The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Teacher Fired for Saying Fat Women Are Cheap Dates, Women's Day Backfires & Iran War Chaos

Episode Date: March 13, 2026

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And we're rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. By the way, is it just me? Yes. Or has, it started to feel a little bit like the year 2000 again, where you go, they're back at war in the Middle East in like a real way. If you talk about here, there's terrorist attacks happening in New York. Yeah.

I'm just saying, I'll go on the internet every day and you see limb biscuit where it's like, all the text will be like, and people said rap rock was dead. You know what I mean? I'm wearing super low-cut jeans. You're wearing super low-cut jeans. You're wearing super low-thongs high up. You're getting fat again? Yeah, I'm getting fat.

Everything's happening. Dude, the Canadian military just put out an ad like yesterday. All white guys. We're so back. We're so, yeah, but I think a big part of that you have to forget. Maybe the secret ingredient for the year 2000, which was the end of the 90s, good era. Yeah. I think the secret ingredient was, you have to be a war in the Middle East.

You have to be in a real way. That is just the natural, just order of the world. Everyone's selling supplements. Yeah, everyone's selling supplements. It's just, yeah, we're back, baby. It's the beginning to feel like the year 2000. Yeah, so listen, I would take Y2K without the, you're at war again. Hey, listen, I'm crazy like that.

That's the natural order of the United States. The U.S. acts like their bombs have expiry dates on them. Like, if you don't use them, they're going to go bad. It's like they treat them like I use bananas. Yeah, if I don't eat them, they're going to go mad. By the way, that is so funny because I'm always getting shit because I ignore expiry dates. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be drinking milk, and she'll come in and be like, are you fucking out of your mind?

Ryan's drinking milk with a knife and a fork? She goes, I think that might be expired and you're just like, that's so fun. That is exactly what it is. The United States government acts like their wars are going to go back or their bombs are going to go bad. So, like, we just got to use them. They put, yeah, they have a six-month expiry date on. them. So funny too.

That's what Lindsay Graham comes in. He goes, oh, this is just, this got to go out this weekend. Oh, something smells awful in here. This has just got to go out this weekend. What's that smell? Yeah, I think that's a good point. That is what they do.

Yeah. And that's why, so right now, they are trying to run it back to the year 2000. It feels like, but this is the first week where it was just like, it felt a lot like that. Where all the cues were there.

I was looking at the Matrix. you know? Yeah, the only thing is the propaganda is so much better right now. In which way? Like the stuff the White House is putting out where it's like a call of duty like cut scene from like a call of duty like the video game. You're liking that. Like bombing the shit.

It's like the production value. That was the propaganda back then. No, the propaganda was the news. It was like the propaganda was just like the straight news. I'm sure. No, but they were good. It was all there was tons of movies, tons of this and that, but just like, they had the movies but like you know it was also just like you had fucking george w bush being like

now watch me hit this drive like that's the kind of stuff you had and now they're getting really good with it they're really amping and obviously i say they're getting really good it's like a 16 year old intern who's making all the stuff yeah they stink dude that shit slaps if you were fucking about to die yeah like if you are if you're i think it's for a 17 year old who's like should i go to college or enlist right and you go i don't know college of duty. I think you're incorrect, though. I think that that's a crazy take in my opinion. I think those ads are geared towards 95-year-old man watching Fox News being like, fuck yeah. Fucking love the internet. Like, you know, he was watching Fox News. Yeah, it's all like cats eating spaghetti

and then this one and they go, nothing bad about the internet right now. Right. I don't think a 17-year-old. No, I don't actually think it's geared towards a 17-year-old. I think it's geared towards 75 year old retired guy Of course I mean they're cutting He just got off the phone with his daughter And his daughter was just like you know That guy's the fucking worst

Yeah racist And then he gets off and he was just like Fucking world's gone to shit And he goes Or has it Yeah I love what the government's like All their propaganda too

Is just like they're claiming all the like Parity Fair Use stuff right now too Because they keep using Right Movies Yeah they're being China stuff Yeah exactly And you know

I've been getting mad about the Chinatification Now it's the Y2 K Y2Kification. But yeah, it's been mixed with the chinification because they're not respecting into law. You know, that's one thing. You have to think about that as one of the craziest things, though, because it's one thing being like, you know, everyone's stealing content and... And they're just like the federal government. The federal governments. Now you're like, well, I'll give another side to that. Would you rather than be like, hey, we made all this propaganda. It cost $4 billion. You're like, no, no, actually, just go steal some stuff

from the internet, actually. You know what? Forget I said anything. Go steal everything from the internet. I guess you make an okay point where you're just like, yeah, why are you guys making money the movie with Zoolander and making a commercial with Zoolander and you're like, wait until you find out how much we paid stealer for that? Yeah, yeah, and you're like, actually just go steal a lot of shit. Okay, yeah, but... So that was, everything is nostalgia based

because Gen Z doesn't have a culture. Correct. Right? Their culture is brain rot, essentially. Yeah. They're the first generation, they're the first new generation to not have a culture. Yeah, essentially.

So their culture is just like a combination of like, remember this? Yeah, and they're like, no, I don't. Yeah. I was one. Well, I'm telling you, it's great. I've talked to some people that are like maybe, you know, 28 to 30 now. You know people that call themselves like young millennials?

Yeah. And they'll claim that they're like from the 90s to. Really? Yeah, yeah, because they've like a, the equivalent of we were talking about, we're from the 80. Like, we grew up in the 80s and you're like, yeah, I guess on a technicality. Yeah, I was alive in the 80s. Yeah, but people will. talk about that. They're just like, no, that was my generation

too, and you're just like, no, it wasn't. Like, yeah, it doesn't count if you don't really have memories formed during that period. Tell that to them. I know, yeah, yeah. You're like, if you're, if all the TV shows you watched that you grew up on were in the 2000s, and you'd get in the 2000s. Tell that to them.

Yeah, they're telling you. Stolen valor. It's 100% stolen valor. Yeah, they're stealing her valor. So there's this, so it's all nostalgia. The government's out at war and they're, you know, I love how every day it was just like, honestly it's like there's nothing even really going on it's basically over yeah I know well that's the classic and that's that's their end here

yeah that's it's like the Steve Jobs thing I can't remember what he called it but like it's just Trump just says the stuff he wants to be true versus the things that are true he just goes we're done and you go doesn't seem like it seems like everything's more on fire and he goes no no we're done yeah just wrapping his hands and the explosions go in the back also people are doing their taxes while we're well well well he's spending the money sure sure which is a that's that's the equivalent of uh your friend asking you for money and like you have to see him doing the coke yes it's one thing being like dude you know i've had like a really hard time lately and i can you can you just spot me a hundred bucks and it's another thing him being like buddy my

kid's sick and he's doing the line bags done yeah yeah yeah yeah so the government going to war while tax season's happening is like your friend asking you for money while he's currently doing he's not even like well it's even worse than that he's currently doing the fourth different thing he's told you in like the past week and this is the four different thing i thought it was like your car or your engine blew out and you go no no no now i'm just out of coke car's done too it's the car it's coke a lot of things happening uh so one of the good things about the fact that it's uh y2k over huge for brown comics i'd say yeah yeah somebody got to I get to hurt real bad.

Following a lot of, you know, as soon as, because as soon as there starts being a lot of, like, terrorist activity, then there starts being a lot of people not happy with the Browns. Right. And then all the Brown comics were like, I'm not a terrorist. Yeah, a huge market for that. Yeah.

That's coming back, yeah. That's 100 coming back. Yeah, yeah. We got more domestic terrorism. Yeah. It's interesting, the guy that through the, uh, uh, uh, the dud. Yeah.

Which, by the way, what a, that guy must be, you, you were, like, about to, you know, be, like, a hero in your mind. Instead, you're just rotting to jail. Like an ISIS legend. In your mind. Yeah, yeah. I think he still does get, like, some credit for ISIS. Because, like, I think ISIS. They get a participation.

I think ISIS has participation. Exactly. They're just like, nice try, pal. You know. Buddy, if we told you all the times we had that happened to us, you're like, good in our books. So is that where we're at, we're even terrorists are getting participation. Yes, I think even terrorists. Literally, Bill Engval's rolling in his grave right now.

These young kids with their participation trophy. Kids these days with their, yeah. Yeah, I'm sure there was like the old head terrorists who were just like fucking kids these days. It's like back in my day, it's like your suicide bomb had to actually detonate for you to get any respect. Now it's just what? You just tried?

That's what they just had. I think it was the California, the marathon. They were just like, you can still count as you did the marathon. son, even if you don't... If you just get too tired? Yeah, yeah. And now even terrorists are doing that basically being like, you know, obviously, you did your best.

It's A for effort. You're getting A for effort by the ISIS. My ISIS. You get an eye for effort. Yeah. And I mean, the government, you could say the same thing. They're giving themselves an A for effort for messy things up a little bit. Yeah.

You come in, you know, make things messier. Yeah. Claim it's going to be done in a day. And then you walk away and you just... like pretty sick of us right yeah of course yeah they're just like a bad contractor you like hire them to your kitchen you come in and like everything's all fucked up and they're like just give me a month it's gonna look like a mess just give me a month and you come back in a month they're like still working on it yeah yeah one more month that's kind of it does seem like that's what's going on

yeah so the bombing the guy it was the interesting part was the new york bombing the guy was like from pennsylvania parents were like afghan uh a million and a half dollar yeah they came here where like, I mean, that's, Toronto had a lot of that where it's immigrants that came here, especially like Jamaican or, you know, like, when you mean like a Nigerian, like immigrant that comes here and those guys are like historically, uh, notoriously, uh, strict. Well, the thing is, is those, like the people who came here, they're like, they know how hard it was to get here. So they don't want to fuck that up. Yeah, yeah. Because they went through that process. The kids are born here and just like, yeah, I'm American. I don't know. This is all I've

This place sucks. This place sucks. I hate this place. I love ISIS. Yeah, and then you got your bitch-ass dad being like, you can't be a comedian and you go, you just wrote my act, pal. Keep going. What am I going to be?

A clown? Keep going. Keep going. I move here from Nigeria for my son to be comedian and you go, that's really, that's good. By the way, do you do that? Can I use that? Are you going to use that? What do you mean use that?

lazy piece of shit that was the worst Nigerian accent Although you know what I said that And then as I'm saying that though The Austin terrorist suspect The guy shot up he did come here himself Well there's lots going on yeah So I guess that's not necessarily true

But these are all of the ingredients Are starting to And it's not it's culturally It's uh The best part of that whole bomb attack Was Walter Masterson the fucking clown So just being like Everybody is welcome in New York

and then the guy literally just like jumps over his shoulder, tosses a bomb. That's fucking nuts. And then he's like, he went on some whole rant because on Twitter where basically he's like, yeah, we thought it was just like a joke. We were all like laughing.

And, you know, he was using all like the gesture maxing stuff essentially saying all that shit. Well, he was like, you know, and everybody's cortisol was so spiked. And we were all just laughing. You're like, you had like an active bomb at your feet and you don't have the sense to run away. And you're like,

you think this is like some own. and you're like, you're an idiot. I guess that is the kind of a good way to put the mentality of some people where you're, where you could, you kind of see it like, you go, someone said something like racist on the internet.

You're like, this is the worst thing that happened. And you're like, a terrorist almost exploded a bomb right beside your feet. And you're just like pretty, nothing happened. Yeah, yeah, no big.

He didn't even go off. And it's pretty fun. We, me and the boys thought it was hilarious. Yeah. Yeah, you would have been like pulling fucking screws out of your face. If that went off.

I don't know, pretty funny. But that's just straight up ideology, right? Yeah. That's what you were, I think people were saying in our chat where people were kind of like, oh, you know, some people's brains are just like locked or whatever. And I was just like, no, no, no. That's more like the Don Lemon style where you're kind of, you're just like, are you kidding me? This just made me a million dollars.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Like that guy's a content creator. I think that that's the Don Lemon brain where you're just like, if Don Lemon gets punched in the face, he's on the ground, like smiling. Of course. You know what I mean? Yeah.

He knows what butters his bread. Yeah, he's just like, the bread just got so fucking buttered. That is, that is influencer brain, which is another thing I was kind of thinking about, you know, if there was a war on American soil or something like that, or I guess any version of a war, but like imagine there was like apocalyptic sort of situation, World War III and you were on American soil. You are during that going to see people influencing about like, yes, how to make money. Of course. There's going to be a guy with, that would be okay video. But I was thinking that there will be people that are just like, get ready with me in the apocalypse. Yeah, of course.

Yeah, yeah. Like that is the, I'm surprised there hasn't been that many kind of like, so maybe you're not allowed to, but like soldier influencers. Uh, yeah, probably there's some, there's some restrictions on kind of giving away your location. Maybe there's some danger involved. But there is 100% going to be a guy in his house. Yeah. You know, get ready for me. Yeah.

You know how to make bunker food, all that. sort of stuff. Like, do you... That is a funny, yeah. Yeah, living in your bunker. But that, yeah, the... If there was a war, like, real proper war right now with the influencer area, you're going to see the craziest shit.

Oh, my God. I mean, we're all going to have to be entertained while we're at war. Right. We're all probably going to be in our own bunkers, being like, what's going on in other people's bunkers? Like, what's the optimal way to decorate a bunker? Yeah. I've never decorated a bunker before.

And there also is another... There's wars going on multiple fronts because there's also a... war on people playing music on their phones right now. So that's Danny's war that sort of... This is my war. United Airlines. Yeah, I'm a foot soldier in this war.

They have officially banned people from playing music on their phones with their headphones. We've been at the forefront of this war. We've been at the forefront of headphone Dodgers. But yeah, United Airlines, no headphone dodgers. And I've said, I've been in a million fights. You probably take it like a bitch, whereas I sort of get in their face.

What? Well, if someone has their... On the subway? Yeah, you don't say shit. shit. Hell no, they kill you. I do though. That's what you're missing about me, man. I'm like that. I would love to see that. Dane doesn't realize I'm that guy, man.

I'd love to see that. You're probably just like, excuse me. Excuse me? No, not at all. I say it 100 100 times. You do the passive aggressive thing. You're not like getting in their face. You say it to somebody else loud. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You go,

can you believe this guy? You're not like going against some guy's face. That's not true. I've probably told the story about it's on this podcast, but I have said to them, I go, I go, what is this? Like, you know, I don't know the exact wording, but the energy is passive, aggressive, but it's like, could you, do not have headphones? Like, I do say stuff.

Yeah, we should. Obviously, more of my technique is looking at another guy saying, can you believe this guy? Do you believe this turkey? Yes, mostly I do a, can you believe this turkey to someone else? But I've also been known to say something. Yeah. I'm telling you, I got into it with an Indian guy. I've got into it with a woman.

The usual suspects. That is, the loud phone call, Indian guys do do that. Yeah. Yes, have I got into one with a crazy fucking guy from the Bronx hitting himself in the head with a shoe? No. I move cars, but you can't move planes. No, you can't be playing.

There's no crazy guys hit. Oh, you're saying on a plane. Yeah, I was mostly saying on a plane. Oh, see, I always have my headphones in. Subway, I'm probably less likely, yes. Yeah, yeah. Subway is, the thing is, there's no... What we're talking about a plane, that's not.

There's no cost to entry on a subway. That's what makes it extra dangerous. Yeah. Also, you have backup of a plane. Yeah, you have backup. Buddy, the guy gets... And you know they don't have weapons on a plane as well. He doesn't have weapons on a plane?

He says the wrong thing. He's going to be duct taped to that chair. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's true. You get that guy duct taped to the chair. Yeah, plane's a different center. I've honestly never really encountered on a plane, to be honest. Like, nothing...

What? But I always have my headphones in. So, like, if it's a different... it was happening I wouldn't hear seen it a million times yeah it's crazy yeah and they had that the people were posted when they posted this people were posted in some of the ads like especially in the UK

I've also never flown spirit so they also had they had a the best one was there was like a full Muslim guy full garb yeah and he was plugging his ears because like some white girls white call it yeah yeah classic that's the classic

um also like racism has been back we've been saying. Big time. Thank you, DEI. It's a lot of heavy lifting on the racism. Yeah, big time. Do you see there, I mean, this is a while ago, but there was the girl, I don't even know

if we mentioned it, but the girl who yelled the fart N-word. Yeah, yeah, I saw her on, was she on breakfast clothes? Yeah, that's the reason I was bringing it up because this girl, she was, I guess, like a home renovation show. Yeah. Said the N-word. And then she went, she's been doing the tour, trying By the way, she said the N-word didn't hit her thumb with a hammer. No, no.

Yeah, yeah. It was just like she kind of had like, that was like maybe the one scenario you go, all right, we'll let this one slide. Like, she just has a giant cartoonish throbbing thumb. You go, all right. But her going on the Black podcast tour, like basically thinking. Yeah, like this is her way back into HGDGDGD. She's like, they just haven't heard my explanation.

I can explain. You're like, you're not helping. Just go away for. two years. It's so funny because she was like, you don't understand. I have kids and they say fart a lot. So these are things that get into my and it was just like you there's this isn't going to work. And what? I'm telling you. They're not, you know, what's her like in her brain? She's just like yeah, Charlemagne said it's cool. She calls up HGTV. Like Charlemagne says it's cool. He gave me the past. No, it's quite the opposite where basically in the girl being like it was just the way you'd expect. She was just like, well, you don't understand. We don't have the luxury of having to say things. that we didn't mean like that was kind of right you know she's just they're getting like her she's

getting her like whooping yeah getting the getting her ass beat but i actually think in her mind the way she was explaining it she was just like when they hear me out of course guys white ladies talking right now let me uh let me explain and they're like oh there wasn't yeah that you you explained it yeah i don't you you there was no i'm sure her like PR person the only thing yeah this PR tour is over start start start your go Fun Me, no, the PR person loves the PR tour because it's like, actually, we need six more months. Right.

I mean, she might get a Daily Wire renovation show. I don't think that's what I'm saying. You post the ConfundMe. I mean, start your YouTube show, whatever. Noah cares, but it's like, I'll tell you what, it's not going to work. I mean, Daily Wire. Black podcast tour. Yeah, Daily Wires has a movie.

Jonathan Majors is coming out. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, so they'll take her. Ben Shapiro posted it with his mustache. He's got the fucking Yosemite Sam mustache. It's insane. Who does? Jonathan Majors?

Ben Shapiro's a mustache. Really? And there's so much hair on that mustache. It's like insane. He has the most dense mustache you've ever seen in your life. Really? Yeah,

put up a photo of this mustache. I haven't been keeping up with Shapiro. Well, yeah, yeah, I don't know. You knew about the movie this is how they announced it.

Yeah, for some reason he's got like the hairiest face in the world. Yeah. Do you think, I don't know, maybe he's taking like hair pills

and it's trickling down to his face? Well, I know the eyebrow stuff with him. I mean, I'm starting to think this guy's Muslim. Maybe. Maybe he is indigenous to that region. You know, that's kind of thing that's funny too

is that, like, in the last six years, so, well, okay, so black people took the N-word back, right? Like, that is the,

the way it would be described as, like, we took our word back, we made it cool. Yeah. Since then, every other group tried unsuccessfully to take their word back. Yeah.

Who else? The queers. Queers, you know, just being like, as a queer, like, the fat community

Yeah, yeah, the queer one was like, they think they took it back. They're under the impression they have taken it back where we're like, yeah, we're still using. Yeah, no, zero other group, because the problem is, first of all, there's infighting among those groups a lot of time. But more importantly, it required coolness. It required like a stranglehold on culture to take your word back. Yeah. And that's when people, when black people took their word back, it was like, yeah, because we also decide culture at that moment where we did that. Sure.

I'll tell you, so the fat community doesn't, they don't have the cultural stronghold. No. They have the stronghold on their arteries. Hey. Yeah. And yeah, they don't,

they don't definitely, and like they're, even their quick or brief cultural relevance is waning because all of them are getting skinny or dying. But that brief cultural relevance came from victimhood. Yeah. It did not come from actual stranglehold on any culture. Right.

Like when they were putting fat people in movies. Yeah, like when they were like Mike and Molly, they had Mike and Molly for a bit. that was popping off. That was popping. That was probably their best. But they weren't calling it really the fat community at the time. No, that was closer to just like,

hey, remember Roseanne? It's just like, these were just regular people. Right. But it had to come from a place of cool. So when someone's like, I'm a fat queer because I'm making that cool and you're just like,

who the fuck ever said you were the, yeah, what made you think you could decide what's cool? Like, Sam Smith is like fat queer and you're like, yeah, you're just like, when did, Sam Smith, I don't know,

like the idea that you think the, you know I don't know who's audience would be like well the problem is just like it's like gay chicks and or sorry

chicks and gay guys are like the main audience there and you're like yeah you guys are going to dictate what's cool that's yeah that's the broader point I'm making is that

you don't have enough men in the movement I don't know who else tried it I mean every race tried it for a bit I've seen a few Jewish guys try to throw around uh uh yeah there we go

uh I'm not I've heard it in just like joking terms. I never been like, yo, what up my kake? No, but I believe that.

It's all, I'll figure out of him on YouTube now. No, it's not. I'm trying to think who else tried to take it back. I've seen every race try to take it back. Yeah.

But it never worked once. The goy, I'm trying to take goi back? You know, that might act, listen, it hasn't happened, but if out of all the ones we said,

that has the best, chance. Yeah, for sure. That has a good chance. It's a good word. Yeah. There's a lot of white dudes that do have cultural influence. Yep.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's definitely trending in that direction, no question. That's the closest that's ever happened. The problem is that it's, uh, from what I see, it's white guys who think that they're the ones like, they're like, oh, no, we're the only ones in this category. And you're like, no, it's 99.8% of the world technically. So it's just like once everybody starts, like if everybody starts using it, it probably kind of loses the, you know, like if...

You're so right. That's a great point. Because the people who do use it. Who does it describe? Statistically every single person. Almost every single person. Statistically everyone. Yeah, almost every single person on Earth.

Exactly. And so like if it actually truly catches on, then it'll be like, we're kind of like wanted this to be a white guy thing specifically. Right. So you're right. That's not going to stick. So I don't think there's,

I'm trying to think if there's, oh, another one that they tried to take back was slut. didn't work. No. Like when they did this Slot March, which is, you know, we're like, we're going to take back slut. And then when I went to the Slot March, took my dick out, no one sucked it. It was just like, the chaos. False advertising. You'll be hearing from my attorney. Well, you're not. You go, you're not. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know a when I see one. I'll tell you what. If you had a room, if you had a party with 40 actual sluts. Right. Like think about go to every college and you go the sluttiest girl at the entire

college. And a dude came and he was like at the party and he was like, oh, yo, who wants to suck this right now? One of those 40 probably would. Yeah. So there weren't actually a group of sluts. But that, that, but that, that, that, Lerpers. But when they were like, oh, girls were like, I'm a slut, it never took it where his guys were like, oh, cool.

Neat. Oh. I want to introduce you to my parents. So, so I don't think there's a single group that ever was successfully took back their word other than black people. Yeah. And I mean, there could be even. even be some something to be said about like do you is it truly uh taking the word back if it still pisses you off when people say it like i wonder about that like to truly take it back is there like does that does that have to be removed not a bad point you know what i mean like if you're still getting upset when people say it it's like do you truly take it back i don't know because taking it back

doesn't mean you're just the only one that can say it yeah but i will say so i understand that point but on the other side of that, they made it where... I guess you say it in a way, it actually is cool. Yes. And that is true. That's true, yeah.

That is true. And they've kind of put in place like the mechanisms of like penalizing people for the most part for saying it. Yeah, but I think you're right. That part is less the taking it back part. Yeah. That was more utilizing social capital.

Yeah. I think the taking a back part was that you made it cool. You made it cool. Yeah, there they're, and we, and probably that's insult to injury, we created a really cool thing that no one else can do. That's true. So I think it was a successful project. I agree. I mean, it's, I don't think there's a word that has more rules around at them.

The N-word. I mean, you're not even allowed to say the term the N-word in certain contexts is. What context is for that? Like, that N-word, like, cut me off. You're not even allowed to say that. No, you can't say that. Yeah. So it's like, there's so many rules that there's rules on top of the rules. Uh-huh.

Yeah. Like the web. Yeah. Well, it's, it's on purpose confusing. And that's, I think that's a part of, I'll tell you what? Well-designed. No, well-designed, but I also think a part of something that's cool is it can't be really simply explained. Yeah.

That's true. Yeah. If it's very simple, then it's just. Then anyone, anyone can do it. Potato's not, you sent me one with that. Potato is not. Well, this is your people. I know. Yeah. This woman in Ireland, I think she was in Ireland, basically working at some company. It was like the most office thing I've ever heard. But her boss kept just yelling at her potato, calling her potato in Irish, and she sued for like workplace discrimination and won 23,000 pounds.

This is, have you ever seen that there was like a meme a while ago where, well, it was a tweet. It was like kind of like a famous like lib influencer chick. and she posted something like, you know, we were at the bar celebrating Kamala or his campaign or something like that. And then I started chanting Kamala. And then a guy beside me in a trumpet yelled the N-word. And then someone made like the animation of it. And they're just like, yeah, that's what happened. It was just like a bunch of people at a bar chanting Kamala and one guy sitting there with a mega shirt on yelling N-word. And you're just like, yeah, I don't think that happened.

No. But the potato thing did feel a little like that. where it was uh i mean they sued successfully i know but she was just like i would walk i would walk into the i would walk into the office and he would point in my face and yell potato potato and then like during meetings and stuff was a bookkeeper whose boss repeatedly shouted the word the b word the p word peter potato that's i think that taters are are where we take it back right yeah that's why he's taking back taters yeah we've got the whole fucking squad of taters tonight yo what's on my tater and they just can't get over that famine i know it's just like that famine is

i think tater has taken back the word and a strong irish accent so he puts on the accent it does the accent it has been a he's been rewarded 23k so it wasn't really that much wasn't a big of a school but i had to quit the job over being called potato constantly i didn't hear a girl coming home because like obviously, I don't know if there was a pitcher of her, but when you think of someone... I guarantee you she looks like a potato. To me, that's what I'm... She's an Irish woman.

You're like, there's a 50% chance. If your girl comes home and she's like, everyone at work keeps calling me a potato. She's like, yeah, maybe you could lose a couple. You have the complexion of a potato. Yeah, I've also thought that this potato business is getting a little out of control. Yeah.

Maybe stop eating so many fries and hash browns. Yeah, maybe we could do something about this potato situation. She worked in an engineer. and company. She said it was offensive and humiliating, but I want to find the one where she describes

what happened. If we had a disagreement, he would shout potato and a strong Irish accent over and over again. And the guy was 55 at the time. Of course. Potato, potato.

No way. Potato. And then he said he said brought his buddy in. Yeah, potato. Potato. Potato. Dude, it brought his buddy in or something.

He says, His behavior totally eroded my self-respect, made me feel insecure. Atkins also sent her a picture of potato on WhatsApp and would constantly say that I was lusting after travelers outside the office, felt bullied and harassed. On a number of occasions, she did not find in the comments funny. That's an interesting one.

On a number of occasions? Sometimes she was like, that's pretty good. Sometimes it was funny. The judge accepted that Hayes did join in on two occasions by using the word potato or the potato emojis, but she did that to fit in. So she, see,

this is falling apart. Yeah. Because she was at some point being like, they had a joking thing where, oh, the Irish potatoes

and he sent her a picture of potato and then she sends a potato back. Yeah. And then all of a sudden she said, I will no longer be called potato. Well, there is some element where you're like, kind of this is like,

you know, you're playing along and then it's just like, because we all know the guy who just takes jokes like, Michael Scott. Yeah, it's like David Brett. And then it's funny because like it has like,

like the Finchie character where it's like his buddy starts working and that's when it got really bad Finchie Found out my wife doesn't know who Ricky Jervaises. That's something else man Literally comes in and comes into me the other day and she goes Do you know who Ricky Garvus is? That's not true.

Swear to God. Stop it. I swear to God. I go, she goes She was watching a clip of his stand-up on Instagram She goes, you know Ricky Garvases? I go I'm like, are you fucking with me? She's messing with you. Not messing with me. She's heard of the office, though.

Not the British one? She didn't know there was an original British one? No. You are really... Getting away with something. Ricky Garvus. I mean, honestly, if some people saw that stuff at the... If a lot of people were at a bar and they saw that,

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Adult body, four-year-old mind. She's not into that stuff. She knows she loves Gary Owen. Not into, not an annoying. The most of, yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Somehow just missed her, missed her radar.

I was shocked. She actually said it and I go like, you're fucking with me, right? My initial instinct would be you're trying to be here. Yeah, yeah. Like, oh, you're such a hipster, but I know it's not a hibster. No, she's literally like, this is a Ricky Garvis guy. He's hilarious. She's liking him too, eh?

You're liking them. She's like, she likes the comedy, but comedy. Yeah, exactly. She's liking it, but she's just like, who's this guy? Wow. Crazy. And it was like from a Netflix special, too. It's like a clip from his Netflix special.

She's like, do you know who this guy is? Ricky Garvis. Ricky Garvis. Potato. What a fucking potato. Potato. It's, it's, Factor time because somewhere between the first warm weekend and realizing short season is getting close.

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Right. He's like, the students say it all the time. And he had another thing with the A, it's fine. Yeah. But there's another teacher in San Francisco. And he's kind of like this 50-year-old Asian dude, right? And San Francisco teacher on leave after sexist fat shaming. And he's sort of, I want, they have a video of him where the news was, the news did like a piece on him.

And they showed he has like a YouTube channel where he's kind of like does all this wacky stuff. Like he was showing kids how to do math, but he's writing it and marker on his foot. Okay. But it's like weird. Can you imagine you're like male teacher doing like videos on his feet? Like it's all this like weird stuff, right? But they also interviewed these two students who were like kind of, uh,

they weren't they were like, it was kind of like a Hispanic gangster guy. Okay. You know what I mean? Like urban, Hispanic guy. Talks cool. Yeah. And he was just like, he was like, honestly, Mr. P. He was, he was kind of the man.

You know what I'm saying? Like, he used to. he honestly had the teachers you ask him something they kind of move on he'd put in the time he's just like a weird guy right so they were kind of giving him the students they interviewed were giving him

they're like no we like him he's a quirky teacher right yeah he's just quirky guy yeah yeah but the amount of money you spend on a date varies inversely on how much they weigh a typical girl that weighs 120 pounds it'll cost you 55 bucks

how much would you expect to pay on a date with Ashley who's 220 if you can only afford $5, how much would your date weigh at once is her name? See, it's interesting. Wait, is he implying that the heavier girl is the cheaper date? This is where I think his logic falls apart a little bit. I don't know how you... I don't know if you've been...

No, no, no. ...track of feed costs. Oh, is that true? I was thinking it the other way, and I kind of agree with that, because I'm thinking he's saying, the fat or the girl, the more you're going to have to spend on food. Oh, that's what I was... Oh, I thought he was implying the other way around.

Oh, okay. I thought he was saying because she's less hot. To be honest, that's up for debate. I thought he was saying she's less hot, so it's a cheaper. The hotter girls get the more expensive dates and the less hot girls get the cheaper. Which one of those two things is worse? They're both bad. They're both bad.

He's like, currently, global grain prices are $4 per metric ton. So factor in that she will need more calories on a daily basis due to her heft. But I guess for the most, if you go to a restaurant, they're getting one meal. regardless. Not some of these big girls. But it's not like you... It's appetizers, though. The appetizers are...

Appetizers. Appetizers. Yeah, is he saying fat people cost more or less? I understood that as he's saying fat people cost less. Because they're less hot. So he's saying like...

He's just like, yeah, you shout, you know, you want to impress the hot ones and throw the fucking hot ones or the gross ones. What if we asked Chadji BD? We could have Chad DG's because this isn't totally clear. That's just my understanding.

Both bad. Both bad. The question is just like both equally fair. Both equally fair. I mean both, yeah, of course. I mean, the thing is, is if you find yourself on a date with a big, but also it's like, are you 300 pounds? Like there's so many variables. Right.

He's trying to simplify a complex equation. Do you think chat chief he's going to like this question? He's saying heavier woman would cost less. No, I got an answer. Oh, okay. He's saying heavier women cost less. You're right. Yeah.

That's how I was understanding And I'm just like Well yeah That's possible You're just like yeah A bigger girl We're going to chilies Or like olive garden or something

Whereas like a hot chick I have to take her to like a Michelang I really thought his I really thought his point was Yeah That obviously if the girl's 500 pounds Like the food bill's gonna be higher It's gonna be higher

No I don't know It's the other way He's saying Okay so Yeah he's like Don't waste your money on gross chicks That's probably more true Yes

That if the girl's girls 500 pounds like I I think if you have like a that being said walking the park is out walking the park's out but if you have like a fixed budget right you have to probably do the calculation where you're like look I can't afford to take her to the Michelin Star restaurant that I could take this anorexia girl right now the interrexia girl though might order caviar and then that throws the whole thing because she's hot and she's like I like expensive things so she's not eating much but the cost of the things she is eating are like the most expensive things. Right. So it's, it's a tough. And also there might be another thing where if this girl's fat,

but also doesn't see herself as like part of the fat community, all that sort of stuff, she might not want you to see. She might have a very normal meal to give the impression that this is in her fault and then gorge when she gets home. Yeah. If, however, she's part of like the fat community where this is her thing. Now, she's like sending me making a point. She actually doesn't subscribe to this where she goes, oh, I, she's like, no, I'm a 10. Yes, I'm a 10 and like, I want you to know. So like a political affiliation and Facebook posts are also a very important part of this

equation. So this is a pretty good calculus equation. Yeah, yeah, this is like a multi-variable equation. Yeah, a good one. A good one, yeah. Yeah, there's so many variables at play here. Yeah, Bill, what type of fat is she? Yeah, what kind of fat is she on like some sort of GLP1?

Like there's so many factors here. But yeah, I would say like first date, even if you're going out with a girl, because she wants to do like a have a good impression. So she probably will kind of hold back. But unless she's an activist, in which case she's, why would I hold back? Yeah, she's like, this is what I eat.

And I should. Surf and turf and maybe some more turf. You're at the restaurant and then someone Uber eats comes with the Wendy's also. And then the other one, number two, punted a fat kid algebra problem. Another question. use a scenario about kicking a fat kid.

Students then had to create equations relating to heightened time in the air. That's probably a standard physics. And he said, when was the last time you gave candy to a fat kid? So. Okay. And he's, what was his ethnicity? Asian. That totally checks out.

They don't like fat people. Sure, but he's Asian that, like, grew up here. Yeah, but I'm sure he had Chinese. He's like California. He's like Chinese or something. He's like his parents were like, they don't like fat people. I don't think you could say someone,

well, he has like China, like the Chinese culture. It's like the guy grew up in California. Yeah, that's true. He should know better. These are what, like 10 year olds or something, 12 year olds? Right. I don't, and it's not that he's based.

It's just he's wacky. Yeah, he's just wacky. Yeah. Which, by the way, this is what you, the wacky teachers, they interviewed the kids and all the kids were like, the man. Oh, the wacky teachers were the best. Yes. I always love the wacky teacher.

They want to iron out all the quirks of wacky people. And wacky people, a lot of, I bet you if you go to, teachers and you go who's the wacky ones. And I'm not talking, you know, activist for the cause, trying to turn kids into soldiers wacky. I'm talking about meat and potatoes, classic wacky aunt, arts

and crafts, wearing jewelry she made. Insane hobbies. Yeah. Like really weird hobbies. As a woman wearing jewelry she made, as a man, weird collectibles all over the desk. Yeah, yeah. Those are good teachers. And those are the teachers that, yeah, they found purpose and

it's a wacky genocide. This is literally a wacky genocide. We're literally genociding wacky teachers right now. It's a real tragedy. That's funny. It is a wacky genocide because wacky people do not want to be seen as offensive because wacky people have good hearts. Yeah, they have good hearts. That's the intent is the biggest thing with the wacky guys. Yes. They actually are to the core good people. A lot of the wacky people have good hearts. And so you've, you know, they really dimmed the inner light of wacky people. Yeah. I mean, it's,

yeah, it's a full-on genocide. It's a, it's a, terrible. And I'm not talking full-on wacky, like,

yeah, you know, that's zany. Yeah, we got to get rid of the zany people. I'm fine with that. Wacky is,

you know, you're kind of minding your own business. Yeah, kind of mind your own business. You're quirky. You know, and you,

you take interest in people, you care about them, you listen. Yeah. Zaney is you're squirting the kids in the face with a flower. Exactly. Like the wacky teacher, you could probably call them at like 10 p.m. because you're having a problem with something

and they'll pick up and help you. 100% and they're not trying to fuck you. Yeah, they're not trying to, exactly. The wacky teachers are never trying to fuck you. Right. Yeah. Whereas no wacky teachers get popped for fucking kids. Yeah.

Whereas Zaney, you call him and then he's like, oh, I've got a better idea. I have this tin can phone invented. Yeah, yeah. Of course. He isn't helping. I have to go to bed soon.

Right. So, yeah, he has to spend the 45 minutes setting up the tin can phone night. Yeah, yeah. And then bonkers. Bonkers, you want to avoid at all costs. You do not want to do. Bonkers is, yeah, those are. Right.

Chicks with lipstick all over their face. You know, just like coming in every day look like a bag lady, but somehow you're like homeroom teacher. Bonkers, you got lipstick on your forehead. Yeah, I agree. All over. Wacky? Yeah, wacky. Wacky.

And it's a wacky gym. And it's a wacky genocide. Wacky genocide. So stop genociding the wacky. International Women's Day. And they announced that they have a woman's CEO ETF. Now, you can, if you've been thinking, we had a triple leverage short woman's CEO.

Imagine you're that guy who just is like, I have the triple leverage short women's CEO ETF. Like to announce that. that it's just like, yeah, we're just, I don't know, people like a different products, and we're just coming out with a, uh, 10 times leverage short women's CEO ETFs. And, yeah, just like, just like Bear Stearns. Yeah, well, it's like they happen for like, you know, uh, Bear Stearns has to announce a, yeah, Bear Stearns just has to announce a huge position in the, in the quadruble leverage

Yeah, yeah. Like the Ontario teacher's pension plan. It was like a massive position. Yeah, that's like pension plans and stuff. We got them. We got them. We broke around. Yeah.

The teachers, the California Teachers Pension Fund has to release it. Yeah. We have to, because they have to, don't they have to release all that position? Yeah, yeah, of course. They just have to release their position, their portfolio is now weighted 80%.

10X. Women's CEO, ETO, short. That would be so funny. Also, you would think, like, when they do stuff like this, it's such a gamble for them. Like, they almost have to be, like, really ideologically driven because they have to be thinking, the people that make the women's ETF show. They have to think, like, this will show them how good women see. Like, they have to think the percentage chance that this is a bomb is zero.

Because there's been, you know, there's been a lot of, if you just have a... Well, not necessarily, because they're probably taking, like, pretty hefty fees on this. So, you know, there's ideological investment. They're thinking... They're just like, this is an ideological thing. We're scamming them. Yeah, we're scamming people who will just buy this. Maybe, like, some, for example, like some pension fund.

or like the teacher's fund will be like, oh, we have to put some of our money into this long, right? Like actually like buy some of it. And then they're just like, yeah, we're just collecting fees. Collecting fees, right? And performance is, you know,

we'll talk about that in 10 years, but. Well, I'm going to retract out. That was, I should have known better. You're right. This is someone making bank off the fees.

Off of being like, we can sell them this. Right. There has been a lot of, you know, kind of an ongoing. one joke that one of our friends has is the

the like treasured woman CEO to jail pipeline. Of course. That's like pretty much always happens. Yeah. Yeah. But there's been a lot of, there's been a lot of stories

that as the time goes by kind of come out that they were very untrue. Like I don't know if you, if you were, the Bumble, I think recently a lot of people have been talking about like the Bumble CEO.

Like that story's all bullshit. So the story was essentially that the Bumble, like the kind of version was the Bumble CEO worked at Tinder and then she was sexually harassed or something like that right so she left Tinder to start her own app

from scratch you know where no man can ever do this came from nothing left her job at Tinder and started and then kind of like first of all it's down like 90% or whatever more yeah 99 or something but and I'm gonna get the detail is slightly off.

So don't quote, quote. But the real story is something more like she she's like insanely rich. Okay. Kind of money. Yeah.

Like she had a bankroll. Started it. Yeah, that's normally that's Which is fine. But you also want to have like a good store. I'm not saying that but I'm saying that right from a marketing. But the actual story is like started dating a guy at Tinder, went south, sued Tinder.

Mm-hmm. then left, like basically stole their, you know, left the company, stole their thing, uh, started dating another guy and then like that guy and then her dad, like put all this money into this, you know, project or whatever. Like if you actually, and then, uh, but it was kind of like none of it was really that at all. Okay. So the, the, the tale was very different from where it was kind of like I started and it was kind of like, you know, some version of like her dating another guy. and she actually didn't kind of built and she just put her name on it

but at the time having like a female environment story and that's by the way you could say that about a lot of people and it was like this gold rush of dating apps and stuff so there was you know all these new you know there was room for all these new ones apparently like with Bumble right now

it's just like 90% men on there right that's what I would imagine but I guess the point I'm making is and I'm not trying to say that you shouldn't have a marketing story and all that stuff because a lot of people do but when the marketing story starts to drift too far from the actual story,

which the actual story is, this is a brilliant genius. Right. Then a lot of times that starts to come out in the wash over the next two years in the performance of the company. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

It looks like there is a different female ET. There's a gender diversity ETF that exists. It's called State Street She. How's that doing? It's five-year returns. It's up like 30. 36% in the last five years, which I don't think is that good. S&P 500.

Five-year returns are 71%. So there you go. Yikes. Are you serious? Yeah. She, ETF. Let's, let's, uh, holy shit, that sucks. Yeah.

So, and, you know, that's just the five year returns, but. Brutal. Not particularly great. The, oh my God. Since inception, which is March 11th. And what's, what's, what's ETF's this? This is the she ETF that is a state street

Spider SSGA Gender Diversity Index ETF. She is the ticker. And it fucking halfed So it's 10 year return is 120% And the SPR, let's just give a 10 year return

That's some real girl not to put your money in this, eh? Yeah, and the 10 year return on What did I say the 10 year return was? 37 or 32 it's uh no no 10 year i fuck a 10 year 117 percent the s and p 500 is uh was 200 and and now it's 674 so yeah that's a big yeah that's my my that's talk about the wage gap huh ooh that one's so bad i feel bad well the worst i can't kick a woman while she's down you know how many fucking women force their husbands to put like a bunch of their money in this out of like pure ideological.

And now he's just like, she's like, I want to go on a vacation. He's like, we could if we didn't put all our money in fucking she in 2016. Yeah, babe, I would love to,

but the she ETF's not really, uh, guess we're, Arby's again. I guess we're going to fucking McDonald's for Valentine's Day again because we have to put our money in she ETF.

Sheep ETF is more like it? Yeah, not great. Not great. Okay, so. For International Women's Day in New York, they did another like rage room. Yeah. I think, I don't know if this was, it was like kind of near Central Park.

And they did this rage room where they come and scream. Yeah. But is this not funnier to think that this is what they do when they looked at the returns for the sheet here? Versus the S&P 500, the overlay. When they see them compare, they're like, she has a support dog with her. So they're having a scream out. What kind of money I would pay if we could just like AirDrop Mystery in his fucking group into this?

Just the pickup art of the third world pickup artist guys. Because that's like, they go that is the ultimate. Yeah, yeah. The ultimate challenge. This is like you're playing on fucking legendary mode. Like when Rosel did the beat in the course at the same time. Exactly.

You're like, there's nothing harder. Mystery. Just has parachuting down with a bunch of fucking Indian and Chinese guys. guys just like target a quiet that's your final that's your final pickup part at school chicks are all gross though it goes yeah that's part of it your final exam is they drop you down on the female screaming rage room for international women's day and run the game oh man a sight to behold but here's the other thing so that was the first little bit of it but then near the end uh i'm not going to play the whole video but that was the first minute but then at the

end it kind of switches where she starts giving herself hugs and stuff Take your arms. Ola! Or you show up with a frat? So after you do the screaming, they also give themselves hugs. Big hugs. But to me, that, yeah, from you show up with this. I mean, it's their day.

I'm not going to tell them how to use it. It's just getting bum-rushed by everyone. It's like a mystery in those people are down. Like a frat, like chugging to their drum. Yeah, just everybody coming to ruin it. Look, it's their day. We get the other 365. that's how they want to spend it.

Hey, no, the husbands have, they have a screaming room over, like one street over for after they looked at this year. Hey man. I mean, if any of those guys have,

are women have husbands, those guys are just like, yeah, this is my peace and quiet day. I love international women's day. There you go. She's just yelling at a park. Jenny pulling out the classic.

It's out of the park. Right there. Actually, that's more of, but just a double, just right down the fucking. That's a C&I single right there. Yeah, nothing wrong with that. But, yeah, the ETF rage is pretty funny.

There's also, you know the woman, too? She's like, she's going full, like, cryptic, she's like, give it a couple more years, I'm telling you, this thing will turn around. But, oh, yeah, she's telling me, she's like, any day this is going to turn around. And you got to have faith, do, do. And it's a girl singing a cover of faith that she's listening to. that is that would be fuck I wish I knew a girl that owned that I could

this would be funnier if it was personal to me yeah like if I had a friend that like yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean it's funny if it's a guy I mean it's funny accusing your buddy of having fun in the sheet this guy has holding that worth and she really outperforming the markets Warren Buffett would not be happy with that decision

um this is a female priest I don't have you ever seen this woman But oh no I've never seen her She's like famous I had no clue how to pastor First thing I did when I walked in was how much do we owe They said $78,000

I said we're gonna pay it off this year Yeah They said how we ain't even having church I said we're paying it off this year I ain't going to be in bed every night Thinking I got a certain amount of money coming from y'all Within eight months on New Year's Eve That's whenever I was bringing their legacy offered

I said man I can't wait to see Who's gonna pay this church? child and I heard the Lord say you I said no no no events canceled this year like the really breathy oh yeah canceled this year

and you're telling me I'm paying this year he said turn around go get you a check I said oh he said you're going to need to give so this is this is why Muslims

are about to take over Christians don't have their house in order yeah they don't have they have these women I thought I was like is this a trans woman potentially Christians let anything go on

in their house man yeah man they have all the different it's just but it's my It's my impression. It's like you do, and this is the trick.

It's just a black pattern. It's just like the black standard, like, you know, Baptist. Right. Yeah. It's like, coming down from heaven. That's a difference.

No, this one's more, I think if I was to put my finger on it, it's you have these small conversations. So you go, and then he says to me this. I said to him, and then he says,

what? And then he says, what? And then he says, I what? I say, oh, oh, my damn. I'm not. something like that.

Yeah. And then he goes, I say, how am I going to pay for that church? He says, you pay for that church? I said, oh, goddamn, I can't pay for that church. I got bills and mouth of feed. I got bills and mouth defy, so I'm lying down. And he says, you're going to pay for that church. I said, what?

I said, what? How am I going to pay for this church? He says, I'm going to put money in your pocket. I said, but how? My pockets is empty. And then he goes, well, there's going to be a way. I said, there's going to be a way? Is God telling me there's going to be a way?

God looks me in the eyes and he says you gotta believe I said believe but I've been believe That's basically I got it at the end there Does you have a band? Is there a live band? They kind of just do the one note like Yeah

That's the one that I'm very curious about it Is there a live band? This is how women talk to themselves When they are deciding whether they should buy something online shopping I said I said I shouldn't buy it I don't have the money And the computer looked at me and says you need this shirt

I said but me I already bought a shop shirt this afternoon. It says you need it right now. And I said, but how am I going to afford it? It says, you'll find the money to buy that shirt. I said, Hallelujah. I said, but I can't. I just, I've already, I've already spent all my money. I'm in the doghouse,

so to speak. I said, we will find you that money, madame. I look that computer straight in the eyes. I press send, and I've been wearing that shirt right now. Oh, man. Something like that. Yeah, she's got big YouTube. I told you. She's a big star. Yeah, she's a big star. No, no, no, limitless church. Christian Church has the funniest stars.

Oh, the best. best. Mega church shit's she kind of looks like a mannish. My dad has a buddy that's like a mega church guy that's getting paid. Really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's big money in it. I mean, I guess she's just kind of copying the dudes who are she talks like them. She's just doing the same stick as them. I guess it's in a woman's kind of woman. It's like, oh, it's something kind of new.

I don't know if she popped off on TikTok. I don't know this girl's biographer, but it is funny to think that most other religions probably. have none of this? No. No. There's no.

Jews don't do this. I can't speak for it. By the way, Jews are the second worst. Well, but they don't have like... For letting things slide. No, I'm not saying for letting things slide. I'm just saying for this like kind of the sensationalism. They're always like kind of more soft-spoken.

I see what you're saying. I'm describing letting things slide. Like you got lesbian rabbi. Oh, dude. They're like all lesbians now. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. So, no, no, no, when I say other religions aren't letting that slide, I'm Jews.

No, the Muslims are the only ones who have really held firm here on this one, on, like, having... What about Hindus? Hindus is probably, yeah, they probably let shit slide because they got sims, you know? Yeah, Hindus, I can't speak for Hindus. I don't know enough about it, but Muslims are the only ones who seem, like, pretty firm on, like, yeah, yeah. They're the most firm. We're not doing that stuff. Fellas, some of us aren't spring chickens anymore.

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I'm supposed to go to the other school but this one's closer sort of like save us money goes you're in that was the test it's more economical for me to come here and they go

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International Women's Day for foreign by trans women which is funny just like And by or foreign? Oh, gotcha. Yeah, yeah, like just national women's day, but you can only come up your trans. Oh, okay.

But they did a counter protest. Well, it's funny because the things they did there, they have intro to vocal coaching. They have all this stuff, like teaching how to be a woman, basically. Right. Like, you sound a little too manish. Yeah, that's interesting. A little higher up here. Wine here.

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Yeah. It's like those only fans, chicks who are putting dildos in their pants. Okay, I'll tell you, this is some bullshit. This article was going around, and they said, almost a third of Gen Z men agree that a wife should obey her husband. 31% of Gen Z men agree that a wife should bear her husband. And they're kind of putting this out there to say, look how bad misogyny's gotten, right?

Let's just read a little more. The 29 country survey, which includes Great Britain, U.S., Brazil, Australia, and India. Okay. What are the other 23? Yeah. And you go, you go, oh,

the kind of the thing is they go, we did this study of men and their opinions on women and this is how bad it's got. You go, who did you interview? Uh, India, fucking. I mean, I think like Saudi Saudi on its own

would really drag down the averages. Yeah, fuck right on. There's like three countries where if you included them, you go, yeah, this is really pulling us down. You go, so what's the point of this? If anything, you'd go,

oh, the point is, is that the numbers of people who weren't misogynist in, you know, countries, the Western countries is actually pretty high because we had 100% in these other countries. Yeah, you got to do this on a country by country basis. This is kind of... Dude, they girl math, their fucking...

They girl math their abuse study. So I actually found the... Here are the countries. So this is below the list of statements for each. When it comes to giving women equal rights with men, things have gone far enough in my country. Um, so agree some somewhat slash strongly. Thailand, number one, they're sick of it.

81% of Thai men are just like, you've had enough rights. Uh, and then it goes Indonesia, 78% surprised Indonesia. A Muslim country is below Thailand. That's somewhat surprising. I mean, Thailand's super based. Yeah, but you have to understand. There's certain things that happen to Thai men when they're picking up girls. Right.

That put you into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's no real legal mechanism for them to. get like made whole if you will so getting pussy in Thailand can end up with you angry at the world yeah correct uh so these are the countries that are dragging down the average just in case you're wondering Thailand Indonesia then it goes India 69% agree that women have enough rights Mexico Chile Singapore Malaysia Colombia Peru Argentina South Africa South Korea let's see where the US is the US is at the bottom Canada US are US are

are tied 40%. No shit. And then France and then Japan. Japan are a bunch of whipped bitches. Only 28% of Japanese men say that women, things have not gone far. Things have not gone, no, that the women should be in charge.

Things have not gone far enough in terms of giving women equal rights. Japan's men said that. Yeah, a bunch of bitches over in Japan. That's interesting. Yeah. I think it's a T issue? I don't know.

I mean... Simps? I mean, they're like one of the only cultures where they truly like, you know, we fucking, they got their asses bombed. And they were like, please, can we have some more? We'll be good little boys. So that might have been a generational shift in the Japanese man.

It is a, but I thought it was funny that they're trying to make some point with this. And you're like, what's your point that white people are less misogynist? Yeah. What's the point you're to make? Yeah. Well, they're trying to say like, you know, yeah, you're like, this is too diverse of, a thing. Oh, by the way, here's an interesting thing. Percentage of men who agree, percentage of women who agree with this statement. So they actually ask the women the same. In Thailand, 82% of women,

only 80% of men, 81% of men agree. 82% of women agree that they got enough rights. They have a lot of undercovers, though. Yeah, but so it's, that's true. That's, I think that's Here for the survey. Yeah, Indonesia, it's men are higher than women. And then, because most of you expect women to be higher than men. Yeah, of course. That makes sense. But, yeah, it looks like, let's see, India, 71% of women agree that they've got enough rights.

Let's go down to America. This is where you know that it's going to be the biggest disparity by far. 49% of men agree that women have enough rights. Only 32% of women in America agree. Oh, sorry, that's Canada. And then in the United... 4932 in Canada, in the U.S., it's 45% and 35% of women agree.

So way bigger disparity up in Canada. Yeah. Checks out. Japanese, only 21% of women agree that they have enough rights. So the Japanese is, that's a... Weird swing. A runner in the show, and they just elected a woman prime minister.

Right. Interesting. Whipsch. Be more Asian. whoopsie sushi is sort of a bit of a feminine meal Yeah a little bit

You eat enough Eat it with the sticks Right You're eating a little dainty of a way to eat You know Little just like little pieces Yeah Yeah

By the way Speaking of Women of different But also sorry Sorry to just wrap one more point on You know like there is this whole thing Where like people like like Like the fucking

shipping crair wives or whatever because they're like more subservient and this does really prove it. Unless you get a Japanese woman. Right. So you get a Thai woman who's a gold star. Not one of things they do over there.

But even if they're probably even then they would still be in the men's category which is still the highest. Yeah. So either way even if you get a Thai lady boy or a regular Thai woman she's going to fucking clean and do all your shit. How mad you'd be if you spent 30k on a mail order and they showed up with a dick from Thailand. Yeah, the question is,

are you going for full refund or you're just discount? Yeah. Keeping it, that says, are you keeping it, but just like, I'd like some money back? I think you'd want the full, it depends on the person, I suppose.

I don't know if you got a lot of refunds on those. I'd like a full refund. I don't know if they have a good customer service policy when you're, when a cartel boss is sending you a wife. That's true. Yeah, probably not. But anyways, that's the whole,

that kind of really affirms the whole passport, pro where they're always like yeah go to these countries yeah of course women are fucking way way more uh manageable if you will french women lease manageable they had to make paternity test illegal we were talking about no japanese women are the least manageable but then it goes no it goes japanese and then the sweets no but i'm saying in a different unmanageable on a different oh yeah of course yeah but you remember you're just saying that the the vig was was uh was uh larger in Japan, but in French. Buddy, they're the

most highest capital of activists, but also there's what puppies, we were talking about this, the puppies, they had another one with the puppies were out of them. We're tagging us on Twitter. But we were talking about this that they basically made paternity tests illegal in French and the estimates of like

20% of dudes are like raising someone else's kid. Yeah, and it would just be a culturally a disaster. Yeah, they go, if it would cost so a lot of people still try to get them the black market. You have to get a black market paternity. But punishable by up to 15K fine for getting a paternity test.

That's crazy. And yeah, it was one of those things where you're like, what? And then you go, why the rule is this? French lawmakers framed it by saying it prioritizes the legal and social father over biological certainty. Unrestricted tests will destabilize families or lead to retroactive challenges to paternity. The state claims a child has a right to stable parentage rather than constant biological verification.

You could also go to the other way around where you go, so people in French don't get the right to know who their parents are for real too. I wonder what the divorce laws are like there in terms of, you know, like how things get split up, like if they reflect more of this situation

where they're like, yeah, we're not going to tell you, but we're also not like super heavy-handed like the United States. Yeah, that's a good point too. But yeah, I thought that was interesting. But then I'll just go the other way. They had an article that said, Honey Traps didn't work on French spies

And one of the reasons why So the other thing where you're just like half these fucking losers Are raising someone else's kid Where in your first, you're like, what a bitch. But the other side of that is All these government officials and people in high power in France They'd send honey pots to like

Fuck them and then be like We're going to expose this to your wife and the guy's like Yeah, go ahead. We're both cheating on each other. Right. Like She'd be yeah, I'll tell her for you, pal. Yeah, I guess that's... So it sounds like they've kind of normalized having a side piece. They've normalized having a side piece.

No matter what your sex. They're also normalized having a side dude that gets you pregnant, you raise his kid. Right, and you just go, that's games to the game. Yeah. And you're potentially... And then you get divorced and you potentially pay for his kid 18 years. Then you find out it wasn't his. We want pre-nup.

We want pre-nup. Yeah. And, okay, there is something I want to get to, but I just want to say that NYC, the New York Dine and Dasher. This is part of my women's day, spectacular. New York, Dyn and Dasher, who ate without paying

at a slew of fancy restaurants, who we've talked about. She was going to all these restaurants, Dine and Dash, says she deserves it. I think she was trying to say, yeah, she's like an influencer, but she had like 10,000 subscribers on TikTok.

And she was like, I should be getting free meals because I'm an influencer. She basically, they said she was too mentally ill to be tried, and all this stuff just is her saying normal shit. She goes,

in her latest, arrest. She was locked up in New York Rikers Jail, had to do a psychic evaluation. The judge dismissed all five charges against her because she was too mentally ill. Despite the dismissal, blah, blah, blah. They're observing her. They've

tried to engage her and she's resisted to being engaged, interacting with staff or coming out of herself. So she's given them the silent treatment currently. My point before I even say the sentences is that she seems to me like all

standard city girl behaviors. Correct. And it feels like the people, this judge They're giving her an international women's day pass right here. They're saying, oh, this woman's crazy. And you're like, she, this is standard city girl behavior. This is a real standard city girl fake influencer behavior. Right.

If this girl is too crazy to stand trial, then which isn't? Open up the asylums. Yeah. And all the things she did, she goes, she appeared to speak out of turn multiple times with the judge having to put her in her place. Oh, wow. Put her in her place. Well, she's Japanese.

I think she's Japanese. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's interesting. Excuse me. When I speak, you don't speak. You understand, Reynolds asked. As she mumbled again, the judge says, speak to your lawyer.

So all of this stuff is just like, in court she was speaking out a turn and being belligerent. You're just like, that doesn't. Yeah, that's like a pretty normal. Yeah, that seems pretty normal. She will eventually be moved to a psychiatric facility. Anyways, to me, it was just like, I thought. that was interesting. I mean, if this could be a good

precedent to commit women, I think that's a positive. I'm listening. Yeah, if you go, if this is just all the boxes. No, that's one. That's one. Yeah, yeah, if these are just the boxes we need to check to literally, like, belligerence and talking out of turn to literally institutionalize a woman. On the docket, I gotta hear your opinion on the

AI Petri dish. Yeah. Brain cells. They took human brain cells, very dystopian, took human brain cells. Made it play doom. Attached it to some wires. now this, you know, petri dish full of brain cells is playing doom, apparently pretty well. Yeah.

Do you, are you calling bullshit on this? You think it's where are we at? I looked into it. This is a little above my pay grade. I'll be perfectly honest. I didn't quite understand how this works because they were trying to say, and they did another one with a fly.

Did you see the fly one where they essentially said they like mapped a fly's brain, but then it wasn't AI. They're just like we map the brain and it's running by itself, but it's not AI. It's just like we just mapped a fly. And obviously they're like, this will, if we can do it with a fly, then we'll eventually be able to do with the human and the ideas, you'll be able to download your brain when your body gives out

and just go into a new body and essentially live forever. But it wouldn't be you. Well, it'll be your consciousness. To me, this is where, to me, what I think is it would be, for everyone that knows you, it would be you, but you wouldn't be there. Do you know what I mean? Do you know how you're conscious right now?

Yeah. I think it would be like, this would be a clone of you, but you wouldn't be in there. Right, right. Like this will start from here with all the, yeah, I don't know. I mean, this is probably like a big debate over what consciousness is and all this stuff. But I don't, yeah, I don't know. Well, they did all these. I'll tell you to me, if lately the Dumerism side, I've felt a little like I've seen all the AI,

hysteria feeling a little overblown. Like they had an article right now where they go, when delivery drivers lose their jobs, their robots, some have to become robot wranglers. And they're talking about how dystopian it is. You're like, you just described they replaced their job

and then now they have a new job because of it. Well, yes and no, because they're not replacing them one to one. There's not a robot wrangler for every delivery driver. There's probably like one. Yeah, but there's other new things that exist. Yeah, yeah.

But there's like, terms of at least just delivery drivers you're like yeah you're responsible for 50 robots and so yeah but they're already describing that yeah yeah i have you know i never said there won't be any new jobs i just don't think it'll be the one-to-one is the problem jern peterson on the a ip porn bazook is like you've never seen before like you've never seen triple hacks you didn't you didn't even you didn't even imagine these bazookas could exist yeah but And then they had, there's been a lot of different things.

Like, for example, they keep saying it's like sentient and all this stuff. And then you kind of, there's all these indications that it's just a combination of words. You know what I mean? Like, for example, they said, if you tortured a woman,

if you had to torture a woman to save the world, would you? And it's like, yes. But then it goes, if you had to harass a woman to save the world, would you? And it says no. It's like, well,

just because it's been all of the articles and everything, it's been scanning based on that, you're like, oh, harassing a woman's worse than torturing a woman. You're like, so that's not reasoning. That's like just taking information and putting it into a formula and coming out, you know, so. Essentially. I felt like a lot of stuff like that.

Yeah. So I felt this is you see and you know, this seems very sci-fi for sure that if it's just like a petri dish of cells, I still don't understand how it's playing a video game or how you can, like how it understands the language to be told. how to... That's why I was asking you because that one I felt like... That one was like, I was trying to realize like I don't get it.

I don't get that one. That's... But you know, it's one of those things where I'm starting to feel like I see a lot of... Like, for example, I see just every day a guy being like, I use this system to make a million,

blah, blah, blah, and it's like, the world is changing and you're like, this is, you know, some guy trying to sell you something. You know what I'm in? Yeah, there's a lot of... There's a lot of that. But I don't know.

Yeah, like even the OpenClaught, like we were ragged on the main open claw guy from like weeks ago and he still hasn't produced anything he's all he's just like my setup keeps increasing yeah i've been seeing a lot of that have you made anything and it's just like not yet i'm i'm seeing a a little bit of uh hysteria is what i'm seeing yeah there's uh yeah i mean i can tell you with from the open clause standpoint like it's a it is a fucking pain in the ass it is caught like it requires so much work to actually get it to do i did my taxes and I used

a chat GBT for this and that last year. I used it for about the same amount of this and that this year. Yeah. To put things in perspective. People are acting like every day it's different from a month and me included and then you kind of over a year span.

I think it might be one of those things where you do look and it's, oh, it's been three years now. You're like, I guess this changes. The other thing some people were saying like, SAS is going to be demolished and then some people were making the argument that you go, well, yeah, accepted. They're just being like, when you,

you're like, oh, we have the software, you're like, yeah, that's not really, yeah, that's a part of it. That's,

that's the part of building a company. Like, you know, the clipping tool that I made just for like, this basic clipping tool, like I would not have been able to make this probably even six months.

No, no, no. So there are, but again, we could be in the plateau phase and not know it. Like, we could have made a jump

and like we're actually currently in a long plateau thinking that are like, oh, there's like a crazy jump coming. And we just couldn't know it. Yeah. But we're also,

we may be in the plateau phase, but we are also in the overhyped phase. Yeah. Because there's so many people that are, you know. For certain things. Yeah, for certain things. Okay, so this is the one that I want to say, because we've been talking about these on the Patreon.com slash the boys cast a little bit,

and there was how to know if something's RFK coded and how to know if something's this coded. This is probably the best one. Huff Post has been doing these, and it says how to know of something, how to spot a mega-coded restaurant and why it might matter. And all their things are just, like really obvious.

American flag. At one point they say if there's a swastika. Yeah, that might be a towel. You might be at a megacota restaurant. A restaurant that displays an American flag is not necessarily a megacotat restaurant, but nationalist or policy decor choices, especially when the American flag or patriotic imagery is used prominently in ways to go beyond neutral civic symbolism,

often shows up in mega line. So basically if you see the American flag, you're on high alert. Right. Yeah, American flag. But there is people doing, the thing that was making me laugh the most is, imagine adding all this to a woman

that's already having a hard time figuring out where she wants to eat. Oh, man. You go, right? You're like, she can't figure out where to eat. And now she has to run an entire politics check on the establishment. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, zoom in.

She's looking at photos, you know, she's doing, looking at photos on everywhere. She's calling, like, hey, do you have any American flags hanging out of there? I think you might have an American flag there. Yeah, what about this? If you see overt symbols of white nationalism. Okay, so if you see overt white power symbols, which again, not one person has seen ever in a restaurant in America. I know.

You're like, I don't know. The closest you would get is the Confederate flag. Right. So they say Confederate flag, maybe Nazi iconery. So if you see some, like, you see a bunch of, like, nothism. stuff. Yeah, if you're in like the back room of falling down that store and logos related to the far right groups like the three percenters.

So if you and your, you and your wife are going, why do you know what the three percenters logo is? I don't know what it is. I've heard of that. Yeah, like I could have seen it and I'm like, is that? I don't know. But that's, before you go in, this is your wife with a magnifying glass looking around to make sure there's no three percenter logos anywhere? Yeah.

Isn't he sons of Odin imagery? That better be a Buddhist symbol. So before you have to do a sweep. I think if you see an American flag, then you have to start sweeping for swastikas. Right. Yeah, yeah, that's when you start digging in. You start digging in. If there's an American flag, a swastika is not far behind.

The food, you can obviously serve a burger without signaling fondness for a political party. Feef Yeah How would you like your burger? Can I get it Medium rare? What the fuck? Oh, you're one of those.

You want a restaurant where you go, can I get a burger? And goes, only comes well done. He goes, gotcha. Yep. I think you're looking

for the racism factor you down the street. Where they serve you raw meat. Signals fondness for a certain party. But restaurants that cultivate relationships with the mega crowd tend to have certain

cuisine choices in common. Prime example is the burger. So basically burgers are out? Burgers? Well, you know, I think burgers is another. You're on high alert. You're on high alert if they serve a burger. And what's the tell on the burger? Is it how they cook it? They didn't say that. I don't have that here. Did you see that? No, I didn't see it. So they don't even tell you. They're just whipping these women up.

Well, they said they did say a prime example would be they serve the Trump burger. The Trump burger. So that might be an indication that they like Trump if they serve Trump burger. I think if you're getting anywhere that is a Trump burger, you're in MAGA country already. Like you're somewhere in... No, it might be a tell that it's mega-coded. Yeah, you're somewhere in Florida. Your investigation's not done, though.

No. So you walk in, you see a couple swastikas, you know, the Confederate flag of... Three percent of... Trump photos everywhere. American flags everywhere. At that point, you're starting to think, you might be in.

Yeah. If your restaurant has a swastika on American on American flag and a 3% of logo, you might be mega-coded. Yeah, maybe a little magotone. You might be megacoded. If your burger is a Trump burger, you might be mega-coated.

Maybe like the only drink they have, what do you have for drinks? They just go milk. We only have milk. Why is that? Just because that's like a fucking Kennedy loves milk. Oh, Kennedy. So if the only drink you can get is just milk.

Right, right, right. With like, uh, what is that blue methylene in it? Any JFK stuff, yeah. Methylene blue in your milk. Fat people's a tough one for them because is that mega fat or is that activist fat? Is that Walmart fat? Like, what's tough? Yeah, what kind of fat we talked?

Let me ask me a question about their fatness. They proud of it? You've got to do some more research. Yeah. That's like the Civil War meme movie. What kind of fat are you? If they're playing Fox News. Yeah.

Pretty hot one. Pretty decent tell. If the choice on the screen is even more right wing, like O-A-N-R-R-N-R-E-N-R-E. Newsmax, that might be even clear as a sign. That's a very good tell of us. If you're playing O-A-N on the screen, you might be mega-covid. Yeah, yeah.

O-N will do it. If you walk into the restaurant and they're playing Glenn Beck, Poning Compilations, you might be mega-coded. Do that Glenn Beck, fucking... Incredible. Glenn Beck did an AI video talking to George Washington. This is the crappiest thing I've ever seen. George Washington, have you seen as Johnny?

Buddy, this... George Washington. George Washington is wearing the same t-shirt Johnny's wearing. Like he looks like a tech. He looks like a tech bro. Yeah, yeah. Right? So he's like he made George Washington look like a tech bro. And he's AI.

And, you know, I don't know my American history that well. But from what I heard, he's a famous isolationist. And George Washington is talking about how sick it is that we're bombing Iran. Like the whole thing is he's just like, yeah, let's get them towelheads. And you're like, George Washington. Calm down. Towel heads. That's not appropriate.

He's just so overly complimenting to the Glenn Beck. Really nice when you know with the studio. But it's like it's literally like a podcast, just like a literal tech bro podcast. He just looks like a tech bro. We're wearing just a blue t-shirt. George, like people were like, you couldn't put this guy in a suit?

Some shit. You could have had him wearing anything. Yeah, yeah. And it's just like, yeah, just put him in a t-shirt. I guess that's what George Washington. I mean, like you would never catch any former president who's alive right now if they did a podcast.

Like, imagine if you saw Bill Clinton or whatever, George Bush. We're wearing just a t-shirt. Yeah. Like a V-cut t-shirt. You're like, that makes crazy. Give him fucking hell. You know, he had like 10 of those in the can and you got dunked on so hard. For sure, he was doing every president.

And he was like, had to wrap on that. You know what he should do is go, do an AI podcast. Interview Jesus and let's see what he thinks of the war. I guys got so much money, too. Jesus is like, fucking bomb him to smithery and smitherees. Jesus. AI Jesus is about it. Yeah, Jesus is just like a fucking NASCAR fan.

Crazy, I have Muhammad on. Fucking kill him, dude. Oh, that would be a funny sketch, actually. Glenn Beck interviews Muhammad, and it's just there's nobody sitting there. AI. AI Muhammad is just nothing there. But you hear the voice. FTC, yeah, you hear the voice.

Yeah, yeah. It's just like an FBI informant. Funny voice, too, for sure. Yeah, yeah. Make it real effeminate. Oh, behave. Mohameda, Austin Powers. Another environmental factor to consider

if the folks sitting around you and the conversations you might overhear, who are the people there? So you've got the magnifying glass. Now you've also got like a cone in your ear. Yeah, you're not like literally. You have a stethoscope up to the wall to hear if there's any

talk Why don't you just go look at like the voter rolls Just like see are you in a county That voted red Don't eat there Don't eat there move Who are the people there

Is it a younger crowd Are they explicitly donning political clothing Is it primarily older white males there Or is it more of a diverse group of people Hey we're thinking about making it Rezo Could you tell me the ethnicity People at the restaurant right now

Like if you walk into a restaurant restaurant and it's so loud that you can't hear your own conversation probably not magicotin you're living yeah you're living dude now you're calling the restaurant ask that was you ever see the video i did where i went to dc it was it did pretty good and i said i almost died i was honestly one of most things that i've done that i was laughing at is i went i said i was looking for elites and then i went into the jama john yeah we went in and i asked them i was like hey uh my friends who are elites are here could you just point me to their table.

I'm just here with a table. There's a table of elites and I'm just meeting them for lunch. They're just like, what? I'll just see you check and you go, do you know any other names? They said, ah, no, but they might probably said they were elites and they came in.

If you can just point me to them. And eventually they kicked me out or whatever. And then I call and I was like, hi. I'm John Elite meeting with some elites. If you could tell me what table I'll be at. That's funny. I don't know.

I was like, I was editing that laughing so much, just calling them after they kicked me out. Hi, I'm meeting with some elites. You can tell me which table the elites are at. But yeah, that's the girl calling and asking, hey, could you just tell me if there's black people there? No, no, I want there to be.

Could you tell me the racial makeup and what you got going on right now? Be as specific as possible. What about Chinese guys? You got any Chinese guys? Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. Nice, nice, nice, nice, sweet. What about whites?

Yeah, there's a table of white guys. Is there any way I can not sit near them? Let me ask you a question. And they may get coated. What are they talking about, right? What are they talking about? I'm talking about politics. They're not talking about the war, are they?

And if they are, how do they feel about the war? Yeah, why do they feel about it? Are they foreign? Fat? What kind of fat? We're busy right now? According to Odell, some of the indicators to watch out for include overt, overt political, and social media behavior,

such as politically following or engaging partisan political figures. So now you're sitting there with your wife. You're trying to figure out what to eat. Now she goes, maybe this. She goes, you decide. You go, okay, I decide. She goes, now she's on their social media. She's cross-referencing that with their Twitter.

She's on their TikTok. I found out that in 2001 they liked to post by so-and-so, can't eat there. I saw a picture online where there was too many white people at this place. Can't eat there. I saw an American flag at this steakhouse There sounds like you might just want to cook at home Just make something at home

Because I'm a woman I should be On international women's day You're going to say that to me So can you imagine how long This woman takes to decide where she's going to eat? Much more than a normal woman would Which is a long time

Which is also a long time You would think my wife is making these exact phone calls weren't trying to find something. Yeah. And she's not. All right, we'll do our days later, but I'll see some of you guys in Philly.

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Big laugh comedy club. Okay. Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, Fort Worth is sick comedy city. Yeah, good time. So it's Philly. Patreon.com slash the boys cast. We do a premium episode there every week for those of you who don't know.

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