The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Salon Writes the Most Unhinged Article Ever about the NY Punchings, & Escort Says Men Don't Want her Because she's 'Successful'

Episode Date: April 12, 2024

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Now, there's a lot of people out there who will say that men and women can't be friends because the man will always try to make a move on her. And as a man that's almost exclusively friends with women, I want to say that this rhetoric is dangerous. Very much. And just recently, a platonic female friend of mine's boyfriend, Dave, was making a similar claim. Just because I pick her up and drive her to work when he's not able to and listen and support her when she's having relationship issues. Platonic friendship?

Look, and even if I did attempt to smash, once she set those boundaries, I just left the edible arrangements on the floor and went back to platonically listening to her complaints about Dave. Keeping it above board. When I got fired from my job, I didn't want to lose the incredible banter I had with one of my coworkers, Marjorie. So I asked her to a platonic lunch,

walked her home, tried to kiss her. Okay, so in that situation, I did actually try to make a move. But I'm sure there are hundreds of examples to the contrary. I also have a lady that I'm becoming quite close with at the dog park. Husband travels a lot, needs a friend, come to think of it, did send her a picture of me showering though and

have not seen her at the park since. And I will state, sending a naked picture does not necessarily mean that you are making a move. Well, tell that to her insecure husband because in this man's mind, everything is a move, and he's even sent me threatening messages to the point where I've had to get a new number just to text her. Classic sign of an insecure man.

And because of his insecurity, I've even had to find his travel schedule just so I could pop into the house unannounced and ask her why she's been avoiding me. At least one of you is putting in the effort to keep the friendship alive. But the damage had already been done, because the man had the woman so scared

she didn't even open the door. She just yelled how did you find out where I live through the cracks and I just had to leave my edible arrangement on the porch. Another friendship down the drain. And those edible arrangements are not cheap. Oh my sister-in-law that's another good friend of mine. I did make a move on her but we're still

quite close. Quite close. The Boys Cast The Boys Cast Yeah We are here I've overcome adversity to be here Oh man, the sickest man in comedy The sickest man in Fuck, I may be having the sickest

James Brown was the hardest working man in show business You were the sickest man in comedy I think I might be, dude Dude, I was in Winni I think I might be, dude. Dude, I was in Winnipeg. I got real, real sick, too. And I was on the way home in the airport. It was like, you have to take a 14-hour flight.

I was slithering through the airports, and there's a couple people come up to me, too, and they went, people would be like, oh, are you Ryan Long? I go, hi. Don't look at me. Don't touch me. I'm contagious. Don't fucking look at me.'t touch me I'm contagious Don't fucking look at me You know what's funny

That is ridiculous that it takes so long to go to Winnipeg It's like an hour and a half to go to Toronto You can't get direct flights out there my friend Buddy I'll tell you one other thing So on the way there actually This is pre-sickness I went to get a shoe shine

And I never get the shoe shine. You don't wear the type of shoes that can be shined. I was thinking that my shoes were a little dirty earlier, and I was thinking to myself that I should probably do it. And then I got like, brother man, brother man, brother man. But it wasn't a black eye. There's no way I would get a shine with a black eye. Yeah, you can't get that photo on Twitter.

Not a chance, my friend. You heard it here first. Ryan long refuses to patronize black businesses this is one and i'll tell you another one is a rickshaw you fucking over my dead body you ever catch me hitting a black rickshaw now i will do no rickshaws so i go not try nice try pal you know what I mean? But I ended up doing the shine. The guy got me, right? And then as soon as I sat down, I was kind of like, fuck, I'm going to be sitting. I mean, you're sitting in the middle. It's a big spectacle, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I never want to do it. Well, because everybody's walking by, and everybody always thinks to themselves, I wonder what kind of guy gets his- What kind of freak? What kind of loser gets his shoes shined, right? Because the seat's always empty, right? You never actually see somebody in the shoe. What kind of fucking freak? shoes shined? Right? Because the seat's always empty, right? Like, you never actually see somebody in a fucking freak.

You're, like, on display. What kind of freak? I know. You're up on an elevated chair, too. Well, it was worse than that because people came and recognized me. And the guy comes over and he goes, you're Ryan Long, isn't that? Can I take a picture? So then I'm only, like, two minutes into the shoe shine.

So now shoeine guy's like oh we got a big celebrity you want the endorsement do you want the endorsement shoeshine guy starts instagramming himself shoeshining me and then he shoeshine guy's demanding like all sorts of stuff he's like i'm gonna tag you in this what's your thing blah blah and he goes, Oh, comedy. How do you like that? And then when I got it, he goes,

you're going to repost that? And so then he will try to make me repost it. And then I basically repost it as soon as I walk away unreposted it. I immediately unrepost it. This is in the airport? I'm not posting

shoe shine recommendations on my Instagram. In the airport though? Yeah. The guy had me my nuts and advice though. The guy couldn't believe it. Not even couldn't believe

he was like shining the shoes of a a celebrity you couldn't believe he was shining anybody's shoes guy had my fucking nuts and advice jesus christ no i was doing i honestly when i was what's the pop on a shoe shine it's uh i think it was 12 bucks but after all the hustle and bustle i had to give him a 20 i I could know, you know what I mean I gave her $20 even Were those shoes? Yeah, those are the pumps Yeah, I think you got ripped off

Well, definitely I got ripped off But I was just thinking to myself I would have washed them that day And then I was like The guy kind of did what it would have Yeah, it saved me What would have taken me I didn't want to be in the airport with my shoes off in the sink.

Yeah, of course. Once you've got to that point. You know, he caught me literally as I was thinking I should have caught my shoes. It was just right time, right place. I'll never do it again. Yeah. You know what else is funny? Should I ever tell you?

So back in the day, probably like 15 years ago, you might have seen, this is like me, Waldo, Jarek. One of the main things we'd always say to girls is they'd be like, where are you from? And we'd go, oh, you know Calgary?

Yeah, three days from then, Nunavut. Do you remember that? I don't remember you guys saying that, no. So that used to be a big one. And the whole thing was, for some reason,

you just always tell girls that we're from Nunavut, but instead of saying Nunavut, we'd go, you know, where are you from? You go, you know Calgary? Three days instead of saying Nunavut we go you know where you're from you go you know Calgary three days from then Nunavut

and then when they'd be like I don't believe you they'd go I'll go ask my friends and they'd go ask the friends they'd go where's he from they'd go do you know Calgary

three days from then like everyone everyone always just says where you're from in relation to Calgary for no reason okay so this was going on

for a while where we always just told everyone we're from Nunavut and then I was sitting at a restaurant and I was this guy was I was by myself and this guy was on for a while Where we always just told everyone we're from Nunavut And then I was sitting at a restaurant And I was, this guy was, I was by myself And this guy was talking to a girl And he just goes, he's like, oh yeah

I'm actually from Nunavut And I was like, I almost burst out laughing I just wanted him to go over to me and be like, you know I invented that You're from Nunavut He goes, I'm actually from Nunavut I go, yeah, yeah, me too, pal We all are That's why we all have no previous history.

I really want to go up to her and be like, hey, pro tip, tell her the relation to Calgary. Yeah, sure, sure. Just so she can kind of anchor herself somewhere. That was one of those pickup lines, too, where it was like people would, girls would be like, and that works? You go, not really. No. I probably didn't.

Sometimes it's just the fun of doing it. Yeah, you'd just do it 5,000 times And then basically It was like a girl Wouldn't believe you That you're from You go Yeah Calgary

Three days from then Nunavut And she goes Why do you keep saying that And I go Ask anyone where I'm from And they go Where's he from

And they go Do you know Two different guys Just like stupid right But I was loving Watching a guy in the wild Using my pickup line That I perfected

Back in the day Yeah Nunavut's in Canada By way, for people who don't. A Callowheat. It's the Alaska of the North. Yeah. What did it used to be? Northwest Territories?

Mm-hmm. And they gave it a bit of a rebrand. They did give it a rebrand. Yeah. I don't know why. There's a bunch of big stuff this weekend, but the- Should we say rest in peace, OJ? I think, I don't know how, I actually meant to say that first.

We got off track there. Yeah, OJ died. I just know that OJ right now is making football picks in heaven. He's looking down at the heaven scrimmage. He's looking down at Nicole and Ron Goldman who are both in hell.

And he's up in heaven being like, funny how that worked out, huh? He's keeping the schnick up in heaven. OJ's up in heaven being like, funny how that worked out, huh? He's keeping the schtick up in heaven. OJ's up in heaven being like, still looking for the real killer. This guy's obviously not here. He's obviously not. Yeah, they wouldn't go to heaven.

That's so funny. He goes to heaven. He goes, you basically sent me to hell because the only thing I want to do is look for the killer. He goes, I've still been looking and now I obviously can't look. There's no way for me to find him. So I'm having an eternity of not finding the killer. I guess I'll just golf. I guess it's done. Anyways, yeah, yeah.

Do you guys got a course on these clouds here? Oh, yeah, they do. No women allowed, too. That's why they call it heaven. There we go. Now, what would be heaven for you Just a sausage party I mean at the golf courses But no

When I was in Winnipeg I was like Literally on stage Dying Which was I just decided I was like You know what

Fuck it I'm gonna try to make it through I was like heaven You kind of let everybody in on it I told everyone A lot of people sent me messages Being like We appreciate you doing it.

And it was still a pretty good show. And Paul was there and stuff like that. But basically one of those things where legitimately, like I've finished the last thing, go in the room and just like fucking lie down. I'm having hot flashes. Just like. You had a fever.

I was dying. Sixth man comedy. Not a bit, everybody. This is not committing to the bit. I'm getting better, though. Atlanta this weekend. Your show should be like the opposite where it's a discount sitting in the front row.

Like you actually pay like 50% off front row tickets because you're likely that's sick we need you like some home with some crazy home remedies or something I've been telling you I've been doing the home remedies no I just got sick there's nothing you know that it was a part of it honestly I'm not even trying to pinpoint it it just I thought I would be fine too And I went to the hot tub I was doing all the sort of things I don't know

I was starting to feel like cold flashes Oh that's a fever for sure I was getting freezing my friend Yeah Sounds like you had the flu Winnipeg was your MJ flu game What's that man? Michael Jordan had the flu and

he played in the i think the nba finals or the eastern conference finals like oh he like he was like literally on the and everybody thought he had like uh he there was after the fact he said he maybe had food poisoning but he's just like he had the flu and like he'd be literally like he had like a 102 fever playing in an nba game that was me being like these bitches be shopping i go now all the fellas put your hands in the air yeah it'd be funny if you like if you work that into your set and then you had like a a handkerchief where you just like at one point you're like there's like blood in the handkerchief you go oh i was coughing into the thing like this yeah and there was blood by the way oh also you have tb if you get tested for tuberculosis i don't really do i don't really do

a crowd work stuff that's it but like there's so many comedians now that do the crowd work hours i was just loving the idea of like trudging through it to be like, no, I won't make this set. He goes, how are you, Ox on stage? What's your job? That's crazy. What's that even? The show must go on. How long you two been together?

He hesitated. He hesitated. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. You work in tech? What does that even mean? Drug dealer. Definitely a drug dealer.

Oh, fuck. She's just finding out he's a drug dealer. Dave's with you who's the guy who says your dad I'm like on the floor I'm crawling around on the floor

I'm like I'm crawling around on the floor I'm crawling around on the floor I'm crawling around on the floor I'm crawling around

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on the floor on the floor on the floor on the floor on the floor on the floor on the floor on the floor on the floor on the floor on the floor on the floor on the floor on the floor on the floor on the floor. Yeah, I did that. No, I'm like, that's not over until I've asked

every single person. They're like, sir, you're good. He goes, no, I'm not done. You, in the back corner. Table 46.

You have like the actual seating chart that the servers have. I have one more thing to cross off. Got him. There's still one thing of fresh meat.

So there's a couple corrections from the last episode. Not corrections, actually. Just follow-ups. Follow-ups, updates. Yeah, yeah. So the Mona Lisa story,

the Mona, sorry. Yeah, yeah. So the Mona Lisa story that they wouldn't the Mona, sorry. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Australia, the women's only thing? The women's only thing where they try to do the exhibit and part of the exhibit was kicking guys out that paid for it and they go, that's the exhibit. That was your experience, right? They got ordered that they have to

let the men in. Boys, boys, boys, boys! Win for the fellas. Win for the fellas, then I guess. I guess that's a win for the fellas that we get to let the men in. Boys, boys, boys, boys! Win for the fellas. Win for the fellas, then I guess, I guess that's a win for the fellas that we get to go to the women's art exhibit. Well, they had Picassos there and stuff. It was just,

they just cordoned off a section of the actual... That's true. ...exhibit, so... It's a win for all the fine people of, I believe, Tasmania. Japan, we were talking, we were talking about the Japanese perv thing,

and a lot of people have messaged and tweeted at us and stuff and said that like it's such a crazy problem in Japan I told you remember when I said with the stereotypes and I go I'm thinking of an Asian person if you're saying the upskirts and stuff yeah so apparently it is the stereotype and he

said they made a like law nationally where phones can't turn their I think i do remember people telling me this like years ago but phones in japan when you take a photo you can't turn off the camera sound that goes oh really yeah it's illegal so if even if you turn your volume off if you take a photo it goes so every shopping mall in Japan is just like... Well, I think they probably have to figure out other things. They probably have a guy playing heavy metal music on his shoulder.

You know what I mean? They're probably doing all sorts of things to try to drown it out. Everyone stand for Japan's national anthem. All right, well. Ladies, wear pants in Japan. Speaking of pants. Pants. Nice segue. Speaking of pants, Speaking of pants,

just as one quick thing, scientists say that jeans is bad for the environment, and a study reveals that wearing a pair just once is the equivalent of driving a car 6.4 miles. So what they're saying is, a lot of this fast fashion business, women will buy these jeans

and wear them a couple times. Where is people like me and you who wear the same pair of pants i just i just i got my gamers and i wear them every day you know yes you have so i wear them out and then i buy new you hear to hear first the women are single handedly wrecking the environment destroying the environment with their penchant for fast fashion personally i don't even think women should be wearing pants. You should be wearing a dress and an outfit for your... More of a burka, man. For your covenant.

Sure. Whatever the head of your covenant decides on you. Are they saying it's six miles every time you wear, like, because you have to, like, wash them and stuff? No, no, they're saying the equivalent of, like, the damage that a 6.4 mile drive would do gas-wise and stuff like that you

know what i mean gotcha gotcha yeah but yeah they're saying um if you wear them more times than not as bad but they're saying the damage of uh just the shipping and all that i think see here's the thing my girl is even worse because she orders tons of shit online but she returns tons of shit so for her to order a pair of pants is actually double that. That's true. Because it's getting sent back. Yeah, so for her, we're talking 12, 13 miles. Seems low even still, but yeah. But that is 100% a girl thing

because there's no dudes. No, there's not. I mean, there's maybe a few dudes. Ryan's juicing for those who are listening at home. There we go. What'd you take? You could have been fine without me for a couple of seconds there.

You didn't know what to do, man. No, I'm narrating. I'm letting people know what's going on. Ryan's currently drinking. Juicing, I said. I took a couple cold pills. I've realized I forgot to take them. But yeah, anyways. Okay Okay so this was the majority

Of what we wanted to talk about this episode Was We've been sort of mentioning all the punching in New York And everything right This article that came out Is this crazier than the incel discord Potentially Because remember there was that

Theory Well I think she thinks that some of that Is part of this yeah discord potentially because remember there was there was that uh theory which i don't think is well i think she thinks that some of that is part of this yeah because she goes men punching women men punching random women in nyc a desperate last gasp of male rage fueling maga this is this woman is fucking deranged by the way I felt like it was up your alley So it's It's 100% Jesse Smollett This is mega country

Crazy It's like they've already Apprehended a bunch of the dudes Who've done it For starters Yeah I don't think They were big Trump supporters Vocally

I don't think that's why They were doing it There was the one guy That ran for mayor That was the crazy Trump guy That's true I don't think he was A Trump guy though

I think he just ran for mayor He was Marcus Garvey's Grandson Buddy you gotta see I'm surprised you ran for mayor. He was Marcus Garvey's grandson. Buddy, you gotta see. I'm surprised you didn't look at the last articles that she's did. That's more up your alley. Oh, other ones? No, I haven't seen what else. Okay, this is. So the girl that says the punchings

are MAGA. The punchings in New York are because of Trump. Yeah. She also says, these are the last articles she's done. Trump busts the myth behind the mega rich. So she's saying Trump's poor, I guess. Evangelicals won't be bothered by Trump's abortion gambit because they know he's lying. So that's another one.

Men are punching random women in NYC. A desperate last gasp of male rage feeling mega. Screw up female brains. Mega leaders are conditioning fellow Republicans to back birth control bans. She has not written one article yet that's not about Trump. True full

TDS. Evicted, arrested, and being sued by the boss. When will mega learn loyalty to Trump and Zinzoro? Donald Trump acts terrified to face a jury. He should be scared. That's a good sorrow. Donald Trump acts terrified to face a jury. He should be scared. That's a good one. Donald Trump acts terrified to face a jury. He should be scared.

Does this chick work for the DNC or something? This is Salon. Fake right-wing panic about Trans-Easter is part of Trump's push for Christian nationalism. Basically, she only tweets about or writes about Trump or...ura trump's big lie hiring republicans stick with loser strategy that failed them in 2020 and 22 trump bibles make

a mockery of christianity they're like all and that's that's exactly why mega will eat them up i think her i think she's like the trump correspondent. Oh, here's a good one. Trump love... Are you looking at it now? Well, here's the... I'm looking at it. Her thing, Amanda Marcotte, is a senior politics writer at Salon and the author of Troll Nation,

How the Right Became Trump-Worshipping Monsters Set on Rat-Fucking Liberals America and Truth Itself. That is the title of her book. It's called The Fucking Nutcase, dude. Dude, you have to be so deranged to think that... Nutty. Trump loves to play the victim. That's her newest article.

Trump newly released transcripts reveal a mega betrayal. Donald Trump never cared about Ashley Babbitt. Trump's criminal cases are his campaign. Anyways, she only writes about Trump. She made a career out of TDS. Okay. Okay, so... I'm looking her up on Twitter.

Her latest blog post is something about how the eclipse is like a right wing thing i don't know how she ever gets this approved though like you have to be i i imagine salon's readership is probably somewhere in the this is down 95 this is like fan fiction yeah where you like you know you like rewrite history with you know you're like rewrite history with, you know, you're like, you rewrite history and you're like, Hitler's the villain and also in, you know, Roman times. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, what if Trump was the reason for the punchings as well? He goes, men are punching random women in the streets of New York as usual with these kinds of diffuse and chaotic stories as much of that is unknown including how this is happening how people are involved whether it's all coordinated so when you say we don't know if it's all coordinated there's zero evidence that it's coordinated yeah there's none so you could like that's just like the equivalent of being like you know there's a lot of punchings. We don't really know

who's doing it. We don't know if Joe Biden's punching people personally. You're like, well, we probably know. It's funny because this chick will call anybody a conspiracy theorist

and you're like, you're a conspiracy theorist. This is a conspiracy theorist. The conspiracy theorist. There's a conspiracy of people who are conspiring to punch women. Yes, yes, yes.

That's a literal definition of conspiracy. Well, it's so funny saying that you go, you know, we don't know whether it's all women. That's a literal definition of conspiracy. Well, it's so funny saying that you go, you know, we don't know whether it's all coordinator. It's like, by that you could say anything. It's like, we're not really sure if it was just a few

people getting punched, or if last night Eric Trump went and punched nine of them, just took a crack at nine old ladies himself. Those are things we don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know for sure that he didn't. We might find out at some point. Is possible that donald trump jr teed off on a couple women in blackface just teeing off on them it's possible those are things we don't know

those are among the pieces of information we're not sure of plausible just how many people are involved and whether it's all coordinated like you're you actually do kind of have a pretty good i'm like you're currently doing journalism at least you're pretending to and then you're positing these crazy things just insane you're like like these should be like your notes like these should be like her personal notes when she's like writing her is there any evidence that it's coordinated this is a question and then you go let's answer this if no do not include an article i just love the the gloomy tone because it's sort of got like a noir yeah women report being assaulted by men of different races and ages still across a different stories

a couple of similarities pop out the alleged victims are mostly young and pretty and what other similarities are there yeah yeah yeah yeah and most of them say they were minding their own business when they were attacked well we think all women are pretty, so that means nothing to us. She goes, they're being assaulted by men of different races and ages. Like, no, they're not. There's no evidence to show that at this point. No, they're not.

Like, it might have been an elderly Asian man. All different races and ages. A lot of reports asian men yes from yeah a lot of different reports of you know some of them were being punched by a 90 year old australian man it's like crazy whatever they were doing they were just living their lives and that it seems is what enraged their assailants sure Sure. Her mind is that's what's really pissed these guys off. Man, that must suck if that is what pisses them off because New York City is just literally eight,

probably four million women just living their lives every day. Yeah. And these guys all day are just like, ugh. So many women living their lives. Oh, I hate women living their lives. I think that's why Asians were getting punched too because they were also living their lives. They were living their lives, yeah. There's nothing these fucking crazies hate more than just someone living their lives. I think that's why Asians were getting punched too because they were also living their lives. They were living their lives, yeah. There's nothing these fucking crazies

hate more than just someone living their lives. Nothing more than these fucking MAGA chuds hate more than New Yorkers just living their lives. Yeah, the New York crime

is like just piss them off living their lives. Same when like you get mugged on the subway. It's they didn't really need your stuff. It just pissed them off

that you were living your life. You just didn't like it, you know. Just laughing out there. And that's what enraged them. And that's why they stole your wallet. Yeah. I mean, it's very possible.

Whatever the excuse the angry man concocts. The impetus is always the same. The eyes of a woman are directed at something that is not him. So now it's not only that they were living their lives. They weren't looking at these. Yeah, it's like they weren't fucking these guys. I mean, most of them are just like literal mentally ill people. I would like to me get like mugged on the street once and just be like,

guy couldn't handle it. I wasn't sucking them off. What? Was I not looking at you enough? I'm sorry. So now she's saying it's because they didn't smash. So which is it? You know what I mean?

Were they happy that you're... Were the guys not happy that the girls were living their life? Or are they pissed off that the girls were putting their gaze towards them enough? Maybe both. Maybe a little bit of both. I love when you interview the guys. They're like... Legitimate crazy people.

You're like, yeah, we interviewed one man Like legitimate crazy people. Yeah, the guy, you're like, yeah, we interviewed one man. He referred to himself as Jesus Christ. Let me guess, Jesus? You were mad that she wouldn't fuck you? And the guy's like,

what planet are we on? Yeah, yeah. He literally does not know where they are and they're like, yeah. This is how like SVU would tell a story, by the way.

Whatever the excuse the angry man concocts, the emphasis is always the same. These stories resonate as well because the nation is having a moment of increasingly unhinged male fury. Is the nation having this moment? Yes.

This is a pretty localized New York City thing. But yeah, but the male fury, unhinged male fury hasn't been, hasn't been able to combine to do the damage. I was going to say, this isn't even all over New York. This is like pretty much exclusively Fury hasn't been able to combine to do the damage anywhere else. I was going to say, this isn't even all over New York. This is pretty much exclusively below 14th Street. Yeah, it's one very specific area.

The unhinged male Fury is only really concentrating there right now. Well, I guess you could have maybe... So it's sort of pretty hinged, actually. Yeah, New York sets the tone for the rest of this country in a lot of ways. So maybe this fad will catch on. The unhinged male fury fad. There's punching women. Increasingly unhinged male fury at women for daring to have...

What are they daring for this time? For daring to have lives that are centered around something other than catering to a man's every whim. That's why they're punching them. That's for sure. You cracked it. That is some rock solid journalism right there. I'm pretty sure that's what they're punching them that's for sure you cracked it that is some rock solid journalism right there i'm pretty sure that's what it was that's what it is couldn't couldn't put my finger on it but that's why all these men independently just started

punching women you do you think that the guys the two guys like go and they asked they both were about to punch the girl and he was like what are you doing it's like are you here for the same reason i am like unhinged fury that uh they've dared to live their lives around something catering to another something the other man's exactly holy shit that's why i haven't punched can you nerve these bitches basically like eiffel tower her but with a punch this is exactly how svu fucking was telling stories for a while i mean in salon's defense this just might be the only way that they can uh like get people to read their shit is they're just kind of boxed in like it just has to be all this nonsense like anything like impartial and

people would just be like i think this is a girl the only story she's ever known man you she's got to buy into it. Of course. It's like when you see the disinformation consultants, you know what I mean? And there's people like experts when they say they're a disinformation expert

and you're like, so what's disinformation? You're like, I don't, you don't actually really need me because like whatever, like Hillary Clinton says, it's pretty clear.

Yeah, that's information. It is funny that the disinformation correspondents like aren't necessary, but I think they help spot disinformation in the wild and then but they also put like um you know uh like uh like a important person you know like an expert they go i'm an expert so they go see this disinformation expert saying the same thing i'm saying therefore it's true and you go you can be pointed to yeah um okay so there's a the centered around something other than catering to a man's every whim unleashed by donald trump

and the mega movement so basically trump weird it took so long though you know a lot of years he's almost back in office like he got inaugurated in 2016 the punchings didn't start until 8 years later the punchings took a while to warm up well at that point they weren't as unhinged the male fury wasn't as unhinged maybe they were punching other guys

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They're sort of saying it's only Trump male rage, but it's possible, too, that RFK is some of the RFK rage. Getting all those workout videos or getting people kind of jacked up. And a lot of people that are sort of mad that they can't. You know, like RFK used to be able to just smash whoever he wants. Now he's just, I have to have sex with one girl. Cheryl Hines. That's just Cheryl again

on the menu. That's just me and Cheryl. More Cheryl on the menu. Someone must pay for this. I'm bridled rage. Possible. Yeah, there's no Biden rage. Hey, Cheryl,

can you come in here for a second? I noticed that you were daring to live a life that wasn't... I noticed earlier on today that you were daring to live a life

that wasn't centered around me. Yeah. Care to explain? I wouldn't on today that you were daring to live a life that wasn't centered around me. Yeah. Care to explain? I wouldn't if I was you. All I'll say is I wouldn't. Not big on threats, I just, I wouldn't. Okay, so we see it in

the male fans of Jordan Peterson who clamor at his events to hear him crock out just so crock out a just so story about how lobsters justify their faith in male dominance it's just a bunch of guys yeah lobsters dudes rule I think what happens is you went to the uh did you we went to the one uh JP event right? Yeah, Toronto. What are the original ones? Well, what happens is he hands out the lobsters and then he's punching them.

Everybody throws the lobsters in the air like you're graduating. And then everybody's just punching them out of the air. You just fucking tee off on anyone.

Teeing off. Basically, it's just like 400 guys that walk out of the conference center. And it's sort of like if you get in the way, I'm punching the air. If lobsters are falling from the sky,

that's the lobsters problem, okay? Because I'm just punching air right now. I'm punching air of lobsters or women. Same thing to me, man. All I see is... Yeah. We should follow up with this lady because she's probably going to have some bangers

Yeah she does have bangers Just a story so basically people go to Jordan B. Peterson They sort of yell it's a man's world And then start punching she goes or Ben Shapiro setting fire to a Barbie doll Because he can't stand a blockbuster Comedy starring a woman

Is about anything other than A quest for male affection. Do you think Ben Shapiro is also doing a couple punches? He's influencing a lot of the punches. Yeah, he's influencing a lot of the punches. Do you think any of the people... He's punching Hamas. That's true.

Yeah, people are punching Hamas on behalf of Ben Shapiro. But do you think there's a... Since she's saying a lot of this is influenced by people like Ben Shapiro, Trump, and J.B.P., do you think anyone says, facts don't care about your feelings? Punch a girl. I mean, that would be a good clue for the investigators if they go, right before I was hit, someone said, facts don't care about your feelings, and then punched me in the side of the head.

You go, oh, I am Knuff. Knuff. He punts the girl and then burns the Barbie. Burns the Barbie up. Also, it's like Ben Shapiro was joking when he burned the Barbie. But it's like crazy to watch someone who's joking. I'm going to go ahead and say that this girl, Amanda Marcotte, doesn't really get jokes. I don't think she understands the world around her.

She's really or mega pance, telling lies about birth control in hopes of tricking women into having babies before they're ready. Oh, yeah. Just all these dudes tricking chicks into having babies.

That's generous. That's a story as old as time. A story as old as time. That's who's getting tricked into having babies every single time. That's who has false,

fake pregnancy scares. Always the guys. Always the guys. Always the guys who make up a pregnancy. Every single time. Or right wing men yelling because Taylor Swift have cats. So possibly some of the punching's happening because guys aren't happy

that Taylor Swift has cats. Oh. That's a stretch. I can't fucking believe she has cats. I'm a dog man. What are you doing? that's a stretch i can't fucking believe i'm a dog man what's she doing did a person write this i'm like now the more like i'm hearing of this i'm like did a person write this it's such a good line meg opponents telling lies about birth control in hopes of tricking women into having babies before they're ready. Or right-wing men yelling because Taylor Swift has cats. Okay. Or because she dates a hunky, vaccinated NFL player.

Ooh. Instead of, I don't know, having babies with a guy in ill-fitting cargo shorts. So it's sort of guys being like, I hate cats, and it should have been me! Yeah. Fucking Taylor! Yeah, probably hates the Chiefs, more of a Niners fan. She should be with me! You think the guy that some of the fellows that have been punching ladies,

it's because they're mad at the heroes, right? The heroes, you think it's because Taylor Swift doesn't bang them? I'm sure it's one of the reasons. I'm sure it's one of the reasons. I'm sure also the fact that Donald Trump was robbed of his presidency. That might be another reason. Big politics guys who are doing the punching. That's for sure.

That's for sure. Big politics guys. A rage explosion by men who want to restore their dominance, but fear that this time women won't bully into their buckling women won't buckle to their bullying so the men are left with one out of only one option an all-out punch-a-thon there's a bunch of guys being like these bitches won't listen to us there's only one way we're gonna take this down back yeah just fight everyone put your face in the air it's punching time.

What happened to pushing them on the tracks? They were doing that six months ago. If anything, they're getting better. This should be like a positive story. They stopped pushing people on the tracks. Now they're just punching them. They have less male rage. Yeah, less male rage.

Soon they'll just be doing nothing. This rash of men punching women in New York captures this moment in a dark way. We don't even need to know the names or faces to know the men who are doing this are losers. Lashing out because they've learned that actually, women don't owe them anything just because they're men.

Lashing out because you think that you owe uh so basically they're just a verifant yeah yeah like her premise is essentially these are just normal guys on their way to work and spot a woman living her life and just fucking piss the fuck off the extent of these people's knowledge of politics is that they like wipe their ass with wall street journals that they find in the trash in like a subway station. That's funny. The cops go under them and it's like,

listen, now I know you think she owes you something. Yeah, the interrogation. Yeah, yeah. What do you think she owes you, huh?

Yeah, the guy's just in the room and it's the two guys being like, good cop, bad cop. Listen, man, I get where you're coming from. I know these women

are just, I voted for Trump, man. Come on, come're coming from. I know these women are just... I voted for Trump, man. Come on. Come on. I know that sometimes these women just take and take and take, and then the other guy comes over and be like, let's just say it, tell it to my face, man. You think she's taking more than her allotted life?

The other cop's like, ah, he shit himself again. All right. Oh, he shit himself again oh he shit himself again and he's like hey man brother sometimes boys gotta shit themselves probably a woman should come clean that up right?

just trying to relate I guess he's taking the fifth here you don't want to talk huh? that's your rights hey brother I hear that too that male rage You don't want to talk, huh? That's your rights. Hey, brother, I hear that, too. That male rage is just running through my bones.

It's so funny. Makes me a little nutty, too. This chick would love it if this was like, this is clearly like I'm more closer to a mental health issue than anything. And then you think this chick would be pro like pro like oh we have a mental health problem i know you know you think that would be right up her alley she can't no they don't like that one now when it's hitting women once it's hitting women you go it's the literally never let a good crisis go to waste never let a good crisis this woman's also like intersectionalized her into herself into like a literal retarded pretzel's like, she's like intersectionalized her brain

into the fact where it's just like, it's just like a literal monkey with like symbols and fucking Yeah. All you need to know is she's on mastodon.

I'll give her a follow just to keep up. And she goes, as scary as it is for most victims, it's not like the cat calling or groping of old, which disguised male aggression

as mere over-exuberance of lust. She really fancied herself a wordsmith. Pulled out the thesaurus for this one. This is the last gasp of men who, unable to justify their sexism in any way, must resort to brute force. Yet even then, they're unable to shut women up well that'll give her yeah yeah you ain't gonna shut women up by punching them in the head

that's for sure yeah if that was the plan that backfired and that's what bothers the most of all well i guess you're just gonna have to keep punching the way out of this problem one of the craziest. I mean, I imagine all the people who did the punching, knowing like New York City's laws and whatnot, are just released immediately. Oh, of course. Yeah. Even the ones that they found, they're like, okay, well, you're...

Promise you won't punch any women. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, it's funny, too, because as soon as... If you were the lawyer of these guys and you go, do you guys have any, um, you know, any, uh,

leads? What are you thinking for the case? And we're like, we're thinking it's like a white male rage thing. The guy's like you, I, I've definitely, I was just talking to me.

You're bang on. Hey, let's see you guys at court. Yeah. Hey, definitely go with that. Well, it'd be all the,

there'll be like all these, cause there's all these super like liberal chicks be like, can you describe the attacker? And you're like, um, like probably white most likely yeah long i don't blonde hair yeah like white definitely pretty white and go okay well i guess they're free to go you know what's crazy do you know who move on is uh one of those like democratic thing or whatever so you know and you know robert reich right yeah he's like a weird fucking twitter weirdo yeah yeah well anyways he sent uh this message dear fellow move on voters young voters reject donald trump's mega agenda uh but he goes but there's a big problem trump's mega donors are

doing all they can to misdirect young voters energy by steering them towards third party presidential spoiler candidates like robert f kennedy so like a lot of these uh like democrat you know shill organizations or whatever they're sending out huge like campaigns being like we got to get this rfk guy off the bill both trump and rfk have this have the same largest individual supporter mega billionaire timothy mellon it's alarming rfk is polling as high as the low 20s in a three-way race and this is what experts predict the election to be nail-bitingly close and it goes on and on about how like voting for rfk you're like throwing the world away yeah i mean so that's the thing i don't it's not super clear to me which which votes he's stealing not at all

right no it's not like uh slam dunk for sure he'll steal some biden votes but i think he'll also steal some trump votes dude if you're like a hardcore never Trump Biden head and RFK was saying all the vaccine stuff, you're way too wound up to ever be down with that. Yeah, for sure. But also, what is he proposing? You can just remove

someone from a presidential ticket? They're saying they need to all shun him. I was like, I don't think that works that way. You need to go into your own personal household and be like, make, you know, kind of rid him of...

Effigies. Burn your effigies of RFK. I was watching Vikings, by the way, because I was basically just... For the last two days, I was just sitting in bed watching Viking movies,

starting to talk like a Viking and stuff like that. Let's hear it. I don't remember what I was doing. I lost it, but last night I was sort of only talking in Viking. What a treat for your girlfriend. It is me. Well, I have...

I don't remember what the... It's a good show. It's not on anymore, right? The reason it's a funny show is because basically their whole business model for these civilizations is going to steal from other civilizations. Well, they don't do that much raping in the thing. Well, they were.

Obviously. Maybe they kicked it off the show. Well, of course. But they basically, in the show, they don't do that much raping. They kind of... Every now and then, there's like a rape here, a rape there, but they're not,

they're acting like it's not that big of a part of the civilization, right? But it's funny because they go basically, they go to England and they,

you know, steal from one society, kill everyone and steal all the stuff and never go back. And then, while they were getting all their stuff stolen

and killing everyone, someone raided their place. But it's funny because it goes from like, yes, we did it, to like they come back and be like, oh, no, they're crying. Like, I can't believe this. You're like, this is the same thing. Yeah, you just did this exact same thing. Yeah, yeah, it is pretty funny. It's like the whole deal with the society is just like how much money you could go loot.

But it's like a real society that has a government and a king, and you're like, what's your guys' source of income? Like, exclusively looting other places. I think there's a lot of societies back in the day.

I mean, that's essentially, like, I guess, colonialism to a degree. They just go somewhere and they go, this is ours now.

I think a lot of times those places would be more problems than they were, like, helpful. You know what I mean? Like,

they almost were like vanity projects a lot of times these places. Yeah, some of them. And then, I mean, I guess sometimes they almost were like vanity projects a lot of times, these places. Yeah, some of them. I guess sometimes they have resources or whatever, but they end up being more hassle than they're worth.

Also, one other good thing about that show is I was expecting them to shoehorn in more gay shit and stuff like that. They didn't really do any of that. Oh, that's good. Nice. Just a bunch of white dudes Not doing gay shit Sick That should literally be

Like their fucking synopsis Just a bunch of white dudes No gay shit Straight white dudes No gay shit Wasn't a lot of fat chicks either If I'm being honest Hey

Ding ding ding We got a winner and i do remember the beer being cold if i'm if i'm remembering correctly yeah all right i saw on top of on the topic of uh who they've been hitting just the uh guys been hitting with like wild stories about them elon musk has a porn elon them. Elon Musk has a porn, Elon Musk's ex has a porn problem. Literally the social media site that allows porn. Bloomberg trying to hit now Elon Musk on being like, you've seen this Twitter porn thing?

You're like, yeah, that's always been what it was. Yeah, it's always been like that. If anything, now it's less of a problem because now they make it really hard to find. It's just so funny because like these cocky blogs, like Bloomberg's pretty cucked. Bloomberg would be the type of blog to say that being a porn star

is so great. Of course. And you're like, you've been probably promoting it before and now that Elon Musk runs Twitter, you're like, there's a porn on there, right? Yeah, and there's less than there was. Like it's his fault. It used to be like where you would just like, see, unless you're talking about the spam, like the porn. The spam's a little out like see unless you're talking about the spam like the porn whatever control right now yeah the spam is bad well it's actually not terrible but it

depends who you are it's just every time you post anything there's five girls being like check right here right every time and then you go all right no i mean one thing that makes me laugh is every time they post the new trudeau news, the top comment always is the Trudeau sucks button. Yeah, Trudeau sucks button. I was saying sort of also that Trudeau, I was saying this when I was in Winnipeg, but basically because he's doing extra wacky shit right now, we have to remember that he's single,

where it's like a lot of the stuff he's doing like you know okay we're gonna make all uh you know a contraceptive is free for all women yeah that's such a like single guy move yeah you think he's just dude married guy would just be like these sluts can pay for their own condoms you know what i mean not my problem that's such a yeah single dude just doesn't want to fucking knock some rando up. Single guy in his late 40s, that's for sure. Oh, he's going to get it. Every girl should have free tampons.

I wonder what his... Can you date when you're him? It'd be probably tough. I don't know how he does it. Yeah, how that would work. Where does he meet the guys? In the scope, Trudeau. Meet the guys.

In the scope, Trudeau. Yeah, I don't... Does anybody like him in Canada? Nah, people are done with him. Yeah, they're done, huh? I mean, people... It's so funny because everyone's... He seems sort of done with Biden, too. It does seem like people aren't that happy with him.

Yeah, everybody seems so done with him in Canada, and they're like, yeah, he still has like a year and a half. Well, he doesn't have any support, but he doesn't have to leave that's the thing they can just stick it around that's what a system it's sort of like imagine like a people in a relationship you know what i mean yeah like a guy kind of girl yeah the girl's just like she completely hates the guy and the guy's like but i have our lease guys another year and it's like it's in my name so yes i will you're free to go if you like that's basically what the these like the presidents do yeah they're just like i mean i have three more years if no one likes me then that's their

prerogative but i have no i have no desire to leave my post that i have earned and my man it'd be such a i guess it wouldn't be that's part of it i'll tell you in the viking days they would just fucking cut your head off yeah just we're done with you i was gonna say america should like even though i guess it won't really move the needle that much but they should just be like all right if any canadians want to come live here probably get two million new people like like that you think so probably but the problem is you're saying that would be better immigrants than just having like a willy-nilly free-for-all? Those are your words. But for what problem, though?

You think that there's... Well, they have a population problem. There's a population... Who has a population problem? America. I think they have the opposite of too many people pouring in, no? I don't think so.

Not if you factor in the birth rates and all that stuff. It's growing too slow. The population relative to the economic Ponzi scheme that exists... I agree agree though. If you are going to take people, it would be probably a good thing. But also there's so many Canadians who are just like so dissatisfied.

You're saying it'd be a good time to get like some hard work and maple leaf. There's so many Canadians who are just like sick of it. It's so hard to move here. And they would just be like, you know, you get, I'm talking about highly, not just like whatever, but just like skilled people. Yeah. Skilled like oil rig guys. Yeah. Tons of tons of people yeah but the problem is it wouldn't really no canada is so small that you're like wouldn't really probably affect much no but you should i

mean that's what you should be doing is going to the best countries and being like give us your best of course that's that's that's a good colonize you know you go to the fucking chick you go give us the hottest i wonder how that would work hottest chicks and the fucking eights and up and the smartest dudes yeah and no fucking bitches you know what i mean yeah they wouldn't come though all the dweebs would be like i'm not moving to america exactly you wouldn't even get that you'd get all the best ones i think you would get all the best ones yeah yeah and you basically just do like a little test to be like yo you gay or not and if he's like what do you mean by, okay, no, next. Oh, what?

So there's something wrong? Say no more. It should be shit like that, you know what I mean? You know, how often you hang out with the boys, you go, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. How many genders are there? How many? You cheat there? How many?

You cheat. Yeah, exactly. Let's say you and your boys are fucking chilling, you know what I mean? And your boy has to drive home drunk, but it's not going to be that far. Are you trying to rat him out, or what are you thinking? He goes, well, you know, drunk driving is... Yeah, you know, just easy. won't happen though i wonder how many americans would move to canada if they did like a reciprocal agreement they should just do straight up one for one i just

don't think that many americans would move to canada no they all just talk shit they talk tons of shit but it's like they're when the rubber meets the road they're not gonna be like moving a fucking apparently I saw something where Toronto's now more expensive than New York City I can't I don't really believe that but

I see a lot it's not true yeah what are you fucking what are you retired of of course it's not true well obviously for rents and stuff but I see a lot of like

grocery stuff where people are like insane prices in Canada for groceries okay but that's well that's a big cost yeah but your rent's such yeah your rent for sure obviously that's such a... Yeah, but your rent's such...

Yeah, for sure. Obviously, that's way bigger of a deal. Yeah, no, no, no. I mean, my grocery bill is literally one-fourth, like, 20th of my rent. Yeah, but do you buy groceries? How much... I mean, you know how much our rent is.

You know what my feed is? You know what my feed costs are like? You know what the fucking... The oil costs for them to diesel up that fucking feed truck just come drop it off come up top i buy my groceries on futures exchanges okay that's where i get my i buy them in contracts the garage is just your fucking yeah your mouth is pinned to like straight into like a fucking cement mixer truck is just like of oatmeal just grocery prices are too high shoveling shoveling groceries in your thing you go go, Joe Biden's at it again.

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I'm still hungry. I was laughing. One of the things that I was getting into too Is the rap battles And this is even before This weekend when I was traveling I was really going and listening to all the old rap battles King of the Dot and all that stuff You know Roan who's at Barstool

He's like the man Yeah he's like one of the top rap battlers Yeah I always forget how sick he was. I didn't know that until... That guy's so funny, dude. I found out about him from his podcast with Patrick Beverly. I kind of knew about him before, but then I didn't put it together. I'd hung out with him a bunch of times, and then I was watching one.

I was like, oh, that's... That's the same guy. I just thought he was like a barstool guy. I wasn't putting it together that he was also the king of the dog battle rapper. Yeah, yeah. Dude, the battle raps are fucking awesome. But the reason is right now, there's obviously some drama in the battle community. What's going on?

Not in the battle rap community. However, well, you know the thing... So J. Cole, everyone's calling him the most light-skinned move of all time. Because he undid his discs or whatever. A crazy move. He's like, I'd like to rescind my disc track. I just think it's so funny that black guys get hit with being light-skinned when they do something that's not... Like anything that's not too hood.

Anything that's a little emo, they get hit with being called light-skinned. Yeah. Dude, there was like... Because there's a lot of you know dudes that run like commentary channels right so basically j cole did a diss that was kind of like whatever not no it was kind of cool i don't know i kind of agree a little bit that uh kendrick lamar like those guys that are kind of like always just like so artsy it's never really my favorite it's always a little too like art art nerd shit you know what i mean yeah um and then you're it's one of those things where it's like anyone who says it's bad

you just don't get it you know what i mean i never always like that sure so anyways he does the diss and then three days later i like dreamville comes out and he's basically like you know something's been weighing on my conscience and i've been that diss track was the worst thing that i ever did and i want to you know apologize i'll be taking that back and ever the the amount of like removed it from spotify yeah he said he's gonna remove it from spotify but the amount of like 45 year old like black guys that were on like to do like rap critiques they were just like no no say it ain't they were fucking dudes were melting down man because they were just like i I've been, because people were like, I've fucking been defending you

through thick and thin. Why'd you do this to me? Academics wasn't happy. He goes, why? It's like when your favorite player goes to play for the opposing team. Legitimately? I mean, it was to some people it would be the equivalent of if they went to a Jordan

B. Peterson event and then he comes out and he just sucks a couple dicks through a glory hole and goes home like they are just people are not happy you know what i mean yeah andrew tate comes out and just goes skiing with him and tristan just juggle a dude's fucking head on their dicks so these guys are flipping out right but it's just i was watching all the like reaction channels and people are just like throwing their computers they're so pissed off they can't be jay call i never really liked jay call that much i like drake for the best out of all these guys i mean i fucking rep toronto i rep

the six i rep drake god yeah and i'm not gonna I'm not gonna fucking change on that um yeah I don't know I think the last J. Cole album I listened to was a while ago so I don't feel any kind of ways about it but it is kind of lame to undo a diss track well it's a rap it's like it's just one of those things where it's

like you can't then you should have just not done it or whatever I guess I guess the problem is you can just make a song and put it out an hour later so like you don't even really i'm just joking i actually did put it out again but yeah i don't know it's obviously like a pussy move or whatever and i get if you want to be like above it where you're just like oh i'm too cool spiritually for this disc game shit whatever it was like well you can't really do it and then say that it just comes across as like a pussy move. Yeah, it's kind of pussy. And also, you said

everybody knows all the things you said. You already said all the things. And they're all online. It's all easily available. And then you're like, I'm not doing that. Well, you didn't. Yeah, it's the equivalent of you going up to a chick and you're just like, just so you know, I think you're fat. You're fucking gross. I don't like you. And then someone's like, you know that girl's into you?

And you go, I actually think you're hot. I think you're beautiful. Forget're fucking gross. I don't like you. And then someone's like, you know that girl's into you? And you go, I actually think you're hot. I think you're beautiful. Forget all those things I just said. Forget all those things you just said. That's not me. That's not who I am. That's not me. That wasn't me talking.

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Intimidated men worry that I'll turn them down. North Carolina model says she's struggling to find romance because men are intimidated by her incredible looks. I have one comment on this and it relates to a bigger girl it relates to a joke of mine but they are really just letting anybody be models it's fucking crazy like she's not only bigger she doesn't even have a good face like sometimes you'd be like okay they got a hot face you might get in their proportions are right this is just like you know i don't know it's not a model well she doesn't even have a lot of followers i wouldn't

look at 5 000 followers do you think biden has been uh involved because there might have been some inflation in the body oh there's been inflation lauren butler 26 has been on a hasn't been on a date for almost a year and males never approach her to ask her to drink. It's difficult being this hot. You should do one of these where it's just like, fucking girls don't measure me because the dick is too big.

It's just, it's so difficult. It'd be funny doing a guy version of these where it's just like, it's tough being a dude because my fucking dick's too massive. It's, this one is... Too rich. Girls don't measure me because I'm too these where it's just like, it's tough being a dude because my fucking dick's too massive. It's, this one is- Too rich. Girls don't mention me because I'm too rich. It's just you posting with like your account that has like two grand in it. Girls-

All my old Navy gear. Too rich. Girls don't mention me because I'm too rich. Men think I'm too beautiful to date and worry that i'll turn them down this girl's like two bills yeah she's not that terrible but it's like legit the girl's a couple bills yeah that's she believes in these articles are hilarious though it's just like guys can't handle me essentially yeah can't handle me can't handle can't handle yeah and you go what exactly am I handling?

You go, man, my phone bills, you're going to be handling. I need a new purse once a month. There's a lot. What do you need to handle? It's like, well, the first thing to handle is I come home really drunk every night. The second thing to handle is I like to go on a lot of trips, so if you can handle that. The second thing I like to handle is the actual handle on this purse, so if you can handle that sure the second thing i'd like to handle is the actual handle on this purse so if you can't handle me can't handle me butler believes that men are

intimidated by her licks but also her striking confidence men see me as a sex object but they can also can't handle a confident women also when a girl brags says you guys couldn't handle how confident ones what she really means is real lippy yeah exactly just a pain in the ass that's a life hack though you can sort of always just say you're confident if anyone's like you're this girl's annoying you're like you mean confident yeah like any time a girl says you can't handle me you go you're a piece of shit this is what's going on also confidence is funny because it's like okay you were confident it's like were you right because it's like she's so confident it's like okay well so confident in her confidently incorrect directions very confident i mean yeah there's an even better one okay so you're not

gonna hold on i'll read the last part of this. The former maid says she's brazen, blokes are regularly sliding into her DM with direct messages. However, in real life, flirtatious fellas are suddenly shy. So the internet... I think what happened is, if you're willing to take your fucking clothes off and stuff, no matter what you look like, you can develop a little bit of a following online yeah and the internet sort of mangled like internet

thoughts like brains a little bit because it was just like they sort of it's one of those things where you start to be like well of course i'm hot i have all these guys yeah all the time and you're just like well believe it or not there is something to be said about you're not really looking for hotness on or not, there is something to be said about. You're not really looking for hotness on the internet. A lot of these guys are just looking for, like, thoughtness. I suppose, yeah. They just want.

Sloppiness. You know, there's a billion people on Instagram. I guess it's not that crazy to carve out a little niche on there. Well, tell me what you think of this. High class escort reveals the one thing man can't handle about her job I'll give you a couple guesses About what they can't handle Probably a lot of the banging dudes So that's not it

So next guess Her confidence Is her confidence Is she too confident I think it's the confidence So she's a high class escort Successful creator with more than 10,000 followers On Instagram

She's making big bucks for her niche profession But finding a man secure enough To accept her situation isn't easy So the big problem is some of these guys Aren't secure enough to date She says Her success hasn't been a selling point to men. And has found being a financially independent businesswoman

intimidates them. Yes, businesswoman. That's good shit. Yeah, because I guess the problem is men don't see you as a businesswoman. I guess technically you are a businesswoman. Yeah, I guess it doesn't even matter what business. They're just like, I fucking, this is sort of like white male rage again.

It was like, fucking just can't stand when women have a business. I mean, businesswomen actually, now that I think about it, that is a stretch though, because you would never call like Tiger Woods a businessman. I mean, he uses his body to make an income as a independent businessman. You might say call Tiger Woods a businessman. He uses his body to make an income as an independent contractor. Yeah, you could say he's... I'd more say he's a business man. Maybe he's not the best example, but you know, a golfer,

a professional golfer... I know what you mean. You're not a businessman. You're an athlete. Be closer to calling her an athlete than... I mean, she has the weight, she has those legs behind her head for the prices, right? That's what I'm saying. For the money and the use of her body, I'd...

I mean, if you want to be completely honest, she might be... Probably worked with Tiger Woods. She's well acquainted with Tiger. She might be well acquainted with Mr. Woods' empire. I mean, it pains me to say this, but she looks like she's a little too hot for Tiger. well-acquainted with tiger she might be well acquainted with the mr woods empire i mean it pains me to say this but she looks like she's a little too hot for tiger

tiger likes to slum it unfortunately another one with that dude but i have three university degrees a professional license and multiple investment properties needless to say i'm successful more educated and wealthier than most men I meet. So she's having really trouble figuring out what the problem is. I mean, maybe don't bring up any of this. Well, she knows it's not the sex with the other dude. She's already concluded that it's not.

She goes, that was the first thing I crossed off. She goes, no, I thought that too. Turns out it's not that. You go, how did you conclude it? You go, I just thought of it more and it wasn't that. I just figured it out and go, what would anybody have an issue with here? So not it wasn't that probably the investment you know what people don't like landlords right now she goes maybe it's because i'm like a landlord to like multiple people and landlords kind of have a stink on them especially with all this squatter stuff must be the landlord people don't like landlords they don't like the university degrees as well

because they know that i had to pay for that where i should have got it for free sort of thing you know what i mean there should be free tuition for all and i'm sort of uh the old guard where we're still paying for and i didn't even have to take a loan out for it too so you can tell that just pisses people straight with her businesswoman earnings and you're like how many guys did you have sex with you go three last night but But again, not that. You go, three, yes, but I made like $5,000. So it's not going to be that. I mean, I understand if I made $500, there could be some issue there.

Yeah, so it's not that. And you go, where were you two nights ago? And you blew a dude for $1,000. Now, I think it might be the professional business license that they have a problem with is it your accreditation is the problem or and you go uh what about the day before that you go blew a couple guys great couple grand uh but anyways we're talking about what guys might not like yeah it's it's hard to tell he's the thing british soldiers in kenya having unprotected sex with prostitutes as part of the initiation process. That's pretty wild.

That's crazy. 5% of people in Kenya apparently have AIDS. That's a real wild one, man. Although I don't think you can get it that way, but it's very unlikely. You're very unlikely to get it, but you are... But it's something. Could you ever see yourself in any scenario

being drunk enough to play that chicken no i just wouldn't there's my i very hopeful in that scenario my brain would just be not participating and just be like can't get it up sorry guys i tried gave the old college try that's not the worst idea i can't you'd be like unless they're like i'll fucking whoever and then you just go and you go i couldn't craziest would be if they go you pop the viagra Everybody you gotta pop one and then Fuck I thought I was out Yeah you thought you figured it out You go no everybody

Well joke's on you even with the Viagra I can't get up Because that is called A vagina And if you want Danny to get hired you better put some poo in there Better put some poo in there. Better put some poo in there. That's the only way this dick's getting motherfucking hired. Lots of poo.

That's crazy, though. That's a fucking wild one. How does this even come out? That's an insane initiation. I guess someone blew the whistle on the operation when it was going to be his turn, probably. Probably. A little fucking snitch. Okay.

There's a bunch of soldiers with AIDS right now who are like, I didn't think to snitch. We have bigger problems, though. Do we? How climate change is hitting vulnerable Indonesian trans sex workers. That's probably one of the best. There's some bangers this week. This one is one of those things where surely this isn't real. And then you go, all right.

I'm delusionally sick right now, too. Okay. You're pretty lucid. I'm a little lucid. I'm betterusionally sick right now, too. Okay. You seem to be pretty lucid. I'm a little lucid. I'm better today, though. The other days, I was, like, really in a rough place. Now, I'm just a little, like, loopy. You know what I mean?

That's fine. Loopy's fine. You know what I mean? Where you have, like, a little feverish? Yeah, I do. I mean, I haven't had a fever in a minute. Actually, no, I had a fever recently. I almost feel like I took a little bit of...

It sucks. It almost like... Flu sucks. It does suck, but there's almost something a little fun about it when it feels like you took a little... It's almost like you're a little high. That might be the cold medication. You just took that as ephedrine in it, but...

No, I think it's been going on for a while. Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't get that where i'm like liking being having the flu that's not not i well i'm not saying i'm liking it yeah sometimes sometimes you're just lying there and it does feel you're just like okay i guess i can't do anything you just fight it do you try and in your mind just be like transport yourself to a cellular level to just battle it out it's not a bad idea like you're saying so you sort of think of your own body going like going into your cells every cell's yeah you just go and kick the ass of that disease you know what if i didn't have all the phlegm

issues i think i would be able to be able to be better suited to handle it yeah but the problem is you're always stuck dealing with that because you do try to do these meditation things, but it's always interrupted by... Right. Right, so you can never get more than like two minutes of whatever you're trying to do mentally. Because I do see myself trying to be like... You know, I was even trying to do like different breathing exercises where you beat this,

but you're always just interrupted by coughing fits. So it sort of puts a stop to your things. Yeah. But this was probably one of the best articles in a while how climate change is hitting vulnerable indonesian trans sex workers so that's a lot of things this is a big string and three things that have nothing don't matter together tough you go you go you basically gave someone you're listen, trans shit's hot. Climate change is hot. Being a prostitute's hot. What can you bring me?

Indonesia, not hot. Indonesian. Not hot. This is probably like the Indonesian ministry of tourism is trying to get Indonesia on the map here. Yeah, this is not what we had in mind. We need some big press about Indonesia. Something viral, you know? Something viral. Someone goes, I got it. we need some big press about indonesia something viral you know something viral someone goes i got

it well this will make the rounds on every podcast in the world it's so crazy to say that like you're if you are trying to pitch that like climate change is the problem like even if you are saying like look how much of a problem it was this is your pitch to people it's like buddy if we don't stop with these climate changes these Indonesian fucking gay prostitutes you're gonna be fucked it's so funny too

because they're like they're not gonna be able to find tricks essentially the premise is they you know have to go to they're like work outdoors

and they can't work anywhere else or whatever that's the gist of it they're trans and it's raining a lot it's too rainy for them to go turn tricks turn tricks on the corner.

And then like, there's probably in Indonesia, there's so many guys who are like up in a fucking tree chopping coconuts being like, we're all so affected. Like, I know I'm not trans, but like I'm literally up here chopping coconuts and I'm getting washed out by all this rain. But are you trans in a prostitute? Yeah, I go, look, okay,

nobody gives a shit about your coconuts, but we can get people to give a shit about the trans people and then they're down And then that'll trickle down to you and people will maybe care about the coconuts. Yes This is how it trust me. This is how you get a lot of care. I'm nuts So crazy just might work You get people on with the fucking trans the prostitutes next thing you

know coconut time yeah coconut time no one is coming out during the longer rainy season do you imagine any other time in history just being like trying to write an article being like it's too rainy for people to be prostitutes isn't this like a problem how can we fix this there's not enough prostitutes out on the street it's trying to sell sex i could see that it was like a little we need to fix this like a little just like line item in like a newspaper from like england and like the 1800s or something yeah like too rainy for prostitutes you think that anyone would just be like good good yeah you're like oh the prostitutes are off the street because it's too rainy and you're like and we need to fix that you're like wait you're saying we need to get more prostitutes on you go um well how many

do you think's the amount you go there is no amount that's enough we should always have more trans prostitutes could we maybe get them a tent what about umbrellas for trans prostitutes there we go problem solved problem solved what about umbrellas they go no because the problem is the johns they're equally washed out, though, right? The Johns. The Johns, they don't like to hop in. You ever had to go run an errand in the rain? What about John suits?

Fully rain, like how golfers have their rain gear. I think that's what happens. Everybody's just in golfer rain. I think the government should subsidize that, too. So it's basically government subsidized John rain suits This is a big John Is there any way that we could get

Just John on the front John suit Do you go Your wife's like Why did I find a John Why did I find a john suit oh they're just giving those away for all the climate change rain you know on the contrary i am jewish and this was free it's actually a good i only wear the john suits your husband your wife's like so you

need to stop wearing the john suits you you find me a better deal now than the government issue john suits here's an out of the box kind of question slash idea is there any way that we can um train trans people to do anything other than be prostitutes could we get them like a customer service job on being for us like we get them like a job just doing customer service no AT&T or something, where they're just on a phone all day. I sort of run this by the trans-Indonesian prostitutes, and they said they're pretty good with the prostitute gig.

But climate change is destroying that, so we need to get them to work indoors. Well, that's why we need to stop climate change. Ah, okay. And then you're like, well, what if we can't stop climate change? Are you not listening to John Suna? No. Am I speaking to myself when i mentioned this hello hello like so i guess i'm just fucking talking to myself the john suit bit we give the suits to the johns

they're totally rainproof you go So what's going on in Indonesia You go Well obviously This does seem like You leave someone To take care of a town And they come back And they've like

Just completely made a mess Of the place And you're like Why is everyone wearing suits You're like Well We had the prostitutes But it was too raining

So the trans-Indonesian prostitutes Couldn't get the john suits So we had to put all the johns in suits And then we ran out of materials For the john suits And all the john suits Had to wear space suits And now all the prostitutes Are naked in the suits John suits It's had to put all the Johns in suits and then we ran out of materials for the John suits and all the John suits had to wear space suits and now all the prostitutes

are naked in the suits. It's a whole debacle over here. The bottom line is I'm stressed. I'm stressed. It is tough to run those. Yeah. Well,

alright. And the problem was we needed employees to make the John suits but then the John suit place put all the other places out of business and then because the John suits but then we the john suit place put all the other places out of

business and then because people the john suits uh because the john suit places put all the other stores out of business for giving out free john suits no one could make any money so no one had any money to buy the prostitutes so defeat the whole purpose of the john suits in the first place trying to teach the prostitutes to make the john suits themselves but they don't want to do anything other than prostitute themselves they don't want to do anything other than prostitute themselves. They don't want to do anything. They just will not listen. They wouldn't listen, man. They're very hard-headed prostitutes. Yeah, the trans-Indonesian prostitutes definitely.

They definitely don't want to be making the John suits. That would just be too simple, wouldn't it? That would just be too fucking simple. What about the regular prostitutes? How are they dealing with this? They'll make the John suits. Well, I guess they're they'll make the job well i guess they're gonna regulate jobs they're normal prostitutes they'll make the fucking john suits and they'll like it i'll tell you that much they'll be like back to prostituting because i

made a suit yeah trans ones are just kind of twiddling their thumbs that's how it goes i guess that's how it goes i guess that goes uh Have you seen the transgendered attorney, Stephanie Mueller? She puts on a busty display and the skin-tight outfit at the court hearing. The reason I thought you'd like it, it's basically the big titty. Yeah, I saw that. Oh, my God. I got the thing here. She's a public defender.

Those are the big fake ones. I know because of the neck thing. That's how you know that they're... I mean, obviously, besides the fact that they like ginormous and that's a biological man oh so the neck thing covers the seam and that's why she has this necklace thing on the next or he's got the neck thing on there is because so you're saying it's big take all fakes those are the ones i have those are the ones i have oh i know them when i see them that is crazy imagine you're like you get to court for like a fucking thing you go uh so i haven't met my attorney it's a miss

mueller is it and then this guy goes i miss mueller what up with the huge cans though is that necessary like i don't care do whatever you want in your personal life what are you here for stealing I would be I'm fucked dude we got you the best lawyer in the country don't worry I got you under control it's like a prank

someone plays like hey my friend I got you the best lawyer in the country don't worry my friend he's gonna be coming in and you go knock knock knock you gonna hear that this lawyer's gonna come in bingo bango you're gonna be good okay and then knock knock knock hello hello i mean the funny thing would be if it was like actually the best lawyer and you go it's like i know it looks ridiculous but she is the best he's the go the best this is matlock with a rack over here did you see the the video there's a i think people said people posted it recently about the oj thing but i think they were

talking about it was like some mafia guy but it was like a clip from a guy from documentary but it was just the best video the guy goes there he goes he goes hey he's the best guy ever and he goes what about all the murders? They go, what murders? Hold on, I'm going to find it. It's about OJ? No, I think it's about like John Goddard or something like that. Oh, what murders? Yeah, it's literally, I retweeted it on

the boys guys thing. It's just like one of the funniest fucking clips ever. Whoa. Hold on. He was the best of the funniest fucking clips ever. Whoa. Hold on. What about the people he murdered? He was the best guy around. What about the people he murdered? What murder?

He was the best guy around. He was the best guy around. What about the murders? What murders? Rest in peace, John Gotti. The chechnya yeah okay well i guess there's nothing more to say about the attorney yeah just huge cans huge cans huge fake hands huge fake hands what murder it's still debatable about whether how good of an attorney they are um So the two things. The first one, this is a quick thing, but

Chechnya is banning music that's too fast or too slow. Which is hilarious. Insane. But also I wanted to ask a question. This might be bad news for one of our friends. Who?

Mr. Stephen Seagal. Oh, I saw a video of him actually. Okay. Nude, playing some blues. Well, this is... Okay, so they basically say... Do you know why they're doing this? They basically say...

Just because it's like in their ethos of a country, they go, that's like our national... I don't even know the exact reason, but they're just essentially like for our country and our whatever values we just don't listen to music like that which is funny because they're technically in russia they're saying you're dancing too fast or too slow or whatever but chechnya is in russia and the russian russian national anthem falls outside of these parameters that's ridiculous yeah so basically it's 80 and they want it.

Okay. So that's how fast they want it to be tops, right? Yeah. Oh, that's slow. That's the slowest. And then the fastest was what? 120. This is the fastest.

Okay. And Steven Seagal had a little song, uh, by the way. Okay. Let's see. You know his big hit. Are we good? This might be too fast, right? Well, you know the song, Steven Seagal, Me Want the Poonani. Oh my God.

You don't know this? I think I do know this. I just forgot about it. Me want the Poonani. Hell no, Santa. So he might be screwed. I think they're going to make a... That seems like a... Do you think they're going to have to make a special announcement?

I don't know. Chechnya kind of, I think, is... Even though they're in Russia, I think they don't make it like do you think they're gonna have to make a special? I don't know catch me a kind of I think is even though they're in Russia I think they don't consider themselves really Russian. So I don't When the girls start to strut You can look at them But you shouldn't do that The girl dresses just like pretty And I just never heard pretty Me want a punani It was a banger Yeah it was

He had a lot of songs about punanis for a while Yeah But I don't know I think it might fall out of the purview. It's definitely... Yeah, I don't know. You want to hear what some Chechen music sounds like?

Okay, show me Chechen music. Chechen music! So this is what they want, Russian. This is what they want Russian This is what they want Russian music to sound like now This is Chechen music I mean this just sounds All like Soccer music

Yeah just like I picture just the Trashiest skinny dudes With matching Track suits And those weird beards. Because all the Cheshins, it's all the fighters in the UFC. What's the beard they have?

Khabib or whatever. It's like they don't have this part. It's all like the Abe Lincoln beard. You know, like Khabib. Oh, interesting. All the fighters, they have all those same beards. They all have the Abe Lincoln. Yeah.

Because they're all like the muslim russians or whatever and that's the style interesting yeah yeah well chechio that's gonna be impossible of course that's gonna be impossible to enforce the beats per minute of new songs that are coming out definitely a tough one but they can enforce the radio stations that's's for sure. But I think they're going to have to make a special request because I can't imagine them taking Steven Seagal's Me Want the Poonani off the air. Yeah, they'll grandfather that in.

I think he gets grandfathered in. That's the only thing. I mean, we're joking, but that probably does play in fucking all the time. Of course it does. Me want the Poonani. Hit song. Gypsy Rose, we were going to mention this last week, but Gypsy Rose, Blanchards, husband Ryan Anderson

speaks out after the split came out of the blue. Was the pussy good? Is that what he was talking about? Well, she was mentioning back in the day, she was saying the dick good, dick too good. Remember that? Yeah, dick too good. And then people asked about it, and she goes, don't listen to the haters. You got the best dick in the day she was saying the dick good dick too good remember that and then people asked about it and she goes don't listen to the haters you got the

best dick in the game and within so this guy we've kind of mentioned about how this guy this is why we were going through the mugshot shorties and all that stuff you know what I mean because this motherfucker put in time he put in the work he put in hours years

why does she have black teeth? I don't know. She's weird looking. And then, I mean, you know, they're basically, a lot of people are saying the people, her mom had like the Munchausen by proxy. A lot of people are sort of saying, like, that's what a lot of these Hollywood

parents have is like trans Munchausen by proxy. Oh yeah, of course, yeah. Well, you basically make your kid do all these like hormone treatments. And even after all that, all the new, like think about how much of that, all the new studies came out basically being like, like all the, yeah, yeah. Basically said like it did, most kids like grow out of it and stuff like that. It's funny because J.K. Rowling's been just arguing

with people non-stop. It's funny because conservatives are all about her, I guess. But if you actually look at what J.K. Rowling's argument is, it's essentially like we need to stop this because men are so bad. She's like old school.

She's an old school feminist where men are bad. Keep them out of our fucking spaces. Even if they dress up like a classic term. She's like old school. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's an old school feminist where like men are bad. Keep them out of our fucking spaces. And she's like, even if they dress up like a girl, that's still a man. And we hate men. Yeah, we hate men and we want women only.

I mean, the one thing she says, which is like the most reasonable thing, is she's like, yeah, if there's like a battered women's shelter, we don't want guys showing up there because you're like, we should at least have that. And they're like,

no, you can't have that. You will not have that. Well, then I'm going to ruin Harry Potter for half of you. But it is funny that her whole pitch is just like, dudes are so bad, right? But yeah, I guess that is true. To some degree, you're like, a percentage of guys is who's going to do the most damage. Yeah. You know.

But anyways. Guys are the ones punching women on the streets. Also, yes, the white male rage rage mega but so gypsy rose she's got her husband uh this guy's husband this motherfucker he was writing letters to her doing the whole deal and then uh basically they were together for like two months yeah and then she went home she went back with her other boyfriend that she was in with jail before this guy left him in the dust i thought she maybe found like some like kato kalin scenario nah nah nah i mean this guy was the original pen pal ouch that's fucked up it is kind of fucked up. Well behind bars, Blanchard

wed Anderson in July of 2022, but just three months after she was released from prison, the pair have separated. In the wake of the news of their split, Anderson has claimed that Blanchard, 32, has been linked to her ex-boyfriend, Ken. So this dude got ass-fucked.

I mean, listen, in today's day and age, it's really hard to... The fame gets to you, you know? If Harry and Meghan can't stay together, Gypsy Rose and Ryan? Ryan? Yeah. It's actually pretty funny because there's the one,

the original thing where she goes, Ryan, your dick's just too good. Don't let other people... I got bad news for the next chick who's going to pick up, who Ryan's going to good. Don't let other people... I got bad news for the next chick who's going to pick up who Ryan's going to rebound. She's like, this? This is the dick she was talking about?

Definitely Ryan's... Some chick who's just got big, loves TLC shows. Sure. Loves all this dumb shit and she'll take a crack at Ryan and be like, really? This is the dick that was apparently so good?

She's like, I can barely find it. He's a big boy, Ryan. He's a large man. Speaking out on the reports of the rekindled romance with her ex, Anderson told Mail Online, I'm not doing well with it. For me, it just came out of the blue.

I had no idea she kept strong feelings for him. The 37-year-old went to insist, but she's keeping their puppy, whom they adopted together. She's taking the dog as well. Taking the dog. So this guy's just getting fucked.

He lost that hot piece of ass. This goes to show you, never do anything for convicted felons. No. They're untrustworthy for a reason. They're untrustworthy people. And you know what the other thing is?

When their mom is fat and crazy, I'm not saying they're always going to be fat and crazy. There's a lot of red flags there. A lot of red flags as a fat and crazy mom. Oh, it sucks too because this guy probably

had a couple months where he's like, I fucking did it, man. I cracked the case. Sent a million letters to her, did all this corresponding for 10 years and it's actually paying off. I can't did it, man. I cracked the case. Sent a million letters to her, did all this corresponding for 10 years, and it's actually paying off.

I can't believe it. You can't beat the biology of they got a fat, crazy mom. Yeah. Fat, crazy mom always comes down to roost. You know what I mean? Yep. Yep. Eventually, the child becomes the fat, crazy mom.

Listen, you can take the daughter away from the fat, crazy mom, but can you take the fat, crazy mom out of the daughter? I don't think so. Pooryan poor ryan poor and poor one out for poor ryan i put my hinge date to work around the house and then we broke up this is hey listen there's this woman and she posted this is the girl who i was you've seen this this keeps going viral everywhere yeah no no but this was when i said the original model this chick is the plus size model where i go what this chick was the plus size model this chick's a model the other one was actually kind of like had some curves or whatnot this chick you look at you go what okay yeah yeah this this is uh well she's basically been

she the whole thing was she says that she makes guys do uh housework on her date or whatever and i'm just like i mean it's not that crazy if i like you started dating a girl and she was like hey do you mind like could you do this thing because it's like a guy thing and i can't do it offered but even funnier just like uh how everyone's sort of being like, great idea. I would love to say that just a guy that's like, done the exact same thing. You bring the girl over. You go, hey, I got some laundry for you to do. First date.

Yeah, just laundry. Kitchen's a mess. I actually bought some ingredients for you to bake some fucking cupcakes. Yeah, I have the cupcake foods. And then after I eat them all, I go. You know, I'm just not feeling a spark. Yeah, this wasn't that good. You're no Gordon Ramsay.

And then I post a photo of it. I go. Yeah. You made her make me some cookies. Hey, I made this dumb bitch make me some cookies. That's basically what she did. Yeah. Hey. And she didn't even

Give him his credit She goes He went into it Very confident I think because he wanted To be Mr. Man So he And she recalled

He thought He wanted to come in And be the hero Dude one of the Comments You know Like the comments That are like

Embedded into the Yeah So one of them Was like The top one is Imagine if the rules Were reversed like embedded into the yeah so one of them is like the top one is uh imagine if the rules were reversed whatever this is the funniest thing there was one guy from chris that says dude went hogging and had to build the table not a fair trade dude went hogging that's amazing not a fair trade that's that's amazing i've never never heard the term gone hogging

so dudes if you're out there first date post your videos the things you made no what you really do is is you put the thing together but do a bad job so that she needs you down the line and then if she gets rid of you then you know then she's just doubly fucked she's got this fucked up table then she calls you five months later and she goes hey that like lamp you installed you go so now i've been waiting for your call that's's kind of interesting. You're still holding the screws? You're saying there might be a screw missing? What? I was like,

there could be an exchange. She goes, why don't you just tell me the screws? No, no, no. It has to be these ones. Or you can spend a month finding a new guy on Hinge who knows how to put together this table. Up to you. It's up to you. Up to you. That's what you gotta do. That's a move right there. you know so i put together this table up to you it's up to you up to you that's what you got to do that's a move right there you know when girls they'll say that uh karma will get you for that you know a lot of times it was like uh you'll be like well karma

will sort them out you know what i mean something bad happened to them and they go karma will get them that's sort of the um that's like the whimsical version version of my dad's a lawyer. Do you know who my father is? I mean, listen, the universe will deal with them. Yeah, all right. Well, yeah, I don't know. Also, it was crazy back in the day that when the Christians were... There you go.

like when the Christians were, there you go. When the Christians were really popping off the amount that the pagans, that like, it was crazy like how a lot of the religions weren't even that different at the time. And then it was just like full out.

Like if you believe one little different thing, you're like blasphemous, need to be like murdered. But then it was just like full out like if you believe one little different thing you're like a blasphemous thing to be like murdered but then it went back now where everyone's sort of pagan again and they believe blasphemous things like the universe will sort it out for you that is a blasphemous pagans with their no you cannot the universe cannot be your god and they probably had no concept of the universe when they were starting all that nonsense, you know? The universe. Yes, you messed with me. Well, we'll see how the universe feels about that. Hate for the universe to find out.

Hate for the universe to take you out back and take those fucking little kneecaps here. Well, maybe the universe is all these... The universe is... Hey, look, the universe is a good guy. What work? Is it possible that the universe has been doing some work in the NYC lately? Yeah, what about that karma, huh?

I think that's just the universe settling some little debts. That is funny, though. There's zero chance any of those ten chicks who got punched in the head were like, did I do something? I don't think they think the universe worked against them. Karma only works one way.

Karma only works for their foes. Yeah, exactly. It's only negative if it's happened to someone else who wronged them. The universe only sort of makes things even for them. Yeah. If they're feeling like they're not getting on the other way. Okay. So we are going gonna go to the patreon we have a bunch of other stuff over there patreon.com slash the boys cast we actually have a couple big episodes in store yes we do we're gonna have rosanna on this week too but then i got too sick

and i was gonna do her podcast and then i was. I had to cancel fucking so much shit this week. Sickest man in comedy. Yeah, sickest man in comedy but we still did. No matter how much stuff we had to cancel, we always come through to make the boys cast happen. Come through for the dogs. Sign up for the Patreon. Sign up at patreon.com slash the boys cast where we

will be doing a shooting exponenzo. He holds it the way he's holding the i hold mine sideways you don't hold your side everybody's like ryan's got no trigger control that's no everyone knows you hold it sideways there was uh there was this video i'm gonna tell you the photo of like the it was like the navy posted some photo of some guy who's like some like top guy in the navy and the hot guy in the navy is a top and he was hot and he's like shooting a gun and he's like some like top guy in the Navy. Hot guy in the Navy, you say? Top. And he was hot. And he's like shooting a gun.

And it's one of those things where everything's wrong with it. And the whole comments were just like he had a scope on, and it was on backwards, and the caps were on. And he's like shooting. And people are like, what the fuck is going on? Well, I have a recommendation. This came through my brother. And I vetted it myself myself and i agree with it

okay and he says uh it's a retirement plan by nick cage and it's like it's so crappy but it's honestly pretty good and this is what he said he goes hard to sift through 10 quirky ironic movies nick cage does a week but retirement plans actually a recommendation just ironic action movie for the sake of it 70 year old man who beats the shit out of everyone uh this one's actually a decent romp and he says i couldn't even make it through roadhouse but i was down with this one okay and it's like there is some things that don't make sense but he's just like he's literally 75 years old and you just fucking he's a killing machine that can't be stopped and they find out it's him they go it's one of those things where they find out.

They go, what's his name? He goes, that guy. He goes, get your man out of there. He just kills one guy after another. I watched it on the plane, American Fiction, which I thought I was going to hate. It's with Jeffrey Wright. It's actually pretty funny.

What's that about? Basically, it's this black writer. That movie looked brutal. No, it's really funny, actually about it's like basically it's this black writer oh that movie looked brutal no it's really funny actually he liked it it's good yeah he's like this black writer and then they make him like he can't get it like he just is like it on that movie apparently i don't know i got a lot i don't know how it did at the box oh i'm sure it won some awards but anyways i liked it yeah i liked it it was like the whole deal is they're like they want some hood dude so he like he's just like a black author he's like i don't want to write about black shit i'm just happen to be black and i'm like they're making fun of all the like you know all the stuff essentially but and uh but he's just like i'm just

like an author and then uh and then the only way he can get something made is like he's like this hood dude who's like on the run from the law or whatever and then he has to like and then the gets out of control and becomes like the biggest book in the world yeah anyways he liked it it was pretty good okay that to me

looked kind of corny I watched the trailer yeah I thought it was going to be kind of corny too as I watched it and then I just kind of I heard someone recommended it on Twitter

actually that's why I watched it because someone was like it was really funny it was pretty funny you heard the recommendations here first I will see people in Atlanta

and I'll be in Connecticut San Diego this weekend Austin and Hamilton, Ontario Houston here first. I will see people in Atlanta. And I'll be in Connecticut. San Diego. This weekend. Austin. And Hamilton, Ontario. Houston. Houston.

Houston. We have a coughing. Peace. Later.