The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Spain Demands Topless Women

Episode Date: September 2, 2022

Canada's $100 million dollar plan, girls' stories, Hugh Hefner controversies and SPAIN DEMANDS THE PUPPIES! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT: Butcherbox.com/boyscast - Promocode BOYSCAST - Free Chicken For 1 Year Breathefum.com/boyscast - Promocode BOYSCAST - 10% Off Your Order SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fellas and gentlemen, gentlemen and fellas, the fellas fellas tour is coming to Jacksonville in Miami next weekend, San Jose, Tacoma, Los Angeles, Cleveland, Chicago, Cincinnati, Columbus, Charlotte, Greensboro, Raleigh, Austin has been added, Detroit, Portland, Phoenix, Plano, Toronto, and Baltimore, which I now know that Plano is Dallas, so I will be naysaying Dallas from now on. Oh, well, I was just shocked you said Plano. Oh, I said it right? Yeah. Let's get into it. The boys. The dudes. The boys cast. The homies.

The boys cast. The dudes. The experience. The boys cast. The boys cast. So sometimes politicians listen to the boys cast. Many of them. I would say most politicians are big avid boys cast fans.

And Spain has now made one of the most accidentally for the boys and this is starting to think it's not an accident i'm starting to think it's not an accident so spain urges women to swim topless to fight discrimination yes and you know the the the uh the head minister the the priest of spain he came out and he was like the tig all babies gotta come out but release the puppies. They said they're taking no for an answer, too. This is another thing. Pretty rapey. They go, we ain't taking no for an answer, ladies.

Puppies out. They said it was the puppies out bill. And then we're not taking for an end. No for an answer clause. No means yes clause from Spain. Right. But the interesting part was they tried to renege immediately as quick as spain was like hey you fellas i got your back we all know everyone's at the beach they want to see some

puppies great for everybody and their department of equality and feminism a lot of the department of equality and feminism is like tits out ladies but only the hot ones how funny is that like that's the ultimate trying to crush pussy job, right? You go, oh, you know, I'm looking for a guy who's like a feminist. Things no one's said ever. I'm looking for a guy who just cares about women. That's so crazy. I'm the head of the Department of Equality and Feminism.

What are the odds? I really do hope that the Department of Equality and Feminism is just like a fucking bro. Spanish bro. Yeah, just some Spanish bro, right? hope that the department of equality and feminism is just like a fucking bro bro like spanish bro yeah yeah just some spanish bro right yo ladies i like how feminism and equality that's my and he's produced a uh promoting women's rights to swim tablets in public so we've seen this before yeah nothing out of the ordinary and after someone complained they'd been prohibited so great news and he says the sexualization of women starts when they're young, mainly by me, is what he said. That's the exact quote.

It accompanies all of our lives. Then we must cover up our breasts and put them in spaces. So I think it is a girl talking this. And for sex symbols like me, the sexualization also started young. You know what I mean? I've been walking around there three, four. I saw these old ladies ogling me. Yeah, when you were a three-year-old?

I see. You know, you walk around. You see these ladies. I say, four I saw these old ladies ogling me yeah when you were a three year old I see you know you walk around you see these ladies I say eyes are up here ladies they see the fucking up here ladies hey ladies

come on so this is everyone sees this everyone applauded everyone said good news and then you know what this motherfucker

turns around and does this is the second part of it Calatonia Catalonia Catalonia catalonia catalonia's protopolis swimming initiative comes from the heels of a controversy that was sparked by a summer ad campaign that was launched by spain's left-wing government encouraging older and plus-sized women to hit the beach whoa whoa whoa whoa okay spain that ain't for the boys spain spain spain you're You get off on the right track.

You're coming out, you go, free pussy for all. I like it. We like it? We're listening? Yeah. That's what happened. They said this thing, we go, we're listening, Spain. Okay, what's the second part?

Big old fat ones. This is what they said. You had us in the first half. The ads featured slogans like All bodies are beach bodies The summer is ours too Nah There was a chicken in charge of this Yeah

So they're having ads They're like Topless beach And you know what we really mean Get those titties out The really big ones Guess who they're attached to An old lady

Yeah No no no no Hold up record scratch yo boys spain this summer titties for everyone that's the thing is the old ladies don't need to be the ones who are prompted for this stuff they're kind of just like yeah they do what they want anyways yeah they don't need to be told this you know what i need to be told the young fit hot ones puppies out for equality god damn it and you know what this is it's they you know it's like they want to have bills and then they want you to not like it so that's the thing they're kind of like they have to add in extra stuff so you hate it because they want their bills to like piss people off

very controversial bills but that's the thing they don't want to just be like hey something everyone can agree on we think tits out's great. All the dudes like the tits out. And then they have to throw it in like, also, just so you know, the gross titties are great too. Yeah, tack on a little rider there. It goes, hey, can we get a million dollars

for gross titties too? Yeah. Tack on to this bill and go, oh, what? Huh? Huh? Huh? Speaking of bills. Not cool, Spain.ain well there's a couple of things but yo so i went back to canada right yeah most girl country in the world right and honestly i will tell you the the the mask thing so you know how we talk about like everyone mentions

it's still just as bad in canada's day one right? But I'll tell you, they stopped enforcing it. Yeah, they don't care anymore. I wasn't wearing it. Except on the plane. Nah, didn't get talked to once. Oh, really? No. Oh, the plane, they were...

No, they know that I'm more trouble than it's worth, pal. So they're done. I had it on the plane. Although I will say, actually, there was a bit of a vibe of they couldn't give a shit anymore, but they're just... They don't give a shit. They still were like massive.

But it is... And the thing is, when everywhere in the world is done and you go because they've all they've all had to sort of admit that like because nothing's changed really other than they just keep rolling back restrictions you're like is the virus still there they're like yeah it's like well why are you like why are you rolling back and you're like just shut up yeah just like dude we earmarked a bunch of money for this stuff yeah dude just it's like you know what yes you're like just shut up yeah just like dude we earmarked a bunch of money for this stuff yeah dude just it's like you know what yes you're right can you not just gloat about it you know what i mean we're going back but the people that are pathological it feels like it does feel extra

crazy right now like so there's this teacher in new york yeah and her whole thing was the school basically said listen we're done with this whole mask business right you know what I mean and then the school didn't do that the fucking CDC said we're done with the world said like and then everybody's following the CDC guidance right because that was their whole thing and then now there's teachers that are like really in this stuff and she's doing a thing saying like well not my classroom my classroom you got a mask up right we're in a mask classroom but like without the context of a like if you said to someone like four or five years ago you go there's this one

teacher at our school that makes people wear a fucking mask in the class you'd be like that's a crazy person right yeah and then it became normal but now it's sort of creeping back to where you go what is she fucking well you can't just impose stuff like she is yeah what's next burkas well and she's she's still clinging to the old thing where she goes like it's sort of well she can't do the public health thing right she can't say hey this is a public health issue because it go right no it's not the cdc says it's not anymore well so then she has to go fucking just nuclear she She says it's, she goes, it's beer being ableist

and racist. Of course. Racist. Well, it's like a, yeah, you know, racist, right? Of course. Racist.

Of course. Of course. What else are you going to say? That's the only card she has up the sleeve. That's it. That's the only thing she knows how to play, right?

Yeah. She goes, that's it. She has a full deck of cards and each one of them are home full of it. Home full of it. Well, but it's so funny though because it really, you know the old cult movies where you see like um you know it'll be like

the sometimes like the doomsday cult that can't go outside they were told like if they go outside their skin will melt off or whatever and then like someone goes outside and they're fine and they're fine they go yeah what's going on it sort of wrecks your brain to like realize you know you kind of create all these pathways in your brain. And then you need to realize that I've been living this lie, right? Yeah. I mean, she's like full on Howie Mandel. Yeah.

Like germaphobe. And then she's just using the irrational stuff to make everybody just do it. Yo, that must be like a trip for those people. If you're really like, yo, I'm a hero wearing a mask. And then all of a sudden the school's like, yeah, that whole thing's done. And you're just like, but I'm like, yo, I'm a hero wearing a mask and then all of a sudden the school's like, yeah, that whole thing's done and you're just like, but I'm a hero.

But I'm a hero and this is my identity now. That's tough, right? Are you following the tale of Lorenz? I will say the other way, I feel like it also, I will add in the vaccine stuff. It does feel like just the same way

that even if they're wrong or whatever, it does feel like a lot of people are kind of still talking about the vaccine stuff and everyone's like, yeah, I don't know. Like it's over. Yeah, it's over. I mean, they only had what, 3% of kids under five have received them or something. And that was their whole mandate. That was the whole thing.

They're still pushing. I saw, I was in a taxi yesterday. So they are still, okay, well then it is still relevant. Well, no, but no, no, no, no. They're pushing in the sense that I was in a taxi yesterday and then, you know, they, in New York, they have like the little screen and they play shows and stuff and there's like mayor adams he's like make sure to vaccinate and you're like it's not happening we're not vaccinating our fucking kids everybody's like with the bare minimum abilities to weigh risk

versus reward is like why would i vaccinate my four especially when this thing's basically wrapping up yeah we're like this whole thing's wrapping up. But I don't know if you saw like Taylor Lorenz, lovely fucking young Taylor Lorenz, just the youngest reporter out there on the beat. And she's saying like, hey, the masks need to be everywhere. What about us immunocompromised people? Like, she's making a whole stink. You're back to normal, pal.

Yeah. She's making a whole stink. And you're like, yeah, your life is like what it was like three years ago. Yeah, three years ago. You still have your issue. Were you saying this three years ago that everyone should wear a mask? No. She got used to bossing people around.

You know, people got a healthy dose of hall monitoring. And you're right. They're having their hall monitoring taken away from them. It's kind of like when people in the army come back and they can't acclimate. I think a lot of these people, they go they go hey listen you're like a temporary there's it's like we're going to war and you get like a temporary you know sheriff's badge and there's like you know there's the town's having a war with another town and then this sort of you know four months later they're like we're gonna need that like sheriff badge back

obviously and she's like what yeah she's on but i'm the sheriff she's on planes right now being like there was only two people on the plane wearing a mask i'm gonna die and you go yeah that sucks i guess don't be on planes then yeah it sucks taylor no they're it's really frying people right now i think but so i got set up by the flight attendant and i don't think it was related to my mass situation but so when i'm going on the person at the front desk goes to me and they're like hey I was getting on like late and she was like just so you know there's like uh extra aisle seats or what not aisle seats the in the row where you get extra leg room emergency yeah and I didn't pay for it

she was like so just uh there was an extra aisle seat so I gave it to you I'm not gonna change your ticket but just tell the girl at the the flight that that right so I go to the front to the flight and and I go uh hey everyone's watching me right because i always board last because i don't like to wait in the line yeah so everyone's watching me and i go to the lady i go hey the girl at the front told me just to mention to you the that she switched my uh seat to the emergency seat but to like tell you that and she goes yeah those seats are extra and i was like yeah i didn't even ask her she just told me this and she was like so what you just like yeah i'm sure everyone would just want to upgrade their seat, but it's

not free. You have to pay for that. And I go, what the fuck? What is going on here? Yeah. And then I sort of made a stink. I'm just like, cause I'm saving face for the people that are watching me too. So I'm just like, okay, for the record, like this isn't something that I asked about.

I was walking on the plane and she told me to tell you this. This has never happened to me. This is like an outrageous thing. So why did she tell me that she goes well you have to ask her i go okay fine i'll go back and ask her and she goes you can't the plane's leaving you can't get off anymore and i was like all right so i just went to my seat this is like lady set me up it's the equivalent of like telling your buddy you know what i mean you're just like hey you know what when you go to that place like mention my name they'll give you a free cupcake yeah yeah do you think she saw you because you know the whole thing, if you sit in the emergency seat, they come up

to you and you go, hey, if we get in a plane crash- She saw a hero. Are you willing to do the stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just so you know, you got to do this stuff to get everybody off. And she sides you up and you go, this is not a hero. This is not hero material. Well, you're looking at it backwards.

The girl at the front desk sides me up and said, this is a hero. Yeah, she said, this guy is a hero. And then you got on the plane and the steward on the plane this guy's a zero no dice well that that's another possibility she was like sir you're not gonna be able to pull the hatch but that's crazy you're not like hey uh so she just told me just grab any seat in first class i wanted is that cool like it's not like that crazy yeah and also like what in terms of also you go is there a free one how would i know that then i thought i guess you're right that would be a something to pull is come on every flight and be like hey they told me there's like empty seats can i switch that's what the girl

told me yeah like it would it does she set me up she set you up it's telling your buddy you know oh you're going to that bar oh mention uh tell tell the bartender uh ryan long and you'll get a free drink you think you're like she just hears you in a distance down the fucking gateway thing? They're having a good laugh. They're like, this fucking loser. He thinks he's about to sit in the emergency room. Maybe I got one of her friends on a street interview. Yeah, probably.

And she goes, jokes on you, funny man. Well, I was a calamity of errors on this flight. Because second of all, I was looking at my computer. I did a guys who say ball and chain video. And it was very like guys who are abused by their wife. And one of the things I looked, I was on my computer and I pay for the Internet. So I was on my computer and I was on a page. You know what to do when your wife's abusing you.

And the guy beside me. Yes, dude, you okay? Yeah, dude, I swear to God, fucking full headline on my, you know, big-ass 18-inch computer or whatever, right? And then the guy beside me is looking at me. I see him, like, make direct eye contact, and, like, he didn't mention it.

And you look at him, you go, oh, no, no, I abused my wife, actually. This is just for comedy. No, no, don't worry. I wear the pants in the family. It's for my body, dude, I promise you. i got my shit under control but yeah i'm scrolling through articles about like what you do when you're getting abused and like what did i do things like oh this what it was it was like things abusive wives do and i was like kind of like looking at you know the things

i wrote and just trying to that's true because knowing you you're probably like doing that and then you're like laughing to yourself. You're like, oh, that's funny. And you're like, what's going on? Exactly. This guy's so traumatized. He's finding the humor in this. She would do that to me.

We had a really good line because I did it with Alex Byron. He opened for me in Edmonton and we had one of the lines where we go to a funeral home. We go to a funeral home and you walk into the field and you feel like guys were like just bitching around by the girl he goes oh uh you know I um I was four hours late to saying my final goodbyes to my grandmother

because my wife needed her foot rubbed and then he goes back comes back I just missed her yeah he couldn't go see his great same final words to his grandma because his wife needed a back rub or something no one else we had that's a pretty funny thing they feel like you'll like it was um so we're you know how um like the comedians have like the what i look like jokes and all that stuff and then actors will you know christian bale will get skinny for a role or whatever we're saying that a comedian that gets like a different like look for every special you know he puts on like 80 pounds for a special that's all fat jokes. That's funny. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah. It's the fat special. Like Amy Schumer had the leather special, but it's the fat special. But you are fat. Yeah, so you actually commit to the bit. And then your next special is called emaciated. Yeah, and then you're like, I know what you're thinking. Has this guy had a meal this week?

Have you eaten since your last special? Yeah, and then you're like, I know what you're thinking. Has this guy had a meal this week? Have you eaten since your last special? Yeah, exactly. But, like, even taking it further, he's just like a guy. It's like, I know what you're thinking. Is this guy, did the bouncer just go on stage? And you're wearing a bouncer outfit, like the bouncer special. Oh, my God. What is this guy?

I know what everyone's probably thinking looking at me. Like, what is this, comedian, a 1950s railroad conductor? And you're just actually dressed like a 1950s railroad conductor. Ripping off every fucking costume. Exactly. Get in and get like a really wacky haircut and just like all the bad haircuts special. Like 10 costume changes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you go backstage, like the lights go out so you can do like, you know, like on the plays where the lights go out for like 10 seconds and you just know they're all hurriedly changing and then you come out i know what everyone's thinking you're walking different what is this guy dressed like michael what is michael jackson on stage and you got the glove the rhinestone glove yeah yeah yeah i guess i am so that's the comedian that just puts out yeah grow a weird beard and then only have weird beard jokes like a one hour of weird beard jokes yeah a guy that's the comedian that just puts out, yeah, grow a weird beard and then only have weird beard jokes.

Like a comedian. One hour of weird beard jokes. Yeah, a guy that's, yeah, you have the, he's like, well, I guess they thought the bouncer went on stage. It's like, I mean, you have the clicker in your hand. And then you got one guy in the audience who has a really weird beard. You go, get this guy fucking out of here. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to need this guy out of here. Guy doesn't laugh one time. Yeah, we're going to need this guy out of here.

Get him out. So that that was they could be loud but then there's then annoying ladies this is my last plane thing but i got sappy side these 90 old women are insane right so these two 90 year old women all night flight wouldn't stop talking i swear to god i gave myself time limits where i go you know what 10 minutes i'm gonna give them 10 more minutes and then i'm gonna give them a look and then what were they chatting about it was crazy bro like she goes she goes my friend of uh three years had to cancel her her uh going to her friend's birthday because she had car problems and she was like so yeah it's like such crazy thing that people would have car problems and then it would go it would go like silent for a few few seconds and the girl would go i used to be a cleaning lady back in the day oh they didn't know each other no they didn't know each other two 90s they're going on and on right and

then and then every night five in the morning every pause oh no this is early they had been up for three hours no because the flight was at like one or whatever and then they'd pause for a second then she'd be like so you're taking a car from the airport or and but the thing is with ladies and maybe this is partially what i have too but they can't they can't get sound out so they're so loud right because like obviously there's not a great generalization to say old ladies are so loud but one of the things is they have they have like trouble speaking almost so to get it out they're like have to yell and hearing so they probably can't hear themselves as well because you lose your hearing the older you get so my uh my niece's husband works for the city like and

then they talk about that for four minutes they're just like every extraneous thing and i kind of got me thinking so i did have a point it wasn't just that but girls sort of you know how like bloggers it's all clickbait right yeah and it sort of makes sense that girls are bloggers because girls stories was the original clickbait like a girl coming home and being hey i have the most insane story you'll never guess what happened and you go what happened they sent my pants to the wrong address and it's like that that was the original clickbait is a chick being like yo let you will not believe what i'm about to tell you and then you go what happened you go my hairdresser's taking a week vacation you won't believe this no this would be like you know

500 000 years ago you won't believe this dinosaur i saw it's just like a little lizard just going right that was the original yeah that was i have it in my pocket you go oh i thought you were talking about a you'll never guess you're talking about a giant dinosaur so that was the original clickbait like and you know 10 you know oh my god 10 things you need to hear do you think that i promise we could do two of them do you think if you recorded their conversation that like that would be a podcast a 90 year old would like to listen to? Just fucking barb and barb.

Just kind of chopping it up about absolutely nothing. That's such a funny point. The 90 year old woman podcast. And it's like, oh, yeah, you know, there's benefits to taking a cab. But sometimes an Uber might be better, too. Yeah. Yeah. If I could just figure out this Uber.

And then there's like so much dead air in this podcast, like the cardinal sin of podcasts and there's just like mostly dead air. That's a very good question. Do a 90-year-old woman want to listen to another 90-year-old woman? Like, you know, sometimes I put one spoonful of sugar in, but sometimes I put two.

And, you know, a couple months ago i put two and i made it for the family and anyways uh this is so soothing if you're also 90 that's probably talking about issues that 90 year olds have you know yeah probably untapped market if 90 year olds can figure out podcasts it's funny untapped market a quick second here to tell the fellas about ButcherBox. We've been telling you. We will keep telling you. If you don't know about ButcherBox, this is where you get high-quality meals. You know, if you want to not be out there buying meals every day,

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Everything they say, they go, yeah, they're tarnishing his legacy. You go, yeah, that's all the stuff he was doing that we knew about. And we're fine with. And we're kind of aspirational. And like, he's lucky he's dead, right? Oh, I mean, dude, nothing says lucky he's dead more than the fact that he dies. And then four years later, they're like, hey, here's some trans people on the cover of Playboy. I don't think that's how we thought the direction of Playboy should go.

Yeah. you're like yeah i don't think that's how we thought the direction of playboy should go yeah so but they're they're kind of like doing him dirty and these girls are coming out articles because it used to be like he's the original one was like newsflash hugh hefner's a misogynist like those were kind of like kind of what you're saying the original yeah a lot of uh sex and drugs happened at the playboy mansion you go what what the hell what he wasn't a he wasn't like a very attentive partner oh no he wasn't attentive to his six girlfriends but his new the new stories that are coming out is they're doing like it's kind of like he's got a small dick stuff you know what i mean like this new one they go the playboy bunnies all got together And he said he would cry all the time. Fake cry. It really is a jilted ex-girlfriend. So yeah, they said he would fake cry whenever he needs to get his way.

So the story is, he would be like, hey, I'm here to get my sex or whatever, right? And then she'd be like, I don't want to. And he'd be like, you never do anything for me. You might not do enough uh i so he's like cool guy image they're just doing everything they can to just destroy it i mean if fake crying for to get something you wanted wasn't the domain of women specifically i would maybe give this that's another you're like that's your thing he's doing i know right you Right? You go, oh, he did it? Maybe that's what happens. You've never done it?

Maybe that's what happens when you only hang around women. You gotta fight fire with fire. Or it's the, you know, it's like that thing where you go, if you just only hang around women, like it does make you softer. There's no question about that, right? I mean, I'll tell you a perfect example. Every girl I meet.

It makes me angrier. Hanging around with women makes you angrier? Yeah, angrier. Well, I think you need both But like I will say Every time I go hang out with my A bunch of dudes for a really extended period of time And I've come home to my girlfriend She's always kind of been like

Yo why are you being like An asshole right now Can you stop shotgunning beers In the bed It's getting everywhere Yes Every girl I've ever dated Her least favorite version of me is I just spent like a weekend Not having beers in the bed. It's getting everywhere. Yes. Every girl I've ever dated, her least favorite version of me

is I just spent like a weekend with the boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like you're amped up too. You're like, you didn't get this out of your system all weekend? You go, no, this is just starting. Well, no, exactly. It's sort of rewatch.

Yeah, like I'm very competitive. You're very like, you know, what the fuck's this shit you're doing? Like, what was it? You call that a fucking tit? Like. very competitive you're very like you know what the fuck's this shit you're doing like what was you call that a fucking tit like what are you crying about now like yeah it would be way more like that like if if a girl was like fucking mad about something i go what's she crying about now stuff like that where she's like why are you being like this it's like i don't know i guess this has just been normal for me for like three days. Yeah. Stone Cold Stunner her.

Well, that would be. Yeah. Maybe not so much. It doesn't matter. Oh, God. What are you crying about? It doesn't matter what you're crying about. Coming back from fucking SummerSlam.

That's such a good thing to do. Your chick comes back and she's like, I had a really bad day at work. And you go, oh, my God, what happened? She goes, well, it doesn't matter what happened. Just the best of the rock soundbites shut up bitch oh my god you never guessed what my mom said what did you say it doesn't matter what your mom said she goes around you've been saying that to everything i say for the last week you know yeah just working it out of my system hey what are you thinking?

You want me to get you some pizza? I'm ordering food. Yeah, well, it doesn't matter if you want pizza. It's like, yeah, but you said that last time and then I got you the slice and you didn't like it, so. Yeah, so that's possible. But it's possible that Hugh Hefner spent so much time with women that he became one.

I guess. So he's a bit of a lesbian situation. Well, every guy that's like... I mean, he's also 85 at this point. He's an 85-year-old man. Maybe he should have been. Which you kind of do regress to a bit, like a lot of your bodily functions are regressing to a baby. You know the pacifier? Yeah, and the pacifier

happens to be these hot chicks' tits. Who wants some sucky? There is two types of guys that crush a lot of women. There's a guy that's like, you're almost like way more, like girls don't matter almost. And then there's the guy that like almost is a girl. Yeah. Like I know a lot of-

Really in tune. Yeah, yeah, yeah. More manipulative, I would say. Almost the Spanish like, you know, you're, oh, like I'm so like, baby, I'm so, like the romantic. Baby, just let the puppies out. Baby, let the puppies out. As we do in Catalonia. No, no, no, no, no.

Only premium puppies. I do not play by the Spanish rules. No. So that guy is a guy that, you know, because that guy's not like going out with the boys and picking up a chick. That guy is a guy that you know because he that guy's not like going out with the boys and picking up a chick that guy is like meeting a chick on the subway and like so he only spends his time with women yeah yeah so those guys are very like he like he's like oh my god is that belt like he

knows where her belt is from and she's like yeah i don't know that yeah yeah yeah but he's like he knows that because he's that's his business maybe Hugh Hefner spent all his time with women that he's so sloppy. I like that I keep saying woman instead of women. I know. I was waiting for you to get annoyed. Honestly, I... I had one more of me. That was me with the ladies. I gave him 10 more minutes. You're turning into Jake. You're trolling me now. Okay.

I was honestly like, am I mishearing something? You're like, are you trying to do a Russian accent? Because then you'd say, are you with woman? I don't know why I was coming out like that. I didn't like it either. I think it maybe did it accidentally at first. And then you kept going and I go,

is something going on here? Something happened, but that was me with the ladies. I go, I'll give you one more time. And then I, and then they, they would be like 20 more minutes.

So then I gave them a look, a pretty aggressive look. You know, what's funny too, is the comments in the YouTube right now, probably 20 comments about it before you even reference it people are like what the fuck woman he can't say woman like i had to address yeah yeah i know that's why i actually kept letting it slide because i go so he's gonna get it big on the seo well they said one of his bizarre

bombshells is uh the disgraced Playboy boss. He's not disgraced to any normal person. Disgraced to who? Yeah, right. Disgraced. Like disgraced to Vice? Well, that's the same way that they're just like Aristotle, disgraced philosopher. You know what I mean?

Or anyone else. Who's the guy like Einstein? Einstein, yeah. Disgraced gravity inventor. Albert Einstein. Do you think that's how they would refer to him? They did. Disgraced gravity inventor. Albert Einstein. Do you think that's how they would refer to him? They did. Disgraced scientist.

I bet someone would because his notes came out and they were racist. He had racist notes. And he was a womanizer. Kind of, yeah. No, no. Einstein was very like Mr. Steal Your Girl type. I mean, I feel like if Einstein stole your girl, he'd be like, I don't know. He wasn't Einstein at the time, though, really.

He was just like some wacky dude with his theories. Oh, he wasn't like the old Einstein. Well, I don't know. No, because old Einstein was like, they came out and he had all these things where you're saying how Asian people all look the same and they have funny haircuts and stuff. That's crazy. And then they were trying to be like Einstein. Not.

And he's like, Einstein's racist. And you're like, well, he wrote this in the 40s or something. Yeah. It's probably a pretty acceptable point. I hate when people, it's probably a pretty acceptable point i hate when people people like it's a big thing on the internet to say oh asian people look the same and then they show all these white people who look the same and it was like no the point is every race the average person kind of looks the same it's just that some races have more versions of people and they look

the same if you're not part of it because you don't understand the nuances of it whereas like like all asian people look the same because most people can't tell like to someone average can't tell the difference between japanese and korean yeah for sure like they do i also there's a million of me yeah exactly yeah do you know how often i get tagged and stuff where people like is this you yeah and you're like it's just yeah well they released a photo of that aristotle aristotle aristocrates aristotle i think he looks exactly like danny i know i got tagged tagged in that maybe a hundred times yeah well so my point is is that with the asian thing and that's whatever not the biggest deal but you go if you think of like a black guy you don't just think of one black guy you think of like there's kind of like a big fat black guy there's like the

short like the short cool black guy like the silo there's just like a lot of different types right whereas when you think of an asian everyone sort of pictures the same model and that's it. That's the whole thing. Ichiro. Right. So the whole reason it's like when people say a group looks the same, it's that they have less models. Yeah.

I don't know. I don't actually know that that's true. It's like, even if you picture a white guy here, you, you know, you might picture like, for example,

people don't say it as much about Japanese Asians because you go, well, Japanese people, I might be picturing just like a businessman, but I also might be picturing a guy with like a crazy wacky hairdo and wacky outfits. Yeah, but there might just be a tourist as well, just in a regular, just wearing his Helly Hansen shirts. What do you mean?

And his hats. I mean, they're all over. They have lots of versions too. They're just maybe in what's portrayed here is differently. But I'm saying over there, they don't think there's two kinds. They go, yeah, there's a million kinds like we think. No, but they're all... But they think there's two kinds of white guys.

Okay, no, no. You're wrong because there's less height variance. They're less fat. So there is less like versions. Actually, that's true. Even if you're like, well, they have more wacky fashions there. Well, in a lot of places, that's not true. A lot of places, they actually don't have as many different like fashion versions.

And then on top of that, they're just like less variance in like, again, like there's tons of Americans that are 500 pounds and tons of Americans that are like 100 pounds that are white or black. Sure. And there's just not that many versions of other races. Weight wise, for sure. A hundred percent. Well, that's it.

Yeah. They are kind of have the same. To me, that's the whole thing. Yeah. I was kind of more going on face, but yeah, you're right. So to me, that's how I see it. But with Hugh Hefner, they go, okay, the rest of it, they go, they go, um, the, they're accusing him of crying crocodile tears to have his way with his harem of playmates.

See, me and you are more of a cry during sex type of guy, right? Where do you get the lube from? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If we were emotional about something or asked for something, he would start fake crying. So that's actually not... That's a good tactic. It's not that.

I mean, again, he's fighting fire with fire. I thought he was crying for sex, but they're like, Hugh, we need more money because, you know, I want to go on this trip to Spain or whatever. And he goes, but I just... It's always... You give us so much money and I just... I'm broke.

I don't have any more money. And then he goes, no, no. He goes, no, honey, it's... you give us so much money, and I'm broke. I don't have any more money. And then he goes, no. No, he goes, no, honey. I already gave you money. And they go, eh. And he just goes, meh. And then there's just two chicks crying. And then they go, all right, well, that's it.

It's over. It's the Larry David thing where they're both looking at each other, but they're both doing that crying. Yeah. And he goes, OK. It's a. It's the Larry David thing where they're both looking at each other, but they're both doing that crying. Yeah. And he goes, okay. It's a stalemate. And then they probably go, hmm, we don't really know how to deal with this. They're not.

And they have to go regroup, and then he just gets time by himself. Yeah, she comes back. She's like, as she's leaving the room, wiping the tears. What the fuck was that? What's he doing over there? It's funny because they're really throwing the kitchen sink at him because this is what they have to come at him with. Because they can't.

It's like, there's no sex stuff to come at him with anymore. It doesn't matter. He's's dead not only is he dead but like he obviously did every single thing you can okay yeah yeah so you're like and everybody knows it he cheated on me yeah yeah he cheated on me and the other girlfriends with some of the other girlfriends yeah there's not much that you can hit him with on that front you have to essentially say he raped me which i'm sure that's that has come out i'm sure i'm sure there is a lot of that and then you know i don't know but yeah they're just now being like yeah you know what he was a bit of a fucking bitch baby well they have a playboy mansion podcast which is bad news for him he would have never let that happen these hens he basically

has like a a gossip podcast about him yo think about what he essentially has if he was still alive the youth essentially he goes hey my 12 girlfriends have a podcast together like what do they talk about it's like mainly it's called left out of the will with hugh's ex-girlfriends exactly right yeah yeah it's if you're gonna have a yeah you can my 12 girlfriends are gonna have a podcast but i'll tell you where you're knocking you're gonna be doing that podcast from your new fucking shantytown your studio apartment in west hollywood joy ladies yeah exactly you so the playboy is just straight up tarnishing this guy's name dude he's the only thing that keeps them relevant, too.

Because if that podcast wasn't, if they go, the 12 hoes are going to talk about something other than how bad of a guy Hugh Hefner is, what else are they going to talk about? We just think the environment's so good, everyone's like, click. Yeah, they go, we have one thing that we care about. What was it like when you were- The legacy. Yeah, what was it like being Hugh Hefner's girlfriend? Other than that, I don't know.

Do you have good plastic surgeon recommendations? It's the Office podcast that we always talk about. We're like, so what's going on in the news this week on the Office podcast? And you're like, click. Yeah, no thanks. I don't need... No thanks, Pam. Yeah, Kevin from the Office starts going off about his thoughts on COVID.

Yeah, exactly. Well, actually, I would like that, but I know that Kevin from The Office's thoughts on COVID will probably... I mean, if he wants to keep his Kevin from The Office podcast, they're not going to be very interesting. We know exactly what it's going to be. He's not going to be going off, I'll tell you that much. No, he'll be going off on some new food item at Chili's that's some sort of abomination that he doesn't like.

It is an interesting... Yeah, those things are, you have one thing that anyone's going to hear about from you. And comes just days after Marquardt used her platform to expose him for making the Playmates feel like pieces of meat. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. If that's a direct quote, you're like, you're literally pieces of meat.

That's your livelihood is derived on the fact that you are pieces of meat. She's coming out of the sand. She's not happy about it. Oh, yeah. You know what's so funny, too, is you make your whole life about being a piece of meat, and then your looks fade because you're 50 now. You go, I'm not some piece of meat. And we go, yeah, we know that.

You're not anymore. That's correct. And they go, I have a brain. You go, not so fast. I don't know about that either though yeah that's the duh of the millennium too right they treat us like pieces of meat you go yeah we were all in on this yeah you go when were you treated like pieces of meat well when me and 20 other girls were you having his girlfriend it sort of made me feel like a piece i got some piece. Yeah, like when we were all part of his harem. So that's their hot, that's what's going on in the Playboy podcast.

Some of the episodes are leading people to believe that being part of a guy's harem made them feel like a bit of a piece of meat. Financially compensated, too. They weren't even like the, you know, they were probably compensated fairly well. They have careers off of it. They're professionals. You're a professional piece of meat. And not prostitutes either.

They were, this is like a pretty good deal for them. Yeah, but not like in the grand scheme of things. You're saying it was in between a prostitute and a wife. Something like that, yeah. Like a stay-at-home wife where it's like, you're not getting, put it this way, you're not technically getting paid for the sex, but if the sex stops, the payment might also stop.

Yeah, or you gain a few and we need you looking good yeah so she also blasted him ready for this it's not over so those are the two first worst ones but there's more but wait there's more billy may style during their most recent episode madison which is one of the playmates went on to blast you half-nighter and said he gas lit her no he gas lit her and the other girls by weaponizing his tears even though he already had all the power in a relationship very hard to have all

the power in a relationship when there's 10 fucking girls that are all getting together yeah I mean I guess when you can like literally fire your girlfriend like you're not breaking up with them you're firing them you don't even have to do it but I'm sure they were doing more of the gaslighting if we made that pie chart of who's doing gaslighting.

Right. Well, he's basically coming out, or maybe he was crying. It's like he has 13 girls that he shows up, and he goes, but I wanted 14 girls. I thought you promised to give me 14 of you here. Because I just popped 14 Viagras. You know, if we talked about the euthanasia stuff

and how it's kind of becoming like a really big topic. Yeah, in Canada. It happened in Canada. But since that happened, you know, a lot of people messaged me about it and were like, no, there's things like becoming a huge like scandal, right? And so one of the ones that someone sent me that is like pretty wild but also funny is there's like a canadian soldier that had ptsd and he's involved in a lawsuit with uh you know the veterans affairs or whatever yeah and the doctor or whatever because

essentially what happened is he went in and the doctor suggested that euthanasia might be a good it's like a sketch you come into the doctor you're a doctor i don't feel good he goes hmm have you tried considering killing yourself right no no like what what do you mean yo but that is i guess the natural progression for guys like you know my, my life's bad. My wife left me like I keep just every day is hell. And the guy's like, yeah, OK, do you want to do it tomorrow or next day or what do you think? And he goes, what? Oh, he goes, wait, are you loading a gun right now? What do you mean?

Yeah. Because we'll just take you out back, like fucking do your old yeller style. Yeah, we can do this. Like I can slot you in this afternoon. And to be honest, slot me in for what exactly? Oh, Mary, fire up the incinerator. We got one. We got one. I can slot you in this afternoon, to be honest. Slot me in for what exactly? Oh. Mary, fire up the incinerator. We got one.

We got one. Because I'm sure these guys get paid pretty handsomely for when they do a kill job too, right? You think so? These are some sort of bonuses? No, I think it's more like a guy comes in and you go, well, option one is you prescribe him some antidepressants. Maybe you get a little cut of that.

You walk away with $400. Plus a little vacation every year for all the top doctors. So you're making $600 on that visit. Or option two, you sign this guy up for a euthanasia and you probably walk home with a few bills. That's one of the craziest things. If they're like euthanizing big suicide euthanizing depressed people big suicide yeah you're like

everybody always says too slippery slope fallacy and go it's not a real thing it's a fallacy and then it straight up started with

hey like this person is in chronic pain and their life is literally hell and misery and you would not wish this on any person

and they're probably gonna die eventually and every no you're it's the like. And they're probably going to die eventually. No, it's like every second they're alive is like torture. Torture. And they go, there's not even medication for it. We're just keeping them alive for nothing.

Yeah, and they're not even in a coma. They're alive living through hell and they're just like, please kill me. It hurts to speak. And then you go, yeah, okay, we can get on board with it. And now just Eeyore walks in, you go,

guy's coming in with a hangnail now. Yeah, straight up. He goes, ah, doc, I, uh,

no, it's literally the guy's like, I, I just been bummed out later. He's like, he's got the cords on his hands. You want to do this now or later? Hey,

you got to pay up front. Yo, how funny is that? That you have to pay for it though. I guess it's Canada but like you know going to a place like

that would be like if someone like you went in that's cheap and they went in they go you go yeah we won $2,000

$2,000? yeah exactly I can fucking jump off a bridge for free you're haggling with your euthanasia guy yo look I'll be

I'll be jumping off that bridge if we can't come down to something a little more reasonable that is funny haggling with your euthanasia guy? Yo, look, I'll be jumping off that bridge if we can't come down to something a little more reasonable. That is funny, haggling with the euthanasia guy, because the euthanasia guy has a pretty good point where he's like, bro, what are you going to do with the money anyway? You know what I mean? What are you going to spend it on? He's like, what's the point?

Went to my family. He's like, my friend, my friend, my friend. It's on principle. The last thing I'm doing in my life is not getting fucking rinsed by the euthanasia guy. Yeah, that's for sure. Especially if, if you're like hardcore Jewish,

you go, the big guy's not going to like that. I come in with that. And by the way, my last point about, uh, my trip is I got, you know,

I've these days walking around, I get a lot of people recognize and they want to take photos and stuff like that. Right. And the most, uh, on this trip, I put,

you know, well, let's say 25, 30 whatever right yeah five like hardcore Jewish people

Orthodox in the airport? no two in the airport one in Edmonton wow not a lot of Jews in Edmonton

I'm the lord of the Jews like these people love me way more than you these people my people these people well you wouldn't

understand what it's like to be beloved by the Jewish community I'm not and I don. You wouldn't understand what it's like to be beloved by the Jewish community. I'm not, and I don't. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's my comedic sensibility. Maybe. But I'm telling you. Jews like comedy. Buddy, I feel like if I ever get in trouble with like, they're trying to kick me off

everything, like, they have my back. Those are the ones that won't help you, though. There's different ones. Yeah, there's different ones to help you. There's always different groups. Those are the ones you go, hey, the Jews helped me, and they go, we can help you like get. We don't like you anymore. We can help you get. There's different ones. Yeah, there's different ones to help you. There's always different groups. Those are the ones you go, hey, the Jews helped me and they go, we can help you like get. We don't like you anymore.

We can help you get a deal on a suit. You're dark matter now. Do you need a diamond? I feel like that's a perfect example. I'm telling you, buddy. It's unfortunate

because you're Jewish and you'll never experience what it's like to be so beloved by the community. I won't and I'm not. They're coming up. The full hats, tassels. Not tassels, but I don't think they up The full hats Tassels Not tassels

I don't think they had tassels But the The pants tassels Yeah the pants Yeah yeah Pants tassels And just like body big fan Like

You know this Like I don't It's crazy Do they make you Do they want to You ever ask to try the hat on They would let me

Probably It would probably smell I'm telling you buddy Does that stink this is my people i've always thought i wish it was i'm like a you should convert yo i'm a woo you should convert dude a woo i've always felt like a little bit where you go i'm because really my life would be the exact same except i would have a little bit extra like people wanting to work,

like other Jewish people wanting to help me because I'm Jewish. Like there is, there's no denying that like, you know, certain communities, like there is a, you know, in terms of business dealings,

there's people that like low key probably would want to work with another Jewish person more. Certain things maybe. You have a lot of people in your life that you kind of have a connection with them, I feel like on the Jewish tip. Not that I work with.

I've never received one thing from being Jewish professionally. Are you sure? Why? I'll tell you. I'll tell you a perfect example. You've had managers and stuff, and it's kind of like you have the same holidays and, you know. Oh, Jewish managers. Who would have thought?

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okay. So let's just rephrase that, that when I was talking about the Canada thing, uh, one thing that like makes me laugh is always whenever politicians, things get hot. And then like whenever there's any heat on them, it's kind of the,

the, the number one strategy nowadays to be like hey we just look what we're doing for you know minorities or something like that of course deflect it's a big deflection right i mean it's it's politics 101 i mean you could probably say every politician on every side it's like you know oh yeah you don't like this like hey here's what i'd look what i did for the patriots or whatever right but uh Of course. Shout out to the Patriots. Yo, shout out to the Patriots. In Canada, it's like a caricature of the most wacky

American politician almost in a lot of ways, right? So Justin Trudeau has been sort of on the Chobin block here and there. Just go. And they go,

Canada launches the first ever 2SL. So I'm going to say this. The thing's different now. Honestly, I've never seen this acronym. This is the first time. And all I could think was, it was just six, seven years ago?

LGBT. You know what? Clip this segment. Let's post this as an Instagram clip. Ryan and Danny say that these pronouns are getting out of control. These goddamn alphabets favor. These alphabet bait... No, but legitimately, it was just LGBT

like not that long ago. Dude, I don't know what the two means. I think it's two spirit. Yeah, it's two spirit. Okay, so 2SLGBTQIA+. Are they sure this isn't just like the guy

who wrote this article is a password or something? That's a super safe password. I feel corned making these jokes because they're so overdone. Yeah, I know. It really is like... like the guy who wrote this article is a password or something that's a super safe i feel that's a super safe jokes because they're so overdone yeah i know it really is like it's just been beat to death right now it's like honestly and i've i've been always remiss to make this joke other than the and i don't really make this joke other than the fact that i go like i've never seen this before i know and it used to start with lgbt like how did Two-Spirit get at the front? Two-Spirit's in the industry.

You know what it is, actually? No, I know totally. Because Two-Spirit is indigenous, and in the hierarchy in Canada, Two-Spirit's at the top of victims. They're the top guns. They're the top victim. Top dog.

So they've now superseded, like, queer people, right? Well, I think they're supposed to be, yeah, Two-Spirit's basically transgender, but you're also native, I guess. No, it's non-binary, I thought. It's native non-binary. I don't even care about that. You know what?

It is interesting that they're at the front. Yeah, but it's interesting because the communities are getting some big money. So he says the federal government has launched its first ever action plan in an attempt to build a future where everyone in the country is truly free. So $100 million. Yeah, everybody in Canada feels super free right now. Try, try Danny to tell me as I read this, what exactly they're getting.

Cause you read this and you go, okay, we're giving all this money to the community, right? And you go, okay, what are we getting? They go,

we're going to put this money towards building a future where everyone in the country feels truly free. Okay, so what are we getting? And they go, an announcement. The Minister for Women and Gender Equality, all right, she said the whole government's plan, the whole government plan that will guide our ongoing work like discrimination to break down barriers to advance rights and to build a better future where everyone is truly free in Canada okay okay what are we getting what is that you know it is impossible I read the whole thing I still don't know what we're getting there's a couple trinkets in here where you go okay so this imagine you were like huge news i'm a you know i'm a transgender

queer and they go big news 100 million bucks you're getting you go what is it you go for we're building communities and fostering relationships against discrimination for the marginalized people you go i'm listening. You go, that's what we're doing. It's crazy too because- It's the, you know, no, no, no. You know what, what's the one fucking, where they have the hoes on boats, Step Brothers?

Oh, boats and hoes. It's the pitch for the Step Brothers company. Yeah, I think it's Catalina Wine Mixer. Yes, so they go, our government, this is what else they're getting. Our government will never stop fighting to protect and support your rights and freedoms. I'm still listening. The government in Canada will continue to work with the provinces and territories,

cities and towns, community organizations. So there can continue to do that. And the two LGBTQ plus IA people from all walks of life to build a better future we can be proud of. Okay, I think I got this first part. So I feel like I've registered the first part where it's like, yeah, you want them to be proud.

Yeah. Communities. I think I've got that. I think this is just going to the flag manufacturing. This is their press release, by the way. This is going to be like just rainbow flags and trans flags just dropped on every house in Canada. Everyone gets a flag. And overseas, too.

They're going to every embassy, like the Saudi Arabia embassy, they're just going to be shooting them out, paper airplanes. It also said that the government will adopt and encourage the use of the 2SLGBTQ plus I acronym. Okay, so... So we're just trying to get an acronym going? Well, the 100 million... It's cost 100 mil for a fucking acronym? Well, they're not... They're going to encourage it.

They're going to encourage the use of it. Just to encourage it. So part of this $100 million plan involves encouraging the acronym. So, so far, the only thing that I've kind of registered is they're going to encourage the use of the acronym. So maybe that goes like commercials. What does that mean? Like you make a commercial that's like you got to use it pal yeah buddy it's like you canadian heritage moments no they're gonna do the commercials with like the gillette like don't be mean ones where it's like someone's like you know it's a

like two guys playing hockey and the guy's like hey uh my friend's a part of the lgbt community and he's like dude he thinks he's so progressive he's finally caught up he goes yeah my friend's a part of the lgbtq plus uh two-spirit community go record scratch no that's not okay that's not okay man that's not how we talk anymore so i think maybe those yeah yeah you're right they used to have this thing again called the canadian heritage moment which didn't even real and it would be would be like these commercials that were like all the crappy Canadian moments. They invented basketball and stuff like that, right? How am I going to get my peach basket back?

And one of these is for each one's each letter. You know what I mean? They have one where it's like the moment, the adoption of the L. What if we added the L to the thing? And he goes, that's genius. And I go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He's got like a board, like a magnetic board and he goes, just humor me

for one second. And he takes the two S from the end of it and he goes, oh my God. And he goes, you fucking did it. You fucking non-binary genius. Yeah.

He also said, said okay so that's uh so so far the first thing is they're going to encourage the use uh which means lesbian gay bisexual transgender queer intersex and additionally sexually and gendered is diverse people okay what are the goods everyone's everyone's you know the guys just straight up gonna be like a hundred million dollar like facebook ad spend it's going straight to face you know what it is too like they're at the press release like justin trudeau they're all snapping photos he got his hair and there's a drummer doing like the his hands are getting tired like drum roll please like his hands are getting tired doing the drum roll smoke is starting to come up anytime now, any time now, Justin.

Any time now, tell us what this means. Okay, here's one. We're going to get a dedicated two-spirit senior advisor position within the 2LSBGTQ secretariat and also is being created to support resilience and resurgence. So the first thing, now we're talking. So, so far we we have we're going to encourage the acronym and they're hiring someone which i can't believe matt imagines more than like

80 grand a year position so oh i bet you it's a little more 80 grand is a slap in the face and what kind of scandal would be if you go yeah i'm the and they're only paying me 80 grand okay i think this is two hundo okay so two hundo of the million goes to a two-spirit senior advisor. Yeah. So if you're your average... And then obviously there's going to be also many people below that. Yeah, okay. A senior advisor is just not on an island.

Okay, so basically it's that we're hiring a few people. Yeah. Okay, so... But I just like the other idea. What do you do here? This is the ultimate... A lot of that. This is the ultimate what do you do here.

So now we're talking. We got the senior advisor we're encouraging the use of the acronym in addition the action plan will continue to advance and strengthen the rights within the community so uh okay your guess is as good as mine and abroad so it might be some facebook ad spends in china for example yeah that'll go over well by building on the criminalization of conversion therapy. Okay, so they're basically...

Okay, so anti-conversion therapy, which I'm pretty sure is illegal. It's illegal. But they recently made it illegal. Yeah, for the one guy that still maybe is getting converted somehow. Also, it was voluntary anyway. So what is the...

So if you're going to put like 100 million... If you're putting like 3 million... So far, this is like 30% of it is like, so three, basically 30 million bucks into like, I guess like ads to say that conversion therapy is bad or something like that. But I mean, it's illegal. They made it illegal. Okay. So I don't even, maybe some like two.

So they want to stop black market. Two QI plus dispensaries. Maybe it's like a black market thing. QQI plus dispensaries? Maybe it's like a black market thing. They hire kind of a team of essentially LGBT sergeants that you sort of show up and there's a guy that's straight but he doesn't want to be straight. And they show up and they're like, you suck that dick. You be who you're supposed to be.

Maybe. They're on police force. Look at you. Trying to get married. You're trying to get a wife. He whips it out. You get on this slob this now you're a gay man it's the law bigot yeah they're just sort of they just walk around like sort of

playing the knockout game with preachers i don't know what this is for hey this is lgbtqs plus community town buddy this is just trudeau doing whatever the fuck he wants because a lot of this is even for this is even for votes right he wants. Because this isn't even for votes. Right. How many votes is this guy? No, this is for getting people on his trail. This is probably losing you more votes than you're getting, to be honest, at this point, when there's like inflation

and a bad economy. That's true. 100 million for this. Yep. Data collection, analysis, and research about to I bet you he would like to do some fucking research on them, wouldn't he? Go fucking... Also, I will be the one doing the research. I'll be doing the research.

Oh, you're going to be doing... What does that mean? Research never tastes so good. Politicians is... You know what's so crazy? Your research. This is also like... And analysis.

What does analysis mean? You go, they come back, they go, we spent that 200 million bucks. What did it show? It turns out the dick goes in the ass. This is also like a, uh, also hack thing,

I guess, or whatever, but it's, I'm sure lots of people are saying this. Uh, but they still like have all these reserves where they don't have drinking water. Like, is this a priority over that?

He, cause I know he promised that too. He goes, we're going to get clean drinking water, drinking water. Yeah. He goes, we got special dyes.

$50 million to a special dye that makes the water come out as a rainbow. And you're like, I'm sure all these people on reservations are like, yeah, this stuff is great with the two spirit stuff. But if I didn't have to boil my drinking water would be awesome. First of all, there's none of them on the reserve. First of all, we don't know any of those people. That's like people who don't live on the reserve and went to college. Yeah.

Or even they're like, yeah, there's some two-spirit things. We don't give a shit. Right. The level of priorities here are so low for this general stuff. They're like, what about that? And they go, yeah. It's like we got to do this first to get there. All right.

And the data analysis, they will also be improving and they have some investments that will be made in awareness campaigns to improve understanding so you know what this really is so the awareness campaigns you it's a big odd spend billboards you know it's so funny

am I the actor or the bigot in what in that in the campaign you're the bad guy right billboards. You know, it's so funny. Am I the actor or the bigot? In what? In the campaign. You're the bigot, for sure. So they're basically, you know, millions of dollars worth

and then $70 million is going to be consultants. Yeah. This is just going to get a poof. Yo, this will be, if it's not already gone,

like, first of all, they're going to hire some like, you know, like a consultant agency that's going to spend 2.5 mil on a website.

Like, out of the gate. Yeah, yeah. For sure. It's all that stuff. And then you go look. And then by the time that they actually look into this, he'll be gone. And then they'll be like, yeah, this is how government works. Now those are jobs that exist.

Yeah. The money gets just incinerated. Yeah. It's a lot of it's going to be consultants. And if you actually digged into their things, there'll be a lot of kind bars at that office yeah i'll never forget i had a friend of mine who worked for the peel district school board and she said that at the end of the year they had money left over in their budget and you have to spend the money i know because because if you don't yeah next year they go right thing in the book and she goes and they spent twelve thousand dollars on chocolate

business cards no they did yeah she goes that's like that was what when he goes 12 grand on chocolate business cards no way yeah and then i go yeah and this is this is just another this is chocolate business cards but they're they're two-spirit chocolate business cards so instead of twelve thousand dollars they're fifty thousand dollars that is funny though that i will say that these kind of consultants probably don't have a missing extra budget at the end of the year. No, well,

that's what I'm saying. They have a fucking rager, but they know how to spend, you know what I mean? You know, it's probably like they all get together and it's like, you know, the guy who works for the,

the, like the mining consult, like the mining minister. And then the, you know, the overseas minister, they're like, yeah,

what are you guys doing when your department has extra money left over? And she goes, she's like picking her teeth with a gold pick, like extra money. Extra money. And I'm sure there's a research thing. They're going to sit down and be like, how do we get more funding? And someone goes, just hear me out. Another letter.

Three spirit. Holy shit. You just increased our budget 50%. That's insane. Oh, my fucking God. You're a genius. That number goes up. that number goes up this is always number goes up

it always makes me laugh the idea that this is your girlfriend like wanting something specific and then you promising like honestly

like I want to go on a trip to you know like Spain right yeah and then you go and you know what I honestly

couldn't agree more you deserve the world and i'm gonna do everything i can to make sure that you are the most important person and you deserve everything that's coming your way and you're so special and she's like anyways we have to book the tickets now and you go there is nothing that'll stop me from making you happy and she goes so just maybe to the credit card if you want to toss that over and you go credit card or no credit card you are the most filibuster you're filibustering on your vacation no i know the thing that makes me happy about this is just thinking about like gordon lethbridge who

like you know smokes fucking players greens and ashes into his pocket who's reading about where his tax money is going he goes what the fuck is any of this not even where is this money going to he goes what is this i don't even understand well he better not say that out loud or one of these diversity consultants will be knocking on his door re-education consultants like the they're in this article too they have a thing read more and says calgary Pride. It says LGBTQ, which is the wrong thing. Pretty fucked up. Calgary Pride. But this is probably how progressive they can get.

But they go, Calgary Pride says LGBTQ refugees to lead the pride parade. Refugees at the front of the pride parade? Yeah, we're going refugees. How much did that cost them? A couple million? Oh, that'll cost you. Yeah. You know how, just the

casting directors for that cost. Yeah, it is funny thinking of these meetings and it's like, you know, it's not some, you know, college kid with green hair.

It's like a bunch of it's like literally like eight guys in suits being like, yeah, that'll cost you. I think we get it done. I think we get it

done. Hey, Bill, what do you think? You think we can get those rainbow flags I think we can get it done. Hey, Bill, what do you think? You think we can get those rainbow flags done? Oh, they want them rainbow? Oh, the rainbow dies in short supply right now. Ukraine, supply chains are crunched. Price of energy in Europe is through the roof. I think we can get it done. Maybe $2 million over budget?

I don't know. We'll see. Listen, we want to help you, man. We want... Sorry, not man. Like, we want to do everything we can to get this. How many refugees do you need? Five?

It's just a tough month for refugees. This is my friend, my friend. Guys, where you think refugees just grow on trees? Where do you think they come from? If you'd asked me three months ago, it would have been half the price, my friend. It's just a bad time for refugees you tell him he goes terrible time for refugees see what the refugee crop reports are looking like okay okay we and uh that says you got a bit of a gay conversion therapy problem so you know we're probably gonna need at least 40 50 agents

to get rid of that and he's like the stats said that you know they're it's illegal and people don't do it he goes you know what we't do it. He goes, you know what? We'll just leave it on the streets. You know what? You're right. And then they'll be probably good, I guess, next time the conservatives. Kids will die. Yeah, kids will die.

You know what? Honestly, you're right. Let's just focus on something else. If you want the kids to die, I mean, that'll be for you to deal with when you're campaigning for your next election. Let's just kill the kids. Yeah, we'll just kill. You know what?

I'll tell you what. The money we'll take to that, we'll just put it in knives because why don't you just kill the kids themselves? Why don't we just cut out the middle, man? I'll put 80 knives in this budget, and you can just go murder LGBT kids personally. Yeah, you might as well. It'd be probably cheaper.

All right. Same amount of kids killed, and you go, okay, fine, we'll do the conversion therapy. Does everybody just work for the government in Canada? Is that where we're going? It's legitimately the guy walking in to get a hoopty and walking out with nine spoilers and a fucking deluxe radio package.

He's got subwoofers, a black light underneath, every feature in the game. Feeling like he got rinsed but doesn't want to say it out loud. No, I actually wanted the double spoiler on my Ford Accord. Ford Accord. Damn it. You're going to get roasted for that. roasted for that yeah you what i can't make references to ryan long man of the people ford accord i knew what a spoiler was yeah and a double spoiler yeah boiler alert so there's uh So there's the – So also, we got the opposite of this.

And this is a banger. So in the opposite, there's a bit of a war going on, sort of a culture war going on within the students and the schools in Texas. Hey-ha. Buddy. This article, like, legit just made me laugh so in texas basically they i'll just tell you the thing without even reading it so they have it's it's incredible so this school board they passed some law where they essentially said anyone who brings

in in god we trust banners or photos they have this big area where they put them in. And somewhere in this contract, they kind of have it written. And there's this organization called Patriot Mobile. Shout out to the Patriots. Yo, Patriot Mobile is like, they're like putting money into elections. Not a cell phone thing. I think they are a cell phone company. Oh, is it like you?

Oh, it's actually a cell phone company? My friend. You never heard about Patriot Mobile? No. Patriot Mobile is like fucking this like- Are they like Mint Mobile but for patriots? They're turning into like Christian George Soros, my friend. Ooh, I like it.

Dude, it's like this Christian cell phone company that's just got tons of money, and they're throwing it around for politics issues, right? So Patriot Mobile is like campaigning for candidates and it's like working. Yeah. They're just like a pack

or whatever one of those things. Yeah. Essentially, right? Yeah. And it's like they don't care because their market is the Patriots. So it's like people are like we boycott them.

It's like the pillow guy, right? Yeah, the more you boycott them the more they just are like we're trying to we don't want the Patriots. They're like our name is Patri Patriots. So it's like people are like, we boycott them. It's like the pillow guy, right? Yeah, the more you boycott them, the more they just are like, we're trying to... They're like, our name's Patriot Mobile. First of all, we only operate in Republican areas probably. Second of all, yeah, we didn't think the green-haired college kid was going to get her cell phone from Patriot Mobile. No. It can be a dollar a month and they won't do that. How funny would that be for a daughter that daughter that her she hates like a kona college hates her republican gun dad and he's like uh you know their cell phone

plans on patriot mobile it just says like you know where it says like whatever it just says or just even worse american flag yeah yeah and it's like a very it's very christian right so they did this thing in the school where they're like you know for some reason it was kind of like oh we have this thing where anyone can bring in in god we trust so they have this area where all the in god we trust things go up which is to some degree this is the kind of campaigning that patriot the mobile is doing right because technically i guess you shouldn't be having like God things in public schools. Right, yeah, the separation of church and state, right? They're trying to bring church back into the world.

And they're doing a pretty good job of it, despite the fact that it's like technically illegal. They're finding these loopholes where they're like, well, no, I'm kind of paraphrasing, this might be a little bit untrue, but the gist of it is kind of like, well, no, we just have this gift area that we control and any gift, and we'll say

that any gift that someone comes up with And they're not saying which god, right? Because the god we trust is on the money. Right, so that was So it's very like, it's the boiling frog They go, just, we're saying everybody likes money. And then so liberals in that area got wind of that, and they were

like mad, so they started saying, well, if you're allowed to take any sign, why not this? As long as it says in God we trust. So they were giving them in God we trust sign. They were like in Arabic. And in God trust we signs, they were like rainbow ones. And it's honestly like they're at a city council. It's like Alex Stein. It's like Alex Stein styles because they're at the city council meetings.

Right. They're doing this. They're showing up. And it's like it's exactly his videos where he's like alex stein it's like alex stein styles because they're at these city council meetings right doing this they're showing up and it's like it's exactly his videos where he's like at it we're like but it's not a troll it is a troll but it's not a troll yeah well their trolls are like yeah it like would be a troll if they weren't like mad about it yeah they're mad about it okay put up these ones in dallas tech or in somewhere in tex Texas put up our Arabic in God we trust yeah like it is yeah it is funny it's only not funny if you're like yes we have to do this because they're like Nazis like it's it's yeah it's only you have to be like uh you can't be like seething when you do your troll no no no no they're just straight up being like hey they obviously don't like it and they go okay, okay, well, if that's the policy, let's throw these bad boys up as well.

However, it didn't work because this is the best part. It's so funny because they go, so they bring all the signs there. And when they brought them, they go, a coalition of members designed an array of alternative posters. One written in Arabic, others with rainbows near the start of monday night's meeting however the board president cameron byron uh brian responded that the district already had enough signs on display yeah the moment the arabic one comes out in texas go oh wait did you not get the memo oh yeah we we've reached our sign quota we don't need any more signs but appreciate it appreciate your nice signs yeah we're not gonna be able to put them up though we've we have as many signs so it's like everyone

finding a technicality and he goes you know we appreciate the signs um but we already have enough isn't that so funny so they're like yeah we have this area for signs everyone bring your god signs in they go hey we have these lgbt ones you go just missed the cutoff. Look, where would we even put them? There's no space on the walls, but I appreciate the sentiment. Yeah, honestly, good work. Sorry, we'll reimburse you for it if you want. Yeah, yeah, that's good shit. So that's like, it's a sign war.

Hilarious. Signs, signs. Nothing like a good sign war. I mean, again, like I... And the Patriot Mobile said, long hair hair Arabic people need not apply. So he untucked his dick from between his legs. He's allowed to go back inside if he takes his dick out. He's like, no, no, you're trying to.

I mean, that is a funny troll because to think of the people who are like not really knowing about this stuff, who are probably like, you know, fairly Christian, because i'm sure the district is just like 95 christian uh-huh tiny percentage people who are like yeah okay well then let's let's toss our bad boys up there and then the thought of like just some random like you're going to watch your kids play high school football and you're walking you go what's this arabic rainbow and god we trust not a happy camper like those people are like this is like yeah this is best for everybody if we don't do this. Well, that was the whole reason why, you know, in the first place, they were, you know, they shouldn't have gotten schools.

Right. Okay. Anyways, that shit was making me laugh. That was very funny. Like the photo is honestly, it looks like a frame from an Alex Stein thing. This guy's at a city council holding these two photos. Oh my God. That's good shit

that's real good shit so i always love the the the when women write articles that is like just essentially becoming like a frat bro you know and like we've talked about this before but the idea that a lot of this kind of new girl stuff, it really does boil down to the one meme where it's like, you know, 2000 or like 1950, like women have equal rights as men. Yeah. Like 2000, like women are just as good as men. 2022, women are men. Right.

Yeah. Because a lot of it will be like, you know know a lot of that stuff would be like burping and shit like that and you're kind of like burping and women can burp and fart and you're just like like every like yeah you're picking like a kind of like a caricature of like a that like a frat bro of course and like you're basically saying oh yeah all guys are just sitting there ripping the ass I mean that argument can be made about like trans stuff too when you say that like hey they become you just like all of this stuff is essentially

like my identity is like a caricature of what a thing is you know it's like gay guys almost like in a lot of ways become a caricature of a sassy girl right so this next one this article this woman basically did this whole bit where she goes you know making a case for masturbating on your lunch break i love it you called it a bit

it's got a little little skit she's bit she's doing and i just yeah yeah and the dudes have been doing that for fucking since time but not in a trillion years would a guy ever write an article where he's saying, like, you'd be fired, first of all. First of all. And they're not doing it on, like, lifehacker.com, being like, hey, guys, I don't know if you knew this, but you could just, during your lunch break, rub one out. And that doesn't even count towards the whole day total that's an afternooner still got time at night the audacity a man would have to have

to write an article why spanking it on your lunch break is actually good dude you would be fired yeah faster than you can blink an eye and be like hey uh fred just published an article about how he's been jacked up in the bathroom. So Fred's a bit of a blogger on the side, and outside of working at the bank, turns out every time he goes to the bathroom, he's just jerking off.

Hey, one of the greeters at Walmart who shakes their hands. Yeah, bringing that up at the board meeting too. Like everyone's standing there and we go, with this girl, like this girl's like a fat blogger chick. No one can say anything. It's like, but with it, yeah, if you had like the meeting, like it's not even like it's like a low person. It's like the vice president.

Just one quick bit of house cleaning. If we could... Yeah, if we could maybe not publish articles about how we've been jacking off in the office, that'd be great. During work hours. That's more of something you should do on your personal time.

I kind of can't believe I have to be saying this. No, you know what the guy's version of this would be? The guy's version would be like, hey, if you jack off at work, you're kind of getting paid to jerk off. How to get paid to jerk off. And you do it on company time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're basically a prostitute.

Yeah. Being paid to do this i have some of the most open in-touch girlfriends and colleagues and i can casually mention to them how much better i feel after a good orgasm that is what that's the is that what girls talk about that's that's the girls who are trying to be like men yeah that's what they talk about like the whole we're the same show you know three girls at the workplace like you know dudes at the lunch table it's like they're out around the cooler i'd be like fucking nicks last night yeah talk about sports and then the other the girls are there it's like dude orgasms are sick i got a new my attache wand uh died and then i got a new one oh interesting yeah yeah any changes

nope same old this is the girl that probably so many people try to avoid to be like dude i gotta avoid that girl like every time i talk to her, she's like, tells me how many orgasms she had last night at work. And you can't really say anything to HR because she is the head of HR. But also it's even more remedial than that. It's kind of like what a 12 year old boy would say. Cause she goes, I can casually mention them. How much better I feel after good orgasm.

And he'd be like, yo, I love coming. Yo, coming so sick right you ever come before it's pretty sick right that like that's the level that her and her friends are talking at i'm so empowered but they're like aren't we so empowered we masturbate all the time yeah oh do you masturbate nice you yeah yeah we are sticking it to the man stick it taking out the patriarchy. How often? A couple times a day.

What are you running? Crazy is the word she used, too. She calls it cracking her clit. I saw that. Insane. Oh, my God. Just crack the clit. Anyone else?

Because I'm fucking eating. What are you talking about? We're eating. Lunch. Just go do it. You don't have to tell us. Guys, I got an announcement to make. Just took it for another crack.

Everybody, I got a ding, ding. I got an announcement. Silence. Broke the record Times are left Someone just hit double digis before noon Just call me the click cracker She's got the sign with the numbers The roll, it's a roll

Ding ding Oh the bell Yeah the bell Ding ding ding The sail bell Made another sail 14 So insane The bell. Ding, ding, ding. The sale bell. Made another sale. 14.

So insane. I guess women don't treat this like a chore like guys do. I mean, you could run through every, there's 20 things about how funny it is. You could run through just the idea of this is your mom. Yeah, imagine you're the kid whose dad is writing articles about how he's spanking it in the stall at work. At work. And he works, he works at the hockey arena. It's not even like the thing too where they have like some like nerve damage where they like have to have to masturbate or something.

It's just like, yeah. One afternoon when asked how my date was going, I mentioned how much better I felt after a sunrise swim workout and spontaneous midday masturbation coffee room talk. You go, Hey, uh, how'd you go on? I just took the kids down to the pond. What about you? I feel really good after I work out and spank her. Also, isn't all masturbation spontaneous? How much masturbation is deliberate and planned?

That's true. Yeah. She's kind of new to the game. That's why I was saying. Honestly, it sounds like a 10-year-old, 12-year-old boy writing this. He's just figuring this stuff out. That's exactly what I'm saying. Yeah, do you know you could jack off in this film?

Or like a douchebag, like an alien who's trying to fit in with American culture. And he's kind of watching movies. And he's like, oh, how to hang out with college kids and he's like, jerking off is great, right boys? You know what I mean? With his America flags? Yeah, he's trying to fit in. She goes, it got me thinking about how many benefits.

So she told me, I love masturbating. She left and she goes, huh, that kind of gets me thinking. Yeah. She goes, I got me thinking how many benefits you feel post a good orgasm and how sometimes it's all you need. And as a holistic health coach. Yeah, that's what it is right now. She's a coach.

See, this is like one of her practices. This gets mixed in the whole thing. That's the main prescription she's getting. You're a doctor. There's something wrong with you. She goes, first off, I'm not a doctor. And you try cracking the clit. How often you spanking

her? All right. Sit down. So do you hire somebody for money and they use the term cracking your clit? First things first. You spanking it? How often? I'm going to up that dosage. How often do you get in there before noon? He goes, kind of never really. It's more of a night thing. Oh yeah, we're going to want to see that at least

three or four before noon. She writes it because your prescription you go you really you have to write that down yeah you're not gonna remember what are you prescribing i'm gonna prescribe a little lube a little ky and a little morning clit cracking that's making my fucking ears cringe to hear that over and over insane she she fancies herself a coach like a health practitioner yeah and her main That's making my fucking ears cringe to hear that over and over. It's insane. She fancies herself a health... She's a coach. Like a health practitioner. Yeah, and her main...

You know how they say, I got a fever and the only prescription's more cowbell? Yeah. She's the more cowbell thing for cracking it. I got a fever and there's only one prescription. Cracking her. Cracking her. Cracking her. I believe this is the best therapy that you can get for free.

And here's why. We hold tension down there, too. And there's a decent build. Oh, shouldn't it? It's like a lot of rationalization. But again, it would be like. It's like, sure. Yeah, go for it.

Yeah. Right. We're leaving an article. You know what the saddest part, too, is, well, sad slash maybe good for us down the line, this is her first article. Really? On Mamma Mia. Yeah, I went and checked.

I always go check. Well, yeah. Because our favorite cranks them out one a day, not the clit, the articles. And this is number one for her, so. And it is a girl like this. She's like, I'm fucking spanking it five times a day. Imagine. And she's sort of like justifying her to herself.

Imagine you want to get into blogging, though, and you go't think of what's my first i see i didn't even think of that you're right that's so funny this is her first blog you're right because i would if this was like article number 15 you might be like they're running out of ideas number one you're like this is how you got you're like you've been thinking about this for five years this is the thesis statement yeah yeah this is like all your things. Every theory you have about this stuff and you go leading with the best. You sent this around to a bunch of different places to try to get it published.

Yeah. But this is the top one she has. It's a beautiful, important form of self-care. It doesn't always have to be about pleasure. Well, I don't know. Let's go in there. I guess she's thinking about a guy just about getting it over with.

And let go of the guilt. I mean, you should feel a little guilty of doing it like every single day at your office i'm not saying it never happens but you should feel like yeah i shouldn't feel like proud of this yeah it's you do this it's like some things are you know not meant for public consumption you don't have to write an article about every shit you take either. Oh, you're right. It's a TMI situation as well. Yeah, it's just like go fucking take your shit and move on with your life.

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