The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Progressive Goons w/ Chris from Brooklyn

Episode Date: October 30, 2020

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And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead. But we gonna live forever. But we gonna live forever. The BoyzCast with Christopher from Brooklyn. What's going on, Ryan? Thanks for having me on the show. Notes from a goon from Chris from Brooklyn. That's the new podcast. Yeah. I love that.

I'm releasing the video in conjunction with this coming out. This comes out Friday, right? Yeah. Check out his new podcast before. I would recommend doing it now before you hear him talk for an hour. Yeah. Yeah.

That's probably the better idea. It's not going to, you know, just go leave a rating and review based on the fact that, you know, I'm friends with Ryan before you hear me ramble like a fucking moron for an hour. Dude,

I still fucking it makes me laugh like the Chris from Brooklyn thing because like Chris is like this like thug fucking goon that grew up like Brooklyn when it was fucking Brooklyn and now it's like Brooklyn you might as well be like Chris from drama class like yeah essentially it is very it is it's it's disconcerting earlier today I was wearing a Cincinnati Reds hat around the corner from my house, and a dude was like, you better be from Cincinnati,

like a black dude with a Reds hat on who was clearly blood. He's like, you need to be careful with that hat. I see you just came from the gym, but we out here. And I was like, oh, all right. I guess New York is bad, baby. You're like the guy that got a fucking,

like a Green Day tattoo before, and guy that got a fucking uh like a green day tattoo before and then that was before they came out with 21 guns yeah and now and now you're brooklyn chris what and you said that uh you could tell the guy was from bloods so he's also wearing a cincinnati reds hat and that's definitely like a blood thing from back in the day i was like this is a fellow 40 year old man i'm like sir'm like, sir, are we really going to do this? You're smoking a blunt outside. You're an adult. It was the daytime.

It was two in the afternoon. I was like, what are we doing? So Christopher is a podcaster, comedian, all that sort of stuff. But most importantly, thug goon. So do you know people that were from the Bloods of the Crips growing up? Yeah.

Drug dealer. Am I correct to say you're a drug dealer? No. Why would you say that? Incorrect, Ryan. A lot of people listen to this show. So you weren't a drug dealer, but you- As a kid, yeah.

You might've been a drug dealer. As a kid, yeah. Okay, so let's do like the test. Like, have you been to jail? I've been to jail, not prison. Okay, see the fact that that was a trick question. The fact that you said the difference, that's what you would say. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I've never been to jail not prison okay see the fact that that was a trick question the fact that you said the difference that's what you would say okay yeah yeah i've never been to prison no

but you've been in jail before i mean dumb shit i broke the door off of 7-eleven while i was drunk when i was like 17 once was like a large possession charge i mean did fighting dumb shit like that how many what's the worst fight you've ever been in? I didn't get arrested for any of the worst fights I've ever been in. But, you know, just, I mean. Just like stomping bitches with your friends that are in the bloods? No, just like, no. I did, like, it was just literally you just show up for things. I never, I would not, we've talked about this before.

I'm not like super into fighting. But I will show up if my friends are doing something stupid was that a contentious for you and your gang that you were didn't want to fight i was not in a gang i actually turned down membership i it was like a weird thing like i literally like just got you know when you're 14 those kids aren't in the bloods and then when you're 15 all of a sudden they are and you're just like oh you're gonna go fight a guy right but like we're still like little kids essentially so i'll just come with you. And I remember these kids, we were in the Fort Greene Projects.

And they were doing like blood calls and all these like older blood calls. They were like doing like, well, now they do like, it was like brat, like that whole shit, throwing up like gang signs, like, and like dudes would come out. Yeah, like that. That's the blood call? Because I thought it was like an old school stop thing. I believe it. They changed it since this is back in like 1998.

Okay. So I don't know anything about the Bloods past 1999, 2000. So like, but like, and I remember they were there and it was like three kids. It was like me, this Russian kid and this little poor man and all these black kids. And they were like, these older dudes were like, we got to like blood these dudes in if they're ready to bang for your nation. And I was like, no, thank you. Like me and the other white kid were like, no, thank you you we're here in case somebody's jumping you guys but we don't need any parts of this yeah okay we're gonna go through a whole bunch of stuff but first and

foremost we've got the celebrity gossip and you know not normally we're not a celebrity gossip podcast but this was there was a lot of there was a lot of stuff there was kanye chelsea because i feel like we should comment on that. Did you watch Kanye on Joe Rogan? I didn't watch the whole thing. I did see Chelsea Handler offering to blow people to get them to vote Democrat. Yeah, dude. Also, she said

that at 50 Cent. She was like, I'll let 50 Cent have another spin on me. It was like, you're a 60-year-old woman. You're an old lady. This guy's having sex with models, probably you're like an old bag he's like a he's like a jacked up millionaire like he really doesn't need your rapper millionaire i don't i don't think you realize like how this works where you're not you you have significantly less value to a guy who's already established famous than a rapper coming up trying to get famous.

Well, you know what? Yeah, but you know what drove me nuts about it? And this is why I brought it up because I feel like everyone has their take on the whole Chelsea Handler basically saying, I talked a bit about it last weekend, but the thing that drives me nuts about like what she said, which was, you know, the tax rate should be 63%

and oh, just you shouldn't let your pocketbook. It's like, it's the same thing these people do in comedy where you go, okay, you've made a ton of money and now you're probably on the downswing of your career. So you made that money at the 50% tax rate. It's like very easy to say when you have a bunch of money and that you've made at it. And then you're like, well, everyone now that's trying to get rich should have to pay more money. It's like, well, are you going to back pay all the money on that taxes? Like she's not, she's not advocating for a 63% capital gains tax. I'm sure. Exactly. It 100%. So I say it's the exact same thing. These people all do. It's like, they'd make the thing with, they get there with the old rules, the same with the dirty comedy.

You see all the comics that are, they see like, like oh you shouldn't do dirty stuff but they got famous that way i just felt like there's nothing that drives me crazier than like really rich people that are advocating for like higher taxes and you go well yeah because you have your money post-tax now it's all tax so it's like you understand if you make over 400 000 a year right that's what it is yeah yeah that first year i make 400 000 a year i'd? That's what it is? Yeah. Yeah, that first year I make $400,000 a year, I'd really like to keep that $400,000, that first couple of years. 100%.

And the 20th time when you're already, you're kind of like, you know, whatever, maybe I'll work less, but who cares? I got all my money. But anyways, that's what I thought about her. And then on the same topic, there was Chris Pratt. And he basically came out and like, he didn't like come out, but he was like,

he's like low-key, like a Trump guy, and he basically came out and like he didn't like come out but he was like he's like loki like a trump guy and he's like religious or whatever and then they always say they go uh this guy's about hate groups and the hate groups are just a church which i always like you know they go hate group you look into it you go it's a church but then basically all these actors come out and they go no you know chris pratt's actually like a great guy. And they've stand up for him, which is like, he hates the gays, but whatever. Yeah. I mean, again, and that's great. Right. That's another positive about him.

But then he says these things and you go, okay, so your friends are allowed to like Trump. Like, so it's okay for you to have religious friends. Like, you know what I mean? These Hollywood people, they go, no, Chris Pratt's actually good. It's like, yeah, now extend that to like everyone, every every normal person yeah they go why don't you denounce this guy it's like why don't you denounce chris pratt if you have to denounce everyone it's like well my friends are my friends could be like that which everyone's friends should be i want to be whatever they want but it's like if you're gonna

if you're gonna have those morals and tell people who they what you know you had this person on your podcast that's wrong you had this and then and then like oh when it's your friend it's fine so that's another hypocrisy of the week oh i mean that's a the chris pratt thing i just don't even he's just like you know he's are we just not allowed to hire christian actors yeah it's like yeah sure you're gonna see his church is a hate group i like argue with my buddy who's a muslim dude i'm like yeah like you can't tell me not to call your shirt gay because it's homophobic when you're actively i literally just had this you're actively a practicing muslim you think being gay is an abomination before god if you wear a pink shirt it's not nearly as homophobic as me calling your pink shirt gay yeah exactly they yeah they got it right and then now we're

and then then we won't admit it yeah the same it's kind of the same thing as like you know on the fucking with all the denouncing like they're like you know they'll get mad at providing someone a platform on a podcast like why did you have this guy on like why did you have chris you know from brooklyn on your podcast and i'll say listen i want to support the gay community and i'm just i want to do my part but then they'll get mad at it but then they'll have them on the news you know cnn would have trump on or whoever it was they'd have these people and it's like why do you get to do it and they go well because we're you know the mainstream we're allowed to do it so that stuff just like drives me but yeah didn't you talk

about um cnn having richard spencer on a bunch didn't you just do something i think they only had them on once or twice but they have like all those type of guys on, but they vice would vice was the ones that would have them on the most. Like they love, they love the white supremacists. And if anything, the truth is like, if you were to, if you were trying to say who's making a bigger difference for that, it's like, if you bring a guy like that on the, the boogeyman of white supremacists, where people think of like, you know, KKK guys kkk guys right and you know with no teeth in the middle of nowhere fucking their sister like that's what like the kind of uh opinion people have and then you bring this guy on he was like 30 decent looking and kind of funny and speaks well it's like that's actually more likely to convert people

over to be like oh this guy's making some sense if you're stupid you know what i mean yeah jerry springer i did the most for you know what i mean? Yeah, Jerry Springer I did the most for, you know what I mean? Like he would have like the ridiculous Hillbilly Clan members on constantly. And I think that did the most for detracting from anybody wanting to be associated with that. You know what I mean? Yeah, like Richard Spencer's like, yeah, you want a white ethnostate with a bunch of hot blonde chicks

and they're all going to suck my cock. Yeah, he's sending at least his messages a little little more like modern whereas you we're fucking Howard Stern yeah he used to he was the best too because like that same thing where it's like he's kind of come out and he's a little like woke now or whatever and it was like you literally had the grand wizard on often and it was super funny that's what the that's why the Sacha Baron Cohen thing was I don't know if you saw Borat and I was like it was fine whatever it's like you know it wasn't thing was, I don't know if you saw Borat. And I was like, it was fine, whatever. It's like, you know, there was some issues that it wasn't my favorite.

Because even like from a pranking perspective, like from the art of like clowning or whatever, just even in his last show, I thought his Republican character wasn't the best because it couldn't wind people up because you don't really wind up like right wing people by being another right wing person and say crazy shit and getting them to wound up so a lot of times like he went to the hunters or what he had these like two old you know republican

guys they were kind of conspiracy guys right and then he would essentially be like agreeing with them so then they'd kind of all agree whereas before he he'd be like Bruno and be this like aggressive gay guy and make them feel uncomfortable. But there wasn't really any, like, you know, when they talk about like a taxable event with taxes. Yeah.

I didn't feel like there was any real event because it was kind of like, you know, they're like, Oh, it's, you know, Hillary Clinton's, you know,

there's no conflict without the, so like the better character from that show that he did, what was that on Showtime was the, when he had the hippie guy go in that guy was great to the republican place and was just like yeah we're gonna build this mosque that was one of the best sketches that was one of the funniest things i've ever seen yeah yeah it was fucking hilarious because then you have all those guys that now have to justify why they don't want a mosque there which is never gonna be good but i think but i think the reason for it was because he didn't even want to like make fun of that guy to like parody him you know what i mean

yeah of course i think i think well that's also real a weird thing is like there's like a weird thing coming from that sect where it was it's like you can't no we can't acknowledge like the left gets away with not having to acknowledge their crazies while demanding the right does it. You know what I mean? Like, if you have a couple of right-wing opinions, it's all of a sudden like, well, how do you feel about Richard Spencer? Why would I give a fuck about Richard? Like, I literally just said I think that we should be able to have guns in the house.

Like, I don't have anything other than, you know what I mean? Like, it's like, why do I now have to own Richard Spencer? Because he also thinks that he should be able to have guns in the house. Like, who gives a fuck? Yeah, you get it from sort of both sides, eh? You're saying, like, even on your podcast, you get fucking right-wing people and left-wing Why do I now have to own Richards? Because he also thinks that he should be able to have guns in the house. Like who gives a fuck? Yeah. You get it from sort of both sides. Hey, you're saying like,

even on your podcast, you get fucking right when people on left, when people get mad at you, like, like literally like, cause all the kids, they're just like, yo,

you're not funny. We both think that. Why are you doing a second podcast? Enough with the first one. You're always on fucking Lewis's's show now you're showing up on everybody's show to promote your new thing we just started to like ryan now we know he sucks too who is uh who is uh who do you find worse like the right people that'll have people up when they're fucking with you dude i mean i'll tell you this i think some of the right guys are just such

bait and they're trying to be transparent. I got into a thing with a guy on Twitter where he just kept going. Yeah, man. I just don't think you guys about like my other show, high society radio is like, he was like you guys just shouldn't cover politics is the exact same thing over and over again. Like just like what everybody else is doing. And it was because we made fun of the Trump Axios video in an episode. That's why he was saying that. But I was like, wait a second.

You think our political takes are the same as other shows? He's like, yeah, dude, it's just like, you're just doing the same shit. Everybody. I was like wait a second you think our political takes are the same as other shows he's like yeah dude it's just like you're just doing the same shit everybody i was like hold on hold on you said you're saying that another podcast said that kanye west should uh uh announce his running mate as kamala 2 t-o-o meaning the wrestler kamala yeah you know what i mean like it's like somebody else said that that should be Kanye's plan but just come out and say Kamala too but it's actually Kamala too the number two because Kamala Harris the wrestler he has a son named Kamala too who also wrestles as Kamala the Ugandan giant that's so good yeah and like I was like somebody else said that on a pot he was like well no and I was like okay somebody else pointed out that joe biden's website is like before he

announced kamala harris as his running mate his entire website was just donate money there was no there was no other functionality and i brought it up on the show i was like somebody else pointed that out about that joe biden's website is just a money grab he was like no i was like so what is your fucking issue he's like i'm really just mad because you guys make fun of ben shapiro what'd you say about what and i was just like all right well then fine like i was just like, I'm really just mad because you guys made fun of Ben Shapiro. What did you say about the game? And I was just like, all right, well, then fine. I was just like, yeah, I'm going to make – Ben Shapiro knew everybody was going to make fun of him when he fucking nerdily read the words to wet-ass pussy.

You know what I mean? He did it for that reason, so we jumped on it. You know what I mean? Of course. He's like a nerdy Jew going, meh, meh. You know what I mean? It's always funny. He was just doing Jerry Lewis.

Yeah. There was – and to go back to like the, the board thing, there was like two things I want to say about what you said, but there was also like the, and I've kind of made some version of this point before, but like, the idea that he went out and said, I did this all to fight bigotry, tries me so crazy. Cause it's like, no, you didn't, but you go, why did you go to Brooklynoklyn and throw money at orthodox jews why did ali g go fuck with feminists at the rally why are you

doing like an impression of like a kazakhstan man that fucking like fucks his cousin and they were actually mad about it a stereotype if you will because you thought it was funny and now you go no i was fighting anti-semitism like i'm sure that you were exposing some anti-semites in the process but when you went to brooklyn in character and threw dollar bills at a fucking orthodox jewish guy who was who exactly was getting exposed the viewer is it the viewer that laughs like remember that time you laughed at my thing i was doing that to prove that you're an anti-Semite. It was like, what are we talking about?

I don't even think anybody ever, like, nobody has come out. Nobody accused him of being racist for doing it. Like, he just, he brought attention to it by saying that. Yeah, he did. No, it's like, nobody, you didn't have anybody patting you on the back being like, go get them Jews. Like, everybody knows your last name is Cohen, sir. Like, you know what I mean? Like, you didn't have anybody patting you on the back being like, go get them Jews. Like everybody knows your last name is Cohen, sir. Like, you know what I mean?

Like you're not, how would you possibly expose Ante? So the only way you could do that would be in the comments where somebody's going, yeah, way to get them Jews, Mr. Cohen. Nobody's going to fucking do that. Yeah, right. If they're like, finally, someone said it. Yeah, throw money at them. There you go.

He's one of the good ones. There was, I was in Washington this weekend. And I watched the, I watched like a little bit of the debate. And I was kind of like, ah, whatever. We watched like 20 minutes of it. But it was fun. I was like, with Danny and like our other buddy there, everyone was, we're making jokes about it. And then I was having people texting me. And it was all serious you know people would be like i think trump made a good

point here i think biden's uh you know kind of edging him out here and we're like what we were saying was like wouldn't it be funny if trump was like joe biden is a cuck he is the biggest cuck in the history of all cucks yeah i have never been cucked. The only time I've ever been cucked is by myself when I am fucking and watching at the same time. I am both the cuck and the bull. And then we're saying that Trump looks like he has a guy that caught cheating energy because you know how he would like to the moderator. He was kind of like, oh, yeah, I appreciate that.

Oh, yeah. He was very much like, oh, I'm so sorry. And it was like, yeah, that's how me and my friends were watching and that's how like anyone that i know that's cool would you know fucking around like who gives a shit and then i you talk to people even like at comedy clubs and they were like you know i hope fucking you know i hope biden can pull it through like i thought this and you go man like is anyone fun dude i did an open mic the day after trump won and i refused to do any trump jokes leading up to the election the last time i just went to an open mic i was like all right whatever there's

nothing else to do and i went i had all these trump jokes that were like in my head there's like fuck it i'll write these down let's see if these work for you and it's just like jokes like last time i sucked trump's dick my lips were orange for two days you're like is this pro trump or anti-trump yeah what what is even saying? I don't even get it. No, but it's just like, whatever. It's like a couple of just like ideas. I think it was something about the first thing he said he was going to do was something about he wanted to make the Triple G Canelo Alvarez fight happen.

And he like said that like immediately. He said that right before he got elected. He's like, I'll make sure once I'm the president, I'll make sure we get Triple G versus Canelo. And I was like, this is this is first of all as a boxing fan now i have to vote for him second of all it does establish to his base because he's really just talking about forcing immigrants to fight each other for resources you know what i mean she was like it was like shit like that and i was just like and like you know whatever just like

throw away shit that i was just testing out and people just weren't like just sat there looking at me i was like you guys know that he's the president now like we got four years of this like he's like they're like yeah I think we're just not ready to laugh I'm like why are you here why did you come here you're at a you're literally at a comedy show yeah like not ready to laugh at this dude I did a I was doing meetings about like tv stuff lately and yeah very I'm very, very important, Christopher. But no, I did. My point was, and it was like, so these are people that like my stuff, right? So they've like watched my videos. They kind of know what I'm about.

And I said to like the person who was setting up these meetings, I said, I don't want to meet with anyone that's like overtly political. Like, I don't want to fucking, you know, be working with an activist because I just know how that goes. And it's like, I want to meet with someone that wants to make good comedy i don't want to meet with someone that like wants to use me as like some sort of fucking agenda one way or the other and you know if i look at me i remember me and matt at the hard times like when we were hiring people we used to look at their twitters and their facebooks first to see if like and if their facebook was like

tweeting at judges and fucking congress people all day we go nah that guy's gonna be a fucking nightmare you know what i mean but i was me so i'm talking and she was fine whatever but then at the end of it it was like uh okay well the election like maybe we'll all be oh you know hopefully it goes the way we hope it goes or we'll all be moving back to canada with you you know what i mean and i'm like just the like assumption that i'm gonna to be like my, Oh, if, if, if Trump wins, like heaven forbid, I'll like, I'll give two shits. And her, she said this in a room, like a room full of people. And it was like the just assumption that like, Oh, I mean, fingers crossed. Right guys. As if, as if we were like, hope the Yankees win this year.

And you saying that like on the subway, you know what I mean? It was just like the assumption I go, listen, lady, I don't care. But then I, what I said was, she was like that like on the subway you know what i mean it was just like the assumption i go listen lady i don't care but then i what i said was she was like i hope you you know either be moving to canada i go i know if biden wins we're gonna have to get out of here she's like obviously at all no she didn't even get she's like no i mean if trump wins i was like yeah obviously i know that i'm kidding i don't care but i go no i hope ever listen i hope you all americans get the president that you want. I hope you all win. It's like, I don't give a shit. It's also like, it's super hard to move to Canada.

Yeah. I've been saying that forever. It's like, do you just not think we're a country? Yeah, we could just walk up there. Do you think it's just like Puerto Rico to the north? We could just go there and it's fine? Yeah, I mean, if you're from fucking Syria, it kind of is, but just march in through the Quebec border.

Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Trudeau, where's my cash, man? Is that true? That's the Quebec borders where they all sneak in from. We had some crazy people. We have way more immigration in Canada than they do in America, and there's always an uprising every once in a while with people being like yo this isn't good or whatever wait what do you mean i didn't i didn't know that there's there's more there's more open immigration of

but of like poor like you guys have less student visas canada brags every every year like like the prime minister uh i was just talking about this too okay you know america like american has like fourth of july and pride and this America pride? Like Canada is basically appropriate. Like the woke stuff is appropriate at our pride even. So, you know, an American, like, which I thought it was a funny point someone said, but it's like, think about this. Like if someone wears an American flag, it means that they support Trump basically. You'd be like, oh, what are you, a Trump guy?

And it was like. Yeah, which is insane. Imagine being like, yeah, you're running for president in the country and it's kind of like what do you have an American flag it's like aren't you trying to be the president like isn't your guy like isn't that the country but in Canada the 4th of July essentially our you know Canada day basically is like we celebrate how diverse we are and we celebrate how much immigrants we take in and it's kind of like it's it's funny because it is this, it's like almost this like left-wing pride thing in a lot of ways.

Because all of the whole rhetoric, like all the speeches are just like, we're so proud of how diverse we are and whatever. We're so proud that the women can vote now and, you know, all that kind of stuff. But Canada still has more white people percentage-wise than America, no? Yes, but we do have a higher percentage of immigrants and they like it's one of those things they brag about right it's like it's it's you know like we had 750 000 immigrants last year it's like so you know whatever is it refugee immigrants in particular like you said the syria thing it's some yeah it's a lot of refugees but

the refugees and immigrants are different are different categories okay so you know refugees just but they both count as whammies if you're if you're doing the if you're doing a game show if you land on mexican or syrian you still get a whammy yeah you lose all your money that's exactly what it but i did so when we were in we were in washington and the biggest thing that i was noticing was like so if things are kind of open there for starters right so like they're way less shut down than here they were always way less shut down and you go easy for these fucking politicians in washington to be like oh it's not that big a deal it's like because nothing

shut down for them things are kind of up and running for them yeah you guys posted some instagram so or danny posted some instagram so you guys were in like full bars yeah it's like up and running dude they have like everything's kicking but that being said one thing they did have was like everything is boarded up because of um like the riots were so bad in washington like you walked out starbucks boarded up like and then they have black lives matter on every on everything but basically it's a don't loot us sign. So everywhere you go, it's like, please, please leave us. What's a majority black city? DC is still a majority black city, I think.

I have no idea. Is that true? Yeah, you never, like they said that back in the day, you know, like the mayor of DC, before Rob Ford got caught smoking crack, Marion Barry, who's a black guy who's mayor of D.C., got caught smoking crack and got reelected, and they were just like the populace just wasn't going to vote out a black guy

for a white lady. You know what I mean? Like a Democrat black guy or this white Republican lady, I think, was running. It was when I was a kid, so I only vaguely remember that the mayor of Washington, D.C., the capital of the country, got caught smoking crack and then got reelected. He was the OG crack smoking mayor. Was that – did Jerry Springer get caught smoking crack or was he just paying –

because you know he was the mayor of Cincinnati. Yeah, I remember. So he got caught. I know he bounced a check to a hooker. Did he get caught with crack as well? Dude, I have no idea. Something about governing a city that just makes you need crack. We were talking, there was like a bunch of these army dudes there.

And it was like, cause watch, you know, it's got all these people that work. Every everyone's involved in government in some form or other, you know, whether they're like a blogger or a journalist, like everyone you meet is that there was these army dudes there. And it was like such a wildlife dude. And they were, they were kind of going through the thing of like, they hated the army guys really hated Obama because his wife tried to take away all their lunches. So it was all really.

Cause she tried to make them healthy. Yeah. She tried to make them healthy, but then they botched it. So basically they were, they had like their cafeteria and they got rid of the chips, the vending machines, all that stuff. And they were like, you can have vegetables, but they like infrastructurally couldn't handle the amount of vegetables. So they would get all these like rotten vegetables.

So they're like no Doritos. And they would send all this like rotten celery. That's hysterical. Yeah. These guys were like, wow, the army dudes have such an interest in life. Because I don't know any army guys. And I have this idea of like, why would any, even the guy was telling me, he's like, so what we do is wake up at 5am and they would put us in the pool and we'd have to swim there with weights

and they would come yell at us and dump water on us and you were like why would you do that voluntarily would you really for what who would do this like it and then you know some of the jobs that these guys had like one of the guy's jobs was he was essentially kind of lower and what they do is they'll be in i don't know saudi arabia you know one of those places and to go weed out the like bad the you know terrorists or whatever they would be like in humvees and they would do like a little brigade through the city and then wait for like snipers and fucking terrorists to shoot them and then they'd be like okay we know where they are so they're essentially like bait and they had to do geometry while getting shot at in a humvee you know what i mean they had to like call the protractor and be like he's over there

and then they weigh in and they're like okay we found them how'd you find them two of us are dead that's how yeah and he says it's kind of like that's why a lot of times they kind of are looking for like sociopaths now because those guys come back and for just like a normal guy, they come back and they're like messed up. So there's this guy, he's like a strip club bouncer. And basically I was asking him questions because he was, this guy was kind of wild, right? And he was like, you know, Trump's the best and they need to get us into more army. He's like mad that they pulled them out of places. Like, you know, he loves, he loves, you know.

Trump pulled them out of places. Trump pulled them out of a few places and he's not happy about that. But Obama pulled them out of places. Like, you know, he loves, he loves, you know. Trump pulled them out of places. Trump pulled them out of a few places, and he's not happy about that. But Obama pulled them out of more. Like, they just, he wants to, he's like, the army should just be fighting nonstop. Like, he was really in it or whatever. And then I was just kind of like talking to him or whatever. And then I can't remember, I said something along the lines of like, what was the craziest thing you saw or whatever?

We're at a party, like eight dudes there. And then he literally just stops and just walks. And he goes, I goes i gotta go and he walks out the door and never comes back like i triggered him oh shit danny comes over he's like what the fuck did you say to that guy he just stormed out yeah i had a dude once tell me like we were arguing about stuff we were just it was he's an army dude he was like a drunk but like he was like this is like years later and he go there was one thing he's like yeah like the iraq war was bullshit but he's like we should have been in somalia i was like why he's like because when i was in somalia i turned a corner and i saw he like described this pile of fucking bodies and i was just like i'm not gonna argue that we shouldn't

have been in somalia after you've now told me that you saw a flaming pile of bodies in your life like you know what i mean like right yeah especially not with him it's like afterwards dude it was a terrifying man i that's the thing with these people i i was very like on ice with this guy too because i was a little like these guys could snap any moment dude he like beats people up for a job and i was kind of like oh do you like is that suck you have to like get in fights and he was like no i love it there's another dude there that so here's it here's something funny that was like making me laugh so this guy had uh like there was one of the dudes that had a girlfriend that does like only fans and shit like that right which is like a wildlife you know i don't know have you ever dated a chick that like does all that stuff

no no i mean i've like i've been around a few of my guys used to drive hookers when i was a kid so i've been around a lot of those chicks in their like downtime and they're they're all fucked up insane job insane people yeah it's just a wild world so he basically said that so there's these you know eight nine guys that all have like you know eight chicks that they all know and they all kind of like have their like network of like only fans hose right and they the ones that get big then they hire someone to manage it so there's this like guy that manages like nine of their only fans and messages all the dudes and stuff so it's really there's like a dude writing the personalized text messages for all of the chicks that is correct so these chicks have these huge followings and the dude pay the extra premium service to fucking chat with them and whatever.

It just goes to show that women really can't do the nuts and bolts of this business. Like, you know what I mean? Like it's like, how do we want more female entrepreneurs? If you can't fucking write the ooh daddy to your fucking $7 a month, only fans,

people like it's really just cut and paste the names. It's like, it's those letters you get, have you donate to a candidate? You know what I people. It's really just cut and paste the names. It's like those letters you get if you donate to a candidate. You know what I mean? It's just like, they just white out one name and put your name in. It's just like,

yeah, it's a stamp. Like, let's go. Move this along. I think it's even more complicated. I think it's like, they weren't even there from the beginning. I think it's like some dude, like, I think the way that I said it

was like they found the guy. But I think what's more accurate is that like, I think I, the way that I said it was like, they found the guy, but I think what's more accurate is like the guy says to this girl, like, Hey, I'm going to come like take photos of you naked. Like once a week, put them on the internet. I'm going to run this site and send you a check once a month. Like, you know what I mean? Oh, so they're just like straight up. Like that's just like, yeah, that's the hook. That's the old hooker pimp model.

It's the old hooker pimp model. Like I'm, I think in this scenario, the guy, the guy, the guy, they seem to be getting like a pretty good chunk of change. Like he's probably taking 20%. It's more like agent fees or whatever, but like legitimately they're not involved. Like they probably don't even know the fucking password.

So, and I've seen it before where I'm like, you know, I don't, I don't subscribe to any of that stuff, but I have seen where it's like some chick you went to university with or something has like only fans. You're like, I can take a peep at that. Oh yeah. I remember there was a girl I went to high school with who like two

years afterwards, somebody was like, Hey, this girl's on this website. It was a call like brooklynhookers.com. And it was just like a video. She was not somebody I would have had sex with. You know what I mean? But I was like, I'll totally watch her blow a stranger. You know what I mean? And I probably also jerked off to it because it's like, well, I know her. She's doing something fucking gross. Let's go.

Yeah, that's exactly what it is. You're just like, hey, this is funny. It was like a fat, I've talked about this. I may have told you about this at some point, but it was like a fat chick when I used to live in Bensonhurst, like right across the way from me, this fat chick would like, she was gross. But like, I would bone up every time she would like walk around across the way from me, this fat chick would like, she was gross, but like,

I would bone up every time she would like walk around, she would like walk around naked. And I would like, or like in her bra and panties and every, just because I wasn't supposed to be seeing it, just bone up a little, just a little bit. I would just fluff up. I'd be like, ah, and like literally would not let her like, there was no way. Like if that girl was like, Hey, can I come up and blow you? I'd be like, probably not. No, it's probably not.

No. You know what i uh the funniest part about this guy was so like he he was breaking up with her and because you know before he was kind of like yo it's sick like he was kind of flossing like as if it was this like cool lifestyle right and then he was like oh we're breaking up we're like what you kind of like. Right. And then he was like, Oh, we're breaking up. We're like, what are you kind of like, what's the problem? And he was like, just all the things you would think would be the problem. It's like, yeah. All of the reasons you would think that it sucks dating a girl like that. Those it's like, yeah. The guys I knew that used to drive girls, like they,

the girls would just like, so like basically my, a couple of my buddies were doing this job as I was taking care of my dad when he had cancer. So nobody wanted to hang out in my house because my dad had cancer and it was depressing but all the guys would sit around with hookers all night would just come smoke blunts in my basement because they were like well we got it we got we're waiting for calls yeah so like and so like you meet these girls and like most of them their boyfriends didn't know they were hooking they thought they were just stripping for bachelor parties one girl the weirdest one i heard was her boyfriend she was a little white girl dating a big black dude her and he was just like i don't care if you fuck other dudes but

let me find out your fucking other black dudes because that's the end of our relationship and i was just like what a strange line to draw i knew one that uh there was this dude he fucking is a comic in toronto and he used to date these kind of like fucking hooker chicks or whatever and then it was it was almost that but he goes i don't care if you fuck other dudes but you better be uh it better not be for free like it was you they you walk in on a guy you'd be like he better be paying for this you realize the girl who's going no no i'm, no, I'm not cheating on you. He paid me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like, she could always just have a stack of money on her.

That's what you have to do. Yeah, you got to, like, you can fuck me, but I got to put a stack of money on the bed so, like, in case my boyfriend walks in. It's like, what a life. Yeah. It was like the guys who were just like, well, they're using protection with those guys.

It's like, yeah, until he pulls out an extra 500. Like, what do you think is happening? Your girlfriend is a hooker. Like. It's's a fucking wild world but these you know and some dudes just get they like they're so just beat up inside that they'll fucking let the girls like walk over them like that you know what the crazy part is like i was talking this my chick where she was talking about like you know how the girl podcasters all give the like most insane advice you know it'll be like what you need to do to get what you want you need this from a guy and you do this and never settle

for less and ignore him and do all this stuff and you're like a good way to end up with a liar you're gonna end up with a liar for sure and then also and it's like yeah if you're like super hot and you know whatever and also have money like i'm not putting up with any of that shit like yeah so it's like it's good advice to like either be alone or get a terrible guy but it's like you're like what you're describing is you want a lopsided relationship so you we want to be with a guy that is like putting out more stuff and you have a better deal than he does and it was like okay well he better like you better be fucking hot and he does. And it was like, okay, well, he better like, you better be fucking hot and he better really value having a hot chick

or else he's going to be like, what are we doing here? Yeah, well, I was just listening to you. I was listening to your last episode where you were talking about girls saying that you're a sociopath for wanting certain things. I just made me think about like, me and my girl were broken up for a while. We got back together and I was just kind of like-

Did you go on a tear? Yeah. A little bit, a little bit. We're going to edit this out. So many dudes. Yeah. So dude, that's all. I mean, that will dudes don't count as cheating. It's fine. Like, but no, but it was like, we got, we got back together after a long while. And it was like one of these things where it was like, kind of like, all right, like, I think this is where we're running into problems.

Like I need like autonomy and this and that and it's just like she was just like okay i'm like willing i need some level of autonomy i need to be able to do things that i want to do like achieve goals and she was like yeah i'm willing to work through my issues with that if you sometimes meet me halfway if i'm being a little crazy and i was like i'd be an example well like just like i mean think about it i'm out every night doing comedy or whatever we got hammered me and you got hammered last night yeah you know what i mean like it's like i live with my girlfriend it's not like you know you're with your chick it's like kind of new still you can kind of still do whatever you want just live in your house but we got like loaded last night and

just like i don't want to hear shit about when i'm going to we're going to skank fest and she's like a little apprehensive about that and she's like i'm gonna go like do a bunch yeah but she's like a little apprehensive you know what i mean but it's like i'm gonna go do that and she's like yeah i know you know what i mean like it's like that's the kind of thing it's like, I'm going to go do a bunch. Yeah, but she's like a little apprehensive. You know what I mean? But it's like, I'm going to go do that. And she's like, yeah, I know. You know what I mean? It's like that's the kind of thing. It's the thing where it's got to be,

you got to just be allowed to do that. And also, she gave me, real quick, she was trying to say, one time she was like, well, you know, you're lucky to have somebody

who does that. And I kind of stopped her and was like, this is going to start an argument. Because, like, I'm not lucky. I literally had to say to you, I need this. Or we can't be together. I'm not lucky.

We had a conversation. That means we have a strong relationship. And she was like, because we were talking about like a buddy of mine who was like a little, you know what I mean? And like, yeah, a little one of those. And it was just like, well, she's like, you know, you're lucky to have. It was like, no, no, no. He could have easily, before you get into the relationship, you probably set the boundary. You know what i mean and like yeah a little one of those and it was just like which is like you know you're lucky to have like it was like no no he could have easily before you get into the relationship you probably set the boundary you know what i mean like it's like i think that's always a better a better move no yeah so many girls think that i've heard that from so many like every girl probably ever i've been with is like you'll never find anyone like me like it's

almost cliche with it and then they'll be like there's billions of hosts and you go you go what are you crazy like you're high maintenance i go oh you think you're one of the good ones i'm like with you because you're hot like you're a fucking bag of problems and i'm like but i'm so you know or i sort of like that but i'm like the fact that you think like oh my god like you hit the jackpot with you it It was like similar to the last three. I don't know if you know that. Yeah. But the last three, they all said that too. There is a lot of that where they kind of this idea that like I'm specifically good, but I, the thing that I was going to say too, is with all of that, like the girls, they're like,

I want this deal and I want to have all my free time. And then you make all the money and this and that you go. That's what every guy's like. Yeah. Okay. Well, then we're going to have kids and then I'll give you a job. So like if you're not also busy and you're together, like a guy is going to be like, that's why you have kids a lot of times. Because you're like, let's give this bitch something to do.

Yeah. So she leaves me alone. So I can get. It does. Yeah. So I can start having a hobby again. When she get it does yeah so i can start having a hobby again when she has a hobby again i can yeah hobby again but i think also the reason it's like important to fucking set that boundary like the way you're saying to have that conversation because it's like it's you know the idea of like if you're doing audience and you're doing a show and you have like people in the audience that like you know don't like you and you're like with bad faith

and it starts to get in your head yes where even she might be not, um, even though she's like, okay, you can do that or whatever. But the fact that like, I might have to like, okay, this with you, or I even have to, it starts influencing your decision process. And over time it makes you more cautious. So you stop. So it's like, yeah, whatever. You're like, Oh, I'll probably be fine. But like over the long period of time, the same way, like if you have so it's like yeah whatever you're like i'll probably be fine but like over a long period of time the same way like if you have someone you're like i don't like why you hate i hate this friend of yours you know and every time it's a fucking nightmare like eventually it might fade them down a bit in your life like if you don't put a stop to that yeah that's true it'll just make you less cautious it'll weed those things out and i was like i need to be free to

fucking have my brain operate you know at its full capacity without these outside influences and the energy just kind of like influencing it. Yeah. You need to not be thinking about, you need to not be thinking about, I was like, is this going to make, is this going to make more work? Right? Like if I like want to go, like, let's say like if, if my girl decided she didn't like you and I want to do this podcast and then I had to tell her I was going to do this podcast. And it was like,

it's like, Oh, like she needs to just be like, Oh, like I understand that that's work or whatever. And just like, or like they're going to do this is like, if I now have to think about the, like, I may just, I may have just been like, no, I can't do the podcast. You know, as opposed to being like, I know risking the work that then just comes from having a basic back and forth conversation. It all adds up and it just becomes this.

And I've sort of explained that even with like moving or whatever, you know, and some people are like, well, we can do it together. It's like, okay. But the problem is once you like inherit someone else's energy and you inherit someone else's, you know, the responsibility of them and you kind of, any person that's like kind of has empathy, you will factor that in. Like, you're not going to be like, okay, I'll go. And you're thinking like, what will she do? Like, was her job be fine?

Like, so if you are, you know, making lots of moves, like you need someone that's not going to be like that, or it will like over the course of time, just beat you down, beat you down, beat you down until you're like, eh, and vice versa. A lot of girls just get kind of beat down by their dudes because they, but it's like, everyone will be. Cause they won't't shut up brian you have to beat them down sometimes you know yeah everyone will get beat down as much as they'll accept it though you know like there's a lot of girls that will beat down the guy and eventually it always tells them to take a stand like it always says to guys like you know it's same to girls they go

you know you need to take a stand which is the girl like, I've had it up to here and I'm not having this anymore. And it was that point, but it's like, the truth is if you are the type of person that gets like bullied around or pushed around, the answer isn't to take a stand. The answer is to like be with someone that doesn't take advantage of people. Like if you're like a bitch, find like, you know, if you're a bitch at work, find a boss that isn't the type of guy that like walks all over people find someone that's nice to be with and find someone that is like kind of caring because otherwise they'll take advantage of you and your stand once a month of being like i'm you know you just aren't compatible whereas like you know even someone maybe more like

me or you if i was with a chick that like tried those things you'd nip it in the bed like out of the gate like my ex would be like do this and this you go yeah we're not gonna be doing any of this stuff anymore and she's kind of like all right i tried i remember my ass we literally just laugh like you laugh yeah shut up dude chris my fucking ex before last uh like this like three years ago for christmas i go tell me what you want for Christmas. She sends me a link to a $7,000 purse. And I just call her. I go, what the fuck? Get the fuck out of here.

And she goes, all right, it's worth a try. She's like, worth a try? And I was like, yeah, man, maybe that's worked in the past. You're like, here's what I want. And then this guy goes, he grumbles about it, but he's like, I, you know, whatever. But she was like, all right, well, I can't help her go for trying.

My chick sent me, there was a designer. She liked the bags. You know those bags that look like, you know, whatever. But she was like, can't help her go for trying. My chick sent me, there was a designer. She liked the bags. You know those bags that look like thank you bags? Yeah. So she was just like, she sent me the white Python one. And I was like, you're out of your fucking mind. And I just got her. But it was a good way to like, she knew I was going to say that to her.

I was like, you're out of your fucking mind. You crazy. But then like, now I know she likes those. So I got the like $150. I got one you know and i still remember that you like these you meet at the 10 percent line yeah that's that's yeah like the only fans got you were a little bitched around when it came to covid though because i remember when this first started we were going to meet up and you're like i can't because i can't go out in public because then i'm gonna come home and i get a talking to that's not but you keep saying this is the third podcast you've said this on oh yeah you're definitely not what happened at all i had like legitimately very sick

relatives that i was not trying to take any oh my relatives are sick too what does that have to do with anything yeah but they're not like dying sick you know what i mean no i just mean like go sick yeah they're fucking pretty sick dudes i mean i heard about the whole maple leaf scam thing you know yeah but so okay so you were saying that like you were gonna have to go around these dying relatives and uh and that would that was all right i didn't interpret it that way now i would just because now you can get i got a test in an hour yesterday because of fucking capital wrestling yeah it's like so now it would be like, that would not even be an issue.

I can just go to city MD and get a test before I go somewhere. You know what I mean? Yeah. You know what's funny? Like with all this fucking, uh, cause you know, like the way you grew up in the hood or whatever,

it's like, what is your fucking gangster friends think of like modern feminism and stuff like that? Like, Oh, I don't even like, yeah. Even like guys like that.

It's not even on there. the really like goony dudes but even like the guys i grew up who were just like regular new york guys are just kind of like shut the fuck like they're just like kind of it's like not even i've like said this before is like you can get any group of like as long as you get any kind of like vaguely goony dudes even if they're trying to be woke because they're now in their 30s or 40s and they work office jobs or whatever it is, you just get them drunk and you go, but let's all be honest. Like women are nonsense, right?

Like, you know what I mean? Like you can kind of do that at the right moment and always get a laugh from a group of men because they're just like, they all just remember what they had to deal with that week. You know what I mean? Like, and it's not even like,

and it's not even like, like women are just different, but you can kind of just be like, you can, no matter how woke you are, if you catch a dude at the right moment, you can just go, yeah, like, but we can all agree. You can be like talking about real serious social issues and then just stop and go, but we can all agree women are nonsense. Right. Yeah.

It's like, yeah, yeah. We can all agree that the problem are women and Jews. Right. And everyone goes, yeah. There was with like, cause we've talked about this before, like on that topic, but like, you kind of grew up where I did, like the way I did where it was like we've talked about this before, like on that topic, but like you kind of grew up where I did, like the way I did, where it was like very multicultural and all this stuff, which is makes it like extra funny when it's all a bunch of white people talking about, you know, the way-

Championing diversity. Championing diversity, but telling you like what friendship looks like, how races should interact. And you go, you don't have a real friend that isn't you know and it's like you and it's that thing where they go oh you're bragging about having black friends or whatever and you go well it is relevant like in this case it is really relevant like what do you mean like it's weird it's like i didn't just make these black friends i kept them like for 25 years like it's like i never like it's like they seem to not have detected

the racism you have and like don't do that with anything else you don't go you're talking about like uh fucking you know plumbers or whatever and you go well i actually have five friends that are plumbers and they go oh wow like bragging about plumber friends you're like i think it's relevant when we're talking about how to talk to your plumber yeah yeah exactly it's like i was at a bar once and i was talking to this kid. I know for, it's like not somebody I'm tight with, but just somebody I know from the neighborhood, but we've had enough conversations

and we're busting each other's balls. And this girl we did not know joined in the conversation and she just all of a sudden goes, yeah, but like me and you shouldn't be making those jokes because we have privilege. And I just look at my boy, who's like a black dude from the hood. I just go.

He's there. She said that in front of him? She said that in front of him she said in front of him i go this bitch is really i looked at him and i go this bitch is really telling us how to fucking talk to each other like we haven't been friends for 15 fucking years and he has like a tear running down his eye and he's like i'm just glad someone said it dude we were also littering he was part cherokee you know dude that's so funny were you like did you have to apologize to your friend? Like, I'm sorry, thug friends. My comedy friends are fucking. This was a random lady.

Oh, it was random. Like, this was a random. I was like at an after hours bar. And this kid I knew just happened to come in. I was talking to Bart. I started bullshitting with him. And then this girl joins our conversation because the kind of place is open at five in the morning.

Everybody's all fucked up. Right. She's probably coming in trying to just like talk to someone new because her friends left because they were like, you're all fucked up. We're going home. She comes in and gives you a list

of how you can talk about, you know, what you can do. Yeah, like she's like, she joins in, like maybe makes a joke and then make sure she lets us know that I have privilege and she has privilege.

So we shouldn't be making these jokes in front of the kid I've known most of my, more than half of my life. You know what I mean? Like, it's just like, what are you fucking doing lady do you do any of your fucking uh do you have any goon friends that fucking got a bit woke oh yeah it's funny to watch where you're

like what is this guy doing oh i mean i mean i just it's very funny on facebook to see people who were fucking legit criminals have like moved away and have like multiple children and are just kind of like, yeah, talking about like woke shit. And just like, I definitely have seen you fucking throw a bottle at someone's head. You know what I mean? Like, it's like, what are you, what are we doing here? Like, we're really going to say, act like we're above it all. Shut the fuck up. They're better now. You know what I was thinking of?

So I have a theory that that sort of there's almost like three different ways that people look at every issue and i think because you sort of have this like street way of looking at things like this you know when they talk about like street smarts which i feel like there's three this is what i think people either look at things through like an academic political lens and everything's funneled through that or a business lens or a street lens. And I feel like you'd be more of a street lens. Like for example, if you take like Kyle Rittenhouse or something like that, right. The political lens would be like, you know, or academic,

you'd have a debate over like who's what sides right. And which side's wrong. Right. So you'd be like, if you're a right wing, you'd be one or left wing and everything kind of through that lens, the business lens, you'd be kind of looking at it more like, oh, you know what we need to do. We should have more cops here. Like, why is that? Why is it not like this? Like, why are we in a situation?

Can this even happen? Like, but nonpolitical kind of like a little bit what Trump's rhetoric was not right or left with that. And then the street lens would be like, I don't care about your politics, but what are you fucking getting a gun and going to a protest? You idiot. I literally do. Am I right? Notes of the goon. I literally go,

I go, this motherfucker drove a half hour, a half hour with a fucking gun, like an asshole. Like you, you weren't going there to maintain law and order. How the fuck? I don't even,

I never known a guy. Like if you get in a car and you're still mad after a half hour drive, that's the guy that ends up in jail. Most dudes are just kind of like, it's like, it's like when you're, mad after a half hour drive, that's the guy that ends up in jail. Most dudes are just kind of like, it's like when you're fucking, you ever look at an ad for a hooker and then jerk off and you go, thank God I dodged that bullet.

How the fuck did you take a 20 minute drive? You didn't turn on any tunes that could maybe calm you down. What were you listening to? That you like, you couldn't just throw on some Bob Marley, see if you still want to go shoot some people at that Black Lives Matter protest.

I don't think so. And your point isn't about whether he's right or wrong or whatever. Like you couldn't just throw on some Bob Marley, see if you still want to go shoot some people that black lives matter protest. Right. I don't think so. And your point isn't about whether he's right or wrong or whatever. It was just like an asshole for taking that drive. Yeah. Like it's kind of like, I think I'm more of the bit. I think I'm more,

if I was to say out of those three, probably somewhere between the business and the like academic one. Cause I think I have a tendency to probably look at less like the person and a little more like, all right, how do we solve this whole fucking thing? So there's a, and like the person. Oh, okay. I see what you mean. Like, why is this protest even happening? Maybe, yeah.

What's causing this guy to think this is necessary? I think if I was to like be honest about which one, maybe I don't know if I necessarily like, I'd like to maybe more think that I had more street smarts, but like, I don't think I do. I mean, it is just just it becomes your gut reaction so it's like afterwards i can have the conversation about like and i have had this conversation with uh you know your friends with the rtc guys i was talking to marsh about like uh the rittenhouse thing particularly i was just like i can't understand how just like from

the political aspect right you take that it's like, I mean the fucking literally the opposite reason why the right to bear arms exists is why you used it. Right. And there's like the business reason of like, well, it's like somebody has to do this. It's like, yeah, man. Like the whole thing is about how cops aren't using their training correctly. And you went down there with no training and just a fucking massive gun. Like, why did you think you can maintain law and order when an entire police

force could it like, you know what I mean? Like, it's like, you can frame any, like, I just, there's so many different ways to like frame it.

Yeah. Yeah. It's on the, and when you kind of, and there's probably better times for each of them. Like, you know, when it's someone that's real in your life,

like it's the fucking street person, like being a huge, like a human, like treat this person like a human. Whereas a lot of times on the, you know, the academic level, it's like, that's where you get, when you're too far down that that's where you get these, like, you know, the left wing, like using these fucking marginalized people as pawns and all

that shit. It's like, because they're not fucking attached to them. They're not humans to them. And they all they think about is like their fucking movement and they don't care. And then business people, it's like, you kind of probably too much. If you're in that, you know, if do clinical it's a little too clinical too and you know it's one of the it's like almost maybe sometimes too masculine where it's like there's right or wrong but there's like a way to fucking talk to human beings it can't just always be like what what i'm right you know so i'm right and you're like okay but that's i think one of the things that i was saying

that is kind of interesting like about women it's because women, they're the third way. The third way to think about it is like a chick. That's the third way. I think women tend to lean towards that political activist. The political activist. But one of the reasons why is because they think everyone thinks like them. Like, you know, like men are a little more like, I kind of think one way, whereas women, they think everyone thinks like them like you know like men are a little more like i kind of think one way whereas women they think everyone thinks like them so they don't understand which

okay so for example they're women are fine with kind of saying like you know you know whiteness is bad or like toxic masculinity or like these kind of bold statements but they're also or defund the police like these kind of things that but then when you talk to them it's always like well we don't really mean that like obviously i don't wouldn't actually want to like get rid of them and you go because they say whereas like the truth is extremism is actually logical because men actually take things their logical conclusions whereas like they kind of you know they start doing then they get off on another thing it's like well whatever we can think all these things but if a guy and you go okay if we do agree that masculinity is bad well then obviously let's get rid of it like obviously like it's like is it bad well then

let's obviously get rid of it or it's not bad like so it's kind of i think men there's they think well we're not going to actually go kill everyone if we agree that like muslims are bad and they need to be get you know they're the worst and we agree with that as a society it actually is logical to now go get rid of them so it's like some women like kind of have these float these ideas around and men will take them to their logical conclusion which is actually logical if we agree that like i don't know you could think of a million things like yeah and just anything that is a thing is wrong racism is wrong we should probably murder racists right like it's like exactly it's like of course we should's like, of course we should.

It's kind of like that Louis CK I thought did a pretty good joke about that when it was like the abortion thing. It's like, whatever you sort of sit on it and it's like, this is what the girls can't see the side of it. It's like, if you do think abortions and murdering babies, well then yeah, you should definitely be outside of the, you should definitely be outside of the abortion clinic protesting. If that, if that's how you see it, you should definitely be out there. Like, you know, it's kind of that thing.

It's like, yeah, I mean, if you do think that whiteness is the root of all evil or men are the root of all evil or whatever it is, you know, you should definitely be protesting. Like, you should be doing more. You should be killing people if that's what you actually think. That is a logical conclusion. To bring it to what you were weirdly talking about before when you were like, who do you get into more shit with the right and the left guys?

It's just like, so the left people, what they do is they do, they create this, they create a nebulous thing. Toxic masculinity is bad, right? It's kind of like what I was trying to say to you and Colin Tyrell yesterday about cigarettes. What were you saying? You fucking interrupted me. Well, cigarettes used to be super cheap, and then they gradually raised the taxes. And then every time they raised the taxes, people who actually smoke go,

well, I shouldn't be smoking. Right. So people who like joke about fucking racism or whatever, they go, well, maybe I shouldn't be doing that. You know, if they're not professional comedians or whatever, like, you know what I mean? They're like, ah, you're right. You know, I shouldn't be, that speech is kind of, it is kind of bad. I just kind of like indulge it. And then, so what they do is they kind of like keep pushing it. And then, so what they do is they kind of like keep pushing it. And now that needle has moved. You know what I mean? And that's what's kind of

like weirdly more, like when somebody says white supremacy, you go, oh, well that's wrong. You know what I mean? But when somebody says like critical race theory, I was just having an argument with a friend of mine about critical race theory, right? Like it's just like, well, there's a lot like, yeah, if you want want to say like let's frame this through this lens where these these people have these feelings about these structures that's fine if you want to then say uh being on time is a structure of whiteness it's like well that now to bring it back to the street shit is like when you're like a 90s when i remember in the 90s there was like this weird thing in pop culture where they were like hey if anybody tells like a black kid like a black kid tells another black kid stop acting white because they're going to school. That's a bad guy in a,

in a, in some sort of, you know what I mean? It's like, it's like, of course they're just codifying that with academic language. And now it's okay. As opposed to his hat backwards, snuffing a little kid or, you know, smacking the books out of a girl's hand. They're like, well, we, where are we here? Like, you know what I mean? Like, and that's like, you can kind of use all these things that balance each other out. But I think that's what they do with the academic languages. They go, here's this umbrella, right?

Right, so like the statement being, not being racist enough, you have to be actively anti-racist, right? That's that guy, Ibram X. Kendi or whatever. And then like, he's like, no, that's a fine statement that you just made. Like, that's good. And then you realize it's like,

oh, like he gets to decide who the racist is. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like he was on the news. Literally I sent it to Danny actually the other day. It was like, he was on the news being like, yeah, you know, when I got diagnosed with cancer, I didn't question the doctor's diagnosis. It's like, who the fuck qualified? What oath did you take about fucking racism jerk off? Like you just happen to be a black guy who wrote a book about the humanities.

Like, you know what I mean? Like, it's like, it's science. Like, yeah. The self-appointed like racism detector. Yeah. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Oh, we got one. Yeah. Yeah. You're right though. They do. They use language to then like legitimize their bullshit fucking like nonsense. And then they, then they refer to that nonsense. You also have to keep pushing it or what do you you're not like right if so if your whole thing is like you have to always actively be working

to dismantle white supremacy when are you done well you you're never done but even more things so you even so even if you make incremental change that's positive you then have to continue to make incremental change because you're not done because if you're not working towards it right like so even if you make positive incremental change you'll eventually run out of positive change and have to start making negative change that's just that's the same thing they're mad about capitalists with their fucking models of infinite growth remember that fucking little broad from fucking where was she from sweden that jerk off no you know what i'm talking about greta thunberg oh yeah yeah the hot one how dare you yeah i jerked off i jerked off that video all the time

it's like revenge porn you You know what I mean? It's like bratty sis and femdom all in one. Dude, imagine she like, I don't know how old she is, but imagine she turned 18 and went full, like started the OnlyFans and just. Immediately? Yeah. She goes, OnlyFans, cover up Playboy.

Like it was all the hoax. Just build up the following on her environmental shit. It's like, if you liked your environmental shit, you'll fucking love her full spread. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It turns out. Yeah. She's really growing the bush out, you know, Enviro whores or whatever, but they're like, that was kind of a, with, if you look at like that, all this stuff that's happening with the censorship with like Twitter and

Facebook and all this stuff, it all kind of boils down to like that stuff you're saying. Cause it's, they don't, you know, they, they all have these biases, which we all do, but they don't like realize theirs. And that's the problem. Like the, the same way that, you know, back in the day, people, if they saw fucking, you know, or now, if you see someone of a certain race, you, you know, might have some of this thing and they're, that's bad, but they don't realize they have it the other way. When you go to a chick,

I'm like, if you heard that, what like that someone uh said something like uh homophobic or whatever right and you saw it was like a white guy that looked like me and then you and you and the other one was you saw it was you know like a muslim with the with uh you know the whole fucking dress outfit on the whole thing and you go would you feel the exact same about that it's like no you'd be more likely to give him the benefit of the doubt and rationalize it somehow when you're talking about this like a guy like you said something that was deemed homophobic versus a guy like me you were both white dudes right like i just like well you know certain people like have a certain type of like yeah everyone has biases but then they fucking they make you know programming on that then they fucking They make You know Programming on that

Then they make Code on that And they make rules For their website And you know That's where you get The fucking Biden story And this

And it's like Everyone with fucking eyes Can be like Yeah obviously You wouldn't have done this If it was bad about Trump It's just like so obvious But they don't even see it like that

Because they're so entrenched In their own biases That they can't I mean look Hold on Like look at the fucking Yeah if you just look at the election and I've been having like a weird, like thought about it.

It's just like, it's like, well, your main argument against Trump is, I mean, unless this is a referendum on COVID, right. Your main argument against Trump has always been,

he's a racist, right? Yeah. And then my argument's been, he's sexy as fuck. Yeah. I'm like, I don't want to vote for a guy that's hotter than me.

Yeah, it's true. No, but like, so now you got, you've put two candidates, you know, fucking Joe Biden wrote mandatory minimums into the crime bill and fucking Kamala Harris is a fucking, she's a prosecutor who put people in jail for non-violent drug crimes. It's like, well, what's more racist? The four years of donald trump or less 30 years of the criminal justice system in the united states like which what liberal is going to agree that the criminal justice system is not racist yeah you know what i mean

like clearly it is all those jacked up black dudes are in there you know i've seen a lot of fucking like rappers and black people like lately come out and be like because they're it's kind of like you know we were arguing about this and you don't, uh, you didn't necessarily agree with me with the Saturday night live thing. But the problem is like, you know, all those places, they are all fucking followers. Like I've watched, you know, the amount of people that like, you know, copy me for this and that, but the amount of people that were, you know, the comedy you're doing is like a problem or like, you shouldn't be saying that they watch it now. And they're like starting to do that. You'll see them starting to like make

fun of the concepts I'm making fun of. And they're guys you came up with guys I came up with, but people, you know, that, uh, that I wasn't even necessarily friends with, or, you know, the fucking CBC, you know, or like literal TV shows. Like that's what I was saying with the SNL thing. It was, it's, it's one thing to say that, you know, ideas aren't so important when people steal. And it, the problem with like accusing anyone of stealing, they look at it and they go, I don't know. And you go, there's just so much parts of it.

It's like Dane Cook always said, he goes, they're stealing his essence and everyone killed him on that. But it's like, it's one thing in art. If you steal, you know, the type of joke or that you steal maybe the cadence of this and that, or like the structure of something, or maybe you all kind of, I like the way that guy kind of dresses or something, you know, but it's another thing to steal someone's like, you know, editing style,

their structure, the fucking, the topic, the timeliness of the topic, the perspective, and then also like the cadence, the amount that you care, the amount of empathy that's in, but he's like, you're just stealing the whole package and like making a replica of it and you always watch the industry do it five years ago and it's like when people talk about appropriation it's like the same thing why i didn't like when machine gun galley came out and he's like oh i'm doing this pop punk album and i was like you don't get the thing you don't respect the thing and it's like you're making like a garbage version of that and it's like to me i get why like people

with rap they don't they didn't love if you were a rap guy you didn't love the idea that like you created this whole thing and then like a white guy comes along and kind of just like copies it and makes all the money like i do get that to some degree and i i feel like that about these places and it was what makes it worse is they were against it before you know it's the same rap the same industry executive that goes, rap's fucking bullshit and we're never going to make it. Oh yeah, the guys who were terrified of NWA or whatever, 15 years later had fucking 50 Cent

and fucking G-Unit dressed as a boy band with guns. I've said that a hundred times. Go watch the fucking show you had a stunt video. They're doing synchronized dance moves and wearing matching outfits. I thought you guys were fucking gangsters. watch the fucking show you had a stunt video. You're doing synchronized dance moves and wearing matching outfits. I thought you guys were fucking gangsters. And like, those guys are fucking gangsters,

but it's like, it's like you just like took that and you were like, well, this is working and we'll just, we'll just plug this thing that has street credibility into this thing. We already like, you know what I mean? Like,

I do get what you're saying, but I didn't quite understand. I mean, there's two parts. But you know, you're obviously more involved in that. My point is this stuff has just happened to me so many times. Like, I've watched, you know, I was doing these support group videos, and they were huge.

And then the BBC, like, literally made a support group series, like, based on my – it's, like, literally the CBC to the BBC. They copied it after I'd made five of them, and they went super viral. And it was like this, you know, 2 million views across platforms. Dude, Corinne's fucking famous and half the fucking writers in that room follow her. Like they all saw it. It was like, it's New York comedy scene. And you know, and they're not stupid enough to fuck. It's just the, the,

and again, you're allowed to steal idea, not allowed to, but like I don't even care about ideas. It's not about that. What annoys me is what not even that, that. What annoys me is not even that. What annoys me is they, five months ago, a year ago, would call you racist or, oh, you're doing something that's not enough against Trump. They would be publicly shaming you for what you're doing. I've watched these people do that. They go, this is problematic. And then a year later, after you and your friends have made it okay to do and proven that there's a market for that they go oh yeah we'll do that now and and then to not even so it's that it's like they just

shift their entire perspective like you know they were schooled like a lot of these places were scolding you six months ago for not caring enough you know making and now they do a sketch that's kind of like a joke about the thing and all you don't actually have to care that much. And it's all funny. We can make fun of people that don't like Trump. And you're like, you're only doing that because you're fucking stealing that energy. And I,

it starts to make you feel like a crazy person. And Paul Thompson said, he's my friend that always said the reason why most is annoying when people copy you is it forces you to admit stuff. You don't want to admit you do like, you know what I mean? Even like from imagine someone was copying the way you stand or the way that you like say a joke

and then pretend to be like ashamed or awkward for a second. And you kind of like act coy. It's like having to explain that makes you feel like a fucking gay loser. So it's always, you're always on the wrong. It's never really the move to like stand up about it. But it's like, it's not my point isn't that like, oh, they're fucking thieves and it's so bad.

My point is it's like, oh, they're fucking thieves and it's so bad. My point is it's like they're so cowardly that the industry so often will make fun of the thing. And then once it becomes popular, they'll try to steal it. And that combination is the thing that drives it. That like makes me feel like they're just weasels. Oh, yeah. No, that's not the isolated stealing. It's the combination of being against it then stealing it not that short after that makes i mean that makes complete sense i and i didn't quite get what you're saying when we're talking about yesterday but yeah it does especially

something like snl where just like they have spent the last four years they got caught ripping off themselves did you know their writers were banned from Their writers were banned from Comedy clubs in like the 80s and 90s And a lot of sitcom writers No I didn't know but did you know what I was talking about No tell me that's hilarious They ran back the exact same sketch That they did with Hillary Clinton

Just being like nope I'm gonna let him run this Like putting her feet up and trumping They did it with uh harris and and fucking pence they just ran back the exact same sketch i didn't realize they were banned from comedy clubs uh back in the 80s yeah like there's been i mean whatever i remember like a lot of anthony they used to talk about it a lot uh jim norton swore that they stole one of his characters or something like that i mean it's just happened to me and my friends like so many times like dude

and sometimes it's egregious like comedy central Central will steal my friend, you know, these guys I know made a sketch that was, it they did a sketch there was essentially a new office that it's all a pool so everyone's got their laptops in the pool and it was like you know they're having a meeting in the hot tub to discuss the thing and that was the gist of it right it was like pretty pretty successful sketch comedy central digital shorts made a sketch the exact same office in a pool same music same like uh you know length the same like fonts the same that happened to me yeah and it happens all the time and it's just like these people are fucking dirt and you know it's not fun to like be the guy that's calling this shit out because it makes you seem angry and it makes you seem like a bitch and a lot of times people don't

even get comedy enough to like believe that you're right they go oh fuck off no one's stealing from you you're like yeah yeah yeah well i mean there was one thing where like i did i got like yeah it was like comedy like a year later like i had just gotten a bunch of like good retweets on like a man on the street thing at comic-con where i literally was just going up to cosplay people and be like where's the orgy like i would get them all excited just get the reactions and like the comedy center did the same thing. And like, luckily though, when you're doing it, it's like when you have a podcast and you're not just like throwing stuff into the void, like you have a huge following.

So I'm sure even before you saw that sketch, people were tweeting it at you. Everyone was, yeah. And it's like, the funniest part is, yeah, like it was a lot of, I also get the other thing where people kind of copy you and they're like, yo, sick, right? And you're like, why would I like that? You copied me.

I mean, hold on. Wait a second. I basically am only doing notes for Goon because you were like, you should do a, you should do a podcast by yourself. I didn't know. I didn't invent a solo podcast, but yeah. Again, it's like no one invented the thing. I didn't invent sketches. And no one, it's not about that. It's like, but yes, if you were like, Hey, I'm doing this new podcast. And the thing is like, it's the guy podcast and it's only guys.

And you know, your background was the same. And then you like start talking like me. It's like, it's a combination of, you know, all the greatest people steal from, you know, not steals the right word, but you're influenced by here and there, you know, I like Tom green a lot and that's kind of influence. There's all these things, but, but you combine that with who you actually are. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And what you actually like, like you actually are yeah yeah yeah and what you actually like like you have a strong personality and you have things you like so it's the a lot of these people in entertainment are so fucking hollow shells that you know they can't it's not possible for them to sort of like steal one thing they can't help themselves and to just like be wear your skin and it's not just me you see it when louis ck comes out then you have a a generation of louis ck clones like how many frat boy comics followed dane cook where it was like you literally there was a you know you go to any comedy club and just like these frat dude comics telling stories about you know big monopoly things and you go and then and you get in these things

where they go well dane cook you know you're stealing dane cook's monopoly bit and they're like well mine's different and you go you're a fucking frat dude yelling and screaming on stage about monopoly like doing the same mannerisms does it really matter like if it's different it's like you know what's going on yeah the punch line is slightly different you know and then you get into these conversations where you're but and that's why it's like the give him an inch take a mile thing it's like with everything where you kind of have like, this is why the Zuckerberg, the same with the censorship. Like recently people like Zuckerberg, he came out and he was talking about the housing tax.

So what happens with tax is they basically evaluate your house on what you bought it at. And even if it goes up a lot, you kind of don't really pay tax on that, right? Yeah. And he's kind of saying, well, that's like a flaw in the tax system, right? And this, this kind of isn't my point. I'm like paraphrasing a little bit, but the essentially the idea of these people, they are sort of

technically right where they go, well, yeah, if you own a place that's worth a million dollars, why shouldn't you be paying a million dollars tax but it's like for one it'll just fuck over a million people because it wasn't like that so it's like if you're a person that you know runs a business it's like hey we're just gonna quadruple your taxes like you're just gonna for a lot of people that is somebody like i know you you own property that you rent out i'm literally trying to buy a rental property and if you know then the margins aren't like sick you know what i mean like it's like for where i'm looking it's like this is like but a lot of like that it gets made like you know if you now double the tax right because a lot of these properties double some of these places were bought for a

hundred thousand dollars and now they're worth two million you know so it's not double it's 20 times that like some bakery in a lot of cases or whatever right but again it's and that wasn't even really the most important point the point is that these people in their brain, they're like, but you like, it's not about this one. The problem is you're changing the rules in the middle of the game. Yes. And there's an entire system of trying to tax more everything. And they're full of labor unions and they're full, there's all these bureaucrats and they're trying to take as much money as you can. And it was like, even if they're right on this one it doesn't matter it's a war you know it's like there there's this push to take more money everything and you're like do you not

have enough money and you're like well this one doesn't make sense too it's like yeah you can it's like but well how about you give one how about what are the ones you're taxing where it kind of doesn't make sense to tax like it's there's we can find them the other way too but the point is pendulet gave the best advice like when obama was trying to do a sugar tax and pendulet just goes it's like why would you do a sugar tax if you want to raise the price of high fructose corn syrup eliminate the corn subsidy that the government's been given to farmers exactly it's because administration yeah it's even like this is like i argue with people all the time about this is like so so like people talk about like universal healthcare in the United States,

which, okay, we should be striving towards universal healthcare in the United States. Fine. I get your philosophical point. None of you have talked about how we have the most broken contract allocation system in the fucking Western world. And until we fix that,

we cannot have the social programs you would like, but you don't want to fix that. You can't sell the the democratic base believes they can't the democratic party believes they can't sell that to its base because if you start talking about unsexy things like contract allocation then you have to you have to like open up like a lot of weird stuff where it's like well a lot of those laws are on the books to protect minority business owners it's like but maybe we could be tweaking them yeah i mean like maybe but you don't want to open that up because now you are opening up racial debates it's like well it's like well we're never going to get to socialized medicine which is apparently you guys all want until we fix contract allocation which works way better in a monoculture that like like literally any any company worth their salt in this country could just go get work everybody has money you know what i mean there's money flowing in the country right like

you now need to figure out how to navigate the contract allocation system of the united states government once you've dedicated the amount of time to do that it's like it's like well now you just suck right you don't have you can like learn one of these two sets of skills because nobody that is getting work wants to deal with the government because it's a complicated process. Okay. I see what you're saying. Yeah. You know what I mean?

So it's like you can learn the process and then just do – if you do shitty work and you don't want to get better at your job, you just learn this process and deal with the government. You know what I mean? It's like nobody wants to talk about that aspect of shit. It's like let's get there. Let's fix that. You know what I mean? And that's like a big thing with the tax thing. It's like when you talk about like – you know, like JP Morgan Chase made tons of money

running EBT cards for food stamps. Millions and millions of dollars they made. It's like, aren't you guys, why can't we just give poor people money, send them a check, and be like, go buy food? How do they have to get involved in this? Yeah.

No, it's like, why do we have to give them special cards run by JP Morgan Chase? It's like, why don't we just send poor people a check and be like hey hopefully you don't start to death here here you go here's a check people like how do i literally had a fucking a social liberal say to me he's like well how do we know they'll spend money on food i was like i don't know do you think black people are so and poor people are so stupid that they don't know that they need food every couple of hours to not die. But I think you're the person who wants to get rid of food stamps. Like what the fuck are you talking about? How do we know they're going to eat?

How do we know? What if they spend that money on crack? It's like, they still won't be hungry. Yeah. Yeah. Very true. So yeah,

it's like, there's just the, whenever there's a problem, it's like, they've just create these entire bureaucracies that steal all the money and it never gets solved right so it's like imagine you had like a girlfriend that was mad or whatever and she's always coming in and being like you have this debate where she's like trying to tell your life what to do non-stop and you're kind of in a war

of like what you talked about earlier like pushing back against it and then it was kind of like well why are you leaving your books on the table and it's like well do you think they should be there and you go this is more complicated and then you bring courts in to decide whether the books should be on the table and you're like that's not what's going on here we're having a fucking like war as like a country and as like an ideological you know what this should be and what these rules should be and what the whole thing is. So then to fucking have courts about the individual thing is missing the point. It was like, no, I, this is a card that I hold that I don't want to give up until I get something for it because we're at a negotiating table. Yeah. That's kind of like what I think a lot of these people miss. Yeah. That, yeah. The housing thing, the amount of people that would get fucked over

if they pass that tomorrow. But you can see why for Zuckerberg, he's kind of like, well, this doesn't make sense and we should do that. It's like, why should someone have a million dollar property? And you're like, yes, if you do think of that like isolated in a tiny little bubble as one thing, and that's the only thing we're talking about,

you kind of do have a point. But we're in a much more complicated system you know what i mean there's 300 million variables yeah i mean like exactly you're talking about you know imagine being like in a war and talking about like you know what shoes the people should wear and be like okay well i don't think they're in the right shoes but you're like well they're in the forest of afghanistan right now so you're like we're talking about they shouldn't have the right shoes maybe but like the ramifications of like us driving a fucking helicopter and dropping off shoes and replacing the old ones it was like you might be right that they shouldn't be wearing

those shoes but it's not really the conversation we're having yeah doc martin's in the desert probably aren't the best but you know what are you gonna do dude so let's wrap up we're talking about the conure thing because i just like there was a few things that you didn't listen to it though no i haven't i haven't checked it out yet i'll give you the heads up so basically if you if you didn't think he's running for president you're kind of like oh this is an interesting like zany artist it's kind of interesting to hear him go off once you think he's running for president you're like i am listening to a crazy person like in the context of he goes he's religious right and he goes uh god told me that i have to

be the president and it was like just imagine being like your buddy gets into religion like you know at fucking 40 or whatever and then by 41 he's like god just said i gotta run for president you're like i don't think you're doing this religious thing. Right. Do you watch any poor people's feet yet? Like any of them? Yeah. So have you talked to God yet? Yeah. I just talked to him for the first time.

What do you say? He's, you gotta be the leader of the world. You were right, dude. God's got insight. Dude, that dude's smart. He's sharp. That guy. Yeah.

He's talking about shoes and he was like, you know, I'm going to revel in his nice shoes. Like in the future, no shoes are going to have laces. And he's just got all these like, which like if he wasn't running for president, you're like, I'm going to like, you know, have Trump's like, imagine like a Biden was like going on rents. But like, they need to take away laces out of shoes. Dude, I mean, if you didn't know, Kanye was crazy when he said he said he was going to be he was going to run the first trillion dollar media company right before apple was worth a trillion dollars you know you're gonna run you're gonna just make Jesus walks a hundred times like what what are you gonna make just more Kardashian stuff and you're gonna make a trillion dollars like oh it's so funny he's an insane person he got into like the conspiracies of this was my favorite one that

I want to say because this maybe laughs so much he was getting into conspiracy stuff and he was he was talking about you know stuff that probably to some degree is you know who knows i like the conspiracy stuff as much as the next guy but he's like you know what happens with like black guys like me the government like you know they make you disappear like they killed bob marley and they killed like he named off a couple others there was like you know there was some conspiracy stuff there. Like, I don't know if the government gave him cancer. Like, who knows what fucking, who knows?

I'll never say never, you know, maybe. But then he goes, like when I was there, I was in the hospital. And I posted a photo. And immediately, because of some information, I immediately got a call from the people in my camp, the people in the hospital. They need me to take down that photo. And it was like, why do i need to take down that photo and joe rogan's like what was well what do you think it is he was like well apparently someone's address was in the background so like

after the thing he was like like someone at the hospital's information for their house was in the back and they're like the most famous guy just tweeted your address you can't like have that and put that on instagram for millions of people to see that's a lot that's a lot dude there's no conspiracy it was like no no you can't tweet someone's address on your wife you're too famous for that they're gonna fucking all go to this guy's house or whatever all the people that you pay to have push notifications on their phone of your tweets so they make sure you did something you're like you set that up so how did they know i tweeted it they follow you they literally are employees like what do you and he compared it to fucking bob marley uh being given cancer by the government i don't know that's

exactly the same yeah yeah it's totally not oh fuck but i i think it was worth i listened probably two hours of it and i was like as soon as the first 10 minutes i go all right this guy is running for president this is i don't know what's going on and then i was like, as soon as the first 10 minutes, I go, all right, this guy is running for president. This is, I don't know what's going on. And then I was like, no, he's not really running for president. This is like an artist. And then I was kind of like, yeah, I like him as an artist. You know what I mean?

Well, I mean, it's like, yeah. I like my artist crazy. It feels like he's like a money. You know who Vermin Supreme is? No. Great name. Vermin. Vermin Supreme is like this old hippie who runs for president every four years. You what i mean like oh he runs he wears the boot on his we had him on a

podcast years ago a couple years ago but he fucking wears the boot on his head and shit and like he'll show he goes to like the libertarian debate and he had like one guy who's like a christian conservative and he goes well this is fairy dust he sprinkles it on the guy said he goes now hey you know like it's like it's like if kan Kanye West is, like, so Vermin Supreme's, he's, like, the best part of the hippie movement. He's not, like, he's a weirdo, but he's not completely insane. So if Kanye's not completely insane and he's just full-on performance art, then it's fucking hilarious.

Like, if he knows that he's never going to be president, it's hilarious. If he thinks he might become president, it's insane. Right? Yeah. never going to be president it's hilarious if he thinks he might become president it's insane right yeah well he has a my synopsis was too that he has a tendency to like have fairly basic ideas but like someone said this about trump that i thought was like kind of true too is it might have been dave but he goes he fucking he says stuff that everyone thinks that no one's allowed to say so he'll be the he'll say it and then everyone will be like yeah and he'll be like i'm a genius you know because it's like everyone thought that but everyone's afraid to say it it's like you know the guy at work that's like you know

this guy stinks and he's like this guy you know this guy stinks and i was like yeah see i know he's the first guy to say it so it's kind of like whereas like uh did you see the air quality thing with trump no what did he do so in the debate, he said the air quality in, he goes, the air in India is terrible. And so a bunch of liberals tried to run with Trump says India is terrible. And then it's just a bunch of people in India posting pictures from New Delhi, New Delhi of the smock. You know what I mean?

We have the worst air on earth. Yeah. But yeah, there's plenty of things to pile on this guy for but then because of that now trump is probably like see nobody knew the air in india was shitting except for the 700 million in india yeah exactly that so i think there's some of that where he kind of you know in his circles or the way that he says it or whatever he comes up with these like concepts you know whether they be about god or you know religion or you know the how to live your life and he's obviously like a you know brilliant uh artist to be honest and i

think the part of it is that kind of like brain that sees like kind of colors as opposed to but the when he talks about like these concepts politically he'll be kind of you know it's almost like the government is trying to grow and we don't realize that the government is an organism a living organism that is trying to grow and you know they will keep growing until we put a stop to it like something like that where you're like yeah no shit like you know what i mean like we've all been calling government and uh an uncontrolled growth like a cancer right decades you know i don't even know if he said that but like that's the type of stuff he says and you know i think a lot of people are like that they kind of they kind of independently got there so there is something to be said about

like there's these like principles that people kind of already know and they sort of did independently get there but it was like if you looked into it more you're like no yeah that's a whole school of thought like that's a whole thing man like i feel like sometimes people just say things in a way and then they think that like it's super like i remember i walked past a dude once and he just goes uh he goes uh you know that's why i teach my children to say pardon because there is no excuse and then i like for a minute i was like oh that's kind of deep and then i go that's not deep that guy didn't say anything like it's not like it's nonsense like usually i think that's like kind of like what kanye is like's kind of deep. And then I go, that's not deep. That guy didn't say anything. Like, that's not a, like, that's nonsense. Like, it's just like, I think that's, like, kind of like what Kanye is. Like, he kind of, like, just says this thing that his, like,

weedhead entourage is like, yo, I never thought about that, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He does. For real? Like, the government is like, because they're taking in the dollars, right? And that's how they grow. It's like an amiibo or whatever. Like, you seen Akira? You ever see Akira? That shit came out in the 90s, that anime shit? Yeah it's like an amoeba or whatever like you seen akira you

ever see akira that shit came out in the 90s that anime shit yeah the dude on the bike with the laser shit remember the amoeba at the end and it just kept eating and eating that's the government that's the government he's like i don't know see i saw that yeah and he'll be like yeah in his mind he's like i had a vision that like allowed me to see that meanwhile it was just akira on youtube oh yeah okay fuck yeah dude that was super fun let's wrap it up so uh the fucking uh notes from a goon is the new podcast notes of a goon from a goof notes from episodes out right now you know the goof in canada is like the ultimate insult right is it really yeah so goof means you're a child molester and in prison really dude calling like a black guy a goof is like worse than like n word if you're in

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