The Boyscast with Ryan Long - TALIBAN GO KART RIDES

Episode Date: August 20, 2021

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And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead But we are in forever But we are in forever We are back We are back Turn that air conditioning off Turn the AC off Man, I was a fucking, dude, it's crazy that people call you sweaty too

Cause I'm like, I was, I looked at, I didn't even realize what was going on with my hair you look like you got a fucking apple in your mouth dude I literally looked like you did that prank last week where you know

you put like a bucket of water above the door you keep dropping you keep dropping it on you and you're trying to shampoo your hair and I keep just dropping more shampoo

that's what I look like I looked insane you're a sweaty pig he's here he's queer especially when he drinks some beers speaking of queer ryan's

making me uh as per new york rules i have to show my vaccine card to do the podcast i told daniel this is a place of business i'm not gonna let you bring your piggy covid vaccine business so yeah that was so what i have a guy at the door it's only danny coming in and i go show me the papers body come on and then he shows you buddy. And then he shows me. You know I'm good for it. He shows me his membership to Empty Closet and Zippers. I go, not that membership. You know I'm good for it.

Nothing. Come on. Come on, baby. That's what I like. Because we have our one buddy, Kevin. Yeah, the needle's still hanging out of his arm when he showed up. Yeah, yeah. Who's like refuses to do any of this stuff.

Because they really, you know, they were threatening in New York to go look like, you know, you got to get your vaccine card. And then they were like, okay, you're literally cannot go into anything now. I know. Overnight.

They're just like, I mean, not over places aren't doing it, but I actually wanted to talk about it. I think a lot of places are before that. If you're going to send articles, some people send it to the boys cast with Ryan long at gmail.com. That's the place to send articles.

If he wants to try to have us cover stuff or questions or whatever. And then even before that, our friend opened up a baseball card store in Larchmont, New York, Corinne Fisher. Perfectly standard store. She threw away her career as a successful comedian podcast to get into the world of baseball cards. Baseball cards. And Daniel Polischock, this is what you guys don't know. He's the janitor. What do they have to do in there?

Dude, I'm literally just like, I just, you know. He's going to be an intern. My whole thing is I just want to get my foot in the door, you know, so I'll just do it. I'm a gopher. You need coffee. Comedian John Campanelli's working there. They got all these comedians working at the store. Danny's going to be scrubbing the butts of the unvaccinated.

Dude, if I'm lucky, they'll let me scrub the toilets. But what I got was a Steven Seagal action figure, James Dean action figure, and Stone Cold. So I cleaned them out of all their cool shit. Did you do that to his finger? No, he probably hurt his finger when he was crushing the top of beer cans to open them up with just his two fingers. Dude, crushing all those beers is no joke. Look what happened to his finger.

Yeah, so I got all hyped up on the action figures when I was there, right? I literally cleaned them out. I go, bring everything out. And then every, there was a few wrestlers that I was going to buy, but they looked, some of these figures,

it looks nothing like the person. Yeah, nothing at all. You can't even tell, right? So did you do the thing where you get in the bathtub and you bring them in with you and you make them kiss? No, because I got, did you make Steven Seagal in Stone Cold kiss?

You go, I don't want to get his clothes all wet. He he'd look like you we already have one sweat pig in the fucking studio i literally ubered here today by the way specifically because i go i can't just i'd be afraid to i'd be afraid to have steven seagal kicking around while i'm sleeping dude you say the wrong thing and you're sleeping you go jean-clin van damme's actually better you wake up you're in a fucking headlock from an action figure that's where he comes to life the shittiest horror movie of all time but nick cage i watch this movie so nick cage is top five corn balls right but i love his movies and he's in this movie called between worlds he he's in the era where he's just cranking out garbage right yeah so the the premise of this movie and i'm going to go through this super quick before we get into real shit,

but the premise of this movie is he meets a girl at a gas station and her daughter was just in a car accident. And this woman has figured out that if you strangle her and she dies, she can speak to dead people that are in comas and people whose spirits left their body. But it's not supposed to be...

But she's dead forever? No, she's not dead. Once she can come back to life, she goes... Oh, God. You know what I mean? So she makes everyone... She goes to everyone. She goes, you have to strangle me

so I can talk to dead people, basically. And then... So what happens is her daughter's in a coma and then Nick Cage starts fucking her. And then Nick Cage is giving it to her, by the way. Yeah, he's just smashing her. And then Nick Cage's wife, who also died,

comes back to life in the body of this woman's daughter. So Nick Cage is banging... It's like a Freaky Friday. But it's not a comedy. It's a thriller. It's a thriller.

So Nick Cage is banging the mom. 90% of this movie is sex scenes, by the way. So Nick Cage is banging... He's not in good shape, which I would assume when they started the movie, they were like... You know, because he's an executive producer he's a writer he's like very involved in this in the productions of these movies now yeah because i even did some research

after looking up uh certain scenes and he goes yeah but i made that choice so either he's taking credit for everyone else's things or he's like yeah it'd be weird to take credit for a total piece of shit he's loving it he just thinks this it. He thinks he's changing paradigms of movies, right? And they have weird music motifs. So he's banging the mom. Oh, he's like giving it. Imagine how you bang. Very fast.

And it's Nick Cage, right? Like a real fucking Neanderthal bang. He's tuning her up. Then the daughter comes. He starts tuning the daughter up she's super hot fucks the daughter too he so he's fucking the dog he's fucking both of them because the daughter's his wife right i got his wife and the daughter's body that's pretty sick nice little upgrade nice upgrade yeah so and then on top of that while he's fucking the daughter he's he she

goes i need you to read that book to me so he can only you know he can only get into it if he's fucking the daughter, she goes, I need you to read that book to me so he can only get into it if he's reading a book or she likes him when he reads this book. And he reads a book that says Memories by Nick Cage. And then that's when I look that up and I go, this is...

He says, he goes, you know, always I just like to break the fourth wall and I thought it added comedy to the situation as well as... So you watch this piece of shit and then you go, I got to research this piece of shit afterwards? I researched the book to see if Nick Cage actually had written a book called Memories. Oh, okay. And it was a real thing. Or they go, no, we made a fake book.

By Nick Cage. But this is the only... It's not a comedy. I know. It's a thriller. And halfway through, Nick Cage is cage is like you know we got to play with the audience minds in this movie where i'm banging a woman and then i'm also banging your daughter who was my ex-wife her spirits in her body and he was like you know we just needed to

do something a little extra so he's he reads a book by the actor playing this character it's the whole it's nuts that's the sex scene piece of shit I think when he started doing this movie, there was no sex scenes in it. And then he goes, made some changes. Pages 9 through 85. I guess if you're the fucking producer. I mean, the real moral of the story is try and be good with money and sign a prenup. Because this is all, this is like the classic actor who's just digging himself out of the financial hole. It's like the James Caan thing with fucking the frank d'angelo movies like because everybody's like how how would he get

two-time oscar winner james khan in this piece of shit people don't know this guy in canada frank d'angelo makes these like garbage movies but he pays these guys in cash and it was straight up like you know these guys are fucked up for money i think you're right in these positions where they go he had all his castles and all that stuff yeah they need they blow all their money and then they find themselves in later in their career and they're like, look, you know, you're not getting these like, like whatever has gone in 60 seconds paydays anymore. Do you know what Nick Cage is trying to do a little bit? He's trying to get ahead of the narrative.

He's like, you know, Bill Murray's like, my life is kind of a troll. Nick Cage is sort of getting ahead of the narrative that everything he makes is a piece of garbage by being like, yeah, the joke's on you. This is all like... Totally, yeah. He's like, this is actually a really well thought out piece of garbage. Right. In his mind, he was like, yeah, got him exactly where we want him.

You know what I mean? They just watched this movie being like, this was garbage. And it was like, the plan's working. The legend of Nick Cage is troll. But it's obvious that he just needs the money so obvious you're like he's just fucking doing you know he blew made bad decisions and now he's like he has to they go here's a million dollars six weeks make this piece of shit piece of garbage so two other things that happen in the movie just to wrap it up is he goes back to the

what the woman's finding out like this is happening she goes back to the hospital where it's like you know when they have uh the person that just tells them everything that's going on she goes back there's this nurse i guess and the nurse is like what did you do it's like you must have switched her spirit into the other spirit because like the nurse just this sounds steven seagal level of shitty by the way it's worse and then how he kills himself he goes back with the daughter and then he decides i'm gonna kill myself so i can be with the my my daughter my uh my wife and daughter also died so his daughter's dead and he goes how he kills

himself at the end of the movie because he's drunk and he goes he pours a bucket of gasoline on his body and then he lights a cigarette and then lights himself on fire but while he's burning he's still smoking the cigarette so he's just like he's so calm he's doing like a dalai lama as if dalai lama who's the guy who lit himself on fire was that uh that was some buddhist right yeah yeah he's doing the buddhist on fire and he's smoking a cigarette while he's doing it it's like you know what's so crazy too is because like you and i obviously know how difficult it is to get a movie like to be like i'm gonna pitch a movie and then like now when you're nick cage but it's not nick's case i'm looking at it's written by some chick maria fucking it's written and directed by maria pulara whose first movie i

know no no no no no he's the executive producer yeah he's a producer you think she he just knows this chick and he's like i'm gonna fucking get like no he gets scripts sent to him by all sorts that's what i'm saying and then he goes this would work if we put 95 sex scenes i know that i'm saying is like you and i know how difficult it is to get an actual movie made yeah and you're like and then you just see these pieces of shit i loved it and you're like literally this woman's like, you know, probably second crack at a movie and she's like,

yeah, I don't know, Nick Cage, I guess we're doing it, I don't know. It's the worst movie I've ever seen and almost worse with Nick Cage in it. If Nick Cage wasn't in it,

because you would, it would be a little better if it was such a piece of shit and this wacky premise. Where was Nick Cage, his acting so wacky too and his bad like, his campy acting works okay in the, like,

campy action movies. But when they're supposed to be, like, so funny. Yeah, it's supposed to be real. Anyways, I'm going to give that five stars. Five stars out of five stars. Five Tim Allens. Five Tim Allens out of five stars. Okay, so right before we get into all the good shit that's planned for this episode all that

good good i have a so we're gonna answer a quick boys question so we got a question uh this is coming from out of the country allegedly and they said hey so it's titled asking for a raise i've been working with the same company for 20 years recently the company started doing well but i haven't received any compensation um to add to that benefits are solid and we also get days off to play at theme parks and there's passes for the gym which we all get okay my wife has been nagging me to ask for a raise so i've punished her for that i'm not i'm not really sure what he means by that yeah but um okay he said maybe that's a joke and he said it's not that i don't like my job at the Taliban.

It's just, okay, so this guy works at the Taliban. He works at Taliban. So he works at Taliban and he wants a raise. He said, you know, and I've seen the video, so that's what he's talking about. He said they're go-karting ice cream for the boys. Sounds pretty fun, but yeah. So I guess-

Is the issue just with the wife? Well, I think the issue is, because he is having days off and it sounds like it's a cushy job. They're mostly in the sun and they're playing with go-karts. And you've seen they get access to gyms and stuff like that. Off topic, I do recommend, I have seen some of those videos, and they're not the greatest at working out,

so I would say recommend reading the Tim Ferriss 4-Hour Body. 4-Hour Body, or just getting a personal trainer. Just get a personal trainer. Yeah, I'm sure those are around um 20 years is a lot especially in that line of work i mean we have the mafia here so you are generally i mean it sounds like he's basically been an intern for 20 years now that they're finally popping off like they kind of it's the equivalent of like facebook just went public you know yeah i think i'd probably need more information too like i would need to know the type of work you're doing like is he low level are you actually the one you know committing the

you know atrocities and stuff like that and if you are doing the beheadings cutting arms off i think that is something that that you would be able to go to your boss now and say listen like here's my body of work um i've been keeping track maybe one thing i will say is potentially take pictures yeah of some of the work that you've done. So when he's saying, well, you do nothing around here. Yeah. You go like,

look at, I think before and after pictures would be good. Like here's this town before. Yeah. And then after, and it's just like gone, you know, you want to let your boss know the role that you played in your thing.

And you may, this may be something with this person where they're not able to take credit. Like you have other people taking credit for the, uh, yeah, I would say too, is like, you know, if you're, if you're not able to take credit. Like you have other people taking credit for the... Yeah, I would say too is like, you know, if you're not like getting recognized for what you're doing, try and maybe go like above and beyond.

Like, you know, in your free time, maybe get your wife and your daughters and stuff to like maybe knit some like, you know, Death to America sweaters or like, you know, just that you could pass around to the boys and be like, look, I'm contributing here. Let them know that you're sort of an overachiever. Yeah, like, you know, just that you could pass around to the boys. Be like, look, I'm contributing here. Let them know that you're sort of an overachiever. Yeah,

exactly. You know, Hey, I got us some cool, like camo death to America headband. That is one of those things where it's not always about doing, you know, what was asked of you.

You also want to provide things that they didn't have to ask. Exactly. They go, yo, you want to provide value for yourself. Like imagine all of a sudden the fucking head of the Taliban is like wearing your death to America swag. And you're like, this is sick.

That's true. Yeah. And he goes, where'd we get these from? And go, funny enough, you ask. One of our guys kind of took it upon himself. We didn't have to ask. You sort of get your name out there. You let people know that you're important.

He says they do provide me with a lot of free pussy. So again, I want to say that nothing is free so there probably actually is a cost to that so if you're saying that you're being you're giving all these extra benefits whether that be ice cream whether that be time at the gym during work hours are perks they are perks but they are you know this is something you were being offered in as a replacement for salaries so you don't want to get away from you know and again you have that wife situation which just sounds like you've been handling in your own way. But,

um, it's a touchy subject. You know, if you, if you shoot high with the type of people that he's dealing with, you might end up in some hot water as well. Right. Oh yeah.

They do not. Uh, if my guess is the heads of the Taliban don't really take well to like insubordination. Yeah. So you do, you know, you have to definitely,

I would be a delicate with this issue. And what I would say is, if you've read a little something called the Communist Manifesto, so there's a little something, and we do this a lot here, there's something called unions, and it's a collective bargaining situation. So if you take a first year political

science class, it may be the local, I don't know if Taliban has their own university. They have some sort of learning annex. Learning so the kabul learning annex right so what you want to do is maybe some of the other taliban guys you get those together and you can turn the taliban into like a working co-op yeah so in in past i mean normally it doesn't work so again this isn't out of the box solution but if you are able to get the other members of the taliban together and you were able to approach sort of the head of the Taliban and say, Hey, what if we turned this into a workers co-op where we all own sort of part of

the organization? Not a bad idea. That might be tough just due to the tribal nature of the people from that region. But yeah, exactly. It might be hard organizing, but this is something after reading,

after you take that first class, you might, you know, that might get the juices flowing. I know a lot of people are trying this in America and putting your kind of did seize the means of production in the sense that they just took all the US's fucking weapons. So they're sort of halfway there.

They're halfway there, yeah. And I would also recommend maybe, and this is, again, this may be more of a Western thing, but if you could put your boss on blast on Twitter, that is always a good technique to sort of get public support for the goal that you're trying to accomplish. Plus, the Taliban's on Twitter, so it's like it's not even, you don't even have to worry about getting banned.

Right. Yeah, you're not going to get banned, so just go on Twitter and just fucking put him on blast. Put him on blast. Maybe he said, like, you know, say, hey. I haven't got a raise in this much. And just heads up, the head of the Taliban's not sexist. Yeah, exactly.

You know, just really put him on blast, being like, this guy's like, you know, you think he's sexist. You're like, he actually respects women. Yeah, and you sort of get that out there where you say, listen, he's been letting his wife drive and this and that. Yeah, I saw her without her face cover on.

Just all the stuff where you go, what? We got to cancel this guy immediately. Yeah, we have to cancel this guy. At the end of the day, you need to know your worth. Don't shortchange yourself. And so again, I appreciate the questions that came into the boys cast with ryan long at gmail.com and we're happy always happy to help a fellow boy and just yeah thanks abdul yeah it was

abdul you know my favorite uh that my favorite thing with and we'll go through the afghanistan stuff a little bit but the whole thing reminds me of because you know 20 year war nothing accomplished it and then the day that you know they start pulling out like the taliban takes over in 10 seconds right everyone knows what's happening and this happened you know a few days ago so this is we're not even the first people to comment on it we don't really have the scoop but my point is it really reminds me of a guy who who's like has like a really good job and he's rich and he's got a girl out of his league. And he goes, no, she loves me. And she's like, no, I love this guy.

We're together, blah, blah, blah. And people are like, she just loves you for your money. You're like, dude, she doesn't love me for my money. She's like my fucking soulmate. And then the minute you get fired from your job, she breaks up with you the next day. She's gone instantly. All of the fucking, all of the war hawk associations of america they're all like we're out there this is worth every penny yeah we if anything we are

making more progress your 20s the charm just a few more lives you know what i mean yeah we're also you know this is going to be the blueprint for some place some places that we can drone strike in other countries you're going to see our work here. Yeah. He goes, I'm telling you, just stick with me. Nah. And the minute there was even the slightest bit of, you know, pulling out, they're just like, well, we'll take it from here.

I guess I'm going to go join the Taliban. Yeah. Do you think that the, that must be a bummer for like the real like war hawk Republican and fucking, you know, Neo, like all the, all the like, real like war hawk republican and fucking you know neo like all the all the like we love war people that all the we love war people uh but it's weird because there's a lot of yeah i don't know it seems like it probably was the good thing to do but it's just it's easy to attack because every there's like this whole sunk cost fallacy involved where everybody's like oh how could you just like you know you put in 20 years, how could you leave now?

And then... Well, it just doesn't, optically, it doesn't look good, but there's... But it would have never looked good. It would have never looked good. Like, the alternative from what I've, you know,

from what I've, like, been reading into it, it's like the alternative would have, they were like, okay, well, then we have to start literally putting more troops and bombing the Taliban. What, what, what?

This is the thing. It's like... Because they had, like they had like a could this have been done better yes and then you can argue about that till the you know whatever and it doesn't sound like it doesn't well to be honest like from what i've like it the also the only alternative they had a deal that they had to leave and then the only alternative was they would be like okay we're not leaving i wish the taliban would be like all right back to fighting okay so no i'm not saying not leaving but you could have had a scenario where that deal okay this is this is the situation kind of is like they basically were still going on the

thing like once we leave the afghan army is going to be in charge well that was the point that was but that was not ever going to happen no so that was a lie well they were you know they gave them 80 billion and maybe that's what you have to tell the American people. Like, maybe that's what you have to put out there. Dude, they folded in fucking three days. Which is why that was always going to happen. Yeah, that was always going to happen. See what I'm saying?

So if once you know that, it's like they were, you could have essentially, I mean, you signed up all these Afghanistan people to be on the side, knowing that the minute America's gone, like those people are getting their heads chopped off. Not even that, but they were just like, yeah, we we're gonna take this check for fucking the next 20 years from the u.s government to be like pretend soldiers and there's so much corruption on even yeah yeah but they're like literally just like we're pretend they are yeah yeah do you ever see them working out like when they were trying to do jumping jacks totally but then like and they're like yeah yeah the moment you guys leave we are gonna fucking spring into action just make sure you train us well and then for straight up you know 20 years but my point is getting ready for this day and since everybody knew that

the idea was like the plan was for you know when we leave and these guys take it back over it's like that wasn't gonna happen everyone knew the taliban was gonna take over so when you when you yeah if if that deal was structured in a way that for starters american troops could get out there and whatever i'm not like you know deep into this stuff enough to be like hey what's the best but i don't think that there's the the idea that there's like some criticism there it's like whatever that's such a different subject to all the people that their argument is like yeah yeah yeah well this means we should still be there being more and more forever well there's yeah there's so many like of those generals who are like you know just give us another six

months you're like that is not going to do anything you've had 20 years what's another six months oh another six months they don't want your fucking western another six months we'll give them i mean how much do you hear about palestine and that whole conflict from the from the media like the news cycle moves so quick you won't hear about this in a month but more importantly it's like the all if they could do that be like no no see look this is bad we could get back in there which is what a lot of people would want for sure that's like almost the conspiratorial angle yeah but i was saying like i was saying uh to you yesterday but i was like i and i obviously didn't realize this but like in 20 years so you know there's a whole thing where

they like they couldn't get people to go we We can't guarantee you safe passage to the airport. They're like, yeah, or all that stuff. And everybody's like can't even so that the U.S. Embassy and the airport are two miles away. And there's literally a straight line road that connects them. That was like, you know, the U.S. Embassy said whatever 20 years ago. And in 20 years, they haven't secured that two mile road so that you can drive from point

A to point B without getting blown up. Well, yeah, this is 20 years. They've had 20 years. They have not been able. You have to take a helicopter from the embassy to the airport. They're like, it's unsafe to drive for 20 years. And you're like, okay, so you didn't do the most basic thing for 20 years. You're like, obviously this whole thing fell apart. Like, yeah, it's, it's, it's difficult to go into like a country when I heard that and then build a government in an army and just like start from scratch essentially to it's just like doesn't work that way and it is also nobody wants it so i mean maybe the girls do no i see what you're saying but yeah like i mean when you go oh the

girls want it's like that that is the classic where it's you know every time people want to like go to war and do all that shit all all of a sudden they're like, oh, they're treating these people bad. It's like, okay, well, that's happening in 10 gazillion other countries. Of course. You're like, yes. It is not looking good at the moment when you're like, right now, because of this direct action, you're going to watch a lot of people have a lot of bad things done to them. Yeah. And that turmoil is not going to watch a lot of people have a lot of bad things done to them yeah and that turmoil is not going to be but also western feminism has taught me that they actually like all this stuff

all the women there they like you know like wearing that's true yeah yeah yeah they said if anything the level of empowerment's gone up and yeah yeah not down if anything they're more empowered than they were a week ago yeah you were saying the thing that taliban and wokes were agreeing on a lot of stuff they are kind of like they all love fucking tearing down statues they both hate america i was trying to pitch ryan i was like we should do a wokes for wokes and well the only reason that i the only thing is with that one the only uh difference is the taliban doesn't want more war where a lot of woke people like you know it's like the classic

path to hell with good intentions dude there's a lot of people being like yeah the american needs to be back in there for this war now dude it's turned social justice warriors into fucking john bolton basically no the whole thing is really crazy too because like then you know the taliban for the first like dude remember all the old school taliban videos literally like in a cave sitting on a mattress with like a fucking like dvr video or whatever or whatever those like uh mini dv video cameras and they're like so and now they're like yeah we're doing press conferences they're like calling out facebook they're on the come up they're like legit like calling out facebook they're like yeah they're like we're like you know if you have issues with free speech ask

facebook and then they but the thing is again they're like okay yeah we're not going to retaliate against anybody like they said that they go we're not going to retaliate against anybody who is like you know uh plotting against us and like who are our adversaries for the last 20 years and we're gonna like respect women and all that and you're like okay like sure like everybody's like okay sure you will the thing where they go big wink yeah they go we're not going to retaliate but they said they're going to respect women within the sharia law so we're not wink wink no but the idea that they go we're all the people who were afghanis who fought against us for the last 20 years we're just gonna forget about that we're gonna let bygones be bygones

get the fuck out of here yeah no it is like it's but it's funny because they're coming out and there are people like taliban's pretty reasonable i'll tell you what the conspiracy angle on my thing even a little bit you're just like with like the government uh actually pulling stuff out you're just like is this this master plan so they can be like look how much of a mess it is we need to go back like i don't think so i know i don't i don't honestly like i'm almost like in shock a little bit where i go not that often that they actually do the opposite of what raytheon wants them to know honestly like from what i everything i'm reading and like because no one wants but that was actually a pretty tough move because biden just spray up said like yeah this was a mess like my you know

buck stops here everyone's like you know like i don't think it's unpopular as they think though i think that no it's one of those things where they lie it's like the same as the the free speech stuff and all that stuff where they go oh everyone thinks this and you go no they don't like not everyone in america thinks you should be fucking pouring trillions of dollars and having all these soldiers die so you can also it's like the yeah and like the alternative was they go okay if we're gonna do this another six months we'll get a cleaner exit you go okay we have to there will be US casualties

like are you okay with like you know having a smoother pullout of course they are they want one last little contract dude one last contract if you're like these defense contractors, the amount of time, you know what it's like to get a new client.

You got to take him to the Rippers. You got to wine and dine him, maybe a little white in the bathroom. Yeah, a little bit. Now what? And then these other guys, you can't even sell to the Taliban because A, they're on the no-sell list, and they already got all your old weapons. And you can't sell new weapons to the new people

because they don't want them anymore. you're stuck between a rock and a hard place you know what is a really weird element of this all too is like if you go on tiktok like in the odd thing that comes up on tiktok and it's just like some taliban fighter who just captured like a fucking black hawk helicopter and they're kind of just like showing the black and you're like it's weird they're like hey they're like literally doing like a tour of a black hawk helicopter that you just like are in possession of and it's getting in the algorithm because i guess like there's no reason really to flag it yeah yeah he's just saying here's my helicopter he goes here's this helicopter we seized from the u.s well that is the thing all

those yeah i mean that's the trump was banned but the taliban is not but there i mean there is this element where it's like i mean it is fucking a lot of people like the same guy that said oh talk to Facebook about free speech it is true it's like what's been your experience in here in the last five years has it been like the government's all about freedom it's like literally if you if you go out and be like I'm on freedom it's like they call you racist so this idea where we're spreading freedom it's like like, so we're racist now, I guess? You know, everyone's fucking- Well, they're saying we're spreading democracy, which is like, yeah, not everybody wants American

democracy. Everyone's locked in their house. Yeah, but everyone's locked in their house. You're in trouble if you say a guy and a girl are the same. They aren't the same thing. I got to fucking show my vaccine card just to do a podcast. Yeah, they're all- It's a nightmare.

They're all spying on their own fucking citizens, i think by the way if the government's spying on you the very least they could do is like send you things like let you know like hey just so you know your girl's like on to you yeah they send you shit they go they go hey buddy i know remember how you said you're fucking uh going to work but you're actually just hanging with the boys playing pool she knows she, she knows red alert, red alert. She knows. Imagine you get like a, a beat from the NSA being like, dude, dude, dude, she's on your trail.

She logged in your Facebook. She knows you and Chuck are fucking crushing it. When the, when the American government is really like fucked over and they really need money, there'll be like an NSA premium account you can sign up for that. The NSA will literally just like send you like, they'll be like,

yeah, we'll spy a little for you too. Yeah. What do you need? Yeah. What do you need? Yeah. Like you're, you're trying to smash some chick. They'll be like, hey, we'll spy a little for you, too. Yeah, what do you need? Yeah, what do you need? Yeah, like you're trying to smash some chick, and they'll do some spying, letting you know where she's going to be tonight.

Totally, you know. Like all the stuff she's into, she goes, she's like, what are her favorite shows are? So you can just casually. They like you now. Do you like that, too? Yeah, of course I love The Bachelor. The NSA goes for the boys.

So I would say some of the few funniest things about the people that were the funniest. I would say of all this whole ending the war thing, Count Dankula probably was the funniest guy on Twitter. Yeah, he's been. Dude, if you don't follow him, he's super funny. He made his profile Count Dankula Count Dankula Abdul Dankula or whatever, right? And then he changed his photo to him looking like a guy in the Taliban and he's got a huge following

and he's verified, so he's been commenting on, like Biden will be like you know, we did a good job out there and he'll be like, you didn't do shit, we're taking over the boys are in charge, whatever he says, right? And then everyone's yelling at him being like,, oh, actually, well, you go stonewall your women. He's just been trolling everyone for a week straight, and he won't stop.

It's ridiculous. He's quote tweeting everyone's things, being like, ha, ha, we got your military stuff. Like, raise the law. He lives in the UK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's been, that was hilarious. He's the dude who literally almost went to jail for the pug. Yeah, exactly.

I've been liking all the stuff where people go, you know, I just want to, because all the stuff that they want to do here that's, you know, not freedom oriented when they're saying like, oh, we're going to go. Hey, we're going to go give our thing to Afghanistan when a lot of people here don't even like it. It's that old thing where the people where a lot of the people in Texas would agree with those guys a little more than they would... I think so. You saw a lot of takes of, like, with the... We have a buddy that's like that. Yeah, our buddy.

That's the thing. It's, like, literally, like, you've gone so far where you're like... He hates the West so much right now. Yeah, he hates the West so much. He's like, actually, those guys are sick. Yeah, it's like he basically is fucking, like, likes the Taliban to own the libs. Yeah.

He's like, I'm fucking joining the Taliban to own the libs. He's bummed. He was even telling us, he's like, oh, well, China was saying the US needs to leave Taiwan now. He's like, everyone wants some smoke. Everyone's sick of this nonsense. He wants to move to Russia. But when people were like, oh my God, this is so good. The Taliban

is implementing gun control by taking the guns away from all the citizens. Yeah, just like Australia. Basically, that's the fucking, they're just the Australia playbook. It's just, we're going to just take your guns. Yeah. The best is the Taliban goes, they go, yeah, we're taking your guns just because you're safe now, so you don't need them. Like, that's literally their reason.

That's what everyone said. I know, but everything's about safe now. No, and Australia was like, they were like, no, we like, people shouldn't, fuck you, you shouldn't have guns. Like, cause there was a big shooting and Australia was like, there was a mass shooting. And then in Taliban, they're just like, no, no, no. You guys are safe now from the scary Americans. So we're just going to grab your guns. Like the Lumberg, he goes, if you could just turn in your guns, that would be great. That would be great.

Michael Moore. And a lot of people, I've been seeing a lot of the take where people come up and they go actually the fucking real taliban is the people that stormed the capital i know that is that is one of those things where i was like you as soon as all this stuff happened it was like three two one and there we have it cole bear went on he was like the taliban it's like yeah well maybe we got our own taliban everyone goes white people suck white people suck the guy yeah the storm the cat like in their mind yeah yeah that's the same thing yeah the same thing as fucking like these like bunch of larpers who i mean it is honestly to some people they're so fucked up that they really think that's like

oh they've cooked yeah it is but michael moore to me is i think he's oops probably the lamest guy in the history of the world but this used to be my friend who was like a philosophy he's a university professor but he used to take he was like in philosophy and the big joke was telling girls that he's like a huge michael moore head yeah when we were in college we used to tell girls like oh you don't get him started on michael moore he loves michael moore it would be one of those jokes where then the girl would be like oh your friends told me you like michael moore and you go you ever see that you ever see that thing where people used to go what my friends think i'm doing what my parents think i'm doing what i'm actually doing yeah we used to make those he goes

and we'd make the videos he's like what uh what my my teachers think they're doing and it would be carl marx and then it'd be like what my parents think i'm doing it And it would be Karl Marx. And then it would be like, what my parents think I'm doing. It would be working at Wendy's. And he'd go, what I'm actually doing. And we'd put Michael Moore. We used to always kill him saying that he, we used to say Fahrenheit 9-11 is his Bible.

Oh, fuck. But then Jimmy Fallon, he was on, he did something where he comes out and he goes, he was on he did something where he comes out and he goes he was going to make some joke

I don't know I didn't hear the whole joke because it was cut after this but he goes for the first time in history white people are on decline right and everyone cheers

everyone goes woo and even he he kind of looks at the camera like oh I wasn't expecting that to get a cheer like he was probably

going to be like so I guess we're going to be better at dancing yeah yeah he was going to do the most like bull fucking yeah I don't expecting that to get a cheer. Like he was probably going to be like, so I guess we're going to be better at dancing. Like, yeah, he's going to do the most like bull fucking. Yeah.

I don't know. I don't know. I didn't see. Yeah. He was going to say some shit like that. Like, I guess our food's going to get spicier. Right.

But instead everyone cheered. Look, Carol, the whites. And he was kind of like, Oh, interesting. I didn't realize how fucking wild.

Oh, we don't like the, the whites on the Jimmy Fallon audience, huh? Yeah, yeah. So I thought that was funny, the, like, spread the freedom. I thought it's funny that you see some of the, even, like, the Daily Wire, like, Ben Shapiro and, like, Matt Welsh, like, fighting. Like, you see who's, like, pro-war and who's anti-war. Like, it's really, like, splits people and who are the people that the war has.

Well, people, the thing is, it's almost like the people are maybe not even so anti-war and they were just like they're but they're against anything biden does like everything biden does is a gaffe so then he removes and they go ah right i guess we're pro war they're like it's not even so much like they're against it because they probably are like are but then the moment biden it's the exact opposite of the trump thing yeah because this guy did a thing so i'm against they're gonna be against it and it's it's optically it's an easy one to kind of dunk on if you want to but yeah the alternative is more war and then the uh the um it's funny watching people like switch their positions so much like the you know how the because at first they were sort of pushing the idea of like we need to be

back at war for feminism you know what i mean and that wasn't really sticking all that good and then within you know you very quickly saw people be like well maybe we should take more refugees like it was just like you see people they're just like what position could i take that like makes me feel good yeah because it's basically this it was like they're like what position can i take that republicans won't like or even if they like it, I can say more. And like if Republicans are like, we should take some refugees. They're like, how many do you think? And they're like, probably 10,000. They're like, okay, got it.

We need 50,000. And then Republicans are like, whoa. Just so they make them go, whoa, whoa. There needs to be some limit. And then they go, look at this. Big hit, big hit. Animal, monster. Oh, there needs to be a limit on human lives exactly right because they because

they realize they can't do like feminism before war wasn't sticking so then they immediately had to shift into like well they probably don't even want to take in many refugees so you don't love refugees we should chisel out the country bring in like a novelty size helicopter and then strap it up and then bring the whole country and just put it into miami yes that's what they know not even miami they wanted to put into like dc or somewhere in like the south yeah like yeah yeah and we just drop it into texas oh i'm sorry and not austin either you're not getting it in austin It's going somewhere fucking central Texas. Okay.

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She goes, they posted a thing being like potential terror threats, these people. And it said, opposition to COVID measures, claims of election fraud, 911 anniversary or religious holidays. Andlaims of election fraud. 9-11 anniversary of religious holidays. And that's the third one. So terror threats. If you're looking to be like, my body's getting radicalized. If you see that maybe he read Plandemic, that's number one. So there's other countries like Canada and Australia that are going wild.

But have you seen... Australia is nowhere it's going crazy in Australia. Justin Trudeau literally came out. And Jordan Peterson was flipping his lid over this one she says yeah yeah what did he say exactly he comes out and he goes instead of we're in a recession we're in a c-session and we're hoping to have a healthy she covers she covering and the she economy isn't that wild yeah so jordan peterson posted i mean he is the fucking that's the thing is is cock of the millennium awarded turd oh that's his thing you know he goes uh he goes i'm a feminist and all

that but also i mean i agree the she session but to call it a she cover that's a man dude but the boys are gonna dig you out of this one it just made me laugh that jordan peterson he comes out and he goes he was like this is a child for president and then he quote tweeted his own quote tweet being like can't even believe this guy and then like a third time he was like it's fucking bullshit jordan peterson was fucking flit losing his fucking shit over this she session business he had enough

this was Peterson's final straw he's just getting out of this country but one of the dudes who follows the Patreon he told me he's been giving me the Australia updates because he got a $5,000 fine oh someone from the Patreon got a fine? yeah dude for having a house party with like for going for a walk yeah so they

just added new stuff to see the kind of nonsense that's going on in other countries you know and they go mobilizing uh 2 200 police officers dedicated to covid compliance the operation will utilize resources from all police districts and police area commands under metropolitan and regional field operations alongside traffic and highway patrol command and a dog and mounted unit and a number of other specialized commands as required. So they have dogs that can sniff out if you've been listening to the pandemic. Yeah, like literally just like if people are outside they're like they can sniff out if you have any reservations about vaccines they can sniff out if you've been listened to a little too much free they can sniff out if you've got like a freedom mug yeah yeah like your your leftist tears mug they yeah they smell that and

they go it's operation stay at home and it will be coordinated from the police operations center so they their operations called operations stay at home and they go we'll be issuing five thousand dollar fines and closing any business in which will continue to breach the order so they're going to go and straight up shut down the businesses and the best part is in their press release they go and we will not apologize for these increased enforcement efforts going forward. So in their thing, they're going, we're going to shut down everyone's business.

And just so you know, mate, we're not even going to apologize after. Oh yeah. We're not. You're just going to shut it down. They're not apologizing. So funny.

That's in their press release. They're fucking. Just in case you thought we're apologizing. They're fucking going crazy. I mean, considering. You're not allowed to leave. They have dogs sniffing out

if you've, you know, broken COVID protocol. I mean, more importantly, we're like two years into this. Did you have bitches over? Let me... The dogs can smell your fingers. Yeah, yeah.

The dogs are just like... You're just like standing still. The dogs start sniffing your fingers. You're like, just stay calm. The dog is... Put your hands in your pockets. The dogs sniff your fingers. They're like,

keep your hands out of your pockets. To see if you had any fucking hoes over. they said there will no this is what they said in their release they go there will be nowhere to hide if you're doing something wrong if you travel anywhere beyond your uh area at the moment which is what five kilometers right some shit like that yeah it's a five kilometer radius you're putting everyone at considerable risk. You know what the most relevant thing that just consistently is relevant in societies is I posted this when people were posting the squares and telling you to post the squares, but it's the Kramer when he doesn't want to wear the ribbon.

Yeah, yeah. So the Seinfeld episode, Kramer, he's at the AIDS walk, and they go, you're not going to wear the ribbon? Yeah, who? Ah, no, I don't wear the ribbon. He goes, who won't wear the ribbon? Who won't wear the, no, I don't wear the ribbon. He goes, who won't wear the ribbon? Who won't wear the, yeah, he goes, I'm walking, ain't I? And then they go, he doesn't want to wear the ribbon?

Well, we just have to teach him to wear the, you do it, I can't. Then we just have to teach him to wear the ribbon. Who will not wear the ribbon? Yeah, but it's everything is that. He does not want to get the vaccine. We just have to teach him to get the vaccine. that he does not want to get the vaccine we just have to teach him to get the vaccine everything in the last 10 years that mattered is some version of that one seinfeld skit where the one guy doesn't wear the ribbon yeah you don't want to conform bud bud well then we're gonna have to

fucking get you to conform yeah isn't that crazy yeah that's i mean the australia thing is insane i don't know if anywhere like you even see the stuff where they go in china and you go man china's like fucking pretty cash compared to australia i know like i don't even understand what like because they're an island they go look like we can because we're an island we can actually like get this to zero because you're like you're never going to get this to zero if you ever let people in the country like i know so it's and what just every time what like i mean new zealand they had one case and they shut down everything for a literal single case and they go well once that person's but you're like i don't know do not want they got a rebound rebound so

this is something that's been going on now back to the the when you go all of this stuff's going on over there and and this is what's going on in Hollywood, my friend. So this article that someone sent me is probably one of my favorites in a while because it's one of, you know when the say and the quiet part out loud? So I've been saying this forever, that in comedy, all of these rules make it hard

because if you're making something like all of the stuff where you go you can't portray these people a certain way but also you need to put them in your thing so it's like it makes it difficult because you don't want to make like a you know it's the same thing where they don't want the chinese people to be the bad guy like if you put a girl in a thing it's like you can't just make her like a stupid mess like you have to make her positive so in comedy most of the things i'm doing you're making fun of the people so it's like if you're playing a character you're playing a character that's a loser and it's like well they don't want to you don't want you to portray like a gay guy is like this like cliche annoyance but it's like in comedy everyone's a bit of a cliche

because that's kind of the that's the deal yeah archetypes yeah exactly you know probably a more reasonable way to call them but But Vulture did this article, and they go, TV's white guys are in crisis. What to do with white men? Kill them? I mean, if you kill them, that would be a problem solved.

That's the first option I thought of, because I've been sort of waiting in the corner. By the way, I hate white men. I want to say that I appreciate you saying that. Yeah, I hate them. On the podcast, too. And that's a brave stance, too, because you're going to get in trouble for it you know what i mean i well i know the trolls are gonna get you the trolls are gonna come after me but i hate them but just the like arrogance of these people that we're gonna like vulture for example to be like hey you know we're

gonna be here being like we await your decision for what to do with us. Oh, please, please, please. I hope it's good. Yeah, I hope. Like the same way that Afghanistan people, you know, people that work for the government are like, what's going to happen to us? That should be me and you being like, what is Vulture going to do with us? It's basically like the, you know,

an old animal thing where they go, we're going to take you to the farm where you're going to live out the rest of your days. The podcast farm. Yeah, the podcast farm. we already solved this they go what do we do with white men go vulture send them to the podcast put them in a mic they go listen you can't be in tv anymore john krasinski but what you can do is shh. See this? Here's a microphone. This is what we call an H6. It's so funny. Okay.

Is anyone going to visit me? Yeah. Once a week, someone's going to come visit you, and you're going to talk to them for an hour and a half, John Krasinski. Yeah. Who was the one who had from The Office? Kevin, who had the podcast? Kevin.

Like, that's basically. Kevin is like the classic. He's basically Milton from Office Space, where they go but you go to the basement now he goes but i was this i was one of the leads on a one of the biggest shows of all time they go yeah that's good kevin that's good that's great here's an h4 here's some microphones just go we're gonna put you in the corner in the basement of the NBC studios you just podcast to your heart's content do you know what an RSS feed is you're gonna want to learn what that is I was the star of a hit TV show but my Oscar

Oscar's diverse he's gonna get some he's gonna be on some commercials yeah this is just a you thing but this is it's almost like they're this is they're so in their this is like the peak in your bubble conversation you know what I mean so they go this summer television became preoccupied with the question

what should happen to white men so they're in the meeting you know what I mean imagine being a white man in that meeting with I mean I kind of have been a white man in that meeting when i was doing stuff before i've been at actually plenty of meetings where it's like what do we do with the fact that you're white and you're like i am so sorry i'm sorry i don't want to be white anymore i can cut off my dick. And they go, that actually will do it.

I go, I'm not doing that. What if I just do the balls? What if I just do the balls? I don't want to be white. What if I just cut the balls off? So they're in this meeting and they go, not all men. TV has been inundated with stories about black. So it's not all men.

They're saying, you know, there's lots of good men. Whoa, whoa. TV hasn't been inundated. They're just catching up. Don't say inundated. I don't know. I didn't like inundated with stories about black so it's not all men they're saying you know there's lots of good men whoa whoa TV hasn't been inundated they're just catching up don't say inundated I don't I didn't like inundated I don't stories of black men migrant men trans men men who struggle to meet make ends meet and holding it down with the three gigs in the

you know three gigs in the gig economy one conundrum kept cropping up in various genres and iterations. The white guys who used to be the default protagonists are no longer the main characters. So what happens to them now? Should he be erased?

Can he be rehabilitated? His entitlement washed away. Where's he supposed to go? So what do you think, Daniel? Can our entitlement be washed away? Can we be cleansed? I think some sort of the entitlement some sort of like re-education i think it's a camp it's a camp situation it has to be a

camp re-education for white actors yeah so camp you go you wear like you know they shave your head yeah they de-louse you then you put on like matching jumpsuits and you just you know you basically just break rocks i can't see it happening any other way no you know you get cleansed and re-educated yeah so they said uh so series uh series from this summer who have found various answers to that question perhaps the white guy has a meltdown this is where i was like fucking dying they're like what kind of things happen they go maybe the white guy we can have a white guy but he's like just a total fucking psycho yeah yeah he's gotta be there so you can have a so potentially you can have a white guy in your thing but he has a meltdown yeah so that's one option by the way can we just talk about the fact just in this vein where it's so funny where

after 9-11 every like good guy was white and every bad guy was brown and now like literally every bad guy's white and every good guy's brown like they just straight up they go yeah we went overboard that wasn't before that every uh um every every there was lots of action stars they were like action stars was a pretty diverse field actions are somewhat well my favorites were always like i was a huge like i liked always will smith wesley snipes sure sure but there is what i'm saying outside of like i like the few black guys and then the rest well that's why

they replaced at first they replaced and then Jackie Chan they replaced those well they replaced the brown bad guys with Russian bad guys Russian bad guys

they made every bad guy Russian and then well they've actually been going through this they're like can they be bad guys that's a big question for them

they go or they won't even let white people be bad guys that's even that discussion is coming up? They're wondering. They can be bad guys. All I'm telling you is if you're a white actor right now,

really spend all your time working on that fucking Eastern European accent because you're going to want that. You're going to want to be able to do that. They go, so maybe he has a meltdown. Or he leans into his right to take up space. Maybe the best course of action is for his plot to demise so maybe you're allowed to white guy as long as it's like yeah as you're a white guy as long as in every scene you're reading a jordan peterson book you know you're getting your just desserts yeah i think like your life falls apart you know being what you show that being you know you're being a bad white guy being a bad white

doesn't pay no so maybe the white character comes in he drinks and drives you know you're being a bad white guy being a bad white doesn't pay no so maybe the white character comes in he drinks and drives you know and after a series of microaggressions he gets fired from his job which is what should have happened in the first scene yep but it still took a while so that's an option potentially as a meltdown potentially he dies dies i mean dying is ideal dying is the first choice for me yeah just you kill them off and then or they just die in real life and then it's like they die in real life and then on the show they just replace them with like a poc and then problem solved what if you made them crappy podcasters in the movies like you know what i mean like white guys are only allowed to be podcasters yeah yeah yeah yeah just in the

show but what happens if that show becomes successful though and then as like a kind of negative benefit or a negative consequence is that person becomes famous in real life that's a huge playing the loser podcast and then afterwards you're gonna be offering other roles yeah exactly imagine that person like actually has some success and then so i'm gonna know on that now yeah that's a no although many of the shows include white people of color on the directing staff or in the writer's room they were all created and co-created by white producers and it's tempting to see them use their own self-concern at work in the movies so one of the problems is there's still some white

stink because like some of the higher-ups are white you know what i mean like there's white producers and stuff like that so they can't really get all the stink off even even if it's all diverse people writing and making it they're still producing you know it's so funny actually in their whiteness the way you're saying this too is like, I'm like, cause you know, there was this whole thing in Hollywood, like,

you know, 50 years ago where all the Jews changed their names to white sounding names. And now they're all going to be like, yeah, I guess it's time to change the name back. Yeah. John Stewart. John Luzabitz.

Yeah. Like literally all these people are like, Oh, I guess it's not like mostly like executives and producers go like you know they maybe change their name to something and they go oh yeah it's time to change the name back well that's yeah we have a friend that did that but they go all the okay so they go after all most of the shows simply jettison the white guy they hold him close they observe him uh mock him and jab at him mercilessly so that's what they want i guess even as he becomes the story central problem you know the bad guy rather than the they observe him, mock him, and jab at him mercilessly. So that's what they want, I guess.

Even as he becomes the story's central problem, the bad guy, rather than the central character, there he is, still in the middle of the narrative. So even if you make him the villain, as you were saying before, okay, maybe you could just be the Russian villain. Well, no, because you're still fucking taking up space. I hate people who take up space. Sorry, Russian villains. Worst.

It is time for me to start podcasts also. I will also start podcasts. This is a Russian cast. So they need more diversity in villains. And they go, now they give you some ideas for shows that do it right so in another era of tv rutherford falls the show's title is the name of the town and then the characters are nathan and reagan but while reagan is the obvious protagonist

and that person is a person of color rutherford falls is about an american indian deciding to take back what should belong to her tribe. But it can't stop wondering what should happen to the guy whose family stole it in the first place. So you're maybe if you're like, I'm alive. Well, that's the thing. But they're saying the question in the move in the in the in this TV show. So they're saying, well, maybe a white guy can be in the show, but he's like a douchebag imperialist. And I constantly sit talking about that yeah

yeah that's the only option really well they're not sure they're saying you know they're working it out too whether or not he's allowed to play that kind of role so in june there was a show called uh kevin can fuck himself the series excavates and buried assumptions of the network sitcoms like king of queens and according to jim where there's just like a woman and there's a zany husband who's schlubby and he scrapes by and faces no consequences whereas in this Allison is the archetypal sitcom wife has her own motives and desires and frustrations even then all she can think is what the fuck should I do about Kevin so basically they have a similar thing as before except she's about to leave him

the entire series. So they are, you're maybe allowed to have like a schlubby husband as long as the wife's like constantly about to leave him in that sort of narrative. Yeah, that's just so he has

that kind of hanging over him. He has that hanging out over him. Like being white doesn't matter. It's not going great for him. You don't want to make it seem like that's. Well, you let him know, like this doesn't pay all this being white business that you're doing.

Yeah, yeah. I might leave you at any moment for someone who's not white. Yeah. You think it's always too. It's like, it's always like a not white person that she's about to leave you for. Of course.

Yeah. That would be ideal. Yeah. Yeah. So that's a potential thing is that you have the girl. So he's in the thing. They're living under the same roof, but she probably makes more money.

She's more successful and brave, but you're constantly sort of griping with the question. Like, how can I be with this stupid piece of shit? White piece of shit. Yeah. Stupid white piece and it's tough i mean it's not when you know you can guaranteed trade up to something i once again want to say that potentially even in that series i'd like to see that guy start a podcast that's what that's the nail in the coffin for he goes oh you're podcasting now that's's the news. Yeah, that's the news,

the new thing. It's like, instead of your husband being like Kevin James, it's Kevin James, but he's in, my podcast! And then she goes, look at this imperialist,

colonizing the man cave. Colonizing my woman cave. My woman cave. So the latest show that they like what they've done, Netflix is the chair. An academic dramedy about an english professor uh ji yoon kim so i like it already who ascends to the position of department

chair the main guy um the guy whose problems we care about the guy who used to be the show's dominant point of view becomes a hurdle to overcome so maybe so he's not necessarily the bad guy in the sense that he's like the, so he's not necessarily the bad guy in the sense that he's like the antagonist. He's not the classic villain. But he's just there being annoying and a problem. Sure. And I honestly think that in addition to the idea

that we're saying he's like a metaphorical hurdle, I'd like to see a show about a female track star where you actually make the white men be the actual hurdles. Like literally. He's basically like in this meta way he's playing he's not playing a character he's playing whiteness he's playing the patriarchy yeah that's who he is he's he's playing these these things so he's sort of representative of that hypothetically but he's also the physical representation of that and that he is doing a forward bridge and he becomes the hurdles for girls to jump over representing what their normal life every day basically is like so he said problem is we used

to like this guy so much he was our beaver cleaver our tim allen and uh respect you know respect to the ogs tim allen don dra Don Draper, Michael Scott. We can't just throw him out and relegate him to status of reoccurring minor guest star, but he no longer fits. His privilege feels outsized. As a protagonist, it doesn't spark the same joy that it used to. So she can't just watch The Office. He has this outsized privilege and she wasn't aware of that when she liked The Office originally.

Well, the whole thing with The Office too is you're like Michael Scott's like inept right so then you're like oh he really only got this job because he's a white man like you can't really in this framework watch The Office because you're like you straight up you go this guy this should be a black woman

you just watch The Office now seething so it's a question to grapp, right? She just, so it's a, it's a question to grapple with. And she says, there is honesty to the choice to keep the dethroned main guy around. He, if he doesn't disappear in real life,

unfortunately he's still there. So tied to the live. So there are grappling with this question. So we, we might get to be around a little. And they said, Jason Sudeikis, who played like a Ted Lasso.

They liked a character that he played because, you know, We might get to be around a little, and they said Jason Sudeikis, who played like a... Ted Lasso? They liked a character that he played because he was there to sort of prop up women. So as long as the guy's propped up women, he's a villain, but not in a way that sort of takes away from the storyline where we're focused on this guy. Other than that, I think the real answer is podcasting, and I'm just going to do a bit of spitballing here on my own. Because we know you're familiar with the hero's journey in filmmaking. Very much so, yeah. And structure and character archetypes, right? So I've been thinking that obviously we're going to be needing to do some reshaping for 2021.

So instead of the wacky neighbor, what if we did the the racist neighbor? So it's, we don't have like a wacky neighbor. Not too racist, not like Gran Torino. Well, I mean, he already is racist because he's white. Oh, okay. Oh, right, right, right. That's what, yeah. But he's not like overtly racist. He's not like throwing rice at her.

Yeah, no like fucking cross burning and stuff like that. No, but he was just like, his microaggressions are racist. And he sort of learns a lesson by the end of the series. You know, on the season finale, he finally realizes his way. When he kills himself? Kills himself.

Yeah. So the mentor is a common literary device, right? Mm-hmm. So what if the mentor is allowed to be a white man? I don't like it. Well, hear me out.

So the mentor, which would be like, you know, Gandalf and the wizard and the Lord of the Rings, right? So the woman protagonist in this situation goes to Gandalf, the man, and he gives her advice. But she actually knew better all along. He was wrong. He was mansplaining.

He was mansplaining. Gandalf's mansplaining. The mentor's mansplaining. All right. Here we go, Gandalf. It's like, I'm just here for fucking. Right. So he gives her advice and she's at a crossroads,

whether to take this old white man's advice or do it. And then she doesn't take it. She doesn't take it. And then in the next season, she's Gandalf. And the next one. She has his job. But she's also has her job too.

Cause she can do jobs. Yeah. Yeah. Like she, she bites her. She bites her tongue when Gandalf goes, so where do you see yourself in five years? And in her mind,

she goes in your chair. In your fucking seat old man, you old white bitch. Yeah, you old white fucking cracker. So you're familiar with the trickster, the literary device,

the trickster, sometimes adds humor to the story. But I think potentially if that was going to be a white man, what could happen is he shows up,

you know, I'd like to see him show up around the 40 minute mark, not to take up too much space. No. Shows up, tries to add some humor to the storyline

and he is scolded because humor can have caused pain to some of the other characters, and he learns that joking around is no laughing matter. I like it. And then he sort of retreats back into things. So that's the new role of the trickster. Let's keep the jokes to white men.

Yeah. White straight men. Yeah, so I'd like to see that. And that's about it. The shapeshifter. Are you familiar with that literary device? No. What's a shapeshifter?

Shapeshifter is the character that decides he's like, he seems like he's going to be an ally at the beginning and then switches to an evil person or vice versa. So instead of the Shapeshifter being someone that's an ally that switches, what it is is just someone that switches to trans permanently and is applauded for it. That's a good one. I mean, you can't go wrong with that one. Right. Just if every episode just a new person's trans. and is applauded for it. That's a good one. That's, I mean, you can't go wrong with that one. Right.

Just if, if every episode, just a new person's trans, but, oh, well, here's a wrinkle in that. Okay.

So as for more of, this is a casting thing. You get an actual trans person and be like, just for episode one, we're going to make you look like your former self. I think what you do is you go, I think that's the first option but the second option is because you can't have a straight white guy playing a trans you're you're looking at this backwards and you're looking at this in a way where you go oh we have to cast

based on talent like someone who's good at acting for example i say you go down to the clinic where people are about to get the trans surgery and you say hey which one of you guys wants to be in a movie you film the guys well they're guys at this point before they're the trans surgery and you say, Hey, which one of you guys wants to be in a movie? You film the guys. Well, they're guys at this point before they're getting the surgery. And then you go, Hey, does anyone here want to get,

uh, be in a movie? And then they film the first half. Yeah. And then they get the surgery wrap. They go, okay, we're going to six months of wrapping.

So every time they do a shape shifter, they, they, and then they, you work around their schedule when they are ready and, um, feeling better. Honestly, seems like a logistical nightmare but worth it well sometimes worth it i mean it's progress takes yeah it's worth it right it might cost but whatever yeah so the progress

takes effort and the shadow self i think that's one where i kind of more on your line of thinking where i think we just have to get rid of that all together because there is no bad side of female protagonists no no no no no you just i mean just the more the merrier really yes so ideally not white that's what that's a guarantee yeah taking a quick break here to our next sponsor which is butcher box which sent us a boat holy shit dude if people are asking why i've been sweating so much it's from fucking all the meat i've been cranking through steaks. You've been making steaks?

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he goes he was like i want to get some money for something like blah blah and his dad goes i just gave you ten dollars he goes he goes well you just spent 40 bucks he goes you know beer doesn't count this is the kind of conversation he's had you carry is phenomenal right but so even better this guy's sending me message we have a group chat with all the old guys right he's sending these messages let me just show you this this guy is he just decided he's gonna he broke up with his chick a bit ago yeah he was like 15 years you know 20 years younger than him and now he's been living in a tent and sending me these videos

look at this what's up you know what I'm saying you're in the tent days number 13 motherfuckers boop boop we're not going out in New York there happy birthday boy there you know what's

up our note yo cheers boys day 14 in the tent we got like the party coming out some beers you know i'm saying you know tell them to fucking start a tiktok you know how many people i just see on tiktok being like yo i live in a tent and people are like oh i fucking love this guy tell him to fucking start a TikTok. You know how many people I just see on TikTok being like, yo, I live in a tent. And people are like, oh, I fucking love this guy. Tell him to start a TikTok. Dude, Gary's the man. He's 55 years old now. He just, he seems pretty chipper.

He has a house. And he just moved outside of his house to go live in a yard in a tent. What do you mean he has a house? I don't know. It doesn't sound like that. Him and like a bunch of people like own a part of this like shithole in Br yard in a tent. What do you mean he has a house? I don't. It doesn't sound like that. Him and like a bunch of people like own a part of this like shithole in Brantford, Ontario. Okay.

And so, and then what? He lost his, he lost his slice? I don't know. He's just, I don't ask questions. He just sends me updates being like, still in the tent. It's been three weeks. Got the beers. Everything's iry.

He loves talking in Jamaican accent. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we're all like, good shit, dude. Yeah, sick, man. Isn't that funny? weeks got the beers everything's iry he's not like he loves talking in jamaican accent yeah but we're all like good shit dude yeah sick man funny he's so funny um okay there's this uh the last article for this podcast is a article that says no woman should ever have to have maintenance sex with her husband so what do you think about that? And this is by independent.uk. I love the term. I just love the term.

They're trying to make that a thing. Maintenance sex. Yeah, they're trying to make that a thing. Like, what is that? Is that the sex in between the essential sex? Like, there's like a certain amount of sex that's essential. Yeah. And then we go everything in between that's just maintenance?

Or is just all sex maintenance sex? I thought maintenance sex was when you watch your wife having sex with the maintenance guy so the maintenance guy comes in to fix things just rails her rails her so i think my guess is they're going to be in this article like hey it is not uh our duty to fuck the maintenance guy while you watch yeah don't make us do this emotional labor but they um by the way i love one thing i'm going to say i like about the independent which i have a gripe with so many of these articles is i like that they put a picture of the person who writes the article because honestly i really saw adds to the 50 percent of the time we have these are not even

every time we have these articles and I go I want to see a picture of who's writing this you'd love to see what they look like so you can finish just so you have an idea of what you're

or maintenance sex can be when you get sex in return from fixing something no cause wouldn't you love it I'd be celibate wouldn't you love it

if you know he goes no woman should ever have maintenance sex with her husband and it's a dude with just like Oakley's backwards hat.

You go, interesting. All right. It's a different article. Yeah. He looks like Eminem. Yeah. He's like Eminem. He goes, no dude should ever have to have maintenance.

No woman should ever. And you go, okay. Interesting take. Yeah. Well, what they're saying is basically when girls have sex with a dude just because they have to, just to keep him happy. have sex with a dude just because they have to just to keep him happy all of these like articles just don't ever understand that they refused it it's all they can't look into anything other than like oppressor oppressee yeah like everything to them is it's like it's kind of like

a lot of the kids that are um they're like children that still everything is their dad's fault. You know what I mean? Yeah. It kind of is this thing where it's like, why can't I have more money? You know what I mean? It's like, well, yeah, whatever deal you make. Like if you are in a relationship with a guy and you're like, I never want to have sex with him. It's like, okay, well, is he completely fine with that?

If not, then that might be a problem sure it's like the idea that like you should never ever have to do anything that's like you could literally say that about anything it's like men should never have to go to your friend's house and but like yeah but sometimes you do things that you don't want to do in a relation in any friendship or relationship you know what i mean also can why do i have to go to school mom can a guy take this article to his like wife who his wife is the one who's demanding no one should ever have to do anything ever yes yes i mean we we've made that point before but i'm saying like how many times is she you didn't want to? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Church. Yeah. They just bent you over.

It's called church, pal. No, but it's like, yeah. Initiation to the Taliban. Every relationship I've ever been to, I've usually like, it's a lot of times it's the opposite where it's like, it's the girl who is the one who. Oh, she's with you though. I can't imagine. I mean.

I mean. This is it. We're talking about human men here I mean I guess I'm putting down performances obviously they gotta oh of course they don't just want it

they crave it get that maintenance guy over here it's a sick addiction for Danny becomes all encompassing she goes I can't work I can't sleep you go we had sex this morning but that to me is like

all of this stuff is very it's like you're right you shouldn't if your relationship is three times a day you having sex when you didn't want to yeah it doesn't sound that fun you might have some problems It's three times a day you having sex when you didn't want to. Yeah, it doesn't sound that fun.

You might have some problems. Yep. But if like, you know, if I'm dating a chick, this is how I always feel. If you do all, if I feel like I have to have sex when I was like really tired and you're doing stuff, like even like the smallest thing, tidied up a little bit, dinner, anything, any little thing, I go, yeah, but she did that.

So it's like, you know what? I'm tired, but yeah, but she did that. Anything. Literally. It could be, you know, you know, whatever, right? But if you're in a relationship and you go, this person is like

doesn't do anything and then on top of that they're like pleasure me slave pleasure me rings the bell like literally just inner bell like jabba the hutch just a fat pig that's so funny i would love do you think there's any guys that like to be slaves where they just fuck yeah they're in the bed they're they're big of a wife's just in a bed not a pig to them and he has to come in queen to them he comes in she goes what is this he goes i asked you to come in here erect i don't want to be part of the fluffing procedure notes of like craziest is those you see those photos on like you know twitter and instagram and stuff where it's like some guy in like the mall and he's like on a leash and he's like some

girl just like walking him like a dog yeah yeah that guy once god damn it that's have you ever done a thing where you like watch like a porn or something like that or like cruise like a reddit with like hot chicks like to get jazzed up and then fuck your chick. A cruiser Reddit. No. Well, there's like, but sometimes I honestly, that's been a move for me a little bit in the past where you just like,

maybe I'm on the moon. Then you kind of look at a few things. You go, all right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We just fired up the engines. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't take much. We got it.

It's a lot of things are like that in life where you go, I don't want to go to the gym. Once you're at the gym, you go, that's fine. Yeah, I'm here now. I'm glad I did it. Yeah, what am I not going to work out? The very idea of maintenance sex is based on the heteronormative idea of relationships, where male sexuality is epitomized

by a higher sex drive than women, where their impulses are beyond control. Also, it is kind of funny, because you're like, well, if that wasn't the case, where on average men maybe wanted it a little more, then this wouldn't probably be a problem, would it? Yeah. It's like, why are they like,

oh, girls have to have maiden sex. It's like, well, why do you think that is? I mean, first off, can we just get rid of this lie that men want sex more? I don't know where this started. It is true. I've been over this. This is the case. Men do want sex more. I don't know where this started. It is true. I've been over this. This is the case.

Men do want sex more. It's just that girls are happier having sex with the same guy. So a lot of times guys are like, ugh. I take it a relationship or whatever where it's like the guy is... Guys need to clean the pipes out

a little more than girls. Like if guys and girls both just know nothing, no masturbation, no sex, no anything, the guy's a little more like, he's, he's,

he's, that's all, that's all they mean. Right. So the guy's a little more like, you know, so I think that's where that comes from. But I think that men are a pretty stubborn where there are a lot,

there are a lot of men will be like, you know, sex drink based Fauci. what do you think about this? Base Fauci's like, I fuck my wife seven times a day. She only gets it when I give it to her. Oh, okay, there you go, Base Fauci. What about sex before marriage? None of that.

None of that. Yeah, so as you go, the model that they recently advised women to lie, the model Caprice Boré is what they're talking about. She was in this movie and stuff like that. They advised women to lie back and have five minutes of regular sex to keep relationships going, even when you are not in the mood. So that would be my favorite type of sex. Just become a fleshlight.

Just turn yourself into a living fleshlight. Well, my problem is this girl says she wants you to have sex for five minutes even if you're not in the mood i go well what about the fact that they should have sex for five minutes even when you are in the mood you're almost there caprice beret yeah you're right you're you're halfway there when you go ladies you just should have sex for five minutes. When you get to do, do, do, do, do, do, do. That's, we'll take it from here, Caprice. And then she said, women shouldn't say I'm tired or have a headache, but instead take one for the team. Because I'm between, because it's between five and ten minutes of your life. Ten minutes? My word.

My word, Caprice. I'm like a pit stop crew. Knowing that she runs in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can operate sex that, you know, our friend Paul has that joke where it's like, anytime your girl, you go, she's in a hurry and you go, I'll make it quick.

Go as quick as you can. Cause then she'll know next time you have sex, like for, you know, if you have sex for 10 minutes, you go, well, you know, that was for you. Yeah. because you saw what I could do yeah you're like I could do this in 45 seconds that's what the girl

I go just come in here she comes in there I go on your way get her out to the can we get her out to work here she comes you have sex with your wife

like a pit stop girl you roll her in on the dolly yeah on the dolly go kick her out off to work she's like what are you going oh we gotta get it going and then you click your timer all right record time boys keep it up and gave up the good work such advice is targeted always at women but never at men i mean i think that that's a lot of, there's no shortage of articles being like,

men need to please their women. Can you believe this? Where they're saying that never, there's never any advice targeted at men to say that, she needs a hundred orgasms. This reinforces the idea that women's sexuality or desire is never placed on par with that of a man's desire. Maybe in 1920. I was going to say, I'm like, this sounds like so outdated. Like nobody is.

She's responding to bullshit that doesn't exist. Yeah, you're like, you're literally like, yeah, you have the complaints of people of women in the 70s. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This notion of women and men's sexuality and sex drive is an inherent biological difference. And that women's role, their whole argument is always like, there's no differences, period. It's like there are differences, obviously. It just depends how they manifest. Like, you know, if a girl gets into a groove where she wants it every day and you're kind of like,

and then you have a bad thing or you want to get on the same page to some degree and that women's role is to lie back and be passive while men is the go-getters is also seeped into our medical and biological textbooks and uh it's like if everyone was is exactly the same then you probably wouldn't have this problem but But they're saying like, well, no, the issue is it's because we were taught this stuff, which is kind of what I always say. I mean, again, I've never heard of this term, mania and sex. We're both in our 30s. Neither of us have ever heard of this. Well, they say the way that we are taught about fertilization sets up the idea

that sperm is about the knight in shining armor. Did you remember that in the school where they said the sperm is the knight in shining armor? Well, that's why when I'm having sex, if I'm about to finish, what I do is I always hum. Indiana Jones. Yeah, because I let her know that there's a hero. The hero's.

You're about to go on a hero's journey, baby. That was only 45 seconds. But there's a hero lies in me that's what i make her to sing that far because because there's the hero right as we finish you go sing the song the song she goes there's a hero lies in me i can't be you we knew a guy in university named you hero and we'd always go i can't be a hero. We knew a guy in university named Yu Hiro. And we'd always go, I can't be a Yu Hiro, baby. Because I'm going to go. I'm going to go.

So they said, well, the egg is the damsel in distress. So I definitely wasn't taught that. The imbalance in treatment with not enough discussion of female infertility and sexual arousal also creates the impression that male reproductive system is more complex and interesting i mean not to finish it isn't what's more complex who who is taught that and these people are so out to life that's the thing is like it's here are the sections and textbooks in male sexual arousal since erection yeah because everybody fucking reads textbooks about sexual arousal instead of figuring it out. But there is almost no mention of the female sexual arousal.

Well, obviously, because they're not teaching you sex. They're teaching how babies live in Afghanistan or something like this. She's like, this is this seems like something the Taliban would fucking. But even that one, there is also the other thing where she goes, well, there's no, they're not teaching us about female orgasms. It's like, well, because they're not teaching you about pleasuring during sex. They're teaching you about how babies are made. Yeah, it's like reproduction. This is honestly seems like a Taliban thing.

And they're trying to say the male orgasm is discussed where the female orgasm isn't, even though it has been debunked that females aren't more likely to get pregnant when they have an orgasm. So they're trying to say, is that true? I never even heard of that. Because she's trying to say it's real that there is no value of transporting the sperm for when women are having orgasms. If anything, you'd think if the girls were having an orgasm, it would push the sperm out. No. I mean, the reason why. Maybe it's creating a river for them with all the stuff coming out with all the stuff maybe the fucking the way and the undertow so what happens is girls

squirt and then the undertow i mean in my personal in my personal experience whenever you give it to them good and they start squirting everywhere the year comes just getting shot back in your face so it's like at that point i don't see how you could possibly have an orgasm how could they have a kid when i'm just getting covered in my own cum? That's what you do. Danny does. He fucking cums in the girl and then makes her squirt. Yeah, and I'm just like. Front row of a Gallagher show.

Oh, my God. Well, these ideas trap women into believing they should always have a lower sex drive than men. It also. What's your argument is that they should have a lower sex drive? Wouldn't it be the opposite? Where it's like she's saying that, like, we're trapped in this idea that they should have a lower sex drive wouldn't it be the opposite where it's like she's saying that like we're trapped in this idea that we should have a lower sex drive also our husbands want us to have sex too much it also traps men into believing that sex is for them is devoid of intimacy it's like this is just a lot of these are like a girl's in

a bad relationship and then they write an article being like i've been doing that joke about i won't say here actually it's gonna come out in the special that i'm gonna record but there is uh there's this idea that people go oh you know how men do this and it was like no this sounds like a guy yeah you go your specific situation where you go yeah i was dating a guy and he wanted me to have sex more than i want to. It's like, so men need to change that. I mean, guys, I,

you hear it. I, we did a thing about a chick who was like, wanted to leave a guy cause he didn't want to have sex with her. It's like something like, look, if you have a super high sex drive, you need your partner.

We literally did the opposite. We did the opposite of this. You go, look, you need to match that up. Like you like, you need to match up your political beliefs or whatever. Like that is just another thing that you have to be like on the same page about i don't know a hundred percent

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