The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Tarantino Forced to Defend N-Words & RFK's Alleged Harem | Joey Avery

Episode Date: March 17, 2026

Stand up comedian Joey Avery joins the boys to discuss Tarantino putting Rosana Arquette in her place, RFK's harem and how to hack taxes.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a PREMIUM episode every week plus bonus content!   Upcoming Shows: Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5  Ryanlongcomedy.com   Danny Shows: Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: [e-mail] with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters: 00:00 - Joey Avery Live in San Francisco - Go to https://youtu.be/t4xlXat3ck4 to watch! 02:08 - EDM 05:47 - Gen Z 10:21 - Questions from Patreon / San Francisco 11:53 - Working with Vince Vaughn 17:25 - Acting as a comedian 24:19 - Daniel Ratcliffe is the boy invited to the girl's sleepover 32:07 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets 32:41 - No common cultural touchstones / Tax life hack 37:43 - Tucker's latest merch 41:00 - ADHD 45:14 - Having a kid 52:14 - PATREON - Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a PREMIUM episode every week plus bonus content! 52:31 - Tarantino vs. Arquette 56:31 - Tig Notaro 58:14 - RFK's harem 1:03:08 - Onlyf*ns boom 1:07:41 - Bands

The Boys' cast with Joey Avery. One of the boys just had a special drop. Extra episode. You already know what it is. Thanks for having me, boys. Sound effects. Fresh special just dropped. I just watched it.

Sick. Thank you very much. You know, honestly, that's an honor because it takes a lot to get comedians to watch a comedy show. I got a flight tomorrow. I'm going to watch it on the floor. Good. I watch.

Thank you. Thank you. I'm always one of the things I'm looking at stuff, like how bright it is and how you did the cameras. Like, I'm always kind of like, actually to start investigating. Yeah, yeah, you have to. I know. Poking around. You know, Joey just tell me who's going on, and then you're going on like a bender for, uh,

a week long bender? A nice little, yeah, four days, spring training, Arizona. We're going to be getting fucked up. I feel like you're one of the guys I know that's like married that still lives like bender. Like when people are just like, okay, you get married and it's over and you just like, you feel like you got married and just like kept it going the exact same way. That fucking pisses

me off so much. What do you mean? That's good. No? No, no, no, no. When guys feel like they're not allowed to be fun anymore just because they got married. Like getting married doesn't mean you lose your ability to be a cool guy. No, you guys are going to like clubs instead. Yeah, we were out. Yeah, my wife and I went out and we were out in Brooklyn at like 4 a.m. She puked before we even went through the line. It's great. And also, we have our shit together. Are you a club guy, like originally? Originally, yes. Because like you're as a San Francisco guy. Is that?

well it's like I like loved EDM sure crazy thing to like yeah if you like popular music in the world he likes the white well you like the like boomer version of that which is jam band

you think the jam band is the it's kind of in a way the opposite of EDM we went to fish at Madison Square Garden on New Year's Eve last year and they did a full EDM set fuck yeah like it was like proper like they did a full EDM set oh that's sick because I mean my thought

was EDM is the least live form of music. And jam band is the most live. Because their whole thing was like, we want to prove like we can just do anything. So then they just played it. There was nothing recorded. That's awesome. They just played a full.

I'll get pumped if a dude wearing a mask stands in front of a house of lights and goes like, yeah. I feel like I miss that by like, because I'm probably a little older than you. Like there was an era where everyone was like, oh, that was like a normal thing to do. We're going to watch DJs.

It's not my favorite scene. What? Excuse me? But I like the Brooklyn Mirage, rest in peace. Rest in peace, I was going to say. I guess you're sort of, fine. There's 10 million people there. You're sort of walking around.

It's just a guy. Same thing over. I don't get the scene. Well, now it's harder for me. Like when I was in college, I remember going like, you know, seeing like Avici open for Dead Mouse at the Padres Stadium. My friend manages Dead Mouse. In Toronto?

That's fucking sick, dude. It's probably awesome, even though he's probably a pill. Like, okay. If I was talking about like Dead Mouse, do you know, like, could you, do you know a song? Yeah, Strobe. It's one of the greatest songs of all time. I changed my life, dude. Doing Molly on Strobe when you're listening to Strobe when you're 19, 20 years old.

Dude, I'm like, do you know how people probably with you are like, you know how you're popular on social media and then people, like, I bet you have friends from home and then the shows are sold out and people are like, what? Like they almost, where are these people from? You know what I mean? You're not on Saturday Live or whatever, right? Right. I feel like that about DJ stuff where it's like, I'll know. friends that are kind of DJs and it's just like so big and I'm like who? Yeah, who's going to this? Who are these people? Where they, how do you, how do they know you?

I've reached. Do they know your, yeah, did you have like a mailing list or? That must be email marketing these DJs are doing. That's me. I'm the fucking old guy being like, how does this happen? Who are these people? As, but the thing is like, I'm getting. I mean, these are drug users. Yes. I know that's the part I always forget. You're missing the key ingredient here. But like, like now. Like the sober people at, I don't know what it's like at like EDM, but like I always laugh. because if you ever go to like a fish concert or like Denko, the sober people all congregate

in between set breaks to avoid temptation of relapsing. So they all meet up at like a table and just like do their best to not relapse while everybody else is doing drugs. I bet they just rip Sigs like crazy. At first I heard about that. My buddy was opening for modest Yahoo and modest Yahoo.

Oh, we went on. He's a huge fucking dead guy. Yeah, yeah. Big Israel guy. Yeah, yeah. Is there a connection? No, people are messaging. I didn't realize that he'd have,

that people, something people weren't happy with him. Hanukkah show. Yeah, I follow him on Instagram, so I've known, I've known his position. I had people message me, are you Jewish?

Because I was, I posted a message. I was selling merch at one of his shows, and people were like, Lechiaming me. And I was like, dude, I don't know if I'm allowed to. That must take forever, eh?

Just so much negotiating. What's the best we can do? You know, this is just a fixed price here. Come on. Come on these little room here. What if I buy five? But with the DJ thing, I'm like, I don't know if I could go to the same level of event that I used to.

Because I used to just enjoy being in the crowd. What does that mean? You're pumped into this. I'm just older. I'll like watch it on YouTube and like listen to it at the gym. And I'll be like, that looks crazy because there will be like 20,000 people. I'm like, but I wouldn't want to be 17,000 back. Is this the like frat equivalent of I can't be in the mosh pit anymore? Yeah, yeah, 100%.

Dude, there's stuff for like festivals and especially the multi-day ones. Like, that's a young man's game. Yeah, I did 9th Street, Coachella's. Yeah, like that shit where you're camping, like, oh, like I could, I just physically cannot do that. Mentally and physically, I just hate it. You know, I was kind of thinking that, like, because, you know how we've done an article about how Jen Z's not drinking anymore and stuff like that, right? But there's, this week I saw three where it was just like, Gen Z doesn't drink anymore. Gen Z won't, they're not having sex.

Gen Z's more queer. And I was saying that all of the articles is just, it sounds like they're being bullied. The 40 articles being like, these guys don't drink, they don't fuck, they're pussy's. You know,

I have a joke about this. These guys are queer. Yeah. It's fine. Yeah. Just losers. I think, I mean,

what do you think that is? I think part of it is that like we've like OD'd on like the internet and dopamine in some way or like there's just too much information where people are like, oh, I can't go out and. Yeah. And like, you know,

they lost the lie with a, like, you know, because they were trying to peddle the whole, like, red wine is good for you for like a bit. And then now they're kind of just like, no, this is like poison. Which sucks. I like the idea that red wine is good for you. Yeah. Well, apparently it is as long as you drink like eight gallons. No, no, no.

It's like to get the actual health benefits from it. Oh, it's the other way. You have to drink like eight gallons. Done. Well, that has its own negative. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That kind of outweigh whatever, like, antioxidant. I think that my opinion would be the, straight up like people aren't doing as good. Like if you look at the generation before and then you're kind of, you go, hey, those, that generation like millennials was

partying like crazy, doing all this stuff. And it didn't work out that good. So usually it's, it doesn't work for a generation and then the next generation is not going to do it again. Well, and also like... Same as like certain degrees. You're just like, I'm not going to get that. I'm not going to get a fucking BA psych-souche for

100 grand. my aunt has that and she's poor. Yeah, well, I'd rather burn out fucking raging and making memories than watching autistic people on stream. Yeah. Like, that's what they're going to like stay home on a Saturday night and just watch people react to shit. Yeah, dude.

They'll watch a guy go by a tall boy drinking. But they won't do it themselves. Kind of. That's the generation after, though. Then the next generation's like, well, we're not going to be fucking sitting on my computer because they're all, they all like died of obesity. Right. They'll die of malnutrition.

Yeah. I could see people logging off a little bit. Do you think people are like starting to, I don't know, it's too embedded? No. There's just, you're missing out on too much. No, you're actually missing out on nothing and then, but somehow it feels like you're missing out. Yeah. But the sex thing's easy because that one's, why are people having less sex?

You're just like, well, because like a smaller percentage of the, as the gaps grow in stuff where, you know, there's the richer people are getting richer. poor people are getting those gaps are growing right that also grows where you go okay there's like 20% of the guys get more girls it's easy you can have more girls on things so there's there's that divide where there's less guys fucking more girls yeah then on top of that uh when you ever had like things aren't working in your life and then you're kind of like focused in like it's like you're that you're almost locked in yeah but i wouldn't even say it's locked in like a good thing because you'd almost say, your cortisol spike.

Yeah, the idea that Jenzy is like, no one's having sex, and then everyone's just watching this dude named clavicular hit on like 20 girls at once while smashing his face with a hammer. Yeah, you're watching other people have sex. That's not good. No, but I've done it.

But if you are, there is a rational component of it where it's like, if you go, okay, that generation all got these degrees, they like all, you know, college was about partying, all that stuff, and then you look at them depressed, bisexual, uh,

can't buy a house, all that sort of stuff. You're just like, okay, so not that. Right. And then maybe the other way is like, well,

what if I sit on my computer? There's the, watch a guy. Apparently, like, because they're saying part of the drinking thing is just people are just doing weed instead

because it's legalized now. Interesting. Yeah. It is like healthier for you in a way, but they do such different things. Yeah. I don't know a ton of people that have been smoking weed

every day for 20 years that are doing amazing. No. No. In entertainment, you can do it better, but even still. But not now, really, because now you actually have to like, yeah, before you could when you only had to be an artist and like nothing else. But now you're like, no, I have a job. Yeah.

Well, you really shouldn't do eat anything every day. No. Right? Like, but they used to be. Maybe eat oatmeal. Maybe. But even that, I mean, that's a lot of carbs, right? You know what I mean?

Maybe like a little oatmeal. Maybe like eggs, but then it's cholesterol. all. You really got to mix it up. We're all going to die. Yeah. What do you think? These are some questions we have from a Patreon. First one is, uh, what do you think's worse homeless, uh, San Francisco or Los Angeles?

Like the, like, like, where would you rather get fucking robbed? Like what's worse? Yeah. Because San Francisco does have a pretty good reputation as like the craziest homeless. Yeah. It's funny to me because San Francisco, he's from there, by the way. I'm from the, yeah, I'm from the Bay. And, uh, San Francisco always gets the reputation for the most homeless.

I think L.A. actually has more and has worse ones, but you notice it less. Well, they're like Skid Row. Do they have some San Francisco equivalent to that? The thing is, like, the homeless in San Francisco are kind of centralized, but they're right where you would go if you didn't live there. It's like right in the middle of the city. So everyone's like, what the fuck is going on? But if you live in the city and you just go outside of that, it's like kind of jail. Yeah. And the mayor's cleaning it out, all this. But L.A. pretends like it doesn't have the San Francisco problem. It's just because people are driving by them.

Yeah. You're not on, it's a way bigger city. Yeah. Like geographically. I bet it's more dangerous in L.A., dude, because those homeless people like, like, are bummed that they're not stars. Right.

There's a, yeah, those are all homeless people with scripts. They do open mics. Yeah, dude. Yeah. They all have scripts. Yeah, like that seems like a uniquely L.A. thing where you hear like open

micers and they're like, I live in my car. Yeah. Yeah. And a lot of them will continue to. There's always the story of the. people that make it out. But there's some dudes I know that remained living in that car. A hundred to one ratio.

Yeah. Yeah. That's not great. No, speaking of acting, that's another question. What's Vince Vaughn like? Vince Vaughn is great. Because Vince Vaughn to me was one of the last of the OG generation, badass comedian guys. Yeah. So, I'm

on a show with Vince Vaughn and I, you know, I'm on set with him some days, yeah, some days, no, but like, if he was sitting here, he'd be doing what you would think Vince Vaugh. Like, he is, like, is Vince Vaugh. He's riffing at all times. Like, we were, we were on set one day, and there were seals, like, and they were being really loud. And I just watched him run, like, a 45-minute-long bit with one of the women on the production staff, like, convincing her that she would bludgeon

the seal to death. And she just kept being like, no, I wouldn't. And he'd just be like, yes, you would. And, like, just for 45 minutes in the funniest most Vince Vaughn way, just cooking. And I was just like, just watching him laughing, like, not even part of the conversation. That was another thing too when you book that role. It was one of those things where that's another old one where you're like, how did you get that? I mean, you're the only comedian I know who was on a TV show. And he did it out of the blue too. I know, but it's like, I was talking to somebody recently about like, you know, if you moved to New York 20 years ago to do comedy, you're like, yeah, I know like 50 people who are writers, TV shows. Yeah. And you're like,

none of that existed. I just got out of a general meeting with a production company and she's just like, yeah, people aren't making a lot. They're just not making many things. She was like, come up with the cheapest possible idea with like a repeatable format was like, you know. That's basically they're like, can you make

you know those Instagram shows where we interview five people about their icks? Yeah. That, you know, give us that. We're done with sitcoms. We're doing itcoms. Yeah. And they're ick-based comedies. I kind of love it. This is a great idea. We should go back to the meeting.

There was, I think this was like Mark McGrath, Sugar Ray. He, I saw him say this. Sugar Gay. Oh, that legendary video. That was one of the most legendary videos in the whole time. Well, the best part about that video was he was so coked up at the time. Oh, yeah. Where he was just not like in the mental, like, frame to handle some of that.

I don't know if I've seen it. Such a heckle. Oh, you've never seen? I don't think I've seen. Oh, you know what I'm talking about? No, I thought you were just punning. No. There's a legendary video where he's just like walked somewhere in LA and some kid is just like

Sugar Gay and Mark McGrath fucking walks up and gets right in his face. Who said Sugar Gay? Yeah, he's like so coaked up like freaking out. Imagine being coked up and hearing that for the 1,000th time. You'd be like, hey enough. I've had it up. It wasn't the first time you heard this. Sugar Gay is tough, dude.

That's just tough, especially when you chose the name. Yeah. Well, Sugar Gay was in an interview. And he was saying that he was just like, his opinion was that why people reminisce about 90s so much right now is it was the last era where everyone was paying attention to the same things, which is not the hottest take that no one said. But I was trying to think, and I kind of maybe, because even like the Olympics, it felt like, you know, some people were odd. Like I feel like there isn't, maybe Trump's the last thing where everyone kind of like. Like if there's a new thing with. Trump, everyone knows it. Yeah. And it makes everyone feel so good and calm. I think your life has to

be at risk in order for everybody to like pay attention. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's definitely no big thing. People are not checked into the war. Right. We used to always check into war. Right. War with Iran is like like a kind of a geopolitical Super Bowl and like I've been accidentally teaching people about it. So you people that you know in real life are just like what? What's going on with that? I mean, I told you I had the, musician honest A of my podcast yesterday and he's like are we at war right now and I was like yeah

Day 11. I was like I mean even if you're not reading the news like it's on TikTok he's like I don't really know what to believe anymore and I was like unfortunately it's a reasonable take they bombed to school yeah they did bomb a school yeah people heard like yeah kind of like we used to

we used to have to make excuses when we did horrible things like that well Obama drone to drone strike the wedding and it's just kind of that's kind of that big of a deal at the time. Well, when Obama does it, it's kind of like, cool fashion. It's like more of like an unc drone strike. I did a video where it was like, you know, men used to go to war and it was like,

good news, you can go to war. And it was like, no, I'm probably good on that, like the kind of thing. But then I was kind of thinking, I used to also was trying to do this joke about how people would be like, men would go to war and now they do this and this and this. And you're like, yeah, but when you used to come back from war, you'd have like a pussy tsunami coming at you because that was a big part of going to war. And then I was like, actually, it was like men used to go to war. It's like, we've been at war for 20 years. Men are on war.

The real answer is they're like men used to go to war against their will. They still do, but they used to do too. Yeah. But they used to go to war against their will more. Now you sign up and it's just like a job and it's like a hazard of the job like you're a firefighter. Before it was just like Ted Williams where you're like pack your bag, you're going. Right.

And they have like one girl at home. They're writing her letters and shit. Yeah. Now guys are just like, I kind of want to just like see the gulf and like get diabetes. Yeah. You know it's funny. I always, I would say that I'm bad at acting. Which, no, you're good at accents, though.

I'm good at accents. If I find the right thing, I always felt like I would be like I'm one of those guys that. No, you need the Vince Vaughn thing where you're just like, you just play you. That's what I think. Yeah. You need the right thing. Which is, by the way, 90% of community. Yeah.

So in like most of the sketches. My character's a fucking idiot. He's really dumb. But he's like a Nepo baby detective and I'm like, I know this guy. I'm kind of, kind of there. But then, so recently my friend's doing a thing and I had to like read for it and do all this stuff. And I kind of took it seriously. And then I was like, oh, I wasn't like terrible at acting.

I just never learned lines. So once I was like, this is. I don't know how to do this. The minute I learned the lines, I literally had a realization for the last 10 years, I was like, I don't think I've ever actually properly learned a line. And Brando,

that is crazy that it took you that long. So the entire, I don't ever knew any lines. The entire time I was acting, like when we do sketches, we kind of just, like, go through it a couple of days. So every time I've ever been acting,

I'm thinking about what to say next. Right. So I've never actually ever acted. Because I'm only thinking about... It's crazy it took you that. long. Even for self-tapes, I'll have it, like, memorized. Not at all. The entire self-tape I've ever done. I'm just thinking about what the line is. So you're just trying to, like, stoically get the words out correctly. Yeah, that to me is acting. I said it right.

That to you is acting. Which was like my first six months of comedy, basically. It was just trying to remember the words. And this was the first time. I got, I was like, I'm taking serious. So I went through, I was talking to a friend of mine and I was like, how, how much do you, like, go through it? And they were like, I don't know, two or three hundred times. I was like, What? So I was like, I went through it a bunch. I actually learned it and I was like,

by the time I knew it all, I was like, oh, this is easy now. You're like, wait, what is my character thinking? Holy shit, I'm doing it. Where's my arms go? Yeah, really freeze you up. Well, there is like, I don't know,

there's like levels to it where it's like, I don't know shit. Like, literally the day before I was on set, I was literally Googling like how to act. Yeah, I'm on set with Vince Vaugh tomorrow. Dude, and then they're like, acting for dummies. Yeah.

Seriously. I was in a scene with him. We're like improvising and I'm like, holy shit. But then you kind of figure that. Yeah, but you know what to do stand-up, which prepares you a lot for, I'm sure it would be way different

if you have a dramatic acting role. I have no idea how to do that. That's a totally different discipline. And like the group that does these, Bill Lawrence, who creates the show, he likes to work with comedians because he does allow for a lot of improv

in the funny moments. So like, if you can learn how to like get a little laugh out of the fucking key grip, like, you're cooking. And I'm like, oh, that I know how to do. It's easier when you don't even have

lines. And you just know what you're supposed to be talking about. Yeah, as long as you're kind of just like almost curb style where you're like, yeah, I just need to know how to get from point A to point B. Yeah. On the moral is I have less respect for them because as soon as I learn the lines, I was like that's all it is? Yeah. Knowing the words better?

I always thought like there was something with acting and then the lines is sort of secondary. I was like, no, the whole thing is do you know these words? Yeah, those are just the best memorizers in the world. Like best actor at the academy. Or they spend the most time on it. Yeah. Although Brando used to like, for Godfather, He used to literally, they would tape his lines to like James Kahn's chest.

Nice. Yeah, because Brando just like couldn't learn lines. We've done that for a few sketches where we read him off the iPad. Off the iPad. He would literally, but this is like pre-Ipad. It would just be his lines would just be written on and it would just be like a over the shoulder shot. Now we're talking. Saturday Live style.

Saturday Live just reading off for the godfather. That is fucking. But the thing with that is like the emotional shit is where I'm like, like I had to do one emotional scene. And I was like Oh fuck that was kind of like They're like good job I'm like I don't ever want to do that again I didn't like that dude

That made me sad Oh dude this is me Okay Tell me say you both your parents just died Okay Yeah dude I'm I don't know how to say this But both my parents just died

That's cool Ryan famously for literally last 15 years It's tried to convince me That he could cry on Q This is what it's how it starts He's squeezing it out It takes early It's watering a bit.

Looks like an Asian taking a nap. It's coming. It's kind of coming together. I see something. Oh, God. Oh, wow. Yeah. Can't believe they're gone.

Feel that. I'm okay. I see it. He's moist. Yeah, there's a little extra twink. The face it makes, it looks like his eyes are shitting out tears. No, whatever. I'm going to make sure.

I'm going to get it. Talk amongst yourselves Now we're all just trying it Look at that moisture Danny Yeah, good The face you make when you're doing it It's like a character of a sad face They'd be like can you do it without that face

I'm like no Can you just cut till when they're wet By the last The guerrillas did S&L S&L sorry I'm crying right now Yeah yeah just love that band

look at this I did it it it's the first I've ever actually seen you constantly do it well he's bummed about my parents yeah I

I I uh Damon is Damon uh Albert Albar

he looks like Mr Bean now I was honestly dude it was kind of a bummer to like I was like I was a real like that's how old we're getting

yeah as I saw the singer from Gorillah fucking Rowan Atkinson with a beanie on bands getting old is the toughest They're just supposed to still be cool You know the worst is when you go see the bands

And then everybody there is old And you're just like fuck Dude I saw the Rolling Stones though That's the worst part Yeah I saw the Rolling Stones That I was actually kind of sick Yeah it sounds I saw the Rolling Stones when the stage collapsed

Stuff in Toronto remember that Oh that oh the SARS stock Starstock Yeah watching Mick Jagger at his age do shit that I'm not confident I could do at my age. Pretty fucking lit. Yeah, he's like 80, right? Yeah, he's like 80. He, I don't think those any substances

anymore. I think he just like runs marathons. Keith Richards is still just Keith is the fucking lots of substances and he's so awesome. Keep in the course. Yeah. You just have it or you don't, you know? Some people... Have it or you don't. That's a fallacy. You realize.

Nice. That's perfect. I don't know. I was trying to admit. Mr. Bean, I couldn't pull it out. Bean. No, you just say Bean. Bean. Bean. I had a theory that I was thinking, because, you know, Daniel Radcliffe is, all of his stuff is just like,

what do women want to hear? It's like, oh, us men are toxic, whatever it is, right? So he's been saying that for six months, every press tour is just like, yes, you are right, ladies. And I was saying there's a certain brand of actor where basically their public persona is guy that was a younger brother that was allowed to come the women's sleepover. Yeah.

It's such a perfect way to explain what they're doing. It's like, yeah, it's his sister's sleepover, all the girls are there, and they let him hang around. Yeah, he's like, men ain't shit. Men ain't shit. I know what Jeremy's doing? Fuck him. Fuck him.

You deserve better. Getting makeup put on him. Yeah. Like, when are we doing makeup? What are we doing makeup? Yeah, yeah. Well, he would. If they said men should do makeup, he goes, fucking right.

I was thinking that. Yeah. You ever fuck around and end up at a girl's night, though? dude if you start shitting on dudes it's awesome like you've never killed

like that on stage you're just fucking just playing right into their hands dude and you're just like oh god that guy's a fucking piece of shit why don't you meet someone who treats you better

you're saying it's easy pickings yeah meanwhile you're like in a group chat that's just like sending nude women to you like from the boys you're like ah group chats called revenge porn yeah it's a discord group

you don't even know anyone I can yeah I can think of one now where I was at a restaurant where the ladies came to New ladies came friends from Toronto ladies came to New York and I was me and the five girls it's kind of awesome it's kind of fun I mean a boys night obviously it is easy pickens yeah but like you just embrace you know you got to play to the crowd yeah that's Radcliffe publicly yeah is like that is he what is he single that's interesting because the guys that use it to get pussy are like he has fucking Harry Potter.

He's having a problem getting snizz? Probably not. Probably getting that golden snatch. Yeah. He might... He's not. He's not. Oh, Daniel Radcliffe talks about meeting his girlfriend.

So he's already on podcast talking about, you know, when I met her and she was the best thing that I was... I'm sorry, Daniel, long-term relationship? Put a ring on it. Misogynous. Yeah, misogynist, dude. What a piece of it. She's shit. She's...

She's hot? Eh. I don't know. What do you think? It's fine. Aaron Darkay. I don't know what's going on with either of them. He's wearing a tuxedo.

Look, I'm not a tall guy. So, you know, shout out to a short king, but I don't like their height disparity. But you said that's too much. She might be in heels. She's in heels. That's a good point. That's a good point. I mean, listen, if Danny DeVito can have a six-foot-five supermodel,

Radcliffe can have a... Who's Danny DeVito with? He's with Ria Perlman. He was with all the supermodels, man. He was running through him. He deserves it. He was the pussy hound. Did you not know this?

He can eat it from standing. I thought he's been married to Ria Perlman since the 80s. He was probably 48 in the 80s. He was 4'8 and 48. His golden year. No, DeVito was... Is he a smasher? I don't know.

That is... Buddy, Johnny, you know that, right? I didn't know, but it does not surprise me. DeVito is notoriously. He had like David Spade sort of reputation. Oh, really? Always a new supermodel. Couldn't keep him, though. Yeah.

Or he probably most likely. DeVito's on to the next, man. Walks through their legs out of the door. I mean, he is. He's sick. Yeah. Oh, this is like twins, Danny DeVito. He's the big superstar. You tell me you wouldn't fuck the penguin?

Penguin might have heard it a bit. Yeah, I wonder about like if Poonhounds take a role like that and they're like, ooh, that was a mistake. That was such a huge movie. Yeah, I mean, yeah, you're making it. I think girls would fuck the penguin. The pocketbook makes up for the discrepancy.

But I do honestly think that yes, he was probably getting more snizzed pre-pengland. Yeah. And by, he was hanging out with Arnold, right? So it was like, you know, guys like, you know, Arnold DeVito, like guys like that. Yeah. by fucking association you're sort of and he probably cleaned up i mean if you're like a girl at a bar

and you see him both you're gonna approach and you're gonna take a swing at arnold but you might not be viving and then you're like holy shit de veto's the checkdown yeah that's oh davido could be out there being like he's an asshole like you know what i mean oh 100% he's arnold's a fucking misogynist all he cares about is his muscles i'm all heart and vibes yeah he wanted me to work out for him the funny one yeah I was too busy writing poetry, but whatever works. Yeah, whatever works. God, I'm just talking, just spitting game.

That's one thing you're saying. Yeah, it's fun. I will say, I was kind of thinking that the other day, too, that a lot of times when people talk about how the, you know, how much more money people get, or like how people, like the wealthiest people get the most pussy, right? Right. Where, on contrary, I'm like, every rich dude I know gets one pussy.

Right, right. Like almost every rich dude I know has one. one pussy. Yeah. And every... If they're trying to get a second and they're way less rich now. Yeah.

They have to cut in half. And then I know a million poor guys that are like fucking... Oh, I think it's never been easy for people, despite what you hear on the internet, the people without means to fuck. I know... Right.

But you have to put it in the bar. I know people in New York who have no fucking anything and they're just crushing all the time. Oh, they're just going on the... Numbers game. Yeah. Yeah.

I know. And it helps if you're on big city. I agree those. It does help if you're in... Spitting game is a fucking interesting one. because it is the, it's one of the most things that you become an expert at and then it becomes useless.

Like there's no other skill like that. Maybe, maybe you could think like something like skiing. Like you become an expert skier and then you become an adult and then you never ski again. Yeah. Or certain sports that you don't play as an adult, you know? Maybe like UFC guys,

like you turn 30 and you never do it again or something like that. However, probably the most skill that you're just like, I spent so much time becoming an expert at and it's never be... It's so fun when you're just in the pocket, dude. Sometimes you have it, sometimes you don't. Even guys who are good will have off nights. Of course, part of the game. Once in a while, you just have the silver tongue,

dude. And you just can't fucking miss, dude. Everything that comes out, and you're just like, I'm the greatest. It's better than killing at any comedy club ever. Actually, doing comedy is almost like an approximation of what it's like for those who can't... Or job interviews. Yeah.

Or job interviews. You just have to do a ton of job to get the buzz yeah once you're once you're in a healthy happy relationship you gotta fire up the fucking LinkedIn

and just start doing change your resume and not reflect the fact that you're currently working you're just for game you get the job and then you go actually I can't

you know I'm out but see and that's a comedy film that would have been made in the 80s the interview well we already well whatever

yeah monsters job hunt job hunt yeah yeah that's Perfect. Monsters.com. That's funny.

Yeah, that would be Wedding Crashers where you found out, yeah, it's all who can get the most jobs it goes on forever. Girl from wedding crashes I was like big fan of her, man.

And then Sasha Baron Cohen's wife and then Sasha Baron Cohen and her got divorced and then she added me on Instagram. Not saying there's anything. Oh. All I'm saying. All I'm saying was there's, she was like,

she has a type, which is guys who mess with people on the street. Dude, you gotta go hit her with a free Palestine. In the DMs. Fellas, this Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, I'm in Philadelphia, then we got Madison, Vancouver, Portland, Minneapolis, Chicago, Detroit,

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East Providence, Rhode Island, get tickets at dandycom. She's really salty about him. That'll, that might be your way in. That's, it took me a second to get there. I'm glad you did explain that.

I thought you were just saying she's an activist, but you thought so too, but that's a great point. Yeah, you should do that. Just hit her with him, more like the 80s smell, right? Anyways, Ryan's the name.

Would you like to be, my wife? I'm just kidding. You want to go? Fuck. Perfect example. We were saying that a while ago that that was a perfect example

of the last thing that everyone knew about. Yes. Yeah, borough. And you think about the legs on that. Yeah. How long that lasted. Something like that would you get

two weeks out of it right now. Yeah. I think that it would be like the equivalent of some TikTok thing and it would be like six, seven. Yeah. A couple months maybe. Gone as quick as it came.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like the Oscars are coming up. I don't. No thank you. Yeah. But like I don't even really know what's,

I know one battle. after another, which was good. It's fine. But I don't know anything else that's in it. There is certain things that groups watch. Like there's certain reality shows where every woman's seen this. Yes. But not every person.

Traders these days I hear a lot about. Don't even know what that is. Exactly. Different side of the tracks. Love is blind. Sometimes just like, I don't have that streaming service. Sometimes there'll just be a thing. It's going to... I didn't think that I had them all until I did my taxes. And as it turns out, I have a

Everyone. So it turns out, and believe me, there was a talking to. I was doing this. I go, excuse me. Why do we have Britbox? I also didn't think that. What the fuck is Britbox? I thought it had Netflix and Amazon Prime.

Yeah, Ryan's probably like, oh, actually, that was me. Every Mr. Bean episode is on there. All six of them. It's kind of fired, dude. British TV slaps. Yeah, I've been watching

slow horses. What's that? It's awesome. It's like an MI5 show with Gary Oldman. Oh, that sounds cool. That sounds cool.

It's fucking great. I love it. It's great. Life hack, since I was doing my taxes. Every, so I think I told this to Johnny, but I didn't,

and maybe everyone's going to say this is obvious, but we have like a ton of subscriptions for the boys cast, like, and I have a ton of subscriptions for this and that. you know, I have a mailing list subscription.

I probably have, like, in my taxes, it's probably 30, right? And I was just like, enough's enough. And I'm going to figure out different, I'm not like, this isn't happening anymore, right? I had it up to here. So I just signed up for this one service to get rid of the audio.

They canceled the subscriptions. Yeah. Every single one offered me, like New York Times, for example. It's like $2.50 a month, right? We use it here. I go, cancel in New York Times.

They go, how about $20 for the next year? I go, okay, I'll do that. Yeah. So everyone should always just go trying to cancel. Someone told me, I don't remember if it was Johnny or not, but he was like, if you can make it to the second cancel page, no, I really, then they give you the real deals. So, but you're gambling on whether the first page has a second.

It's a big gamble. That's a big gamble. I mean, you can always sign back on. You don't know if there's a second offer coming at you. But, well, you might not get that deal, but I didn't realize. So I probably had, and let's say it was $1,800 with the subscriptions, I got that down to $250.

I can't believe you had a New York Times subscription. That's like so expensive. Will we do it on the podcast? $20 for a year. $20 for a year. Dude, I looked it up recently. Like the top New York Times subscriptions, like $400 a year. Well, I have a podcast where I go through articles.

No, I understand that, but it's... $400 is crazy. I mean, you send me the articles, and I just go to remove paywall. New York Times is hard to come across the removed paywall. I'm on like a family plan because like my mom has it. But I'm more so saying that's just crazy. I'm like, 400 for that. I think it's 250 or something.

But I'll be like, that's crazy. I agree it's crazy. I'll be like, yeah, I don't know. Like 40 bucks a year. Yeah, but if you ask some bitch on the Upper West Side, you know what the price is? Priceless. 400, Michael Barbaro better suck my dick. You know what?

You can't put a price on having the right opinion. The smuggness. You can't put a price on being. on the right side of history. It's so funny following politics. Everyone, like, from both sides is mad at the New York Times, and then there's a slice of people that think it's the only thing.

So I think that's probably just demographically young people. Because I think young people are like, yeah, the New York Times is not enough of what we want. CBS News is kind of now in that spot, too, where everybody just kind of hates it from both sides. Right. But... You don't think Barry's

killing it? Uh-huh. I think he's doing fine, but it's just like all the liberals are like this isn't liberal enough. And then all the people on the ride, there's like, too Jewie. Well, the thesis is that, yeah, but then you actually... Yeah, yeah.

Have you seen Tucker Carlson's... Have you seen Tucker Carlson's recent merch? Yeah, everything's gay? I saw this video. Let me... It's just like all these things... The man knows how to make money. Yeah.

It's like, what was it? Like, neocons are gay and stuff. Yes. Yeah, it's pretty unbelievable. Neocons are gay. Yeah, like hats. I'm going to read, yeah, I'm going to read these off. I'm not saying they're gay. I mean, I spend...

I'm not saying they're gay. I'm just saying that every time I see them. And neocons are gay. I can send you this video. Yeah, Neocons are gay as a mug. I heart nicotine. Well, that's, you know, that's fine. Neocons are gay is just a crazy...

What is this? It's NYC with a hammer and sickle. Oh, NYC, but it's communist. Good luck with the communist. You know what? One thing is interesting, though. I think Tucker... A-PAC, an offer you can't refuse.

See, that I feel like you would buy. Yeah, yeah. Neo-Connor Gay for Israel. That'd be fun merch to design. Yeah. No, but I was thinking some of that stuff's a little more designed towards his old audience, you know? Like the 70-year-old Fox News Dad. I don't know if the 30-year-old anti-Israel guy

loves the like boomer me merch but I could be very wrong on that. I think neocons are gay for Israel would hit but yeah. You think that one's a winner? I think that might be. I mean I hope to see one of these like IRL to be honest. Yeah. That'd be amazing. I bought a crazy hat that one when we had the party day when you came to our pool and then

we went to Treasure Club and we were drinking espresso martinis. We just got fucked up in the neighborhood. That's where we went to the club. I was feeling very old at the club. Oh yeah. I forgot about that. It was the first time I'd probably been in like a club club for, I don't know, eight years. And I was just like, man, I'm a fucking, fucking geezer, not in the British sense.

We were deep in, dude. We were deep in at that point. But I did, I saw a hat in the window and I went and bought it and it just says gay and useless. And it's a pretty fun hat, but I've really just not found a lot of moments where I can rock that. Yeah, novelty closer. That one thing that you'll see about the Brooklyn, like, party scene, though, that deep Brooklyn, I'm saying I was feeling a little, like not,

but not because everyone was so young. Like it was not uncommon to see 47-year-old guy cooking around. There's lifers. There's a lot of people who are aged fucking in there. Like they're just like they're not. Flash out of their second divorce. Yeah. Back on the scene.

No, I'm, I'm saying. Rent controlled. Rent control. Yeah, I'm thinking more like bartender for life. Yeah. You know.

Yeah. B4L. But bar back for life. I know. I've met some of these. these people because of yeah graphic designer some of them and it's just like

like what do you see happening in the future it's like well I got rent control what you mean yeah I keep working at the bar what do you mean like tomorrow maybe we got brunch yeah yeah like no the future future like Thursday you mean yeah and then they'll have like a you know like a tooth problem and like they don't have insurance or anything they're like can you

can I have money yeah yeah the pussy keeps you young yeah a little bottle service here and there just poured on the tooth. Yeah, the, like, 48-year-old guy with, like, super wacky hair just kind of, like, at the bar. You know, what do you need? Are you looking for something?

You know, there is. It's, uh, they, you remember in, like, the Portlandia where Fred Armisen was, like, the dream of the 90s, what was it, the dream of the 80s? Was it the dream of the 80s is alive in Portland? Like, yeah, you can keep the dream alive in Brooklyn, for sure, forever. Yeah.

Like, you, basically, your motto is just don't let the party stop. Right. Yeah. And a lot of them don't. The clubs stay open. There's like all night parties. People will go to like nine the next day. Yeah.

And you're just like, what's the goal? And you're like, well, the goal is to not let the party die down. Yeah, I just keep the ball in the air. Yeah. The goal is to not have enough just like personal alone time to have any introspection on your life and to see what a disaster it is. Yeah. Well, that's a good point.

You can do that alone. You can do that alone now. You just pull out your phone. You can just be alone and never be alone or think. That is a good point. You know what I mean? The phone allows you never grow. Thinking is a rare commodity now.

I'm done with it. Yeah. ChatGBT, BT does all my thinking. Yeah. I only read article. I spent the last two days I was pretty deep, which I didn't even kind of realize the hypocrisy or whatever until right now. I was just reading articles about how ADHD is actually better to have.

It's like I got on the wormhole of it. Rizzo's fidget spinner. just reading articles. I have that's fucking shit. I have been sort of making that argument

where because I said that they over-medicate everyone. It's bullshit. Yeah. It's like, it's just a different type of brain.

Yeah. And it can be harnessed for good. Well, you just have to figure out a way to tame that. Yeah. First of all,

it's actually not that complicated either. It's find out things you're interested in, one. And two, one thing that 88, ADD brains or like whatever, that sort of thing are better at is making like novel connections

between the ideas. So a lot of like my, the comedians I find the funniest have that kind of personality. And you go, well, why? It's like, well, because the brain fires off, you know, whatever. So you go, like any other personality type, there's good parts and bad part, whatever, right? Yeah. And I've been saying, yeah, so you should not be giving kids medication. And I'm like, when I was young, they tried to give it to me.

And I've been on a pursuit ever since that that was ridiculous of them. and so anyways turns out I'm right yeah I mean I think you are I'm sure every case is different like I'm sure some kids like literally can't do it nope no nuance to it but like yeah the idea that

something's wrong I wanted to bring you here to give you another booster I but yeah the idea that like there's something wrong with a kid who might just naturally need to find their thing I mean a lot of the greatest inventors, business people, artists, whatever, have been fucking different. Or autistic, a lot of the best, this has been autistic, you know? There's a level of autistic that it's like, well, you're not smart, but you have that

that's probably not going to lead somewhere. Sure. But I think most other things that they have pluses and minuses. Like even someone, you're like, someone that's like kind of depressed or whatever, you're like, well, that person might also be very like introspective and this and that and might be the very self-aware person. There's always like a yin and yang to a quality of a personality. Yeah.

But then, you know, sometimes there are people that are, have something and will go off their meds. And like their brain will be like, never put me back on my meds. But then maybe they should have been on their meds. Like Kanye, basically. I don't think this is extreme, though. I'm talking about stuff that like all the normal ones that they're putting kids on, those aren't extreme. team. If you're like, you're like saying someone's fucking schizo. Yeah, right. I don't think there's positive side of schizo. Depends on which personality. One of those guys is a fucking star.

It's going to stop getting dragged down. Yeah. If your original personality sucks, then guy number two. I remember like living in San Francisco and walking to open mics and there were a couple times where I'd be like behind a homeless person who was clearly a schizophrenic and just being like, obviously if you're talking to yourself, you're probably going to have a rough go in our society, but I swear to God, both people in this conversation are smarter than me. It's a very interesting chat going on right now. But yeah, no, I agree. I mean, I plan to have kids at some point, and if one of them has like ADD, I'm not going to be shoving fucking meth in its mouth.

That's exactly what it is. I will be getting the prescription and using it with a particular thing. a little bit of this I don't want to do these emails yes I do so you're having a kid you're down I'm going to

made the decision yeah yeah what's the rationale I just if you feel called to do it you just kind of do and like for me

I feel like what is the ROI is what I'm the return on investment how do we learn and apply this to B2B sales yeah yeah exactly I feel like

there's almost like you just reach a point where kind of like the guy who like the party never ends for me I'm like it just feels like at a certain point like having an extra being and reaching a new height of the capability of loving something seems worth it even though it'll be a pain in the ass I heard a thing that uh I think it might have been like Peter Thiel but I don't know if he quoted it but like saying that um if you don't have kids life starts to feel a lot like groundhog day yeah I think so I mean like I've you know in the process of living a dream, living in a city that's awesome.

I have a lot of fun and it's great. But I'm like, I don't think I want to be doing exactly this in 10 years. Yeah, yeah. You know, although if there was no biological, there's no biological clock, I'd probably do another like eight or nine. Yeah. But it is a future investment. We decided that now is the time.

It is a future investment, though. Like, I, you know. No, it's funny to think of it like that where you're like, well, no, I don't want it now, but like, yes, someone will deal with it. And then in eight years, I have an eight year old. Yeah, exactly. Like, yeah, I want to coach. Little League, dude.

You think I don't want to rip beers with my kids when I'm 60? One to eight, one to eights for the broads, nine to four teens for the bros. Yeah, 100%. And then after that, just let the world handle them. They're going to hate you anyway. I think 30 to 40s for the bros again. Yeah, 100%. 100%.

The old Cosby joke. Do you party? Oh, what is that? Oh, what are you going to say? I was going to ask if you party with your parents. Yeah, my mom. Not my dad. No.

Like a couple beers at dinner, but he don't get down like that. Uh-huh. Mom's Irish family, they fucking get lit. What is it? All, like, English and Irish, which is, like, all my heritage. Like, we just get fucked up. Buddy, they got people on that family. You want to, you could talk to that guy for 10 minutes.

You want to stand one word he said. Oh, fuck, they're damn Danny. Born to Canada. Boomhauer. Actually, Irish boomhauer. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah. No, they fucking, my mom gets to.

Yeah, so party with my mom. For sure. What about you? I party with his mom, too. Yeah. You have, though. I have, actually. My parents are from Russia, so my dad likes to drink.

Although I've, like, seen him drunk once. Huh. Even though, like, I've seen him put back, like, an insane amount of alcohol. He just knows how it. And you're, like, you can't even tell. My mom's, like, not a crazy drinker. She'll, like, but she drinks, for sure. Yeah.

But not, like. Not, like, Russian dad drinking. Because you were saying this. Yeah. Him and his friends, we would go to, like, a cottage, and him and his friends would literally polish off, like, a fucking handle of vodka and, like, a night. And you can't even, like, tell. That's crazy. That's so cool.

He came in, like, three of his friends would just drink, like, that much vodka. Yeah, there's a different level of man stuff in that community. Like, a couple times, I remember one time I was at a show in San Francisco and some drunk Russian guy stumbled in, didn't know him, don't know why I was there, still don't. And he just came up to me and just spent 20 minutes telling me why, like, I'm a pussy. our entire generation of dudes he's just like, you're not men, you don't know what it takes to mean men, you've never done war, you know,

and I'm 22, and I'm just like, yeah, I actually think that's kind of sick. Like, I don't really want to go to war, so like, I'm more a pacifist. Yeah, I'm like, actually that kind of makes us more like fun, you know what I mean? And he's like, you are disgrace. And he picks up the to-go Uber Eats driver

that he was bringing to someone. Yeah. He's just popping and waiting for his delivery. Checks out. That Bill Cosby joke wasn't that good. Great follow-through, though. Dedication to the craft. Deliver.

And lulled. Like, just a little bit of the Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby. I didn't really need to do it. I know some people are listening right now. I love to hear what to. People don't like it when you're about to say something. Then you didn't.

Yeah. Yeah. No, it's good. You've done well. You've done well. So? Nah, you're good. It's over.

I guess there's just to Google Bill Cosby jokes. He says when you're young, the kid hates you, and when you're all... And then by 80, he started thinking and the dumbest guy.

By 13, I realized my dad was the dumbest man. I don't know how he kept the job. By 20, started to get a little smarter, and then by 30, he was really smart again, and I don't know...

That's good, though. I mean, hey, look. Classic Cosby here. The comedy stands up. You know, it's still good. Still good out. He said he never bombed. Is that what he said?

Body, every, I was even every comedy podcast. Well, of course he couldn't put the crowd to sleep. He'd come immediately. That's funny. No, I saw one that was like, like, I think it was like Gary Goldman, clips of him talking shit on Seinfeld. And you're just like, this is turned into rap.

Right now, it is very, there's two, it seems like there's in the comedy genre, there's one podcast that's people talking shit about other comedians. And then the other version is two guys, like a LA podcast where it just seems like the guys are flirting. Is that like not kind of a good description? Oh, that is.

If you think of like Bobby Antoff or people like that, like that, it's like, it's basically like people, two people interviewing, but they're like basically like flirting like high school kids. Yeah, the whole Bobby Althoff thing was sexual tension between her. Yeah, but that's so many. It's crazy. How many podcasts from Los Angeles are like that? It's like essentially two people flirting.

Yeah, I guess it's either flirting or like fucking starting feud war drama. Yeah. Those are like the two things that exist on the internet. Yeah. You're either out war or you're like, coy. It's so like stupid and also I completely eat it all up. Yeah. Whenever I see something, I'm like, who wants the drama?

Those guys are fighting. Yeah. For comedy needs is drive-by shootings. Seinfelds in a beef? I'm listening. Yeah, of course. This episode is brought to you by Patreon.com slash the boys' cast, your one-stop shop for a premium extra episode every week. If you're not, hey, if you're not early, you're late.

Yeah, you are. Patreon.com slash the boys' cast. Appreciate you. They, um, the, uh, right now, too, there was, I think it was a Tarantino thing. So this happened like maybe two days ago, but basically, uh, the actress who was in, fuck, well. Oh, I saw. In Pulp Fiction. Pulp Fiction.

Yeah. Actress that was in Pulp Fiction started Arquette, Rosetta Arquette. She's like on a press tour now. And because the point I'm making broader is that like you can only, you have to, when you're press tour, you need to like have a beef with someone, kind of a feels like to get any like articles written about you,

which is. I got to start one. They've all figured that out. Or you don't have to play that game. There's a better game to play. But yeah, they've publicists have figured out that how you do a press tour is you pick a beef.

So she's going on a same thing. essentially saying that Pulp Fiction was racist. She wasn't about it. All the N-words made her feel uncomfortable. And then Tarantino actually had a pretty good response recently. He saw that, right? It was a bar. Oh, I'll find it.

Yeah, look it up. I'll find it. It was something like a decided lack of class and no less honor or something like that. I was like, oh, yeah. It would have only been better. I mean, you wrote that from like a bomb shelter in Tel Aviv. I was going to say the only way to prove his point would have been ending it with an N-word. I do love when people, you know, they're in a beef like that and they use elevated language.

Sure. I think that cuts. It's a little bit better. But I was happy that that's not free. It was like, no, no, no, you don't just, you know what I mean? Oh, the movie that you were begging to be in 20 years ago couldn't have been happy as a clam to be in it. Smiling and thanking me every step of the way, 20 years later, you've decided I'm bad. And you could have picked a career.

You could have picked this spot 10 years ago. It would have been, like for you to wait through everything that just happened in the last 10 years, be like, now I'm going to take issue with the N-word. Yeah. It's kind of crazy. And was it egregious in Pulp Fiction? I don't, I've never heard that criticism before. I hope the publicity you're getting for your 132 different media outlets,

writing your name and printing your picture was worth disrespecting me. And a film I remember quite clearly, you were thrilled to be a part of. Do you feel this way now? Very possibly. But after I gave you a job and you took the money to trash. it for what I suspect is very cynical reasons. Shows a decided lack of class, no less honor.

There is supposed to be in a spirit to corpse between artistic colleagues, but it would appear the objective was accomplished. Wow. Yeah. So that... That's a bar. Yeah, and he's right. Yeah, of course. I don't even remember that being...

I've seen way too many of those. A lot of racism like the N-Warden... I'm sure, Territ. Tarantino, when he's in it, says a couple. Oh, okay. Territino lets a couple fly. It is kind of funny to write yourself into the film to say it when you're writer and actor. Oh, for Tarantino, I mean, obviously everyone says the feat thing, but like, yeah, Tarantino constantly gave himself N-words to say.

Yeah. No one code switches like that guy, by the way. I mean, it's the definition of code switching is that one video. He sees himself, I think he sees himself as like kind of a newsom thing where he's like, no. If the black community hears me do my black guy. they love it. Yeah, they fucking... It's like Bill Clinton playing sacks.

I think that he like, he goes and does like a quick, Quinn Darantino goes and does a black podcast and he leaves, gets in the car with his publicist, he goes, ain't that fucking slop up? Fucking ass for seconds. Yeah, they did. Dude, I'm just randomly thinking about this. It'd be so funny if a politician these days was like,

I know how I'm going to get the black community on my side, wind instruments. I'm busting out the same. saxophone. People would be like, what? That was it one time. That was a one time. That was a different time.

Newson tries to pull up the clarinet. Brother, my brother, my brother. My brother, my brother. My brother. And then, yeah, I saw,

but it kind of leads into this, but I saw Tignitaro. I didn't think hers was that crazy, but she basically had a podcast with Cheryl, which is like pretty funny. We had the same night on the internet yesterday. Oh, these are all the big stories. Yeah, I literally, I keep going, though.

I watched this clip. Well, yeah, take guitar on Charlotte, a big thing. But I don't really, I don't, I was more that I wanted to lead into this R of K article that I think's hilarious, but do you have any comments on the, well, she basically, I don't know what happens. She's playing to Danny. She's talking about how she had a podcast with Cheryl Hines and she, it's, the clip is way too long.

I'm like, my God, but she was just political. Yeah, she was basically trying to say, like, she was, She had to end the podcast with Cheryl Hines because she just didn't want to be involved in, like, the RFK universe because, like, Tignitaro would be in the middle of a show and people would, like, be standing up and screaming like, Bobby's crazy. Also, she's like a, like, just in general of, I don't even know where you're icon for, like, left-wing politic people. Correct. Yeah. And then she, she did this whole thing where she was kind of saying, like, I tried to reach out to Cheryl because, like, a friend in need is, like, the person. person who really needs a friend or something

was kind of the way she spun it and she basically was like I kept reaching out to her and then I realized she wasn't reaching out to me and I realized I'd lost her and she'd like evaporate. Because Cheryl was kind of like friends left me and she was basically saying like, no, no, no, no. You left your friend. Cheryl, she was throwing Cheryl under the bus

in a way that wasn't even like she's a Nazi now. She was thrown under the bus being like no, no, I was hitting up Cheryl and Cheryl. She kind of. Cheryl's out for Cheryl. Yeah. Either way, the more important thing is this article, it goes, inside RFK Jr.'s

cult-like inner circle, where women fell under his spiritual spell, and they said they would die for him. His aides reveal the magic words he uses to pierce your soul. So he's still there's apparently some women that walked away that, like, right now, RFK... I mean, he's

still a Kennedy. At the end of the day, he still has that fucking pussy crushing blood, forth through his van. Yeah, he does. He invites the 25-year-old just got into the environment, turn into his room and while he's talking to where he changes shirts. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Really. Yeah. I got to get out of this. Yeah. I mean, the whole Olivia Nuzzi thing was fucking crazy. Yeah. This guy loves push. Yeah, man. He, you can take.

You know about his little book that he used to keep of all the chicks he smashed? That's awesome. And he would rate them all, but it was like back in the day pre-computer. It was just this like bound book and he was just all the chicks he was. The literal smash. Some guys are really into the kind of like captain's log. Like I have friends who... Really? Not like... I don't think they'd have a log big enough for the kid.

Come on, dude. Got to chop down a few more trees. A couple terabytes. I had to go with friends who were just keeping spreadsheets. No. And it wasn't even as romantic as this where you were writing it down. Like they would just have a spreadsheet so they could track like who they were fucking and like what app they'd met them on and how they knew because they're.

so many people they were having sex with that they That's pretty Bay Area. That's San Francisco Far. Yeah, both from the Bay. Both from the Bay. They made sex nerdy. Well, they're probably like, you know, someone could ask me my body count and I'd like to have an update number. There's a lot of people in the street asking body counts.

I don't want to be unprepared. Body count tracker. We should actually create an app. We should get Series A funding for body count trackers for the Supreme Pusshound. Because everyone knows only 20% of guys are doing it, but you're going to need the app.

Someone did make a body count tracker where you put a girl's social media in and it estimates how many. I think I could guess better than the app, by the way. 100%. It's just using misogynistic AI. It's closer to a carnival trick from a scientist. But that's what I'm saying. Do you know how

they have all the apps that are just like a guy in India doing it or whatever? That is, uh, that's this app. It's just like one bro with his like legs kicked up and a couple white claws just being like 45. It's like, that's the scandal is there is no tech.

It's just one dude. A dude named Chad fucking riffing off assumptions. Exactly. That's rules. Describing how he casts a bizarre spiritual spell

on members, former campaign aides say that some of RFK junior staffers were so bewitched by the 70-year-old Kennedy that they said it's a campaign movement worth dying for. So the people, I mean, Bernie Sanders has a little,

I guess everyone has a little bit of that. Also, everybody around the counties is kind of dying, so. Good chance. But his is more of a sexual undertone about it. He's very, you know, he considers himself. He's so teed up, man. He's walking around with no shirt on. Yeah.

Right. Something they said his, uh, his, uh, his, uh, magnetic and sometimes unsettling effect on women is unsettling. Well, it's unsettling for the other dudes in the office. Yeah. What do they mean by unsettling? They mentioned the Olivia Newsy thing that you said. she was mesmerized.

By his scent, he has a strong musk. I think it drives, no, apparently he smells like shit, but I think that like for some, like girls can smell the pheromones, dude. Like, and if they're, if he's a biological match for them and he just lets that thing fly, yeah,

I think it might fire him up. Option two, this was written by his publicist. Like I remember, there was a, there was an old, after when Eddie Murphy made his comeback, there was all these articles and it was like

Eddie Murphy had everyone dying on set, like even the camera guys couldn't hold in their laughter, and it just felt like an article written by Eddie Murphy. Like, Eddie Murphy comes back. Like, everyone was fucking, belly laughs all around, you know. But it feels like that to me. Like, you could easily say this was written by like RFK's publicist being like, we need to get it out there.

Fucking every woman that's ever worked for RFK wants to suck them off. Mesmerize them. What are the magic words? A lot of women were in love with them. You only understand if you saw how he operated on the inside, another ex-staffer says it was definitely a cult like atmosphere. We would have a conversation where it would be like, well, what if we all died at a campaign event? What if there was a bombing and the consensus would be like, well, we'd be happy to bomb the whistleblower claimed.

We'd be that everyone would be happy to die. They don't really have any specific Casanova lines, but it's very odd. I know. You were sort of talking about that in your special. I think you had a joke about the Indian guys too, but there was a, I, I mean. The dick ratings? Yeah, the dick ratings, the OnlyFans guys. But there was an article,

icky and heartbreaking, the $2 an hour worker behind the OnlyFans boom. And there's these chicks that are just like from Thailand and they work for fucking two bucks an hour, just like rating dicks all days. Imagine your fucking White's job. That is the craziest thing to outsource in this country. Like out of all the things.

Yeah. Like if you thought making underwear and shoes was demeaning. Which is a pretty easy job to do, even if you're like, I don't want to do any work. I can do it. I could do it. I don't want to. But you probably get really good. Like at one point you probably I don't think it really matters. It's not like a, like nobody, I don't think anybody gets a bad dick rating and they're like, what the fuck? Like this isn't accurate.

Well, see, what bothers me is even the thought that they're not putting their heart in the game. Because like if you're rating dicks all day, I would, I would hope that you're being honest to the craft. Like, I hope that you're just not like you have to say, you know, seven or eight or whatever. It's like I, I would, if I was forced to rate dicks all day, I would do it accurate. I mean, if you were a guy in Thailand and your wife goes to work and rates American dicks all day, you could not love that. Pretty insane. Thailand, so many dicks in Thailand. I mean, they're rating them. The girls have them. They're just, it's a dick-focused culture.

Who do you think is the number one pussycrusher of all politicians? It's probably some guy you've never heard of. Like alive? Yeah, it's probably like, I guess, yeah, Bill Clinton probably is the guy. Lindsay Graham. It's got to be Clinton. and then second is like you've never you've never heard of it because he doesn't

it's not public. Trump put in some work yeah Trump put in major work. He did put in work but he was so famous for like the majority of his career and married a lot of that time that listen I'm not saying he wasn't bringing some bringing bitches back to the hotel and the porn stars and this and that however that's like high society

like I'm obsessed with like having the you know that having like a roster of like, oh, I fuck 10 tens this year. Yeah. That seems more like Trump. Right. Where he's like, he probably seemed obsessed with like maybe like a higher class of girl.

And I'm not saying that as a positive thing. I'm saying he wasn't in it for the love of the game. He was trying to raise his status. Yeah. Do you think, where there's some guys that like the guys that put up the numbers is like the Clinton where it's like she could look like a pig. Like he's in it for the fucking. This is a true hound.

Yeah. Like Tiger Woods level where it's like he's just at the fucking. Tiger Woods is a hound. Someone needs to get filled up with cum. Where Tiger Woods is a hound, whereas Trump's more of like a narcissist. Yes. I think that's an accurate take. And I don't think it puts this. You don't put the numbers up. What about Wiener? Like, we know about his indiscretions and we know Daddy like the sex. He's in New York. Yeah.

Which there's plenty to go around. But he was like famously in a relationship. But so everyone kind of knew all his indiscretions. I don't know if he like was cooking like that. I think that's, he was, that's what happens, right? When you were like, when you're a guy that was probably laying it down that much and then you getting super high profile relationship where all eyes are on you it probably that's that's probably a good like it did drive him crazy right he was probably like a proper sex addict yes yeah and he was like a firebrand for like young pussy ideas too you know what I mean yeah dude like he was good he had

Riz there before he lost it he did have Riz and all his Riz was geared at like second year university student women yeah wonder why so I think he He'd be up there, but you're right. That's probably what broke him. Yeah. Eric Adams might. Eric Adams might be there. Fuck.

That's good pick. Yeah, he did say he was going to bring a strip club, but he did say he was going to bring 11 to New York. He's been single the whole time, too. Really? I don't know. I thought he's married. That he married.

You hit that so clean. I thought for sure. No, he's not married, long-time partner. Okay, I'm back to confidence. A long-time partner. Long-time partner. Long-time partner. That's interesting terminology.

Bro's open. Bro's open. Huh. But, I mean, who is going to the club at 4 a.m. When they have to work the next morning at a really tough job with no sniz on the table? Yeah. Yeah. For what?

Yeah. You're there to fuck. I guess you. You and Eric Adel. I'm just me and Eric Adams. I'm just going for vibes, dude. I just like catching a fucking vibe with the boys. Just like a little hookah.

I always thought that was crazy because I knew girls that were into that stuff, especially in Toronto. They'd be like, dude, this DJ is the best. And it's just like a guy standing there to. Yeah. It's like, I guess. I'm actually, I have this now where there's people in my circle and they're like, you got to see this guy because they love these like local DJs. I am the least underground.

I like top. 40 EDM like Calvin Harris. I'm in a sea of people. You like the killers of EDM? Yeah, basically. I see, I don't even get the reference, but yeah. Well, I'm saying killers is like super mainstream, but I don't know exactly. You know, like, what the killers means.

You're that. You're that. You know what the killers means? I know. I know who they are. You don't have like a frame of reference. Correct. Right.

Like I would make an EDM reference. Yeah. You're just trying to contextualize my world with your world and I'm just saying I'm just saying probably. You take that the fuck bad. You're a killer's guy. You're a huge killer's guy. Ryan loves the killers.

Also, it looks like Mr. Bean now. Maybe that's something. Maybe old musicians turn into Mr. Bean. Not a killer's guy. It's actually one of my least most hated. In fact, we were doing the Super Bowl conversation, and we were saying that I said Blink Wayne 2 would be a good pick. And a lot of people actually agreed with that.

I agree with it. And there's also, like, hip-hop influence with Travis Bark. Whatever. And in my private life, a lot of people were saying killers, and I thought that that was a good idea, but I refused to say it publicly because I don't like them, unless I did say it publicly. I don't think that they are a good idea.

I don't think that they're big enough. I think they're religious. That's the fucking thing that you're forgetting. Oh, they need to be religious. No, no, no, but I'm just saying that is an added thing where it's like, if you're like, it appears as if you're just doing like a big main, whatever, it's the food fighter or whatever. But you're like, no, no, no, no, no.

This is for the God people. Which is a lot of people. And you're giving one for the God people without being like undercover. You know what I think might happen? I don't know if he's there yet, but Post Malone is circling because he is hip-hop and country. Not famous enough. He did a half-time show at the Christmas game. So he's moving towards him.

He's got in there. He's not there yet. I'm just saying he's not there yet. You got to be like an stadium act, I think. He may be some places. That seems insane to me. Dude, he headlined Coachella. Yeah, he must be pretty close to stadium.

The insane audible, just have Scrillix. Scrillic. See you like that? Yeah, I do like that. Okay. Yeah. He like, scary monsters and nice sprites, that EP was like mid-college for me.

So that, like, when I hear it, I just I black back in. Yeah. Black back in. Yeah. I remember going to like, hard L.A. It was this rave and I was watching

Skrillix and like a train drove by and I was just on Molly and I was like, yeah, dude. We made it. This is awesome. And this is like, so was this a, and I don't know if it's an age thing. I don't know if it's like a scene thing.

But is this like, when you went to college, like, or did you go to college? Yeah. When you went to college, like, is that everyone's into that? Like was this? So this wasn't like you were the wacky guy into this shit. This was like, it's normal.

It like became, there were a few. few people who were like cool and on the cutting edge and then at the beginning and then by the time I was leaving like when I was a freshman it was like nothing by the time I was a senior it was everything do you think when bands got like pushed out and rap became like the mainstream music that that a big part of that is like guys who maybe would have been like tattooed band guy now became a DJ and that was the oh you think it went from do you think culturally popular so people went from band to DJ so I'm saying there's a certain type of guy right In the 70s, he would have been in a 70s rock band, right?

In the 90s, he would have been in like that type of band, like, you know, maybe early 90s, alternative kind of late 90s, more of like a pop punk thing. Like it said, he would have been in, the guy that would have been into skateboarding and playing guitar, right? That was always leading to a path of, there's a bunch of guys like you doing this that are really famous, right? And those were kind of the influences.

That ended at some point. And, you know, the main, what was the mainstream? Who was, like, the host of the MTV Awards was not some guy in a band. It was a rapper. Like, Little Wayne would have filled that spot almost and, you know, version of that. So you kind of get a lot of that generation is very kind of almost like urban white guys that don't really have a specific thing that is them, if that makes sense. Do you think those white guys that were kind of like skateboarder would play guitar, they moved to become DJs? I do think that.

And that's why that became the like college culture. It's very possible. Yeah, it also felt like new and it was also like, what is this? And it was the coolest form of entertainment. Like lighting tech is getting there. And, you know, we're not used to the tropes of the genre yet. So like you hear a drop and you're like, what the fuck? This is the coolest thing I've ever seen.

Good point. The lights are like this. And it was underground and it grew out of like rave culture into a mainstream thing. but it was something that was very popular in a certain community, and it just kind of like exploded and bubbled out of that. And also technology of you can now have pro tools on your computer or whatever the fuck people were using, and you can start making this shit in your college dorm room.

I agree. The trope's one, like I can think of specifically, you can probably say when a type of music is nearing its end is when it has too many troughs come out. Yeah. The what? The glovers. What's that?

Do you know the Glovers? What you're talking about these guys? Yeah, you haven't seen that? You haven't seen that? You haven't seen the main Glover guy on Instagram? No, I know. I thought you were talking about Johnny's family. No, not these Glover.

Do you have got to, if Johnny was a Glover? That would be hilarious. Yeah, let's get you in your Glover, John. Yeah, there is a magic before you, like, know that a music is going to do the same thing over and over. Well, you can think of, like, pop punk near the end. It was just things like, do no no no no no no do no like the skipping the first bead they figure it out they decide it's not

cool they move on to something else and then they get nostalgic forget and be like who cares i liked it it was so true it was good it was always a second act like when you become famous people hate you and look dude i went to a creed concert recently really how is that it was awesome so much fun did he fly down from the ceiling i wish that would have been that would have been great dude but i i got dressed up for it oh i meant her Yeah, I made a video. I had a shirt that said, I heart butt rock and Jesus. Eyeliner on and fake dangle earrings and spiked my hair and just put fast glasses on and smoked like a million sigs.

It was so sick. It was good. Did some mushrooms drink like a hundred beers. Oh, I was what open. Yeah, it was great. I mean, really with Creed, like, you know, the full catalog, I don't know, but the big four. The big four songs they have. He was-

going insane. When he was hitting song number 12, was it like, what the fuck is this shit? No, everyone was kind of like, because you know

the big four are coming, dude. You know, he's got it in his bag. You know, they probably spread him out. And there's some other ones where you're like,

okay, you know, there's a dude in front of us who was just like, he just kept turning around and saying, Scott Stap is the best rock front man still alive.

And I would just be like, yeah, dude, yeah. I'm into it, dude. I didn't realize, that, like, I knew they were so huge, and I knew their concert would be big, but I didn't realize

that there's that many people that are just, like, it's my favorite band. It hit the nostalgia button where it's like, I've never seen it's my favorite band. They were, like, had a pretty long lull where they're probably, yeah, they were not able to do the venues they're doing now, but, like, I'd be singing them at karaoke and then, like, you know, it's, every, like, dentist office I went to as a kid had the same station playing the same Creed songs over again. I can remember, like, playing out at the hockey arena and, like, We're just there. I'm on shrooms, and I'm like, this music's been around my whole life, dude.

I know all the words. Time perfect. But they had hate for a while, like Nickelback's touring at a high level now again. They never stopped. My cousin's in the band. Really? Second cousin. That's awesome.

I don't think I've met this guy, but yeah. I have all these weird second cousins in that family. I got a good second cousin is Jeff Daniels. Really? That's a good one. That's a good one. He has no idea. I know.

Has it helped you at all. He still won't take my call. Yeah. Yeah, maybe now. Maybe now I go a little motion. I mean, you haven't any acting advice. Yeah, I should hit him up. And he's going to be like, she's got to remember the line.

Stop by you. It's the whole thing. Have you tried remembering the lines? Then you can act. Oh, fuck, dude. I got a guy in the PGA tour. The guy that was, he's not in the band anymore, but they own a winery, but he was in Walk Off the Earth, if you remember that man.

And then, yeah, the guy who's now drumming with Nickelback. That's probably more. too, I don't know. That's fine. Hopefully I haven't fucked any of them. You gotta keep a spreadsheet, dude. We gotta get you the app. I've never met a guy that had a spreadsheet.

Yeah, I got two. Not one person in real life. One of them... I don't know. One of them was to keep track because he was fucking so much during the pandemic that he was like, I gotta find out what number I'm gonna get to.

He's modeling out his potential fucking? But he's not a comedian. He's not even a tech guy. But honestly, I was like, dude, you should like this energy that you've taken to organization, if you applied that to like clips, you'd be crushing it right now. The other guy, yeah, right now he doesn't have a job, but he like is living in New York. And I think he's, you know, people who don't have a job like to pretend that they do. And I think that like dating and hooking up and managing all of it, you know, is kind of

become a lot of work. Yeah. All right. One thousand percent is a full-time job. Yeah. I mean, that's the Drake quote is you spend all your time on pussy. You don't get anything done. However, he's lying because he does spend all his time on pussy.

I think it's a lot. Lying. He's lying. Power of having some assistance. Yeah. God damn. Okay. Joey, tell people where to check out the special.

Yes, please check out the special Joey Avery live in San Francisco. It's on my YouTube, which is just YouTube.com slash Joey Avery. And I'm on tour. Joey Avery.com. All the tour dates are there? Yes, sir. And then we'll do our dates after. All right, peace, everyone.

Peace.