The Boyscast with Ryan Long - RAPS FOR THE VAX

Episode Date: September 24, 2021

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And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead But we're gonna live forever, but we're gonna live forever I will never apologize for standing up for an LGDP, LGT, LBG, LGBTQ2 plus Ha ha ha ha ha ha Woo! Oh! Trudeau is at it! Q2 plus. Woo! Trudeau is at it. I will never apologize for standing up for the LGBT,

the RCMP, the JCBD. The YMCA. Yeah, that would be huge. The YMCA. The BDSM. I love queers. I'm fucking queer and I love queers. I love queers I fucking queer and I love queers I love queers

okay I'll say though in his defense it probably did change in the middle of the sentence yeah like the act

he goes and they go it's like the Bush 9-11 remember when someone came and whispered in Bush's ear oh no he added three more letters

he goes and someone goes it's uh there's this and he goes big prank would be to put on his thing. It's the LGBTQ plus IAKKKAL.

Was that a dog whistle? Really? Just getting his ear. So I had a weird one, right? I was at the Brooklyn Comedy Club, right? And this like Indian lady, probably like 38 years old, comes up to me.

That's a very specific age because i know i know the age i should i i guess i should gave it away before i said she was like she was somewhere uh between 38 and 38 comes up to me she goes hey how do you uh how do you get tickets to this show what's going on with the show and i go oh yeah it's the guy right there or whatever she goes so what happens i just go inside and sort of watch and i'm like yeah that's sort of the guy for it i don't know yeah and then she like wouldn't stop and then she then eventually she was like do you want to get a drink and i was like oh this is her hitting on me and then she goes basically she's like you know yeah i was supposed to have another date tonight and the date canceled

and you know guys just all they'd want to do is want to fuck and i want to have kids right because i'm 38 and it's about time that i have kids like i'd like to have three or four kids do you want to have kids and blah blah she's like are you seeing someone i'm like yeah it's and then so bait and you know i like the browns too yeah but it was real she goes it was a a dark uh dark situation i've like she know this fucking woman's at a bar being like will you go on a date with me i should tell you that i want to have a bunch of kids and she goes i and i make decent money too so it's not even that i just you know i need to tax returns she goes i can prove it it's it gets dark for girls around those late 30s when they can't fucking lock one down well

that's what happens is they have to start convincing themselves that they go, yeah, like I don't need to have kids. Like they go, yeah, kids are a family that doesn't define me or blah, blah, blah. You know what? Actually, that reminds me the way you were saying that, though, is you ever see that show on Netflix? They just came up with the second season, Love on the Spectrum. And it's yeah, it's my material to wank to. Yeah. But there's like the it's all autistic people. That's what it reminded me of, is how they would talk. It'd be like an autistic person got stood up and they go, oh, I'll just find a new date here right now. That's what she did.

Yeah, that's what it was. No, she was kind of like, well, that guy thinks he can cancel on me. He doesn't know that I'll march in and find a new one right now. Is this comedy? By the way, that guy dodged a fucking bullet. Woo! Yeah, and she said, she's like, yeah, and every guy I meet in New York, and I was sort of like, yeah, guys in the city,

maybe if you want to find a 40-year-old guy that's going to have kids immediately, probably I'd move maybe outside of the main area of the city where people on Tinder are just looking to hit it and quit it. You're not that specifically hot. No. Or go with a guy who's like 50. He's actually at the point where he goes, Yeah, I'm going to have kids. It needs to be now. Right.

Don't try and go younger than you. But it is interesting watching the darkness that sort of surrounds the, you know, the city spinster as they appreciate it. Was she talking? And then you just go. She goes, what are you humming? You go, humming. I'm not humming anything.

I wasn't humming anything. You're humming something. Yeah, I wasn not humming anything you're humming something and the other last uh just comedy city uh point that i noticed before we move on was i thought it was interesting that i guess this is what you would think but i was on the subway and it's like you know probably 60 masks 40 no masks yeah and the super funny part and this is the same thing 40 people on the subway are nazis yeah 40 nazis but the all the people that wear masks are like the hip people so it's literally you know just some some guy uh going to work and then you know some dude with his family some woman that was coming

from uh her business job like a then a person that worked worked at McDonald's, do you need any more examples? It was a guy that... Bryce is naming jobs he knows right now. He goes, these are all the jobs that I know. It was a guy that was a doctor. He was a president of the United States. It was a guy that was a politician, a woman that works at a bank.

For example, things like that. A guy that worked in a factory, for example. A guy that fixes boats. So, but they're all, that's, and then every person with like, you know, Mohawk, people that look like me, tattoos, the, you know, jeans with rips in it and all that sort of stuff. All of those people were the, you know, the ones, the bubble boys. Yeah.

Which I guess to be thought conformity is the new punk but it's so funny to look around it when you look around and see it and it's like all of the people that are gonna go out tonight and be like let's fucking do drugs and but you know yeah those are the people that are oh we gotta make sure you we don't cover don't get any mask up you don't get any molecules in my mouth they're literally the ones to their friends go hey your mask is kind of below your nose right now if you could just yeah it's a bizarre psyop that's been done to these people and all of them is you know and i don't know if it's for them or it's just become part of the thing where they go

you know it's so much of i can't be seen as I'm not this like super hyper liberal. Yeah, 100% that is. It's so not like the last thing they want is someone on like, you know, to bump into someone they know and they go. So where's your fucking mask? What is this? Are you a Larry Elder supporter now? Where is your mask? So on the train.

The big probably thing this weekend, which this was a week that a lot of stuff went crazy. And first we'll talk about the Gabby Petito thing. Who was that? Yeah, so basically this baseball player, Gabby Petito, he broke all the records, right? I don't know if you follow baseball. Everyone in the crowd, Petito! Petito!

But I watched the Fox MSC so my chicks couldn't be more into this I have a good story about this by the way but it is very it's the ultimate story because also my chicks into this and then also our chicks are into this together like they're like like I hear where she goes yeah we're like we're going back and forth about how sad it is. They're obsessed. I mean, again, this is the murder podcast. It's got everything. It's a new episode every day. Like, it's a murder podcast to the extreme. Because it's like, you get the murder podcast, but it's like daily coming out.

And nobody knows what's going to happen. They're loving it. They're loving it. This is catnip for women. Well, I'm getting the updates. I'm getting updates like the boyfriend is on the run. And I go, stop. I go, you get to give me one update a day.

My girlfriend is also mad that I don't care about this. Because I just keep being like, look. Okay, so I tweeted like 1 a.m. last night. So my girlfriend goes, she goes, Gabby Petito has a million followers on Instagram right now. Because people keep following her, even though she's dead. Now you're listening. Right? No, no, no.

She goes, she keeps following her or whatever. And then my girlfriend's like, and I followed the boyfriend. Because maybe he's going to like. Does that make you jealous? No. The crazy thing is she goes oh she thinks she's a internet sleuth now yeah she goes she goes i heard uh i saw some rumor where he accidentally went live for two seconds yes so so she's like everybody's following the boyfriend

because expecting him to be like like hey i'm just in vegas whoops oh no oh like like like i don't know what they're thinking but then she followed but she's like she's like i also follow she's like and i'm always gonna to follow the girlfriend. Anyways, and then I just posted a dumb tweet, a joke, where I was like, she has a million followers. And this is basically a note to influencers everywhere, how they can learn a thing or two about being an influencer. And she was mad.

She goes, you can't. She was like, that's so insensitive. I'm like, this isn't even the 10th even though i'm a nazi yeah i go this isn't even the 10 000th word thing that's happened to anybody in the last fucking month in america right like who cares like i like again and i'm like i wasn't like funny she died if anything i was making fun of influencers who would be like how did she get to a million you go she was murdered by her boyfriend and he goes i wonder how I could do that. It just, yeah. Your point is that influencer that,

that cooked. Yeah. That cooked where they would see, they go, she got a million followers for getting murdered by her boyfriend. Dude. 1000%. There are people that remember when the comedian that got cancer popped off,

there were plenty of people we know that were like, nice move. Yeah, totally. You know, Oh, that'd like nice move yeah totally you know oh that'd be nice they start smoking they switch from like regular marlboro's to the reds like the lights filterless like the just what was the the super grimy canadian cigarette i can't remember the name but there was a filterless one a no not great uh some canadians will know they're the

green ones you smoke it to the end and then you hot rocket the last little bit. And they were, they were green packs. I know what you're talking about. Yeah. It was like, it was like lore among Canadian smokers. Like someone would fucking show up with one of these smokes and be like,

all right, okay, man, I get what you're doing. Nobody actually like the people who smoke those are like in like Sudbury, like rural Ontario, old people. And then they,

they put the butts in their pocket, you know, they keep them cause they do something with them later they want they want so much uh chemicals that sometimes they just smoke the filter first they put it backwards and just smoke it filter in yeah really but the so there's lots of people that see this kind of stuff and they are like a million fuck me you know yeah a hundred percent and i was that's all i was making fun of i wasn't like oh sick she was murdered like you see girls go through all of the things where they're like maybe i have a disability okay maybe i hate trump and then they go what if i do okay maybe i show they always just land on what if i show my tits like that always works the best yeah or just circle back until the point where they go realize that like oh wait being a woman is the disability yeah they go holy shit i cried in front of my face the

entire time yeah so she she basically bought fox and uh she bought basic cable to follow this thing right yeah so i'm i'm watching fox and uhNBC and CNN, right? Like kind of flipping around. And I only watched like maybe 45 minutes here and there. They're blowing a gasket. Like they get these middle-aged women. They're 50 years old and they go, this boyfriend needs to be found. And they're like tearing up.

By the way, there's no person who thinks he doesn't need to be found. Of course. Yeah, like everybody's like, yeah, let's find out what's going on with this guy you know it's the same thing they do with everything else where they found something that clicks they go when we talk about the potato case it is you know the ratings are through the roof so it's going to be all potato all day right yeah and they're at there and these ladies are going i can't believe this and they go i don't she is out there right they're yelling and screaming right and then the funny part is and i actually watched a bit of fox and seen it after and i'll talk about that in a little bit but the the funniest part was they go

back to the regional programming so like on fox they literally cut from the girl and there's the worst thing you've ever seen in the world and then they go anyways back to original go this biden guy fucking sucks he shouldn't be the president they went on fox actually they went from i don't even know how it got there because my girlfriend the other day she was like what's going on with fox and we caught the tail end of it and then it was just like hillary clinton something i was like she's even in how's she even in the news she's still in the mix just like uh well it was a funny departure from the original program. Cable news has commercials every 15 seconds. It's very hard to watch.

Yeah. But the most interesting part was this, was which we, from the moment this happened, I go, how long till they say

it's racist that everyone gets covered, right? Yeah. Do you think he's dead? Do you think he killed himself? That's what I think. I think he offed himself.

That's what he did? That's my guess. How have they not found him at this point? I don't know. I'm not invested. You think it's white privilege that they haven't found him yeah he's just like so has so much white privilege well he would have got pulled over trying to get a cab yeah he's unfindable yeah well vice daily beast and about a thousand other places which i basically said immediately it's going to be two seconds until they start posting that this is racist that because white women got more coverage than

other women right and they're like here's all the people that died and there is something where you go maybe 20 years ago there probably would be some truth to that but right now for starters it's like if you look at the reason why this one went viral essentially and then you look at the other murders that have gone viral like for example the elisa lamb one who wasn't white why did that go viral and become like who's that that was the girl who was in the cecil hotel okay all right look at you know most of the murderers you go everyone right now can name a bunch of black people that were murdered, and you can't name a single white person that was murdered, right? Gabby Petito.

That's it. No, no, no. I mean by the cops. Oh, right, right. Of course, of course. Well, because that's what went viral. Of course. So why did this go viral?

One is what you said. It's got all of the fixings for girls. Yeah. It's just girls who are making this go viral, but it's a feedback loop thing. What do you mean it's in the sense that like it does you know they they put out a thing go hey there's white girls missing who's an influencer then it blew like you know the news puts it out and then it blows up for them and they go oh this is what we need to focus on this like they didn't say oh we're gonna make a huge thing out of this. They just reported it like a whatever item. And then it blew up and they go, oh, this is what we're doing.

Correct. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, they didn't cover that last. They're not like premeditated saying we're going to make this the thing we cover nonstop until it's like on every corner of the world. It's the demand for it almost. Things go viral. Exactly.

I mean, you do, you know, even as a person like this, you do a million things and you go, it's racist that it's only Gabby Petito. But why look at these other women? And if you look back a day, they all ran for stories on Gabby Petito. Of course. And I'm sure they ran stories on these other women and nobody cared. Well, no, because they ran stories on Elisa Lam and they did care. But not to this extent. Well, they ran stories on elisa lamb and they did care but not to this extent well they ran stories on george floyd to this extent sure well george and again and my point

is there's a million things in going to why a story gets covered so to say that there hasn't you know i can't think of anything like this for a while where i really captured everyone where it was the number one thing i mean the biggest part was the guy was still on the run if a story's interesting enough it kind of catches the news but i don't know what what do you think then do you think there is a factor where this is race i don't think i look i don't think it's racist i think racist kind of like uh presumes that there's like some sort of maliciousness i just no it doesn, it doesn't. It doesn't presume that there's maliciousness. Their assumption is that people care more

because it's a white chick. I do think that. Right. I do think that. But then why couldn't you then... So then would you not go the other way and you go, okay, well, if you say, for example,

the people killed by the cops, would you not say it's the other way then? It is. For sure it is. So you're saying a missing girl, in your opinion by the cops. Yeah. Would you not say it's the other way then? It is. For sure it is. So you're saying a missing girl, in your opinion, is white? Is white? It has to be white for it to go viral. There has to be many circumstances.

No. So it's like, you get points for stuff. I think everybody in cultures values things differently. And so if she was 60 like there's no element of like oh she's like missing out on so much of her life like i mean hotness is definitely a hotness like yeah hotness like you know the fact that she was like trying to you know people can see her social media and go like they kind of maybe learn to know her the fact that there's these body cam videos of her like that was the that was a huge part of it the fact that there was actually like but look if she was so it was a mystery that they can you can pretend to participate in yes and

also but it's like it's there's that element too where it's like there's this whodunit but if she's like a 60 year old like you know prostitute who's on heroin nobody's like oh my god think of the future she could have had like she's not being robbed of that so then people are just less invested and then on top of that, if you want to talk about these places and their narratives, if you look at what they're saying, where they're going, well, those things don't

get reported on. And so if you talk about a bunch of missing women in these places, like you said, some of them prostitutes or whatever, it's like, well, why don't Vice report on those? Because, to be honest, it doesn't fit their narrative of like i guess guess what if it was a like a guy with a mega hat that did it you they would probably be reporting on it night and day absolutely but if you go hey if you look on the reserve and like a native guy killed like a native woman what what

does that help how does that help but also that's not like that their base doesn't want to share that their base is not like oh my god everybody needs to know right so there is they they scroll through twitter they see that i go that's sad and they move on with their lives so murders have to kind of have a viral quality that has to have a viral quality has to like hit home to a degree for some people there's a lot of elements i think i think it's not people are trying like the race thing is, it's easy to just be like, she's white. This is it. But like,

if it was, if it was a guy, like if it was like a gay guy, I already told you one. Yeah. Yeah. Or whatever. A gay guy killed his partner.

Even if it was, it just, you know, like the murder of what are the JJ's buddy? Yeah. Luca Magnotta. Well, again,

he's that guy's fucking shipping. The victim wasn't white though. The victim was not white, but that guy was shipping body parts to like the prime minister. So then you're like, again, that guy's fucking shipping body parts. The victim wasn't white, though. The victim was not white, but that guy was shipping body parts to the prime minister. So then you're like, okay. Well, that's what makes a story go viral is there's something interesting about it.

100%. But I mean, so I just thought it was almost, it's the funny part is how hypocritical they are where they have the nerve to say that when they also did it. And also, one of the reasons why they don't report on these other things is because it

doesn't really do anything for them. No, the same way, everything else. That's what I was saying with the feedback loop is like, if they posted the thing and then it gets crazy, like retweets or whatever, then they go,

okay, this is what we're doing now. Yeah, obviously. Yeah. And then it like the audience is guiding them as much as they're guiding the audience. There is some portion where maybe if you were as a whiteness component,

you go, well, there's more white people in a story like that. There is some element of with, if you're a 20 year old girl, a 25 year old girl that, um, is really invested in this to some degree,

you see yourself as her a hundred percent where you're like, oh, that could have been me. Like I used to go on to parks and I've gone to big loud fights with my boyfriend and and disappear. My girlfriend said essentially something along those lines. She said, after I was hanging out with you, I realized that could be me. I'm in the fucking keep up with this.

Well, if I'm sitting in a park and then I sit down and you don't see me and accidentally sit on me and then now I'm dead. Yeah. The weight of your body crushes my legs and my windpipe and larynx and then you think to yourself, I can disappear. It's like when I read that some guy fucking choked on a hot dog and I go,

that could have been me. There's not enough of us who are worried about choking on hot dogs. Right. For you, it wouldn't have to be racial though. No, it wouldn't be racial. But if it was like a Jewish guy

choking on a matzo ball. Like if a Jewish Trudeau supporter choking on a matzo ball, I go, this is really hitting close to home right now. I probably, if that happened on the day of the morning of the podcast, I probably wouldn't even record that day.

I go, I need a, I need a mental health day, Ryan. You know what? So it was, it was also kind of the same as the Emmys thing where, um,

just as like how, uh, how full of shit these people are, where they, they post all day about the mass. And then mass and then and then you see them all at the thing see i when i saw that i didn't realize i go oh you know the emmys to me was is nonsense like watching that is you got to put a gun to my head if you want me to

watch that stuff and obviously when the mass came out i go yeah no shit they don't give a shit they're all liars or whatever they don't wear masks they tell you but i didn't realize that they actually are supposed to wear masks at bars in california so i didn't realize the level oh yeah it was like and the thing is all the staff like everybody who was like the support staff like you saw that one picture of that one woman but like all the staff they're all wearing masks yeah listening to these people on anything is insane it's just literally you know the law the law of the hollywood lobby is powerful and they go look we cannot have like like the whole point with famous people is like their face their face is famous like you can't have a room full of covered famous people what's the point of that like nobody wants to watch that you don't want to watch fucking some guy giving a

speech or like the host with a mascot you ever heard that saying where they're kind of, it's like they, they all know they're lying and they know, you know, they're lying and they just don't care. Yeah. It really does feel like that. For sure.

And there, so this was the same as all that stuff where it, with all of the Emmy stuff and the people saying this about Gabby to Petito who work at vice, like you have to know you're lying to have your organization write five stories about Gabby Petito and then the next day go no one ever covers these other girls do they and then you did like it's the same principle where you you you you have to be insane to not be aware of your hypocrisy they just don't care

yeah and they have hierarchies too because those people, instead of being like, hey, with a weird hypocrisy, they were like, no people of color won Emmys. Like, that's where they go. They go, oh, like the Emmy story is not, hey, there's like a fucking pandemic. Everybody else has to wear a mask.

Why don't these fucking famous people have to wear a mask? And they go, no, no, no. The issue here is that no people of color won emmys for a major category so they found a new thing they find the thing they go oh you're still talking about that yeah yeah oh weird speaking of masks versus race what a car crash has happened in new york so basically there's this restaurant called Carmine's, right? I'll tell you, this is my Gabby Petito. Exactly.

The key takeaway is everybody has their Gabby Petito. And your Gabby Petito might not even be a Gabby Petito. It might be a restaurant. My Gabby Petito is this Carmine's thing. Because I've been watching videos. I'm like a fiend. I'm looking for TikToks. So basically, it was these three ladies, three black women, went to the place.

And then the girl told them to wear a mask. And then there was a big altercation. Well, no. Six of the guys. The guys didn't have vaccines. The women did. The guys, they were with. Well, I'm going to read the story. Well, there's different of the guys. The guys didn't have vaccines. The women did. The guys they were with. Well, I'm going to read the story.

There's a lot. Well, there's different people that say different things. So you're about to tell one version of the story. I'm just basing it off of the article we're covering. The article, there's some people saying one thing, some people saying another thing. It's a mystery. It's like the boyfriend's parents of Gabby Petito.

Exactly, right? So basically- Where is Brian? They basically got in a fight they got kicked out and then Black Lives Matter has been protesting Carmine saying they're racist and a big part of that because the women go when they got in trouble for assaulting the girl they go well she called us the n-word and then Black Lives Matter is also saying that when um when the vaccine passport is causing is going to cause more of this so black lives matter is full out against this and i watched

a lot of videos i mean first of all their chants are very uh funny because they're all like very like hip-hop oriented so even when they start chanting the guy he grabs the microphone he goes mic check and the people go, mic check. Like they do it like a rap battle stuff. I mean, dude, they were fucking, they had one of these every week last year.

They got good at it. Well, the one they got good at it too. They were like, this is fun. Like we get to do all this stuff. We get to all this change, blah,

blah, blah. And then now they're like every weekend, they're just fucking looking at their watch, scrolling through Twitter, being like, I guess there's nothing to do this week. They were happy about this one.

This was like a huge thing for them. This is getting the gang back together. This is literally like one more rip. One last protest. But this one's so complicated because it really begs the question, are, and I think that this is the same thing

as the Hollywood thing, though as uh the hollywood thing where you're finding out that race doesn't matter when it doesn't suit the narrative and that's what i think because they're kind of like the vaccine mandates what everyone's been saying they're worse for you know minorities and everyone's kind of like yeah dude this was never about fucking helping minorities we have an agenda we have a candidate we want to get elected and your fucking riots were helping that. Yes. Now that they're saying,

we don't want the vaccine. Now that Black Lives Matter is saying we don't want the vaccine mandates, they're kind of like, I think that a lot of people, you'll see kind of, you know, right-wing Twitter kind of saying like, don't you care?

And you're like, no, they don't. No, they're moved on. But it was just making me laugh. The idea of like a Hollywood person finding out that like, let's say you're not the high end. You're just like a random actor in Hollywood kind of at your door

and someone coming. You want a daytime Emmy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want a daytime Emmy. And you have to wear a mask. Daytime Emmys had to wear the mask. Finding out that BLM is against the vaccine mandates now. And then so someone comes to your house

with like a pad and paper doing like a census. And they're like, hey, we're just a couple of things. Your name and who you voted for. Oh, obviously Joe Biden. Okay. And are you against vaccine mandates? No, no, no. I'm very for uh vaccine

mandates okay great um and you're pro black lives matter uh okay um well black lives matters against the vaccine and so i'll just put a sort of against black lives matter oh what i'll just put the maybe box and you go no no no what maybe well you said you fully support them okay so then i'll put you uh not for the mandates then uh no no i'm for the mandates and for black lives matter and it was like okay well how about this i'll put that you're you're uh against the you're you're for the mandates but you mostly support black lives matter and we're just gonna put these are public studies we're gonna be putting out there so we'll just have well you actor daytime zeniny sort of supports black lives matter how will that anyways i was having fun with that in my head you know what this actually kind of reminds me of that you're saying that is because whenever you have any sort of organization especially when it's like new

it's bound to start splintering into like it's like it's almost like it because i like being growing up like jewish and all this stuff i never understood why there was like 90 different kinds of christianity that weren't as rich. I mean, that obviously. Where do you guys get your gold sent to? But I never, I was like, so there's this one and there's, and I never got it because there's just, there's just Jewish. There's not like, and then when now you're saying that,

I go, I get it. Cause it started as the one thing. And then they go, we're like, we're against masks. And then they're like, we're for it. I go, all right, that's one break. And then it's just like keeps. And now you have like 4,000, you have Southern Baptist and whatever. like we're for it and I go alright that's one break and then it's just like keeps and now you have like 4,000

you have Southern Baptist and whatever and you're just like yeah you're never going to get everybody to agree on everything probably the most two sides

and they were clear there was was like 2015 of like yeah that was there actually is somewhat of solidarity on the sides

for a guy or for against a common enemy yeah and pretty much everybody on both sides could agree on almost everything. Like 99% of topics were like, we'll agree on all those things. The splintering is happening

at a rapid rate right now. Yeah. And I was an early predictor of the splintering. So famed NYC restaurant Carmine's released its own footage of three black women attacked Asian hostess over N-word insult and claims it shows and claims

it shows the assault was unprovoked so right they wouldn't attack other pocs she was a white i got you but when i saw that i was the first thing i was like not white i go as soon as it was not white because when it was when it became my gabby potato i was sort of like at the beginning i was kind of like i don't know it's they said she said the n-word that's what happens then they're like she's an Asian I go I'm listening and then it comes out the three black women are visiting from Texas I go things just got interesting three Texas black chicks who when they go in this vaccine shit to them they go what the hell is this nonsense of course it's an Asian chick so it's not white it's not as simple as uh you can just dismiss it and go

well every white people that's that's standard procedure of black people come in and the white hostess says the n-word of course i mean i literally i said to you i think yesterday but like because this is in manhattan and i'm like with the whole like they said the n-word and i was like maybe if this is like deep in the Bronx, right, right. Like you're like, there's no restaurant in Manhattan.

It seems where a hostess is calling anybody the N word under any circumstances. But if you are right now, if you get the culture and you go in and a hostess gets, you know, you get in a scuffle with a hostess and you're, especially if you're like drinking or whatever and you're going to jail, it's, it's as they're taking away, you oh sorry sorry yeah yeah they call me the n-word yeah it's like yeah they go hey uh there's been a big misunderstanding here i am the victim yeah i

was called the n-word well it's it's it's brilliant right it's the equivalent of a girl um saying that you know everything's happening and with a relationship And then you go, he hit me. Yeah, of course. And you go, can you prove that? I go, do I have to? What, a victim blaming much? Yeah, so they're chanting outside. And it's very like,

there's four or five kind of main people that are black. And then a lot of Antifa people that look like me that are kind of along for the ride. And you could see when they start going up and another thing, these mandates, vaccine mandates. Okay. You see the Antifa guys kind of having like a,

yeah, let's get back to that being racist. Yeah. We kind of just came here for the racism stuff. Yeah. I don't know if we need to really like give our opinion about whether the vaccine passports are fair or not. Cause that's been kind of adjudicated already.

So let's just, yeah. Yeah. See, you know, let's just, racism's bad. We're here for the racism. Sort of pushes his mask back up. Yeah. So the chants are, they go, one funny chant that they go, shame, shame, shame, shame. They just chant shame at the Carmichael's guy because the owner of the place kind of walks in and he's he's sort of fed up with these guys he's uh his thing wasn't so much

like i'm sorry his thing was like we did nothing wrong you guys are bad which was the other thing there is to be something to be said about with the the the if if they said oh a server did this well how is that the you know the the fault of the restaurant really like if you hire a server and the server said something i mean there is like a some sort of legal you know if you're a server for example you own a restaurant and the hostess assaults you you probably can sue the restaurant oh sure but you're saying they're racist oh yeah of course i mean like if walmart has a racist employee or is walmart like that's a racist company of course and they're also saying it didn't happen well ryan who are you gonna believe the black people or the other black people

so it really is uh a wild thing and then they go so black lives matter said they were covering it up because they wouldn't release their footage then they released their footage and it didn't release uh you know it didn't really it didn't really show anything right but then on top of that you want to you want to get you ready i mean it showed it showed the ladies were kind of throwing fucking haymakers it looked like the set of it honestly looked like springer it seriously looks springer it was like they were the way they were like because you don't like the way like well if they were white ladies they'd be karen like, because you know how the way like women. Well, if they were white ladies, they'd be Karen's. Yeah, but you know how the way like women who don't fight throw punches, it's like a slap punch

kind of like, it's like this way. Okay. Like there was a lot of like, they're like, like it was very fucking like, I mean, it was a cat fight basically. It was a cat fight. Yeah. So there's the one where I go, I'm back on the girl's side, a beginning, because then it says this.

It says, so apparently, okay, I'll read this whole thing. It says, Moore said the hostess also accused the women of producing fake vaccination cards. So now reading that, I'm back on the Texas black girl's side. Because if you are working at a restaurant and someone comes in and you're the, the goody two shoes waiter, that's like, um, can I see the ID to match this?

It's like now they're trying, if they're trying to go to a restaurant to get food and you're demanding like back to back, that's like when Chris from Brooklyn got in a fight with the guy, he had the picture and he goes, we need the full thing. And it was like, dude,

you like, what are you the government now? Yeah. Yeah. That's like, this should be a thing where the government says everyone needs to do this and everyone basically says okay yeah which from my report from what i've been reading that is what's going on it is what's going on and from my experience no one gives a shit except for the odd person but when you do

get a person that like you show them the card and then they go hey can i see that closer show me your id you go who are you fucking yeah the ID matching stuff what Dr. Fauci's the like bartender here the ID matching stuff is ridiculous well that's what I said so I go to be fair

three girls come in and you start being like ladies I actually need the proper documentation so you've made yourself a volunteer contact tracer yeah you're a collaborator

you're a collaborator you're a Nazi collaborator so a collaborator you're a nazi collaborator so now i'm on their side and then things got even more interesting so this this really is your gabby petito love this is the same energy my girlfriend has about this right now identical she goes and then this happened maybe they went live on instagram she goes so this is what they said they go they also i'll tell you something before I said my big and then my big reveal. You're right, right. Because I'm getting this from the Gabby Petito team too.

He goes, and the guy, they don't know where he is. And I go, please leave me alone. They go, they also heard the hostess say, yeah, you guys can leave my restaurant or something aggressive like that. When Dr. Rankin hears hears that she turns around and addresses the hostess she tells the she says this isn't your restaurant you're just a staff member here please address us with respect now i'm back again where i don't think that's what happened where three rowdy black chicks that got in a big fight said to the girl hey please address us with

some respect i don't think that's i love i don't think that's the lexicon that came at them. They turned the get out of my restaurant into you people. You know, they go, what do you mean you people? It's like, what do you mean your restaurant? You go, it's a phrase. It's clearly referring to the restaurant. But everyone's hyped up right now. You've seen the video.

So I don't think the girls then said to the Pearson, like they said, get out of my restaurant, show your cards. And then the girl goes, hey, excuse me, miss, please treat us with respect. I just don't think the girls then said to the pearson like they said get out of my restaurant show your cards and then the girl goes hey excuse me miss please treat us with respect i just don't think that's the and then that was responded to civil discourse and then that was responded to with calling them the n-word yeah allegedly allegedly so everyone no one's story really checking out that hard right now but even not so now i'm going to tell you the full top one the topper i'm watching this video right the you know shame shame and then this black guy he's like a black lives matter guy he starts putting a white bill like dollar bills on a guy's head he goes these

white people need to get out of this neighborhood kind of thing he starts putting money on this guy's head he goes this is the only money the only thing the guys respond here get the fuck out of here and a guy's like i live here I'm just trying to walk by. And it was Rick Moranis. And he got punched in the face again. So then he just goes, you just hear, you motherfucking bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep. So the Black Lives Matter guys just start railing off F-bombs, calling everyone a fag. Oh.

Yeah. They're calling every, they say it like 45 times so now we got we got the antifa guys sitting there being like so this guy's calling everyone fucking hard ots they're fucking anti-vaxxers now oh my god and the antifa guys are still there shame no it's so funny too is like those people probably like showed up in the morning as pro-vax and then they left and they're like they left there as anti-vax they had to yeah yeah but they were like in they were like no i'm pro-vax it's just and then they left they go ah man i just i don't know what to believe anymore they don't know what to believe so. They don't know what to believe. So it is frying people's... Frying people's...

Should we see if we can do next week's podcast live from Carmine's? Get a nice seat there? Holy shit, that's funny. Hey, can we get a podcasting table? We're going to do a quick one. Woo! By the way, just a quick... I didn't have this planned, but you were talking about Karen's.

And last week, I was at my girlfriend's house. She has BET. He's always talking about it. I have a girlfriend. My girlfriend. Okay, anyway. Me and my girlfriend. I don't have BET.

I have YouTube TV, so I get all these weird channels. I don't have BET. She has BET because she has proper cable or whatever. And I saw Karen, and I go, no, this can't be. Karen who? The movie Karen. Remember that piece of shit? It's on Netflix.

Oh, I didn't know that. It was on BET. Have you seen any of it? No, I thought about watching it as a joke, but I was just like, I can't do it right now. It is disaster artist. You watched it?

I watched like 20 minutes of it. It's fucking insane. And the thing is like a racist, entitled white woman moves in. It's so crazy. The only scene I saw is so- It's funny that you watched it. She gets invited.

The only scene I saw really so it's funny that you watched she gets invited the only scene i saw really was she's at this her black neighbors are like inviting her to a party okay she's like they know she's like a racist they think at this point but they want everybody but they kind of like they're trying to like you know be the bigger people they're all wearing like you know like the african like garbs and stuff like you know like the okay soft because they're like really like into that whatever you know the the black pride or whatever and then and they're talking and and she is like just like she's the only white woman at this party they're all like kind of drinking and she starts like all the saying all this shit about how like you know like yeah police officers like you know black people wouldn't

get assaulted if they just complied and they're all like what and then she's like at one point she literally she goes well if you don't like it here, you can go back. And they're like, go back to where? And she's like, Africa? Like, it's the craziest thing. Like, you're like, no fucking white person in a million years at a group of black people. And they go, well, if you don't like it here, your neighbors, they go, well, you can go back.

And you go, go back where? And she goes, Africa? It was so fucking crazy. Yeah. Well, it kind of is that thing we were talking about where the car mines thing, you see this kind of shit and people believe it

because in their mind, have you ever seen the new thing that's going around where one in five liberals think COVID or four out of five liberals think that COVID is 10 times more dangerous than it actually is, like hospitalizations rate or whatever. It's the same thing as they think that

people working at a store in New York City calling customers the N-word is, if you ask them how many times this happens a day, they would gravely overestimate it. They'd go, I think it most, I don't know. Yeah, most of the time. I think it'd be easier to count the ones where it doesn't happen yeah pretty much because they're so you

know programmed well it's the narrative they want to believe have you ever seen the confirmation the girl cat calling walking through the city yeah and it's like they think it's that walking through the city just getting called the end pretty much yeah i mean it's confirmation bias it's like if you have a belief then you're now wanting to find things that reinforce it and you're like i mean the thing i don't know if we were but like the the whips and stuff yeah well let's do a quick sponsor okay jenny talking about the whips let's let's do a quick sponsor and just do a shout out to ritual so now this is i've been using ritual and we just got it i've also been taking them i like them yeah it's a minty honestly the solid vitamin and you don't take you don't have to take it with water because it takes good it's like a

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my mom i come home my stepdad he's got ball gags in oh you know all right now that you're in america i mean he pulls the american flag ball gag out of his mouth. Yeah, my mom comes crawling out on all fours. Oh. Oh, Ryan, you're home early. Danny walks out of the bathroom. Oh. Whoa.

Ryan, you're home early. You were supposed to be in America. My dad and my two brothers walk out of the bathroom. Oh, Ryan. We all thought, in unison, we thought you were in America. But the... So, basically, the immigrant situation on the border,

it legitimately is a fucking real humanitarian crisis. It's insane. And again, if, like, totally understandable, and, like, if I fucking lived in Haiti, I would... It's crazy, too, because I remember, like, I was like, wait, like if i fucking lived in haiti i would it's crazy too because i remember like i was like wait like just based on geography you go like haiti's here and they're coming in through texas and then but it turns out i guess they're flying in so what's happening is you know what's happening they're flying into ecuador from haiti and then they're

making that trek up because i was like at first I was like Haitians I'm like that didn't even make sense to me but then it's because they're fucking Haiti is like a absolute mess yeah and yeah so anyways well to me the the thing we were about to talk about was they basically they're saying that people are all whipping the immigrants or whatever and it's they don't have whips they have reins on their horses they have reins on their horses yeah and every big person like you know Sean King

all these people and it kind of is what we were saying before where they live in a world where that's you go this is what I've been telling people like no they're not

walking around like going into groups of people on a horse and like whipping them that's just like not happening and I will say for one I was saying on Twitter

like I wanted to but he's not private on twitter because sean king goes i want names and i just wanted to reply being like it's harry trotter yeah the names of the immigrant of the horses on the horse because i want names because harry trotter but the thing that i was kind of thinking about when i was going through this whole story is it's so easy when you look at like an immigrant catastrophe like this where you have people pouring in it's so easy to for people to you know kind of take like a

simple side where they go well we should just let them in or the other side of like it's easier close the thing or whatever right to me looking at people's reactions whenever there's an illegal immigrant fiasco. Ryan, no person's illegal.

That's true. I'm sorry. Whenever there is a crisis at the border. I saw that on a t-shirt somewhere. Yeah. But you go, well, the people in my basement are illegal. It reminded me, it always kind of makes me think that why people aren't good at running companies and it was like every person really operates where they they should they operate like children where they just want to be able to complain to their parents but not have to make no decisions ever and it was like if you look at everyone that's what they're saying, like three things in, you go, okay, so people will go, well, they should just let everyone in. It's like, okay, well, if you did that, you'd have, you know, the population would double in

the next month. So it's like, what number do you think of people that should let in? Okay, so what should they do if they don't come in? It's like, no one can live with any of the consequences of their own proposals. And you go, okay, well, also, if you're going to let double the population, well, then everyone would have to pay double the taxes, obviously. Also, there's real infrastructure constraints. Obviously, it's like, okay, so what if they all come in and now they're homeless? Would that be okay for you?

Well, they shouldn't be homeless. It's like everything is just, we'll solve it. It's like everyone wants to just like make more problems and then be like hey solve these problems and there is a lot of people that are kind of like well don't have any you know border control and then encourage people to come in and then when they come in it's these nightmares and they go well look at this is bad and it's like well yeah you need to have some like reasonable policies and on top of that there is going to be a certain level of people are always there it's not going to be zero ever so it's like some degree there is this stuff every and more importantly because a lot of people there's one thing if you're an american you go hey this is how i think american

america should be governed but like people who don't live in america who are like yeah america should just let and you're like america's like every sovereign country has the right to like you know choose their like immigration policies and their border policies like you can't just be like hey this is what you need to do because you're america like you can't just decide for another country like every country gets to decide yeah exactly so that's obvious yeah and not to a lot of people yeah well that's my kind of my point yeah i don't think it was i'm not calling what you just said obvious i'm more saying that like it's uh it's like yeah no shit and so people don't want it they just want to kind of you know like live in these worlds where they can't live with the consequences of their own perspective yeah which is why if you ever watch every like how many people we know

like run companies or whatever right and the minute they do it's like well everyone should get a million dollars and it's like you see those are the same people that always they can't afford the even pay their people a living wage because they made some stupid uh ideological thing somewhere else it's like well i don't think we should charge the customers it's like well now you don't have enough to pay your employees so your employees are making zero dollars and you're like there's always any like so many of these people that have these kind of like juvenile ways of like looking at everything the minute they're in charge of every anything there's always any like so many of these people that have these kind of like juvenile ways of like looking at everything the minute they're in charge of every anything there's actually way more people that are in dire straits like literally college kid shit it's like they

just they they've you know it's one thing to be in college and think that way be like oh whatever like you just you don't understand but it's like to be why is everyone rich yeah why don't we just give everybody 10 remember who was who went on he goes there was like something and they go that's enough money to give every american a million dollars it was some sort of bill and they go that's enough and you go what it was enough to give every american like a hundred dollars and they were on the news and they said that's this is enough money to give every like for the wall or something this is enough money we could give every american one million dollars and you go like what like you think i can't remember who was some lady but you're saying the math didn't work out at all fuck no it was it was a hundred dollars yeah and but she literally

and she was on the news she goes this she was like indignant and she was like this is gonna be the sickest soundbite ever like this is like what a mic drop like we could give every american a million dollars and go okay you're a fucking idiot well so that's why i was like they'll believe anything but also the what i was saying with the confirmation bias is like i saw that photo okay and like again there's 50 photos they chose one photo and in that one photo it does look like a whip i honestly yeah and there was a part of me there was like a small part of me who goes like holy shit this is fucking insane i can't believe that they're on horses in the year 2021 whipping people and then all you need to do is go click on the comments and within 10 seconds instead of hitting the retweet you go let me look into this for a minute and within one minute

someone goes those are reigns they don't have whips and you go let me look into this for a minute and within one minute someone goes those are reigns they don't have whips and you go okay okay but because of the confirmation bias people go holy shit the thing i thought to be the case this whole time is true well i look at sean king's comments because you're like he said he blocked it off from anyone who disagrees with him but i i followed him before i got in early so i look at his comments and every comment's like typical of course because i fucking knew it yeah they go uh duh and now the funniest things is they go they have to backtrack and they go okay yeah so they're not whips but why do they have horses they have to be like yeah yeah horses their thing now they go why the horses i don't

know they have horses it's weird rough terrain yeah yeah yeah it's like water and they have horses i don't know nobody asked that when there's like fucking like a riot and they're you know they're whatever they have horses in the city or there's like a parade and they go what what are these horses doing well they they asked that when there's a riot and uh the other way and that was kind of the next thing that i was going to say was that it's so funny to watch that all of these places the like i guess the kind of thing we're pointing out a lot is the hypocrisy right now about all this stuff was like the amount of people with the covid uh riots because they were getting pretty wild and a lot of the people that are legitimately posting um why aren't the

riot squad involved and they're saying they're like it turned everyone's so pro cop now so victoria i don't know if you watched the covid riots but they got fucking dude why australia is lit as fuck right now yeah well they said the police union will ask victoria police why the riot squad was not deployed to a violent anti-lockdown rally in malvern that they left several in hospital so this is the guardian i can find you 9 000 articles being like they do not like if anything the riots that are happening and uh you know in new york they should have uh therapists that should be responding to it and now they're they're kind of saying they should have the national guard they should if anything they should be beheading these people pretty much for for putting everybody at uh giant risk well it's just so funny to watch the flip i mean also

like in australia their people are like you know we saw in toronto or whatever where they'd be like oh here's a thing and then it'd be someone marching and then people are like shame and and and then here they're just like firing rubber bullets at them i i think it is as people are like yeah you know this is stuff that happens like in third world countries and then it's coming to like first world countries melbourne's nuts yeah like melbourne's like insane like what's going on there like they have daily riot they're like tear gassing they cracked some fucking old lady's head open and then pepper sprayed her as she fit on the ground. She's like, you know, incapacitated.

They walk up to her and just like spray her in the face with pepper spray. What was the thing with the KFC? So basically someone got. Oh, in New Zealand. Yeah. So in Auckland, in New Zealand, their New Zealand's basically has a zero COVID. They're the zeroists or whatever, where they're like we we want to get it to zero and they had it to zero for like i think four months and then someone came in on a

flight from sydney or whatever and now it's like now it's back and then you know it's hard to get it back to zero or whatever so they have these really strict lockdowns because they're trying to get it to zero and they think that so anyway someone like snuck out of auckland to i guess somewhere where the lockdowns weren't as bad auckland i think is the largest city and then got a bunch of kfc because they just wanted kfc yeah like for their boys i'm sure it's like a college student or something it's like let's go fucking get and then they were driving on like a dirt road got pulled over because like you're not allowed to be out so then the cops were like they're suspicious just because they're out and then pulled them over i guess the cops were like you know like confiscated

but it's like the weed thing they go like they stick their head in their car they go what you guys what you doing out here do you think leftover from old school racist cops too they uh they're trained to uh be able to sniff kfc yeah super they imported them from the deep south yeah yeah yeah in the u.s no and then they like busted them for this just like huge kfc hall and like they got in all this trouble because they just tried to go get some chicken oh well you know what you know what that kind of reminded me of is i watched the um the documentary about um the uh national lampoon And one of the things that always drives me nuts is when people like that are edgy comedy guys, you know,

were closed the door behind them. But basically the National Lampoon had like a KFC thing where it was like the Colonel whipping slaves in like a KFC bucket and shit like that. So they used to do wild stuff. They basically got called, you know, racist and stuff back then. Cause they used to do do they did a joke where they were saying that uh how did

uh basically how did um how did hitler it was like a note to hitler from a mother being like how did you fit the jews in the oven because i'm trying i can't fit my steak in the oven and how did you make room and something like that like they just did crazy stuff yeah but what eventually shut them down was they had a baby in a blender on an episode and the christian mothers uh basically national lamp was the show um the magazine but it was also mad tv it was also the movies became a huge big thing and they i loved the movies when i was a kid the movies were great and the christian mother essentially shut them down eventually right and it was kind of old school uh edgy leftist but they were they were saying they were like we're not we're we're making fun of everyone they they didn't care they made fun of republicans they made fun of uh you know uh

one of the kennedys for example died and they did a beetle advertisement for the for the car the bug and saying that it because it floats and they're saying if he drove that car he'd still be alive today and shit like that so shit that really picked pissed people off and then judd apatow was in the documentary having the nerve to be like they were the greatest you know and they were pushing boundaries that people you know and we just all loved it and it was like you've campaigned to get people fired you literally put them on a blacklist right now. You put people on a blacklist for doing not one hundredth of what these people have done. So that always really grinds my gears where the whole time I'm watching the movie,

I'm kind of literally, Judd Apatow will come back on and then I have to stop it. And I go, you know, I'm freaking out. Right. This is this is your Gabby Petito. Ryan's got a lot of Gabby Petito's. I do get fired up. Yeah. But I mean, this is this one specifically because you're just like, it's one thing to

like do a story about this is another thing to see like this chief hypocrite of this whole thing popping up to interview to being like, this is why this is totally fine. You don't you don't think see like this chief hypocrite of this whole thing popping up to interview to being like this is why this is totally fine you don't you don't think he is a chief hypocrite yeah you go you don't fucking think this though yeah and at least at the very least if you think this now admit that don't pretend that you still get to be oh i was cool then it's like you mean you were a nazi then by your logic yes so i don't know it's watching that kind of makes me but it is but it is interesting and the reason i brought that up was we used to always kind of say and i used to say this like a lot two years ago anyone that's been paying attention to

politics for at least six years has been alive long enough to watch everything switch twice and 10 years is probably a better span. And I think it's happening very, very obviously before our eyes where you're watching all of people's perspective shift. Because so I watched... I mean, there's literally like MAGA people are straight up the not my president people now. It's amazing. It's like amazing.

It's so funny. Just straight up being like, that's not my president. You go, okay. And I watched Fox news for a bit which is cnn is more flabbergasted lady even the guys are more flabbergasted ladies they're just like like you know uh what's a good example like they're racist well don lemon is he has to pretend like he's not gonna cry like they're always about to cry his whole thing is he's always about to cry. I watch both.

I watch Fox and CNN just to kind of get a little taste of the... It's interesting to watch both. And there is something to be said about that Fox is a little bit... Republicans, the news at least, like right-wing news kind of just copies liberals things. They're better at copying their things and trying to, the same way that they're kind of saying right now, they tried to use the, hey, look at black people,

the vaccine mandates are happening. And I'm kind of, my point is like, they don't care. So it's kind of like, Fox News works a lot in the framework that cnn creates and cnn didn't create it they're basically trying to exactly they take like this reactionary mental model and then they they try and find the logical holes right now to to kind of like own the yeah which i get but it just when you're trying to get something done i mean it is kind of maybe funny but when you're trying to get something done it does feel like the dad who's um his wife's going out all the time

and then he oh yeah his wife goes you have to come to my uh um you have to come to my parents house and he doesn't want to go to the parents house he goes you always make me go to my parents house like well you have to come watch play pool with me and johnny he's like well i thought you said that we're supposed to do stuff and it's like he doesn't even really want her there playing pool but he's just like she created the model of making him do shit he doesn't want to do so he's like well i'll make you do shit that makes sense yeah totally a lot of like tit for tat stuff a lot of tit for tat stuff but the other thing about both of them and this is more fox news fox news is really doing like jordan peterson

from six years ago yeah and it's all very it's kind of like imagine you watch like a trailer for you know democrats are bad or whatever but then they never go really in any other direction so you are like so there's this guy. He wrote this book. He's doing a half-hour segment or whatever, right? The segment is legitimately, he pulls up the Communist Manifesto. I'm watching for two minutes at this point. He's got the Communist Manifesto.

Is that Tucker Carlson? No, no. This is some new guy. I can't remember this guy's name. The bald guy? Yeah, I think he was bald. The bald British dude. No, the bald British guy was second.

So I have the bald British guy. Okay, okay. Bald British guy tries to be funny. The first guy, I can't remember his name. Levine. Something Levine. yeah i think he was bald no the bald british guy was second so i have the bald british guy okay bald british guy tries to be funny yeah the first guy i can't remember his name something mark levin mark levin so mark levin he holds up the communist manifesto and he's got a book about this and he goes this is the communist manifesto and this is a declaration of independence and this right here is winning so it's it's it's very and then he starts going you know a lot of the principles in this book are being used right now and you're like yeah what jordan peterson said eight years ago yeah yeah oh absolutely you know what i mean it's very

it is funny like he thought he was he thought he has like a hot take with like cultural marxism but he's saying it like no one's ever heard it and then he goes he goes this communist manifesto will rip a side of your part and then your part of you is also thinking do you think there's anyone watching fox that's like into the communist yeah but he goes but then they're very on the nose so he's like biden is a bad president. Totally. He's not good at being president. He shouldn't be there. He's ruining the country. And his book, it's called, and he just, it's all, it's 101. Yeah, yeah.

They do all this stuff. My favorite comparison. He's teaching it to grade threes. Yeah, basically. My favorite thing, actually, if you watch both of them is go watch each for half an hour. It's the commercials. It's like how different the type of commercials are on CNN versus like CNN commercials. Like it'll straight up just be like a Pfizer commercial for something. And then Fox News commercial.

Same time spot. Same cost of this ad will just be some guy who's like, you need Jesus in your life and you won't get to heaven without Jesus. And it'll just be like a straight. You're like, this is such a weird ad in a prime time. They can't get the good ad. They can't get, well,

I don't know if they can't get Volvo. I mean, I, yeah, I guess because every time a bill seemed like infomercial style, exactly. But I guess every time some big company advertises on Fox news, then there's,

they got all the boycotts. We'll be like, Hey, Tucker Carlson said this. How do you feel? And they go, okay, we'll pull our ads. And they do all the boycotts we'll be like hey tucker carlson said this how do you feel and they go okay we'll pull our ads and they do pull the ads well that's what eventually happened to the national lampoon is they got all their ads pulled from the reverse but steve hickton was even better because so they've they've all decided that they're going to do monologues

because i think tucker carlson's format does really well and he's you know doing kind of jokes right so this steve hickton guy who i checked his instagram he's got you know, doing kind of jokes, right? So this Steve Hickton guy, who I checked his Instagram, he's got, you know, 10,000 followers. He's got... That's it? Some low number, right? He's like in prime time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't a month.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I guess they've got comedy writers, but this guy's got no comedic timing whatsoever. Which is weird for a British person because British people naturally have good comedic timing. Yeah, a little. Which is weird. Like, if you're like a British person

and you have no comedic timing, you're like, that is actually weird weird i wrote down three of the jokes there you go so he starts with he goes this biden can't even remember people's names he goes he remembered he look and then he showed a clip of him not remembering a black guy's name right and he goes and he just called him the the general because he couldn't remember his a black guy's name, right? And he goes, and he just called him the general because he couldn't remember a black guy's name. I go, well,

I guess that's what normally he does when he says boy to refer to black Americans. It's a joke because he goes, he called him general because he couldn't remember his name. But normally Joe Biden calls black Americans boy

because he's racist. So that was one joke all right but it's like it's such a it is a kind of a touchy subject where they're like you know but they're saying biden's like a slave master calling the black guy boy not calling any fucking black people boy he's like that out to lunch like but yeah but i but i guess the premise of the joke was he's the is he's the real racist but it was all again operating in their framework right and then another one they go uh they cut to a cnn they love cutting to each other like they're you know and then he calls a cnn person being like uh well they were saying well why doesn't he do this and they do this they go he can walk and chew gum and he goes uh he pauses the clip and he goes

biden can walk and chew gum news flash flash. No, we can't. The equivalent of the, what a guy. Yeah, yeah. This is the most basic punch. The non-punch. We can tell it at this point. We have a buddy that was a legendary joke in me and Danny's friend circle. But this guy, there's this guy, Rob Ford. And he goes, they go, oh, did you tell a girl that you want to eat her pussy?

And he goes, no, I didn't say that. I got plenty to eat at home this guy's on stage and this is not this is a bit that we've seen him do 30 times yeah he goes this guy rob ford he comes on he comes out there and he goes i got plenty to eat at home plenty to eat at home what a guy plenty to you so i guess the punchline's him saying it again no no the punchline I say is what a guy which is in terms of joke economy like word economy which is like really big for joke writing you want to get

great like word economy he probably was like what a guy it's fucking three word punchline plenty to eat at home plenty to eat at home what a guy but it's like you can do that with literally anything he just said the thing

your donald trump said this donald trump said this donald trump says he wants to build what a guy yeah donald trump says shit all countries shit all countries what a guy oh best danny pulachuk, I'd like thirds for dinner, please. Thirds for dinner. What a guy. What a guy. So I was loving that. And then there was the, at one point he just goes, this is not a good president.

And then they cut to the panel, right? So they've got Charlie Kirk on the panel and like some other people. Yeah. And basically the questions are like, now we're going to cut to the panel, right? So they've got Charlie Kirk on the panel and some other people. And basically the questions are like, now, we're going to cut to the panel. Now, people on the panel, do you guys think that Biden is stupid or just a dumb idiot? And then they cut to Charlie Kirk. He goes, you know, I got to go with both. I got to go with both, Steve. So they go through.

Do you think he's an idiot or a moron? And that's kind of the gist of the question for the panel right real leading real leading questions i think you hit the nail on the head when you called him a moron but you know i don't want to discount the fact that he's also an idiot and he might be senile too don't forget that option so that stuff's been fucking uh wild and then so we're kind of all over the place but it seems we're doing we're on the vac stuff but so another one is this magazine that you know remember when uh the girl got fired for comparing the vaccine mayonnaise to hitler what's her name vaccine uh gina carano yeah yeah basically they are whatever she compared to that there's basically a article that came out

that everyone was sharing it goes you know who else opposed vaccine mandates hitler that's like by the way that is essentially this art like premise is you're going to go you know who else drank beer the nazis yeah hey you drink beer and they like that fucking coors light you know who else drank beer the nazis but if you look into the article, they go, right-wing media has been saying that it's like the Nazis, but actually, in reality, Hitler was against vaccine mandates. So they go, oh, a lot of people are calling us Hitler.

They're like, newsflash, they're Hitler. I'm not fucking Hitler. You're fucking Hitler. So they're kind of working in the framework. So this is the right-wing people calls them Hitler to work in the left-wing framework. And then they go, we're not fucking Hitler. We started calling people Hitler.

Oh, you want to get into the calling people Hitler game? We own the calling people Hitler game. Soon it's just going to be a bunch of people just like, you're Hitler. You're fucking Hitler. You're Hitler. You're Hitler. You're Hitler. But before we, and I think the most important thing is we got to fucking talk about this video.

So this was, if you're thinking about oh actually there's two two little clips that i gotta play before because first one's bad news for danny and first one's good news for danny let's start with the bad news the first news bad news for danny i am not gay i have relationships with women and sex with men and i got news for you that means you're gay so that's bad danny thought that last week the guy came out and he said that you can have sex with men and you're not freaking gay this guy on fucking iced tea yeah so i apologize to you dropping some knowledge but this is even better so this chick made a vaccine rap about how you should get vaccinated. And it's probably, you saw this, right?

Remember how people get canceled for their past and somehow ice tea came in this perfect slot where nobody wants to cancel him? It's wild. I got news for you. That means you're gay. That means you're gay. Well, this vaccine rap is phenomenal so all the experts

that have said it how do you not get it vaccines are safe used for protection it's proven that they'll help it you'd rather take ivermectin

aside she's very she's got a lot of that stuff she goes it's proven that it may help but you'd rather take ivermectin

but also Joe Rogan was vaccinated when he said they wanted a lot of people that took the ivermectin? But also, Joe Rogan was vaccinated when he said they wanted, a lot of people that took the ivermectin also were vaccinated, but this girl's got, she's very in your face with the flow.

Listen, from a child, this is wild. You think lies are truth because fake news make you blind. Because fake news make you blind. From a child, this is wild. When she gets into the fast traffic, I really like it. We don't trust the media.

It's all lies. You keep ranting, but you're not really understanding. Oh, and another thing, Mr. Facebook is enlightenment. Don't lecture me about research. You didn't do any of it. I trust the people who spent years learning about this shit. Well, you were off doing whatever it is you did. I'm willing to listen.

Your hesitance sets a precedent. Evidence is all around, but you pretend it isn't. That was the part where I actually started laughing out loud. She goes, unwilling to listen, you're hesitant, sets a precedent. Unwilling to listen, you're hesitant, sets a precedent. She probably loves it. She got bars. Unwilling to listen, you're hesitant, sets a precedent.

Evidence is all around, but you pretend it isn't. I mean, the sad thing is. Evidence evidence is all around but you pretend it isn't i mean the sad thing evidence is all around but you pretend it is i mean i gotta do has unwilling to listen hesitance sets a precedent again this is i love i just always love the fast rapping in the battles too uh philosophies hypocrisy socrates mockity socrates just every white rapper always gets into the fast rapping game yeah the buster rhymes shit mc's mad at me drop a t uh we're gonna walk into some no it's uh it's not it's the uh what's the guy i can't remember but it's that fame the famous rapper that everyone likes it's like a black guy but he's the ultimate and buster rhymes no no buster rhymes buster rhymes doesn't do this this

is like so bustermes is more like... This is the conscious fast rapping. You know what I mean? Busta Rhymes is just like... He fast raps, but this fast rapping is like... Like Preach Brother fast rapping. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's after it.

You touch the guy in the head after. Yeah, like Taleb Kweli. There's another guy I was thinking of. But it's guys like that where you go and then everybody's like oh they can't believe they thought i think they were able to string that together right hold on i'm willing to listen you're hesitant such a precedent evidence is all around but you pretend it isn't ignoring you mad as a hat and take the back seat you'll be in worse shape than the damn climate is in she walks off

you're gonna be you'll be in worse shape than the damn climate is in vote Bernie Bernie 2024 she walks off we're gonna walk into into some coffee shop. That's playing right now.

Evidence is precedented. I guarantee you, in Brooklyn, some coffee shop in Brooklyn is going to be non-ironically playing that song. Do you think anyone's putting that on to fuck? She's probably... You know who she's going to be? She's going to be the next...

What's her face? The lip-syncing Trump chick. Sarah Cooper? Yeah, that's the next Sarah Cooper. I love the idea. Yeah, your chick's like, yo, you in the mood? Yo, baby, you want me to put some music on?

Let me just set the mood. The vexatious, the hesitatious. It's just a precedent. Yo, baby, yeah. Let me bring you back to my place. Yeah, let me put you in the right mood here. All the experts that have said it, how do you not get it? Vaccines are safe, used for protection.

It's permanent, they'll help get you rather than take ivermectin. Hold on, we need one more hesitance as president. You're hesitant, such a precedent. Evidence is all around. Hey, baby, do you mind if I put on some tunes while we fuck? Such a precedent. Evidence is all around, but you pretend it isn't. Ignoring you matters.

Take the vaccine or you'll be okay. Some girl that she doesn't like. She thinks that you're like a Trump guy while she's fucking you. She's in your face. She's on top of you. She's riding you. Evidence is president. You support a no- is president. She's riding you. Evidence is president. You support a no-rich president.

The man is, it kind of reminds me of Eminem's rap a little bit. Eminem knew Eminem's a little bit like this. You're orange. You're going to put, I'm going to put your soaring in the fucking door. I'll put your head off the door hinge. Ryan just rhymes with an orange.

I'm going to put your head off the door. That used to be a big thing back in the day where people would go, you can't rhyme anything with orange. You go, yeah, I guess door that used to be a big thing back in the day where people go you can't rhyme anything with orange you go yeah I guess I can unless

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orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange orange and the big thing that I want to do is I thought was always a big thing that I want to do a quick celebration because the Patreon reached a thousand people and that was a big thing that I want to do a big thing that I want to do a big thing that I want to do a big thing that I want to do a big thing that I want to do a big thing that I want to do a big thing that I want to do a big thing that I want to do a big thing that we want to do a quick celebration because the Patreon reached a thousand people. And that was a big thing that I thought was always a cool goal from the beginning. Fuck yeah. Yeah, it's super cool because I always keep saying the book, One Thousand True Fans.

I'm not even like the hugest proponent of that book. But there was a big famous book and it was like having like a thousand true fans that actually will paid for to be part of your thing yeah it's like the amount where that's like the you did i don't know what it's saying you can you can sustain a career like that i think essentially it's saying so the idea is that if you have that you know and that is the thing where every day it is you can i hate to be the same as everyone else that uh uses, but really it is legitimately a fear that you just get deleted from platforms all the time. For sure.

Like I've gotten strikes and you fight them as best you can and blah, blah, blah. You get zucked. Dude, so many people, they just make, yeah, our buddy just got deleted from all, Bankus just got fucking his Instagram wiped. It's like,

it's happened to so many fucking people. So that's why, you know, I guess they can delete your Patreon fucking too. But I mean, maybe they'd switch to other places. But you have a thousand, at least you have a thousand people who do it. Someone who's listening or watching this, please make an edit of Ryan being like, thousand two friends, they can't. And then he goes, I guess they could delete your Patreon too. Don't make that edit.

We don't need that kind of karma. We do not need that kind of karma but thank you to everyone so i thought we do appreciate you yeah it's fucking awesome fucking super cool and also a thousand's a good amount that you know you actually have like discussions and comments and people just you know send questions and it is like a good amount of people so that i want to say and then on the last thing i did want to say to everyone um on top of the fact that we're going to be in Bloomington this week, Chicago, New York.

That's in Minnesota. That's basically Minneapolis. Minneapolis, Chicago, New York, Austin. Plano, Phoenix. Plano and Phoenix. But if anyone who listens to this is a really good editor that lives in the New York area, I do have a little team and i'm building

more people and if there's any boys cast is hiring yeah i mean potentially there's there's uh there's like a whole bunch of things that i'm hiring people for but if anyone's the main thing that i would be good is someone that's kind of you know in your 20s you uh want to fucking be involved in this stuff and you were a good good editor. You kind of, you know, whatever. Maybe there's like, you know, multipurpose kind of thing. But mainly I'm looking for someone who's like, I'm an actual, like I'm a decent editor

where you could kind of become like an asset on a team or whatever. So if anyone has that email to theboyscastwithryanlongatgmail.com, you're real. And that's unfortunately only if you live in, you know, the New York area or whatever. But anyways, thank you very much.

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