The Boyscast with Ryan Long - PSYCHO MOM GIVING HER DAUGHTER VIBRATORS

Episode Date: September 30, 2022

Rachel Dolezal, Tom Brady's witch wife, MacKenzie Scott's ex husband Dan and magic wand birthday presents! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT: Mybookie.ag - Promocode BOYSCAST - Doubled First Deposit Up To $1000 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Am I allowed to go to Fiji? Is that necessary? In the current climate crisis, I don't think that that's necessary. When was the last time you were on a plane? I'm not sure. Maybe a few months ago, to be honest. Where'd you go? Fiji. Do you know what that is, Danny? It's me telling people they shouldn't be talking at comedy shows.

Dude, I watched that five times yesterday. And even still, when you started playing it, I was just biting my lip. It's incredible. The timing of it. If you wrote that in a show, the director director would be like that delivery was impeccable oh yeah the only thing as good as that was the vice clip that i posted everywhere where the guy they did the thing for a pedophile doc so they basically had uh this guy and they're trying to say normal normalize like people are getting out of sex assault because they're not white i guess

and then basically the guy yeah because that guy wasn't like a pedophile or sex assault or whatever and the guy got out and and then they go, they go, he goes, he goes, you know what? You just got to take what you want. I'm ready to get out there. And then I thought that was like the funny part.

And then it cuts to the thing and leaves. He goes after this segment, the guy sent a picture of his dick to our producer. I watched actually someone like in on Twitter, they posted like a longer interview with uh the vice person talking about like and they were like yeah we were like we had a big meeting and we were like debating whether that was like pertinent information to the story okay like whether or not like we should leave it in or not and then at the end we like and he said it was an accident an accident

i mean that's the thing you're like if that because the story is about a guy who's like who's like getting wronged by like the you know the sex offender registry and then you're like okay you're just the

unluckiest guy on earth well that's it's a curb your enthusiasm it should have ended he goes no okay this week Chicago we sold out.

So just added some new tickets. And then Cleveland, do not miss that this Sunday. Cincinnati, Columbus, Charlotte. And then Danny will be at Charlotte Greensboro Rally with me. North Carolina. North Carolina. Austin, you got to be there. Detroit City, Portland, Phoenix, Plano, Torontoonto you know the t-dot people gotta come out

and then it's baltimore ryanlongcomedy.com for tickets and roll the intro voice so i've been on tour non-stop and then uh i was uh in l.a for four days doing podcasts and doing my show and we sold out and i did i was hanging out with kurt like non-stop and he told me probably the funniest thing in the world so in china they have a a term for like when you have a mistress yeah and the term roughly translate to second boobs isn't that great nice oh yeah that's the second boobs no the tour was fucking awesome and then i had a lot of people i'm not gonna talk about it for that long but there was a ton of dudes that kind of were saying like oh uh you know when i was doing pictures and everything one dude was like yo you guys helped me like get off get over my ex-girlfriend that i was like stressed out about and then now i kind of didn't care i got

this new chick and he's all like pumped about it and he was like a lot of it was the boys cast he said yeah yeah and then and a lot of people were kind of like this isn't just comedy no but a lot of people were also saying uh it was like it's like kind of weird meeting you because like i feel like i'm friends with you because i do you know what i mean like all that kind of stuff yeah i mean dude if you listen like if i imagine you i feel like that too as people yeah podcast i listen to you're like yeah i listen to you talk two hours a week that was like when i went on tour with tom green and he was like this and that and i was like yeah i know all of this it's like hard to even you know what i mean you're kind of like oh i'm doing this and they're like yeah i know i've been paying attention and then also i did a couple like big podcasts and stuff

and i've uh all of the uh i look at the comments generally just to see people trash talking and then get mad yeah yeah eyebrows no but every comment was some version of like, well, not everyone, but like a lot of people were like, oh, fuck yeah, the boys on the come up. Like people were like invested in the fact that I was doing cool things. Yeah, of course. They were almost like, we're doing it. Well, it's like the movement's doing it.

Don't you remember when you were in the bands? Sure. And then the band comes, it's like, you're like, yeah like yeah i'm on mtv this week yeah that was like the vibe so anyways i thought that was all very cool shout out to all the dogs yeah and then on top of that i had a request for to do a big sponsorship campaign for npr they go they you know sometimes podcast shows will say they you know you'll see sometimes on advertisements and stuff like that. And I just wrote back, how about no, Scott? What was there like?

Yeah, we'd like to run a sponsorship for our podcast, Men Are Bad. How about no, Scott? It's called Men Are Bad. Would you be interested? Yeah. So we unfortunately are not going to be doing the npr sponsorship npr no pr yeah no pr for npr however we are going to be supporting black creators because rachel dolezal started an only fan yeah we are signing up for it yeah we are yo i love

rachel dolezal by the way i'm like i'm all'm all in. How much do you feel she's in on this whole joke? Well, nowadays, she's not in on the joke. She's in on the coaching. Yeah. She's making bank, my friend. Do we know that? Buddy, do you know how many endeavors she's had? She's on everything.

She's on Cameo, OnlyFans. Listen, okay, this is what they said. She had a homemade lollipops business, a melanin spectrum doll. She was selling $1,000 sculptures. She had a Rachel- But doesn't that really sound to you like the- The chair that she was selling? Like the entrepreneurs who are constantly just doing things that fail?

I don't think they're failing though. I bet you Rachel told me- What? These are all exits for her? She goes, yeah, I sold all those companies. They were exits. They were exits. They were exits. What happened to your melanin doll?

She goes, sold it for $4 million. On to the next thing. For sure. Well, you know 100% though that Rachel Dolezal has like sport black creator badges on all the things. You know what I mean? Oh, it's tough. The best part about the old OnlyFans, too,

is she says she's going to be posting feet pics. Yeah, that's how it started. That's how every girl goes. She goes, I'm going to post my feet pics. She goes, hey, guess what? Your feet pics are not worth what you thought they were. Yeah, you're right. Show boobs.

That is kind of the thing where it's the girls being like, you know what? Maybe I'll just pop some puppies on there and make a million dollars. And then you post all your foot photos and you're making 200 bucks yeah and you're like oh i guess i think you're wrong though i think rachel dolezal is crushing it i wonder i think she made 400 grand last year on only fans no she honored all of her business endeavors including the exits try hard to be an entrepreneur shack heard shack on some interview last fucking week. He's awesome.

I love Shaq. Yeah, but so she goes putting foot pics and fitness tips. And I don't know if you saw it, but it's gross. Yeah. Like the photo of her is like not hot at all. No, not great. Not great. And she said she's going to be uploading at least three times a week.

She has new content. There's nothing. I find it funny. Like those type of Only only fans chicks calling it content yeah of course well that's otherwise they're kind of prostitutes yeah i'm just posting new content you know what's the content my foot picture of my foot dude look if i could make money selling pictures of my feet i'd be doing it sure well i got no qualms i think i'm gonna be spending money because i've that'd be funny if you came to my place and it's like all just like you saw my uh my uh my background my credit card bills just like going hard on rachel dolezal i'm spending a hundred bucks the tips the custom video the customs yo how much do you think it would cost

to get like a custom video of rachel doal, like real proper flicking the bean? $200? You think $200? Let's do it. Sure. Dude, let's start making Rachel Dolezal offers for custom content. I mean, I feel like for $1,500, we could just fly her out here and her just come on the podcast.

I thought you were going to say, come on her. Come on the podcast. I mean, we should definitely get her on the podcast okay so anyways we should know what we should do is get her on the podcast and then only talk to her about business stuff like do a straight up like on just yeah she doesn't know we're messing with her like a straight up entrepreneur podcast like you know what i mean like what's your cash flow what's your funnel like yeah yeah just ask her on the funnel yeah yeah yeah because i whip up outrage and then so anyway shout out rachel dulls though she fucking rules dude love you rachel and you know who doesn't rule so tom

uh tom brady who's sick goat yeah he so uh we were talking about it that in some ways his life's not that great because he has a wife that is like super rich right yeah and kind of on par with him kind of on par and probably demanding and probably and then so on top of that she's been doing all these interviews and stuff and he's been saying this also on shows and stuff that she's a witch yeah and she's been putting spells for to help him win the football games and loki like taking credit for all the stuff yeah it's kind of like the witch forums where you know what's so funny is she's like yeah i'm a witch i'm it's like all my spells is why we won and then bill belichick's like yeah i cheat i cheat that's why win. Because I literally cheat at football.

And she's like, I'm a witch. What does he do? Is that deflating the footballs and all that stuff? Oh, dude, deflating the footballs, filming the opposing team's practices. Like, literally, Bill Belichick's like, yeah, I cheat. Like, in the background, he's all like, yeah, I cheat. And she's like, I can do all these spells. And he's like, no, he's like, I cheat.

It's the Ben Johnson ad for the cheetah company. We probably mentioned it before, but there's this guy, Ben Johnson, that got his, more importantly, there's a guy named Frank D'Angelo. Yeah.

We've talked too much about D'Angelo, but basically he had a company called cheetah and it was an energy drink. And then he got his medals taken away for cheating. Cause he was doping. He was like the first guy to get pops for cheating. He was a big one.

He was 100 meter dash. He's the big star, right? And then afterwards, so they took all his money away. He didn't get to be his career as a motivational speaker, all that sort of stuff. And then this scumbag who has a cheetah energy drink got him to do commercials where he goes, do you cheetah? I cheetah.

And they had him running and they paid him probably like 10 grand or something like that. Yeah, that wasn't like a big payday. Well, they need to get Bill Belichick to do cheetah. And they had him running and it was, and he paid him probably like 10 grand. That wasn't like a big payday. Well, they need to get bill Belichick to do cheetah sponsorships. That will be costly. That's points in like the whole empire. Sure.

You want Belichick? Yeah. Belichick 50% in the cheetah enterprise. I just love that. She thinks she has the witchcraft. Well, the funny part is when you find out what she does is she's got him. This is how I know he's a little whipped.

Because, okay, if your wife was like a witch and that's one thing where she goes, okay. And the thing she says she does, she's like, she has these stones and she does all these, you know, kind of rituals or whatever. Right. And then you come home and you won the Super Bowl. And she's like, we won the Super Bowl. And to the point where you're going and doing press and being like I obviously take only half credit my wife's witchcraft is pretty big dude chicks are just insane like I have I'm doing a joke about it but you know like Julia Fox and then they interviewed her Julia Fox like she was dating Kanye and she was in Uncut Gems and then

she goes like I was like the writer's muse like she goes like i was his muse of of benny safty or whatever who wrote uncut gems you're like no he's just like he just like tricked you into having sex with him like you didn't help write uncut gems you psycho you're right no it's basically the muse whole muse thing is there's some truth to the fact that a new piece of ass that's really hot gets you a little jazzed up for a couple weeks maybe you're not helping no i know you're not like co-writer unless you just like you know trick them and that's your trickery but or there's some kind of sad boy types that he you know breaks up with his you know muse and he's just like bummed out so he's like i can't even work i'm sitting in bed all day and then she gets back together where they're and he's like writing and he's like see it it you need me you need me but it's not a muse you're like he's just fucked up no the

whole concept of a muse was a pretty good scam from both ends but it was a good scam from the guys being like listen my whole art goes baby i need a muse and then she goes oh i'd love to fucking artist like yeah and he kind of says like listen that time we smashed last time i wrote some of the best stuff i ever written so if you want to come over and do it again i kind of maybe there could be an uncut gems part two yeah yeah yeah yes people yeah people are saying we need to uncut gems part two he just screenshots and says i can't do without you that is a good uh way to sort of like rekindle an old one where you send her a message with a screenshot of people being like, Uncut Gems was the best and you just messaged back, sequel?

And she's like, you should make a sequel. He goes, yeah, well, you know how the system is. Plus I feel like a muse is specifically temporary. Of course. Like nobody's muse is like, yeah, my wife is my muse. Well, that's what he's doing. It's like my wife's my muse when she leaves me alone. Maybe. Well, Brady told the reporters

that he believes the Patriots over the Rams was derived from the work the couple does spiritually cheating yeah and then the muse is definitely

the second boobs by the way no I guess the Rams was not Belichick but you're right though if he was with Ghislaine like the muse is with Adam Levine. It's like the second girl's the muse.

Right, of course. Yeah, the wife is the thing that prevents him from making any good new shit. The muse is like the balance is out. I guess the wife is the muse in the sense that she's around the house doing witchcraft. So he's like, you know what? I'm going to go for a run.

I'm going to hit the gym. I'm going to do a three a day. Well, yeah, it's the avoiding the wife and all her bullshit to for self-improvement yeah yeah you go um i couldn't do it without my wife you know i was doing three times a day with because if my wife wasn't there i wouldn't be at the gym so much well you know people said that you worked you're the first guy i've practiced last guy to leave yeah that's like so funny too when like you hear women be like yeah my husband he's like so funny too when like you hear women be like yeah my husband he's like a workaholic and you're like no he's not he's not a workaholic he

is now it's like if you were if you were a workaholic he'd be a homaholic that's so funny yeah so the reason he's working so hard at practice he's just like out working the next guy because every time he comes home she's surrounded in spells she goes get in here i need you you know i need to do our prayers and stuff like that all the doors are now just like those beads you know we're gonna pray to the dark lord he goes honestly you think i could probably use another fucking run i'm gonna go see if i can beat my time yeah so i think there's something about that i've i get these little special stones healing stones protective stones and she has me wear them on a necklace that's got to be if you have a buddy

that has you know his wife's a witch and he shows up with a necklace with this new stones how do you not get like trashed by the boys with that one i think even if you're john brady if you had that where like your chick was like hey i brought you this like thing that helps you podcast better and you've got this necklace on and you show up and you had to you'd have to lie to me like there's no way you could be like my girlfriend gave it to me it makes me funnier on podcast there's no way you could admit that no well he has to show up to it no i'd say like yeah i got i ate too much mushrooms at a fish concert and woke up with this around my neck. Yeah. Why don't you take it off?

I thought it was cool. I want to, but. I thought it was cool. Yeah. You'd have to take credit for it yourself. Yeah. So he's out there giving her her credit because if he goes and probably does his radio interviews and he's like, yeah, it was just, you know, worked hard.

And she comes home. She goes, you worked hard? You worked hard, huh? Yeah. What is this cauldron doing? I think these crystals are going to mine themselves. Yeah. Look at this.

We got steam coming out everywhere. Look at the walls. You think those pentagrams are going to draw themselves? You think there's some kid in a mine somewhere in Africa who's also taking credit for Tom Brady's wins? He goes, we're the ones who mined the stones. Yeah, we all did. We did this together, man.

This was just like the whole supply chain. There's a whole team of people working behind. Yeah, he's getting sacked. And then there's just like, she's just sitting at home aggressively rubbing stones, being like, come on, come on. Do you think there's a potential where she's just kind of kicking around doing nothing and bugging him with the stones? And she's like, maybe I should start like a stone business.

And then he's like, I'll be the, you know, like I'll essentially. Do you think this might be the first part of a two-part pronged plan? Well, he goes like, just do something, you know, like just'll essentially, you think this might be the first testimonial, hard pronged plan. Well, he goes like, just do something, you know, like just be busy or whatever. So then he'll be like, sure.

I'll say that the stones on the Superbowl to get your business started. He's saying to her, like you should do something with this whole stone thing. Yeah. And I'll say that the stones helped me win the Superbowl to give you like the endorsement. Tom Brady, like, you know how much that's worth?

20 million. You're right though. If you were swatching an infomercial and you had Tom Brady come out like you know how much That's worth? 20 million You're right though If you were watching An infomercial And you had Tom Brady Come out and be like I wouldn't have won The Super Bowl Without this 9-11 coin

Dude you know how many Yeah exactly You know how many dudes Are probably like I'll buy some of these Fucking stones Are you kidding? Tom Brady stones?

Super Bowl willing stones So it is possible Maybe that is There's a couple possibilities Couple possibilities I think the most likely Scenario is that He's kind of

She's super into this. He's kind of whipped. He's had to admit to her that the Stones helped. Yeah. And then now she's like, well, you told me that they helped. Why are you not publicly? Is there a chance that their neighbor is Gwyneth Paltrow? Oh, that's another thing.

That's what it is. He goes, no more hanging out at the Paltrow household. This is bullshit. He's like, I've been working my whole life and now just we move next order and all of a sudden you're taking these crystals are taking credit i come home my supermodel wife is wearing a fucking cape and cauldron yeah so that's possible too and then on top of that um the dudes have been taking uh sort of l's lately but I think there's a bit of a win is that Mackenzie Scott,

when she filed for divorce. Again? Yeah, so she filed for divorce, but I think this might be the guy's first win in a while, because dudes, I don't know if you saw, we'll maybe talk about that later,

but the guy from this like dork, the Try Guys, got caught cheating on his wife, and then they busted his whole empire guys are getting it's crazy did you know do you know who the try guys were before this uh i've never heard of them okay so i really follow that's even more your alley no i know you applied to be part of the try guys dude i had never heard of the try guys no i was yeah no i never been you have you follow the try guys i've never heard of them but then yesterday i was looking I was looking at Google search trends

or whatever and like it was like the number one search thing in America well it was a big deal but yeah the guy got busted the dorks do the millennium

you know what I mean yeah they're just biggest dorks and they're like male feminists they do these basically like like simulate like we're gonna put on these apparatus

so we can feel the pain that women can feel challenges like that. Just like electrodes or whatever. Just like, Oh yeah. I'm not even the type of guy generally. That's like, look at this guy.

Low T. Like I don't really talk about that kind of stuff, but it really does. When you see these guys, you're just like, there's not an ounce of testosterone in this whole group. Right? I mean,

we'll, we'll, we'll get, are we going to, whatever. I don't even know there's a line from there there's a line guys are we're not if we're not going to talk about them then i just want to reference one thing one line because this is in the daily beast okay okay and this is a very undaily just okay maybe we're talking about try guys okay just to give you an idea of like how they're viewed because this is in the daily beast very undaily beast line about them it says but what happens

when one member of your anodyne cast of chast soy face dweebs reveals a pervasive libido so it's like the Daily Beast is calling them

soy face dweebs where you're like whoa the single Chad that's Daily Beast right you're like or they're like

these guys are even making us look like Chad it's like oh my god the Daily Beast guy walking around being like all right i'd be that guy's bull kind of oh my god that's maybe just how big so adam levine took the l like he was taking l's which we talked about i think last week on the patreon maybe but he was taking l's uh which it's been covered to death apparently though all these guys getting a little bit aside on this get a little strange on the side what is it double

boob get a little fucking second boob well second bro you can't get a little second boob without your life getting ruined yeah but that's I mean a problem is that their whole brand is these wholesome dudes. I'm a frigging dweeb. It's like the pastor thing. You know what the funny part is? It never happens to athletes. It would be probably good for their brand if they found out that their chick was getting second ball. Second ball?

Fourth ball? Third and fourth ball. Yeah, fourth ball. But the Mackenzie Scott thing, it just always makes me laugh. So she obviously divorced basil she's blowing through this guy's money as quick as she can get it you know what i mean yeah and then uh less than but okay i'll just read a bit of it but there's like so many funny parts to me so less than two years after announcing their intention to give away a vast fortune

together billionaire philanthropist mackenzie scott and her husband uh former science teacher are parting ways right and then i think a part of it is that he has to you know get some of this money from her you know before it's gone right like he's attached to his cash cow yeah and but there must be a prenup when you're getting in that. He must. There's got to be a prenup, but there's not a there's not a full prenup. You know what I mean? Yeah. But she's she's hell bent on blowing through Bezos's fortune. And she isn't.

Guy's name is Dan. Right. And he was like an author of science teacher guy. Right. But she basically has been doing all this philanthropy. And it says all of it since they got married it'll say donated a billion dollars from mckenzie and dan yeah and all of the articles it's like can you imagine bezos watching that being like you know one of the nicest guys in the world

dan another two billion and just being like dan didn didn't donate shit. Dan didn't donate shit. It's like, oh, yeah, Dan? It's like this wing of a hospital. You're a big philanthropist, Dan, are you? It's like a wing of a hospital. It's like the Dan ward. We don't know his last name. He's a fucking nobody, I'll tell you what.

He donated a whole ward to us. It would drive you nuts if you were Jeff Beff bezos watching the you know number one philanthropy in the year damn you know what is really telling though and like this you see this repeated time and time again is that when guys get stuck in relationships they don't want to be in really at the end of the day there's like there's no price too high to get out of it of course like they go like yeah like i'll I'll literally, like, this is worth $10 billion. It was more. It was like 80.

Or whatever. Yeah. He's just like, it's worth it. Yeah. Or he didn't have a choice. I mean, maybe she wanted to, but I'm sure he didn't. I'm sure Bezos was not like, baby, we could work this out. He probably had checked out so far before that.

A long time ago. Right? And then he's just like, yeah, like, that's like, fine. Yeah. And then once her and Dan got... Dan. He might be the biggest philanthropist in the world for those two years. Yeah, probably.

I mean, that must put him in the top 500 all time. And Bezos is so hated, too, by especially the types. Amazon's public face enemy number one. Do you know how crazy it is to make the money? Everyone hates you. People are like, fuck you, billionaire piece of shit. Then some dude spends your money and gets all the praise. Yeah.

And honestly, all the people talking shit about Amazon probably use it every day. And Dan's not even spending his own money. It's not like Dan's other option is he's gonna get it so his only option is to spend the money yeah they basically said hey dan just get those buildings named after him you know that's his only that's the only thing you really do because he couldn't say hey why don't we cut this whole philanthropy thing out like there's no way. No, he's probably like, look, Mackenzie, you've made your point here. You gave away all your money. You made the point. Let's not get carried away with this.

There's a lot of other things we could do with this money. You've done a really good job of giving away Jeff's money, but now what's left, I feel like, is our money. Right? And she goes,

who are you? Yeah, that's why she... I don't know if Dan kicked himself to the curb you know what probably happened too is a little bit dan when he got into the mix he was like she's like i'm gonna give away all the money and he was kind of like i mean obviously he's not gonna give away all of it and then as the bank account kept draining two months in he was like this bitch might be actually giving away well and also amazon's share price got cut in half. So the money is like half of that is gone.

Right. And then, so he's like, wow, this is a, he's like, he's like, you're giving away money based on the share price from last year.

Well, this is real. You're actually, we're doing this. Okay. And she's like, yeah, but we gave you the wing.

It's like, yeah, the wing is, yeah, but you didn't put my last name on it. It says McKenzie, Scott and Dan. So,

and then without fanfare, his name was edited out of a Medium post. So she was posting all these Medium posts. That's how she announces her big donations. Oh, she has a blog? She has a Medium. Yeah, yeah. She's a philanthropist blogger.

That's the dream. Never did a blogger. She's the philanthropist blogger, right? And then, so she's basically this number one philanthropist blogger and then she went back into her old blogs and changed it so instead of saying mackenzie scott and dan it just says mackenzie scott dan got rubbed out they can't take his name off the buildings i guess yes they can sandblast that shit right off oh my god that's so funny just taking off the Dan and anonymous. They all get changed to anonymous.

Ouch. You know what I was thinking that bloggers are? Bloggers are just instigators. That's the best way to describe them. Bloggers are like a friend of your chick that's, why is he doing that? We don't do that. That's what they are to like, hey, black people, why are white people doing this? Hey, women, you don't do that that's what they are to like hate black people

why are white people doing this hey women like you don't think it's okay the men are they're instigators they ruin people's lives yeah because they did there was this thing there's this um this woman who posted um i read a thing that went super viral right and she basically said that um she goes hey so i proposed an open relationship to my husband right and she goes you know she's been reading all these blogs and she goes to her her fiance or whatever she goes i don't remember the exact post but it was something along the lines of hey so i had an open and honest conversation with my husband and i proposed that maybe we should do an open relationship. And my husband exploded on me.

And then he packed up all his things and he's moved out and he was canceling our wedding. And I called him and he's not answering any of our phone calls. And then I called his friends and her friends said, you know, like he doesn't want you to contact him and all this stuff. And she goes, I'm flipping out. I don't know what to do. I just thought that maybe we could have this and i told him even i just wanted uh us to maybe have some experience as long as it's open and honest and you know everyone obviously was originally posting uh you know this guy's an asshole this and that he's the ass but then like

dude twitter got a hold of it and dude twitter's like win for the boys kind of thing yeah being like but it was it was this is what you're it's like it would be like dating a girl that had a bad advice in her ear you know what i mean and you know what the other part i mean how many guys have ever suggested that and the torpedoes their relationship but you i think if the guy there's also a thing where girls this is the part that blogs are so stupid about with guys. Just the like basic psychology of a dude. You would be more likely to want to do that if you proposed it. Of course. Do you know what I mean?

Because you take all the guy's control away. And the other part about that is that I feel like is so funny that they don't realize is the, you know, when girls would go, she'll say something like in the thing she was like, you know, and obviously I proposed that we would be very open and honest about it and we would as long as we told each other and it was like no that's the part you want yeah like if i was in a situation where i'm like hey we'll fucking a little something on the side but let's not talk about it and she's like no let's talk about it i go no i don't want i wouldn't want to yeah 100 that's the whole thing about you're just sort of dating with someone you're like what do you think of this guy and you go i don't want to see this what are you talking about open and honest that's the thing where a dude goes

like hey i'm sort of over this whole thing can we see other people and she goes we want to be open and honest and the guy goes don't fine i'll agree to your terms but it was like a girl going to you and saying like hey i want to open this puppy up and i want to tell you about it and i want you to tell it's like i honestly think i would do the same thing as him i might not storm out but i'm i would probably be some version of like yeah i don't know about that and in my mind i'd be like okay we're probably yeah i think i would maybe respond yeah i started looking for places and just low-key yeah i wouldn't explode or anything like that i'd be planning in your mind you'd be like okay we're this is you know what

i mean be like i'm gonna start is, you know what I mean? Be like, I'm going to start cheating. I'm going to say no to the open relationship. Start cheating. 100%. Just as that. And then be like, in a few months, be like, yeah, we're done. Because blogs don't understand dudes at all, right?

No. So this is. Because dudes don't blog. She got into the community, started reading all this stuff. It got into her head. Poisoned her mind. Poisoned her mind. Ruined her life. And then everyone goes then everyone goes yeah actually that guy's used and they're it's not

even her being like you know what maybe i won't propose that the same way to a dude next time she's like everyone's advice is like that guy was a you know diamond in a haystack in a negative way you need to find a real man who would be fine with those kind of proposals. Sure. Yeah, good luck, I guess. No, you get some Brooklyn she-they dude. Of course. Which there was a couple of those. I had a fucking dude that I've met, fucking long hair, mustache, and then found out it was she-her.

And it was like, okay, but you are a dude, right? I'm like, you have a mustache and you look like a dude and talk like a dude yeah and then on son instagram it was she they and i was just like what yeah keep you on your toes let's keep you on your toes so we're dating now so we're i was actually uh you know i bought the big ass fake titties i don't know if you saw that i saw you about about a second but on the site they have they had all the the photos the tiggles they have all the photos and there's like legit like just like a dude with a beard looks like me just like

big ass fake titties come on that's like the models on the site because they're like trying to show their for everybody or whatever so like literally one of the guys on the site just looks like me big ass fake tits that's so funny as the teacher basically but like a beard and everything like not even a wig just like a dude with a big ass fake tits be like yeah you could the last thing i'll say about um ms mckenzie scott thing is when they were describing dan the person said he was like a really good guy and she goes you know he's one of those guys that she goes he had no sense of greed at all very easy to have uh no sense of greed with 10 billion dollars of someone else's money for sure there's so many zeros in that bank account it doesn't display on

your phone properly like you ever try and like add too many zeros on the calculator app and then it just like puts the e or whatever runs out of space. It's like, yeah. When your bank account looks like that, there's an E like an exponent or whatever. You're like, yeah.

How funny is that? That they would describe Dan as a very generous guy. Yeah. It was like crazy. Got like way more generous when he probably has a fucking Amazon stock ticker, like above the bed. Like,

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and I think you should do the same. And this girl had a fucking TEDx talk about how you should buy your daughter a vibrator. Whatever happened to just figuring it out? No, no, no. You didn't watch the TED talk and get inspired? I did not. In a TEDx talk entitled

Why I Gave My Teenage Daughter a Vibrator and You Should Too. That is one of those things where I did not in a TEDx talk entitled why I gave my teenage daughter a vibrator and you should too this how do that is one of those things where I can see you can see why people are like

arrest her yes it's one thing if you want to be a fucking weirdo with your own daughter but like you're gonna do a TEDx talk and tell me

and she goes I released earlier this month Dr. Robin Buckley so this is a doctor by the way yeah but it's like this isn't even like birds and the bees where you go to like, hey, just so you know, like whatever, this is how it works. And like you can impregnate a person or get impregnated and there's real consequences.

This is just like, hey, here's a like a dude going to his son being like, you don't want to do the overhand grip because that's not really ideal. You want to just grab it firm, you know, like what the fuck? Yeah, well, she said that she goes, one of the reasons is we need to talk about teenage having sex and societal double standards, especially with our girls. And it'd be like, no, this double standard goes the other way. It's actually like this you can do a TED Talk about. I don't think any guy could ever do a TED Talk and be like,

why I've been giving my son auto blows. Or like the dad goes, goes yeah give him a bottle of lotion and some tissues and be like give her kid yeah that's more of a stepdad thing to do no dudes have to dudes have to work for it you remember what it's like growing up if you want to get the fucking stepdad's playboy collection you need to legitimately go on a mission you're crawling through the backyard with the grass on your head Legitimately go on a mission. You're crawling through the backyard with the grass on your head and camo paint. Did you ever find Playboys in the woods?

You got a timer. You know he's going to be back in his. I can't remember. I never found. I feel like everyone. Everybody talks about it. I've heard so many Playboy in the woods stories that I'm like, did I? No, I never did.

No, we had one friend that had a shed full of Playboys and we used to go and fucking have our way with them. My dad had like one collector's edition for like the 80s or something. Did you fucking get... Probably still has it. Yeah, did you ever do it together? Yeah, well, he was showing me.

My dad was a pioneer of... He just goes, this is how you do it, son. No, this is what your dad does. He goes goes hey danny look at your playboy he goes see those tits do you know how much money you can make by showing people those you know the revenues that playboy inc makes per year off of this magazine and they go oh he goes do you know how much he shows you an advertisement in the magazine he goes what are you showing me he goes see this advertisement for watches and playboy they made 20 grand off you know what the gross margin on this fucking on the

on the magazine business is i'm like oh oh dad what is this feeling i'm feeling you're a man now son you that at your bar mitzvah. He goes, son, you're a man now. I need to show you something. You ever heard of a playboy? Okay. Well, you're their financial document. He has a playboy on the outside.

It's just their financials. You're a man now, son. Where's the... I need to show you he goes where's all the naked girls he goes son this is better than naked girls no he's just like income statement

he comes in with the VHS and he's like son take a look at this big booty sluts five you go what is that you go this is the future

like but their VHS's weren't popping yet yeah he's just showing you the new technology? Someone's going to be making a lot of money on these. Oh, yeah, they will. Is it going to be you? It wasn't.

And they said 50% of girls, which is interesting. They go 57% of girls and 84% of boys between the ages of 14 and 18 have watched pornography. And 26% of dudes are lying. Yeah, no shit. You know what I mean? Well, yeah, at this point, it's not even hard now. Now it's just there.

She's a cognitive behavioral coach. That's the worst, though, too. It's like you, you know, because I'm sure every, I'm sure she lives in some major city, and then everyone in major cities sends their kids to therapy now or whatever, and you get to therapy,

and then you're like, sends their you know kids to therapy now or whatever and you get to therapy um and then you're like what'd you learn in therapy and you're like how to fucking flick the bean how to masturbate yeah you know what i mean like this is a bit i'm just saying it's a bit much yeah yeah again that's what the internet she has a phd in clinical psychology i think she has a ph PhD in being a weirdo. And while this gives her a clear view of behaviors of teenagers today, that didn't stop her from feeling somewhat stunned when her daughter told her she was masturbating. So her daughter, this is how she got into the Given Vibrators games, right? Her daughter told her she was masturbating, which seems unlikely. It seems probably more likely that she told her mom after a lot of prying

and she knows her mom's like a piece of... her mom's like trying to get material for her ted talk so her mom's like hey so have you been like masturbating or anything you're at that age and then she's like oh mom i don't want to talk about then she goes come on i'm like i don't have anything this thing's next week yeah i have nothing okay it's like you want to eat you like going to summer camp because that's what pays these tedx pays for this shit now grab this hitachi one and get to work yeah and then she says uh uh not the reason why she was surprised not because of the act of masturbating was a surprise but because her daughter explained how she how she was masturbating and dr robin immediately knew she was doing it wrong in a way that would

harm her body. So she's saying like if you don't give your daughters these vibrators you're going to walk in the room and they're just

punching their butt. She had like a belt sander she was like using from the dad's tool shed. What does that even mean? She's walking in she's got a baseball bat fucking cued right up.

It's like literally sparks are flying just like she's got a welder's mask on. She's like yeah that's not how you do it yeah yeah yeah i walk in she's got a fucking you know aluminum bat up her ass and i go all right we're gonna have to we're gonna have to make some changes around here what could that possibly be that she goes you know hurt herself in what world what vacuum fisting yeah maybe she's vacuuming she's using a vacuum or something that's some dude shit but that's what i'm saying but she's using it as a chick she's gonna suck

her insides out i don't know that's maybe what it was what are you where's the dyson she goes no no we're gonna learn about abortions next week so yeah she's punching it this is how i learned that she was masturbating in a way that was not safe for her body i decided to buy her a vibrator oh yeah she's i guess she's walking in she's got like fucking a 2l bottle of fucking diet soda with the with the lid off she's just pumping it up there like doesn't make any sense right some people have shared that they've actually used my text talk to start that conversation with their kids so they're making their kids sit down it's like all right movie night with the family what are we watching this 10 minute tedx talk about how you

need to give your daughter a vibrator and then at the end of the thing she goes look under your seat open that box and put that in your box do you maybe think the mom any moms like read this and they go you know i'm gonna buy my kid vibrating underwear they have the oh that's great you're good eat your beans who are mental eat your green beans. There you go. So fucked up. People are literally insane. The kid's bugging her too much. Mom, I need money for...

It's like the new pacifier. It's a pacifier for a teenager. What is this? A B plus? You only ate half your dinner so and then if they're bad they really crank it well maybe someone kid you earned it yeah or if she's good, one of the two. Putting on the TEDx talk. The other creepy moms that are fucking, you know.

All these Mamma Mia chicks are crazy. Their brains are fried. You can convince moms to do anything. I mean, there's no way you could sell this stuff on dads, but it's like moms, you know, they're more likely to be, you know, feminine people are more likely to be part of a cult. That's just not even good or bad. It just is kind of the situation where you can basically you know convince these women i'm sure that like it's probably not that hard in certain societies like over the you know in thousands of

years ago the same way to convince people that like you need to sacrifice their kids for the lord or whatever like you can get people's heads just so hey it hasn't rained hasn't rained in six weeks who wants to give up their kid sure like everybody Like everybody's like, oh, me, me. Yeah, please. I'd love to, yeah. I'd love to. I'm going to put him in heaven for the rest of eternity, and we probably get a special spot.

Well, and then we get to eat. Yeah, so I think that's the same thing. These moms, you go, this is how you do it. You got to do this. And they go, oh, my God. I didn't even think about giving them a frigging Hitachi wand. It's mental. Yeah, so he goes, one woman I know watched it with their girls and one of her

daughter says i really like that talk but don't get me a vibrator for christmas that becomes a great opportunity to then follow up uh as a parent and say okay how about your birthday so i'm not really sure that that's yeah he goes she goes her daughter was like please don't get me one and she goes what about for your birthday it's like i don't know why that would be different no it sucks too is because it's like it's not even like hey my mom got me a vibrator for my birthday and i can this can be private where none of my friends find out like this is on youtube as a ted talk and then on top of that she said that she brought it up in front of her daughter and her friends that's what i'm saying but like imagine like the guys like the boys in her high school who know there's like oh, oh, there's fucking, oh, what's her face?

Who's just like, all she does is masturbate with her vibrator. She'd get killed at my school. She's getting killed. Dude, she would get killed at any school. Totally. Like she's 13 and like her, she's publicly using a vibe like her mom. Any positive thing that this mom thinks she's doing is 100% outweighed by the hell that you're making her daughter's life insane like unless you're like oh yeah i mean yeah thanks for the vibrator but i

have to be homeschooled now yeah yeah yeah yeah but i just the idea that this is a double standard like it'd be worse if your dad you imagine if one of my bodies we went to his house and then showed up and the dad goes i'm gonna put on something on something. And it's like, you know how, why you need to teach your son how to spank it. And any of my friends would be like, I'd probably kill myself. Yeah. I'd be like, we're moving. And the mom is probably one of those like super cooked moms where she goes like, well, you know what?

If those kids are going to bully you, then they're not really your friends. And you're like, yeah, they're not my friends. They're my bullies. And they're making my life hell because of your fucking videos. They have like 8,000 views. You go, yeah, they're not my friends they're my bullies and they're making my life hell because of your fucking videos that have like 8 000 views you go yeah they're not my friends yeah that is and any chance of them ever being my friends is long gone now they're just firmly cemented as my bullies in the hierarchy except for the like yeah it's getting the kid the fucking vibrating flashlight or auto blow you're coming into school like why are you wearing

these big track pants it looks like you're wearing a diaper you go you're wearing the diaper also you know what you Also, you know, and you know it never stops there. It's like, and also, I had to show my male son, just in case he's gay, that ass play is not a problem. So he's just, you know, son, this is what rimming

is. It's like kids can't stop. She has like five kids and they're sitting in a funeral. The whole bench is just like there's five, her and her like the kids can't stop. She has like five kids and they're sitting in a funeral. The whole bench is just like, it's five. Her and her family are just in the, in the bench at the back of the church at church. And it's like the pastor,

the guy's trying to give a speech being like, John was such a nice guy. Like we lost him. It's like, what's that noise? Did you see this one? He can't stop. And then the mom is just looking at him like it's natural

yeah it's like again she's just so like she doesn't remember what it was like to be a teenager you get so far removed where then you're just gonna like fuck your kids over for this like tiny bit of fame there's nothing funnier than just having an ad whatever they're doing there's's like the kids being like, oh, look at this. It's masturbator. And she's like, you're a masturbator.

And you know the odds of this kid growing up with some weird sexual thing is like now like Pauly or whatever. No, Pauly. This is the girl that goes home with you

and demands to be punched. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Does all sorts of weird stuff. This is the type of girl you go home with you and demands to be punched. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Does all sorts of weird stuff. This is the type of girl, yeah, you go home with and you just go, calm down. Yeah. For sure.

We're chilling. Can you take it easy for a fucking second with all this stuff you're doing? She goes, I've been using a fucking wand since I was 13. Exactly, right? I was born in the streets. This girl becomes a stripper the day she turns 18 immediately yeah when the mom loves it

it's so fucking empowering so proud of you she told us that the women stop her in the street to share their own vibrator experiences so this is the TED talk woman she's like I'm a local celebrity for my vibrator TED talk and then women are coming up to her

in the streets being like, I love the talk. I love the TED Talk. Are you? Oh, my God. Can I get an autograph? And she goes, nice to meet you. Yeah, all the autographs are just like, they're nonstop.

Hers, too. Just totally. It looks like she signed it during hers too they're all just like just totally just like looks like she signed it during an earthquake it's just like i can't stop oh my god that's the vibrator girl i also use my vibrator at least have my vibrator and there was a dad who stopped her as she was coming off stage at the ted talk to tell her he was glad that his three sons were there to hear the talk i mean that guy's trying to smash you. Yeah. That is...

I hope he was a dog. He goes, boys, I'm going to show you my own TED Talk. Watch how it's done. He goes, that was a great chat. So what are you doing later? He's winking at his son. He's giving his son his own TED Talk about how to find the freakiest bitches

he's like just like pickup artists with three kids he goes he goes son i'm gonna show you something he puts on his hat gets his best feather out he goes son pass my deck of cards that's my deck of cards. Pass my deck of cards. There's actually, you know what I found out? He goes, I loved the TED Talk. Some might have said it was ace.

There's actually a comedian we know, by the way, that I just found this out last night that we know. I'm not going to name him, but he listens to this podcast and he's actually apparently an amazing pickup artist really yeah i mean i'm a pretty good pickup artist no no but he's like no he like does do any of those guys no no he's like he's like apparently someone was saying like he's like really good like like he like where he is like i don't think they were saying i feel like i go toe-to-toe with this guy but he's like no but he's like wants to be like a teacher telling He does the mild tricks of telling people. We used to tell people that we were all firefighters from Nunavut.

Most of my techniques are like joking around until they're just like, if you stop this bit, I'll have sex with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he doesn't wear them down. He legit does all the things. If you stop this, I'll have sex with you. You can just do this. Yeah, you just wear them down.

When me and Waldo used to, probably my favorite one is our buddy Jesse. And then we had a whole bit where for like a while we were telling, any time the bit was, we had to tell girls that we would tell girls we were him. So we were Jesse from this band and we'd always say we were him. And then eventually it got to the point where he's like yo i'm dating a girl like you can't keep saying you're

me having sex with girls or funny would be telling people we always pick a random band and be like eventually usually like tell the girl was fake but telling the girl like i was um i would say i was the we always go we were the uh backup bass player from like some like crappy band you know what i mean like be like yeah i was like the you know i was the second backup bass player from ruin five second backup probably my favorite bit that we used to do was um like bar bits was um chris would stand there holding his drink like at a bar pretend he was kind of rocking out

to the music and then or we'd flip and I'd come out behind him and then I'd pretend to put something in his drink

and then like make eye contact with the girls and be like shh like don't tell and then I'd go back and then I'd come

and then he would kind of start to act a little weird and then I'd come back like three minutes later I'd go hi I'm Ryan and then he would

start falling and I'd put my arm around him kind of thing and i'd walk him like towards the bar never once did a girl stop it but the girls are just watching me like yeah roofie your buddy the funniest part yeah the funniest part was like oh yeah looking at me afterwards and i'm doing this and he goes hi i'm chris and i go oh nice to meet you. Now that the Jeffrey Dahmer thing's out, maybe they would. Sure, but that's what I'm saying. Girls would be like, I think most guys, if you saw something like that, you'd be like, hey, you'd go over and be like, just so you know, don't drink that.

I don't know what just happened. But not a single girl ever came up and said, by the way someone put them in. Not cool. They just watched the whole thing go down, yeah. Would you ever like watch a girl at a bar like a dude comes and puts something in her drink and then comes and starts like would

you ever let that happen fuck of course not right even like how overly a guy just like puts something no hell no by the way this one that was one of those bits you go okay and then when I guess we don't really get any girls at the end of this bit no no no that's for you that's for you those are my that's for you that's me like

going on a pickup artist show doing a bit like that and they're just like you didn't even talk to the girls and I'm like pretty sick though right pretty funny though

they're like yeah but you didn't film it either it's like you didn't even film it it's just for you I had a lot of bits like that

where they were exclusively for us and you go did you pick up the girl after didn't even talk to them yeah didn't even talk to anybody

but I had a great night yeah great night though but telling people at a bar sometimes he wasn't even like to the thing but telling people you're the guy our friend jesse was like my nothing made me laugh more oh shit okay and then she says but the best response of all has been from her own daughters they regularly tell me of how proud they are of my talk. I'm so proud of you. Not something that would be easy for teenage girls. So these girls must have to go to like some weird private school where people are all like this, I guess.

But I think that this is probably mostly just like a lie. It's probably more likely. Yeah, just fucking your kid over. The littlest bit of clout well this is so this is one of those things where you know when people are like you know kind of uh the right wing people are always saying everyone's like a pedophile and left-wing people all say everyone's racist homophobic every different phobic and ableism and all that stuff right um so gays against groomers have you heard of that? I have heard of it, yeah.

Are you in it? That's kind of tough for you because you're a gay and a groomer. I'm gay and a groomer. I'm gays for grooming. Gays for grooming. That's a very underrepresented group online is the gays for groomers.

Nobody's standing up for them, you know? Well, I guess what happened is it's girls, but I thought it was guys at the beginning, which... I think it was both, but I think just the person who's accounted so they got kicked they basically would post they would post stuff like this you know what i mean treatment yeah so they would post stuff like this i guess and be like look at this pervert or whatever right yeah and they got kicked off everything but to me the same with like libs of tiktok and stuff like that it's like i just don't see how what they're doing is any different than what sean king or any of those people do because all of them basically go hey

look at this person you should be mad about it kind of deal right of course and they you know i've always said like the internet's so big that you could find if you want to post something you could find any narrative and stick to it you go hey look there's enough there's all these red heads committing crime here's four red heads a day that like you know committed a crime right there's like an epidemic but so when the and i don't think it's like a hot take to say that it's you know there's more censorship on the right wing side or whatever of course right but it is crazy that they kicked them off like paypal i all of The craziest thing to me is I want to understand the mechanics of how, like with the Tate thing, like this,

where like how does PayPal and like Google and then Meta, like how are they all coordinating? Like how does that work? Like these are separate companies. Like I understand how Meta says like you're kicked off Facebook and WhatsApp and Instagram because these are all of our things. How does PayPal get involved? PayPal has been pretty bad with this stuff too.

I know that. Especially crazy thinking about it. That was originally Peter Thiel, Elon Musk, and David Sachs. Of course. How did they get moved in? All of the whatever quote unquote based entrepreneurs or whatever. You know what I mean? But I'm saying is there a memo does does meta have like some someone at paypal and just go so you just so you know

they're problematic we kick them off if you want to go do your thing no my take is that then i don't have to know this for a fact but my guess would be that it's straight up that once one of these places kick someone off it's a news story. And essentially, someone working at Google is paying attention to press. You know what I mean? So if it's like, hey, Facebook banned this person from every platform, Google kind of sees this and goes, hey, are we going to make a call on this one now that it's in public? I mean, but the Tate thing, I feel like it all happened in six hours. That was not like... Those things move slow. So that's the question of whether it's like a conspiracy or not you know what i mean

which i think it is well it may be but i'm kind of in my point it's like it almost could be with it could the same thing could happen without it even being like diabolical like these things happen real quick like unless it was the same minute if facebook deletes andrew tate it's not crazy for in half an hour google to have like got that information had a fucking emergency meeting about it and then did it but what's the emergency like we're gonna get bad press because they're gonna be like oh look facebook deleted this guy but he's still allowed on google i guess that's but again it could be what you're saying too it could be there's this underground network like they're all in a group chat.

Probably. I mean, they're all in San Francisco. They're all like probably know each other. I'm sure you move from Google, the meta and blow it up. What are we doing about this take guy? Screwing up our ads. Someone just messages their friend at the other company or PayPal and go, hey, just like we kicked this guy off.

Yeah. So I think either of those, like I'm not even saying it's possible that... Yeah, right. But it's not even hard to imagine the conspiracy. know what i mean no not at all i'm just saying it's like why are these separate entities coordinating like this i know it's weird you know what it kind of is uh like it is wild that everyone in like mainstream is just accepted within three years that being into conspiracies is bad like you know it's like a slur now kind of in their community to be like yeah it used to be jfk i'm talking about it was

like it used to be aliens and jfk yeah and it was fun yo like conspiracies were like a hobby the fact that they got everyone on board with like anyone who questions anything's like a bad news guy like oh he's one of those you know you'll hear people that are normal you know just it's in like actually got into their brains well they'll go oh he's like a conspiracy guy and you go oh so cool yeah it used to be like a fun thing and now it's like all my friends who are into conspiracies are fun i like it and now it's just so even like the wacky ones you go like it's hilarious like it's funny and it's why if i had a friend that's like super into flat earth i wouldn't be like, can you believe?

Yeah. Like, we need to, like, remove this guy from the internet. Oh, we need this guy gone. Yeah, but now it's become this, like, one, it's somehow become a partisan thing where it's, like, generally a right wing thing. Even though there's, like, no shortage of left wing conspiracy people. Of course, they just don't get to call, they just don't call their conspiracies. They're truth seekers.

They're not conspiracies. Well, I think theirs, they don't, they're just, like, they don't even say they're truth seekers. They're not conspiracy. Well, I think theirs, they don't even, they're just like, they don't even say they're truth seekers. They would be just like, this is true.

Like Rachel Maddow is on par of a conspiracy theorist as Alex Jones. As far as who's right the same amount of time? Yeah, exactly. Like in terms of

who's peddling things that are wrong. Peddling's a good word, by the way. Right, but you're like saying things are wrong. They are peddling. Right?

Like they're probably on par if you rank them, like she's like a you know trusted source of news and truth and he's like this nut job conspiracy theorist yes it's and i guess it's just like it's almost dude there's a video going around of her right now where she's like this whole thing about the vaccine where she was saying like uh i was actually from because Russell Brand got kicked off or he had a video removed from YouTube. And then he's like, I'm moving to Rumble. I'm done with YouTube. Whatever. He's like officially gone on YouTube.

He doesn't need the ad revenue. He doesn't need it. And he must have got some deal on Rumble. But he's like, I'm gone. I forgot about that. Oh, he got a deal for sure. Yeah. Especially now that they're a public company.

Shout out to Rumble. But he was posting this thing and she did this whole video on her show on MSNBC. Way more viewers than Alex Jones. 8 million viewers an episode, something like that, where she's saying about the vaccine. She goes, if you take the vaccine, then you

can't transmit. This whole thing. And it's all false. Everything she said was false. It's like now come out. Verifiably false. and she had no proof of it at the time either right but you're like nobody's going to be like oh we need to sue rachel maddow for these conspiracy theories or like she's a she has some like she has some uh stink on her name because of it even nothing absolutely nothing she gets to keep her show she's like makes 20 million dollars a year like nothing no repercussions you're right though because yeah and there could

be damages from that and they just there's uh they basically if anything they're like more in the public because they did they were like they were the good boy the whole time you know they're peddling or whatever they're pushing the conspiracies that are like the government sanctioned narratives right yeah like they're just saying like the government has their official line and then they're just like the mouthpiece for the government so it kind of is like my point about it that i was thinking about when i was reading all this stuff like and maybe this is obvious but like it just when you actually when you're in it things just kind of happen and sometimes you don't like step back like even in your own life it is like kind of crazy sometimes to step back and be like,

yo, in like three years or something like that, the government and like whatever media was able to take like 160 billion people's brains and just be like, you think all of this now. And not only that.

Did you say 160 billion? Million. Oh, okay. Like half the country is what my point was. You know, 160 million people to think this thing and also anyone who doesn't is like an enemy of the people and it was like that happened so quick i know so when you actually like zoom out and i man they you almost like impressive what they can and back to the conspiracy thing is like you know a lot of people

probably think that that's like a coordinated thing and that there's people who's who are good at doing this kind of thing about pitting one half against another half because that actually benefits like the people at the top to have everybody just fighting and distracted and like there's you know there might have been an actual plan to implement this and it's just successfully being implemented that's possible too yeah dude open up your third eye yeah yeah funny thing about my third eye is on my neck well that's that was anyways i we kind of got serious about that but the thing that was making me laugh about this was the so gays for groomers is trying to find like groomers but i was loving the idea that now that they're they can't they got kicked off the platform they do

they start doing like a Chris Hansen-y thing but I was loving the idea of getting like a they try to get like a guy who's you know gay but he's trying to get like

some kids so they can tell him about his transitioning and tell him about being gay and they get they get him over to the house and it's just like 14 gay dudes

being like well someone's in trouble yeah it's like some like purple haired chick who's like you know whatever and he goes why don't you have a say yeah yeah yeah just like it's like a bunch of what's with all this mike's hard lemonade yeah yeah that was killing me the idea of the show up they go all right just here to meet my like 13 year old to talk to them about reassigning their gender and then they open the door it's like legitimately like 50 gay dudes like they all got like the village people yeah

and they go you're gonna have to have a seat girlfriend they're like are you the police he goes no one of us is yeah no that's tom that's tom i'm the indian he just wears he just dresses like that are Are you guys the police? Tom is. I'm the construction worker. Oh, man. Yeah, so that was fucking killing me, the idea. He's 14.

That was me and Garrett Jamison when we were doing his CBC show that me and him did together that I like directed and wrote with him. We had a sketch where it was the guy with too many roommates and you went to the house and the guy has like, yeah, my roommate's there. But he has like, it was like 45 roommates. And we actually were going to get like 40 extras and all of them are in the room. And he goes, you know, that's Tom, my second roommate.

This is my third roommate. And this is Jim jim my actual roommate like the actual same room yeah the girl being like this is a problem and the guys all together like 45 guys being like what's the issue yeah yeah it was just like some of those things are it's just like the imagery so far yeah but that was kind of the gays against green but then you go to cbc you go we need 50 extra no because we could have i could have pulled it off that was before we were doing the actor thing i think i pulled it off yeah but uh or whatever just went around them or something like that but i could have i could have pulled out 40 extras like we had a pretty good yeah that's true yeah if you didn't have to do it like official yeah but pay them all 250 bucks a day 100 yeah it would have been like

a five grand bit but like i could have pulled that off for like five grand or something you know what I mean but maybe not four maybe it would have been less but yeah just like 50 gay dudes like they all snap in unison like and then they're all reading off the you know the transcript of like cut that dick off it's weird too because you think like gays against groomers

you go like on the surface you go what's the issue here specifically yeah I know it's like we like think gays against groomers, on the surface, what's the issue here specifically? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I know. It's like, we like gays, we hate groomers. I know. It's like a win-win.

Yeah. I guess their point is, which it kind of works for them, but it hasn't quite worked the other way around. But it's starting to probably where, you know, the same reason why when they call everyone racist and you go, well, you have no proof of that, they're saying, like, you're calling this groomer, you have no proof of it. And you go, you guys like proof of that they're saying like you're calling this groomer you have no proof of it and you go you guys like proof now huh no shit you know what i mean all of a sudden you guys are and then the moment you're sharp showing proof they go yeah we're gonna have to zap all your accounts sorry about that

sure yeah it is funny when they zap accounts that literally just post photos like other people's things other people things yeah um but so on the topic of this internet stuff is uh that's why i kind of wanted to talk about this stuff a little bit because they did this article at cbc and it kind of reminds me of an article i did like years ago but they said it's a slippery slope how young men fall into onlineicalization. Reed Brown says that YouTube started showing him problematic content when he was only 13 years old. So this guy's only 13. I love what's the definition of problematic content. It's kind of like a horror movie.

You know what I mean? They're saying they go, this 13, they found some dork, you know, some dork rat to go, you know, do this article. And he goes, I was radicalized. I was only 13. I was only 13 i was only 13 it started out pretty benign he recalls can you make some uh music for me yeah and increasingly harmful views against masculinity it started out benign you're watching something about a teen fashion and then next thing you know the algorithm would push you a Ben Shapiro video you go what's that creaking what's in the

cupboards you're like you're like some Jewish music in the very distant background. What is that? Who is that? Who's there? It's my 13th birthday. But I'm only 13. What's in the cover? Who's there?

Who's there? Mom. Mom. My gold coins are missing. All of a sudden, he just goes, oh, his gold necklace is just missing. What the hell? Yeah, the Jewish music is really good. It's Ben.

Oh, who is that? Who it it's ben and there's the classic the door blows open from the wind yeah but there's nobody there and you close and he's behind you oh hello he's no he's sitting on the he's sitting on like a the microwave but his legs still aren't touching the the counter so he's just like he's swinging his legs on the microwave. Oh, hi. What's the issue? Traditional marriages are a good thing. Ah! Oh!

Yeah, and his son comes home. He goes, Mom, I don't know about this wage gap thing. He goes, he's only 13. It's so funny. It's like,

yeah, he just has an opinion based on statistics. Coming this Thursday to theaters near you. Facts don't care about your feelings. And they also don't care about your life. Mommy, I've been a bad boy. Mommy, what's on the computer?

No, it's, yeah, he's like, and if you think about it and if you think about it, if you think about it, trans people kill themselves at the same rates when they're not. And then you go, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.

Na, na, na, na, na, na. Next thing you know, you're editing Ben Shapiro comps. This guy just wakes up. He goes, what the hell? His hands are moving without him and he's editing Ben Shapiro destroys videos. He goes, do, do, videos. He just wakes up.

Ben Shapiro Destroys 17-year-old. He goes to school. Everyone's like, love the videos, but I don't remember making a Ben Shapiro Destroys. Where'd you learn to edit like that? He goes, I don't know. I don't know. His hands are just moving without him. Oh, my God.

He's editing two Ben Shapiro Destroys compilations at once. Two computers at once. And then his arms, like, you my God. He's editing two Ben Shapiro destroys compilations at once. He's got two computers at once. And then his arms like you just are He's got one he has a computer behind him and his arm is like the joint's all dislocated.

He's editing Ben Shapiro bones college kid video. This guy must be a fucking real cool at his school right now though. Oh, the guy who He's got an article about him. He must have gotten

so much trouble that he's got it like because he do you think that's what happened i think what happened is he's like he just went to high school and started dating some girl and now he's trying to be like a male feminist probably or he has a parent at like cbc who knows and it's part of the point well no he went to this organization that they talk about because and and uh expose them to controversial and increasingly harmful views about masculinity like the fact that you should have some yeah i know like it's okay to have a penis if you're a man that is the end game for all this stuff you know what i mean yeah just

chopping off the hot job done pretty much because yeah they go also here's even better is uh when they're talking about ben shapiro they're like they're turning these guys into these alpha monsters because ben shapiro yeah i know right you know what i mean the just the height of masculinity it's one thing if they're saying though bad views about masculinity entertain you at least that like holds up to at least you make sense with what you're saying you're just like you're being too much of a man. Have you been listening to Shapiro? This guy's just walking around punching walls. Shapiro got me jazzed up.

Yeah, they just want all dudes to be chicks, basically. That's their whole thing. That's the CBC's actual mandate, I think. Their actual mandate is just remove, suck every last little bit of masculinity out of any man so he can just be a weak little subservient man slave to some polyamorous woman. Yeah. Be in the orbit of some chick.

You can be some guy's planetary. Yeah. The objectification of women and the LGBT community has these same experts raising concern about how extremist far-right groups are using TikTok, YouTube, and other social media apps in a drip campaign. It's a drip campaign. Bloop. Bloop. That's what happens. That's the, yeah.

It's Fawcett and you zoom in. It's Ben Shapiro's face. Yeah, it just drips down and it was just like, the wage gap isn't actually true. That's what they say in this thing too they go this guy even says he goes you know and i was on the lot online and i started you know believing all these fake things about the wage gap or whatever that's the one example they use but you go yeah but that one is like real i know that's also like everyone like that's not even one that i feel like anyone any any liberal person that's trying to not seem like a psychopath even believes in.

They've given up on that one. Yeah, they've even given up on that one. It's just been debunked so many times. It was just like, it does not true. I know. But again, if you ask them, so many people, they still think it's completely true. You know another good thing that's happening in Canada right now? So they just put a bunch of money into this mandate this mandate to like get more black people jobs or

whatever and it was like the you know minority poc like job program and you know putting all this money into getting them interviews and doing this stuff but the white and black unemployment rate's the same so it's like where like where do you get the jobs from it's like they have the same unemployment rate right so it's like what you go we're trying to get them to hire more black people. It'd be like, from where though? They all have jobs already. You know what I mean? It's not like,

it's actually not like a more of a problem that their unemployment rate is specifically high. Yeah, there's no disparity. There isn't a disparity, but they're just like, listen, we got to spend these dollars, dollars somehow. Listen, white people, you got to make some sacrifices.

Yeah, but what are the sacrifices? Like, who do you, so you fire a white guy white guy but like they don't really have it's not there isn't this crazy like there's more job opportunities than there are people like that's the problem period you know what i mean the problem isn't that there's tons of people that want jobs and trying to find them it's the opposite right i don't think they're coming at this from the logical standpoint i think you think no of course not facts don't care for you about your feelings coming this thursday what's another one of his catchphrases i can't think of another one like that's just the one that's the main one i guess right you know you he's yeah he's drinking

a cup of water and he goes oh this tastes weird what is he looks at it liberal it burns it burns know what happens is he starts crying no that's okay that's what happens the guy's chasing him around and he just hears that yeah uh and he goes he starts crying and then his tear drips down and then just a tiny mug just appears to catch it oh hello from behind him just behind it I'll take those he just catches the liberal tears this is my sustenance yeah he's

he only drinks liberal tears that's the big thing he can't catch your tears cause if you he gets your tears that's what gives him power oh my god that's what it is

but he's able to make you cry with his facts so the facts like he just so you have to like put earplugs go put the earplugs in. Otherwise you're going to hear the facts.

And then you hear the fact you don't get them in soon enough. And then you got the facts and you start crying and he's catching them. He goes, yes. And he's growing larger and larger,

but he's still like the proportions of a small man. Women are actually, women actually go to college at a higher rate than men right now. No, get the plugs off. Get the plugs.

He goes, there's actually more women than men. No. It's like, oh. He goes, yes. Men are incarcerated and commit suicide at a higher rate than stop it stop it the facts and they start bawling their eyes out and then he catches the tears and he goes and he grows it goes every time it goes a little bit it's a little more powerful the facts get more potent powerful the facts get more potent yeah exactly right yeah so they aren't happy until you're at your final form which is a woman and they said that's the final

form of all women and women like men the videos Brown watches an early teen were often misogynistic he said it started uh to affect the way he thought and interacted with people at school i remember people repeating sexist attitudes about the wage gap uh especially when i was hanging out with my guy friends who were repeating well yeah again statistics i would assume that you're not hanging out with like eight girls and they were all like there's wage gap but again the sexist attitudes are just literally like probably statistics they're the fact that's the facts that do not care about the feels especially when i was hanging out with my guy friends so this guy's since been reprogrammed you know what i mean yeah he goes i only have women friends i'm gay now things are better that's

the only thing that can save you from, you know, the Ben Shapiro doll, is if you go into the chamber, the reprogramming chamber, and then it comes out, and he comes out, and he goes, no, the only thing that can save you is, you ever seen that scene in MacGruber, where he wants to rip off

MacGruber's, gun thrones to rip off MacGruber's dick and eats it? Yeah, yeah. That's the only thing that can save you, is if you finally cut off your dick. Because once you cut off your dick, like the tear, it changes the dynamics of the tears. Yeah, yeah. It's a woman's tear.

Yeah, yeah. He needs, yeah. So that's the final, the final form is that's the way to, you can save yourself from him. We all have to just cut off each other's dicks. I figured it out. Yeah, yeah.

He figured out the thing. And this little rat said, because he goes, you you know my guy friends are misogynistic he's now been programmed well thankfully because of this article you don't have any guy friends anymore problem solved that is a problem solved and since his friends act these things out in person and made it more real than just watching the idea online. That's exactly how online radicalization works, says this girl, Ellen Bateman, who is a documentary and podcast producer who researches online radicalization among young men in cell subculture. Bateman describes the radicalization

as a slippery slope that can begin as algorithms pushing boys things. But then she began working with, oh, he, so it's a guy, he began working with schools in Nova Scotia, hoping to give men a safe space to talk about their feelings. So, and mental health

to disrupt problematical ideals about masculinity. And those problematic ideals are that any of it should exist in any shape or form. Yeah, yeah. I like the best part is the last article, or the last line,

young men aren't inherently, this is from him, he goes, young men aren't inherently, actually let me say it in a more dweeb voice, young men aren't inherently sexist. I think it's the algorithms that can really make them this way.

So there was no sexism prior to algorithms. Oh, it's the algorithms. Yeah, he goes, it's all the algorithms. He's such a boogeyman. You go, it's just the algorithms. For sure.

Guys would never be like this. And yeah, that's 100%. he goes, it's all the algorithms. He's such a boogeyman. You go, it's just the algorithms. For sure. Guys would never be like this. And yeah, that's 100%. He goes, and many of the students who participated said after they did his seminars, they no longer needed to perform a quote unquote certain kind of typical and traditional masculinity. Now they have like this, it's masculinity 2.0 goes guys you passed the class now put on your vibrating underwear masculinity 2.0 is awfully similar to femininity well there was um you know what you know what the i was thinking too?

Because this is the new version of women trying to turn men into a certain way. The old version that kind of happened forever of women was just like rom-coms. That was their best program before. You know what I mean? You watch all these movies and they get you doing wacky shit like objecting at your ex-wife's wedding. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's gross. Now them you know doing stuff like trying to rat on their friends that was before it was more at least they got something out of it that was like you know

they pump these dudes full of like what gets a girl and you watch too many freddie prince jr things yeah you know you have a couple drinks one night and you show up to your ex's uh wedding and you go i have an objection you get kicked out kicking and screaming. I still love you. Yeah, yeah. They were trying to, they used to try to program guys into being like this traditional version

of like a romance guy. Yeah. And then that, well, that became pretty not cool with the whole Me Too stuff. Exactly. Like, don't you remember

like when we were kids, like, you know, like you were supposed to be, like guys were supposed to be persistent. 100%. Right? That was the thing. Casanova was the guy who like didn't take no for an answer was the height of romance was the guy who like doesn't settle for no or like every like every guy is supposed to be programmed with like don't take no for an answer peppy lepew peppy lepew

basically and then now you're like yo just when the comes out at all no it's like when the not even the end of the no when the end starts you go all right i'm unclear and um the this was like a viral tweet that uh probably my second favorite thing this week but so there's something called the erotic mind control community right and then did you look up what erotic mind control is yeah i saw the and then this girl went viral talking about she's part of this community and she goes so there is a racism problem in the erotic mind control community right yeah and she's she's like we you know she goes i want to address something that will probably surprise no one by the way yeah yeah i mean obviously erotic mind

control this community's got an absolute and then the erotic mind control community has a problem with racism as a vocal community that is very white many of us have had the luxury of not being affected we have heard racist stories and portrayed bipoc as exotic creatures or as offensive hurtful racist stereotypes so if you look up what erotic mind control is it's this community of weirdos and they have a thing where they get together and one of them is basically a hypnotist and then hypnotizes the other person and then the idea is you're hypnotized and then they basically like dominate you you're like turning into like a hip like basically like a lobotomized sex slave kind of thing kind of yes but the person's willingly getting hypnotized yes and it has that but it's all like

that same it's the same like vein of like bdsm where it gets a little rough out your hypnotist might get a little rough when you wake up wake up and you're just all bloody and you're like, where am I? Yeah. What happened? And apparently, they've also been a little racist. This must be post-Get Out. It must be related to that. Someone watched Get Out and they go, I don't know.

What we're doing is very okay. Yeah, yeah. You like that, you little fucking dirty bitch. And he goes goes is that misogynist like i guess what happens is they need to consent beforehand to the racism that's about to come at them but it was just if this wasn't my blogger video of like filling in the blanks the erotic mind control community has a racism problem this is what they said about this is what they said about erotic mind control imagine allowing your mind to slip into the control of another human being within a sexual setting

their words alone granting them power over your very existence so this is their selling like essentially just pickup artistry oh a bunch of dudes have convinced girls that like no no no it's not that we meet up and i like hypnotize you and then bang your fucking hypnotized body we're a community it's a cult leader yeah this is the kind of like hypnotize you and then bang your fucking hypnotized body. We're a community. It's a cult leader. Yeah. This is the kind of guy like, you know,

and then it's probably the type of guy like, first of all, hypnoto hypnotists. I know three guys that are like hypnotists, all sleaze balls. You know, three hypnotists. Yeah.

Well, not all. I know one guy that was like a hypnotist actually. And two guys that like amateur, they're pickup artists. Yeah. Yeah. and two guys that like amateur they're pickup artist yeah yeah well that seems like this seems like pickup artistry kind of stuff pickup artist guys are all into hypnosis and stuff like that yeah and i seems like they would be you know who else is into hypnosis uh scott adams oh right yeah he is into that and scott adams you know just to get

a little off track made a point that uh everyone was yelling at him for on the internet but i honestly thought it was couldn't agree more he said the worst life decision a young single person can make is getting a dog it limits your options by about 40 oh yeah and every you know people were killing them you know what i mean i mean dog owners i imagine i've watched this in my own personal life so many people that don't have enough money to like get a dog they don't have enough money for insurance they don't have enough money to put the dog like at a you know a babysitter service i mean we're literally talking about jj but you're a chick too no we i mean our dogs are pain in the ass sometimes but it's not like ruining our life well i mean because you

deal with it and she's not single yeah we gotta deal with you're telling me that if there was just her that wouldn't be a huge hassle? It's like Oh, it is a huge hassle I mean, it's like a kid What do you mean? You can't just do stuff There was three times we were about to go away And they were like, couldn't because of the dog

What? Yeah We were gonna go somewhere And then she couldn't figure out Oh, there was No, no, there was Yeah, the dog just got injured Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm just saying It really does It does, yeah It's like having a kid It's like having a kid Kind of, but not Yeah, but my point The problem is People kind of have kids to some degree for the most part, especially in a city like, you know, at least around like 30.

People get a dog at like 21 and it like really messes their stuff up. Oh, for sure, for sure. I would not. Although some people, they were being funny, but they quoted him being like 100%. Scott Adams went on a date with a girl that said she didn't want to smash because she had to go take care of her dog he went home fuming and wrote that tweet this is rage tweeted that he goes dogs are fucking up their life it's fucking up my life which was making me laugh canceled dilbert yeah uh shout out scott ad's friend of the pod. Yeah. But I think that...

No, I agree, for sure. I mean, dude, the money... JJ, his life has been so fucked up from his dog. Oh, it's insane. Dude, he's like a touring comic. Every time he tours, he's like... He's two... Cost him 400 bucks for someone to go watch the dog.

He has two old dogs in diapers. Yeah. It's insane. Yeah. So, I don't know. I'm not saying don't get a dog, but I think the point is if you are getting a dog, have like roommates,

have it. But if you live by yourself and the dog, it's like, I mean, it's signing up to be, if you said the kid thing, but like people don't sign up to be a single mother. Like at least there's a second parent involved.

You know what I mean? That's true. It's almost like you're signing up from the get go to be like a single parent. Dogs are awesome though. I like, I mean, I'm sure half the people whogo to be a single parent. Dogs are awesome, though. I'm sure half the people who listen to us have a dog. We're dividing them. No, because I bet you half the people that have those dogs or most of the people that have those dogs

are in a relationship. Having a dog as a couple that isn't poor, that you can't afford to put in a thing, you can't afford insurance, all that stuff. You know what the craziest dog owners are? If you have a bit of money or you have like a a part yeah exactly if you have money that takes kind of care of the whole thing but i had one of my exes her dad was like pretty old school and he was like into dogs but he had a rule where like if anything for the dog cost more than 500

bucks you put the dog down that's a tough which is like most things cost more than 500 bucks for a dog that's like you know something a little above it who was this uh my ex like from 10 years ago her dad like they had dogs his dog down no they had dogs but like his rule was like if if anything for the dog like if the dog gets hurt and it needs more than 500 bucks it's just like new dog and then she's like your your ex is like that seems like a little uh. It seems a little low. And she goes, it's 400 for you. What do you think it's going to be for you?

I got you pinned at a couple of grand. So keep pushing it. He's just like this really old school dude. And he just like grew up really poor. And like, that was just like how he's like, I like dogs, but it's like, it's still a dog. I think I kind of get that. But I think especially when you have kids involved, like if you want to be like so stoic that you're that kind of guy or whatever,

but kids are like, it's like their best friend. Yeah. You're like for 500 bucks. And the kid's like, I have 500 bucks. He goes, no,

no, no. It's just the rules. The rule. Yeah. The rule is the rule that, yeah. Cause your kids will be like,

I'll sell all my clothes. I'll sell everything. Not, not, not, not, not about the money. It's a principal thing.

That's crazy. grab the shovel how many dogs do they put down i don't know i have like i don't know or maybe they just like let them be injured you know oh my god it's kind of like i remember hearing that go oh yikes yikes it's gonna be a yikes from the boys. Yeah. Especially anybody who owns a dog. You're like, yeah, there's so many things that cost more than 500 bucks. Yeah. But I would just say it's like having a kid super early, obviously, is like a big hassle. But it's fine if you have money and like an actual partner. Like, you know what I mean? You're in a household.

And also, it's like, you know, kind of the point of people. Sure. To reproduce. Dogs are not the point. Yeah. But they're cool i like dogs you're right sometimes it's a replacement yeah for that for sure oh man the amount of batshit crazy ladies in new york city walking around with dogs and strollers because they like obviously never had

a kid well i was talking about that on stage for a while that you know girls don't have kids in major cities so they just have to try to mother everyone on the internet or they get like crazy and they literally push a dog around in a and like you're like that dog wants to be walking like it's not like that dog is like that dog's like kind of like being like yo i'd love to because they never had a baby uh-huh so they're now like just replacing that and it's like the dog's like i'd like to walk please yeah that's what happens these girls end up that's that's who ends up in the erotic mind control community by the way being a hypnotist would be crazy though for your chick being like um you know it's like uh you don't want to go to bermuda

you know that'd be the best anytime she wants to do anything he goes no you don't yeah you're actually pretty down with me smashing tons of other chicks you're repulsed by any other man but me but yeah a lot of the pickup artist guys are very into like hypnosis when i snap my fingers you will slob on the knob so that's what uh apparently in the community of guys that have convinced girls to come over to their house and uh hypnotize them so they can be their sex slave are there any female hypnotists or is that like a male dominant no they can't hold the the amulet pocket watch is more of a dude thing yeah they're not able to hold the it's more of a it's too meaty for them or is like there's something with women's voices like the frequency

that doesn't work for you do kind of i think hypnotists do sort of need to sit in this that's what i'm saying they do they need the npr voice you know exactly not a small not a friend of the podcast not a friend of the podcast hi my name is of the podcast. Hi, my name is... Yeah, so it would be good to be able to hypnotize your girl like that, but they said the erotic hypnotist will take the role of the dominant. Oh, Willie. You know what I mean? He wouldn't...

Because you are going to peg me. Yeah, I don't think... You want to peg me. That would be bad, hypnotizing a girl into doing some dominant shit to you. If she's not in control anymore, that could end badly. Yeah. Are the ones that choose the direction, as they are the ones that choose the direction of the hypnosis, who maintain control over the situation.

I'll tell you what. These mind control guys got to hypnotize this girl out of her stop posting about their community. Yeah, seriously. You know what I mean? Hypnotize them into fucking reading a book and getting off the internet. I think that's what one of these... You know what happened is always the girls took over the movement. You know what I mean? Hypnotize them into fucking reading a book and getting off the internet. I think that's what one of these, you know what happened is always the girls took over the movement.

You know what I mean? But I do think that it would be these hypnotized. The obvious answer is get these girls together and hypnotize them to be like, you actually don't see, imagine that worked. Like it's the Vice video we did. Like when I snap my fingers, you won't see racism, sexism, and transphobia

everywhere you look. It's always a weasel. It's like a hypnosis guy. I think that. Ah, shit. Okay, we have a small note. Next week, because I'm leaving on tour all week, you know, Cleveland, Chicago.

I know I'll see some of you there, but because of that, I'm leaving on tour all week you know Cleveland Chicago I know I'll see some of you there but because of that I'm gone like just came back I'm fucking rushing around moving doing this podcast leave again tomorrow and I don't get back till Friday I'm taking like a 6am flight so we're gonna do the podcast Friday because that's the only way

we could do it without doing it on zoom which sucks so we are gonna release it on Saturday next week which really not that big of a deal. No, it's fine. But it's worth announcing so people aren't yelling at us Friday being like, where is the podcast? Yeah, and then me and Danny are going to Skank Fest

and we're going to try to do some cool shit out there and some vlog content that's going to go on the Patreon and we're going to do some random Patreon stuff there. And this week, I actually have one of my third favorite articles of this week was the Trump thing on the on the Patreon

like a teaser and that's all you got yeah but sign up for the Patreon it was cool to meet everyone that comes through and thank you for listening to the boys cast hopefully you'll see some of you guys

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