The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Sports Illustrated Fires Everyone Proving Jordan Peterson Right!

Episode Date: January 26, 2024

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In a very controversial move, Sports Illustrated has fired all of their employees and appointed university professor Jordan B. Peterson as head of talent for all future swimsuit covers. Stating, when the magazine started to free fall, we all knew there was only one man with the unique ability to sniff out which broads would get men's d***s hard. And that man is Jordan B. Peterson. The statement by the board continued, when all the bloggers at the magazine were insisting these big gals were dimes, we just took their word for it.

But Mr. Peterson was able to see what none of us here could, that Martha Stewart isn't that hot in a bikini. The man just has a third eye for identifying fine ass. When asked how Mr. Peterson will fit booking talent for swimsuit covers into his busy schedule, he responded by saying, Oh, I'll make time. The future of the world depends on it, bucko. First they're telling you some fat broad is a snack, next they've got you in the gulag. And good luck getting to the front of those bread lines without losing a finger or two to the quote-unquote talent.

Mr. Peterson finished by saying, It's swimsuit, not swim tarp, pal. And the old models can shimmy back to the comedic birthday cards that they belong on. Peterson out, bitch. At this point, a board member stepped out in front of him and shuffled him off the stage before apologizing for Mr. Peterson and insisting he was a little tired after a 14-hour day of judging snizz. The Boys! The Boys Cast! The Lads! The Boys Cast! The Dudes!

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was a down syndrome member of parliament and again danny you said you want to take a crack at that good for her good for her representation matters you know what i said when they told me there's a down syndrome member of parliament i said another yeah well i said you know what here's as far as i'm concerned they're all retarded that's what i said as the only member of this podcast who's against eugenics i actually think that that's a good thing old fucking adolf ryan over here wants to say no we we got to test for them when they're in the womb and just get rid of them all together sir we have good news it is going to be a baby boy we have really bad news it's going to be sniffling an unsufferable amount what do you want us to do

just say the word and they go come here come here come here let's just fucking try it on the next round that's like how bad we can do again. Let me ask you a question. I actually got no sniffles right now. How bad is it? Is he going to be able to make it through a podcast? I just said it off mic, actually, that my sniffles are actually gone because it turns out that I'm allergic to my dog. Who would have thunk it?

I'm allergic to all dogs. Oh, bitch, Danny, getting forced to have a dog against his will. I love the dog. No, no, no. He's dying in the process. I still can't get rid of the dog. If I had a choice to get rid of the dog or double the sniffles, I'll go double sniffles.

Anybody who owns a dog knows. Double sniffles is fine. But now I'm going to go on a daily regimen of Flonase. Doc, doc. So I think Ryan might be the sniffly one. If you're hearing sniffles, because Ryan likes to make it out that he's not sniffling. But if you just heard a sniffle right there, that was you. I think it's contagious, man.

You started hanging out with him too much. You started hanging out with the big nose people. Before I knew Danny, I didn't own any crypto i wasn't losing money on investments wasn't sniffling i think my posture is worse that's what happens everything yeah it's going it's going downhill soon you'll have a dog but we are back and know what? I'm announcing a whole bunch of dates in North America. So I just want to say quickly that you're going to catch me in Perrysburg, Columbus, and Liberty. Then we got a weekend in Dallas, a weekend in Calgary that I might film a special there.

Baltimore, D.C., Washington, D.C., Boston, Winnipeg, Atlanta, San Diego, Houston, and Austin. So lots going on. Dallas, April 27th. Plano, Texas. Oh, you're going to be at Plano too, April. Plano at the end of last weekend of April. I'll be in Scottsdale, Arizona in August. I'll be in Minneapolis beginning of May.

And then Vancouver and Edmonton in the summer. So let's fucking go, ladies and gentlemen. We are out here. We are here. We are queer. We don't sniffle and we drink beer. Look, listen to me even try and sniffle. Just breathing.

Breathing sounds like. Just to quickly wrap up this Sports Illustrated thing. Obviously, we did the intro on it. The blogs are dropping like flies right now right i mean it's unfortunately a pretty outdated well that's the thing sports illustrated was a mat was the preeminent magazine i think they were so slow to switch over being like yeah magazines will never die you need something to do while you're taking a dump that's true and then they kind of just and but the thing is and obviously everyone's saying it's the fat girl stuff,

but it is more than that. It's kind of a lot of the times, one of the reasons these magazines and kind of outdated models are all doing bad too, is when times were good, they made a lot of good time laws and they have unions and stuff like that. And then when times are bad, they can't unroll it right yeah so these a lot of these business models are like

really fucked when uh when times are bad yeah of course they just they can't they're not flexible like they're not nimble businesses that's a good a more tech term way to explain it yeah but so the union stuff they basically a lot of these places unionize and it's hard to unionize when you have like um a creative business you know what i mean like this is what they said uh one of the things with the unions rounds of layoffs eliminating top staffers and bouts with troubled articles written by artificial intelligence that's what some of the first problems but the unions one of the things they did was a lot of the plays came together and said we're not being treated with respect which obviously I guess you should be treated with respect.

But we're not being paid the wages. Yeah, but what do you mean by not being treated with respect? Are you like, your boss is like, yo, what's up, bitch tits? Is it like that? Or is it like, hey, your article is not, nobody reads your article, so we have to reduce you. They actually do tell you what they're not respect was. We are being told to do work that we're not comfortable with. It has corporate influence.

Yeah, which is why. Any article that, you know, is about men. Yeah, right, right. Yeah. They go, we'd like to do our 15th expose on the women's United States soccer team, please. They go, it's pretty covered ground here. I don't feel comfortable right now. They blow the union whistle

who should the fucking did the head of that union's probably got the bowl cut of the century right purple bowl cut that's the final boss man is megan rapinoe clone just coming in there like excuse me i'm a dog you do not want that union head coming there it's worse illustrated actually like maybe that's a shakedown of our scene. Probably I would say 10 to 15 years ago that was like maybe one of my most visited websites.

Really? And then for sports news and then I just replaced it with ESPN. At some point it just switched to ESPN. The swimsuit one was its own

they're sort of together but they're separate too because it was kind of like a monthly I think. No that was an annual the swimsuit was an annual thing. But they have their own

website where they post all sorts of stuff and I went and checked what are the kind of stuff a monthly, I think. No, that was an annual. The swimsuit was an annual thing. But they have their own website where they post all sorts of stuff. And I went and checked what are the kind of stuff they're up to. And the last ones, this is like in the last week or two. So I guess the final articles they want to get out. Selena Gomez just provided the best body,

best perspective on body positivity. There's also a big, there's a big spread of some bald girl. This is on the Sports Illustrated swimsuit. Yeah, the swimsuit. The normal one was actually kind of mostly still sports. Yeah, it's still sports. Yeah, you know what?

They just, they lost their kind of foothold. They used to be the kind of top dog. And I mean, you see it all the time. I mean, I know a lot of people that run media businesses and it definitely has to be nimble. It's a good way to put it. Yeah, and you definitely can't have the people... You have to have strong people at the top of that hierarchy

who's making decisions, and everybody listens to them. That's a good point. You need to be like, hey, we're not doing this bullshit, and everybody's like, you know, they're soldiers, like with a coin base or something. Yeah, we've made a decision. We're going to be moving in this different direction. Yeah, yeah we're not putting trans people on the cover we're getting sports illustrated swimsuit yeah exactly we're going to be covering these sports and not these

sports not trying to be contrarian but i don't think that was their death now i think that was their flailing trying to figure out something to keep themselves relevant and it's all just one big package you know what i mean like if they continued to be like oh we're just gonna put hot chicks on models they're not like we wouldn't be five years later being like just fucking printing money smoking cigars in the boardroom like i agree yeah that's what i'm saying there's more to it than that but it is just funny that that was such a cardinal component of like who they were for the last three years right they made a joke out of themselves well this is the biggest win for jordan peterson that's why man he's the that was our original the clip from the podcast as he was just walking around not hot he's just walking around now being like not hot

not hot dad what are you saying not hot and he got clowned for that too right like don't forget because i was we when we were doing this i was looking up articles and it was all like jordan peterson like uh makes fool out of himself by saying this woman wasn't hot or whatever, right? So he was sort of, you said he retweeted it? He retweeted which? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You said he retweeted it. Of course.

I think he's not going to take that old victory lap, Jordan P. It's definitely a victory lap. Oh, jeez. That's what I'm saying. He doesn't get a lot of wins right now, too. That's a victory laugh. Jeez. That's what I'm saying. He doesn't get a lot of wins right now, too. That's a big one. That's a huge win for him, because it was one of his primary battles he picked. You know what I mean?

He needs to do one of those movies where he buys it. Like, whoever bought it, like, in the LL or whatever, where he, like, owns Sports Illustrated. That would be amazing. Oh, can you imagine? Buys it for, like, five mil or something. I can't imagine it's worth that much more than that. Just in the parts. And just his dude smoking cigars. Yeah,ars yeah it turns into like goes back to basics so that's what they were

up to but you know what another thing that kind of kept happening on the internet is that i sort of take the other side of jbp on this one i think but a lot of people get into the argument of fighting against whether people should have anonymous accounts in a lot of, which I do get because if you're a person that has a public profile and you have all these people that just like start a profile and they're like just comment on everything you do, you're just like coward, you know what I mean? Yeah, of course.

Show me your face, you know? Yeah, it's same with like the Patriot front thing where everybody goes, let's see their face. Because everybody thinks they're feds. I saw the guy do an interview recently. The Patriot front thing? Dude, I had on their face and you're like because everybody thinks they're feds which is like i saw the guy do an interview uh recently the patriot for a thing dude i had on low value mail last night a former fbi agent and everybody was like hating him so much because obviously he used to be in the fbi so he's just like yeah now body inspector but he's just like yeah you know like i'm not gonna like you know that we have problems

but he's obviously like a company man kind of thing and everybody's like so i was saying how i'm like you know i personally and i know people even watching this right now are like you're a fucking idiot blah blah but like i have always said i don't think patriot front is just all fbi agents i'm sure there are some and the guy's like yeah of course we're like infiltrating these and have informants and all this stuff but he's like no we didn't make up patriot front okay but then the hilarious thing is patriot front sometimes they get in too deep, though. And before you know it, they're running it. Dude, he said-

It's like they were, you go, it's the little Spider-Man you look around. Dude, he legitimately said, he goes, we had a time once where we had some biker meeting and there was more informants than non-informants at the meeting. He goes, literally, we checked it out. He goes, whatever happened? He goes, there was more confidential informants working for us at the meeting than there were people who were not confidential. Yeah, that's like entrapment at that point, right?

And he's just like, yeah. He's like, whoops. He was pretty honest or whatever. But I just like, because I find it so funny, the Patriot Front is like, no, we're real Nazis. And everybody's like, no, you're feds. Ah, nice try, fucking feds. Good luck.

And they're like, no, we're nazis we're fucking white supremacists we're ethno-national it is true yeah nice try guys that is but i'm sure of course there are some but well that was what he said in his interview he was saying well people it's convenient for conservatives to say that because they don't have to like admit well they don't want to be yeah they don't want the the you know guilty by association kind of thing because that's closer to their side than the people on the other side. This guy wasn't taking that. He goes, you're going to have to admit

this guy looked kind of weird. He looked sort of like a really low-end Rousseau guy or whatever. He was not a scary-looking dude. No, he's not a scary-looking dude. Everybody goes, why do they cover their faces? I don't think Patriot Front pays that well. They have to have jobs like you have certainly you have to understand that these guys

like have families and they're worried about like the course of this country and so they're and they're worried about their families and they're like their kids and their kids kids and all that stuff so yeah they're like doing this stuff but they still have to support them surely showing their faces is gonna lose them whatever job they have yeah like obviously unless they're working a construction worker yeah i gotta lose their job i mean honestly even if you're working in construction still you're you would be making your like everybody's like why don't they show their plates why don't they show their face you're like yeah because you'll make their lives miserable well that's the same thing as the anon thing so yes exactly and it was like obviously you know what the truth is i think that that comes the divide that we sort of always take

the other side of that people are always like stand up and fight kind of thing and the actual truth is um if you actually do want to stand up and fight it's like the actual currency is people have money. And they do. It's like, yeah, that's what people do. They donate a hundred bucks a year. It's like, how many times have you seen on the internet like something where it'll be like, oh, we're trying to raise money for this movie or whatever.

And you're like, I'd like to see that happen. Throw a bit of bucks at it, right? So it's like, if you are trying to support something, it's do it that way. It's like probably the best way to support it if you're a normal guy isn't to go like ruin your life. No course not is yeah you find that is a legitimate argument it's the same as politics you want a candidate to be your poly like a politician i'll see what this guy says i'll throw some money behind his campaign because it costs a lot of money and then they'll represent

you and i like i mean that's the whole point of finding it helps more than just martyring yourself as like a guy. Of course. And again, these people have a lot to lose, generally. So, you know, I'm sure there's dudes who are in patriotism. I don't think it's necessarily helping either by being just a guy on the internet, like, shitposting or whatever, necessarily. No, no. Into the void.

But sometimes you end up, if you do it the right way, you can get... There are a lot of... Yeah, I guess that's maybe true, too. That cat turd guy, I know he's public now but until very recently he was anonymous dude that's true massive following i didn't he did an unveiling recently too and i think he got he's like a 60 year old guy with like with a cowboy i think i okay i thought that guy was gonna be like i'm gonna go out on a limb oh? I thought he was an old dude. Because I think he used to do live streams, but audio only. Live streams.

And you knew his voice sounded like an old guy voice. So you didn't know. But I bet the way his look, I bet that look is like public facing. I bet he was like a dude in a fancy cowboy hat and all this stuff. I bet he was just like a guy. You think once he got unveiled, he snatched himself up? was just like a guy oh you you think once he got unveiled he snatched himself up like a stylist that's my guess the stylist is like we're gonna get you like the aviators and i want you give me the like uh cowboy republican podcaster i don't think he was that guy

the guy named cat turd you think okay the cat turd would like worked as it worked in it before this yeah just some opinions well it wasn't the worst move yeah but the real yeah it's i don't think it's ever the move to like ruin your own life probably it's really is the move like the actual adult move is to like support things behind closed doors i mean again think about how many people don't donate to political causes and probably would never even admit it. Try to make a ton of a difference from doing that, too. Yeah, for sure. I mean, look how it worked out for George Soros.

This wasn't behind closed doors. Gangbusters for him. If people knew that you just donate to DAs, that's the move. It's just like really just support the district attorneys. Yeah. So, yeah, I don't. I'm sure there's a lot of people you support who does nothing and they just steal your money too. But whatever.

I mean, the idea that you're going to just go ruin your life is probably unlikely for most people. For sure. But when we're talking about the Sports Illustrated thing, it was another big argument of like getting rid of tackle football. sports illustrated thing it was a big another big argument of like getting rid of tackle football and you know what there was kind of uh uh probably like 40 arguments like that in the last little bit of like making things safer yeah and it was kind of like when you're talking about the sports illustrated thing it was just like they all there's all these little arguments of whether it's good or bad and you're just kind of like there's probably an argument he made about like yes ct is bad and all this stuff but you're just like how about just not changing everything all at once always you know what i mean yeah it was

just like yes but it's just changing everything always on all fronts is very exhausting for humans yeah like i can't every and you have to every year some feedback too because sometimes you change something you go oh actually the thing we changed wasn't even the problem exactly so if you change 50 things at once and now you're waiting for 50 new data points coming back to you it's just too much and you don't you can't you can't actually uh analyze it you can't analyze it because you go which was the thing that fixed the thing no matter how you slice it as society it's probably not a good idea that if you go on a six-month vacation you come back and a lot's different yeah it's like not really good for i mean we went on a one month vacation remember

to miami and came back and weed was legal here like it was like illegal fully and then we came back and like yeah it's it's totally legal you go okay yeah yeah and it was on every corner yeah it's on every corner instantly there was like people had little tables set up on like bedford but they are the same with trying to get rid of the like the historical figures but it's like every within like a year and a half they're're just like, everything you thought was wrong. This guy's... Apparently, I know a lot of people that liked Napoleon movie. My brother says, bad recommendation.

I haven't seen one. He said it was a real hit piece. That's what all I've seen. They're trying to make him look like an autistic cuck. Yeah, I haven't seen anything good about Napoleon. Because people kind of like Napoleon. Apparently, this is a straight up hit piece. Apparently, he wasn't even that short. Who's the guy

who played him again? Joaquin Phoenix. Yeah, Joaquin Phoenix. Joaquin Phoenix is pretty wacky with his ideas too, right? Yeah. He's so good in the Joker though. Yeah, he's a good actor, but I don't think he would have signed on unless it was a hit piece maybe. I don't know. Yeah, I didn't know we were doing like a not a revisionist thing on Napoleon. Obviously

he had his flaws, but he was a good general. Well, I don't know. Some people like him, some people don't, I guess. people don't i guess but this one apparently the movie's bad they was not that the movie was bad i think people were annoyed that they made him seem like a pussy that's me you know maybe we should do something for our patreon or you and i just go to watch movies yeah watch movies and fucking throw popcorn at the screen just get mad yeah maybe because we talk a lot about movies but then we don't maybe we need some sort of well you know my um my theory that i've been sort of thinking about a lot is just that every um as far as politics blogs go every liberal blog is guilt porn and every republican blog is anger porn yeah so it's like you basically anytime you're anytime you're reading

any of the liberal ones is so you can lash yourself and you're like, where are the worst? But I'm one of the good ones. You can kind of convince yourself, I'm bad, but not as bad. Not as bad. Definitely not as bad as those conservatives who are trying to ruin everything. And then the conservative blogs you're supposed to watch

and go, fuck! You seeing this? Yeah, they're going to kill our kids. Coming for the kids. Yeah. But there is, in terms of big changes happening, wrestling is going to be on Netflix now. Crazy. Is that the first live thing that Netflix is doing?

No, they've done this and that Chris Rock special is live. No, no, no, but like scheduled, like recurring. Is that the first schedule? Because I know Amazon has Thursday night football. Well, you know sports better than me. Amazon has Thursday night football. I don't think netflix has anything i think they did a ball drop okay there you go i don't know i'd be recurring every year true uh i don't know yeah i think this is their maybe one of their if not their first it must be

like one of the first ones that's like sort of game changing though yeah it's huge paradigm shifting some might say sure i mean it seems like that's what that seemed inevitable though for something like a netflix to start just doing live programming i don't know if it was the only thing the cable is hanging on by a thread with the sports right dude you know what's a weird thing right now too is i have youtube tv which is you know i pay like 70 a month for it and i have 100 channels but you know how on your tv now they come with like you know samsung has like samsung tv and they have like a million things most of those channels actually on youtube tv are just on the free part of my built-in television there's like all these

overlapping channels so then when you actually break it down you're like oh i don't actually get 100 channels it's like 30 interesting that's kind of a weird one yeah because you're yeah 70 of these channels are on the house they're on the house on the others like if i just white when i turn my tv on they're just there and you're going to east side mario's and you're like oh i got the bread and you go a little i got a little news for you pal for our american viewers east side mario's is a shitty knockoff of the olive garden he said mario's he said mario's about a boom bada bing nothing wrong with east side mario's and the bread's solid too and they do give it to you, but it's on the house. Yeah.

So you can't just bring... Well, you bring a girl there, and you go, why don't you just get a bunch of bread? They have the best bread here. That's like my scone joint. They have free scones. Is it a free scone joint? There's a joint in Toronto that has free scones. I've mentioned this on the podcast before.

I can't remember the name of it, but it was always, that's the thing. You take the girl to there, and you say you have the best scones in town. Best scones in town. I know, I know. Would you like to order anything? So would you like to order anything? The scones are to die for.

I kind of got a bit. My eyes are bigger than my stomach. I got a bit ahead of myself. Oh, we're going to Italy and we're not getting the pie. Come on. This is the best scone joint in the world. We only get scones. Kind of full around here.

Another round of scones, please. And the waiter's just like, fucking piece of shit. You always say complimentary. Another round we only get scones another round of scones please and the waiter's just like fucking piece of shit complimentary another round of the complimentary scone well you don't want the girl to know they're complimentary you're ruining the bit okay so on the topic of everything changing all the time this is probably my best one that i've seen in a while girls names for boys names is set to be the top baby trend for 2024 it's like girls have boys names boys have girls names yeah i heard that the new uh big trend for boys names is set to be the top baby trend for 2024. It's like girls have boys names, boys have girls names. Yeah, I heard that the new big trend for 2034 is boys with girls names getting brutally bullied.

That's the new 2034 trend. It's getting the shit kicked out of you. I believe they made a song about this called A Boy Named Sue. John Cash. I love the idea of you've got having to introduce his girlfriend this is my girlfriend daryl there is girls daryl hannah oh i guess they do have no it'd be like derrick yeah this is my girl uh yeah i'm going out with my girlfriend what's her name craig you think the uh muslim are going to do that?

A lot of girls named Mohammed? Oh, that's blasphemy. It's territory, my friend. Is that blasphemy? I don't think so. They're definitely not going to say that. Johnny, bleep that out. Just cut that whole thing out.

Oh, Danny's playing with fire here, ladies and gentlemen. Yes, Danny's. I now pronounce you Danny and your wife, Bill. Boys and girls, names of girls' names and boys' names. It's like, nothing can't be stopped. Yeah, nothing can't be stopped. I mean, look. It's the wacky world.

We've said it a million times. A lot of this gender stuff and a lot of weird religion stuff. You have a degree or a right to a degree to fuck up your kids. They're your kids everybody knows people if i had a girl's name i would just change my own name i'd come home i did my grandfather changed his own name his parents gave him a name that he didn't like he was getting bullied sort of at school grade two came home he goes that's not my name anymore changed my name went back to school i said i'm this now and he just probably had to get a couple scraps for a week and then

that was it and it's over now he's a normal name and never talked about again and it just sort of goes the original name i don't want to fucking dox them is it a really weird name it's not that weird but it was a name that uh that at the time had a tv character that was a villain that was associated with it so it was something like that got Gotcha. And he just goes, the Riddler. There was the Riddler, the Riddler, the Riddler,

boys names or girls name. That's one of those things where you're just like fucking doing lines. And you're just like, what are we doing? 2024 boys got girls names. Girls have boys. Let's fucking go. Let's go.

The guy in the head of fucking the progressive office is doing fucking lines. He goes, Susan, you're Bill. Bill, you're Susan. Woo. Woo. I can't be stopped. Yeah. There's no stopping.

It's really progressive. That's the thing. That's when you start running out of being progressive. You're done. You're running on fumes with progress. Here we go. Models are fat. Girls are named Bill. bill like literally you go i don't know like what else like you see all this stuff right now on women's golf chirping we're in a women's golf tournament men win it let's go no but we're so far down the line you are right they're out of ideas yeah

where they go yeah we chopped off the kids' dicks. Boys or girls, girls or boys. And then we're like, I guess. Oh, what's your daughter's name? Yeah, well, there's girls who become boys, and then we give them boy names. What about girls who stay girls, but we give them boy names? Dog names. This is my daughter's spot. You know what's funny, actually?

Fun little fact. The only humans I uh who have dog names are jewish women there's what kind of dog names are there for some reason there's a lot of jewish older women are named bailey yeah i know girls named bailey actually were the jews though well i think the dogs have people names as far as i think of it so i saw that name so many times as a dog and then i started seeing it as old Jewish ladies And I go that's weird Interesting well that's a boy's name now As well as feminine feminist baby names

Like Honey, Vienna, Dahlia And Allora Dahlia Predicted by experts at Nameberry To be some of the most popular names They predict names like Cleo, Fern and Hazel I wouldn't want a dude named Hazel Hazel's a fucking't want a dude named Hazel.

Hazel's a fucking tough name. Fern, I think, that's been a guy's name. Willow have become more popular, guys. Apparently, there's a lot of dudes getting called Willow. That's weird. That's my sister-in-law's name. Willow has to become a UFC fighter at that point. Boy named Sue.

You literally give them the name Sue so that they're tough. I'd fucking emancipate from my parents if they'd name me Willow, man. You have to, man. What other wacky shit are they doing? That's hippie shit, though. That's the thing. That's hippie shit. I don't know. Willow's kind of hippie shit, but Hazel's not hippie shit.

Hazel's like- Old lady. Hazel's- It's like your grandma's name. That's what I'm saying, man. Naming your baby boy Hazel? Now? Yeah.

Hazel's a fucking crappy name, dude. But you change it to Haze. That's not bad, actually. Haze is good. Wait, your name's Haze? Okay, what if you do if your name is Fern? Fern? Fernard?

Fernard. Fernard. Fernard. It's actually short for Fernard. That's the funny part. You go, I'm Sam. You go, oh, Samuel. Actually, it's Samantha. Yeah, maybe I'm Sam you go oh Samuel actually it's Samantha

yeah maybe that's how you do it you go okay well give him a girl's name but one that can be shortened to a boy's name and then let him pick yeah okay yeah yeah yeah

you give him both options and then that's so Fern you change it to Fernando Cleo I guess you go yeah Fern Fernando right Cleo Cleo doesn't actually sound like that much Cleo, I guess you go. Yeah, Fernando, right? Cleo.

Cleo doesn't actually sound like that much of a... Cleo could be a guy's name, I feel like. You can't picture a black guy, like a black power guy named Cleo. Well, maybe. Cleandre. My name's Cleo! It'd be more like Cleandre or...

Exactly, right? Yeah. I could see Cleo being already a guy's name. June's a crappy guy's name. Anyways, apparently this part that I'm, these names I'm naming off, Honey in Vienna and Willow. Are currently popular.

They're currently, dudes are getting fucking slapped with Willow. Well, Willow again could just be Will. And in the numbers, dude, this isn't just like a couple ran off, one off dudes, man. Guys are getting fucking hit with Willow right now. That's just like one of those things

where you're 20 years old, you're a guy, you go by Will and you just have this weird thing with your parents where you really tried to fucking

pull something, huh? You know what else I would do though? If my parents named me Willow, I would make all my friends call my dad Mrs. Long. I'd come back and go, yeah, you should know

about my parents. My dad likes to be called Mrs. Long. Yeah, you know, because they just think everything's so interchangeable. So yeah, we call him Mrs. See how he fucking likes it

But the problem is That dad probably is like Probably does like it What's wrong with that? What about calling the mom Mr.? What's wrong with that? Bonjour Yeah the mom would be like

That's great I love you Actually I'm the Mr. I ran the show I am the Mr. Fellas I gotta tell The people

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him what he asked him he goes he asked me if I'm going to be calling him DeSantimonious. DeSantimonious is officially retired. And he fucking dropped the mic and walked off. DeSantis was like, oh my God. Finally.

I saw DeSantis posting a video asking his son, his like four-year-old son about football scores. So he's trying to get back in the mix of like just being a relatable guy now.

What do you think about what happens with the boots? I am sniffing more than I thought I would be i think you jinxed me ryan sniffleman over here i haven't sniffled once i think you jinxed me sleep schedules are all messed up man it's that jet lag uh that's the thing i'm a bit allergic to dog too and i'm fucking always got that dog It's hard to get away from it when you got it inside of you. I'm constantly fucking agonology from the inside.

Doctor, I'm allergic to dog. Can you remove me from me? It's an endless cycle, man. Barking and sniffing. Do you think the boots will get retired? I think the boots are retired. It have to be, right? Because he's still the governor.

It's not like he gets to go off on some stuff. I know, but he's trying to make everyone forget that this campaign ever happened. He's kind of going back, and he wants to come back eight years ago and have people forget about it, which they will, by the way. Yeah. I was thinking about it. Remember when Ted Cruz ran for president? I kind of forgot all about that. Yeah.

People do forget. And he won, like, I think he won Iowa or something? Yeah, they forget, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they still like him. Like, you know, the people of Florida love DeSantis. I know, but he was just getting sprayed on every angle, man. Getting killed. But the question is, someone, I think, tweeted, I posted

and then someone, but it is like the toupee thing because like, you know, if you wear a toupee, you can't just not be a toupee guy anymore. I think you can though, man, in politics.

In politics, okay. You know what I'm saying? That's what I'm wondering. Like, I'm wondering if he's like, thank God, I can just fucking go back

to wearing normal shoes instead of these ridiculous fucking boots. Yeah. He might have learned from his mistakes of all the stuff they made him try to do that was not the worst campaign in history so he's gone it looks like it's going to be the rematch but i just thought this was a funny one cnn's having like a mental breakdown about why they won't play uh trump's speeches and the article is no cnn should not carry live broadcasts of

trump's live filled screeds i don't know what a screed is so speeches or whatever yeah but it's funny to it's just like hilarious the idea of seeing the alliance cnn coming out fake news but they go so trump did a speech we're not going to show it to you but you can just take our word for what he said all lies he said all these things and they were lies and we're just we'd rather not show them to you because we're trustworthy can you imagine going on and just being like uh you go oh i'm gonna listen to trump's speech actually i'd rather just have cnn just tell me what happened what are you a fucking baby like first off if you're watching cnn then like fox is the next channel and they are showing it you know yeah you go oh cnn well i'll just press the button and go you're gonna

see it on the internet or or if you're not an internet person you're like some boomer or whatever and you're like not really that online you go okay well i'll go to the one channel above here and this is the equivalent cnn saying that they're not going to show you trump speeches because you don't need to see them they're all bad we'll just it's the equivalent of like a dude that gets in trouble where like a girl's messaging his wife and she's like i want to tell you but something and you go listen that girl's all lies you don't i'll tell you what she's gonna say yeah yeah you gotta again cnn that's literally what they're doing they go honestly this guy's a bag of shit all you need to know is he was saying a bunch of lies he's a liar there's nothing he'll ever say that's true

and you do not need to hear that i mean cnn is in for four nightmarish years if Trump gets back in. Well, what are they going to do after that? Well, I'm just saying if you're CNN, you literally like, yeah, we'll do whatever we can to not get him elected. And if that means we're not going to show his speeches, even if they're not lies. It's a weird thing where they're sort of caught in a weird thing because it obviously is good for the blogs

and all that stuff. I know. And CNN is in a back in business spot. It's like so many business models are Trump oriented. CNN CNN is in a also weird spot. They're back in business, man. It's like so many business models are Trump-oriented. Sorry, CNN got rid of Jeff Zucker and they brought the new guy in and they tried to kind of tack back to the middle. I know.

Right? Because they were doing weird shit. They were having all these right-wing guys on CNN coming on. I know you've been watching it. Giving interviews. I watched them all,

but giving interviews and you're like, you would have never seen someone like Ted Cruz or whatever on CNN. Well, they were just like, hey, we're news. news yeah we're just back to being the news and we're trying to get back to the center we're not trying to be msnb they got and they came msnbc and they go we're not trying to be that we're trying to be somewhere in between we're in the newsroom where they all

get in the room together and he goes i fucking love the news it's my favorite quote in the movie news guys just love news so much news news news news News But then now they're doing the same bullshit There's nothing funnier than like It's just such an agnostic thing News right We just love the concept of news I fucking love news They think they're all fucking Walter Cronkite over there

There's the cheesiest is the cheesiest line in any movie or any tv show in history fucking love the news he just loves reporting news um yeah but then doing this shit kind of brings it back and that's an msnbc move not showing trump's lies that you know well yeah like again if you're reporting on the news the this is my opinion but if you are go we're objective news you go here's his speech then afterwards you say these were the lies this is what we think's a lie no these were the lies he said here's why they're that's what they kind of were doing before but that should be what the news does not hey this guy's such a liar we're gonna

spare you obviously the problem is people weren't taking their word for it and they kept being wrong about everything like even that like ray dalio guy he kind of when he was like at the world economic forum which we'll talk about in a second but he went to the thing and he basically was just like listen like no matter what you want to say trump was like right about this and this and this and he was wrong about this but he was right about a bunch of stuff right whereas like cnn if they were against him he would have to be wrong every single time because they took the opposite position of him on every single issue. On every single thing, yeah.

Here's a perfect example, a couple of them. They just did, the NHS was adding the horse dewormer drug for babies and all this stuff. So it's like, they went on the big campaign about ivermectin. They added that as a normal treatment in a lot of things. After they just did two years of like, this is, you're basically drinking cow shit. about uh ivermectin they added that as like a normal treatment and a lot of things after they

just did two years of like this is you're basically drinking i mean that's the one that made joe rogan's face bright green they took a photo of his and then they made him look green well now they're not even doing that now they're doing like there's this photo of joe rogan trust us it doesn't look good we can't show you yeah i think he he tattooed a swastika on his forehead, kind of like Charlie Manson. We can't show it to you, obviously, because we don't want to support that kind of thing because we're on that kind of news.

The idea of not showing the president's going to give an address. We go, the president just gave an address. We can't show it to you, but boo, boy. It's like Rogan's bike companion. It's just on over there. And they go, the president's talking.gan's bike companion it's just on over there and they go uh the president's talking he's uh he's lying he's lying some more uh he just called someone fat another lie and then now another that was actually a skinny person so that's a lie and yeah he's just doing a lot

of lying but we're not going to show you it's just this it's just a screen with a censored sign that goes beep but they just show the newscasters watching the censored screen like a reaction they just go they're just sitting there with their jaws dropped like oh my god

never seen so many of those they have a lie counter just going ding ding ding ladies and gentlemen ding, ding, ding. Ladies and gentlemen, we're sparing. This is a horrific sight. We are sparing you the quantity of lies that you are about to witness right now. They were wrong about that. Yep.

They were wrong about where the coronavirus came from. Where did it come from? Obviously, your mom. Boom. She had the gravitational pull to make diseases. So insane that they haven't had a real proper investigative committee on that. obviously your mom. Boom! She had the gravitational pull to make diseases. So insane that they haven't had a real proper investigative committee on that. They just kind of go,

yeah, maybe it came and we don't really want to look. We don't want to snoop too much in there. By the way, because everyone basically accepted that it came from China. And then, I don't know if you saw

the new thing that's popping around. Chinese scientists create a mutant coronavirus strain that attacks the brain, has a 100% kill rate in mice, as they admit there is a risk it may spill over to humans shout out to china for just never just thinking enough is enough you know how is china that's literally china goes hey you know we just ran a hundred meter dash in nine seconds let's see if we can crack nine you know yeah that's that's great that's a smash the world records let's see if we could do eight they're still arguing yeah there's

still people arguing they didn't do the last one and they're fucking up and running on the fact that china is fucking dicking around 100 kill rate the fact that china's dicking around with new coronaviruses is fucking mental and what's fauci doing about this i don't know nothing to see here. Yeah, Fauci's probably guest of honor at that place, man. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's going in fucking testing it. Oh, that's fucking good shit right there. I can't feel my fucking face. Let's get shit right there. Fauci's putting a bit of it on a key

and just fucking rubbing it into his gums. He goes, oh, yeah, that's gonna hurt him. You're going to need a pouch for this. The pouch is back.

Yeah. Well, I guess we didn't learn anything from the last one. That's crazy, man. You'd think that all the countries together would a little bit be like,

all right, try to take a break from coronaviruses. Chill. Here's some fireworks. Take a fucking day off and gain a function. Yeah. And what? Once you hit 100% percent kill rate you're like are we done i don't think we're trying to get higher

than that no then they try to beat their kill rate times right they go yeah you go that took a week yeah let's get this down to a day you can kill mice in a day hundred percent kill rate it's bonkers though yeah i don't know that's the kind of shit that they're just trying to turn maybe i'm a bit of a luddite but i don't get what that's for uh yeah but it's hilarious that people said that uh china didn't do it and now they're just fucking rubbing it in your face that's crazy she would chase girlfriend taylor lorenzo sure it's coveted related jj sent this to us and me and your chat group so she posted on a sub stack covid is raging in gaza further dis disabling the vulnerable population who is there being slammed with variants cooked up by the usa by many people like you guys who won't even advocate

for masking in grocery stores so disabled people can safely purchase food okay unless their fucking masks are made out of kevlar i don't think that's a issue i would go as far as to say there isn't a single person in gaza right now out of the two and a half million or so habits who are even talking about covid i probably agree is in their opinion a million years ago. They're getting bombed on a literal full neighborhood's raised, absolutely level. And you think they're worried about COVID? It's just fucking mental. But you know how it's bonkers.

Yeah, she has an actual COVID-related mental illness. It's not COVID that caused it but it is covid that caused it if that makes sense that was a tough one to connect covid to palestine man and she's saying one of the reasons that palestine's in trouble is because people in america aren't wearing masks yeah and that's causing more variants and they're making their way over to palestine and then the palestine people have to deal with this shit while they're getting bombed it's like some some fucking like... Yeah, crazy. Institutionalized shit.

And what do you think she suggests? Like when they do like... Put your mask on is what she's saying. What do they do when they're bombing raids? They have like another plane that's following it. You know like the planes that'll put out forest fires,

but it just has like hand sanitizer and it just goes like... And just hand sanitizes all of Gaza. Well, she's saying that wouldn't even work because the problem is starting at home. It's America. It's not even other countries that are closer. It's America specifically.

It's like the farthest country. What a fucking lunatic. Who pays her money? Substack. People subscribe to that. You gotta be a fucking... I guess you might have an okay grift if you've got a lot of other COVID people that are just like, we need a savior to tell us. You know what? If you want to be the face of long

COVID and all those people get sweet disability checks every week and there's money in there. That's true. And you're just crushing it. And you have to essentially continue telling them like you have this very valid thing and everybody's telling you you're full of shit, except me.

And I'm kind of popular. She's like a jukebox and you put some of your COVID money in and she tells you how bad COVID is. Yeah, you put a quarter in to play long COVID's bad Your days are numbered We got about a year left total Stay inside that house

You got Coors Light just in a Ziploc bag it's like an herbal tea they're not drinking it hurts your immune system yeah so basically she's a jukebox that they can put a quarter into

that's great and then tells you that COVID is bad like a parrot COVID's bad COVID's bad. Like a parrot. COVID's bad. COVID is bad. Wear a mask.

Oh, Palestine's getting... Okay, so you know what I wanted to mention? Because I was thinking about this a lot, right? Yeah. And obviously the topic of how old these presidents are. So it looks like it's going to be a rematch. The return. I don't know, Nick. Not that I think, because rematch. The return. I don't know, Nick. Not that I think, because I've said it again.

I don't know who likes Nikki Haley. Nick the Quick? Nick the Quick. But she still remains. I mean, she did not that New Hampshire is like a big, apparently the last two winners of New Hampshire were, I think, Biden and Hillary Clinton. So it's a very democratic leaning thing. But she didn't get blown out there. And she's not conceding. thing but she didn't like get blown out there

and she's not conceding she didn't concede even though she lost New Hampshire to Trump she's not conceding I know she's still in it apparently they're saying that Democrats like everybody's like oh she's actually like a secret Democrat so Democrats who don't like the option of Trump

or Biden will vote for her and then if you're a democrat you're like okay well we get this chick who's like a fake she does seem like she's pandering to all the weird ways yeah like she's sort of like pandering to like liberals in ways that they probably wouldn't care a lot of race stuff she's like i was like a brown girl i wasn't like i wasn't like allowed to play in like the darts league or but like they don't they're not gonna be on board with that stuff and then she sort of seems like she's sort of pandering to like the people who care about like fiscal responsibility and saying the debt's too big by being like we should raise retirement

age for medicare but it's like those people hate you so you're not gonna get them it's like she kind of is like she's doing like this weird job of like trying to convince people that like hate her uh but if she yeah i think she's just trying to get the democrats who are like i don't really want to vote for biden he's too old. I'll never vote for Trump. But that's a woman. You're like, that's something. You're voting for a woman. So I'm like, it's not the best thing to vote.

You're saying there's like a spillover of CNN ladies that might like her. Yeah, CNN ladies who go like, you know what? It's not great. I don't see myself as a Republican, but I can kind of hold my nose and at least elect the first woman president who's like kind of pretty down the middle anyways maybe that's I think that's what the explanation okay well aside from that I just want to give you some stats that I was thinking about okay so governor Joe Biden uh or sorry uh democratic uh governor defends Joe Biden running for president at 81 by noting his own 88 year old mother still drives. Okay. And this guy was- So why don't we elect his 88-year-old mother?

Exactly, right? But you saw this. So I just do the math, right? So Trump will be 78 and Biden will be 81, right? The life expectancy of an average American man is 76. So right now, 50% of people have died before they are, which is interesting. Obviously, there is some factors. And men die sooner than...

This is a man, though, not people. These stats are all for men. So it's a bit higher for life expectancy for white because there's some racial components. Obviously, if you're a president, you're still using your brain. So there's some stuff. They're wealthy. They're not fat. So there are things that would're not fat so there are things that factor in weekly adrenochrome injections they have adrenochrome uh but at the same time you could also add in the president takes a big toll on people being the president right and okay so i so that means obviously it's this is i'm using

averages but they're just a person uh so you would be individual but i think you could say close enough so trump 78 biden 81 life expectancy of average american man 76 so 40 percent of men live past 81 so the age right now biden is so 21 percent of men live past 85 so the chance that a man would live to how old biden would be at the end of his term is uh 79 okay that or 21 chance of living 79 chance of death for your average man by the end of his term okay 10 chance that both make it so if you do the if you do the math you go the fact that at the end of the next election both both Trump and Biden in 2028 are alive is about 10%.

This is literally one of the movie or whatever. It's like, look to your right, look to your left. One of these men will be dead in four years. Right. Just by average man. Yeah. All right. 10% chance that both of them would be alive just on basic math based on averages.

Obviously, again, what I'm saying is like you, once you're talking about an individual not a person but the app the numbers are crazy when you start thinking about them right that seems yeah that seems we're getting we're getting on and so i think it would be fair when you were saying okay so what would be too old for a president to run well i think a fair judgment would be that if by the end of the term, he has a less than 70% chance of living, to me, that would be like low. So if you go 70% of men live past this age, okay, fine. If you're at 50% of men your age would be dead, that seems too high of a chance. I agree. That's how I see it.

Although I guess you're to a degree, even though you're not really. Well, they have a younger age. Why not have an older age? No, but I'm saying I guess you're also the vice president. At this point, you're like the vice president

is a big factor because I guess when you're voting for these people, you go, there's a real chance whoever the vice president is might be the president.

Well, yeah, and my law that I'm saying makes sense is to avoid that. Yeah. It's like that's crazy to be factoring in. Like, obviously, he's probably dying.

So it's the other guy. It's crazy. So what would you say, though? What would you say the age at election day should be allowed? Well, I don't know the exact stat,

but I just said 70% is what I think. 70% chance of living at his age. And you're like to assume that the person's, you know, they're obviously wealthy.

They're probably in good shape they're using their brain so at 70 chance they probably bump them up to 80 chance so now you're only looking at a one one and five percent chance of death from the president i think that's the highest that makes sense for me to go yeah but you're not factoring in that this guy's mom still drives at 88 ryan still drives also like let me see your drive yeah exactly like yeah she's like mowing down fucking yeah mailboxes on her rural road fucking seinfeld joke they just reach a certain age they stopped looking man old people have a higher rate i used to do a joke about it but old people are more likely to kill

people than drunk drivers oh for sure i mean holding and driving is more dangerous than drinking and driving every time you see uh a car like crashed into a house or a business you see mr burns getting out of it that is always an old person who accidentally hit the gas instead of the brake like almost every time. Oh, my grandmother, we had to pry those fucking... They don't like to stop driving. No, of course not. Who would?

Yeah, I mean, I don't drive that much anyway. But I'm saying, it's not even the actual... You don't like to have your autonomy, because you sort of... Yeah, you go, okay, now... I'm as quick as I'll ever be. Yeah, yeah, I'm as sharp as a whippersnapper. No, I understand, but it's like... They have to do their driving test be. Yeah, I'm as sharp as a whippersnapper. No, I understand,

but it's like they have to do their driving test again. Yeah. No, I agree with you. I think this is, if this ends up being Trump-Biden,

that'll be just crazy. Stupid. Yeah, but I guess we'll maybe get Trump. I'm really interested to know who Trump's VP is going to be. You're interested?

Yeah. A lot of people are actually, there's a rumor mill saying Lee Zeldin. He should do it as sort of like a wrestling style where he, you know, like fireworks go off and he makes a pick. Oh, I thought you were going to say like some sort of hell in a cell kind of thing where they all go. They all fight for it. Like a Royal Rumble in Last Man Standing. Vivek would do that move where he like pulls out salt out of his pocket he would have some dirty shit up his sleeve he reaches into his boot

he would for sure have some fucking off kilter shit that he's on the market for yeah um so obviously the there was the world economic forum stuff that just happened right yeah and the argentina guy did a big speech that honest to god reminded me a lot of being in first year economics class it's interesting like i've said this about him before but he you had the same professor as me right tampon tampon uh francis tap on yeah his name is tapon but we always called him tampon is it tampon still at guelph i looked it up he is tampon still cooking after we were talking about it the other day i specifically went because tampon apparently had like a i got kicked outon. I got kicked out of tampons class one time.

That was the class we had together. Okay, interesting. That was the class that you and I were in together. Tampon. Tampon was all right, guys. He was great. I loved him. He was like...

Well, he was an economics professor, but he was also before that like a successful business guy. Yeah. Which is like what a lot of the good ones are, is they've actually done it. The economics professors that live entirely academically don't usually aren't usually as smart as the guys who've actually had to be out in the real world and like you know yeah see these principles play out right exactly yeah and they become a little more austrian because they kind of the ones who've been involved in business are a little less

keensey and because they kind of realize all these pulling all these levers kind of messes shit up more than more times than it helps right and but it was interesting that he gave this big speech and it was just like uh legitimately like reading off like 101 economic theory but a lot of people are sort of saying that uh i find it weird that everybody calls the world economic forum communists because you're like they're not communists no they're not everybody likes to brand they go these guys are all communists like no there's like it's like jamie diamonds there it's like these aren't communists they're like all the biggest capitalists on earth yeah exactly almost and yeah i think they'll literally like get their buddy at the federal reserve to print so much money to bail their fucking dumb decisions out yeah that's exactly kind of what i was thinking

as well when they try to redistribute shit the speech is cool because you're kind of like it's just funny like be like preach your brother but he wasn't getting like it wasn't like the crowd was all just like like they were all clapping well this is the thing i think people think the world economic forum is like a lot of people that want to usher in socialism but really it's like a bunch of guys trying to uh make connections and prove that they're important yeah and get and then and enrich themselves at the expense of others. Well, it's even like you think Bill Gates, like I think some of those guys,

and maybe I'm wrong about this, you can tell me what I think, but I think a lot of these Bill Gates types, they go to that thing with all their ideas, but it's like they're also like fundraising for their wacky ideas, right? Yeah, I mean, yeah. Before kind of Klaus Schwab became a known quantity, Davos

was just considered this thing where all the global elites just met up to just meet each other and network, essentially. Definitely try and raise money for businesses. You know, these guys like identity politics to the point where it can be regulatory capture for

their company. You know what I mean? It was like, yeah, we're going to make all these requirements by all these requirements by law it's like okay yeah no one else can afford that that'll help our company like but they don't like it to the point where it's gonna affect them in any sort of no hell no they have they do have wacky ideas there was one guy who was saying like there is a lot of guys that have like something i was saying like the like coffee's bad because all like the carbon and like uh that are like co2 required to like produce coffee and because all like the carbon and like that are like CO2 required to like produce coffee. And then all I'm watching this thing go,

there's no way you don't drink coffee though. You're not like, and that's what everybody hates about them because this guy's like, yeah, coffee is all the CO2. And you go, you flew her on a private chat. There's zero chance you're not drinking coffee.

What's your idea? Just like, yeah, just like coffee shouldn't be available for poor people though. Kind of. Yeah, you're like, fuck you. It is a lot of rules for thee. That's what it feels like. yeah, just like coffee shouldn't be available for poor people though. Kind of. Yeah. You're like, fuck you.

It is a lot of rules for thee. That's what it feels like. Okay. Well, do you know what else was kind of making me laugh? Because obviously the big joke was saying that they wanted everyone to eat bugs. Right.

And it is, they were, because there is a big, like environmental component to that whole thing. Right. Which is, there's kind of like the big hedge fund guys and all that. And then there's all these like kind of guys that have already made their money

and then they've got their new fucking pet projects which are you know humanitarian bullshit yeah and that's the eating bugs and is uh obviously hilarious but like people forget what at bill gates's other wacky ideas like he was into the mosquitoes, but do you remember what Bill Gates was? I do believe he cured polio, though. Do you remember what Bill... Well, I don't know. Did he? I think he did.

Or not cured it, but he... We've always loved Gates. I'm a Gates head. I think it was like 2015. Bill Gates was really pushing the idea of eating human, drinking human shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He actually... When he comes in,'s like everyone's eating bugs you're like i'm and i don't want any bugs you're like i'm telling you this is better than what else he has you're like hey bill what

is it what are you drinking there a macchiato he goes no better it's human shit dude he was on like an aggressive press tour for a while that it's like, you can put this shit through this water world machine. But again, I don't know if this is a PR stunt and maybe everybody's like, you're a fucking mark for even believing this. But there is some thing where he's drinking the water. Yes, he's fucking knee deep in shit for like 100 videos, dude.

This guy was on the biggest press tour trying to make everyone drink their own shit. Then he's just so bored with being rich. You go, what can I do today? You go, you know what? I'm a super villain. My wife left me. I went to Epstein Island too many times.

I just fucked up, okay? Now I gotta just do wacky shit. We're gonna do weird mosquito stuff. We're gonna get people to drink their shit. He brings his employee in here. He goes, hey, you're fired unless you drink that shit. And they go, I can't just drink a bunch of shit. He goes, well, I guess that's up to you to figure out how to drink it, isn't it?

You have 72 hours to drink the shit one way or another. Oh, fuck. Yeah, so Gates was super into the idea of fucking just gargling cups of shit. He is basically maybe one of the best character arcs for any guy. Totally.

Because that's so crazy how he was just this dweeby internet guy, became a billionaire was this like good guy philanthropist like i was on the plane actually back i was watching um the carl icon documentary on um hbo yeah it's pretty good but he's in it but when his title bill gates like when he when he does an interview his title is the bill gates foundation it's not microsoft it's that's his when it goes under his name now his title is just his philanthropy like that's what he that's his deal now that's his shtick or whatever that's his deal yeah so he doesn't say my former microsoft ceo nothing microsoft founder just it's bill and bill and melinda gates foundation but i don't know if this is pre the unpleasantness unpleasantness well yeah now his new ideas are just like, hey, eat this cookie.

And you're just like, oh, that was pretty good. You're like, it was made of a fucking gallon of human cum. And bugs. Yeah, the cookies, bugs. The icing is human cum. That bread was made of elephant cum. We figured out a way to turn elephant cum into ketchup. Into food.

Did you know that elephants waste over 45 gallons of cum a week? we figured out a way to turn elephant cum into ketchup. Into food. Did you know that elephants waste over 45 gallons of cum a week? We figured out how to mix that up. High protein. Crustified it. What we do is we lay it out in the sun, it dries out, then we collect it. It becomes some sort of flour.

We mill it down, mix it back with water, and then we're able to make bread out of it. Toothpaste made of fucking rhinoceros bile. He's just putting together all these wacky combos, but eating bugs was the least of his wacky-ass shit. He's out there. At least he's trying.

Yeah, and then shit-eating didn't take off, though. That's what I'm saying. He went from shit to eating bugs. You think he was bummed there was never a celebrity Joe Rose? Now he's trying to get The mosquitoes in everyone Celebrity fear factor I mean

He goes Fuck this shit There's a celebrity fear factor Bill Gates is like I would destroy that Put anything in front of me I'll drink it I'll eat it

I don't give a shit How funny That movie didn't work that good And he was doing the live Do you know when Elon Musk Did his Tesla unveilings And he tried to break the window And he couldn't

Yeah Bill Gates drinking The first cup of shit And he's just like it didn't fucking work and now we like

let's watch this in action they go fills up the glass and goes yeah it's supposed to be that brown that's just

it's just color but it's both but it's both odorless and tasteless. He's like, that's a good H2O. It's like from the top. Tastes like Evian.

It didn't take. He just fucking. He has to go through it. Connect the filter or something just go straight through that'd be a good prank that's great yeah

so anyways that was his old idea and they're all getting bunkers too which again I'm actually pro this if I had that kind of

fucking cash to just blow I'm just saying it does seem convenient that like all the billionaires are getting bunkers at one time that's what I'm doing if I have that kind of fucking cash to just blow, that's exactly what I'm doing. It does seem convenient that all the billionaires are getting bunkers at one time. That's what I'm doing.

If I have that kind of money, I'm building a whole... Okay, then why didn't you do it before? Why are you all doing it right now? That's a good question. I don't know. I'm just saying it's a convenient timing. I think Bill Gates has had one for a minute, but you need like...

I guess some of these guys are just... Bill Gates has so much wacky shit in his bunker, bro. Oh, dude. There's people who live down there and just never see the servants. He has skios everywhere and just fucking buckets

of shit water. Everyone drinks from the toilet. Everyone drinks from the toilets and shits on the plates. Yeah, I... Real upside down world

in Bill Gates' fucking manner. I mean, if I had $200 million to blow, I would do the Zuckerberg thing. I know! is there any sort of thing i'm not zuckerberg saw the jewish tunnels and he goes ah they're gonna really cloud me for this from all the fucking bunkers underground he's like underground watching tv he goes ah this is gonna look bad yeah yeah bad timing

i agree with you that you're just like yeah obviously but when like every big notable billionaire is kind of like low-key building a bunker at the exact same time i think it's a little cause for suspicion don't you yeah i don't those are the only two i know though but it's just i don't know if that's a tech thing no i think bezos has a getting a bunker so funny because not basing that on anything is like the war is like warren buffett's like at 96 just fucking eating burger king and drinking cokes all day and he's like yeah he's like these guys are all just gay i don't know i'm just fucking i live in my house that i bought 80 years ago in omaha he made that his shtick though that honestly i know it's a stupid shtick i he

really early on made it i'm the guy that doesn't need any luxuries so now he can't can't do anything that is he can't do anything i don't think not really though because it really is goes against his whole thing you know like he has he's sort of in a rock and hard place he's got he's gotten money or just done a million like keynote speeches about how he's not a type of guy that likes any luxury things and now all of a sudden he's showing up on a five million dollar suit what else is he saying is a lie yeah probably epstein's like hey warren you want to come to my island he's like i fucking mess i yes yes yes yes he goes he goes off the record yeah love to come to the fucking island i hear it's a rip yeah he has to have some crappy bumpy couches

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legitimately like pushing back on them like the questions they ask about like trans people and gay stuff like having the opinions against theirs is actually illegal in a lot of cases i'm sure sports that are tsn probably pulled the cnn and we go we're not going to show you his lies yeah he answered all of our questions but they were lies so we're not gonna you know mess up your brains with these lies here's more justin trudeau yeah yeah now we call him justin trudeau because he's so sick you know you know all those kids be loving justin trudeau but sean strickland like he just said uh basically said he was like he wouldn't love it if his kid was gay and he thinks that uh people aren't buying the trans bullshit it's kind of tough right yeah and he also said women's that was the one thing he goes women's ufc sucks that's not really true because it's the one it's the one that's probably

well no any sport that's one-on-one because the truth is any sport that's one-on-one and you're building up the two people like by that logic the same logic where you say women's isn't the best it's like by the same logic the all the divisions aren't the best. Yeah. No, no, no. I mean, I understand to a degree what you're saying. Well, that's why women's tennis is huge, right? Yeah, women's tennis is huge because-

One-on-one sports, kind of the women's ones are more- It wouldn't do as well if they go, oh, the men's UFC is illegal. All we have left is women. Obviously, it wouldn't be as popular probably. Yes. But when Ronda Rousey was fighting like people did that was appealing yeah i felt that was like a kind of interesting yeah bash the shit out of each other yeah yeah sometimes a little weird when they get too bashed in and you start feeling bad i don't i don't know that's that's sexist

you're sitting there like fucking get her yeah yeah yeah fucking right yes someone finally that's that's your ingrained misogyny uh because i don't feel bad for them you ever seen that interview where the girl is just like real beat the fuck up yeah that was enough that was like a bare knuckle thing or something that wasn't even yeah that's tough to watch dude mangled oh you know that's not what you said you are you went over to me and you go turn on the tv ryan looks like someone was already told twice i go come man come on dude time and place pal hey channel six she doesn't listen that's a quote that you said and i said come on paula up man get your mind out of the bucket we don't make those

kind of jokes but yeah he was going off but he was they were baiting him into it they they were literally asking him questions well that's what they knew the answer to and then they go oh can you believe this guy and everything but it's funnier with cage fighters because you're like these guys are like even the hollywood uh tough guys like the rock and stuff that have all the right opinions it's like yeah that's after kind of now that they're hollywood guys and they're sort of done wrestling when you're really in the trenches and i think that's why stand-ups a little more like when you're out there every night are a little more like grounded in what reality is and it's like the stand-ups usually get the wackier opinions once they start getting like

really famous and you know kind of detached from the stakes become different but if you're actually you're a guy fighting in a cage there is no more place in the world than the man-woman argument that they're proposing falls apart yeah they're like all the stuff where they're saying like gender doesn't matter it's like there is no place that that is less true than what he does for a living. That's true. Which is punching people in the face, right? Right, yeah, yeah, of course. He's like, there is no woman on the face of the earth, no matter what you want to do to her, that would last five seconds with me. You know what I mean?

Yeah, no, no chance. Right, so it's like, that's what he thinks. And it was just funny because of all the people in the world to get mad at, it's UFC fighters, but also it's just funny because Canadian journalists are just so used to never getting like a fucking lick of pushback. And also Americans really like, it's kind of like when you're touring in other countries a little bit,

like if you got a press story, imagine you got like a press story about you in like the belgian paper that you were like a misogynist how little you'd care yeah it's like i think that a lot of americans see that about canada they're just like yo the canadian press is mad like oh no like you don't just don't give a shit you know what i mean yeah well they were their only their big thing was they were mad about like the pride tape stuff that was the last big scandal in canada was in the nhl i'm surprised that they got so many hockey players on board. I saw the commercial. They got a commercial with like 90

of them all strapping up the pride tape and I thought a lot of those guys probably wouldn't have wanted to strap it on like that. Well, it was last year Ivan Provorov. No, I don't think so because I think it's a kind of it is a weird thing because Ivan Provorov last year and I think one other player, another Russian guy because they're just like

yeah, we don't believe in this shit. Like we literally don't believe it and we don't want to be forced to wear these like pride uniforms and like in like the pre-skates the warm-ups or whatever because that's what they were doing and so there were a couple players who were and it was becoming like a whole thing where a couple players like they don't it's a ribbon they don't want to wear the ribbon you know exactly they don't want to wear the pride tape and then the nhl this year okay go you know what they're like we just are getting rid of the whole thing. We're getting rid of all this stuff because this just doesn't belong. And then, fuck, I forget what player it was.

Somebody used to play for the Leafs, maybe Justin Hall. But someone basically just did the pride tape, even though it was not allowed. It was like an act of defiance. Well, then it actually is. It was. And they did the pride tape. And then the NHL was like people were like

are they gonna like get them in trouble and then the NHL was like well it'll look even worse if we like find where are we gonna find this guy and then just

then during the season this year they're like alright it's fine again and then well that's what yeah I mean if you wanna do it fine but the ones that were like

the organized effort it's always annoying but they actually had and Dana White sort of handled it pretty good where he's like i don't tell people what to do he does the uh and he has a better also they're all independent contractors i know he has a pretty he has like a pretty perfect um like setup because they say wild stuff it builds the fight and then they ask him he goes i can't control these guys i'm not their dad they're cage fighters also it's good for just the fight it's good for everything right so he has like the perfect setup to just be like

free speech brother that's what he said right but it's they almost do have a point that because they were like uh there's all these people on the internet being like as a canadian we shouldn't stand up for people having you know other opinions other than the ones we have or whatever and they're kind of saying like scotia bank theater is allowing this or scotia bank arena is allowing this and scotia banks like you know the banks are just like sucking dicks on every ceo of the banks are like fucking get gargling balls on the float the ceo's chair has a butt plug built into it fucking sit on that thing to make decisions something goes straight up your ass. Dude. That guy does the yearly financial reports on a Sibian. He does that when they have to do the calls for the...

Yeah, the quarterly calls. The quarterly profit calls. He does the quarterly calls. The guy's just fucking halfway through, comes up from giving him head. Yeah, that guy has just two guys making out in the back room, and they go, what's with that? He goes, yeah, nothing really.

It's pretty good for the bottom line, to be honest. I don't know. Love is love, as far as I can see. What's with that? He goes, yeah, nothing really. It's pretty good for the bottom line, to be honest. I don't know. Love is love as far as I can see. But then they do have the UFC there. And they are kind of right. They're just like, how hypocritical it is. It's like, well, yeah, obviously they're full of shit.

So it sort of does. And I guess that's what Sean Strickland was saying about Bud Light. It was like, you're going to be forced to either stand behind what I say or not. But like Scotiabank Theater doesn't want to say no to ufc but it's like well they're they just have the naming rights on the building at what point is there some musical act who had you know if chris brown plays a sold-out thing or does scotia bank have to be like you know what we're like against this if you are as all in as they are i would say that would be a consistent yeah my that is my point i do wonder i wonder how they're unless you don't want to be consistent if you're like i mean okay just go the other way if it was a racial thing would you be like the brand

that's like all for black people we host a kkk event so obviously everyone would agree you wouldn't do that sure we you do the questions how far is this but you go that's how they see it so you go if your opinion is that these views are so reprehensible they should never be said and then you sponsor it like yeah they like they do have a point but i think it's forced my point is i think that this stuff to some degree does force the hand of companies to just be like why don't we go back to staying out of it i wonder i wonder if scotiabank even commented on this in any capacity other than they're like hey we signed like a naming deal for for the arena for a 20-year naming deal, and we don't book that. They're just like, yeah, we don't book the fucking acts.

Yeah, but that's what I'm wondering, if they even commented on it, or if they're like, yeah, we don't book them. Well, that would be the smart way to try to just be like, because maybe it's not just Scotiabank, but you're right. My point is that I think a lot of this stuff does force the hand of banks to be just like you know what our new commercial is going to be like we're a good bank yeah we're not going to steal your money okay how's that you know what i mean yeah or they're gonna or they're gonna kind of course correct for those to go sean oh yeah you don't like trans people huh sean strickland

all right all right go get a loan see what that's like for the next fucking 10 years i don't think so no way it's like scotia bank like drag time loan hour or some shit you don't or you don't think they go the other way we go listen there's two genders but there's one place you should put your money that's a scotia bank checking account you know what there's two types of savings we like savings on your money and savings by jesus christ our lord and savior scotia bank all that stuff before that was just all lies yeah exactly actually you know what speaking of our lord and savior jesus hey fucking jesus danny told me about this one but this pastor was charged with cryptocurrency

fraud and he said god told him to do it and this is one of the best ones i've seen so why don't we just play the video of of what he said yeah okay i'll read the thing in a civil action prosecutors in colorado said that a denver pastor and his wife created and sold a cryptocurrency god coin that was practically worthless and he pocket pocketed $1.5 million. So I just have a little sliver of it here. A few hundred thousand dollars went to a home remodel that the Lord told us to do. So how this whole thing started is the Lord told us. The Lord told me, you call these couch cushions?

I'm going to do a new thing. The Lord sounds a lot like his wife. And the Lord said that we had to have marble countertops and that granite was for poor people. The Lord coming down from heaven and demanded I pump and I also dump. Okay, we'll finish him off. The Lord pumpeth and the Lord dumpeth. He came to me in my sleep and the Lord said, Daniel, you pumpeth and you also dumpeth.

Focus into this cryptocurrency. It was a different cryptocurrency other than index coin at the time. Well, that cryptocurrency turned out to be a scam. And so the Lord says, give that to him, but also give them a 10X. A 10X. And I'm like, well, where's this liquidity gonna come from? And the Lord says, give that to them, but also give them a 10X. A 10X. And I'm like,

well, where's this liquidity going to come from? And the Lord says, trust me. Well, as money is coming in, we would be sowing it. And at first it was hundreds of dollars

and thousands of dollars, then tens of thousands of dollars. I love how you're talking to the Lord about fucking exit liquidity. He goes, no, you can talk to the Lord about anything.

You could learn the mysteries of the universe you got the lord on the line the lord came to me in my sleep and i said you thou and you must ape in immediately yeah you're like lord lord's like son you followed the word of jesus christ you can ask me any question goes, so where's the exit liquidity coming from on this scam coin? Because people are kind of getting antsy and they want their money back. And I'm kind of facing federal charges here, Lord. And the Lord looked me straight in the eye and he said, if you want to go to heaven, first you're going to go to the moon. Because thou shall not listen to the fear on certainty and doubt in the cryptocurrency markets

god said it was time to hold him and i listened to thou lord that's amazing too but the god thing is like the ultimate uh kind of logical because you go like hey you know i've been telling you guys i talked to the god and obviously nobody can confirm this but me and but i did talk to him and he kind of led me astray but of course it's all in his plan i don't know what his plan is ultimately but him deceiving uh me and of course all of you uh must be part of his plan for all of us so don't get too upset about this yeah don't get too upset about this. Talk to the big guy. Yeah, don't get too upset about the fact that your home's getting foreclosed on or whatever just because likely this is just part of the grand plan and likely not long from now you will have an even bigger home due to some sort of miracle because he's testing all of

us because he's just a bit of a prankster. He is a bit of a prankster. Yeah, a bit of a real prankster. And the Lord toldest me multiple conflicting things I said how do I make sense of this first you tell me evolution is not real but then you say

I am the ape I'm instructed to ape in but I am also told that I am not an ape and did not a descendant of an ape cut to six months from now he's getting fucking raped in jail he's like

oh this is all part of god god couple questions of an ape. Cut to six months from now, he's getting fucking raped in jail. He's like, this is all part of God's plan. God, couple questions. If you have a second, how does this fit in the plan? Oh!

I thought you promised it was exit only. A second, please. That's so funny. Biting on the towel. A second, please, if you're not busy. God. Recording the financial conversation we were having before.

If you would please. You got a miracle up your sleeve any time now. Just waiting If you could get some Those riches that you promised me Poureth down upon my commissary I could really use some smokes To distribute for protection I'll also take The ability to just not feel pain.

It's called index going. Index going. The best part, too, as I was saying before this, but this was a scam that happened from 22 to 23. This wasn't even during the craze. That's crazy. This was like post-crazy crash. Yeah, I know.

Partially during FTX, after FTX had already gone under. Crazy. Yeah. days that's like post like this is like post crazy crash yeah i know partially during ftx after ftx had already gone under crazy yeah i know how do you get people on a crypto scam like eight months ago it's called lord corn ryan yeah if people believe that that guy talks to the lord and they go yeah i mean seems really idiotic but he comes in, he goes, I don't know, man. This seems like a bad idea. Should I put all my money on this? My wife said she's mad. She goes, good question.

I'm going to ask him. He says, ape the fuck in, brother. He says, this is it, dude. He says, there's men and boys. What are you trying to be? What was the line? I can't remember. You're trying to be Eve What are you trying to be? What was the line? I can't remember. You're trying to be evil.

You're trying to be man. Matt Damon in that commercial where he said that thing that everybody was suing him over where he said something like, essentially getting everybody to bet all their money on some crypto. Matt Damon did? Yeah, Matt Damon did some commercial. Everyone's getting crushed on their crypto scams, dude. That's pretty funny.

Anyways, I guess this guy's going to jail. That's incredible yeah but he just again you can you know it has the perfect logical kind of thing though because he'll just he at least to him and to everybody goes look it's the lord it's this one kind of and you go and everybody's like what you should rob me of my money go well so you don't believe in the lord yeah there's a plan yeah there's a plan like you don't believe in the lord like you obviously know that i talked to the lord and this is just part of it i guess the lord is just i call me a liar or him a liar yeah he goes this is like your obviously know that i talked to the lord and this is just part of it i guess the lord is just they call me a liar or him alive yeah he goes he

goes this is like your tail either one of them's bad yeah and this is tails all the time like obviously he has something planned that he's not kind of showing to us right now but you just have to this is what faith is about and you just do all that shit and people go fuck you're here oh fuck you okay declare bankruptcy fuck he's living in a trailer now. How's that plan coming? You talk to him lately? Anytime now, dude. Anytime now, Lord.

Well, Pope Francis has been at it again, too. There's a couple of Lord things. Pope Francis says sexual pleasure is a gift from God, but condemns porn. And there's another article that, because you basically did a tour, and he was talking about what's a gift from God and what's not. And he said wine is a gift from god but condemns porn and there's another article that because you did a basically you did a tour and he was talking about what's a gift from god and what's not and he said wine is a gift from god and he told the wine producers that it's a gift from god so he put his stamp seal on wine so he likes wine sex but doesn't like porn doesn't like porn well he's not about

that gay shit right he's like sitting in your fucking basement whacking your dick off what you should be doing is having some wine with the old lady and smashing the sticking with the old wife getting fruitful and smash you know having some kids the sex machine pope he has said the sexual pleasure is a gift from god warned about pornography which he said brought satisfaction without relationship can lead to addiction uh wine's a gift from god uh he tells the italian producers all right well there you go keep cranking out that wine it is i was drinking we were in belgium i was drinking a lot of that uh the monk beer yeah yeah i remember i was that the beer was okay yeah i like that love the monk beer it's like yeah the monks i guess in their free time because they had so much free time and they're

not fucking yapping away talking because they're not allowed to talk when they brew beer and they make some a good beer and boys it's like malt liquor where was that that we went to that the bar with the guy from Hardy Bucks we went to the Martin from Hardy Bucks

in Stockholm a big Irish show and we hung out with him in Stockholm and he brought us to this bar that had all we posted a video

of Danny in the Tunnels but it was like crazy it was like crazy. It was like, you could go to that bar and never be seen. There was so many different rooms. Yeah, you go and it's like,

so it turns out those are bombs. It's maybe from World War II or whatever. So much stuff there is World War II oriented. Yeah, yeah. But like it was,

I guess they were dug out for like bomb shelters, but it's like a series and you're just like, none of it makes really any sense. You just, you make random turns.

You're in like a new one. But you like keep going through and then you're bizarre yeah it's really cool it's pretty cool though yeah it's called like wilbur one thing that was funny is everyone hates the french everywhere you go like either comics except for northern uh belgium just because they are or southern southern belgium well you know what else i was even kind of thinking about quebec french is like they're the only, because every place that speaks a bit of English, they always speak English. Whereas French people, like, won't do it. Like, you go to order.

You can almost, like, cuck the other places that speak English. They'll be like, uh, bonjour, bonjour. You go, hello. I will have. Yeah, yeah. And then you go, like, you almost, like, cuck them. You're like, we're not going to be doing that whole thing. So anyways,

could you tell me which way is the bathroom? English is still the dominant language in the world. But in Quebec, they'll actually know English and they won't do it. That's like one of the only places I've ever been to. Yeah, because they're worried

about losing their goddamn culture. Yeah. So concerned with their precious culture. Eat my cigarettes. If I without my cigarettes, who am I even? Who am I? We got some boys in Montreal though

Yeah Some dogs in the trail Montreal is one of the sickest cities though Yeah I love Montreal Jean-Claude not so much Classic beef Classic beef struck us for fucking monetization Really?

We played fucking two seconds of it They claimed the video What? Fucking bastards Do you appeal it for fair use i don't know there's like no money but it's just funny i haven't had any fucking of that shit it's just out of nowhere i got classic beef notification they're trying to claim the video well they probably because i guess you get the notification on youtube saying someone's using

your thing and then they click on it to go Making fun of us George Who are they to me kind of us I don't appreciate it Stop our knock you mess with her Hey, they classic beef. I do classic teeth of money all jokes on them it's like fucking 20 bucks classic beef uh the other thing that was i was loving this movie in amsterdam the justin bieber thing where just remembering when justin bieber went and said that he knew anne frank would have been a believer oh yeah a believer believer but i was loving i didn't do it but

i did a show as my was i really really wanted to But I was loving it. I didn't do it, but I did it on shows, but I was, I really, really wanted to go outside and Frank says, I just know she would have been a top Patreon subscriber of the boys cast. Fun stuff in general, though.

Oh, you know what? Okay. So, I'm going to do this, two quick things, and one of them is for you. Okay. This story, I thought about it.

It was a bit of a will-I-won't. Excessively farting passenger causes American Airlines flight to turn around. This was not me. I didn't fart. Look, I got kicked off of the plane because he was fucking letting them rip too much. It's like a whole thing, too, where he's farting, and then people are like, you're gone. And then he got in a big fight. He goes, oh, you think that's bad? Why don't you smell this? And he's like a whole thing too where he's farting and then people like good god and he got

a big fight he goes oh you think that's bad why do you smell this he's like audibly disgruntled and maybe hungover man reportedly exclaimed you thought that was rude well how about this smell so he's fucking he was kind of like aggressive about it poke the bear and then he goes how about this and go imagine doing that on my airline tell people to pull your finger actually the most impressive thing about the whole story is how they were able to they were i guess taxiing and then they just went back to the gate kicked them off and someone was like yeah we were only like 15 minutes i know crazy that only took you 15 minutes to do that whole thing i don't think his face got in the thing but that would have been hilarious being the face of the face yeah i wouldn't you get banned from that airline like are they like you're no having to explain to a chick you can't take that airline

because you fucking let him rip too hard i didn't fucking work on those seats my friend you thought that was rude how about this smell the man purposely farted uh decided loudly and condescendingly to say yeah everybody let's just eat the smelliest food possible at the same time. I guess he was mad that someone was eating smelly food on the plane. I didn't really get this.

That's how I read it. It's your territory. Okay, what I understood is someone was eating smelly food. He goes, yeah, so we're just all fucking making smells on the plane, huh? That's what we're doing right now? We're all just smelling the plane?

How do you like it? He goes, how do you like it? He goes, farted on command? the plane? How do you like it? He goes, how do you like it? He goes, farted on command? No, he did one of those ones. He goes, how do you like it? Like it took him a minute. He goes, oh, dude, that's disgusting. Okay, so in response, a man in the next row remarked,

if you don't like it you can fly private to which the gassy passenger replied so fucking rude so the guy farting was getting mad at them because they were having like a smell off yeah they're having a back and forth kind of thing and then they're all like yeah and then another passenger chimed in on the food guy's side saying i think we all agree you're the rude one here the witness uh the smack continued with the flatulent flyer responding that's so low class before another nearby passenger said well you're back here in economy with the rest of us yeah they're really good they're all having a good time about it i wonder what the food was the scuffle caused the plane which left the gate uh to go back to take off and they kicked the

farter off but the food guy got to stay. I wonder if the food guy was just eating fucking raw fish. Well, it's the ultimate. I thought this was America. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. Crazy. That's great.

That's one of those things that I do wish that was my story, not reading it. I wish I was on that plane. That would be incredible. It's a funny thing. It's a gift from God. It is a gift from God. That's a gift from things that I do wish That was my story not reading it Like I wish I was on that plane That would be incredible That's a gift from God Crazy nobody videotaped that though That seemed like a prolonged thing I don't know how it didn't go on You'd think there's someone like With a crazy plane lady or chick or whatever

I know And then men This is a study Men need to meet up friends twice a week for a brew or a brawl to stay healthy in the uk yeah and they did a big study i love to brawl in the uk i was showing you guys brewer of brawls hilarious the ultras it's like one of my new not obsessions but uh i find it so funny crazy there's this video you can find on instagram and they're uh they're just soccer hooligans and they they support their soccer teams, I guess. And there's a video of 600 on 600

meeting up in a field. And they have one referee. One referee, one guy filming, and they just meet up in a field and just have a 600 on 600 brawl. I wonder what the rules are. Did you look into it? No.

I bet you they are actually very much like we have rules. Like no headbutts and stuff? No headbutts. It's probably just punching I would guess punching Face is fine But I think they wear gloves I think they wear like

The MMA gloves I don't think they're bare Bare knuckle It's insane Yeah but they just meet up And they just brawl I'll tell you Me and my friends

Used to kind of get in scraps a lot Yeah but that kind of like 600 on 600 Where you're wearing Your like soccer team's uniform You are almost safer In those fights People don't get as beat up

In the big gang brawls as they do in like a... Yeah, yeah. Because I don't think there's no double teaming people. Once you're down, they move on to the next guy, right? Yeah, probably. Exactly. Actually, maybe they do double team then. Yeah, I don't know.

Well, then someone else is getting double teamed on your side then. Unless one of your guys is down, right? You knock a guy out, then you're just like, hey, you're one man short. I guess. I wonder how many people get knocked out in that. It's insane to watch, though. It's insane to watch, though. It is insane to watch, yeah. It's one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.

But it is. I've been sort of saying this forever, that it's regenerating. Yeah, yeah. Rejuvenating. Yeah. This article in the 50s would have been like, boys need two beers or they will hit their wives. Now they need to fight each other but i think that so this

is a national post article and i think that it's a good thing to show if any dude that's getting any sort of flack on you know oh you're going out too much it's like well twice is the actual like doctors yeah doctors recommended doctors orders amount or scraps it's either yeah and if i can scrap or i can go out for the beers and very specific men might must meet up with friends two times a week and by the way it doesn't have to just be scraps they're saying like if you played hockey or with a group of guys basically i think that a lot of people would agree just like never being around groups of guys is bad for you especially people that like work from home and they're just their chick for like weeks on end

like that can't be that healthy for you, right? No. You need to be around some sort of dude energy. Absolutely. Just people in general, you know? Blowing off steam, they used to call it. If you're a guy, you don't want to be around a bunch of chicks. So yeah, you just have to. And if the boys are gonna fight, you better let them. I think there is a point where when guys

start to get older, though, it's like I think 20-year-olds can get in fights and sort of go to work the next day. 40-year-olds get in fights and now you're like arms broken for a week for the next six months yeah now your elbows like has an injury for the rest of your life you don't want to scrap as much past 40 no that's not a good look that's kind of uh too busy with their day-to-day lives one in three men uh can't find the time to meet up once a week and 40 of men are only able to make a guy's night a weekly affair despite spending 20 of their day interacting through other means so like playing poker once a week a lot of guys have solved this different ways

but sports poker uh even just like watching a game probably golf is a good one too because it's long as shit golf is a huge one golf is a good one you get outside you get some sunshine some fresh air yeah I know it takes five hours

but you do have to I remember ours is a little different because our life is sort of baked around that but I remember in Toronto sort of making a point of like okay

this night we meet up like you need to it is sort of you know and a lot of my friends who i feel like are successful the people in my life that are successful have those whether it be poker like a pool hockey pool they used to meet up once a week or everyone that uh is like seems to be like a measured person does have some version of that in their life yeah yeah you have to i mean i guess sometimes people get their they'll have kids and they go their kids just become all the stuff they do.

Yeah, but then you can- It's still not good. But then I guess you meet the hockey dad. You can work it around, right? Yeah, yeah. That's true. There is still versions of it. And even then, it's like, okay, well, you play hockey, and it's like the kids go to

sleep, and you play after that. Or whatever. There's versions of it, right? Golf. Just because you have kids, you can't golf anymore. Yeah. But I think the interesting part is, maybe twice a week is not possible for everything,

but once a week, you can sort of actually make a point of doing that. And the point is that you kind of are like, oh, it's hard for me to fit in, but it's actually helping because it's making you better. Right, yeah, for sure. Yeah, there's a definite benefit to it. Yeah. Okay, so we have a whole bunch of stuff to talk about on the Patreon.

We're going to review our best hot dog experiences from Europe. You're not going to find out. I think I'm done with my food reviews. I've officially retired them. The most hate I've ever gotten. I was honestly getting so many people. But I actually had a lot of people Messing with me and being pretty funny So many people were messing with me

And being like If you're actually going to try the food in the fucking place Just try the fucking food Because I had been posting photos of hot dogs that I was eating We had choices to not eat hot dogs And I was like I want that hot dog The dogs And we're doing

Bugman vs. Bugman we'll be probably doing next week we'll probably be recording speaking of dogs speaking of dogs me and Danny's hot dog eating competition

oh god this day would never come the day's come my friend time to pay the piper yeah so I think we're probably gonna film that next week which means it'll come out

in next in patreon.com slash the boys there's a bonus episode every week and I met tons of the dudes from the patreon on tour and i'll say one of the things that i thought was cool about the tour was meeting some of the dudes that a lot of guys said some version of like appreciate how much like stuff you put out and how hard you work or whatever and honestly that would be that was something that i would never think someone would ever notice yeah because you do sometimes you are and you not that you're like, why am I doing this?

But you do a lot of times put in these 90-hour weeks. And for me, I think a little bit of it's like, I go, I'm just wired that way. And I stopped thinking about why. I just do it a lot of times. But it was interesting to see people saying that they're like, I appreciate that. Because they go, not a lot of other people. People skip episodes or this and that. And they go,

almost every podcast skips episodes. Yeah. But I, but us, I just didn't, I didn't expect that P actually people would like notice being like, oh, that guy's always,

they actually seem to put out a lot of stuff. Yep. And I was kind of cool that people actually appreciated it or whatever. You know what I mean? We appreciate y'all. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

Sick. Sick. Sick meeting the Euro boys. Oh, definitely sick meeting the Euro boys. And the Irish boys and the uk boys and the uk boys peace