The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Thanksgiving Spooktacular Rfks Insane Sex Poems The Maga Accounts Exposed As Indians

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

Bonus Episode Every Week at patreon.com/theboyscast RFK writing poems about lewd acts, @DHS is located in Tel Aviv, and Huffington Post has changed their tune with Thanksgiving articles SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 60% off FOR LIFE AND 2 Free Gifts at Mars Men when you use code BOYSCAST at https://mengotomars.com True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for the perfect gift! RYAN ON TOUR:  Fort Worth  -Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31  Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Detroit - May 14-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Ryanlongcomedy.com ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: [e-mail]    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - Men don't listen 01:02 - Intro 01:29 - Thanksgiving fights 05:28 - Kids are more religious? 10:31 - Thanksgiving articles then and now 18:40 - When will thanksgiving be civil again? 20:56 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com for tickets! 21:26 - My wife wants me to switch politics or she'll leave 29:02 - Aussie politician resigns over daughter's OF 37:19 - Twitter account locations REVEALED! 44:13 - AD - Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 60% off FOR LIFE AND 2 Free Gifts at Mars Men when you use code BOYSCAST at https://mengotomars.com 47:44 - AD - True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for the perfect gift! 49:26 - Dead internet theory in real life 52:44 - Going through sketchy twitter accounts 1:03:43 - Wife on a rampage 1:07:57 - RFK's lewd poems 1:22:24 - Doritos getting rid of poisonous ingredients 1:25:27 - Trump & Mamdani are besties now 1:27:05 - When headphone dodgers attack 1:29:23 - NY fashion using gay wool for clothes 1:32:03 - Assault victim in UK charged with hate crime 1:35:59 - The Minnesota Pirates 1:43:13 - Maury's Law 1:48:01 - Giving thanks / wrap up

A lot of women will accuse men of being bad at listening, without controlling for the different length of a story being listened to. You know, if a woman's listened to 100% of a man's 45-second story versus a man listened to 25% of a woman's 12-minute story, while percentage of story is still higher, the man in actuality, listen to 400% more story. A mathematical truth that I have found to be not well received when brought up. Not to mention the higher cognitive load density strain

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At this point, I said to myself, Danny, lock the fucking, you can do this, maintain eye contact, just a couple more twists and turns. When she turned to me and said, what did you just say? As it appears, I was not saying that in my head and instead was yelling into the mirror with a Glock 19 to firmly lodged in my mouth. The boys The boys cast

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He knows to take it over. Boy, he's got... He's on it, man. This guy knows. Fellas, fellas, fellas, happy Thanksgiving. Oh, yeah. Time to fight.

Ding, ding, ding, ding. Let's get ready to rumble. Fellas, fellas, let's get ready to rumble. I think Trump's actually doing a great job. I think I haven't seen any inflation whatsoever. I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Listen, there's something we have to tell you. Yes, your dad may or may not have been on the Epstein's list.

I don't, yes, your father had needs. Okay, we're sexual beings before you. Our life doesn't revolve around you, okay? Yes, your father spent some time on an island with some of his pals before he met me. Now he's your father. Pop on your best America first hat. That's the new MAGA hat from like four years ago. I was thinking that.

The first hat this Thanksgiving. No. What's his America first business? You're right, because that is more of the fights. They're a little more outrageous this summer. You know what I mean? Whereas dad's kind of like, you see our daughter, you know, look at this. Fucking daughter comes back from college and she's a communist now.

And it's like, yeah, and it's like, yeah, you won't talk about the Jews. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Literally when your dad's watching Fox News or CNN or NBCCMM. Just walk up to me and you go, you're still watching this Jew shit? This guy doesn't want to talk about it. I just walk out the room, yeah, to let it simmer. I'm almost sort of getting into uncle territory, if you think about it. I don't have any nieces, but I can.

Right. I don't have, I need a niece or nephew first to be called. I have a cousin that is a kid. That's the closest I've got. But yeah, and he's only two years old, but I do walk in and I tell him immediately. I start telling him about, I go, smell my fingers. You know what this is? Yeah, you know what this is?

Do you know how expensive your life is going to get? The political fights this year are going to be more aggressive. Honestly, think about this though. You have a dad that's fired the fuck up. The daughter came back. She's on OnlyFans now. So you have a daughter that's sneaking off to the bathroom

so she could do OnlyFans content. And she has to do OnlyFans because inflation's so out of hand. She has no choice. Yeah, she has no choice. And the dad's saying inflation's because of her, but he's like, oh yeah, like your party did anything for... Oh, what the fuck is the Republican Party? And then the dad's going to the son. Like, you hear this guy? And he was like, no, she's

right. The Republic, you know, she's... Yeah, yeah, yeah, where's your Israel flag, dad? Yeah, what the fuck is Ted Cruz ever done for me? I've ever than inflate my money, bitch. Oh, you try and start another foreign wars? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Fox News and CNN have a lot of disagreements on how many genders they are.

They have zero disagreements on how many weapons they should send over. Ukraine and Israel. It's going to be a fucking hot one. It's going to be a hot place. But you're right, I think this is the first year where there's going to be it's like the blood bath on that level is going to be mainstream. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's going to be, it's going to be some fired. All the ice shit. Buddy, the ice stuff, exactly. But can you imagine a scenario where Boomer family right now is trying to tell young kids financial advice from their $300 million house or their $3 million house that they bought for 50 cents? Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? It'll just be like, shut the fuck.

Telling you to pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Dad's going to get sweep kicked under the table. Gonna put his head in the turkey. Boom. Yeah, the one kid's, you got grope. one's yeah one kid's showing up in a fucking burka it's like it's like it's like the opposite of the only fans it's like you used to be like the only one's got their phone yeah but it's like

the only fans horror showed up she's like I do only fans now it's now it's like you're showing up in a burqa for Thanksgiving yeah exactly you show up in a burga but it's nine people at the table being like my dad yeah everyone's got their phones in each other's faces yeah I'm about to get monetized don't blow this for me by the way uh we had an article that was uh kids are more likely to be religious So it's like the sun being like

You're not gonna fucking say grace Yeah, yeah, can we say grace? What? Well, we're not really doing that shit now? Oh Jesus, crazy You're the reason that got us into this mess With your boomer policies You know, oh yeah

We fight the biggest battles On the stuff that doesn't matter And then on anything that matters You know, this is what happens He goes, he goes, Islam's bad He goes, Islam's bad You know what's bad That you let happen

The housing market collapse The dollar disintegrate All of the policy What happened in the McDonald's dollar menu? You gave up the culture fight. You know the white man used to be something in this. That's you telling your dad that. A lot of talk about the white man's heyday.

Thanksgiving this. I actually think there's going to be some real, it's a different dynamic this year. It feels like things have changed, man. It's hot out there. It's hot out there in the streets. But I think on top of that, Boomer or Dad kind of Fox News points are definitely out. Oh, yeah, yeah. And not only.

They're our greatest ally. Still on this shit? If you, if you hear, if it's, Sun here in greatest ally shit, online sun here in greatest ally shit, it's gonna flip the fucking table, man. Oh, dude, it's gonna be fucking knock them out,

drag him out. Oh, you wanna eat turkey? You just became the turkey, pal. The turkey's gonna be all spindly this year because of inflation, like shrinkflation on the turkey. You're like, people can't get enough turkey

because that just kind of skit out. I didn't even think of that. Shrinkflation turkey. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's gonna be shrinkflation turkey time, too. You're eating a slice of turkey? Yeah. It's like, what are we rationing turkey this year?

Their son's got fucking, you know, he's telling people about his porn addiction now that he has. You know, I just want to say that at this Thanksgiving, I'm grateful for the fact that I found God and was able to get over my porn addiction. I no longer goon. Or worse, yeah, you got the JJ style gooners. It's a whole lifestyle. It's like, okay, so you are going to be staying in this room and then did you set up a goon cave? you know that I'm a gooner respect my identity

I am a gooner father okay so that's gonna be my bedroom and then the goon cave is where exactly I think the boomer you know the the best person to I was kind of thinking the single guy that's like the you know 45 still kicking it single

bringing a different girl home at pissing everyone off. That's a fun guy to be. That's a fun guy to be. It's a rude move if you like these people. But if you're sort of trying to make a statement, you're 45 years old

every year you just show up with a different fucking banging chick. At least you're consistent. Everybody's flip-flopping all over the place. You're the one guy who goes, I stayed the same. Well, people always have the argument. And I fall on the side of the argument that probably as you get older,

it's not fun to be the guy that's just like on the scene crushing pussy every time that gets sadder. But it doesn't, the reason it gets sadder is because that's a team sport. If you want to be the guy that's like crushing nonstop,

that's only really fun if everyone else in your life's doing it because then, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, I'm sure it's still fun. It's not as fun. No, it's not as fun. What's fun is like going to breakfast

with your boys after? Yeah, yeah. It's definitely, there's... It's not fun preparing for your next one. Well, yeah, I know. happens. Obviously, like the side-eye that you get from all the wives and stuff and all your friend's wives.

But again, I think you can decide it doesn't matter to you and you got a squad. The truth is like, if you're going to be the guy that goes through life crushing new sniz all the time and you never lock down for more than like a month with like in a sort of. Yeah. If you want to be that guy you're going to have to keep finding

new friend groups. Yeah, but I mean also if you're a 50 year old dude and you just have this 50 year old bachelor friend group, I don't know, I don't know if that's the cool. No, no, I'm with you. Yeah, yeah. That's my argument is you have to do these things that suck. Yeah. So that's why that one.

But yeah, other than that, there's going to be one guy that's the, you know, he's the pussy crusher guy showing up with a new girl every weekend. The other guy's telling dad why Fox News is wrong. He's trying to tell the daughter why communism is wrong. Yeah. She's started an only fans already. Yeah. And the funny thing is she hates Israel. He also hates Israel.

Oh, right. So they're bonding over their mutual hatred of Israel, like the America first. She hates Israel because she hates white people, and he hates Israel because he doesn't like Jesus. He goes, we are not the same, but we have an allies. We had some pretty good convos, actually. We focused on what we agree on. We agree on a lot more than we disagree on. You know what?

I wanted to talk about the Twitter thing, but we're right into the Thanksgiving banter. So we'll go back to that because the Twitter thing has been hilarious. Yeah. But we'll... Twitter started exposing, for those of you who are not on Twitter, they started exposing people's locations. I know. But again, we'll talk about, because now we're on this. I also read these articles, because I had a funny thing that I've thought about. Not that I thought about, but as we've been just saying there, like, there is a bit of an inflection point where things feel a little different right now than they did other years, right, in the last recent history. Yeah. Right. Maybe better, to be honest. I mean, last year was probably a hot one because Trump just got reelected right before Thanksgiving.

Yes. I'm not saying, you're right. I shouldn't even put a value judgment better or worse. It feels a little bit of a different thing. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? This one just feels whatever, right? But I was interested to see what the, you know, what the articles. And I wanted to show you what some of the articles were for the last five years surrounding Thanksgiving and what some of the articles were this year. So I'll just start with what the articles are this year. So, okay. I'm going to do it this way.

Okay. This is some old articles and I'll go through them in a second. 2018, you're morally obligated to call out your racist relatives at Thanksgiving. Okay. 2021. Celebrating Thanksgiving is a celebrating a racist genocide. This is 2021. Again, this Thanksgiving, call your racist uncle a racist. My mother-in-law is excluding her racist boyfriend from Thanksgiving. My mother-in-law thinks excluding her racist boyfriend from Thanksgiving is cruel, but it's time for a wrecking. Now, this is Huff Post in 2025. American's Thanksgiving pie preferences broken down my state.

I like that Huff Poe is finally like. you know what, let's bring the temperature down a little bit. What are we at with pies? The articles weren't hurting, dude. Yeah. At this point, we're just regurgitating all the articles. Can you imagine how much they hated writing that? I know.

Like, if you worked at Huff Post and you're like, so who are we giving it to this year? It's probably the first real. And then we're going to put you on the pie article and you go, huh? Yeah. But it's actual research. Like, probably the person's doing this.

You go, this is the most I felt like a journalist in a decade. Right. You're like, I'm actually, like, digging into concrete statistics. I'm like out of the streets, like, dakin polls, asking people what pies they like? I think they're doing it very begrudgingly, though. I think the person at Huff Post,

they got the pie article is very unhappy right now. It's like about how pies are misogynist. Yeah, venture firm bought them. And their first thing is like, okay, what are you thinking? Racist, uh, you know, I'm thinking about maybe punch your racist uncle on the face. They go, okay, you're on pies. She goes, what? Pie preferences across the United States.

This is what I've posted article is. From Apple, pumpkin to sweet potato, all of the classic Thanksgiving pies are worth saving room for dessert on Turkey Day. But your personal pie choice might be related to where you live. As Americans gear up for our food-centric holiday, the folks at Google took a look at the pie preferences across the U.S. Specifically, they put together a map revealing the most uniquely searched Thanksgiving pies in every state and the District of Colorado. Yeah, oh, oh. So this is what once upon a time articles look like.

Yeah. By the way, it's one for you, one for me. I think what their policy is with these writers right now. D.C. was probably cream pie. There we go. Danny Folliuchuk, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. Not good, not bad.

Not bad. D.C. is definitely cream pie. Yeah. Fucking sick. Okay, but I'll go through a bit of these. I just wanted to give you, because when you're saying things you're thankful for, maybe one of them is that this isn't happening again, because this is over. So you're morally obligated to call it your racist relatives at Thanksgiving. So you're celebrating Thanksgiving as a racist genocide. When the pilgrims arrived on the Mayflower in 1620, they didn't bring thanks. They didn't even give thanks. Instead, they brought a racist genocide and they gave nothing. They eventually succeeded in mass killings, mass land robbery, not because they didn't. They didn't even give thanks. They didn't even give thanks. They eventually succeeded in mass killings, mass land robbery. Not because they, because they didn't. were smarter or stronger, but because they're sadistically evil racists who initiated the use of a weapon

on mass weapons of mass destruction that previously had been a... I mean, I don't want to be like a revisionist here or anything, but I think it's a pretty clever move to put smallpox on blankets. Like in the 1600s to be able to figure out... Some people say they didn't even do that. Yeah, but they do references in this article

and I'm like, the idea that, you know, all the way back then, you could be like, they could figure out that you could put smallpox on blankets. I don't even know if I know how to do that. now? I wouldn't. Yeah, you go, how do you get smallpox on blankets? I don't know. Does that work? You go, I don't know, does that work? Is that like, I feel like it would die on the blanket? I don't know. It's like exposure to the air and they go, no, no, no, no. No, I, you are, I do agree with you on some level that

where they're saying they're like, not because they were smarter at all? And you go, I mean, is probably the, that was a pretty clever move. I mean, do you really think the Europeans weren't smarter than the... Yeah, I mean, you're trying to these smallpox on blankets, just, like, wipe them all out. Like, didn't really have to lift a finger all they showed up was he goes, oh, you look chilly. Here's some blankets for you, and then they walk away just rubbing their hands being like, just just let this bake. Okay, they figured out

a gun compared to arrows. Yeah, that too. What's that movie that, um, Hunger Games? Yeah. I always thought the stupidest part of that movie. I think I've watched one or two of them. Well, it's for girls, basically, and teenagers, but, um, the, the, the dumbest part of it is that she, the, she's the number one, you know, fighter in the world, and she just uses arrows, and she always has 10 arrows, and she's always shooting them, and she always just has more arrows.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, okay, you run out of arrow. It's like you And it's so slow It's the dumbest system Yeah There's no way someone with the arrows Beating someone with a gun in any scenario Oh other people have guns in Hunger Games

They have all sorts of contraptions Oh really? And she's just the arrow one Yeah because she's just so good at arrowing She's just such a strong woman My mother-in-law thinks excluding her racist boyfriend From Thanksgiving is cruel But it's time for a reckoning

Um Okay well This Thanksgiving Call your racist uncle or racist This Thanksgiving, tell your racist, and she is racist, call your sexist uncle a misogynist, inform your transphobic cousin

that kids don't- Put everyone on blast is what we're doing. We're just putting everyone on blasts. Listen to this writing, though. You forget this. This is more like a festivist than Thanksgiving. You forget what this looks like. The airing of grievances.

This is closer to that than proper Thanksgiving. You're right, though. It is the opposite of being thankful. Yeah. And, uh, tell their transphobic cousin that kids don't deserve to suffer because of the fragile masculinity and dumb ideas about gender. Let your parents know they've endangered themselves and others with their ignorant views on vaccination. As someone who's suffered for decades with mental illness.

You don't say. You forget them. You don't say. They have serious mental illness. In the article, the shameless they were. I sympathize with those who choose to, insinuate, insulate themselves from the onslaught of propaganda that spews from Fox News. The feeling of being gaslit by the logical fallacies is unpleasant.

I understand not wanting to relieve the hurt of homophobia and relive the hurt of homophobia in adolescence by blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, just a lot of jargon. So that's where they were at. That's where they were at. And now they've been humble pied. They've been forced to eat a little bit of humble pie. up 3.14 to the fucking wazoo, dude.

Yeah, now they're just like, ah, you know, pecan pie. Like those in the south? I know. If this was before, they'd be like, yeah, you should have pie, and then what should happen is you put someone in a guillotine, and then everyone takes turns pying, and then that pie has venom in it. Yeah, that's tough.

It's tough if you're that Huff Poe writer. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm thinking. I think that the Huff Poe writer is not a happy camper right now. having to do their pie article. You think they do like a blog on the side kind of thing just to get out there like real shit they want to talk about? Yeah, I think they have to tweet. They're like I'm being silenced kind of thing.

They are being, they are currently being silenced. They are kind of being silenced, yeah. So they have like an anonymous substack. Right. But that being said, there were still some articles on family fights, which they are, I don't know if it's, it's going to take a while to probably go back to, you know, where it was 10 years ago when the idea of most families kind of weren't talking about this stuff. I think it's just getting hyped.

I think there's a lot of people who hated Obama probably. I think there's a lot of people hyped up period. But I think they're in the 90s. There were not levels of hype as they are in the current state. Yeah. I mean, like, I like for the last two or three years for Thanksgiving, my like in-laws, they would go to this just like restaurant on the Upper East Side. So it was all families doing Thanksgiving.

It seemed pretty cordial. I know if you're at a restaurant, maybe. But I actually been saying this for a long time. I saw the South Park guy did an interview and he kind of said the same thing. People were saying they talk about politics more now and he was just like, well, politics became culture. And it's kind of the same thing I was saying. Like there are certain things. When you're talking about Congress people on stage, it feels like you're talking about,

if you're talking about most political things right now, it's like, no, these are cultural figures. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Politics became culture. And obviously there was always crossover and this and that, but it became culture in a way that it was never before. And that has remained so. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Like the idea that you could reference some Congress, Senator, and people are like,

Yeah, I know exactly who you're talking about. Okay, in what other, like, what other era were all the dating shows talking about presidential runs? Yeah. Right? Yeah, yeah, for sure. And that's, and that's very normal right now? Yeah. And what scenario was the girl who's the, does the kid's author book?

Was she commenting on, like, wars? Nah, never. Maybe there was never any case, but it wasn't the norm. Yeah, it wasn't the norm. And they didn't really have the platform for it either, so social media is probably a big, a big component. And it all got, you know, it's everyone, you know, you have the niece that's non-binary and trans, like all that sort of stuff's tapped in. It's also, you know, obviously politics is so tapped into money. But I think that one of the big things, you know, we've been saying, but like, I really think that young people are not taking shit from 60-year-olds right now on anything.

No, not at a lot. Probably a lot of guys are, people are wistful for the days when you're just like, Thanksgiving, your niece showed up and she was goth. And that was a big deal. Oh, yeah. I remember like goth was probably like, showed up with a piercing. Yeah, or piercing, and that was like the original trans. Yeah, yeah. I wish I had a goth fucking niece right now.

Kill for that. A quick second to tell you, do not forget to buy your tickets to my upcoming tour at Ryan Longcomedy.com. I'm going to be in Fort Worth in Dallas, then San Antonio, Houston, Austin, Ottawa, Toronto, Jacksonville, Miami, Naples, San Francisco, Sacramento, Philadelphia, Madison, Vancouver, Minneapolis, Detroit, Winnipeg, Spokane, Phoenix, Kansas. Kansas City. Ryan Longcomedy.com. Do not forget. And we have also put the Patreon episode live from Skankfest at patreon.com slash the boys' cast. Dear Abby, my wife wants to leave me because of my politics. So this guy has a scenario. My wife, 31 years and I have been fighting over politics and cultural changes. The arguments have cooled down by mutual agreement, but so is our sexual desire for each other. So interesting. They said when the political disagreements, they were finding them hot. Yeah, yeah.

Our marriage consultant has always taken my wife's position. I am left on my own. I have no support from the rest of my family. Three daughters, but I still respect my wife and love her. She told me I must switch my politics to hers or she will leave me. What do I do? Rock in a hard place, my friend. I got a lie and just talk about politics with the boys.

Go get a fucking. I'm not on that. Go get a Twitter burner account or you can just really unload. You know, just like an anonymous Twitter account. You can live like that, probably better than me. I can't live like that. Yeah. Not for me.

No, no, no, there's no scenario. And I've told me, but the other thing, we're in a different, this guy's, like, 30 years married with three kids. You're now talking about the dissolution of your entire family. I, or you're, like, just wanting the need to regurgitate the shit you heard on Fox News. Like, just... I will say to myself, yeah. You know what? Just, like, don't say your opinions, blah, blah, blah.

I make it 30 seconds. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, no, I, like, I agree if you're single or maybe, like, you know, you're, you're, you know, you're just like, not my wife. I could do it at someone else's family. I could do it at an extended family. I could do it at a thing.

I could, yeah, there's plenty of places where I just will never say what I think. In my own home's not going to be one of them. Yeah. I'm telling you, there's no way. Yeah. Yeah. I can, you know, I'm, I can moderate and I mean, I guess it's, I argue in a nice way. I'm not mean.

Yeah, it's the, but that's the thing. That's, you know, a small part of your personality. This might be this guy's entire personality. And you're saying that. that he should, I'm like, go get a fucking hobby. Let's hear about

something else. Okay, I'm not saying that it's, it's, it's, uh, the case that,

uh, he could never, like, that it's not even a good idea necessarily. I'm saying, good luck. Yeah,

good luck. Yeah, I agree with that. He's gonna make it a week if it's, if he's really hyped up. And by the way, it's not that he's really hyped up about it.

You're missing a huge part of this equation where you're kind of saying like, just don't talk about your thing. Yeah, it's hard. She's going to be. coming home nonstop with like Jihir about this and Jihir about this.

And you just have to lie constantly. No, that I agree with actually to force him to constantly lie. You could make a compromise where you go we'll not talk about politics. You could potentially make a compromise where that happens. You don't talk about your shit,

I don't talk about my shit, that's fine. I don't think you can make a compromise where she's like, fucking see this like jerk off Ted Cruz and you just gotta be like, yeah, I hate that guy. But in Danny's head he's saying fucking guy is amazing.

He has a fucking huge cock. fucking love Ted Cruz. Just every single thing. Yeah, that kills you inside a little bit to have to be like that. It's, yeah, it's impossible. Yeah, that's tough. I mean, it kills it, again, it's, uh,

yeah, I think it's, you have to kill yourself inside to allow yourself to do it or something. Yeah, yeah. I'm not built like that. You may be? No, no, no. Dude, I'm going on a fuck.

I'm not built to have, not say my opinions on anything. I'm doing Thanksgiving and Del Boca Vista. This maga city over there. fine. Well, yeah, if you're that, but I don't know of crazy, yeah, I'm sure there are some, like, kids who show up are pretty fucking liberal. Well, but yeah, wouldn't don't, are you willing to sit there

and listen to him just be like Trump's never done anything wrong? The guy's a fucking perfect man. Could you sit? I mean, there are some people there for sure. Yeah, and what would you just be like, how does he do it? Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, Trump's never did anything wrong. Uh, no. Could you listen to that?

Non-stop, no. I would definitely excuse myself and just go hide in the bathroom from. Yeah. Just yelling to a pillow. He's fucking orange! I'm not saying Danny becomes the lived daughter. Yeah, I become the lib daughter. Yeah.

Yeah, stuff. I mean, yeah, you have to have no politics rule. That's the only way. That's what the wife has to do there. You go, we're not talking politics. Three kids come over, no politics. You're missing the whole point. We're a sports household now.

Right. Yeah, that's your new, you go, of those fucking Packers. Yeah, you have to be on the bills, yeah. Yeah, you've got to be on just football. But I do think that you're missing that the scenario, the broader point that is relevant here is there's guys that have a wife like that, three daughters like that, so that's the household. And then they go to a therapist that's like her fucking wingman.

I know, I know. That's one of the biggest scams going on in the world. You're paying to just. Dude, you're paying a professional meddler. Yeah. Yeah, that's, and he hates it because he knows it's bullshit too going in. and then all it's doing is confirming it, but then...

You show up, she's got to the fucking side of her head shit. Like, if he says, this is just like, I knew you were saying this. You're like, why are you getting so defensive? And he's like, I'm not getting defensive. Yes. It's like, I knew this is what it was going to be like. Yeah, big surprise.

A big surprise. You're just siding with her. And like, I'm equally as valid. And she's probably like, yeah, you're being defensive. I know. And then it's interesting because if then the woman would be like, well, if the therapist doesn't take my opinion, well, then she's right wing.

She goes, no, she's neutral. They go, there's no such thing. Yeah, there's no such thing. Have you not seen that a lot on the internet lately? That's been a big one that's coming back because there's no such thing as neutral. Anyone who says they're not political, it's just right wing.

Which is, I kind of, the reason I was even thinking, there's a million reasons why that's kind of like ridiculous, but most importantly, I was kind of thinking, the whole purpose of politics is you should be like, hey, I'm a guy and you're pitching me.

Like, these are people trying to sell me and I am the customer. Yeah, which my vote is the currency. Yeah, exactly. That is kind of, you go, and you go, no, no, no, no, you're part of the sales team. And you go, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, that's, that's well said. Yeah, that's exactly what it should be. Like, I find, I, I always find it crazy when someone's like, yeah, I'm, Democrat for life, vote blue all the way straight down the ticket or Republican and never waver, nothing can change. Well, they can do anything for you. Nothing can change your mind. Yeah, I know. Nothing. And they're like, yeah, I'm just, that's what I mean, it's sports. It's literally like, I'm a fucking bill. fan and yeah bills fan for life and when they're one in 15 I'm a bills fan and what like you know when they're in the dumps I'm a bills fan when they're good I'm a bill yes just like I'm a bills fan well it's yeah I mean they think of it like they're married I'm thinking of it like you're dating yeah yeah yeah you're I might you know I might be hanging out with this one a little more but you go I want to leave the door I you have to let this one know that it can be replaced

yeah yeah for sure as soon as you say I'm not going nowhere there is nothing you could do that I would leave you. Yeah. There is, you have me, no matter what, you own me. Guess what happens now? Now you're this guy. Yep. You're sitting, and I'm, that's back to the wife, but in the white version.

The analogy is getting flimsy. The analogy has a lot of crossover. Yeah, a lot of crossovers, but yeah, whenever you have guys that are just like, I am undevoted, there's nothing you could do that would change my mind. I will never leave you. You know what I mean? That is when you end up being a, um, you know, bitch.

Yeah. And that's what's happening. If you go, I have undivided devotion to this party, this and that. And then you end up saying stuff like, hey, you know what? Biden looks as good as he ever has. That's how you end up a bitch. Yeah. Yeah, he goes, I've never seen him sharper.

Never? You've never seen him sharper? And we have one more family thing was Australian politician resigns day after daughter revealed porn career. That's tough. I feel bad for that guy. buddy that is happening so much right now that's that is one thing they did not prepare you for he worked his whole life to be a politician he's probably like in his 50s like just gets elected he's

you know some MP or something and then moment of silence for the 19 year old daughter decides I want to go make three grand a month showing my asshole if that if that and if she does make the three grand a month it's three grand a month because they wrote a lot of headlines with your name minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like, you're not going to be doing this in three years. You fucked me. Yeah, the three, all of the money, you know, when you attach yourself to a famous person, whether it's wife or daughter or whatever, you're, you go, that three grand a month is coming from me. They're taking, it's coming away from my capital. Yeah, yeah, like our balance sheet is neutral or, or more. It is not neutral. Not even, but like best case. Yes. It's just like

moving around. Our family's balance sheet is not like, he's, yeah. He could very well just say like, hey, stop doing this, whatever you're making. I'll just pay you and be much better off. Our family will be much better off. But is that a world you want to live in where every dad has to yearly make a contract with his daughter? You're now you're the. Yeah, yeah, that's true. You're the Simp.

You're the pay pig at that point. You have to make a contract with a pay pig with your daughter. Yeah, not great. Not great. But this is the world in which we live. This is where we're up. uh, uh, dogold, his name is dogold, that insult to injury. DeGold.

DeGold. DeGold Sanders shocked colleagues by resigning suddenly as the leader on Monday saying he wanted to focus on family. Uh, just 24 hours after his daughter, Charlie goes by Willow revealed to be the star of a reality show for only fans content creators. How do you think she got that gig? Yeah, probably. I'm the, didn't, didn't hurt. Yeah, it did not hurt that I'm the congressman's daughter. Come on. I know how reality shows work. I know how he's casting.

that guy was drooling when he heard that. Chomping at the bed. And he's drilling because your tits were out. So he's double drilling. There's drool everywhere. Spokesperson for the member of, for Dubu, I don't know what that is.

Some Australian bullshit. Yeah. Says it was simply a coincidence that the resignation. Oh, okay. He said it was a coincidence. Yeah, unrelated entirely. Unrelated, man. That's the thing is we, you know,

like we shit on Muslims and stuff a lot. Well, I should on all them. No, but for cultural stuff like honor killings, but you're like, oh, that's a prime honor killing. Well, buddy, I think that's going to be one of the things that's happening at Thanksgiving is dad's going to be like fucking Muslims and sons are going to be like, actually they're kind of nailing it. Like what did you do? What did you do to keep this country intact? Yeah. They're kind of, kind of secretly based.

I kind of did have an argument against that, by the way. It's not even the Muslim thing, but I think people always make the argument a little bit that in kind of like a argument. in kind of like a more free society, they're just like, well, look what it led to, you know what I mean? And my argument, to some degree, is in, yeah, in America, you're kind of like, no, it led to people being sick of that and it kind of being over now. And people are going the other way, and you go, more kids of religion.

So in a way, you go, well, it led to the opposite. So the only way, I think the argument's fair, where you can't have both, right? Like, you can kind of think of it as like, you can have like a free society or you can have a society where every group fights for each other, right? Like for example, you can either say

you know, there's all the diversity stuff or we're like a colorblind scenario or society, right? Yeah. But I don't think you can say, okay, we're going to put out this group and this group and not your group and just say nothing about it. You go, the only way to do that is in like the UK or Canada when you clamp down on all.

You go, we're rigging the game for one group, and we're clamping down. But that always ends up kind of exploding the other way, right? Right, yeah, yeah, because eventually people's natural... But if you actually do have, like, a society where people are allowed to say what they want, and for the most part, it generally kind of evens out, especially when there's money to be made on the, on the, what would you say, what do you call it? I always say that you're good at it.

When there's money to be made between here and here? Arbitrage. Arbitrage. The arbitrage between people, you're good at it. you know, being wrong and probably what's more fair. So it's, uh, it only, that scenario, the society where you're clamping down, that's kind of the reaction to it. But I think that in a, in like a free society where you're actually allowed to talk and

stuff like that and the government doesn't actually clamp down on that. Yeah. I mean, if it's just, people are free, then they'll be free to say what they want. Right. But that argument doesn't really hold up where they go, well, it led to this and this and this and you're just like, it also led to people kind of being against that and it going the other way now. Yeah.

I mean, there's, there's an ebb and a flow to it. you know, there'll be, you know, it'll move. But when you point to countries, like, you might say Sweden or, okay, and you go, well, there was no ebb and a flow that way, and you go, yeah, but that wasn't a free society. What do you mean it wasn't a free society? They clamp down on what you're saying. Oh, you're saying, yeah, in that sense, yeah. Yeah, and I mean, there's obviously, like, conflating migration with, like, religion, you know,

because, again, there's so many. No, no, no, no, they would say that's part of, like, liberal policy. Yeah. But, again, they had to clamp down on people who, were against it. So those people couldn't raise the prominence. Right. So if you were like a real anti-immigration guy, they're putting you in jail. Yeah, yeah, for sure. They're shutting you down. Right. So if you want... But then those people will probably all at some point, if they continue

down this path, those people will all be in like the elected officials now, because that's how everybody's kind of switching now. Sort of, but that, you know, like Japan and like all those places where they're like, they're so against migration now, all this mass migration that these are the people getting elected. Yeah, that one's. hard to roll back. But I think that that's going to take too long. And I think that I would boil down to, yeah, and then they were rigging the game with, you know, censoring.

Right. So, yeah, I think that they're to some degree, right, where they go, they go, well, you either have, if you have someone in charge, like rigging the society, that it's better if it's the society you choose, if you prefer. However, the actual best one is no one's rigging society. Correct. And I guess you could say that's a pipe. type dream, but it's, I mean, it's not that, compared to other places, it is pretty, it is pretty

free in America compared to other places. I mean, just look at America. USA number one, baby. Yeah, look at it compared to other Western countries. Yeah, I'm sure there's people who live in China who are like, I love this, this is sick. I don't have any opinions that go outside of what you're allowed to say. So this is actually good. Yeah. But then you're like, yeah, but that can change. And eventually you do have an opinion and you're like, not allowed to say. And you go, okay, this is bad now. Right. It's too late. So that's my, yeah, my personal. And then also everything goes too far and then you don't have a balance to go too far. Like, because you're just like, oh, I really like this one and you're, and you go, unless you're just a straight up like company man for like a dictator where you just love this guy and you're in the thing.

Like Ian Miles to Elon Musk kind of thing. Yeah. Where you just like, I'm just a glazer. I'm fine. Just a glazer in chief. You just, he won't stop with the glazing. Can't stop. Yeah, yeah.

Won't stop. If you're, if you're not glazer in chief, every movement inevitably goes too far. And then there's no, there's no mechanism to change that. other than overthrowing them. Yeah. And I mean, look, the policy, I actually like the political system in the United States

in the sense that, like, it literally just goes back and forth every time, essentially. Like, it's pretty much 50% Democrat, 50% conservative. And, like, the way it's been going recently is it just, like, it goes one and one or it'll go, like, two terms Democrat,

two terms Republican. Like, it seems to... It's so balanced. It just takes a lot of fighting to get there. Yeah, and that's fighting is part of the mechanism. Right, but if you take away the speech, then there's no fighting. Of course, of course. But like the fighting is part of the mechanism that kind of just like, you know, course corrects the ship to kind of not get too out of whack.

You know what? As you're talking about that, let's backtrack back to the Twitter thing. And then we'll kind of continue with my family spiel. Okay. Because this was very funny. I mean, Danny tell you, you're more of a Twitter guy. Which one? Which one we're talking about? The Twitter stuff. Oh, with the, yeah, yeah. So basically, I have some accounts and stuff, but if you want to give a. Twitter came out on, um, I want to say Friday night They had teased it They were like we're releasing You're gonna be able to see What country people are posting from

Yeah You know there's this idea That there's all these people who are Agitating or you know They're not who they appear to be on Twitter And that's true And it's true So then they released it for like

An hour And then they took it away So all these people But like there was an hour On like Friday night Where you could see what country's from Best one It's still there now

No they took it away And now it's back It's back now, but they took it away because they said there were like some issues, like rolling it out. By far the best one. Department of Homeland Security is real. What is even the explanation for that? The guy had his phone. Are you dumb, bud?

Is it? No, what are they going with, I guess is more what I'm saying? So, so. What are they trying to sell you? Because obviously people use VPNs. Okay, here, like there's obviously two sides. to this. America is an occupied nation and just the Department of Homeland Security is just like runs from Israel. The Department of Homeland Security is just one rabbi in Jerusalem. Yeah, just like

some guy in Tel Aviv. The likely scenario, which is probably the more likely scenario, and people don't like this either, is that the U.S. just uses all this Israeli technology spyware, like, you know, routes everything through this stuff. So that's why it came up as Israel. Now they took it away where any gray checkmark accounts, I believe do not show, like, which is a government account. That's interesting. So that is their argument is that we have all this kind of protection software. Yeah.

So now, because they said like what country you joined from. So now, like Department of Homeland Security just says based in the United States. But if you look at, yeah, but if you look at like a normal account. it will say based date yeah account based and what country

you're connected to you know Danny says not based in Brooklyn yeah yeah yeah account based in the United States and then it'll say

connected via and then there's like a little thing here like there's a little like if you're using a VPN it'll say it's probably using a VPN okay yeah

because there are a lot of people who for safety don't say like you know like what country, they use VPNs because they're like journalists. What person in America would use a VPN that says I'm in China? Maybe, well, that, yeah, that I don't know about America, but I think

just for the overall, like the world, they'll say that. But I mean, but if you're a guy in India running a running a Patriot account, what is the benefit of you using a VPN other than to trick people to figure out of America? Yeah, yeah, that for sure. But I mean, look, you know, in the last like five years or more,

like, there's a million VPN companies are like, you need to use VPNs. piece. So there's definitely some people are like, yeah, I don't know, I use VPN. I was told, like, it's a good thing to use. And why would you use a VPN that says you're in India? Well, it might not be. I'm not. You pick your country when you sign up for VBA. So there was this guy from Gaza. He was this journalist from Gaza who was reporting in all the Gaza stuff. And then they clicked on his account and said he was in Poland. And he's like, well, yeah, I use a VPA. He's like, I use a VPN or like, my SIM card is Poland because like, you know, I'm trying to evade

the Israeli government and all this stuff. And everybody's like, ah, see, like God, this guy's been in Poland. Where you're saying, that. That's an excuse where you could see that. Yeah, where you could see it where he's just like, yeah, I don't know. And I think Edwards... Not bad. Yeah, yeah. So anyways.

But the best one was by far Department of Homeland Security in Israel. See, that was, yeah, that was the biggest one. But to me, the slop factories were funny. Edward Snowden, has nothing. By the way. If you click on his thing. How do you do that? I don't know.

I don't know if they're doing it to protect him. He just says connected via web and no country. Interesting. Yeah. No country for Snowden. Yeah, no country for snowed in. He has no country, which is kind of interesting. But then there were a lot of...

Not my best. Yeah, there were a lot of these like MAGA accounts, you know, 2000. Like people who were finding like some MAGA account, 2,000 people. And it's like, you know, I stand with MAGA and Nigeria. Yeah. Tons of those.

And there was a lot of alpha male guys where it was a, it was just a dude and it was like a jacked like Chad White dude. And he's just giving all like, how to seduce her advice and it was just like some fucking 18 year old in India. Yeah, yeah. And again, it's, you know, there's like for them,

like there is money to be made online. Like, I see it more. Mega Nation X. Dude, I see it more on Facebook. Like, I was trying to get my Facebook account monetized. And so there was this like group of people who were like talking about it. And it was all just Indians and Nigerians. The whole account.

Like, the word is out in these nations where you go like, there's money to be made. There's money to be made. Pretending you're an American. Pretending. Not even pretending you're going to be American, but there's money to be made monetizing just like garbage on the internet. And like for them,

it's probably a significant amount of money. Dude, can you imagine you have an account that made $5 grand a month and you're in India? That's, you're like a baller now. Or imagine you have an account that makes $500 a month, but you have a hundred of them. Yeah.

Right? And you're like, so there's just... You're the richest guy in New Delhi. Yeah, there's money to be made. So, like, I think there's a lot of that. I don't... I mean, I said in my...

I said, in my opinion, one of my points that I've kind of had, and obviously AI that's getting crazier, but I've been of the mind that in general, Twitter allowing you to monetize other people's content, TikTok allowing you to monetize other people's content, YouTube does it a little better, but they still do. That was the death of content in a way on the internet. Where if you think about it, I mean, it just, the incentive, show me the incentives I show you the, you know, I'll show you the outcome. It is almost impossible to compete where you go, well, these people are making good stuff.

You go, okay, well, every one of their competitors is just releasing 12 things a day that they stole. And you go, it's very, very difficult. The amount of friends that we have are like they were in comedy, they were kind of like, who's, you know, that just now their, you know, their entire account is just like, I make a face while I show a video.

Sure. And you go, and you're just like... And making bank. Right, right, right. So you can't, it's very difficult to compete with that by making stuff. So you end up with no one making stuff. Yeah, it's like that I guess, I don't know if this falls under the dead internet.

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I was at a fucking restaurant on Saturday night and I was waiting by the bar for my table and there was this old dude He's probably like 50 year old like Indian guy He was on his phone And I could see he was just like texting with girls Yeah. Like he had a bunch of numbers that were no name

And he was kind of going back and forth Between like... On an app? No, no, just on his phone. He's just texting on his phone texting on his phone. Texting. I was waiting at the bar to like order a drink and get our table.

And so he's texting and he'd be going in in like different chats. And then he would copy the message, go into chat GPT, paste the message from the girl and say like, how do I respond to this? Chat GBT GBT would give him like five options. Like here's like the fun and playful reply. Here's the funny reply. Here's the like, you know, like romantic reply, whatever. And then he would copy and paste. and he would go and reply to them.

So, like, there's chicks out there. You're like, you're talking chat GPT now. Like, and I'm sure probably people have been doing this on Tinder and all this stuff for, like, a while. But there's, like, a lot of this going on now where guys are, you're meeting some guy. You don't even know the guy. You never said a single word to him.

Yeah, he's just been, it's, you've just been talking to that GPC this whole time. That is, in a way, the type of shit that drives you insane. Yeah. Because, yeah, I guess when you're starting to be, what's real, what's not real. And maybe she's doing the same thing. Yeah, but you kind of got Truman showed in a weird way.

Yeah. I mean, it's not good. No, it's brutal. Imagine you know what you could actually do. There must be people that are, you know, their mom, like, messages them, like, tons, you know. You've got some, like, 70-year-old mother with nothing to do that just, like, hits you up nonstop. Some bot. And you just put your mom on chat GPT.

Yeah, yeah, you have a bot. Yeah, you have a bot. Yeah, yeah, your mom's been talking to chat GPT all day long. Oh, for sure. You know, chat GPT? I mean, there's probably, I mean, I've maybe even heard about this. The wife, you put the wife on chat GPT, dude, this is fucking wild. Not only that, I'm sure there's, like, you know, you train chat GPT, like, you tell them all about yourself.

And then just in the background, your Tinder's just swiping all day, just talking to chicks arranging dates and it's all just AI. And, like, you know, until they meet you in person, it's just, it's the whole thing has just been. This is all early stages as well. Yeah. Let's be very clear on that. And fucking new. Yeah, they're going to have to figure out ways to ban this kind of shit, where they can tell if it's, you know, they can detect AI.

Yeah, I mean, there are a lot of, like, you know, I know ChatGPT has the one where he uses these dashes all the time. Well, that's the obvious stuff. That's the obvious stuff. But again, you could just tell Chatsy-PT, never put a dash in your reply. Yeah, I'll make it look real. Yeah, and then that's that. So, yeah, so a lot of people have figured out, you know, Twitter, it's,

if you can create a megafarm account, Yeah, but I don't think The thing is, I don't think these Magafarm accounts Like when they're exposing them as Nigerian Or Indian, I don't think they were doing this To like, so discourse They were doing it to make money Me too.

Yeah, yeah. I think this is... This wasn't something where there's nefarious, like, state actors. I'm not saying none of them were. Some of them for sure are. Well, let's pull up some of these accounts because they're fucking hilarious. Okay, so we got here

An exact list. I'm just going to read some of the names before we go into them. American guy X And it's just a picture of like Good looking white dude This is the Indian guy Defiant Al's was one of the biggest ones

Defiant Al's yeah Where was he in Europe or something I'll click on it right now He is in so that's like a big Twitter account He always posts my A lot of times, or not all the time A lot of times he I mean some might say steals

Or everybody just kind of like Post my shit And this guy's in Japan Oh, Japan. Oh, right. Okay. But some of the names are making me laugh. U.S. Mega News, real Patriot, USA, Trump Loyalist 17.

America First Now. Mega Voice Daily. Patriot Mom, 62. Yeah. Anti-comi Patriot. Dude, that's so funny. Can you think of it the other way around where obviously it wouldn't work, but it's just to see how funny it is, like a guy who's in Brooklyn just, you know, being.

against like an Indian party. Like it gets Modi, just like shit fucking Modi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And getting fucking... And like there's a whole stirrup in India right now because this guy's like Modi Hater 21 is fucking lives in Brooklyn. Okay, this one is from India.

Bible and guns. Yeah. Red State Rebel, Trump train 24, 2A defender. Mega Marine vet. Mega marine vet. Yeah. Okay, we got, and then this person, I guess, is against Israel, so they have a lot of the Israel ones.

Israel Defender U.S., stand with Israel A.F., Jewish Patriot, USA. Israel in India. But that's the thing is, so. There was both on that side. Yeah, yeah, those ones are like. There was some Democrat ones, but it's more mega. Yeah, yeah, and that's the thing is those are, like, because Indians love Israel, just because they hate Muslims. Well, I see what you're saying.

So those might actually be legitimate. The same way that there's some mother. Muslims that just start being like really against Israel just because they're like Muslims. Yeah. And then there's also some Indians that hate Muslims. Yeah. Like India. You are right.

That is true. Israel just because they hate Muslims. So, okay. Because they hate Pakistan. So you are right. That is something that exists. Okay. But okay.

So this is, it's a picture of Jason Statham. And it says, The manmaker. The manmaker. We build men here. Like a 16-year-old Indian boy. He's the writer behind viral dating threads in posts. Okay, so I'll read some of his.

Signs of low testosterone. You hate someone because of their location. That's the most recent one. By 30, most women have done sexually what 80% of men will never experience in their entire lives. That's why they hide it. Men brag about their past. Women bury theirs. Okay. Top seven rules of seduction. Which is funny you're now that you know. This is all like AI slop. So much of this, their content. Number one, number one, give her nicknames. Because

when you, when you name something, you own it. Yeah, I figured out to turn grok into a red Never be the first one to break high contact. That's good a fucking India. That's good advice. Good advice. There is one thing though. I love this. After this came out too, like there's this idea that a lot of people on America is like, yeah, nobody, if you're not from America, like we don't want you talking about America kind of thing.

You're like, well, this is not talking about America. Yeah, I know. This is obviously this stuff. But also the other ones aren't. They're engagement. But there were some accounts that were getting found, like bigger accounts that were just, you know, discuss politics in America. And they're like, if you, you know, your opinion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, obviously that's true.

That's true. But there's difference between discussing and being a propagandist for clicks. Or just being, you know, you're just a money making account. I'm sure there was some of that, but that's not what most of it is, Danny. No, most of it is this. Most of it's like 2,000 person, like 2,000. The less needy and desperate you seem, the more attractive and interesting. You'll see.

What was the name of this account? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Really hot one. The girls don't love the desperate guy. Got my follow. Remember important shit she tells you. Women love a man with a good memory. Yeah, except for if you remember the bad stuff.

God damn, man. Women like a man with a very selective memory. Destiny determines everything, and man is powerless. Okay. Men, never vent to women. They don't care. A girl who's obsessed with you doesn't love you. Women don't love softly.

A woman who isn't obsessed with you doesn't love you. women don't love softly they love obsessively she can go if she can go hours without texting or calling or wanting to see you she isn't interested if you're if your wife fucking goes an hour without calling you that's because she's not interesting not interested um there was a really good one um oh here we go okay so i just want you to picture a guy sitting in his dad's basement in india yeah you know and by the way there is not a basement this is a nine of a nine there's nine people living in a three-bedroom apartment in a room and this guy has like you know an old laptop from 1975 and he's writing this never accept that she's not interested in you even if

she isn't act like she is carry yourself like the man she's chasing speak like the man she's trying to impress move like the man she wants to win women follow the frame hold your frame and but you got what I'm saying is don't take no for an answer essentially do not take no for an answer yeah it's good He posts the same stuff over and over again. It's because all AI. These accounts, dude, like some of these people. I think you're wrong.

I think what they do is they kind of look at what other. Or the repurposing. Yeah, they're looking what other man. Yeah, because I see them on Facebook, all these AI, like crazy accounts. You're like, this is just purely AI generally AI gentlemen. Okay. America first, and it's a picture of a female, like one of the hot, like, female Fox News style girls. Good morning, X.

God bless America. Good morning, X. Hello, dear. Do you agree? Maga, he will go down his history as the greatest president of all time. Thumbs up.

Thumbs up. Thumbs up if you like Trump. Thumbs up emoji. Any thumbs up emoji that's not American. Here's a good one. It's a picture of a woman holding a child. I read that one for the people,

Danny. Thumbs up if you're a Trumper who loves God. I love this. Four thousand likes. That's 2.7K. Because she's using a photo of a girl that's kind of hot. Yeah, of course. Holy shit.

And that's the thing. It's like, you know, to you to think like, yeah, I'm not doing this for. Can I get a heart to say how beautiful Ivanka Trump is? Yeah, you make $2 an ad revenue and you're like, oh, well, we make a day. It's a day's a day's wage. She's making money over here, man. Yeah. Describe Trump in one word.

She asked a lot about like, what do you think of this person? name one thing Republican women have the Democrat women don't Again This is just this engagement farming shit Where you're like you're prompted to reply I agree but it's hilarious

I know I agree Yeah yeah So America first is killing it Yeah Megination Yeah Megination has 400K And it was found to be

Indian See that's tough I feel bad for that guy This guy was making money Yeah for sure So Meganation I don't know if it was And they're just a fucking true patriot.

Like, you know. Describe Melania Trump using only one word. So they're all. Yeah, it's all of this. They're all doing the same. This might be the same guy. Probably. Oh, dude, you think they have one account?

Hell no. Exactly. They have those crazy walls of phones. Oh, my God. No. Do you agree that Dr. Anthony Fauci and Bill Gates should be prosecuted? It says A, yes, B, no. And a lot of people at your Thanksgiving this weekend are going to be crestfallen to find out that they were

responding to this and there's just some dude and India. Oh, these guys are wreaking havoc on dads. Oh, dude, they're killing Thanksgivings. Like Christmases, every family get together is just absolute powder keg because of these accounts. Yeah, there's some fucking bangers in here. Do you think Pete Hags is sick?

Not that. I just made that one. Breaking. Do you support President Trump banning Sharia law in the United States? Yeah, yeah. Yes or no? Let's get one more. Okay, Mega Patriot. is mostly repost, so it's not as fun. Okay, then we have one here.

Oh, this is the guy with the... A lot of them got taken down, by the way. Well, they delete... I think they self-deleted them because they just knew the jig was up. Okay, this is in Trump We Trust. Everybody in the nation should check out Hillary's emails on WikiLeaks. Okay.

I'm so happy Donald Trump won. We as a nation kept that beast out of the White House. We as a nation. Good shit. Define else. A real mega warrior was a Pakistan 100K. Ivanka News was just one that just

only posted stuff about why Ivanka's sick. Yeah. And then she that one was an Indian dude. So the world's getting hard for, you know, unless you're really paying attention. You're just constantly, your brain's just getting juked and it's not great living like that.

Yeah. It's not great. I mean, generally do not follow any accounts that all they do is just ask questions. Oh yeah Yeah Because that's the thing is The money you make on Twitter

Is from ads served in the comments So that's why they're all like Doing this engagement farming shape Because that's how Twitter does their monetization Because video There's no video ads on Twitter Until they figure that out Once they figure that out

It might actually fix the platform a little But for now they're like Yeah we figure out that you can't repost Well that too obviously Because even Facebook has some Some copyright tool Yes they do Yeah they do

but I mean I guess Twitter's just like not not there yet yeah because there's he'llon's Chinese yeah it's Chinese well said the two Chinese apps have the worst they've they've the two apps that act most like Chinese apps yeah which is zero intellectual property rights right have both degenerated into Chinese slop yeah and Chinese slop is done by Indians yep it's a new world Chinese slop is done by Indians now

Okay, so this is for people who are going back again. People are going to Thanksgiving with the family. Maybe you're going to the wife. Maybe you're going to the family to stay there for a while. This person says, My wife insists we don't have sex while visiting my in-laws. But this year, she's taking her rule to an extreme. My wife and I are joining her parents for Thanksgiving.

The trouble is we are spending the week leading up to the holidays at their house. And my wife has a strict rule. She insists we never have sex while we are guests in their home or they are guests in ours. As ridiculous as that is, I'm willing to go down with it. However, my wife has now decided that extends to self-pleasure. She has forbidden me from taking my fleshlight. Come on. You just can't crank when out in the shower like the rest of us.

You got to go fucking, you go, I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was living in communist China where I can't bring my fleshlight to Thanksgiving. Pretty crazy if she's just packed. She's like throwing some underwear in your back. She's bringing the flesh. Just so you know. Well, we can't have sex. Yeah.

I mean, you're the other one who has this arbitrary rule where we're not allowed to have sex with the in-laws. So I just wanted to bring my couple fleshlights. Just you were fucking out of blow in your shoulder. You're like, I'm the weird one right now. Yeah. Obviously, yeah, there's one way we, I don't have to bring my 19 fleshlights. Yeah.

If you just pleasure me like you're supposed to, then I wouldn't have to bring my fleshlight. She goes, you can't. You just need the fleshlight? She's forbidden me from taking a flashlight and has gone as far as to say is I'm not allowed to jerk off. She's completely out of line, right? Oh, again, it's, you know, if you're a man, there's ways around that. Yeah, I know. Look, you can, buddy, I don't, you don't have to check in when you're jacking off. Yeah, exactly. The fuck are you doing? You can just do it. You can just do things. Yeah, you don't have to. That is one of them. You don't have to check in. She doesn't even

have to know about it. Unless you're some real loud, just like, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, how long is this What's going on in there? You just do a normal 10-minute shower crank session? Yeah, you don't need to bring your blow-up doll to the in-laws. Yeah, you're kind of being the weird one right now. You guys look, well, yeah, it's a procedure. I've to set up my candles.

Or option two. Yeah, just crank one out. Yeah, you're an idiot. Yeah, this guy's too much. But I just think it's funny, too, that whenever they have stuff like this, the blogs are obviously coming from kind of a progressive angle, so they always have to side on the side of sexual liberation.

Yeah. So they actually took his back here where they go, I don't think a partner has any right to legislate their partner's masturbation unless it is so distracting, intense, or frequent, it's getting in the way of otherwise regular sex life. So they can't do anything about it. However, but then they still were kind of like, yeah, just take a week off, buddy. It's not the end of the world. Yeah, yeah.

They still ended up there. I mean, like, yeah, you'll be fine. Yeah, I know. Just take a week off. Go fucking no fap for a week. I think when you have a conversation like this, if this was your body, you go, this isn't about the masturbation, is it?

No. This isn't about you spanking it. This is about you not being told about to do, and this is how you're fighting back. And you're fighting back in a way that's not good. There's better way... Fuck, you won't do what you tell me. As you fucking...

That's just like the whole car right over is just that on loop. Fuck you won't do what you told. When she says he can't jack off. Yeah. Do do. Do you want you to tell me. Do do not.

Faud blows in the back. Those who die are justified, but we're in the badge and the chosen wife. Come on. That's him in the bathroom of her parents. Their parents are like, what is going on in there? Some of those who burn crosses are the same of the poor forces. Come off, dude. Yeah, that's a tough spot.

Yeah, the dad's like, can you turn the music on? Talk to your daughter. He goes, what is going? There's no hot water left. Also, this is one last Thanksgiving article that I don't even know. I didn't even send it to you because we're not even going to go through it. It just says, can orgasms make you a better parent? That was off, but just to show that they do have some of their old church.

Sure. I don't even want to go through it. Yeah, we don't need to. You can imagine what they're sitting. No. No. Okay. RFK, let's talk.

Yeah. This is one of our centerpieces this week. Yeah, this is a pretty crazy story, actually. I know. Do you see the song? No, I saw the poem. Oh, you didn't see the song? Wait, what?

Well, tell people what happened first. Okay, so RFK, uh, a little, so first off, I'd just like to say that female journalists don't ever sleep with their sources to get a story. Uh-huh. They don't do that. Never. But this one time they did. Yeah.

There's one time it turned out that they did do this. they did do that. I thought he was, he's still going with never smashed. Well, no, she had a different thing with like a different one. That's kind of been her whole thing. She'd been doing this. Yeah, yeah, but so, uh, but he had this poem, uh, this is, I'm being a blogger before. Yeah, yeah, you did. It's a pretty low fucking bar. I've been a blogger before. You know, didn't you? You could probably tell you. Well, everyone I'll be able to like get to the bottom of when they see the articles.

Ten best fucks I ever. most I've ever been walking funny no it was yeah but so what to do with the other 49 seconds so RFK had some he wrote the poem right but so but anyways before the poem

the song so they some people were digging into her past Olivia Nudzi or I don't know Nudzi yeah yeah and so she's always wanted to be like famous she's always wanted to be like something and she had this song

when she was fuck I can't believe you didn't know about this let me see if I can find the song Is it copyrighted enough or we can we play it? I can't imagine it's just some random song We can probably play it It was when she was 16 And it's all about being jail bait

It's crazy No way Yeah it's Here it is This is Olivia This is the girl that RFK had his emotional affair with. What?

What? She wrote this when she was 16. She has a line that says 16 will get you 20. Jail Bay. I'm Jail Bay. Can't stay away. Dude, 16 will get you 20.

That's actually a good line. Yeah, crazy, though, for a fucking... But did she write that when she was 16? Yeah, because she was... Yeah, she was trying to be like a musician at some point. And yeah. Holy shit, that's weird. So she went into that.

16 will get you 20 lust criminally. That's the line. Dude, it's taking the power back. It's reverse old song. Yeah, kind of. But the guy was saying jailbait. Now it's like the reverse, I'm the jailbate taking the power back. Yeah, exactly.

This is jailbate propaganda. Yeah, it was a Myspace song. Wow. So she was doing this music thing and she became a blogger. And then she got into a texting relationship with RFK. Yeah. All this stuff started coming out. RFK kind of waved it off being like, I was a little too flirty with her, but that's all it was.

That's all it was. Cheryl, let it slide. Cheryl's, Cheryl's a dog. Cheryl's sort of a ride or die. Yeah, Cheryl's a real rider die.

He must have some fucking, they must get with the JFK treatment. You know, like that Bill Hicks joke where they, like, showed Cheryl like the video of the JFK assassination from a different angle

than nobody's ever seen. Yeah, because Cheryl has ridden or didn't, ridden or did for him. Yeah, big time. Okay, so that's how it started. So, yeah, then there's a...

Then the Ronchy Sex-Sack, RFK Jr. texted about with Olivia Nuzi according to her ex-Ry, according to her ex-Ry and Lizza. So the ex-girl, he has this thing with Olivia. Yeah. That's been going on forever. Now, she was in a relationship

with this guy, and the husband is now writing a book. Yeah. So, you know, there is a grain of salt. Yeah. In the fact that the ex-husband's writing a book. Yeah. Because he's obviously trying to sell copy, so it's going to be, that being said, the

chance that RFK wasn't actually sexting with this girl and doing all this stuff is zero. Yeah, yeah. We know that he was sexting because he's admitted to it, I believe, so. It's just a matter of, yeah. Did he sex this? Well, and also what are the health benefits

of this? Because there seemed like there might be some. Tell them, right? The raunchy sex act being referred to as felching. Feltching. If you remember that. Yeah, I do remember that. Claimed that he only learned about Feltching. And this guy's name is Ryan, so it's sort of a hit for the Ryan's where

your fucking chick. Yeah, not great for the Ryans. Buddy, you walk in, you just hear some boots knocking upstairs and you hear, yeah, take that. You love it. You'll never hear another. I bet your boyfriend doesn't give it to me a like. I got to go to you like that. He doesn't felt you.

You've never been felt my man with a raspy voice. Has it like me to be with a real man? You would hate that. Yeah, not great. Not great. That's not what you want to walk in on. Do you want to tell people what felching is, Ryan? It learned about

felching after coming through the salacious text, written by Newsy. And she was sarcastingly joking. Thank Bobby in a revelatory article. Felching is the term used for when one sexual partner sucks semen out of another partner's anus. With a straw. With a straw.

Not with a straw. With a straw. This is, Felching was... I know. I remember this. Yeah, Felchig was like a big joke when I was like Me too. I just don't remember this. I forget the straw. Straw. Yeah, it's a straw. Which again, following unprotected or penetrative sex, according

to the National Institute of Health, which RFK Jr. leads as part of his top role in NHS. Now, this is one funny part before we get into the poem. The term was coined in 1972 by the book, The Argo of Homosexual Subculture, written by Ronald Farrell, and it is considered a fairly common sex act in the gay community. Now, Danny, is Is that true? Not to my knowledge.

I'm going to take the Fifth Amendment here. I'm going to take my Fifth Amendment rights. The 69th Amendment. The 69th Amendment. Not coming. My question is, again, back to this. If R.K's talking about this, there must be some crazy health benefits to this. That's the question, yeah.

Like, what does he know that we don't? It's like your joke, you know, when some Chinese person at the gym is, like, doing something crazy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are they up to? Yeah, when you see a white lady with her hands on the air running in the treadmill,

you're like, look at this psycho. you see an Asian lady running with her hands on the gym, you're like, what does she know? Right, exactly. So what does he know about felching? Is it some miracle tonic? You know what I mean? Is there something about the anus and the cum? Yeah, is he try, is this a last ditch effort for him to get his voice back?

Like, did he hear somewhere where you go, yeah, it's like if you suck your cum out of some girl's vagina, you'll fix your voice. And he goes, I'll do anything, Doc. Doc, I'll try anything. I'm desperate, Doc. he's just down there in her ass still nothing didn't work need to do more

god damn it I'll be ready again in 10 minutes uh god I mean that's that's where my mind goes is what are the RFK is a straight up oh I mean dude don't you remember like the book they found his diary or whatever.

Dude, do you remember the diary? Yeah, do you have that diary when he was married for the chick who killed himself? Yeah. He killed herself his old wife or what I think his wife. And he would rate every chicky fuck. Diary of the event, Spank. Yeah, kind of.

But he would rate every single chick and all this stuff. Like he would give them like these detailed ratings and he would log every girl he banged and like rate them. Like more autistic than it is. Kind of. Well, it's just, I don't know, maybe it's just, that's what a dog was like in the... That's not really dog behavior, in my opinion. Well, that's like a sec, weird, like, version of a sex addict, maybe.

Yeah, I guess so. I mean, maybe he was like, I'm going to get married, so I need to remember for my mental images. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is, like, a spank bank for him. Yeah, yeah, this is like an analog spank bank. This is before we digitize them. He has had, like, a little rolodex, like, recipes kind of. just all on Q cards

Yeah alphabetized on Q cards this is do we decimal system Yeah so there's maybe that Okay so They said that the poems He had more poems but he said some of them were too spicy to print Oh wow really? No that's what Ryan said That's well he's no he said they're too spicy to print

So I don't think they're in the book Oh really I think this is an excerpt from the book But he's like I'm not like this I'm not trying to produce filth here It's spicier than felching? That's about as depraved as it gets. That's what he says, man.

So this is one of RFK's poems. American Canyon, it's called. It is crazy that if they, I mean, again, it's not 100% confirmed, but it seems like he was doing stuff like this. Probably's confirmed. Yeah. But at RFK, his flirting with a journalist at 70 years old, he's at the gym sending poetry to her and it's like poems about getting it in. I don't think this counts is getting it in.

This is getting it out. Your open mouth awaiting my harvest. Your open mouth awaiting my harvest. I mean to squeeze your chicks. Your open mouth awaiting your harvest. I mean to squeeze your cheeks

to force open your mouth. I'll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow. Don't spill a drop. That's what the nation's top medical authority said That is the guy in charge of all of our health in this country Yeah so he says

I encourage you to swallow don't spill a drop And not just like gross Yeah it's kind of gross as gross as felching Yeah not as gross as felching Not even the same ballpark But that kind of like flowery language in that context Kind of uh it just feels more like Yeah

Yeah that's like an old guy trying to do dirty Yeah it's an old guy trying to do Game for too long That's exactly what it feels like i'll write her a poem yeah you're like this isn't want a poem i'll spit in your mouth our saliva our saliva is now connected we are together forever yeah exactly yeah i'm like i flip you over with yet another position look at my erect penis how throbbing for you blood in it it does feel like that flip you on top you've had enough but i'm still ready for

for more. I look at your face. Satisfied. I've seen this face before. Satisfied. Happy camper you are. Poems. He's a weird guy.

Just finished your ninth coming session. I guess is this... You can't stop coming. In the context of all the other shit that's come out of about him, like, you know, leaving the dead bear in the park. Yeah. What was he, like, picked up like a whale head or something? Yeah.

Like, just I guess this is kind of hilarious It's all lining up, I guess. Hilarious dude. And also respect that you can have that much demons and shit in your closet and still just keep trucking. I think that's just that's what happens when you're in Kennedy.

There's like a level of just you are just a celebrity in perpetuity in this country. A lot of family drama. You'd want to talk about a Thanksgiving that's going to be awkward. There's a lot of drama in the Kennedy family. You know he's got like some uncle or some, he's got an uncle, he's got a nephew.

Yeah, Jack Schlaasman. His nephew's got a fucking beef with Schultz. Yeah, yeah, Jack Schlesmerger. And that guy's trying to run from something, too. He's trying to run for Congress. That guy, he just, well, they said he's like, you know, these guys have just these like wild trust funds. Oh, yeah, insane. He never worked a day in his life.

And they just make Instagram videos kind of about, look, you know. Beef, I guess, I don't know. Yeah, well, his stuff. Yeah. I only know him from him going after Schultz. Well, he's kind of like a dem, like, glazer. He's a hardcore.

He's a Democrat glazing bit. He's like a hairy sister. like hardcore damn, which is again, that is the party of their family. I guess so, yeah. RFK Jr.'s younger brother, Maxwell Kennedy, wrote an op-ed,

calling his brother's action a betrayal of his father's legacy. Yeah, because I would never do none of that butty, felch and shit. I don't think, I think this is him talking about the hell stuff. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. I mean, that would be hilarious. I was like, you want to falch me JFK? He's like, ew. Yeah, that is.

Hilarious if that's what he meant, yeah. But yeah, his brother said that his brother's like RFK is done. So there's a lot of drama in the RFK family. Oh, I'm sure they've had, I'm sure there's been drama since. Arnold still likes him, though. I saw Arnold on an interview where they were trying to get Arnold to talk shit about them and Arnold was like, no, he's good. Because he likes him for the health stuff.

I mean, dude, did you see the- No, it wasn't even that. He was like, I know him personally and I like him. Yeah, yeah. Did you see the Doritos thing, which is a good thing? But Doritos came out and essentially they're like, we're coming out with chips with none of the poison. Good.

Yeah, you're like, why couldn't you do that before? Yeah, right. You're like, so you can just make the chips exactly the same just with none of the poison? And they go, yep, taste exactly the same. It looks a little bit different. Why don't you do that? You go, you didn't ask.

Yeah, you didn't ask. You know, I thought we... If you wanted no poison, someone... I mean, if you want no poison, say you don't want poison. Yeah, this is it. This is from... It's like a girl. If she wants sex with no face punches, that has to be removed.

Yeah, yes, let me know. This is from last week, introducing Doritos and Cheetos simply naked now made with no dyes or art of the flavor. I love how it's naked and you go what's the naked mean? You go, we just took the poison out. Yeah, we just took the poison out. So they're not like bright orange anymore, but they taste

they're not glowing with nuclear fission. Yeah, yeah, they're like none of the crazy shit in them and but yeah, we figure we figured out a way to make Doritos taste exactly the same with none of the poison. You go, thanks. Yeah. But that is RFC Jr. did that. Like that is from RFK's whole like getting rid of the dyes and all that stuff. Right. So he's making you a little

help here if you want to get... We get poison-free Doritos now. He's like, I'll take the bullet and I'll take all the poison. What's the poison? My cum. I'm really trying to fix this voice thing. I mean, that's kind of

the guy that was drinking his own pee, but he's that with cum. Yeah, with cum, I guess. That is crazy if RFK is fucking guzzling his own semen. I mean, if it comes out that RFK is dipping into the piss, would not be surprised. That would surprise me less.

Oh, that would be the least surprising thing if he's a big piss guy. There's zero things less surprising that RFK's drinking piss. Yeah, and he's drinking like a fancy wine guy too. This is an 87. One of my best

years. Look at the legs on this. The legs. But this is him lying in the bathtub. She's got his leg over. his head. Cheryl's peed on him for sure.

Oh, yeah. For health. For health benefits. Nothing freaky. Yeah, nothing freaky. Nothing at all freaky about it. That's why he's like, he probably convinced her I have a new way that I can tell your health by drinking your pee.

Yeah. You know what I mean? He's like. And it's not new. It's actually fucking 2,000 years old. He goes, you need to go to the doctor and also, yeah. Dude, that's literally how they used to check if you had diabetes, like before like taste your pee?

Yeah. A doctor had to drink your piss, and if it tasted really sweet, they're like you have diabetes. That's a doctor that convinced everyone. That is 100%. Yeah, yeah. That is. Pissman. That is for sure a doctor that was into that.

Yeah. No, that's before they had testing. That's what you did. You just drank the... I think a lot of doctors back in the day were just like, yeah, and I can tell if you have cancer. It's like, how do you have to do that? Pull them out. Honk, honk.

honk honk perfect a bill of health that'll be $10 yeah Trump and Ma Dami are best friends yeah

look at that look at that I know yeah that's for now I think it was in my opinion this is what Trump's game

he's playing is he thinks that he's kind of like taking control of the situation yeah killing him with kindness he's I control this situation and it's the most

surprising outcome too. You probably kind of get him a little off balance because he's expecting it probably to be a little less gracious. And then now he's like, oh, he's like so nice to me. You take him off balance. That is, it does take you off balance a little bit. It's like you have a meeting with someone where you're going to

fire them and yeah, and then you're just so nice. And you know, Trump does love a winner. Trump loves a winner and like, yeah, maybe it's that. So he probably does respect him. It does kind of make him look like a bullshitter though. Yeah, for sure. Literally call him a communist and Yeah, there's like...

I mean, I believe they were floating prior to the... I mean, that being said, but you go, you know, if he doesn't be careful, people might think he's full of shit. Hey,

this Trump guy might be full of shit. What's going on here? I think that's his biggest worry. Yeah, that's true. That's a good point. But I, I don't have too much to say about Trump and Mondami and also it was a little bit ago,

so I'm not going to go deep it and do it. Yeah, and again, it was fun. This will be a developing... Yeah, it was funny. But, yeah, a countdown to when, you know... Yeah, there's gonna be... They're gonna butt heads at some point, and then it'll be back to...

But it was more if I'm being completely honest. I wanted to segue into NYC because I have something for you. Yeah. When headphone Dodgers strike back, NYC... Knife... A strap hanger? Strap hanger. That's just someone who rides the train.

What's that? That's like the New York Post. They call everybody it's... You know, there's the strap that you hang on to? Oh, my God. So they call them the strap hangers. Stupid. It's probably like an 80-year-old.

So they call someone a strap hanger on the subway. Just someone who rides the subway. And there's not even straps anymore. So the NYC strap hanger knifed in gut for asking passengers to stop talking loudly on the That's what happens. Right. Yeah, that's what happens if you think you're going to talk to a headphone dodger. People don't understand why these headphone dodger laws are necessary.

Going up to someone, and this is my, you're a headphone dodger guy, but I'm also not a guy that likes headphone dodgers. No, it's like what I don't like people talking loudly on the phone. It's one of my number one pet pee. people talking about the phone I don't want to hear their music none of it none of it no but the problem is is if you say something they kill you that's people don't realize yeah people don't realize that you're like oh why don't you just say something is they kill you these are all mentally ill people to begin with and even some of them aren't mentally ill they're just like what the fuck you say yeah yeah

there's like these antisocial like thugs and they'll kill you yeah yeah yeah danny danny 80s fox news in two weeks Yeah, so that is what you can't say anything The only the most you can do Is look at the person you're with and go I don't believe this guy I know Maybe you could even go to a stranger

I mean you might be able to go to a stranger You might be a connect with a stranger I've had that where I've looked at a stranger And been like But I just you don't say anything You make the eyes Yeah, it's the best you can do Yeah oh God forbid

That's how you take the power back God forbid you hear the headphone dodger Hear you say something to another guy They go what you say That's how you take the power Nothing sir We were just talking about your great choice of music and how much everybody's loving it right now after our long day of working. We're just talking about how much we love the DJing.

Yeah, we just thought you're just, this music is so good. You just go, well, I'm selector. Does it again. Is that NBA young boy? I love his music. Right. So not great. Not great.

Danny actually sent me this fashion show. article. Yeah. So they use Danny's wool here. Yeah, my wall. I'm shearing me. so then they want to like repurpose them and they're saying Is this a fashion show being like We just want you to know all these are made with gay sheep?

Yeah And it's the wool of gay sheep And then And these sheep are like We're not gay Do you think the sheep comes out? Israel's our greatest allies Yeah

And the sheep are legitimately like We're not gay Yeah But so they're trying to gay up fashion Not like it's one of us Yeah, I know. But, hold on, I've been trying to get this article on The Paywall Blogger. Oh, yeah, I didn't send it to you with the thing.

Yeah, essentially, that's all it is. It's just like it's a gay sheep, these sheep that they don't, they kill essentially. And now they're like, we're repurposing them. They're giving them a new lease on life. And there's just all these gay sheep. And the photo is a guy with a bunch of sheep with a giant gay flag, which it looks like it's potentially superimposed. this guy is probably like yeah

I didn't hold that flag oh like the dude in the photo like it looks fake so the guy's probably just like standing there and I didn't hold that but uh yeah New York Fashion Week you can you can get gay sheep clothing now that's the most fashion week shit ever yeah gay wool underwear just so you know this sheep loop gay

yeah yeah so that's all there is it's just yeah they're just trying to be like yeah there's gays everywhere yeahms are gay and I don't know if that's true or not Because again, are they butt-fucking or are they just not fucking? Because that's the two separate things.

Very asexual sheep is what it sounds like. Yeah, it sounds like asexual sheep, which is different. Or just not picked. Like, they tried to get some sex and the women were like, no. Yeah, exactly. This just might be the kind of natural selection. Insel sheep. Yeah, insal sheep.

Not so they don't even realize that they think they might be having insol-searched. Yeah, you're doing literally an insol-sheep fashion show. Yeah, exactly. That's what you think. And you got another gang on, no, we want to kill women. Where can I rent a van? Shigdow. Shigdow.

She's going their own way. Yeah. But just when we're talking about the headphone dodger stuff, so they always come out with these crazy ones in London, but this was, every once in a while, it lines up where you're just like,

how do you not see this and be like, we ought to make some changes around this fucking place? Assault victim convicted of hate crime after she branded attacker, F-A-G-G-O-T. Oh, no. in text messages telling friend how she'd been beaten up. Some dude beat her up. Yeah, she calls him an F slur.

Calls him an F slur. And then they bring her... By the way, she was reported. So you have to get reported. Who reported her friend? I was trying to figure that. Yeah, I was trying to figure that too. But I think, I mean, who could have reported her

other than the person who had access to that text message? So her friend reporter. Her friends like that is terrible also. Or unless they were like, we need more evidence. So if you have any texts that you could help us to like... No, it said it was reported. Oh, okay. an aspiring nurse, she was reported to the police

described by so they basically bring her in and they're in court and they're just like, listen, we both did something really, really terrible. So this is basically like turning into Soviet Russia where, you know, the friend is like, sees this text and they're like, if I don't report this, I'm going to get in trouble. I know. There could be blowback for me for participating in this,

so I'm just going to get ahead of this and go report my friend. Yeah, I wish I didn't have to. Yeah, you're like, I just, I don't know. Maybe she's testing me. you know like maybe she's going to report me for not reporting her yeah yeah yeah so you're like I just have to report her

and she was ordered to undertake 72 hours of unpaid work and 10 rehabilitation activity days so now she's actually charged and they give her a sentence of community service and shit like that for being beat up and calling the guy buddy I'm John Wayne Gacy

if that's fucking crime yeah if you go don't go through my texts just guys standing up being like I said it I also said it's crazy like just there's actual criminal proceedings for dude can you imagine if the if they had to

take the London courts had to look at the American podcast world God oh my God they'd have to be hiring just like everybody off the street to just be a judge ago, we're so overwhelmed right now. Yeah, it's just 90% of the country's judges.

Yeah, it's crazy. Crazy that they're actually doing this stuff because really, they talk about this stuff. How does a judge not throw it out where they go, well, obviously she was assaulted, we're not going to, you know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know. It's a crime's a crime, I guess. It's similar to the thing in Canada where the guy got,

the guy broke into his house with a crossbow, and he stabbed the guy with the crossbow, and they're like, yeah, you stabbed him too much. So now you have, you're facing manslaughter charges. in America, surely they'd be like, yeah, well, the guy broke into his house with a crossbow, so whatever happened to him is that's his problem. Yeah, what are you mental? Yeah, you're crazy.

And in Canada, they're like, no, that's the law. Yeah, we are mental. Yeah, we are mental and that's the law. And that's okay. Yeah, that's okay. And that's okay. Yes, we are mental. And there's nothing wrong with that.

And if, you know, say something's wrong with it. See how we hem you up. Are you mental? Hey, I could do this all day, another four years. This is crazy. Crazy. That's also another word you're not allowed to use. So that is something else. Yeah, that's crazy.

I mean, listen, I get, no, I don't get any of them. I was going to say, no, none of them. No, there's one thing, you know, there was like a couple of them where they're like you're inciting violence and that probably like, uh, right, like falls into like a separate category. But in a private text message, just calling a guy who was an F slur for doing what he did, assaulting. Yeah, agreed. For calling him that to her friend, and you're like, what do we even doing? What are we doing?

If you said your attacker's gay and now you're doing fucking now you're cleaning up litter on the side of the road. You're like on a chain gang. You're on a chain gang. Well, back in America, there's some, the Somali Pirates was one of my favorite stories over the last, you know, last week or whatever. See, it is true. The pirates are taking even American jobs. I mean, I mean, listen, maybe not American. American, but back in the day where I grew up, pirate, it was a white man's job.

You had a peg. I ain't ever seen no black man with a peg leg. Exactly. I ain't never seen no black man with a peg leg. No, they raw dog it. Yeah, they raw dog it. Or they have one of those, like, cart things. Saw a dude that was around with a, he had one leg.

And he had pretty good bionic leg, with shorts on. Like, he was pretty... You had a solid one? He was pretty solid leg. And he was honestly kind of, you could tell he was almost, you know, he should put it out there. Oh, he's showing a lot. You didn't have to have shorts on.

No. This is a guy making a statement. It's crazy, the advancements that they made. It used to just be like a wooden, crappy, like, skin tone thing. Could we used to be put a plunger on upside down. Yeah, like 20 years. 20 years ago, it's just like this prosthetic. Now they're like literally fucking half man, half machine.

So I've looked at, I've been kind of, I spent a good couple hours figuring out what's going on with this pirate stuff and it's really making me laugh. Yeah. But the Somalians. So it's in Minnesota, right? Minnesota has a mass... Tim Wallace is Minnesota. Tim Wallace is Minnesota, who should be the vice president right now. But he robbed.

Yes. Robbed. But yeah, basically they have the crazy Somali thing. And so, you know, they have their charities there, and they donate to their charities. And their charities are essentially getting filtered back to Somalia and making its way to... It was al-Shabaab. They ran these huge government scams. Yeah.

And it was kind of the USAID and all that sort of stuff. But the scope and scale of this was fucking... Massive, right? So some people in the Somali community ran a big government benefits scam. They created fake childcare centers, fake meal programs, fake housing assistance cases. They built the government for services

that didn't exist. Then on top of that, they took the autism rates of kids and they said all their kids were autistic. So they're like, we have just like the highest autism rate forever because every autistic kid we get another fucking pop of 20 grand or whatever. Yeah. Hundreds of millions of dollars.

Newer investigation. found more fraud in other programs like housing assistance so they were they were running money through all of this lot of scams and then they're sending it back to Somalia parking lots to terrorists I think it all went to back to parking lots back to because in Toronto Somalians all run parking lots yeah smallings you don't fuck with Somalians in charge like they're fuck with Somalians anywhere they're nuts yeah they're not to be remember where we were the guy was like the fuck I can't remember this but we were that this guys like Somali, he went to

fucking Canada randomly. He was like an Uber driver of ours somewhere and he's, remember we were talking to him? He's like, yeah, I've been to Mississauga and I was visiting like a Somalian friend and he got shot in a parking lot. Oh yeah, but you're in London. In London, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,

and he's like, you got shot in the head. He's like, I've been to Canada once. I went to visit my friend in Mississauga and he got shot in the head. That's the peak. Somalian stuff is the peak if you're, if you're like a white lib,

you'd be just like, don't say that about them. If you're like anyone that grew up in any multicultural city. You're like a black guy, white guy, a Somalian guy. Yeah. Just like everyone who is,

you know, has like a real, an actual view of what. Understanding of how things are. Well, they go, oh, those guys are wild. Yeah,

wild. You know what I mean? It's kind of like the Tamils are wild. Like people, certain groups are wild. But the Somalians are fun, interesting one because it's,

in a weird way, there is this thing where like a lot of Somalians will come here for like a better life. And then they're kids for no reason. Yeah, yeah. They're fine. They're like,

upstanding citizens. They will have, like, there'll be a lot of Somalians that, like, come here. You know, my wife's at home, raising the kids. I work at a parking lot. Yeah.

And then for no reason at all, my kids are like fucking wild gangsters. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know the explanation, but yeah, they're out there. Top five, I think the, yeah, I think he's one.

Didn't he get stabbed in the neck or something? Do they're, they're wild. It's those guys, Tamils. Like, they're way wilder than anyone else. Yeah. I don't know if it's a fearless. that comes from pirating? Pirating is a crazy life, man.

Huge scams. Chunk of the stolen money was then sent overseas through Hawaii and a lot of it was going to... Just terrorism. Essentially terrorism. It was like literally your tax dollars going to terrorists.

Al-Shabab was the terrorist group that a lot of it was going there. Most Somali Minnesota's had nothing to do with it. It's funny then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go, I mean, yeah, I wasn't assuming this was, yeah, yeah, yeah, crazy conspiracy. Yeah, yeah, you go, every, they just have to kind of just be like, just so you know, it wasn't all of them. Well, yeah, who thinks it's every single Somalian?

Dude, a couple people in my Thanksgiving dinner this Thursday, Will. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's every single one of them. Again, if you grew up in Toronto or London and you're a, and you're a Somalian that isn't a psychopath, most Somalians will tell you, they're like, oh, yeah, Somalians are wild. they're wild. Well, yeah, they'll tell you it. Even if they are wild, they'll be like, yeah, I'm telling you, you don't want to mess with us. More than the other groups. And if you're just a normal Somalian guy, you'll be like, yeah, crazy people.

Yeah, we're nuts. This is a known thing. Yes, absolutely. The fraud and remittances overseas triggered political backlash, tightening welfare programs, monitoring money transfers, revisiting immigration and protected status programs. I think Trump actually removed, I think Trump actually removed their protected status there like a few days ago on the Somalis

because the same with the Haitians where they were in like a lot of them came over and they had this like special protected status what does that mean they just can't get deported essentially they're but they're not like their paperwork's proper it's some temporary thing because I guess like sending

them back to where they're from is like more of a penalty yeah and I think Trump removed it like you do with the Haitians he was like yeah well so you're going back that is That is a perfect example of wild though Imagine you come here from a country where you go If you go back they're gonna kill you

And still you're just like I have to run this like huge You and you're still You know I'm gonna get involved in this like huge government scam When the risk is so high Of course I know you're like Yeah you're like you're getting said But a lot of these people lie about this stuff too

Where there was this case in Canada Right right right Where there was this family Who was getting kicked out They're Jamaican and the dad was essentially like Yeah if I get sent back to Jamaica because I was involved in some political party, I'll get killed, and they were just like, no, you want.

The biggest one, everyone goes, I'm bisexual. Yeah, I'm bisexual. Or they're like, I'll get killed. And, you know, they have to, you know, it kind of like slows things down. You're the process of sending you back. But I think before, like, five years ago, they'd be like, oh, I wouldn't want you to get killed.

And now they actually look into it and they go, you're fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go, yeah, yeah. You go back to Jamaica. Just just lay off the body bullshit. Yeah, just don't do an engagement. So wrapping up

what we're thankful for and I have one thing that they did in El Salvador that they need to start doing here El Salvador new law mandates DNA tests before babies are given birth certificates Moroovich law.

It's not actually that knew it's kind of been going around for a while but people have been posting it um Moripovich law yeah yeah, yeah, Mori's law

yes it's Mori's law but that is an interesting thing because right now if you want one, you have to ask for it, which is rude. Yeah, I think you have to go through a court process generally, because usually it's during some... Well, if she says no. Yeah, during it, it's through some dispute. Yeah, but you don't really need to go through a court process.

You just take your son and go do it. Right. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, of course. So what do you mean you have to go to their court process? Well, yeah, I guess you just take your, yeah, I guess. You just go to the clinic with your son and bingo bingo, bingo. Right.

But, so you can do it, but it's interesting that out of the gate, they just, that's, yeah, it's part of the birth certificate process. We just have to, you know, just make sure it's your kid, blah, blah, and then if you want to be the father of the kid on paper, you have to do this thing. Yeah. That's a good law. Good little law. Well, how many, I mean, literally 90% of the population is like, yeah, I don't need this, but. Right, but there are people that obviously have raised someone else's kid. Oh, yeah. And more importantly, paid, you know, child support or whatever. Yeah. And it's, what a dip.

Koukele, which that guy's, that guy's up to some wild shit. Oh, yeah, he is. Dude, that guy every day, he shows a video and he was just like, you know, just prisons working in it. And it's just a guy at prison. And it's like, yeah, what happens is they, uh, they stand here. And then we have him, uh, hang from a bar for eight hours. And then, uh, he has, just trying to rehabilitate them.

But I mean, look, they were the most dangerous country in Central America. No, I know. Some people are happy, but I'm just saying, if, if you watch, but I, he always shows videos of the, what the criminals are doing. you're like it's not good. No, it looks like a dog kennel. Yeah. With less freedom.

But I wonder, you're making an okay point that is that to show people this is how much you don't want to be a criminal and it's actually not as bad? Like, they're like, oh, they do that for 10 minutes and then you're just mostly in your cell like a normal prison? Yeah. Well, they do, I mean, they are in these like crazy cells where there's, you know, there's 500. But that's stuff where they make them like sit cross-legged in a fucking row. No, I mean.

Are they doing that fucking two hours a day for no reason? Yeah. I mean, dude, that's what they do in Japan. Like, it's not, uh, uh, like shown as much, but like Japanese prison. I want to watch a documentary on that jail. Dude, Japanese prison, you can watch. There was this crypto guy who got sent to Japanese prison over some like crypto scam.

He's a French guy. Yikes. And I don't know if it's a vice documentary, but you have to literally Japanese prison. You sit, like when you have your work period or whatever, but when you're not working, you have to either sit cross-legged or kneeling like Japanese style. You're not allowed to talk whatsoever. You just sit there. I think you're allowed to read.

you are not allowed to make a fucking peep whatsoever all day. I'd be done. I'd be in the hole. Yeah, I mean, I guess, but I'm sure the hole is even worse. Like, if that's not the hole, God knows what the hole's like.

I ain't talking the hole and being more, I don't know where they bring me after the hole, but you guys say, yeah, I don't know what they did. They probably fucking put a ball gag in you. Something if you're too chatty. The cross-legal, I can't say cross-lick for more than five seconds. Hell no.

No, like I couldn't sit like that all day or kneeling. Like, I couldn't do either. No, I deal for no man. I deal for no man. I just can't do it. I'd love to. I just, I'm not wired like that. Buckelay defended the law stating it's not against women, but against lies.

Yes. Aim to preventing man from, well, it is. It's got these lying hoars. I mean, there's no real that much of an argument against it because you kind of go like, well, what's the problem? And it's like, what is even the argument against this? Yeah, and I'm sure it's actually not even like, yeah it's not some issue

you know I'm sure when the baby's born you're like you're already in a hospital we're gonna take a drop of the blood what's the issue yeah the issue is just for the liars anyways right but that is a pretty you know there's kind of like a big problem that you know there's lots of people that have had that situation and you go I guess it's a big administrative cost and issue

where we're doing this for everybody now and is it? I mean you gotta go send the blood off to a lab and you know it's an extra thing well they just have a blood guy at the hospital bring me the blood guy I mean, you're already probably taking everyone, you already took the mom and the kid's blood.

The only thing you have to do is take the dad's blood. Yeah. Is that really that big a deal? No. No, I don't think so. I don't know. I like it. Yeah, I don't mind it.

In some, it probably, it probably helps, if you're trying to have like a family, you know, more family units sticking together, that probably helps in the first place because moms know like, oh, fuck, I can't. Yeah, you can't, can't kind of... I can't be on the scene like that, you know what I'm saying? No, it can't just be getting...

Getting nutted in. But other than that, do appreciate, I guess, it has been the Patreon I'm appreciative of all the people over there.

All the dogs. That's one thing. All the dogs. And that's predominantly. I was thinking this year, I did feel like in a weird way where I kind of was like, since we moved here,

it's been pretty go, go. And I was thinking even before that, I was like, I kind of been like go, go, go for 20 years. Yeah. If you think about it. Where I was like, I think my next chapter a little bit, I just have to start thinking about more of sustainability. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Yeah, you don't do well, not doing stuff. No, I don't do well, not do stuff. So the goal is not to not do stuff. You go to a silent retreat for a week. Oh, yeah. Silent retreat, no phone. I'm going to get my sleep figured out.

That's one of my goals. You got to do like a monk thing. Do you actually think that would help? I don't know. I don't think so. I mean, I would love a week away from just my phone. Yeah, I feel like it would do something good for your brain. It would.

Yeah. So maybe some stuff like that, but I was more talking in the sense of figuring out, um, systemizing things so I'm spending only time more on what I want to do. Yeah. Not really that I'm, it's like I'm not looking to chill. Sure. But, uh, systemizing things more where a lot of times you're way more focused on, like just get it done anyways necessarily.

Yeah, yeah. you just fucking hamster on the wheel just fucking bubbleed. Yeah, a little like that. So I think that that was one of the things that I was, you know, whether that be stand-up specials or a movie or whatever kind of bigger thing you're working on

and having other things be like a little more systemized and that was like a big thing that I was kind of thinking about a little bit. Me and Danny went to Slam Frank, shout out. Oh yeah, that was fun, yeah. That was going to check out. Yeah, it was awesome. It was cool that, yeah, and it was cool

those guys that made that show. It's like this big controversy in New York. Oh, it's controversy everywhere. If you're in New York, go check out. it out, Slap front. And he said he was like a fan of the videos and stuff. Yeah. Yeah.

Kind of inspired right a bit. Yeah. I've got a few people that are popular now that, because we've been here for, now we've been kind of in the mix for, like, long enough that there's people that were kind of big fans of us that, you know,

they've in the last, like, couple years started to get popular. Yeah. And that's kind of, you know, that's how it always happens. You need to be here for long enough. And then there's new people that are just like,

I was kind of inspired by the stuff that you guys are doing. Or they'll be like the way that you kind of talked about this. That made me figure. out how to do it and this and that. So that stuff's kind of cool. Yeah. But other than that, do you have any Thanksgiving pointers?

I still, it's, I'm starting to draw. It does make me, I still do have a hard time convincing myself that this holiday matters. I mean,

it's, it's the best food holiday. Yeah, I know, but I just, I'm just there for the fucking turkey in the stuff. I just have trouble.

I mean, I never do anything really. Like, I went to the cellar one year. I went to like a body says for day. It's just, you're just supposed to go eat. I know,

but it's a big one and I have trouble justifying that in my brain. I like you too, because you probably celebrated Thanksgiving when you're a kid, but I didn't because Jews don't celebrate Thanksgiving Thanksgiving in Canada. But they do in America. They do in America, but it's not like super novel or anything.

Thanksgiving in Canada is just like at most of dinner. Yeah, that's what it is here too. No, here it's, you know, people do a whole thing together. Yeah, I don't know. Wow. I'm sure about stuff my fat face. Okay, we have a whole bunch of stuff for the Patreon. We also put the episode

from Skank Fest on the Patreon. Patreon.com slash Dave Landau, Kermetzker, Sam Tripoli, Chaterina. Yeah, pretty fun. Okay, see you guys next week.