The Boyscast with Ryan Long - SAM TRIPOLI ON THE BOYSCAST

Episode Date: August 7, 2020

patreon.com/theboyscast Sam Tripoli is a legendeary Los Angeles Comedian and the host of @tinfoilhatcast @punchdrunksports @brokensimshow. He gives The Boyscast the inside scoop on Everything going on in The World right now From LA Comedy Cancelations to Wayfair Cabinets.  @SamTripoli  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead. But we gonna live forever. But we gonna live forever. You can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead. Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, welcome to the Boyscast. The first podcast exclusively for the boys. We're just out here showcasing male artists. And today, we have Sam Tripoli.

Now this is a guy, legendary, legendary, you know, Los Angeles comedian. You know, regular at the comedy store for years. He's been in the game doing cool ass shit forever. And he's the host of the Tinfoil Hat with Sam Tripoli and a bunch of other stuff. But a lot of times when I touch on the conspiracy stuff, a lot of people think it's pretty cool and want me to go deeper. So this was, I even mentioned, I like having a guy that kind of knows the scoop. So I was able to ask him some of the questions.

But we also talked about real stuff, like all of the stuff that's going down with all the Los Angeles comedians right now and everyone getting canceled. And he's there in the mix. These are like his friends. So it's kind of cool to hear his take when he actually knows these people

and it's not just like hearsay. he he told me at the beginning he goes i only have an hour when we were scheduling because he had something else after so i tried to keep it to an hour to be like respectful but then afterwards we ended up dicking around for like another uh 15 minutes at the end so that was cool um if i also have another podcast that i just released a solo episode at patreon.com slash the boys cast. And I set up the discord, uh, for at the, at the boys cast.

So if you, if you are, uh, join the patron, you are in the discord and people are starting to chat. It's starting to get busy. We're having some convos over there at the boys cast Patreon. Um,

on top of that, I'm doing a Sam Tripoli's club, August 15th I think I mentioned it in the podcast but it's the dojo in New Jersey so that's the first time I'm coming back to do an hour of me bombing for an hour no it wasn't like that there was a part of me that's like

oh comedy I'm gonna come back and I'm gonna stink and then I did two or three shows around here and I was like no I got it I just had to remember some of my jokes it was actually refreshing because I've been doing all these videos and podcasts and stuff and I'm like okay yeah whatever and then I did stand up and I was like, no, I got it. I just had to remember some of my jokes. It was actually refreshing because I've been doing all these videos and podcasts and stuff. And I'm like, okay, yeah, whatever. And then I did stand up and I was like, ooh, yeah, I think I'm better at this. I think this is the thing that I'm the best at.

So that was cool to be back in the game. And I'm going to do ours. Clubs are starting to open up. And when things are popping off, I'm going to be doing tours and all that stuff. So other than that, without without further ado this is my conversation with the man the legend sam tripoli locked and loaded locked loaded how are you brother good thanks for making the time i know you're busy as hell right now eh thank you dude but yeah dude no problem i dude i mean i'll talk about it i think your work is so great dude I think what you're doing you're right up there with like Tim Dillon and you guys are doing great fucking shit dude

thanks buddy no I know I was so sick that um you know when I just being new in New York and people like you sharing it because I told you this but the comedy club that was my spot that I went to seven times a week and we're started by the way way, if that's cool with you. Oh, we started? Okay. Yeah, sure. Yeah, why not? I love that. Fuck it, we're in it. Anyways, what I said about black people and Jews,

I didn't mean. Anyways, can we delete that? Yeah, 500,000 tops was the quote. What? 500,000 tops was the quote, I believe you said. No, dude, but the guy, Joe DiGiuto, he'll think this is so cool because I'm telling you, dude, when I first, when I was doing that club, you were like his guy, and he was in all the Death Squad message boards,

and he kind of, like, followed you guys around to some shows and stuff. So when he brought you to Niagara Falls, he's like your biggest fan. Well, thank you. Joe's great, dude. I think he banged my next, my co-host, but. No. Possibly. I don't know.

But the whole thing is this dude it's the death squad was amazing i think at some point there's going to be a story done on it by somebody a movie a doc something about how many of you're getting canceled well yeah i well i mean like that will be part of the story as well man about this this tree of rogan that has been like kind of they're trying to cut down all the branches but i think people have wised up to it and that's why the callum thing kind of fizzled very quickly and people like oh come on dude i mean it's so obvious what you're doing but before we get into all that i just want to say man honestly that that video you put out is probably the best political comedy i've seen in

a long time dude i mean thanks buddy it really is it was so well done and it's it's why things like the daily show are dying because they're they're not going into the dangerous waters and that's that was so well done it's like a whole team of people couldn't put out something that well that you and you and i i don't know if the gentleman was in the video with you helps you write it but i just write i write and edit them all but he's like a super funny guy one of the one of the jokes was from his act actually that he does this on stage but he says uh people of color well we call them people of color as long as we call them people of color as long as we're classifying them he actually does that on stage so No, it's really funny, dude.

And it's like it's your racist and woke artisan. It's so true. And just nobody pumps the brakes on these people at all. And it cracks me up. So when there's some original people like you, my ego will throw me in with that as well. Oh, hell yeah. Of course you are.

People just like they resonate with it, and they just call it, oh, you're so unique. It's like, no, it's just honesty, man. Yeah. It's just like, dude, I really love what you do, and I think it's great. Thanks. Dude, you are right, though. It's like people a lot of times are connecting with someone that just isn't lying for once. You know what I mean?

Because you listen to so much stuff, and you go go i just know i'm watching a fucking commercial right now dude what we're watching right now with ellen is like the exposing of a system that just really a rewards uh often uh rewards uh basically lying uh being a cutthroat backstabbing to get to where you want to be. And we're just seeing it all exposed right now. You know, this fucking male toxicity bullshit that we heard. Where is anybody talking about lesbian toxicity or gay toxicity? What Ellen is, Ellen's from the Bay Area, and I don't know if you know this, but the Bay Area, all those comics, really funny.

Most of them trust fund kids, most of them, private school kids. And at some point Ellen, and there's this whole discussion that she's either a Rockefeller or Roth child. When you go far back, she got, she got pushed forward very quickly and she never really got that. A chin check that comes, you know, with when you talk shit, you get hit. And I'm not condoning hitting women in any way or anyone should hit Ellen. I mean, if a meaty lesbian wants to go and give her a fucking reality check, I wouldn't hate it.

OK, I used to do a joke that I said that the reason why lesbians have the most domestic violence is you're fighting over who gets to wear the brush cut. Yeah, right. it's just true and like she just got pushed forward and i see it happen all the time when you don't stumble and you're just pushed to the front of line nobody checks that thought that you are the chosen one right you just scorched the earth when you should be like dude how great is my life i got it all and be happy person love. You just get angrier and angrier because they're just something. Is it right about it? And you're lying and you know, you're lying.

And now, cause you aren't even yourself at anymore. She was saying she's not like, cause a lot of these people, you never see anyone that made the best stuff pop off like really, really quick. Because if stuff pop off like really, really quick. Because if you pop off really quick, you haven't been around long enough to have your own, you know, sense of what you do and what you should do and your own morals.

So they kind of, you get influenced so easily when you're, you know, if you're a comedian that's 24 years old and it all happens so quick and everyone tells you what to do and then you listen to them. It happens to musicians. It happens to everyone. Failure is the admission for success. And some people succeed without it. And I'm telling you,

Ryan, I'm telling you, brother, I've learned this in life. At some point, you gotta, you gotta pay your bill. Okay.

In life, you stumble, right? This is the stumble. And it happens to everybody. some people happens early for me i call that the 2000s to about 2018 i'd say that that was me paying my bill i was just because you had stuff early the whole time i mean literally i'm 47 years old brother and probably till about 43 uh up, up until 43, I was, I was just trending and trying to stay in the game round, you know?

Right. But you, but like early on, it feels like you were, you know, I mean, you've been kind of part of the Hollywood, you know, uh, talked about class, if that makes sense for a long time. Right. And then I came up with these guys, but the level of success, I didn't, I didn't feel any of it until what I I'm came up with these guys but the level of success I didn't I didn't feel any of it until what I I'm very happy with my career some people could look at like compare me to these other guys be like dude no but I'm very happy with I where I am but yeah that's only in the last like three years I was always with these guys you know and you know like who was your like main crew coming up that well who did i who would i like i mean like joey diaz yeah uh rogan was you know successful when i got picked up at

the comedy store but uh you know joey diaz steven azizi um who else is in a brett ernst mazda brani sebastian mascalco we used to co-headline uh comedy clubs together we go out and whoever had the headline the last like half an hour's act they just eat a dick because the crowd laughed so hard during whoever went up first and most of their act that by the time they got up they were tired of laughing they just couldn't laugh anymore yeah and uh so who else i mean i go down the list steve run as easy good friend of mine uh chris d'alia i mean i'm older than these guys but you know chris d'alia brian callen um who else is there out of context it just sounds like you're listing off people that are in trouble right now isn't that crazy it is crazy and you know for me it's

all about rogan and he doesn't play ball and they're really angry at it but it's like you know what we're seeing it with political correctness right now brother it's rules for thee and not for me that's what they're doing right now and it's it's being exposed man and what you're doing right now is the fucking best fuck these theater dorks they're all yeah dorks the suits are losing their power. They fucking hate it. That's the reason why they're going after this clan of podcasters. I know.

I mean, I've been saying that forever, that it's insane that they lost control of the press tour. You know what I mean? At one point, you make a movie, and you go, okay, we'll put you on this. We'll put you on this. We'll put you on this. And now, all of those things they put you on, no one cares. And everyone's like, okay, but can I get on fucking Rogan? Like if I did three late night appearances,

I would have got less followers than I went when I did tinfoil hat with you. You know what I mean? You know, uh, well, who's it? Mark Norman had done like Conan. Yeah. Did all these things that had an hour special. When I wrote the game. You're right.

An hour special. No, no. This was his first hour special on comedy central yeah and like sundays was empty and that's nothing against mark norman he's a fucking murderer amongst murderers at comics but he's the best that was more about like that that old model and yeah you know and it's just like the problem is that the suits got too strong and they just they stopped instead of you know they went from like stand-up comedy dude is so and tell me to shut up if i'm talking too much

no no of course not stand-up comedy is the closest thing to sports dude it is like you gotta get the results or you're garbage and what the suits try to do is they try to say fuck you we're the king makers yeah they literally believe that they put a pile of shit on television that people would worship that pile of shit this is what you like heads yeah it's like if mcdonald's just being like you know what we're not even gonna put buns on anymore like here's your fucking patties and you're like yeah i'll go to somewhere else you know i can make food at home i can go to that restaurant down the street it doesn't have to be a fucking chain restaurant. They're like, here's your pop.

We just pissed in it. Yeah, 100%. And that's what TV did for a very long time. It got overly political. It stopped caring about what the consumer thought. What's that? And one side. It's like, you know what I mean?

It's not even like they got political. They weren't even political commentator shows. They were political pundits, essentially, for a side. Well, you know what's so interesting Is like It's like Trump changed a lot of things But Barack Obama changed a lot of things Because you know

The political correct The political comedy That Hollywood liked really peaked During George Bush man really peaked It was like this fucking evil piece The Green Day era Yeah the Green Day Nine albums about Bush bush man really peaked it was like this fucking evil piece the green day era you know yeah the green day nine albums about bush yeah right and i was like yeah and like even like one of my favorite

bands like uh rage against machine like right now they're really quiet and i'm like where are you dude i mean we have this thing going on tom morello comes out every now and then saying trump's bad but you know well i mean and then it's like, okay, Trump's bad. What about what these democratic mayors and governors are doing right now? Like, where are you saying, like, stop shutting everything down. The suicide rate is going crazy. Give people a chance to fight for their shit. Where is that? You don't hear any of it because it was so much easier when everybody thought the democrats were the little people and the republicans were for the big business and now it's all foobar dude and it's like everyone's got to be people hate thinking they hate it they fucking hate it they love this guy good that

guy bad it was so much easier that way but the whole thing's foobar now because they can't control the narrative the rise of the karens is because the news doesn't control the fucking world anymore. And they didn't want to go after white women because white women had the most purchasing power out of any group in the United States. They've done studies of it. Women are 70% of purchases. They have saved 70% purchases. They have saved 70% purchases. White women from ages like 13, and they're not women, they're girls,

they're about 13 to like 35, have more money spent on them than any other demographic. Yeah. Right? So they didn't want to fuck with them. So to keep those guys in, they just, you know, they kept telling them things that they want to hear, but then they lost their vouch. Kind of like, you know, at a comedy club, if you're like,

yo, this guy, we care what he thinks. he always brings us the good guy and then you bring one clunker all right if the last nine guys you brought here you know i don't care if you're fucking joe rogan if you brought me nine comics that suck balls eventually you're like all right we gotta stop listening to this guy you gotta know how to pick them well they didn't want to demonize white women because they buy everything so and then if you know you've been at comedy clubs nobody personalizes every joke more than a white woman every joke you they think it's somebody they met in their life and they get offended on their behalf and my uncle knew a midget and if that midget was here they'd be really upset like well he's not here calm the fuck down you'd stop getting offended that's how good your life is going you gotta get

offended on somebody else's behalf yeah dude white women are getting it right now i was actually doing i was gonna do a sketch about with white women and get like a some of the funny new york comics but of white women a psa to start hating white men again well you know i'm cool that because that whole 70 cents on the dollar thing was cycle. It was done purposefully so that they could detach white women from white guys, move them over to the oppressed group. And then they could go, Oh yeah. Yeah. And then that whole thing fell apart. And then the internet came and now white women are getting what white guys got. And it's just like,

and the whole thing that's very funny about this Wuhan virus, how Asians were just like, you know, we're Asians. This is the Chinese government. It's not the same thing. We're different things. I'm like, yeah, welcome to being a white guy on Twitter and the American government, right? Because like white guys and the US government

were just clumped together and some redneck who can't read suddenly is like this power structure monster that is fucking making all these horrible decisions. That's the beauty of this it's like what like they keep getting exposed for their hypocrisy yeah i love it yeah it is it is funny and they're sort of noticing it and they're like well we're not that bad you're like yeah they aren't either exactly stop pointing fingers and trying to blame everything on someone it's like the the oldest trick in the book of like let's just pick a group and make them i mean that's what they used to do to fucking black dudes you know what i mean

they go for sure what are all your problems it's their fault you know so they're always the media is always this part of that like oh this is who we're gonna you know we're gonna pick someone and blame everything on them there's a famous saying that the mainstream media is billionaires paying millionaires to convince the middle class that the lower class is all their problems yeah that's exactly what it is so if you think when you like look at all this stuff i know that i'm just yelling at you you're like welcome to sam yelling at ryan for dude everyone loves fucking listen to you that's good my i my friend my uh ex used to always say when you and your friends get together it's just eight guys yelling at the top of their lungs. I call yelling, you know it's a good podcast when you're screaming at each other in agreement.

Yeah, I know. I don't think anyone disagreed, but they're all really angry. Yeah, right. But with the, you know, because you always have like somewhat of like the conspiratorial angle. I mean, that's like at least what Tim Foyle had is. So when you hear about all this stuff with, with Rogan, where it's,

you know, everyone under him is like systematically going down, you know, the natural instinct is to be like, I don't know if it's like when people say that, like, Oh, white men should die.

And you're like, I don't know, that's a conspiracy. And then you see a girl tweet, white men should die. And you're like, I mean, it's kind of right there, whatever.

Right. Well, you know, I think, you know, to what extent is this is this actually uh i don't know what the right word is but like choreographed where they actually are you know i ryan i've been talking about this since they they clipped chris d'alia which was what month ago you've been in the trenches the last a little bit well i was like i was like when they went after joey diaz i'm like oh oh they're going after rogan because joe yeah joey diaz had nothing to do with that and uh chris delia was the low-hanging fruit to get to cal and shop and the rest of those guys that's

how they had to get in and uh i knew it it came out right when he started talking about joe biden isn't fit for presidency and they freaked out he he wouldn't put Joe Biden on his podcast. He wouldn't put Elizabeth Warren on his podcast. And that freaked them out. And it's just like Buddhists talk about how it only takes 1% of the population to change the mass, the group think. And how many people does Joe Rogan meet? mass think the group think okay and uh how many people does joe rogan meet i mean there's 300 and uh 330 million people in la uh in la but in uh in america how many um how many listeners does joe rogan get like yeah an episode i mean it's gotta be over one percent of the population

and and that's the biggest podcast out there and he he's Teflon. He can affect like the group think, and that scares the shit out of them. Oh, for sure. I guess more what I'm saying is, you know, it's kind of like the, whenever a lot of times you, conspiracy theories seem fishy or whatever, like let's say even with 9-11, like a lot of it goes back to the idea where, you know,

I know you've probably gone back and forth on your opinion on that. I think of what happened, but there's a part of you that's like, some of the things go deeper. Yeah. Yeah. You go more deep, but I guess the, where you sort of be like, I don't know, cause they're go, is the government capable? You go to the, any government office and you're like, these people are fucking retards.

And then, so, you know, that's where it sometimes falls apart. You're like the orchestration. I go, so, you know, we can talk about that in a second but back to the rogan thing it's like so what does this look like you know what i mean is it the actual people that are working for these parties you know finding girls like how does it what would the actual like logistics of these things look like well you know here's the whole thing the the girl who kicks this all off is the first girl to accuse chris delalia and she was a dnc intern that's when i go oh fuck something's here because she lists like her accomplishments and the first one was interned for the dnc and

then you know so all these girls come forward and i started seeing these tweets getting and they were all like i was 21 and i thought it'd be funny if i hit him up you're lying you want to dig down from the king okay i live in earth okay i live on earth for women steve o said this very long time ago he goes women want to fuck famous men more than men want to fuck women and just think about that statement yeah how powerful famous dick is you know that's what a lot of these uh you know comics are people that are you know kind of nerdy comics and and then they see that and they're like oh what girls are just like trying to fuck them all the time and you're like yeah not for you but for him yes but then they get the power see what we're seeing is this whole this thing with that there's that the the

industry did which was uh push nerds forward that there was a time where you couldn't tell if you were industry or talent they looked exactly like it was like an army of elvis costellos were fucking everywhere right yeah and but these guys never got girls ever ever yeah yeah ever i'll be back to pussy so they never knew how to deal with these girls so even though they're famous they're not that pretty and sometimes they want a girl and the girl's like i don't know and he's they just don't know like they watch animation porn forever they think girls like eels in their fucking bjjs and they think that's how that's what sex is all about and they just can't handle the power it's like this thing where it's like you know i i you know on my podcast a lot i'll

find somebody some random person right now we'll be hanging out and i'll be like dude you're great you should be on my podcast and they come on my podcast right and they just go nuts they just they're not they're not built for even at the smallest levels of my podcast built for that kind of fame it just blows them they can't handle it it. It is a lot. I mean, you know, yeah, well, yeah, but there, you know, now, but there was a time where we like there was like 5,000 people and I was like, yeah, I was like, fuck all my friends get a hundred thousands. I'm getting five. I'm like, what am I doing wrong?

But even then these people's heads would explode because I call it when the puppet thinks they're a real boy, right? And you're like, okay. They just can't handle it. It's same thing with these nerds, man. They get all this power and they don't know how to talk to women. And they just go to like, cause I believe that everybody has a dictator inside them. And that's why you do like spiritual work is like to get away from that knuckle dragging caveman shit. Yeah.

Like Zen. But even they're just beta dictators. That's all it is. They all want to be. I mean, dude, look at the Ellen is like the example of like how much hypocrisy Hollywood is. is i mean you've got a 60 year old lesbian dancing with kids why her gay producer is just trying to fucking hump every boy on the fucking set like a dog that hasn't been neutered we're supposed to worry about male toxicity dude yeah it's crazy yeah there and there's also this thing with those like you can imagine how if you were like some nerdy dude then you finally get super famous

and you're like oh i'll get all the girls and then the girl like wants to fuck some you know dude that's playing at joe's tavern for fucking you know two dollars a night you're like what the fuck i even do this for and they also say and then they play the victim the funniest thing that i've noticed lately is when a lot of these guys they'll go oh these guys are bullies and that's their energy and they're making that analogy that because people are fun of them. And you're like, well, no, the analogy is you're the nerd and this guy's the jock. But you're trying to have him suspended all day, every day. But you're leaving out that part where you went to the fucking principal and tried to have him expelled for something that had nothing to do with you. Now he hates you.

But no one, people like, you know, everyone's adults in this fucking industry. And most of the people that are, you know, confident dudes are pretty nice people, to be completely honest. What you're talking about, dude, is basically the equivalent of bumper bowling, okay? I used to, I come from bowlers, long bowlers, and my family had just bowling murderers. They were bowling murderers. And they would take on these teams where the teams were so bad, they had to put bumpers in, and they'd get all this like handicap because they were trying to level the playing field that's all political correctness is

is at some point people realize they can't compete so instead of going i'm just not good enough they try to change the game yes so these rules are set so that they can compete in these rooms okay like when people talk about bulgar comedy they just hate it because they can compete in these rooms, okay? Like when people talk about vulgar comedy, they just hate it because they can't do it well. Yeah, I know. So they want these, like, you know, and like Portland's notorious for these, like, you know, and I got nothing against trans people, dude.

I really don't care. I'm not into like, oh, dude, let's get rid of the trans agenda bullshit. I mean, they're the most powerless human beings probably in America. I mean, they're the most marginalized people in the world. But they create these open mics where their comedy succeeds. But when you talk about them, it's not even them that created it. It's like, you know, some like 20-year-old college chick that created it for them. Yeah, it's so crazy.

But it's just like they try to create this atmosphere in which – this environment where they were there listen people want to outlaw a world a world that has their uh weaknesses and and hold on what's what's to say i always say it's like people want to outlaw their their weaknesses and uh and and basically uh uh power their strengths they want i mean that is the move that's what you do when you're picking up chicks it's like if you're a you know guy that's the move. That's what you do when you're picking up chicks. It's like, if you're a guy that's not good at sports, I mean, you would be like, oh, the fucking sports or whatever. I mean, that is a power move. Like, to be

honest, yeah, that is how you do it, but it can become toxic, I think, like you're saying. Yeah. It's just like, dude, it's like, I used to watch Chris D'Elia just go up on stage and crush, and girls would just swoon on him. They love him, man. They would come and just they would literally present themselves. I'm not even kidding when i say that yeah did you ever watch enter the dragon i know a couple chicks in toronto that smashed alia yeah i how about that one girl's like yeah

i was just joking and then i went to his hotel and he was like come up i was like no way i was like dude respect it's like dude you're such a liar and you look so dumb. And I just want to say something. Listen, man, if you've been sexually assaulted, ladies, please go to the police. Go to the police. No girls listen to this podcast. Go to law enforcement. Yelling down a well.

Yeah, go to law enforcement. But I also want to tell you, if your career hasn't worked out and a reporter calls you and asks you if anyone did blah, blah, blah, your career isn't going to get back on track by making up stories. It's helped a few. What? It's helped a few careers. Who? Who's blown up like that? Dude, there's definitely been some comics.

Who? Where? Name me one. Like, dude, name me one. I mean, Amber Heard is probably the closest to making up a story and now she's getting kneecap for being i'm not saying some of them it didn't come back to haunt them and you know anytime you take shortcuts it's always going to come back to haunt you but like you know the girls that started me too or whatever like there's a lot of people that you know kind of that became their brand you know that's it you make money in outrage but where's that go that goes nowhere yeah and you like box yourself in to a crazy degree

and nobody wants to work with you because they think you're the snitching cunt that's why so what happens with these guys okay so you know there was there was cal and you know they're trying to go for diaz it was delia and you know whatever all of these things are so what's going on right now do you think like you kind of know these guys are they are they like fucked is it they disappear for a year and then come back is it like the louis thing like what what happens now i think the best thing that happened to chris d'alia was this cal and stuff coming out and everybody realizing oh dude this is just all full of shit yeah this is just amazing listen dude i i did a whole video on this you know the, the Comedy Store, The Wall's Whisper.

I watched that. You know what everybody's doing? And it's like people go, well, why didn't you say something? Because if you take a shot and you miss, you're fucked, okay? You are fucked. Yeah. So you kind of wait until there's this groundswell and everybody moves together as one. Everybody knew that Louis C.K. did that. kind of wait till there's this groundswell and everybody moves together as one everybody knew

that louis ck did that tic nagaro's a cunt and she acted like she didn't know fucking anything she knew everything while she was cashing checks okay right she knew the whole thing about what louis ck made like a show with him and all that stuff like yeah so she knew it she's just a hypocritical cunt and we see that a lot in fucking hollywood so lou everyone aziz azari was an asshole the reason everybody pushed back real people pushed back on chris hardwick because that wasn't him and that's why he's back dude he's you know his girl basically saying his was like the johnny depp thing where he's like oh he was like uh verbally abusive and all that stuff and then it turns out she was like completely that she literally used it to promote some dumb fuck movie that she had in some like independent, some independent film festival.

I could not believe that. It was so obvious. So he's back because it was such a lie. Aziz Azari treated everybody like shit. That's why this came out. He treated everybody like there's a very famous story of aziz azari uh kicking all the local comics out of a green room at a at a comedy festival kicking them all fucking out bill burr walks up going what are what are you guys doing uh z's kicked us all he's like fuck that and he

brought them back in because bill burr is a real g yeah that's aziz az art he's exactly what we're talking about he's he's in that ellen mode right but but hands up if you're a lady but but what that girl said wasn't real like he should have seen it in my eyes get the fuck out of here i actually know someone that knows the girl who broke the aziz story or whatever and she said that the magazine was uh like she didn't she kind of like felt bad about it after the fact and it was like her first month working there or whatever and the magazine like pressured her super hard like we have to push this this is what you do as a journalist like you take people down they kind of said that and she was like i don't and she she sort of had regrets about the whole thing because she felt like uh she was like bullied into sort of doing this well you know i

have weird feelings on that one because i don't think anybody should lose their career, but I do like a chin check. That was the most chin check in that motherfucker. He treated people like shit, man. You're right. I'm sure you've kind of said that. Yeah, you've already said this, but it's like it doesn't make it like rape.

You know what I mean? It's not. It's not at all. Obviously, the purpose of all this stuff is to make people scared, and it's not it's not at all thing too where you know obviously the purpose of all this stuff is to you know make people scared and it's fucking working like you know people are if i see another guy if i see another white male comic put out guys we gotta be better what do you mean what are you talking about dude i mean dude every time we do a show we gotta get a girl on here we have to do it we have to put a woman on the show that's how we do it dude that's how we do it man i think dude so i want just for chris d'alia brian callen

i think they'll come back i think people realize after a while that um that this was just something else i think brian will have a much easier chance than chris because chris kind of got the blunt of it because he was the first one uh i don't think jeffrey ross is coming back what also just to go back to chris it seems like there's also another thing with dalia where he people like couldn't we were salivating to get him down too right so it's like one of those things where they're like oh chris dilly is taking down they're like here's the thing and they're like i don't even care what the thing is let's's go. You know what I mean? 100%. They couldn't wait to bring him down. 100%.

And listen, dude, like I said, the comedy store whispers wall, the comedy store walls whisper. Okay. And I'd never heard anything about underage girls. Not saying it's not possible, but never heard anything about that. I just heard that he, he basically fucked all of hollywood he basically dropped a dick on every chick a rock okay and that pissed some people off now he has some weird quirk and i won't get into that because that's his story and he he's taking enough shit but it's

nothing illegal big act out that's the quirk yeah he likes to do like some medieval like renaissance shit in bed it's all weird shit everything's a scene from game of thrones right that's very weird uh callan i've asked everybody everybody did you ever hear a story about calum raping anybody universally 100 no callan is a poon hound but callan's one of those guys that likes the court chicks and to be honest with you that's kind of what i mean i like women going yeah let's have sex i'm like i can't believe this chick is fucking you know like that's what he's in he's not this guy and the fact that there's female i looked at

amy schumer that fucking cow and looked at her before this what were you friends with her at one point no no, no. Okay. I'm going to tell you something. Young Amy Schumer, and this could be said about anybody, but when young Amy Schumer just done Last Comic Standing, I mean, there was no – I've never seen, like, a more attractive female comic in my life. I mean, she was drop-dead gorgeous. The internet turned on her, though.

Well, I think that's what a lot of this is about, about the Rogan shit, is because he called her a joke thief on her show and now everywhere she goes, every comment is, you're a fucking joke thief, and she's angry. That's why she writes at the Brian Callen, have a good day, Brian Callen. That's a fucking, like,

boom. There's definitely some, I think you're probably right that it's 70% that, and then there is this other percent where, like, people just get these fan bases they're terrified of. Like, when she, you know, when this stuff happened, there was probably 10,000 tweets of her being like, hello, Amy, like, let's go. Give your statement about how men are bad.

And then she's like, I can either. And they're sort of boxed into their own thing where they can either say, he's my friend, and then everyone tells you you're the worst. There's no right answer. Here's a conspiracy. Her, her cousin uncle is Chuck Schumer. He's DNC very deep. Is that true? Yeah. Yeah. Crazy. He's he's been Epstein's Island. So many of her friends have been.

Okay. So what's the thing about, okay. So I know how the flight logs came out and said some comedians are on it. And then I've heard some people be, you know, say that's true. And then some people are like, no, that's not actually the real flight logs. What's the real scoop on that? I mean, dude, here's the thing. Barack Obama passed a bill which basically legalized, they were doing it anyways, that the U.S. government could use propaganda on their on the on the masses it's now they could do it and that's what you're seeing right now is something called non-linear warfare that's where

the u.s the powers that be basically throw facts from every angle from both sides so you don't know what's coming and going how would it be illegal before like what would why would it be illegal before the whole notion that the u.s. government could legally lie to the population was, I would think most people tell you that. Yeah, they don't do that. And it's like, yeah, they do. But now they legally can do it. You know what I'm saying? Okay, it ain't illegal to lie.

Yeah, right. So, you know, there's Kathy Griffin, Michelle Wolfe, and that's a dangerous one because everybody loves Michelle Wolfe in New York. And just saying that name probably pisses some people off. I thought she was on the flight logs. Why are they bringing comedians to the island? Well, you know, I heard this a long time ago from some people, someone that Jeffrey Epstein used to have a brunch with New York City Comics. There was a bunch of them.

Really? He would have lunch with them, yeah. Why, though? Is it because the comedians can influence people? Yeah, probably. Probably that. Everybody likes hanging out with comics, you know? They do, yeah.

Right? So it's like, dude, I'm going to tell you something, man, and I've been talking about this. Netflix, dude dude is the tmz what tmz is to reality stars netflix is the comics and what do i mean by that i don't know if you remember when um uh tmz destroyed tom cruise destroyed angelina jolie those were like 20 million dollar opening brands when that was the tom cruise that did they destroy him with the when he was on the couch and stuff or that's yeah and all the like and all the scientology videos like man dude elon hubbard is my man you know he's just going crazy everyone's wild for a

bit and they went and so tmz went like really hard on him. Is that the idea? Yeah. And they destroyed the brand. Now outside of Mission Impossible, nobody goes and sees TMZ. I mean, nobody goes and sees Tom Cruise. You know, I mean, hopefully, you know, Top Gun, you know, they might go see that. And then Angelina Jolie, same thing. She was a huge brand. They kneecapped her. So all the. How did they kneecap her?

They just started putting out how, what a crazy person she was, you know, putting out her, you know, first of all, that's the thing about her and Brad Pitt when she kind of went behind Jennifer Aniston's back. I don't know why I know all this, but I do. Yeah, it's the gossip corner. So they kneecapped her and she stopped selling tickets.

So the studios are like fuck that and they bought tmz and now if you know tmz i didn't know it's all about reality stars and what they do is they build these reality stars up into big things and then when they need a scandal they'll throw them out and it's just disposable celebrities that's's what I think Netflix does with comedians. They build these comics up, make them names that you recognize because everybody sees their specials, they're selling out. And when they need a scandal, they just throw it out. I mean, I'm going to say something. If Crystalia goes down, right, what is the brand that gets crushed?

The Crystalia brand. But any, like the whole thing with Tom hanks or steven spielberg that they're super protected because they're so attached oh i see what you're saying so that's why he's disposable yeah yeah yeah yeah because they're like oh we're gonna take down uh johnny depp and they're like we have pirates caribbean 645 coming out so i don't think we're gonna that's not gonna be happening pal right 100 the guy uh brian i forget what his name is he's a uh director he's been called a pedophile thousand times dude by a thousand people the guys touch brian singer brian singer yeah i mean over and over again nothing's happened because he's he's attached to all these giant fucking franchises

but comedians they build them up just big enough so everyone knows their name and then okay throw him out no brands get destroyed yeah that's why it's like it is i'm almost like it feels like to me almost you're like you gotta want to stay out of that system like even recently we're talking about snl and they're doing the thing and people were like you know they want you to submit or whatever and i was like why so i could get it and they could take it away from me like and ruin my life or what shane gillis was set up to fail dude nobody talks about saturday night live unless there's a scandal and that's what they do yeah so it does feel like all this stuff so okay so then jeffrey ross what's happening with him then in your opinion because basically they're saying

he dated a 15 year old of whatever 20 you know the other thing is with all this stuff it's like okay if you look at a group of people and it's not like comedians are any different than athletes or any other group in terms of like how they deal with women or whatever. And you go, okay, 50% of these guys are, you know,

a problem and need to be disappear. You go, we might want to evaluate what, like how we're thinking of what's bad. If you think 50% of the people should be in jail, essentially. Dude, let me just tell you something.

The demonization of sex is done purposefully because it's it's the old school church shit well it's i i think it even goes i mean because it's the only weapon that works right now like all the other stuff it's the one thing that everybody does that it's like if you do something weird with it people get weirded out meaning like if i only eat zucchini right people aren't gonna boycott my product because i only eat zucchini if i only like dance backwards no one's gonna give a shit that i dance backwards but if i like to fuck my pillow at night some people might be like fuck that dude yeah he's a fucking weirdo but it's the one thing everybody it's like it's like pooping peeing eating breathing right uh and water and sex are

the one things all of us for the most part do and it's the one thing you can demonize because people be like you're into like getting choked and spit on be like dude that's fucking weird but i like to be called the n-word bet which is true so it's like really right yeah it's this weird shit not by the girl by the guy watching but yeah right that's the best part but um so the point is it's the one thing you could totally demonize so it's been done on purpose to do that yeah it came at the same time as like you know we're gonna be all sex positive like all sex is amazing but also we're gonna like if you did anything like uh you know that wasn't like basically a church relationship a hundred years ago you're like you're fucked and you're like okay you know it's like take dwight howard right i got a joke about him he got busted banging trans i'm like dude if you have 10 kids by eight

women you want to fuck something that doesn't come with a child support payment right so he bangs these trans right and then this trans comes out and i go why are you guys cool with her coming out about this this this basically plays into homophobia which is you know trans oh you're banging trans you're you're you're queer and blah blah blah why why is this a big deal why is tmz running with this because this is like i want to suck five girls' dicks, that's my business. Yeah, right? If you want to wear makeup and suck a couple dicks, as long as you're not hurting kids,

which goes back to what Jeffrey Ross is, and the thing nobody's talking about is in that article, she talks about finding photos with girls with no pubic hair. That's why I'm mad at Jeffrey Ross. I've known Jeffrey Ross for fucking years. i've known jeffrey ross for fucking years i've known him for years man you guys have been nice to me guys yeah what we're talking about cp right here but were you in a fight were you were you kind of against him on this one like publicly oh yeah i'm the only one that talks about it mostly because why is this guy getting a pass and chris d'alia's getting murdered brian kellens getting murdered and

listen dude i have a sex addiction, okay? I have a really bad sex addiction. I go to fucking – I'm actually missing my sex addiction meeting right now to do this podcast. You go to the meetings? Yeah, dude, 100 – Dude, I got to, dude.

I got to fucking – Most of my addictions all come from sex. Sex is the anchor and everything else, you know, does that. Well, that's true because if you're in that, like, game you're like well i got a drink i don't want to fucking crush dude i started being sexually at five i got weird at five with the girls down the street i mean when you start at five you start kicking the can pretty far down the road yeah you know it just it just gets weird you know sort of another thing that comes with like eccentric people a little bit always right well yeah i I mean, like comics

I do jokes about this When did we become these moral fucking high ground characters? That's comedy Dude, right? I mean, fucking Richard Pryor Smoked crack and beat his women You know what I'm saying? Paul Mooney fucked Richard Pryor's kid

I mean, like, where are you? Sam Kesson showed up at the comic store, shot it up with guns, dude. It's like weird. Yeah, outlaws. Jerry Seinfeld fucked a 17-year-old with the biggest tits on the planet. They were so big, everyone's like, those titties aren't fucking underage, right?

It's like, who is that? Dude, Bill Cosby, who was at the point, the pinnacle of pure comedy, is in jail right now for a roofing chicks i mean like where is that moral and it's what it is it's unfunny comics trying to take down people because if they think they get rid of enough people they can move up to somewhere they can slide in there i'm doing a video with aaron berg uh this this week comedians against comedy dude i'm totally down with that, dude.

Isn't that good? Because it's so true. New organization of comedians that are... You know, hell have no fury like a white woman in her 40s with no kids that realize the career is not happening. They just want to scorch the fucking earth. Right. You know?

Yeah, it's funny because I guess so, like, you know, to go back to, like, the stuff that you've been doing, it is kind of funny because there's, like, all these things. Everyone's, you know, this guy said the wrong thing. We need to get this guy to club. And you're kind of like, your fight is like, yeah, but also there's, like, everyone here is fucking children. Can we talk about that, please?

Yeah. Right? I mean, like, that was my whole thing with Ross. It's just, like, why is it nobody talking about that? I talked to this one one comic I'm not gonna say her name but she's like dude if you accuse somebody of pedophilia they could sue you I go you've literally done that with Chris D'Elia yeah what's the difference and some people want to be like oh it's Jews Jews Jews you know you hear it's not it it's like I just think that like

at the highest levels pedophilia is the jump in like they always say I always think it's like i just think that like at the highest levels pedophilia is the jump in like they always say i always think it's kind of funny with that one specifically when people always kind of say oh it's a conspiracy this and that and you're like i mean yeah and it was three other times that was proven true the catholic church the british foster care service so like this has already happened a few other times and been proven true so if i i want to ask you something and if how many cases in one year would you say would have to happen for you to think something's going on with the cling global initiative like and this isn't this is conspiracy only and this is cases that are like reported or cases that are like people were arrested let's say oh okay Oh, okay. How many cases? Yeah, I mean. Big cases.

Not just like dude on the street, you know, whacking off near a school. Not that kind of creepy. But like straight up child sex trafficking. How many cases do you think? Okay, so, and we're talking about like a group of like five or ten people that are like his administration. Yep, yep, yep. Or an organization. Yeah.

Or a high-ranking individual. Cases where it's like actually proven this happened. They were arrested, going to trial, blah, blah, blah. And some were convicted, others were killed. If I was to like even use comedy logic where you're like, this is a pattern for sure. Three. Okay. Right.

Because in 2019, there were five. Yeah. So, you know, three. Nobody talks about that. NXIVM, Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah. yeah so you know three you're like nexium nobody talks about that nexium jeffrey epstein yeah um whoever went pretty even you're like my grandparents they're not most of my life but like those grandparents are like yeah jeffrey epstein did this there is people don't realize the case against el chapo that some of the some of the charges were child sex trafficking

in which he gave 20 million million to the Clean Global Initiative. Is the El Chapo one? So is the El Chapo one child sex trafficking, or is the El Chapo one like they have a bunch of fucking prostitutes and some of them are 16? Like, you know what I mean? Dude, I'm telling you, the currency. So I always say this, dude.

Okay, so you say, yeah, because you're saying essentially. The real money in life life the real shit that matters dude is i call it gods okay gold oil drugs slavery that's the real money everything else is disposable nike you think nike is important to somebody the people who own nike at the highest level that's their like third or fourth fifth bitch okay the real money is in gold oil drugs like pharmaceuticals and illegal narcotics and sex slavery uh human trafficking that's the real money in the trillions in the trillions over so you think yeah that's so what because that's even when i think of bill clinton you're like but why why is this guy like he's a bread when he's the

president why is he fucking selling kids? And you're saying it's just such a huge industry that they can't keep their grubby paws off of it. Well, it's like he was positioned there because he played ball. Like a lot of people don't understand. Right, so it's not negotiable. It's like, just so you know, like half of being the president is like trafficking kids. Well, I mean, like, and we can get into trump and whatever he represents but the truth of the matter is it's like it's just like people don't realize that like all this coke that was coming in for the crack epidemic wasn't coming

through florida it was coming through arkansas and he was the governor at that time and like he was actually working with george bush so when we saw that epic battle between george bush and bill clinton for the presidency it wasn't two adversaries it was like if they won the powers that be got their guy and that's that's the whole thing and you know it's like the jeffrey epstein stuff and you know it's like people don't realize there's actually uh testimony or or uh interviews with jeffrey epstein victims that were like dude bill clinton didn't even fuck around with us he fucked around with the boys and have you heard any talk about boys on epstein's on nope because that gets some real shit dude jeffrey epstein is the andy excuse

me bill clinton is the andy dick of the white. He just wanted to hit holes and just ask questions later. Pussy and asshole hound. Dude, that guy liked dudes too. Bill Clinton? Well, dude, Bill Clinton. Okay, dude, you ready to get weird and people are going to push back hard? I didn't know that Bill Clinton was putting it down in dudes' asses like that. Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, and JFK, and most likely George Bush Sr.

were at the least bisexual. Do you think it was bisexual in the way that, you know, like a 70s rock star was bisexual? And most likely George Bush senior were at the least bisexual. Do you think it was bisexual in the way that, uh, you know, like a seventies rock star was bisexual or do you think that they're legit bisexual? You know what I mean? I think Joe, I think George Bush senior and people are going to get where I think Obama were both gay. Really? So, okay.

So let's say that's the, that's what's happening is like this is this multi-fucking trillion dollar organization there's people all around the world trafficking drugs they're working with them they're trafficking children like they're working with all the top pimps and the whole thing okay so to get back to the like some of the smaller things the pizza gate and like the wayfair stuff are those real or is this like kind of almost fake stuff to mix to make people go like oh as if but you're like uh do you know what i mean because sometimes it feels like they put definitely some point to that it's just like the pizzagate thing's very interesting because i just did a whole a whole story a podcast on a revisit of it so what people don't realize about the pizzagate

thing it's like there's a couple things that people put their hat on when they want to say it's not real and the one is that uh james alfantis and if you look at james alfantis which is a french name and you look at the english translation it is literally like i love kids hand to god that is the translation and everybody hot dog stuff was so funny when they had the White House. And they're like, we want five hot dogs. We need them young. We need.

And you're like, okay, what are you ordering? Or Obama orders like $60,000 worth of hot dog. I'm like, what are you buying everybody at Dodger Stadium a hot dog right now? I mean, like, what are you doing? I loved that. So the whole thing that they hold their hand on, their hat on, is that people are like, oh, they're doing stuff with kids in the basement, right? Yeah. And everyone's like, dude, COVID ping pong doesn't have a basement.

Well, if you go to Metro Weekly in 2015, James Alfantis talks about when they've harvested, which is a very interesting word, when they harvest all the tomatoes, they put them in cans and put them in the basement he literally says it verbatim there's a whole bunch of stuff the guy who shot up the comic ping pong do you know that nobody got killed no nobody got shot do you know that all the trap all the cameras in the area got turned the other way and when he walked in do you know what he shot what the hard drive of the computer. That's the only thing that got fucking shot was the hard drive of the computer. And this is in that store. What's that? This is in the pizza shop.

This is the pizza shop. Now, hold on one second. I'm going to read something to you, okay? Okay. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Give me a moment, dude. Yeah, yeah. No, there was a –

By the way, you're going to get so much shit. This guy's a fucking crazy dude. He's talking... Like, everybody wants me to talk. I mean, there is something about it. It's like, it's... No one fucking knows the whole truth, but, like, you spend a lot of time thinking about it,

and you're like, you know, I'm sure there's fucking some truth to what you're saying, at the very least. Well, here's the whole thing, dude. This is what I always do when it comes to conspiracy right um what is the history to the best of our knowledge because you know what is the history of these people this organization this government and then you go who gets the money and who gets the power if those line up you're probably onto something you know you're pro because that's

everything money and power it's all about money it's all about power that's what's all normal people are coming around dude i mean i yours pretty it was like a pretty popular thing on the internet being like you know uh like there's a big pedophile ring and we just stop this and stuff's coming out so okay so I want to show you something. This guy who shot it up, okay? His name was Harry L. Walsh Jr., okay? His father, okay, is Edgar Madison Walsh. So, okay, he has a production company.

You know what the name of his production company is? The father? Kid Fucking Productions? Forever Young. Forever Young. young which is i love the connect and the dot stuff okay here's a picture of him holding pizza so here's the thing they both worked for an organization that was protect a child in haiti right? Yeah. It was an organization that helped orphan children in Haiti. That's the oldest trick in the book, right? Now, do you know who funded this organization?

Give me George Soros. Nope. The Clinton Global Initiative. Right. So the guy who works at an organization funded by the Clinton Global Initiative walked in and shot up a fucking computer that might have some of the fucking evidence that something's going on. And, dude, it's just that street that they're on is crazy.

And there's way more to it. Yeah, and then the Wayfair thing, do you think that one was true? Well, at the worst, it's money laundering. You were ordering at the best at the best it's money laundering okay i can't say 100 and there is a chance it could be used to you know as a smoke screen without that's why it's a cabinet for twenty thousand dollars because they're you know they're that's that's how they pretend that they take all this drug money all I know is that Wayfair put out 30 different responses On why that happened

Really? They're bumbling? Yeah Whenever Whenever What is that That fact checking Of Snopes

Snoops Whenever they tell you something Assume the opposite Is real Yeah He can't judge that shit Everybody comes And when the media

Listen When all the media collectively moves as one just know whatever they're trying to convince you the opposite is probably true dude the craziest is with like twitter and stuff where you can see it they're like they must think you're stupid because you go it says this is trending at eight and this is trending at 12 and like i can see how many retweets it is yeah But okay, so let's even just take that for a second. And when you go to, I guess I'm sort of asking the same question in different ways, but like,

so at Twitter- Are you investigating me for murder? Yeah, I know, right? They do when they do, they ask the same question 13 times. I know, I'm doing the Jordan Peters and so you're saying it. This is first 48.

No, I guess, but I'm asking about different things. So I'm like at Twitter, when we talk about the you know the trending so would it be people at twitter that there's like a few people that know that are in charge of the trending and they kind of know to pump that down because how has there ever been like a whistleblower at twitter that's like yeah no they told me to like suppress these certain things i mean at google it happened you got to understand something people do insanely awful shit for money yeah

you know it's they have whistleblowers that are like you know this this is they told me to fucking like get rid of this yeah they come out and they get I mean we've seen it over and over again the fucking head of youtube is like yeah people hate when we put mainstream news up front but we don't care we're gonna keep doing it you're like okay yeah yeah and then dude people are always complaining about that here's the thing dude some some some dudes some scientists in the military created the internet okay and they put it out and they thought it'd be a great way to be able to just pump in propaganda but they didn't expect that their grandkids would fucking take the internet that well they didn't expect two things the porn industry and their grandkids fucking taking the internet to a crazier place that they don't even understand

so people like hillary she doesn't really know how the internet works she tries to pander to it on a base level she's like what are we like women i got it surrounded by yes people who don't tell her what the so that's why she shows up and she's like i'm gonna make an appearance and let everybody know i don't care she doesn't see the nine million responses that she's like a horrible horrible fucking fucking prostituting children yeah okay so and i know you only got an hour so i'll let you go but the one thing i did want to like so for you doing all this stuff and as what's the been the repercussions for you? Has there been like, you know, I know you've gotten some stuff demonetized, like have people,

what have you dealt with like personally, because you've kind of opened up about all this shit over the last like four or five years or even longer, but. Well, you know what, man? In the land of the shiny objects, nobody likes a guy who kicks around with steel toe boots on, you know what I'm saying? So, you know so uh here's the thing when when i started doing tinfoil hat very early you know how long is it going on for now i would it's like it's like 2017 i think it started okay

and you know i i like most conspiracy theorists i get very very, I get very, I'm wide open to all this information. You know, I've seen all this shit. And I want to tell everybody, and there's this giant pushback, man. And, you know, one guy who's a good friend of me, made up, got physical with me. And believe me, when I say physical, it's a white boy fight. No, fuck you, Chad. Fuck you, Chad. Fuck you.

You know, it's like, but it was physical. You throw the you chad fuck you you know it's like but it was physical um you throw the first punch you throw the first yeah yeah yeah right so it was just like they get really weird man they get really weird people laugh at me uh you know but luckily i you know with some of the bigger names i always had a really good name with because like i i always tried to be authentic with people and honest and be a real one with people so they appreciate that now everybody just like triple is right triple is right triple is right but now I'm moving away from conspiracy not that I don't care I enjoy talking about I'll always do tinfoil hat but now I'm moving into spirituality and like what you like when you do

conspiracy dude it always leads to spirituality. Now, going back to what some of the ramifications, okay, within one week, I had all four of the major techs fuck with my shit, which I took pride. In the same week? Like, they gave you the Alex Jones, like, all at once? Not the same treatment as Alex Jones, but fuck with me in some way. So Apple stopped Apple basically said

For the two weeks in a row Nobody listened to my podcast Oh they just didn't put the views on? They said nope nobody's listening to it I'm like okay I got demonetized By YouTube

Facebook said I couldn't post on my fan page. Did they give you strikes first or did they just take it down? What? Did they give you strikes first or is it just straight out of the game? They just demonetized it. They just, like, dude, my Twitter got taken away. No, they didn't even tell me what the tweet. I usually get told what the tweet is.

Yeah. Never. They didn't even tell me what the tweet. And they didn't even let me fight back. So Twitter just took yours away. You just disappeared. Yep. Oh, man.

So, yeah, they can really, you know, these places can really mess with you, eh? Well, you know, like, say whatever you want about Owen Benjamin. I guess he won a giant case against Patreon, and they might be in deep shit. Because they took away his page based on something he did somewhere else, not on his page on their site. site so i think they just lost man i keep hearing different things about that because the same as uh the other one where it's like half the people said that's what happened and then some people are like no he won a case that he can make another case or whatever so i don't know i keep hearing different things interesting dude um but in terms of what the

comics are dude let me tell you something dude dude. You know, Louis C.K. Wynn performed and Judd Apatow, who I have no problem with as a person. I have no problem. I want him and his family to live a wonderful, peaceful life. I wish nothing but happiness to them. But Judd Apatow, who's a weekend warrior at this,

shows up when he wants to. So I'm putting out tweets telling people about how the rules of comedy are yeah and i go dude you use a fucking cheat code we all fucking know it don't tell us who live and died this he was like you kind of got sam hyde show canceled yeah well dude i fucking took it to him and i guarantee they looked around and tried to figure out how they could get rid of me and they couldn't i have a pirate ship What's the point of having a pirate ship if you can't raid a couple motherfuckers?

The only place you could have fucked with me was at the comedy store and I'm OG there. And hell would break loose if they fucking, and not that they would, that's nothing. Comedy store's a wonderful place. But if there was something, you try to exert something, hell would break loose because I treat everybody like gold

from peasant to president. You know what I'm saying? So there's nothing they can do. That's why I, I mean, like I called Amy Schumer a cunt. They fucking put me in a 70 day fucking jail. Oh really? You got reprimanded? Oh yeah. I thought you were talking about the store. I was like, what? Apparently no, no. On Twitter. Apparently you can call somebody a pedophile like or a rapist with no credit no no evidence yeah but if you call somebody a cunt with fucking decades of evidence all of a sudden you're fucking you're not that's amazing dude well you know i remember patrice on the other side that's interesting you're saying get away from me i remember him saying that like you know he was getting too deep into conspiracies that like he was not being funny anymore so i had to like step

away from it so there's probably a bit of that too where you kind of well you just you can get you know dude here's the thing you can't sorry i cut you off go on no that's it yeah i was just in that quote but it was just dude here's the truth you can't save anybody you want to outside of kids i'll always fight for kids yeah oh i'll do these marches i'll i'll do shows on this fucking child sex trafficking crap because they can't have anybody i have these two babies i'm like yeah i saw the march that was cool anybody would hurt them you know but there are monsters out there so outside of that i can't save anybody i'm in a namaste i'm really getting into buddhism and i let go so if you want to talk conspiracies with me man i'll talk with talk with you. I'm not, I'm not interested in arguing anymore, but if you want to be like,

Hey, like you did, Hey, what's up with this? What's up with that? I'll do that all day. Can't save anybody. Can't save. Well, I'm pumped to go to your comedy club. Cause you had the dojo in LA and that's kind of closing down. Right. Or the building, we don't know what's going on with the building, but that's where it's a jumpstart. And that's why you guys have started this plan. of closing down right or the building we don't know what's going on at the building okay but that's where it's a jump start and that's why you guys have started this according to plan we're gonna put them all over the place oh fuck so this is like the first next one that you start you guys

have started in new jersey and i'm yeah we're trying you know it's a work in progress and it's a tiny club we're gonna see how it goes and then our goal is just to make little fight clubs all over the place. Our goal is to create a system in which comics can make more money. I'm learning this, dude. During this pandemic, it's been very hard. It's hard to make the money you can. But, dude, once you get in a place, and your show is on its way, dude. Once you get to that place, dude, you're going to be able to start selling your own tickets. And that's where the real money is. Yeah, that is the, I mean, Lou Spears is a, he's like kind of like the Andrew Schultz of Australia. He's like super cool, dude. He's

been giving me like advice on different things. And he even said, he was like, dude, the best model is do all of your stuff. Don't worry about the money. And once a year they'll buy $20 ticket from you. Yeah. Dude, just throw, that's why I like, I'm a crazy person, dude. I'm a crazy person. Yeah. I like, dude, if I didn't do all these people like you do, you're doing so many shows. It's like, I would just be talking to myself to be honest with you. So I might as well just put a camera in front of my face. So that's what it is. So, you know, and eventually people like like especially during this pandemic i went really hard on it because i knew people needed entertainment yeah so i want you to meet my co-host okay we got the co-host here this is my new co-host this is like her 30th podcast yeah and she loves seeing her face dude she loves it and she loves to daddy what's a deep state this is this is ghost her first

word podcasting veteran how many episodes do you have uh this is the 26th okay she's done more podcasts than you've done that yeah this is who she is dude first words he's gonna be the tiger woods of podcasting dude oh hell yeah dude you're gonna see your new picture i'm sorry the audio has got to be weird of a baby just talking baby but trust me she just told you the tiger woods of podcasting dude oh hell yeah you're gonna see your new picture i'm sorry the audio's got to be weird of a baby just talking baby but trust me she just told you the truth about the universe and when you get the the fucking you get the tablets okay the tablets which will tell you exactly the truth you'll realize she dropped some serious knowledge right there hell yeah all right sam tripoli tinfoil Hat Podcast at the real Sam Tripoli, right?

No, not – okay. So it's Ronan Sam Tripoli on Twitter, and then Sammy Buddha is my backup to my backup because they're coming for that one. So, you know. I saw you posted about the backup. They come on Twitter, which is hilarious. But, Ryan, you're great, dude.

I think, dude, I'm telling you, man, you're like you are in the mode of Bill Hicks and George Carlin, what you're doing, dude. Oh, dude. It's incredibly, you know, it's like it's just weird because the pendulum swings, dude. You know, it's just like, you know, George Carlin rallying against this, this. The pendulum swings. And now you're kind of rallying against the kids and the grandkids of who George Carlin. Well, people always use George Carlin for both sides.

I always think it's so funny. People will be like, here's Carlin saying, oh, Dice was making fun of the wrong people. I go, yeah, here's him saying PC culture is like authoritarianism. 100%. But you're like, he was just talking about a different side at the time. It's still the same principles. Yeah. You know know punching up and punching down is the dumbest fucking thing and you know who loves to do that white women who are on top of the fucking pyramid like guess who you are it's so stupid i in chicago it's like dude chicago's a weird city like there's like

dude there's no more fucking entitled human being than a a white female comic from chicago i've never had more awful experiences with 20 year old girls bouncing around shaking their ass on stage giving me lectures on what's right and wrong oh that's all they fucking do yeah college kid mentality is annoying period but guys are a little more they have to stand back so the girls are doing all the annoyingness right now. Yeah, right, because nobody's checking them. They're just like, I can do it. I want to because it's society.

And, dude, they're punching up and punching. And they'll tell you about punching down like they know who you are and they know your story. And like they understand, you know, who your targets are. They go, oh, you're making fun of this, like, underprivileged person. I'm making fun of you, you stupid idiot. Yeah, you dumb twat. Right anyways i love it thank you i'm raising two really entitled girls no dude they're gonna be god help god help comedy when these two get because their mom is even fucking she cuts even harder than i do this woman all right so they got

two parents that are just fucking vicious i mean dude i can't wait to see bonnie mcfarland's kid do stand up imagine having your mom bonnie mcfarland your dad is rich voss like how fucking deadly is that kid gonna be oh they're gonna be beasts hell yeah dude loves talking to you ron she loves loves beards, by the way. Oh, really? Yeah. You know, all I say is better than black. She should see my chick. Am I right, everybody? Am I right, everybody? My chick, as I call her, my beard.

Hey, nice to meet you. Ryan, keep up the great work, man. You're killing it, dude. It's all going to pay off, dude. I appreciate everything. Ryan. You're the best, dude. Don't fucking go on anybody else's shit.

Do your own shit, dude. You're going to be like in the Andrew Schultz shit. Just create that shit and it will all come, dude. Don't sign up and don't let anybody ever, don't ever have somebody that can give you fucking notes on your content. That will only fucking ruin it. Stay in the pocket. Can I give out a date real quick yeah

of course yeah uh if you're in la august 22nd is going to be the march against child sex trafficking oh yeah it's at 10 a.m on hollywood and vine if you can come out the last time it was packed that could i thought it was gonna be me and my buddies it was packed and then i'm going to be at this is one of my favorite comedy clubs to play in appleton wisconsin i'm gonna be at the skyline comedy cafe dude now appleton wisconsin has the record for the largest most alcoholism of any any county in in um in the united states so what appleton or wisconsin september September 10th to the 12th, I'm out there.

Come see me. Come get weird. The real Sam Tripoli. Thanks, buddy. You're the best. See you soon. You're the best. Great show, dude.

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