The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Psycho Mother Demands Her Daughter has a Period Party & An Advertising Race War

Episode Date: August 8, 2025

A progressive mother forces a daughter to have a period party against her will, Sydney Sweeney may start a race war, and a man can’t goon because his face tattoos block him from facial recognition. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! HIMS - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments FITBOD - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: [e-mail]    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - Women love psychos 01:29 - Intro 01:54 - Plane story 03:33 - Tulsa is weird 04:16 - WNBA dildo debacle 11:43 - Coder receives insane contract from META  17:58 - Ryan becoming an AI doomer 21:06 - Man can’t goon because of face tattoos 24:43 - Progressive mom forces daughter to have period party  33:31 - AD - HIMS - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments 35:38 - Ryan doing a cruise 37:36 - Sydney Sweeney sparking race war 40:57 - Why is the right obsessed with thinness? 48:01 - Nelly Fatlardo 50:53 - Katy Perry & Trudeau confirmed 52:45 - Cincinatti brawl 59:55 - Australia banning internet words 1:02:14 - AD - FITBOD - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 1:04:15 - Australia’s machete disposal bins 1:13:28 - Women pay me to teach them how to give head 1:25:13 - NYT says pull people off life support to harvest their precious organs 1:26:59 - Wife charges her husband (who already bought the food) for making his lunch 1:36:52 - Wrap up

A new study has confirmed that women view men with psychopathic traits as more attractive. Now, I didn't finish the article just because I got sidetracked last night, stabbing the space suit to my fingers with a butterfly knife, so maybe you could elaborate. Until now, the link between psychopathy and attractiveness to women has only been speculated. That's how far I got because I started playing Russian roulette again, and after a gun click, I started laughing hysterically and knocked my computer over. And I would have finished it later, but I spent the night driving too fast down a dark road, staring at the passenger, whispering you ever feel like none of this is real,

which I know is a little low-co. And I would have fixed my computer had I not spent my night standing on train tracks, ignoring the warning bells, then calmly walking off the track at the last second smoking a cigarette, which my principle referred to as deranged. Speaking of cigarettes, when they say psychopathic, would that include putting a cigarette out on my tongue before leaving a couple let the games begin messages on answering machines using a voice box? Because I know it's a little disturbed. Well, I'm more concerned if it covers looking at a picture of my deceased mother screaming,

you never believed me because I didn't like the way she looked at me while I fed my taxidermy lizard, because obviously I got a couple screws loose. By the way, can I just give you one last warning to do this podcast to your own risk because everyone around me does eventually get hurt? Well, I hope not because if we have a falling out, I'm going to have to put your Polaroid up on my enemy's wall. And at that point, there's no telling what kind of twisted things I'm capable of, especially once the voices start.

Shouldn't be a problem since I don't feel pain, I am pain? And I've already written what I would do in that scenario on my manifesto using blood for ink, which my therapist says is a little cuckoo, but she'll get hers. You know, I think the Leafs are going to take the cup this year. They got a good squad. This guy's demented. The boys

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the fellas the amigos in the world Ryan Long Danny Polishuk we were hard at work recording extra episodes that are going to be coming out that's the kind of things that we do out here take the people into account grinding grinding

making sure that we're trying to make people happy that's all we do fucking sigma males over here on that grand one quick thing and I hate always coming back with my plane stories because I feel I feel we're a bit sick of them but I had to I went to the I went to the Midwest

and told so it was a 16 hour plane ride and I don't know 16 hours to get this also because they stopped and started a million times and it canceled my planes and we moved the thing and this and that but that's not the important part I was on the runway for an hour we're sitting there the pilot kept coming out being like okay it's going to be another 15 minutes and then at one point he comes out and he goes hey this our system for our computer is on loop so we're going to shut it off and shut it back on see if that helps so just so you know the plane's going to shut off and on. And then he went in the room and goes, boom, and then he comes on, he goes, I think we're good to go.

And I'm just like, what the fuck? You're going to, had you tried on plugging it and plugging it back in? He turned the plane off and on like it was an iPhone. Yeah.

And that worked. It was like a modem. Yeah, but it doesn't make you feel particular. You're just like, that's where we're at with the plane?

Yeah, yeah. It's just like fucking your Indian tech support. Dude, honestly to God, it was like, screwing me up. Everyone was kind of like,

what? The person besides? me, it was even like, what the fuck did you say? But it worked. Yeah. And then we end up getting there. People, it is one thing that people always say about the Midwest that they say the people are like over the top nice.

That's what Eric was telling me. I don't know, that area, but he was like, saying whatever you'd call that area, he was like people, the, the, everyone you talk to, it is a weird thing where they almost don't, they're so polite that they barely talk. Like, say hello to me. Hey. Hey. And then they just sort of stare at you.

And then it's like up to you to say. say the next thing. Like that was happening at every restaurant, everything. It was just like everyone was just kind of, you know, you meet people at the thing. Everyone was just kind of like staring at you. They don't know, like the real southern hospitality. Like they're not south enough kind of. I don't know.

Maybe they have it there too. But people are so over the top nice that no one speaks. That's not terrible. That was a weird thing. However, quickly I feel like we have to discuss the WMBA Dildo update. Sure. Because you've been sort of obsessed with this posting about it nonstop. It's been fluid situation here.

Yeah. I mean, it's there's a run on. dildos. There's a run on neon green dildos on Amazon. I posted about it a few days ago, both of the two main dildo suppliers were like, you know when it says like there's only like 10 left kind of thing, like we're running out and now they're both

sold out. That's so funny. But if you think about it because there's... That must have screwed you over, eh, when you went to get your mother load. Yeah, I was like, yeah, this is really ruining it for the rest of us. We know that you're a number one customer and we're doing everything we can to get the dildos back online soon. They need to be neon green, but it's like there's this

perverse incentive now with this stuff because you can bet on will a dildo be thrown. So it is this weird. And you can rig your own bet, right? Well, it's like this kind of infinite money glitch because you go bet on a fucking, you go buy a $10 green dilly, then you buy a ticket. Do you think the betting site would say that if you went and threw the dildo yourself, it doesn't count?

They'd never know, though, because Polly Market's like, you once you get arrested, the one guy who just did it, police reveal charges against WNBA fan accused of tossing sex toy on court. The guy's literally in the slammer. He got out on bail, but he's facing. counts of disorderly conduct, public indecency, indecent exposure. Dildo? Come on. These charges aren't going to stick, and you know it. He's doing damage. I think he's getting sex offender trials. That's crazy. They're throwing the book out of,

no pun intended. The Dildo book. The Dildo book. I mean, criminal trespass. I don't get that because you're like, it's only criminal trespass after you've been banned from the, like, because that's what happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. You know, you streak. For example, like, if you go streaking at like a, they're padding the charges. They're just giving them everything they can possibly hit him where they are throwing the book at him because you're like yeah you can ban him from w nba games that happens all the time ban him from the venue ban them from the league there's so many people that got banned from mbillan got banned you have from a wmba yeah that's what i'm that's right man mwmba that guy jitian went and did that sketch where he was

pretended he was falling asleep when he brought a pillow and sat in the front row yeah yeah yeah course people just fucking messing with them non-stop yeah i mean it's good content but uh you know if you get banned like there's people who like apparently there's people who if you like do stuff at like sphere like people are like yeah someone smoked weed and then they're like because it's owned by madison square garden so then like the company and they're like yeah you're banned from all madison square garden like venues yeah period or whatever but then you if you try and go then they go that's the the risk is to go well criminal trespass you for trying to come back you were banned before because they were banned before they don't check your ID no they don't check your ID they have

facial recognition technology I guess that's how they do it but still you're like yeah you were banned before and then now you're criminally trespassing to say he's criminally trespassing It's crazy, like, meeting a girl, and she's like, yeah, I do have a chart, so I can't fly there. And just like, for what? And you're just like, I'm, I used to be bad. You know what I mean? You were, I was the guy from the intro sketch. You're like, listen, I'm a fucking bit of a twisted guy.

Then she goes, what did you do so bad? Let's just say, you don't want to bring me to a sports arena. What the fuck did you get to fight? You don't want to be me, green dildo, a couple fucking high noons. I'm a bit deranged, so let's just say I've got some charges on my book. You're the guy in jail for throwing dildos. That's, you don't, I feel like you don't want to be that guy. That's a thing, I mean, but it's honestly, like,

Hey, Dildo boy! Yeah, you know, your presence is requested in Cell Block 4. Getting raped in county jail. That's what I'm saying. It's just trying to fuck with the Dillies. Oh, now he doesn't like Dillies, hey? No. I actually, do you like Dildos?

Oh, well, how about you try the real thing? Yeah, but, uh, I mean, this is, this is probably like, I've never wanted to tune in for a WNBA game, but now that there's like, to see if the Dillies are there. Now, now if there's like, oh, there's a chance, like, like, they should really There's funny Danny getting busted watching the WNBA game And you're like, why are you watching this gay shit? You're like, you don't understand. I'm waiting to see if there's dildos.

If a player gets hit by a green dildo. No, you don't understand. It's not, I don't like WNBA basketball. I'm waiting to see dildo. I want to see the dildos, yeah. But they should, like, embrace it. Like, you know, the Florida Panthers, like, whenever they, like, either way, when they win a game, everybody throws these little rats on the ice.

Rats? These plastic rats. Interesting. Or whatever. Oh, okay. There's some story where, like, someone killed a rat in their, like, arena or something. I don't remember the exact story, but they all throw rats on the ice after they win. so it's like the WMBA would never embrace this

but you're just like they can't but you're like man they win and just fucking dildos flying and just the vibe peeped courts just do yeah it also hurts hurts to get hit by a dildo from like the you would know I wouldn't up top you're like that's the part that I like I like a little pain I like a little pain like some fucking Caitlin Clark just has like a dildo size bruise on the side of her face it's tough anyways it's quite the debacle

I mean that's the thing so now they're implementing bag checks, but you're like, people... They already sort of did bag checks. They're checking it more thoroughly now. I guess for WMBA, because I don't even know if WMBA is like more women go to the games. I don't even know if that's

true. But you'll still, man, you tape it to the fucking... You think there's some dude... Tap it to your inner... Huge rod who's like having trouble getting through WMBA security. Nice try. Just because, yeah, like nice try, buddy. And he's got to go and he's like, no, I just got a fucking huge piece on me. And I'm packing like that. It's just like, oh, I got a fucking seven

incher on me. And they go, yeah, we're going to have to taking the secondary inspection. That's what Danny's idea, just like a massive comically large pieces, seven inches. Well, that's the size of the deal does. Just a comically large seven inch piece. Yeah, yeah.

Well, I mean, flasset. That's pretty fucking, that's serious. Who measures flassy? Well, you're not fucking walking into, maybe that'll be the protest is every dude just takes 10 Viagras and just like walks in their fucking WMBA game.

Just a rock hard. It's my body. Yeah, it's my body. Is that illegal? Is it illegal to walk around with a boner? Like, is that, is there, is that falling into, like, public, like, indecency? You have pretty good question because what are you, like, you have the argument to make that this is my bodily function. Yeah, it's like, my bodily function.

I'm just walking around. I'm like, I'm not naked. I'm not naked. That's what every dude. I would, yeah, and the police is like, put that away and you go, what if I could? Yeah, and then every dude's just like right outside of the entrance, just fucking trying to get it up or get it going. That part might be able to get it for. Yeah, but then they have a pretty good point.

Could a bunch of dudes just technically be walking around with bones? I feel like they're probably someone would make a stink about it. Yeah, but what would be the stink? They'd be like, you have to be inside when you have a bone? I don't know. I don't know the legality of it. I think they would try and just like these trumped up charges here. If you're trying to walk into a WMBA game with a, you know, you're fucking hard.

I mean, I wouldn't like it. Like, there should be something where a guy, like, I wouldn't like it if I was at a restaurant. The guy was just like standing there. Yeah, like your waiter just as a hard on it. He's like, I have a condition, okay. like one of those like you know those restaurants where they're like they hire all like mentally challenged people or like

yeah yeah yeah they're like we all hire people who just like we have people with the boner condition with the boner condition so all your weight staff is going to have boners anyways that's where the WNBA's at it's good the problem is is they can't they're in a corner because they can't embrace it I know they cannot in a million years embrace a funny joke and obviously it is a little disrespectful

I mean that's they it's literally league full of lesbians like you can't imagine they're going to be like crazy embracing of humor Sucks for the guy who started it, too, because he can't even, like, take credit for it. Oh, he got arrested probably. Exactly. No, I don't think the original guy they haven't found, the first one. He's on the run.

He's on the run. Hide me. He's doing my thing where he has to put on a wig and then move to the East Coast on a skateboard. He's in an attic somewhere. I'm bad news. Yeah, he goes, I'm illegal. I'm scared of ice. Dilly Frank.

Yeah. So the other quick one that was an update was, you were talking about this, but it's like fucking wild. so Meadow just gave this guy a $250 million contract 24 years old over like the course of a few years they offered him a buck 25 first and then he said no yeah he's like eat my dick yeah literally not interested this is I mean someone mentioned that this is the revenge of the nerds the future is here but I've never like it is to a level that is unprecedented revenge of the nerds right now it's normal to wear a shirt at the pool we're wearing we're all wearing glasses that's the biggest thing is they all put you in glasses it's normally wear a shirt at the pool and yeah it's just like fucking all this these dorks are getting paid like fucking lebron james there's gonna be like frats at universities and the the football player is gonna try to knock on the door and they're like he's like i'm i'm auditioning you know for the he's like the fuck out here

yeah the guy's the cornerback he's like who the fuck cares this guy just signed a 250 million meta contract crazy for dude that's like a NBA superbacks contract do you know crazy it is to be at a place and they're like that's the guy that just got signed to me meta. Yeah. Holy shit. Holy shit. That guy just got signed to Snapchat for fucking 80 mil. Getting his autograph and shit.

Yeah. Like that's where we're at. I mean, it is telling. They're doing a draft of nerds and they all come out like the original commercial where they were celebrating the MacBook. It is very telling, though, that like the value that these companies are ascribing to AI in the future is they're like 250 million.

Well, it's a guess though. But yeah. It's a guess. But they're, you know, they're, I mean, they're generally, they're not a wish. No, I think they're treating them like, this the CEO thing where they're go, you know, the difference between the number one guy and the number three guy is way more than

$200 million. Yeah, I think META signed like was, I think META gave out a number of these deals though. It wasn't just the one guy. It's just like a bunch of people got them. This is a very different world you're living in where the fucking smarty pans dude like that without having to start a company is becoming that rich. Yeah, not starting a company.

You're starting. Not in finance. You're hitting 25 years old. You got a quarter million dollars. Quarter billion at 24. A billion at 25 which means very likely you'll be a billionaire just because you're like this guy's sick at coding. Yeah, yeah, but I mean And then all the guys who do video games became like the big streamers

Yeah, you know, and people that became video like The world has really, really done a topsy-turvy turn and more than probably ever in history in the last five years. Oh, for sure. I mean, it's completely reorganizing. Imagine a nerd just walking down the street with his 10 hot chicks and just like five normal guys. He's just fucking giving them the finger

while his bouncer goes and slaps them. I mean, yeah, it's fucking NBA money, man. crazy. Bigger than NBA money. No, it's about, I think a supermax contract is like around it's like 60 million years. It's going to be bigger than NBA money if it's not already. It will, well, it will be because

Dude, this guy's going to be Mr. Steelier girl. These guys are going to legitimately live in a commune with fucking all the supermodels and you're just going to be begging, can I at least please look at them Mr. Can I please see it? No, you can have the AI version of them. Is this a white dude? That's a question. Yeah, it's a white dude. That's an interesting

little twist. Yeah, yeah, but also You'd expect to just be like fucking a list of Chinese dudes. Yeah, I'm sure there are some Chinese dudes, but the thing is it is actually more than NBA money because a lot of it is probably meta-stock, right? It's not just straight cash, it's not just some funny money American dollars, just kidding.

That's what I was saying. I was saying that I got banned on Halloween from planning events because last time my girl wanted me to bring her to a haunted house, so I brought her to the Federal Reserve because that's where the real horrors happened. She said, I don't find it spooky. I said, I haven't told you about fractional reserve banking yet.

And I go, you want to see something? Let me tell you what happened when they got rid of the gold center. Yeah, we want to see something really disappeared. Look at that money in your wallet is currently fucking disintegrating before your eyes. If that's not spook, if that's not a jump scare,

then I don't know what it is. Yeah, it's very scary stuff. That's what I've been saying. But yeah, it is quickly, the world has never changed at this level of a rate where you go, the jocks are fucking getting just usurped by the nerds. I know.

It is wild. But it's just, it's not even just the jocks. It's like rich finance bros from like fancy families you know what I mean yeah yeah I mean but it's only like like old money is just about to be spit on oh yeah yeah for sure but again it's only the AI thing like it's just like this specific yeah but that's gonna be the entire world that's like 10 20 years ago being like well that's just guys that work in the internet in some capacity yeah yeah just like yeah

just like yeah everyone well that's true yeah I mean it's crazy times yeah but first whoever thought you're just like going to fucking get your like computer science degree oh my god I got a cord of bill you waiting for me who the hell And like you said, not starting a company. That's the thing. Like, you're not an owner of the means of production. Yeah, you're just like, you're not even like, you're not even like a VP. You're like, you're employee number 40.

You're not steering the company in any which way. Yeah, but you, you're in the lab, toiling away. Yeah, they, dude, fucking Grock is getting in all the, like, all the, I don't know if you saw they have like this image thing now, imagine or whatever. And it's all just cranking out gooner slop. I don't know why it's doing that. know i don't know why like this is like we need this just like animate chicks who are scantily clad anime chicks so people type in their prompts of like what they want yeah and it's just like we talked about it's fatter yeah fatter yeah but they have this new like in tongue out

image thing tongue out yeah i mean i was seen before this actually there's some ai company fuck i can't remember what it's called like i'm just on my way over and they're trying to make this like new it's called showrunner it's like showrunner it's like showrunner. Showrunner. X, Y, Z, something like that. Or you just make a movie for yourself? Basically, they have these, like, worlds where this is like this preset world, and then you can just make, like, so they'll be like, yeah, say you, like, didn't like the ending of a show, you can just, like, make a new ending of the show and, like, all this stuff.

And then... I want a new Seinfeld ending right now. I don't know if it works for live action. I think it's probably all animated shit, but... And then essentially, like, you know, it'll be this thing... It's all going to end up the same way. Yeah, what if Marge had her shirt off? They're all...

They all are going to be used the same... March said the N-word with a sure of the I feel like the most original use case is just funniness and goon or shit Yeah, yeah, so Yeah, it'll be Say our stuff is fucking There's a guy that it was a

Because you know the places where you go Which I was just in one Where like the porn hubs off the map And you can't use it Which a lot of places are sort of adapting that And it's It is bizarre but it's maybe not the craziest idea To just be like at one point

You have to put your idea in so then You have to save the kids from themselves It's for kids That's the reason for it But the other side of it is like, you know, talk about, when they talk about like Epstein and Mossad and the whole purpose of that was to blackmail people, it's like imagine, you know, there's just a leak where they know every video, every dude's ever looked at. It's like, I mean, Google has that.

That's the thing. It's like, Google has your fucking search history, well, that's not good. You're like, oh, I'm using incognito mode, so they don't know. Well, that's a big topic right now. They've been talking about it, chat GPT, basically like, you know, people are asking a crazy stuff. How did I, like, how do I, like, get away with crimes? How did I dispose of the body?

Yeah, and they're like, yeah, we log all this stuff. Well, even in like, I mean, so many dudes are just like, you know, how do I hide my money so my wife can't get it in the divorce kind of shit? And then the divorce lawyers are like, okay, we want to see that. Yeah, I actually saw a thing yesterday. Where was it? I think somewhere on the news. And so there's like all.

It's a complete narc. There's all these companies, like, so if you're like offering a remote job in the United States for like some sort of like computer stuff, you know, it pays like 200 grand like computer. So there's all these like North Koreans who are applying for these jobs, which I guess is like illegal, but it's being facilitated by Americans who set up these like laptop farms for like the IPs. And like this guy was like, yeah, Kim Jong-un couldn't like that. This guy is, well, there's like I had a North Korean dude interview me or I interviewed him over Zoom and he had like a fucking white guy face filter on it. Oh, I remember that guy or whatever. And he's just like, you have a, he's like, do you have something?

I remember the white guy face filter. Yeah, but some chick who like helped facilitate it by basically like, I think, you know, people provide like social security numbers and stuff like that to like help them get these jobs and some chick got like nine years in jail for it. I mean, would you do a diversity, uh, higher job where you had to put the black filter on? Absolutely. Hello, Denny here. Oh, hello.

Your face and your accent don't match. Oh, it's so diverse. I'm so diverse. It's so fucking funny. I'm playing for a job with the Asian face filter. but anyways the way they pop these people was they're like one of the AI things was like they're asking AI all these questions about like

like what are the rules of football how do they know that I don't know somehow like they hacked their AI they hacked their chat no like I some I guess like the AI companies are like um cooperating with like the feds dude we're screwed the new world sucks I know and like dude they were like they were literally Danny's flipping me to be a doomer they were literally had questions like

um what time is lunch in america what are the rules of american football it's like literally the appoo when he wanted to become a citizen with the big foam finger yeah yeah cowboy you have to ask girl before you grab her ass yeah yeah what's the appropriate way to ask for bobs in virgin that is mental

and I don't love it no but the guy that was trying to go to the porn thing in the London and he's making a whole big stink because he has all these face tattoos, so I want to recognize his face. It keeps saying he's wearing a mask, so they're denying him gooning. Yeah, he can't do you.

And he's just like, I deserve to goon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's got the most tattooed, he's the most tattooed man. Yeah, and he's legitimately holding like a gooner pride meeting where he was just like,

this is discrimination against fucking tattooed gooners. I can't imagine they're going to make an exception for him either. Like, he's just like, yeah, I send it my photo and they're just like you're wearing a mask. They might have a manual process where it gets figured out, where he sends in his, you know,

ID and whatever, but it's a lot of fucking effort to bust it up. You're at like a kinkos photocopying your ID to like send to the government so you could jack off on the internet. You're like, this sucks. Back to the fucking... This is completely dystopian. Back to the woods for me.

Let's find some fucking... That is peak dystopian. You're in line to get all your gear and you're, you know, getting a passport, your green card, everything just so you could... Just, yeah, jack off. One nut. Yeah, just so I can jack off on the internet. Your wife, what do you have on the schedule today?

A lot of stuff. Don't worry about it. I'm such a busy day. That nut would be solid when you finally when finally all the stuff does go through and finally they get you

the green light. I guess they'll probably that guy's going to be in here for a while. Probably what's going to happen is like there's just going to start being, it's going to go back to like,

you know, especially with how cheap hard drives are where you can just buy like a fucking, you know, a 10 terabyte hard drive. Yeah. I'm just like every video ever.

I guess. I guess. I guess. You just go, this is easier. It's better than having the government having my info. Yeah, for sure.

No one like, Everything in the future has to be taken place in a cave if you don't want the government to be on your ass. I'm telling you, that's what it'll be, how it used to be, like, the boxes full of porn mags in the woods. It'll just be like boxes of hard drives. And you're like, oh, maybe this is a Bitcoin. You're like, second best thing. Second best thing. For a kid, it would be better than Bitcoin.

It's like, you know those community libraries that they have where it's like take a book, leave a book? Yeah, for poor people, yeah. Take a book, leave a book kind of thing or whatever. It'll just be like, take a hard drive, leave a hard drive. That's a real scumbag. the Los Angeles area with just all quagmires. Yeah, all fucking just pervy dudes are just like super

sex positive people. That's super sex positive. Like family, just take a hard drive, leave a hard drive. Yeah, sex positive and distressing of the government. All ethical. Yeah, the Venn diagram. Yeah, the Venn diagram.

Just very ethical. Do you have to, now, if you're someone who buys pornography, do you have to, like, is this verification only for, like, the free sites? I think once you get a credit card involved, you maybe not yeah so if you're like hey i just want to go buy porn i think then you're putting your credit card you're getting you know you're on you're on the grid either at that point they're like you have a credit card so buddy they're forcing you to make chat gpt the ask all and then they're

just like so every thought you've ever had and every question you've ever had i mean i think most people's chat gpt logs if you looked at it you'd be like this guy who the fuck is this fucking crazy psycho probably some weird ones i mean you're over there just arguing with it all day Danny's over there, 4.5, 4.5, that's nice, right? Tell me it's nice. No, mine literally is like, how do I make shrimp kebubs? Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's how innocent you are?

I don't, yeah, I don't, actually, I mean, I use grok way more than Chad GBT. What do you do when you're wronged? No, so my, my, my, Chad GPD is all, like, recipes and just kind of vague stuff, and then my grok is all just, like, race and crime statistics. Because I know the GROC will give it to me straight. Grock does give it to you straight a little better. Well, speaking of the positive moms, this is probably my favorite one.

So this is, am I the asshole for putting a stop to my 12-year-old daughter's period party? And basically this mother forced her daughter to have the party and she didn't want to. My 12-year-old daughter is really shy and at a home body. So the dad's writing this. She just got her first period.

Wife gets home later in the day. Daughter tells her what happened. Wife starts crying. My little daughter is growing up. Then asks, who should? be invited to the period party so the mother's a happy camber you know what i mean oh is it all like kind of like everybody that's like all like red kool-aid you know everybody drink your period blood it's red rum themed party yeah yeah it's all like yeah yeah it's all like that shit so the mother's in

awe she's like oh my god you know finally because she's had this she's had this plan forever right like it's a kinsenera daughter immediately closes off says she doesn't want a period party wife tries to enlist my aid in changing her mind but i tell her she doesn't want one don't worry about it so mom at this point is not taking no for an answer and are you inviting like man like do you invite the like how does that work is it like a every pervert in the neighborhood no but is all like kids from the school or like from the grade are getting invited i think the mother needs other families to come so she can show off that she's doing this i think that's a big part of it you might have the kids there but probably it's

more important to have like the other mothers like her so she can be like oh you didn't have one for your daughter i guess i'm just a little more enlightened than you but i think that's what happened she goes to her daughter and she's like yeah obviously we're having a period party she's like I don't want it and she's like hey can I speak to you for a turn the chair around like it's gotten into you yeah you're really fucking me over right here you know many red balloons I bought yeah it's gotten into you I'm pretty sure thousand red balloons is it you know of course of course so you know pussy hats aren't gonna wear themselves so mother's not happy dad's and the dad obviously signed up for this

kind of bullshit life but he's just trying to call balls and strikes here yeah that's all he's trying to do he's like she doesn't want it daughter doesn't want this bullshit. Obviously, I'm about this life. We do all the wacky stuff. I go to you with you to your poetry readings and everything. Yeah, all the shit. But she doesn't want it. But she does it anyways. Two days later, I got home

from running errands, and before I could even make it down the stairs, my daughter runs up to me asks if she can do her homework in my office. I'm confused, but I say, sure, she bolts upstairs. I walked into the living room to find that my wife has not only decorated it like something which wouldn't have looked out of place on

my Super Sweet 16, but there were several family friends, all women, a few I recognized, as neighborhood mothers. So to answer your question, she's got every neighborhood mother, she's out there handing out flowers. What a nightmare. You're like, I don't want to make a huge deal out of this.

Right, and the mother's coming out running. What would you do for like a dude? You're like, your fucking kid bust his first nut? That would, yeah, that would be the dude version. Yeah, you're like wet dream party or something? Yeah, this sperm party. Yeah, the first wet dream. Everyone comes in, you're wearing sort of you know, flipper outfits.

It's everyone's, the original naked gun, big condom on. Yeah, giant the condom on. Safe sex, yeah. He goes, old Timmy had his first wet dream. And he hands him his first playboy, not on a hard drive, old school. Page is stuck together and just like he did it, just like his grandfather did it. Yeah, yeah, old school, full bush. I'm going to start you here.

We're going to get you into the good stuff, but this is the door opener for us. Not great. Yeah, and then so the mother's having to flip out. She's got every creep in the neighborhood, all the other mothers, the bus driver from the local house. It's just five mothers from the neighborhood and one bus driver. She comes out. Here you got the period.

Nice. And what? Burke Kreischer started this? Yeah. Well, he says something, there's some reference to Bert Kreischer or like, I guess, Burke Kreisher, because he's referenced in this article. I think Burke Kreisner had a joke about a period party. Oh, okay. He had a joke about a period. Yeah. I beckoned my wife

into the hall. She asks where our daughter is. I tell her she wanted to do homework in the office. My wife rolls her eyes at me, starts to move past me, but I step in front of her. So there's a big, big conflict in the Lib family. Yeah. And the mom's like, where is she? We're Cooper's. No, she wants

this. I'm telling you, she wants this. She doesn't want this. She wants this. She doesn't much I spent. You're making me look like a fucking conservative in front of the neighbors. It's like, might as well, just put a maga hat on me. Yeah, put a mag hat on me. If we can't do a free party, then what can't we do? This is the conversation. They had wife.

Going to get our daughter, it's her party. And then me. She told you, he specifically doesn't want one of these. Wife. Oh, she didn't mean that. This is an important time for a girl. She needs to know and not be ashamed of her body. I'm doing my feminist mom. There's a real feminist mom vugs. She needs to know she's not ashamed of her body. And then me?

She's not. I already explained to her. She doesn't want to talk about it anymore. Wife. I don't expect you to understand that. This is for women. She actually tried to push past me. But is this not feminist mom to the Meg? Oh, totally. She's out of my way, patriarchy. you're sleeping in the basement again tonight

dad's definitely spent a few nights in the dog house and I don't mean that figuratively I mean that literally yeah he's in a little crate like a fucking just locked in a crate the dad 100% is doing his Zoom calls from his crate and the other people at his work he's just like what's the chain link in the background he goes I wouldn't let my wife do a period party for her daughter

this is where I live now I live in the crate in the dog dog crate wife I told you it's where around good. We can't let her grow up with a negative attitude towards something so natural. For her own good. I don't care what she wants. For her own good, down a party.

Like, you're not making her fucking smoke a pack of cigarettes because you popped her smoking one. Yeah, yeah. Like, she just has to have a period party. That's for her own good. Yeah, and I've taken all her razors away. No shaving. Yeah, yeah. Yes. Oh, my God. If she caught, if this daughter's shaving her armpit, she would be just like, so

am I to understand that you're embarrassed of your body? Basically. We got, we have bigger problems. You're going to have to go to therapy. And she's like, Mom, you already made me go to therapy five days a week. Well, we're going six, I guess. This guy kind of laid down the law, though. Yeah, this is, this also, he says he did in his article, but this might be the fantasy

that he's writing out. Right. Yeah, exactly. In his mind, he was like, she pushed past me. But I put my foot down and I said, no, everyone go home. Period. Parties over. In reality, he's lying on the floor while being used as a dormant while the local

ladies walk over him. He's sitting there as a stool. Well, three of the local neighborhood moms have their feet on his to go put on the fucking tampon mascot costume and come out and entertain the kids that's what's actually happening he's coming out and dancing like tampons he's dancing like a human male tampon while the moms and while the moms throw fucking tampons at him and that's the game they're playing he's in a dunk tank he's in a red dunk tank but in his mind he's writing into what an article is this again he's oh this is red he's writing into red it being like and then what i said was no

She goes back in the living room Tells the other ladies Parties off her because I'm being a jackass Well I love the feminist mom voice Oh my husband's being a jackass Parties cancel I lose it

Follow her in Let the women know I appreciate What they wanted to do But our daughter made it explicitly clear That she did not want this party My wife's trying to pressure her into it Several of the moms frown at her That's shame

Yeah I'm like her you're really giving it to him huh mothers hate that for me she hate accountability too and he's going out of from a feminist angle I'm doing it from what the daughter wants yeah the mom's like she doesn't know what she wants because I'm the woman that knows all the best for all women for my old life and she sort of has the argument where she goes yeah and the daughter wants that because of society and you what she actually wants is this which I know because I'm a woman and I'm in tune with what they actually want which is to shave their armpit not shave their armpits yeah be gross put take period blood

wipe it on their face like fucking Rocky Last of the Mohican style Last of the Mohican style And scream I am woman Hear me roar at the top of her lungs Before going to a poetry reading Nightmare

Nightmare mother right My wife's been pissed at me for a week She's been stomping around Yeah just really This woman stomping Tom Conner She's cooking around that house Angry Camper Just stiff arming him elbows to the face

Yeah you're like Just take the L here lady She's not She didn't want it I don't even she doesn't even know if he cares for women's rights anymore, you know? Probably doesn't. Claiming I undermined her authority as a parent,

and I made her look bad in front of the neighborhood moms. Oh, that's what she's really. That's her real issue here. She's like, you embarrass me in front of the other neighborhood moms. That is so funny. However, that is vintage stuff, and it's still going on out there. Yeah, yeah.

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I don't know if you would be a cruise guy only because I think like, um, like I think you are like a mentality-wise a cruise guy but then I could also see you not liking the rocking of the water. Well, I don't care about that, I don't think. No, no, I don't, that doesn't seem like something that would bother me. But I've never done on a cruise and no girl I've ever dated ever wanted to be on a cruise. They always see that as beneath them.

Sure. They see that as like fat, like slop things. Yeah. Whereas I see that as like the pinnacle of vacations. And you look at the thing, you go, it's actually not sloppy. It's pretty nice. And you go, but it's a comedy cruise. It's the guy, I'm doing New York Comedy Festival in New York.

and the guy who does that he wanted me to do this and it was like you know like a good deal and then nine of my friends are going like Sahib's there Andre Kim's there so it's like where does it go to there's Maddie Wiener's there it's like seven or eight

like people that I'm actually like pretty good friends with where does the cruise go to? Don't even know I think it starts in Miami goes to a few different places every day go somewhere new they have a buddy they have a gym in them yeah they're like it's like a fucking mall on water

it's crazy they have a casino in the cruise a gym. I do like three sets, like three nights in a row. I do an hour, but it's not like you're the entertainment. It's like... Just one of the things. Yeah, there's probably music. Right, but my point was normally you're like the comedian. This is like they're billing it as like, here's these famous people. It's like there are rock cruises and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a little more like that.

Probably in between like a rock cruise. Don't seek any booze on them. Because I think they're billing it as a comedy cruise, but I bet you some people are like, yeah, I don't know. Is there comedy? I guess so. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, the comics, we know who do cruises are like these or hell. When you're on like a carnival cruise and it's like, yeah, this is like... But people who've done like, speaking of Burke Kreisner, people have done like those type of cruises or the 3-11 cruise?

3-11 cruise. It's kind of cool. Yeah, that's cool. Okay, so I'm not trying to get deep into Sydney, Sweeney, because we've talked about that enough, right? But there is a race war happening in advertising right now. Not to mention the Cincinnati race war. There's race war.

The world is becoming like a bit of a race war. Yeah, race war's popping off right now. It does seem like it. So Sydney Sweeney's ad Obviously became a race war And then Beyonce Released her one Which was the same ad

But she's like What for? What was her Was her for American Incola as well? No, I think it was for some other gene company Fubu Uh Aniche

What do you pronounce it? NYC And is it Inece? Yeah, it's Inecee Levi's. Levi's. So Levi's came out And Levi's jeans for blacks

but it's like crazy where everything right now is turned into a race war yeah i know they really just did not like the fucking referencing genetics and then duncan donuts tried to get on yeah the dunkin donuts one was weird just because it was like unrelated and they're like what's dunkin don't don't know sense and it was a dude too what are you doing yeah you also don't walk into what dunkin donuts and be like man everybody in here is such good genes exactly it's the pinnacle of humans like fucking smashing a baker's dozen of donuts right now Excellent genetics. Guys just burping out his ninth crueler.

You're just like, who made these people in a lab? I don't know. The summer I turned pretty is the show that this guy's on, I guess, or a movie or something. I don't know what that is, do you? You know, girl, thing's probably better than me,

but Gavin Casaleigno. And then in his thing, it honors his genetics while hawking the company's new drink. Look, I didn't ask to be the king of the summer. It just happened. The 25-year-old says, This tan, genetics.

I just got my color analysis back. Guess what? Golden Summer. I guess maybe the argument is they were saying coffee is golden with milk and he's golden. What's the product he's hawking? Was there like a new drink or something? The thing is I've never heard of this guy. I've never heard of this guy, apparently girls did.

But the moral of the story is, it's another one where they're just like, this is an ad for the white man. And then the other, you know, Beyonce is like, this is an ad for the black man. You know, and it's, you go, it's quickly gotten to a place where ads. are like, oh, is that an ad for white supremacy? Or is that... Your ad now. Is that white supremacy? Or is that black people are the best? And diversity is amazing.

Yeah, I don't... People do not... Well, you know, a certain type of person does not like... Generally, you know, feminist mom type doesn't be like, I don't like you referencing genetics in your ad. For sure.

I mean, they do know what they're doing. It's not like the people... Again, we've... Probably everyone's talked about the Sydney-Sweeney thing too much. But my point is, the broader point I'm making is with... this, you know, the Cincinnati thing, it's like, if you die, for example, you better have race be a part of the story in some way.

Like, you better be a white guy killed by a black guy or a black guy killed with a white guy, or no one will care. If you were kidnapped, it better, there better be a racial component. Yeah. Because there is no. Nobody cares about intertribal violence. Yeah, nobody gives a shit about anything that happens right now unless there's a racial component. New York Times did have a funny article. They've been having a lot of ridiculous articles,

but New York Times has an article in relation to the Sydney thing where they go, the right is obsessed with thinness. The right wants you to die. It is funny though. How do you not write these articles? I mean, you know, to be honest, it's like, not to say that they're obsessed with thinness, but it's like the left was kind of obsessed with fatness. Yeah, that's obviously what actually happened. Yeah, that's what obviously happened. And then the right's like, well, we're not doing that. And they're just like thinness. It was like, you have, one point, we're having fashion shows where the person had a fucking

peg for a leg. Yeah. They were like 800 pounds with a peg for a leg. And a beard and was supposed to be a woman. And you're like yeah, so you guys are getting crazy. So this is kind of just the pendulum swinging back. If you always bring it back to like your own house to make it, you know, more

you know, you remove the the broadness in society and you're just like, okay, imagine you had a wife that put on 700 pounds and then you were just like this is crazy and she's like you're obsessed with thinness and you go I mean if you put on 20 pounds after a kid or 50 pounds after a kid and you're accusing me being a obsessed with thinness because I wouldn't even give you a cushion we have something to talk about yeah but you want to be

bopping around our condo yeah you're in a mobility scooter being like this guy this wacky guy is like he's nuts you're like no it's just like not healthy and I mean obviously everybody knows you go like even if you take physical looks aside you go let's just do their blood panels and see who the more healthy ones are right like the fucking you know, the Lulu Lemon ads or the Nike ads from five years ago models or like Victoria Secret or like whoever they got now.

Right. They're just like more healthy. I don't know. They said that the reshaping, the rights trying to reach the Christian influencers trying to reshape beauty standards promoting diet culture.

Diet culture is always one that makes me laugh. The culture of diet. Which has like literally been prevalent nonstop since like what the 70s or something? This toxic. Literally it took like three years off of being in shape and then they're like this toxic diet culture always always makes me laugh too just like walking

around like many cities in america and be like these people are obsessed with diet as anyone from anywhere in the world walking around ohio and saying that there's a fucking diet problem i not to shit on ohio i don't even know what the right references for fat people who's who do you think the fattest place that's a good question fattest place i'd guess like mississippi or something west virginia maybe west virginia had some beast when i was well technically probably Hawaii is dude you go to it sort of like turns you West Virginia thank you it sort of turns you off because you would go to a Wendy's

and the people working at the counter like so morbidly fat that you're just like you know what actually nothing yeah I guess I'll try a Wendy's salad for the first time in my life dude it really does turn you off because if you walk into a restaurant and all the people serving and making the food are like so gross you're just like it's like walking into a store and all the yeah you know you're all gonna buy some buy a shirt and then all everyone who works there is like disgusting. You're just like, or maybe I won't

actually, yeah, maybe I won't buy anything here. It doesn't seem like it's working. Yeah. I mean, that was, was it Abercrombie? They had that whole thing where it was like every, you had to be like hot to work there. Yeah. Remember they had, I don't know. And then it was Hillfigure had the OG actual racist ad, I think. Was it Hill figure where he was like, I only want white people to wear my clothes and it was late.

Well, he said he only wanted white people to wear his clothes, but then he also let black people steal them. He was like, black people, he was like, he had something where he's like, yeah, we like let them steal our clothes because they like set the trends. Is that true? Yeah, Tom. I'm pretty sure. He was really just letting it fly, I was saying... Well, this is when you could say that, when it wasn't even that controversial, where he was just like, yeah, you know,

like we fucking let black people steal their clothes. Did he actually say that? I believe he did say that. Tommy Hilfiger. Maybe this is some sort of racist fever dream I have. Dude, there's so many fever dreams that became rumors back in the day. Nowadays...

Yeah, I could have easily been a rumor. Rumors don't stick as hard because nowadays someone tells you something and you immediately look it up and you confirm it. But back in the day, you actually just lived thinking that Michael, that Marilyn Manson took out his rib to suck his dinner. I know.

I know. Now we... Is that debunked? No, so it says, and this is from the ADL, so I don't know if... Ah, your boys. But it says, that's a rumor. Tommy Hilfiger fashion, not intended for minorities. They're saying, that's a rumor.

So he never said that. Yeah. I knew that that was not going to be a confirmed one. Because, you know what? As I was saying that thing, like, that was, like, definitely from when I was, like, in college and it was, like, pre, like, when you could fact check this stuff, so I don't... Rumors, you. used to stick man dude they'd literally be like oh this guy um what were some of the big rumors

there was fuck there's one actor one that i was trying to think of that i i can't remember ah forget it do you remember any of those good rumors like michael maryland manson yeah there's like the gerbil that's what i was thinking about yeah yeah rod stewart and richard gear yeah rod stewart drank too much cum and had to have his stomachs the stomach those were the three bangers there's maryland manson's ribs richard gear chirpull. Yeah. And then Rod's due to stomach pumped because it's

semen. Good shit, man. Those are better times. Those are way better times. Those are the times that you can just be at like chopping it up with some random. You go, you hear about this rod stuart? And nobody's like, um, excuse me. Excuse me? Debunks. Nobody knew anything was debunked.

Yeah. I liked it better when things didn't get debunk. You just joined a time when you all believe Rod Stewart have to get a stomach pump from drinking too much gum. And you just go, yeah. These fucking perverted rock stars. This is the kind of stuff to do. That's the kind of shit that they're up to. Worshipping the devil, Rod Stewart. Yeah, that's what they do. But, so they wrote this article and they said, it's defining what is normal and a very narrow ideal of womanhood. Basically

the same kind of stuff you've heard before, but the reason why I did write some of the quotes down is because this one thing was really making me laugh. In a moment where we see fewer female leaders across the board, the idea that women should be physically smaller, goes along the lines that they're not going to be the ones taking up space. So, what? The argument this article is making is in the Trump age, fewer women are in positions of power,

which I don't even know if that's confirmed or not. I don't think that's true. I don't think that's true. But they're saying that so in Trump's America, they need women to take up less space, and that's part of this diet culture is they want women to be physically smaller, so physically take up less space. I always understood that taking up more space was like a, not a physical thing. Me too. Yeah, it was just, but I think

a mentality. The person who was writing this article feels like they did it at 8 a.m. you know, the night before it was due. I had to get it and hit that deadline. But that's just so funny to me being like, women, we need to get fatter, so we take up more space physically, but bigger presence.

You go, it's like, we don't have more women working, but if every woman gets 20% bigger, then there's technically more women in... Yeah, by mass. Yeah, if you look, you go, what percentage of this boardroom's women? and you go, well, by mass. Yeah, by weights, it's unfortunately 65% right now

for some fucked up reason. By people 20. Isn't that good stuff? Yeah, that's crazy. Crazy shit. I saw those, there's some funny things, though, when I, the internet every now and then. They're like, Nelly Furtado, I guess, like,

really put them on Canadian royalty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a bird. Yeah, they're giving it to her and Jennifer Love Hewitt. Right. put on like a bunch and it was like a big Twitter. I think it was on Twitter where she posted like here's her tour

and it was a photo of her and the top comment was more like Nelly Fat Lardo like 100,000 likes top comment more like Nelly Fat Lardo like a cow that classic 8 year old shit

I'm like a cow I can't fly away Yeah, that does kind of suck That's Of course Yeah If you're like I'm trying to think

What would There is a point Where you say I mean Marilyn Le Manser got pretty fat And he got He didn't Avoid the jokes and stuff I guess

No Okay by the way Yes If a dude That used to be skinny puts on weight Obviously he's gonna hear about it And if you're

Especially if you're famous And if you're a performer Yeah Yeah definitely if you're a musician You just like You gotta do the Iggy Pop Just starving yourself all the time If you want to be

Taking your shirt off and all that sort of stuff. But she's not taking her shirt off. She's pretty weird. She's wearing skimpy enough stuff. She has, but I think she was dressed fairly modestly, at least. Well, fine. At least nods to her to do that. You know, it is true.

And she plays the piano a lot, so she's sitting down. Whatever. Hey, once you have that much money, if you want to get fat, you want to get fat. Yeah. Like, Nelly Furtado's not going to have trouble finding a man, you know? No. I mean, I'm sure the explanation is she's like, yeah, I have a bunch of kids. And I don't want to, you know, make this racial.

But the community of people that she's probably dating is, is a little. little more accepting a certain type of body. They're a little more body positive if you want to use the vocabulary. Yeah. Yeah. She does, how many kids does she have?

I'm trying to see. Yeah, she has got three kids. So she's pretty much... This isn't about her. It's just about the internet is sometimes so fucking funny. Brutal. And men, brutal.

And also immature. Like, the internet does sort of always, like, retract back to, like, eight-year-olds in high school. Or in elementary school. I mean, it is funny. Nelly fat lardos. It does seem like you can't beat it. You can't beat a crappy little joke like that.

Like if your name was Nellie Furtado in elementary school and you show up after summer and you gain fucking 20 pounds, you're just Nelly Fat Lardo. He definitely would have been hit with Fat Lardo in my school. It says what it is. You did anything weird at my school. You were getting fucking dead. And the kid who came up with Nelly Fat Lardo is a fucking king. He's definitely the king, eh?

Kiss the ring. Kiss the ring. That's the guy who came up with Fat Lardo. It's comic genius. Comic genius, Nelly Fat Lardo. I mean, just games the game. Katie Perry, Justin Trudeau seems like it's a little more confirmed than the rumors were unconfirmed last time.

Yeah. I mean, he's, dude, the guy's a pussy hound. But the thing you have, he's got pussy hound in his jeans. He does have pussy hound in his jeans. But his mom, his dad. The thing you forget is Justin Trudeau is like a prima don't a little bit, right? And the only thing they say is the number, you know, that was used to be, uh, In music, all of the jokes about musicians, the big one was like, you know, how does a female singer change a light bulb?

She just holds it in the world changes around her, or turns around her. Yeah. But that's like, there's no one that's more of like a high maintenance prima donna than a female singer, especially when she's famous. Oh, Katie Perry especially. She thinks she's a fucking nightmare. So she, oh my body. Yeah. Probably like just a real chore.

Yeah, for sure. Yeah. And I mean, you know, he's a good looking dude. he's young. She so often comes home and she's in a mood and doesn't tell you why and takes it out on you. You're just a punching bag and she doesn't want to tell you why she's in a mood. Yeah. How old is she? Is she 40 yet?

Yeah, probably about that. Yeah, so it's like, you know, it's probably good for Trudeau, good for her. Hey, nothing wrong with... She's 40, yeah. But I'm just saying, I think that he doesn't realize that he's not going to be the prima don't in this relationship. No, no, and maybe he's fine with that. I mean, he definitely has way less money than her. Yeah, they could have a reality show. I mean, she sold this says 143 million records. Yeah, she's got cash.

She's got cake. I mean, I actually saw a thing of her. She was at Air Canada Center, whatever, Scotiabank, and it's like, it's like sold out. I mean, I guess she's, isn't she? Yeah, she's one most famous people in the world. Yeah.

The internet just sort of turned on it for a second, but it doesn't actually matter. Yeah, it doesn't actually matter. Like, she still is fucking huge. Right. But that started it. The race war that has been heating up, that you've been talking about a race war heating up,

which obviously the internet funnels are heating up. are heating up the race war, too. Oh, big time. But every time there's a fight. And I did a video about this because they said Cincinnati Street Fight proves Megas outrage over violence only shows up when race is involved.

And you're just like, there's some truth to that, but also truth the other way where you go, yeah, and you only show up when it's the other way. Yeah, it's not worth covering. It's just like not newsworthy if it's a bunch of... You can imagine being like Fox News only covers which probably is less to be true

because Fox News is somewhat like racially conscious because they don't want to be seen about that. But if you're like, the right-leaning internet is more likely to post on Twitter, a fight video where it has some racial component like black-eye beating up white people. And you're like, yeah,

and then CNN's more likely to cover a story when it's white guy being a black guy. It's like, does anyone even need to... Yeah, yeah. I mean, forever, it was like the refrain with like, you know, the George Floyd and the Black Lives Matter and every was like, yeah, well,

there's like, black people are like killing each other in Chicago at like a crazy rate and you guys literally will not cover it. It's not news unless there's a racial component. Yeah, it's just not news. Like mass shooting, you go, there's mass shooting every day in Chicago, nobody cares, because it's just black people doing it to black people. Yeah, so,

but I did a video about this where I was the guy who, uh, who titles internet fight videos. And you have to, you have to title them all in a way to make it seem like there's some justice being served or there's an injustice happening that you can be mad about. Because otherwise, you're just going to get four, you're like, okay, a guy punching a guy, like, okay.

Listen, I'll watch it, but I need their to be like a I need there to be a race war component of course I mean there is probably some element where you're like if you work at any of these news agencies you're like yeah we do sometimes post these things they just like nobody cares that is maybe a possibility too they're like every once in a while we do and then they just sit on page number 85 there isn't like this reaction this visceral reaction to like inter well doesn't tie into anything yeah it doesn't tie into anything yeah there's no that's the thing there's no injustice component versus like when someone is like,

has some crime committed against them for some characteristic they can't control. Right. And then you go, yeah, that's the injustice there. But there is the politician. Like if a tall guy beat up a short guy for being short, they go, yeah, there's something

there's not exactly what we're looking for. I'm listening. Yeah, it's like, it's not exactly what was the race. They were the same race, but it's like, he directly, the guy kicked a midget. Well, this one, they're sort of combined because in the Cincinnati brawl,

you watched it, right? Yeah, yeah, for sure. Which is wild. So basically, girl gets, like, knocked out. chick gets and then they were like you know and then they came by a guy right by a guy and they were like called them the N word that's what they said I don't know if that's been

substantiated I mean if I was a black guy that punched a girl that obviously I'd be like she was yelling it no one got what do you what of course I'd be going with that and I mean honestly like the country's probably fairly split on that where you're like well because the girl component too right

the jury yeah the girl component but you're like is that justified to beat someone up for calling a black person the N word and probably a lot A lot of people are like, yeah. This Congresswoman, there's like an old black Congresswoman. It's pretty funny because she's like cruising through the comment section. And what did she post? She goes, she's like a, no, she's like a city counselor.

City counselor or something, not Congresswoman. Cincinnati. City councilwoman. Yeah. But it's just funny. She's like a politician. She's like 70 years old. And she goes, she goes, they were basically begging for the beat down.

It's funny. Like a 70-year-old woman watching a woman get like punched out. I mean, like, cruised. I mean, like, the beating up a chick when you're a dude is crazy, regardless of what they say. Like, yeah, I don't. But for, like, the guy thing, like, I have thought about this where you're like, because people will be like, yeah, it's like, you know, like, black people will beat you up for calling them the N-word or whatever. But you're like, really, if you break it down, it's kind of like, a guy will beat up another guy for disrespecting them. Yeah.

Like, go walk into a bar in fucking Tulsa where you just were. And just, like, white guy, walk into a bar in Tulsa, it's all their white guys. and start calling every guy a bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See what happens. It's like you're going to get your ass kicked. And it's like he didn't necessarily, it was because you call them a bitch

just because you disrespect them. And you're like, if you just keep doing that, it's like you're going to get your ass kick. No, I think it's when some guys are like, you should not be beat up over a word and you're like, yeah, pretty wishful thinking. Yeah, like, literally that's what it is. He could go up to the Bronx and come out of me.

Yeah, go start. I should not be being punched and you go, okay, well. Yeah, in the real world. Yeah. Disrespecting guys as a guy and just see what happens. But the girl thing. The girl thing is obviously like yeah, like nobody will be like yeah, this chick started calling a bunch of dudes a bitch.

It's also a get out of jail free card too where you're like why'd you beat up that guy and you're like, uh, something racist. Of course, of course. But nobody would agree. That's the thing. This is where this kind of flips because you're like people are actually like, yeah, she had it coming. Whereas if you took my scenario where you're like, any chick who's walking around a bar calling dudes a bitch, you're like, she's not getting your ass kicked.

There's, you can, all of this, it is true because you're, it forces you when things like this happen to try to make rules but you're like all you can really be is like I would never in a million years. No. Like there's no scenario. You can call me a bitch a million times. But there is no scenario where like a if a woman's like punching a guy enough

or something that you wouldn't be like yeah I mean yeah he shouldn't have done that but like at some point you're like yeah that shit like that happens yeah like he was trying to like punching he tried to walk out of there and she followed him and was hitting him and you go at some point you go yeah yeah you're like I wouldn't and I think a lot of guys but this one wasn't this one

in my opinion wasn't that scenario. And a lot of people in your scenario, people would be like, yeah, she kind of did have it come. You're probably like 20% of people are like, yeah, under no circumstance. And you go, yeah, I don't know. As long as it was like not disproportional, you're like, she hit him 20 times. Well, the scenario that sometimes it maybe feels less crazy is when she's like beating up your girl. And the guy like gets involved because he's like. Yeah, sure.

Yeah. And then that's kind of like the chaos. That's like the fog of war thing. Yeah, sometimes. Right. So you're just on the internet sort of like backseat driving what's happening in a fight right now. but it is like I do find it interesting to be on that much of a side

where you're like a woman that can watch another woman get punched and being like the guys in the right and you're like a fucking city council doesn't that seem like that's a lot you gotta be heavily politicized on your issue

like punched where she like got knocked out cold you're like it wasn't even just like a fucking gut punch kind of thing it was just like yo but the whole cycle it's it's like an industry now because you know every time something like this happens

the news has their you know headlines and then on top of that she gets to go raise money so it's almost like a get rich quick scheme in a way where like people should be doing ticot videos about how to like you know incite a racial like a racial punching on yourself to then go raise money if you if you can incite a racial assault on yourself there is actually money to be made there is you know diehard's a good reference for how to do that oh yeah i think it might be hard to get your money if you do the die hard I can do the sandwich board in Harlem or whatever. It might not work out as well for you.

But, yeah. Crazy shit happened in Australia, though, the complete opposite. If you've seen, there's like four or five things, and I've been sort of collecting them, and then I sort of brought them all to the table today. What's going on in Australia? I brought a couple of the best ones, but a bunch of stuff. First of all, they've been doing,

they cranked down on, like, internet speech laws, right? And I've watched a lot of my friends who are, like, YouTubers and Instagram people just being like, oh, this is getting out of control what the Australian government's doing. then the Australian doctor just got found guilty of professional misconduct for sharing Babylon B jokes So this guy Dr. Cock? Dr. Cox so funny

Let's read this article Dr. Jarrett K-O-K What's his name again? What's that name again? It's Dr. Kock. What's that name? It's Dr. Kack. It's Dr. Kank. So Dr. Kank? Tough name.

Tough name. Yeah. Again, you wouldn't want to be at my high school Jareth Kock. Gerith Koch. Jerith, Jirth, Gok. Cox's the name. Yeah.

But Cox's like a boomer live a little, right? Yeah. Or sorry, a boomer conservative a little, right? He spent almost six years to spend it under emergency powers. He's been found guilty of professional misconduct for 54 posts. And all of the posts were just like straight up, like, uh, I didn't, what was it? Okay, so he goes, um, Well, yeah, it says like he denigrated LGBTQI plus community.

Yeah, but suggesting that homosexuality was a medical disorder. Again, it's like if you're a doctor, it's like, you know, there's like a higher standard for you. No, he didn't really, it was all of his things were just like, uh... Just sharing Babylon Bs. Yeah, I, it's like, I can't even think I had the top of my head. Like, you know the shit that, um, the Pope's brother was sharing? Yeah. It was like that kind of stuff. It was all just like 72 genders my ass. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, just like very fucking basic shit. Suggesting that Homeless actually was a medical disorder, but it was like a joke that was, you know, Dr. Koch expressed sentiments of violence towards racial groups. Some of his posts about COVID-19 contained misinformation. So just like the usual stuff that UK and... Basic online shit. Stuff that like, you know, 20% of, you know, dads in the world probably think very normal.

And probably there's a lot of doctors that go and have this, you know, these conversations behind closed doors. But he's at zero patient complaints, malpractice, 54 social media posts. Most of them were jokes. And it took his, uh, boys,

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when the ban on machetes takes place, we are rolling out through Victoria Police at 24-7 police stations, the safe disposal bins. These will be at locations right across the state. There'll be locations where people can come and lawfully dispose of any machete that they may already have

at one of these bins safely and securely. And we've done this because we want to get these knives off the streets. If you've got a machete, eh? You imagine someone just, you know, fucking huge machete just like I guess that is like sort of an Arab thing that they have the machete

I don't know but in Canada like the dudes in Brampton would have the big machetes what? Oh a lot of the African guys. It's like a tool to essentially like cut through the jungle like a tool but I mean I guess I'm Googling. In Canada and Toronto you would see it it was

also a tool for like dudes to have fights at a parking lot in front of their Honda civics. Yeah I mean I googled Australia machete attacks and they are happening Oh yeah This one's from literally

Okay but I'll tell you What's not gonna happen Is the a bunch of like the type of guy That's coming to slash someone with the machete Is not going to the machete disposal bin Being like I was actually trying to get rid of it anyway But I had nowhere to put it Yeah there's like no questions asked

Just drop it off it I can't really like a gang fucking machete fight You go yeah the gangs are turning in their machete Oh someone was just stabbed with a pen We're gonna have a box for everyone to dispose of their pens Oh, fists, someone did a punch in We have a box Everyone can come to dispose

At their fists in this box Yeah Doing another announcement We now have a slingshot bin If anyone wants to come drop off their slingshots We've had a slingshot problem Chainsaw bin I mean yeah

Like I'm not even I don't even I'm not like the most opposed to this thing But because again I'm like I don't think you need a machete For self-defense I don't oppose or not opposed I feel like it's kind of nothing.

Yeah, it's not going to... It's just these bins are so stupid. Can you imagine a fucking, like, super, like, gangster criminal? Just, like, walking towards, like, you know, walking there with this machete to drop off in the, like, community center machete bin? Oh, that's what it was. They had a shopping center attack,

and then this is the classic, like, someone attacked a man randomly at a shopping center, and then they just go... And it was a 16 and a 15-year-old. And so then they just were, like, Okay, we're banning machetes. Good luck. Banning machetes is one thing, but the machete bin to me is so fucking funny.

Yeah, it's like how they always had those like gun drives or whatever where you're like, remember you like get a toy, give your gun. At least you get a toy. Yeah, but you're like, yeah, the people who are doing this are not the people you're worried about, ever. That's the point. Ever. Yeah, so.

Most of the people that are up to no good are not going to drop off their weapon in a bit. I mean, there's some wild stuff going on Australia. You ever see that video in Australia of these like two dudes in like a fucking. they're like in a mall somewhere and they were just like getting into it and the one guy just like stabs the guy in the neck and the guy just like puts his hand here and he just like shooting blood

and he just dies. Yeah, I think I do remember that actually come to think of it. I was going, I was making the rounds. Yeah, I mean It's just interesting out there that they're clamping down on a lot of stuff. Yeah, and they're not taking our guns here. Yeah. Do you think you'd ever get a gun?

I'd have a cold dead hands. Uh, no. I don't see myself. gun guy. I guess if I had some scenario where I, like, move to... I'm definitely a gated community guy. I'm a gated community guy, too, for sure. It is really crazy, but you're a gated community, drop the TAD.

It is really crazy when you go back to Canada and you go, like, there's zero gated communities in Canada. I think someone is trying to start, like, that movement in Canada where they're, like, we need gated communities and, like, Toronto, especially with all, like, the thefts and all, like, the increase in crime and stuff. Yeah. It's just, like, a non-existent thing. And then, like, you go to, like, Florida.

And you're like, this isn't even like, these houses aren't even nice. And you can't get in there and they have a security guard and stuff. But you think you're like, oh, this is like a rich person thing. And like you got to live. You're like, this place was 500K. Everybody less. Like you're like everyone has a mansion. And then you go to Florida or like places and you're like, yeah, this is like, these houses are 200 grand apiece.

Really? Yeah. Don't you remember when we went down to Miami that one time and you were staying in a gated community? Remember you were staying in an Airbnb? And that was a gated community. That was a gated community. You had to go past like they had a little hut and like, you were. You know, you had to go past, oh, yeah.

Remember that? And you're like, that place wasn't, like, anything crazy. No, I wasn't. Like, the area was normal. But, like, there, it's just, like, I guess crime. I don't know if crimes were higher or it's just like, that's just a selling point or what, but, like, it's so normal to have gated communities. Yeah, I could see myself, though, like, there is a scenario where maybe if I ever lived

on a place that had, like, a huge backyard or whatever, and you set up a target and do target practice. I mean, I don't think you could do that. Have you ever, like, neighbors? I think that might be... I think the HOA might not be too fond of that, Ryan. You don't think I could set up a shooting range in my backyard? Maybe a BB gun.

Just a few people. But I don't think I'd ever have like the gun beside my bed sort of thing. No. No, I don't know. There's not a gun beside my bed guy. I don't think I am either. No. I mean, the thing is, is like, if you do that, you have to be a guy who like trains to use the gun.

You got to get every... Like, there's probably a lot of people who just have a gun under the bed. You're like, you ever shot that thing? It's like, not really. You're like, not going to work out. for you. But the truth is the fact, I've said this before, you don't need a gun as much as you need a house that looks like you're the type of guy that has a gun. So you put a couple of signs on your door that's like, you know, my wife's a Democrat, sleeps all day, love spending other people's

money, you know, or my dog's a Democrat. Like you have all these. Yeah, yeah, just all the boomer fucking stickers. You have all the boomer signs on your door. If you were a criminal and you were going and going house to house and this one guy's got just like fucking pure Trump mega. shit. Sure. Yeah, I mean, no question. You're like a bunch of, probably you're less likely to get home invaded in like Florida. Yeah, I would, I wouldn't invade houses that look like that.

I mean, there is some element though where if you live in a place where guns are like just acceptable, where you're like probably the rate of all home invasions goes down for everybody because nobody knows, right? Like, if you're a criminal, you're like, anybody could have a gun. I have no idea at this point. So you're just

like, probably you would think like home invasions in fucking, you know, Miami are like way lower than they probably are in Ontario well you can't compare them thing to thing but they might be lower than they would have been then they would have been they probably are yeah they probably are just because you're just like yeah it's fucking we used to have my old house and me

Jericho lived in and three of us we had all these signs I said beware of dog DAWG and just to like bother girls the girls you're supposed to do it in her kitchen we didn't have any bulls we only had three dog bowls you guys were eating out of them well we barely ever fucking made anything it was like it was honestly

mostly for like a joke and then we'd like the girls would come over and then we'd put like you know make yourself like a drink in the dog bowl and then just act like normal and the girls was like you guys are just idiots correct we had like a lot of dog paraphernalia kicking around and beware of dog signs

but it was exclusively to like so girls would be like this is stupid that's stupid take their guards down I like that Tucker Carlson was getting in trouble because people were saying his dad's in the CIA

and he likes it lied about it, but it's funny because recently... Well, he didn't lie about it. He admitted it and then... He admitted it and then he was just like, I didn't even know. And then you're like, you said it on Sean Ryan's podcast last year that you found out your dad was in the CIA

and that you applied for the CIA. Right, so he kind of said it and then he sort of rewrote the story but it's just funny to me that everyone was like you know, all of like a lot of right wing people, not all of them obviously, I think some people didn't give a shit, but some people were just like, oh, this guy turns out to be a liar because there's sort of, there's a bit of like a

purity thing going on on that side of the internet but it was funny to me because i'm just like they're like he's a liar and i'm just like nothing on the back scratches though yeah he also he also six months ago said that a demon broke into his house and left all these back scratches on his house i go that's above board entirely yeah yeah that didn't raise any red flags and you're trying cost fox news 900 million dollars that doesn't make him a liar though well i think it was because he was lying about the election machines like that that's what the thing was is that he was saying he like knew for a fact that the election machines were oh the argument was that he was like saying to people in text messages and stuff like obviously i don't think it was yeah i don't think so and then he was just like i guess maybe he's like no it's just sensationalism for news

that being said that you could also imagine a thing where people say different things with different people because he was like oh i'm texting this person i have to pretend that i'm you know oh no obviously i don't think that crazy but in his mind he's like i definitely think that and for the stuff he's saying now you're like i could definitely see him really truly believing that yeah 100% question yeah so but yeah women that we have creep of the year ladies and gentlemen let's go my people women pay me to teach them how to give great head and their boyfriends thank me wasn't this in there's a no there's a lots of these guys yes yes yes old school right where it's like andy dick is given the blow job lessons i couldn't remember the movie actually i'm glad you remember it's like literally andy dick like doing the blow job lessons

this gay bear dude dude this guy's bald right yeah it's like this bald gay dude bald gay guy old I don't think would you ever send your girlfriend to blow job lessons no would you wouldn't get her that for her birthday no I mean this is the thing that I'm always kind of like arguing

maybe not always arguing but maybe I've once in my life argue this but like the issue for most people if they've been dating a girl forever the issue isn't usually that the blow jobs are bad It's the issue is that they are seldom Yes You know what I mean

So lesson one should be like Do it sometimes Yeah sure I don't think there's a You know what I mean Can we increase the frequency Before we increase the quality I've had so many dudes

That are just like yeah Fucking never get Fucking head like that You know what I mean? Sure I don't think I've Had that many conversation With guys that are just like

She's so bad at head No No Like the odd time You have a guy like smash a girl once And she was He's like fucking teeth on that one I like dude

I remember there was this one girl who like literally like it was like where she just like couldn't figure it out like it was one of those things the magnifying glass and everything still couldn't she's like you have a pair of tweezers or something i don't know what's going on here but it was just like this one girl and like it was one of those things where it's just like she was really hopeless she just like couldn't figure it out what she did awkward i don't know well just show me I was just Punching it

That doesn't feel so bad There's a lot of this The Indian sunburn Trying to start a fire But besides that You're just like, okay You're now just on a spectrum Of like, you know, acceptable to great

Yeah, I've never Yeah, that's never really been an issue for me where you're just like this, you know, this... Like, can you, like, it's never been like, can you stop, please? Yeah. Like, this one girl was... I have once or twice in my life. We're like, can you please stop this?

But usually you're not just like... Mostly, I'm just happy to be there. You know, sometimes I don't like it when they have all these techniques. No. You know what I mean? You're, you know, a girl that goes to blowjob class and she's doing all this stuff and it takes you out of it, all this stuff sometimes. Yeah, sometimes if it's too performative.

Calm down, yeah. It's too performative. You're just like... you're doing too much doing too much yeah yeah I mean it's tough I could definitely see them going to this blowjob class and come back doing too much oh for sure

they put their head on and they spin their body around plus if I knew she went to the class and the whole time I'd just be like this is what it's like to get your dick sucked by a gay guy huh? This is uh it's pretty good why we cut out of the middle man

yeah this is pretty goddamn good I don't know how I feel about that I don't know man just something weird about that whole fucking shit sending your suburban wife to go blowjob definitely you're not sending your wife if anything she's like I think they are sending their wives that's crazy

there's one thing if you're just who do you think who do you think this is just like single it's a bunch of chicks who are like let's go do a blow job you think this is hussies going on in their own accord yeah like fucking in old school it wasn't like they send the wives I feel like you're wrong about that I feel like it's mostly like suburban wives getting sent Oh, that's weird.

Maybe you're right, though. I don't know. We can read the article and we'll see what he says. Good morning, class, he says, welcome to Blow Jobs 101. Please get out your zucchinis. Put your knee pads and get started.

Zucchinis? Zucchinis? What the fuck? Kneads? Dude, if you said, you're going to fucking comes out of the bathroom only wearing knee pads?

You're like, what? Fuck. Zucchinis. Zucchinis and knee pads? Seems pretty crazy. You could have just You know, we have plantains for everyone. You go, it's like, you should have screwed me over here.

Yeah, what's going on here, bud? Zucchinis. Today's instructor, me, is the last person you'd look on the street and say, that's a blowjob champion. Even I find my story hard to swallow, brackets, sorry. So he makes a lot of ponds. He fancies himself a funny man. Whatever I've called my classes over the past 20 years,

I've taught women and a few men how to give... It's funny, just one guy in the blood job glass. How to give a world-class head and also becoming self-empowering and having a blast. See, right now, already. The fact that he's making it empowering for them is I find that's going to be less hot. Yeah.

Yeah, you don't want to empower them. We're trying to degrade you. I don't know. I'll tell you, you know what I mean? There's just something where he's like getting head and you're like, somehow this is, she figured out a way this is empowering for her. Yeah, stop smiling.

What are we smiling about? Huh? I don't need them to hate it. I think you want them to be into it. But like, you don't want to be an empowering fucking, like, in her mind, she's listening to empowering music, just being like, you are a goddess, you are a queen. Yeah, yeah, not great. You're welcome.

Yeah, oh, yeah. That's the attitude that I think is, I don't like the, yeah, you fucking like that, don't you? Yeah, it's good. Yeah, you fucking do. Pretty good. Look at this fucking Danny Polish. I'm enjoying himself. He's never fucking had one like this, eh?

Love that. Yeah, you don't. empowered you're with a queen now okay yes you know that stuff i like right me neither i mean i mean no talking i know no definitely don't want to hear any talking no for sure no back in 2002 my theater friends uh were my very first class of oral students so this guy's been pitching like ever since he was just around friends he was like he was like anybody want to bj he's like a real real good host with the most vibes he's been trying anybody a drink a hot dog bj anybody I don't want a BJ

I'll teach you how to do a BJ You want a BJ being taught how to do a BJ? It's because you're a freak Yeah I was kind of remember when we were in I think Europe and I said I had knee problem And the guy just immediately started working on my knee And I pulled the knee out and he gave me And then he ended up sending me a whole plan

Of things to do with my knee That's this guy Yeah that's this guy He goes Yeah he's real fucking I mean it's his business I guess Yeah we finally reached a good place to stop After uh oh sorry My theater friends

we finally reached a good place to stop. After all this was an entry-level course. We toasted the future of oral prowess, ate the bananas, and parted ways. This is what you're doing. By the way, his photo for the article is him holding a bunch of bananas and then he has an entire banana in his mouth.

Of course he does. A little bit sticking out. That's the only thing that maybe you could teach them is be able to fucking get rid of the gag reflex. But I don't think that's just like you have it or you don't. I don't know if you can teach that. That's a good question. You don't think it can be learned?

I don't know I think it can I bet again your chick's fucking doing gag reflex You were born With that one So you're sort of biased

Girls doing Gag reflex training It's like fuck Weird Yeah She's just a fucking She thinks it's Joey chestnut

A sucking She just comes home She's just like Fucking got Sitting at the kitchen table Just like Oh I don't like it

I was sort of doing that joke When I first started I was a comedy The girl said She was an expert at Giving Head And you're just like Well you need

10,000 hours To become an expert Or something She better have been The Goodwill Hunting Where she just came in and she's like, I have, you have a gift. Yeah, it's preferable for sure.

The next day, I felt like a deer in the headlights when each of the girl's boyfriends tracked me down to thank me twice on the same day, a straight man I didn't even know, uh, and a, and said that A, he knows that I'm an accomplished cock sucker. And B, his girlfriend and I have discussed his sex, their sex life and knew that I knew what they were up to last night. So I mean, I can't imagine tracking the guy down. That's for not loving just fucking shopping for produce you know the guy's got a fucking grocery cart full of zucchini's and it's like hey are you beth's boyfriend no it is is the guy that wants to shake the hand of the chef

he tracks him down hey you john i just want to shake your hand man and want to admire your work i want to say keep doing what you're doing here doing great work doing a great service for all of us tip you yeah yeah tip you you got to be some loser and be tracking this guy down to shake his hand and thank him yeah my hope my hope is that this just

didn't happen and he made it up it can't have happened you know the only way that it happened is if he's still if he's when he said there's a few guys

this is his gay community guys yeah you know what I mean where I was the other gay yeah the gay guys for sure probably that gets around but he's acting like if your fucking girl goes a blowjob class

comes back gives you one and you goes where are you going I gotta shake the hand and the man that taught you that Yeah. I got to go right now. Can't wait. I'd say thank you to the man. I would absolutely hate that.

I also would not be a fan, my friend. No. I would never want to see that guy's face. I don't like the whole thing I don't like. Don't like any of it. No. Gay guys definitely think they can, you know, push the boundaries with people's girlfriends. Oh, for sure.

Yeah, yeah. No. Oh, I'm gay. What's a different? Like, again, if you're going to go do these classes. Yes, I'm grinding on your girlfriend. Do it on your own time. Keep it a secret.

I've definitely had some gay friends that I've watched them do stuff where you're just like, dude, if you're a dude doing that, you get the shit kicked out of you. Of course. Of course. You're like, just fucking grabbing chicks' tits. Oh, yeah, just fucking honk, honk. I'm gay.

What are you supposed to do? Basically a chick. I think they're gross. Yeah, I think they're gross. It's just fun to do this. It's in front of the guy. He'd be sitting there like, what are you fucking doing? Your hands off my woman.

Get your hands off of my woman. The darkness. Now, I advertised classes by, you guessed it. Word of mouth. This guy has a lot of No Laughing Matter style puns in his business. So he's sort of like a corny gay. Yeah, he's corny gay hall. Corny gay hall.

He definitely should call it that. Word of mouth. And usually once a month, I keep a wait list, small groups, Zoom class. Zoom classes. Zoom class. Do you come home with your chicks doing a blowjob Zoom class? She's on Zoom with a guy fucking deep thrown of zucchini. He's going pornob.

Women are professionals. I think that's one of those days. You've had a long day at work. You come home. You open the door. She's in the main area, just deep throwing a zucchini on Zoom. And you go, you just grab your suitcase. You're going back to work.

None of this fucking work from home nonsense. We've got to get you a job. You have too much free time. Work from home is over. Work from home just ended right now. And she's like, oh. Have you met John? Hi.

Oh, this must be This must be Daniel. Oh, Daniel, you're going to thank me tonight. It's like... But like literally, you're actually busy today. If you're a woman watching this, you want to take... Just go on Pornhub and just go watch 50 videos and you're like, you'll figure it out. Yeah.

That's it. I mean, honestly, though, you should also give them a list where it's just like step one, do them more. Yes, that too. That's 90% of the game showing up. Zoom classes. And then just because New York Times had all these, like, wacky articles, which I thought was, like, crazy. But I had a bunch of them, and maybe there's a couple on the Patreon. But this is a New York Times article.

Because they have been sort of, you know, they were the paper of record. Then they were the paper of broken record. Now they're sort of floundering a little bit. They're trying to figure out how to get their mojo back. Yeah. And they're trying to make these deals to sell all their data for AI. And they're trying to figure out what they are. But they go, donor organs are too rare.

We need a new definition of death. And they release this article by saying, And essentially the point of it was when people go They're on life support With their brain dead But sometimes they're not quite brain dead But they probably really low chance And we let these people sit on life support

But like we should be This is the conspiracy that people say And if you're an organ donor They're gonna fucking kill you earlier So they can harvest their organs And New York Times is out here With no irony whatsoever being like We if people are organ donors

We need to be able to fucking off them a little quicker I mean look you should be able to when you fill out your organ donation thing, just be like, hey, if I'm on brain dead, you can have my organ. Yeah, yeah, that should be your choice. That's your choice. But for them to just be like, hey, we're changing the definition of death. And you're just like, well, has anybody ever come out from this?

What are they doing? Like, what is New York Times up to where this is the kind of articles they're doing? And they're like, yeah, well, they're like, yeah, 30 people a day die, like waiting for organs. And you're like, that sucks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do what the rest of us do. Go to China. Get a Uigher one.

Yeah, yeah. Take a guy, bring him to your motel bathroom, cut his organs out, leave him in a pool of ice, yes. Yeah, what the rest of us do? When you need a kidney, I don't know. You're better than us, you get to, and then there was one article here. There's a lot of really funny articles this week, and me and Tony did a pretty good deep dive, too. Wife changes her husband for, wife charges her husband for lunch. Who pays for the food.

Who do you think? So he's just paying for the assembly. She's a TikTok. Yeah, she's not buying. Women? She's like pure profit business. It's a pure profit. This is a woman side hustle.

Yeah, a woman side hustle. Your husband buys all the food. He does the grocery shop. You just make him the food. Sell it. The customer pays for your room board supplies. Yeah. You just put the salami in between the two pieces of bread and voila, 14 bucks.

Put those craft single in between two slices of wonder bread. Boom. You just made 10 bucks. This is a can't lose business, folks. You need to get on here. If you are not doing this business, you are not caring about money. This is a get rich,

quick scheme that is a once-in-a-lifetime business. The only possibility here is this dude is like real tight wallet and just like doesn't really, he makes the money, doesn't give her anything. And this is like, yeah,

I was gonna give you this money anyways and now I'm getting lunch. I think you'd, I understand that you are right, that maybe there is some scenario like that. But if that was the scenario, the guy was that tight wallet, I think that guy would be like,

okay, well, I can seven bucks for me to buy lunch on the way to work. Yeah, exactly. Oh, you know how much a McMuffin is? It wasn't 14. No, and he's like,

and then I can eat at a different place every day versus the same fucking sandwich you make me every day. Exactly. Yeah, because now I'm going to have to start having some comments now that I'm paying, you know what I mean?

But the moral, but the- starts up a Yelp page for us as we hear of bad reviews. That's fucking diabolical. It's all the one-star reviews. You leave reviews for your wife's cooking. Oh, my God.

Dude, that's the best thing ever. Start a page. for your wife's cooking and then leave bad review. Hey, you want to be a business, you got to, we're going to treat you like a business, I guess. Hey, you know, I think good reviews and leave bad reviews, and you've been getting

a lot of bad reviews. I'm playing it fair, down the middle. I'm an unbiased, you know? Yeah, fair enough. Food critic. That's not going to be good for the album. Gordon Ramsey is not going to like hearing about this. That's going to be really bad news for the page.

I feel bad news. Honestly, I'm going to give you a chance to make it over again. You can make it up to me. This is a little cold. Yeah, yeah. That is funny, though, you go to work and the girl just gets a notification. Boop. Two stars.

Two stars. I asked for no salt and dressing on the side. If you're a business, though. This is quite salty, and the dressing was on the salad. Yeah. A mom of two, so she's a TikToker is what, it's more of, you said the other one was what happens when you leave a girl at home. alone too long doing her work from home job

this is what happens when they become TikTokers yeah it's literally walking around the house being like is this content literally scrubbing shit out of the toilet you go is this content I think this might be content what's the hook here oh I charge him for it that's how we get eyeballs on this

you're so right as a girl being like I'm a TikToker and you go what do you talk about you go I made serious this morning in that content? It could be. What if I charge for the cereal? That's content.

Then I make a TikTok about the charging. Then I make a TikTok about how other women can do this. And cleaning up and cleaning up after I eat. I think this is content. Yeah, it's content.

She posted the TikTok of the salad she prepped for her husband's work day. What really got people amped was the fact she charges him $13.50 a day for it. If he's going to spend it on McDonald's or whatever, and he's going to be putting

money in a stranger's pocket, why not put the money in my pocket instead? And some people might make the argument, well, he's put a lot of money in your pocket in the form of paying for everything. Yes. Yeah.

I think there's certain guys. They're just like, okay, let's just whatever your new hobby is. Yeah, of course, because this is way cheaper than your candle business.

And I got a fucking sandwich out of it every day. At least I get a sandwich at a little bit of it. The worst, though, is if she starts, like, kind of slack it and you have to have that conversation. Yeah.

You know, you're like, look, because like, this isn't, you know, I have certain expectations here. Like you forgot a couple things

Because you're really screwing her over I had to go get lunch today even though I paid you for lunch Yeah So it's like can I get a refund You are you are right because this is Instead of a situation where you're like Oh thanks so much for doing that You have a situation where you're like

Now valuing it And then she's like oh would you make a sandwich I made you a sandwich today and you go Oh I didn't order anything I'm actually going to pick up lunch And my friend she goes Well he still have to pay me I go but I didn't ask you to do that

She goes I have a 24 hour cancellation policy so it's on the sign it's on my website so but i didn't want you to make it today i've actually kind of sick of them and she goes you're what and then she goes well what am i going to post about on my tech talk why don't you just make the sandwich so you're kind of like double screwing her over yeah you are really fucking her over all that's good content though because my fucking husband declined my lunch breakfast today my what what to do when your customer when you lose your only customer yeah i go my only customer kind of might be on the rocks you come, you come home, like, she has some other guy on his way to work, picking up sandwiches,

and you go, what are you doing here, Doug? She goes, well, if you would have to buy my sandwich sandwich, right? I wouldn't have to sell out of a duck. I wouldn't have to take my sandwiches to the open market. Yeah, that's like when they say, you know, like, you know, don't, like, hire your friends because yeah, this is that times a million. It's like, don't hire your wife. As your chef.

Because if you hire your wife, you might have to fire your wife. Exactly. And when you fire your wife. you might as well you know stick the bullet in your own oh buddy to have it just have to sit her down and be like what exactly what do you do here what do you hire the wife you have to fire the wife according to ray the arrangement keeps them both satisfied he's fed and happy i'm paid and happy and really it's hard to argue with that kind of symmetry also i'm sure if you're like uh you goes 13 bucks a sandwich. I'm sure this woman

who you pay for everything, if you were just like, hey, can I have 50 bucks? You also could have got the 50 bucks? Yeah, exactly. It's like, had she... However you want to slice it. Yeah, it's one of those things. She makes you lunch every day when you go to work and then she's like, I need $50 and you go, okay. It almost does work against them a little bit because then she was like,

hey, could I have 50 bucks? And you're like, yeah, definitely I'll take five. Because you go, what? You go, oh, you mean for free? I thought... Oh, like, you want me to prepay for next week's sandwiches? That's fine. Yeah, we can do that. That's fine. I mean, we trust each other, obviously. You're my wife at all Every time you just go to dinner and you're just like, you know, that dinner was 100 bucks, but it's like, obviously, you'll make that money back up to me. Hey, it's coming out of your end, clearly. That is funny. You start giving a ledger of how many sandwiches you use you for rent. By the end of it,

you use you 80. Like, I don't eat that many sandwiches in a month. The way I slice it, you'll be 1150 sandwiches. Bad business for you. You're never going to fucking get above water here. You're starting out at 11 and 50 in the hole Because I eat 20 sandwiches a week So this on my math Not good Yeah, this is not going to be good for your business

Still, plenty of viewers had her back He's absolutely getting his money's worth The one that's just like Said another woman who works from home That's my mom definitely on the internet right now Commenting on Facebook Sounds like a good deal for him Covers the cost

And the time it takes for you Her setup is less about profit more about fairness and more than a few followers agree that they should be charging their partners tomorrow so she's done a very big disservice to a lot of guys starting i mean i too should be that's good content for the guy because my wife sat me down to explain to me that she's not charging me for sandwiches yeah yeah yeah imagine that you just fucking get a you're both making your own content at the same time you get a grill cheese made for you and then you get stuck with a bill and just like okay well then uh next time she's like hey we need money for shopping and you go

actually I'm eating out now so you're gonna have to buy the supplies on your own or she's like you want me to make you a sandwich you go I'm good I'll just make it yeah I'll just make it that is so true yeah I'll just make it because it takes two seconds and it's 13 bucks and I only get 25 an hour at my job so I'll spend the extra four seconds to yeah that's fine good deal but the thing is the one of the reasons people make food at home is to save money and you go you've removed that and you go yeah I know you literally that is you remove the one way that I'm eating your sandwich instead of something that I actually prefer that was the only reason why you literally make food.

The only reason I'm bringing a sandwich to work. It's actually kind of embarrassing to show up with a Ziplog bag with a sandwich. Yeah, and now it's pointless. Ray, who left her traditional job to be a content creator. Oh, there it is. Imagine you go, imagine she's like, I'm going to quit my job, but I promise you this is not going to be a burden. Day three, she's like, your sandwich is 13 bucks.

So I left my job paying $50,000 a year to make content, but I don't actually know what I'm doing or have any content. So that sandwich you owe me money for. oh fuck me you're starting again tomorrow you're getting in that polish out that resume she's like what you want me to make content for free she's like I'm 10,000

subscribers away from even getting monetized and even then it's not going to make much money and you go polish off that resume babe yeah I think this experiment's over yeah another tough conversation she makes it clear she enjoys caring for her family but she also values being compensated for a time and labor

the kids probably are paying the wazoo they get the they get the they order off the kids menu so it's a little cheaper it's five bucks it's not about greed it's about equity and also maybe a good caesar wrap so that's the kind of shit she's making that's the kind of shit she's making basic fucking golf course like golf microwave if i heard that microwave going when i'd be fucking peeking if i got that 12 dollar bill and i heard a fucking microwave jamaican patty in the microwave for 450 Patreon.com

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