The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Silicon Valley's Gay Tech Mafia & Dropping the N-Word with Tourette's Syndrome

Episode Date: February 27, 2026

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Inside the gay tech mafia, Teal, Altman, Polish Chuck. Long. No, I already said Paul Shuck. Long wasn't on it. Long was not there. We already checked. We actually did a double check and Long's name was not there. Inside the street mafia, however, Long, Long, long, long. Just my whole family, dude. The whole family. We'll go back to the tech mafia after because more importantly, Candy just got fucking...

Danny's not a happy camper right now. No. And by the way, the country's been through a lot, if I'm going to be completely honest. I think it's good for the country. Why do you think it's good for the country? Listen, we obviously live in New York right now. From an identity standpoint, it was kind of like a big part of Canadian identity. And, you know, obviously Canada's probably going down the wrong path in a lot of things.

And now they're maybe like, all right, time to course correct some things here, boys. You think it's a wake-up call? Because Drake Kendrick was not the wake-up call. No, Drake Kendrick was not the wake-up call. This didn't hit home in like, you know, small town, Ontario. I see what you... See, you were not a happy camper. So this is how you've coped.

I woke up at fucking 745 to watch a hockey game on a Sunday morning. Yeah. And but over the course of time, it sounds like three days you've done some introspection and now you're happy with it. I'm not happy with it. I wasn't waking up on me. I do not want people to be like, oh, I'm fucking pumped, eh? No.

But you're saying, like, if they did win, it would have been business as usual, the guy with a dick. Yeah, just $4 million more. immigrants. A guy with a dick and a vagina. He was fingering himself well. He was all the dick at the game. All the stuff. They would have been like more chopping dicks, just like everything is going exactly as planned in Canada. Couldn't, couldn't, there's not a single problem in this country, you know? Do you think that the guy with the dick and the vagina when he has sex, he says, pick your poison? Question is, does he ever store the dick in the vagina? Like a

tough situation. That's how it started. Someone said, go fuck yourself. And he took that a little literally. Okay. I will. Well, that's going to be the government's problem. My surgery's in two weeks, actually. See, I'll tell you why I didn't like this. I just, it was, I'm not, I hated. Sorry to cut you off.

No, no, no, you're hyped up. I apologize to you. Disgusted with the Prime Minister of Canada's post about this. What did he say? Let me pull this up. Congratulations on a hard fought and well-earned silver team Canada. You made your country proud. No, they did it.

Right. They did not make their country. proud. This is fucking loser talks. And that's the attitude that got them into this mess. I went and looked when last year in the Four Nations face off, which was just the All-Star game, by the way. That was the NHL All-Star game. And everybody's like,

yeah, at least we took the Four Nations. You're like, that was a fake made up thing that they made last year. This is the Olympics. They've been doing this for fucking, you know, 80 years or some shit. That was one thing they made up last year. It was great. But that was the All-Star game, right? Trump didn't even acknowledge America's loss.

He wasn't like, you made us proud. with your silver. Like the only thing that I was happy about it. What did you want Carney to do? Be like, you fucking let us down, boys. Or nothing. Say nothing.

Right. Just nothing. Just don't be like, congrats to the Americans. Hope you're happy, yeah. No, no, congrats to America. You won your first gold medal

in 45 years. Like, congratulations to America for the win. Not you made us proud with the silver. Dude, half those NFL players? That was some participation medal shit. Dude, and they handed them the stuffy bears, too? They handed them, they gave them the silver medals.

and then they're like, here's a little fucking, like, luboo or some shit. Like, the only thing that I take somewhat solace in is knowing that every one of those Canadian players either through those silver medals in the fucking trash or, like, it's going in a drawer and they're never looking at it ever again. They're not like, check out my silver

and what are we got fucking beat by the Americans. No, I can't imagine that. No. The puck players aren't about that life, probably. No, absolutely. You know, there's like a lot of dudes who are like Stanley Cup champions. Like, I mean, they're not. Like, Connor McDavid is just like,

probably true. It would probably left that in the fucking airport. So that's, this is how you've coped. You're just like, maybe this will help Canada turn around politically. And then also the good news is they throw out the stuffed animal. Yeah, yeah, but I'm not like what is. This is where after a few days you've come to. No, no, I mean, I've seen a lot of bad takes.

People were like, Canada shouldn't have won. You're like, well, they didn't. They didn't. Yeah, who gives it. That's not how sports works. It's a one game. Like, how many times have you seen some team that's like a giant underdog win a game? You're like, it shit happens.

Like, it's just like they lost. That's all them out. And the worst people you know were happy, too. I saw some really people that wasn't happy that they're happy. Cash Patel in the locker. To be honest, to be honest, that was one of the like saving graces is that America ruined it by having Cash Patel in there. Because a lot of people, a lot of Americans were like happy and then they had to deal with that. Casatel's in there going, he's the fucking guy jumping off the roof and Borat.

This guy's shooting guns. He literally walking in naked. When does the Hayes start, boys? Hase me. Hase me. Hase me, hates me, do me, do me, do me. He ties his own dick to the string, and then he has the bucket with the bucks.

Come on, shoot, fire some bucks in there. Shoot some bucks in there. Come on. When are you going to bag skate me, huh? What's going on here? He lies, yeah, he lies down. I'm sleeping if I were to be, I'd hate for someone to draw some dicks on my face.

If any Arabian goggles happen to find their way on to my, I didn't see nothing. Hey, guys, you can count on me. that I didn't see nothing. One, because I don't see nothing, and two, because I'll have the Raven goggles on my... Sure. Just redact it all.

I can promise you between me and the boys, the hazing will be redacted. It'll be redacted, I promise. I'm kind of a pro at that kind of thing, so... I will put a black line over the white line. And I know he is, like, a big hockey fan, and he, like, plays, like, Men's League hockey and stuff. He's not, like...

I'd dangle over Cash Patelman. Someone came out, and he's, like, he's the... Someone, like, posted it. He's like, he's in our men's league. He's, like, the slow. Whist player. Dude, I would leave Cash Patel with fucking

birds chirping over his head. I would dust him. And as a player, as a watcher, I'm not the biggest watcher because I don't participate in Goyslop like that. I don't celebrate another man's

accomplishment. I just don't do much else other than comedy these days. If I was to spend time with hockey, it would be playing. Yeah. But I'm not, yeah. I'm not waiting up at 7 a.m.

To go fucking watch a game. It's a once every four-year thing, maybe. Yeah, but I had to fly that day too. Yeah. Yeah, it's a one, that's anyways, it was, but the Cash Patel thing is like, he is, he ruined it. He's at least not a fair weather hockey fan, it's crazy. They gave the goalie, Connor

Hallibuck, who had like, you know, obviously won them the game and he's getting the presidential medal of freedom. Right, I, they, yeah, they're hamming it up a little too much. Oh, yeah, yeah, they're really, like, they really know, like, especially Trump and stuff, like, really. What is his 14-hour marathon speech? And by the way,

I was kind of thinking about it, too. I've been doing I've been trying to do this joke about this a bit, but the idea that this is the biggest contradiction, as Trump goes, in 2025, he goes, I, we're going to make an executive order that English is the, we're going to make an executive order that English is the number one language knowing to speak any other languages. And you go, okay, fine. And then the next day, he goes, also we're out in Canada, not realizing that's nine million French people that do not speak English, will not speak English, right?

Do not have the capacity to speak English. Do not have the capacity, but also. Also, they won't, like, Mexicans, if their kids come here. I mean, by the way, rich that you think that the only people in Canada who don't speak English happen to be in Quebec. Well, but you can say to them, like, you could say, well, that goes in line with these people, blah, blah, yeah, you are right of that, of course. However, there's nine million people. They're like, actually, that's the national language is that. Right.

Right. Right. Yeah, yeah. And I said that would be the equivalent of saying, I make an executive order that it's illegal to not be straight. And then also we're going to add France. Yeah. Yeah, got him. Is there a move you think you could do where you could print off that executive order of the English as the first language,

just kind of carry it with you at all times when you're just like kind of, you're like in an Uber and somebody? You're like in a restaurant. I haven't written on your shirt. Yeah, buddy. Don't make me. Excuse me? Executive order. Did you know what an executive order is?

Yes. Okay. Well, then. Okay. Apparently, I mean, if you don't, you're in more trouble. but 4 a.m. The tariffs got shut down, which is another blow to Danny.

Danny's team lost. Your precious tariffs got shut down. I don't know my precious tariff. Danny was taking fucking towels, man. My tariffs. Ah, my tariffs. Your precious tariffs got shut down. Trump was the most sassy bitch I've ever seen.

I mean, I'm not surprised by that because I said it when he introduced them over a year ago. You're like, no president has ever used emergency executive powers to, Dutera. Now, you weren't saying that. You were, you were, I literally, you go fucking pull up the tape,

pal. I literally, it's never been done. It was just like, these were these executive emergency powers. And he kind of, like, one of his guys was like, I think we could just like say

everything. That's why everything's a national emergency. No, I know. Yeah. Yeah. And then the, and then you do it because. But you put a high percentage chance

on these being shot down. I thought, no, no, no, I had no idea. No, I never. Okay.

That's what I were saying. No, I had no idea. but it doesn't surprise me because it just takes so long to get to the Supreme Court. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And all the exporters and stuff and importers are all suing the U.S. government over this.

So go to the Supreme Court, which is a conservative Supreme Court and they still ruled against him. Yeah, and he had the sassiest bitch tweet ever. I thought that was funny. And he was also just like, well, fuck that. 50% terrorists on the whole world. When it first happened,

there was some funny memes of being like, you know Trump right now and it's just Trump with like the longest, like, you know, extended phone or whatever. But he goes, the Supreme Court, which will be lowercase because they disrespected me. Hold on. I haven't pulled up here. What is it? He goes, Supreme Court will be using lowercase letters for a while based on complete lack of respect. This is sort of the equivalent of like when you say your, uh, your chick's ex-boyfriend's name wrong. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Or no, the guy that, a girl, you're like, this is more of like a weasel trying to fuck the girl and he says the current boyfriend's name wrong. He's like negging the Supreme Court. Negging the Supreme Court of the United States accidentally. unwittingly gave me as a president of the United States far more powers and strength than I had prior to the ridiculous I actually have more power now so it's not a big deal at all you actually didn't mean your favor I actually have so much more power I don't know very intentional divisive ruling for the one thing I can use

license to do absolutely terrible things to foreign countries especially those countries that have been ripping us off for decades but incomprehensibly according to the ruling can't charge them a license fee but all licensed this is capital ox but all license charge fees but all license charge fees. Why can't the United States do so? Anyways, it goes on and on, but it's a beast this one. Yeah, he goes, why can't they do it?

Because I don't know, the powers were vested to Congress to pass tariffs like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you just kind of use the loophole to use your emergency powers, and they were just like, no, you can't do that. Essentially. But I'm sure he's here again. He's already like, well, I cooked up a new scheme,

so. I did like the Jack Hughes guy. The refunds where I guess there's a controversy with that guy, but I watched Jack Hughes doing interviews. He's a fun guy. Yeah, yeah. I can see why people like that guy. What's the call? But why do people not like him just because he was, because Trump messaged them?

Oh, I mean, yeah. There's like 40 articles about like the controversy of this guy. Well, he gave his like after and he just goes, I love being America greatest country. That must have fucking wrangled people. Yeah, it's like, what do you expect the guy to say after like just won the gold medal for something 45 years? He's just like, I'm ashamed of this country, but I just love puck.

And there was a video before that was him four years ago being like, you know, I just fucked up. I played real bad and hopefully I could do this again in four years, but like I'm not happy camper. I played really bad. He was like sad. And then it cuts, people make these TikTok edits and it cuts to like happy music.

If it's like, I'm just a happy camper. Honestly, it was like, uh, those, those videos are pretty solid on the internet, even though I couldn't enjoy it as someone that. Dude, I didn't enjoy that way. I mean, I, yeah, yeah, like, I've been seeing all this discourse because the captain of the U.S. team is Austin Matthews, who's the captain of the Leafs. Yeah. So then everybody's like.

should we let him come back? Well, you're just like, he's our, but it's like, we're in Canada and Toronto, but it's like he was the captain and he met Trump. Oh, no. Yeah, so it's like a real like everybody's like, he was fucking paling it up with Trump and you're like, but he's the captain of our team. You're like, do we like him now?

I saw 100 articles in America being like, you are, if you are not wrong to be feeling cognitive dissidents about the fact that people are cheering for America at this time. And there was, I I didn't, honestly, I didn't include a bunch of them because I was just like, it was just like there's nothing more to it.

They're just like, no one should be ever happy, ever. You know what I mean? No, no, no, yeah, you can't even just enjoy a little curling or something. You can't enjoy, you can't just enjoy some curling. So there was a bunch of people having mental breakdowns, and it was kind of like, you didn't watch hockey, shut up, like, Huffington Post being like, you know, if you were, if you're having trouble of knowing what to think of the hockey game, like, you don't need to have an opinion on the hockey game, okay?

You can just not care. Huffington Post? Yeah, you can just not care. Same way that I barely do. Yeah, exactly. My opinion was I was sleeping. Yeah, yeah. I mean, most people are like, yeah, I'm not a winter sports guy.

I woke up. I didn't like what I was seen on Twitter, though. I'll tell you that much. No. It was a dark day. Yeah. But the one thing I was, I was kind of thinking about, well, I'll tell you actually a tariff thing first. But Howard Lucknick's family firm bought up the rights to tariff refunds for 20 to 30 cents on the dollar after Liberation Day last year.

today the Supreme Court struck the tariffs down for every $100 invested. Lutnik's son probably made three to five X. So, it fucking out. Nice work. Yeah. Originally you're like bad day for Trump and bad day for, I was kind of thinking I was like

bad day for Lutnik and then you're just like on the country. And the contrary, Dodge 9-11 happened to cash in on the tariff refunds. I saw a lot of people post in that. I don't even know how the refunds are going to work. That is an absolute nightmare. They even the Supreme Court said that.

They were just like, yeah, these refunds are going to be kind of a bitch, but still can't. And someone's going to be getting paid off that. Dude, lawyers. I mean, again, just to be clear, like, the people who are getting fucked the most are just consumers. Of course. Because we're the ones who really, at the end of the day, paid a lot of the tariffs. And then they get them back. And then they get them back.

They literally passed on all these tariffs. And now they just get a fat check as a refund. And you're just fucked. Ain't that always the... Ain't that always... that oh someone turned that into a country song and you're just fucked well not to get his money that's what's his name needs to do it uh the redhead guy uh oh uh oliver anthony oliver anthony needs to do a tear oliver anthony to fucking do some terror oh god yeah just leave

it oh fuck fellas i got announced i will be recording my special in denver at the comedy works july 23 to 25 get those tickets and then this weekend i'm in Sacramento. We got Philadelphia coming up, Madison, Vancouver, and Portland, Ryan Longcomedy.com. And I'm going to be in two weeks from now, Fort Worth, Texas, March 13th, and catch me in Pittsburgh, Chicago, Detroit, Charlotte in Washington, D.C. following that tickets at Dannycomedy.com. Pardon the interruption. Some very rude UPS UPS person refused to just leave it. Yeah. They won't leave it. Anyways, yeah, yeah, we got some package or whatever, but I don't even know where we're at.

Guys dildos arrived. The dildos! have arrived now that the tariffs have been lifted. Wah ha ha ha ha. The, uh, because I saw a lot of stuff people posting again, the old, um, the old video. And I'm not trying to be just too pro America here, but the people are posting the video where, um, the guy from the newsroom. I love the news. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then he goes, uh, you know, people say America's number one. They go, well, it's actually number 10 in literacy. And it's number 10 in this and it's number 10 in this. And it's number one. And I kind of, it's number one in the economy. That's what it is. of thinking about the economy is the number one economy but and everybody would rather have military economy look there's a lot of cultural influence yeah military economy which are kind

of tied hand in hand because to fund the military you need the the economy everybody who's like yeah we have the number one education system you're like yeah but you'd rather have the number one economy and the number seven education no so I have a good way to describe it this is uh when you're going to a bar and the all and you're like in university and the only thing the dudes really care about is their hot bitches there. Like, are the hos there, right? That's the number one thing the guys are talking about, like, where are the bitches? And then you go to

a bar and there's, you know, there's way less bitches and the, you know, the girls are there with their boyfriends, however, the guys like, have the best espresso martini and you go, and oh, you got to talk to this bartender. He's so interesting, and you go, the ambio. Have you seen the art? Have you seen the art on the wall? And every guy is just like,

where are the bitches? Like, so I think opportunity is that. Sure. On a broad scale where you're like what's the only thing that people really care about it's like where is it trickles down where can I have more opportunity to potentially get out of poverty you make more parent money than my parents etc etc etc right and then

every yeah so I think that's the bitches is like the opportunity is bitches yeah and then everything else education systems they're gay friends like look at the art you know yeah the oh you got to see the you got to talk to the architecture and stuff the architecture yeah

and really everyone's like where the hose at Yeah, exactly. Are there more hoes here than Trapper's Palace in Guel? Shout out Trapper's Pellas. Dollar beers. Fellas. People are fleeing America to Canada, though, so don't act like America's that great. I've got a video.

Okay. You may have seen this. But there's a woman who is actually fleeing America. And by fleeing, she's on vacation. You've seen it. But I'm just saying we're talking all this, you know, America's feeling high and mighty. But people are fleeing this country as well. It says Canadians please help

And this This girl's going through it right now She's going through it right now Because she's an idiot No, she had to flee America She had to flee America She's persecuted, she lived in California By the way

She lived in California She's persecuted She is allowed to go You know obviously visa free For six months So she's just left for six months Uh huh It's not really a long term plan

You're just like What you think that's like You come back in six months You go Oh all good now America's all better Yeah all better And also I made my statement

I think I made my point. The same way Ellen DeGeneres made her point. Yeah, I went and lived in Vancouver for six months. Well, she's having trouble living in Vancouver. It's not so cheap in Vancouver, isn't it? Grass is always greener on the other side, huh, bitch? I'm a scholar of the far right who has fled to Canada, and I need help. The situation in Canada is absolutely dire for Americans who don't know.

The housing crisis here is worse than in the United States. So move home. I mean, you moved to Vancouver. And I have not faced rent as bad as here. When my partner, our cat, and our dog fled the United States, we headed north. With a plethora of animals. Being close to our families are located, which is on the West Coast. So we are now in British Columbia.

More specifically, we are in the Sea of Sky Highway in the Greater Vancouver area. we are attempting to find housing in this, the western side of this region. My partner and I are here on a visitor visa, which is a six months possible stay for Americans. But while you're here on a visitor visa, you can't work. So we are currently surviving off of what savings we could get together before we fled. The United States. No vacation. They're a vacation.

We're not sick on terribly much. And in Canada, I think. it's actually the cost of living crisis is worse here. Correct. Especially when you are shut out of the health care system, when you can't access any of the resources that Canadians have access to. Yeah, you can't give free money from a different country on vacation. You know, I'm not a citizen of the country, but it is making the financial situation.

Yeah, I'm in Saudi Arabia. I'm not getting my oil statement. It's crazy. Two adults, a cat and a dog. We are looking for more than a room, but one bedroom, two bedroom. for free or below market rates? Oh, we would like a two-bedroom Vancouver apartment for free, please? I would, hey guys, we fled a dictatorship in America,

and we would like a two-bedroom apartment in the greater Vancouver area for free. If possible. This is Canada, I thought. I thought. I thought that I was going to Canada. Unless you got her mega-2. Yeah, what is going on here? No free two-bedroom apartments in, like, a top-five most expensive city on earth?

What is going on here? expect fucking Los Angeles. Yeah, you're like, what's going on here? I mean, this is the fucking audacity. This is moving to London, England to being like, how does the flat work? Do I get it? Do you just give me one? Where do I sign up for the free two bedroom flats?

Also, they're not giving me health care because I'm not like a citizen. Is that, is that, we heard of this? I mean, you know what? This is such a good, like, encapsulation of how they think of the average leftist because you're like, you literally don't know how anything works. Right. You go, you have no idea how anything works. You were just like, I'm going to go to Canada and just this old, you know, I didn't know I couldn't work until I got there.

I had no concept of that. I didn't know that there were no free apartments. I thought I got free health care. Like, I thought it was just going to be like, this cakewalk. And you're just like, you just assume all these like untrue things. Crazy things. And you're like, you actually thought all this stuff. You're like a fucking 40 year old woman.

Yeah. What did you think? Yeah. You're like, you didn't just Google like, can I work in Canada? You didn't Google price of apartment? Yeah, you didn't go on Zillow or whatever. Like, imagine getting there and then two months in being like, you know, you're moving somewhere and you didn't factor in the price of apartments.

Also, there's places on the way to Vancouver if you're driving like To Wasson or some shit. Way cheaper to live. Go to Whistler. I mean, Whistler's probably not Whistler. Yeah, not Whistler, but like on the way to Vancouver from like Washington State. You are a Surrey gal now. Yeah, or whatever. She's just like, yeah, I don't want to live in a story.

She's like too many and do it. Whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa, lady. Whoa, lady. Leave that stuff in America, okay? I just, it's, yeah, it's your buddy going to, hey, I just showed up to Australia with my goat, my three cats, my four dogs. They're not letting me in.

Not only, they're not letting me in. Like, do I get, where's my bag of cash? And like, is one of you guys going to give me a free, a partner? You know what it is? This is what it looks like if they don't have a dad to pay for their stuff. I guess. Yeah,

and they just don't, yeah, they just read too much like comedy slop and they go, yeah, I guess this is how the world works. And she's like, and she's like, well,

my dad did give me money for rent, but we, I have a disability where I have to smoke weed five times a day. And the weed, the expensive year, you're going to have a plug.

And so obviously I do. But this is one of those things that if your friend ever said to you, you're just like, yeah, I guess move home, they'd be like, excuse me?

Excuse me? Do you, do a dictatorship, do a fascist dictatorship? Your body messaging you and just being like, yo, I'm in, I'm in,

I'm in, I'm in, uh, I'm in, uh, I'm in, and I ran out of money and the apartments are like 5K a month. And then they won't give me health care or anything like that.

Like, can you believe them? You just be like, yeah, do you have enough for the flight home? Yeah, yeah. I can help you get a flight home.

And they're like, why would I want to fly home? And you're just like, what the, yeah, what's going on here? What's going on? Are you, it's like the mob after you?

What are you doing? Is there something going on? You go, well, again, fleeing a fascist dictatorship. I'm a refugee. I'm a refugee. Yeah, which ever, I think every, there's like all these Americans who are filing refugee claims and they're getting denied. Yeah, I can't have a lot of, they're like, roll in their eyes being like, come on,

you're not getting them. I mean, they're, they're clamping back on that pretty hard. Well, so, yeah, it's not so great because people are fleeing. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. And then also, the stupidest people are fleeing. Yeah. that's a bit

that's the Canada doesn't need more of those no that's a last thing we don't need more loaders in Canada you know that's the last thing it needs and it's a couple more free loaders and you know this chick

is the type of chick too and like every minor thing is just like in the ER I was just going to say that the minute this girl gets her free health care she's just gonna be like well I have 85 diseases yeah

she's gonna have fucking everything what do you mean there's no free dental here what is going on to this shit hole she's gonna have everything in the book yeah I'm gonna need 80D 80s edgdeme education. What is it like 30% of university students said they're on disability right now?

And by the way, I'd be on that scam because they have all this disability stuff and there's a bunch articles kind of camina recently being like everyone's gaming it or whatever. Yeah. Which by the way, if I was in college right now and they said you get an extra, you know, half hour on your test, you can show up whenever you want, you don't have to show up to class. All you have to prove is a disability. I would be waltzing in with my ADHD medication before you can blink. I remember in college where there was like, there were a few people.

I remember my friend Scott, he was like, he for sure had ADHD. He was like the poster child for a guy who had ADHD. And he's like, yeah, I get like for an exam. I think it was like they give him four hours to write an exam that you normally get 90. What a great scam. I mean, me and my whole buddies would be like, oh my God. This is retarded, cut to us with the meme. Just four, like all the whole squad, down syndrome house.

Oh, the zero percent chance everyone in my squad. wouldn't be disabilityed up. We'd be cryptop. I mean, there's a, there starts to be some sort of game theory thing where you're just, people are like, well, look, people who are don't need this are doing it clearly. Like, once that, you know, starts happening and then you're like, well, then now I'll be stupid not to do this. You're a moron not to do it.

Yeah, you go, I'm like, I'm not able to compete fairly. You're the guy that every single person is driving to the front of the line to get off the highway. And you're, your 10,000 cars back last guy. the rules. Love a good rule. You've already let 90 guys in. You've got so many people in, you go, well, it wouldn't be me.

Yeah, you've already called the fourth time telling them you're going to be a little later. You haven't budged. Not to you right now, if you're not getting a retarded certificate at college. Retarded certification. So, and then also, New York, and a lot of places, too,

but New York shut the fuck down because of the snow. I was supposed to fly out Monday. I was going to Austin to do some of the Kurtz working on it. They're doing a thing. Yeah, yeah. So I was like a preliminary thing for that. And I was supposed to fly.

It was already, you know, kind of popped up and it was, you know, I was hard to kind of came out of nowhere. It was hard to figure out with this. I'm going to San Francisco. I couldn't go there. So I was going to go, Austin, come back here to do the podcast, then fly to San Francisco. And it was like, I had a time down to the second. I wake up Sunday morning.

First I wake up to the news of the Canada lost. And then not only was my Monday flight canceled, my flight home was canceled. So I'm like, even if I figure out a way to get there, my flight back is probably going to get canceled. They've canceled three days of flights in one fell swoop. Yeah, I know. They do that. That's what happened to me when I was in Florida.

And then you go outside. I'm reading on my phone, you're just like, you know, everyone's dead. You know, you go, we've never seen anything like this. It's tension of snow. And then I walk outside. you're just like, this was majority of my high school, like,

it was just walking like this. It was the normal shit that I walked to school in. Yeah, pretty much. To uphill both ways. Uphill both ways. Dude,

that is being, telling your kid about a Canadian winter. Walked, I legitimately had to walk with like a shovel tape to my... Skied. Cross country to school. I had snowblower shoes. Mark DeVone.

I had snowblower shoes. I did duct tape snowblower. to my feet. Yeah. Yeah, because if they don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

Fellas. But I thought this was a funny one. And by the way, on the Zoran thing, I wanted to... Good job with the snow. I actually was going to say, like, as a guy,

if he wasn't such a, like, all about the socialist life, I actually don't mind him as a guy. I mean, and as a mayor. Because when they're doing mayor stuff, which is what mayors should be doing.

It's my biggest pet peeve when you turn on small town and, you know, the guy's talking about solving Israel, you know, racial equality and, you know, we're gonna... He's just like, let's get this snow. Yeah, we're gonna solve inequality.

You know, what they should be saying is like, we're gonna fix the bridge, make sure the plows are on time. Yep. Like mayor stuff, right? I mean, that was, again, I don't know where the, how much it cost them, but like the thing we're like, yeah, we're just gonna hire...

No, that was a bad idea. You think the hiring shovelers was a bad idea? Yes. Because it was a scam. Like, you every... There's no way to check that you actually shoveled anything. Oh, that's a good point. Buddy, you want the socialist workforce like that?

Okay, right now. I didn't think about that. They probably didn't have to set up a verification. Okay, imagine we said right now, we go, hey, we have a bunch of editing to do for the boys' cast. Anyone who wants to do a bunch of editing will pay you $50 an hour and you just put them in this folder. You don't have to put your name on it or anything like that. We'll have no idea who did what. And then at the end of it, just give us your bill for how many hours you edited for.

You know what? I didn't even consider that you're like, are you true? tracking the shoveling. No, it's a free money for anyone who decides because you felt like they were shoveling. So he basically said anyone who wants to help shoveling will give you 30 bucks an hour. Yeah.

Crazy. Crazy. It was $20 an hour. Then they had to up it and you're like, that's the thing too. There's so many homeless people and like none of them probably thought like to scam the system that way to just get some money. They did.

People were scamming. I'm sure some people were. But then I still saw people just that day out like just being like, you got a dollar. I'm like, you can be making $30 an hour right now. But I agree with you in kind of like a broad. way that if you look at Zerun's tweets right now they're mostly about like snow and stuff which is what they should be about it should be about

but it is funny that even in that but then it's also like property tax is going up nine and a half percent if it does yes yeah well that's what I mean if you took away all that stuff but it's funny because even when he does that stuff they're they're always kind of being like but I'm still a socialist for the record so they

they decided that they go we used to sweep all the homeless people and put them inside and then he was when it was like so they don't freeze to death And then last time, like, a bunch of Bill free to death. And Eric Adams was having a field day. Oh, yeah. And then this time, he was like, we're going to do,

oh, so we are going to do the sweeps, but he goes, uh, in, uh, Mandami wants New Yorkers to know his and Camman sweeps will be nothing like the prior. So these aren't your grandmother sweeps, right? He really just walks up to that guy and just gives him a hug. Doesn't even say anything. Right. So we are going to be sweeping where these sweeps are going to be so different.

So people live in these kind of like tense cities and then they freeze to death, right? Right. And then they, there was kind of. of an idea that this is inhumane to kick them out of their tent cities so they don't freeze to death. Right. When you don't, a lot of them die. Yeah, so they die, but then they're like, well, but then when I go into a shelter, I get, like, beat up and mugged and stuff. And the shelters are violent.

Also, you know, obviously they never say it, but they're like, can't drink and do drugs in the shelter. So that's a big part of it. I mean, that's almost all of it always is they're like, yeah, I'm not allowed to, there's a curfew at the shelter. I can't just, like, party all the time. Yeah, yeah. can constantly drink and do drugs. So that's really why they're in these tent cities.

Yeah, crappy problem to be dealing with. Like, you got all these homeless guys, they're going to die, you got to put them somewhere. But the funny, I just funny to me being like, okay, so we are going to do it exactly the same as the last guy, but this is going to be so, you don't even know how,

this are not your grandmother's sweeps. Like, we are going to be whispering into his ear the entire time how good of a guy he is and how proud his parents are of him. Yeah, yeah. But, and then they basically, and if you look at it. Maybe they should just allow the shelters

to, be like, fucking remove the booze and drug restrictions during the snowstorms. He's on his way there. During the snowstorms, they go, all right, guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're allowed to have a party time. Well, it's too cold. Snow day at the shelter.

Yeah, snow day at the shelter. Right? It's just like total party time. So it's a keg. Get in, you bring a bunch of bouncers, like a security. Like instead of the snow shovelers, you're like, we're hiring bouncers. Like, just whatever you got, dudes from the Bronx, they come in and they're just kind of keep listening.

Keeping the peace in the shelter. while everybody just has a gay old time. That's actually what it should be. Every, every, I mean, that's the actual solution. If it's a snow day, the shelters are a kegher.

Yeah. But also, the problem is you're saying it's too violent. Like, once you get everyone... That's what the bouncers are for. So, okay, so...

Obviously, you have to... Obviously, you have to have bouncers. Yes, Ryan. This is how it compounds, though, right? You're just like, okay, so we'll get them soft stop. You go, when they get sauced up, they fight.

Okay, so obviously you'll have bouncers. And then everyone... They have to wear boxing gloves. Well, then how would they drink? Well, we put it on their hands. 40 hands. Well, they're hitting each other with the head with 40s. Yeah, they're hitting.

Well, we put a pat on top of the 40s. So we have the special guy. Oh, here we go. So we're going to have, the government's going to take over the factory. And the factory will make pillows that go on the 40 that go on the glove. Or you go bag milk style. So we have glove 40 pillow. Bagged beer, like bag milk, you know.

Bagged milk. They come up and they have a hamster. Yeah, like a little. So they basically have a spout on a big bag of boo. They wait in line for their bag of booze. But they have boxing gloves on their hands. Yeah, boxing gloves on their hands. So they can't remove, which is like a chastity belt style with a little lock on it.

So they can't move. Right. And then they go, well, how do they pee? Their dicks are already out. Dix are out. It's a shelter. Or diapers. The bouncer will put diapers on now.

So that's the new version is we have a bunch of bouncer. They're wearing diapers. And then they have boxing gloves with, yeah, so they're naked with boxing gloves. And then there's bags in every corner that they line up. It just looks like a bunch of babies that are pretending to be hamsters. And then he was like, all right, so back to square one, because they didn't want to do that either. So now he won't come in the shelter. Pretty ordinary bunch of people, to be honest.

We're really trying to help them out here, and you just can't win. You can't win with them. They don't want to, they're like, they don't want to come into the normal shelter. They don't want to dress his baby. They don't want to put a diaper in boxing clothes and drink up. A hamster booze bag. Yeah, you're like free booze. Yeah, it has a couple of catches.

Yes, obviously, if you're going to get free booze, you're going to have to wear boxing gloves and diaper. Doesn't seem unreasonable, but some of them are. The crazy part is that some people, we go, this is your option, they're going to rather freeze to death. Yeah. Okay. There's no reasoning with these people.

Well, they don't think they're going to freeze to death, right? They think they'll make it. I mean, when 19 of your pals fucking died in last time. You're not that cold when you're on your fucking 18th beer, too. That's true. Well, that's the thing that kills you is because you're, Don't feel that cold, but you are that cold. Been there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you actually are that cold. Oh, I mean, I've been sick for that reason. You're outside with a T-shirt and the winter, not even realizing it. Yeah, you're like, next morning you're sick as a dog. Dulling your senses. But, yeah, you're right. The housing prices are a problem.

Which, by the way, I was thinking another contradiction. Yeah. Which is also just funny is that every, you know, like the boomers are always, I used to have a joke about how they would kind of be like, oh, we used to, you know, treat our women better. and it was like, yeah, you kick the shit out of them way more. Yeah, and they weren't allowed to tell. Women listened to you a little more when you beat them up, right?

And they weren't allowed to tell. But on another side, it's like the boomer kind of point that these generations are all so lazy. Like, you know, Gen Z, millennials, whatever, they'll be like, millennials are so lazy. And then every time they say they might have to raise the retirement age by four months, they're all, like, threatened to murder themselves. You can't do this too. Hey, you guys, you go, these are the laziest generation. They don't want to do anything.

And then you go, you guys, hey, We don't even have enough money because the amount of money you're getting paid for your retirement is actually more than you put in. And they go, it is mine. And you go, well, you might have to work another three months. We might extend it. And they go, they pull a dive like a soccer player. Like, oh, I'm being murdered. Oh, no.

That's the one thing that could never be touched. Heaven forbid anyone 65 would ever have to work a day more than they were promised of their kids money. I think it's 55 in this country, isn't it? Right. So they go, you know, they go, heaven forbid they ever have to work a day more than they were promised of other people's money. Yeah, of course. Yeah, that is.

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And my favorite one was this guy Western That wasn't snow related No, this wasn't snow related Okay, I thought you thought, yeah, yeah No, I was being stuck in a different Being stuck in a place related Maybe I did my segue sloppy, but the segue Well, no, no, I thought for a second

You thought it was like, everybody snowed in in Mexico Well, no, it was speaking of me not getting my flights canceled and, you know, New York shutting down. Mexico is also shutting down for very different reasons, yes. Much worse reason. But in the, in the fog of Mexico being shut down for basically they killed one of the main gang leaders. Yeah. The whole top guy, the top cartel guy. Top cartel, dude.

Elmencho. Elmenschel. Elmcho is a good name. Yeah, so little name. Elimential. Yeah. killed his, Merk disaster.

The fucking special forces got them. Special forces are feeling themselves right now. They're just like, who else do we kill? Not the U.S., the Mexican special forces.

But the problem is, is like, they actually, the cartels are such a huge part of like just the actual system there. Like, and they're, like, they have like their own militaries. Like, so it's,

you, it's more cohesive. Like, it's less shit goes down if you just let them do the thing. Sure. I mean, that's always the argument with anything is like,

you know, things were more orderly when the mob was here. And it was like, well, Yeah, but at some point, you... If you want to be a country of, like, a rule of law, then you're like...

Yeah, we can't. You can't have any of it. But the thing is... Yeah, you go... Yeah, you go, it was better for the average person. It was not better for the guy that was getting extorted and they broke his legs. Yeah, or like, some dude gets his head chopped off the side of the highway. Yeah, because he looked at one of the wrong life.

The problem is you can't just like, okay, if you're in Mexico, you can't just be like, okay, we just killed this one guy. You're like, okay, well, you're going to have to do more than that. Well, this is the regime change, period. Yeah, you're just like, okay, you killed one guy and his assistant is now... Oftentimes, it's more messy, yeah. Yeah, you gotta have a bit better plan.

Now everything's on fire, and there's Sicario's in the airports, but like, yeah, okay. Yeah, you need a sort of a more extensive plan follow through. Yeah, yeah, I think so. They didn't think that through. No, you fire the CEO of a company, and that company runs the country. Right.

But in the fog of all this, this guy posted on the Marriott website. Westin Porta Val Arta won't honor late checkout with streets closed and it's just hilarious. This is an American, well, the fucking you know, gang wars are erupting uh, picture on fire. All flights out. People are looting.

I am a platinum elite with over a thousand lifetime Marriott night. PV is on fire due to the cartels setting buses and cars on fire all day in the city. The airport is closed and the Uber's taxis are not running. I asked for a 4 p.m. checkout, which I'm entitled to based on availability. They won't extend past 2 p.m. and said we would have to use the hospitality suite. We are supposed to be

leaving for Baceres this afternoon, but this isn't looking good. Worst Bonvoy property I've ever experienced. I don't think anyone will be checking in today, so there's no reason to not to at least extend till 4 p.m. It's so funny, you're like, just stay till 4 p.m. Right, yeah, yeah, right. Like literally just stay until 4 p.m. If they try and charge you, be like, all right, I'll just call Marriott and explained that there was like a small scale military like operation going on and you just don't leave your room. Yeah. And they're like hey we're checking

out you go no. Yeah no. Although then they might be they might be mobbed up and the police aren't going to be able to do anything. No the Marriott's not mobbed up. They're just some fucking front desk person. They might know a guy that knows a guy. Sir. You must leave your room sir. But yeah it is hilarious.

It's past 2 o'clock. Excuse me. That's crazy. The mob just like putting a you know, like a ski mask over his head or what do they put over the head? Yeah, like the pillow kit, black bag over the head, bringing him the thing. I am a platinum marriott. I don't know if you know that I'm platinum elite. Call my concierge immediately. That is, by the way, me if they do anything to be on Delta right now.

Yeah. Do you understand that I'm a diamond member? Excuse me. I will not stand for this. British Film Awards interrupted by race. a slur for man with Tourette syndrome. This is one of the crick funniest.

Best story of the year so far. Might be the best story of the year. There's a lot of Edwards stories this year. Yeah, this is the best one though. It's sort of a, this is right now, I don't know if people have seen the video. We're not going to play the video. Basically, it's Michael B. Jordan, right?

Yeah. And another. And Delroy Lindo. I don't know who that guy is, but he was, he's been in lots of stuff. Okay. Well, whatever. I don't know.

Michael B. Jordan, Delroy, Lindo, do an award. They have this guy there that was in a movie. So this guy, they made like a movie about him. About his Tourette's struggle. Yeah, because all he would like to say. And the movie, I watched the trailer, a lot of it is him getting the shit kicked out of him. Really?

For his Tourette's, like, he was arrested, getting fucking, like, he's at a bar and he accidentally like tics and slashes a drink on some guy. Uh-huh. kicks the shit out of him. It's not, no, no, it's a tough life. No, it's a tough life. He's really just like, I wish I was dead. Like, a lot of that.

Right, right, right. It's a real tear-jurker of a movie. And then Hollywood, I did a sketch about this. Yeah. Where Hollywood says we like to support mental illness. But what they really mean is an actress who is sad. Yes. Or an actress who says I have OC.

I liked my room to be clean. Right. Yeah, they want like... Do you understand what it was like to be... They want like Demi Lavato style kind of mental illness. They want, yeah, I'm Demi Lovato, but also I have this weird mental illness that affects me every day where I need to make sure my door is locked twice. Yeah.

You know? Yeah, not yelling then. Well, that was, we did it with Churdley's, right? And it was, it was me, Brett Pella and Chardley's. And it was just like, you know, I have autism. And it was just like, I have ADHD. And then he goes, you know, he's in a... And Chirdley's so funny.

Right? And he's going crazy. And this is what happened. Yeah. They're just like, we want to support the mentally ill community until they do mentally ill stuff. Until they do stuff we don't like. This was kind of, I mean, dude, so there's a... Someone posted this.

This was the guy, uh, John Davidson, who's like... Johnny! who yelled at the N-word. By the way, he yelled at the N-word twice, and it was pre-taped, and they just were like, we're keeping one in. Well, I thought they said that was an accident. Oh, they kept it.

That's what they said. I don't know. Maybe they missed one. Well, maybe it just, like, they couldn't chop up, the speech, right or something? From my perspective of what I, no, you can get rid of a word like that. From my understanding, because there was some million people not happy with the way they handled and this and that,

and their kind of way they described it was like, no, we accidentally did this one time and then we got rid of it on all the others and this and then. We just accidentally left one in that's funny. I guess yeah. Yeah, that's I'm sure the editor is also like, I also have a mental challenge so please don't fire me. I can easily make them a mistake. This guy met the queen though. This guy met

the queen of England. Yeah. Okay. Probably fucking gave it to her. His troubles began as his car entered Hollywood Palace in Edinburgh and police inspected the vehicles underside with little mirrors on stocks. Donaldson opened the car window and began shouting, a bomb. I've got a fucking bomb.

By the time he was in front of her majesty, all royal protocol was out the window. The voice in his head too hard to control. Fuck the queen, he shouted, to the queen of England. Then he says, they love Mendel and this cell they're actually Mendelioleo. Then he said,

Her majesty was very kind. She was as calm and assured as my granny. She was very good about it. So the queen understood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The queen was understanding. Well, I've looked, I actually was kind of, I mean, I was going to say

that I follow a guy who has Tourette's. He's like this black guy and he's got like tattoos all over his face. And he's kind of funny and he, you know, does jokes. He's like, I mean, there's a girl from Instagram and he's got a fucking TV show out of it. He's doing videos where he gets tattoos on his face

with his Tourette's and it's like a whole debacle. But he is, he can't make it through a video without doing it. And the way he describes it, which no one seems to care because the way he describes it because everyone was sort of saying, you know,

in the, I watched a million. comments, a million everything, just being like, well, he was thinking it, so that's why he said it, you know what I mean? And the idea is they go, no, my brain thinks what's, have you ever tried, been able to sleep and you can't sleep? And the more you think about it, the more you can't sleep.

Yeah. There's this kind of description of it where you go, it's, what's the worst thing that you could say? Yeah. And then your brain goes, I'm going to fuck you. Like, what's the worst thing I could say? And then you try to think, don't say that. And then your brain says it. Like, dude, I've definitely been at like an all black comedy show. And I'm just like, I was like, like, do don't say the end or don't sit there. And I wasn't going to.

Like I wasn't even like, not like I have a bit where I go, yeah, I probably shouldn't do that bit. Like, I'm not going to, but then you're just like, there is some part of you. You're just like, don't sit there. Everyone understands the like standing at the top of the hill and you kind of be like, I could jump. The Jim Carrey joke, you know, from before, but you. What was it?

Intrusive thoughts. Intrusive thoughts. Everyone knows. Jim Carrey has the bit where he's like, do you ever take the razor and want to go, ah, or whatever. Yeah, yeah. One of his original specials. But yeah, that's the idea.

It's an intrusive thought. and then it's the worst. But people were not giving him the benefit of the doubt. For the most part, everyone was kind of like, well, he was thinking it. I'm calling bullshit on it. That was what everyone was saying, right? Yeah, yeah.

They were kind of like, this guy is a racist. Right. So it was, in my opinion, it was like... He just uses this as a free pass. Well, every single one of those people doesn't get to say that ever again, you're for mental illness, because you're not. No, you're not.

No, no, no. I guess you're just like, yeah, I'm for the mental illnesses that aren't racist. That would be the craziest mental illness. remember when we were in, you know, elementary school, that was the thing to say is that you had Tourette's? I mean, of how many 11-year-olds did the eye of Tourette's

prank? Who didn't? What was the South-Banked the whole thing? Who didn't? What was the South-Berg one? Where Carverman fakes Tourette's something? And then, but he actually had it, right? Or he developed? Or he developed? He was developing real Tourette's. From faking it. Yeah, it was the ultimate. You're just like, I have

Tourettez and just saying, no heinous shit. Yeah. Look, look, it's either it's a mental illness or it's not. It's either an unaccepted mental illness or it's. you think that he Kaiser Sozze's out of there after this whole thing's done? He's just like

yeah, it just walks out. I mean, it's kind of, I used to say that about homeless people as a homeless guy. If you pretend you're homeless, you can do almost whatever you want, right? You walk around and you go, you fucking bitch, yeah, you fucking stupid bitch, I punch you in the face. And then you walk away and then you go, another day blowing off some steam, right? I saw a coffee cup in Port Authority on Monday with a shit in it.

Ugh. Yeah. I guess that's free shit for you, huh? It's my lucky day. I was going to buy a coffee. Well, I guess it's Pola Shuck's lucky day. Everything is coming up, Pola Shuck. I was going to buy a coffee and I was going to buy a coffee and a guy to pay a guy to shit on me.

Now I have to do neither. Pola Shack, Polishuk, Polishuk. Thank you, Claude. I know, Claude had something to do with this. Yeah, but yeah, I mean, you can do it. You could do kind of get away a lot. For sure. Homeless is a good one to get away.

But Tourette's, yeah. Do you think the blacks are going to protest this movie now? Well, they weren't. A lot of them weren't happy. Yeah. I told you, I saw a ton of people. Charlemagne was very unhappy. Well, a lot of, yeah.

They were just like, well, if you thought this is an option, don't have them there. You're like, well, then you're literally like. Yeah, exactly. Fine. Yeah. But then don't, okay, but we have to be. Disabled people. Then you have to admit that.

Yeah. And then you're like, okay, what other disabled people could we not include? I don't know. We only one. Is that the only type of disabled people? We have one line for excluding disabled people. And it's when they say the N-word. What if it's like a person with Alzheimer's.

And he was like, you're still own a slave. But that was his old times. But now he's Alzheimer's and he thinks he's back then. And you go, this is Danny at the N-WACP meeting. Look, guys, I have some. I just have some bots. I'm just spitballing right now. Who invited this guy?

If we start excluding people. it's a slippery slope. Because if we exclude this guy, we're going to have to exclude this guy he used to be a slave owner. And as also... It was legal then. And then if we're excluding the slave owner,

then what's next? Where does it end, guys? Can we get rid of this guy? What does that end? It's a slippery slope, though. Sure. Either you're inclusive or you're not with this stuff. Yeah.

And the answer, the actual answer is they're not. And my point would be like, well, stop pretending you are by... Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean? And that's fine. If you just want to kind of, let's go back to 10 years ago, that's fine. We can do that. Exactly.

We can hit the reset button. It's the same logic as I support working class people as long as they're Democrats. Like, you know what I mean? Of course. Of course. Davidson, his long campaign for awareness of the condition told CNN before the ceremony that he was worried that his involuntary ticks might kick in. Yeah.

So that... It's funny talking to CNN before it. Just saying, might do something crazy. It's your big night, John. How you feeling? Not good. Not good. If I'm being totally honest with you,

fuck, yeah, not great. Almost said a no-no. How is this disease real? That's crazy. It's real. I mean,

there's like, oh, Baylon Dupree. She's like, you've never seen her? She's a blonde girl. She's like, young blonde girl. And she's like,

she was like, what's super viral on Instagram and she got a TV show out of it on TLC. Yeah, you mentioned, but I actually don't know the show. Okay, she's like, it's funny because, like, you see her.

The thing is, it's the problem with Tourette's is it is unfortunately the funniest disability by far. Like to... One tits pretty funny. What? One tits is pretty funny. Like in the middle. Yeah, one in the middle is pretty funny, yeah. But it is unfortunately, like, you, because, like, you know, every, you see these videos of hers.

It's like, 200,000 shares on Instagram. And, like, obviously people are like, this is hilarious. But, and she's just trying to be like, I'm just raising awareness. But she'll be, like, with her boyfriend. She'll be like, oh, that. a big old black dick and then she just like starts talking primus kind of

turns into the singer from primus she just says this crazy shit and then just goes back to talking and she's like yeah it's involuntary it sucks and yeah well yeah I think that's the it seems like obvious but no one seemed to not no one but like many many people seem to not understand that you're just like that is

the thing your brain makes you say the worst thing the worst thing yeah for the scenario yeah there's no one who has Touretz who's just like black glass matter. Like they don't do that ever. Right, but if someone's, yeah, if someone's there of cancer, you're like, I want you to die. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah. Hope you die. Like, that doesn't mean they, if you were, we're thinking that. Say you were a Tourette's person and you were like at a clan rally. Would your brain make you say stuff like Black Lives Matter? Because like, that's a huge

right? Right. Because the N-word wouldn't hit. People would be like, this guy's sick. Right? And then like, would it reverse? Is it like? Well, that should be part of his trial. Like, is it, yeah, decided to do a clan rally. Let's see. Yeah, let's see. Yeah, let's see. If you claim That's The environmental aspect of that is curious You go okay

You put you in a place Or you go yeah the N word Totally cool Right They have to send them into a mosque And then just be like Are you gonna yell terrorists Because right

You said that apparently You just That's the worst thing Well I guess What would be the worst thing At the KKK rally Yeah Exactly

This guy's got a point I'm preaching That would be interesting though You know, that scenario wouldn't be that because he would know that the worst thing he could do is agree with them. Right. Because it would have to be on his own volition because under these circumstances of the people watching him, he would actually still know the worst thing that I could say is to agree with them. Well, that's what.

Yeah. So you couldn't do this test is what I'm saying. Well, but if the worst thing he could say is to agree with them, then wouldn't he start agreeing with them? Wouldn't that be his tick? Right. But then their argument would be like, no, you're just racist. It wouldn't disprove their original argument. Right, yeah, I wouldn't disprove the original argument.

Which is you've been thinking all this stuff. Right, but I just want to see. Let's put him in multiple environments and let's see what ticks come out. Like if he's just like, if he's just at a Chinese restaurant, it's just like still yelling the end word. Then you go, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's kind of A-B tested this and it's not looking great. But that's my point.

I think he'd know that that was still the worst thing to say because he was being watched by these other people. Because he would know I'm on trial right now. He'd have that information. Right, so you got to do it like prank show style. You have to, yes, you have to. It has to be prank. Yeah, prank show style where there's no camera. He has to be on a bus.

You get the KKK, takes over the bus. Right. And then starts preaching. It stops at a stop. Everybody gets off. The clan gets on. He doesn't, he's not in on it. And then no more stops.

We're like, it's just like, well, we're skipping the next 10 stops. We're going to direct express. Yes. Talking about the white man and the plight of the white man. Yeah. And then if he yells the N word there. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, not looking good, Jenny. Davidson went on certain things like today, lots of people to be around. I'm feeling very, you know, more ticks in case I lash out. The audience had been warned before the ceremonies, which is a funny thing to have to warn them. Well, he was yelling out. I saw Alan coming. Involuntary swearing could occur. Boy, did they not know. And Davidson received large applause inside the hall. If he was fucking with him, he pulled the ultimate heist.

But the Bafta judge, which, listen, I thought people are being unfair to this guy. Because this guy's the worst day of his life. Yeah, for sure. You know, he's so... Black, dude, Bafta Judge. Bafta judge goes... And he's... The Bafta Judge says he resigned over the unsafe handling

of the Tourette's racial slur. Which, by the way, who knows what the fuck to do? Like, this is obviously one of those things where it's hard thing to handle. I mean, seems like pretty easy thing to edit it out again. That's a mistake. Yeah, that's a mistake. Yeah, yeah. But I think if, like, again, without that clip, like, who...

I don't know how big the BFTAs are. Like, if that's a fuck up, but it's not like... But it's like, is like, is that something where everybody in the UK's watching the BAFTAs. Like, I feel like had they edited that out, like, nobody would have even known to happen unless you were there and would be not even, you know, it wouldn't be the deal it is right now. We wouldn't even be talking about it probably. You might have heard something about it from somebody, but. He says the fact that it took 24 hours an intense backlash to get here suggests that despite the claims Baster remains inherently safe for black and disabled people.

First of all, there's obviously a liberal organization. Like, yeah, I just mean like, what do you think they were up to? Right. It remains unsafe for disabled people as well, but they're not. The guy is... It's making an unsafe for disabled people that you're making like this end of the biggest deal in the world. Of course. In my opinion.

Yeah. It's like you'll... Making... Like everyone needs to collectively just be like... It's the way that if like a baby says something like that, everyone just pretends it didn't happen. Right. What about like...

So if you have Tourette's government issued N-word passes. They got like a pass of some sort. But like if you had like you're like, look, the UK government gave me this N-word pass. So like... Like, this is like an official document. You'd have to get like a high-pacus. Howard, you know, like Idris Elba gives you the N-word pass. You're like

I was thinking more like Sharpton. Yeah, well, this is in the UK though. So you get like Idris Elba is like gave me an N-word pass and it's all good. And they do a big ceremony where you. Yeah, exactly. You give all the Tourette's people, N-word passes. And you just go, okay. Like a big graduation. But like you don't make them easy to get. Like you can't

game the system for N-word passes. Like it's there'd be a lot of people. Obviously. So we have to put some stuff. This is going to be very expensive. But you have to put some stuff some checks and balances in the place like a long medical history like you know all the write-ups from the doctors

being like he's been... You had to have it for 10 years but there would be one guy that pretended to have it for 10 years then walked in like... But you have to have the documentation and stuff and then he has his official N-word pass and the guy's carrying his card

you know? Well, I'm sort of on this topic Gavin Newsom's under fire and people are saying he's been code switching and also he kind of when he was talking the black community. He's just like, listen, I can't read.

He goes, I'm retarded just like you guys. I'm like, what? Okay, let's watch the Newsom video and see if you think it's that crazy. Yeah. As crazy as people say it is. You've written a hell of a book, and I don't say that lightly. I went through it in a quick hour and a half, almost two hours. And trust me, I don't read very fast, but it reads at an unbelievable pace. It's so well written. And of course, it's so familiar because I fell a little bit adjacent so much of the subject matter.

So he did mention that he's not going to reading here? Chapters. It's an impressive piece of work, 263 or so pages. I cannot, you've ever seen me read a speech because I cannot read a speech. That's it. So I saw that clip too. There's a few others.

Well, I saw like a longer version of that clip. It still lacked the color. People are like, oh, he's saying this like, I can't read just like you. But I don't think he said that. I think they were being a little hard on him there, but I do think that he does black it up like crazy. Yeah, for sure.

I mean, there was literally a fucking chirping fire alarm, but I don't know why they put that in there. But, um, they, no, they do, they like literally, like he didn't say like, oh,

just like you guys. I never heard that. Right. He was just like talking and like it was, he happened to have a black audience. But he wasn't just like, yeah, I had a 950 SAT just like all of you.

He never said that. I agree that that was a little over the top. Um, that was about editorializing where they're like, oh, he said he had a 950 SAT to a group. As much as it's funny, I'm not on board with that one. However, it is funny to me. The ex-cimal Harris does it too and I did the video about it, but they do all, uh, whenever they go to different, uh, like it used to probably be a thing that everyone did, but now with social media, you can't just go to different groups and put on different accents.

Bill Clinton was playing the fucking sacks on the city of all. Right. Right. He was, when he was talking to black people, He was letting that thing cry, baby And by the way, as a member of the not reading community Yeah You got your vote

He's got as the member of the not read community Yeah, I mean that's the thing They're trying to appeal to so many people So he's also like, I'm dumb I'm not that dumb, I can still be the president Oh, he's a slime ball And this was funny But also there is a part of the kind of

You know the Democrats of the real racist Sort of where That doesn't work as good now when Trump's like posting memes of like black people as apes? Yeah. Like, do you know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, I mean, call a spade a spade. Sure. The, like, the whole section of like the far right is pretty racist. Right. Yeah.

You know what I mean? So you can't really. I mean, everybody's just more racist now. Right. So I just feel like that talking point of the kind of the sort of like mainstream online conservative right is just like, you're like, guys,

we're all racist. Yeah, I kind of. Yeah, it's, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's, it's increased. It's accelerated, for sure. Yeah, so I, but I do still, all that being said is Newsom does go to black audiences. Yeah. Buddy, you seen him talk to like when he had the podcast.

I think it was with the, I can't even know who these guys were, but there was these two black guys. They have like a big podcast and Newsom's on there. And he's just like, man, I was, when I was. He's like, my dad, you know, it was just me at my. man I just made a P-B and J you know he was trying to like relate on like the foods they eat and stuff like that yeah syrup sandwiches and shit you be eating certain sandwiches you know I was I was talking to name McIntosh and he was you know we always say like we always bring that one Monty Scott joke when he says you cry as a man watch how much space you get yeah he

told me another one because like Monty Scott Fitton Toronto comedian but he has all these funny jokes that people always like quote but he has one he goes I'm old enough to remember when bringing KFC to a party wasn't an insult. Yeah. Hey, McIntosh told me that. But yeah, I was kind of thinking, too, that that, like, hate crime laws in general are a feminine law, which is probably true,

but the law is it's not what you did, it's why you did it. If you think of it, you know what you say, it's not how you said, it's how you said it. Yeah, right, yeah, yeah. That is the, that's what hate crime says. It's not who you can. it's why you killed.

Right. Yeah, that's true. That's funny. Yeah. Yeah. But anyways, I do find it hilarious going to, yeah, going to the events with black people and then just like straight,

straight up doing like Steve Martin 1990s. He got the Steve Harvey suit on. That's so funny. Just the fucking 2003 NBA draft suit. Just finish it. Y'all be good now, huh? Yeah. Yeah, they do so much like,

sauceing it up. I mean, they got it. So you gotta fucking... But I don't think Gavin Newsom's that stupid where he was doing a black event. I guarantee you if you watch the full context of that clip, like the actual thing,

he's like he didn't. As funny as it would be, I can't get on board with it. Yeah, I just don't think it happened. I think it was like, people on the right were like, oh, see what he said to a bunch of black people? And you're like, yeah, but he didn't say that like,

you guys too. He just was trying to make... He was trying to be like, ah, I'm not... I'm an average guy. I'm an average guy. I've overcome adversity. Yeah, which again.

I can't read. It's like, you know, I think he kind of, yeah, knows the whole, like, the people don't love the elites at the moment. Yeah. So he's trying to be like, yeah, I'm just like a regular guy. Like, I became the governor. I can't read. As less fun as this take is, I think it is what happened. And, but, but again, the way that he hams it up is fucking hilarious.

He's, like, like, fucking such a good politician. Like, as much as you don't like that. It doesn't work as much these days when everyone has the clips, man. I know. You have to kind of be the same guy on different. audience is. Yeah, I mean, obviously that is the thing. You can't go out to like the, you know, do your, your black event to come out like,

what it do. What it do, friends. You can't come out, what it do, what it do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What it do, what it do. I mean, that's the strategy he's going for, so. I guess it is working for him. It seems like he's going to be the front runner, unless the Dems pull someone.

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Rules and restrictions may apply. Well, that was a, so they did Black versus crazy. And then it was Black versus politician, or I guess Republican versus politician, but then they have Black versus women. Because UK bans ad where a black man harasses white woman because it shows a racial negative stereotype.

The advertising standards authority said we concluded the ad featured a harmful stereotype, was irresponsible and likely to cause serious offense and banned from running again. Yeah. But. So I think I have the solution for this.

I'm listening. This is up your alley. You got to go full Simpsons with this and you just make these like these amorphic like yellow characters. So it has to be a cartoon. Has to be a cartoon where you just go, I can't ascribe this behavior. Like you're like this is the behavior, but it's like nobody's this color. It's kind of a self-defeating proposal though because you have this cartoon that's

listening to really loud music. That's fine. It's just like a, yeah, they're all yellow. Yeah, you're right. So the only way to do it is cartoons. Just like cartoons doesn't look like anybody. But you don't think the way to do it is have like, well, even though with this one,

you're like black guy in a suit and then Asian woman that won't like shut up. She's listening to like a boom box. Sure. Yeah, you can do the whole like bizarro CBC style. The bizarre. That's what they aren't going to do. Well, that's what they have to because they tried. A bunch of Asian guys.

They were like he was with a white friend. It was like there was two of them. They were both boxing this girl in on a train and harassing her. But none of them coming by. But they're like, none of them can be. So you have to, it's just like, they have to all. It's reversed from the early 2000s. You're like, all the villains, all the good guys have to be black or whatever, some color.

You need like a white guy on the plane, a white guy walking in with like the terrorist outfit. Like it's just, it's literal. And then the guy in the turbans like rolling his eyes. Like I have to deal with another terrorist. Yeah. It's like, yeah, it's Passenger 57 or whatever. What was that movie? Wesley Snipes.

But it's just like, yeah, it's got to be like dude in a turban now. bunch of Asian women at the back of the theater just like won't shut out. Yeah, well, exactly. No. It's still, it's just white guys. It's the only group where... But white guys, and that, it's not as outrageous because white guys can yell at a theater. Of course. If you got a bunch of loud frat boys at a theater,

that wouldn't be like insane. But the thing is the Asians would be like, this is a harmful, we don't do this. Well, too bad. Yeah. Well, it's easier for you. Like, they were like, yeah, we... Well, the Asians are like so wide, so it has to be white dudes. It has to be white dudes specifically. But they were like, why do, like they said, because they're like, we made three different videos.

One of them had one black person in it. Well, what about white people with their negative stereotypes? Like you want, like, a bunch of white frat dudes trying to study at 2 a.m. at a library and a bunch of Indian dudes just won't stop fucking partying and trying to make the new shots and funnels. Yeah, I mean, again, that's why you have to do cartoons because that doesn't make sense either.

And then the Indian people will be like, well, no, we should be the one studying. And you go, well, if we make you the one studying, then you come with this a stereotype and you complain about that. So it's all yellow cartoons. You are right. The only way to round it's, cartoons stickman

stick man yeah it's like stick man I guess you go oh I don't know who that is but and if you and if you ascribe some race to you go hey that's me you go that's racist that's racist that you think that about yourself you got that stick man's your culture that's weird

I mean the stick man yo what's some of he's guys it's show time everybody everybody is show time yeah you're doing the pastor just like fucking dancing on the subway get really good

and you get really good I think when I can dance good stick man I don't know I don't know Stickman works that good yeah think of a stick man and just the Chinese hat on

could be any race it'd be anybody it's sunny outside okay it could be anyone he loves Mortal Kombat Mortal Kombat aficionado we told the TFL

to ensure that future ads were socially responsible we also told them to avoid perpetuating racial stereotype so yeah the bad job to have working there. Los Angeles pulls PSA

urging riders to not poop on the buses. That's newsome. You know, I'll be shitting. You know how you be shit. You know how you be walking shit. So that guy, that would be an example of like, that guy can't be Indian.

No. White guy. Stickman can't have a turban. You either have a fucking, or like animals. What about white-lib woman? That could solve all the problems. Because it was like, they're the ones complaining. So you make them all the things,

which means they can't complain. That's, yeah. And they're not the ones doing all the complainers, lots of people complaining. Yeah, lots of people complain. They're a good subset of the complaint. I'm sure they would still be like, we're not shitting on.

You're not letting us. Okay, well, who should you propose? Well, again, they would be like, no, they're, who should you propose? You go, why don't we have a conversation about why are these people being forced to shit on buses? Like, what are the societal, you know,

things that play? It's a white woman. So you tell me. Well, again. And she'd be like, well, let's have a commercial about why people have to shit on buses, not shitting on buses is bad. Shitting on buses is fine. Let's go to the root cause of what causes people to shit on buses. Let's throw billions of dollars.

No. No. White rice. No. So America's going to war. We are here with our war correspondent, Danny Polish. It's supposed to happen already. What are we doing here?

Yeah, that's what your prediction was. By the way. We have, it is pretty wild the amount to which you just do not hear about Ukraine anymore. I know he mentioned it briefly in his big speech. Yeah, you don't hear. But like, it is, it just like went away as an issue almost. Like when Zelensky came to the White House and they got in the fight with J.D. Vance. That was like, there was fumes of that for like a month and a half.

And it really is, I bet you a lot of normal people are like, oh, is that still? Still popping off. Yeah. It's apparently it's like all drones now. Like it's all just like drones. warfare. They had a KHL game got canceled the other day because there was a bunch of fucking military drones buzzing around the arena.

Crazy. Yeah, so they have to like cancel the game in Moscow or somewhere. Or not Moscow. Somewhere in Russia. Yeah. But it's like all, yeah, I don't know. And they're just, I don't like, I don't know. Like, you would think that they were at some point be like, all right, let's agree to resolve this. It seems it's a stalemate somewhat. I mean, Ukraine has the backing of like every Western nation on Earth. So you're like, seems like I don't, I don't, I don't actually know how much ground

Russia's... Well, there's more wars to be talked about, though. Oh, I know that. Like Israel, Palestine, but now there's a... Tim Cook said that he...

Tim Cook... Like, search terms on Ukraine have to be down. Oh, no, he gives a shit. Flags are gone. I mean, dude, the people who have the flags in their windows,

like, you'll see that in, like, Brooklyn. They're in a bit of a problem. It's, like, the sun has, like, washed them out already where they're, like, they're all faded from the sun. And it almost is like

anti-Semitic, or anti-Palstein to not have a, to still have your Ukraine flag. Kind of. Well, some of the moves... They probably have two flags now. They have both flags. It's a combo flag. But Tim Cook said that he heard from some government source that China's going to invade Taiwan next year, which is kind of what China has been saying forever.

Yeah, that's the real war. Yeah, yeah. That's the proper... ...Fuckingaleo's fucking Cream his pants right now. I know, that's Dahlia's proper World War III right there. Yeah, we got it all. By the way, I listened to Tucker Carlson, Mike Hockaby, right? Yeah.

I saw some clips. I didn't watch a whole thing. So Mike Hockaby ambassador to Israel. right and I went into that with somewhat of an open mind because I'm like you know not a Mike Huckabee if you recall was that that crappy band too

that was Mike Huckabee yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no Mike Huckabee sucks yeah my Huckabee sucks but also like Tucker Carlson's so wild these days in Caddy that I'm like you know I'm like I'm gonna watch this debate I'm like actually and I've seen a lot of people posting

both I've seen a lot of people posting kind of like this is how crazy Tucker is now and I've seen a ton of people posting, obviously. Yeah. So I'm like, let me listen to this thing. I thought Tucker Carlson mop the fucking floor with this guy. Yeah. From the clips I saw.

I left being, well, yeah, and I guess maybe most more people think, but like I couldn't, the extent to which this guy did not have answers to basic questions, I was like, I left being like anti-Semitic. Yeah. Also, like, I mean, there was, I saw one thing where people were like, he, they had this conversation about, you know, like the, um, It's like in the Bible, with the Old Testament, it's like all this land from the Nile to the whatever is like promise to the Jews. And Tucker Helson's like, yeah, that's like six countries.

Yeah, they're promised the whole Middle East. Yeah, the whole. He's like, that's like, that's like, like, six countries. And he's like, yeah, they should have that. And then people are like, that is like such a crazy thing for an American diplomat to say where they're like, yeah, yeah, like Israel should just take over six full countries that are like sovereign nations in the Middle East. You're like, that's like a diplomatic like Christ. And then to like not realize the like implications of what you're saying, like he's a four year old? You're not like some talking head on fucking the TV.

You're like, you are an actual American ambassador. And then he also like just couldn't understand basic logic. It was and Tucker Carlson was doing the thing where he kind of plays dumb and ask them these questions. And Mike Hockerby was answering like a fucking 14 year old girl where he was like, you know, they have an ethnic claim to the land. And then you go, well, how do you decide who gets that ethnic claim? Like obviously with natives, they have a whole process. And then the chief has to sign off and they have the bloodline and this and that. And it's a whole process.

You go, how do they decide? they go, well, they just say they have it. Yeah. And you go, so you go, there's these enormous implications where they have this claim to this land that has to be ethnically theirs. And you go, how do you find out who's that ethnicity? And you go, you know, it's one of the bunches things. And he goes, and he couldn't even like, no, he's just like, it's in the Bible, Tucker.

And you're like, well, some people don't believe that. And you go, okay, so the Bible says these people. You go, how do you prove who's those people? He's like, it's fucking, sometimes it's people sometimes. I couldn't believe what I was hearing. The basic question. that everyone has been talking about is like, you know, is it ethnicity, is it a race? What are the implications of that?

And obviously, it's kind of a nuanced dancer or whatever. But to like not treat it like that and just be like, be flippant, just be like, shut up. I couldn't believe what I was watching. I think when you base your fucking whole premise on just like, yeah, it said it in this book 3,000 years ago. So I guess we're going off of that. And you're like, okay, well. Yeah. Who wrote the book?

God. God wrote the book. Yeah, God said it. Your God wrote the book? But even if you believe that, then the next question is, okay, so how do you, if God said this, should they have all this stuff? And you go, no, okay, so you've already invalidated your first claim. Right.

Because you obviously don't agree with that. So, okay, so you've invalided your first claim. Second claim is they go, this group of people gets it. And you go, how do you decide those, who's those people? You go, we can't, basically. And then you go, okay, so nothing you're saying means anything. No. No, it doesn't.

I mean, again, it's- I can believe what I was watching. It's a crazy, it's like a, at the end of the day, the whole Israel Palestine, I think, is just like, it's a religious dispute. Like, everything is like, it boils down. It's just like, yeah, they're like, this is our land and it's in the Bible. But it's more than a religious dispute.

Because it's also. That's true. But the broader dispute's not religious anymore because it's like, well, should you get to have like a country that's just one ethnicity and like, blah, blah, blah. It becomes like a political dispute as well. Yeah, I mean, obviously. Duh, yeah.

I guess you're right. Not a hot point by me. And look, I mean, it's not a single ethnicity. That's like, it is a Jewish state, but it's like it's still a third muscle. Well, but imagine like native stuff for, example in Canada, right? You know, they have a thing you get, and many countries, I think Australia, there's lots of countries

that have a version of this where, you know, you don't have to pay taxes and you do this stuff and whatever, they've made these deals and you go, well, how do you get to be native? I can't just marry a native and I go, now I'm in. No. Because it's not like I... It's could be, but you can't. Right, but yeah, exactly, I can't just marry a chick that's native and I go, yeah, now, give me

my stuff. Right. Oh, I get a free citizen. Yeah, you can't do, yeah, you can't do the whole thing. You can just join and get it. No, I mean, that they go by bloodline and, yeah, I don't even I mean, bloodline or you joined. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, bloodline or you joined, yeah. And it's not a good system.

Go through a process, yeah. No, it's not. And I tell you, Danny, but they want bodies, though, that's the thing, is the difference is, is they're like, we want people.

They're like, we want more people, so they make it a little. You're correct. Yeah. So I actually understand, underneath this, the real answer is like,

yeah, obviously we just want this. Like we're saying this. Yeah, yeah. Like we're saying whatever we have to. And I've told you this theory. And I don't think this is, I think this is accurate. And the same way that, you know, you say, we can look at stereotypes of different races, and these are the things that white people do good and bad.

These are the things I like about Indian news, these are things that are annoying or whatever, right? You can say that about women. Here's the good thing about women's also the bad thing about women. Right. However, I've had a theory about Jewish guys. Like, a lot of the ones I know, not everyone. J.J. kind of breaks them all about a lot of this stuff. No, he doesn't.

Oh, it's not the one that I'm saying. JJ is probably the perfect guy for this. It's, they like to build things on faulty bricks. And I was like, that's why a lot of Jewish people like get so much accomplished. But it's kind of like, get the paperwork. Get this through. Get this through. And then you kind of end up with like a lot of structural problems because you almost like built it too fast.

Sure. Like even you can say like a house. They almost like hire like the cheap thing and they built it fast. It was like when they created Israel, they kind of like got these contracts that were a little flimsy. But we're just trying to get. Yeah, yeah. They're like the tech guys. they're just like move fast and break things.

That's a good way to put it. It sounds not as negative as what I'm saying. Because I'm, you know, again, I'm hearing this with this. It's not like some Jewish hate thing, you know. Yeah. But the, it's just a thing that I notice a lot of times I'll watch people build something. It's like high agency. Even in media, yeah, to move fast break things.

But then you get to a point where. It's true because broken. When the whole thing stress tested, you go, what was this contract? You never even got the signature on it properly. You know what I mean? It's like very much like, what is it? Move fast break things. Ask for forgiveness, not for permission.

Ask for forgiveness, not permission. So, and you're right. Like you do, you put an addition on your house and then the city shows up. You're like, you weren't allowed to do that. And you go, yes. It's here, though. We'll deal with the, when you get to. And that's probably a part of what makes a lot of Jewish dudes successful is they have that like,

just fucking go, go, go, go, go. Just do it. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. You can just do things, you know? Yeah, sure. Yeah, but I think that that's what it felt like it was like, we want this, goal, we'll just say this, but then it was like you're, you kind of have faulty bricks because the argument has been, uh, like, at its core logically like faulty.

Yeah, I mean, a lot of stuff is logically faulty. If I said that to like a super Jewish person, would that be, would they, what would their argument to me be? Um, about what? Stop saying that about us. You'll be hearing from my lawyer. anti-semite. Um, what would there?

Like if I, if you were around a bunch of Jewish people. Yeah. And you said like something like that. Would Jewish people, I think they like, oh yeah, we kind of,

that is a little true. Yeah, yeah, like the move fast break things, probably. And I mean, again, a lot of these. The move fast break things

can also be built on faulty bricks. Yeah. Because it's just like which brick. It's just like, yeah, the whole foundation can't be faulty, but you're like, if one of the bricks needs to be

replaced later down the day. You're like, that can be done. But some bricks, like, central argument can't be. Faulty foundation where you're just like, okay, well, this will like, eventually, like, you know, this will be irreparable kind of thing. But if you're like, yeah, there's a couple things we can fucking move around later. You're like, oh, we can figure that out. You're probably right.

And I think about that with, uh, I mean, like the fact is, I'll give you an example. Like the Israel argument, which, you know, obviously I understand Tucker's argument where it's like, why is America funding this stuff? why does America send whatever $3 billion a year to Israel? And like, I agree with that. I'm like, Israel doesn't need the money. Like, I don't understand why they do that. I think they're stopping doing that, which is fine.

But like I've said for a long time, I'm like, why, why does Israel, the GDP is like $700 billion a year? What do they need $3 billion for? It's like nothing. It doesn't even make sense. Yeah, what do they need $4 billion for? What do they need $5 billion for? But it's like, it doesn't even really make sense like from a, if you're just like, yeah, we're just helping them out. you're like, what do they need that money for?

Like, no, I don't think you give a shit. Yeah. No, but I'm just like, from a just purely just logical, I'm just like, what do they need that money for? Like, they don't need it. It's not affecting them. Like, dude, if someone goes, yo, I'm going to give you 0.7% annually of your net worth. Everybody would be like, okay, it doesn't change my life.

Like, that doesn't do anything, right? It's like nothing. So, again, like, that I don't really like get why they do that. But like, with the argument everybody's just like, Israel doesn't deserve to exist or shouldn't shouldn't exist or whatever like the argument. Well, people might say that why do you get to have an ethno state? I mean, but it's like an eth... We're having basic arguments that have been talk to death right now, but...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like the ethno state thing is obviously it is a Jewish country, but it's not a country of all Jews. I guess, no, their argument is, well, a million countries have some version of that. Yeah, there's a million... Dude, how many Muslim countries where, which are way more Muslim than... And their argument is like things in the Middle East where... You ain't in the West anymore. I mean, Malaysia.

I don't know. Malaysia's a Muslim country. Okay, back to my place. point. So the, if you think about a perfect example of this, and Indian dudes I also put in this category. Yeah. Definitely put Indian dudes in this category. A lot of Jewish dudes have like a really naggy wife that is like making their life worse. You know what I mean? Yeah. One of the number one build your life on bricks. That would be, you know, you just like,

okay, first, you know, you get a girl. Okay, let's just get married. You're getting the things done. Yeah, yeah. And then you kind of end up and you're just like, I have this fucking like big problem for the rest of my life for this like wife that like is annoying and and makes a lot of wives are annoying. Sure. But I find that'll, you know, but there is a little more of like an Anglo-Saxon like you need you need to really like think about the, you know, that's the biggest decision you can. Yeah, yeah. Not to say that, but I'm saying on that's one of the ways that it manifests. Sure.

Is Indian dudes and Jewish dudes a lot of times will have like a scenario set up at their home life that is undesirable. for them. Yeah. Whereas that was like a faulty brick that they set up and they're trying to fix it in the past. But like setting up a scenario with a woman that is like a pain in the ass is hard to fix in the in the future. Yes. So those are like little ways.

Many a man has been destroyed. But then on the other side you go, but then on the other side you're like, well, when you're building wealth and all that stuff, you go, yeah, yeah, I had all these problems, but now I have three million more dollars than you in the process. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's true. And, you know, annoying wife can be mitigated. you get money.

Depends on the type. Yeah, you get money and then you get a bigger place and then you have your own areas. I'm talking about never happy wife. You're talking about like jokey, like annoying.

Like the way we discuss it that's actually like this person's like just a like a roll eyes pain in the ass. I'm talking about like perpetually unhappy person that makes your life worse. Yeah, yeah. I mean those exist for sure.

I don't, yeah, I don't know if right. It's a theory. Yeah, it's a theory. I don't know how, true that is like in terms of if that's like I don't know I'm trying to think like I'm trying to think of

my obviously specific scenario and I had one Christian girlfriend, white Christian girlfriend who was nuts pain in the ass Well you're doing the thing girls do where it's everything I'm saying talking broad statistics And you're bringing it anecdotal

I can only think it anecdotally I'm trying to think Yeah I don't know you're not I mean people can sound off Crazy Jewie people can sound off in the comments here Yeah but you're not like the most like fucking yeah yeah you know culturally are a little bit, but it's like non-Jew, non-Indians have this scenario where they're just like, yeah, fucking, well, yeah, but you've been in, you've been, you've been, you've been, you've been, you've been, you know, I'm talking about more like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, picture like a fucking Yiddish guy, like, you know, obviously on the, going in the extremes. Okay, so fine, we can back out of my wife theory if you don't think it's that great. No, I mean, I, I, I see, we, we nailed it with me fast break. We, we, we, we know, I just don't know if it's, I'm trying to apply a framework to it, but I don't know. But yeah, move, fast, break things for sure. That, that I think is pretty accurate.

Which is, you know, that is just a high agency kind of move, to be honest. Like, you just sometimes you have to do that. Some people will just be like, yeah, I'm going to like think about every step of this thing forever. And you go, yeah, you don't do anything. You're like, you're like, analysis. Analysis paralysis or whatever where you're like, yeah, you're like way. Analysis paralysis. Analysis paralysis.

I can't think of anymore. That's all I got. Rapping's not my forte. Analysis, paralysis, that's a fallacy. I'm a baddest M.C. Sticky with this fallace. Sticky with this phallus. Yeah.

On top of these, dropping these, hypotheses. It just always goes back to Wu-Tang. Of course it goes back to philosophy. That's Fustle Rapings, just how quickly you can get to MC philosophy, hypocrisy. A philosophy hypocrisies. Lyrically perform

I'm robbery. Okay, so maybe I brought in my theory too much. You brought it, you rained it in a little bit. I think that's probably faulty bricks that a lot of stuff's been built on and it's a move fast break things.

Yeah, but again, you're like, but the move fast break things when push comes to shove and Huckabee is defending it. It felt like a guy that's talking his book, you know,

he's the fucking ambassador to Israel. He's not good at talking it. He's a hardcore Christian Zion. I mean, a lot of politicians are just like, can you explain your stuff? And they're just like, not real. I don't have to.

Fuck you. Yeah, you're like, I'm the ambassador. Like, I don't know. There is a lobby that I represent and this is their position. I live in Tel of Jerusalem or whatever. Well, if I was the lobby, I'd be firing him because I'm like, you didn't do a good job of, you know, I felt like the point he was trying to make. I was like, I could make this point for him better right now. Right, right.

He literally is so detached from this stuff. That's what it felt like, yeah. Yeah, where he was just like, I don't care about any of this stuff. Yeah, it felt like that. It's, which is back to the thing where like, uh, where people are like, yeah, Israel. Israel doesn't deserve to exist. And you're like, people say that about America. Like, who gives a shit what you think about this?

It's just like, I do understand that. People are just like, oh, it doesn't, it shouldn't, I don't recognize history. Like, so what? It's like, that's the most Jewish thing you're like. So what. So much. People don't recognize. It's like, it exists.

Get over it. It's just like, some people are like, yeah, I mean, there's all the, you know, the stolen land stuff where you're like, I don't recognize America as a country. You go, who gives a shit? Yeah. You in what army? Like, who cares? Right, okay.

Like, who cares what you think? No, but the Anglo thing is the way more like Catholic guilt sort of, you know, it's, it's very just, you're right, it's the worried about every move. Like, oh, are people going to, you know, if we make a country, like, are people going to agree with, like, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just there's so much, like, guilt and fear of what people think kind of. That'll fucking stop you from doing shit for sure. Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, in my own life, I'm always sort of having.

that debate on building on faulty bricks versus being a pussy. And I do, you know, and it's funny because like I felt like in some ways when I was operating on a small scale, you know, in things, I could always do both well enough because I'm like, I could over, I could like really overthink every decision, but I could still like be fearless because that was like sort of in my temperament. Yeah. But when the decisions are like, when it starts to grow, you're like, you do have to pick one a lot of times. Yeah.

Dude, do you know how many tech companies there are who they're like started off and then got like, you know, five million dollars funding? This is illegal. And then they're like, this is illegal or this literally like this, our product doesn't work. Like this or like there's no, nobody wants our product. And they go, okay, we'll just pivot to a new thing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Like Uber literally started where they're like, yeah, this whole thing's illegal. And they're like, yeah, whatever. We're just going to do it anyways. Right. Like Uber literally was like, yeah, you're not allowed to do. this. You know, I don't have these like black cars just like roaming the streets in New York. And they're just like, yeah, we'll just do it anyways. And that's Israel. Yeah. It's like, you're not allowed to have a country. And there's like, well, what if we get this like flimsy document?

Well, we did it. Yeah, well, we did. We have one now. Yeah, we have one now. And it's just like, Uber is literally like, if you watch the Uber is just like, yeah, there's like, yeah, there's all illegal. You're not allowed to do any of this. And they just did it anyways. You know, it's another, like, thing that I used to be just like somewhat tortured over is the idea of like whether or not, it's better to have a girlfriend or be single for work. Like, I don't know, did you ever have that where you're kind of, like, in your 20s being like, is it better to be single or in a relationship? I mean, single is more fun. It's less productive.

Well, but so, well, you'll tell me your theory. I'll tell you where I've gotten to. I mean, obviously it depends how much is that dog in you, how much you got that dog in you? Oh, right. How much is the dog torturing you? Yeah, but if you got that real. The demon. Yeah, if you got the dexter demon?

Yeah. If you got the dexter demon, like, fucking full bore? He needs to be fed. If he needs to be fed, sometimes he needs to be fed every day. Sometimes he needs to be fed a couple times a day. It is demon related. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The demon needs to be fed a couple times.

But if you remove the demon part and you go just strictly on productivity where, you know, a lot of people will say, like, oh, I got in a relationship. I did less work or, you know, vice versa. Yeah, it depends on the person. It depends what you were doing when you were single, I suppose. But, like, when I was single, the demon got to eat. hungry demon so that was taking up a lot of my time well I kind of

where I got to drinking there's so much more drinking well I got to if you are operating at a high level yeah it's irrelevant yeah so it's irrelevant because you go girlfriend and dating take up about the same amount of time that's up to you but they probably can take up

about the same amount of time relationship single take up about the same amount of time if you're the type of person that's gonna just like I'm going to get shit done regardless. I'm locking in regardless. They both come with their problems. The only thing that I got to was if you're switching in between things

like let's say moving into a city, let's say starting a new career where things are messy, it's better to be single because in that case you have more room for movement. And pivoting. You can pivot a lot easier without a family.

Whereas if you are locked in building something, the stability is probably better. Sure. There's kind of specific. option of like I need to sleep on a mattress on a floor and an empty apartment, studio apartment for like a year to get to my goal. Then, you know, obviously.

But if you remove those like very specific things and you're just, it's like, uh, uh, kind of the same thing. But for the most part, it's like if you're operating at a high level, it's like a relevant. And the type of person that is where it's like, oh, I get into a relationship and then I just watch TV every night and it was like, yeah, I mean, you probably, you know, that's who you are. Yeah, that's who you are. So this question's irrelevant to you because you'll never be a,

top performer anyway, bitch. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Like, but. I mean, the best thing you can do as a man, probably if you want to be a high, high achiever is chemical castrate yourself early. No, you lose tea. Kill the demon.

No, you lose tea. Well, exogenous tea. Chemical castration, exogenous tea. Kill the demon. No, because for a lot of young people, uh, Tang is motivating. Like one of the reasons for, but you need to be, yeah, if you're motivated by Tang, then that's, but you know, sometimes, like, you just need a, if you have, like, that higher level motivating.

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Want to catch up on our full morning news? Spicy headlines. Do you beat your wife? We have to get to the gay tech mafia because we're already asking an hour to half here and breaking the moving fast and breaking things. Yeah, that's like whoever wrote that email is a move fast breakings. It's like, give you be your wife? People open this.

I know this was supposed to be our title story and we've gotten sidetracked inside the gay tech mafia. Teal Altman Pola Shuck. They had a cover of the magazine, which was, this was from Wired and it was two guys had their hands coming out through their zipper holes through their zipper holes and then they're shaking hands it's the funniest headline you've ever seen in your life we know a lot of guys personally that are just like you altman is running through dude ass in a twink ass in a destroyer sam altin and then we've there's

definitely a but uh a lot of people weren't happy with this no inside the gate You know what? There's a really good takeaway here from reading this, which is, and like a lot of this has to do with like, you know, these people were like kind of outcasts and they were like discriminated against because obviously they came up an era of like being gay was like, you had to keep it to yourself. And there is something where you're just like getting discriminated against bull. And this is actually a win for the current crop of white boys.

where like there is something where like, you know, having this, like these external forces on you, like these negative external forces does benefit you in the long run. Like, and you see this with, because it's always like, why are all these immigrant groups? Like, they do so well and stuff and like all that stuff. And it's because you're like, yeah, you kind of need this and white guys kind of didn't have this for a while. They didn't have any kind of adversity. They didn't have any kind of adversity. You didn't have any like discrimination.

You had none of this stuff. And obviously it sucks. I'm not for it. Let me push back against that. out of the other side of it, but it takes like a generation. So I agree with you, except a lot of white dudes

like pitcher other generations, they found their thing to push back against, which would just be the mainstream. So of their culture, you could find a way to be discriminated against, like, if you think about like most music styles,

they were like a reaction to what like the mainstream was, right? And then you're like, I'm a punk, well, I'm discriminated against because I'm, like, people found,

that's not quite discrimination, though. Well, you're an outsider. You're an outsider, you're an outsider, not just based on your identity. Yeah, but you're just like, people's taste.

tastes like you know I go against like you know the consensus of taste we're not talking about like you can't work here like that's like different like but no I guess no I was saying no gay people can't work there well but it's just like you know they obviously everybody knows you're like if you were gay in the 90s like you probably had a tougher time in your life like I was and you're and I was pretty mean to get and your argument and your argument would be that that that forced them to like kind of create their own systems and put a chip on your shoulder and put the chip on the shoulder and sometimes like you know sometimes you know Some people get it in like from their internal circumstances where you're like my dad was beat the shit out of me or was like a piece of shit or whatever.

What? Like Elon Musk or whatever. You get some of that stuff. But sometimes people are like, I didn't have that. So Sam Altman. Now you have this external framework where it's doing it. He has a chip on his shoulder and then he also has a chip sewn into the thigh of his army of male prostitutes with a chip, with a chip, literally. Microchip inside of him.

So he knows where he is at all times if he ever wants to hit it. He's literally in a room locks to a fucking pipe just like ass up naked 24 hours of. day just available for Sam Altman. Chip, I'm coming! Altman is becoming the villain of this fucking next decade, that's for sure. Oh, yeah. And they also wrote the article like it was a, um, uh, uh, like a horror movie. Yeah, yeah.

No one can say exactly when or if gay men started running Silicon Valley. On platforms like X, the clues are there. Whispers of private island retreats, tech executives going gay for clout. and the suggestions that a seed round is not strictly speaking a financial term. I was like, that seed round line.

Also, when all like me too fucking hit hard, it also meant that there was like, there was also like people that were fucking their way to the top, obviously, where it was like only gay guys. Not women.

Yeah, only gay guys could now fuck their way to the top because gay guys are like, we ain't doing all that. Other than Terry Cruz, who got his, you know, He says the four-foot-one guy grabs the stick. But like a lot of these, I mean, if it turns out in the last five years, we've found out that every rapper is gay, every black male comedian's gay. And wears a dress.

Has it wear a dress. And then every tech guy is gay. But the tech mafia is very strong. Everyone knows that. Republican commentators have their own gay mafia, too. That's the thing. We don't even know about all of them. Media is run by gay.

Sam Almond. Apple is run by gay white guy. Oh yeah, there's a bunch You said that really good. Oh, yeah. You can say that again. Oh, yeah. You can say that again.

Hedge funder says back in 22 he was raising money from a venture capitalist whose office was staffed with dozens of attractive, strong young men. Dude, Scott Besson is just literally fighting people on the White House lawn. Right. All of whom were under 30 and looked

as though they had freshly decamped from the high school debate club, but also it is funny. The guy read in the article with his pen looking around, he's like, a lot of hot guys. Oh, that's pretty suspicious. A lot of hot ass. A lot of suspiciously hot men here. But also possibly you go, a bunch of high performer, like, tech. And they're all into their health.

Yeah, they're all like tech bros. They're like, none of us drink. We all eat well. They're like, we all work out. If you go to like high performance, like 25 year old finance dudes, you go, yeah, most of these guys are in shape too and have decent looking. I would say they're hot. I would say they're all hot ass. I'm doing my,

I'm doing my profile on the gay tech mafia. Any evidence? Noticed a lot of hot guys over there. All right. Well, those guys are all married, so, to women. And you do not have to be gay to join. They like straight guys who sleep with them even more. Crazy thing to do if you're a straight guy fucking your way up, Silicon Valley.

Hey, man. Anonymous accounts hinted at an underworld of gay Silicon Valley power brokers who influence Winston courted groomed aspiring entrepreneurs. Had an AI tech conference in Los Angeles, an engineer casually referred to as a top AI firm's office. More than once as Twinktown coming this summer. Twinktown. Do you think it was like a life hack, be gay thing?

Where they go? They're in a life. It's like it's the in-group, you know? Yeah. The tech in-group is like being gay. Yeah, if you want to be part of the deal fellowships. Must be funny watching the Indians. Earn it.

Like all the Indians trying to figure this one out. I guess I'm gay now. I don't want to go back. I guess we must be gay now. I'm here for my HB1. It says you're here for the HD one. I don't know what that is, but I'll do it. I don't want to go back.

This is very, you know, a tech imagine the world. You go, man, wouldn't it be sick if you could just be gay and like, you just hang out with the boys, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, like the classic joke. And then one guy's like, shh, what if we could? Yeah. Kind of. I mean, this is very much, this is revenge. We're living through revenge of the nerds and the gay.

It turns out Revenge of the Nerds all are gay. Yeah, it's just like Revenge of the Gay Nerds. My morning routines every day, Camille T. 8 a.m. Ice plunge. 8.15, bummed dude. 845. Didn't like it, but I'm learning. I'm getting used to it. Doing reverse-ass keegles.

Make it wider. Oh, man. Wild technology built. Y Combinator is getting hit up pretty hard too Oh yeah They all look like Brian Johnson too All the gay tuck mafia guys They've all got the fucking

The glossy face Yeah yeah they're really shiny Like they look like they can't take a picture of them With a flash Just like your face is reflecting They all look like they put a fucking chapstick All over their face Yeah just constantly more strides in their face

Y Combinator grooming male entrepreneurs They go Gary I guess that's the guy From Ycombe Gary Tam yeah Gary is straight straight straight straight Says a person They don't usually say that about us right guys goes, Gary is straight, straight, straight, Jay. We call him the arrow.

Yeah, usually, uh, it's not, if you're really straight, you know, don't, not three straights in a row, please. That's, nobody's buying out. We call this man the arrow, he's so straight. Oh. When I asked him for a comment, he is blunt. Some founders were over for dinner and he asked to use his recently installed sauna and cold plunge. And, uh, they asked, well, that, sorry, I read that wrong. They go, when they asked him for comment about how people are coming over to Twinktown, the sonas and

Plungy goes, yeah, some founders were over and they asked if we could use the sauna. Yeah, can you not call it Twinktown? I'm calling my sauna Twinktown. It's in my basement. One of the key things to be- My wife hates it. One of the key things to realize is the gays are different

for straits in many ways. Says a long-time gay venture capitalists. Gays are cross-generational. When straight people tend to spend more time with people their age, that is not true for gay men, which is a huge factor. That is true. The same way that I always had this like,

you know, sometimes where like women would be in comedy complaining, being like, I'm not getting enough stuff and you're just like, you'll be like, you know, on tour with like Louis or something like that. And you're just like, if you were a male that was four years into comedy, no one would look at you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They would look at you with the disgust. The fact that you're even like in social circles with these people. Yeah. The fact you're even in the mix period. Right, right, right. Whereas if you're like, if you're like, if you're like, if you're like, if you're like, if you're like, if you're like, if you're like, if you're like, if you're like a 20 year old and a 60 year old gay guy to just hang out as friends. Right, right. Right.

So that's a good point where it helps them. You know, because how do you get your... How would you ever even meet Peter Thiel if you're not like at a orgy with them? Right. Right. They're doing gay stuff with Peter Thiel. There's one place, though.

Putting the one in the zero, if you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah. It's putting this one in your zero. There's one place, though, that's mentioned again and again, Berries, the fitness boot camp, which has become a gay mecca. Put a fork in me. I never signed up for berries. That's also why I never went to more of berries, yeah.

I don't know. This is one, that's one of the funniest articles ever written. That's right. But, I mean, it's true. Not the only industry, gays are fucking running, but they go, and they go, they never want to say the quiet part out loud,

which is get rid of girls and you start running shit. Yeah. Get rid of girls. Have a feminine energy so you can just be like, we already have girls, ladies. Yeah. Hey, we have a, we have butthole at home. Yeah, we have a butt hole at home,

so we don't need you. There was a couple of funny Epstein's ones about how the Epstein helped create the Boys Club and then they blamed Epstein where they go all of his victims were white which like essentially arguing like sexist there's no black where's the representation in his victims yeah I have a couple of those but uh we have a good Patreon patreon patreon.com slash the boys cats we will see you over there as always bonus episode oh premium episode every week we do an extra hour on Patreon every week and I will see some of you in Sacramento this weekend. San Francisco just happened. Really good show.

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