The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Study Says Male Periods Would Be Celebrated, & Our Co-Worker Is Wanted For Attempted Murder

Episode Date: March 3, 2023

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This week, gay Biden advisor Sam Brinton is back in the news after he got caught red-shirted stealing more luggage. Yeah, I mean, sometimes people have the same item of clothing as other people. It really isn't that big of a deal. I don't know why we're jumping to conclusions here. Wait, Ryan, why are you wearing an African woman's garb? And didn't you just get back from the airport? This is clothes I've always worn. This is how I dress. Yes, there may be some African woman out there. I don't know. I don't have tabs on what everyone in the world wears. But yes, this is how I dress.

So you're saying that's a coincidence then that you just happen to be wearing this? I bought this at Men's Warehouse. If they happen to be, I don't know. I don't frequent African women's stores. So I don't know what they're selling there. And you bought that at Men's Warehouse? I bought this at Men's Warehouse. In America?

And frankly, the fact that you, you've had it out for this gay Biden advisor from the get-go. What's a gay advisor? Biden has a lot of advisors, you know, 100 to 150 of them. They come in once or twice a week and tell him how to do more gay stuff. They're not gay people who are advisors? I don't know if they're gay or not. It's none of my business. They're advising him on the gay.

It really isn't my business whether he's gay, whether he's not gay. I work on the straight advising committee for Biden and I've been working there for three days and ever since then you've been commenting on what I wear all of a sudden. And then they make you wear that. No, I just happened to buy this when I went to the men's warehouse. Men's warehouse. I brought this to the men's warehouse.

The men's warehouse at LaGuardia Airport. On my way to do straight advising. For example, this week I'm teaching him how to do a belching competition with Vladimir Zelensky, and the loser of that competition has to give the winner 100 trillion American dollars. Weird.

And spoiler alert, Biden can't belch without being burped. He needs to physically be burped like a baby. Spoiler alert, Biden can't burp. It's news to me, and that's news to you. Let's get to the show, everybody. The boys. The boys.

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Alrighty then. Alright, you know what it is, the boys cast. Isn't it? It's the boys cast, isn't it? Isn't it? A lot of new people joined the Patreon this week. Patreon.com slash the boys cast. Discord's up and running.

Me and Danny are going to be doing a manliness competition on the Patreon next week. Yeah, we will. New designs at ryanlongstore.com, fellas, fellas. And tour dates, Calgary, Boston, Las Vegas, Atlanta, Philadelphia, Tampa, New York at Gramercy Theater. And more importantly, we don't want to have to get into this cancel culture stuff so early.

Oh, I this cancel culture stuff so early oh i hate cancel culture but a guy that we know yeah a comedian yeah he went on the subway and he you know shot someone or something like that something like that happened and now these you know the fake news media has been coming after this guy you would almost say i don't want to say it. I know, you might have to say it. But it is no laughing matter. It was no laughing matter. This is no laughing matter. And the cancel culture- This one is actually no laughing matter.

And cancel culture is not just coming for white dudes anymore. No. This guy is- Danny had him on his podcast. He had him. He was on my podcast. I actually know this guy from The Pair and everything like that. Yeah, yeah.

I know him. He's a good dude. He was a funny dude. Yeah, I like him. But basically, he got until... He was a funny dude. Yeah, I liked him. But basically, he got into an altercation on the subway. Allegedly. Allegedly. Yep.

And then allegedly... Allegedly. Like, shot a guy and allegedly they're after him or whatever. Yeah. Pretty... He's on the lam. The whole thing is nuts. He's legit on the lam.

But this article, the articles that were coming out about it are so crazy because this one goes, alleged NYC subway shooter is a comedian who's slated to perform in Times Square. I mean, I will say this because these are all New York Post articles. New York Post,

you would think, would be no laughing matter. You'd think they would go with no laughing matter. For sure, New York Post because they're all having sassy, funny puns in their things and stuff. What do they call them in the article like something like the clown or something like oh they have a whole bunch

of really good things or something no they go it's a real life Joker on the loose in Gotham dude it's crazy you think there's some guy in like the pitch meeting be like going to his editor and he's like I'm telling you I know I've overused no laughing matter for comedy related stuff, but this is

the one. It's sort of the boy you tried to roll with. Last one. Last one. Give me one more No Laughing Matter. You're right. This is the Laughing Matter to end all laughing matters. This is literally a fucking comic who is on the run for attempted murder. Well, I'll tell you what, because he's basically there's their whole thing in the article

there where they said he has a spot he's supposed to uh he's supposed to be he's supposed to be performing at lol comedy club like next month right yeah and they were like will he show up remains to be seen and be like i could probably solve that one for you yeah not gonna show i mean you know what comics are desperate for stage time you don't want to like give away spots when you don't spots a spot but i mean when you are on the run from the law that's one of those things generally you take that out

when you're on the run for the law but god damn it does that one new bit it's so close to being working I will tell you though he probably

that blowjob act yeah he probably goes wherever he is hiding out right now he probably goes and buys like a burner just to check the lineup to see if he took a spot

he's like I'm a fucking loser are you kidding me that guy can't fill my shoes he is hiding out right now. He probably goes and bottles like a burner just to check the lineup to see if he took his spot. He took his spot. I'm a fucking loser. Are you kidding me? That guy can't fill my shoes. If you put on cement, you fucking fill them with cement. He has some unfortunate clips.

I mean, I guess I could say it at this point. I know. Because like, I actually wasn't talking about this, but then I actually kind of annoyed and me and some other comics

were annoyed. You didn't want to talk about it at first. Well, because he did The Bathhouse. I know. We talked about this on the Patreon. It was sort of like a hush-hush at one point. Honestly, and I was hush-hush about it.

Well, that was in every major paper. Not only that, but like- We're not snitches now. But like people request, no, but people like legitimately were requesting all comics in New York be like, remove any podcasts he was on. And then he has all these TikToks up still. He like didn't take it down his own tiktoks and he's asking other people to remove their podcast i'm like what the fuck

like i saw that i was like are you kidding that had nothing to do with your clip it's because you go and he put the clip on his channel yeah and he wanted to steal your views you're gonna you get copyright on your own god all these fucking comics are like, yeah, people are reaching out being like, you've got to remove any podcast he's been on. And you're like, you kept your own clips up. And his own clips too. They're giving him hell too.

He goes, remember when people... They're going to be saying these bits verbatim in the courtroom. He's 100% going to be getting the drill wrapper. Dude, I'm telling you, the jury, if you're on the jury and you're a New York podcast fan, you're like, this is maybe the best gig ever. I get paid to just watch podcasts all day? Sure. Well, he goes, remember when people wanted to get rid of cops like a year ago?

Remember that? He riffed in one crime-fueled take. He's probably like, I wasn't riffing he's like i wrote that that was a good bit they go in one crime fuel take on his tiktok some dude in a turtleneck was like we should get rid of cops i was like you look robbable i was like are you a fighter you gonna get robbed he was like no i'm not a fighter i'm a lover he was like no you're a victim we're gonna rob you dog He said laughing maniacally at his own joke I mean he came on the bathhouse and literally admitted to it

He literally admitted to attempted murder like forever listens to the bathhouse They'll remember because everybody's like this guy's full of shit. That's what everybody was saying in the car You took it down and I took it down I'm gonna put it back now that I saw that his own clips are up I'm like what does that matter? and then the guy who makes my clips for the bathhouse, literally the one clip he made was of him just talking about this attempted murder. This is crazy.

And then I sent it to him. I go like, I can't post this, right? And he's like, yeah, probably don't post this. Yeah, definitely. This was before all of this stuff. Back in the day, if you're feeling out, if you're a snitch or not. But it's funny because LOL, dude, since I moved to New York, we had that other comic

that was that grizzly pair that was like he was getting... The cops were looking for him and he was on the lam. But his was different. He literally did an assault at the club.

This guy was like... He was like... They were looking... It took them a month just to ID him. Like they're doing real detective work, you know? They're hanging out

in the back of LOL. They're buying tickets. They're probably like barking for LOL. Like they're doing real detective work, you know? They're hanging out in the back of LOL. They're buying tickets. They're probably like barking for LOL. Like someone probably got a job, like a cop. To go undercover.

Barking undercover. Well, that's the place that people don't know. LOL is the notorious place where there's all these stories where if you go to Times Square, they tell tourists, they go,

Bill Burr is going to be there. They tell everyone. And then also legendary, that was a place where Bill Burr showed up and then he was like, hey, I'm just looking to do a spot. And they were like, and who are you? And then the people turned down Bill Burr.

And he was like playing MSG or something. Yeah, he was doing Madison Square Gardens. He was just trying to get in a quick spot. Quick spot. Kind of close by or whatever. And he's straight up there like, we don't know who you are. The first month I was here, I walked in. There was a big brawl there.

It was Casey Aurora. He was on stage. This guy, he says something to him and then his mom stands up gets on stage and then the guy whose mom it is gets up starts trying to fight him and then he gets into a fist fight with the bouncer and then while this is going on people start clearing out and then the fist fights going on people are trying to escape and they're like we want our money back and the owner's like no refund yeah there's like there's currently a fight going on yeah i did not care about that and he was like he basically said he goes once this all dies down which took 20 minutes then we're gonna start the show again

and then they started the show again half the people left and then they started the show again with like the 50 people and that was in the old location where there was like four shows going at one time oh yeah there's like four shows going at one time. Oh yeah, they have a magic show. There was like four mini rooms and like, yeah,

there was like a clean show, a dirty show, like all the stuff going on at one time. Anyways, what a mess, eh? Yeah, anyways,

yeah. Oh shit. Shout out to our boy. Hopefully he's able to, I hope he gets out of it alive. Yeah, I hope he stays escaping.

I hope you stay escaping, dude. Yeah, dude. I'm still rooting for him. So there's this article that I was kind of throwing out for you, right? But basically they go, if men had periods, here's what the ads might look like. And it's kind of this big viral thing right now. And then they go, Stephen Tyler famously once said, if men bleed, tampons would be free. And he was on to something, right?

Stephen Tyler like... I don't know if that or not i actually couldn't i that a lot of this period discourse keeps referencing a steven tyler i was gonna say why would steven tyler be chiming in about i don't know if it's aerosmith steven tyler or it's just like a famous uh like male feminist steven tyler okay that seems more likely that there's a famous male feminist baby and i don't want to bleed at all would tampons be free for me and i'm bleeding dude looks like a lady is that bleeding because no tan i was gonna say i don't know the full lyrics. The dude looks like a lady, but I guess that's what it was. Why would tampons be free for men?

This is the craziest take. Like if anything, they would cost more. Like I guess this is a take that goes on. There's like the pink tax or whatever, but I just don't. Okay. But what, what thing, this is the thing that they always say, right? First of all, the idea that like men's problems they go if this was a man's problem society would care it'll be like that's your that's your read on the world

the society cares more about men's problems right and then the second part where you're just like okay well what's a man's thing that is free because we pay for yeah exactly like what is one like i don't know toilet paper or just like toilet paper for shit is that well but it's that's free for everybody. Like, what is... Yeah, exactly. I mean, I was trying to think of, what is the thing that's free for men?

Condoms? How about condoms? Like, why aren't condoms free? And be like, well, they aren't free. You're like, well, there's places you can go and get them free. Yeah, you go to like a clinic. Yeah, like tampons.

Yeah, you go to a clinic. Guess what? You can go to some of those places and get tampons for free, too. And again, they're not free. They're just like, part of their budget goes to tampons. Yeah, and I go there,

and obviously I go every time, every once a week, I go to the tampon place and take a garbage bag, and I say, fill tampa yeah and i i go there and obviously i go every time i every once a week i go to the tampon place and take a garbage bag and i say fill me up and then i go hand them out because i'm a feminist aren't there i walk around town i go up to random strangers and i go hey lady i go i got something for you i put it in her i put it in her chest pocket i go little uh johnny apple seed you're not gonna bleed on my watch you don't gotta bleed anymore no stop the bleeding stop i don't understand why steven tyler would say that hey and then i whisper in your ear i go plug her up why would steven tyler i don't know what i steven tyler might have been on like our early feminism kick 2015 and it stuck with him i would assume now

he's back to being a dog 18 year old girlfriend or something whatever he's up to what the fuck is he talking about but the basic so the gist is the funny part is they go a campaign asked up from water aid asked 2 000 people how they thought it might be different if men had periods and the answers 100 you wouldn't hear about it much yeah there be like, it's just like suffering in silence like men do with everything else. Now we're talking. Yeah, they go, tell you who doesn't suffer in silence for their period?

My fucking girlfriend. She lets it be known. Well, they're probably watching this right now and I'm in trouble now. Yeah, exactly. All because of periods. But the funny part too is they go, the answer telling, 8 out of 10 respondents thought if men had periods there would be fewer myths and taboos about

them. And their whole thing is reporting on that everyone thinks that. I'd be like, yes, because you've brainwashed everyone for the last 5 years that men's lives are so easy and women's lives are a living nightmare non-stop. They go, yo, guess what? Data came in, we interviewed people, and they all agreed. It'd be like, yeah, your viewers

that you've been brainwashing with more of this stuff honestly you wouldn't even know about periods if men had them like if men had periods it would be such a thing that they just kept kept close to the chest you know like you wouldn't even know exactly yeah it'd be one of those things they'd be like you on your period you'd be like nah dog it's like it's running down your leg yeah yeah no that's fucking motor oil spill you're on your your friggin' period, dude. Yeah, you would never know. Well, the way that they say it, which is... The only thing that you would know is because guys would find it hilarious for free bleeding. Like when that fake thing started going with the free bleeding, where they're like, you know, at 4chan thing.

Wiping the blood on people. But the dudes would just, yeah, exactly. Dudes would straight up just be like, let's go. And then they'd be like for beer pong. Yeah, yeah, the paint under the eye. Like you got beer pong. You're like, let's go and then they'd be like yeah yeah the paint under the like you got beer pong you're like let's go like your sports rambo like football team totally yeah your mini sticks team yeah exactly your fucking high school football team or something like would be going crazy with this like we were in buffalo this weekend and there was a

the team that was with their sons and me and Chris Vega after the show like at like 3am we came back and these guys were just drinking the guy had 19 Moe dries just lined up

on the table the kids were sleeping the guys goes yeah we gotta get up at 6 for the game but we might just keep her going it was Buffalo right

so they were Canadian there for a tournament and the funny part was these guys just the guy was only joking kept being like so uh you two uh you gay

hey you so drunk he kept forgot he forgot what he made a joke that he was gay be like i don't know you and your buddy seem pretty close and he goes that's funny coming from you too there's like a hockey dad find out where they're from yeah north york or something okay love doug ford you know what i mean this guy worked in like wasteman these guys are rocking and then i saw him the next day and he said he missed his son's game oh really just remember my point was this guy if he was on his period he might put it on his eyes for the game exactly that's toxic but they said they go they're making it seem like it'd be like a proud moment where like, it would be positive.

There wouldn't be taboos. If guys had their period, they'd be walking around high fiving each other. Like, you know what I mean? You come in, you go, I got something to tell you. This is my period.

They just give him a hug and be like, you're the fucking man, dude, you did it again. Yeah. What do you think like World War I movies would be like? I don't, I don't even want to make this joke,

but because they're, you know, period pieces. But, um, as I was talking about that, but like, you did something like, you know, like Saving as i was talking about that but like you did something like you know like saving private ryan we're like get out there and kill some germans you're like i can't well that is dicks bleeding that is the one thing that or would you be like this guy killed

47 germans on his period you definitely wouldn't know yeah you wouldn't know like whose blood bleeds from that you go oh my god everyone got shot in the dick and they were like it was a psyop like just psych we're on a period yeah yeah yeah

or like the German comes and he goes I guess they're already dead and he's just on his period though that's where the blood exactly just smears it all over his chest and stuff

yeah that's what I'm saying so they all lie there and they go quick everyone grab your period blood and it's like only a couple of them on their period so they all grab and wipe the blood all over and they go, quick, everyone, grab your period blood. And it's like only a couple of them on their period. So they all grab and wipe the blood all over. Then they go, they go, oh my God, everyone's dead.

They go, psych. You could convince also your chick that you don't have to do things. Like she'd be like, I think guys would be better at like, you know, it'd be like, oh, can you do this? It'd be like crazy. Oh, cramps. My cramps would be going crazy. I will tell you though,

the tampons would not be free. When the in-laws? No, it would be sick though. It's like you would legit, like if men had periods. Fake tampons? No, there would be like pads that were like all like your favorite sports team's logos.

Like Maple Leafs pads and stuff. And then like if your buddy's like a Leafs fan, you get him like the Habs. You go, oh, I need a pad. And you go, here you go. It's a fucking Habs pad. I'd rather bleed to death. Yeah, I'd rather fucking bleed everywhere than fucking wear that hobbs pad that's so funny you have a bill's dick

pad yeah yeah bills pads dude all your favorite horses it's like the credit cards remember like when they just started someone figured out they go yeah we're just gonna make like credit cards with like you can just get them in your that is so funny though the idea of wearing a bill like a fucking toronto maybe leaves dick bag yo getting your girl one you bring her back i got you a pad like what is it the habs habs so yeah i don't think that would happen they go one third of the responses believe that guys would openly brag about their periods and congratulate one another over them. I mean, they'd have a sense of humor about them. Yeah.

The idea, they go, this is how cooked everyone is. One third of the world thinks that men would just be walking around like, good, you did it, buddy. Atta boy. You're on your period. Put her there. Atta boy. Atta boy.

You're a hero. You're a pro. You're a scholar and a saint. Yeah. You're a gentleman and a scholar. Yeah. They'll be like, isn't it so sick? These are free for us? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're a pro, you're a scholar and a saint. You're a gentleman and a scholar. Yeah, they'll be like, isn't it so sick these are free for us? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're a gentleman and you're a scholar. So they're saying one-third of that when people think that. And you go, yeah, one-third of your listeners because if anything it should be like the article should be like, people who subscribe to our magazine are stupid. Getting your periods

would turn into a proud, invisible monthly moment. There would be nothing shameful about having a period. And in fact, I don't know if this is still Steve Tyler, but... Nothing shameful periods. Yeah. Amazing, amazing bleeding. amazing, amazing, bleeding.

Having a period might even become the ultimate sign of manliness. Look at this guy. He's not even a man. I mean, once you all have them, though, then you're not. No, but you'd be like, you'd be, this guy has to come and walk around

with like a bucket every day. Right, right, yeah, yeah. Like every guy has to, you know, this guy's like the ultimate manly man at the bar. He has to show up. He's got like a towel down his yeah, yeah. Like every guy has to, you know, this guy's like the ultimate manly man at the bar. He has to show up. He's got like a towel down his pants, basically. I mean, yeah, no days off.

No days off. Because chicks take a full week off, right, for the most part? You basically have a bucket that's like, you have a harness. So it's kind of like this chest harness that attaches to this bucket. So a bucket's just always hanging underneath you. Yeah, dudes would be using it as like a moving stuff. That's how much your flow is. Yeah.

It's got a manly flow, eh? Fucking man flow. Look at this. What is that, a speck of blood? People come in afterwards, look in the toilet, they go, you call that a freaking tampa? Oh, fucking Terry Spotting over here. So crazy.

From forcing girls to drop, this is another part where it's funny, they go, from forcing girls to drop at is another part where it's funny to go from forcing girls to drop at a school to donald trump using a period reference to discredit a gop presidential debate moderator the stigma is all over the place this is the thing where it's so funny because you're like you go from this stuff happening you go you know what would happen if men had their periods you'd never hear this story you go if a girl's made fun of a man he goes guys probably on his period you go it wouldn't be in your newspaper yeah it wouldn't be anything but also it's like what is the premise where do you get this premise from where it would be free

like what is that it's just i guess basically they've just brainwashed everyone to think they go everything's so much easier for guys you go would this one be easier for guys like yes obviously they all would there's nothing ever that's not easier for men but it's like what's yeah like nothing's free for guys where like you can even say like oh well this one thing is nothing's free it's too much so anyway it's the clicks though the covid thing a lot of stuff's been happening yeah so i had covid 19 uh youtube uh just just put the uh YouTube just put the Bink I wish I could do it like Actually I gotta tell you one thing before we

Keep talking about that COVID thing We got one last week I don't even remember talking about it I know we always get them But I don't even remember what we talked about Wanda did something really good so they did this On this article that someone did. And they did this because we were talking about long COVID. They go, 20% of bisexuals have had long COVID.

I saw that. You don't say that long COVID is much higher. This is the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. It's what we said last week. They go, people that were non-binary. They go, they basically said long COVID's been affecting people that are legitimately the We Want Attention community. Yeah, the We Want Attention community

happens to also be afflicted the most by fibromyalgia. Do you know how crazy that is? That they're like, they actually say, they go, of people that were like bisexual, LGBT, it's like crazy these people also are likely to have twice as likely to have long covid what do you know who would have is legitimately saying like women are more likely to be cold at the movies like are they are they more likely to bring it up again like i don't think there's any i mean mean, obviously, there's no real reason

why something like would afflict, I mean, even genders differently. Yes, obviously. Of course. But anyways. Yet so starkly. Well, that's what we're getting at. Like, I can see like maybe like depression because you're like more women would like admit to having it versus like maybe guys are like not going to admit to it as much

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Let's get back into the episode. Well, you were mentioning that apparently some articles have been saying that the COVID was made in a lab, right? Yes, likely. The Department of Energy and now the FBI, the Federal Bureau. Well, I know that you like to, you know, you like to be an edgy boy and you don't like the media publications. YouTube, hit us with the notifications. Well, no, because I, representing mainstream media, you don't understand that I have contacts. You're sort of an outsider.

I'm an outsider, yeah. I talk to these people. Yeah, you're the swamp and I'm trying to drain it. I have. I fucking drain that swamp. Yeah. Yeah, you're going to fucking drain that swamp. Yeah. Yeah, you want to fucking drain that swamp. You should fucking drink a cup of shit.

I talked to someone at the Wall Street Journal. Yeah. CNN. Uh-huh. New York Times. Sure. And I know that you were sort of, you know, having your little victory lap on Twitter.

Yeah. And you said, oh, I guess they were wrong. Uh-huh. So I talked to them and they said, just because this is directly from them. From the New York Times. Yes. Yes, they happen to be wrong about it. The lying New York Times. First of all, they said that we're not the lying New York Times.

Oh, not anymore? No, they said that they're honest New York Times. Alright. And they said, just because it turns out that COVID was probably made in a lab does not mean that we still don't think that Danny Polashuk is a racist conspiracy theory scum just because we would have ruined your life and got you to platform for now something that we do think

doesn't mean that danny yes polishuk they said this to you specifically isn't still racist scum this is directly from the contrarian take i agree with that you're a scum yeah i see people celebrating like somehow they're uh you know, they were right and they got one over the media. Yeah. What they don't realize is in matters like this, they had no choice but to say the opposite of dirt people like Danny Polichok. Yeah.

And they described it as when someone you really hate liking Sublime, now you don't want to say you like Sublime anymore. Correct. The Nickelback effect. It was the Nickelback effect. So it was Danny Polichok out here being like, I think it was made in a lab and I'm racist against Chinese people. And they were like, well, we have no

choice not to think that. Yeah. So you box them into a corner when they see racist, you know, dirt, as their words, not mine. I disagree with them on this. When they see that, they have no choice but to say, well, we'll go the opposite way. Because I don't know what I think, but we know it sure as hell ain't that.

Just want to do the opposite. We don't think the same as that pig. Yeah. I mean, it's fair. It's a fair idea. And just because the jig is up on this one does not mean we will not tell you you're wrong on the next one. And they will. Oh, yeah, they will.

Oh, they're going to fire up the old wrong meter. They've been finding new this just made them double down on their ways to find you racist yeah they're just getting started oh i mean just just check my group chats they see you as the dirt scum piece of garbage on the bottom of a foot sure we're still talking about the new york times just all of them they all said this separately cb Sure. We're still talking about the New York Times? Just all of them. They all said this separately. CBC as well. They all said this. And the CDC. The CDC also said this.

They're going to be hitting on us. They said, Danny is a, yeah, ding. They said that you are such a piece of dirt. Yeah. That if you came out tomorrow and you said, I think that- Mushrooms grow on me. If you came out and you- No, if you said mushrooms don't grow on me, they have to say well they do well they do because you are dirt

so that's how much they don't they can't have the same opinion as you yeah yes they were wrong about five or six or seven or eight things on covid yeah yes most of them and happens it happens yeah like come on i mean you got to give them the benefit of the doubt well don't well i think what we're getting at here is i want you to remember your part that you played in this. Yes. By saying that you think that a lot of the evidence, you know, and basically anyone who's paying attention basically said all the evidence.

Yeah. I mean, I was just one of those people who I was like, well, I mean, the lab is in Wuhan and it's stars. You and your right wing boyfriend, Jon Stewart. Yeah, exactly. Am I right? Exactly. And you go like, like well that seems like

that could be possible and now Woody Harrelson now Woody everybody the best part is all the late night hosts after the Department of Energy thing came out

that night where they're all like oh well what's the Department of Energy saying like this and it's low confidence even though it wasn't it was moderate confidence

and then literally yesterday the next day the FBI comes out and they're like yeah we high confidence we think the same thing too again I don't want to the next day, the FBI comes out and they're like, yeah, we think the same thing too. Again, I don't want to be bootlicking the FBI. You're bootlicking the FBI.

And I'll tell you what. Okay, so New York Times may have run this article. Discussion of lab leery theory, lab leak theory is racist. Yep. Okay. Correct. They may have run this at the Daily Beast. We think the coronavirus Wuhan lab leak theory is total nonsense.

Sure. They made a rule on that. Jon Stewart goes all in on the lab leak theory conspiracy. This is Daily Beast again. Yep. They may have run an article at CNN saying coronavirus almost certainly came from an animal, not a lab leak. Top scientists agree. Okay, so listen.

I mean, yeah, that seems reasonable i think maybe north korea did it nobody's nobody's uh i think you're just as much at fault as anyone i i mean i have been spreading all this horrible disinformation i don't we're still racist i am racist yeah yeah you should see my jokes on on other things race related you've been calling yourself blood clot Adams the Scott Adams the apostrophe Scott yeah like a black guy Oh tap Scott Adams Oh tap Scott Adams Danny's been going My hotep Scott Adams Hotep Scott Adams That's my new moniker

So Scott Adams Is in a little bit of fire Right now Yeah All those Dilbert fans Out there Probably pouring one out So Scott Adams

Pouring out their coffee For Scott Scott Adams Was on the boys cast Back in the day Yeah He was like one of the first guests Before I was here

Yeah yeah So I can just distance myself from Well I liked adams and he had the thing he was the original guy that came up with the talent the talent stack thing which i thought he i thought that like theory was like really good yeah i agree with that yeah and basically he was i mean again it's one of those things okay he said this doesn't mean you're like okay disregard all the things because people will yeah they go oh everything he's ever said but i did say this when i the one thing i'll say that i did say about scott adams was he had a few theories that he felt like autistically immovable on them yeah and i think that he kind of like he likes to double down on something so we'll see what well i've been like

since he said the thing so people don't know he basically uh i'm sure most people know but basically there was this study it was a poll erasmuson poll of a thousand people is it okay to be white yeah 53 percent of uh black people said yes it's okay 20 i think it was like 23 percent or said no and then the rest were like undecided they don't know so then he goes well 47 percent of people say it's not okay to be white he goes that's by definition a hate group and then he started going on this whole thing where he's like well then i wouldn't be around them i wouldn't live in here and he really went like he just like kept going you're like we get it yeah right and he

just is like going on and on and on about this thing on this just like youtube live stream and then and then in it he kind of was like insinuating like yeah this is probably it for me well there's a couple i know what you mean but there's like a couple things for one the for yeah because you hit the nail on the head there was the first part where it was like he kind of has a logical point where he goes if 50 of the people in the world are black people hate white people in america yeah i get his point it's like it's like that you can't fire me i quit you know what i mean yeah like if girls fucking you know if we can't trust girls then whatever i'll just be single then you know what you're better off that you're better

off like not even getting married and being with the girls if that's how they're going to be like yeah it's the same sort of thing right better? Yeah, it's better off gay. You're better off just like sucking a dude. That is the kind of what he's making. Kind of, yeah. But like, obviously the part is where you go, well, do you think that? I go, this is where I would say the thing like falls apart a little bit

where you go, okay, so if you, if you, we all, even someone like Scott Adams, I'm sure would admit that like media's polls are crazy. They're all biased. A thousand's not a sample size a sample size yeah like way too small of a sample size we always talk about like what normal people think you go even with like the heat of like i hate men feminism it was like online and then in real life you're like yes they've convinced they've the media has

like muddied the waters where it's like well it's not like whiteness is like an idea like the same remember when will smith goes like will smith is an idea not a person like it's like it's kind of like they've muddied the waters where they go well they're not a white like that's a black guy that's not a white person like whiteness is like an idea that is holding everyone concept yeah it's like they've it's so muddy that i get the idea of people being like, I don't really know what to say here. But if any of those people in real life, we all know someone that hates white guys. But that ain't fucking 50% of people. No, for sure not.

I'm sure there were a lot of people who were like, what was the question? They answered it, and then they were like, what was the question again? Right. And they go, no, no, no. We got it. Thank you. I would say like, I would say most,

I don't get like any of that stuff. I feel like the only time you get, sometimes with like an old, like Jamaican lady, you get a little like eye roll, like, but generally I find them nice. It's college kids

that don't like white people and it's not black or white. It's like Indian, white, black, whatever it is. Like college kid girl. Yeah.

Hates white people. Yeah. So yeah. Like they, they're like your it is like college kid girl yeah hates white people yeah so yeah like they they're like your existence is like they can't even believe you're still here your existence is literal there is a certain type of girl yes and there are black ones but there's also white ones and idiot ones for sure that's the only thing was he just like like the perfect thing is like he said with the autistic thing where he like just couldn't really get off of it and then i listened to him in an interview with that guy, Hotep Jesus. And he really just like is not willing to even concede like an inch on it. Well, that's the part where.

He's like talking his way all around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he's all the persuasion guy, right? He's all like, well, and so he kind of talks. So he's like, I guess one thing he says is like, I guess I'm willing to concede the sample size wasn't big enough. But he's like, my point still stands on everything. I mean, if you live on the internet, in real life, that doesn't seem to hold up.

He doesn't, though, because he's like, again, and I was like, people still read comic strips in newspapers? So this is my second point with him, because I actually know him a little bit. And I actually, like I said, I do like him. But he is always up to something yeah do you know what i mean like well he said that was another that's what i'm saying he said he goes you know what but this is fine because actually like i think this will positively like advance

race relations this whole debacle so if i know he's like and he's like and i was planning to retire soon anyways totally he's like i wanted to get he's a a multimillionaire and he was like, maybe it's like to, yeah, whatever he's up to, he has a plan because he's not just like a total crazy person. He sort of did the same thing with COVID. Like, cause everyone was like,

a lot of people were saying that, uh, he was like really like pro vaccine and like his audience didn't like it. And then he was kind of taking the thing with like, even if like it, the information changed now, I was right before. And he was just, he kind of just likes to go a devil's advocate sort of yeah he's a contrarian for the most part and then yeah so i feel like he's up to something where it's like whether like

even if the first one he's not just like a manic person i don't in my opinion doing like a downward spiral he has like some sort of plan i I feel like, what he's up to. Well, I mean, if he doesn't, he's going to make you think he does. It might be a bad plan, but I think he thinks he's up to something. Oh, no, no, no. He's definitely acting like this is all part of some grand plan. Master plan. To fix racism.

Okay. That's the sound of it. He's like, yeah, this is going to, you know. I'm almost like, I'm going to take the bullets here. But like this whole thing will kind of get like the idea of that. But I also I'm like, that's not going to work. Yeah. And also the way he frames it, he goes, but, you know, we won't know for 10 years.

So let's circle back. I don't know in 10 years that I sort of solved this whole thing. Yeah, like I fixed racism, but for now I'm racist. But in 10 years, I'll have fixed racism. So for the next 10 years, I guess we'll just have to wait and see. That's great. But he kind of like pushes out the decision way out in the future. That's super funny.

Yeah, but anyways, no more Dilbert. Yeah, Dilbert. Well, actually, no, it'll be on Locals. That's what he said. He goes, Dilbert's moving to Locals. It's part of the plan, dude. It is, yeah. Part of the plan.

I thought those are for kids, like reading comics in the papers. He has so much money, I'm pretty sure. Oh, he's... I feel like he has said it, too. I think he thinks if you have FU money, you can do these kind of experiments. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, he did call it.

But again, I don't think that he thinks that. In the Hotel Jesus interview, he said, he goes goes in about two days from now i'll have lost everything like in terms of like he says and he was right like he nailed it exactly he goes all like everything will be taken away from me i think in about two days and he says it so calmly and like it was two days exactly like i mean it is comical the idea of you're like if like because i guess it like that thing where i guess his point to be making is like you go well the media is like 55 of people hate white people uh anyways look at this thing this guy said about it it's like don't you care about the thing and they're like well no if anything we think that's low i get why that's comical yeah but i just don't believe it i just don't think that like you know i just it's kind of this it

really does it's the same thing as like the incel thing a little bit where it's like yes you can talk shit about like women or whatever and there is like always like a fight to have be had like men versus women or whatever but like the idea of where you're like they're all against us it's just like no people are just like no and then you're gonna, they're all against us. It's just like, no, people are just like people. And then you're going to be like, so what? We're just going to segregate everybody? I don't know. It's not the real solution. Yeah, I don't think that I feel that.

His solution was straight up segregation. He goes, we should all go back to just whites over here. I think the media wants people to hate you more than they do. Yeah. I mean, the media was licking their chops when this happened. And even actual racist people, the same as like, okay. Me okay me yes the same as people that are white that hate black people the same that people that are black they hate white people even most of those are like yeah but not the guys i work with yeah of course like yeah honest to god i really think that like even girls that are like i just

can't stand men it's like obviously my husband's good and my kids yeah everyone's like abstractly racist more than they're actually in reality racist because it's much harder when you're like having to actually be racist well the most people exactly come in contact with you're like it's a real different kind totally yeah so much easier to be like i hate those people and it's like and then you're like well obviously the yeah the two guys at my work that are like i share a truck those guys are good guys they're the good ones yeah everyone thinks the ones they know are the good ones but they hate everyone else right and not just with that with gay people everything else like how many people are like oh this fucking lgbt stuff is getting shoved down my throat like obviously ted's yeah you know what

i mean it's just like whatever yeah it's everything so yes but they kind of want it shoved in your face but there is there is some like it is kind of like a weird time it's kind of making me laugh that just in general there is this like a weird time like you see like the aiden ross thing where he basically tweeted there's two genders i saw that that was like real like remember when elon took over yeah. Remember like it struck midnight and everybody's like, we can say whatever we want. And then everybody was just like,

there's two genders. Like it was just like, everybody was just like, yeah, there's only two genders. And I'm like, okay, sick. Uh-huh. Sick tweets. But it was like,

if you think about like, he just got kicked off Twitch. The Steve Will Do It kid kicked off everything. Did Aiden Ross get kicked off of Twitch for that? No, not necessarily that, but I'm just saying

Colm in the last like fucking two weeks lost his YouTube channel, got it back. Alex Byron just got kicked off of TikTok. I saw that. Fucking Lewis got

the Legion of Skanks channel taken down. It's like, we are living in hell a little bit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, you know,

and the reason why it's kind of this weird time where it's like, it's almost like a little like corny or boomerish to constantly be like, oh, the censorship's out of control, but it's like, okay, almost like a little, like, corny or boomerish to constantly be like, oh, the censorship's out of control,

but it's like, okay, but it still is. Yeah. It's like, it hasn't got solved. No, it hasn't. Do you know what I mean? No. Where it's like, he's like, even the two genders thing, like, everyone was kind of like,

a lot of the people that are like, oh, what a corny thing to tweet or whatever, like the, maybe Hasan Piker's, the world would kind of be like, this is corny, or like, oh, but it's like, you're like, you're like, like but it's like you're like but do you not yeah yeah

I don't even know what he said I'm just saying I'm sure there's a lot of people that were like this is corny but it's also like okay but like do you think it or not

he's right but it's like you still are it's like it's almost like the arguments it's just like now it's just two separate worlds where it's like the worlds

that think that and then the worlds that don't and it's like oh really you're gonna say that and be like okay but a lot of people still don't think that's true of course i mean tons of people and also like should you have everything taken away from you or anything taken away from you for just publicly saying that like well yeah that's obviously just like a troll i guess yeah yeah and it yeah because i mean i i don't get what he gets out of a cool guy yeah a funny, like funny enough to know that's like he knows that he's like kind of being like, but I just wonder like, what is he's being ridiculous a little bit.

What does he get into that? Like, just I think I think he's probably those Twitch guys are masters at like building hype. And he signed this big deal with kick to go over this new streaming platform okay so i think he was like uh he's kind of like doing like the free speech platforms and he probably signed this some big big deal and i think he's pretty good at like drumming up like making himself the center of controversies job well done yeah but if you want to drum up real controversy say there's only one gender that's what you really do that's a one gender tops one gender that's enough talking about that i guess on my part. Yeah, maybe I won't fucking.

Riking too spicy. Yeah, probably stop there. All right. Okay, that's about where we'll take it. Yeah. We're going to have the gender advisory. We love you, Susan. She's out.

That's what Google and Canada now. It's like they're doing the thing with the bills where they're just gonna don't get me started on fucking china north but okay fine this is the last thing i'll say about there only being one gender they legitimately are doing a canada though where they're saying like they're gonna rig the home pages to only show what they want to show or whatever well they're doing which is only show like sexy photos of justin trudeau they're also trying to pass a bill so if you literally go on Facebook and just put a link to CBC to their article,

so you're leaving the platform to go to, say, CBC or Global Mail or something, then they're like, we want to get paid for the link. Not get paid. If you post the link, they're like, Facebook owes us some money. They're doing ridiculous stuff over there. That's crazy. You're like, look. Screw off. link they're like facebook owes us some money they're doing ridiculous that's crazy you're like look screw up but like they're promoting your thing like

they're you're now going to the site where you can earn money based off screw off crazy well what they their ultimate goal is to be able to decide like what you know sites people can see and what people sites people can't see well no this there's two different things there's like the you know tip in the scales with can con but for youtube which is crazy well the crazy part about the tip yeah because the original part is a bit crazy but the crazy part about the canadian content thing is they get to decide what's canadian content and they'll decide this won't be canadian content yeah also yeah like you join me like me and you they'll be like well that doesn't count like for youtube they'll be like canadian people will be like well they'll find a way to be like

we're a little spicy that doesn't count yeah so that's no they'll sort of be like so what what tribe are they in i go does jew count i go let me tell you about that also not so this was not on the docket but i don't even know if you heard this and i bet you probably haven't heard this because this was such a non-story and it's so crazy all right but in canada they came out like cesis which is like the canadian cia yeah and they go china like grossly interfered in the last canadian election they have all this proof do you know about this no literally china straight up was like had their uh all these like not ambassadors but like people chinese like nationals in canada and china like explicitly said that ccp was like we want it to be uh the current government which is like no majority it's like the minority government so that they don't have enough power

to do anything and that the liberals will be in power because they're the softest on china everything but specifically china yeah right and like it'll be the best for china to have trudeau and and the ndp minorities and there was one article on cbc two weeks ago and that was it that was fucking it it was like dude if they came out and they go yeah the like the the ccp was meddling and like pierre polievra won. CBC would run that. That would be literally like 24 hours nonstop coverage. And they go, here's one article about this. They go, yeah. Oh, Trudeau would be getting racist.

He'd be on the TV doing the Chinese eyes. And all Trudeau said, he goes, yeah, there's inaccuracies in that report from CSIS. He's like straight up just being calling them liars. Yeah, he goes, they're liars. The CIA is a liar, yeah. Yeah, he goes, they're liars. And then you go, okay, any other comment? You go, no, because our propaganda arm that we fund is just kind of burying it, and that's it.

And it's like, I found out about it. I go like, I'm on Twitter fucking eight hours a day. How did I not see this? You never saw any of this. I didn't even see it until two days ago. China. China. China. China. China.

China. The Chinese chicken had a drumstick if your mind stopped. Do you think they'd come out and say that? He goes, I've looked into it.

And the Chinese chicken? I just want to say that there was some meddling by the Chinese chickens. He calls them the Chinese chickens because I would like to see these chickens. He calls them the Chinese chickens. I would like to see these chickens.

They're afraid to meddle because they're the Chinese chickens. That's what the super far-right people in Canada are going to be calling them, the Chinese chickens. How the ballot box and the rents are ticking. Pretty crazy. How the ballot box and the rents are ticking. Yeah, it's pretty wild. Interfering. Watching elections with the lights off.

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Yes, I can lift a damn box first uh no the other one which one did you like the boss okay we can do that one first so there's these witches and they basically have a witch reddit for their patriarchy wishes right and they so basically they all go in there and a lot of their things is like uh feminism and you know like uh men are being you know sexist as their spells to you know make equality or whatever but they're also witches so they want to do spells on everything so the one danny's talking about any curses or spells i can use on my boss yeah okay you have it yeah uh hold on let me pull it up when i first got hired by this lady she obviously

seemed nice but now every time i come in six minutes late to work, she's on my ass. I've had to miss out on work several different days on different weeks. And every time I don't come in, one day she asks me if I'm going to quit or not. Yeah. And she says, Is there a spell or even a drawing or something that makes it easier for me to do since I don't have my witch supplies, lol. That'll make her sweeter towards me or kinder. I have more patience and time.

I have a strong urge and power when it comes down to these kind of things. So here's the difference between men and women, I think. Which is a guy would be like, is there any spell that could make me on time for work? Because I'm just like not that? Because I'm just like, not that late. I'm just like a little late all the time.

Can there be any spells that can make my boss stop getting mad when I show up late for work every day? I'm like, yeah, just to make her nice and go like,

why don't you make a spell that just makes you on time? Or to change time. Wake up five minutes earlier spell. Or a spell that changes the time. Spell to change time, yeah.

Anything. Or a spell that you can time. Smell the change time, yeah. Or anything. It's just like, I just want it to be nicer to me. Or a smell that you can squeak in instead of, yes. Invisibility cloak to get to your desk. Or maybe you can, if you punch in, maybe a spell that just turns back the clock on the punch thing so you can just back date it or whatever. Any of these things.

No, I just need a spell to make my boss nicer to me. Nicer to me because I keep showing up late sometimes I don't even come in at all and she's super mad the funny part is the night before doing all the spells

like being doing fucking going all the spells you got your eye of nudes and then showing up to work and your boss is like hey why are you showing up late you're like well

all that for nothing well maybe if you didn't stay up till 4am doing spells you could have showed up to work on time. Yeah. Or like, you know, a money spell so you don't have to work at this job.

Don't work at all. Of all the spells, yeah, you're just like, can my boss be nicer because I can't show up to work on time? You're like crazy. Well, all of these are crazy. These witches are nuts. They're peak crazy people in the witch forums. One of the comments actually was.

Some of the comments were a little bit. It goes, what is making you come in late so often? Is it a time issue on your part? Like setting your alarm clock 10 minutes earlier? What type of curse would you want? Want to make her late every day? Maybe I put myself, yeah,

I put, I put a, yeah, like she was expecting more, like everybody's supporting her. Yeah. Yeah. I spell to make their boss late too.

So they both show up at the same time. So they're both late. They're both hiding from each other. So my favorite one was this witch that goes yes i can lift the damn box i'm moving with your mind this is this is a little bit like my girl moving company joke i've been doing but yesterday the new furniture arrived and of course every box i pick up i was asked are you okay with that are you sure don't drop it you need a hand with that so this is by the people she hired by the way so a bunch of she hired these guys and they're coming in and you know they're moving stuff and she goes to pick it up they're like oh we can get that if you want sure i can hire move my own stuff

she's like you did hire us though yes we did get paid needless to say my husband wasn't asked any of this the worst is the snickering when they ask as if it's kind of endearing to watch me do this it's just so demeaning so do you think that's happening they go hey do you need a hand with that and she goes no i'm fine they go hey yeah we'll just grab the broom and just wait for you to break everything. It's not funny. Yeah. Yeah. So it's probably not that likely that like you hired like a guy from, you know,

Amazon to come bring your stuff in and you're like, I can lift it myself. And then he goes, and the husband's literally like, yeah, we paid for this. Like I'm not doing it. They're not saying,

and I'm not doing this because we paid them to do this. We hired these guys to do this and then we want to do it anyway we hired these guys to move stuff at her house and we're like yes I can't move stuff because you're a girl

she's like I don't want to look weak like what the fuck moving company snickers we just go hang out in the backyard or something what do we have to do I'm so sick and tired

of this weaker sex bullshit I don't know what she's going to ask maybe if there's a spell for to make people not think that maybe a spell to think that men and women have the same amount of strength even though they don't know what she's going to ask. Maybe if there's a spell to make people not think that...

Maybe a spell to think that men and women have the same amount of strength. I mean, she could go on testosterone. There's a spell called testosterone. Yeah, there is a potion. It's called testosterone. That if you just jack yourself up on that, you are... So which potion knows testosterone? You get a very defined jawline.

If they'd only stop letting judgment cloud their vision, it's like, okay, but you are weaker. Okay, so she goes, I'm sick of this same-sex weaker bullshit. That'd be so annoying to have a wife that thought she was stronger as you. She literally goes, can you believe some people think that I'm not strong as you?

I mean, it's such an easy thing to test. What the hell's this shit? I can't believe me and you are living in a world where some people think that you're stronger than me. And you go, I am stronger than you. Yeah, here, hold this. And she goes, wow. Yeah, so there you go. Okay, but I am stronger than you.

Wait, to your girlfriend, be like, wait, you don't think that I'm stronger than you? I mean, like. That'd be pretty emasculating, your girl being out there writing articles, being like, some idiots don't think I'm as strong as this idiot danny yeah well it's because of the whole childbirth stuff so they think they're stronger but so they let their if they didn't let this fucking judgment cloud their vision they could see with their own eyeballs me carrying the boxes just fine but no their superiority complex is in the way so at this point you just let her do all of it yeah they're like yeah the guys are all like smoking dark yeah just

the boys yeah we'll be at the car smoking cigs yeah let us know when you need us and then and then they just let her do all the moving i guess and break everything yeah you you move everything tell you what we're gonna be down to the car You let us know when you come sign off on the paper that we did it. You're welcome. All right. Okay, sweet. Oh, look at her, so strong. Oh, so strong.

Dude, that's such a red flag. Oh, so, so strong. If your girl thinks she's a witch. If your girl thinks she's a witch, but not only does she think she's a witch, she thinks she's a witch that's stronger than you. On top of that, here's the best part. On top of that, it makes it feel like a defeat when i actually do have to ask for help why does she need to ask for help

that's she answers your question why would you need to stop there for a second that's my favorite sentence where she goes i don't need their help i'm just as strong as that on top of that their sexism makes me embarrassed when i actually do have to ask for help yeah why though why did you have to ask for help yeah well did you want to know the reason yeah i didn't need your help because i quote unquote need a man to fix it for me i need your help because my arms can't reach as far as yours can so when she's but there must be a spell for that well she's picking up a box and she goes, there's nothing to do with the fact that I'm less strong than you. Yeah. It's because my arms. Do you think that you

could do that? Arm lengthening spell, though, seems like an option. Yeah, you're able to, like, lose like a strongman competition where they hold the boulders. Yeah, yeah. And then you go, I just want to go on the record to say I was not less strong. Yeah, like they're all on the podium getting their own, like, medals and you just come in and you go, excuse me, I would just like to note. I'm just as strong

There was an arm-length issue some of those are there is some in the powerlifting competitions It's all guys with like two like centimeter arms Oh for sure and huge chest and they're basically doing like bench press where you go it goes up two inches Yeah, but in the strongman competitions where they hold Those guys are like actually big Nordic guys. Oh, yeah. You got to be master for that.

It's a very different look, eh? Those huge, huge... Oh, yeah. Well, some of them are just like... Strongest man in the world. Yeah, the strongest man in the world. Some of them... Do you ever watch those?

Not recently, but I used to watch them. They're wicked. They're not on as much anymore. No. I mean, I just don't watch as much TV. But there was a moment. They had a kind of like a... So I'm basing them on nothing.

They kind of had like a moment though. They were hot when I was young. Where they were just like, it was on, yeah, all the time it was on TV. TSN or whatever. TSN, yeah, exactly. All the time. Just strong. Sports center.

Yo, they were like so sick. They used to do one where they have to hold the daggers. Remember that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they'd have to... What a hard thing. They would just hold like the daggers. They'd have the rock toss. Yeah, the keg toss. Remember the keg toss? One where they just had to, what a hard thing. They would just hold like the daggers. They'd have the rock toss.

Yeah, the keg toss. One where they just had to stand somewhere weird. Stand? Yeah, there was one where they had to like stand like on a platform holding something. Maybe it was the dagger one. Yeah, there was the one where you had to have two women nagging at you from both sides.

See how much of a strong man you are? Strong mentally man? Mental strong man? Is there a mental strong man? You're holding two women by their waist as they nag at you oh look at the reserve on this guy wow he's really holding back a big one was pulling the cars and stuff like that pulling the cars and all that stuff yeah it was i like the strong man strongman competitions were solid yeah yeah um but she goes so yeah i do not need. My arms are just less small. But it's like, okay, but you still did need help. It doesn't, but it's funny because she goes,

she goes, hey, I do actually need your help, but it's not, and then they go, and when I ask for help, they're looking at me like I'm less strong instead of looking at me. Like I have less, less length, lengthy arms. Imagine going through life like this. You know what this is?

Do you know when a guy is like three foot four and he's just got like a huge case of short guy, SGS? Yeah. This girl has the most tremendous case of SGS I've ever heard in my life. She has basically like female SGS. I think so, yeah. Where she's like,

well, I can't, I can move better than all nine of you. She's not even as good as witches though too. Like the witches are better than you. Why? Well, they would do an arm-lengthening potion. She can't even do her arm-lengthening potion. Yeah, she can't do really anything.

You know how you know witches aren't real? Yeah. If witches were real, every guy would have a fucking 14-inch hammer. If any of their witch bullshit ever worked, there'd be no single guy... Every single man on the earth would just have a 14-inch hammer.

Yeah, if there were, well, male witchcraft. They're only allowed to do energy, yeah. But if magic ever worked, you know what I mean? Oh, for sure. That'd be the first thing you'd ever use. Huge donks. Every single guy. You ever know the joke with a pianist?

Yeah. You know that joke, right? Yeah. The 14-inch, 12-inch 12 inch pianist yeah and he goes yeah the genie goes three wishes and he goes yeah i got these uh you know i have this 14 inch pianist that comes around he goes why'd you get that he goes you think that's what i asked for or whatever yeah i don't remember what it is yeah it's we got the gist. Classic. Luckily, my husband does tell people off when they tell him he should take whatever I'm carrying because he's too heavy for me. Yeah.

That dude's in a no-win situation, too, because all the guys are like, what are you letting her do that for? She's clearly struggling. She's bringing her back. Guys, dude, fucking mind your own business, okay? Not yet. If I grab it, I'm damned if you do damn there's a lot to unpack with this sentence because he goes at least my husband tells off guys when they tell me to carry stuff so the first thing is so basically she's they're walking it's basically like they're walking you know from the store to the car and she's got like essentially like a piano taped to her back and all the grocery

bags and he's he's just kind of dog and people are like what are you doing and she's got like essentially like a piano taped to her back and all the grocery bags and he's he's just kind of and people are like what are you doing and he's like shut the fuck up like either he's like

buddy you don't know how good I got it mind your business well look at you you're carrying your own stuff I got a wife that carries my shit for me

mind your business or number two he's like I promise you don't go there you know what I mean this is a no-win scenario. This is the best option.

Just leave it. Leave it. Let it go, pal. But it is funny. It's like you're just walking down the sidewalk and your girl's got a literal computer desk attached to her back with the harnesses. Yeah.

Just leave it. I promise you let this go. Or that's the other thing Or option three is he is just a bitch Where he's like Actually she can carry this just as good as any of you guys Like if there's three She has three strong men moving

I mean if she convinced him And then the guys go Hey are you sure you want to let your wife carry that And then they go what did you not say Why can't she carry it I'll have you know And then the guys go, hey, are you sure you want to let your wife carry that? And they go, what did you not say? I'll have you know. Why can't she carry it? I'll have you know that she's the strongest woman in the whole planet. She's stronger than you mentally and she's stronger than you physically.

She'd pick you up and she'd spin you on her finger if she had the chance. Your arms just aren't long enough to do it. If only her arms were even a little bit longer. If only God hadn't cursed her with these short arms so i'll tell you what you ever look you ever say anything that my girlfriend can't carry the piano again i'll have you kicked out of my house so fast your heads are gonna spin i mean women are stronger i just wish the world would recognize that what did you just say to my wife? What the fuck did you just say to my wife?

My wife? But still so aggravating and so, so tiring because it doesn't matter how much proof to the contrary you give people, they can't seem to let go of the notion that female-looking people are weak. Female-looking people? Female-looking people? How much evidence did you give to the contrary? of the notion that female looking people are weak female looking people female looking people how much evidence did you give the contrary matt stancom had a pretty good sketch that he sent last night oh i saw i was like falling asleep when you didn't see i saw matt stancom the guy who runs hard times and a bunch of other companies but we have a group chat and he sent to me the funniest

thing as a sketch like the uh hoarders but like a guy who's the hoarders uh correspondent that's just like real overzealous hoarders guy where they come into the house and they're like you know you just got to get rid of this stuff he's just like smashing stuff throwing out their diplomas and it's like okay i just i have a problem that i've been hoarding ice cream containers he's like yeah some of the stuff's got to go just like breaking windows throwing everything out they're like crying did you just step on my cat it was like listen you can't be hoarding everything you guys just having a mental conniption like a guy's just way too reckless by the way one of these comments which i don't even think i understand the top comment

related to this story right here is someone said once my wife was lifting something heavy and her mother told her to let her brother do it and my wife said mom those aren't muscles dangling between his legs end of that nonsense and literally had 364 upvotes all the responses are like haha a plus response what a great clapback fuck that's brilliant i can never i'm like i don't even get it well the basically they're saying that just because he has a dick doesn't make him stronger i guess but it does in your case it doesn't but i can yes it does that'd be bad that funny if they say that to you imagine you're standing there with these three girls and and you're like, I'll let it.

And they go, just because this guy has a dick dangling between his legs doesn't make him stronger. And then you go, and then you pull down your pants, and you go, wrong again. Wrong again. But I guess every person says, well, ladies, what if I were to tell you that you are wrong again? I guess maybe the balls, because it says, mom, those aren't muscles.

Yeah, there's the balls, I guess. All right. What a great clap back. They love muscles. Yeah, there's the balls, I guess. All right. What a great clap back. They love it. The witches liked it. Witches liked it. Fuck, that's brilliant. That's what someone said.

And, okay, couple more witches. I successfully used obscene language against some creature I've seen in my half sleep. So this is someone that's just like, basically a lot of the things are people asking for advice at what spells to do. People don't really have a very bunch of good advice. Yeah, they go, we're still waiting on our first successful spell.

The subreddit is four or five years old now. Well, that's what this person sort of has like good news where they're like, just good news. I did something out here, right? Swore at them. Hi, darlings. Yesterday I spent a night at a friend's apartment um and i was half asleep when i noticed a messy shadow crawling from the window and down the wall right to my head i started i stared at it for a super long second observing it and it had its tentacles which were very long and uh

then i started cursing at it like a drunk sailor. It immediately crawled back and disappeared. I waited a little bit, then went back to sleep. I told my, me and my, I met my friend in the morning and she immediately told me the exact same story. She was in her bedroom. So I doubt the friend did the same story. So that's part of the bullshit.

But like the funny part was you're at your friend's house. Can you imagine like I let you stay at my place? So you're just like in the guest the funny part was you're at your friend's house can you imagine like I let you stay at my place so you're just like in the guest room right you're at my place ooh la la guest room

well the computer room that has a futon it's an extra room right coming back down to earth a little bit my office the office

my office has a couch that could also be a sleeper yeah it has a closet that you can kind of just lay a towel down. That's where you feel comfortable, isn't it? That's where I can be myself.

Finally. So you're in the other room. You're in the computer room sleeping on the stool on the stool. Just sleeping like a, on a perch vampire. And then I'm sleeping in my bed. And then all of a sudden I hear in the middle of the night, like,

fuck you, you fucking Turkey. Get out of here. And then I'm sleeping in my bed. And then all of a sudden, I hear in the middle of the night, like, fuck! Shit! Hey, fuck you, you fucking turkey! Get out of here! And you go, Danny, what's going on? So you swear out of like a drunken state. You're just swearing at the top of your lungs. Yeah. And then I come in there and I go, what happened?

And you go, I mean, I think you probably already know, but there's a creature that has tentacles. But in their scenario, I come in and I go, the tentacle guy? So I highly doubt that happened. What was that, tentacle man again? The tentacle man's coming at you?

Yeah. He does that. Let me guess, the tentacle man. Yeah. Did you swear at him? Swear at him. Yeah.

He left? Yeah. All right. Check in a bit. Anyways, see you in the morning. Breakfast will be at nine. All right. Check in the morning morning Breakfast will be at nine Alright

Check in the morning Breakfast will be at nine If you make it Because I don't make breakfast This isn't a fucking bed and breakfast bowl Chuck I don't know what you think this is And I go Where do I find the beans?

Where's the beans? You go Beans are in the kitchen Alright Beans are in the kitchen Are you gonna have beans for breakfast? Alright let me finish Beans are in the kitchen

The code to the lock is 843-645. The code to the second lock. Then you're going to want to go to the stove. At the bottom of the stove there's a key that opens up

the second pantry lock. Yeah, and if you eat more than one can of beans. Under that, if you look on the right, there's going to be a decoy can of beans. Don't grab the decoy can.

That's just for robbers. My precious beans. Behind the decoy can, there is a... That's where the good stuff is. There's a can that says not beans. Yeah, you like take the paper off, so it's like you don't know which is which. There's going to be a tin with...

There's going to be an unmarked tin. All the unmarked tins is like, there's only one way. It's like you got to get a decoder. Cryptographically decoded. Open the first unmarked tin. There's going to be another key. Just constantly opening the wrong thing.

What is this, gravy? Yeah, there's going to be a second key. Go back. There's going to be some, there's going to be a, there's going to be a of a a mantra that you say at this point the tentacle man's gonna come back tentacle man knows where the beans are tentacle man hates beans but he'll tell you where they are if you answer three questions

if you answer three questions the tentacle man's gonna tell you where the beans are okay where the beans anyways i'll catch you in the morning That was nice So Swear into the top of your lungs At your buddy's house Only chicks Tentacle man Chicks could do that That's fine I am woman

Hear me roar Tentacle man F you Tentacle man And then you just start yelling From your Cause she's yelling From her room

They're both yelling Two Two Psycho witches Yelling at the top of their lungs At 4am yelling from your because she's yelling from her room they're both two two psycho witches yelling at the top of their lungs at 4 a.m the tentacle man screw you tentacle man tentacle man like it's home from a long day of work and honey his wife's like honey how was work and he goes yelling at me again the witches are yelling at me again yelling at me again sorry tentacle man What's for dinner And she goes

We're all out of beans He goes God fucking damn it Yeah you know what Everyone's always asking How the witches are No one ever asks How tentacle man's doing

Nobody wants to know How tentacle man's doing Nobody cares How tentacle man's day was Do they Takes off 12 pairs of gloves When he gets home He's a tentacle burglar for sure Yeah It's not Yeah it was honestly they? Takes off 12 pairs of gloves when he gets home.

He's a tentacle burglar for sure. It's not, yeah, it was honestly how do you even know? You start yelling at me. I was about to come wish you a good night. You think he's closer to an octopus or he's like a squid? More of a squid. It's a squid, yeah, sort of the situation. But he walks. He has boots on. Yeah. So last one.

Oh no, that was the last of that. that okay so then what i wanted to do was uh it was a tribute to jj since we had him on the patreon last episode a lot of people every time you know when people say like hate love or whatever i think a lot of times we're a little bit of like a hate then love like we would sort of actually it's more me i just think that people take a few times to like me yeah sometimes um but jj like for the most even if people know him a lot he's very 50 50 some people hate him some people like him but someone wants to i just wanted to message someone to message me on this on the patreon yeah i just wanted a message to say how much i love jj coming on the pod i know the man gets a lot of hate and i've read a lot of it on the discord and the Patreon comments

over the years. That's why I feel like I was compelled to write this just to let him know that I feel like there's just something about when you guys talk about hearing what's really going on

or his scoop about things. When you guys, the three of you talk or his wild stories like when he talks about having sex with a grandma. It brightens my day day he's a great character and I like him

as part of the squad yeah so and it's funny because he probably sees that and he's a little disappointed I don't know yeah

my point is just that we get so much hate on it that I think that a lot of people don't realize when we have him back that some people

see what I see and some people do really like him and it's funny yeah I mean that's kind of the goal exactly but JJ likes to be hated and some people do really like him and it's funny. Yeah. I mean, that's kind of the goal. Exactly. But JJ likes to be hated.

But one in 10 really like him. Yeah. And the truth is- If JJ does a show and everybody likes him, he's like, something was missing there. Yeah. That's his demo, that person. Yeah. But the reason I brought it up is because there's this story by the Daily Mail.

Speaking of demos. What's the demos? He's this person. That's demos what's the demos he's this person that's what i'm saying yeah and mothers are selling their breast milk to gym bros why gym bros well the whole thing is it's this is the funny part of the story to me was that they're saying they're like inside the underground world of mothers selling their breast milk to gym bros uh for seven dollars a pint and they even take bitcoin and then it goes on and on about how these people are buying the

breast milk right and they're just gym bros because basically a lot of the guys that are buying the breast milk are like no i really like breast milk but then it's because they're lying because it helps babies grow right so they're like i'll get jacked if i drink breast milk which if that was true there would be breast milk far that's the thing it's not true right so they're like i'll get jacked if i drink breast milk which if that was true there would be breast milk far that's the thing it's not true right so they go and all of the girls go i had a lot of men claiming they wanted the milk for health reasons but then when it came down to it they also wanted my pictures of the breast yeah yeah once once you go i'm gonna need a picture of the jugs too if that's possible they go okay you don't want this for that so they're basically like there's like and listen all those other guys that are trying to get your breast milk i'm not

some creep out here by the way if you're a woman so all these women that have anything like okay you know like you'll see uh you know uh on instagram like it just shows you hot chicks or whatever yeah like late uh yesterday i got shown one account that was straight up just women breastfeeding yeah and it was like they've literally cracked well that was the tiktok that was they cracked the code out of just have like women's titties on instagram yeah i first saw that on tiktok and then it was like because i guess they're like well you're not gonna ban a woman from breastfeeding i guess not right that's but you go listen you think you be empowered all you want, but your breastfeeding account with 200,000 people on it, I promise you that ain't mothers.

Yeah, that ain't new moms. New. New moms just trying to get techniques from the picture. By the way, it's pictures. So there's nothing even to be like learned as a mother. You are literally just, here's another picture of a girl's tits with a kid on them. Yeah. I mean, I guess if the nipples in the mouth, then

that doesn't really break any rules. Oh, the nipples are out in the photos. Oh. Nipples are out. I think Instagram's really getting away from them then. Might be that. So anyways, if you're a woman that's out there being like, no, I just have extra milk and it's nutritious like no no no you're selling your milk for creeps to drink and you know that yeah

because you can freeze the milk let's just let's just be clear on what's going on here which is fine you're no different from a fart jar seller she's like i'm no i'm different i'm selling a nutritional product it's like no no no uh i think it is better than if there's at least some nutritional benefits yeah but that's not why they're doing it yeah they are for you so i think that a lot of them are finding that out though when they go they go yeah just some gym bros that you know what you're doing just a couple of gym bros just want some milk and they go what do you want it for and you go for health reasons you go, for health reasons. You go, okay, seven bucks. Like, obviously, I will need a picture of the, just a proof of purchase sort of thing. And now.

Sort of like when you. For the bros. Like, are they. They want a picture of the tits. Are they drinking it? Are they covering their body in it? I think they just drink it. Like, they drink it while they're rubbing one out?

Yeah, to the pitcher. They look at the pitcher and they drink the milk. Like, is it like, you look at the pitcher, like dick in one hand, milk in one hand? Milk in one hand, dick in one hand, picture on the phone, yeah. That would be something to walk in on, huh?

That would be definitely something to walk in on. The guy's jerking off with a bottle and a picture of a girl breastfeeding. Oh, bottle's dark. You could put it in, because it probably comes

in like a bag or something and you put it in the bottle. Yuck. That's fucked up. Just a Jimbro. Some people, after they talk for a while, after the money was transferred,

they asked if for wet nursing. So I pulled out a selling. So this girl's being like, they start out being like, you know, just looking for some merchandise. Heard it was pretty good for the lift.

And then it's after they're like, obviously, you know, just gym policy. Gonna need a picture of the tits Just to know it's coming From the same thing Also I do like it from the top

If we can arrange that Well you could be like Yeah you know I bought some breast milk Turns out it was from a dude Yeah Never be too sure Never be too sure

The only way to ensure This kind of thing Is me come straight from the top So I'm gonna need To come in there Listen Could be super professional I'm gonna come in

I'll be wearing a suit You know just have it pop out through the hole that's fucking gross yeah so the guys are trying to have nothing to do with that just i'm a gym guy i blame the moms for turning guys like this i know what what did the moms do that guys become like this later in life you know something i'll picture the puppies on the side is so crazy also a lot of people saying uh there's uh not much evidence to this idea that the breast milk's good for you well it's good for babies helps them grow i don't know if uh it's good for adults i agree tennessee cop

oh before we go uh the tennessee we love you the Tennessee we love you Megan we love you Megan just want to say our queen Megan we would buy your breast milk so she was saying that this is probably

her best move to be honest what a fucking switcheroo I don't think she's going to win this but Tennessee ex-cop

sues basically saying she was groomed for sex by all the co-workers yeah by all 14 of them she's turning this into like on some hoe for sex by all the coworkers. Yeah, by all 14 of them. She's turning this into like on some hoe that banged all the guys

to like I was gaslit into banging them. Turning the tables, she goes, now I'm just going to get like a police lawsuit. I'm going to sue the police department. For $10 trillion. Yeah, I'm going to get 10 mil. We were like sue the OnlyFans. We were playing checkers.

She was playing chess, dude. I don't think she 10 mil. We were like, Sue, the only fans we were playing checkers. She was playing chess, dude. I don't think she's winning this one though. Really? Well, all the parties and stuff. You're like, really?

I mean, I guess, I don't know the degree to which you need to prove grooming. Like where you go, Oh, this one guy grew me. And that's why I was doing these, uh,

girls gone wild parties that were my idea. I just kept getting groomed right and left. It's just coming home. Like, Hey, uh, how was work? I just got kept getting groomed right and left. It's just coming home like, hey, how was work? I just got freaking groomed again. Groomed again. But again, I guess like, you know,

I don't know what the... Well, she's saying that basically like they told her they threatened her career security if she didn't want to do it. But it's like, I don't know. Again, I can't imagine there's any proof of that, but I don't know if this is like beyond there's any proof of that but I don't know if this is like

beyond a reasonable doubt especially by the ninth guy because she'd be like I'll tell her you banged everyone and be like okay I'll tell her that you banged everyone

yeah the thing is it's like because like civil I know in America like civil like criminal lawsuits has to be like beyond a reasonable doubt

where it has to be like for sure 100% maybe they have text messages whereas like with these civil suits you have to be like 51% sure.

Civil suits are very different. So they could be like, well, maybe it happened. It's not for sure, but it might have. And then she could win the suit. We'll be following that. I'll tell you that much. Oh, I'll be following. Dick in one hand, breast milk in the other.

You are right, though. You are made a good point that like that was probably the best move for her to make. You know what I mean? Yeah, play the victim. Sue the police department. Maybe you get... And I'm sure the lawyer is working on contingency, so... I know.

Maybe you just make bank. Maybe you get a settlement. You don't want to bring more shame to the Laverne Police Department. Okay, so we're going to end on this. We opened our marriage, but my wife's first choice freaked me out. I just love this guy. My wife, cis female, bye. And me, 43, cis male, bye.

I've reached an impasse with our open relationship. So basically, it's like total bitch a college kid, but adult opinions. Yeah, but 40s. In your 40s? Oof. And he's founding out that basically he's like, my wife's banging these guys and I don't really like it that much. And it's like, I don't really, he can't get the patriarchy out of his head that he doesn't like his wife getting banged. Okay.

So he goes through the dating apps. We met various people. My wife met a few people online and landed with someone. She already knows socially our buddy Jim. That is true. Yeah. He was like, I'm banging like these whores where I don't get their numbers or names.

And she's just like, yeah, I'm fucking Jim. Totally. Right. Cool. Your coworker, Dave.

Yeah. I don't remember that really being. And this guy basically says he turns out he doesn't like it so she was he was like yeah I was going on apps and meeting people and this girl uh basically is like yeah she banged the neighbor the janitor stepdad her brother yeah yeah yeah and then this guy he right row wrote in basically being like I don't like it that much what do I do to get rid of the patriarchy in my head like like it's the craziest thing in the world that he doesn't like his wife begging everyone he knows.

It was just like, this is where they go. It's like your brain, this is your brain on feminism or whatever. This is your brain on male feminism. This is your brain on inequality right here. Whereas I felt hers was too obvious to our mutual friends, colleagues,

and decided that we shouldn't continue the open relationship. My wife agreed to stopping, but we shouldn't continue the open relationship. My wife agreed to stopping, but I want to resume the open relationship, but I need to come to the realization that she'll be with other lovers, and I've discovered that I have a totally irrational issue with my wife sleeping with other men. This fear is out of nowhere.

Probably no one's ever experienced that. It's like when you have an irrational fear of like a tentacle man coming into your house you know what i mean this guy tried swearing at them this guy has an irrational fear of like a lot of men with tentacles coming and having sex with his wife i mean the open relationships i feel a lot of times just they seem good on paper this guy's got this just insane irrational fear that he doesn't like his wife banging everyone he knows. It's so irrational. Yeah, that is very irrational.

This fear has not come up when we sleep with women. So it's obviously a macho ego issue. It's like, this guy's, this is where I would go. Some people are just so cooked. Be like, duh. So weird they're both bi. I know, right? You're married and you're both bi. But it's like so obvious. You're like, yeah, right you're married and you're both by it's like so

obvious you're like yeah when you and your chick have a threesome it doesn't bother you with it you're like when her she's getting tuned up by the mailman you don't love it and you're not even there yeah he's like so crazy but it's like for some reason when dave bangs my wife it kind of bugs me but when me and my wife bang a hot chick together somehow i don't get jealous unicorns showing up can you imagine being jealous then where you're with your wife you're like what was that you put too much attention to that girl oh what was that about yeah you think god getting offended why were when when me and the threesome with that girl you paid way too much attention to the girl what's that about this guy's this is legitimately like you've read too much like intersectional queer theory

he is queer yeah and he has obviously a macho ego issue and he's coping with it's funny because i'm the most chill passive beta guy you'd even meet so just a dork yeah yeah referring to yourself as beta is tough that is tough well not even gay though yeah i think if you're if you're like a little bit gay it's like you wear it as a badge of honor because you're like you yeah you're like yeah i'm like i mean he said he he said he was bi i think you could just leave it at that i don't think he needs to bring it up again anyways i just love the idea of being an irrational fear we got a whole bunch of funny stuff on the patreon.com slash the boys cast. Appreciate everybody who's subscribed recently.

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