The Boyscast with Ryan Long - ROBIN DIANGELO FEMALE GIGOLO

Episode Date: July 30, 2021

We discuss: Vax That Ass Up, Crazy Lockdown Articles, White Terrorists, Why Universities Suck, Naples Tour, Robin Diangelo is a comedy expert now, South Park, and Talkin about Ryan's Career. Sponsor at http://butcherbox.com/theboyscast  Extra Episode at patreon.com/theboyscast  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead But we gonna live forever, but we gonna live forever And you can tell our friends And something, something, something, won't you vax that ass up Girl, you look good, won't you vax that ass up You a fine mother? Won't you vax that ass up We were at that club in Tampa, or whatever, or not Tampa, in Naples

The Boys Cast What's up boys cast there's probably that was probably the what's the artist who is it again juvenile juvenile it is so juvenile the rapper got paid a boatload of cash well he doesn't i don't we assume i hope we assume it's a soros thing it's like like, it's guaranteed. Like when people say Soros and you go, and you go, ah, you're a crazy conspiracy guy. And then juvenile comes out with Vax,

that asset, which, you know, it's like Manny fresh is in the video and Birdman. It's a tough, and you just know, yo, it's a tough listen.

And you just know that you're like, all right, Soros is up to this is a soros thing he probably was like because you know that the royal you know used to be in the music game what are the royalties like on back that ass up hi hi we think i would you juveniles got cash in my opinion oh for sure he's got cash and like although he could have blown it unless master p gave him a really juvenile types are known to be super wise i mean if sinbad doesn't have money it's probably not looking good for juvenile but you gotta assume that

he was he makes a lot of money and for he can't be like super pro vax yeah like he's not like he's not a health guy and i can't imagine his community of people that like him are clamoring for that message from Juvenile. Why isn't Juvenile speaking up? Yeah, Louisiana is literally a low-vax state. Yeah, do you think big Juvenile fans are like, where is Juvenile on this issue? It's irresponsible of Juvenile. All these BuzzFeed articles being like,

Juvenile has really let us down. Yeah, Juvenile has been silent on a key issue. Silence is deafening. Vax that ass up. Girl, you look good. Won't you vax that ass up? being like juvenile has really let us down yeah juvenile has uh been silent on a silence is girl you look good won't you vax that ass it's tough dude so i when i i saw that and you go i agree with you that you're like but i don't know if uh this was independent money or this is like straight up government biden money this is like by yeah it's either government do you think soros juices him up a little? Yeah, yeah. He tops up the,

you know when you see the smoking commercials, he like tops it up a little. Yeah, yeah. It's like kind of like dark pool money where you go like, like the government's like,

look, we can only give you because we get audited. Like we can give you 50 grand. Because it is funny to think of when they're coming up with their ideas and the thing they go,

okay, we need to do a big camp. You know, they did the literal, the biggest propaganda campaign in probably the history of america probably the only propaganda campaigns that have been bigger than like get vaxxed to be like go to war you know what i mean oh yeah and yeah like wmds and yeah yeah in iraq like let's go to war that's the only campaigns that they probably have bigger where they're like we need to go screw you know bomb these kids right

oh yeah like he got like you know when they joke about like the the dump truck full of money yeah he probably did because he probably a big dumper he probably approached him he's like get the fuck out of here he's like i'm not getting vaccinated you guys like do you think juvenile is so dumb where they're like listen we can give you five million dollars or whatever's in this briefcase and then he was just rubbing his hands he goes yeah give me that briefcase yo yo hook him right up with that briefcase oh that briefcase looking good it's a tough listen but i so you're in the biden administration it's like a bunch of biden is old like you know all white guy kind of situation then it's like what are we gonna do and they're

like i've got an idea yeah well they everyone's like, that's too crazy. There's no way that we can get Vaxxed that ass up. They probably approached Jimmy Buffett, and Jimmy Buffett's like, yeah, not for fucking every dollar in the world. Well, anyways, go watch that. It is nuts. If you just finished your first semester at Prague or you, that's going to piss you off.

When you hear that at the club? Yeah. If you just finished your first semester at Prague or you, and you got to go to the club and hear vax that ass up you can't this is what fucking dennis was talking about juvenile starts doing like guest lecturing for the music program this is a little too much prager you don't you vax that ass up go you look fine won't you vax that ass up and there's like no swearing in it obviously because it's got to be like pretty clean. It's got to be a full radio edit. Baby got vaxed.

If baby got vaxed comes out, I'll go, what? Oh, Sir Mix-a-Lot is probably like, what the fuck? Because, you know, he needs the money. Sir Mix-a-Lot's like, yo, I could really use the money. Because he probably like got, he has one of those old school deals where he probably got fucked really badly on it and he like doesn't own it or anything. He just got like a dollar of every CD sale.

I'm a joker. I'm a smoker. I'm a midnight vaxxer. 24-7 at CBS. Anyways, I hope there's some more of those coming out because it was incredible. I saw some crazy Corona articles too I was going to mention. It's funny because it's sort of like the Trump crazy Corona articles, too, I was going to mention. It's funny, because it's sort of like the Trump thing,

where they're so desperate to keep this going forever. I mean, the governor video has literally been proven true, but the first New York Times, the paper of record, as Danny calls it, cats and dogs can be infected by the coronavirus, but cats are more susceptible to the infection, a new study suggests. Suck. And you're just like you remember you know that um the old meme where they have the clown makeup and they're putting it on and then it's like you know what i mean it's kind of like juvenile

vex that ass up and it's like you shouldn't be able to you shouldn't touch services or leave your house and you're putting on like the eye makeup and then you're like your your cat's gonna have coronavirus and that's them putting the clown nose on. Yeah, of course. By the way, I just searched Vax That Thing Up. It's Vax That They Made It A Clean Version. Yeah, it's called Vax That Thing Up. Vax That Thing Up. Right? And then The Verge on July 8th, 2021.

The Verge would be doing some shit for money. It's over. Vax That Thing Up is 2021's song of the summer. The Verge. Fuck you. bang up is 2021's song of the summer the verse fuck you like again this is where i go yeah soros is doing stuff you go it's not dude soros bought the verge he goes brought the verge probably five million five million you own the verge because that's fucking nothing it's like song yeah he just bought the whole paper yeah like he's the thing is i'm

starting to like soros he's a bit of a prankster whole paper. Yeah. Like he's, the thing is I'm starting to like Soros. He's a bit of a prankster and that I can actually appreciate. He's a bit of a prankster. The full nose makeup. You know, he's buying away from your cat. He's buying the verge. He's like,

you know, doing Vax, that thing up. He's also like dropping pallets of bricks off at fucking black lives matters rallies. You're like, I don't know. He's a bit of a prankster.

I like him. He's always have to, he's a goofball. He's a goofball.ball he's wacky he's like a wacky guy the next one that was good was forbes uh all these papers is so crazy because like five years ago you go that's like a real paper yeah you know they forbes did uh uh speaking english spreads corona more so if you're yeah it was like and they go new research suggests the english speakers put more droplets when they talk because they spit more when they talk and it's like you ever been to the middle east that's obviously what i was thinking and it was just like what

are you guys mental like yeah maybe if it's freaking uh... What's his name? Suffering Suckatash. I don't know what that guy's name is. Sylvester? Yeah. Sylvester? No. Yeah, I think it's Sylvester. Sucker.

No. That's Foghorn Leghorn. Anyways, if you're a cartoon character... I say son. If you're levels of spitting that you're a cartoon character... Yeah, but here on planet Earth, there's a lot of other languages where they're legitimately horking on you. I know.

Like, legitimately. German? You ever seen a speech from one of those guys? Oh, yeah. I saw a speech from one of those guys where he yells quite a bit. It's in black and white. I hated that guy. That guy's the worst.

He's the fucking worst. I'm not going to say his name. I'm not going to say his name. Soros loves him. Didn't he help or something? No, no, no. Well, yeah, he helped clean things up. Basically, the bottom line is, if you're speaking English, it's murdering people. And you know what I was thinking that's funny?

Do you know how there's like a big push right now after january july uh january 6th that the what happened on january 6th um it was just like a cold day yeah and i was looking in the mirror and it was sort of the day that i realized that we are the problem we are the problem we're the real you put the clown nose on i put the clown nose on you go speak the language to yourself yeah yeah chinese chinese is the language i go speak the motherfucking language but if they go white people are like the terrorists like you know how that's the thing where it's like white people are terrorists the real terrorists they literally are yeah well does that mean we can get offended by terrorist jokes and do terrorist jokes on stage

like we should be like oh yeah we have that we ain't no terrorists tour like our buddy like after september 11th he was like he's like arab and he's like had to literally be like we're not terrorists and that's us but we do all the same thing so i was like you know i'm in a i'm i got to get i guess i got to go to the tanning booth because i don't want to be stopped at tsa because i'm a terrorist i guess i got to grow the beard out because so people can't tell that i'm white like you have to grow your beard out so people can't tell that i'm white like you have to grow your beard out so people don't think i'm a white terrorist like i start hanging out at the mosque more yeah we have to do the reverse where we go on stage and i go everyone thinks i'm a

we just do white people hack terrorist jokes i'm we literally i go fucking do i just do some guy who like makes all those terrorist jokes and just like switch them all to white people and do the whole act. Just straight up, just take everybody's jokes. Like just take Maz Jabroni, like license Maz Jabroni's like act from like 2004. Just be like, hey, I'm going to totally switch it around. I'm just like, I'm at the TSA. I'm running through and someone just yells at me, terrorist. And I go, this again.

Go back to where you came from. And I go, I'm on my way to just yells at me, terrorist. And I go, this again. Go back to where you came from. And I go, I'm on my way to Winnipeg right now. Welcome to my life. Yo, do you know what else is funny? So I love just that everything always gets turned into like how girls' lives are so hard or whatever. They are though. I know.

That's the point of this podcast. That's the point of this podcast is you have it so hard I got it your life is so hard I always break into girls houses when they're sleeping and I just I sleep under the bed

while they're sleeping just to make sure that nothing bad happens to protect them and then when I come up they wake up I go you have it so hard

and then they go are you crying under there I go yeah you have it so hard usually your arm comes up from the side you go I need some more tissues. More tissues.

For your hard luck. They put them in your hand and it just comes back down. For your hard luck. Thank you. You haven't done it in a while. I don't even know how you wake up. But they go, I didn't know this, but me and Danny were just in Florida and I didn't know this.

Someone's telling me that the tanning tax, because I guess there's, you know how there's a tax on cigarettes? And well, the tax on tanning, there was like a big push to say that this is a tax against women. The same as like tampon tax. Sorry, there is a tanning tax in Florida? No, everywhere.

Oh. Like, well, the way that they works is a lot of these things that are bad for you, the government taxes. Yeah, yeah. So you're familiar with the situation. I never knew tanning was so prevalent that they were... Yeah, being straight, they have a sin tax on you.

I mean, I thought the tan tax was just all people who are a little too tan have a harder time. Well, that's why it's so funny, but they're saying girls tan more, but it's like, well, let's be honest. If you're going to make this a feminist issue, it's a tax on women and disgusting gross guidos from Jersey Shore issue it's a tax on women and disgusting gross gritos from the jersey shore yeah there's a tax on women and gritos it's a grito tax and all like fat israeli people who live in miami it's a tax on fat israelis it's anti-semite it's anti-italian oh it's anti a lot of things yeah but they so it was a big thing and i actually just like i quickly we'll go back to what we're talking about but i looked up this article for a second just it was from like a few years ago this was popping

off but they were like if you look at the number one cause of skin cancer it's not tanning beds it's the sun smith said so why have they not proposed a tax on the sun instead of tanning beds so this just goes you to show you like the kind of uh discourse that's happening in parliament but this guy goes why don't we tax the sun? And it's like, who wants to field this for Congressman Smith here? The reason we don't tax the sun is because it's free. Yeah, it's kind of hard.

It's difficult to tax something that's free. But listen, we would if we could. We kind of would if we could. We would love to tax the sun. To go back to this COVID takes, where it's just like this is We kind of would if we could. We would love to text the thumb. To go back to this COVID takes where it's just like, this is the kind of stuff where they're pushing so much.

They're trying so hard to get you scared. And they ran out of stuff that they literally have to be like, your fucking cat's got corona. It's the same thing. That was the first week, maybe March of 2020, end of March, April. Remember they would go to someone at the zoo, the the bronx zoo they're like a lion got cold oh they love people are like holy shit animals are getting it that's scary and then pretty soon after they go oh it's nothing to be worried about they can't really transmit they can't transmit it they can

maybe get it from you but they can't really transmit it it's nothing to be worried about but they're just why are they all of them from the beginning the day one they're just... All of them from the beginning. Day one, they're just like... Every news station in unison was like, you're not going to have toilet paper. And it was just like, there was no shortage on the supply or whatever. It was the whole reason for the toilet paper thing was just that people bought it more. There wasn't a problem making it.

There wasn't a problem shipping it. There was just like the stores were empty because people bought it. And then the next day they were fine again and it was like every place was like well get ready to wipe your ass with your youngest child because yeah basically everybody learned about just in time supply chain management literally yeah for like two weeks ago oh okay so that's how that all works that makes sense we're doing right now we're going back to canada and we had to do we have to run around town doing covid tests we do one covid test the person that apparently it back to Canada and we had to do, we have to run around town doing COVID tests. We do one COVID test,

the person that apparently it's the wrong one. We have to do another one. We're spending our, and then we got to go back. We got to get one. Dude, it's legitimately Justin Trudeau wants to frigging put his hand in your ass and fucking make you talk like a puppet.

We're like fucking Justin Trudeau. So that's all for me, folks. And this is what they said. They go in college. everyone knew which professors spit spit the most when lectured the front rows of their classes were always empty at the end of the first day of class because high achievers who sat there had bathed with the lecture's saliva so there was this this was now what do you mean this is about covid oh this is well i'm like i went to oh i'm

oh because like i went to college no but they're saying this is what they're saying they're going if because well we all know as english speakers that if you sat in the front row of the lecture it's so you're at a goddamn gallagher fucking concert you're like what the what are you talking about yeah like they're trying to read they're like it's revisionist history where you have to go yeah yeah yeah oh yeah remember that walking out of class like wringing out your shirt yeah yeah yeah just like fucking i'll tell you if every seat that i was supposed to be was fucking empty because i didn't go to shit i didn't go to class for shit brother you'll have to take your word for it allison escalante they're so ridiculous this is one of the things when i always say so i was thinking about what universities could do um

because you know how you know the whole scam from the get-go it's they the government got involved teamed up with the banks gave everyone a bazillion dollar loans so they can go take useless courses that you don't learn anything in like humanities, right? And I was thinking that, and you go, well, how do you change that? I think that the way to push this should be that the educational system and anyone campaigning for education should have to be, in humanities, you should have to learn how to argue both sides. That should be the whole argument. It's like any liberal professor, they should have to make you argue both sides. That's literally what debate club was, right? But everything should have, that's how you learn critical thinking.

Make them write papers for both sides. That should be the new push towards schooling, is that every school that's making themselves successful, you have to, and even if you say, well, we already got the right answers, still, everyone could benefit from learning all the other sides defending and arguing the school of thoughts even i think one of the reasons why so many people like that are uh super uh left wing or whatever there's only a lot of people that i don't even say left wing a lot of people that are fucking you know uh corporate opinion kind of people right like cnn gives you all your opinions they're like

okay at diagnosing the problems but then they're just so bad at finding like writing writing the uh, corporate opinion kind of people, right? Like CNN gives you all your opinions. They're like, okay. At diagnosing the problems, but then they're just so bad at finding, like writing, writing the solutions, which almost makes you just get involved, not get involved in the first place. Cause there'll be like,

Hey, this is a problem. And you're like, you're like, I guess I could agree, but I know what you're going to do. It's kind of like, if you have a guy,

God likes to kill everyone and you're with your friend and he goes, yo, your dad was a little annoying today. And you're like, I agree, but I also know how you deal with annoying people. Like that's how it feels. So you go. Like the guy from No Country for Old Men. You know what I mean?

It's like, and you go, ah, no, he wasn't. And then you go, what? You don't think that's annoying? And it's like, it's not that I don't think that's annoying as much as I know how you deal with these problems. And I disagree with all of your solutions so with uh what's kind of but so one of the reasons for that i was thinking is they have such a problem with any solution that doesn't appear moral so for example it's like what's the

point of having a solution if you can't tack on a moral if you can't yeah like yeah it's like they just want to tack on something to make them feel good you go like why why solve something and not and feel you know not good about it like yeah smug exactly and so for example all these people that they learn you know philosophy like i remember taking philosophy and poli sci and i legitimately went to those classes zero times and got 80s and i'm not talking i went once i went zero because the reason i went zero was like once i didn't go most of the year it was like my shtick that i would so i could do i literally did it so i could do this like brag about it but regardless i still did do it yeah and that's how useless these and then i have math classes where i'm just like with

10 asian guys and it's actually really fucking hard right but my point is these things are such a joke like every one of these people should have to learn you know here's one school of thought where you know the progressive ideology here's what objective is thinking why and be able to like because for example those school of thoughts where you're like it's actually rational to move in self-interest so sometimes when you think that you should always be stopping to help people that's actually worse for the world and you don't i mean which is also you know the first day of economics class that's what they tell you right everybody acts in their self-interest and then you go to like well that's not a philosophy though no but economics just say

they do objectivism and i ran in all those sort of you you know, all that sort of stuff. Their idea is it's actually moral. So like their moral framework, they cannot, like they can't, a lot of people can't rationalize. I think women especially have a really hard time rationalizing something that like doesn't seem like you're helping people every step of the way.

You go out actually, you know, like with a son or something and you go, I'm telling you, it's actually going to help him more to just cut him off like imagine that for sure it's tough love yeah but like anything like that without that's even more aggressive where you go you're cutting them off this is like just don't get involved it's not going to help but like a lot they can't understand the concept that sometimes meddling makes things worse you know whether that be and i'm not even saying they're one's super right i mean i said you

know i have my things that i agree with you know certain people in one but i think that these people have the inability to understand the other side yeah i mean there's a lot of that they i mean if you're talking about cnn for sure all those talking heads they you can't like give a different perspective they don't they think they're Nazis. Whereas I usually, it's like, you can't even be like, you don't even get it.

I mean, that was the whole thing with Trump. Exactly. Everybody was like, hey, you forgot half the country and he just didn't. And they go, well,

fuck them. They're a bunch of deplorables or whatever. Yeah, you go, you don't even get it. By the way, people in Naples.

Naples was fucking hilarious, dude. Danny had a fuck Fauci chant started. The best was like, dude danny had a fuck fauci chant started the best was like dude the the joe covid jokes or whatever and then like the amount of people who straight up they go like they're like yeah i was in the hospital for two weeks i go okay uh would you take the vaccine they go fuck no hell no like like yeah they're like fuck that gay shit like literally like that's how they feel about it even though they were like yeah i was on the brink of death yeah and they're like so how do you feel about the vaccine you know no thank you it's so funny the different sides of

the country i've been saying that half the country likes gays half the country likes troops yeah yeah it was so like we didn't actually do this but we were loving the best starting a fuck fouchy chant at the beginning of his set forering so hard for one moment i almost did just because i said it on stage i go i told a friend and then i was like we're not recording this why would i do this right now like if it was on video it would be funny but i'm like i'm not even recording it so then i was like why would i do this right now yeah it would be funny just like have the video of like danny paul's a cop pandering to them you know you just look at the camera like, like I don't even know what it would be,

like it'd be like Danny destroys the concept of comedy. I was doing that joke. I was doing the joke that you're not supposed to call them retards anymore, you're just supposed

to call them women. And I was like, and the idea of going fucking mid-navels, you go, hey, and you're not supposed to call them retards anymore,

you're just supposed to call them Democrats. All right, thank you everybody. I'm going to fucking you everybody that's what tim allen's thing we kind of made fun of i actually listened to him on maron yesterday yeah i liked him but it's funny he did that thing where he literally goes uh he goes uh in in last man standing it's like could be worse he could be a democrat if you hear like oh it's like the kelly bunny thing the best is i have that one the joke where i say like uh how trump i go trump lost the election and literally all these people go no he didn't like 20 people go no boo jj was saying some shit like that he

goes i i think people should wear masks more again boot him but he was saying because he goes because people's breath smell was the premise or whatever. Hot take, JJ. Yeah, it's funny. We're hanging out with JJ. He's there. They're all like, fucking, you can't say anything anymore. And then JJ's up there like, I fucking suck 12 cocks this morning.

Yeah, these are literally people who don't believe in gay marriage for the most part. And then JJ's like, I sucked 40 cocks this morning for breakfast and they're like he got him though he got but that was only the people that were just like at the club normally which was um 70 of the people like were fans and they drove in from every single person i talked to all weekend was like i drove in from an hour away i drove him from miami north carolina no one yeah one dude one dude drove in 12 hours and he goes yeah because I couldn't take a plane because I'm wearing my mask but 90% of the people that like came to see me were just whatever yeah but it was this was like the you know 70 year old that like was like who's at the local comedy club totally I wish JJ because JJ didn't do the Sunday show which I feel is people go, what do you want to do after church today?

Sunday show was the number one, like the ideologue show. Yeah. What do you want to do after church today? And like, maybe let's go check out some stand up comedy. And JJ's like, suck the fucking dick so hard it bled. And they're like, okay, let's go back to church after this. If you said that,j'd be like yo can i use that yeah yo jokes aside do you do that yeah is that available um we should do a moment of

silence right now for um women who are now eligible to get drafted to the military congrats Terry. Congrats. Ladies, I just want to say, take those heels off. Put those boots up. You are now G.I. Jane. Putting the full clown nose on on the field. To be honest, you have to under, you have to, I'll tell you what, the Kim Kardashian style girls that fucking don't care about none of this shit, you have to hand it to them for sticking it out for so long.

Because when you're out there being like, we need equality for everything, I don't even know how they possibly like stuck it out for so long where they're like, we can't be drafted.

I mean, no one's getting drafted really anyway, but. Yeah. I mean, like, vapid used to be like a negative thing

and now it's like, way to go just cutting all this bullshit out. I've been saying that. If you go on a date, like, dude, it is the time for a girl that's like, yeah, I don't watch the news and i like purses and you're like

i'm in love with you yeah you go i think i love you but what am i so afraid of i'm afraid that you might be a libtard i'm afraid that you might have some opinions on the economy i actually was listening to jimmy dore on rogan yesterday. And he fucking, even though he's obviously liberal, he's calling everybody shit libs and stuff. Shit libs is a funny term. Shit libs is so... Shit. It's the neo-liberal. Yeah, exactly.

Dude, if you still... But he's calling everybody shit libs. It's so funny. If you legitimately are in the world for the last four years and you came out of that still being like good there's a good party and a bad party you got your head it's been brother well the girls got the thing to be honest though how funny would be if me and you got here we moved here and then we got drafted we'd have to go draft dodge back to canada can you let us back in go no you made the decision

to leave you stand by it i really don't know how the girls stayed dude i had friends who i had jewish friends who grew up in canada and when they won specifically but i know i've heard other stories go to israel army no they go they choose when they're 18 they're going to israel to join the army stupid they want to it's like they literally want to. People you went to school with? My friend Adam. They have that much allegiance to the Israel? My friend Adam, he, actually, sorry, he was born in Israel,

but moved when he was like two to Canada. So it's like, I guess he had, you know, he's technically, but every Jew is technically Israeli, right? Like every Jew. Your word's not mine. No, literally every Jew can get an Israeli passport. You're saying, what did you say about loyalties? We have dual loyalties. I mean, literally every Jew can get an Israeli passport. You're saying, what did you say about loyalties? We have dual loyalties.

I mean, literally, every Jew. The thing is, the dual loyalties is like, yes, they made a rule where every Jew is an Israeli. Yeah, yeah. Dude, I got to get a letter from my rabbi. And then I go to Israel and I go, I'd like a passport. And they issue me a passport. Do you have a rabbi right now? No.

I think he's dead, actually. Okay. No, I'd like a passport. And they issue me a passport. Do you have a rabbi right now? No. I think he's dead, actually. Oh, okay. No, I don't. Did he suck the skin off your dick when he did the circumcision? I hope so. Fucking paid enough for it. You have to pay, yeah,

do you have to pay extra for them to use their mouth? Yeah, yeah. He has like a fucking pamphlet, like at a funeral home, because with all the check marks of where you met. Yeah, yeah. Different columns. If you want him to use his hand.

It's like 500 bucks for the hand, 1,000 bucks for the mouth. It's like two Gs if you want feet involved. If you want a foot job while you're doing it. If you want a foot job. And then you're like, you know what, we're just going to pay for the hand.

He goes, you know what, you look like good people. I'm going to throw it in. You know what, you look like salt. Real salt of the earth people I'm just gonna toss this in for you

I'm gonna toss the most I'm gonna toss the most to circumcision And free of charge You look like real salt of the earth people Don't mention it Oh yeah Ain't nothing It ain't fucking nothing

we're like honestly we're good with the mouth without the mouth yeah I'll tell you what I'll toss an extra double circumcision on you know what

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Specifically say you love it. Here for the boys. Say you're duly loyal to the boys cast. I'm duly loyal to America and the boys cast. I have dual loyalties to the – That would be so funny if there was a conspiracy where there's like a congress's a there's like a like a congressman and they're everyone's like he has dual loyalties to uh fucking the boys

dude there's so many male congressmen out there where you're like this guy's dual loyalties to america and women i'm sure there's one member of congress who listens to this podcast oh for sure dude we we had like that there was like this huge fucking guy who's like running for office with this huge platform that was in uh at our show this weekend yeah Brazilian guy what's up so speaking of uh what do you call him crap true crap or true turtle turtle turtle um we once in a while we got a touch on this wacky stuff that's going on in Canada. So funny though. But there's a, this,

it's only funny because of the Trudeau thing. So in the NHL, and I guess it's NHL, so it's not just, you know, there's this guy, Logan Mayhew, right?

And I'll just read. So what happened was he's, he was basically 17 and he was going to be like a top draft pick. And this guy sent a group chat of him like a girl giving him head basically is what happened so then in Sweden because he played in Sweden someone on his team

I guess went public with it being like can you believe this guy sent this to me so first off it's like don't be you can't send that shit right now dude a fucking group chat with like your whole team on it yeah you gotta be i mean again because you're 17 you're like isn't that what snapchat is for yeah this was that was that was sloppy of this guy but so so basically just dumb all around he basically got he got hit on it right hard well i mean you

don't expect your teammate to fucking rat you out like that but i feel a lot of times that stuff is like it's it's not even the teammate it's like his mom found out or something how does why would a teammate just rat you that's what happened oh really like that's for sure what happened someone yeah someone like outed him from the team oh i don't know that so which is crazy but then so every but every basic team you know condemned it and they go they they acted like they caught him shooting a guy. And this stuff, everyone has to act also outraged. Like, every person, male and female, has to act like they're, they go, he did, are you, what?

Yeah. They go, you have to act like you basically heard this guy molested his dog. You know what I mean? But the truth is, and this ain't a guy-girl thing. Every girl I know, not every girl I know, but a large faction of girls is fucking showing each other dick pics and all that sort of shit. Girls are out there showing stuff. Dude, I was with the fuck, I'll tell you, I was with Khloe fucking LeBron.

Me and you and Karen Feehan and uh uh i don't know who else was there we're at a dinner and chloe's a date starts dating this guy she's literally showing his dick pics we go none of us want to see this not only that but she was showing to all the people around us she picks up the dick she goes check this out we're at a restaurant the table beside us she's a fucking psychopath and she was on the sauce she's on the at this guys we're like get the fuck out of here with it i fucking take a family beside us is like stop waving a dick in our face this is a nice restaurant too right so to act like this is just something that is a misogyny problem is not true i know girls that are fucking showing all sorts of pics. You know what I mean? So every person, when they hear this, you have to go, I can't even believe that I'm living in this world.

You don't. The fuck. And you go, you plug your girlfriend's ears. You're like, I'm sorry you had to hear that people like this even exist in this world. So every person did that. And then the guy knows that he got hit so hard. He knew he fucked up. And he goes, he basically said, you know what? what i'm gonna take a year off even going to the draft because

i'm not ready and i need to reflect he said he said please do not draft me he read this big statement that was obviously prepared by he said he goes look no i understand but he didn't fucking write that whatever well yes but he said don't draft me like why is that such a hard thing be like just let's wait till next year i'm 17 that's what he said yeah they't draft me. Like, why is that such a hard thing? Be like, just let's wait till next year. I'm 17. That's what he said. They said to him, they go, you know what? The best move for you is to say that, like, you're taking a year off the draft. He goes, he says all that stuff.

Montreal comes out. They go, nah, we'll take him. So the French people, they don't care about that. They didn't take him, like, the last round either. They took him in, like, the second round. Well, he's a good player. Yeah, they took him in, like, the second round. So this guy's, like, a really good player montreal won him montreal took him then

every team had to come out and condemn it they go these french fucks yeah they go yeah je ne pas human beings you are not you are not tu es le worst so they so the funny part is and all of this you're watching and you go it's every person is just watching the motions go through and you go the you and then you have to do the the right emotions for each thing so the first thing it happens a guy showed fucking video of him getting blown by a chick and And then everyone has to go, and then the team announces and everyone has to go, I'm sorry, he went in the first round. That's a fucking gutsy move by the Canadians.

Basically, the Canadians didn't get with the program. They didn't get with the program of being like, Well, they're probably in Montreal. They go, what's this a big deal? They're all so liberated. Was the girl under 13? Yeah, exactly. And you go, what's this a big deal? They're all so liberated. Was the girl under 13? You go, under 13?

My girlfriend is a seven-year-old. I do not see problem. Quebec is their whole thing. We're not like Canada. We're like Europe. Even though this whole thing happened in Europe. We do not care about that.

The fucking head of the team is getting blown in the press conference. Should I not be doing this also? Is this bad? Yes. Is this bad if this my daughter? They're wild over there in Quebec. And that's what we're doing. They're even more

this is a problem gross Quebecois French accent I just googled it you know how ridiculous you know Deadspin you know how they went like so woke

and they're having all these like fights and people trying to shut them down their take on this was this is another reason why they should just

abolish the draft it's like what what should they do then yeah what do you do what are you talking about do then? Yeah, what do you do? What are you talking about? Yeah, that makes zero sense. What do you mean? What is their possible argument?

I don't, I mean, I'm not going to read this fucking. Okay, don't read the whole thing. But the funny part to me, and you know, all of this is kind of, it is what it is. And you go, yeah, everyone's doing what they got to do right now. It's like, yeah, you're right. Don't fucking send a video in 2021 to a group chat of you getting blown it is crazy though because

because like they had a conversation where they were like you know they took him in the first round like they're that was their montreal's first pick they and they were probably like look they're like you know if we don't take him like someone's gonna take them it's game theory i didn't realize they basically are saying like look if we don't take him, somebody will. They wanted him. They have decided, they go, he's 100% going to win. You know what that probably happened

is the guy who runs the Canadians is like, I want to see that video. And he goes, I'm not going to be able to see that video unless I get him on the team. He's the Molson. It's the fucking Molson. But Justin Trudeau

went on... Justin Trudeau, the Prime Minister of Canada, pretty boy, he went on like he did a big press thing where he comes out and Trudeau goes Justin Trudeau

Prime Minister they said he's as a lifetime fan of the Montreal Canadiens he says I'm deeply deeply disappointed at their decision

to draft him and it's like why is the Prime Minister even talking about this? Also didn't he have a bunch of allegations that he literally dismissed as nothing? Yeah the prime minister even talking about this? Also, didn't he have a bunch of allegations that he literally dismissed as nothing?

Yeah, like, what are you talking about? He goes, that was nothing. What is this, even your business? Like, you get caught, this guy gets caught

doing blackface 40 times. He's still the prime minister. Some 17-year-old, he's a kid. Yeah. Like, and this is a playtime when, like,

people are growing up. Like, everyone in high school right now is fucking, you know, every time that they're dating, they're sending each other essentially child porn, which is not probably good, but that's unfortunately the growing pains of,

you know, whatever this like new society is where everyone sends them pictures or whatever. And you're 17. It's not that. And then your president, your prime minister who has allegations who got fucking three blackface charges is coming out being like despicable yeah he goes he goes when i'm picking a montreal

canadian that i want to have sex with my wife i wanted to be a guy that didn't do some stupid thing when he was 17 years old so hockey players are just in general scumbags oh yeah you know so like a lot of players oh yeah for sure so it's like when you see this stuff you're like oh yeah you know so like fog players oh yeah for sure so it's like when you see this stuff you're like oh yeah that's the one guy that got caught yeah exactly there's probably 80 percent of them have done this i mean literally okay if you said all jokes aside we go we're gonna go full police state where everything you've ever done is like fair game for you to go and you go anyone who showed a video of like a dick pic they got anyone who showed a video of a fucking any sexual thing that they've had i tell you 60 of the country

under fucking 30s in jail right now oh yeah okay i mean 80 of the fucking professional athletes yeah so it's like what world are we fucking living in here bro yeah i Yeah. I mean, again, I don't see why. Like, had they just. I mean, you know what? I don't know enough about. Like, I know about hockey quite a bit. I don't, like. I'm kind of shocked that they took him in the first round.

You have to think him saying, don't draft me. Like, you could have got him in the seventh round. A first round pick is like. You in the NHL. You take a first round pick. They wanted him, dude. You could trade that first round pick for, like, a pretty big star player. Yeah.

Like, that's worth's worth like a star player they wanted him and they got him they knew that that guy was gonna be bringing all the fucking blowjob picks dude

imagine he ends up being the next Gretzky so uh the guy's like I'm so sorry about what I did and the guy's like yes yes yes

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you familiar with this this woman daniel she's the one who keeps calling me fragile for being white? Yeah, she's... Robin DiAngelo, female gigolo. She's been out there on the podcast circuit talking about comedy. And it is wild what she says. Like that guy that we were talking about last week. She's doing interviews with this guy.

And so the thing is about robin she thinks that she could take her system where it's like and apply it to anything just like the blogs do where she goes all you need to know is that white people are racist you look at a black person you go like that's that's how you walk through life and every every single thing anyone does can be looked through this tiny little lens of her like i'm racist because i'm like an upper class fucking liberal that never been in a fucking garage with the boys yeah who literally just makes all this money telling other white people i'm racist fucking people but i said do whatever you want you want you want to go on your chairs or racist campaign? You want to go and say, now you got to get involved in comedy? Maybe the least funny person in the history of the world has a lot to say about what's going on with comedy?

He's got a lot of opinions on comedy. These people are out of their minds. Let's hear what Robin has to say. Well, this is the guy first. told a racist joke sat in the audience at a comedy club and heard racist jokes as a Jew. The jokes were fine if they were about other people, but

the minute someone made a joke about a Jew, it was offensive. Because you're a fucking loser. Also, essentially what that person is saying is, let's segregate comedy clubs. 100%. We only have Jews can perform for other Jews.

Whites can perform for whites. Men perform for men. And just like super intersectionally segregated. No one will get offended. Problems. Well, this guy's having a big, you know, he has to ask the leader, Robin DiAngelo. He goes, what do we do when they're in this scenario?

Because I was at a club and you go out of the for starters before robin even says her stupid parts most groups don't feel like that when i do my jewish jokes the orthodox people like it the most yeah guess what i do i do a full like three four minute thing on like indians and tamils guess who's laughing the hardest the indians and tamils yeah all the white people go what the fuck's a tamil yeah because they like it people like when you make fun of their thing they go oh that's my dad that's all my aunt yeah like when it's done well obviously like yeah or that's me you go like i do the thing i was doing like black people fucking i was doing this joke where i it's not even like a

big thing but i'm like girls like oh i'm almost there and it's like girls like almost about to come and i go they're lying like the way that your black friend says he's almost to your house he hasn't left it's just like a little thing black people laugh more because they actually know culturally white guys yeah white people like robin d'angelo will go what what's that whoa black people show up later and you go does black people if anything are early for stuff and you go yeah because you don't know any yeah would you say she grinds your gears i love her would you say she grinds your gears I love her not really I kind of like it almost I don't know if it grinds my gears or makes me laugh

I think it makes me laugh because you're lying you're lying how do I cope with that? So he's saying he's at the show and he goes, how do I cope with the fact

that I'm at a comedy club and I thought the comedian was really funny then he made fun of me and now he's the least funny person in the world. How do I cope with being a fragile dork?

So comedy is I think it's an excuse to get to be racist, right? Like irony. And I think TV shows like Family Guy and South Park and maybe a little bit

The Simpsons, right? Allowed white people to be racist self-consciously, right? Like I know I'm being racist and therefore it doesn't count and it's okay so this is robin d'angelo's limited understanding of comedy which is the most limited understanding

and you go can you imagine any other thing where you know how she these kind of people will say hey how could you speak on a black person's experience but they have no problem telling men like this is why you're toxic and this and you go oh but you can speak on men and she goes so you go you're not allowed to speak on i'm not so no one can understand anyone else's experience but you the least funny person in the world who has no history of doing comedy thinks you you can speak on comedy yeah can you imagine me being like walking into like a you walk into an astrophysicist office and you go nah yeah racist yeah you're wrong no i'm you and this forever so to start expert on anti-rac, there are a million different ways that jokes about race can be funny.

Talk about people that like to talk about intersectionality that understand legitimately none of them. Like Scott Adams tries, you know, he has a theory that there's these six or seven things that every great joke contains at least three of them. One of them could be cuteness, for example. So meanness can be one of them. Relatability can them one of them could be cuteness for example so meanness can be one of them relatability can be one of them so one of the ways you're doing like jokes is they go oh fuck that's so true one of them is yes irony which she is describing when she says this self-awareness aspect she's talking about she's actually metal she's uh mixing up two things because she's pretending that that's the meanness component and she's really referring she's uh mixing up two things because she's pretending that that's the meanness

component and she's really referring to the irony component where you go you're saying this and it's like the joke is that you're saying it because it's ironic yeah and that can even be two different types because that could be you're ironic because you're like i'm parodying a certain person or it can be ironic because it's so shocking and that's now it's on a fucking another concept so the legitimate i would love to see her in the audience of fucking dice i would love that that'd be amazing you fucking hole and so when you say in it now what you say it's an excuse to be mean okay so what if a person's making fun of his dog? Is that an excuse to be mean? What if a black person's making fun of a white person?

A child. So, when you say it's an excuse to be racist, by that logic, all comedy is an excuse to be mean, and then any time a white person's mean to anyone, it's racist or sexist. It's what she really means. Essentially, yeah. She goes, any time you do anything that isn't uplifting the person, Anytime a white person's mean to anyone, it's racist or sexist. It's what she really means. Essentially, yeah.

She goes, anytime you do anything that isn't uplifting the person, it's racist and sexist. But uplifting's not funny. And it's just like, from a logical standpoint, none of this holds up. Yeah. I mean, also, just go to a show where everybody's uplifting everybody and see how many times you laugh well at the uplifting comedy hour yeah like that's just not comedy well comedy has to be a little bit mean and and it doesn't and a lot of jokes too but there's also a balance even in that like when you take roasts for example right you know when roasts get like too chummy when everything's too chummy it's like it's gross to watch, right?

When people are pretending they're making fun of each other, but they're actually just talking about how great they are. When it's really chummy, it's kind of gross to watch, right? Because they're being too delicate and blah, blah, blah. And then the other side of it is when they're not friends and they're just being mean, I don't like really watching that either. No. Like you're like, this is just kind of... Oh, you're just being mean, I don't like really watching that either. No. Like, you're like, this, it just kind of.

Oh, you're definitely the super mean where you go like. What you want is people that are friends being mean. Yes. So there's an equilibrium of like how, like how much, so for example, if you're making fun of the Indian community or whatever, like can they sense that you kind of have respect for them and that they do they expect that a you're being fair to everyone and you actually know what the fuck you're talking about yeah that's if you do now you can go fucking really hard and they will enjoy it so there's so much involved they don't think you're like ignorant about it you they actually think you

know it very well exactly that's what paul would be a perfect example of that yeah he talks all about that shit and they love it. And he could be real mean because they know he knows. Schultz is like that. Like so many of those people, when he does like other races, they're so stoked to hear it because they're like, fuck this white boy gets our shit. Yeah, he gets our shit. Exactly. He's like he knows what.

Yes. So on top of that, on top of that, taboo things are also funny. So when you're talking about the idea that... Brian, racism isn't funny. And there is a part of it that it might not be. But the fact that you're not supposed to say it adds a lot of comedic power. So I was listening to a lot of Trey Parker interviews over the last little while.

And I was trying to get a read on him because a lot of people say that we are doing something somewhat similar to what they were doing. Trey Parker interviews over the last little while. And I was trying to get like a read on him because, you know, a lot of people say that we are doing something somewhat similar to what they were doing. And I think they did make one of the greatest shows of all time, but it is hard to get a real opinion of what, what Trey Parker does.

And sometimes I just try to do a deep dive on someone to get in their mind and be like, what is this guy? What does he really think about this and this? What are his comedy philosophies? And it's very hard with him because he's so popular that when he does interviews it's basically a press tour yeah you're not getting the no so you have to read between the lines because you know when he's saying stuff you go no that's not why you know what i mean yeah yeah he's he's very like he

almost they almost play dumb and i we all do that a little bit like when you're on the right wrong thing you kind of play on stage. You almost play it like dumb. You wouldn't really. Yeah. You got a little like, uh, gee shucks. Kind of like, Oh, is that what I said? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So he, so it's hard to get what you almost make them say what your point was. And you go, Oh really? I was saying that it was weird. It's weird that you're saying that. Yeah. I mean, I guess I was saying that it's weird that you arrived at that though. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It is saying that. It's weird that you arrived at that, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is totally that. But I thought one of the interesting things that he said was, well, there's a couple, but one of the two most important takes that I took away from him was when he was talking about everyone that's really funny kind of gets to these same conclusions, I think. And one of the things he said, he goes,

when we were doing the Caitlyn Jenner season and things were getting really PC and they were doing the PC principle, right? One of the things he was thinking was, I really do think it's gotten to the point where it's going to be very hard for us to make the jokes that we want to make. So the natural progression is we go to making fun of the fact that we can't make fun of these jokes anymore. So we can't make these jokes anymore. So it really is when robin d'angelo comes at you and these people they go you're not allowed to do that they think they could stop you but really all that happens is now you make fun of her because she goes you can't do

that or you're racist and now that becomes the funny part the funny part becomes like oh i can't say this because i'm racist if it gains any sort of steam which it did yeah and you watch that it's like every comedian started talking about the fact that you can't say anything about trans people like that becomes the funny part of course yeah it's like it's just and everybody you know it's the walking on eggshells and everybody's like it's watching like the the guy on the high wire or you're like it's watching the guy on the high wire holy shit the elephant in the room like you ask rob someone like robin d'angelo and her you know minions that don't understand anything okay why in seinfeld was it funny that there was an ugly baby and they can't say it and

then when kramer comes in he goes you know that baby's ugly they go kramer or when kramer goes no you're hot you just need a nose job it's like because every the funny part was like everyone thinks it and then kramer comes in and he's so stupid he says what what's the you know why you can't get me under the table and it's not like the joke isn't that like fuck ugly babies no it's the joke is around the taboo that there are ugly like everybody has seen a baby you go fuck that you don't know what to say but you're like that's that baby has parents who are likely your friends or something. Dude, we have a friend who had one of the ugliest babies I've ever seen in my life.

Really? Yeah. And you go, yeah, it sucks. I don't know. Then Robin DiAngelo starts talking about punching up, punch down. Like, oh, my God. Oh, that's the best. Oh, yeah.

She's got the whole thing figured out. Yeah. And it's a lot like what I exposed that couple to at dinner. All things figured out. And it's a lot like what I exposed that couple to at dinner. I'm still reinforcing racist tropes and ideologies and stories. She's actually pretty sick, though. It's still being reinforced. Oh, fuck. I totally misunderstood.

I didn't know she was reinforcing all this stuff. Fuck. She's sick. Robin D'Angelo, admit. Yeah, Robin D'Angelo, admit. She's reinforcing. Dude, can you imagine anyone that's like, where's the world come? Robin D'Angelo admit Yeah Robin D'Angelo admit She's reinforcing Dude Can you imagine anyone that's like

Where's the world come You know when that all Like speaking of South Park There was that old thing where they said that Everyone's becoming their Jewish mother Yeah Robin D'Angelo Imagine being like a college kid

And being like yo this lady's so fucking sick And it's like what does she look like Legit Dictionary definition of a librarian Yeah totally Old stupid bitch With grey hair yo this lady's so fucking sick and he's like what does she look like legit dictionary definition of a librarian yeah totally old stupid bitch with grey hair

and friggin librarian glasses has a lot to tell you about like what you shouldn't do only scolds you all she does is tell you

to keep it down and put the books back from where you took them yeah yeah thanks Robin imagine being 16 and being like she's so friggin' sick. She's so fuckin' sick.

She's a fuckin' dork. Um, mind who's listening. Um, and so I don't think it's benign to do it in a joking way. Um, and there's a concept in comedy called punching up, not down. I'm listening. So, you know, you want to punch up. There's very different power dynamics and it doesn't hurt in the same way.

It doesn't invoke a deep, deep, centuries-long history of oppression. None of that's relevant on whether it's funny or not. No. It's like they're so close to understanding punching up and punching down, but you have no fucking clue. Like, you're right.

So, Robin DiAngelo. If I am in jail, let's say. I'm a white guy in jail. Showed up the first day. And 25 Mexican guys surround me. And they're about to kill me. And I look at the one guy and I go, nice tattoo, fucking loser. Am I punching up or down? You're about to get me and i look at the one guy and i go nice tattoo fucking loser am i punching up or down you're about to get killed in my mind well i'm getting killed for

punching down that's you go yo you just punched down essay yeah we don't take too kindly to punching down in prison essay we're gonna have to teach you a lesson about intersectionality, homie. Okay. This is weird. Yo, you crossed a line, bro. Yo, you crossed a line. We don't take to. Do you not know about the power dynamics?

You are a white person. White people can never punch up. You know that Mexicans can't be racist that's why they call us mexicans be racist oh you're punching y'all y'all we don't take kindly to punching down the thing is on the whole punching up punching down thing like there is a maybe kernel of truth where it's like there's no there is you just don't understand that like yes if you're in a intersectional yeah but if you're say in a crowd of fucking like you're in a comedy club and it's true she just don't understand that like yes if you're in a intersectional yeah but if you're say in a crowd of fucking like you're in a comedy club and it's all white people and there's one black guy and the guy on stage is white and he's literally just like not doing good jokes make like

literally being racist you go yeah that's punching down there's like because it's bad but that doesn't mean just talking about it makes it like talking about black people is all of a sudden punching down which is what she essentially thinks yeah She goes, you can't even like reference it. Dude, there's obviously scenarios. Everyone's been with their girlfriend where they make fun of her in a way that makes her laugh. Yes.

So every time I make, you know, and you're a man and she's, so every time you make fun of your chick and she laughs or vice versa, or I guess vice versa would be fine by her standard. But every time you make fun of your chick, if she's not white white every single time you make fun of her it's like she's she's laughing i wonder what she because she's like obviously a rich white woman so fuck yeah so can i make fun of you no because oh yes you no no we're making fun of no because she's a woman

because she doesn't understand all of those things are a factor yes a homeless guy you know saying something to like uh obama is obviously punching up barack obama yeah uh malika but in her world of intersectionality she's like we understand that all of these things make you whether your gender your race your sexuality all of these things contribute to make you who you are but we only we only we only recognize five of them yeah we don't recognize so but except sometimes we do when we're talking about sexuality we actually do represent recommend who's higher in a position of power but jokes position of power doesn't matter anymore apparently no and importantly we've all been to the comedy clubs that you would think

she would like like we've been to the comedy shows where you go you know who would love this robin d'angelo you know who wouldn't love this everyone else the other thing that these people don't understand how much of the problem they are because the idea is we said and this is the other thing that trey parker said the second thing that i wanted to like reference just because i've been doing these like little deep dives on things and a lot of it is you know trying to bring these nuggets back here but the other funny thing he said which we've probably all experienced the same thing or even people that are like a shit poster on the internet experience the same thing he goes one of the whole reasons we did the season with like pc principal

and like uh the women or where it goes um uh women are strong get over it is because they all watch star wars and they were like this movie was pretty was pretty crappy and then and then new york times and all these places gave it like a five-star review and so even to start you go a star wars which was like a remake it was a remake with like all these new it's basically like one of those old sitcom things they're saying where it's like a very nostalgia like the member berries cash cow it's a cash cow but they were saying you know when like all in the family his reference was you know when all in the family gets back together and everyone comes in it's just like oh remember that guy like it's just that right and you go

it's a derivative show this should by no means a real interval a real like movie reviewer shouldn't be no means be giving star wars this kind of it's like seeing fast and furious like was like the you know the oscar winner of the year it's just like it's not that kind of movie even but because girls were in it they gave it five stars and they go men are or he goes he goes women are funny get over it and that was the headline yeah so the same reason that like a lot of these headlines have sparked my sketches he said he saw that one thing and they like couldn't get over it and they he kind of went that's funny because women are funny get over and he goes couldn't get over that he couldn't get over it he couldn't get over the headline and he legitimately they wrote the whole season about that kind of and i thought that was

like such an interesting thing but it was like everyone's like over it and was like i'm not i don't i don't have a problem with this yeah but you're telling me it's amazing and it's these robin d'angelo people where they go and they go, this is funny. This isn't funny. You're a racist. Yeah. They're so wrong that you become like a crusader against everything she thinks. Yeah, pretty much. I mean, yeah. She's also like makes a point of literally attacking you for not agreeing with her.

Like she's not saying like, oh, you know, we can agree to disagree. No. She's literally saying disagree with me and you're a racist bigot it's not like a modern mild thing where she goes yeah it's just like you know tomato tomato here yeah i it was interesting like i think there's it's it's funny to watch the people that like grew with the times and became very and really stayed relevant forever and the ones that are and i guess the funny one to me is like stern that kind of hasn't been stayed relevant and i watch a little bit of him i honestly think a guy like that should have just went to being like an interviewer more than you think it's potentially just like the medium too though i think it's the medium i think like the

fact that he was like you know i think it's hard to be yeah i think it's hard to be so great and on top and deal with your not-on-topness. Certain people move into being a legacy position where they're like... There's certain people. I think Eminem did this bad too. There's a lot of them. The people that became more beloved in their older years, they kind of became this vessel for who the new hot guy is.

Who recently has howard stern been like you guys have to check this guy out it's all very like yeah i don't i don't whereas a guy like rogan's very like a press you have to check out this guy he's a press stop but the best press stops that stay the most relevant you have to give your crown up a little bit i mean i feel like it's hard to be super relevant when you're strictly on serious xm it's like just so what i don't have serious i just like no because they have lots of youtube clips like i think he could be to some degree relevant but there's this element where they can't they they won't accept that the things change they won't accept their new place so you know for example with the rogan thing when rogan came out and he said um you know white

people are gonna you know not be able to talk or whatever white man and he was kind of kidding you know kind of kidding and it was a little hyperbolic and everyone kind of knew what he meant and whatever right joe rogan kind of or stern like kind of responded to that being like well joe rogan says that that he goes well he's got a huge platform like so it's like Joe Rogan, he kind of says that. He goes, Joe Rogan says he can't speak. I mean, he has one of the biggest platforms in the world. Like he kind of parrots like the- Well, you almost missed the joke.

Like you missed the kind of like, you kind of missed the fact that he wasn't being serious. Yeah, and there's also another part of it. And then it just exposes you as like some old out of touch guy. Yeah, because you go, yeah yeah you're 70 and you're you obviously have a huge platform joe rogan has a huge platform but like it reminds me of like when there's nothing grosser than like old people telling like younger people that their problems don't matter and it was kind of that thing where you want trump this how you get trump you know

but you'll see you'll see people do it used to be a lot like this with like you know probably I'm sure that a million fucking black dudes have said no when I fucking go to a store um you know the people like uh or always have their eye on me or whatever you know what I mean and then I'm sure there would be a lot of people that'd be like I don't think they have their eye on you and it's like no they do yeah it's because you why would you pay attention to that yeah but it's like one of my favorite kind of they're just telling you it's not true they go that's not true and and then black guys are like no it is true our friend chris has like a funny joke where it's like really like kind of poignant or whatever point yeah i like it chris robbins but he basically says he's doing a special now too

yeah he's doing a special sick but uh basically a joke where he says like you know one thing like you know i just don't do and i'll never do is like i'll never just go in a store and just like open a bag of chips and eat it and pay on the way out yeah you know he's like i'll just like i can't do that yeah i just can't do it he's like that's that would be the the ultimate whereas like i've been so many white friends who like eat half of their groceries yeah i think he says anything he goes you're having a picnic in the store yeah exactly right it was like i've seen you know you've seen those guys where you're just eating all this stuff. And he goes like, yeah, I just, I can't do that.

Exactly. Like, I just can't. So, and people will say that and they go, oh, as if, you know what I mean? It's like, no, this is, this is real. And there's a million of those things. Yeah. So it's an old guy. And you've heard of the phrase red herring?

Yeah. It's that. It's like, so there's like some 20 year old white guy being like, hey, I went to my university and they put up a poster that said white guys can't speak at this meeting and then you go oh well joe rogan has a million followers and you go what the fuck does that have to do with like what we're talking about it's like you're someone's telling you something's happening you go no it doesn't which is what they kind of accuse everyone of doing they go someone's telling you their experience and you're like dismissing it i mean it doesn't make it always right no but if a lot of people are saying this happened like if there's if one person comes up to you and says hey i was on you know this thing

and you go okay but if a hundred people all kind of had the similar experience it's at least worth looking into absolutely but again sometimes it's wrong like uh sometimes it's wrong the the thing i always like go back to is like you know you always hear like old ladies will be like you know when i see a black person i cross the street and it's like yeah you're not right for doing that just just because you feel that way and they'll be like well i feel that way and you go yeah it's not what do you mean like they're doing the robin d'angelo thing well essentially they'll be like this is you know a lot of people think their feelings are they go just because i feel that way it must be true and what you're saying is you know if many people feel that way it could it could be true where i mean obviously if a ton of people go give me an example this is my experience just like you

know you see you hear it all the time where it's like some old lady will be like oh i see a black walk walking down the street i see a black person across the street like they think they're in date you know whatever they think they're like oh they think they were in danger and you're like you're not and your feelings are wrong but if you told them whatever they think they're like, they think they were in danger. And you're like, you're not. And your feelings are wrong. But if you told them that they go, no, that's like how I feel that I felt like I was in danger.

Yeah. But you're like, you're wrong. Yeah. Yeah. I said, I don't know. No,

for sure. So there's, so that's the, when it goes back to all this stuff that I think that these people that aren't relevant and that aren't in tune with like the culture and the conversation, they're looking at real things that are happening and they're describing them improperly or avoiding describing them all together and that's what robin d'angelo is doing and that's why separates people that are

relevant now people are relevant she's looking at reality and they're giving you an alternate explanation that doesn't fit what's actually happening yeah well she has a mental model that she has a fucking grift yeah but she has a mental model that I think she has to use to explain all things, right? If you say, how do you feel about this? She has this mental model that she plugs in that. Plugs it in. Plugs in that piece of data and she goes. She's a fucking plug.

Runs it through. Yeah, she runs it through her thing and she goes, this is my answer. Like you could almost, like you don't even need her to say how she feels about comedy, right? No. Like I could tell you how Robin DiAngelo feels about comedy. You don't even need her to say how she feels about comedy. Right. No. Like I could tell you how Robin DiAngelo feels about comedy.

You don't even need to hear it. Yeah. You don't need to really hear it. You know what, what it's going to be. Dude. One hundred percent. Yeah.

Because like they have a pretty like consistent, I mean, if anything, at least you can say it's like, it's a consistent model for them. It's insane, but yeah, it's,

you know, you could probably fucking program it well these people the lack of principles is just so i mean even with when you look at the like the january 6th stuff they were talking about earlier it's like you'll see the tweets online and it'll be people that like i think i've been objectively across all the things whether that be protesters for you know in the thing or whether that be the rioters or whether that be criminals like i don't want people to be going to jail without like a trial and being like screwed on their plea bargains and like i'm but these people who like claim that

they think there will be people going the guy from one of the the capital riot people they go this guy's going to jail. Every comment is like, not long enough. And they go, he's being held without trial. And he's being held without, uh, like a lawyer and all this stuff that's unconstitutional.

Basically stuff they did to nine 11 terrorists. And they're like, good. Like, well, ha ha crime or actions of consequences. And it was like, how do you not like,

just because of the skin color and i guess it's the moment they do this to an antifa person and they're gonna be like what a miscarriage of justice yeah but you see it the other way around where you see the antifa people go and uh you know what's your what you know people that are on the right or whatever they're just like good how whatever but it's all to the difference it's all the eye for eye shit everybody no no but the only difference is this is why it's worse for the left-wing people, is because right-wing people, a lot of those people,

don't claim to not be like anti-cops. A lot of those people are straight up like Blue Lives Matter people. So when you're like a boys in blue, Blue Lives Matter person, it's not really as hypocritical to be like, yeah, both those people should be in jail. Yeah, that is a weird element.

When you're fucking on the... When you're trying to be like, hey, I'm sticking up for marginalized people. Well, a fucking poor person that's in jail without like a trial lawyer guess what that person is marginalized absolutely yeah and i think a lot you see the shaman dude or whatever apparently now they're saying he's like totally like he's like he has it's funny because they said he has like all these mental issues and all this stuff you go okay you think yeah well he's he's trying that's him trying to be like well like softer sentence right

yeah yeah but well they're saying like people even observing him he's like schizophrenic and all this stuff and then they're like yeah he's got some mental issues and i don't know i mean i'd go with that too what are you gonna go with it's a cosby thing it's like everybody every every person goes into court and they're like yeah you literally rob a nurse you shit yourself you know guess I'm not going to jail today boys isn't that so funny that that's the whole like model you show up and you well everybody's tried that though and and then they have like all these experts to say yeah you're just pretending excuse me that's my identity yeah anyways well okay thank you for everyone who's been listening

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right yeah it's the margaritaville yeah dude check out that patreon.com slash the boys cast as always but it's been cool to talk to everyone and you know what one thing that's funny that i feel like i get like a ton of these days is people will be like on the videos like you know and right now i have like 420 000 subscribers like every day right now it's like 420 yeah i know it's so sick it's actually 421 right now i missed it but every day every day across platforms literally right now every day is about 600 000 views like it's really cranky right and but it's so funny because we just moved here like not that long ago and i'll get all these people messaging being like hey how is this guy not bigger you should be like how is this not this and i'm like be bigger. How is this not this? And I'm like, it's funny. Cause I'm just like,

I guess I thought it was, I'm like, I thought you were doing pretty good. You know what I mean? But they mean like, I know. Yeah. Like when I turn on fucking entertainment tonight,

why aren't you on there? No, I know. And well, the first thing it makes you feel like there's so much farther to go, right? Just scratching the surface of how big you can get. And you see all these people that are way bigger.

But the other part is that, that I think people should, they don't like maybe notice, but the amount of offers I've turned down to be like independent, like real, you know, there's been a lot of big places for both the podcast and for like all the YouTube stuff that I've, and I, you know,

I signed with like an agency and like a manager and stuff, but it's, and some people that do ads and stuff like that. But for the most part, I've turned down huge deals to remain independent. Like in music, they always talk about that, right? Like there's so many musicians being like, I did it all independent. But you don't really get enough props for guys that do it all themselves in this.

Oh, for sure. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? And I've said no to like real, real fucking money to come build the studio here and to run all my stuff myself so it is you know i'm still the one like sitting there editing the videos at you know 12 at night and did it all so i think that's a big part of it and then the other part is like i was looking at which is the way to

do it and i was looking at these people that if you were like would you want to even do a tv show and stuff like that you're like and what do a tv show and what like get fucking combed through like you're running for office totally i know yeah like that's basically every person has to have like an in-depth background check for your comedy show i see some of my i see some of our friends that are like getting into that world right now like they kind of got to a point and they go you know what i'm gonna do it i know two or three of those and you look at them i'm not gonna say their names and you look at them and you're like, I, if I was them,

I would feel like I'd be missing something right now. Like I'd be missing. I'd be like, I feel like I'm missing something that's going on here. Energy wise. For sure. Well, a lot of times too,

like, I mean, we know that a lot of people get TV shows and you're like, not one person knows who they are. No, I know. Because they're, you know,

it's a show that it's like, they, you know, they get a, they get cut a check. They get to go make a thing that they think is cool but maybe it doesn't end up being the thing that they want because there's all these cooks in the kitchen and then it comes out it literally makes zero splash it gets buried in the algorithm and then it's over yeah you know not one person

you know they're like you know they don't get stopped in the fucking street once like nobody knows who they are they get you know we know people with like you know tv shows who legitimately you go look at their instagram they have like 1200 followers yeah and you go okay so like what's going on like just people it's like you're you you become like elevator music for tv basically it's just like people put it on the background while they're fucking folding their clothes 100 you know and then they're like like you're essentially like a honda hondo p dude hondo p no you're right yeah and i yeah so i was kind of looking at that and the landscape and all that shit and the other on top of that i was kind of pumped that one thing i was thinking about you know that idea where uh with you know with tech

people or any sort of thing it's almost like a lot of factors came together for bill gates to be you know the right thing the right amount of computer knowledge at the right time and i was kind of like it is interesting was like i started making videos so long ago i was obsessed with the street stuff then i started doing sketches and both of those do good on youtube at different times so it's like i have this sketch thing and i have this youtube thing and or the sketches in this and and sort of when politics gets, you know, when cultural stuff gets a little exhausting, people just like the funny, funny, just like and then the stand up an ad business like i was running so it's like so much of this business is running ads and then the music stuff i'm able to like set up a podcast studio edit audio do all this stuff and it was like so being like an audio editor a fucking

actual editor doing stand-up learning how to be the best at street interviews learning how to make and produce sketches and it's like all this stuff kind of came together to create this cool little life. I totally see people who like saw your shit and they go, I should do that. I'm like, you can't, what are you talking about?

They literally go, I should do that. No, you can't do that. I'm like, what are you talking about? You can't do any of it. Just deciding you should do it.

It's like, you're like, no, you can't. You're right. Cause it is so true so many comics i'll pick my brain be like hey like yeah i want to try to get into that stuff and it's like you can't yeah what do you get into what you could in 10 years from now if you start now but that but

that always goes back to that action versus inaction it's like you know legitimately 20 years of like bugging people on the streets well no one's watching now everyone's watching totally bug people on the street like yeah the amount of people who just like flippantly go i should do that it's like watching a professional golfer you're like i should get in a professional professional golfer you're like 40 and you're like it kind of is like that right yeah you can yeah you're right especially when it is like a 40 year old comedian being like i should get into being like a filmmaker it's like you missed it yeah you might have missed that yeah you're right the only thing comics could do is a podcast because it's like or have a really close friend you the smartest ones find like a really great filmmaker and then make them a partner exactly yeah sometimes people are good organizers

but even those guys aren't as good pieces yeah but those guys got to be as funny as you that's why editors are so impossible to find yeah the only probably guy i found since i moved here that's a really good editor on that level that i'm like fuck this guy's good is adan from one minute talk show yeah that's the only guy that i've met so far where i i would film something with him he would edit it and i would be like yeah that's close enough to what i would have done so anyways i think that's a little funny thing about just like you never know is when you're building skills you never know when they're going to be useful no i didn't i thought of that yesterday that i was just like i was like oh i'm pretty good at like running this ad business

because that's a big thing and i was like oh right i spent like four years running that ad i didn't even cross my mind yeah it is interesting to do because for all the people who like hate being in canada there's like for entertainment there are these benefits to it you just don't see them in the moment necessarily no you you can you you kind of get good at all those things i think that was like helpful yeah but in the moment you're not yeah you're not seeing the grander no it only well it only pays off ever if you get the hell out of there and use it right yeah but anyways patreon.com slash the boys guys we got i got a fucking super funny article. This, uh, there's a bunch of good questions and stuff.

We answer a lot of people's questions, but cryptocurrency has a bro problem. I was fucking loving that. So we're going to do that on the patron. I feel, I feel attacked. Yeah. A mom being depressed and suicidal because of her son's only fans,

bunch of different stuff. And yeah, we're having, we're, we're having fun over there. I'm fun over. I love the mom suicidal it's like yeah

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