The Boyscast with Ryan Long - PUKING FROM SEX WITH GIRLS w/ An0maly

Episode Date: November 26, 2021

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And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead But we're gonna live forever, but we're gonna live forever Thanks for having me. Orange County. Is that where we are? Yeah, Orange County. We're in Orange County. Give me the shout out. It's a good place. Rapper, podcaster, just censored man. Dude, this guy, you got to be getting pretty censored right now, right? Everything's okay for now, but I've had, I don't want to brag, but I've had five TikTok videos taken down. That's like, what, in a day?

That's amateur hour. Dude, if you scroll through my TikTok, I can scroll for like 25 It's like a party trip. Community guidelines, strikes, whatever. Too good looking. So we've been in LA for like a little while. And you're like our first kind of guest in this format.

But the because everyone talks shit about LA like it's the worst. And I got off the plane and people were vlogging in the airport. Dude, I'm not, I don't know. Did I tell you that? Yeah, I saw you. Dude, I'm not kidding. I get off the plane and I walked out and there was a kid lying on the floor.

And then a guy, you had to like essentially step over him. Dude, it was full LA immediately. I think they just built the homeless different here. He was like fucking stepping over. They were kind of

homeless everywhere. He was like living at the airport. What's the most, the most, and then I saw that, this was the most place anyone's ever asked

for masks. Because everywhere else in New York, they have all the things but no one does them. You get a selfie, it's like, this is where dreams

are made and there's like a homeless guy like shitting below him but he's like, he's getting like the angel thing in the background for Instagram. It's like this is where dreams are made and there's like a homeless guy like shitting like below him but he's like he's getting like the angel thing in the background for instagram it's like that's actually the most passive aggressive uh airline whatever steward or like on the way over like my my mask was down like a bit ryan always gets like tons of shit because it's like mask will be and they'll be like hey he goes hey uh is something like he goes do you need a new mask i was like a new mask what I was like, a new mask?

What are you talking about? I'd like it to cover your eyes as well. I just noticed your mask keeps sliding down a bit under your nose. So it's like maybe the strings aren't good and you need a new mask. I keep walking and I see it's like slanted. Do you think they were really concerned or it was like a passive aggressive sort of thing? Do you need a new mask? Do you really think that?

Or are you just telling me to put it up? Starbucks people were insane. You'd be like, they would, I've never seen anything like this. At the door, they go, mask on. And then this is the best thing I saw. Someone was at the lineup and they had their vax card

and they were like, hey, who do I show this to? And the people at Starbucks are like, you don't have to. And the guy's like, can I? He was jazzed up. He wanted to show it. We had like, the crazy thing too is like, we don't have to. And the guy's like, can I? He was jazzed up. The crazy thing, too, is we had lunch today. We were on a patio. And you need to show a Vax card to sit outside.

Bro, it's an nightmare. So you hate all that. You say you move. You haven't gone back. I was there for seven years. And I saw it go downhill every year. Like more homelessness. Places that didn't have homelessness now have it.

So it went downhill every year. Once homelessness places that didn't have homelessness that have it so it went downhill every year once the pandemic hit i was out so i haven't really seen the rest but the restrictions yeah in orange county they don't bother you six months they haven't no one says a word you know what i was thinking is that you know like like think of like a boomer republican dad just like walking around how mad he would get i was in the starbucks there was a girl with a green new deal t-shirt i love the idea of like a like walking around how mad he would get. I was in the Starbucks. There was a girl with a green New Deal T-shirt. I love the idea of like a guy walking around being like, they're fucking probably polyamorous too. Out here you have like a fuck Joe Biden InfoWars shirt.

You know, the boomers live out here. That's how you fire them up. You got to get him to go to LA and just like film it. He's like, you don't even understand how economics works. She's like, ah. Dude, there was, that was, yeah, just like a straight up to have the info wars guy at the liberal thanksgiving and you got dude just like green new deal tax the rich fucking showing up walking around orange this year is like by far because it's like the post first post vaccine like major holiday i guess right so like this is the one where we're gonna be hearing a lot

of fireworks a lot of people are like yeah i had to like i'm never talking to my dad ever because of course my dad wants me to wear a hat it was like trump forever right and now like trump's gone but then you know those dads are like yeah trump's gone but i'm not getting vaccinated so yeah yeah trump's gone but trump's not gone well i like that's why i liked you you were posting my stuff and i always like because you were kind of always making fun of both sides right like because you were one of the original like you did you used to like trump now you don't like him i would say to walk it through i didn't vote him i didn't vote for him in 2016 but afterwards i just felt like they were exaggerating overdoing it so i was like i started listening to him and i was like oh he's actually

saying some stuff so i did like him but even when i liked him i felt like the reason people listened because i wasn't like full-blown build a wall wearing hats i was like yo he's not lying about this so i did i felt like he was doing a lot of stuff and then in 2020 when i started disagreeing you know people started freaking out and that's when i realized i was like wow you were part of the air cult yeah they wanted you to be. The Trump, anti-Trump thing. You guys, it was early. I define myself by him. I define myself against him.

That's why that was so funny, because I was like, that's so true to certain people. Not everybody, but some people are like, it's either pro or anti, and they don't really. Oh, yeah, yeah. You nailed it with that skit. The Kyle Rittenhouse thing, where he goes on Tucker Carlson and goes, look, he's like, I'm not a racist. I support Black Lives Matter. And all these people were like, on Twitter,, I'm not a racist. I support Black Lives Matter and all these people

were like on Twitter like you could sell they were like, throw me one of them. You're like, the whole thing is my identity, Kyle. You're like,

your whole life, this whole trial has been my identity for the last like six months. I thought that was crazy because I'm like, he's 17 or 18 or 19. I don't know how old he is now

but I'm like, he did one thing and you expect him to be like Newt Gingrich or something. Who knows if this kid even has that? Clearly he's right-leaning, but he's like, yeah, I don't really think about that much. We were watching that like, yeah, that's not going to work for me. Let's fix up those opinions there. I kind of went to bat for you pretty hard.

Yeah, I got fired from my job. That's not my opinion. Dean, why do you think it treats social? Do you think that's... Is that Trump's thing? Oh, you don't know? Yeah, that's his new social media site. I feel like he announced it, and it's not...

Is it out yet? No, it's never coming out. I don't know. I feel like with Mike Lindell, the boomers especially were like, bro, frankspeech.com. It's the reason I went today. Yeah, Mike Lindell had his one too.

It looked like a GeoCities. I'm not trying to knock it that bad, but I was like- No, no, it wasn't that bad. It was pretty bad. So the True Social, I'm like, he said it. No, True Social is even more ridiculous. They just took an open source thing and then he's like, we're just going to make our own Twitter.

And not even Twitter. He's like, we're going to compete with, we have a company that competes with stripe we have one that competes with facebook right you're like these are all like on their own 50 billion dollar companies like giants he's like you're gonna make one to compete with every single i can't have an opinion because like you said it's not it's not even out yet so i mean it's never coming out it's just like what's the best new one like what's the best alternative social media in your um i mean rumble bitch shooter pretty good but i don't really popping off if every once in a while it seems like there's a big place where they're like we're actually you know just as big as you like they kind of come out i think tiktok

killed it was coming on there that was a big fucking pop for them right now they have they have quite a bit of traffic i've seen like hundreds of thousands of live streamers on there just live to watch i think mike lindell or trump those are the big pulls on there but on rumble what does mike lindell do is he just does pillow reviews no cyber symposium he said the election was stolen so you that's his big thing you gotta watch like it was like a three-day like 20-hour bonanza that's where i was like bro he has proof he's not gonna drag it out it's like longer than isn't he getting sued for like crazy so that's what he does his whole thing. It's like longer than a season. Isn't he getting sued for like crazy? So that's what he does. His whole thing is he's like, if you tune in next

week, I might reveal like a new favorite. Next week on the Mike Lindell show, I'll show all my proof. So he's always got like a new, he's always dangling a new piece of election info. I get a lot of heat from people too, because he said in January, he was on a plane. He said, yo, Trump's going to be back in office. I guarantee it. Or something like that. He said by August.

He said by August, he gave a date. And then he said August and then he's like, be back in office, I guarantee it. Or something like that. He said by August. He said by August he gave a date. And then he said August, and then he's like, no, I didn't say August, but he had that cyber symposium. And then he was like, no, no, I didn't say Trump was going to be back. I said, I have the proof that he could be. And I'm like, dude, I have the clip of you saying it. It's the Mayan calendar. It's the Mayan calendar all over again.

They go, it's the end of the world. And then the day comes, they go, I guess we missed a zero or something. It'll be, add zero or something it'll be add a hundred years it'll be that if people get really upset though at me because i i laugh at this stuff like you guys are comedians i try to make like jokes about it and like certain things people are like whoa whoa like i was with you on all that but like mike lindell like you better you know he's a good man he's not a good man I think he's a great man I just think it's funny

To watch him keep doing this Hold your horses, brother He does a lot of crack That's part of it He used to And we gotta respect that He still has the energy though He has that crack head

It's like you can't take the hood out of the man It's the same thing with that He's got that energy. He used to build an empire, but then it could go different ways. I bet if you see him cross the street, he doesn't obey the signs, and he goes real fast, you know, like classic crackhead dude. Dude, what do you think? Because I was talking to, so we were talking to our buddies

who are from Australia, right? Right. So the first question, I want to know what you think is the worst places, because we've been making fun of Australia and you talk about a lot of this stuff but then he was kind of like everyone I tell

my talk to Australia his vibe was like no it's not that bad like the news is making it seem like we're locked in our houses it's actually not that crazy

like it's only bad if you live in this one area and then it's only bad if you live in the two most populous cities in the country he was like

yeah it's not that bad you're like yeah you lived in one of the shitty states there. Well, I'm saying he has Stockholm Syndrome. Oh, yeah, yeah. But then he was kind of made a decent point because I was sort of saying, outside my house, it's like a nightmare. It's like homeless guys.

And I'm like, it's not that bad. And he goes, see, that's how quickly it is where you go, yeah, it is what it is. You got to step over nine people to get to the fucking subway. So I guess maybe they just adapted it but what do you think is the worst places it's hard to tell because if i haven't been there i'm going off what other people are saying i think australia is pretty bad it seems like austria is going back i mean austria is the austria mandatory vaccination of february no but they had a full lockdown for even vaccinated no i know they went they went to go we're gonna

lock down the unvaccinated and then a week later they're like that's not working we're gonna go everybody and then they go also funny you're a mandatory vaccine which i don't understand how mandatory vaccines meant to work at a certain point i'm wondering if they're gonna like literally tie you down that's what i'm saying now they're like you're rejected from society you can't come here if you don't get it you know in one of these countries they're gonna have to like start being like i think in germany they said something like, everybody's going to be cured, dead or vaccinated.

And I was like, what do you mean by that? You know, like you run that back real quick. So yeah. Dude, yeah. And then like,

just also like the optics of Austria checking fucking papers is so funny. It's like, if you, are you trying to get the the alternative media to hate you? I don't think they care. They're just like, we're in a little bubble here in Austria. Nobody's paying attention. They probably think they're like, nobody pays attention to Austria.

Yeah. It was funny in 2020. What do you think of Canada from a guy from here? What do you think of Trudeau and what they're doing there? What's the American perspective? I think people are nice there, and they don't have that First Amendment, Second Amendment energy that Americans have on the whole. So the government gets away with more. That's the thing about America.

I never cared about the Constitution, conservatism, but I'm like, oh, the First Amendment says you have the freedom of speech. Not everyone has that. You can get arrested in Germany for saying certain things. You can get arrested in the UK. And Canada people, they're like, no, we like our government, you know, at least before. So now you have them going further and further. Well, yeah, I was talking to my, my sister-in-law lives in, we're both from Canada, but my sister-in-law lives in Victoria in British Columbia, but she's from Virginia.

Okay. So she like grew up with like guns and everything and all this stuff. And I was like, and everything. What do you mean? Right. As always. People love when you talk about guns. Guns and barbecues.

Oh yeah, yeah. My brother like went to her, visit her dad and her was like i was like shooting like an automatic like rifle and it was on the farm and like all this stuff or whatever but i would because like i'm not like a gun guy at all and you know in canada like you do you really like don't because we see it from there and you're like you know all the guns here nobody like really get you're like yeah you guys are just like obsessed with your guns. And then COVID happened and all you see everywhere else. And then I go, okay.

Like, I'm like, I get the gun thing now. Right. I'm like, I'm still, I'm not a gun guy, but I get the fact that there's just like,

there's just like woven into the fabric of this country is so many guns that it's in the back of the mind of like, when they have policy decisions that they're going like, you know, there's just like, just, it's back there there that they're like there are all these people with all these guns and they're all kinds of different people there it's not like a certain type of person with guns everybody here has guns and if you said say like five years ago they're going to come to your house and force you to get a vaccine that would seem crazy now it's not happening but it doesn't seem that crazy i think in one of these european countries they're gonna eventually just be like we've kicked you from society we won't let you here you still won't get it like these people just keep going so i feel like that's in the back of

the mind like how are you going to go to texas and collect the guns or like for his vaccine yeah that's not gonna do any of this even like just like lockdowns that are too strict and stuff they're like they just it's always informs every decision that they have to make is that whereas everywhere else they're like yeah i'm not worried about the populace like rising up right like what are they gonna do is your thing like if you're because i know you like don't want to take it and stuff like that right right like is your thing that it's like kind of a silent protest to some degree or like i won't be told what to do or do you really are you worried about like the stuff it's a combo of both i think definitely i don't want to be told what to do, or do you really, are you worried about like the stuff? It's a combo of both. I think definitely I don't want to be told what to do.

I've taken things in the past that I did under my own free will. This stuff, the Pfizer and the Moderna are synthetic mRNA. I don't think the doomsday, like everyone, you know, I don't buy into all that, but I just, I don't want it. You know, I don't feel the need. I've seen what COVID does to people and I try to take care of myself. So I don't want, I just don't feel the need. I've seen what COVID does to people, and I try to take care of myself. So I just don't want it. And then also, I think the manufacturers, they don't have liability.

The one story that we're going to talk about later, the guy who sued, I think it was GlaxoSmithKline and won. These are not perfect companies. So when they have no liability, I feel like they're not afraid to rush it out because they don't have really a reason to be. I mean, they were asked to rush it out, too. I don't know if they were given any sort of protection from the fact that they were almost not forced to rush it out, but they kind of were. Under the PrEP Act, George W. Bush, they passed a law that said during an emergency. He did a lot of that stuff. He's got gay, super gay.

No, but they passed that. they have no liability under an emergency. So that's how they're being protected. But the silent protest, whether people got two vaccines or the booster shot, I love and appreciate everybody, but it's like at a certain point, if they can do that and force you to do that, they can do that with anything. 50 shots, this medication, that medication. You see some of these guys from Australia. I think his name is Michael Gunner. He's freaking out freaking out he says i don't care if you got the vaccine you're

an anti-vaxxer if in any way shape or form you're against mandates and oh i saw i saw that the other day that guy was crazy yeah yeah i saw that video yesterday like that guy looks like a dictator so that it's like people got to put up the wall or else these people just keep marching along so it's a combo of those yeah it's crazy to like, for someone to actually be like, yeah, even if you took the vaccine, you are an anti-vaxxer if you disagree with what I want to do. And it's in a Webster dictionary. They actually have, it says anti-vaxxer.

They love changing the dictionary definitions, huh? Well, fact check, they said, oh no, we didn't change it. It's been that way for a few years, you know? But that's not an original word. They invented that word at a certain point. If you oppose vaccines or mandates, you're technically an anti-vaxxer, according to Merriam-Webster.

I'd like to see the stats on how many Merriam-Webster definitions they changed in the last six years. They've had a ton. People use it in an argument. They go, ah, it's in the thing. And you go, that's like an activist dictionary. This is a dictionary of telling you you're right.

That's the word racist. It wasn't an original word, so they invented it, changed it a million times. They're like, well, Webster says this. If you're this skin color and you disagree with me, but technically you're an apprentice. And you're like, oh, where'd you get that dictionary? We don't print them anymore. Being like, look, we fucking look in the definition. And like, if you want to look up asshole, it's Ted Cruz's picture.

And they actually put his picture there. And they go, what? That's what it is. Ryan's just lifted a joke he heard at a Brooklyn open mic. Okay, you know what? Let's talk about that story. So this is the question. Has Big Pharma gone too far?

So there's this dude, and he got Parkinson's. That's why I thought this stuff would be fun because you kind of know about this stuff. And you were like a sort of a big pharma groupie, you'd say. I would say I had about three Pfizer shirts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean like. So this dude, he won a $160,000 lawsuit in French courts. And basically he got a Parkinson's disease drug

and then it made him a gay sex addict and so this is what it's saying Loving husband who claimed Parkinson's drug turned him into a gay sex addict, won 160 K Euro, French court Didier Jambat of Nanda's friends, so

diddler, yeah he's got the photo He loves showing photos I feel terrible now because Idler. Yeah, he's got the photo. He loves showing photos. I feel terrible now because, I mean, it really happened. He won. I mean, he looks really upset in the photo.

It's obviously, but it's great. Is he the only one? He can't be the only person to have taken this job. This is sort of what the rabbi said with the vaccine where he goes,

no, it's basically you're with your wife. And you go, where were you last month? And you come back, you go, you go listen our money's gone i'm pumped full of cum yeah dude i am like a crazy just like bender rager and then he's like chock full of cum but no the thing that they said right yeah okay so yeah you well you because you only saw the first part basically what the the gist was is because it so what happened was it directly stimulates the dopamine receptors in the brain and acts as a replacement for dopamine

which is deficient in certain parts of the brain in patients that have parkinson's disease so basically it was like shock he had these uh it like um you know when people are fucking i don't know if the idea is that you're chasing dopamine or it gives you too much dopamine. Okay. I think it gives you too much dopamine. So he just went to like gay strip clubs and racetracks? It's like he was prostituted.

He was just crazy. He's like, I'm just married. I'm like a normal dude. And then now all of a sudden I'm just like a gay prostitute. But haven't you ever, haven't you ever from this like barred Glaxo drug, you know, that idea that like people that do tons of Coke get like depraved.

Yeah. It's, that's the idea. Okay. Then it's like jacked him up so much that he was like, he needed the thrills. This is what he's saying in court. He's like,

like, I mean, I guess, well, they don't have this info, but like, I wonder like, do you ever like kiss a man before this?

Like, were you like, you know, straight as an arrow? I'm not really a big gambling, pretty risk-averse guy. This should have been the right answer. Has he never even gambled before?

I lost my mind gambling. He said, well, maybe you don't know how to gamble. Does he show up, this fucking gambling sex-crazed dude at a casino, and he goes, what are the rules?

I like this game. What are the rules here? They should have televised this instead of the rain house trial they're like have you ever kissed a man

before this he's like no yes no you're like dude he's like okay fine maybe just a few times that would have been

a hilarious case obviously the tendencies for the gay thing but you're right the gambling all of it the question is is this the

remember the Seinfeld where George has the fake cabin and they go we'd love to see the cabin. He goes, yeah, let's go see the cabin. But he doesn't. They go, okay, I guess we're going to drive to the cabin now.

And he just was straight up, got busted with all this. And he's like, yeah, it was the disease. And his wife's like, we should sue. And he's like, yeah, we should sue. Let's do that. And they go through the whole, they're in court and he's got experts. And he's like, all right, they're going to find. And then he just wins the case.

Oh wow, that sounds like exactly, maybe he got that idea from Seinfeld. They said he was going down with the ship, you know. He was an upstanding member of the community before he started taking this drug, so now he's a bent over member of the community. There he goes.

The court damages because what their findings was there was a serious, precise and corroborated evidence to blame the transformation so or it is possible and this is maybe my theory and it may not be right but he had Parkinson's he was shaking

and it's possible that the shaking was preventing him from taking the dicks he goes finally well that's the thing people were trying to fuck him and he goes just pop it in there what's the gambling thing they couldn't to fuck him, and he goes, ah, just pop it in there. The guy's like, what's the gambling thing? Well, that's the thing. They couldn't get the dick in because of all the shaking,

and then the thing caught him to shakes down. I mean, the fact is, I'm sure a lot of people took this drug, and I'm sure this was their defense. They're like, yeah, this didn't happen to anybody else. If you want to go on it. Gambling and gays. That was a specific gamble thing. defense is they're like yeah this didn't happen to anybody else if you want to go on if you dopamine forces you to do that or is that that is that the like the sin you chose yeah it's like it's in you and you it unlocks your like worst version of you but there must be other people who are doing this crazy like it replaces the dopamine that's the idea it like gives you so much dopamine that you're like,

woo! You're jazzed up. If you go to a casino and there's hundreds of people in a rainbow shirt that are just shaking, you're like, oh, okay. Is he kind of like, I got to lose all this money to level me out, to kind of make me sad. Is that what it is? He's bumming himself out?

You're right. No one else had this happen. But if you are about to go on a Coke coke filled fucking just gambling like with the boys having sex that is for sure to your wife you gotta you gotta start saying that you gotta be like oh just starting my uh new drugs you know what i mean and then you got this is the alibi yeah you got one of glaxo was like sir you weren't supposed to uh crush up those pills and snort them? Sir, we gave you the placebo. Yeah, that would be amazing. That was a sugar pill.

That was the sugar pill, sir. He's sitting there. He's like, oh, no. Two dicks in his hands. He goes, I'm like a farm dog. I gave you sugar pills. Now you're in. Takes the ball gag out of his nose. Honey, I got to barbed wire. No. I give you a sugar pill. No, you didn't. Takes the ball gag out of his nose.

Honey, I got to talk to you. Well, it says he goes, and he totally gambled away 82 Gs, and that's Euro Gs, too, and mostly placing internet bets in horse races. So that was his big thing. He was fucking taking dick in the washroom with the fucking ponies. Pons? Just hacking darts at the ponies and taking d's and they said he he was engaged in a frantic search for gay sex which as you know is the worst type of uh search for gay sex frantic

i mean when he was making his like profile on like an escorting site as a prostitute he should be maybe like i think i should just not take this pill for a week, see what happens. Like when he's like, I'm not a gay man at all, I'm making like a profile to be an escort. I think I've been on a frantic search for like sex where you like,

after the bar, it's like, you know, like sending nine you up texts when you're like in college. That's the frantic sex for girls. But the frantic sex for guys is like, banging on the brothel doors.

Like you, come on, come on, come on. I need it, I need it, I need it! Please let me in! He's banging on just random doors on random people. I saw a rainbow on your front lawn!

I'll suck your fucking brain out! I don't know what he's up to now. You don't really need to be that frantic, though, because you just load up Grindr. Pre-Grindr, I think. This was from before? That must be drudging up old like wounds yeah if he's got to keep going back to the court like it's he's trying to put this

behind him no pun intended and then his why he's always got to keep going to the court case like he's like remember you know we're back to normal and then every like two whatever you got to go to the hearings is like so yeah how many dicks did you suck and you go thousands yeah i mean i just don't believe it just because i kind of there would be more than one person right i saw i saw what do you think so what do you know about this company you saying you know this company oh glaxo smith kline well they're one of the biggest pharmacy companies like ever and i think vaccine manufacturers i don't know how they didn't get a product with the covid they never got one right yeah they missed that i think they got money i think War Speed. I think they had one

and then it got, it was no good. That stinks to be the one company that like... I saw a Fauci article from today where it said that he was,

and hopefully this isn't fake, but it was like he was in gay saunas during the AIDS epidemic just to study, just to study the outbreak. And I was like, bro. Yeah, so was everybody else.

So was this guy. Yeah, he's like, I'm just here studying the AIDS. No, really, I mean,

I don't want to be obvious, but you should look it up to make sure it wasn't like Babylon B. Yeah. You know, I don't want to get tricked. So is every other

straight guy in the 80s. That is true. I'm just here for research. Because they are, you could publish an article about Fauci and it would go viral pretty quick

where you're just like in 1980 Fauci punched a kid and everyone would be like you're fucking right I gotta look that up though to see if he really did that I love that

he's on the sauna two dudes are blowing each other and he's there with like a pen and pad he just writes gay and underlines it twice after doing an extensive research. Gay,

fill them up with drugs. Pharmacy, more pharmacy drugs for these gays. He's going back. He's like, I need more money. This research

is not even near complete. I'm just scratching the surface of the kind of research I need to do. He's at the meetings wearing all leather. Like, research is going pretty good.

Pretty good. I'm going undercover as a scientist well on that topic that leads we gotta mention this cause so me and Danny have been talking about this

for like a while cause I'm obsessed with like Will Smith his polyamorous relationship but so Will Smith he came out recently and he like released a book and not

Danny said he thinks Will's gay. My theory is he's gay. With all the stuff where Jada's doing all the stuff and then he's like, yeah, go. I feel like I've heard that for years. I don't like to get into God, but I've always heard Will Smith is gay.

He says God bless. He doesn't approve of that. God wants to have a word with you, Will. You're religious, right? God loves the fresh prince. You're Christian? What do you think? Do you think God loves the fresh prince but he wants to speak to you you're Christian yes what do you think do you think God's down with gays

like when they get to heaven I mean or is he on the fence I think God forgives people but I think are they gay or gay gay my thing is this and not to preach

but I think like everybody has flaws and sins but the weird part is like certain people it's their whole identity where like you don't find people like yo this is what I do

I just bang my wife all the time like people are just like this is who I am this is what I do this is just bang my wife all the time. People are just like, this is who I am. This is what I do. This is my whole life. Yeah, but if you're just a normal dude. I think God's like

a far right wing. No, he's just like, no, no, no. He's like, go with the liberals in hell. No, I don't know. I don't know. It's up to him.

You get to hell and it's just like fucking, yeah, it's going to be like Fauci and fucking Bernie Sanders. You get up there and he's like, just Tucker Carlson. You're like,

what the fuck? He's at the gates. He's like, just Tucker Carlson. You're like, what the fuck? He's at the gate. He's like, go to West Hollywood. This is not the right spot for you. That's so fun. Well, that's like the Ben Shapiro thing. He's like, if you're gay, if you don't act on it, it's the same as any other people. He's like, well, if you guys want to fuck all the other girls and you can't do that,

you only get to have one. Unfortunately. That's what I was always saying. You get one girl you hate like everybody else. When did you become religious? I would say I was Catholic growing up, but I rejected it and became atheist because I felt like nobody was into it. It was forced. It was cool back then because everyone hated it and you're going against the grain.

I had Richard Dawkins. I was like, God's not real. I was that kid. It was super annoying. But then hated it and you're like going against the grain. I had Richard Dawkins. I was like, God's not real. I was that kid. It was super annoying. But then in college, I feel like – You switched from like a Sam Hereth atheist to like a – I was super atheist. Then I got into like Tao Te Ching by Lao Tzu's Eckhart Tolle's Power of Now like mindset stuff. And I was like, oh, this is dope.

And then I started saying universe, universe. And I feel like over the last three years, not just politically but socially like – like switched universe to God. Yeah. And I think like the George Carlin liberals, like if George Carlin were alive, I don't think he'd even believe what liberals are doing or left-wingers cause he wasn't ever right-wing. Right. But he was always a truth teller and like saying political correctness was bad. But I think Christians and, uh, just a lot of like disciplined people have really aged well, you know, because that's the thing with me. I think there is value to discipline. So I rejected it when I was younger.

You know, I was talking about the universe and stuff, and then I just kind of was like, that's not, yeah. You don't think it was the universe. You're like, this is not a universe. It's a dude. I might have to talk with Eddie Bravo. We could talk about some domature. You know, but I'm not going to talk about the universe. What's the domature domature. You know what? You know, but I'm not even talking about the universe.

What's the domature? Oh. The flat earth stuff, right? Are you into that? I'm a flat chester. Like, I believe that girls all have flat chests. Like, even if it's like a triple D, I go, nah, that's flat. Yeah.

You call those ditties? And they deserve to be respected, right? No matter how big or small. Yeah. No, I think they should rebrand. I think they should rebrand. Because flat earth sounds stupid, right? They're like, yo, this is a flat earth.

Do you think the documentary guy out there is kind of like making it – like he's kind of ruining it for the people that – I just think flat sounds stupid, right? It's like, oh, it's not flat. No one likes that. But if you call it a dome earth, people are like, you're talking about like a – And that's what you think it is? Or snow globe earth.

I don't know that I think that, but I want to say everything that they do in space, like International Space Station and Hubble Telescope, I realize on the NASA website it's all within Earth's atmosphere. That's not debatable. They don't just call space outside of Earth's atmosphere. Even in Earth's atmosphere is technically space. So the only thing that humans have done that I've seen was the moon landing, and it's just weird to hear their excuses.

The one guy's like, we would go back to the moon, but we lost the technology and it's a painful process to build back again. So you think the big thing is why don't they go back, right? I'm skeptical. So I wouldn't say I'm not like,

oh, this is my whole life, I believe this. Why doesn't Elon Musk go to the moon or something? He does a bunch of crazy stuff. Well, just to be like, huh? Don't you go for conquest? He should do all his other crazy shit. He wants to go to, huh? Don't you go, you go for conquest. He should have done all his other crazy shit. He wants to go to Mars. But wouldn't you think that that would be almost easy?

Well, if he goes to Mars, if he actually does the Mars thing, then I think the moon is like, Mars is way harder to get to than the moon. I'm just skeptical because all that stuff, it's like hard. Insider's atmosphere is easy. They're doing it. Outside, it's a bunch of pictures and stuff where I want to just see a debate and I'm just like, ask NASA because first they said they couldn't, they didn't have the telemetry data. Atmosphere is easy. They're doing it. Outside, it's a bunch of pictures and stuff where I want to just see a debate. And I'm just like, ask NASA.

Because first they said they didn't have the telemetry data. They deleted it, even though your cell phone is stronger than their computer. And then they're talking about just too many excuses. I'm like too stupid, I guess. But I don't know. As soon as someone starts talking about telemetry data, I go, I don't know. Maybe it's flat then. I don't know. The computer that they used is like. He is right that I don't know about about telemetry data, I go, I don't know. I mean, basically. I go, maybe it's flat. I don't know.

The computer that they use to send people to space is like a fucking calculator watch. It's like your phone is 5,000 times more powerful than whatever they use. It just doesn't make sense that they haven't. The excuses they give just sound goofy to me. So that's kind of where I am, where if you don't cling on to either one, you know, everybody wants you to pick a side, but I'm kind of just sitting there where I'm like, I want to see, okay, there's some questions here.

I feel like that's like, like people are, are there aliens? Are there this? I'm like, I have a lot, I have a lot of questions that they're never going to answer, but you know,

I could go outside and ask and be like, Hey, I have some questions. Dude, to me, I honestly do feel like that's 90% of conspiracies where you go there or theories period where the people have a beef. You're like, they're on to something.

Something fishy is going on here. But then a lot of times the conclusions people take it to is kind of, you know, they get just as militant about the conclusions. And you go, that was just one version of what it could have been. Right. And that's the problem is the news is so fake and untrustworthy and crazy that people will cling to anybody who tells them what they want to hear. Yeah, they find a new internet dad. The election was stolen. Okay, so I'm the new guy that's going to lead you to the place that you want to go.

Oh, for sure. And it's like, dude, why do you trust that guy? Oh, well, he told me what I wanted to hear. I'm like, that's not a good reason. So I think that's what's happening is people realize they're being lied to and they cling. That's why even with the space stuff, I'm not that opinionated, but I am like, I got questions. Do you think it's kind of like, you know, it's like, imagine you're like dating someone

and it's like, you see something, like a girl sees something on this dude's phone being like, he was at, you know, this area, and then someone's like, I'll tell you what, he's there. He's not fucking, there's a girl there, and there's a dorm room, he was at a dorm room, and then she goes, I'm on board. That was her answer? room and then she goes, I'm on board.

That was her answer. It's all that. Someone comes in with a pretty solid theory for you. I would like to get high with Elon Musk and he could set me straight. I'm like, dude, are you really sending Teslas into space with music playing? Yeah, just be like. He's like. And then I feel like. Get the scoop?

Get the scoop. But don't people like him say, no, earth is round yeah no no i'm i just want to know what space because i would what i would tell him i wouldn't even talk about the shape i would just say like you know how come we haven't gone back to the moon did do you really think they don't have the technology or no they could honestly because the moon thing i feel would be weird because say they went and they go okay fine we're gonna put this to rest we're gonna go back to the moon and then they do it and like just to prove it and then everybody like that was a waste of money. You guys just spent all this money.

Then someone dies, they crash. Or whatever. And then they do it. And then people are like, why did you do that? And you're like, you wanted us to do it. And then some people might get sick. They get like $20 billion. How much would it cost to go to the moon?

I don't know. Not $20 billion. There was one article that they said, oh, these women are going to space. And then they were like, oh, it's canceled because the suit didn't fit. I'm like, did you not know that before the launch? The booty wasn't big enough.

These stories are just so dumb to me. Like, oh, we sold the original tape at a garage sale or to an intern. I'm like, did you really? That would be like the Michael Jordan jersey. He won the six championship. Oh, I just lost it or taped over it. I'm like, what?

How did you do that? I can't tell if it's incompetence or maybe they just have some military grade stuff they don't want to release, but they're definitely not going to tell me either way. I'm not the one they're going to release. You're not tapped in where a lot of guys are like, yo, I got it inside. I don't want to be.

People are like, yo, get away from me then. Why? In general, I don't like to be. People are like, yo, I got it. I'm like, yo, get away from me then. Why? Well, I mean, in general, I don't like to be tied up with people's drama and stuff. I'm not a whistle leaker. You know what I'm saying?

They got Project Veritas and stuff for that. So sometimes, I mean, I'll listen to people, but if someone's like, yo, I got the whistle blow on the moon stuff, I'm like, bro,

go tell someone else. No confidential stuff. And then you're like I know shit I'm not legally allowed to know go back to my analogy that's the fucking

guy at the party being like you know I'm just cheating on my wife you're like yo what are you telling me

now I gotta know this plus I don't trust people who say they have sources cause I feel like especially like in the last two years Alex Jones always got sources

but now people think that makes them like special like it's like some you think everyone's got sources everyone and Alex Jones always got sources. But now people think that makes them like special. Like it's like some, like you think everyone's got sources. You go, everyone and their

grandmother's got sources. It makes you feel like extra special where you're like, bro, I got this source. And maybe you do, but like,

I got this source. You got an inside man? I'm just, I'm just saying the, the, the moon landing is the vaccine. I got a source.

And you're like, what? And they're like, I got a source. I'm like, I don't believe it. They're like, so who are you working

for? China? Huh? And you're like, dude, I don't, wait, how is that? Plus if it's unverifiable, you can always just be like, yeah, I got a source. I'm like, I don't believe it. They're like, so who are you working for? China? Huh? And you're like, dude, I don't, wait, how is that?

Plus if it's unverifiable, you can always just be like, yeah, I got a source. And then if you can never prove it, you're just like, well, my source told me that.

And yeah, isn't there some, yeah, that's the best trick in the book from journalism. Even when they're doing hit pieces on everyone, they go, Oh, we have an unnamed source.

It's like, okay, well, like I actually think the best thing that could ever happen is if they just start calling journalists like content creators like like like if you're just like like brian stelter or whatever he's a content creator not a journalist they're all just like even like you know tucker carlson content creator yeah well they are but the best would be like the guys on the right would be like they would take it but the guys on the left like cnn people would melt down if you're telling any cooper he's a content creator he would fucking have a shit with the source i guess it's who who's trustworthy like

if it's a friend you trust or it's someone that you know if it's someone that exaggerates a lot how do you heard that uh some people say the moon doesn't exist like it's not the landing like the actual moon doesn't exist i've heard the theory there i can't speak on theories but i know i've seen some guy with a heat gun and he he shot the heat gun in the moon light in the moon shade and he was like you see it's a different temperature he was trying to say it's got its own energy to make things colder man i've i've gone down every rabbit hole so i don't i don't know that a specific theory but the moon i guess i'm feel like i'm good at sophistry where it's like i could fucking talk you know when you're like uh someone's getting mad at you and you're just like talking like you're just like and like when you say a lot of words

it kind of goes all right like i feel like i can see why it's so easy to convince people but also you don't know what like the only there's no normal people can have that conversation because it requires such a high level of like understanding a million things. Right. So all you can do is like watch people and you go, which one of these two do I believe more? I guess. It's like, it's really, if you're really good at like sowing the seeds of doubt, right.

Where you can kind of be like, you just kind of put a question in someone's mind and go, huh? Maybe the moon doesn't exist and that's like i could see that in this one thing and then you're like you just put that little seeded out and they go with the space stuff i've done a video on it where i just explain what i know and like all the weird stories and that's all i say right so like you said if i really what do you think about the earth if i really wanted to get if i really wanted to give my theory i would have to study astrophysics and really have a conclusion.

If not, my opinion doesn't really matter. But I would say it's interesting when Bezos goes up in the air like 50, 60 miles, whatever it is. To get away from his ex-wife. It's all within Earth's atmosphere. Yeah, his ex-wife's calling him. I think he got – didn't he get hacked by Saudi Arabia? Saudi Arabia hacked his phone. Yeah, they put this Trojan thing on his fucking phone.

Yeah, he's like, leave me alone. I'm trying to go to space. What happened? They hacked his phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They put this Trojan thing on his fucking phone. Yeah, he's like, leave me alone. I'm trying to go to space. What happened? They put a Trojan? They sent him a Trojan condom for his new mistress. Oh, he's definitely fucking good. Dude, your dick's bigger in space. I'm pretty sure.

No, he got like someone, I think it was Saudis or something. Like they sent him an email and he like, he got like, it was like a phishing scam, but they had access to his phone. Like it's like a key logger or whatever. They're like, hey, give me your password. He he like, he got like, it was like a phishing scam, but they had access to his phone. Like it's like a key logger or whatever. They're like, hey Jeff, give me your password. He's like, oh, seems legit. It was a Nigerian prince, guys. He opens his brokerage statement.

It's just like zero. He's like, where's all my money? There was an article on space.com. I just thought of it when you said it, where it said maybe that the earth's atmosphere goes out past the moon. So that's now a new theory. So I think similar to like COVID or climate change or the moon, these are things that are like, oh, you don't question this stuff. But the science is always kind of growing because our understanding of these things is not finite.

You know, you learn like, oh, that ice cap, we're learning more. But they say, oh, you can't question it. But it's like even the top astro scientists are Oh, uh, it might go past the moon. You're like, well, that's a pretty big difference from the last theory. So they act like they're a hundred percent certain, but they're not.

But yeah, my opinion doesn't matter. Cause I don't have a telescope and I don't understand the physics. So it's like, no, you're right. I can't compete with that. That's the move with everything.

They go, this is what it is. And, but like, yeah, you're okay. I don't see, I see when I'm like,

even with things you do know where it's like, you see all these people on the internet are fucking, yeah, you're okay. I know. I see, I see when I'm like, even with things you do know where it's like, you see all these people on the internet are fucking, uh, content creators talking about, uh, like, you know, economic stuff.

And I'm just like, dude, I know that that's not true from like year one of economics class. Like, you're just like, that makes no sense to like, I have a basic knowledge about this and what you're saying makes no sense. So I can imagine if you knew about like, like uh fucking astronomy and you see one of these content

creators that's not true yeah did you see my video today i started a cult that's the next step the economist like the that's the name of the magazine or whatever article thing they put out a thing that said the experts were like stunned that inflation hit and that the central banks and none of them saw it coming. And like my comment section was like, yo, I'm an electrician and I saw it coming. You printed money and locked the world down.

What'd you think was going to happen? You printed three times the amount of money that ever existed before. And the top economists at economist.com were shocked. So this is the type of gaslighting and lies where then people are like, yeah, you know what? I'm going to, you know what? A lot of people like chalk stuff up to, to like, you know type of gaslighting and lies where then people are like, yeah, you know what? I'm going to – You know what?

A lot of people like chalk stuff up to like gaslighting and lies where it's like malicious. And then sometimes I'm like, you know what? I think a lot of people are just really incompetent. Like they're like – people are like – That's the question. Well, that's the question. It's like are you just like – because when you say something like that – I think they're lying.

I'm like you can't like be – the people who read The Economist like do not read that and be like, yeah, that checks out that you guys didn't think inflation was going to come. The type of person who reads The Economist, probably 95% of them probably saw inflation coming. Well, we sort of have this debate a lot where it's like whether it is which of those two it is. But I think it's not incompetence. It's like the cognitive dissonance in their own head where they're like, I know what I have to say and I know who has to be good and who has to be protagonist and antagonist in this story. And then I'll find brain pathways to get there. So they're like, you know, the same places that are like,

yo, Trump's like screwed up the economy. And then the next thing I'll be like, it's actually not the president's like place to make the economy work. You know, they'll do that kind of cognitive. I think that's the same thing with all those people. They're just like in their team trying to justify the same way that a girl with an abusive boyfriend is like, no, he's good. I'm telling you.

The only thing I would say is maybe more of a conspiracy angle is maybe like the people were telling the people, the economists being like, yo, don't say that there's going to be inflation. Because when they say there's inflation, it creates inflation. Yeah, do you think it'll make a run on it? So maybe, yeah, they're just like, hey, just stop. They're like, you're not allowed to talk about inflation at The Economist. And they're like, okay. I don't know if it was MSNBC or one of those content creators. MSNBC is the ultimate content creator.

They create some content over there. Do they have a TikTok? That's generous to call MSNBC content creator. They create some content They are like literally like Do they have a TikTok? That's generous to call MSNBC content creators. They're like the most I honestly watch MSNBC so it's like

to the point where sometimes I'll be on the plane and you know they have like things and then I'll like I'll turn on MSNBC just to see what's going on

but then after like two minutes I'll be like oh shit someone might see me watching this like I get like embarrassed because like

you're going to think I'm not watching this ironically like you're like they'll be like look at someone might see me watching this I get embarrassed because you're going to think I'm not watching this ironically they'll be like look at this idiot watching MSNBC I feel like not watching anything because I just don't

like to be pegged I know imagine you're listening to a rogue and anyone walks by you're like you don't know everything about me

because it's just like anyone sees you watching anything they go oh you're one of those you go you don't know what those I am I am one of those. You go, you don't know what those I am.

I am one of those. You didn't know which one. The lady was like, I guess like don't eat a Thanksgiving turkey or like something about To save money on Thanksgiving, don't get a turkey. If you broke, sit this one out. You're like, thanks for the advice. I was saying that to my chick. Tell her dad.

And we go, call your dad and be like, hey, I just went to Trader Joe's in New York and a turkey's $2.50. Is that normal? I'm fucking real Biden. It's getting so fired up. I've never bought a turkey, so I'm like, I don't know what they're supposed to cost. They're up now, though. No, apparently.

I don't know. Again, I don't know. I haven't looked into it but the Saki or whatever she was like yeah a 20 pound turkey is a dollar more

than it was last year which I'm like yeah doesn't sound that bad to me doesn't sound that bad for a 20 pound turkey dude you can sell copper wire right now

for 3.5 pounds if you're looking to make some cash there's money to be made money to be spent if you're broke just get the cold cut turkey you know

Oscar Mayer, four bucks Dude, my family right now They're having legit arguments About whether or not they're going to have vaccine people there So it's like Some people don't want to get it And they're not even political They're just like

I fucking sit in my house and play video games I do a job, I don't want to get it People are arguing I guess we'll do our own ones and this and that and i just like i was like you know what cancel this whole thing you're right yeah how about let's do a zoom call yeah he's like it is kind of showing that no one really wants to do their family things to begin with because it is very much like even if you even if you're like no this is crazy we should do i want to who wants to fight for it like for the most part you're just like yeah yeah you're right, no, this is crazy. Who wants to fight for it?

For the most part, you're just like, yeah, you're right. I don't want to do all these obligations. This will be happening at every house. Me and the dogs will get together. Every household, for sure. That's the stress of even walking in a, I haven't dealt with it, but in LA, I'm a nice guy, so I don't have to deal with that in a normal world where I'm not beefing with people. But to get yelled at the second with that in a normal world where I'm not like beefing with people,

but to get yelled at the second you walk in the door, you know, it makes you not want to go places. So yeah, if Thanksgiving is such a crazy hassle, then it's like, it's not worth it, but that's not worth it.

You have your mom being like, why won't you get vaccinated? You're like, I don't care. I'm not at risk. And they're like, well, but then you're ruining Thanksgiving.

You're like, well, you're vaccinated. And they're like, you know, and they're just, well, I said that to even, even like, cause I'm vaccinated. I're like, well, you're vaccinated. And they're like, you know, and they're just like... Well, I said that to even, because I'm vaccinated.

I go, people in my family that sit at home and do nothing and they're unvaccinated are less of a risk than me, vaccinated, touring, shaking 400 hands a night. I feel like you both could finesse it, though. That's the type. I'm the finesser. I could talk

to both sides of the family, right? Why? But I feel like you guys can do that, too. Why? My finesse is that I hate doing shit, so I would just put it, like, I would kind of steer it towards, let's cancel this. Yeah, you go, what the fuck? This is Nazi?

Yeah, I go, this is crazy. We're going to actually be in a household with someone who's, why don't we just do, not do any of this stuff? I want to do a turkey dinner with a white supremacist. I like that strategy. Yeah, yeah. I would totally just steer it. Just cancel.

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that you've heard is that Will Smith is gay. Yeah. Like I said, and I'm no one. Has Project Viratas covered that? No, I've just heard it from people. Like, bro, he's gay. I never, I'm not gonna guess. I've heard that for like 10 years

so I said it on the podcast a few weeks ago because of Jada's Pinkett thing or whatever where she was saying like you know she was fucking

all these guys and he just kind of is like yeah go ahead and then but in the comments everybody's like yeah I've been hearing this so I'm not

that's not unique to me but then this thing came out so basically that was the inklings that he's gay and people were kind of dunking on him

it just makes sense and apparently legitimately he did say at one point he goes I want someone to look at thing came out. So basically that was the inklings that he's gay and people were kind of dunking on him. It just makes sense though. And apparently, legitimately, he did say at one point, he goes, I want someone to look at, I wanted Jada to look at me the way that she used to look at Tupac or something like that. Like there just keeps being these quotes coming out. But, so this is what he basically, his thing is,

he's like, not only am I not gay, he came out and he was like, dude, I was crushing so much pussy. But he goes, Will Smith revealed once, he once developed a psychomatic relation. Psychosomatic. Psychos. Are you laughing because I can't spell it? No, no, no. That was just a funny word.

But now I can act like I'm snarky and be like, oh, dude, I was. He's laughing because I can't read. I was just, I was thinking of the story, how he's throwing up. He goes, psychosomatic relation, some psychosomatic alakazam. Who's was that st. clem fuzzy prodigy prodigy psychosomatic reaction to orgasms after engaging in rampant sexual orgasms intercourse to deal with being cheated on by his first girlfriend and he basically said that he was puking yeah he said he was puking after like he would have sex with a girl and puke just because he was fucking too much Have you ever had that Danny?

No He was like I did it I barfed on my dick again I've never heard that either From anyone Have you ever heard that from a friend? He goes Dude I love pussy so much How much do you love it?

I fucking puked on the girl I keep puking every time. You've been drinking a lot. No, no, no. I'm sober. I'm just fucking a lot. So we just keep throwing up. Do you think Will Smith potentially has been taking the medication?

Dopamine blockers? I don't know. I thought it was because he's a Scientologist. So I was like, maybe there's a Scientology angle on all this. Is he in it? I thought he was. Yeah, he is. Yeah, he is.

I like the Scientologists because they cleaned up Hollywood. They were one of the people that'd come around and sweep it. So I was like, yo, they're good. I will say their pamphlets are very convincing because some chick in Toronto had Scientology pamphlets that they just gave to her. She wasn't even, well, maybe she was, I don't know. But she goes, I read the pamphlets. It was like a Gary V pamphlet.

It was not religious at all. It was very like, yo, you need to fucking get your life together. It was very like, yo, you should be a millionaire. You should be a billionaire. It's like, you need to rise. It was basically rise and grind. It was like Tony Robbins. It was Tony Robbins.

And then they have this like weird sci-fi angle and you're like, this is. I'll say this. It really is that. I don't know the bad stuff they're doing, but as someone who, I don't judge them, I don't really try to judge anyone and like, oh, I hate all of you. I know a lot of Scientologists. They all have a great mindset. They all have amazing personal skills.

They all seem super cool. They're against big pharma. They have this whole thing in Hollywood where they try to stop kids from taking pharmacy pills. They cleaned up my neighborhood. Yeah. I'm not in it. And they do get annoying with the calls and stuff. know like do you call us here well i knew someone in

scientology so they someone got my number and i told my friend there is a kind of recruit there is like an mlm kind of like angle like the multi-level marketing where they're like you know you gotta sign up five more people you sign five and once you're in right don't they just harass you all the time i think well they're yeah they're trying to just like and you could you want to upgrade or whatever you you got to pay all the money. But they're smart and they're definitely like outside the box. I prefer them to like, my neighborhood was disgusting. They would clean it up all the time.

What would they do? Like they would just actually come and clean? Yeah, just pick stuff up. Yeah, just like. Like that's part of being a Scientologist. You have to be a garbage picker. Five Scientologists deep picking up stuff. Same with like ex-convicts.

This woman would go with ex-convicts and pick stuff up. I like them because I'm like, this neighborhood is going to trash. And you guys, you know, I would talk to them. And they definitely are like very heavy against big pharma. They have this museum of death, it's called, in Hollywood. And they just have a whole museum of like the history of the pharmacy industry. It's amazing. Why are they so against pharma?

That's got to be the low-level guys that, when you first start, they make you clean garbage and then you move your way up. Yeah, I can't imagine the top guys out there cleaning up. Isn't it a conspiracy that they have secrets about everyone? That's kind of the idea, that you can't leave because they got all your secrets? Kind of like Epstein style, basically? I think it is kind of like you're not supposed to leave once you're in. You know you're locked for life.

We told you all this shit. That's why there's stuff Will's coming out, probably. We helped you. What are you doing? Why are you turning on us? Because maybe that's why all this Will Smith stuff's coming out. Maybe he didn't want to do his shift to the garbage pickers. I think they're against, I don't know if all drugs, but I think all drugs.

They have a strict anti-drug, anti-pill. I failed early on. I was like, can I smoke weed? You tried it? No, I'm just kidding. I was just smoking on the street. They stopped passing the pamphlets out.

It's so funny. We can't get to this guy. I'm Hollywood sober, baby. I was chatting with people that were in it, but they're always trying to bring you into it. One time they called me, and I told my friend, don't have them call me again.

And they never did. So, you know, yeah, they're cool with me. I think I'm the only person in the world that actually likes them like Scientologists outside of themselves. No one says anything nice about it.

I think that, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, You know what? I, you're right,

but I feel like they had their like moment where they were the most hated, like everyone in part of the, like vegans were the most hated for a second now you kind of like an eye roll like Scientologists there was a moment

where they were the punchline of everything I feel like that's less now yeah I mean there was those documentaries there was like two documentaries didn't work yeah

all these massive HBO documentaries come out that it's like you know we uncovered this secret thing and so everybody you know

finds out all the shit about them and then you know goes away. Them and the Freemasons they just dipped out you know everyone was talking about Freemasonry in 2008 no one even talks about it anymore and the same with like Scientologists it was a thing and like they went out the back door and they're like alright you know Kyle Ray they're probably on the moon or something you know they're probably

laughing hysterically. Freemasons basically every 20 years I think they are like on a cycle. South Park goes on Freemasons well every 20 years I think they are like on a circle South Park goes on Freemasons well they were like in the Simpsons

with the stonecutters basically Freemasons and then they like they just have a thing where it's like kind of everything but there is some that are like

low level Freemasons where they just basically like get together at Legion Hall and drink and play pool it is yeah and you're like these guys are running

the world they're like running I work at the fucking bank dude right it's kind of like probably at the church where everyone's like, oh, Freemasonry. Yeah, of course.

But if you just go to a church, you don't hang out with the Pope. You know? Yeah. It's like, dude, you're at the church. Like, dude, you know the Vatican? And you're like, dude, no. Like, not this church, dude. Yeah.

Scientology did get it. But well, I guess all these guys are in that. But this is what he says. He goes, I had sex with so many women. It was so constitutionally disagreeable to the core of my being and that the one of the reasons is because he was like i'm supposed to be a one woman man i love this girl and i'm fucking cursed with being this pussy well no that's his explanation because your explanation is good well i guess he's just you know he had this agreement so she's like, well, I'm going to go. No, this is before this. So the bottom line

of the story is, he goes, back in the day, I dated this girl and she cheated on me and broke my heart and then I went on a fucking Will Smith,

Big Willie Styles rampage but I knew that I wasn't supposed to be a tearing up pussy rampage guy. So, he was tormented like,

you know, having a threesome with two girls being like, I'm not this guy. That's what he's selling in this debacle. Did he really say constitutionally? He sounds like a Jordan Peterson.

Sounds like Ben Franklin just fucking too many women. He's like, constitutionally I'm not supposed to do this. Ben Shapiro also, you could see him with an orgy with six women being like, what am I doing? This is not in the constitution. As we said, the reaction to this orgasm,

it would make him a gag and vomit. So the funny part is the, the, the orgasm and the cum and the puke happened at the same time. So he goes, ah, coming and puking at the same time. That's not fucking funny.

Him and the Parkinson's guy are in this lane of like, I'm not buying the story completely, but I feel bad at the same time. There's more to this. There's something more to it. These are both definitely like there's more to it. He's coming and puking at the same time. Do you think he ever pukes and then he comes? He goes, oh, I have food poisoning.

It's so gross. Dude, I fucking love the Will Smith stuff so much. So basically he goes, he revealed that after the girl was unfaithful to him, he resorted to excessive indiscriminate ways of sex. In every case, he hoped to God this beautiful stranger would be the one that would love him, make his pain go away, he writes.

Invariably, there I was, retching and wretched, and look in the eyes of the woman was forever deepened by my agony. So gay or not, you think, based on that sentence. He goes, looking in the women's eyes was just further deepening my agony. And his idea is that it has nothing to do with me and gay. It's like, oh, I'm just a one-woman man. But then he has a polyamorous relationship with the girl, so it doesn't even really make sense. This was a long time ago, I guess is what he's saying?

No, he has this, yeah, this is what he's saying back then, but it still doesn't make sense. But then he has... So basically she forced him, so he's like, this disgusted him, and then he's like, I finally found a woman, was married for a while, and then she goes back to this old gagging lifestyle. So that's the thing is he had, why didn't the gagging go away?

He wrote that like wretched in agony. Those are his words there. This is in his new like, in a memoir. Sounds like he like raped himself. Yeah. He raped himself.

That's what he's trying to pitch. It's like, dude, it's scary listening to, but it was like him doing it. So it's like, bro, just stop doing it.

But he's like untouchable because like, he's still like, you know, his, all this stuff comes out and his reputation Like doesn't really

There's some real good stuff About the girl I know Will Smith Yeah He's my top five Favorite action stars I would say it's Will Smith

Steven Seagal It changes a little bit Sometimes The Rock's in there Sometimes Statham's in there Who would you put In your top five I would definitely go I would say Chuck Norris

Is in and out too But the staples are Seagal, Will Smith. He's not really an action guy. Maybe. He's a likable guy. Schwarzenegger? Nah, Schwarzenegger a little bit, not Stallone though.

Stallone's crappy. But anyways, he goes, elsewhere in his memoir, Will, who's now 53, details aspects of his sex life with Jada Pinkett Smith. He reveals when he first started sex with her, recalling how determined he was to try to satisfy her

in the early days of the relationship. I started to wonder if it was a competition. Either way, as far as I was concerned, there were only two possibilities. One, I was going to satisfy this woman sexually, or two, I was going to die trying. Oh my gosh. Why is he writing this?

You're not like some dude over the hill. You're currently super famous. How much of a nightmare? What is this for? I was just going to ask you, would you ever write a book like that? I'm trying to think of myself. This seems like the kind of thing where you're like a guy who you're like, yeah, I was the biggest movie star in the world 10 years ago,

and I'm trying to get back in relevancy. He's the man. But you're like, you're the man I'm trying to get back in relevancy. He's the man. He's the man. But you're like, you're the man now. You don't need to do it. Oh, my goodness. How funny is it that he's just in there, and she's just looking at her watch?

The sparks. He's got the fucking welder's mask on. He's just done work. He's probably eating her out for 10 hours at a time. Mrs. Pinkett, are you pleasured adequately what was 50 cents thing get rich or die trying he's like fuck my wife or die trying give her an orgasm or die trying

that's a new album that shit's fire so crazy though that would be a fucking nightmare in a bid to rediscover himself and a search for clarity after the split Will writes that he visited a tantric sex expert in trinidad so when he's in his puking fits so this is when he's trying to pleasure her anytime he has sex with someone else he's puking then he goes to this tantric sex expert he thinks he goes he goes

i'm a fucking rich i'm a millionaire he's like how much would it take i just want to give her one orgasm oh i'm one fucking night of pleasure how much do you think I just want to give her one orgasm one fucking night of pleasure how much do you think they have sex does that person have sex with you to show you or they just tell you that's a good question

they're like here let me show you and then you cheat on your wife with the tantric person because what does the tantric guy do unless you're also like having sex right they just tell you put your finger here

or they're like well here just try it with me or you're like just call me when you're doing it and I'll guide you through it it sounds like this dude he goes okay I'm down there what am I looking for exactly

and he did ayahuasca so it does sound like this dude brought him in made him fucking do drugs and then he's like yeah did you all hold your hips you know what I mean like the putting it does seem like what you're going to want to do with your dick?

Here, I'll just guide it in there. Like, he'll just grab that for you. Yeah, let me get it out for you. And he goes, what the coach was doing essentially was cleaning up my mind, letting me know it was okay for me to be who I was. And he told GQ. He was also dating Hailey Berry at the time,

smashing her. And he goes, it was okay to think that Hailey is fine. It doesn't make me a bad person that I'm married and And I also think Haley is beautiful. Whereas in my mind and my Christian upbringing, I thought there were sins. So basically the guys in Hollywood, they go to this guy and they're like, listen, I'm, I have a wife and I'm fucking all these other girls. And he goes, yo, you're good, dude. He's like, no, I'm a Christian. He's like, dude, you're good. He's like, I got the Bible version of this here. You're like, you sure?

He's like, yeah, you're good, dude. It's basically, instead of going to like a confession, you go to this guy and he tells you you're sick. Yeah, you're the best. And he goes, yeah, I thought so. He goes, put your fingers through the hole of the confession. He goes, nah, you're good, dude. What do you think about that?

Say like you're in a faithful marriage. Like, you know, he's like, oh, I think she's beautiful. Like, how can I not? Like, is that a thing? I mean, that's obvious. How do you think about that say like you're in a faithful marriage like you know he's like oh I think she's beautiful like how can I not like is that a thing yeah I mean that's obvious how do you not do that yeah thinking they're beautiful is one thing

but it's like well obviously he's actually having sex with the girls and he's kind of like you know and I shouldn't feel guilty that I thought she was hot it's like yeah

also you were fucked you're a bunch of yeah you're a bunch of you're just like looking at her he's like oh yeah I'll add that next line I just I thought that was given

yeah so basically you go there and this dude just tells you you're fucking sick. So you go verdict. Do you think he's on the low? Also, YouTube right now having a field day with your pronunciation of Halle Berry. What did I say?

You said it three times. We take a five second break. I gotta take a piss. I think he's by and i don't like to start rumors and stuff but people seem like that was always the thing that people were yeah i know well i didn't even know that and then afterwards like a lot of people were basically like yeah he's they've been saying that forever and he did that uh separation or whatever 60s or something he did that movie where he plays this gay like con artist in the 90s and then people

were like that's how he got it or I don't know. Lots of theories. That's gotta be wild though because like a lot of these actors get in this crazy zone to play like these roles

and if he's just playing a gay dude for like two years straight I bet that has happened to Hollywood people. I bet that's great. Who are we talking? Our friend

knows Sean Penn like she knows sean penn's son or whatever i don't know if i could say this i'd probably say whatever i'm not gonna say the friend but she shows but like so sean penn was like when he was doing like uh fucking um what's the way he plays the milk no no no the way he plays the mentally... I don't know. I Am Sam or whatever. And he's like a method actor. Yeah. So he's like, my dad is just like mentally challenged for the next six months. Right. And he's like, doesn't like break character.

That's so crazy. It's insane. Like, dad, can I like get some eggs? And he's like, what are eggs? And you're like, fuck. Method acting seems nuts. And think about like, okay, you work out for over a long period of time to get stronger

and it works when you do it often. If you're pretending to be a gay character for two years and you're in that zone for two years, I guarantee that

it's turned actors gay in the same way that it's driven actors crazy. So I feel like there's a lot of gay actors that weren't gay because... Who plays gay roles though?

Like that's not very common. Will Smith did. That's the thing. What role did he play? In Six Degrees of... I think it's called Six Degrees of Separation from the 90s

he played this con man who was like he was like in the streets or whatever you're saying but there's also a chicken egg situation

where you kind of they're like hey there's this role you gotta like kiss a bunch of dudes you know what I mean and you go I guess I could do that

you know he's calling the other guy being like hey you wanna get together and go over scenes I remember it was a big deal at the time too because i think he did kiss a guy in the movie to me acting has always been a weird thing because like comedy you're saying what you think i'm podcasting live stream or whatever i say what i think these people are pretending to be people

they're not and then they're also recognized for people that they aren't like you're like oh dude i've seen your comedy like oh dude you're iron man you're Iron Man. It's like, bro, he's not Iron Man. He's just like a normal, you know, he's like an actor. That's a weird thing to just do in general that no one really thinks about. So if you're playing

these characters all the time, it probably drives a lot of people crazy. That's what I like the best action stars that are that guy. That's my favorite. And that's why Arnold,

I don't like him as much now because I feel like he's kind of not the guy he portrays. Whereas like, Steven Seagal, that's why he's kind of not the guy he portrays whereas like Steven Seagal that's why he's my favorite because like

he really does believe or at least he thinks he's that guy like if you said to him like doesn't he do karate or something yeah even Mark Wahlberg

was sick when he was kind of like you know if they try to if I was on the plane in 9-11 I would have beat the guys up like obviously you're an idiot

but at the same time you're like that's why you're fucking wicked like yeah he thinks he's that guy yeah I like the idea that I'm watching an action star Like, obviously, you're an idiot, but at the same time, you're like, that's why you're fucking wicked. He thinks he's that guy, yeah. Yeah, I like the idea that I'm watching an action star who he's acting, but he's like, I mean, obviously, I can't kill him for real, but I could. But I still like jingle all the way, right?

Oh, Arnold's made some bangers, for sure. But in real life, he's like, you know, he thinks he's a smarty pants. He's gotten lame, right? Yeah, he was doing like an know he thinks he's a smarty pants he's gotten lame right yeah he was doing like an orange man bad tour for a while and then he's also

like he kind of does the thing where he says what everyone agrees but like in a mean like you know just like a bad way he'd be the kind of guy

that's like I don't care what anyone says like drugs are fucking bad like he swears like telling you that drugs are bad did you see him in the COVID thing

he was in this like hot tub and he was just like we're all in this together okay like he did one of those like stay home things like a donkey or something or he has like a horse i didn't see i didn't see he has like he does these videos and he's like he's like yeah it's like it's like a horse i'm just like you i have a donkey a donkey horse yeah he goes i have my own everyone you have a donkey horse hybrid he's like yeah what? You have a donkey-horse hybrid? He's like, yeah, just like workers. Stay home with me. Bro, this is not relatable, dog.

No, he isn't. And he was like, and especially, it was even more annoying from him because he got the pass that other people, he was an actor that when being a Republican governor, and then it was like anyone that was kind of doing anything like what he did 10 years ago He was kind of doing What the comedians do

When they do like Edgy stuff And then denounce Everyone behind Because anyone That would kind of say Something remotely not In agreeance with the narrative

He'd be like this And it was like Dude if you were doing What you did Like now Everyone would be saying That about you That you're like

A fucking You'd have some other A you from 10 years ago Being like That's the funniest thing With like The George Carlin Or whatever because everybody like super liberal people are like george carlin so this is like george carlin would not be in favor of vaccine mandates right

the problem with a guy like him they're like two is he was alive long enough for one the con the comments are always different in the context of that period but But two, he was also a comic for 30 years and said a lot of stuff in a lot of different periods and then people get to pick and choose to make it seem like they agree with him. Yeah, of course, they pick and choose but you're like, I'll tell you two things that he was not. He was not pro-government or pro-pharma.

Right. Or pro-splicing. Yeah, exactly. None of those things. And everybody, they take like a second clip and they go, gee. But this is the thing, he said both over his career because he did say he was like, political correctness is just like, you know, being a,

just, fascism with manners. Right, exactly. But he also said that people like Andrew Dice Clay, he thought that they were just like using comedy to be racist. So he's like,

he's gone, he's said like all versions of it. And the truth is like, it depends on the thing in the context. Like sometimes, you know, we probably said some version of it. And the truth is like, it depends on the thing in the context. Like sometimes, you know, we probably said some version of like, ah,

these fucking edge, these type, this specific comic, like, no, he just actually kind of wants to say the N word or like, or he doesn't know how to do comedy. So he's just saying this shit to be like shocking because he's bad at comedy,

whatever. There, sometimes it's all of them. Like this, and there's no, like it's always this one or it's always that one. You know what I mean? Yeah.

I think him, and he's different from Alan Watts, but they were people that were, like, super philosophical. But I feel like maybe they didn't see this coming, or maybe they did. But the way the left, because it used to be, at least when I grew up, the right that was, like, oh, he's trying to speech please, and, oh, you can't say that. And they still are a little bit now. For sure.

And, like, they'll be like, oh, we're free speech speech but if you say a few things that they don't want to hear they make a pedophile joke see how much they like it yeah but i think so carlin it would have been interesting to see how he grew up like a noam chomsky he was all against this stuff but now he's like 90 and he's just like get the vaccine or die or something like shit like that and you're like damn i if he would have passed away earlier, I would have been like, oh, he would have been against this, but sure. I believe the truth is, no matter how great these people are, usually when

they get old, they're fucking have bad opinions. One way or the other. Even John Cleese lately has been like, this woke stuff is stupid. It feels like a clunky old guy dealing with this shit. Or you go the other way where you're like, everyone's a Nazi like Rob Reiner and you feel like a clunky old guy dealing with this shit or you go the other way where you're like everyone's a Nazi

like Rob Reiner and you feel like a clunky old guy like dude it is hard to be like so Mel Brooks is like the only sane old guy

Mel Brooks is like yeah we're coming out with Blazing Saddles 2 and you're like Mel you're alive? The truth is I didn't even know that that's awesome

the truth is any old guy that's sane at 70 probably just ain't talking about this shit anymore he's probably like just living his life and maybe come out every now and then. But I think any 75-year-old that feels compelled to really, really be in the conversation still usually is fucking going to have crappy takes and fucking opinions.

Yeah. I mean, the John Cleese thing is like, I think he's actually pretty consistent. He's kind of always, it's just. Yeah, but it's just like he almost, it feels like. Just because it's an old guy saying it. But you're like, he's like, yeah, I don't know. I've been, they've been policing my speech for ever. We don't get like that.

We will. Of course you do. Dude, I'm like that with music now. Like, I remember you're a fucking musician. Weren't at one point you were like really on the pulse? Maybe you still are because you are a musician but like i have i don't know energy where i'm like oh this stuff's this stuff's too much these mumble rappers i'm i was just listening like hootie and the blowfish in the car i'm getting

old yeah i like dude darryl's rocker really crushes it like a little pump i'm like that never mind i'll just hang out by myself yeah but know what you i feel like the thing that you lose is not that even that you don't like it or whatever but the reason you can't describe why like it's like when people go oh this guy sucks and i don't even know why people like him you're kind of like yeah exactly you don't understand why people like him like you should be ashamed of that yeah it'd be like i get why they like him because of this and this and this really isn't my thing but it's not even that they're like it's get why they like him because of this and this and this. It really isn't my thing, but it's not even that. They're like, it's crazy that people like this. You're like, yeah, because you don't get it anymore.

I mean, kids these days. Everybody's always going to be like at some point going to be like, ah, kids these days. Yeah, but you can still be on the pulse of different things. But you're missing the thing. Like to be a kid in high school and you're around everyone all the time and all that stuff. As an adult, I think our age, you're kind of around other conversations. But to be around the music, YouTube, TikTok stars, you'll never be every day you have 10,000 people around you that all kind of have the pulse. I'm less of a hater now.

I used to hate more. I liked lyrical rap um but who's who's your big like i like outcasts a lot we do a lot of group i liked atmosphere i liked eminem obviously when we like necro we were talking about him the other day i actually went to a chinese restaurant with necro but come on i didn't i didn't grow up listening to him but bro he's so funny like he's so over the top but like normally if i didn't know him i'd be like yo this is too much but he's so fucking funny i was laughing the whole time bro i love him my friend owns a hip-hop blog and it's like let's go get chinese food we're sitting at a table tent he's he's a wild dude what kind of stuff did he have like chicks they have like a bunch of girls we had a bunch of chicks we were rolling 10 deep between everybody

but uh he was funny man and he was just like an outrageous person you know what i'm saying like just like the way but but seemed very genuine and dope though but he was in the character he was just funny man like he would do something that normally if i was with someone i didn't like i'd be like yo that's kind of rude or that's like over the top but it was so funny that like it's kind of like comedy like oh you say something super about this race but it's not funny and it's like oh that seems so funny that, like, it's kind of like comedy. Like, oh, you say something super about this race, but it's not funny. It's like, oh, that seems kind of racist, bro. But if it's hilarious, you're like, oh, that's so funny.

So that's how I just felt like he was, like, saying wild shit, just, like, loud enough for everyone to hear. And I'm just like, douche. You know, I felt like I was a kid. He's really funny, yeah. He's clearly funny. Like, all those songs were like a comedic brain. You could just tell.

He's a funny guy. Seemed like a nice guy, too. He got fat, too, eh? Listen, I don't know. I mean, he's still around, I guess. Like, he's still kicking. I don't know if it was a buffet thing, but we had a,

let's just say we had a lot of food. Everybody ate good. I believe he, I believe he even got the bill, if I remember correctly. A stand-up singer. Oh, Negra was a man like that? Yeah, good guy guy from what i remember

so it's that guy and then like atmosphere who's the who's like the number there's this guy we're trying to think of it is the number one like philosophy it's hypocrisy i know that's what you're saying i think right but like the and then dirt nasty doesn't get one spiritual miracle does it get run? Lyrical, spiritual, miracle, cereal. Who's lyrical? Cereal, cereal. You got it. That's the one, lyrical, spiritual, miracle. I don't know. That's just like the funniest, most funny. You're like,

dude, I'm a lyrical rapper. I'm like, it's not just about three syllables. You gotta say, you can't be talking about like oatmeal and cereal. Like, it's not that cool.

So some people, they'd have the rhyme scheme down, right? But they wouldn't have the words. They'd be like, man, it's a miracle. I'm so spiritual. Yeah, we've never heard that one.

When Stripling raps, always those guys like the ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. It's dope, but yeah, you gotta say something with it, right? You're just saying I'm so spiritual. Yeah, we've never heard that one. When Stripling raps, all those guys like that. It's dope, but yeah, you got to say something with it, right? You're just saying a lot of nothing. I don't know. I like that one.

I hated everybody else, but as I got older, I started to realize, okay, like someone like Chief Keef, like why is it dope? Because I started liking him, like the melody and like the style. So that helped me a lot, I think, in life,

just to stop being such a hater. And I think in comedy, it's like if you identify what you don't like, then you always got to just make what you do like and yeah and i was spending too much time identifying what i didn't like right and also like you're spending too much time like in but intellectually describing things uh based on the framework when when you were young that's why like well we were gonna say this but like mark maron i actually listened to the full thing because he went on and i'll i feel like whenever you're like debating like things comics said it's like you try to do it like respectful yeah but they're watching no they're watching it's like it's a little bit that but a little bit like um it's uh there's like a level

of like respect yeah for any great you'd want to be treated probably too, right? Because you're used to people probably saying certain things. Yeah, but then I'll probably be, you know, next episode I'll be like, fucking Nanette sucks. Whatever, right? What? Did you know or familiar with Nanette too? No.

Hannah Gadsby, the great, probably the greatest. Hannah Gadsby? I saw her preview. One of the greats. I just like sat there and I just kind of, it was like SNL when Elon Musk, I was just like, I didn't laugh, but I was just confused. I was like, damn, that could almost be like a battle on B parody of like a woke comedian.

It was kind of like, I felt like I was detached from where I was like, is this a parody? Oh no, this is a really, except for me. I mean, the crazy thing is you're like, this is not for me, but also you're like, this is 500,000 people's favorite comedian of all time. No, they're lying. I'm sure they are, but you'll never get them to admit it. They're lying the way that I used to say it. You'll never get them to admit it.

Dude, when I was young, I used to say I liked bands I didn't like. There were some bands where I just knew they were cool to like. I'm not saying that they're- I gotta admit it, I didn't like them. They're a lot of people. Dude, she's going to sell out. She'll do a theater tour and sell it out in a minute. There'll be people that are crying, laughing before the president.

That's not going to get anything. She's like, well, President Trump. They're like, oh. She's like, yeah, he did something bad. They're like, oh, my. I like her. They're just ready to get that out of them. Like, F yeah.

Screw these people. I'm here at the hand of show. It's so funny because some people go to comedy to hear things that are like these forbidden things that you're not allowed to say but then you go to see her and she's like, Trump's bad and they're like, yeah, finally someone's saying it. Well, he was kind of gone.

His main theme was the gist of it was all these people they just want to say racist, sexist things and society keeps pushing and they're pushing back and it's like all these people you're just like i get kind of how you can use any specific examples well he and he built a whole theory about it because he was kind of like you know for example when people were um you know when uh before the people wanted to say the N word and they said,

oh, we can't do blackface. And then there was always the progressives pushing against that. And then Irish people came here and they had their union that was pushing against the stereotypes of Irish people. And then so the way that he like he was kind of like, look at all the times in history. But the problem is he picked times in history where it actually was way more racist right and then on top of that it's like what the biggest thing that i think that these people miss is with that you're making fun of them it's like these like kind of like liberal hollywood people being like oh you just want to say the thing and it's like no we're making fun

of you yeah the like hollywood stoop person that's like i will tell you what opinions you can have like you're the target was he talking about like chapelle though like was he like any specific comedian he did not mention chapelle okay he wasn't really going too hard on people he was kind of like i would say in my opinion his he was essentially hinting at like the rogan universe sure being like you know what i mean rogan's like but being like the kind of people you know comedians way too far the comedians who are like oh it's too sensitive that's kind of woke says bad like that was the gist of his philosophy was that these people are just kids and he was like i used to say subversive stuff and i realized

that it hurt people's feelings and that's no i don't do it. And, but you're just like, it's so much more complicated than that. And the same thing where he's saying that he's just decided what targets are acceptable because the same way you go, would you go make fun? He goes, it hurt their feelings. I realized, okay,

well what if you go shit on the Catholic church for 10 minutes and it fucking hurts someone's feelings? Is that feeling okay to hurt? It's like, well you've decided which feelings are okay to hurt and which feelings are okay to hurt? It's like, well, you've decided which feelings are okay to hurt and which feelings are okay to hurt and then you've built a philosophy around that that it makes your stuff okay to do and their stuff not okay to do.

Again, also, his main source of income is from Netflix. I'm taking what he says at face value. You're kind of saying he's lying and maybe that's the case but if you are to take his arguments at face value, I'm saying. Sure.

I mean, maybe it could be a bit of both. Like, I mean, I'm sure there's maybe some things he's thought of where he goes, yeah, I can't do that in my act because maybe it's not that crazy, but I might get in trouble with Netflix. I agree with you that that's probably what's happening. Yeah, there's some of them. I don't know. That's news people like all of it.

Content creators. Content creators. But not him, but they all have the same arguments everywhere. I feel like I've nailed the double standards in hypocrisy and where it comes from. Say like Sean King and Colin Kaepernick, right? They're like, you're racist, you're racist, you're racist. Their biggest fear is them in a different race. If somebody feels about their race like that.

Sean King? Yeah. We don't even know what race he is. Right. But let's just go with the default of what he says. Let's not it face value. When it comes to race, I don't call people racist. Things don't bother me no matter what you really say.

But what they don't want to see is somebody that feels about their ethnic group the same way that they do. So it's like they're at war with themselves. They don't want to see a white person that feels about white people one-tenth of the way they feel about black people. So it's hypocritical. I'm kind of missing this like okay so i'm so like a colin kaepernick type person he's like dude this is white supremacy this is white supremacy talking about like kyle rehanhouse who doesn't even talk about race so it's like he he doesn't want to see but he feels about i want to do this for black people this if there was a white person that said i want to do this for my people

he would be like you're a racist so it's like he's mad at what he's doing. It's like a projection sort of thing where his worst enemy is him in another race doing what he's doing. Right. So it's like, he's trying to stop the world from doing what he's doing. So, and also with the court case stuff, like, I'm not going to say, cause there's people on all sides, but I follow a lot of left-wing and right-wing people. I saw a lot of right-wing people say different things, but it was all about like, this is what I think about what happened. And everyone didn't agree on the last couple of cases that I saw. But on the left, it's just like, you're racist. He's racist. I win. You know, it's like the conversation over and I'm like, you didn't even logically were on the right wing as far as from what I follow. I'm sure there are people, but

no one really cares about ethnic group. They're trying to like dissect what actually happened in Ahmaud Arbery. And a lot of people were happy that the guy got convicted on the right wing because they're like, I watched the case and I determined that he was. They didn't care that he was white or he was black. It's the left a lot of times that it's like this projection thing. Like you said, I don't want you to say this about race or this is offensive, but I'm going to say this. They've determined it's like a class system. That's why you got some of these events.

All of their employees have masks on and they're out here with the social justice woman's right. But all the women behind them have masks on. I don't know if they realize they're doing it right, but it's like it's the crazy psychology of like so much hypocrisy. I'm like, how do you not see that? You know, like outside of the political angle, like they're all wearing masks. You're forcing them to. You don't have one. And your shirt says like equality for women but they're not even equal also you're a politician who made the rule to require masks

because you think masks are so important and then you're at an event and you're not wearing one on everybody else's you're like oh it's fine it's like the what was it the grammys or some shit or like the emmy's they have the expo i know or whatever that like the met or the men yeah they have a bunch of them where there's like yeah i was all the time i was kind of even thinking with that stuff too like that there's you know the the the what he's arguing against is the people that say like you're too people are too sensitive and people always go oh people are too sensitive and it's like they're not too sensitive it's like they want to silence you like you know you know what i mean people always go oh these like snowflakes are like sensitive and it's like like it's a good's the equivalent of the Chinese government putting a guy in jail.

The Chinese government was sensitive. It's like they weren't sensitive. It's like they don't want you to say this stuff. The fact is, very rarely, we know a lot of comedians, very rarely do you hear a really good comedian who takes some flack, being like, oh, they're too sensitive. It's always the worst comedians who are like saying crazy shit for like a rise. You are right.

And then they get like some blowback and they go, all these people are too sensitive. It's like, I mean, you've seen it a million times. You go to like an open mic comedy show. Some guy's like bombing. And then he goes,

oh, you can't handle this. How many times have you seen that exact version? Well, the best. Oh, you can't handle this. You go,

no, this sucks. Well, that's the old, like you start beefing with the audience, you know? Like, then someone says something and you're glad and you're like, this scumbag ruins the whole show. For sure.

Yeah, it was bad the whole time. It's like, someone please make a noise so I can blame you. Everybody would love to handle this. And they're just, you're terrible. And they're like, but it's easy. You know what? Like, comedy is, you know, we've seen a lot of times where, like like it's just there's a real dissonance a lot of times where some people i mean some people think they're like amazing when they're terrible like people like bomb every time

they're like yeah i just you know i'm like a few more years and i'm gonna be like you know the biggest comedian in the world and they're like there's you know they're not participating in reality like we are yeah you know and so but they they have to kind of like figure it out for themselves to say like, Oh, they just, they can't handle it. It's not a mission with me. It's them.

Well, we were talking about good JJ's here. We were talking with him, like how they clump, like all the things in when he's gay. He's like, but the same thing with that, where they go like the people like Marin,

when he's talking about this, they're clumping in, uh, being like saying a racist slur with saying like you know i don't believe that uh there's 8 000 genders right like you're clamping those like you're clumping those things they're not all they are not the same thing yeah of course one is like you know being like derogatory like and obviously there's no debate about that you're being derogatory the other someone goes uh you hear

this thing that people were saying recently where it's like so you get what is a woman like get someone to describe what a woman is and they go and they tell you it's like someone who identifies as a woman or whatever and you go okay but what are they identifying as like they can't do the definition without using the word and you're like well what so it's like that if you disagree with like their opinions on that you're like in that context you're not like trying to be offensive you go no i'm saying what i think it's like saying what i believe is the case to me is very different than i'm i'm calling like i'm not to say i wouldn't call a girl a cunt to be funny but they aren't the same thing like those are two jj's loving that they They're two different things. I think you nailed it earlier where it's like,

what they're doing is a authoritarianism, but they're, they're hiding it behind social justice and just being authoritarian. Like if you're gay, you should be able to be joked about, but now you can't. I think you should only be joked. No,

I call them LGBT supremacists. Cause it's like, everybody can be joked about, but not you. I try to bring up Freddie Mercury sometime where I'm like, he didn't run around and just say i'm gay i'm gay i'm gay he just made like the sickest songs and then no one cared because it was so fire like dennis rodman he used to dress up and stuff but he was so good people got away with it it's these people that suck that cry the most you know i'm saying like freddie mercury never cried a thousand times he made like amazing songs

and if you couldn't produce it and you were straight, you were at the concert being like, we will rock you. So I find that a lot of the weakest comedians and celebrities, they use it as like, oh, it's like a victim thing where it's like, there have been people of you. I prefer the victims at least. I prefer at least when it's them. Like when I hear like the same reason when like a chick's like,

dude, it's hard to be a girl and this and that i'll take that all day over a dude being like it is so hard to be a woman like my bare requisite is you're the thing you know what i mean no that's just like like jews have it so hard you don't get what he's going through with this inflation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, easy. I find with that one, too, I have a lot of people that hit me up and be like, dude, thank you. I'm in Israel. Thank you for talking about the medical tyranny that's going on.

Because so many right-wingers that are always so pro-Israel, none of them are talking about what's actually going on in Israel. So it seems like the left-wing sort of thing where they use it. We really care about the Jews. And then like when something really is happening, they got their backs turned. And I'm like, yeah, so this is happening in Israel.

And they're like, bro, thank you for not being weird about it and just like actually reporting on this. For sure. Well, Israel is crazy because they just were like, if you give us the vaccine, we'll turn our whole country into guinea pigs and we'll basically like give you all the data. We just want the vaccine first. And that was israel was where they straight up just like one day they're like everybody who was vaccinated was technically no longer vaccinated yeah the booster

they basically if you didn't get the booster on a certain day you're just like you're no longer israel's going hard over there they're well they're just kind of trying to be like you still think australia is the worst uh i haven't been there either so it's hard to tell like how because even like you said in New York City, are they all enforcing it or are there places that are like, come here? Even in Canada, that one guy got shut down for opening. I want you to commit to an uninformed opinion. Addison barbecue guy.

Right. And then even in LA, they were trying to shut that guy down. So I guess it depends where you are. In Orange County, there's one guy, Basilicos, he didn't shut down for a single day. tells me health people come and he he's like uh i told him to sit there they were outside he's like i ate a full meal in front of him and then i came out an hour later and said go fuck yourself and like they never bothered him right so it's like i don't know yeah you have the bodies that are pretty bad starting fights on purpose remember the well

the crazy thing in la was the those? Was it like a YouTube or something? Or was it the Milk Boys where they shut their power off? Yeah. Was it Jake Paul or was it the Nub Boys? I don't know. I don't know about the power. I know they got their YouTube taken off. Because of having a party.

But someone was like they were partying during COVID. I think it was maybe Jake Paul or something. And they shut off their power. Which is like insane overreach. We're like the mayor of a city as big as Los Angeles. It's like, we got to get this address, shut the power off to this address. They're partying. That's so creepy.

I can't tell how bad it is in these other countries. Have you been to Canada since this all stuff? Yeah, I've been to Canada a couple times. Is it bad? It's kind of the same like everywhere i feel like it really is kind of more blown up i mean the vaccine stuff i guess people are getting fired in that but the actual like lockdown stuff it's always seems a little more on the news like once comedy club one stuff actually opened before at one point like everything actually was closed and you're like dude you can't run a comedy club like it was kind of wild

but after that period most people like whenever i go home everything actually was closed. And you're like, dude, you can't run a comedy club. Like, it was kind of wild. But after that period, most people, like, whenever I go home to my friends in Toronto, they're like, yeah, we don't fucking do any of this shit. Like, dude, we're having parties. Like, everyone knows the spot. Yeah, it's just the stuff that's, like, closed. Yeah. I mean, with, like, the vaccine stuff. I was kind of always joking around when they'd be like, oh, you're allowed to have only,

you're allowed to have three people gatherings. I'm like, I mean, make it zero. I'm not following. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like, it's irrelevant. You can make it a fucking, you're allowed to have only, you're allowed to have three people gatherings. I'm like, I mean, make it zero. I'm not following. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like it's irrelevant. You can make it a fucking, I'm allowed to have like. But like they did make it in,

now in Canada, if you're unvaccinated, you can't like travel. Like you, so you, if you're unvaccinated, you can't take like a Greyhound to go somewhere. You can't take a train. You can't take a plane. You can't get trained.

You can't get trained. But so it's like if you don't have a car, first off, you're stuck and you can't leave the country instantly. You're like, if I don't have a vaccine, I'm not allowed to... I'm not allowed to leave the country because I guess you could maybe drive, but I don't know if you can drive into America without the...

Because there's only one border, right? So I don't know if you can drive to America without the vaccine. So you one border right so I don't know if you can drive into America without the vaccine so you can't go anywhere but you're also like I can't even take a bus to Calgary or whatever from Toronto that's our body he just moved out of the sticks and he's just doing construction and he's like smoking darts

him and the construction boys in the sticks celebrating he's just like he's going full American Canadian patriot that's what I was saying with the gun stuff like earlier if in America I don't think they would ever try here to say you need a vaccine

to take a plane they floated it but I think that would be kind of like too far where they'd be like that's kind of too far even though there's a lot of people who want it. From what I read, the pilots are actually getting exemptions because I guess they held pretty hard

and they're getting exemptions because they are the only ones who could fly the planes and I guess they got desperate. So yeah, I hope you're right. Well, no, but I'm just saying like a mandate from the government saying you can't fly in America without a vaccine, which is what it is in Canada. You can't hop on a plane in Canada within the country.

I think they could get away with it, but the question would be how much business do they lose? Oh, there's a lot. Yeah, I wouldn't fly. That's definitely my line in the sand where I would drive, I guess. We were in Florida. We did like in Naples, we did a show or whatever, and this dude

drove from Raleigh. Committed Boy's Cast fan. Naples we did a show or whatever and this dude drove from Raleigh he wanted to get playing yeah that's cool committed boys cast fan committed boys cast fan couple quick things the first one is who do you think

is the worst pundit on the air right now content creator who's the worst content creator you're right pundits not too even a fuck

they don't even deserve that word I mean it's who's the one that like pisses you off off my head I would say like, Joy Reid, Don Lemon, and then like, Rachel Maddow, but kind of like, I don't really watch and when

I do, they're like a parody of what I would think they're like, they're like, Charlottesville. I forget the one time they're like, Ukraine collusion. And I'm like, they said it all within a minute. I felt like they took every buzzword that I would think left-lingers would say and just threw it in together like the Ukraine collusion

might literally be Charlottesville you know January 6th reincarnation I'm like QAnon shaman and I'm like damn like within two minutes

she hit every time I'm like people watch this for an hour I got everything I need to know I guess that's if you watch like Tucker or whatever

one of those guys is like, all right, critical race theory, like, immigration, whatever. I want to tell you one thing that's so crazy. Someone posted this, I saw on Twitter, but like, it is just so insane. So the Waukesha thing, whatever, with the guy,

drove the car in the market, and like, you know, all these people are like, CNN is reporting. You were saying you were pumped about it, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quiet. But CNN was like, quiet. But CNN was quiet, but CNN was like, what happened again?

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so you're at the point where like i'm getting all the news from fucking straight up just like youtubers and like twitter guys and then cnn is like just making all this shit up and like they don't have any of this information you're like they're covering for regular people figuring this stuff out and you're like isn't this your job because they're just they're just lying like they They said he might be fleeing from a knife incident. That turned out to be true. It's just like a PR team. It would be like if Alec Baldwin, you're his PR guy. Let's see how we can turn this.

And then the thing was like a mistake or an accident or a crash. And it's like they made it just seem like it wasn't really a thing. They're trying to essentially just be like, here's all the potential explanations of why this could have been an accident. Why are you instantly being like, maybe have been an accident. Why are you instantly being like, maybe this is an accident. Why does it even matter if it's an accident or not? You're like, this is what happens

and if you get more information, you can report on it. It's pure propaganda and it's something that, I don't know if the news was always like this because I never watched, but after the Trump era and the way that they came down on it, now they just have no shame. Like with the Rogan thing, he that they came down on it now, they have no shame. Like with the Rogan thing, he got really upset because he's like, I know about this drug.

You might not like it, but this is what it is. They don't care. They just don't care. They'll push any narrative. But yeah, those three I think are the worst. And Brian Stelter is the funniest to me because he's just like – That guy, he's pretty in your face with lying, right? He just seems like a little guy up there. I don't know. He's just funny to me because he's just like... That guy, he's pretty in your face with lying, right? He just seems like

a little guy up there. I don't know. He's had this thing recently where he brings people on to shit talk him to his face. He'll be like, so what's wrong with me? And then they tell him

and he goes, oh, it's just your opinion. And he's just like, okay, so go think your opinion. You know. And he's just like, OK. He's like, I'll think about it. I saw that clip. I was like, damn. I don't know. Who was it?

But they destroyed him right to his face. Yeah, he took it pretty good. There's a few people. And they're like, you're literally what's wrong with America. And he goes, that's your opinion? That's your opinion, bud. Who do you think's the worst right wing? Like the Fox guy.

Who's the worst one? On Fox? Or just like right wing, like the Fox guy? Who's the worst one? On Fox? Or just like right wing guy period? Bill O'Reilly is my all-time worst, I feel like. He's hilarious. But I would say Tucker, I think, is like an independent thinker and will do stuff. Hannity, I think, definitely rode the Trump train. You know what I'm saying?

And like kind of just latched on. So I remember if there's a war, he's for it. But then Trump's around now. He's against it. So I trust Tucker, I think, more than Hannity. To be honest, I don't watch Fox enough. I think it's funny when Judge Jeanine just screams at people. They're like, they bring on like Geraldo Rivera and they're just screaming.

Or, you know, Maria Bartiromo. She's like, Trump, what do you think about that? I'm like, do people watch this stuff? Like, I'm sure she's a nice lady, but she literally just screams in this high-pitched voice. Geraldo doesn't like Trump, right? That was his thing. He kind of came back and was like a never-Trumper. A few of them were.

They weren't all. I don't think. But Geraldo, that's his thing, right? They have these people that they put, like Geraldo or I think it was like Juan Williams. But he's a hardcore left-wing guy, right? Yeah, and they'll bring him on just to fight. And I don't like people fighting. But I mean, if it happens and it's funny, but I don't know. It just gets loud. And I don't like people fighting. But, like, I mean, if it happens and it's funny, but, like, I don't know.

It just gets loud and I feel like. Yeah, you're like, I could go to my family dinner if I want to hear this shit. Yeah, I like to chill out and listen to something calm. Because then it kind of stretches me out, right? If you got a high-pitched lady screaming at a guy, like, I don't, you know, they're like, I'm like, ah, I could probably get this information somewhere else on a podcast. We're going to do one more thing here. So this relates to college. This

article comes, it was by The Sun and it's, men are developing golden penis syndrome and we need to put a stop to it. You have a golden penis syndrome. I got a golden penis! I'm not trying to promote my personal brand but it's worth

a lot. It's an anomaly, bro. What is it? All the babies. What is it? No, so the gist was, so this is funny to me, and the reason I like this is because, so forever it was kind of like 50-50 college, and now women are going to college at a way higher rate. And it's been about a week, and they already have a bunch of articles

of being like this is why this is worse for women yeah yeah totally so the guys are slanging deep because they got a golden penis

and they're mad about it it's a supply it's a straight supply and demand it's a supply and demand yeah it's because apparently none of these girls are going to

school for economics they're going to but that's the funniest part about it is it took them a week of being like, oh, because they were like,

it is so much harder for girls at college. And they're like, yeah, guys can't even get in. Girls are going to college at like 30% more rate. And then they were like, that is terrible for us. That is a sexual... That is an unintended consequence we didn't like. I was winning. We want more options.

Isn't that so funny? That's how New York used to be for me. I don't know, but when I used to go there, like one time this, I went out and this chick that this was, I was younger.

She was cute. She came up. She's like, can I just make out with you? I was like, and my friend was like, yo, what was that?

And I was like, I was like, I don't know what, that was crazy. And they're like, dude, there's so many gay guys here and there's so many,

like so many women that they're like, I don't know. You were just such a commodity because of the ratio. Cause there's so many gays. We went to a school that was 70-30. We had golden dicks back before it was cool.

And the beta energy, too, where women aren't really interested in that. These guys, the male feminists and stuff, they're not really appealing. So I guess the ratio is so crazy that I was like, I could get used to that. But L.A. was not like that. What do you mean L.A. wasn't like that? I feel like it wasn't like there were a lot of women and just like a lot of gay dudes. You said here was like a lot of dudes walking around. I guess the ratio was better there.

Where women were like, oh my God, a guy that isn't like, you know, a total beta or something. But I feel like I wasn't even that cool there. But I was like, I felt really cool that night. I was like, dang, like what neighborhood what, what neighborhood are we in again? It was like Manhattan or something. I'll come back here. Well, this is what they said.

They go, there were, well, there are few men enrolled in college than ever before, which means it's a tougher market for the collegiate females in terms of heterosexual relationships and Tinder. Uh, well,

it was the original thing that fucking evened out the supply. Because originally girls had to be like, maybe I'll have sex with you. Maybe I won't. And then they had to be like, maybe I'll have sex with you, maybe I won't. And they had to be like, no, yes, I'm here because I'm going to have sex with you. You got to put it on the table. Bummo, they start swiping you first. That was the downfall. And then on top of that, that is

sick. Honestly, I know that a lot of guys aren't going to college and there's probably reasons, but at the same time, if you're like, hey, 70, 30 and you could just go on apps like it's a crush fest. You could also just go get a job and live near a college. Get a Sally May loan. Which is what my friend did.

Go 100K in a day. Remember that? So I said, get a Sally May loan, 100K in debt. They're like, hey, Ryan, I listen to your podcast. I'm in debt, but I piped a lot of debt. If you do the math, you paid like $10 a fucking bomb. Do you think that people shouldn't go to college? I mean, it depends what you're studying, but now with the mandates and stuff, it's just—

But you have strong opinions on—you know, a lot of people are like, college is useless. Do you have strong opinions on that? I'm on my own business, but I think it's definitely—I wouldn't look at it as favorably as I used to now. I think—for me, I dropped out. You went 100 dead? I don't think I learned anything in school. Like used to now. I think for me, I dropped out. I don't think I learned anything. Like Kanye West. Yeah.

Except a little, a little less rich, but yeah, I learned all my advertising and marketing just trying online. Um, but yeah, I don't know if some, some of the schools are forced vaccinating people, but if you have a degree that you want to get.

But even just like the other stuff aside from the vaccination, like finish a hundred K and dead with a fucking BA and nothing? Yeah. BA and dyeing your hair? I would suggest against it, but I don't want to be the reason. You know, like some people need to be doctors and they need it. No, we're not doctors!

But if you get like a liberal arts degree or like even an advertising degree, I don't know. I felt like my hustle was what made it for me. I don't remember two things that I learned in school, but I was also a degenerate student. Yeah, like advertising degree. I don't know. I felt like my hustle was what made it for me. I don't remember two things that I learned in school, but I was also a degenerate student. Yeah,

like advertising degree is a perfect thing because you're like, you can get an advertising degree or you can just go like figure out Facebook ads and then go to a company and be like,

hey, I know how to use this. Listen to Gary Vee scream at you in the morning. He's like, wake the fuck up, pussy. You know,

like start selling things. Like he's at a garage sale 530 in the morning. He's like, dude, this guy's hawking me. It's like this old guy bent over. I'm like, bro.30 in the morning. He's like, dude, this guy's hawking me. It's like this old guy bent over. I'm like, bro, he doesn't care.

He's like, dude, he's like, fuck out of the way, old guy. That'll probably seriously work better than college, listening to. Hell yeah. I got to tell you a funny Gary Vee story, but we won't tell the details. No, tell the details, dude. No, I'll tell the details, but I can't tell the person. It won't air out our body, but he was doing some stuff with Gary Vee. And then Gary Vee was deciding who is going to be like the film crew that like films this stuff.

And Gary Vee, everything's content for him. And he brings his staff in and he goes, so who has the job of like, for example, like if you have a crew and you're like, okay, I'm going to need you to go on this tour and film these videos for me. I need one video a day. I'm going to need you to go on this tour and film these videos for me. I need one video a day. I'm going to do this. He makes his crew draw straws and films it to figure out what fucking his employees are doing that week. Not like who's better. He makes them draw straws and that's, and then he makes a video out of that.

He's a madman. He's the type where I'd be like, if I first met you, I'd be like, yo, how are you doing? I'd be like, yeah, just, just pound me. Yeah. Yeah. Yo, did you get that? Did you get that? That's good. That's good. That's good. He's like, that's good. He's like just pound me yo did you get that did you get that that's good

that's good he's like that's good and then you're trying to talk to him he always screams over people he goes always touching

never connecting always touching always touching you good bro you good always touching Teddy does that always touching

never connecting he's like we got that okay cameras off he's like fuck you go fuck yourself. Get the hell out of my office. Did you get the pound? Women are getting frustrated when it comes to dating men thanks to men's surging egos.

Women, just go get liberated by all these guys. There's a lot of guys who want to do the liberating. Let these men liberate you in college. Let the BoyzCast fans liberate you. Do you think that's a real problem or just like that specific blogger has a problem

so she's trying to like she wants to be a princess she goes I used I don't have like you know I have to just be in the dating market

like how guys used to have to do it they're basically life is what guys life used to be right 70% men that's what it was

produced back in the day do you think it's just because they're not desirable like I'm sure you're saying it goes back say it to her face. I mean, the thing is, she's editorializing

by saying men are... No, hot chicks that have a good mindset, they're probably still crushing. Of course. She's like, why from my San Francisco apartment with my seven cab view

can I not see the guy down on the floor? It might be you. That's her opinion that men are developing. That's your opinion. Yeah, she's like, men are developing golden penis syndrome. It's like,. That's her opinion that men are developing. That's your opinion. She probably had an ego to go,

men are developing golden penis syndrome. It's like, why? Because some guy didn't call you back? Yes. Right, exactly. Well, I want to hear

what she says. She goes, there's more than that. She says it's a trend. Three Tinder dates to the trend. Trending. That's the thing.

The rule of threes was a trend. She goes, there's also a trend of men not in college not wanting committed relationships because they want to keep Oh, really? Men in college don't want to be in committed relationships? It's a trend. men not in college not wanting committed relationships because they want to keep their options. Oh, really? Men in college don't want to be in committed relationships?

It's a trend. Do tell. When did this trend start? When the first college opened? What are you talking about? She's been doing research and she's seen a trend of men not wanting committed relationships in college. Tommy Lauren got really attacked by conservatives because she sat

with five chicks and she was like, men are trash or whatever. And they're like, you know, really attacked by conservatives because she sat with like five chicks and she was like, you know, men are trash or whatever. And it was like, and they're like, yeah, yeah. And she's like, yeah, we all agree. And I'm like, maybe you and your four friends, like, you know, that poll is not the whole thing. Like, just because you have four agreeable friends, they're probably afraid to disagree with her. You're videotaping me right now.

I'm not going to disagree on camera if you yelled at it. But, oh, it must be true. I think that's what's going on. People. Yeah. There was a person's like the one girl in the cruise, like these men won't sign. The other two are like, yeah, I mean, I'm dating someone.

I love my boyfriend. There's a trend of men that won't come in to us. And then the girl's like, yeah, my guy's been trying to rope me down. Actually, like male models aren't writing articles like, dude, it's really hard to get women nowadays. You know, it's like the guy who's doing it it's like sylvester johnstein from uh you know npr he's like it's very difficult on bumble and you're like dude yes but maybe not for everyone you know well another user chimed in saying that once she learned about the golden penis syndrome then she knew she'd been a victim of it. If that doesn't just mind women. A lot of them already were victimized.

We're getting victimized by golden penis syndrome. Golden penis syndrome rules. Any guy that didn't like you has a golden penis. I mean, that works enough for me. She didn't realize it, but she was like, oh, my day life's been bad. He goes, no, you were a victim of golden penis syndrome. Oh, right, right, right. Now that you say that, it does remind me of how many times that's happened to me.

I might blog about it next. Golden penis syndrome is incredible. Okay, so me and Danny this week, we're going to do another episode on the Patreon that's going to come out a day later because we're going to fly back to New York and do patreon.com slash the boys. For all the high-value males. That's the thing. If you want it to be a high-value high value it's only HVMs on the Patreon only HVMs on this

you got that Tai Lopez style ranking you're like if you want to be high value you'll pay the price we did this female dating strategy

where we read where we read about HVM look at Barney it's Ryan Long we'll teach you so now all the YouTube listeners

are low value males and then the Patreons are high value males thanks for the ad revenue but you could do more let's be honest you could do a little more. But hell yeah, dude.

It was so fun hanging with you because we've been talking on the internet and stuff forever. And I honestly think the shit you do is the best. But where do you want people to wrote you to now? You said the Facebook's like your kind of main thing. Yeah. Instagram's easier to spell. Dream rare. Instagram.

TikTok. Dream rare. Facebook. Instagram's popping. Are you monetized on Insta? They did. Yeah. They actually. It's not very much, rightized on Insta? They did. Yeah, they actually. It's not very much, right?

The badges aren't much, but they had a real thing. They rolled out reels and they said, you know, if you can get a real thing, they're giving you 9,000 or something. So I was like. Yeah, you got to do your Instagram video. All your videos are good, dude. You like some. That's why when you started doing TikTok videos, I was even thinking to myself, I'm like, those

are going to, if you don't get kicked off, those are going to do really well because you're like really good at like summarizing a thing in 45 seconds so i taught myself how to edit well too because i never liked uh how my music videos came out for a while so i started editing so it helps to do everything yourself you know and that's like comedy whatever i mean i don't know who films it for you guys but when you're in control yeah right it's it makes it a lot easier so you're not dependent on anybody. But yeah, DreamRare on Instagram or Anomaly, but you got to spell it

A-N-0-M-A-L-Y, the O's of zero. Someone else is, there's another Anomaly out there, right? Yeah, yeah. I told you that. Punk bitch, dude. What was the other thing?

What were you telling me? Oh, the gamer, yeah. They invited me to some pro poker tournament, but they thought I was the Twitch streamer and then they disinvited me because I wasn't famous enough. And then they accused me of grifting just to talk to a hip-hop guy like I needed a career

or something. I was like, bro, this is crazy. And I look him up, he's got two million things, and he just has that little Koopa or Shy Guy. I think he has a Shy Guy avatar. I'm like, dude, fuck this guy. But honestly, if he's out there, I don't mean it because he could probably ratio me and send me

like a million angry like Twitch trolls. So man, you don't want those Twitch trolls. We support all anomalies being together. All content creators,

right? Yeah. On television. Hell yeah. Content creators, you can suck a dick and this is the boys cast. Um,

and oh, that's the one thing I was going to say. If, uh, the one thing if everyone could do say. The one thing if everyone could do is leave us a review on iTunes.

We never really asked for that, but it's a huge thing for us right now. Especially because we just started having guests again. It's like I find whenever someone asks me, first thing I do is look at their iTunes ratings. If it's under 1,000, I'm like, eh., when someone asks me, first thing I do is look at their iTunes ratings.

If it's under 1,000, I'm like, eh, you know? Yeah, if it's three stars, I just say, go fuck yourself. Yeah, the stars, you don't even know me. Lose my number. The stars I care less about, but mostly I'm like, I want to see someone that's like,

you go, no, people go and they're like, I have a huge podcast, this and this, that's 50 ratings. You're like, obviously no one cares. Two ratings, one of them's like, Grandma, I'm really proud of you. Yeah. You're like, mm. All right, fuck yeah, thanks like grandma I'm really proud of you alright fuck yeah thanks buddy

did you get that alright did you get that Gary Gary you got it