The Boyscast with Ryan Long - RACE vs GENDER

Episode Date: July 9, 2021

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And some of them are kind of popping off. So before we even get into any of that, I think everyone needs to know the big news. I don't know if you hear, but... The hot dog eating competition? No. Bigger than that. We probably get into the hot dog eating competition,

but that pales in comparison to the fact that Andrew Cuomo's daughter has officially come out as demisexual. That is big news. You know, because he's such a fucking meatball, too. He goes, Demi, what now? When I was, well, I was thinking about that when I was going to sleep. I go, ah, fuck, man.

Her sexuality, she hasn't really, you know, because she even said in the article, she goes, when I was in elementary school, I thought maybe I was a lesbian. Then I thought I was going to maybe come out as bisexual. When I was in elementary school, I thought maybe I was a lesbian. Then I thought I was going to maybe come out as bisexual. When I was in high school, she thought she was pansexual.

And then she finally found it. She found it. She found the one that fit her. Sort of like, you know, this, you're trying on the Cinderella trying on shoes.

Yeah, yeah. No, it's like the porridge. The little bear. The little bear. And this one was just right. This gender identity was just right. And demisexual, for those of you who don't know, and we have talked about it a little bit, but I just want to also applaud demisexuality

because it's the final component that allows every single girl on the face of the earth to be part of the lgbtq community so if you are it is the final one where you go fuck i'm not gay i mean you never had that problem yeah i've never had that problem it's too gay not really bi i don't want to be bi and then finally out of nowhere like a superhero for the progressive age, you go, demisexual. Isn't it amazing how the pendulum shifts

where queer was such a dirty, it was literally a dirty thing that you call someone, and then now it's just everybody's clamoring to get on board. They can't wait to be part of the commune. They're bummed that they're not. Bummed? It was driving her nuts. She was tossing and turning in her bed.

I love the idea too that she's now not nuts. She goes, figuring it out, not nuts. She was tossing and turning in her bed. She couldn't believe her luck when she came across Demisexual. Someone came to her and they go, like in a dream, they go, you're Demi. You're Demi. You know what my favorite part about this kind of shit is

that the whole idea of coming out and why it might be hard coming out of the closet is gay or whatever right is that

people are gonna look at it weird right and they go you know people before they didn't want gay people to get married

that's a real thing yeah of course yeah exactly gay people were discriminated which is why it's hard to come out of the closet which is why you have to come out of the closet there is nobody that gives a shit if you're demisexual like there's no guy like a caricature in alabama sitting there being like these fucking demisexuals demisexuals what's next they're gonna be marrying dogs? Yeah.

Love, love. You know, it's all like love, you know, love, Trump's hate or whatever. Yeah. But it's like there's no demisexual hate. No. So. Though the problem is you can't hate something you didn't know exists. It's equivalent of it's just kind of thinking you're more important.

But the whole thing is trying to be more important. But then on top of that, it's the equivalent of like someone that's into some weird ass shit like you know dungeons and dragons or whatever right and then they're kind of sitting there going these people fucking hate that i'm the dungeon master and i'm not playing by the normal oh you're you know you're walking you're at a bar and someone bumps you and you go because i'm the fucking dungeon master. They don't respect me. Literally like every open mic comedian. He's going, triggered? Yeah.

You hate that I'm the fucking, that I'm not playing by the rules of traditional D&D. And you go, what? Yeah, no idea. Did you? Excuse me? I saw a Twitter thread actually about this. And someone, so I guess the whole thing demisexual is like someone made it up on like a tumblr post the 10 years ago i was like it was like a joke and some sort of like um not like a like a fan fiction thing someone made it up and then it like took off but like they were

like it literally didn't i mean i know all these things at some point don't exist i made up i mean i don't know if you know this but in dressing rooms, they made up being gay as a joke. And then that fucking that's how it started. That's how being gay started. And then one guy in like the hockey dressing room, he's like, what if we just actually sucked it? And then he liked it. And he was like, I'm going to start. I think we're on to something here. Yeah.

So that's how being gay started. It started as a joke in college hockey locker rooms. Hazen amateur hockey locker room. Yeah, that yeah that was that was the first gay guy do you have any crazy like saw any crazy hockey hazing stuff or heard stories yeah well when i played hockey there was like different teams but me and my group of friends whenever i played sports were kind of not into you know any of that shit but there was super gay shit well there was at my high school i remember the younger age they did the thing where they all fucking you know legitimately the they put their dicks like tied them to a string and

then the string goes to the pucks with and then that's literally what i was just about to say and then they would throw pucks in the bucket and then uh it it pulls on your dick dude i was literally about to say that dude if, if any of that shit... My friend played in the OHL and that was the craziest story ever. So people did do that shit, but my kind of year or whatever, I think, you know, whatever,

maybe there was more people like me on it that were like, yeah, we're not... Yeah, I'm not tying a bucket to my cock. I'm a little more concerned about fucking... Dude, we were more concerned about, you know, getting kicked out of places. Yeah. Like going to the tournaments.

You weren't super worried about tying buckets to your cock yeah i was i was always against that shit i never liked that frat boy shit the closest i liked that to that stuff was i like jackass yeah but my friend told me he would like his first he was like a rookie in the ohl and literally he's like in the shower and guys would just literally take a shit in their hands and throw it at him yeah yeah that was it got a little out of control throw it at him yeah yeah that was it got a little out of control it might you might say that the the hazing era i mean even in like legitimate u.s frats you'll hear girls where the story was they're like the girl had to fucking tie her legs together and they put her naked and she had to

crawl around oh it's like always about her pretty criminal if she wanted to be a part of the sorority and you're like this is fucking you guys are losers yeah that's a fucking gay it's a bit much yeah you don't have to do that stuff to be a comedian but the other thing is they there's this idea that um i people always say that it was just making me laugh because we were making fun of our friend jj in the chat group and everyone always talks about how um you know you call people gay as a joke and they go that's because you hate gay people and you go no no I have multiple gay friends and I'm consistently

accusing them of being straight everyone I know that I'm gay you're not gay you fuck girls you fucking straight just be out with it come out so okay we released this Hollywood video today and I actually have Like a lot of stuff

Kind of to go through I feel like it was In a bit of an eventful Week for fucking The crazies Oh yeah But So

We released the Hollywood video This week And So it's been on top of my mind Because everyone's talking about it And stuff But I went to see the purge Like the new purge Like you went to a movie But I went to see The Purge, like the new Purge.

You went to a movie theater? I went to the movie theater. Yeah. It was pretty solid. Cool. And one of the things that movie theaters all have now is they're pretty aggressively all have the big comfy seats. You're essentially sitting in sofas in most of these movie theaters. I feel like that's caught on in a lot of places.

I like that. And it still blows my mind how these movie theaters. I feel like that's caught on in a lot of places. I like that. And it still blows my mind how these movie theaters exist. Even whenever I go to a movie theater in downtown New York, I go, you know, this rent must be $200,000 a month.

I mean, I always think I'm like, yeah, like, you know, there's an AMC near here like on 2nd Avenue or something. And you're like,

put fucking 50 stories of condos on top of it. Put 50 stories of condos. Seems like the only way to really make that work. Or, you know, a nightclub. I just don't get it. Put 50 stories of condos. Seems like the only way to really make that work. Or a nightclub. I just don't get it.

Yeah. How? How does it happen? In your opinion. Considering I don't even know the last... I spent $20 there. Fast and the Furious makes them a lot of money. How much money? Who's funding these places?

It doesn't make any sense. And they go... Everyone always says it's the concessions. They go, they make money on concessions. I go, yeah, my popcorn was eight bucks. Yeah. Huh? I mean, it cost four cents.

But, well, it's the whole AMC thing with the stock market. Like, it's actually an insane thing because they were almost bankrupt. And then because everybody made the share price of AMC go higher. And then they just sold a bunch of money. And all of a sudden, AMC went from almost bankrupt to to like we have like $2 billion in just cash right now. Yeah, but okay, so now they have a lot of cash. Yeah, they're not going to make it. It's not a profitable business model.

I think it was, yeah, even before COVID, you were hearing a lot of like- Dude, can you imagine looking at it? Okay, so imagine some of these places in fucking high, you know, maybe one of the ideas is, I'll tell you one thing, they just lose money in metropolitans and make it everywhere else but they need the they would just want to

be they have to be there for sure they got to be there yeah there's a very real chance of that like a lot of stores you know will have their flagship like time square store that's losing they're losing tons of money well that's every time i go to these places i go this is not a possibility if i went dude we look we look at fucking places for studios. They go, here's a little one studio apartment, $2,500 in a decent location. Okay? And then you go, okay. And you go, okay, so I need a business that can make $2,500 a month.

These places, $200,000. What are you going to do here? You go, how about this? We pay a huge amount of money for movies, and then we'll have eight people at a time watching them. I mean, I say one. But they'll buy popcorn from us. One assumption, though, which maybe makes it a little better, is maybe AMC bought that piece of, they own that thing outright.

Well, they do, but still, that's still opportunity cost. Right, yeah. You're just saying maybe, okay, whatever. That's less relevant. No, it's not a good business. It was a bad business before COVID. Now they're like, we need everybody eight feet apart. Although I guess you don't need that anymore.

So it kind of feels like with, you know, the Hollywood, by the way, remember how the Holocaust line was yours and I go a little white. You said that everyone was like, no, the Hollywood definitely would have made that movie. i told you people wouldn't like that line i hope you would go oh they go oh yeah hollywood doesn't want to make a holocaust film people weren't happy with that one i said they haven't made one in a while i'm telling you that you pitched it now i think i like you're right right now they would be like you know it's been done it's just the casting

thing they go we would straight up have to have like they would be like, you know, it's been done. It's just the casting thing. They go, we would straight up have to have, like, they would have to have a way that they don't have an all-white cast in. That's the problem with it. So Dunkirk, that Dunkirk, I'm pretty sure it's Dunkirk. I remember watching it. If anybody's seen it, you can correct me, but I'm pretty sure it's Dunkirk or some movie like Dunkirk. Because it's obviously all white people because it's World War II. And then there was one scene where there was one black guy.

Yeah. And like, it must've been like an artistic choice where they go, we're going to like put. Dude, they have a fucking, the new movie, they have the guy and it was like 19,

you know, 1860 or whatever. And they made the, the princess. Well, Bridgerton. Yeah. Bridgerton.

They're like, we're going to do this, but all black. And you're like, okay. I mean, cool. That's fine.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, you know, whatever, that's fine. But the, I mean, if they're going to do that and like, black. And you're like, okay. I mean, cool. That's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, whatever. That's fine. I mean, if they're going to do that, and if they have the idea, we're going to make them vampires.

I'm just like, oh, that's not that much crazy. I just don't like the... My biggest problem is the remakes. Because it's like they just don't have an original idea. And it's all this laziness. And it's almost like Hollywood's been the fucking problem since the start. I think one of the best points is Hollywood being like,

oh, we didn't want to put Bruce Lee out because everyone's too racist for this. And then they put him out and everyone loves him. And they'll kind of say the same thing about other celebrities. They go, I don't think people are ready for this. And they put him out and everyone goes, no, everyone goes, we're not ready. No one's as racist as you think we are. Yes. You're just you're just kind of projected you guys aren't ready for this you're too racist and everyone's like we're not that racist but they're trying to will racism

into existence the same way so this movie it's like a caricature of what they think you know people in the south are right and they're it basically reminds me of Hollywood's trying to will sexism and Islamophobia into existence is basically the same way that they try to will Jim from The Office and Justin Long into being an action star. Yeah. It's like they have a history of being like,

this is what we want to do. And you go just jam in the square peg in a round hole. Yeah, it's like someone just they just make their whole life's work and their job to just be like i'm gonna make this happen i'm telling you it's like aliens came down and they told them what this world's like and they go dude half the country they are so fucking racist and they go got it i'll write that it's funny too because then you think it's some sort of meaning to be like do we really want to alienate half the country with this movie well they think that the half the in their minds half the country right now is like prep prepping their kerosene for their cross burning right

right so they're not even going to these movies yeah they go to movies they're prepping to you know for the race like that's how they see it. So race wars are coming, but the, it's so far. So the purge was, you know, kind of a, it should have been a one-time pop to begin with, but they made number of them.

They're made more than fast and furious, but they, I don't know how many they were. They stopped giving them numbers. Like this was called like the purge, like reset or whatever, you know, I can't remember why,

but it was, they don't, they stopped giving them names like that, but the, the premise and they essentially revamped it, and they went hard on today, where they go, because of Trump, basically, there's so much division, so we need another purge, because that's the way that people will calm down.

So they tried to shoehorn their purge into essentially what today's political class is. Was there anybody in a MAGA hat? No, they didn't make it that on the nose, I don't think. But maybe they did. I can't really remember. Or like a red hat. But the best part was, so they do the purge and the purge ends

and everyone in the purge goes, we're not done purging. This purge goes on forever. And the gist of it was because all the white people decided that this is the forever purge because we need to get rid of fucking mexicans so the purge is over but everyone's you know everyone's getting together and it's like you know confederate like south will rise again kind of stuff and the gist of it is we need to take our country back by purging. Okay.

So this is the forever purge, and whatever. But I thought the whole point of the purge was that it's like the government allows it for a day. It's legal. Well, there is an undertone of some of the people in the movie that are kind of like, you don't understand. The government wants you to fight, and they were like, we don't care. We're here to cleanse.

We're just fucking racist to the core. They had a guy walking around with a swastika tattoo on his head just being like, no more Mexicans. So this is the kind of stuff that's happening. And that I'm like, whatever. I'm watching this being standard. They're shoving it down your face. I don't even care.

Honestly, when I go to the movies, I don't even care if it's good or bad. I just like going. Yeah. But the funny part that was, I go, these people is Mexicans. I mean, they're doing the. Mexican movie makers. Yeah. No.

So what happens was they basically, because the Americas got so bad because of all the purging, they need to go try to be refugees in Mexico. So Mexico goes, we're going to open up our border to let a few people in because America's gotten so bad. Oh, fuck off. So the news comes on and they go, these dreamers. No.

They call the American dreamers. I would literally be in the movie theater being like fuck off like i would be audibly just like so the mexican government is deciding how many dreamers they're gonna let in because america is such a shithole right so americans become the refugees into mexico and mexican government decides that how many they're gonna take refugee but here's the best part we're in like some sort of artistic dark age right now. At least for movies. What the fuck is this?

So even better than that, and this is my favorite part by far, is so all of the people, including the Mexicans, are fleeing back to Mexico. And they have the people that are, you know, the coyotes bringing people to Mexico. Right. So all the Mexicans that are in this guy's group, they're there trying to get back to Mexico. But the racists who were trying to kill the guys want to kill them before they get to Mexico.

It's basically like the Underground Railroad. It's like the opposite. It's like they're trying to get to Canada and the slave masters are trying to kill them right but they weren't trying to kill them the premise was we want them back in mexico and then so the premise is like we want our country to be you know white again that's the whole idea we have too many mexicans here as this starts happening the mexicans and some white people are like we're fleeing back to mexico and they go oh no you don't so these people are trying to get to mexico before the white supremacists who live in here they maybe want them dead more than they want them in mexico well allegedly they do yeah but why would that be the case when they're they why would you not okay so we're in a big city

they go we're gonna get rid of all the mexicans half the mexicans go we're going back to mexico instead of being like okay solved on that front this movie had probably 400 rewrites like every time something in the news cycle was like how do we like shoehorn this in you're like oh yeah you know like and you're like then you shoehorn it in you're like this makes all this other stuff not make sense now though and yeah whatever that that this movie got and every time they rewrote it they added a new thing that fucking you know wrecked the whole rest of the movie for sure and then they would just be like what if we just say that line there was all sorts of lines yeah just single lines you know like they'd just be driving in the car and the the mexican guy would be like you know we need to

get to safety and the white guy would be like, maybe races shouldn't be together. And this is like the protagonist white guy too. 84% of Google users like this movie. Oh yeah? Not good reviews though. But you know what? You know how there's that whole thing where like Rotten Tomatoes, with all the movies that are like the woke movies

and they get, what is it? Really high Rotten Tomatoes scores. It's like the Bo Burnham special where the people are just like... This is average across average across the board yeah the people just open their mouth for movies like this to jizz in it they're like the purge finally takes on social issues what the purge was lacking in awareness they have finally the the purge finally opens its eyes so when you see this shit and then you have actors uh and every movie was some version of this i watched the preview like they're all this kind of shit right but it's so funny

these hollywood people just live in this dream world and then you you know you hear these people the hollywood people come out and talk and say their opinions and a lot of there's this idea where people go back and forth on the idea of like whether hollywood people or athletes should be able to talk right they go this dumb athlete or whatever this dumb thing and what so when you go oh just because it's an actor doesn't dismiss them or whatever but like it a little bit does when you go this person got really famous for something different and now they're trading in that capital so they could tell you their opinions. Yeah.

Whereas this person, whether you like it or not, got popular from saying their opinions. I mean, for sure. Like, but like there is a fucking difference, but a lot of times too,

when people get mad at, you know, some actor for giving his opinion, it's they're mad at him for giving the opinion that contrary to the one you hold. That's of course true. And vice versa. And then on both sides, as soon as they're mad at him for giving the opinion that contrary to the one you hold that's of course true and vice versa and then so it's on both sides as soon as they're literally they'll be like patricia arquette could suck a dick and then kevin sorbo's like trump's sick and they're like

these actors yeah yeah they go they need to step up more and you're like shut up you're like you just like hearing your own opinion said and you don't like somebody going against your opinion right yeah it's like obvious and then yeah you take a fat you know like look if lebron james all of a sudden was like donald trump is the greatest president this country has ever had instantly everybody would be like get out of your fucking lane that's right lebron yeah of course you know did uh so matthew mcconaughey he's a funny one for me because like I don't actually think he's like that stupid. But it's just like he's so he just seems like a guy that took so much fucking acid. Yeah, he's out there.

He's out there. So it's like underneath it all. I bet you like if you was your friend, I go, he's not that. But like the things he does, this Fourth of July video. Did you see this? I didn't see it. No, I heard something. I something where he's what America but like the things he does this fourth of july video did you see this i didn't see it no i heard something i something where he's what america's going through puberty or whatever yeah but it's all very much like and you know sometimes you open up your eyes and those eyes didn't want to be open so you just got to sit back and let the breeze come through

and this is the fourth and some people they might not want to be open to the fourth or the third or the seventh. But we live in a we live in a tumultuous time. And what is time? Like, it's all that. Oh, he's just like taking bong rips. Dude, wearing a poncho. Just like it's straight up. Ayahuasca trip, dude.

Like, wow whack he seems like that type of guy though you know what he seems like the type of guy that you walked in and he's doing that and then you like went to get like some food you came back and you walk back in the house and he's like and the sky could be blue maybe we all a little blue and you go oh you're still going he's like that college roommate everybody had where he was like, everybody had the crew and then there was like the one guy they picked up for the extra room. He just kind of straggles on the couch. You walk by him, he just has all these fucking philosophies.

He is the one guy. It's almost like seems like it would be an informant. You had that guy in your house. You go, this can't be real, right? You're not here to bust us on something. This is not a real personality. I think that's just being famous for too long like dude the amount of times that matthew mcconaughey probably in his life brought some fucking bitch home to the w hotel in in la and was like you know there's four planes of uh oh yeah probably like and she's like are we gonna

fuck and no she's probably like jesus christ fuck? No, she's probably like, Jesus Christ. And you're brilliant too. No, probably a lot of girls are like, just like kind of vaping. They're like, are we gonna fuck?

And he's like, not before you hear the theories. She's like, oh. Well, America or Americand. And that's a crossroads.

We're all at a little cross, no, that's, he does it like that. Girls are, the girls go to him and they go, he's trying to fuck them. He's like, you know, could I bring you back? can't and that's a crossroads we're all in a little no that's he does it like that girls are the girls go to him and they go he's trying to fuck them he's like you know could i bring you back and she's like ah you know i don't know i'm kind of married and she goes you know every life has a crossroads and you make decisions and you live with those decisions and your husband she

goes fine fine fine i don't fuck you just for the story just stop no more of this but you sent the the so when we talk about you know their Hollywood bullshit there is that's why you sent this article

that I thought was fucking ruled but the ESPN New York Times article yeah it's pretty crazy Rachel Nichols

whole story's insane the whole story is insane. Yeah. So she got hit on like a hot mic. She was, dude, she was, it was like in the zoom thing where you,

they were like, she was, I think she was in her hotel room. She had a camera on and there was like a main switchboard at ESPN and they were just literally, she forgot to turn it off. And someone was just like watching her phone call, her private phone call. And I mean, so if people don't know the whole whole story is, yeah, she's like an NBA reporter.

OK, she's been doing it for like, you know, 30 years or something. She's 40. I went and looked at this because I feel like this context matters like a little bit. She's 47. She's like one of the preeminent like female and like, you know, male dominated thing. She's like NBA does like they're all their stuff. So she was supposed to do the nba finals last year and then there's this girl i think her name is maria taylor who's like also you know again i'll totally say this like i'm sure they're both equally qualified it's not like some crazy hard job to go to chris paul after he scores you know wins a game he goes

like what were you thinking or whatever whatever like. No, but you're right. But she says she was promised like in her contract to do that. And then ESPN had been criticized a ton about like diversity stuff. So they were like, we're going to have this black female girl who's like 30, basically. We're like, she's going to do

the NBA finals in front of you. She didn't even make a stink about it. She was on a private phone call being like, yeah, you know, like it sounds like the, you know, they're trying to cover their asses for their weak track record on diversity so they're picking her in a private which is like yes that is what they're doing obviously like it's obviously what they're doing she said that in a private phone call someone was recording her and then like leaked this recording and all of a sudden she's like crazy villain

everybody's like can you believe and you're like i mean so i'm gonna push back against you a little okay so basically i'll just read the thing with exactly what she said and she said i wish maria taylor all the success in the world she covers football um she covers basketball nickel said if you want to give her more things because you're feeling pressure about your crappy longtime record on diversity which by the way i know personally from the feel female side of it go for it just find it somewhere else i don't want you to find it by taking my things away and i go in my opinion you i get you know there is truth to what she's saying but i go this sums up every single fucking woman in hollywood yeah it's that I'm for all your shit. I'll say all your stuff

as long as it doesn't take my thing away. I mean, I think that's everybody. You think there's no guy? There is plenty of guys that do it as well. But I'm saying there's also plenty of guys that don't fucking lie. Like, this is the mentality. But not on ESPN.

This is the mentality of someone that would say, yeah, take it away from a guy. Take it away from that person. Oh, for sure. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Well, but to me, so you are, I agree with you in the fact that this is obviously real. You go, hey, like you're supposed to, it would be gaslighting her, which is what they're

doing when she goes, hey, they're trying to take my job away from diversity. And if that, it either is or isn't what's just happening they're being like no it's just random it either is or isn't what's happening yeah and if they said oh we're so all about diversity and then they go we're gonna take uh we're gonna take your job so that either did or didn't happen like it's not inherently racist as she said that it either is true or yeah yeah i agree yeah yeah and for her to be like, well, they're taking my job away because of diversity.

Um, and then for her to, they're gaslighting her for to say that. So I'm, I'm with you on that. But this, this person who has been championing all the stuff and all she's hoping is that the woman card could fucking add a little juice.

Absolutely. She'd be the first person to be like fire this other person who's been there for 40 years fuck him so i don't know yeah she might for some old the problem is for her thing is it's her and then a bunch of former nba players so it's like it doesn't like the only way you get fired is the paul pierce thing i don't know if you saw that tell me so paul pierce was on this panel show with her and i forget who else and paul pierce thing i don't know if you saw that tell me so paul pierce was on this panel show with her and i forget who else and paul pierce like one weekend was on instagram live with like 400 people in his house and he was like wasted with all these strippers everywhere yeah yeah i know that remember that and he got fired for that like that's how you get fired from that gig

as a basketball player or you leave yeah and to go back to what you're saying, it is true. This is the big difference between, you know, when you have industries that are real, for example, like it's in sports, the guy who's the best is the guy who's the best. In, you know, let's say hedge fund management,

the guy who made the best money, the most money, maybe the best. Or a million other things. In basketball fucking girl commentator, it could be anyone. It could be everybody fucking girl commentator it could be anyone it could be acting it could be anyone yeah and her basically thing is she's like look i've put in you know 25 years i like i've done the whole thing i've i fucking did all your bidding i said all the stuff you promised me this thing and then i mean it's happened a million times we're like especially for i'm sure women too where they just you know they'll age

old like we just replace you with a hotter younger version but she but it's because they're not doing anything that's like that crazy so you're pointing out that she's saying this privately as like you know everyone says this shit privately you know and my kind of point is

yeah exactly like that that's the fucking problem is that she's lying publicly. Well, what else is she going to do? Dude, if she publicly came out, like, she'd literally get fired. She works for Disney. I'm not saying telling anyone how to live their life. Listen, if you work for the NBA and the NBA says, I need you to say this about gay people,

I need you to say this about this group. I need you to say this about this group. I need you to say this about this. And you decide if you choose, you go, I'm going to say all this stuff. Yeah. And then, you know, whether I know what you're saying, you're saying like, you know, you've been saying all this stuff. Why are you surprised that we're doing it all of a sudden? Yeah.

And then and also it's like the it's this selfish mentality it's and it's a lot of the fucking white people at the top of these businesses they go yeah like we she has they as long as they're fine they have no i no care for fucking if this fucks over some dude whether that be you know about a lie about some shit he said or a tweet or whatever it is this person would never have stand up their neck for some other guy and be like no no this is they would fucking roll over all day every day for anyone else it's a self-preservation thing it's like it's easy i've said it before exactly we know so many people who have like zero sense of self-preservation in the arts and you're like look like you know especially stuff like this where you're like they're taking it from somewhere

so it's like if you're not going to fight for yourself, you're going to roll over. They're going to take it from your thing. But you were literally the guy in fucking war or whatever where they're like, hey, we're killing five people here. And you're like, him, him, him, him. Yeah, totally. So I'm just saying that, well, you may be right that she has a point. Oh, I'm not like. You're the type of you're the person that's been telling everyone

trying to you know yeah no my whole thing was more the public reaction from everybody where everybody was like can you believe well that's all getting convoluted yeah that's to me that's the it getting convoluted and almost them trying to binary uh politicize this you know what i mean i know it was like on twitter when it was trending and then i started reading it and everybody's like oh this is like can you believe people like this think that you're like it's what happened it's well that's the the other part so it's like whether you want to like say it's you know wrong for her to say that which it's not i mean i guess people but like people are literally trying to like end her life over this yeah like to take

away you know she's working whatever ESPN for like 20 years. They're like, we're just going to, something you said on a private phone call. Yeah, I mean, that part is like, there's like three separate parts here. And that's why I'm just saying, this is the mentality that all these people have. And like we said, we've watched it with a bunch of our friends. They all have the mentality of fucking woke for thee, but not for me. Yeah, for sure. They're like, yeah, we need.

No, I mean, at the end of the day, it's really their mentality is like, we just need less white guys. She's using all the language. Yeah. She wants to say she's saying take it from a white guy. Yes. Yeah, 100%. But I don't even know if she probably gives that much of a shit about that. She just knows that's her card to play. Yeah, 100%. But I don't even know if she probably gives that much of a shit about that. She just knows that's her card to play.

Yeah, exactly. So for me, it's like you're playing this game, and then whatever, now you're losing at the game. And you're right. She's going privately, and then she's saying, I just wish they would take it from somewhere else. You're right. She was literally strategizing.

Exactly what's happening. So this phone call was she was strategizing with LeBron James's. I saw that. Yeah, something like a guy who works with LeBron James. I saw that. Yeah. Something like a guy works for LeBron James, like really close to them. Probably not anymore. But Mendelsohn, Mendelsohn, Mendelsohn, Mendelsohn, Mendelsohn. She was once girl status to compete with black status.

And she she goes as she she was at pause for a moment during the conversation. And she planned to wait for it. She said she planned to wait for ESPN's next move. Mendelsohn, who is also white, said, I don't know. I'm exhausted between me to Black Lives Matter. I got nothing else. Nicholson then laughed. Yeah.

So she's with the guy being like, I know it's all. Yeah, it's all. It's a lot. Yeah. So that's kind of what they're getting out of, too. They go, well, she don't think any of that stuff. And you go. And then the people were a lot of them saying, like, you know, we're all we're behind closed doors.

The fucking all these, you know, liberal. And but it is true. It's what you what we both probably agreed on is that their job said, yo, go out and fucking be an activist. If you want to keep your job. Exactly. And it's like you have to almost be proactive about it, because then if you're not, you'll be seen as like not. Right. Do it.

It's the racism. She knows this is all a game and then they said mendelsohn throughout the conversation strategized um how she compete telling her that uh and then she said having two women competing over the same job was a sign of espn's wider sharecomings with female employees so she's trying to say i mean but one of the funnier things is like it's a girl job no but it's like wait you think guys want to fucking watch nba and it's just the panels for chicks yeah but also it's like there's one female job it's like i don't know yeah there's one female job and then yeah so that's on top of this you go yeah and and it's like that job didn't even like there wasn't one forever and it's like they made one it's like but it's like it can't be

all like i watch like you know cnbc sometimes the cnbc sometimes you'll watch for two hours straight yeah and you don't see one guy anymore because they like they actually have made a lot of where they're like really like it used to be it was like 100 guys yeah one woman here though like yeah i know it's different you know it's like sports just like i don't know but just because you're competing with another girl for the job. It's like, what should you only be competing with guys then? It's just like the dumbest point where you go,

Oh, I, Hey, there's actually you and another girl up. Oh, pitting us against each other. And it's like, yeah,

I mean, it's a job that we like, well, we're not allowed to give it to a guy. Yeah. It's like a job. We literally invented for a woman, but she's basically saying like,

we'll invent a new girl job or kick or kick one of the guys out just not me yeah like so that's why i guess i don't have i don't know if she has my sympathy but i'm just like i just feel like it's such a perfect for her to summation of how these people go through life i think for her too at a point because she's been doing this a long time, probably at a point for her career wise, like being a woman and black was probably like the same footing. And then, and then she kind of got ahead and she was like ahead as being a woman. And then she got like black by black. So now she's like, yeah.

So she was like, fuck, I was ahead. I got ahead. I broke from the pack and now I'm behind again. Dude, woman, it's all jockeying. It's all jockeying. Women all jockeying women don't help and you know what else I know some I was talking to

like I won't even put them on blast who it is or whatever but just Asian people and they were kind of saying Ryan's putting all Asian people on blast well I'm just not going to say

who it was because they're not open about you know like putting their saying opinions like this oh yeah yeah but they I was just laughing at you it's a closeted asian guy i don't

know like every day he like tapes his eyes open or whatever and then i go he's asian people what but they were like you know they didn't go on the narrative and everyone immediately was like saying that they didn't help enough on this thing and blah blah and they were getting yelled at and it was just that thing where it's like the basically the moral of the story is is if you play this game they go if you do all of the stuff that we want you to do your prize is we will let you have a victim status yeah you know what i mean so it's like it's the ultimate yeah if you do everything we will let you now you can be like oh i'm asian so it's hard but the minute you go uh do everything, we will let you. Now you can be like, oh, I'm Asian. So it's hard. But the minute you go, you know what?

Men kind of have it harder. I don't know about this. Me too. The minute you cross one line, they go, no, you're not Asian anymore. Now you're white. Yeah. You're just back to white. You're a white man.

You're a white man. Must be nice. Yeah. So they go, the minute you don't go along with one single thing, they go, you're out. Yeah. Yeah. They don't have a lot of tolerance for the people who preach tolerance that are probably the best way to describe with this um the you know diversity or whatever and this goes with fucking love diversity

by the way diversity's sick yeah we we need some more we need diversity and bobblehead is so sick i i honestly saw so before the game, one of the NBA finals, I didn't catch what he was saying because the TV was off and the bar was out, but the commissioner of the NBA was doing this whole diversity in NBA. We need more diversity in all this stuff. And I was like, do the players. It's so amazing that they could be like okay like diversity for the teams really bad that's such a like like if the best teams are the least diverse always it's like and then everything

else no diversity is great for everything else but if you think it's clearly so bad not white then they're actually nailing diversity well this is what they mean so then diversity no it just means they had that one olympic team or whatever where they put on a token white guy i did that joke for a minute where the raptors parade and they were like this team's so diverse i'm like it's all black guys literally i want that's what i would like i wanted to do i did an interview about this where i just kind of mentioned it but i just love the idea that like giving a like the un or something awarding like china's cabinet a diversity win for having a hundred percent diverse yeah it's exactly it's like yeah it's not what diversity means yeah um so yeah when women

got included in diversity it's even funnier so it's like dude i only fuck women who are diverse because every woman is considered diverse but there is kind of this idea where you go okay it's the it's the like you have to lie so i i think there are multiple things where you go diversity might be good right and or maybe it's bad in some things or maybe you just want it. And there's all different things like you can probably say in basketball, like messing around, meddling around with like the races and religions of the players would not have a positive effect on the league. I think everyone can agree on that. And then you might agree in, you know, commercials, for example, meddling around maybe would have a positive effect depending on who you're what the product is and who you're trying to appeal to yeah and so there and then so there's always this thing or in where there probably isn't any uh any plus or con like meddling around with who gets to host the oscars you know it might not matter yeah like if you pick a rapper or you pick a rock it might not matter at all yeah Like if you pick a rapper or you pick a rock, it might not matter at all.

Yeah. Cause nobody cares about. So you go, okay, so we, we know we want diversity and the cost here is zero. And then there's times where we'll objectively make it worse. And there's times where I'll be,

and every situation is different and you have to lie about what they are. That's probably the problem. Well, you just have to straight say that there's no negatives. It's all positive. But how can you move forward when everyone's lying?

If you say, hey, we want diversity on this comedy show, and you go, okay, listen, these women have been doing comedy a little less. In this specific scenario that I'm making up, you go, the women have been doing comedy a little less, so the show will be a little worse. they they say okay but we're willing to do that as opposed to they they say no uh it won't be worse yeah and then you say okay so they're just lying we can't really have a conversation so it's all these people are lying

but if everyone could be a little more honest and you said hey what's the financial cost to in this thing we have a thousand white finance people and we have only 200 uh this many whatever finance people women let's even say sure because in that specific thing that's who went into that field and that's if you be honest and you say this is probably the cost of like meddling around with this racially yeah and then we say is that we're willing to do that fine yeah and maybe even have that subsidized if you really decide as a country and you could make a you know a calculation we say it might be a cost now but we actually might get paid out for this later and there might be a a bigger payout right maybe but you'd have to say it's like when you're talking about people and they say this is going to be worse for your company right or this

can be worse for the economy you can say an economist can say over the last 500 years or whatever how let's say 200 years when you raise the minimum wage this much this is what's happened yeah those charts exist so if you say hey when you raise this lever this much this is how much it's changed and you if you look at some of the levers and you go like at hollywood acting we did all this we uh changed it and maybe it didn't change maybe it didn't mess around with anything maybe in television it messed around this much and you you can be honest about what those changes are yeah you know we you know what we added five uh women to this basketball station and it didn't really change it that much or maybe it changed it for a second people watched over here and then they didn't really back and they didn't it actually. Yeah. And you can actually have an honest conversation about what is making.

You know, whereas certain places, like let's say a Comedy Central, they go, we're going to go hard on this stuff. And it's objectively, their ratings are way down. People aren't watching. And you have to pretend that that's not happening. Right. No. Well, it's like we said all the time.

Because we always share like the posts, you know know posts or whatever that are like basically whatever they're like an open mic comedian essentially and comedy central be like here's this hot up-and-coming comedian and then the all comments are all like what is this like they're they're trying to tell their audience like hey this is what you like now and they're like the audience is like we stopped listening to you yeah they're like they're like why do we fall i don't even remember following this page anymore like why do i follow this page like and yeah and then but at comedy central they see it and it's like this cognitive dissonance where they're just like no they're wrong yeah keep on the keep on this path but and like eventually they'll change their minds i think that's true but i would even extrapolate this to so many other things where it's like, it's very hard to

have an honest conversation about any of these things. Like whether you say immigration and they go immigration, we should, we should just objectively be for more. And anyone who's again, and, and every, most people that are, you know, economists are doing any sort of calculations probably agree that a certain amount's this. And then you say, well, what is the effects the effects and they say there's no negative effects and you'll there's obviously positive effects and negative effects and they're happening to different people so who does this help who does this hurt yeah and they say well it helps everyone and it hurts no

one and it's like am i talking to a fucking two-year-old basically i mean you're talking to like a college kid yeah you're talking about but they're not one that took economics no no no it's like first week of college so even if they are in economics like they haven't changed their mind yet or whatever but yeah that's a lot how will it affect the bottom line of these things how will it affect how will moving this lever affect another lever and they have to say always good and then it's like well then why not if it's so good for every company why not go 1 000 because you just access the money printer yeah that never stops like if you say if you say hey this hedge fund actually will help them to put all women there it's like well they would have all women tomorrow

yeah well i mean that's the funny thing is like there's only really like there because there is a lot of this in finance but there's really as far as i know there's only really like there, cause there is a lot of this in finance, but there's really, as far as I know, there's only one famous female investor. Who? Kathy Wood. That's it. George Soros. George Soros. Whoever's behind George Soros.

But it's like Kathy Wood's like the only one. So then, you know, and like they, they have a real push now where they're like, we need more women, blah, blah, blah. But you're like, the fact is, it's like, there's still only one famous female investor. And maybe people would be like, oh, because they haven't been given the shot. But she did it. She was the one who went on CNBC years ago. She's like, Tesla is going to be a $4,000 stock.

And they laughed at her. And then two years later, she was right. Kathy Woodsman-Killen. Is she Les or straight? She's straight. She's super Christian. Interesting. Hardcore.

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So you almost have to respect the hustle of women at this point where they can do this this grandiose grandstanding tie it in with social justice and you're like what's your theory well this is just a coincidence but we need fucking more of what i am also you should think we're hot haven't they learned their lesson about fucking with video games it's so crazy honestly i find it so hard to relate sometimes because i like i don't play video games anymore but i never when i played video games go you know what's missing in video games that me just i want to where am i represented in video games yeah i was like i wanted to be like lebron james like playing as lebron james right like why can't i

be me in this even danny when danny does vr, he makes himself LeBron James. I bought Returnal, a video game from developer, without knowing a thing about it. None of that mattered because I was buying it for the gameplay. I wasn't buying it for the gameplay. I was buying it because of its protagonist, Selene, who's an ordinary character. She's agile, capable, smart. Your character is so fucking smart. smart facing a seemingly insurmountable challenge but she's middle-aged i finally get to see myself in a video game it's funny she uh

announced that she goes hey i actually didn't buy this video game because i like video games you're liking to play it i bought it because of it would be funny if she's like she's like yeah and uh i bought this game. I didn't have the console. So after I bought the console and after my husband helped me set it up, I got to playing. Got to playing.

People tend to not pay me much mind because I lack the one thing that would make me relevant to them, children. Whether they mean to or not, the second someone discovers I don't have kids, they recoil slightly, not out of disgust or out of confusion. What does one speak to a 50-year-old woman about if not her kids?

Video games. What? Video games. Video games. But also, you're right. If you're in a small town, and most people probably just hang out with their family in a tiny friend group. But if you are 50 and you live in like a major city no one cares we know plenty of those of course but yes if you are a like an older woman that

lives in the middle of nowhere and you don't have kids like you better be a librarian real quick get those glasses up yeah you better be a teacher a librarian and no one's gonna give a shit it's an attitude that's replicated across characters and video games women in games typically are young, sexy and older. And why is he? Why is that? Unless they're villains,

of course, which they're sexy and evil tropes make better characters. So yeah. Also like this, uh, they can't, they're like, we don't need to have stereotypes and all that stuff.

You know what? I was thinking about women. Cause women are like really against stereotypes, but they're always like the south you know what about them they're like all people from the south are inbred and like uh of course yeah they're like yeah just as funny like the stereotype like the worst stereotype the tooth what's the worst things you could do right now fuck other than being a pedophile maybe like being like a you fuck your family and you're racist yeah essentially a incestual racist yeah whereas the stereotype to her is just like boring he's like an old 50 year old bitch like boring like nobody cares about you um there's also the other idea that was making me

laugh that you know women are very like don't judge the past you know what i mean it's like never talk about you know you shouldn't judge my past but then uh but then girls are like hey you need to apologize for like what happened in this country 500 years ago so so girls are like hey ryan you need to apologize for what people in this country that you are don't even have ancestors and i'm the first one of my ancestors to live in america but you should be apologizing for what happened i'm busy apologizing what's going on in canada 500 years ago and yeah for you but you go but i can't ask what you did in college i can't ask you what what you did uh did with who you dated right before me. That's supposed to be no one's business.

How many dicks you sucked in my friend group? Apologize for all those dicks you sucked, and I'll apologize for colonialism. I'm the first one of my entire lineage that lived in America. You are right. They apologize for people in Canada. You go, well, make up your mind.

I'm responsible for the stuff in Canada or this stuff in America. Can't be everything. Monopo. Well, you're actually responsible for all the bad things on earth. Technically. Yeah. Technically. Anyways,

isn't that funny? She goes, imagine that. Uh, so they, they're talking about Laura Croft and she's she says that Laura Croft is smart and young, but it's unfair because Lauren Croft's not going to age where they think that like gradually Lauren grabs the character should just be kind of old now. Imagine then what Laura would be like as a person 30 years after the first adventure. What would decades of adventures taught her? Imagine then what Laura would be like as a person 30 years after the first adventure. What would decades of adventures taught her? You know how people get mad when they sort of swap out characters with other characters?

How do you think people would feel if Laura Croft was now in the new game is 70? Does that remember? Does that mean hot? She's like, she's slow. Like the game is so much slower. Yes, it is. But she's so fucking wise. Oh, she's so wise. She's so wide.

What friends had made her think and what frenemies? Yeah, they usually don't age the characters, but well, I've got an idea for her. Go make your video game about a 70-year-old and see how it does. Sure, we'll do great. See how.

There's a funny thing in her thing where she goes, I don't know if you're going to get there, but she's like, if you're rapidly typing out a comment about how women don't play games or they only play candy crush save it there's only a two percent difference in the number of when men and women my age playing video games i was like no there's not no there's not like you think so yeah you think there's only a two percent difference between 50 year old men and women playing video games i've never even

heard of a 50 year old woman My mom's never played a video game I don't know a single one Or heard of one Whenever you hear it It sears into your brain Because it's such a rare thing You're like shut up no you don't It's not 2%

It's only 2% difference The same amount of men and women Get the hell out of here Also funny is Kind of the same amount of men and women get the hell out of here also funny is uh uh on the kind of the same time you know everyone's like burning down the churches right now yeah for it women hate religion but then they make they always like or especially like your new york kind of liberal they hate religion but they uh they make everything they just make up their own religions like obviously you could say that about the woke stuff or whatever, but it always made me laugh.

My mom, she'd be like, I just know that when we die, we all are angels. And she goes, when our uncle died, she was like, we just know he's watching over us. He's an angel. I go, what one's that again? We get to know everyone's an angel? Yeah.

She's made up her own religion. I go, you think you make up a religion better than jesus did also what a shitty thing where so he's like he dies and he goes so i just gotta watch them live their life for like then until they die no they look over you but that's what i'm saying for eternity no then they look over someone else maybe your kids oh okay like right now you have but so like you die and i usually you have a job the moment you die you go all right uh you got the uh family or whatever just just make sure to watch over them and then when they die you'll get relieved and

go how long is that going to be probably about 80 years before the last one's but if they have any more kids you might have to watch over the kids like usually you're in charge of the lineage essentially yeah but that's but there's a lot of them too that are your guardian angels so right now you have every polish chuck that ever died so when anything bad happens is it because they're just kind of sleeping no yeah so if you ever feel like you were about to make a bad trade and someone grabbed your arm that's all your jewish descendants no No. You just hear like in your ears. No. No.

Do not. So I went to the hot dog eating competition and you want to talk about going two hours outside in New York and people are not into this New York. Oh, yeah. That's a different breed. So Joey Chestnut. Shout out. not into this new york oh yeah that's a different uh breed so joey chestnut shout out 78 dogs broke his own record by one dog and got 78 is what he got yeah 78 dog i couldn't get in so i straight up just it was sold out i straight up just hit up nathan's i go nathan's came through with the

with the shout out to nathan's so let me go through the few things about how insane this thing is first of all we show up they start with a tribute to the cops guy comes guy comes out he's like let's hear it for the fucking boys in blue de blasio comes out he's he's announcing right so de blasio he's got like a relish hat on people booing him right out of the gate. Everyone goes, fuck you. People go, where's your mask?

De Blasio trolling up. He, he introduces the girl champion and he goes, uh, Michelle, so-and-so this one guy goes, you deserve better. Michelle.

They hate de Blasio. De Blasio leaves. The next guy comes on the DA for new york the chief prosecutor so the head brought to the law and order music it's like his so-called steve austin and go and we got a special guest it goes and he goes i'm gonna put more people behind bars this year than ever before he's got his two kids there. They both look like they're Sopranos.

Yeah, yeah. He's yelling. He goes, I'm here to keep these people safe and get the criminals off the street. Everyone's still wrapped up. Fuck de Blasio. They're still on de Blasio. They're mad. They love this guy.

He's got his fucking kids. He's got the mob attitude. You know what I mean? So they're going the he goes out the second thing the announcers come and take this very seriously oh i am so while the people are eating he's yelling he goes this guy is eating with pure abandonment he dropped he dropped a someone dropped a hot dog on the floor and then they picked it up and ate it And they go The five second rule is in effect This is a sports legend

America And they're going on and on Why do you have to pick up the floor one Wouldn't that slow you down He was impressed with it She sat it down And instead of letting it go She grabs it down the hatch

This was a chick that did the five-second rule. And then once he was, the announcer was real hyped on the five-second rule thing, right? He hadn't seen this before. So when she picks it up, puts it in her mouth, and then he goes, I'm honestly getting emotional right now. He said, I swear to God, this is on. Did he start humming the national anthem? On the boys. He goes, I'm getting emotional right now he said i swear to god i'm this is on did he start like humming the boys he goes i'm getting emotional right now he goes this woman has the heart of a lion a true champion that's how he brings her up and he didn't say anything about her stomach he goes the heart

of a lion the stomach of a bear the announcers are incredible i told you this before but when someone pukes the announcer announcer goes, a reversal! Which is one of the funniest things. Are any of them ex-competitive eaters? Like, is it that thing where they get the ex-guy? No, no, no. This is just like central casting. So, yeah, something like that.

I think this guy is like an announcer guy. He's basically a carnival wrangler. He's got a straw hat on. He raps at one point. They bring some big guy on who's like the juice drinking champion and the two of them rap together. It's strange.

Strange stuff going on over there. They're like juggalos? Is that probably the quote? No, no. This guy's like the type of guy that would step right up everybody. Oh, he's like an actual carny.

Peanuts. He's a carny. He's a carny. The main guy that hosts is his carny energy. The dude competition compared to the female competition is probably one of my favorite things because the dude competition there's 20 there's 20 uh guys they all have their own intro music and they each have two referees so when we walked in there's like 40 referees and they have two referees a piece and they all have to agree

that this hot dog was eaten and they put it on the board the girl competition they're just like caught on the honor system they go the thing finished they go up to the girls they go how many do you think you ate they just ballpark it's fine they go they go where we the men's competition is starting soon so don't they are legit don't take too long with the yes it it really is like that. How many? I don't know. I think she ate 15. So the winner of the girls won like 28 or something.

Joey Chestnut ate 78. He's so much higher than the other people. Do you know what, for the first time Joey Chestnut won, how many he ate? No, but he beats his own record every time. What was his first record break? I don't know,

but him and Kobayashi had the beef. Yeah, yeah. So Kobayashi, he didn't want to sign a major league eating championship. So Kobayashi's the Asian guy, if anyone remembers. He used to do, and he would eat all the pizzas,

they have oyster eating competitions, and a lot of these guys- Sorry to cut you off. Six, so his first win, 2007, he ate 66 dogs. So he eats one more every year. He beats his own record every year. But a lot of these guys make their money.

You know, they have a big YouTube channel. They do these endorsements. They do like, you know, grand opening at this place. And they're going to eat 80,000 pizzas, right? So Kobayashi makes a lot of money from his touring around being an eater, right? Major League Eating said, if you want to be part of our competition, you got to sign an exclusive contract. Kobayashi didn't want to sign an exclusive contract. So what he did is he set up his own competition outside of the original competition.

And he ate more hot dogs than the guy to say your thing is illegitimate. Then he broke into the competition. Cops had to kick him out. So it's a whole thing but right now joey chestnut is so much better than the rest of the people at eating that a lot of people won't participate like there's two or three big eaters that have like you know like i said big one guy he just signed like a five hundred thousand dollar meal or a deal with mcdonald's where he eats the whole mcdonald's meal or the menu he goes i'll eat every item on the menu and you know these are big weird thing that mcdonald's would want yeah but it's a big

endorsement yeah he does on his youtube channel it's branded content you gotta think this is big money so he goes it's not good for his brand to just go get spanked by joey chestnut that's true so he's better off being like oh i don't do major league eating. I'm just on the side. You know, I'm on the underground eating the same. You know that guy, the basketball guy, fucking the professor. Yeah. It just does all the tricks. The and one guy. Yeah, yeah.

He's like a big. I saw him do an interview where he was talking about why he didn't join the NBA. And he was like, honestly, it's just, you know, I'm a street baller. And I think it's about this for me. And he's like, also, I'm not very good at shooting. He was trying to justify that the reason he was in the NBA. He had all these real reasons. He goes, I do get asked this a lot.

And honestly, the thing about that is I would join the NBA. But, you know, at the time, they weren't that huge on street ball. So there was that. And then now I'm here to make fucking dope ass videos and he's like none of it's like yeah i'm not that tall and i'm white and i played like you know low level fucking college at one year well ray for austin who played for the raptors skipped my loo he was like a streetballer guy who went from streetball to nba but so it's not like it's not unheard of unheard of but i don't think this guy's like you know maybe i'm i'm sure that once the contract started

getting pretty big he would have taken one he's trying to the best ones remember the super there's that one dude there's always like the street ball there's always one guy he's like 500 pounds the see how those guys are the best the one 500 pounds look like he's got good handle yeah exactly but like six six yeah so all the the the dudes are all The main few guys Are athletes There's two or three Other guys that are good And they're all

Athletes You know Joey Chestnut And then there's 40 guys They're just fat Fucking pigs How many people compete

Like 15 I don't even know How you get into this But it really reminded me Of old UFC Where before it became Like the real deal sport Where there were no

Weight classes Exactly You would just have a couple fucking street fighters tank abbott those kind of guys yeah so there was a dude there he's like on the circuit he does podcasts called chigger he's just huge he's just this huge ass white white dude he's fat like you know what i mean yeah and him and they have beards him and this other black guy had huge beards and it was disgusting because these guys don't even have systems like joey chestnut is methodical he goes he he eats the two dogs one at a time and while he's eating the dogs he dips the buns with his other hand and then switches he has a system the

other guys are like just all over the place he's like they're covered in like wet hot dog some of them use kool-aid instead of water so they're they're like legitimately there was a few guys on stage there was just fat gross guys you look at their total chestnuts at 50 they're at like 14 they're caught it's gross yeah and you're like what are you doing this for just to say i competed i think so well they must be they're ranked they give them the rankings they all come out like wrestlers they go this guy's 14th in the world maybe they make some money where they go oh this other guy he was the oyster eating championship of the state of you know maine i saw when that was going on there was like i don't know if it was that day but it might have been that day also they did um like drinking a gallon of

lemonade yeah that was the that's this that's the big black guy yeah the big black guy and he's black and he just drinks a gallon of... He has the record for the most lemonade. And he also raps with the carnival guy. Pretty sick. They do like duet rapping. And it's a bizarre world. I got so sunburned.

It was insane. Oh, you got... Yeah, you got literally... Oh, I got... Scorched. Destroyed by the sun. Yeah. But the girls...

Sun is your enemy. The dudes are a little more like athletes. After the thing, there was this guy I talked to. Are the chicks all fat? They're not, right? They're all small. The chicks look a little more like butch lesbians. Yeah. The chicks, like one girl who was near the front,

pure Karen, like 60 years old, Karen haircut. Like legitimately definition of a Karen. That's what she looked like. And she's fucking stuffing her old ass fat face with hot dogs. Most of them were a lot of Latino chicks. That was a big theme for the girls.

Really? Yeah, a lot of Latino chicks were into the hot dog eating competition. But most of the dudes, I would be talking to them after, and they go, and I go, do you puke? And they go, no, I would be talking to them after and they go, and I go, do you puke? And they go, no, I can't puke because I don't want to train my body that we can puke. You know what I mean?

I love how you're fucking like just chalk and shop with all these guys out there. So I was pretty sick. Didn't win this year. So you must feel pretty bad right now. I go, yeah, I do. I go, cool. So you like, but yeah, but Joey Chestnut didn't feel bad joey chestnut's walking around like hey she's taking photos man of the people because he knows how to do this that's

what i'm saying it's like certain people are like their bodies are freaks of nature and they're like meant to do this yeah where certain people like they're not and they're well he also approaches this not as like a fat slob who's trying to eat like all this. Yeah. He's sort of like, there's room in your body when you're fat, because I think your organs are expanded. Yeah. You know, he's like trained.

There's all the food in there already. Really like trains. Like he has a regimen. He trains fast apparently. And then I think they fill their body with a lot of water. Water. I remember seeing that to stretch their stomach out. Yeah.

So that's a big thing. Tons of water. Anyways, he was the... I thought he friggin'... Joey Chestnut was very impressive. Sports legend. I do agree with that. An actual legend.

He's a sports fucking legend. I recommend anyone go to that. I'm going to go next year. I'll tell you one last thing. So one last thing that was making me laugh is Gino Bisconti is there, right? Yeah, he was there.

And the whole time, he was yelling at de Blasio too. Oh, my bad. But on top of that, Gino, he spent the whole half time, he's on the phone with his bookie. He's trying to find a guy to give him action on the phone with his bookie he's trying to find a guy to give him action

on the eating competition he's trying to get a line he's trying to get a line but no one will give him action so there's no to make to bet against Joey Chestnut you gotta bet four grand

to make a hundred bucks to bet on him yeah so the only thing you do real is bet over-unders on Joey Chestnut right I saw that because Darren Revell

on Twitter goes it's a lock for the under and he was basically like I'm max betting the under and he was wrong but he said like Darren Revell on Twitter goes, it's a lock for the under. And he was basically like, I'm max betting the under. And he was wrong. But he said, Darren Revell straight up was like, he's not this guy on Twitter.

He didn't think he could do a 78. No, I think the over under was 73. Especially in the heat. I think it was 73 and a half was the over under. And he straight up was like, no chance. He's like, I'm putting all my money on the under

and then everybody was ripping on him. They should be ripping on him. Yeah. Yeah, you never bet against Joey. That's just a pussy bet dude so you're not betting against him it's just the betting on the under is always such a girl bet to begin with you should be ashamed people who bet on the under it's a well you know what it is it's maneuver it is because the thing is is you're winning immediately right when you bet the under you're always winning until you're like the end when you're losing but you're also betting on the like weaker fucking outcome too yeah but it's like you're basically just i mean whatever if

you're sports betting you just bet on whatever you think's gonna happen but it's you know when you're betting the over the whole game you're like you're trying to get that you're trying to get there you know you're like we're almost there and then when you do it you've won yeah whereas the unders they're winning the entire time he's's out there, though, trying to get a bookie. And he said he called his bookie, and he's like, dude, I'm trying to bet the thing. And he goes, dude, I'm not doing eating competitions. He goes, look, football will be back in a month.

Just chill out. He goes, I don't even want to have to fucking go watch that. Gino's in about 50 bucks too like it doesn't even work yeah he's probably yeah you're like anyway

why couldn't you just be like alright Gino what bet do you want to make I'll just take the other side of it oh I guess I could have done that just to be nice you guys could have just had some action like

yeah yeah I could have done and then I'll tell you one thing so I should have filmed this but people don't know this but I was so I was at Coney Island which is pretty fun and we went on the rides and stuff but but people don't know this. So I was at Coney Island, which is pretty fun,

and we went on the rides and stuff. So people don't know this, but I can beat the record at any mini basketball game. Yeah, you're a fucking lights out. You're basically Joey Chestnut. I'm Joey Chestnut of playing mini basketball. So I have a stance. I turn my body into a gyro.

People probably listen to me and like, no, you can't. I've never not beaten the record. playing mini basketball yeah so i have a stance i turn my body into a gyro people don't people that people probably listen to being like no you can't i've never not beaten the record it's literally like joey chestnut with like the the hot dog i have my system so i shoot with one hand and i grab with the other hand i'm like a a human it's like i'm juggling yeah i get into a flow state yeah totally and so i went to the the thing and there was a bunch of like these kind of like, not all black, but like urban kind of dudes that were hanging out at the basketball machine. A lot of like Puerto Rican dudes and stuff like that, right? And I went up.

The record was like 65 or some shit like that. And I went up, and I was talking shit immediately. And I go, I'll break that record. I'll put any money on it. I go, I'm not going to take your money, but's it would be rude of me but and they all stepped aside and immediately 65 i shot out 92 the record and i went and then i went hung out the park came back still up i've never not be able to break the record that being said sometimes everybody's like who was that some yeah they go who the fuck was that guy i go i'm a podcaster comedian they uh reset

some of the records uh yeah they get every once a week or once a month a lot of these places i've never not broken a record and i've broken probably like 30 of them yeah it's a flow state i mean i played against you it's you're very good i see other people i go you're not like me no you got you got a good system yeah i i get like this and then i go it's on your tippy toes because you need all of the gyro because the thing starts moving you need to be perfectly still so you need your body to not move at all so you almost it's like if you were trying to hold like something and you need it not to spill but you were on like a treadmill yeah like that's what i do with my body just that's a perfect way

to explain it if you were holding a glass of water that was really full while running on a treadmill that's how i that's the type of uh what do you call those gyros or uh uh i don't know i don't know that's probably a different podcast what are these gyros anyway fucking shout out to joey that's cool though i want to go to coning island my girl has uh this is not really coming but because you're saying you're at the carnival yeah so she lives in williamsburg brooklyn and like you know a nice area in williamsburg brooklyn and then just on her street the whole block has turned into a 10-day carnival it's like the cne in toronto but like super shitty really but it's like blocking on

it's literally outside of her door like there's like a fucking one of those spinning things you know where everybody pukes what the fuck like i was and she's like yeah this just like popped up out of nowhere and it's there for 10 days i'm like this is crazy like you have to like you can't even get you can't even walk down the sidewalk to get let's go to it we go yeah it's like outside of her fucking door but i was like this is crazy just plop this outside of your door and you're like this is here for two weeks that's fucking wild carny's about dude this is like the real carny shit because like every game is like it's just like a little trailer they drive it up you know they're on to the next thing like in two weeks and someone dies every year oh for sure that's shooting the spray in the water well i want to

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