The Boyscast with Ryan Long - SMALL WILLY STYLES

Episode Date: November 5, 2021

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And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead But we don't end forever, but we don't end forever And you can tell our friends Danny, fresh back from the Jewish wedding With a hot new tidbit that I didn't know happened I even knew this stuff, but I just forget, because I forget that First off, so I went to my girl, a family member got married, Jew wedding And female rabbi, which is so funny.

Interesting. Because you're like, when I grew up, nonexistent. Makes it hotter when they're sucking the tip off the dick. It definitely makes it a little more palatable. Does that count if you're in grade five now, do you get to go to your school and be like, yeah, I mean, I got head when I was one. You might be able to. This guy got head and be like, I got head when I was one. Yeah mean I got head When I was one You might be able to This guy got head And be like I got head

When I was one Yeah I got head When I was one She sucked it Fucking the blood off Yeah she sucked the blood Off that fucking hoe No but it's weird

They have these like Because you know Like all things Everything's getting More progressive So then like female rabbis Have kind of like Weaseled their way

Into the equation What's next They're going to be Working at banks I think they are So Danny says They do a contract To make sure Yeah but so one of the Parts of the thing Because they have all these their way into the equation what's next they're gonna be working at banks i think so danny says they do a contract to make sure yeah but so one of the parts of the thing because they have all these like whatever they try to make the prenup sexy so they have a like it's called i was looking

it up because i forgot what it's called it's called a katuba i'm sure people who are listening know more about this than i do but it's just funny because like i was watching it and then like she's like yeah and now we have like the katuba and it's like this piece of paper it's all like in hebrew and she's like it's a marriage it's have the ketubah, and it's this piece of paper. It's all in Hebrew, and she's like, it's a marriage. It's literally a prenup. But it's part of the ceremony. I didn't say who gets the gold and stuff like that. She's like, it dates back to old times or whatever from thousands of years ago,

but we still do it or whatever, but ceremonially, they don't do that. Because Jews are like, that shit doesn't hold up in court. That's so funny, the Jews, because we've been talking on the podcast. It's probably hard to get your chick to sign a prenup, but sometimes you probably got to. And Jews are like, no, it's a tradition. The girl's like, I don't want to sign a prenup. It's like, bah, bah, bah, bah. Everyone comes in.

It's kind of like when people don't want to do stuff and you start chanting it. Like, chug, chug, chug. It's the fucking thing on the chairs, the horror. Yeah, yeah. Like when you get them all hyped up, and then they get caught up in the moment inside the prenup. They have to. It's part of like, because you like meet with the rabbi

for like a year leading up to the fucking wedding. Right. Whatever. So the rabbi's pretty for the boys. Yeah, the rabbi's very, even though she's a chick, Judaism is very much for the boys. They're just like, all right, so you know, like before anything, there is a prenup. That's first and foremost. It is literally. Judaism is very much for the boys They're just like Alright so you know Before anything

There is a prenup That's first and foremost It is literally That's my first Coming straight from the big guy upstairs You don't want nothing to do With me not signing this And it says

In modern practice It has no agreed monetary value It's seldom enforced by the civil courts Except in Israel Where it is fucking straight up like Oh so it doesn't work That's what I was saying It's not a real prenup anymore

But it was like It was a It's for the boys that dare to dream. Well, it's for the boys in Israel. The Israeli boys, it is for the Israeli boys. Right. So here it's just a ceremony. But it was. Back in the day, it was for the boys.

Baby, I don't want to sign a prenup. It's like, I thought you might say that. Ding dong. Da da da da da da da. Oh, who's this? Oh, the rabbi? Let's see what the rabbi has to say about that. Hey, hey, hey.

He goes, of course, you must sign the prenup. Sign the nup. Sign the nup. If you're fun, you'll sign the nup. Oh, no. And she signed it. Everyone goes, ah. They back out of the place.

Do, do, do, do, do. She goes, what just happened? Oh, nothing. Anyways, I got to go to work. I forget, too, how much women are treated like pieces of property in weddings, too. Because, like, there's the whole thing. The dad giving them away? Well, like, the dad giving them away.

Also, like, because we were on the way, and then someone was asking about the wedding. And then they're like, oh, is the dad paying, father of the bride paying for it? And I go, oh, yeah, like, the father of the bride pays for it because that's, like, kind of their concession to, like. Well, yeah, they used to be, like. They're like, thanks for taking her off my hands. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like here's fucking, I'll pay for this little fucking jam. And here, you all pay for the thing.

Well, there was almost, it depends on the scenario. If the guy's rich, a lot of times it's like, you know, you got to give me some stuff if I'm going to take off your hand. I don't know. How many goats am I getting? Well, but I think it's whoever has the daughter. It's like because God cursed you with the daughter. So now you're getting fucking blessed by this man taking her off your hands.

That's a blessing from God getting her off of your payroll. Yeah, getting her off of your hands. You are right, though, because if you're paying for it, if it was older times where you're paying for it, you've got to think she's costing you maybe $10, $15, $ 15 20 a year depending on what the rollout situation is so if you pay for 150 grand wedding like after three years you've already made your money back oh big time yeah yeah big time it says fucking you amortize that wedding over three years and you're fucking free and clear jessica signing up jessica's gonna sign the nub i don't think that would work if a guy tried that in other cultures no like a christian you go okay we got the part of the actual wedding at the church.

The priest is going out. And the priest busts out and he goes, we got a marriage contract. A bit of a, I guess you'd call it a prenup. Everyone's like, boo! Yeah, yeah. And you have the ring bear and the prenup bear. The funny thing is people would like. Your boy comes through and he pulls it out of the thing and it's a prenup.

People would probably say, oh, what are they, Jews? But not knowing the Jews do it? Just like, that seems like a prettyulsive thing and Sabrina people would like probably say like oh what are we what are they Jews like but not knowing that you're just like as just like that seems like a pretty Jewish thing to do and you're like in fact it is we do actually do that we do actually do that there's also might be on their side to the prenup the other way too where the guy like the she's has the dad's money sometimes too you know what I mean it's kind of like just so you know like when I do inherit dad's money like you will be entitled to a small portion of it, but it stays in my thing. That's rich. It's rich, you think that?

Well, you don't, that doesn't work that way? No, it's definitely for the guys giving money to the women when they divorce their ass. Well, but a lot of times the girl's dad's rich, right? Well, in that case, then you probably have a proper prenup, but this specific thing, it's just for guys, specifically.

It's exclusively for how much cashola. What happens to the chick when the guy decides to move on? Decides to move on. Yeah, when he's divorced. It basically makes it hard to divorce. Well, this is the boys cast. Ladies and gentlemen, we've been on the road.

And if you're planning to, I'd suggest you come out. Toronto, we sold out 400 tickets in three days, which was fucking sick. Added a second show on the 16th. Los Angeles and some surrounding areas. Irvine, Oxford, and also Phoenix still December. So, come up to all those shows. And we will not be coming to Massachusetts because you don't have a Massachusetts.

I love how you say it, though. I know. I couldn't say it. You don't want to look how I spelled it. You want to fucking... If I could guess, there's no vowels. There's maybe one vowel. I guarantee you.

How many vowels? M-A-S-H-E-U-T-E-U-S-I-S. Well, they canceled fucking, someone just sent me this, but they basically, their schools were canceling Halloweens and stuff like that. And because they were saying, you know, it's not inclusive, and the whole thing was like, even if there's one kid that doesn't celebrate Halloween, that's one kid too many, and poor kids can't it's not inclusive and the whole thing was like even if there's one kid that doesn't celebrate halloween that's one kid too many and poor kids

can't buy costumes and all the whole thing right which is literally why the fucking you put a sheet on that's what the ghost was the poor kid costume there was the ghost and it was just like you're the ghost not to man yeah i mean you do not need to be rich to make a costume do you remember adam sandler crazy hand on fist guy. Crazy banana hand man. Give me some candy. But that's the thing, right? But anyways, the funny part of that is that

it's always funny because people say these people are all religious about all their stuff and they just replace the religious moms and we talk about that, right? But this is like a full out, like it came like Christians, woke people, canceling Halloween. Like remember when Christians were sort of saying Halloween's bad. Well, it's for the devil.

It's not the devil. It's the devil's day, right? So it's like it full out came around full circle. Well, all these people need to cancel Halloween. So they're all on the same thing. So that's in the entire, that's in what, Boston? Boston? A couple different places.

Also, quick thing, we got to make a correction. Yeah, Sue Thomas FBI? Well, yeah, so everyone was saying, you were talking about Sue Thomas FBI. I'm surprised anybody knew what the fuck I was even talking about. No, everyone knew. We were talking about, I was talking about the blind detective show,

and Danny said Sue Thomas FBI, or he was talking about Sue Thomas FBI. No, I brought up Sue Thomas FBI thinking she was blind. Right. I'd only ever seen a commercial for it. So the show, it was a different show, and it's called In the Dark, and it's now been added to Netflix.

And it's worse than you thought, because I've been talking about this a bit on stage, too, using the mic, so I'm saying if you're the detective. But she's not a detective in that show. I was talking about Sue Thomas, FBI. So this girl decides she's going to be like a sleuth and crack this case of all this stuff, but it's better than she's just a

blind person she's also a drunk like drug addict mess nice so it's kind of like you know how david dacovny in like californication is always like a mess yeah so uh that was the line where she goes yeah you're not good enough to be a detective and the girl goes why because i'm blind and she goes no because you're a drunk mess like the blind also the blind yeah no the blind part you're actually solid the trailer is incredible but that's uh that's what the fucking uh the in the dark and it's i'm gonna go do a full fucking you're gonna watch on it you're gonna watch oh i'm gonna go all in and then also me and danny went to this thing um pretty fucking uh that's what Basically the moral of the story is

Being a DJ I've always said this Like when I was in the music days If I just switched to be a DJ at that time Because I was even doing this Kind of joke rap group That was in that world And we were kind of printing money for a second

It's just like the biggest The best scam going Be a DJ? Oh for sure If you's just like the biggest, the best scam going, right? You a DJ? Oh, for sure. If you can make it work, it's the best scam going. Oh, you should have seen the DJ at this fucking Jewish wedding. The guy was like, he was like not even phoning it in. No, he had a fucking, he just had this laptop and he was just pressing fucking.

Put your gold on. And everybody's like, it's too loud. Diamonds. He's got branded ads in his fucking wedding set. It's like Steinberg and Steinberg law law firm it's like oh i've used them before that's a jewish dj but he managed to get sponsorship deals in his songs no he doesn't he's a black guy kratz's deli yeah i don't know if i've been there, but the guy we went to,

his whole deal was that girls wanted to go, and the whole deal was he plays Stevie Nicks songs. Oh, yeah. So he legitimately just picked a famous person and then plays all their songs.

There's mostly gay people there, except for me. Well, it's Fleetwood Mac, not Stevie Nicks. Except for only me. You did, at one point, you go, are we in a gay club? No, it's Stevie Nicks. Stevie Nicks is in Fleetwood Mac.

Oh, okay. So your name was all the Fleetwood Mac. Fleetwood Mac was the band. Well, no, but his name was something to do with Stevie Nicks. Oh, okay. But yeah, yeah. Fleetwood Mac. And then there was all these non-binary guys on stage just dancing.

And Ryan's like, are we in a gay thing? And I'm like, I think we might be. No, Danny was like, no. And he ripped up the ticket This is fucking Forced him to show his Homogeneity Before we got in

Anyways They were like literally There was a guy there That had a shirt that said Like gay as fuck At one point Yeah Danny was like

It was awkward That you wore the same thing Yeah Mine was ironic Yeah But the We were fucking joking. It's like, okay.

It's like with comedy where you're just like, are you doing that? Some guy's like, well, why can't I just be a... Why don't I just be a DJ that just plays Beatles songs? That's my whole thing. And then someone weird is like, yeah, are you doing that? Yeah, of course. A DJ comes up and be like, hey, that's brilliant. Are you using that?

Yeah, you're touring now. All you got to do is just like cut up some fucking... No, I mean, in the the tribute band There is like a I guess there's like A joke to it But it's like It's not really I guess it's like

The same You're still playing The instruments That's the biggest difference Yes And people like that They go like This is good musicians

And they're playing it They're just not the band The DJ There's something to be said About this guy They wrote the song So it's like whatever They're just pretending to do it

But at least you're like Kind of seeing the guy there Stand there That wrote it at least or whatever but this one there's a lot of songs too we go yeah you really think that the move on this like classic song of all time was like adding a beat to it oh he's also wanted like and also he's doing all the things like i'm listening to the music zero things are changing and this guy's hands are moving a mile a minute he's changing every knob in the book but i which i've always said about djs period no his knob was doing something he was turning on the fog machine he's working the fog

machine button pretty heavily always made me laugh with the dj thing though because you go okay well they're because their whole thing is like i'm changing all these knobs or whatever and you're just like i guess what people say is oh they're they're feeling the vibe of the party for what it needs but it's like, that doesn't make any sense. Like, it's just like, so you've mixed it before,

but you just like left it a little bit extra to mix on the thing. Like, so you made the whole song and then you go, you go, how high the bass should be. It's like, that depends on like how fucking, you know,

the vibe. And you go, so you look around and you go, you know what? I think this is, we should turn the bass up a little bit based on how much they're enjoying it. Like you can feel what part of the... The way they blend the songs together?

I don't know. It doesn't make any sense. But anyways, whatever. It's not even like a hot take. The DJ's a scam. But this one's a scam on top of scams. Yeah. This was...

I mean, yeah. And then the worst, we were trying to figure out if the non-binary guys tour with them. Because there were just these like... There was like this schlubby... We couldn schlubby, this fat guy, and he was just dancing on the stage. One guy that our body was like, oh, he looks like Anthony Kiedis. But then we started humping the floor and dancing like a gay guy or whatever. It was like, okay, maybe not totally like Anthony Kiedis. Not totally, but there was a resemblance there. But we were like, are they taking the show on the road?

We don't know if the guys were on the road. It was a resemblance there, but they were like, are they taking the show on the road? We don't know if the guys were on the road. It was a weird thing. Anyway, there's one piece of good news before we get into some like fucking the real nitty gritty of this episode. And this is a big news for Danny. But I just like to bring news to the people and bring news that's going to make you happy. So a new report has come in from a magazine. Sex with a micro penis can be a mind-bendingly good experience oh yeah i mean i wrote that yeah yeah wait i didn't tell you that i was in that to your

check you go i was in the new york post yeah so that's it that's big news but also it very much is the this is one of the articles kind of what what they're doing with DadBots for a while, where they're trying to, they think that they can get guys on board with articles about how being fat and gross is actually awesome. If they think they're going to start doing that, being one foot one is great, and being a fat man is good. They think that they're going to get guys on board. I literally read like a red,

that article. I go, no guy read this article. It feels better about themselves. No, no. They're like, Oh,

can you imagine getting this sent to you? If you have a micro penis too, like, like a girl who's like, kind of like, she's like, Hey, just so you know,

when you go, I didn't think it was that micro. Yeah, I know. I didn't think it was that micro. I thought it was a mini. Just, this is I didn't think it was that micro. Yeah, I know. I didn't think it was that micro. I thought it was a mini. This is how I find out I have a micro. Well, they sort of do the thing where it's like, because girls move as a collective, right?

It's very hard to get guys all on board with something like as a unit. Because girls, it's like, even like with the slut shaming and all that stuff, right? Like the few girls that have like fucked 100 guys basically got like all the normal ones on board like there's nothing wrong with us and they got them championing it like fat girls don't get normal girls like being like we're actually hot and you'll get like hot girls out there being like they're actually beautiful like you're never gonna get guys that are you're never gonna get like a bodybuilder guy out there like championing like it's actually just as good to be skinny. It's micro penis awareness day on fucking Twitter. And you have a guy go,

go guys, show your micro peens. Yeah. You're never going to get like, it'd be just like no response. What's that big porn stars name that, uh, probably the biggest guy.

No, no, no. That one after him. He has the name of someone else. Peter North. I knew he knew. Yeah.

Yeah. Peter North is out there like making a video of being like, I have a big dick, but even if I didn't. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be, yeah, Peter North is out there, like, making a video being like, I have a big dick, but even if I didn't. Yeah, yeah, that would be the most fucking Peter North goes, it's okay, guys. And you go, well, yeah, I'm sure you'd say that, Peter North. Well, that's the thing. That's what you get, like, when you see these hot celebrities being like,

being obese is actually fucking just as good, if not better, right? That's kind of the gist about that. But they also, there's also something funny about it, too. It's the same thing. Norm MacDonald used to make this joke before he passed. When he was still alive? Before he passed. He goes, some say that size matters, but maybe that's a load of rubbish after all.

Elizabeth McGrath, a San Francisco romantic sex therapist, revealed that sex, she revealed this big reveal. She revealed that sex with a micro penis can actually lead to more pleasure and beneficial for both parties. But the, yeah, yeah. It would actually be more pleasure. I mean, more pleasure. Well, can we not lie blatantly? Can we just be like, it could be the same.

Well, that's the thing. They're trying to apply their formula to this, but the norm joke that he always said was, and they'd be like, oh yeah, it was like, you know, but it's how they work it. It's like, yeah, as opposed to the guys with big dicks that for some reason can't work it. It's like, they both like, he's like, assuming, yeah, if you take all things the same and you take a guy with like a normal size dick and a guy with a micro penis and all and for some reason the for the normal guy puts it in like what the where am i just just stays there he's fucking the

lampshade and he just waits for it to end he just puts it in and then he just goes yeah exactly freezes like a possum well yeah you go yeah give given the fact that the guy with the normal dong like really really doesn't know what he's doing. He's facing the wrong way. He's trying to put it in their armpit. Yeah, yeah. But in that case, you go, okay, maybe it was just better to get eaten out by the micropene. Yeah. But she does.

And also, this is the same thing as Elizabeth McGrath also probably wrote another article being like, and also, lesbian sex is also just as good. Maybe no dick at all is just as good. I mean, it is reasonable to think that someone with a micro penis will get really, really good at eating pussy. Yeah, almost you just don't even want to have sex at that point.

It's like, you know, it'd just be stink. Yeah. Frosties, maybe. I don't know. Yeah. Because if it's like normal, you're just like, okay, why do I have to eat out for a fucking hour every time

and that's my thing to earn my keep. Earn my keep, yeah. It is interesting, too, in that article, they said that the percentage of micropenis people is 0.6%, which is actually the same amount of people as trans people. Really? Which is kind of a bummer, because if you're a trans man and woman, if only you had the micropenis, right? If they could do some sort of Freaky Friday thing where they swap brains with the micropenis, right? Like if they could do some sort of like Freaky Friday thing where they like swap brains with the micropenis guys. And then imagine you're a brain with a fucking like,

like you're a trans woman who's about to cut it off. And then you're a fucking micropenis dude. You put your brain into this person with this huge hog. See, that's what it's thinking, you know what I mean? See, you're actually sort of trying to solve the problem. And they're just really talking shit. No, she urged that foreplay and oral sex shouldn't just be seen as a starter course. See you're actually Sort of trying to solve The problem And they're just Really talking shit No see urge that Foreplay and oral sex

Shouldn't just be seen As a starter course So it should be It should be seen As the main event It's not gonna be The main event ever In my scenario

That's for fucking sure Having a micro penis Would suck dude So much foreplay You'd have to just Be down there You'd have to do so much Oh you gotta do

All the things Black micro penis dude Would be the fucking Obviously the absolute worst That would be tough yeah You'd have to do so much Oh you gotta do all the things Black micro penis dude Would be the fucking Obviously the absolute worst That would be tough yeah You'd have to go for the enlargement At that point It can't get worse

I'm honestly surprised Why not Just go for the enlargement If it happens it happens You know I'm surprised With all the stuff going on In the field of You know biosciences

And what not That they just don't have A thing for that yet They've been trying You know I I mean they will probably I've been doing that joke on stage But there's this guy who died Yeah I know there They've been trying. You know I've been doing that. I mean, they will probably. I've been doing that joke on stage, but there's this guy who died. Yeah, I know there's a guy who died.

Yeah, and I've been saying that he died getting the enlargement. I'm saying, but why don't they have one? They should have to do the funeral where everyone comes by and pays their respects and give it a chance to shine. Open casket, dick out. He died for this thing. But what was his name? They put the air balloon in it and you pump it up?

I don't know which one he got. I've heard of the air balloon one. I'm saying, why haven't they just turned it on? I think there's one they put you under, and then they get, like, a team of little people come in, and they all tug it, and they go, hi-ho, hi-ho. And they have, like... They have a rope over their shoulder? They have, like, a rope over their shoulder, and all of them, like, gypsy fairies come in, and they all sort of, they stretch it out, but it rips and tears, and then, like, the healing fairy comes in and heals it back of stretch it out but it rips and tears and then the healing fairy comes in

and heals it back up or something like that. That's a bigger dong. One in 200 people does seem like I guess, they said one of the biggest areas this works is for boosting pleasure with reiterating the fact that normal doesn't exist and you go well it's one in 200 people so

it seems like free you could probably say there's a normal and abnormal i mean there's a belker for a reason you have a four standard deviation penis but okay and we're not going to talk about this kind of shit the whole episode but the one thing that there's i've been sort of been following this for a while because for some reason it's really interesting to be but so will smith yeah so his wife comes out and she goes so he's been getting killed so will smith comes out and his wife his wife goes admits recently that it's hard to maintain their sex life with their open marriage news right and she's like it's been hard to she's been saying stuff like that yeah like his is she's embarrassing him yeah for sure the public persona i guess the only thing he has going for him is

he's like well we're in an open marriage and you should see the pussy i'm crushing i'm will smith no i know that like he must be fucking just like he it must be so hitting it so crazy that he's like accepting of all the stuff because i don't think I don't think he is though. So this is the thing. The whole thing with this kind of deal when you're having an open marriage, it almost has to be like a secret to some degree.

Yeah. And the whole reason is it's kind of like when they say, well, why would it be okay for you to do it and not for me?

It's like, one of the big reasons is because when a guy gets, like, found out that a girl's cheating on him a bunch, he just gets dunked on so much because it makes him look like a loser.

But when the girl gets... If a girl finds out that the guy's cheating, everyone's like, I'm so sorry. What an asshole. When the guy finds out, it was like, what did you do, you loser? She takes it to the fucking nth extreme because it's not even like you're like,

hey, TMZ reports that they're in an open relationship. She does interviews. She does whole TV shows. She's got this whole show. It's not just a known fact. It's like she doesn't even do movies anymore. Her whole thing is just going on being like, yeah, I get railed by so many fucking random dudes all the time.

It's weird on our relationship. But it's saved our relationship. Dude, that's so bad. And he's silent. Because it would on our relationship, but it's, you know, it saved our relationship. And you're like... Dude, that's so bad. And he's silent. He's... Because it would look bad on him to be like this.

Also, he just doesn't know what to do. His hands are tied. He's like, he's got this wife. He knows it would look bad. She's... Yeah, it would look bad. Yeah, you're right. If he comes out and he's like,

look, I have a fucking new 22-year-old chick every... I'm 53 and a new 22-year-old chick every day. Yeah. Which might be the case. It like... And she's getting points for being progressive, sort of. Exactly. So she's got this show, and new 22 year old his hands are tied every day which might be the case it like and she's getting points

for being progressive sort of exactly so she's got this show the red room or something like that yeah and she basically

brings people on and then fucking airs out all their like laundry or whatever right and then she had him on I watched it it is tough

cause you know it's a tough watch oh big time so he's there And the whole thing was She started when she got I had an entanglement with this guy So she's talking to him

And she was like Is that a porn star? I don't know he was a rapper And he's younger They're having a conversation This guy looks like he's about to cry. He's just like, I'm like famous movie star actor Will Smith. Like, I should not have to be doing this.

Yeah, yeah. Right? And they also live in Hollywood where it's like a little more acceptable. They're Scientologists too, right? But he's getting killed, right? They're Scientologists. Black Twitter has been fucking lighting him up. Does he cry at all?

Because I was saying he should replace the MJ crying meme. He looks like he's about to cry. He should be the new MJ crying meme, is the Will Smith crying meme. Oh, he's fucking good. When his wife tells him how much he's getting railed. Dude, I gotta tell you what they said.

So he basically, I'll tell you the Twitter thing after. He's sitting there with her, right? And she's going, she's like, you know, well, explain to people the scenario. And she goes, well, that was the thing when, you know we'll explain to people the scenario and she goes well

that was the thing when uh you know Augie came into our lives I mean you know he was very sick and I became close friends with them I mean we became really really really close friends and then and then Will's sitting there listening to that right and then he looks at her and then he goes yeah right because he was uh he was you know Augs, yeah, right, because he was, you know, Augs was sick when we met him. He still calls him Augs. You know, like, he still calls the guy his nickname. Like, imagine, like, fucking, you know,

your girlfriend fucks some guy named, like, David Cooper, and everyone calls him Coops, and she's telling you, it's like, so I fucked Coops, and you'd be like, well, I remember when we first met Coops. You'd be like, you'd be calling him the wrong name at this point you'd be like what's david or whatever the fuck hoops right you're just not fucking you meet up with that hoops guy or the poops you still fucking poops this is a scientology thing i think a lot of this has to do with oh you're wrong it's like he's holly he's like hollywood to the max that's scientology he's

lost control of his wife. She's having her whole sexual revolution in front of everyone. She shaved her head. She's like full package all in. You know what I bet he wishes? He had one of those Jewish marriage contracts. I know. He would be like, I am out.

He, honest to God, does not know what to do. I think he's just like, you know what? I'm going to be getting killed in public. I'm putting my head down. I'm going to fuck supermodels. And he has to just take it. I guess. Like fucking,

I don't know. He's a, he's a weird one. Cause like Brad Pitt is straight up just doing the, you know, Brad Pitt is just divorced. You don't hear a lot from him, but you know,

he's smashing. He's putting it out there. He is fucking, you're like that guy will get married again when he's 65 to a 30 year old. He's doing better now that he doesn't have the celebrity girlfriend. I've not seen anyone happy with the celebrity girlfriend. Whenever you see the celebrities, like, is there any time

where the guy, you know the Ben Affleck smoking a cigarette? Yeah. That's the J-Lo days. Oh, yeah. But he's back with J-Lo, I thought.

Well, you know that old, yeah, I know, but that's, he's a glutton for punishment, you know what I mean? You ever heard the meme, it's an old joke about female singers,

it's how many female singers does it take to change a light bulb? One, they just put their hand in it, and then the world revolves around them. Yeah, yeah. That's how, like, actresses in Hollywood are too, right? And then they're putting all their stuff out there, and you're just getting hit on it. So basically after that, she goes, you know, that's why accountability part hit really hard for me i think you'd expect your partner to know what you need especially when it comes to sex and it's like well if you love me you should if you love me you should be able to like read my mind and she goes

on and on she goes that's a huge pitfall for us so she basically explains like will's not laying it down yeah so i didn't sell to well no it's not even that he's not laying it down yeah so to add insult to injury well no it's not even that he's not laying it down she's just like yeah will's problem is that he's not another guy my issue with will is that he's will and not another guy you know when kevin hart got like busted cheating and when a guy has to come out and he goes he goes you know he comes out and he goes you know i'm just trying to be a better man like that's you know like that's how you have to do it basically or tiger whereas when the like she gets caught cheating and they double down where she's like you know and that's what i needed at this moment and i i uh became very close friends with him and you know maybe will hasn't been able to fulfill me sexually and

he doesn't want to talk about sexually and you're just like yo shut the fuck maybe he's gay stopped maybe he's gay stopped he might maybe he's gay because i know like fucking there's a lot of like there have been rumors of that maybe what's going on this is is he's a scientologist he's closeted gay he's like baby any guy you want to rail you let rail you he's like i'm an actor so i'm gonna act like this upsets me a little bit but like not too much but you're, it doesn't upset him enough. It's kind of like the guy in House of Cards. Yeah, because when you see him, you go,

why are you more upset when she's saying this to your face? He might be fucking furious when they get home. He might be getting home being like, that's the last time I'm doing your stupid fucking show. Like, we're even now. But he's done it more than once. I know. This isn't even the first time. This is her pet project.

Maybe he's just smashing dudes and that's their deal. She's the beard. It is possible. Occam's razor is the simplest answer. I feel like that makes the most sense. He's gay. He can't be Will Smith, superstar actor

if he all of a sudden comes out as gay. That changes the whole trajectory. I don't know. That might change things a little bit but um the black twitter memes the one that was killing me like there's a picture of wait there's a black twitter yeah yeah yeah it's like white twitter but the checks are black and so what happens is um there's like a i think it was like tupac and it's a picture of him when he has I guess he dated Jada Pinkett Smith or something like that and he's holding her in his arms like holding her up

and the bubble from her goes just take the picture Will and there's like a bunch of memes like that being like Jada Pinkett Smith with all these guys being like Will I told you to wait in the other room like stuff like that he's just, Jada Pinkett Smith with all these guys, being like, Will, I told you to wait in the other room. Stuff like that. He's just getting fucking dunked on. After having this discussion, my

theory is that he's gay. That's the boys' cast theory? It's my hypothesis. Please don't sue me. And then she's kind of like, you know, it's all about respect. She's going all about this stuff. You know what's really about respect is like, is there anything more disrespectful than making your husband look like the fucking bitch of the world for everyone also he's one of the most famous actors in the world

yeah he is as a list as it gets will smith that's what i'm saying i know i love the other either way though like the kevin hart comes out and he goes yeah you know what i didn't want to cheat or tiger gets caught he's like you know but my wife wasn't giving what i needed emotionally and that's her problem and i had to deal with my way but if she could work on it just go the best line too is she's like if it's like someone doesn't read your mind and we feel crushed it's kind of like a bit for the boys right there that comment that's a little yeah because then you go yeah you you deserve it crazy and either way she yeah she's obviously saying like oh i know that you know maybe these are my high expectations to think that Will could pleasure me.

But the bottom line is she's sort of. Do you think he's one out of the 200? No, I don't think. I think Willie's packing. Willie Styles is packing. I actually do think Willie's packing. You think Willie Styles? And then she came out and cleared it up.

So basically this will, this last part of this. So she came out later and she sort of cleared it up. And she goes, I just wanted to clear up what I've been saying because everyone's been making fun of us or whatever. And me and Will never had a problem in the bedroom. So she said that. But I was loving the idea of, like, do you think he's over her shoulder? Like, was she typing that?

Yeah, he's typing her statement for her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Release this. You know what I mean like uh and also mention the dong size and talk about all the positions that i put you in the jackhammer it is true that's fucking that's the other thing though it's like get it if you're doing a you've been together for a long time or whatever and then you're gonna have like kind of like a low-key fucking hollywood like people are allowed to smash or whatever, right? Which is probably a more normal arrangement

that's happening a lot. Okay, so, sure. But one thing is, you can't be fucking public about it. And then the more important part than that is that you can't have, like, okay. If you are that, you don't also get to have the expectations

of like, if Will's out there on the scene, now he's having sex with fucking whoever he wants, he's got to come and also give you, like part of this is Will Smith's like, I thought the whole thing was that you're dating these other guys. That's the point.

Yeah, yeah. So when I go home to my own bed, I can just take a nap with my wife's mother without her fucking... Yeah, I kiss you on the cheek and I say hey and then you fucking pass out.

You essentially become my roommate. He's all fucked up. But yeah no that's that is I thought the whole idea is that those guys are taking one for

for fucking Will. They're taking one for the team there. They're putting in the performances so he doesn't have to. That's the if he was still cool it's that where he's just like dude you don't get it i'm so over this lady

like when i see her getting on those dates i'm like thank god i can fucking you know meet up with my other person that's not gonna tell me i mean look me in the eyes will look me in the eyes and you know you should know my body by now all this stuff you go shut up i mean there obviously must be some reason that they want to keep it together. Because their kids are all out of the house. I don't think they have any. I think it's just part of their culture. They're like, we're the Scientologists.

It's the Scientology thing. We're part of this journey together. This is the Scientology thing. We're this institution. We're the Will Smith institution. Do you remember those videos? Will Smith was doing these videos for a while where he was kind of kind of you know he kind of went back to sort of being funny on tiktok and dancing and just doing random stuff but there was a while where he was talking about

himself in the third person and releasing all these things he'd be like you know people want to talk about will smith and what will smith does but will smith is an idea you know sometimes people just want to say will smith on the top of mountain. What's Will Smith going to do next? That's only for Will Smith to know. He's doing all these weird things. Is Will Smith a human or is Will Smith energy? And you go, probably a human. What is a movie?

Is Will Smith, is a movie without Will Smith or is a Will Smith a movie without Will Smith? Is a movie, is it? Are you okay? Yeah Smith without is a movie is it are you okay yeah all that sort of shit he was doing a lot of that he goes if the ground is being walked on and is being walked on by Will Smith does that make the ground part of Will Smith and can someone else fill Will Smith's

footsteps if they take those same steps and if I and you're it was like he was doing this a lot on interviews kind of like Jim Carrey went real wacky for a second you think Jazzy Jeff DJ Jazzy Jeff goes to his wife he goes

you want to do an open relationship she's like get the fuck out like he tries he goes we'll do an open relationship you think we can do an open relationship she's like get the hell out of here like doesn't even work for once

she throws him out like fucking Uncle Phil yeah you're just like that's crazy and basically she presents I find they probably work better if the guy promotes it like the way if the girl

demands the open relationship I think you're probably in most cases like the guys like yeah we can stay married but like I guess we're essentially broken up or whatever it's tough when the girls like when the girls like I got like nine guys on the run because girls always have more time than guys too right so they'll always find

I mean he's a fucking movie star what does she do she's not in movies Red Carpet Diaries where she talks to the real thing that's what I'm find time i mean he's a fucking movie star what does she do she's not in movies red carpet diaries where she talks that's what i'm saying it's like he's like yeah he shoots movies that are legitimately like yeah i'm gonna be in new zealand for two and a half months on a set she's like well i guess i'm gonna be in hollywood just chilling that is true they're opposite for five months but she's gonna she's a new show where it's like you know 10 it's like she's gonna have a new reality series like trying to teach your husband how to be on the pleasure you she's not promoting to him so much things like she's like what if i do like an open marriage like bachelorette situation like what if she's

interviewing him like in this thing and then but he's got the vibrating underwear on and she's like he says the answer he goes yeah so i think that's gonna's going to happen. Hard to watch. It was really hard to watch. It was very... I watched... I mean, I think his whole thing, too. I like Will Smith a lot. I know, but I think he's just trying to own this whole thing so hard.

He's trying to, but it's tough. Where he goes, he's like getting out in front of it, and you're like... He's the meme where it's the meme where the guy's... The Key and Peele guy is looking at the thing, and he's sweating. He's just like, no, I don't care. It's all good. Yeah, I don't care if I'm not going to love a relationship. Okay.

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money to do this corporate gig so they came in i don't know if you were there for that part i saw one of the singers late in the night but these guys look like justin bieber like they they were all singers but you know like this white singers all started dressing like rappers yeah and they were like big guys like one guys like i had, I had a track with Jay-Z, like all these sorts of things. Right. But they all kind of had like a Bieber-y sort of, uh,

though that genre of like white guy that sings, but he's like embraced by the rap community. You know what I mean? And then, so, but they came in, like they were too cool for school. Like they thought they were really important.

Like everyone should know how they, who they are kind of deal. Right. And then fucking these, they're, they're supposed to all do like a song and who knows how much they got paid for this whatever four or five grand each for their cameo at the night and then basically their song they had to go do karaoke and then our body the way they were doing it is like they basically go whoever uh the audience votes for does another karaoke song so all these guys that walked in like hat on backwards like the hat where it barely touches your head

sort of situation all had to do a karaoke battle of the bands where legitimately they went he went i'm not i watched these guys go from thinking they were the coolest guy in the room to the most embarrassed guy in the room in one second and every single one of them was like can i just leave like do i need this money and they all did the calculus they did in the room in one second. And every single one of them was like, can I just leave? Like, do I need this money? And they all did the calculus. They did need the money. I do, in fact, need this money. It's too much money to walk away from.

So this guy, and they're all singing like, you know, young man. Or no, I don't know. It's like, ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- And so they're trying really hard, right? But the smarter ones were like kind of trying to play it ironic. Yeah. But the other ones were like actually getting into it. Yeah.

I'm winning this thing. Yeah. And then they would go, all right, vote for this guy. And then they go. If you like it, literally, you went to fucking you got hired to do a corporate and then you showed up and they were like turned it it into a battle of the comedians. Or they go, here's a few George Carlin bits we like. Can you read these out? And you go, what?

And we're going to make people clap and kick people off the stage. Dude, it was so embarrassing. That would be hard to watch. And also, we talked to a guy there who was a famous football coach. Bill Cowher, NFL Hall of Famer. Don't say his name either. Okay. And also, we talked to a guy who was a famous bill cower nfl hall of famer don't say his name either okay and also we talked to a guy who was like a famous football coach that said he knew the guy that got fired and

he was liking him he said he was pretty good guy probably won't say his name but he was on the record liking this guy yeah yeah so this uh pretty like a hot thing on the internet. Gay porn. Yeah. The hot thing on the net. Okay, so the Hill released this article that says more than a third of white students lie about their admissions on college applications. Disgusting. Yeah, yeah. We want to say that. I hear at the Boy's Cast, we do not condone this kind of behavior. You do not lie about your race.

You lie about your gender. I feel like there's so many things that even when people message me, whether it's COVID or a fucking billion other things, you just want to be like, but you can't tell people things that will get you kicked off YouTube. Obviously, the moral of the story is, there's some people that go play by the rules and there's some people that come to win this is kind of i was having this argument with my chick the other day she was kind of like talking about someone at her work at work and it was kind of like actually i'm gonna

start that again a little cleaner too i was having this argument with my chick and they were kind of talking about like someone was basically you know not playing by the rules and they were doing this to like get ahead and they didn't think it was fair and i was like are they not playing by the rules or are they playing the game yeah exactly they're playing the game you go you just don't want to like you know well it's kind of like when you see someone at work and they go oh they're cheating they're going for like drinks with the boss and making friends with them it's like or they're fucking that's that's the game yeah there's a million people right now that have jobs that they aren't as qualified for because they've like had some leg up one way or another yeah his name is joe biden

hunter biden but yeah like so i mean whatever it is like it's not a story no but there's a lot of Hunter Biden. But yeah, like, so... I mean, whatever. It's not a story. No, but there's a lot of interesting data in this article. No, the data in this is what I'm saying. It says like five different things about people. So for one, it's... Okay. How many times have they had that conversation about like... And this...

Where it's like, okay. The... Will minimum wage... If minimum wage goes up one point, if we move minimum wage up, it'll make employment go up. And some people are like, no, it won't. And some people are like, yes, it will. And it all comes from this idea,

whether or not you think the government can do stuff and then nothing else changes. You know what I mean? And there's like, obviously. There's always going to be fact well yeah and i feel like sometimes people that are like left wing or whatever would be uh they'd have a lot better time getting their programs through if they were like admitted what the repercussions are like if you let's say you go hey we know that if you move minimum wage up it's like on average like from economic principles employment will go up about one percent right but if you were to say like yes we know

that'll happen but we think over the long term but they always just say no it won't happen yeah and then you just end up arguing like over like the fact also not to mention the fact that fucking any kid who's in high school there's no like right wing kids in high school yeah there is like whatever tiny percentage most kids like do you mean like the kids like yeah like the fucking There's no right-wing kids in high school. Yeah, there is. Like, whatever. Tiny percentage. Most kids... Like, do you mean like the Republican... Yeah, like the fucking Republican conservative club or whatever. We find it too. I mean, maybe.

It depends where you live, probably. It depends where you live, but even still, it's like you're generally left-leaning. Young Republicans Club. Young Republicans Club. You're generally a left-leaning person when you're in high school, right? No, not if... I don't think so. I think like frat boys and fucking like...

Like, I mean, it's 50-50 for the most part in the general population. It's not 50-50 in high school, right? No, not if, I don't think so. I think like frat boys and fucking like. Like, I mean, it's 50-50 for the most part in the general population. It's not 50-50 in high school. You're saying it's more, yeah, yeah. It's way skewed towards the left because you don't have any money when you're younger. Like, it's just like, it's all the things that make you be more like left-leaning.

Okay. Like the circumstances or whatever. But so, yeah, like this whole thing where the, like obviously the kids know that they're being disadvantaged like there's no question about that well that's yeah so that is exactly my kind of like point where it's like the question isn't whether or not they're disadvantaged it's like when are they and it depends on the scenario the same reason when we're like when we talk about uh like comedy things or whatever, right?

If they're trying to say, oh, it's easier to be black, like here might be a reason. Like if you walk into a room of like executives, like back in the day and they're all white people and you're like a white person that like went to the school kind of with them, you might be able to relate to these better. The same reason why even now it's like all these people

that work in these fucking corporate jobs that all say like, oh, we're diversity. It diversity it's like well it always happens to just be like a person with a different skin color that kind of has all the same views and opinions as them right yeah so that might be a time it is harder to be something right but then you go okay if you're if you're a festival and you're booking it and you're a comic and you're a girl it is easier and these things are like facts also know what's so funny about this college application shit where it's like why does your race play a factor like why are you fucking having to self-identify the answer like it's not the answer because well they're saying because they're harder but they tried it before but they go like you know where they do like the blind fucking

like the music auditions or whatever they go like look you know what we don't want to know your race or your gender we're going to do music and then they're like well then it's all white guys or something and they go ah fuck i see what you're saying because there was forever the idea was it look, you know what? We don't want to know your race or your gender. We're going to do music. And then they're like, and then it's all white guys or something. And they go, ah, fuck. I see what you're saying because there was forever, the idea was, it was like they're being discriminated against.

Just be like, here's a resume. There's no name. There's no race. Like, I guess if you go like, I'm in the Chinese association. Well, the idea is that they're arguing. You can figure it out. You know, like the Ibram X. Kendi guy

who, you know, whatever. X gonna give a G. Woo! Yeah, X gonna give a G. The guy that, you know, whatever. X gonna give it to you. Yeah, X gonna give it to you. The guy that was sort of getting dunked on about like posting this because his whole thing

is like, it's always easier to be white and it was like, well, why would people be cheating or whatever? I mean, I will say one thing

that I agree with him on. It's easier to being white is that black people definitely can't identify as white. White people are fucking 10% of them are identifying as being black

with the nerve of them. That's what the guys that were identifying as black, JD, because they're playing this on hard. Yeah. You know, like just do the native American, like that.

Nobody can prove. Yeah. It's like, you could be, I'm one eighth native American. It's like the, it's the easiest one. Not to mention,

like I could be wrong on this, but I know in Canada it was like that, but like where they would, you know, the, the, because the native population is actually quite, you have to get a quite small, no, be wrong on this, but I know in Canada it was like that. But, like, where they would, you know, because the native population is actually quite small. You have to get a card for it. No, but it's quite small. I just found out that my mom said she just found out that we're, like, whatever, like, one, you know, 16th or whatever native or something like that. Enough to get the card?

She is enough to get the card, allegedly. Really? Yeah, I wouldn't be enough to get the card. But that's the whole thing. The whole thing was when you were. It's just so you don't pay sales tax. No, you... Body.

My friend, my friend, my friend. Welcome to the good life. What else is there? I know you get free college. That card is freaking white gold, dude. White gold. It actually is. No pun intended, white gold.

If you can get the First Nations card in Canada, it's a license to print, my friend. You get frigging... You get free school, right? Free school. Free school for like... I don't know if it's free school for kids. No tax on gas and stuff like that.

Yeah, I know. No tax on anything. But the tax on those things is like 50%. I know. You know? Oh, yeah. You can... Smokes is 50%

and then you can sell the fucking res rockets. that's the whole thing is the res. Dude, you can hack darts when you're a native. But the thing with like, because they say 48% of them

claim to be native of white people and you're like, but it makes sense because natives are really like a tiny percentage of the population, but they probably-

They're 90% of college now. No, but they're like, they're probably allocated a larger like diversity slice of the pie that's larger than their actual like representative population so people know like that's where the room is to like kind of fudge one it's easier to fudge and two they're like probably we can

sneak in as a fake native right fucking elizabeth warren did it yeah god this is what i've only seen that like people are so or latino lat Latino is another one. But just to say you're black is great. By the way, if you looked at the things. You show up and they go, you're not black. 48% to be claimed to be Native American on their application. And then, but the, I think it was in here somewhere, but. 13% Latino, 10% black. Sure.

But the interesting part was the guys all said they were native, and a lot of the girls said they were black. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The girls were fumbling around with their fucking... But the interesting part was... Also, 48% of white male applicants lied, while only 16% of white females lied. That's the thing. And again, because females have it easier, so they're like...

They have it easier, but also, there is a like, how people adapt, and men are more likely to, the same reason that they go, who's more willing to like, put in the extra hours, like,

men are more willing to like, fucking do what it takes, to like, get what you want. Also, they are like, if you're, of all the groups that are probably like,

going to college, the most disadvantaged, based on you're just like, things you can't control, are white guys. So they're just like things you can't control are white guys so they're just like what so what i i don't get to go to school because of this or i lie and worst case scenario i get caught and then the outcome is the same as if i had not lied especially if you're like on the fence yeah but it's about incentives you go like there's no but that's

the thing they go look okay i lie and maybe i get in or in or I don't lie and I don't get, like, it's kind of like an easy decision. But that is the fundamental, like, split in philosophy between some people, like, don't think that people respond to, like, government, like, they don't respond to incentives. Like, I remember in comedy, right, when this stuff first started, started like popping off that you could tell there was like people being like oh fucking white you know what i mean of course where you kind of started going and probably like 2014 50 when you started going into meetings and it'd be like even just the idea of i remember it took me like a month on stage even to kind of like you know a lot of times on come to terms with the fact that you were a white man i don't know i looked right here ryan's coming I looked in the mirror.

Ryan's coming out. Looking in the mirror, and I started hitting myself in the back with my thing. I go, Forgive me, Father, for I am white. For I am white. But I would... You know how you would be self-depreciative a little bit, right? I even...

You were more self-depreciative back in the day. Yeah. Like, you might tell, like, some story about how you messed up or whatever, right? Or you're so stupid or whatever. Right. But like when I could tell that there was animosity towards me, that doesn't work anymore.

It kind of, so just the natural instinct would be, imagine you know, a guy in the room doesn't like you, you know what I mean? And then you come in and you're like, Oh, I'm so fucking stupid.

I've screwed this thing up. But you know, someone in that room doesn't like you. You don't want to say that. Right. So you would kind of come in and you'd're like, oh, I'm so fucking stupid. I've screwed this thing up. But you know someone in that room doesn't like you. You don't want to say that, right? For sure. So you would kind of come in and... I'd be like, you would do the opposite. You're like, yeah, man, I'm so smart.

Almost to piss them off a bit, too. Oh, yeah, exactly. Like, you have to do something. But there's an elephant in the room. One of the ways you would do it is essentially... One of the ways you'd do your mom is you'd essentially take the power back by you say something like, listen,

you would kind of be like in this vein. You'd be like, yeah, I don't want this guy like, you know, has some beef with me for whatever reason. Like imagine you pointed it out and then they'd have to be like, well, I don't have a beef with you. And then you're like, OK, I mean, whatever. And then you tell your story. It's almost like you need to take the power back before you could give it away. So you can't come on stage and give the power away when the like audience feels like you don't have would they like uh they hate you you know what i mean

of course so there's so there's like all these little games and it's kind of like even with the government right now like they're trying to jam all this tax code through and it's like they're trying to jam it all through in like fucking a way too short period of time or whatever where is like all of you need fucking years to put these tax codes together for companies to not just be like sale all around it right for sure i mean these things they get like yeah like these things are always gonna have tons of holes in them regardless so everyone just so i guess it makes people feel better but people will do whatever they can like either they go to school less and i have i guess i think do you think that these fucking colleges are going to start requiring a 23andme

well that's the only logical conclusion so we should buy stock in 23andme every college every college every college is now going to be like you're going to get a fucking like a petri thing to spit in with your college application? Well, is the logical conclusion is that you are going to have to test them, right? Yeah. So again, they could do this and then... So crazy. But doesn't that start to feel real creepy, right? It is real creepy.

Like you'd be like, I have to get my race... Some of your DNA. To test what race you are to make sure you're not lying about your race. Right. So I guess that is the logical conclusion, but it does feel super fucking creepy.

And it kind of like, it takes everything to its logical conclusion where like you essentially have to get race tested in high school with your SATs. Yeah. Like that's the only way to do it without this, right? So it almost, it forces people to- Or you go to the blind thing

where you go like, none of this matters. I don't want to know your race or your gender. We're going to evaluate you purely on... Well, the problem is that they're not going to do that. That's the whole... That is the whole... Well, they're not going to do that, but I'm saying that. That is the whole disconnect between the two sides,

between whether or not you're giving up on a colorblind society or moving towards this new thing where you say, hey, no, we have to actually be anti-racist and be active... That is the split in ideology right now that's majority of conversation right now.

Yeah. The fact that anti-racism is like, we need to test your DNA. But that's the, what I'm saying is, I always, that's what I even like comedically, like I have faith in people.

Like I really do fucking think that, like most of the time, people like, especially dudes, you put them in scenarios like they're like mice with a fucking like there's okay. Not there. Not there. Not there. Like they'll find a fucking way to do it. Like even guys that like came like fucking, you know, bank robbers and crypto, like whatever.

It's like that. They found a way to fucking, you know, people, like people find a way. Yeah. Like it is really, there's like a, I don't know what the right word is, like ingenuity of fucking humans or whatever, right?

Oh yeah. Like they find a way. It is funny. But this is when you take people's logical, take people's logic that is, doesn't really hold up. By the way, how did they say how they found out

they were lying? Like as they show up and you go, hey, they accept them and they go, hey, yeah, you're not black. No, they did a blind test, like where people said whether they lied or not. Oh, okay. I don't know. Maybe it's higher because maybe people lied on that. Yeah, because people probably would lie on that. But I can think of 10 things where they go, where, you know, okay.

As soon as they started saying that if you're an LGBT, you can get TV shows and everything easier. If you're trans, you're easier. The number of LGBT, non-binary trans people in most industries, or especially in entertainment, where it's like this stuff's really aggressive, went up 700%. What?

What are you saying? Nothing. Are you saying that people are lying? No, I'm just saying. Wait, are you saying that all these women who are bisexual are just single sexual? No, I would never fucking make that conclusion in my life. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?

So, you want to take a break right now? Just give me a second here. I got to compose myself. What did it go up? 800%? A million. 9,000 fucking million percent?

Yeah, we literally, how many people you go with? Like, there's just like, the amount of people who are, the non-binary one was crazy. Non-binary one is like, you should have to, this is maybe a little harsh,

I was gonna say this, but you should have to get a tattoo that says you're non-binary just because most of them are not gonna go back. Some sort of commitment. Some sort of commitment to being non-binary

because literally in 10 years, people are gonna be like, yeah, that was, you know, I was going through, I mean, it's non-binary, I was fluid, and then I'm just like married with four kids now, and you go, what a I was going through it. I mean, it's not a boundary. I was fluid. And then I'm just married with four kids now.

And you go, what a piece of shit. All of this stuff. Film grants. When they go, OK, you got to get film grants or any grant in anything. All of a sudden, guys are like, here's my. No, no, no. It's a co-write with me and fucking Stacy. Dude, we know so many fucking.

The whole game. There's a bunch. You know how many white-led production companies? They're just like, we're so many fucking, like, the... The whole game. There's a bunch... You know how many white-led, like, production companies that just, like, we're the diverse company? Well, they... I mean, not of top, man. They started having an existential crisis where they go, they saw that, like,

people were coming for them. You know, we know every network in Canada was like, oh, they're coming for us. Like, they are coming for us. But we can fill up the bottom rung with, like... Yeah, we go, look, all the front-facing, camera-facing people and stuff, we'll go, oh, we'll make them all diverse.

That way, like, we'll save ourselves. Like, it was such an obvious thing where you're, like, you're literally trying to save your own ass by just going. Throwing everyone else out of the bus or whatever. Not even throwing everyone out of the bus. Being like, look. Well, in some cases, it's people they've worked with forever or whatever. Yeah, but a lot of cases, like, we know people who are, like,

doing comedy for two years and they're like, all right, here's a fucking TV show like they go you're not allowed to wear you're not allowed to have silver on so basically everyone

has like a silver necklace with like a tiny tiny gold plating over top of it like that's kind of the gist of it they ban one

and they're like nothing will change but the like it's almost like it's almost like they you know how they all hate building the wall

it's almost like a lot of like you know how they all hate building the wall it's almost like a lot of these people build a wall of marginalized people it's almost like how we talked about last week with the three Spanish

white guys or the three Spanish guys with the woman well there's so many yeah it's like that woman is kind of like the allegory dude there was like

two more of these this week there was a teacher who wrote all of these books under like a black name there was like two more of these this week there was a teacher who uh wrote uh all of these books under like a black name there was a this guy in the gaming community that got really famous with books using a japanese name and it was just like by the way you know what's fucking crazy we don't have it on the docket it is the move but i thought it was insane is i saw two

things from canada last week because it's after how okay two different black faces one was a guy a parkdale collegiate like we lived right around there who a teacher showed up in blackface what where at parkdale collegiate in toronto a teacher i swear to god he didn't go to school in blackface i do it's so fucking in toronto because it's so hard to believe. No, they didn't. Yes, dude, I'm telling you. It's like a teacher straight up showed up to high school, and all these kids, like, again, he probably thinks. That's like going kamikaze. Well, he probably thinks he's like Michael Richards,

like 5D chess, where he's like making this crazy statement. What did he dress like? Literally himself, just in blackface. I swear to God, you can pull up the photo if you don't believe me. I saw it. It was like straight up teacher of Parkdale Collegiate in blackface it was i swear to god you can pull up the photo if you don't believe me i saw it it was like straight up teacher of parkdale collegiate in blackface he's just like dude he's like on the fucking like projector like he's like doing something and he's just like has glasses on he just has shoe polish on his face so many tiktok videos nuts and then the other

thing was in alberta you can be the mayor of virginia soon or whatever governor and then alberta there was one where this is a funny one because like this guy showed up as Justin Trudeau right with Justin Trudeau

when he went to India he did Justin Trudeau as blackface so no he did Justin Trudeau go to India so he has like the orange thing

and like the white you know and the orange but also blackface and he's at a bar people are like filming this guy and he's literally standing by the bouncer cause like he's gonna a bar. People are like filming this guy and he's literally standing by the bouncer

because like he's going to get his ass kicked. Right. Like he showed up again. People show up and they go, this is going to level the fucking. I'm winning the best costume. I'm going home with the hottest chick. Like everything.

Like in their mind, like they've like already thought this through in the future. And this is like life changing. Yeah. Right. But in a good way. And then he shows up and people are giving him... And dude,

if you're getting dirty looks in Alberta for racism... That's so funny. That's fucking like... The teacher's crazy. The teacher's crazy because you're at work. You work at a public school. And so anyways... Do you think when he left his house, his girlfriend was like, listen, I'm going to give you one

last warning. This is not going to go how you think this is going to go. He goes, baby, I'm telling you. Or his chick was on. But she's like, this is you're so funny, dude. Or he's single and he spends a lot of time on the Internet. I don't know. But anyway, and then the one dude in Alberta was like he had to like he was hiding out

beside the bouncer all night before they just escorted him. He was going to be his fucking ass kicked. And it's like, if you're getting beat up in Alberta for racism, you're really doing it wrong. That's a tough go to do blackface. That's like when Bruce Willis had to have the sign. I know, yeah, but it's like, it's crazy because you think like with everything that's going on,

you forget how few people are online. Like there's still such a huge That's your synopsis of it? They, like, they've just not been paying attention to anything? Yes. You explain. What's your explanation? I think it has to be kind of what you were alluding to before,

where, like, they think this is, they're making some, like, edgy, like, they think it's, like, they're doing an edgy thing. Yes, I understand, and that's what everybody thought they were doing with blackface for the last fucking 10 years. But, like, it's, that's been proven out that that's not edgy, and it's going to be costly and don't do that but another i don't know if you said

this but i was saying this somewhere but like it is interesting because like that guy will lose his job the blackface yeah trudeau guy whereas blackface trudeau still gets to be that's what i think it's so crazy that one's wild because he goes i'm going and that statement actually is an interesting statement yeah justin Justin Trudeau, the prime minister, still has his job for doing the costume multiple times and this guy loses his job for doing an impression of him doing it.

Yeah, which is, that is actually an interesting point. Which is just how crazy the whole fucking ecosystem is. Yeah, for sure. Mr. Dress-up. Unless maybe the guy was going to get beaten up because they just hate Trudeau so much in alberta like they're like you fucking liberal piece of shit yeah like they didn't even go you mad because he has blackface i go what do you mean blackface god i fucking hate trudeau you know the guy's in blackface you go well maybe i like him a little

better but no i hate trudeau like they were just hating him because he was trudeau that's funny well they said twice as many men claim to be Native American heritage on their applications. 54% compared to 24%. Meanwhile, one in four women, 24%, claim to be Latino. Women are also more than twice as likely as men to pretend to be black. So, 18% compared to be eight. What's your takeaway there? Girls are doing black.

What are you doing? Why do you think more women, more than double the amount of women pretend to be black than men? Do you think because men think there's going to be worse repercussions for them? I think it has to be that they're stupid. Women are dumber. At least these women. There can't be any explanation. The thing is, women are easier to pass.

be any explanation unless the thing is is we only i'll give you one easier to pass the only thing i'll give you is maybe they're like they think that they would say well why would someone lie about that if someone was looking alive they would say negative he says maybe they're under less scrutiny because it's so i think is i think a woman could actually throw on some self-tanner some hoop earrings do the hairs the right way, whereas a guy, like, cannot, like, really.

I think it's an easier thing because women have the power of makeup, right? They literally paint their fucking faces. So you think you have to go to the hearing and have, like, a real,

like, you go, you're Italian and you come in with, like, a super dark tan and then you go, oh,

my grandfather was black. Like, you go, like, you kind of, like, a woman can kind of fudge that without doing blackface

They can go pretty dark with the bronzer Exactly But again still why not say Middle Eastern or something I don't know I don't think they give you an option on that That's not one of the options It's funny too because there's certain things That aren't even options to check off

You're like I'm this and they go Oh it's not on there And then you go I guess I'm this. And they go, oh, it's not on there. Yeah, well, I guess. And then you go, I guess I'm white. They just lie. No, you lie about something else. Make yourself a Pacific Islander. That's another thing, too.

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by raycon at raycon.com slash boyscast um one quick thing that i thought was funny was um you know there's this article that someone sent to cover but basically it said that um There was this article that someone sent to cover But basically it said that PETA came out and they were like Hey we want MLB To stop using the word bullpen Because it mocks the misery of animals They're saying right

And obviously this is Like ha ha Vegans are stupid or whatever right But it was kind of funny Vegans were sort of the OG's of all this stuff But vegans were sort of the ogs of all this stuff and but it became vegans became so hated like it started like the social justice they were the original like kind of they're probably the original um excuse me um excuse me um um bullpen is triggering well that's the thing

vegans were the original like fucking so He knows He knows the clickbait shit They do though So I don't know if you know They do They've done a lot of this stuff before I know I pull the They come out all the time

Every once in a while Every time they want to piss people Every time they want to get some publicity They go They should change the word chicken By the way It's fucking rich too Because

Because PETA's like Hey MLB You should change the name of The bullpen to What is it The arm barn the arm barn? The arm barn. They literally, if you watch the fucking Braves game the other night, 60,000 people are going,

oh. Doing a fucking native, yeah. Like, dude, that's. Maybe they're just trying to get into college. Yeah. Let me in. Dude, they're literally doing the fucking, It's funny because... I want to accept the college.

Accept the college. Because they've had... The baseball's all the scrutiny with the Indian stuff because the Indians are changing their name to the Guardians next year and they had the fucking Wahoo. Then the Braves, but the Braves are like, well, we've spoken with the Atlanta Indian native community and they're fine with

us doing this. So they they seem okay with it. So they're okay. But it's funny because if you watch the game, like I said 60,000 because Trump was at game five. Yeah. And he was like leading the thing of the fucking doing the thing. But you're like lots of people don't do it. Whereas like before, like in the 90s when the Brazen was released,

100% of people that are doing it. And now you can tell some people are like. Also, I think it'd be funny too if you do it you're on TV like World Series doing it you get called into work the next day

and you're like oh yeah we saw your like you don't X years man I'm sure some people are like yo we saw fucking Dave doing the native chop thing

and like it's we had a friend who's dating a girl's last name Hay How and we used to go hey how are ya cancelled it was back in the day when a prime minister could do blackface Last name, hey, how, and we used to go, hey, how are you? Canceled.

It was back in the day when a prime minister could do blackface the good old days. But I actually pulled up some good PETA things that they tried to- Oh, you found more? I found some good ones. Just to see the extent of how crazy they are. How about they change it instead of the arm bar? They change it to the dweeb hut. The dweeb hut. The arm bar.

Their suggestions are so good. Okay, what were the other ones? Okay, so PETA, this is from 2016, so these are a few older ones. But PETA claimed that Nintendo's Pokemon video game, where players catch mythical animals and get them to battle, desensitizes children to animal cruelty. They said that the way that Pokemon are stuffed into Pokeballs is similar to how circuses chain elephants inside railroad cards.

And Pokemon are not ours to use or abuse. That's the original, like, two-year-old should transition article. Yeah. I know. You know what I mean? Here's another one. In a bid to rebrand fish and discourage people from eating them, PETA campaigned to change the name of our finned friends to Sea Kittens.

Oh, God. Yeah. And then there was another one where they were trying to get drone aircrafts. Those are the main. Oh, God. Yeah. And then there was another one where they were trying to get drone aircrafts. Those are the main... Oh, here's another one. One of Britain's oldest pubs, Ye Olde Fighting Cox,

was asked to change its name to something less offensive to chickens. By PETA. PETA's like, they know what they're doing. They've been on this for a while. But what do you think they do? Do you think they get more donations after they get their tweets going viral?

No, I think they're just bored. Maybe a a little bored but it does feel like they're just bored well it's like again it does take like look the guy's just bored running the thing fucking is like goes hey like what do they do they tweet they throw fucking blood on people what do they do that was the original that was the? That was the original Antifa. That was the good shit. That was the original Antifa throwing the milkshakes, right? I'm telling you, every single one of these tactics has been adopted from PETA. Yeah.

PETA was the OG. Or Greenpeace. Same type of person, though. PETA, Antifa, Greenpeace, Venn diagrams, overlaps. It really does. Same type of person. But now it's sex sexier to be, it's sexier now

to be in like all these other ones. Yeah, well they're like, yeah, we're not like going against people killing animals. We're going against Nazis. Yeah, yeah,

we're going against Nazis. It's a lot better than you trying to say, but then you go, well, these people are actually eating the animals. That's because it's not Nazi and it's like,

maybe PETA's a Nazi too. Keep it up. But it's like, what's the mechanism here? Do they release like on the newswire? They go, hey PETA or a tweet too. Keep it up. But it's like, what's the mechanism here? Do they release like on the newswire? They go, hey PETA,

or a tweet. And then the problem is is that all these fucking news organizations who have nothing else to like, they go, oh, this will be funny and we're going to amplify this.

And like they, it's like, it's the news that actually turns this into a story. They can just ignore this nonsense. They literally pull some fucking crazy thing a crazy organization says

and they go, oh, this will be funny. Let's dunk on PETA. This will get some, and it does. I says and they go, oh, this will be funny. Let's dunk on PETA. This will get some. And it does. I mean, they're right. We're talking about it. But on every side, though, too, it's like the most acceptable person to hate.

Yeah. That's the thing. I don't like I know vegans who are like, you know, PETA and they go, they roll their fucking eyes. Well, because they don't want to be associated the same way that someone left wing. It's like, oh, so you think that, you know, baby should be, you know, whatever. left wing it's like oh so you think that you know baby should be you know whatever you think it's okay to like gendered or whatever yeah you should be and then

they go no I'm not that I'm healthcare or it's like yeah the people are like I'm not I get for I'm not for but like the basic it's it's almost like the advocates for places never really helped that much no no actually I was gonna talk about this like Jon Stewart It's almost like the advocates for places never really helped that much. No, no.

Actually, I was going to talk about this like Jon Stewart thing a little bit, but I think I'm going to do it on the Patreon because it's a little longer. But what we are, because you just reminded me of this. I thought I got to talk about this article. So basically, when you talk about the crazy advocates, like Hillary Clinton was back in the news, and it was probably one of the she's biggest one where like all the people that liked her were so annoying you know i mean you know that

old thing where i'll just tell you the article first but it's like hillary clinton is a medium article someone did a first person piece where she go hillary finton hillary finton oops hillary clinton's is kind of fat now And I'm totally here for it It's Okay Like you can't write an article That someone's fat When she's 74

I had to look that up I had to I read this article And I go How old is Hillary Clinton You don't do articles about She's 74 years You won't be happy

When someone writes that about you Danny Palaszczuk's even fatter now And I'm here for it When you're 70 Like there's an age I don't know what the exact number is You won't be happy when someone writes that about you. Danny Palaszczuk's even fatter now and I'm here for it. When you're 70, like there's an age. I don't know what the exact number is. I don't care if you're a male or a woman, but you're like, like if Arnold is fucking 75.

Okay. Well, for those of you who don't think Hillary's a dime. Danny, I get it. Where's my pink pussy hat? She's a fucking dime. Give me my pink pussy hat. But, you know, I had a lot of the, like, I was thinking about a lot of these, the, like, Hollywood opinions. You know how, kind of what we were talking about where, you know, the BLM became against

the mandates and you'd ask people and it was, like, really, like, blowing people's minds and then they didn't know what to say about it. You haven't really heard anything from BLM since they went anti-mandate because that kind of spun them up so hard that they don't even get the same press they used to. Not even that.

I think they're like, we don't know. They just probably had an existential crisis and they're like, we don't even know what we think. You think it kind of

screwed things up internally as well? I think so because then they're like, we're anti-vax mandate and then people are like, why are we erving that rally and they realize

who they were marching with? Yeah, they're like fucking MAGA. The people they've been fighting with for the last five years yeah and then they were like i don't know you might it might have took them in a bit of a toss i think they're either like they're honestly probably having a lot of meetings right now trying to like strategy meetings trying to be like who are we i think you're strategy the kaepernick thing we didn't even talk about that but we can talk about that but basically it was so all those things that twist people up and then you have these kind of you know dumb like psych majors that don't know anything that sort of just like take the list of opinions or whatever right it kind of and then someone grills them on it and

then they've sort of they're like but i wasn't i you just told me to think this stuff i didn't know i was gonna be have to be fucking questionnaireed right yeah it kind of reminds me of like a guy who was like a mobster or criminal and tells his wife like listen like hide this money under the thing like no one's gonna bother you and the cops they're asking poking around being like hey so what's this charge on your credit card and you're calling your husband like hey they're asking questions oh you told me what to say but now they're poking around so she goes just tell him you were at the cottage that weekend she goes and then the cops like if you're at the cottage this weekend how are you also here and they're like they're the guys poking fucking holes in my thing what do we do what do we just tell me what to think what are the opinions

that i have to say to keep my job so that's kind of what that is but she's not kind of fat by the way she's literally a fucking regular looking 74-year-old. Well, the Kaepernick thing was he basically, like, all he did was sort of, like, rewrite the Jackie Robbins. I tried to watch it. Have you tried to watch it? No, I didn't watch it. Oh, so I turned it on. By the way, just one last thing. I don't know if we're going to go back to this. I don't know

if we're going to go back to the Hillary Clinton thing or whatever. We are. Okay, so then, because I just had one. But anyways, the Kaepernick thing, I turned it on. I lasted 10 minutes. It starts with comparing it all to the slave thing. So at first he gets cornrows, and it's like, so it starts, he's a kid, he gets cornrows, and it's like, it hurts.

But then someone tells him he looks like Allen Iverson, and he's discriminated against slightly because he's mixed, because he's half, and his mixed hair is not good. This black girl's like, oh, mixed hair is so hard to work with. And then he gets braids, and he's like, it like mixed hair is not good like this black girl is like oh mixed hair is so hard to work with whatever and then he gets braids

he's like it was the most painful thing ever I got the braids and then and then he goes and I watched it for a few minutes and I was like

I have to turn it off but the the slavery stuff is and you know what it kind of sucked I was watching and I was like those guys

who are like the actors those black actors like they're probably embarrassed I was thinking that I was thinking that that was black actors, like, they're probably embarrassed. I was thinking that. I was thinking that. Like, those guys are like,

they're like, okay, you just booked some role, right? You're like sick. You're like, okay, so you're fucking,

dude, you're at the NFL Combine and they're like, sick fucking role. This is on Netflix, NFL Combine. They're reading the script. You'd have to think

Kaepernick's sick though. Like, if you thought he was like the man, like so many people think he's like the guy, you know what I mean? Dude, those literally, the man, like, so many people think he's, like, the guy. You know what I mean? Dude, those literally... Apparently he works out in Toronto.

Justin said he's always at the gym there. He works out in Toronto? Sorry, in New York, I mean. Oh, yeah, yeah. He probably lives in New York. Yeah, Justin said he's always working out at the gym there. But, dude, like, the idea that, like, you're reading this, because, again, you get cast, like, the way the casting,

okay, super fit black guys is, like, the casting notice because they're all jacked and shit because they have to pretend like they're in the NFL but you think I don't think there's a shortage of like New York black dudes

that like love Kaepernick no but nobody fucking again you're not booking this role because you love Kaepernick you're booking this role because you go audition and then you like they look you over

there's no words oh you're saying that so they book it and then they're fucking like cringing because they're like they're reading the script and they go and then you're going from the nfl combine which i probably think is sick and then you go now you're in a slave auction and they're like what they're like

i went from the nfl combine now i have to pretend i'm being like a slave also you're right because you know how like i guess that like that isn't nobody turned down that role because of that but just go it's fucking five thousand bucks or two 000 bucks right you take it you're on netflix oh maybe you just accidentally said this point but it is funny because kabernick had to cast for that show and you'd have to look at their bodies the exact same way yeah that too the thing that you're because you're sort of saying like it's a slave thing because they look at your after look at your arms and do your bmi or whatever but like when you're acting it's like they had to like inspect your headshot. Like you literally,

they probably had to come in there with your shirt off. Of course. They legitimately had to do the exact same thing. Well, he auditioned. He goes, let me see. Like Kaepernick's like,

let me see your teeth. Like good teeth for this thing. Okay. What's your body fat percentage? It goes 13. That's a little too high for that, for this role. Yeah.

You kind of trot them in there and then you're like, you think you could lose five pounds for the shoot? You go, what are we doing in the show? You're like, kind of this.

Dude, the casting was that basically. You basically like, the casting is just like a less intensive version of the combine. But anyways, but then they're like,

dude, like they're reading the script and you're going from fucking like in the combine and they're measuring your vertical leap and now you're in shackles and you're getting auctioned off. Well, they've made other slave things before.

I don't know. I'm not really seeing your point. My point is that they're probably like the message there. Because again, our point is that it's ludicrous. But you don't think that was on the casting notice? Like you think it was a bait and switch? No, I don't think it was a bait and switch. I think you do the role, but you're like,

I'm not in fucking like, uh, whatever the Arthur Hale, like the, you know, the fucking like one of those. So you're on Django and change. We're like,

that's the thing. It's like, it's this crazy point they're making and you have to be like, well, it's a gig. So I'm taking it. But your friends are probably clowning you. Cause you're like,

dude, you don't think this is nuts that you went from like, you're a combine. Like everybody thinks it's crazy. They're saying how many people are honestly like thinking the combine is the same as slavery, and then you're, like, the actor, and you're like, I mean, I'm going to do the job. I'm not not doing it. Some people, I don't know who thinks it, but some people must.

I guess. I think that, I mean, that's not the first time I've heard people say that about, like, the NBA and all that stuff. You know what I mean? Yeah. But I guess, obviously, the number one thing is you're allowed to. And the other thing is like Kaepernick like really wanted to be on one of the teams or whatever. Yeah.

It was like, I guess that's probably the biggest one. I mean, also they paid $40 million. They kind of want to know like if you have any like injuries. Well, what is what's the system they should do? I guess that's the better. That is the system they should do. No, but no, no. But no, I'm saying when saying when people say stuff like that,

it's like, you know what? It's kind of like that thing where it's a lot of people always have problems with things. It's like, okay, the NFL, the way that they make you come in or whatever, it's like, well, what should they do? Just let you start in a fucking regular season game

and see how you do? Like, what should they do? I don't know. Like, should they not do a health check? It's just like, what should they do? I mean, again again the entire premise is so ludicrous like i can't that one was pushing like that one was like even i'm sure people at netflix were probably like fuck yeah yeah that one that one was fucking that one i mean i tweeted

about it where i was like when the with the thing i go man it's like this this whole thing puts in like really puts into perspective like how great of an accomplishment Tom Brady has. Yeah. You know, like with fucking the fact that like Tom Brady had to be like a slave basically. And he has seven Super Bowls or whatever the fuck. Well, that's another thing is like also the white players had to do it. Also, it's voluntary. I was like, so you get paid a lot. But so anyways, that was just one of those things where you're just like,

I don't even really look at that and be like, um, it's like, obviously like funny, like we're like, it's like obviously crazy, but it's more just like, fuck that guy's getting paid.

I mean, not anywhere near his NFL money. I don't even think you're in the ballpark. He's made way more outside. Dude, he's got his own sneakers. Okay, I don't know. I've never heard of a person wearing a cap. Kaepernick's.

Maybe it's hot in the Nation of Islam with their little bow tie thing. Dude, I've never... What are you talking about? You don't think the Kaepernick's are moving? Fuck no. Who makes them? You don't think Kaepernick made more money after the NFL? He made $43 million in the NFL.

In a year or his whole career? His whole career. I bet you. How many years of career? Five or six, maybe. You don't think Kaepernick's making fucking like $8 million a year right now? Off of what? Off of what?

Fucking merch? What? Dude, he sells like minimal merch. What do you mean? He had a Nike line. I mean, he has his Nike endorsement thing. It's not a line. Okay. What do you mean? He had a Nike line. I mean, he has his Nike endorsement thing. It's not a line. Okay.

What do you think you get paid for a Nike? No. For a huge Nike endorsement? Million dollars? A lot of people get more money. Two million dollars? You're out of your tree. Look it up.

How much do you think fucking, dude, like Shaq and stuff, those guys are making. I don't even know right now. Shaq and stuff, those guys are making, I don't know, $10 million. Most people, a lot of, most people make more money from their endorsements than they do from their fucking salary. I think he probably made fucking on this Netflix show. Maybe not the Netflix show, but not the biggest payout, but the stuff that comes from it.

It's like you're saying you don't make a lot from being president. Endorsement earnings, approximately $3 million. Okay, so that's right there, $3 million a year. No, $3 million period. Dude, he made $3 million. Okay. So that's right there. $3 million a year. No. $3 million period. Dude, he made $43 million. I'm telling you. He made $43 million in the NFL.

He will not be touching that in any capacity for the rest of his life. I think you're off. He will not make another $43 million for the rest of his life unless he invests in some tech unicorn. I say $20 million. Approximately $20 million. So he's losing money. I think it's fucking...

No. He got... I bet you he bought... He has like... I bet you he got a couple million for that Netflix show. Yeah, the Netflix show wasn't crazy big money. No. Look, it says he earned $43 million in salary.

His endorsements... Like his Nike... Dude, Nike like... You know... Like Naomi Osaka is probably making like a couple million. She's like fucking best... Yeah, I like you know like no naomi osaka is probably making like a couple million she's like fucking best yeah i don't know it's it's i don't i don't think i don't know man once you get the like all the shirts they were like the all of the he didn't have shirts he just was the face of the well then he's not doing a good job of monetizing they're not

merch what do you mean half the country would have wanted to? What do you mean they wouldn't want it? I mean, well, fucking, I don't know. I've never seen it before. I've never seen anybody wearing Kaepernick merch. You've never seen people cruising around New York with a fucking Kaepernick gear on? This guy's got a fucking head to toe, dude.

I mean, I remember he had a Beats by Dre one when he was in the NFL because he always used to warm up with them, but he's like, I don't think so. He has his he has his nike i know put it this way i know people a hundred thousand times less famous than kaepernick that pulled eight mil last year that's all i'm saying so if he can't pull eight mil with how famous he is then he is bad at monetizing it especially when he's like that in the public eye

and he's like you know that much every media coverage will like say he's great whatever he does yeah so so he's not the same email honestly i'm about to try to be his agent so that campaign that nike campaign was in 20 telling people the racist is a profitable endeavor that nike campaign was in 2018 and uh that would they said he was paid several million dollars for that campaign in 2018 that was probably just for being

in the commercial that's not how much you're just talking about how much you've been for the commercial how much is he getting paid for fucking he's not associated with Nike anymore

his percentage of his lines or whatever so he has no clothing line whatsoever I don't think so what is he maybe on his website alright well let's wrap this argument you tell us in the comments what you've what uh what whatever here's the official here's

the official website we can't really here's the official website of colin cappernick i'm on it right now i hit shop yeah and he's got his fucking i'm with cap t-shirts that i'm with cap t-shirts 32 we have the right to fight back. Now he's got merch all of a sudden. I'm not saying he's selling any. Now he's got what in what world it was called. Cabernet not moving product again. I'm like fucking buddies of ours are making a few million bucks off their

merch lines. Maybe he's, I don't know. I've never seen anybody wearing any fucking cap merch. Well, you didn't see it at your fucking Hebrew funerals, but if you go on the streets, if you're out there on the streets like me, I'm not saying.

Yeah, you're right. No one at your like. I bet you he does a year on his cap merch of his like fight back stuff. Hundreds of thousands, but he's not making, he's not netting millions. He is not netting millions of dollars. I'm saying that right now.

Ah, Kaepernick's fucking. Dude, if you work for the IRS, fucking send us his tax returns. Let's see what we got. Yeah, we need to find those tax returns.

That's what I want. People want Trump's tax returns. I want those. Yeah, we want to release Kaepernick's. We want to release his returns. All right. Well,

anyways, the Hillary article. Because it was funny because they were doing articles forever that was like Hillary's a fucking dime remember those? when there was like a moment where they were pushing how hot she was I think she is but yeah you're right 74

but you know there's a couple really funny parts because it starts when she goes a plus size woman who's struggled with her body image for years has admitted she doesn't find herself for over obese people attractive. And who are you calling fat? Like, this is not the Hillary article. There was another.

Did you see that? No. Okay, so basically, this thing, like, it just, that just sparked. This thing, are you talking about the author? No, we're all over the place right now. Oh, okay. It's a fucking, dude, I'm fucking so tired and loopy. Yeah.

So, basically, just the Hillary thing reminded me of this other fat article, right? Okay. So basically, they released a big article that plus-sized women admitted that they don't find obese people attractive.

And the funniest part to me is that they get to call women plus-sized, and they call the men obese. Obese, correct. Of your women. And then they continued to go, call women plus size and they called the men obese of your women and then the they they they continued they go this woman uh plus size woman a prison survivor so they call they call women

who went to prison prison survivor what did she survive uh murdering her kids yeah yeah yeah she survived how funny is that that they call a girl a prison survivor okay back to hillary though she got their scoops i'm not in the business of body shaming. If you think she is, you got to fucking sit back down. And I'm not down with women feeling like they have to go to great lengths or any length to not be fat, whatever fat means these days. I mean, these days, I mean, fucking, they need to break down the door to get you out.

BMI, triple-digit BMI these days. But I do think that when a woman looks like this, it shows that a woman who has decided to give no fucks. She says she's got no fucks to give. So that's why she likes it. And don't be slob phobic, Daniel. So that's her thing. She remember that was when Howard Stern,

we've talked about how he kind of, you know, he's doing weird stuff now, but OG Howard Stern, maybe one of the funniest segments I he's doing weird stuff now. But, oh, gee, Howard Stern. Maybe one of the funniest segments I've ever heard in my life. Whereas when Howard Stern was talking about Hillary Clinton when Bill was cheating on her. And Bill was saying, because Bill Clinton, they found out that he's got some new mistress. And they called her the Energizer.

Basically, the thing was that Bill Clinton had some new mistress. And the joke was like his Secret Service guys called her the Energizer. Because he always got pep in his step after he saw the Energizer. Basically the thing was that Bill Clinton had to be mistress and the joke was like his Secret Service guys called her the Energizer because he always got pep in his step after he saw the Energizer. And there he's in. Oh, I don't want to go back to Hillary. Hillary, when she cleans the floor, she just tapes two swippers to her titties. He said that she tapes two

swippers to her titties and walks around. That's how she swippers the floor. They hang so low. I love how you had to add that because they hang solo. People were like, I don't get it. And then I go, it's because they hang solo. They hang solo. And then they go, okay.

So this is when she starts going, the biggest reason she's happy that Hillary's fat is because Hillary just doesn't have any fucks to give anymore. Also because she's fat and it makes her feel good about herself. Also because she's fat she goes Hillary just doesn't have any fucks to give anymore dude also because she's fat it makes her feel good about it also because she's fat then she goes do not tell me about how

that she's murdered all the dead men in her life so don't she doesn't want none of that don't bring up the fact that

she's murdered all these people no she's saying don't fucking come up with me with that nonsense she didn't you know

so don't even dare you know start coming at her with this fact that Hillary's beat someone up or killed someone don't even she don't even want to hear by the at her with this fact that hillary's beat someone up or killed someone don't even she don't even want to by the way you want to know something great about this whole thing is that this woman's bio her author bio yeah jenny loves the bio this

is her author bio federal attorney writing thought crimes on medium she thinks her pro hillary shit is thought crimes that's how crazy she is she oh, you can't handle my thought crimes that I like Hillary Clinton. Yeah, I said it. Yeah, she goes, yeah, totally. She goes, yeah, I said it. I like Hillary. I'm with her. Fucking deal with it. Wow.

I like Hillary. Wow. Thought crimes. It's time for you to deal with it. She goes, and she also doesn't want to hear about how she drinks children's blood for the life extended properties so she don't want to hear none of that i don't want to hear none of that's another thought crime of her not wanting to hear it's also a listening crime so she says my guess is that if she had murderous powers she would have used them a little more liberally. So she's saying.

Kill Trump. That's the thing. She's saying, well, if Hillary actually was killing people, my girl Hillary, there'd be a lot more people dead. Because I don't know if you know what she's capable of. She'd be like a fucking Stalin Hitler scenario. That's what she's saying. She would have killed more people. And if she were drinking children's blood to get a youthful glow, then she would not be wearing a schmata over leggings and she goes on and on but basically she says oh yeah if she's drinking blood exhibit a

she's gross you're trying to fucking make her ah shit the youthful glow that's i've been talking about this on stage too with the old days where it's like the Hillary Clinton, where it's like people thought that, because people are saying, oh, she's drinking the human blood and all this stuff. It's kind of like the old days. That's when you could just call someone a witch and get them kicked out.

Oh, fuck. The good old days. That's what I was saying. I was saying it's the good old days where you could call a girl a witch. That's why girls are all on the internet right now. They say everything. They'll say one thing to put you on blast why girls are all on the internet right now. They say everything. They'll say one thing to put you on blast.

Every girl's Danny DeVito now. I went on the internet and I just started blasting. They can all put you on blast because back in the day, you could call them a witch and just have them dead. A girl's like, I just want to tell you about crystals. You go, I mean, tell the judge because I just reported you. And you're just looking at your girl like, I dare you. I dare you to tell me what being a Leo means.

She's a witch. That was Simpsons. I remember Homer kept calling everybody a witch. Yeah, she's a witch. She's a witch. Yeah, they come out. There's all of the things, you know. A girl being like, I'll burn sage.

And you go, I mean, get used to the smell of burning because it's going to be you on a cross. Your Honor, I know she said I hit her, but I have to say before that, you will hear on the audio tape, hocus pocus. Man, they just don't make entertainment like they used to. Back in the good old days when you just get the family together, go down to the town square and just watch them burn a witch.

Yeah. Well, if you thought that fucking Hilldog was not, was, uh, this girl didn't like Hilldog and you were about to report her, think again, because she doesn't even care, dude. These are all thought crimes, by the way. Everyone we

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