The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Ronaldo Changes Laws To Avoid Marriage, Body Positive Negging & Grossly Vulnerable Prince Harry

Episode Date: January 13, 2023

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The Dudes! Dudes! At the Boyscast, we declared war on Internet sleuths. And we'd like to retract that because now we like to sleuths. We're sorry, sleuths. Because the sleuths have brought us this piece of gold. A gem. The sleuths, the Internet sleuths, and they have all these Reddit threads and stuff like that,

and they managed to find the Idaho killer had a rap career before he got into the killing game. Loose use of the word career. Well, as Danny mentioned, he was killing the beat. He was killing the beat. And he killed this beat. And honestly, some of you guys, this is what happened. The truth is.

Do you think they're going to be like, yeah, there's five murder charges. And they go, wait, there's only four people killed. Listen to this. Exhibit E. listen to this exhibit exhibit exhibit e this is this is sort of a cautionary tale for your buddy that wants to be a rapper and it's not working out it's kind of like when hitler they didn't like his art this is this is exactly that you have only he could have just found his career in rap if the rap thing worked out he probably wouldn't have had to get in the killing thing. You know what I mean?

But this is going to be the intro for this week. So this is one of the greatest finds and we just want to pay our homage to the Sluice. We don't love it still that you ruined like 45 people's lives calling them murderers. Yeah. And that it's going to be forever attached to their life and their internet searches.

Do you know? Yeah, someone did know his rap name because it's on his SoundCloud. Dude, the Sluice are finally using their powers for good good they used his soundcloud and then they found that and then they found his old handle which attached to some old instagram that has the same picture and he used the thing and they saw him promoting his own rap you know what's so funny though is like they're sleuthing but you're like they found the guy well you don't need like the cops are like we don't need you anymore we found the murderer they haven't found a new case to take on, right?

So it's sort of like, yeah, it's the guy that the police are like, listen, it's a cold case. It's over. Yeah. And he's just like the wannabe cop guy who's like the keener, like the security guard. Listen, you got to play with your, you go hang out with your family. You haven't seen your kids in six months. And he's like, I'm not done. He goes, listen to these raps.

I'm just getting started, pal. Every Liam Neeson movie, he always is a family member that he's not spending enough time with, but he just has so much that he has to do. Where are we all? Okay, so this is our guy, Idaho rap, murder in the beat. Beat cold burger. Always the same thing that disrupts my life. Wonder when I'll change it.

I guess when the time is right. Wonder when I'll change it. I guess when the time is right. Probably in three years, gonna kill everyone and go to jail. There's a lot of Easter eggs in this bad boy. Hitting my deranged to change would be a fight. So I'm pacifist,

like I'm afraid to get a bloody fist. That's a bar though. I'm a pacifist. Oh, he's afraid to get a bloody fist. He's afraid to get his fist bloody. Well, that's another Easter egg because he said, I'm afraid to get a bloody fist, but he Oh, he's afraid to get a bloody fist. He's afraid to get his fists bloody. Well, that's another Easter egg because he said, I'm afraid to get a bloody fist

but he never said he's afraid to give a bloody fist. Right. This is full of Easter eggs. Bloody fisting. This is my minus fist and I keep running.

Why is this? When I hit it, always lose and stunning. Always gentle giant. No defiance. All building a line. Since no think that I am peasant. I stuck in the future

but I'm never looking at the fucking present. Keep it up. Act like you the future, but I'm never looking at the fucking present. Keep it up. Act like you're all that. Here's a cookie too in a present. Led from a desert eagle. Deagle's going louder than my motherfucking veagle. And your life,

you get no sequel. There we go. And your life, you get no sequel. So that's another Easter egg. Cause he's talking a lot about murdering. If only the FBI could have got this guy's raps. In your life,

you get no seagull. We be loved ones crying like some seagulls. I imagine that the, we're not thatagull. We be loved ones crying like some seagulls. I imagine that we're not that far off from the FBI being able to just comb all of SoundCloud and just to find these little things. They're trying to make it illegal, though. That's the whole debate. SoundCloud rapping? Well, it's like, no, to be able to use it in a court of law or whatever.

That's the big debate. I don't think this is going to be the smoking gun on this guy. It's not helping him, that's for sure. Isn't Young Thug there right now? Well, I think that this is one of those things where he's going to get respect when he goes to prison because of this bad boy. Right, yeah. He's going to walk in and then they're going to be like,

yo, that's the SoundCloud rapper. Yo, bro, when you did that one line, the really messy line, hold on, there's one line. I like when he starts, oh, yeah. Always gentle, giant, notifying, all gold in the lions. What gold in the lions? He tried to fit in a little too many lines there. What's the gold in the lions?

I don't know, but it rhymed with alliance, notifying, alliance. Yeah. I will say this, if you're an aspiring rapper, you don't have to produce your first draft. You're saying this... You can make some edits. Danny says that now safely, he's in jail to his ops. Danny's so fine talking shit about

his ops now that they're behind bars. Come after me, dog. Come after me. And we're going regal. Yeah, you wouldn't be talking shit to a man who's going regal if he was right here in front of your face. And we're going regal. I'm killing more bars than Fauci killed beagles. So you're saying that you could have done a better job. Why don't you make a diss track to the Idaho murderer?

I will. I don't really think what you did's that cool. Killing other people. Yo, murdering, not cool. Yeah, you should sort of stand up and be like, me and my, I'm a sleuth. I'm a sleuth. In it, sleuth.

I'm a sleuth in the booth. Danny, that's your new rap. I am a sleuth in the booth. Don't fuck with us. Don't fuck with us. Don't fuck with us. So you don't want to fuck with that guy. No, murdering kids in bars. Also, so I'll just touch on this

because I've always been telling these people that the comedy industry is the roughest industry. Other people talk about all the eating in the mobs. Yeah, or oil rigs. They don't know what it's like to be out in the trenches, people getting in fights daily. And you said you didn't hear about the whole Brooklyn story.

I did not hear about this, no, this is news to me. Well, that just goes to show you how just this everyday life, for some people, for some people,

this is a big deal, but for me, this is what I call life. This is the streets. So we're in the show and there's a big black dude in the crowd, solo.

It's a small show, you know, Tuesday at 8 p.m. He's there getting drunk solo. He starts yelling out to the comedians. He's yelling this and that. One of those things where everybody's like, okay, but just enough, right? Yeah. And then the people were like, okay, that was your last warning. We're going to have to kick you out or whatever.

And he stands up and he goes, I was helping the comedians. He goes, those comedians, I made their set better. And he's like yelling at the girl who works at the bar, right? Do you think that hecklers, like is that innate that they say that? Like, did they hear that somewhere else? Because they all say that.

You know what I mean? Like they're all like, I'm helping. You're like, where did you learn this? Well, yeah, I guess what you're saying is like you're saying in the heckler community, they all think like we're friends of, he has a group called Friends of Comedy. Right, but they're all individually being like, I'm helping the show. But you're like, like you're saying in the heckler community, they all think like we're friends of, he has friends of comedy, right?

But they're all individually being like, I'm helping the show. But you're like, where did you hear that? Who told you that? Who told you that's true? Cause they all say it or they like, they innately are just born hecklers and they all just think he's born that

way. I think, I think it was a little more like this guy really believes that he's like a funny guy, which is always what happened. Yeah. And drunk always. Yeah.

This guy was a mix of everything. Starts yelling in the girl's face she goes i don't care they're like we'll refund your money whatever it is like we just need you to go and she goes oh no take it back that you called me a heckler i am not a heckler so i really during the show yeah during the show it's like really disturbing the show alex k art's on stage she couldn't even yeah she just basically stopped so he's yelling and screaming at the girl, like stop calling me a heckler. The guy who is basically running the show, who works at the bar came over and then he, he was like,

okay, you got to go. We're trying to get you out. He wouldn't leave, goes on forever, right? Eventually they take it to the back, but still yelling and screaming where everyone could hear them.

And he's starts going, you know who my dad is, right? Oh no. Is his dad like a legendary heckler he was in nine steve obstetter videos dude my dad heckled red fox when heckling was still dangerous do you know who my dad is my dad heckled len Lenny Bruce the day he got arrested. Yeah, go.

Go listen to the early Def Jam comedy. Yeah, yeah. Pause it at 7.55. That's like a close-up of me yelling. See that guy running up and down the aisles? My father. That was my dad. And my grandfather before him used to just go to minstrel shows and heckle.

He heckled in church. That was when it was segregated, too. It was a fucking real hard time to heckle. Yeah, that was like when you really put your life on the line. So he's yelling and screaming that. Then he switches from saying, I'm not a heckler, to telling everyone that they're broke. So he's going to the bartender, you're broke.

The guy runs the show, you're broke. Oh, entertainment fan. He goes, everyone's broke, right? Calling everybody bro's broke he's like calling everyone a brokey and then he's saying which is funny for like a like it's kind of like you know he had like a chain on and stuff like cool black guy kind of look which is like you're not a not who you would expect to say you know who my dad is right did we find out who the dad is no but they said they might do some sleuthing of their own because when you buy the tickets your name's there so they might want to get to the bottom then he starts pushing people right so he starts and he's the guy's keeping his cool and then he goes to the they're at the front and then

basically he goes you would never be doing this so he switched in a matter of 30 seconds from do you know who my dad is to you're doing this because i'm black right so then he goes into you know who's kind of black and the the guy kicking him out and the and the the server would be like yeah we're both black so there and i'm i'm basically standing there just like to add a if this gets out of hand and it's too on one or whatever right body here but i'm not getting i'm not really like getting too involved in it and then basically yeah so they go he goes from you guys are all broke Do you know who my dad is This is happening Because I'm black Then they go

We're both black And he goes You're broke He goes back You're broke How smashed was he Like was he like wasted He was pretty early

So it couldn't have been That crazy right And then he starts saying They're like Can you just pay your bill And get out of here He's got like An $80 bill or something right

So then he starts being like I'll fucking tip you $100 right now right And then they go Okay just just here the thing you can tip whatever you want like and then he goes i'll put a hundred dollars because you got no money right so he think the thing i watch him he types 20 percent a hundred beans he he said a hundred bucks probably six times then tip 20 and then eventually then now that he was in the main area that's where everyone was like Lev was there Andre JJ

so now it's like 8 of us and at that point he like punches the guy who works at the bar I'm not saying his name because I don't know if he wants him on record

or whatever like that and then everyone stands up now it's 10 on 1 and then now he's yelling and screaming at 10 people and then everyone's like yo just

you have like one last chance to get out of here and then now we're holding back everyone and it turned into a big scuffle real melee and the guy basically left and came back one last time to tell everyone they're broke he kind of came up to the door and he was like yeah you fucking you all broke so that's so funny because they have a security guard like out front who's like a pain in the ass well also yeah there was some people comics there they were like definitely not broke no but also you're like they have that club has like it's like you know the security guard wasn't there oh okay the booker oh okay because

there normally is a pain in the ass well there's one girl security guard that means business she's not she's not messing around no like snoop from the wire yeah yeah yeah yeah so that went on forever yeah comedy is a dangerous game that people don't realize that you put your life on the lines for these hecklers so probably the boy of the week that there's not really much more to say than that is cristiano ronaldo yeah he's probably one of the gist moves in history sure and so what happened was uh he is going to move into saudi arabia and they've got some laws there that we've talked about it here and there that we're fond of yeah you can yeah

you can't live with your girl right they are very good laws if you're not trying to get locked down yeah yeah and some people think that in saudi arabia you know i've heard people be like oh it's because of sexism and they're so conservative and traditional but the real reason is because they're such bros they don't want anyone getting locked down yeah exactly it's these are for the dogs literally when they said that when they announced that law in the saudi arabia congress they said listen no one no girl's allowed to move in with a guy until he marries her and then they all gave each other pounds under the table and they all looked at their girls and they go babe what yeah what am i a criminal i don't want to be i'd hate to be a criminal i'd hate i'd hate to be a criminal

and so basically christianity and all those move in there and they go you can only live together if you're married they've been together eight years and then uh he he petitioned the saudi arabian government to change the law so for him, he can avoid getting married and play there or whatever. That's a good deal for him. I wonder if that had any emphasis on him going to Saudi Arabia. Because it's a weird move for him to go to Saudi Arabia. They are giving him like insane amounts of money. Insane amounts of money.

And I think what happened is, yeah, that's what I was saying. He like basically went to the girl and he goes babe you know i love you and i want you to come to saudi arabia with me and you know the laws so opens up the case and it was the papers yeah the little document this is for you and it's just a document that says the rules have been changed for you guys this is how many so we don't have to get married this is why i want to live with you because i really wanted to but they say we don't have to get married. This is why I want to live with you. He goes, I really wanted to, but they're saying we don't have to. So she goes, what? We still could.

He goes, no, no, no, not in a different country. I'm not going to bring my. This is one of those things where he's with his boys. He goes, I guess I'm going to have to tie the knot. And he was like, unless you get the Saudi Arabia to change their laws. It's like unless you accept a contract with some club team in Saudi Arabia and then move to Saudi Arabia and then get them to change the laws. That would be insane.

I mean, unless you're so powerful you can get the Saudi Arabia to make an exception to the religious law. Get me the governor of Saudi Arabia. Because I do like my stuff and my money. Something which is currently forbidden for normal people to do. Unmarried couples are not allowed to cohabitate in Saudi Arabia to be the most,

it helps then to be the most marketable living asset in the country. So yeah, he made some moves and I just want to say shout out to him. You know what I mean? And there's, every guy doesn't have the ability to petition the Saudi Arabian government, but he does set a precedent when you go, if you want, like, you know what I mean? We can just never go to another country again,

but I don't have the ability to petition the government. But my role model, Cristiano Ronaldo, when he ties the knot, I'll tie the knot, and that's how I live my life. Yeah. I wonder if that has something to do with it. Because I've heard some rumors that Saudi Arabia is going to be buying the WWE. Yeah. Have you seen that?

Yeah. They're going to buy it. And then I guess Vince is... Because he's getting in all sorts of trouble too. That would be... Well, no. He's going to be back, I think. But he's going to move to Saudi Arabia.

Well, that was one of the reasons why they had to do all the stuff they were doing. Because they're a public company. You know what I mean? Like he had to step down amid scandals and all that shit but if you're a private company you can just give everyone the finger you're like we're wrestling like who cares well yeah you don't have to worry about any of that shit yeah well i think when saudi arabia i think they're gonna make moves vince will be back and he's gonna be like the me too guy like you know he's walking in like grabbing girls boobs yeah. Yeah, they're just... No, they're kind of...

That was the three new wrestlers. It was like a triple tag team. Me two, me three, and me four. And they just come out. We're going to grab you. I can't remember if it was Saudi Arabia where they tried to bring wrestling and women weren't allowed to watch.

Weren't allowed inside to watch. You think they bring back that law? Too sexy. Yeah. Too sexy for the ladies. Well, I think that... Yeah, basically, they've just got so much money there or whatever. i feel like when that happens they're gonna bring back the

woke wrestler that the bad guy that was the funniest era like four years ago they tried to bring back like a they had a wrestler that was like a progressive guy but they made him a villain yeah yeah so he came out and he was like, you know, you guys just all have toxic masculinity. Boo! Oh, your white privilege is showing. He's talking to the crowd. Yeah. And he just gets his ass kicked. That lasted like a week or something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would have loved to be there for that, though. I wish I saw that guy. Incredible. Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe this crowd's a little toxic. Yeah, asking everybody their pronouns time for a land acknowledgement yeah yeah do the match yeah you just get fucking destroyed

okay so there's a lot of little funny things before we get to sort of the big ones but probably my favorite thing was so in the body positivity thing uh selena gomez and all of the there's sort of like all of the the celebrities sort of have to go through this where they're like obviously pushing all that stuff like you know it's so healthy to be beautiful basically girls love it when uh they like like having standards where it's like i would never date a guy that's you know this tall and this much money and that and then then a guy's like yeah i just don't want a girl that's not a fat slut and everyone's like what the fuck yeah yeah yeah excuse me so i'm very body positive so but they all so the actresses have to get on board with all this stuff but then when it comes to them and

they were like yeah you're exactly like you you're like a poster child for body positivity and they're like what i mean i support it and they're like no you're live practice where you preach she goes i do i mean i yeah i sure gained seven pounds but it's the holidays right so basically the internet promotes them in a way that they're super positive of of like you know they're celebrating her getting fat yeah but like the actress is like, I didn't get fat. Yeah, you're like, what? What are you talking about? So fans are applauding Selena Gomez's healthy

and beautiful curves in a new bathing suit. And she essentially just posted a photo on Instagram just being like, yo, here's me like swimming with my friends. And every comment was like, yo, I love that you're celebrating Buzz. Yeah, you fat cow. We love you. And you're like buzz yeah you fat cow we love you and you're like what they're just calling her fat and there's all these articles being like selena gomez healthy and beautiful there's literally just posted a photo on the whole internet it's calling her fat she's like yeah she looks like she maybe is 10 pounds above weight. Her fans went wild in the comments section. They're really happy.

Praising her bikini body. But like they're praising it because they're happy. That is an actual move though. If you're like a famous woman is like you pick up all sorts of new fans by just getting fat. Just get a little bit fat. Yeah. And they go like you lose like you lose the fans sometimes when you lose the weight though. They don't like when you lose weight. Yeah.

You make them feel bad about themselves. Yeah. There you go. Sometimes when you lose the weight though They don't like when you lose the weight Yeah you make them feel bad about themselves Yeah they do Well also noting how happy and carefree she looks So that's the compliment she's getting But she's on a fucking yacht in like I don't know Italy or Mexico or some shit You're like yeah she's pretty carefree She's like just hanging on a yacht Do you think that you'd ever give that compliment to your girlfriend

If you were about to go out for a date And she goes how do I look You go super carefree Super carefree Like you're not even trying What were about to go out for a date and she goes, how do I look? You go, super carefree. Super carefree. Like, you're not even trying. What were you doing in there for two hours? You look like you just got out of the shower. Yo, babe,

that outfit that you just put on looks so healthy and carefree. Just grabbing her arms. You look real healthy. Really? Look at this. Look at that. Not a care in the world.

You put that makeup on in the most carefree manner. That's the most carefree outfit ever. How would you describe this girl? Was there a earthquake while the makeup was getting put on? How would you describe this girl? She's like 5'9", very carefree and healthy. It's code words. That is the new, you know, when you're describing like a big girl,

you're like, yeah, I'd describe her as healthy. Healthy, carefree. Let's just say she is very healthy. So they said healthy, carefree, healthy and beautiful, proud Latino woman. Latino women are blessed with curves. I love everything about her, raved another, followed by the red heart. So these people were like, she's happy, beautiful and healthy. So that's another one, happy. It's like, healthy you look happy you look carefree i mean looking at

these photos of her in her luxury lifestyle yeah that's the other part of it you're like she's on a she's like a mega yacht like yeah i guess i would have been like if you think about it like the guy movement imagine there was like a movement for like you know dick positivity right you know what i mean and you posted a photo and everyone's like honestly thank you for the support and you're just like what did you see actually there was a photo our smart our weak our weak skinny brethrens and you're like cool i thought i actually looked good this dude on uh the sacramento kings kevin herder did you see this so it was like after a game, they had some comeback win or something. And so it was him and another player.

The Sacramento Kings just posted a photo. And he was wearing like, you know, they wear those tights. And I guess they was like from the knees up. Oh, you could see it? You could see it. And it was not a good piece. It wasn't looking good. And then the Sacramento Kings deleted it and reposted it cropped above the waist, but it was just like damage was done.

It's way too late. Yeah, way too late. And then when you crop it above, you're like, okay, now it looks worse. And did he comment on it? No. He just said it was cold out. Yeah. It was a cold day.

It was cold in the locker room. Honestly, that piece looks so healthy and carefree. It was a real carefree piece on Kevin Herter. The face of someone living their best life unbothered. That's another compliment when bothered. Babe, oh my God, in that dress, you look so unbothered and carefree. What anyone thinks of you wouldn't even affect you. You're so unbothered by beauty standards.

I would describe that dress as unbothered by traditional beauty standards. I guess it's like when girls are saying it, you're like, okay, this is a compliment. But if a guy says it, you're like, this is not. Honestly, I think that you're so healthy. Yeah, you've just given up. Look at you.

You're carefree. You don't give a shit what anyone thinks. That's what happens. And people think a lot. People are having a lot of thoughts. Describe their haircut as carefree. Oh, that haircut just looks unbothered. You're not bothered by a single look you're about to get.

She just posted a photo and everyone goes, you're unbothered. And she knows exactly what all this means. She's probably like, yeah, I'm not loving this. How could you love the entire internet being like, thank you for showing what a normal girl looks like.

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I've heard. Yes. But, so, there's a lawsuit on Donald Trump, right? I've heard. Yes, and they've done some digging, and Daily Beast has done some sleuthing, and they've put together a bit of a case that the lawsuit reveals Donald Trump can't stand being compared to Hitler. Well, then why doesn't he stop being Hitler? Right, right, right. It seems like an easy solution. So, I obviously, contrary to what this article says,

in my mind, I'm assuming everyone loves being called Hitler. It's not your favorite thing. So apparently behind the scenes a little birdie told the Daily Beast that he doesn't actually like it that much when everyone calls him Hitler. So this is some hot reporting from the Daily Beast. You think from his perspective

it's purely like a brand thing? Because he's just like an astute marketer and brand guy where he's like it's just bad for the brand. He doesn't think it's purely like a brand thing because he's just like a astute like marketer and like brand guy where he's like, it's just like bad for the brand. He doesn't think it's good for the brand. He's like, I don't care, but it's just bad for the brand.

That's what he's probably saying behind the scenes and then someone's, you know, a little bit of a mole for the Daily Beast and they go, I got a hot tip. You know what though? Do you think this is one of those tips

that they already paid for? Like they have an informant and they have one last contract for his Trump info? Yeah, this is the... No, they signed him to like a 10 trump piece of info deal and this is his last one 10 snitch deal this this guy just wants to get out of the deal it's like when a musician makes a bad album just to get out

crank out this piece of shit you go and the person's like listen well you have to run that's the deal we got a 10 story deal and i give you the pieces of info you get the thing i get my fucking thousand dollars everything what's the last one We got a 10-story deal, and I give you the pieces of info. You get the thing. I get my fucking $1,000, everything. What's the last one? You go, well, he doesn't like being called Hitler. Yeah, he's not a fan of the Hitler comparison. And you go, really? And you go, listen, we got a deal.

A deal's a deal's a deal's a deal. And they look at their pocket, the art of the deal. They realize they've been being played the whole time. It is crazy. I spent so much time trying to sleuth on him that I picked up a little bit of an art of deal-making myself. I wonder how many times,

and we could probably find this out, it would take some time, but how many times Daily Beast has compared him to Hitler. Well, that's even so funny because in the article, the article starts by being like, he hates being compared to Hitler, which seems like it's going to be an article of like, he hates being compared to Hitler, which seems like

it's going to be an article of like, he's so petty, this thing actually drives him nuts. But the whole article is like, why would he hate it? It's true. Yeah, I am. They go, the new lawsuit reveals how much he hates being compared to Adolf Hitler. And they put Adolf in brackets for some reason. Former president Donald Trump. Not to be confused with Ron Hitler. They literally said compared to Adolf in brackets for some reason. Former President Donald Trump. Not to be confused with Ron Hitler.

They literally said compared to Adolf Hitler. Why is Adolf in brackets? This isn't journalism is why. This is like, like this, chat GPT could crank this thing out in two seconds. Chat GPT is definitely, this is going to be taking over these jobs. Former President Trump is doubling down

on his I am not Hitler defamation lawsuits according to CNN by adopting the Nazi strategy of attacking journalism. They're like, CNN said it. CNN said it. That's not us.

CNN said it. No, they're saying that this part, he's suing CNN. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's saying CNN uses... So Don Lemon basically kept calling him Hitler and then Trump's suing cnn yeah yeah but he's saying cnn uses saying so don lemon basically kept calling him hitler and then trump's suing being like i'm not so obviously you owe me some cash yeah i guess and then uh and then the basically daily beast is saying like suing

someone for calling you hitler i know a little someone who would do that i think they're jealous that they're not getting sued for calling him Hitler. They must be a little bit when Daily Beast, Donald Trump's like, I'm suing CNN for calling us Hitler and Daily Beast is like, hello,

we called you Hitler way more than they did. I feel like if he hasn't won any sort of defamation suits at this point, like, he's not. Right. Like, unless you're winning

one of these a week, like, I don't think you're going to win one. Has he ever won one? Maybe like when it was before he was so hated. i imagine maybe he won one you know the 90s i could be wrong but uh it feels like now you're like i don't know he could bring a million of these yeah well it does force him to get a lawyer and go to jail or whatever and his papers claimed without irony that americans were split when asked if the media is the enemy of democracy i mean how is that

not true that is true yeah people are pretty split on that yeah but they're trusted in mainstream media is like lowest it's ever been the memo mentions hitler 29 times and nazi 21 times which is pretty funny that he does a cnn piece that called him hitler 29 times it's crazy they still talk like i flipped on cnn the other day and i was like i'm glad they are because they're still just talking about them the memo largely hinges on don lemon to calling him hitler a whole bunch of times but i i just to me i just the reason why this was making me laugh on top of the fact that it's not journalism and all that sort of stuff is um the people being in the courtroom having to defend that,

because obviously he's like, they called me Hitler's defamation and their argument should be like, that he's Hitler. So he's like, your honor. Yeah, your honor. And he goes, I'm going to put something on the board.

It's just a Cheeto. And then he posts a picture of Hitler and then puts them together and the top is the same one. I mean, essentially, they're really, like this will be like a master class

in like sophistry or whatever when you're having to be like, this is why he is literally Hitler and we should not be dinged a penny. Your Honor, but it's going to be

every last thing, you know what I mean? Like, Your Honor, Hitler used to take walks. Donald Trump has been known to walk on his golf course. Next slide. You know what I mean?

Noted. President Cheeto. Oh, yeah, the lawyers a little bit. Mr. Cheeto. Sorry, Mr. Trump. Sorry about that. He's just trying to get in his head a little bit. The judge is like, jury, you don't have to recognize him.

Jury, yeah. Take back. Strike the Cheeto comment. Yeah, I was out of line. So on the last topic of outrage. So outrageous. Eminem's new all-female package sparks outrage. So I would say out of the beginning, no, it didn't.

Yeah. So this is, I can't imagine they do this a third time, but this one's just funny because they basically made all the Eminem's girls, right? Well, they didn't make them. They just are. They're only featuring the guys around, right? I guess they,

and they do exist. And there's a little bit of a discrepancy because, you know, some of the Fox news people, you know, got mad about this, took the bait a little bit, but what really happened was,

uh, apparently they hired a new marketing team at M and M's and they just don't want any gay shit so they basically were like obviously first and foremost get rid of the dudes no fucking i'm not eating what i'm gonna eat a dude with a fucking nut inside of it yeah thanks yo is there anything gayer than eating a dude that's made of all nut and you go so right out of the gate like get rid of that fucking gay shit and then anything else like I don't know Make the girls fucking round

Fuck Mary kill purple brown green one Obviously I would fuck the dudes If they were still there I would say let me see it on yours You got a photo It's upside down though Why is it upside down there's a reason for it Because they're supporting women or something kill purple um mary green fuck black fuck black okay

that's fucked up uh trick question there's no answer but uh those are anthropomorphic chocolates ryan but um no i go uh eat eat you just eat them all. Just eat them all. You little perv, scum bastard. All right. You don't fuck, marry, kill. I'm just like, what was your question?

I'm just eating. What was your question? You weren't supposed to eat them. I got to fuck one of these? So there's nothing gayer in the world than having a male who's a nut in your mouth. And the guys who took over that company were like, first and foremost, we're not eating dudes. That's over.

No. And that's what. So apparently, Eminem's brand is on a mission to use the power of fun to create purposeful connections as we work to create a world where everyone feels like they belong. That's funny. Except we want everyone to feel like they belong, so we got rid of all the guys. Yeah.

Apparently, the Mars Corporation has some lawsuit as well about using child slave labor for procuring their chocolate. Really? Yeah, which is pretty funny, considering they're like, hey, women on the cover. We have women M&Ms. And you're like like you're using slave labor is that true yeah so what are the what does that mean procuring the chocolate like so most of the world's chocolate comes from uh i can't i think it's somewhere in africa some country in

africa and uh they like i i don't know to the extent to which mars is actually to blame but all these people are like yeah we, we were not paid child slave labor to basically harvest cocoa that sells specifically to the Mars Corporation. Yeah, but girls on the cover. Yeah, but we have more important things. And the green has swapped her go boots for sneakers. Brown sporting a lower, more sensible heels. Red and yellow shoes now have laces.

So there's other changes other than just getting rid of the guys orange shoelace are no longer untied oh she didn't know any no girl doesn't have untied shoes and they said uh also she has a version of ogs but what i would like to the reason i read that is i'd like to make mention that they didn't make any changes to the titties. So titties are still intact for Danny, who's a titty man. So that's what they said. They go, listen, we can change the shoes around. If you want to tie shoes, you want to not tie shoes. That's none of my concern.

The titties are staying. Dudes are off. Okay. Honest question. Do you think that there's one confused person on all of earth who saw this and rubbed one out to one of these? Yeah, I think there is like someone who's like into some weird shit sure yeah yeah they're like that does it for me or do you think there was someone who was about to rub his weekly one out to the male eminem and he goes what the

fuck is this wait i could have been doing this to chicks this whole time so remember how we talked about the side hustles and the worst jobs and stuff like that yeah i've found probably the craziest one of all time when you go how is this a job there's a woman and i've you know what one of the being a woman's a job apparently it's in addition to their normal job hustle it's a yeah you know what it is their side hustle is the emotional labor yeah and their main job is uh everything else dealing with uh adversity they do deal with their i i think their full-time job is sexism and their part-time job is the emotional labor of these toxic men men are toxic man but i will say that a little bit over the last because you know i i'd say

there was like a you know all the culture war stuff that was going on and obviously like nowadays it was kind of like it's uh every a lot of the things that had to be said have been said to some degree right and i'm saying that people over 50, like kind of boomers, I guess you call them, have been a little too, it almost reminds me when they're like, these millennials these days,

they're such a, they don't know how to do anything. They're not even men, that sort of thing. It's almost a little, it kind of does feel like when you can make fun of your chick, but if you show up and everyone's like,

your fucking chick's annoying, it's like, you know what I mean? Yeah, of course. They and everyone's like your fucking chick's annoying it's like you know what i mean yeah of course you guys go whoa whoa that's my wife we're talking yeah these are yeah the generation that invented reverse mortgages so they have to be they can be the first generation in history that never gives any give an inheritance you know what i mean and you're just like they're the even the thing where i was like i even think about kind of funny for a sketch where it is very like, you know, you know, you know, men used to be men in our days. And you're like, yeah, first of all, look, everything like we don't need to fix stuff because everything's on the computer.

And I'm not even just making the bug argument. But there is the other part where they're like, you know, I used to be back in the day. We were like, knew how to treat a woman. It's like, yeah. And you punch them way more. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you meant by that.

You open the door. That's what I was sort of saying. We should be saying when what you meant by that hey you open the door that's what i was sort of saying we should be saying when they're like you don't open the door i'd be like yeah what else didn't i do you know what i mean well it's a quality that's why i don't help the door yeah but i also don't punch you yes i i get punched yeah if i'm trying if i'm gonna finish oh yeah it's no way no way to do it yeah so these there's this like older generation that has a little bit of like we're a little too much of like millennials can't do anything anymore it's like yeah you're and we're like you ruin the economy you ruin the economy yeah and currently participate in being like a drain on like all of the social like the medicare and all you know what i mean all that

stuff yeah yeah it became and it was like so i just it does sort of a little bit you're and you know even the obvious stuff where it's like, you got the houses that, you know, every one of their, all of their wealth came from like a house doubling or tripling. Like, you know what I mean? So sometimes it just gets a little bit of like, I feel like I don't need to hear this from you. Sure. Yeah.

I mean, everybody. Yeah, exactly. But this woman, she's got a job saying that millennials don't talk on the phone anymore. This woman charges $480 an hour to help Gen Z and millennial workers overcome their fear of talking on the phone. Do people really have fears or they're just like... They don't want to? They just don't want to. Like, I don't want to.

I'm not afraid of it. Exactly. Yeah. But this is a perfect example of some fucking boomer being like, there's nothing more important than talking on the phone. And you're kind of like, it kind of isn't as important right now. I mean, she's getting paid though. But she's convinced these idiots.

That's the part where it is true. The millennials are convinced. It's very easy to, because most millennials like feel victimized. So it's very easy to convince them of like specific problems they have. Like here's one of your problems. No, no. It's not that you don't like talking on the phone you actually have a like an inrooted fear that you need to pay money and the only i guess good thing is at least they're probably anyone that's doing this bullshit's at least using their parents money probably so it's like no it's companies it's because she's like companies hire her which is that that's the whole

thing which is insane it's like a company she goes to like this isn't even like the diversity consultants you know where you're like this is like a real grift and and they're like oh yeah don't hire me and see how much trouble you get in she's actually has to go be like hey you need this and they're like she probably finds the oldest guy i think she does personals maybe she does personals she might do personals but this was uh says the 480 dollars an hour this is the perfect oh no you know what this is probably both because it says she charges $480 an hour for one on one coaching

and then for corporate workshops the daily rate is $3500 a day see the corporate workshops isn't that crazy if you went to like some like a convention and then you go some lady's giving like a phone etiquette conversation or whatever and you go yeah I could see a half an hour

of that being like somewhat helpful to people but like the paying for the 480 dollar like personal coaching is it like a 900 number dude you just call her on a fucking like 1-900 legitimate like they go okay we're gonna do a role-playing experiment you go hello hello you go you know we're just gonna stop there for today that was 480 there for today that was 480. Shaking. They go hello? She goes hi. And he goes you see that wasn't very good you're going to want to also say hello.

Okay just pretend the phone's not no talk to someone how you would talk to them if the phone's not in your hand. And then they just drop the phone on the floor and you go no no but with the phone and you go I don't I don't like this. I don't, I don't want to just email you. Can I just email you?

This is specifically because older- Are you trying to text? Like, so young employees are like, hey, I love phone calls. Yeah, this is the odd time you have to. But this is like the older employees who are like, I'm sick of these new hires. I can't get them on the phone.

They just want to email me. And you're like, I just want to have a- Or Slack. So many just want slack so many goddamn slack conversation so yeah there's some six-year-olds like i don't know what slack is and a lot of jobs you're just like yo i can't just be like at your beck and call it's like send me a text message and then i'll get back to it when i can unless it's like super urgent yeah that's that'd be super annoying if you're trying to do anything and just everyone's calling you all day depending on what job it is do you think any phone operators have that that'd be you know you're just like well that'd be the worst if you're trying to do anything and just everyone's calling you all day, depending on what job it is. Do you think any phone operators have that? That'd be, you know, you're just like, well, that'd be the worst if you're a millennial and you work at a call center and you've got this phobia.

That would be a tough one. That would be a... Hi, 911. I have a criminal in my house. Can you just email me? This is serious. No, he goes, someone's in my house right now. I'm very afraid. You think you're afraid? You think that's bad? Just email me? This is serious. No, he goes, someone's in my house right now. I'm very afraid.

You think you're afraid? Yeah, you think that's bad? Just email me. Just put up importance. Oh, yeah? You think you're the only one that's afraid right now? Just email me with re-urgent in the headline. The Gen Z have never had the skills given to them,

she told the insider. In my generation generation this is the this is the language i'm talking about we used to there was probably someone before that being like in my generation you know this is or like sent doing a workshop on like writing letters or something and he was like yeah i mean something that's like getting somewhat phased out and people do zoom meetings and stuff mostly probably too in like workplaces like i don't know i i do zoom meetings 80 of the time with everyone i work with yeah phone calls are uncommon in my generation the phone was on the wall for everyone's house and we were taught to answer it and make calls at a young age she yeah i mean i had a phone growing up yeah yeah we all

have phones but yeah she's trying she's like spinning this yarn that like she has some special skill. She, it's what she watched one of those like YouTube tutorials where it's like, what are you really good at? And she's like, love talking on the phone, gabbing with my friends. And she's like, how do you turn that into a business? And you go, maybe there's someone else who doesn't know how to talk on the phone and gab to their friends. Yeah.

I think this is my, the, uh, big parent is putting her up to this right now because they just want to talk to the kids because the kids aren't calling anymore. Okay, that was $80. And you go, after hello, what do you say? And you go, do I just say hello again? No, but we have to put a little more. Bring up the weather. That's something that we, it's all.

Yeah, we like rigging small talk. A lot of small, it's all small talk. How's this a seven-part program? I told you the first part is how to answer the phone, like how to get it to your ear. And then you go, you know, the person starts, they've got the phone upside down, stuff like that. And they go, no, no, no, you got it turned around.

It's like, no, no, no. And then you go, okay, now I'm going to tell you to end a phone call. And you go, oh, I'd love that. And you go, you're going to need to put a little more time on the meter here though this is like honestly he goes if they're not even used to talking on the phone to their mother then the process is so scary scary this is someone who has like has a job at a startup friday the 13th and they're like literally like they're like i'm so scared cops charges 480 an hour for one-on-one coaching yeah the daily rate is 35 hundo would you ever you get

someone that for their birthday like you know i mean like i got you a fucking high class session to a phone coach 35 hundo for a daily inside verified these figures using redacted invoices so she's actually proving that people are giving her $3,500 for her daily phone coaching business. So this girl's stealing money. Insane. The whole premise of this is insane. This is what she says are some of the problems. A common fear is,

what if someone asks me a question and I don't know the answer? I don't know. I'll get back to you. Well, she teaches them how to say that. That's literally... You say, I don't know. I'll get back to you. What were she teaches them how to say that. That's literally. They say, I don't know. I'll get back to you.

What were they doing before? They were smashing the phone. They go, no. They ask you a question. You go, what's the cost of that? And the person goes, you fucking whore. I don't know the answer to that. And you go, no, you don't talk like that.

This is a business meeting. That's how people. It's legitimately like a sketch Where everyone's basically retarded Can't work the world How's it going Hey I'm just calling to wonder if you have this Special today at the restaurant She goes fuck you

Fucking shit Fucking ass Fuck I quit. I don't want to operate a phone anymore. She's like, should I call back at a better time? I don't fucking know. I don't know anything.

Should I call back at a better time? I don't know. Should you? I'm a fraud. Okay, that's not how we answer work calls. Hey, just wondering what time you closed today. My mother never loved me. That's a start.

I never learned these skills, okay? Is that what you wanted to hear? Is that what you need? It would suck if you're this chick's kid, though, because you get a phone call from your mom. You're like, fucking time to pull out all the stops here. Can't just have a normal conversation when your mom's a phone coach.

Can't just be like, hey, mom. How are things? How you been? That is not good. Why is your voice trailing down? You're not hitting the proper inflection points. You're not really selling me that you want to be talking to your mother right now. Calling your mom when she's a phone coach.

It's tough. Yeah, definitely. This is probably one of the biggest schemes in history. you almost give it props but yeah this could be a good thing if you're improvising on a call seems scary so she talks she teaches improv on the i think she probably was originally an improv probably this seems like the type of bullshit yeah in her so her approach involves using role play and can you imagine being a grown-up sitting there for four hundred dollars an hour and you're role playing a customer you know like a like i think like some

of the best therapists are not five hundred dollars an hour if people aren't ready to answer the phone i set up a time where i randomly call them throughout the day so part part of her uh you have to pay extra for the supreme package where she might you never know when you're gonna call from her. It sucks. She calls you from like an unlisted number too so you don't even know. Like she's really pulling out. She has like this call spoofer.

I'm like, oh, someone's calling me from Hawaii. She's got this scream thing. How are you doing, Jessica? Who is this? Wrong. Now you just got an F.

Well, the correct answer was to say, and who will this be? Wrong. Now you just got an F. Well, the correct answer was to say, and who will this be? Can I help you? Throughout the day, she calls them randomly and they have to drop everything. Like they're training for the Olympics of phoning

and they improvise a phone call. So that was some, that's pretty crazy stuff right there. This seems like this should just be a 900 number. Where you call the 900 number and you fake a phone call's what she's on like a sex phone but she's on the other end of it and you're you know it's a few dollars a minute that's how you practice your phone calls yeah your phone call skills should be a few dollars a minute actually tops yeah yeah and then she's like i mean that being said she is a few dollars a minute she's like four dollars a minute yeah

no she's more she's eight dollars a minute she's few dollars a minute. She's like... Four dollars a minute. Yeah. No, she's more. She's eight dollars a minute. She's eight dollars a minute. God damn, she's eight dollars a minute? That's like... You know what kind of phone sex you get for eight dollars a minute? I know, right? But these people are too afraid to be on the phone, so they can't have phone sex. Yes.

Yeah, that's the biggest scam in history. This is something that I've been talking about for kind of a while. um this is something that i've been like talking about for kind of a while is it's always because of all the rules of uh you know who hollywood wants to put in what roles or whatever i i said that like they don't know what to do i said they've been in like a rock and a hard place because they don't know what to do when it comes to villains yeah and we've sort of said basically if you watch every big movie they used used to have a lot of Chinese villains and Arab villains. Of course.

And now almost all of them are just Russian, right? Right, yeah. And then, because they don't know what to do. And the good guys are always white people. Sometimes, yeah. Not always, but maybe whatever. A lot of them. And then they were like, so now we got to flip it.

We're going to make the bad guys white. It was very obvious what they were doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You meant before. Before, yeah. Yeah, yeah. we're gonna make the bad guys white it was very obvious what they were doing yeah yeah yeah you meant before before yeah yeah they were like the good guys were white guys and like you know all american yeah and then bruce willis is and then the bad guy was an arab or a chinese guy they're like that's done so then they were like okay we'll make the bad the good guy you know uh not white and the bad guy russian yeah so that's how they saw it. That's pretty convenient. Nobody really liked Russia generally.

It was, it worked out for them a little bit, right? Yeah. Until now, uh, Camille Najiani's, uh,

you know, kind of doing a podcast to her right now to promote his new movie. And he was, uh, he's told that people don't want to cast nonwhite actors at villains. And he, he's saying this is like another problem is when he's in, uh,

you know sometimes uh people even with good intentions progressive minded hollywood decision makers can sometimes have misguided solutions if a bad guy's a brown guy what message are they sending and this is limiting the kinds of roles that actors of color can play and you go so what do you suggest yeah well the question is because this is very predictable i'm sure he's also i'm sure that you would think that someone like kamal nirjani what has also probably said like oh what i have to be a terrorist like you know what i mean but yeah i mean he's recently been a superhero that's why he got all roided out right so he's been a superhero but yeah like i mean there is

a solution to it no white people in movies done i just saw that it's almost like yeah you can't it's hard to have it good but it is kind of funny though because yeah i guess they were like you know we're not gonna have any bad guys like if you were a guy that played like terrorist number four in like 40 films yeah you were just like out of work like that immediately you know what i mean for sure well i mean like how many guys played like you know yakuza guy and it was like you're just like you booked the yakuza guy like nine times in hollywood and you actually have a pretty good career going you make 80 grand a year after you're like yakuza rolls and they were just like that's over that's over yeah um yeah i don't uh

i'm not sure uh it's i there isn't the solution the question is like is it gonna go back is it gonna be like a loop where like then it's gonna go back to like white guys as the heroes and brown guys? Are they going to let him go and then eventually down the road be like we have a problem with this again and then go like, you know, back again? Probably some degree of that. But I think what's actually happening is probably most Hollywood studios, if you actually break it down, like there's a lot of people there. Like even I have like, you know, people in my realm that are hollywood people and for the handlers my handlers i would say most of the people that i know that are like high up hollywood people are just like yeah this obviously just do what you can this shit's don't know but you know what i mean it was like you know they're just like

yeah they're a lot of them some of them have the idea of like we're just waiting for it to pass like you know what i mean? It'll revert. Yeah, this is just, this moment sucks. It is a bad era, whatever. And then I'm sure some of them are in it, but a lot of the dudes that I talk to in those sort of positions are just like, yeah, you can't win. I don't know. You just try to stay out of the muck as much as you can.

Yeah, get in trouble. Let me try to not be in a news story as much as possible. You know what I mean? Yeah. It is crazy that Kumail was not able to have some insight into why this is that's kind of yeah you know you don't get why and you don't get that you what do you think should be the thing it's like well i guess yeah bad guys and good guys should be and you're like well obviously you don't see why people would not like if you go like that movie i just saw where they had like the white guy the white kids the

like protagonist and then the bully is like the white the white kids the like protagonist and then the bully is like a black person and it's like yeah this like feels weird to people you know what i mean like because of all the stuff i mean i was watching sopranos recently and like there's a scene where he tony goes in like the hood or whatever and then it's all black people and i was thinking that i'm like if you're that black person like you're like that actor who is like probably like you know some broadway actor realistically right and they're like yeah you got to audition today for like hood dude six sure and they're like this is all we get but then you're like but it doesn't it's supposed to be mimicking real life that is so like there's not a white hood that he could go to

so like the alternative is like you just don't get to be in the show i think the old one thing that they probably were they're getting closer to is they go which is where they might land for a little bit is like you can only make shows of your own race yes like if you're you can only make a black a show with like gang in it if you're black you know like the creator is black yeah but like you go the terrorist thing it was like i'm sure that like a lot of like indian dudes aren't going to want to make like a but i'm saying for a show yeah but a show like soprano so they go like yeah we want to write the scene where tony goes to the hood and you go like you can't you can't but you're like but then those actors now lost roles of course so you're like who wins who's really winning of course no and you're like but that

is what the hood looks like in new york yes so you're like it's not like we're misrepresenting it the only thing you could do is be like okay we'll do like York. Yes. So you're like, it's not like we're misrepresenting it. The only thing you could do is be like, okay, we'll do like a white hood. And then you're like, that makes no sense. Maybe you make, I think you kind of have a hood

where you have like the, I saw this British commercial and it was like these three or four hood dudes and basically they did a commercial against sexism that the mayor of London posted on Twitter. Okay. And it was kind of like this girl

and there was like four, you know, kind of like gangster-y type of dudes, two white, two black. And there was this girl sitting there and she's like, Oi,

you eating those fucking chips, are you? She has that accent. Yeah, yeah. He goes, Hey, hey, come here,

girl. Like, you know, what's up? What up, you? Why aren't you talking to me? And he's like harassing this girl

and she's like, I'm just trying to get on the bus. She's like, I'm just trying to be nice to you. Come here. Come sit closer. Sounds like the heckler a little bit. And then it shows the black gangster that's kind of like the heart of gold and he's sort of in his head

thinking to himself, like, come on, stand up. And then eventually he stands up to the white gangster going like, hey, pal, you need to leave her alone. And he goes, I'm just talking here and he goes he goes no but they're both gangsters they're all yeah they're all they're all kind of dressed like london kind of hood guys i don't know if they're supposed to be gang bangers or is like they got a little like urban swang on them or whatever and then the black gangster stands up

to the white gangster and he says oi mate mate. Leave her alone, bruv. Not on my watch, bruv. And then it was like stand up to sexism kind of thing, right? So I think that's sort of how you get it to play out. But yeah, the bottom line is they sort of, there's a lot

of boxes and I think the more that you go every avenue is trouble because if you're like okay if we do this combination is trouble okay because I'm white and if I put a white guy here and then if I put a white guy here that's a little bit trouble and you go okay so maybe I'll just oh everywhere I go is trouble okay I guess whatever then we're gonna have a little you just that's part of making a movie is someone complains sounds like hell to be a casting director right now seriously like your whole job is like what do you do it's like honestly i just try every single day to not get

fired yeah yeah like all you're doing is you're like what combination is the least likely to get me in just every little thing you're like okay guy hits his wife you're like well i want to cast a black guy but it's like i can't have really like the black guy that beats his wife because that'll be like negative so it's like maybe the wife maybe I have a white wife that beats a black man. Yeah, you're like, I don't want to cast a man, but that's not okay. So maybe a white wife beats her lesbian wife. No, that's not okay either.

No, because lesbians don't do things bad. Maybe she's trans. You go, oh, no, no, no. No, they would never. And if it did beat them, it wouldn't hurt that much because they just have the strength of a woman. Even though women do have equal strength so it actually wouldn't hurt as much yeah i think you're sort of you go in these logicals and i

think a lot of them are probably just like no matter what you do there's like going to be some backlash and that's sort of something that you live with now and then you kind of uh you're back to just kind of making whatever you want to make yeah i guess you do know that you just if you placate the loudest kind of voices, that'll help too. It doesn't though. I think that it seems to not because if the loudest voices get their hooks in you, then it's like if the loudest voices get their hooks in you in any sort of way, then your sort of your next move will be like, you know what I mean?

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much money as the men but they're just they don't use you know reasonable metrics for it but yeah but i was thinking that like it's almost good like just in terms of like not maybe not good or it's probably like i mean not good or bad but it's uh it's probably like at least a blessing in terms of the complaining community that the white sports make the work the least amount of money because like think about the like highest sports are mostly sports with black people yeah and the lowest paid sports like hockey lacrosse get paid like way less right yeah baseball i mean it's still a lot but yeah well that's a part of it too because yeah there are a lot of times like they're you know like i think the hockey night

in canada like the announcers they got rid of the girl it was like three black dudes yeah it was just like kind of funny right because no like it's mostly white people in the sport and you could even argue then they're saying like viewers any more black people and you're like a part of it is they're like well yeah the black people play sports that make like five times as much money you know what i mean that don't cost i mean like hockey is like you make less money it's the most expensive sport to play it's the most annoying sport to play you have to live in a cold place scheduling no but like the scheduling like you know the waking up at 4 30 a.m on saturday morning you're like you don't do that for basketball no no well no because

it's like ice like ice time is just so much more in demand than court time there's more basketball courts and they're all rinks oh anyway yeah yeah i was talking about in the nhl yeah oh yeah when they want to play but no no i think when they decide they want to have a skate it's available yeah but you know what i mean if you think about it the other way around like imagine hockey like imagine the top two sports were the white sports and then like under that was basketball then football like or whatever it would be like i feel like people that would like wouldn't sit right with people no like it is crazy though like lacrosse like right now if you are the top lacrosse player in the world like you know they always complain that like like i said the girl basketball players should make more money it's like if you're the top lacrosse player in the world. You know how they always complain that, like I said, the girl basketball players should make more money.

It's like, if you're the top lacrosse player in the world, you fucking make 35 grand a year. It's like, that is pretty crazy. Yeah, I mean, that's equivalent to being some chick who's the best female indoor volleyball player.

You're just like, I don't know, nobody really cares about this sport. But why? Why does no one care about lacrosse? It is a cool sport. Is it because the ball moves too fast? No.

Do they need to make the ball a different color? No, I just never caught on. People were saying the Toronto Rock is one of the best franchises in Canadian history. Yeah. And no one cares. How many games have you been to? I don't care. That's what I'm saying.

You like lacrosse and you've never gone and supported the financially. I don't go anywhere though. I guess I'd be just as likely to go to the rock as I would the Argos or anything else. I don't know. Yeah. Which is not likely. I'm too busy.

You know, I'm in too busy getting fights at comedy clubs. Yeah. Uh, I don't know. I don't know. I, I,

I've never been into lacrosse. I like seated on TV. Is it, but why is it so, why don't people like it? You think it's not because the ball, it's a big thing in America. Like, you know, it's a, I mean, It's not because the ball moves. It's a big thing in America. Like, you know, it's a college, it's a big thing.

Yeah, it's a big deal. But again, when you say big deal, you're like, I wonder where lacrosse ranks in terms of all collegiate sports. Like, it's probably like, you know, mixed in with some shit you've never heard of. What is that though? Like, it is like an action-packed sport. And they even, they'd have the basketball thing

where they have the music playing during, so it's kind of fun kind of fun you know most sports they kind of stop the music during play a lot of times yeah whereas basketball when they kept the music going it kind of does have a you know make it a little more fun at the games and stuff like that i don't know i've never watched a lacrosse game like a full lacrosse game i've turned it on you see it i like a good lacrosse highlight highlights are good it's high's a high-scoring game? Yeah. I don't know. Something about that dopey-looking goalie.

The goalie looks stupid. He looks like the Michelin man. The ball moves pretty fast, which I think maybe that's... That's fine. The hockey puck moves pretty fast, too. I mean, hockey's a faster game than lacrosse. I don't think that's true. Well, it's on ice.

It's on ice. They're way faster. This is lacrosse. This is hockey. This is lacrosse. This is hockey. This is lacrosse. The only thing I guess is cool with lacrosse is that you can just hit somebody with your stick. People get hurt.

It's fucking rough. There's fights. Honestly, the thing that would make lacrosse better would be if you put it on ice. I'll tell you one thing that doesn't help is they have cages on. People like sports where they can see the people's face a little better.

That's true, but NFL has that. They got over it. It's just hard to be famous unless you're like the top guy. Like guys in the NFL, most of them can be pretty anonymous because they will- Never see their face. Never see their face, yeah. Yeah. Okay, so this is just like a quick thing, but there's this article, and this is pink news, so they're sort of celebrating it, right?

A Mormon gay man and a straight wife keep their marriage going with weekly sex feedback sessions. Oh. Yeah, so basically the husband identifies as gay, but they're Mormons, so he wants to stay with his wife even though he likes guys better, right? Yeah. And they're saying like, you know, how do we make our marriage work? Even though my husband's gay. So obviously you've sort of been in situations. Yeah.

I mean, you pay $480 an hour for a consultant. Yeah. You can relate to this, right? But they said they do weekly sex sessions. She goes in order to keep the marriage going, they attend therapy every Thursdays to discuss their sex life. So it's like not conversion therapy. It's one under conversion therapy where they go, we'll keep you gay. It's just like a recap.

Yeah. They just go. Can you think of anything worse than sitting down with your girlfriend and a therapist once a week? You know, it's like, so last week, is there anything that you didn't like during sex? She goes, I mean, when he was gag gagging i thought that part was not my favorite yeah so he goes okay try to gag so how many times do we have sex this week you go uh three and then you're like was any of them not

doggy style this time he goes not yet i'm still not there yet still can only do dog so can we maybe talk about potentially next thursday flipping you around it's like yeah that's something i could that's something i can potentially something i could potentially try in the future for sure because boy do i love the lord though that's the thing he has a very big problem because he loves the lord but he loves dong he loves dong yeah but he's he's fine i i didn't know this, but they say in the church that it's... Mormon church states that the experience of same-sex attraction is a complex reality for many people. The attraction itself is not a sin, but acting on it is.

So you can be like, I'm gay, but I don't do gay shit. This is kind of like what Ben Shapiro always says when they go, well, what do you do if you're gay? And he goes, just don't bang dudes. Yeah, just don't act on it. He sees it as the same way as like the priests that go a life of you know solitude or whatever yeah you just go some people do stuff they don't like that's yeah exactly he's like well no they just don't do stuff that they do like or that too you know what i mean well i don't know if he loves and i mean i mean people have made that argument how

many people are married and they're like yeah i would like to bang girls but i have this one wife that i don't think yeah it's like what's really the difference at that point it's true being like a straight guy with a wife you don't bang or a gay guy that's a good point but i guess for him he's like he can't even jerk off to gay porn either he can't go to his chippendale shows can he rub one out to i wonder if that's like if he's feverishly rubbing them out to just like his thoughts i feel thoughts he has to sort of he has to like he out to just like his thoughts i feel thoughts he has this sort of yes like he has to find like loopholes you know what i mean like find like a girl that like kind of like trans men are probably like doing it for him right now because but according

to the lord he's like i consider that a woman still right so he's probably like no i'm i don't care if she has a beard as far as i'm concerned that's a woman and she definitely has like a buzz cut yeah that's one of those things that they probably talk about in therapy like you know um I you know I was a little dry so maybe we could use more lube next time he's like yeah and he goes also maybe this time I could not wear the bald cap I didn't didn't love wearing the bald cap and the fake beard and you you you cut out a you cut out a photo of al borland and then put scotch tape on it and then put that on my nose that wasn't my favorite thing so maybe we could

try try something different than that this week i do like to role play but that was um uh do anything else that we might want to try next week it's like yeah again uh i'll tell you my name's deborah so maybe just stop saying doug it's funny pink news because a lot of these things come from pink news and the way these rules the way they write stuff though there we go uh prior to meeting his heterosexual life like they just call her the wife heterosexual yuck nelson explained it's easy for me to wonder about what i'd be missing if i were in a relationship with a man however he says sex with his wife's enjoyable it's all right and then he winked at

the camera they didn't check to see if he had his fingers crossed oh that does seem like a guy that's lying though and you go so how are you enjoying sex with your wife like uh enjoyable definitely enjoying that there's two things i love is the lord and sex with your wife, like, enjoyable. Definitely enjoying that. If there's two things I love, it's the Lord and sex with my wife. Top two favorite things. It's my favorite thing. I've been much enjoying sex with my wife. I love sex with my wife. So much.

I have to have weekly sessions. With a therapist. Just so I can make it one more week. That guy probably falls apart if he doesn't have his therapy session. He's having sex with her dog. He's telling her he has a pillow over his face. To cry all the tears. Yeah.

She's like, you don't need to stop spitting on me. She's like, I'm pretty lewd. Those are tears. Those are tears, pal. I'm not spitting. So this guy's living quite the life he's that's quite quite the life that's what i was like any girl dating any girl that's like a sex therapist or anything like that you just sex coach like all those jobs all basically all that you need to read is annoying you know that that's gonna be a fucking so crappy any any

girl that has like i'm gonna oh yeah just so you know i'm an expert on this pal you know yeah i'll make it i'll make a gay man straight that's how much of an expert i am i used to say that the will show you positions you didn't know existed and you go i promise you the ones i know are the good ones there isn't some weird position out there that i haven't heard of where you go oh i didn't know this one existed it was like you know there's the four or five main ones and then maybe where it's like then there's a couple of the lazy ones yeah and then there's a couple of the ones where you kind of like risk of injury then there's the ones where you're almost like joking like you have like the pile driver and stuff like that. But she's,

her position she's going to do is like, you're hanging from like a bar, you know, you've got your hand on like the wood sill and she's like under you doing a handstand. And she's like, that you didn't know this one existed. And you're like,

this is really difficult to do. And she's like, was I right that you didn't know that one existed? And you're like, I guess I did. Yeah. My quads are on fire right now though. Can we not do this? You find yourself, you're's like, was I right that you didn't know that one existed? And you're like, I guess I did. Yeah, my quads are on fire right now, though. Can we not do this?

You find yourself, you're just like, yeah, you just go back to this girl. And you're like, it's your first night. And you're like, okay, maybe I have sex. Next thing you know, you're doing the splits from the refrigerator to the. You're fucking Jean-Claude Van Damme. You're doing the Jean-Claude Van Damme splits and she's pushing you down. It really hurts. She's doing a, she's pushing you down. It really hurts. She's doing a, she's underneath you on like a fucking, she's got a lazy Susan spinning

around on her head. She's on her head spinning around on a lazy Susan. You're in between cabinets or whatever the fuck, like countertops doing a plank. She's spinning around you while you keep a perfect plank on top of it facing down she's just spinning like a break dancer she's on no you're doing you're doing the perfect blank and then she's hanging planking over top of you and she's grabbed your dick and bent it the other way he's like yeah okay definitely didn't know i don't remember this one in the Kama Sutra. Yeah. All right, coach. Hey, coach.

I'm feeling a little injured here. If you want to put me on the riders for the next couple games. I think I need to be on the waivers. You definitely don't. You ever bang and we're like halfway through, you realize that you're actually getting an ab workout, and then you focus on that? On an ab workout?

Like have you ever been during sex and like realize that this is multipurpose, I'm getting a workout. Yeah. Like you're like, oh, my abs are starting to hurt because of this condition. And then like actually focused on that where you're like, hey, let me get 10 seconds of this. And then like we pause for a second. Then you turned it into a workout. No, I'm just focused on the drilling. I'm just pounding away. Your head's clear.

I'm just like, ah. You're clear as... Danny's like, well, I left my body at that point. She has too. We both left our bodies. When you're banging, you are floating around the room, looking at yourself, flexing your muscles in the mirror. Me floating is... The floating version of me is the floating version the floating version is also flexing

you're floating around flexing your muscles looking at your your bottom self good get the workout yeah you did I've definitely had that a few times where you realize you're getting the ab workout sometimes yeah you're like oh this is a good workout yeah yeah and then you were like I was maybe gonna run later so you're like I can you this is a good workout, yeah. Yeah, and then you were like, I was maybe going to run later. So you're like, you know what? If I just stretch this out a little bit, two birds. Yeah, if you break a sweat. Two birds. Also get your friend in here.

I'd like two birds. I would like another bird. Excuse me? I would like one more bird. That's you. That's Danny getting romantic. Tell me what you want. She's like, tell me what you want she's like tell me what you want you're like a second bird i would like another bird please if it's all the same to you i'd like a second bird that's that's you in the sex sessions to the second therapy session she's like

you know i sometimes feel like he just starts too quickly and you know it's not romantic and you're like okay that's yours and and uh daniel do you have any other things that you'd like to bring up in the sex session and like a second bird i'm okay with her demands i just like a second bird i don't accept the demands and my my demand is like a second bird yes please uh and two birds one dome is what I call this pronoun. Also won't be wearing a dome. No domes. Two birds, no domes. Two birds, no dome.

Look at this guy killing two birds, no dome. Speaking of actually the same topic, to be honest, as I actually did want to talk about this was prince harry so because my take on prince harry's a little bit nice so i told i've told people last week uh or a couple weeks ago i was saying that i got a whole earful on the opposite take where it was basically like you know the the royal family kind of started it with him right however prince harry my take has always been a little bit that he's like a somewhat of a sheltered guy he's involved in one of these

hollywood chicks he does not handle her a little bit right and i think that i mean he is like i i don't know the extent i haven't really been following it too much but it sounds like he's just kind of a little butthurt that he's the younger brother there's a little bit of that maybe yeah you don't ever get he was getting beat up you don't get yeah he's getting noogies and you don't get to be the prince yeah my brother could beat me up so we don't have that yeah could your brother beat you up maybe now i used to have well he's a health nut yeah he's pretty big now but i don't know probably not still but uh so harry basically to basically, so Prince Harry has this confessional book, right?

And it's so funny because it like sort of after like a year straight of everyone being like Meghan and Harry or they're fighting the fight. Because all they were talking about was saying that like the royal family is racist, right? Yeah. And everyone was like, more please. More slop, right? Yeah. And everyone was like, more please. Oh, he's so. More slop please. Yeah, yeah. So basically he was like,

they were kind of like saying, you know, obviously the royal family has got some problems, like, and then they go, what problems? They go, they're racist. And then the bloggers

just all get on their knees and they're at their trough. Oh, how racist. Tell me how racist they are. Oh, that's so fucking racist. Oh, that's so fucking racist oh that's so fucking racist oh my god right so basically it's kind but it really kind of reminds me of this stuff people talk about well we've had this conversation a lot where it'd be like girls say that they want like you know an

emotional guy they want you to be vulnerable but it, you know, I promise you when you do all that stuff, your wife gets your life gets immeasurably worse. Right. For sure. But so Harry, basically he's been being vulnerable, but really he's just been saying that other people are racist. Right. Well, and then he's also like, I have a shitty family.

And you're like, yeah, a lot of people do, man. I guess you were so sheltered because you were the prince you didn't realize that like it's pretty common some of the stuff he says yeah he goes oh my dad was mean to me you go oh it's tough dude real tough man really yeah but when the internet the internet sort of like turned on him the minute he started talking so he released this thing and it's like i i if i if you're his like publicist he's probably like dude we had it dialed in we pulled off the impossible he left the royal family went to america you know became now you're like these big icons you got netflix deals all you had to do was keep saying they're racist they killed my mom they're racist right and then now he starts being like you want to hear a little bit about harry and

everyone's like so the stuff that he said was first of all he starts talking about how he's being in the army and stuff like that like this just proves they'll look he has all of the things that like all the people that love him wouldn't like but as long as he keeps saying the royal family is racist yeah he's like you gotta the golden he's the golden pass right i mean i guess to some people i imagine in like england my guess is he probably must be like because here we don't really have an affinity obviously but like i wonder there if they're really like fuck this guy some people are yeah i think it's a i think it's pretty split the same way it is here to some degree but yeah i think there is a lot of that right yeah we're here i

don't know if there's a lot of fuck this guy. People are just like, ooh, just like drama. Maybe, yeah. I think you probably are accurate that less people here have a like, fuck this guy. Yeah, I don't think people, I was just like, he just, for me, is like another guy on TMZ right now, to be honest. He is another guy,

but they've always been that to me, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm saying not in England. I mean, it was the, you know, we were there when the Princess Diana thing happened and maybe it was a bigger deal in canada but like it was the biggest deal in the world yeah you know it was enormous enormous deal yeah um but and that was one of those ones with the conspiracy theories about it i don't know i'm not i'll listen to any theory you know what i mean i'll never dismiss however to me all of the theories about why

princess diana died was very like it was it like the the theory is kind of like that the royal family paid people to kill her right like the tmz guys essentially like all the paparazzi drove her off the road right but but they were like because she was in the car with what was supposed to be her lover or whatever and i was just like, but like, you don't really need a conspiracy theory for what to have happened, happened. You know what I mean? Of course.

Cause you're like, you go, okay, so all these guys. Also like to guarantee a death in a car accident. It's hard to, there's like, there's a lot of car accidents where there's nothing,

you know, people walk away unscathed. Yeah. Cause you could say all this stuff. You go, the Royal family was like against her. They were trying to do this, but then they go for them to hire the people that you, you wouldn't have to, there's already a hundred of them stuff. You go, the royal family was like against her. They were trying to do this. But then they go, for them to hire the people,

you wouldn't have to. There's already a hundred of them. And you go, well, we paid one of them to run them off the road. And you go, well, why would that guy just go to jail for life instead of like just saying, yeah, they hired, I don't know. It just seems like too sloppy to me.

So that's why. I don't know about that. I think the guy just was trying to be a fucking, I think the dude who was driving her was trying to be like the classic dude. He's like, don't worry, I got this. this watch this shit and then he's like sure yeah i felt like just what happened didn't necessarily need a conspiracy to already be true true yeah so that's kind of just how i felt about it but um the things he said he started talking about uh so i feel like

his agent would be like stick to racism he goes you know i just wanted to be honest about my time in the army he killed uh 25 afghanis and he goes you know in the heat of combat he viewed his target as chess pieces rather than people you could just see like all his publicity people being like we have put so much effort please tell us you killed the white afghanis like he's just saying all this stuff he's like i think he's been sheltered like i feel like he probably doesn't even like he doesn't even know like the fight he was in or whatever it's like almost i mean i also think there's a good chance that like whoever was like you know i don't know with him in the army they're like yeah he didn't have

live rounds like crazy like i'd be beside him i'd be fucking sniping dudes i'd be like harry you got another one pal look at you real sharpshooter you were made for this he wasn't even in afghanistan they took a plane to like they like recreated like in egypt like a whole fucking like just hollywood like wag the dog and bring everybody in and just like sound stages like all extras and harry's like i got another one chim chim tree oh gary good for you pal white guy with brown face paint out yeah got me good got me good wrong accent you know yeah totally oh it hurts. This will prevent me from overthrowing your government.

Oh, you are the best, Harry. I did not expect such an accurate opponent. Good stuff. Yeah, I just heard one of those guys say these squibs hurt. I don't. Yeah. What does that mean and then there he goes yeah he's walking through and they go

that's crazy that they have like a Britain fried ship they have a Britain chip place in Afghanistan they go get him in the car

get him in the car made of his own Truman show yeah they are living a bit of a Truman show yeah sure so he basically said they have the resources to pull that off and he said all this vulnerable stuff he goes my virginity he was talking about he goes among the most so this is all from his like diary that he's you know and on a book tour he just did Colbert and Colbert was like man it must have been so hard for you to be in a fight with your brother like that yeah Colbert is like almost ball washing him andbert was like, man, it must have been so hard for you to be in a fight with your brother like that. It must have been so hard, yeah. And Colbert was like almost ball washing him.

And he was like, he goes, when you and your brother were in a fight, like, man, oh, I can't imagine. Like, have you ever thought about reconciling? Like, you know, is there anything that could have changed so you and your brother could do something? I saw a clip where Colbert was digging into how hard it must be to be in a fight with his brother like that, you know? Yeah. He goes, among the most explosive claims was how he lost his virginity. Colbert was digging into how hard it must be to be in a fight with his brother like that, you know? Yeah. He goes, among the most explosive claims was how he lost his virginity. Did you see that one?

That was the original one that piqued my interest. Older chick. She goes, she knocked me onto the floor during an argument with Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex. Oh, wait, this is when he got in a fight with his brother. Okay, never mind. No, I have it here. It says, Prince Harry is sharing it all.

Yeah, but read the thing like you're a romance novel guy. So in his new memoir, Spare, the Duke of Sussex doesn't hold back from sharing the most intimate details of his life, including how he lost his virginity,

revealing the inglorious episode occurred with an older woman when he was around age 17. Nice. Nice. That's me editorializing. She liked horses quite a lot and treated me not unlike a young stallion.

Oh, he describes himself as a stallion. Really? She treated you not unlike a young stallion? No, she treated you like the fucking, your dad was the king of England. You fucking idiot. What do you mean a young yeah you don't think she she thought you were just like some 17 year old young and not prince harry like she knew

you were prince harry dude the sleuths have been trying to find out who this is also and then there's a lot of girls where they keep finding her in the news they'll be like this is the like the timeline opens up like look this old bag would have been about 40 then and then this 60 year old girl's like no i didn't bang harry and call him a stallion well he didn't even say how much like he says an older woman but an older woman to a 17 year old could be third 24 yeah or like whatever she smacked oh that's what she smacked his rump because she liked yeah she sent me off to graze no she said quick ride. Harry writes for a copy of the book. Quick ride, after which she'd smacked my rump

and sent me off to graze. Among the many things about it that were wrong, it happened in a grassy field behind a busy pub. Yo, that is so funny. If you go behind a pub and the prince is just getting head, like at the back of the pub, you're like, you know, someone gets kicked out, you're a bouncer trying to throw, and the prince is just like, what's up?

And no, it's not even that. It's the prince like bent over with a girl slapping him. Be like, nay for me. Then send him off to pasture back in the pub. So he's saying this stuff and everyone just kind of like, yeah, you know what I mean? No, I see that. I was like, cool. I don't know.

Is this book sort of humble bragging? Yeah. I was like, cool. I don't know. Is this book? Sort of humble bragging. Yeah. Is it a humble brag? I don't know. Like, dude, you were the fucking prince of England. I think he just tried. I would be like, yeah, you should have lost your virginity to 20 supermodels at once. Sure.

What are you talking about? He should have had a couple of birds. A couple of birds. And that the virginity thing. And then he talked about his Hitler costume. He basically reminded everyone of these all these racist scandals that he was in. That's okay. I guess what was his Hitler costume?

When girls say they want guys to be vulnerable what they really mean is especially in the terms of social media it's like they want you to be like say all the right things but say you're depressed. That's like the only thing when a girl is saying guys should be more vulnerable really what they mean is guys should admit they're depressed. But's like the only thing, when a girl is saying like, guys should be more vulnerable, really what they mean is guys should like,

admit they're depressed. Yeah. But when any guy is like, you know, sometimes I feel like racist impulses, they're like, get him. Get him.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Not that one. Not like the, who was it? Was it Liam Neeson who got for that one? Where he goes, I almost murdered a man.

For being black. For being black. And then, you're done. I don't know. You didn't have to say that. That's another one where the people, the people that are with him

doing the his handler's doing his press tour no no stop it he must have got madly pushed around

because he killed my friend what's his accent though it's like I think he's Irish I can't do that that's your people he goes

because I killed my friend he goes so I was almost I killed a man for being black because he you know He raped a friend of mine and that's just an aside had nothing to do with it I just saw him and rage went through my body because of the rape. No, I'd forgotten all about the rape Actually lost contact with the gorilla She actually committed a double murder so she wasn't blameless. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She was, if anything, she deserved it. And so anyways, I ran back into this guy and something about his face. Anyway, so tell us about working with Jack Black. And he goes, Jack Black's a great actor. Love the person, don't love the name, as you'd imagine. Oh, all right.

They said you can work with Jack Black and i said or jack white and i said white well you don't have to ask me twice imagine my uh when they said we actually could only get black i was furious i went on a hate crime spree the night before only to imagine ironically showing up and find out that he was a white man and they go okay they go and he's like yeah he's just finishing off he's like all right great interview boy he's like you guys want to you guys want to get a beer and everyone's just like horrified well your career is done i uh i i killed a man one time for uh it was at a convenience store and i i had uh i used to come in and yell at him to speak English and one day I was getting sick

that he didn't get the memo. Oh. Is this a movie you were in? He goes, no. His real life. His real life, pal. Sometimes life doesn't work out the way you want it to

for those, for them. For me it does. It's going pretty good for me. It's them for that for me it does going pretty good for me it's going fairly good for me i'm 75 still playing an action star in every movie i'm not i liam neeson's the oldest guy that sometimes doesn't even play like he'll play roles like a lot of times they do play the guy that's like too old and he's like you know getting back into it but oftentimes liam neeson just plays an action star and they don't like he doesn't have like a he's like, you know, getting back into it. But oftentimes Liam Neeson just plays an action star and they don't, like he doesn't have like a,

he's getting too old for this. Like he won last job. It's just like, he's just one of the guys and he's 78 years old. He's literally, I just looked it up. He's literally 70 years old. Yeah. I respect dude.

Liam Neeson's the goat. He's the goat. I'm telling you one thing about Liam Neeson that just to end this tangent that that I like, is generally guys like him that start getting into sort of Nick Cage-y territory where you just make the same movie over and over and over again. Generally, the budgets on those movies start going down. I honestly feel like after Taken, he made like three or four of those same movies. Then he started kind of taking everything and he made like three or four of this one. And then something clicked and the budgets came back to him like

maybe he got like a 10 movie deal but now he's like he's making high budget takings again and like seven a year i guess maybe the they're doing well i don't know he's doing a lot i think he does a lot of tv actually he's doing everything i think he just might connect on the office man i think people he works people buy his tickets bro he doesn't stop i feel i bet you he never learns his lines too like he's got some deal where they just have to put the lines on a big like saturday night live cue card or uh what was it uh the godfather i think it was the godfather with marlon brando they like literally for marlon brando's because he was so like just out of it that they would like tape the script the lines the other actor so it's like james conn had the lines

taped to his stomach and there'd be like an over the shoulder for james conn so you couldn't see and then marlon brando would just be reading off of his chest dude one time when i had to do an audition like a self-tape audition uh maybe like eight or ten years ago you're supposed to get someone to read it for you but i i was like i hated this shit right so i was like i didn't and what i did was i wrote the lines i i said the lines myself and just recorded them that's smart yeah and then so i had myself being like and what did you show up and i was like i just got here and i didn't change your voice i might have changed it a little bit and then literally i sent it my agent is calling back. He's like, yeah, no, you can't. Why not?

I thought I cracked the code. I don't see why you're not allowed to do that. I thought I cracked the code of not having to do my lines with someone else. I don't, that seems like a... Because I hated getting someone else because I was always like embarrassed. Yeah, it's just like go bother someone and be like, hey, can you help me like film a self-tape? It's embarrassing. go bother someone and be like hey can you help me like film a self-tape embarrassing in finance asked me to do it when we were at the comedy club at like uh uh i think we were in chicago uh philadelphia zanies and he had like a big audition but we had this show together and he's like in the

stairwell basically being like you know playing a mafia guy being like and another thing and then you know the staff would come by with the fucking body, you know, like, sorry, sorry. I'm there. And it's just like, yeah, I just suck so bad to do any of that shit. So the 25 Afghanis, he's got the Hitler costume. He called the guy a packie. Dude, he goes, he also addressed the scandal from 2009 when a video emerged of him doing a racial slur. Harry recalls that he shot some video of him and his fellow cadets as they killed time in the airport. I panned the group, gave a running commentary of each lad,

and when I came to my fellow cadet, a good friend named Ahmed Raza Khan, a very good friend, he makes note of that, I said, ah, my little packy friend, and Harry writes before adding that I didn't even know the word was a slur. I feel like it wasn't for a while. Some words have become recent slurs. I feel like that one had some sauce on it already. Yeah.

I don't know. Maybe it's different in England. I mean, you could call someone a cunt. That's funny. Yeah, but I think more importantly, you didn't need to bring that up. No. Well, what's the end game here for the book? I think to kill all the momentum, I think to sell books, obviously.

But he needs the book money? He does. I think they need money. I think they got probably 85 people bleeding them dry right now. I wonder. Yeah, maybe they're like, maybe that's I'm telling you. They probably have like 85 people doing publicity and every single one of them was trying to stop Or is it that he's cut off from the family? Well, he is, but he's the CEO

of Netflix right now, if you don't know that. But like, does he not have, yeah, yeah, but like does he not? Him and Obama are co-CEOs of Netflix. Does he have some sort of trust that it was like just his regardless i don't know that's a good question but i think he maybe spent it all sort of got caught off on some stuff yeah he's been spending it all on fucking coke and head at the back i would just be like look royal family i'm just gonna give out all your crazy secrets you must know tons i'll tell you i'm dead though probably yeah but they're okay i think you have ndas on all that sort of stuff

I wonder if Can your family make you sign an NDA I'm getting into the NDA game I think that's the game you want to be in Yeah Well anyways That would be a good podcast You have a guest and you make them sign an NDA

At the beginning of the podcast I have a shirt that says NDA And it says no dick in the asshole Wouldn't that be the most confusing You get on a podcast and they go like You have to sign says NDA and it says no dick in the asshole. Wouldn't that be the most confusing? You get on a podcast and they go like, you have to sign an NDA right now. And then you're like, the beginning of a podcast? Anything that you heard on this podcast.

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