The Boyscast with Ryan Long - SEXIST CHRISTMAS PRESENTS, & a CUCK SUBREDDIT

Episode Date: December 23, 2022

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from the other room. That's him. That's him. That's Tim Allen getting his business done. Oh, right, oh. Right before Big Tim finishes, or before he starts, he generally says, it's tool time. It's tool time. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. That's Tim up to his old tricks. And know what? I know that you left the milk out. You left some cookies out.

But Tim Allen doesn't want milk from the jug. He wants it from the tap. Tim wants it from the jugs. Z jug. He wants it from the tap. Tim wants it from the jugs. He wants it from the jugs. Because old Tim is thirsty for those big-ass jugs. You know why? Because Tim Allen got your mom preggo last time he was around, so the tap's about to start spewing out.

Tim wants a wet nurse for Christmas. Tim Allen says, you know what cookie he wants. He wants milk from the two jugs. He wants that cookie. And he's a drug dealer. You don't want to mess with him. Just let Tim get his business done. No, Tim's going to give you the Colombian necktie if you cross him.

You don't want to get crossed by Tim Allen. No. We just want to say we're on Tim Allen's good side. What he does with everyone's moms is none of my concern. I'm going to turn a blind eye. That's between Tim, your mom, and God. Cross me and the same thing that happened to Wilson will happen to you.

Something bad. I'm not exactly sure what happened to Wilson. Wilson's dead. Merry Christmas from the BoyzCast. Merry Christmas! The Boyz! The BoyzCast! The BoyzCast! The Doors!

Prepare yourselves for BoyzCast! Surprise! Do you think that there's one Santa who's like,, you know how people say, I'm a pedophile, but I'm not a monster? Yeah. Like one Santa that's like, I'm a mall Santa, but I'm not a pedophile, and that's his whole handle, and he's always trying to- I mean, it's one of those things where Santas definitely had to defend themselves never 30 years ago. There was no-

Right. It's like Catholic priests and stuff, where there was no- Do you think there was a couple of Santas that kept getting moved around mall to mall yeah they go they didn't want to disgrace the notion of yeah they didn't want to disgrace the mall santa inc or just santa or christmas in general so they go we'll just move you to different and then there's one guy that's sort of on the inside that he's been pushing for years that the kids should just get their own chair this lab business is not really necessary. But he loves being a Santa so much.

Yeah. And yeah, the other guys just keep, you know, keep ruining it for the other malls saying doesn't get moved around. Do you think there's one guy who's a Santa Claus

just for the holidays? Because it's good money, right? Uh-huh. Because I can't imagine tons of them like it, but maybe some of them do. You think it's just a gig for some people.

For sure. The worst part is the kids on their lab. Well, they're crying. You get puked on and stuff like there's no shortage and there's a few of them that like that yeah that's why they got into the game but i wonder if there's ones who are like they also do like a little amateurish youtube pedo hunting on the side you know oh you're saying the sanders are they're trying to go to the source oh well yeah yeah i mean they're just talking to the other sanders in the dressing room they're trying to go to the source. Oh, well, yeah, yeah. I mean, they're just talking to the other Santas in the dressing room. They're trying to keep the kids,

right? Good stuff. They're trying to entrap them, you know? Yeah. They're just trying to be like, ah, did you see that one kid earlier? Real smoke show.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to, do you think so or no? Oh, did you think so? I mean,

there's a guide to Christmas that came out and it said how to deal with your family members, uh, your difficult family members at Christmas. And they, you know, going off the list of if someone's into vaccines, stuff like that. Yeah. And it's how to deal with this mentally, right? Sasquatch. If someone's into Sasquatch. Oh, that's a tough one, huh?

Well, I think that it's fair to say that what you want to do, Christmas is a time to get your opinions out there. Whatever you think about January 6th, whatever you think about George Floyd Christmas is a time to get your opinions out there whatever you think about January 6th whatever you think about George Floyd it's time to say it at the top of your lungs you want to bring it up

while the turkey's coming out that's kind of the time or the ham in the presents you want to open up a present in front of your family and it should just be like

you know Trump's art of the deal stuff like that for sure Trump NFTs commemorative January 6th you should get your trump it should be a trump nft for someone who just came home or biden stuff for the first semester of college

well depends who it is you know if they like trump you want to get him biden thing it's time to get your opinions out there biography you want to talk yeah and then on top of that you want to talk about trans issues i say that's the first thing the minute you open the door you want to say you hear about this women's sports stuff that's kind of what you want to get into. You want to get into all the things. Point out racism at any time. Sort of flip flop. Be like, January 6th is good.

Those are patriots. Also, you're all racist. Yeah. You want to actually kind of the dishes that are coming out too. You want to talk about appropriation a lot. Yes. Racism. You go like, did you know why are the mashed potatoes white?

This one's too appropriate. This one's not appropriate enough. This food's not our cultures to make. So you want to get all your opinions out there. Fight your family. That's the purpose of Christmas. Get loaded on nog. But this is even better. Okay.

So they said there's a sexism problem with Christmas, right? And they said it's time to put an end to beer gifts just for him. So sometimes there's all these websites that'll be like, hey, beer that you can get him. Yeah. Which is a little problematic. So women have a taste for more than just glittery unicorn gin. This year, I'm on the hunt for beer. So there might be a-

Glitter gin? There's a common misconception around here that the women in your life, you know, want earrings. They want necklaces. This is fake. Yeah. This is fake news this is fake they want a mini keg no your girlfriend wants a 2-4 of mo dry that's a fucking labatt 50 she wants a

pack of 50 she wants a 40 some natty ice this is what you get girls your mom you might think oh let me get my mom some candles let me get my mom some nice stuff like that for the bath perhaps no you get your mom a lawnmower because you're not you're you're you're fighting the barriers of the patriarchy by buying your mother a lawn you don't want to be reinforcing these things especially for young kids too maybe you know you know your chicks probably saying you know i want a ring you know what she really wants to get in the ring so you want to buy her a punching bag potentially a full uf uh a year-long membership to the ufc gym yeah she can train with all her favorite fighters it should be it should be the mr bean style where there's a ring in the thing and then you open up the ring and she pulls

it up and it's a key the ring was actually like a key that accesses your uf at the gym. All the gym benefits. It's the ring that you put on the gym bag to tie it to the ceiling. You open it up. She opens up and she goes, oh my god. It's a ring, right? And then you pull it out and then you explain to her, Mr. Bean style, that that's what you screw.

That's how you screw. That's how you screw the punching bag onto the ceiling. And then it falls. That's what you screw that's how you screw that's how you screw the punching bag onto the ceiling and you hit it and then it falls that's what she wants yeah I mean women

women are tired of the same gender norms tool belt for your grandmother of course Tim Allen style tool belt for your grandmother she's already been with him you know what I mean

you know your girl's gonna say something like oh you know maybe she wants a nice book maybe she wants a trip that's not really what she wants she wants beard cream yeah she wants a trip to the super bowl or to the 2024 gray cup in lovely regina saskatchewan

yeah you're outdoors she says she wants a trip what she really wants is a trip to the toronto maple leafs exhibition game last year that outdoor game that they play in downtown Toronto where it's fucking freezing. She wants a trip to one of their exhibition games. She wants to learn how to drive a Zamboni. Yeah, she gets to meet the... You know how people get to meet the chefs? Yeah. It's sort of like you get a meet and greet with the Toronto Maple Leafs Zamboni driver.

You know what? There must be so many guys, too who are like just clueless dudes who totally mean well who just like get their only in Canada but like get their wife like for Christmas just like tickets

to the Hockey Hall of Fame oh the Hockey Hall of Fame is a big one and they go what it's fun for a whole family there's lasers you get to shoot the pucks and it tells you

what your speed was for sure he goes that was fucking Frank Mahavlich's hat and then she starts crying and you're like oh no that's not all I got you. And she was like, oh, you're like, oh, okay.

Was that like a prank gift? You go, uh, no, but I did get you something else. Sprocket wrench set. Sprocket. You're new, open it up. And the sprockets weren't cutting it. We also got you NBA 2K23, baby, baby. The WNBA edition, though.

WNBA 2K23. I would love to, you know what? I don't think they released the stats because they come out with alternate covers. Okay. Right now, like, there's not just one cover. And this year. Does anyone actually buy the WNBA one? It's not.

Like, WNBA is just like, as far as I understand, you can just turn on WNBA mode. Okay. It's all one game. But there's three different covers. There's a WNBA is just like, as far as I understand, you can just turn on WNBA mode. Okay. It's all one game, but there's three different covers. There's a WNBA cover and a Michael Jordan cover, and I believe Devin Booker's. So the WNBA cover, they're like, well, it also comes with an NBA cover. But I'm just wondering, what are the sales like on the WNBA cover? The cover has like maybe a gag, yeah.

Is it brisk? No, they have the other ones in the set the one section and then they have the other one in like the spence that's only sold at like spencer's gifts yeah yeah it's just confetti inside the over there it's a gag gift north korea up to no good you know what danny they've sort of always up to no good. But it was just funny because around this time. So every time, I guess it happens every year, but they do like a full week where no one, they legitimately said that fun is not allowed.

I didn't know that actually. But I guess since the leader died. Alcohol birthdays are banned. And they say that the spies are sent out to spot anyone that's cheerfully having a good time. Yeah, having any sort of good time. But I love the idea of like, your chick always happens right on her birthday.

So there's certain girls in North Korea that can't get to celebrate their birthday. For sure. I mean, there's just, and that's the thing is that's for life. For life right now. If your birthday is happened to be in that week, you might as well change your birthday.

It's a very somber birthday. You have to... Well, no. The partying happens after the weekend. You have to... You can't party when you celebrate your birthday very... You know, it's not a very fun time.

No, I mean, you're just... I think you just wait. You do it like next week. Fun is banned. Baby, I'd love to go out, but fun's been banned. You have a problem, I guess, talking, hanging out with Kim John.

Yeah. Taking it up with the fearless leader. Probably the sum of them dudes who want to get rid of the wife. They go, you really should say something. Yeah, you know what? I think enough is enough. Go out there. Go down to the local

whatever. Politics house. Say something. It was making me laugh. The idea is if China took over America or china became like the world power best is right now everybody in canada is like they have here hello ryan if sure when since yeah yeah so basically everyone uh would have to speak chinese right or at least as a second language like the same way that everyone kind of forced to speak english if you want to operate in

like the you know global scale sort of thing right yeah the idea would be like someone that was kind of in a bunker for like 10 years or whatever and then came out and you just saw all the white people walking around like hungna and everyone's like wait we can just do that now they think everyone's just like you know they were like oh so the pc stuff's like over there you just see a bunch of white guys like and you go oh shit we're back it's a bit worse than that you go you go oh you can make fun of that again you go ah sort of different a little bit here's your uh joe how's this buddy our buddy who uh films like a bunch of stuff he got hired like just straight up as like a cameraman to do a thing with like jordan peterson's of other people yeah

and uh it was like one of the videos where he was doing like a big speech to camera where he kind of gets like very stern yeah and he was the we saw he was like kind of that and he was literally kind of shaken because yours woke moralists and he was literally kind of shaken because he's like yeah i just spent five hours getting yelled at by jordan yeah because he's just on the other side he's standing he's just he's just standing in front of jordan peterson jordan peterson's like and another thing you dirty commies you need to get your shit together and he's like yeah he's like he's teary that's so funny the camera guy's always just sort of tearing up he comes home his joke's like how was your day he goes i don't want to talk about it that's so funny. Is the bed made? Jordan Peterson's just yelling at you in front of your thing.

Shit, that was killing me. That was funny. Thank you everyone for coming out to Toronto because we sold out four shows at a theater in Toronto. It was like super cool. Yeah, it was wicked. It was like those hometown shows is always the most hassle. Of course. Because everyone you know

is like not everyone some people are pretty normal jelly roll posted something because jelly roll played like the arena where the national predators played and he's like thank you to every person from home who's just like leaving me fucking alone on the day of a hometown show just anyone who just like comes and you see them after and they're like oh thanks man and then they text you after like a human dude i had people had people in my life that like messaged me. You know, they messaged like all day long and then you're like, there's two shows you have a million things to do

and they're like, hey, we're here. Where do we go? Hey, what people message you be like, what time's the show? Oh, totally. Like shit like that. What time are you on?

That is maybe the worst thing. Because you're like, what, you're not even coming from the beginning? Yeah, you're just like. You're like, it's such a burden for you to just show up at this time that the show starts like everybody else

some of that shit always makes me so laughing but everyone the funny part was making me laugh is like I literally would have people that I haven't seen in a while

come to the show and then after shows I always there's like merch and then I do pictures with everyone and there's like a big line and people would come

just like come to the front of the line and just be like yo what's up how you doing what are you up to and I'd be like yo if you want i'll talk to you after i just got to do this whole thing and they're like oh i guess okay do your pictures they're like oh look at me i'm taking pictures and i'm like i am though yeah i'm not making it up you're not like standing there waiting for people to ask for pictures no and then nobody comes up to you you go like can

you just give me a minute no people they yeah they yeah, they have this, oh, I go looking. Oh, too, like, you can't talk to me. You're too important. And you're like, no, I'm like legitimately in the middle of doing something. And you can see that. Look, right now, everyone in that line is looking at you, wondering what you're doing. Yeah, you're literally butting the line right now.

They're all not liking you. Honestly, it's one of those things where it's just funny because you can be like it's crazy behavior but like so many people do it that you go i guess that's the normal behavior yes i don't know oh you'll be just like like even little things you'll be like okay i just i'm on in like five minutes so i can't really talk right now and they're like oh i guess you have to prepare for your show and you're like yeah i do and it's not crazy it's like honestly the fact that you only need like five minutes is like pretty reasonable yeah right like some people are like i don't want to be spoken to for two hours before

the show or something yeah yeah one of the funniest things i don't know if i told you this but a guy came to the show that was my principal's son oh no i don't think so from high school this guy he came and he was like uh he was like yo my my dad uh like you my dad was your principal i go what he's like bobby levine and i was like what he likes first of all suspended me tons like lots of time and even said he was like yeah i show him all your stuff and it was like i mean he hated me but i feel like once you're a principal though once they get out And it was like, I mean, he hated me. I feel like once you're a principal, once they get out, like pass, they're like, we're cool again.

Well, it is funny, too, because you think of some of those people. They're just like, yeah, I mean, I told that guy and all this troublemaking business is never going to work out for him. That would be right. You're like, I'm a professional troublemaker now. Thanks, dude. Right now, I could talk to you about him and get paid for sure yeah but yeah yeah it was like there was he was a legendary principal too then bobby levine and then we used to instead of obviously for like years after we finished if it was like you know

you coming tonight bobby levine like it's not obvious which i sort of tried to explain to his son but there's a lot of hustle bustle yeah He's like, what are you talking about? I was like, your dad's obviously, we would say, are your dad's name? He's probably listening to this now. People are like, can we get a photo? He was like the best guy. Dude, but he legitimately was. He liked him. The son was ruled.

Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. Oh, you're saying. I mean, he suspended me tons of times. I mean, at the time. I mean, I have no problem with him currently. You know, I've let it go. You know, honestly, if he wants to squash

the beef if he wants to squash the beef he can squash the beef I don't remember one of my principals names yeah yeah I got to know mine

pretty good but yeah yeah honestly the beef is squashed considered squashed but I was literally trying to tell him I was like

yo we used to say obviously Bobby and he was just like what are you you're looking at me I think he was like not that great of a bit remind me yeah he's like he's like yeah obviously bobby levine i get it yeah i think that was the end it was kind of like when i was when i came back from my vacation with

waldo and joe and paul and i was trying to explain to we were all trying to explain to our chicks at the time like our trucker talk bit that we were in love with yeah and they're just we had this whole bit that the idea was we were guys that had a radio show and we were truckers yeah we probably did it for like five hours in fact joe didn't like it he would like literally was like you guys been doing this for three hours please stop too long trucker talk here i guess you remember oh check it one two check it one two and then people call in with trucker questions and they're just like just wondering if you're if you're a daughter can get pregnant from piss it's all stuff like that hey i just uh long time listener first time caller i got a half full bottle of uh off-brand dr pepper that i'm using for a piss jug now do you recommend that

or you like the plastic on the real deal dr pepper when you're pissing in the jug and it was just all trucker talk anyways i do get a lot of truckers calling the low value mail really yeah they would have liked trucker talk but i remember coming back and telling her girlfriend they're like yeah and then but they have a radio show and they're they're pissing in the off-brand dr pepper bottles and they're just like okay listen whatever happened with your trip you know what whatever happened on your trip stays on your trip and i was like that's that's what i was hoping you'd say yeah it's like this needs to be this should be be like, Ryan, you're going to make sketches. This probably just betters as a sketch.

I'll tell you what, you just go make this as a sketch. Why don't you go make this as a sketch? You don't get it. There's all this exposition that is kind of killing the... Hey, I just took a shit in my track pants a couple of days ago

and now they've crusted over. Do you recommend throwing those out or is there something I... Yeah. Well, anyways, that's the last thing. But for Christmas, I'll tell you one thing that's such... There's nothing more of a hassle than divorced parents.

This is the most selfish move you can make when your kids get older and they have to come back. My parents live two hours away. I got to fucking rent a car and drive two hours in the city Is there any sort of solution that people do where you can just all meet at one...

They have to flip a coin. Everybody in the family at one location. Just burying the hatchet. But there's not even animosities. They just got to be like, hey, let's just go meet at this one place. Every family goes to the same place. Every comes. Maybe I can organize that.

Yeah, like rent a... I've rented a Legion Hall. Yeah, rent a Legion Hall. They're probably empty on Christmas, to be honest. Yeah, it's such a hassle. All these crazy drunks are there. Yeah, and they all want to do their days not on christmas because they all have their other families right right so we're sort of the scragglers me and my brothers are sort of the scragglers they all have their real families to go fucking hang out with i told you i'm the weird

older brother that was like you know all the other people were in uh you know high school and i was like the brother that lived in you know a different city and finished college years ago so i basically come back and then they all do their normal christmases and then we was like i got a thing on the 24th and we're doing like my my dad's might be the day after boxing day i was like you know what i mean whoa so it's like they're trying to pencil me in where they can squeak into a day Talking talking to the secretary being like legitimately and you're like honestly we got his real family filling up pretty quick We can put you on the waiting list if one of the uncles cancels Show up to the house. It's just like a bouncer

checking IDs Exactly right. Okay, so that stinks. Do you know what you got for you should try being Jewish? Do I know right? checking IDs exactly right okay so that stinks do you know what you got for Christmas you should try being Jewish I know right dude I don't have to go back

for Christmas you don't have to do nothing you're going back two times in a row you have to do dick all actually I was meant to send you this because my building

I guess is like a Jewish Stuy Town's like Jewishy I guess yeah they all are okay well anyways they're doing a menorah lighting festival. There's a menorah in William, a giant menorah on the street of William.

Actually, we're going to see Matas Yahu tomorrow for some conical. Really? Yeah, Brooklyn Bowl. I might be able to come because I might be going back. Oh, let's go. Brooklyn Bowl. Okay, so I might be able to do that. But we have a live band playing in the area called Kosher Bites.

Yeah. In the center? Like the center of Sightown? Yeah, yeah. It's a very Jewish population there. What kind of stuff are they playing? Do they just play the same songs? Or is it like just...

I don't know what Kosher Bites is doing. Or they're having like a concert. They're having a concert. Oh, yeah, yeah. They're doing a minority lighting, a menorah lighting ceremony, and then Kosher Bites is going to be rocking out a little bit. Yeah, they probably do that every day.

Yeah, Kosher Bites. Definitely singing songs about the Fed. It's not Kosher Dills, that Jewish rapper who does... Well, that's what you were saying, that you could get your jig for Christmasmas you get her all stock related stuff yeah i go here's uh some eye bonds these are inflation adjusted you're not these aren't gonna get whittled away by that nasty putin's inflation that's such a

good thing to put in a ring casing like a jewelry casing inflation of just an eye yeah you get down on one knee she opens it it's just a piece of paper she unfolds it it's like the the like the map to get the ring it's just a bond no it's a hard drive but it's like it's just a hard drive of some shit coins here's all my ftt then that scumbag sandbag for free tried to steal well your christmas, I was thinking, is that Big Titty Girls back in the news again. Big Titty Teacher. I know.

So Big Titty Teacher. Those are going to be making an appearance soon. I think it's starting to feel like your thing that they were trolling is kind of going. No, definitely not a troll. Well, I'm 100% off of it. Maybe not a troll, but like. Well, 4chan there was a one

4chan post that everybody keeps referencing saying like oh this is some sort of no no i'm not i know i don't think the whole thing was a troll top to bottom but i think it was like an attention thing kind of thing yeah yeah but like basically so this teacher's just been going to kids dance this was a year ago this is a crazy picture just started popping up now this story just came out because i guess someone put the pieces together you're like oh they were like this is the person we kicked out of the recital yes a year ago so you know this better i'm not gonna pretend i have more information than you on your fucking girlfriend no this is my business uh so basically this teacher kayla lemieux the big titty teacher from oakville got so was at uh a recital

a kid's recital last year in burlington right and so they there was an intermission and then during as the intermission ended they're like this person snuck into the recital sits in the front row with the by themselves with the this chick with the nipple guns massive fake tits with that same like pink shirt they wear and then so people saw that and during the recital starts back i mean you're talking like young kids right like you know six years old and don't get no kid on the so they go like hey do you have a is one of your kids in the thing and they're like no and they're like get the fuck out of here. Like, what are you thinking? Get out. Like, no. Beat it.

Which is like the absolutely most reasonable response. What are you doing? That is the proper response. No matter like what ideology you subscribe to, how much you want to whatever. Showing up with a huge fake guns to watch kids that aren't yours. Kids that aren't yours. Not even like a second cousin. Nothing. You't know yeah yeah like you just bought a ticket off the street you're just like one please during and they're like hey it's almost done and you're like

don't worry yeah i only need me too i only need half that's fine and then you sit front row it's crazy like the whole thing is you're like this is someone who's mentally ill or something's going on some sort of fetish or whatever but you're like yeah they're like get the fuck out yeah and they got kicked out and then all this stuff's happening now and like the teasers indicated yeah well those people feel are those people probably never they were just like that's some lunatic right because like most people who are not like uh because especially because i was like in burlington, like my hometown. And they weren't saying the same,

oh, that's a hero. No, but like so many of my friends, like you don't believe me when I say like, they're not up on this shit, right? So they see that and they go like, that's a garden variety psycho who just snuck into a recital. They don't know that like, oh, we have to respect this person.

Your friend's probably like, you're like one Burlington friend that you allegedly have that doesn't know anything but he probably has a conniption when he shows up to like a store and there's like one of those people they're like hey they go what was it well uh the person that uh was helping you last like he comes to return something they go the person that was helping you last uh was it the guy was it the? And he just starts like fuming in the ear. Yeah, yeah. No, no, it's like,

it's basically like showing up to a store and they're like, before you get what you want here, you need to answer a series of riddles. Put these letters, L-G-Q-2-B. Put them in order. You have five seconds. Go.

And if you're wrong, you'll lose your job. What has big titties? What has fake titties? What has fake titties? And maybe a wig, but is also a shop teacher with burly hands. You have five seconds. Go. They just shoot themselves.

But that's like, you know, not so long ago, that person would be like, nobody would have thought twice about it. Like, yeah, you believe this? so long ago that person would be like nobody would have thought twice about like yeah you believe this some fucking nut job showed up in these giant fake tits sits up front doesn't have a kid in the thing and everybody goes yeah they go yeah that's crazy yeah and then now people there are there's a subsection of people now who are like you good for her you kick them out what the fuck is wrong with you what is wrong with her god-given right yeah she just wanted to enjoy the kids recital from the front row just like anybody else has maybe the worst thing to enjoy possible i mean it's just like that's a very creepy thing and

then this person now teaches kids well older ones i guess yeah yeah you know what i was also thinking because i watched the like oj was on full send podcast which is sort of making me laugh yeah and they're talking to oj all about like it sort of reminded me of like you know how the same with the sam bankman freed like a lot of what his sentences is going to be public sentiment like the same reason why oj got like slapped with like the crazy maximum sentence when he got his steal in his own jersey because it was like the public sentiment right and the makeup call for the for the other stuff the murder

well it is funny because at least that's what they say in the people versus OJ it almost is like trials are rigged in that way because you go that you know we had that thing we were going to talk about but it was like they've done so many studies that like people decide they can tell if you're a scammer or not just by your face. For sure.

You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like, have you ever watched a movie? For suppression. If you've ever watched a movie with a girl, she'll be just like, I don't like the cut of that guy's jib. You know what I mean? Of course.

How many times have you heard a girl be like, in 30 seconds, I can tell everything about this guy, blah, blah, or one second. You know what I mean? Yeah. So it's like, a girl jury is 100% whether they like the cut of your jib is gonna decide like yeah well you gotta i mean that's you gotta hope you're not getting an all-girl jury like you basically you're if you're like get caught stealing you're better off to not have like a pointy nose like you know what i mean for sure or like how you dress or like all that stuff

like you know you don't want to dress that's the thing it's like you don't want to dress too nice you know what a lot of the guys dress like most like anyone that's like gangster I'm thinking picturing more of a white

gangster guy but they all dress like an uncle at a wedding they're like he's never owned a dress shirt before yeah just like dress shirt

tie doesn't match ill fitting burgundy shirt with beige pants that are very ill-fitting. Totally. And like very baggy. Chain on the outside.

Smoke's poking out of somewhere. Yeah. Chain on the outside. Chain on the outside. And you go like, you could tuck that in. Cigarettes posting out of somewhere. Showing up to court with the bottle tube. Those guys like the bottles of beer.

Tastes better. A buzz cut. Yeah. Either a buzz cut or the old school Caesar haircut, but like very gelled still. You know what I mean? Neck tattoos just poking up. Just one neck tattoo. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it's kind of making me think of that. All the celebrities have been getting sort of like killed for the crypto. Should we try to go to SBF next? Apparently going to be in the same jail, the same jail that Epstein was held out within. So what should we do? Try to see him? Should we try and go to like Keith Raniere style

or we go just to see if we can get in like Rikita did where we just like try and get into the court and just watch the arrangements. Is the reason because your therapist said that this would help? This is the closure I need your your therapist said that this would help this is the closure i need your therapist said no i'm gonna go full black hebrew israelite style when i see him getting walk i'm gonna start throwing fucking pennies at him being like you motherfucker yeah jay danny goes to the spf here you're just like you're ever he's like walking by and you're like sam there's something you know where do i start and he's already gone you have this whole thing you need to read your actions have consequences

i'm reading the victim impact statement as he's walking in dear sam because of your actions i can no longer afford the eye bonds that i was going to get my girlfriend for hanukkah yeah that's so funny now i have to buy her eye bonds that I was going to get my girlfriend for Hanukkah. Yeah, that's so funny. Now I have to buy her the bonds that are not inflation adjusted, as they are the only ones I can afford. And those ones, due to inflation, are not worth very much. And then he's like, I'm sorry that you have to dress like that because of what I did. And you go, this is actually just how I dress.

It's unrelated. Did he dress in 80 swag merchandise i only dress with clothes from a beer case now because of your actions that's so funny your therapist thought that would help you to get it off your chest do you ever do that like you pull up a picture of him and then just sort of no you ever know ever know your therapist asks you to write the email to him and then you delete the email? I will say, I don't... Yeah. To write the letter and then burn it.

Yeah, and then you ceremonially burn the letter. I wish I derived more joy from his pain. I don't, though. I don't have that in me. No, because it's irrelevant. It's not making you any better. Exactly. But I think a lot of people would be like, you know,

see that and be like, good, like that he's suffering. Here's the question, the million dollar question or the X amount of dollar question. Tens and tens and tens of thousands. Okay, so here's the question. If they said he's going to go to jail for 25 years or five years,

and if he goes to jail for five years, you're not going to get your money back. And if he goes to jail for five years you're not going to get your money back and if he goes to jail for 25 years you get half your money back. So if he goes to jail for five years I don't get any? No, he gets off. Would you take the deal?

He gets off scoff clean and you get some of your money back. How much is some? Half. I get half my money back. But does everybody get half their money back? Just you. Just me?

Would people know that? No, you basically had to be a scab like you had to like but like there's still all these people with huge losses yeah no one knows no no for half my money no i would you would let him go to jail i would let him go to jail yeah so that's how so i can't do so then you do enjoy it because you're saying that i don't enjoy that's how much you'd pay to put him in jail that's just too unfair to everybody if everybody got half their money back yes I would let him go scruff well you're right that's not that's a different question just me like I would be like no because so many people I mean people are literally killing themselves over this there's like suicides like a hundred percent for this okay so you couldn't take that deal you want to take that deal just for the families you're a

valiant man yeah man of principle I am a man of principle. So Thursday Night Massacre, you've been talking about this. We've been chatting about this. Loving the Thursday Night Massacre. They renamed it, actually. It's no longer the Thursday Night Massacre. So basically,

a ton of journalists or whatever, because the doxing stuff, right? Yeah, because the doxing stuff. So basically, Elon Musk has a plane. And people probably know the kind of the gist of this, but if not, Elon Musk has a plane. And people probably know the kind of the gist of this, but if not, Elon Musk has a plane. And the plane is essentially tracked publicly.

The FAA basically requires all this information to be public. And then a lot of people are posting that. And then some people were showing up to, you know, whatever, try to paparazzi him and, you know, making him feel unsafe or whatever. try to paparazzi him and you know making him feel unsafe or whatever yeah to me obviously that's not like a free speech thing because the it's public information it's not exactly it's not doxing it's public information he's just like don't post it on my site that i own but you're like but it's on all these other sites i think this is why he sort of said like put the poll out there when he goes i'm not going to be i'm not going to try to be in charge of twitter anymore because he knows this was he was he knows this was, he was,

he knows. This was a gaffe. It's also, it's starting to hurt Tesla. It's starting to hurt Tesla. That's a big one, I know. Like that's starting to fucking tank

like a motherfucker because of all this stuff. Also, I don't think he realized like what he bit off in terms of. Totally. Like you can't just moderate,

be like buying Twitter and be like, I'm just going to moderate Twitter now. So all these. Like as a sidekick. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. side sure yeah yeah yeah and all the yeah yeah and all the journalists got but they were saying it was a massacre thursday night mass the funny part was we were talking about but basically they were posting stuff like you know this is crazy like i have to delete this tweet to get back and you were just like oh so you guys have never dealt with this before cnn

oliver darcy from cnn is like like, he posted all these screenshots being like, this is what journalists have to deal with to get back on Twitter. And it was like, please delete this tweet that we referenced and please acknowledge, press the button or whatever. And then he's like, can you believe? And everybody's like, yeah, this is what we've been doing. Yeah, I've dealt with that a hundred times.

Yeah, everybody else in the world who's not in this liberal mass media bubble has been dealing with this for five, six years. I wake up most mornings on one of my social media platforms, like a notification that I have to delete something if I don't want to get a book. Because CNN and Taylor Lorenz have never had to deal with this shit. They were baffled.

You know what was making me laugh? Not making me laugh, actually, but it's an interesting point, I think. you know what was making me laugh not making me laugh actually but interesting point i think so because we it's like basically if there's this always this thing with like you know entertainment and comedy or whatever where it's like to say anything interesting you're always going to be sort of like on the line a lot of times and there's always going to be people getting you in trouble and it's like you know you could get canceled and whatever all the stuff everyone talks about right but then i was watching all the like new york drill rappers it is so funny like it makes your thing seem so insignificant because it's like they have the same thing where

to become like a popular rapper you have to be rapping about murdering people and it's not authentic unless you're actually killing people yeah so it's like you know how we have like they do blogger yeah you have the cancellations yo you have bloggers like digging through everything you've ever done to like get you in trouble or whatever they have legitimate police yeah digging through everything they've ever done to try to put them in jail for life or they're trying or like their enemies are murdering them or and on top of that they're getting murdered yeah like that's how they get canceled there's like they get Yeah, so you can imagine why, like, some of those guys

when they hear about, like, you can't say anything anymore, they're like, can't say anything anymore. I'm like, friend, I have a 50% chance of being dead or in jail. Like, all these guys

can't go anywhere. They have to travel with, like... Yeah. You know, and they're all... What a wild way to live. And it is really one of those things, like, kind of in entertainment,

though, the same thing, where the wildest ones kind of rise to the top right so they do these things like this guy k flock and he basically was like going on instagram live and like yelling and so he he basically goes with his he goes on they call them ops so he's on live with his ops yeah and they're yelling and screaming at each other basically being like ops is in like opponents yeah that's what it means right opposition maybe but the uh so basically he's like yelling and screaming at each other basically being like opps isn't like opponents yeah that's what it means right opposition maybe but the uh so basically he's like yelling and screaming you're a pussy and the one guy's like he's like yo i'm not in this rap shit stop putting my fucking name in your songs you didn't do shit to me because you know he has some song where he's like and then uh

you know we probably came to the party and beat you up or whatever right and then this guy's like that didn't happen stop writing in your songs that you beat me up because they name them by name right and is this guy uh like a just a gangster who's not a rapper yeah this guy's like yo i have like a multi-million dollar like drug business that i'm running and like i don't want to be in your dumb ass raps well they're all probably somewhat small time but yeah and it's like basically they name it in in real time it's like think about your like high school because a lot of these people are like, you know, 1920, right? So they're just like, all of their lyrics are very like, you know. And Tommy from the three streets over,

like I fucking kicked the shit out of him last night in front of the Walgreens. It's all like super specific. So all of the lyrics are getting used in court. And they're trying to, you know, some activists are saying they shouldn't be able to use the lyrics in court and what activists well really crime activists oh crime activists yeah because they're saying like you know it's well i mean activists that are like fighting for you know rights of criminals right yeah

because they go to court and then they play they literally sit there while they play their songs it's the key and peel sketch basically but they sit there and the guy's like, no, I didn't stab Tommy. And then he, you know, Tyrone, whatever,

probably more named than they'd have. But it's like, then literally they show up to the, you know, show up and they put the song on and it was like five 45. I stopped talking in the chest four times. I hit the knife. And then there's like,

they have like the CCTV footage from the location that he's rapping about with the time of a guy stabbing him. And he goes, that was not me. Well, that's why all the cop shows are always doing episodes about that. And they have a task force in New York that's just dedicated to taking down these rappers. Dude, the mayor of New York wanted drill rap removed from YouTube. Yeah, and a lot of these guys have been meeting with the mayor to try to come to an agreement and all this sort of stuff, right? It's like dangerous minds. Dude, it really is nuts.

And it does make you think where you're just like, all right, well, that's obviously the higher stakes to be a drill rapper than it is to be a comedian. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty wild. But anyway, so it looks like he's going to step down from Twitter and that sort of the thing.

Yeah, it looks like once he finds a new CEO. But he'll still run it. He's still the owner at the end of the day. He's just not doing all this little bullshit. I know. He's still running it. Him doing that bullshit is so good. I mean, when you're the owner, it's just like sports teams where, yeah, they have their GM and stuff.

But at the end of the day, you hear no shortage of these stories where some GM is like, yeah, it's like, you know that contract, the worst contract we ever signed? It's because the owner wanted it and they're the owner so i mean it is insane that elon musk instead of running his space companies is showing up like getting a cubicle and just like going through mean tweets to think if they're like they cut the thing or not this is okay or not constantly just like he was in a space last night i'm sure that only the top ones i mean it is cool that he just like hops into twitter spaces to just like legit be like hey i'm like the owner of this to try to be and he's just like talking about yeah he's just like talking about twitter and

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Okay. So we have a, probably the best subreddit we've had in a long time this week, but I'll talk about that after we got one more thing. Okay, so there's this Vice article, and it's sort of really anti-Bugman propaganda. I don't like this. I don't like this.

It's anti-Bugman propaganda, and it's anti-Bugman propaganda, right? I mean, Vice is kind of reaping what they sow, I will say. Sure will say sure yeah you're right because you guys are the reason that there's a lot of like you are literally like the war on masculinity people and all of a sudden you're mad that there's there's like masculinity has been vilified and they're trying they sort of trying to separate it where they're saying it's like they're basically they're saying that like all these girls are coming out and being like i'm my my husband's a man child so i'm not a useless loser who find you go yeah because vice is telling them that that's what they should be a little bit right and that's just like advertising like like uh estrogen patches on the same same website well i think they're to like steel man what they're trying to push

not that i agree with it but they're trying to push like the guy with the estrogen patch isn't this at all he's a responsible adult you know what i mean yeah they're trying to say like the it's all the things where like the guys don't make their bed and they won't do any of that stuff whereas like well i wonder who's been saying to maybe make your bed vice let's pull up articles about vice saying how it's you shouldn't make your bed because a certain person is telling you certain person that you yeah it was public enemy number one advice next time maybe take i am with you though that it is a bit of the audacity of you guys to come out and say this right and they go here's how to spot the behavior and fix it and then there's also the other thing that was like with all this stuff it was like you know one of the big like hatred tape comments that he got in so much trouble for kind of was uh saying that your dog

your your chick like you tricks like a cat or whatever the trainer or something some version of that but it was like i feel like that's so commonplace even in this article to be like you know you need to train your husband that's like such a joke like oh i got him trained pretty good right like oh yeah they oh my husband uh you know he knows to put the seat up i got him trained pretty good right like oh yeah they oh my husband uh you know he knows to put the seat up i got him trained good like they're like a dog right absolutely that's like very like a trope it's a trope in the lexicon right when you're like oh and i trained her too and i go what the fuck did you just say i mean i trained her to train me well i trained her to train me is what i really meant to say that i've gotten the one who's been trained to know i've never i

would never say that anything like that i expect is me being trained the one thing is on the weekend a lot of people were saying is when people guy was with his girlfriend for seven years and he couldn't come out we're seeing he's seven years a slave the new movie about him not allowed to come out i love the idea of saying that even do we used to always say you're doing a bid like yeah or okay if you've got to go like to your chick's like parents for five days it's like i got to do a bid yeah that was making me laugh and then the other one was um because a lot of this is the girl being like i don't want to have sex with the guy but we always joke like when you if you're not into having sex but like you always do it i always say it's like if you're

with a chick and you don't want to do it and she does like you you clock in for your duty as a man of course you know what i mean it's a it's the one thing that i feel like you don't want to start messing with it's the you know it's the oh like the current version but the old version was with england where it's like you do it for the queen or whatever where it's like way back and just think of the queen and like that's what it's like because chicks didn't want to fuck their husbands. Right? And then they were like just think of the queen,

think of England. That is great though that they were putting that out there. But yeah, and then there's obviously sometimes both ways but I'm just saying sometimes you're really tired and blah, blah, blah, right? Yeah.

But yeah, the idea that it was like texting, texting the boys being like, ah, you know, came home drunk, gonna have to report in for duty here, boys. Just a soldier going out to war. I don't know if I'm gonna come back in one piece. We'll see, man. She fucking had a couple of Caesars tonight.

Yeah, yeah. The margaritas were flowing. We're gonna report after, boys. Report back for duty. Yeah, reporting in for duty was making me laugh. And to and you have to do a bid all that sort of shit you know what it'll cost you more if your chick wants to uh have sex and you were kind of like you know what i'm not in the mood you tell her that a few times the then she's start gonna start to be like why don't you like me this It's going to cause you so, I promise,

unless you're really in a big argument and you're trying to make some big point. But even then, I honestly feel like whatever gains you think you have by that, it's a very costly move on your part. Oh, of course. You have to be strategic. Are you with other girls?

What's going on? Are you doing this? You're not attracting me anymore. All that stuff will cost you way more than the five seconds, or in your case, five hours that you have to put in. No, yeah. The real thing move you can do is if you can just bust real quick, just like that. You go like, mm.

Now it's the opposite. You are so sexy. Yeah, you're so hot, and she's like so unsatisfied. But you did the thing, right? It's like you did the thing, came quick. You go like, you got everything you want the thing right it's like you did the thing came quick you go like you want yeah no you have to meet in the middle you have to say if you're trying to prove this point

like if you're trying to make like get some you're trying to make the point which you may think you I'll make the point by not having sex and you go no you do have you make the point but it's terrible that's how you make your point it's great for you and absolutely shit for her and you go but you can't say oh what you don't find me attractive

you go no exactly too attractive if anything yeah that's the same as not getting it up with a girl if the girl's like it's her fault like it'll cause you problems on that end sometimes of course but you have to that's what like you know i'll tell you if you ever don't get it up with a girl you go i don't know this just never happened before generally it's a rock i don't know something's something's different right now i'm not sure what it is i don't know what it is i guess i i thought you were hot enough but the tribe seems i honestly thought you were hot yeah yeah yeah my brain thought you were hot i guess not i don't know i guess not honestly my brain as far as my brain was concerned you're a dime piece but the fucking wieners i'm the fucking cooperating yeah but so this this article is very

like uh all about why the men are you know useless bug man and the girls are attracted because they're man-childs right yeah one thing that too was on top of that was there is like there is a bit of a fear with like the different fear if you're a guy your your chick is like the idea that she's like i'll leave you for a rich guy like if someone ever said that kind of stuff the problem is with a girl like that is possible no guy could ever be like i'll leave you for a billionaire girl be like no yeah good luck meeting a bill where are you gonna meet a billionaire girl ted like i mean they don't need to be a billionaire i will say new york city is full of just rich there are so many just absurdly rich chicks here yeah but they're not dating like some guy that

works at the you know that's true some guy that works at the the rig yeah the rig but i would say you can do the other no it works the other way where the chick, I could leave you for someone hotter and that's more accurate. Like if you're 50 years old, there is a chance where you could get some 30-year-old that's way hotter than your wife. Whereas if your girl's like 50 and you're both looking kind of beat up and she's like, I'm going to leave you for some hot young stud

and you're going to probably know you're not. Yeah, he's not going to be a hotter or richer lady. Well, he could be richer though because they all they could always get a like older guy that's richer sure that's true who's like way worse so the guy the more fear is you sit tell the say i'd leave you for someone hotter i don't think you want to say any of this stuff but the girl more fear is saying i'll leave you want to take it you want to like when you go take the dog for a walk and you go through this whole conversation in your mind, like she has all the lines. When you're doing your letter to Sam Bankman-Fried. Yeah, you have all your lines and she has her lines and you just go through this conversation like you're having it with her.

That's exactly what you do. Yeah. Over the year, they lived together. This fear became a reality. He's talking about this, you know, they have all these case studies of women that aren't happy. It hit me that he was a man child when he didn't know how to use the washing machine or make the bed. So you are right. There's a certain someone that might tell him to do this stuff.

Yeah, the make the bed thing, that is just a real crazy lack of stuff. I bet you you could probably dig up a Vice article where they said some version of like... Making that toxic masculinity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. Leanne recallss and although he made minor efforts to improve at chores he just didn't seem capable of doing so he broke her favorite knife flooded the kitchen nearly set the flat on fire multiple times and would go missing on

three-day benders yeah the three-day benders i'm like that one was the one i go like this has nothing to do i'm just a man child yeah i'm just a man child. Yeah, I'm just a man child. I've just been banging horse and doing coke for three nights. Sorry. Sorry that I never learned to fix the washing machine. Like three-day bender. That one's so funny. It seems like you're, honestly, to this girl, though, you go,

seems a little bit like you're a little more mad that your guy disappeared and didn't call you for three days than the make and the business. Yeah, also seems like you might not even be his main girlfriend you know if you live with a guy him that's wild disappearing for three days not calling and then you show up and she's like where the fuck you been you're like i'm sorry that i don't know how to cook food three day benders was quite that three day benders this is what the things that he doesn't know how to do he broke her favorite

knife flooded the kitchen and he goes missing for three days at a time by the way by the way this vice article

three day benders is a hyperlink and if you click on it it goes to a vice article that says how to go on benders without feeling like shit so it's pop with a dude on a bed oh my god that's so funny that the girls have three

day benders and then they link to their guide to three day benders it's starting to feel like vice is some of the problem here don't got the problem this guy reads vice yeah it sounds like this guy reads vice they're not teaching you how to fucking cut food and mow the lawn you're not learning that advice i told you i'm a big i'm a big supporter of the weaponized incompetence but you just have to offer other things and other things absolutely you have to offer solutions you could be incompetent but still be like but i have a solution and you have to have control of other things yeah i find the biggest one and it's not just with girls that can or girlfriend it can be like with people that you work with or

whatever it's like the oh this is falling apart this is falling apart like okay stop like i'm gonna call the airline like we'll figure this out just don't worry like i'm gonna we're gonna okay we're gonna take a cab here it's fine this to, we're going to, okay, we're going to take a cab here. It's fine. This is canceled. We're going to get this other one. Like that sort of taking, being assertive, that sort of energy I would have with everything except it's like, if you have that energy and enough things, you can definitely be like,

Hey, do you want to grab the remote? And you just be like, I don't even know what, how to do that. I don't even know why I would start. The funny thing is that what you just described with like my girlfriend

when I'm like that pisses her off really like when I just go like I got this all handled and she's like she wants to flail and freak out

she's like you're taking my flailing away yeah she's like no this is the end of the world and I'm like no don't worry about it I'll sort it I'll be like

let's solve this problem let's be constructive you're not letting her have it she's just like yeah she wants the tantrum you're being dismissive of her tantrum

I'm just validating her yeah I'm problem solving she's having a tantrum she wants her to be flailing on the ground in the airport and then you come up

and you go this reaction is warranted you're about let's not solve this problem let's not solve this problem let's stew you deserve this you deserve this let's stew on this problem in fact we should make it worse yeah exactly let's do let's like let's propose a bunch of solutions that doesn't make sense yeah for sure i was even dealing with my mom because like when i was trying to organize this whole christmas thing and she was like the roads are very snowy blah blah and she was like you know what i think the snow it's going to be too snowy the day you guys are going to come why don't we postpone it and then we'll meet a week later and i was just like well that's not what we're doing that's a different calendar year

mom i was like you know it cost me thousands of dollars to come back for Christmas I booked my flights I have to stay in hotels like that's why you just saw her two days ago yeah well she's like he's like no okay that's not gonna happen

and she's like well I'll tell you what we're gonna rent a car that has like four wheel drive how does that sound for you he's like will that do it for you

blah blah and what you have to do is start cutting into their other plans and then you go okay you go okay I'll tell you what then.

You cancel your other thing and then we'll come the next day. So that'll buy you time. All of a sudden the problem. Instantly, that's all of a sudden. Not that big of a problem. That is exactly what you have to do. You have to start finding the solutions that come out of their skin. You have to find their pain points, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All of a sudden they start getting up. They get up from the ground. And they go, ah, that's dirty on the ground. Yeah, yeah. They start standing up up brushing themselves off at the airport you know what that's true so why don't we stay at the airport we'll skip your friends thing because we'll go an extra we'll just you know what if we miss it today you skip your thing with your friends in four days we'll just stay an extra day the thing problem solved okay you know what that actually would be a solid problem solved

for you is just like rent a bunch of rooms at the airport hotels and you're like you're like i'm not even going to the fucking city this is like you just landed pearson you go right to one of those hotels i don't even go through customs yeah you just meet in the bar oh yeah you meet at the bar at the hotel at the airport no that you know how the doors they open and leave that you can't uh i told you this my family used to do christmas where so we wouldn't because everyone has new families there would be like a grandparent thing and we would go and then me my brothers and my dad after we'd go to dinner at his parents house we would it's like so funny but like also insane we would all after

we'd go to this one dinner that's the only thing'd do. And then we'd pull our cars up to the parking lot, like and pull the trunks up together and then load my Christmas present into my dad's and my dad's Christmas present into my trunk. It was like a drug deal. I'm not like, it sounds the first year it was kind of like, I guess this is crazy. And then I was just like,

I guess we're doing this. And then we just did that for three, four years in a row. You got the presents. You got the presents. You got the presents. Like everyone was kind of aware that this is so stupid, but it was like, what's the other option? It was like bringing the, it's like sometimes it was like bringing all these like presents

into the dinner. It just makes no sense. Cause you have to walk through a whole thing. It's like, it just made no sense. And then you walk them out. So it was like, we eventually just left them in the car and then you pull the trunks up. This is like, this went on for years. Really taking the magic out of Christmas.

Oh, it was the least magical. And this is at like, you know, 10 at night, it's freezing. So everyone's like, okay, just come on, wrap it up, you know. What is it? Are you opening them? Sometimes you do, sometimes you don't. Like you're like, my hands are too cold to open these presents. Oh, that's good.

Cause I got your gloves. Open that one i got you gloves so back of the open that one there's gloves yeah deep in the trunk no it's like pretty that's funny it was like it was one of those things that like you would tell like the girl you're dating with at the time and she'd be like you're no that's obviously like a joke and i'm like i promise you that's what we do like she would like anytime a girl saw there just be, this can't be real. You'd actually, this is your Christmas tradition. A lot of us become the tradition.

It was sort of the tradition. Just, I mean, just at that point, you're just like, just give everybody cash. That's the next iteration of that. You give them 200,

they give you 200. You just, you give, yeah, you give different cards you give your brother 200 he gives your other brother 200 he gives your dad 200 then you're on your way he gives you back a 200 and then you're all right let's see you fellas you got a card not hilarious that's funny so this guy's the bug man's getting shit and they go he seemed to feel

bad but he justified his ignorance by saying his parents never expected him to do any chores at home. Bear in mind, he'd moved out of his parents' house seven years earlier. Still doesn't explain the benders. I think I'm stuck on the three-day benders. Also, it's like, okay, so the dude's a pretty normal, slobbish, 20-year-old, 20s man. Standard, yeah. Standard.

And there's also another part of dating him there's also the other part of it too where you never they never want to mention the money situation you go if you're 50 50 everything then yeah that's a pain in the ass there's two parts of it the 50 50 everything it's a pain in the ass but the guy's paying more obviously but then the more important thing that is sometimes is annoying where it's like the girls make the rules of how they would like the house to be organized and then enforce them all and then you're like yeah but that's not the things i care about i'm like i don't want clutter over here and they're like no you can't i like the pens to be here and you're like yeah so i disagree with that rule yeah you're like i never agreed to this yeah yeah yeah

you're just like running this like a fucking that doesn't sound like this guy but no this this guy is this guy's on his way out of the relationship is what he is i think so that's what i mean again there's also the whole thing that they probably don't discuss is guys who are trying to actively sabotage a relationship. Guy comes home just fucking lipstick covered all over, and she's like, where you been for three days? She goes, my parents didn't make me do chores. I was never forced to do chores.

My mom didn't make me do chores. That's why I was at the Rippers three days in a row. Slept outside so i can get the best seat the next day at the rips dubbed man children these men can be characterized by a number of childlike traits including the noticing the dishes that needs washing not noticing oh include not noticing the dishes need washing or bins need emptying or weaponizing the incompetence then eventually doing it so i would say yeah but it depends on the thing that you make that's you know what it is a lot of this stuff stems from when you have everyone does every chore you really need to make those rules where

you go you do this i do that and then if they're like you need to do your thing fine but it's like when it's like sometimes i do it sometimes you do it it's like okay then i mean i'm in a relationship where there is a lot of weaponizing competence on both both of you guys but i know more so my girlfriend she'll probably you go she'll probably debate can you go turn on the light it's both of you just like like dude last night knocking the lampshade like no one knows how to turn the light up last night this is not even exaggeration last night i, I got home from doing Low Value Mail like one in the morning. She's like, hey, can you put the stuff

from the washing machine in the dryer? And you're like, what stuff? What's a washing machine? What's a dryer? No, no, no. And I was like, whatever, sure. I was like, I'll do it later because I was doing something.

And then I went to the bathroom and then I came out. And so then she started to pull everything out of the washing machine and then just gave up. So there was just a bunch of wet clothes. Like some of them were literally hanging out of the washing machine. And some were on the floor.

Some were hanging out. And then she just was like, just gave up. Yeah. And just left it. And I go, okay. So she's weaponizing that against you. Yeah. But I'm like, yeah.

Like that's like, she goes like, I don't know if I could do this. But she started. This is more of a Danny job. Yeah, and then I go, okay. And I just went like, eh. You need to screw it up worse. You come out and you burp out some feathers from the pillow and you go, oh, sorry.

I thought you asked me to eat it. I just take a handful of gravel and throw it in the washing machine. That goes in there, right? Yeah, yeah. You have a bunch of screws. Yeah, you got to legitimately just break the shit to the point where you're like, well, we can't afford to just keep it in place. a throat in the washing machine that goes in there right yeah yeah a bunch of screws yeah you gotta legitimately just like break the shit to the point where you're like well we can't afford just everything just everything in your house is broken i i break a few things here and there yeah

i don't try well luckily i say i say don't get glass things they're getting broken that's just the fact of the game yeah you're a plastic that's the game's the game yeah it's a game you want to fucking buy all this glass stuff well then you're gonna be cleaning up glass on the floor i've so far broken no glasses she's broken several now this phenomenon has officially been confirmed by science a recent study published uh by the archives of sexual behavior found that not only do man child exist men children exist but they actually are killing women's libidos with their ineptitude they always just sort of tell half the story though you know it's like yes obviously if you have some dude that just like doesn't do anything he's a slob like barely works a job he's like yeah that's not gonna be that hot but it's like yeah i'm sure that if like fucking you

know uh excellent i'm trying to pick a celebrity but I couldn't think of funny, not funny ones. Little Bow Wow. Yeah. If Little Bow Wow doesn't want to do the dishes, I'm sure that Libido's doing just fine. So just getting his side of the story is the three-day bender. He's like, yeah, I work in the oil sands. I was at work. Yeah, she calls him three-day bender.

Yeah, she's like, no, you're on your fucking bender. He's like, I was on a on a work trip wasn't a bender you know what it is it's that he went on a work trip and then she's like oh you're having drinks at night i thought you're on a work trip and he's like well yeah i work all day yeah i had a drink and then at night we like you know went to the hotel bar and had a couple drinks with the boys and she goes oh just you're on a three-day bender yeah no it's a work trip but she calls it a bad that's what we think happened that's for sure yeah this is is he was working he's being the wingman here for sure baby baby that's not a work bender you know he took a couple phone calls so he's basically at

work he's probably like i work a hard job like some sales trip this is a guy you want your girlfriend talking to if you just get caught on a three-day bender that isn't danny oh he's oh you a man can't earn his keep for his family i'm calling it right now though because the fact she didn't break up with him means it wasn't a proper bender it was he was working right he just calls it a bender to like just like minimize him and his efforts she goes oh your job oh you mean your bender well i've been loving the ones that have gone the other way around that i've been finding i sent you this but so there's this university called liberty university right and it was like essentially a super christian university and the idea is like you so basically how it works is

there's no kissing no holding hands that's the one that the jerry fallow's son was working on i believe and then basically you're only allowed to if you get married you can hold hands but apparently a lot of people get suspended because they're not married and they get caught like holding hands all this stuff that to me it sounded fake like i honestly thought this was like satire but this is the there's these tiktoks that they all have like tiktok accounts and they post their rules or whatever and this is what this girl says her rules are with her husband person with the boundaries that my husband and i have as a couple at liberty university rule number one is we are not allowed to sit aside the opposite sex in any of our classes or at lunch this is her own imposed rules by the way well it sounds like they both have agreed to them yeah i wonder who's it's the mike pence rule this is just

standard no one got more no one got more validated yeah it's the mike pence when mike pence basically was like like he goes yeah i'm not gonna get being alone with a girl in another room or whatever and then everyone was like what a idiot and then like the next day like basically like a month later like 18 000 executives got fired for like shit that happened alone in rooms yeah exactly they're smart contacts of the opposite sex saved in our phones so that includes instagram snapchat we do allow email just for like professional connections that are completely necessary rule number three is when we're entering public restrooms we wait for one another outside the restroom door just in case some sort of temptation arises

some sort of temptation arises at the restroom i don't know what that one restroom temptations i guess that i mean obviously you think yeah that's like yeah he's like he fucking got caught in a glory hole again well yeah yeah because he's like just in case yeah when you go to the bathroom obviously if you know some temptation obviously is going to arise when we're in the bathroom she's like what and he goes yeah you don't like with all the dudes they're just offering to suck you off in the bathroom that happens for the women right yeah and it's hard you you have to resist the urge to do it yeah that's one of those things too where you're just like uh you know obviously there's when we go to the bathroom there's going to be a bunch of chicks

that are trying to suck me off like outside the bathroom so let's just say we wait for each other because well i guess what does he think's gonna happen he comes out and there's so much temptation his girl's just banging a guy yeah he's like we're done he walks out after taking you know 20 minutes of the bathroom he goes hey it's over yeah i'm not sure somebody else i don't know what the temptation will be in the bathroom but for us i have to ask permission in order to drive alone third day i really needed to pick up a prescription and i just texted my boyfriend that it was plenty to leave the house and my location and it took him like 20 minutes to respond so sometimes that can actually be really inconvenient but it's completely necessary i mean the driving alone thing that's like a saudi

arabia law yeah yeah you need your husband's permission to drive not wild right yeah well you just sent me actually the funniest things oh i guess not that funny but the oil thing or the the the tweet so this is a tweet that you just sent me i don't know why you're in trouble remembering i have a lot on my brain which one was it um the gay thing oh yeah yeah this is from the afghanistan yeah okay this is fucking crazy i was trying to find if this is a parody account i don't think it is because like i was going through all their tweets it's like it's like a legitimate account like in some somewhere in afghanistan um so it's the you don't think it's a parody i don't think so no i looked i looked because i was like you know i tried to avoid posting stuff that's real like think it's a parody? I don't think so. No, I looked. I looked because I was like, you know, I try to avoid posting stuff that's real,

like when it's... Well, they basically said, it's at Public Afghan. Danny says it's real, so if it's not... I think it's real. Okay, he's going to do some research. The research department's finding out. No, no, I do think it's real.

I think it's real. Islamic Emperor Afghanistan says, they tweeted, a homosexual was discovered working in the Ministry of Water we can confirm there is no risk to the public and our water remains safe to drink it's like a borat he's been

placed on restrictive duties while he's being removed from his frontline role yo how funny is it that like legitimately in public office in Canada, for example, they would be like, hey, we just want to say we're sorry

that there wasn't enough homosexuals working in the water ministry. I mean, they do shit different in Afghanistan. Yeah, this is the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan public relations. So it's essentially just like the country of Afghanistan is how I gather it. And then someone replied. know someone's spitting out the water when they find

they see a guy walking into the you know basically you you watch a guy walking you're just like you know drinking a cup of water that you got from the tab and you're walking by the water you know distillery and you see a guy that walks in with a little bit of a prance and he's like, hi, hello, happy day. And you're like, he fucking works there? So I just drank cum then.

Pretty much a guarantee. It's pretty much a guarantee that I drank a bucket of that guy's semen then. Someone replied to it, they go gigabased and then they replied to go, we don't know what that means do you think that why is the tweet in English then

that's the real question I think it's they probably have an English what do you think that the fear was they thought the guy was stirring the this is the public relations team for the IEA government which is like the new because remember there's a new government in Afghanistan yeah last year.

Remember when they were eating the ice creams and stuff. And then it says, working for and on behalf of Suhail Shaheen, the spokesman for the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan. So this is just

their English account. Why? Unless this turns out to be one of those fucking Twitter files accounts that's being run by the US government because a bunch of those

came out yesterday. Do you think what's happening is they think that they're like dipping their balls in the water supply? It's like they just think it's one drop. That's just part of the thing, though. The guy, they have like the five straight guys and then the guy, his station,

he's just wearing like, you know, all leather and everything and then the water just comes by and he's supposed to test it. He's the taste tester, but he's just like putting his balls in it. He goes, that one's good. Good to go.

I think it's not even that. I think they think just your hand touches it. They just don't want their hand touching it. He goes, Jesus, the water's gay now. There's a little, it's just one drop. It's just by a samosa or whatever. It just touches. It's so crazy the level that these two,

there's three different worlds happening at the fucking same time. Honestly, the reason why I think this is real, too, is because this account's followed by Cobra Tate and Mark Andreessen. And Mark Andreessen is like no dummy. So I don't think you would follow this if it was a joke. And I looked at it. It's not a joke. Okay.

So we haven't done a Reddit in a few weeks. And we just found one that people have been asking us to look at. And it was the subreddit of people that want to start getting into being a cuck or people that are cucks. And there's also some bulls in there asking asking bull advice right and i sent it to danny and i was like i was i sent it to danny and he was like oh i didn't know this existed you had to play oh cuck what's what's cuck i was like yeah i go how did you know that i was no no i typed it i was like i sent danny the thing and then i was like you know put how did you know that i was no no i typed it i was like i sent danny the thing and then i was like you know put it on your computer and then you typed in c and you go

instantly open yeah you got it in your favorites like yo i just assumed at some point you'd probably want to talk about this subreddit yeah you know just discuss so there's people that they're cucking problems and it is And it's a hard life. You know, a lot of the thing is everyone's like, listen, it's a hard life. Like, you know what I mean? It's a hard cuck life for us. A lot of the people, there's a lot of people messaging being like, you know, I was watching my wife getting sex and I didn't really like it. And they're like, you know, sometimes you don't like it at first, but you'll probably start liking it more.

A lot of the problems people have are they're just like, yeah, so when does it start being sweet? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When do you stop crying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyways, I was watching this guy tune on my wife and didn't like it. Is that normal? When do we start liking it? Apparently, he seems like you guys like it.

Still waiting. Still waiting on it. Some of the problems are so funny. I got four or five of my favorites. Yeah, one is a reply to one of them is very funny. I actually have one reply, too. I wonder if we got the same reply. It must be.

It's not on this one. This is the first one. We are new to cuckolding i often take my wife out dressed in short dress or skirt to regular bars or clubs and leave her alone so others can come hit on her so you're kind of you know you keep your distance you watch my my wife is submissive but she also is shy and usually goes on her phone when i leave her guys don't usually come up to her and if they do, it's hard for her to let them know that she is there

with her husband who is okay with watching. Is there any way to let guys know she is available so they can approach her? Does she need to wear something more revealing or do something else to attract guys more easily? Looking for advice. So basically, that is, to me, this was the funniest one because it was basically a guy

and he's been probably going through the credits. He's like, let's do it. You know what I mean? Got the girl on board. He was like, I think I can handle this. I'm going to let's go get a guy to have sex with their wife. And then you show up to the bar and she stands there and you're just like, huh? Yeah.

I mean, you know, a normal guy, even if he's down to fuck your wife, he's not just going to approach a couple and be like, hey, how do you's down to fuck your wife, he's not just going to approach a couple and be like, hey, how do you feel about me fucking your wife? No, he has the mustache in the newspaper. He's wearing full disguise right before wearing a wire sort of thing. Yeah. But it's also like finding out your wife's not hot enough. Yeah.

Essentially. I think she's hot enough for somebody. But if that's the case where you're just like, let's go let's go out and all these guys let's find a guy to have sex with you and then coming imagine going home empty-handed where the problem was like no guys tried to hit on your wife well i mean we've been to these sex clubs for comedy and i think a lot of there's a lot of overlap here well if you go to some sex club not a lot of lookers not a lot of lookers but that's exactly so your goal that's where you go to the sex club this guy was like baby we want you to you know have sex with another guy and she's at the she's just standing there for two hours without a single guy approaching like a couple people come up to her

and they're like uh can i can i get a beer and she's like i don't work here oh okay the guy comes in he was like yeah yeah she comes up i got a beer blah blah and's like, I don't work here. Oh, okay. The guy comes in and he was like, yeah, yeah, she comes up, I get a beer, blah, blah. And then the guy comes over and he goes, you know, and I'm just going to watch. And he goes, what?

And he's like, I just asked her if she worked here. Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, sorry. Do you want to have sex with her? What? No. Ew.

They're like, you have the awkward stage where you're like not good at it. It's so funny to me. What a letdown. Finding out that none of the bulls are interested. You got to find out if there's like a out that none of the bulls are interested you gotta find out

if there's like a bull bar where all the bulls hang out ideally if there is such a thing but again I think you just go to swingers clubs that's kind of

gets rid of all these problems definitely probably but this guy's just going to he's just going to like the bear and the firkin

and he's standing there he's sitting in a booth and people come up to him and say sir would you so that's one of them how does one overcome jealousy so me and my wife have been waiting to start this lifestyle and the only thing overcoming is my jealousy it's the only thing that's stopping us any suggestions or advice so this is one of those ones where the guy's like not for you yeah but i'm no i'm not really interested in watching her have sex with other men. How do I get in the game?

It does nothing for me, but she basically said that if we don't do this, she's going to divorce me. So I'm willing to. And there's also, then this is one where a guy commented and he was like, you know, sometimes it's just certain guys that make you jealous.

So then you have to talk and pick the guys that you both agree with. But so basically it's the guy being like you, you're like, Hey, I found a bull and you just find like really unattractive like hey okay good news i found i finally found a bull for you and it's just like a plumber like the answers to this question too are surprising here's one the first few times for me was the worst jealousy regret and a raging erection was

normal i swear i like the jealousy i guess i swear I masturbated furiously while she was out, not knowing what she was doing. It does get easier. It gets easier. But I would expect them to be like, yeah, it's tough with the jealousy. But they're like, yeah, that hard on you get from that jealousy? Woo!

Yeah, you're basically walking into like a support group and they're just like, you know, and I was sitting in the corner just crying and someone else walks in like, oh, this guys and you're like no no we're talking about how sick it is there's another one it's difficult at first first times you'll probably feel very bad and horny at the same time so so the gist is like you you that's a good that's a good part that's how you know it's working exactly like yeah you'll have a lot of weird i feel jealous you go that's how you know it's working definitely but i just my favorite is still the guy that couldn't get any bulls to

bang his wife what stages are you at so my wife no longer sees me as a sexual partner and considers me this guy is like the the pinnacle of like he's so far down the cut yeah he's so cocked he's so cocked that his wife doesn't even consider him for sex so he's not they just live in the same thing she considers him a roommate which we're both really happy about very mutually happy that they're just two people living separately she has a relationship with another guy hopefully they don't have kids you pay your share of the rent peak that's how you that's how you know you that's how you that's like a final boss cucking mode right she said tonight that when she found a boyfriend, she's going to introduce me to her as her roommate.

So now he's getting introduced as the roommate. Well, I don't know what part of this this guy likes. It's wild that I have no chance of sleeping with her ever again. And eventually she'll just have a full-time steady boyfriend that takes care of all her needs while I fulfill her other needs. Where are you guys at at the journey? I think that's where you're just like, dude, I don't's cucking yeah i think you're gay or i don't know what's going on well you go yeah yeah i'm not i'm so big into being cucked like what do you do it's like well

she has sex with other men and she has another boyfriend and i just sort of pay the rent and do some chores around yeah i haven't seen her naked in six years she said she'll never have sex with me ever again she's actually disgusted by me. Pretty cuck life, right? Him telling the other cucks and they're just like, that's not what we get to be in the room. He goes, what?

You get to be in the room. Yeah, this guy got like a memo wrong. He's like a cuck of cucks. There's a guy trying to figure out how to be a cuck and he's like doing it wrong. And he was like, yeah, so I got her having sex with other men, but now she won't have sex with me.

She just has a different boyfriend. In in fact we're not even technically in a relationship it sounds like the fact that we're legally married sounds like you're just stalking your roommate now so that guy this was the one with the good comment okay i don't think i don't have this one so this is the reply this is the guy how to approach for a ball oh no this one the one we just did yeah so he goes where are you in in your journey? And then this is the reply. It said, from one person, it's like bullet points. It says, wife gave virginity to our first bull, keeping me a virgin.

Haven't even had oral before. Bull lives with us. Bull and wife have one kid and are trying for another. Straight, but still suck cock and take it in my ass. I don't think there are any, there are any stages above me with a laughing emoji. That's not easily. He's just like,

but like, what is that even? So you're a virgin. I guess he's gay. Cause he says he sucks cock and takes in the ass. Oh, so, okay.

So you're gay. He says he has a wife though. Started with a wife and it ends up with you being gay. Just like taking the longest road possible to just admit you're gay. A lot of them seem like that. There was a gay one in here, actually. This guy goes, I'm straight, but. They were sort of discussing that.

The guy goes, for context, my girlfriend and I are looking for our first male-female male threesome. And I told her about my fantasy of having a threesome. And she agreed. And she knows I'm interested in just watching. But lately, I've been sort of getting turned on by watching the guys who get involved in the cooking videos. And she said, I might be up to be playing with the balls while he has sex.

He wants to start with maybe just tickling the guy's balls a little bit. If I was a ball, I'd be like, well, just stay in your corner. You don't touch the ball balls. while he has sex. He wants to start with maybe just tickling the guy's balls a little bit. If I was a bull, I'd be like, just stay in your corner. You don't touch the bull balls. I only got one rule. You don't touch the bull balls. That's funny. Him having the bull balls on his truck, but it's like for a different reason.

Yeah, it's the cock. All right. You get in your corner. I only got one rule here. No touching the bull balls. And then the one guy goes it's okay i'm a cock wife wife uh it's okay cocky wife's been steady with the same bull for a while i try to do what i'm asked i've sucked also but i'm not gay no desire to suck them off but you know so i have sucked bull to completion i'm not gay he but yeah, sometimes whatever happens happens.

And basically, so this guy's sort of thing is like, yeah, none of us are gay, but you know, the game's the game. Yeah. Like it's sometimes that's like a part of it.

You want to be a cuck. Sometimes you have to suck the bull off to complete. I don't know why the bull would want to get sucked. I don't know why the bull would want to do any of this, to be honest. Yeah. I mean, he's just like,

I just kind of hear cause fuck your wife, but that that is it is sort of interesting though if you're the bull and then you that is like so the bull's like allowed to do whatever he wants but he basically lives with his girlfriend but there's some other guy that doesn't have sex there pays all the bills and he can do whatever he wants because he's like what are we and what do you mean what are we we're not in a relationship you have a husband he's over there in the corner the bull the bull life's almost weirder than the cock life there's another cock life you're like it's some weirdo the bull's probably like it's all weird this is here's another one that goes i thought i was from this one some guy goes look i thought i was straight one night though my wife and her boyfriend and

i all got stoned at one point he sort of put his hand on my head and pushed me down to lick his cock my wife encouraged and I just went with it. So you're gay. Yeah. Like, it's fine. I don't just like, divorce your wife. Sounds like divorce your wife and you start a new life with your bull. How many stories,

that must be its own subreddit where you're like, me and the bull are living half. I'm in love with my bull. Yeah, I'm in love with my bull. How do we ditch the wife? You're doing like sort of an Eiffel tower that's a real happy ending like a happy story right there the bulls meet yeah that'll be like probably fucking uh no that

no this is what happens the two the bulls are on either side of her and then they're holding hands and then they just start like locking hands like where the fingers locked in together and then just take my breath away yeah the music just starts bros too bulls in paradise yeah basically we're trying to turn this mfm just mm if you don't mind that's so crazy how the music comes on have you ever loved somebody dude guy is sitting there somebody like you oh so glad i'm not in this shit oh definitely not happy i'm glad that i'm not a bull. A bull or a cuck. So, hey, it's straight Danny. Or a cuck.

Just glad I'm not a Danny. Glad I'm not a bull or a cuck because I'm not one of those fucking either. Whatever you fucking name. I never fucking suck a man's penis to completion. Not a cuck. Yeah, you have to. Not a cuck.

A big part of the game seems, a big part of the cucking game seems to be that you blow the guy. You have to be pretty, do some pretty gay stuff. Also, it does seem like that would be, I mean,

we know one guy is into this and he's gay. Yeah. Right? Yeah. So like a big part of it is like, I think it sounds a lot of is like, you're okay. I want to have the guy to have sex with my wife.

And also, you know, when you're like, I'm into humiliation, you'd be like, you know, it'd be really, it'd're like, I'm into humiliation. You'd be like, you know, I'd be really humiliated.

It'd be like... Fucking maybe married you and lived happily ever after. Yeah, you know, it would really humiliate me. I'll just, you know, I was just making a list of things that would be humiliating to me. And it's if you proposed to me. Yeah, yeah. Maybe if I sucked him off off i'd be so humiliated just yeah you know it really made me jealous

they just fucking rubbed made me rub hot oil on him i'd be so humiliated if i had to do a chore like that and you forced me to light candles and then put on music while I lied down on the bed. And then you came up and just had my way with me. Boy, would I be humiliated. Boy, would I be a cuck, huh? You're the ultimate cuck. After he has his way with you, he's probably going to... The both not gay.

He's like the cucks in the corner. He's being like, I'm just so humiliated by you having sex with my wife I guess probably after you have your right with her you're probably

gonna have your right with me too and the guy's like no I'm actually probably good he goes I think you do though I won't be humiliated

unless you give it to me so this is kind of about me being humiliated right that's the whole point of this the guy's like no I just like

to fuck really out of stage me imagine that you have sex with my women and then make me have sex with you the ultimate in humiliation guy's like you know what you we have your chair just stay he's like maybe next time he goes no it's gonna i don't think that would humiliate you it would be pretty humiliating i honestly don't think it would be that humiliating for you no i assure you i would be no i assure you i would be humiliated so a lot of it is that the guys basically get into cocking and then

lo and behold next thing you know they're blowing a dude that should be first thing on the faqs how to uh how to approach a couple and ask to be their bull. So this guy, obviously, it's what you said. Like, you got to find the bull circles, but this guy is like, he's just a loose bull. How do you, that's almost like, I know that the cock one's obviously weird, but it is funny to be like, my fetish is I need to bang another guy's wife. You're just like. Yeah, you're going to get punched in the face so much.

You know what I mean? It's just like, so you're just like, you're going to get punched in the face. You know what I mean? It's just like, so you're just walking up to couples being like, Hey, do you want me to take her for a spin for you? Why? It's pretty hot. And the guy goes,

okay. Oh yeah. Yeah. You want me to do something about that? What are you guys doing later? And you're like, what the, yeah,

that you're right. That was the type of thing that gets you punched in the face a lot. Yeah. You're just a bull on the loose at the barbie. And like you, Hey guys, how's it going? You want me to, you want me to have sex with her maybe you can play with the balls like maybe you can suck me off later because you fucking cock how do you feel about

hey strangers how do you feel uh wife's look pretty hot maybe i could fuck her later then you suck her dick afterwards like never met these people definitely a hard sell a hard real hard sell hard sell to be a bull on the loose if you're wrong on that to be a bull on the loose is definitely a

freaking asking for punishment that's like the classic like you know fucking like comedy movie you go to the wrong couple you do that and then you're walking away

with the ice bag on the face like next scene it's just like eh missed the mark there we can go to your place or my place listen you know i don't just want you to wait in the corner but if you want to come tickle them i'll let you tickle them the guy's like what your hotel room or mine they're like we're from here yeah so i was trying to be a bull on the loose sometimes

while i'm on the streets or in the metro i I notice a couple together. I can see that the girl's looking at me with a bit of a glare in her eyes. So he thinks he has a bull detector. He thinks he can see it from a mile away. Like, Oh, that's a couple that wants me. That's a guy. That's a couple that they want me to bang their wife.

Cause the girl, cause the girl looks at him. Look, gave me a slight glance on the metro. Um, and she has, and notice the boyfriend is either smiling

or acting dumb I always want to approach them but it would look weird to approach a couple who are having their first time together wishing for me

to be their bull this guy's drawing a lot of conclusions this is Milton with the jump to conclusions Matt you're sitting on the subway and there's another couple there

and you're just like man the guy's looking at me all coy he wants to suck me off the girl wants to suck me off everything's coming at me yeah it's just like everywhere this guy's literally sometimes this happens not once this happened many times on the side have you ever seen that on a subway you're sitting on a subway and you see a couple and you're like guys not interested all right hey sorry guys i'm not interested if you want me to take her for a spin without you there i'm open to it what ever call you give him a card yeah that's what you need you need a card for this you just know so you see yeah you're just sitting on the subway and then you walk up to a couple and you guys

listen i'm busy tonight but tomorrow if you want me to take her for a spin we can do that yeah and then i guess if i'll be available later if you want to suck my cock for the guy i'm only made out of this gay shit but games the game listen you know i'm not gay you're not gay but you know the game is the game but you know that's what we do bull you're a cock the game so neither of them want to do this like none of them two guys just the bulls like i guess this is the game i'm just doing it to humiliate him and he goes i'm just doing it to be humiliated yeah so that's like that's the bulls thing he was like listen i'm not uh i don't like having my getting head from a dude but i love humiliating sure yeah which is what it's all about you know there's nothing i just want him to feel like shit yeah and there's no better way to make him feel like shit than make

him blow me that's if you think there's the other way where there is the cuck that's not gay and the ball that's like you know what really humiliate me is like if me and you just went to the back and just took it for a spin and the cuckuck being like, no, no, just with her. No, no, just with her. Just with her. Just in the corner. This one was making me laugh. Girlfriend is on vacation. It will be first time getting cucked this way. Do you guys have any advice for me?

I'm extremely excited, but also a little nervous. I've been cucked before, but it always happens in person. And this is our first time trying a setting where she's farther away. would love if you guys have any advice for me overall just looking forward to the experience but the experience is his wife going on vacation yeah the guy he goes it's just your imagination the whole thing is just your he goes i can't wait for this experience it's like your wife's going on vacation with a guy and you're just at home. He's like, I know, but I paid for it. Like, yeah, what? You're not.

So you're just. That's the funniest one is the guy, the people that were in the cucking scenario. And they go, I guess what he's excited about is when she tells him about it after. Maybe he likes that part. I guess. So you're just completely. Those are the funniest ones. The guy that was like, yeah, she just has sex with guys.

I'm not there. She won't tell me about it we don't even touch I guess you have to get told about it at minimum at minimum you get to be told about it

yeah so it's basically you just become like a gossipy gay friend of hers exactly yeah exactly she goes like yeah this guy

couldn't get it up and he's like yeah can we change that a bit and she goes yeah he could get it up yeah you're you basically turn into

the girl's like slutty gay friend That wants all the details It's a pathetic life But I think that's the point That's the point That's what they want That is the point

Like I say that I go that's pathetic And they go yeah But if you think about it It really does turn him Into the gay guy Because on top of the fact That you're the slutty gay guy

Asking the details Of guys she's hooking up with You're also like You think I could Suck him off You think he'd be You know willing to Swing both ways No you're 100% she's hooking up with. You're also like, you think I could suck him off? You think he'd be, you know, willing to swing both ways?

No, you're 100% turning into just a gay guy, right? So, and the other one was discussing the ultimate cucking. He says he wants to raise the guy's kid. That is some next level cuckoldry. That was some next level.

So on the Patreon this week, we have a really good one. But basically the Stanford University, they purged all the English language that's harmful and they released this thing. It was like a document. It's like 20,000 pages long. It was from the IT department too. And some of them are really good. They had to get rid of basket case. And the reason for

that was apparently originally basket case was someone that had no arms and legs had to be carried around in a basket. That was what they said. They got rid of brave. You can't say brave. So anyways, there's like 200 of them and we and Dan here, we have a whole bunch of other stuff, but we'll go through that. But thank you to everyone who's been subscribing to the Patreon

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