The Boyscast with Ryan Long - The Boyscast gets Replaced by Indians, Another Women's Sports Bar Closes & 2025 Already Wild

Episode Date: January 3, 2025

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Unfortunately, we are starting the new year off with some horrific news. One of the first ever women's sports bars, Ladies League, has shut down after less than five months in business, despite having what they even described in their own words as a fantastic product. You know, I've been beating the drum for months now that women's sports bars should be subsidized by men's sports bars. But the powers that be have come together and decided that this bar should have to operate completely based on the revenues generated by people coming there.

Luke's Sports Bar and Grill makes more than enough money to be covering the monthly lease at Ladies League as well. But because of Luke and his greed, Ladies League will have to rely solely on whether or not people want to go there, which makes me think, really, that, you know, pardon my French, that there's something just f***ed up in this society. And I don't even want to hear this business about how women's-only sports bars get far more press than normal sports bars,

and still they are shutting down because clearly it wasn't enough press. Not even close. And I place that blame on the media and of course Luke from Luke's Sports Bar and Grill. F*** Luke and he should be apologizing to the multiple women who won't be able to enjoy a mocktail while watching What's Her Name? You know, what's the one? The black one

or the white one? The white one. Caitlin Clark. And honestly there's probably more if I Google it. Blazing down the court. Or Women's Soccer has that one chick. What's she got the white one? The white one. Kayla Clark. And honestly, there's probably more if I Google it. Blazing down the court. Or women's soccer has that one chick. It's, um... What's she got, the short hair? I don't believe I'm familiar. You know what?

It doesn't even matter now, I guess, because Ladies League closed before I even got a chance to check out a game. So now I don't even have a watering hole to watch her at. Yeah, I haven't been yet either. And I guess thanks to Luke's and other male sports bars not stepping up, I'll never have that experience. So here's hoping that 2025 moves in a better direction godspeed ladies and before we start I have a quick announcement to make that when we go to Vancouver and Portland in February Daniel Polachuk

is going to be coming through so we're doing two theaters at Just for Laughs and then also in a couple weeks I'm coming to Minneapolis do not miss miss that. Edmonton. We got, like I said, Vancouver, Portland, Tacoma, Los Angeles, Irvine, which are always fun. Last time we sold out a bunch of shows in Irvine. San Jose is one of the coolest

venues in the world. Tampa Bay, Salt Lake City, Denver, Atlanta, Baltimore, San Diego. All those tickets are at ryanlongcomedy.com. Yes, sir. And I'll be in Vancouver

and Edmonton in April and middle of April and May. Woo! Woo! And Happy New Year, everybody. I don't think that's the New Year song. I think it's more like an old Lang song. I don't remember it's the New Year's song. I think it's more like an old Lang song. I don't remember it. There we go. Fellas!

Welcome back. Welcome back. Getting off to a crazy start. New York, a guy got pushed in front of the subway. Lived. Which I still don't understand. Honest to God, because that's the first thing. And the guy's in critical condition. You're like, how do you get pushed in front of a subway i was

saying not die i thought it was a lock that if you jump well i think sometimes if you're lucky and you get stuck on the like if you go in between the track like and you can kind of but is that what happened the guy pushed him and then he goes either that either that or it looked like the train was coming to a stop and he like pushed him on in front of a stopping train. If you get pushed in front of a full speed train, that's it for you. I don't. It seems like the train's going pretty fast, though. Yeah.

That happened. Cybertruck just exploded in Trump's manor. Yeah. Right in front of Trump Towers in Vegas or the Trump Hotel in Vegas. I've seen a couple of Cybertrucks cooking around New York lately. Yeah, they're cool. Definitely a little like it's kind of a cool car, I guesscks cooking around New York lately. Yeah, they're cool. Definitely a little. It's kind of a cool car, I guess. It is also

ridiculous, though. Whenever I see a guy with a Cybertruck, it's kind of like a ridiculous human. It's a bit. If I ever needed to haul anything, I'd be a Cybertruck guy. And then there was the Bourbon Street in New Orleans. It's right there.

There was two terrorist attacks literally within eight hours. The terrorists have been going back to back. Yeah. I mean, the Vegas one is so weird because the guy is like in the military, in the U.S. military. Yeah, there was a lot of mixed signals for that one. It felt like there was a little something for everybody. They're like, all right, he's Muslim. And they go, but he's American.

Well, no, he's the one guy's Muslim, but he's it is american then the vegas guy is like he worked for the department of defense or something and then just right now they're they said because uh they were like he basically killed himself right before the bomb went off and you're like this guy's supposed to be like a special services like military guy but then you pick probably the worst car to ignite a bomb in because it's all steel so it's like the damage was minimal because it's all like yeah the cyber truck's like reinforced steel or whatever and then this guy really wanted to do they were like in style yeah but then they're like his body was like burned to a crisp but then they just found his id like 9-11 style like

perfectly preserved you're saying there's some funny business going on with this one malarkey there's a lot of malarkey in 2024 that's for sure dude it really does feel like when the with these ones too they're they're they really don't want you to be able to put it in a box you know like they want usually you can be like okay simple this is this one disgruntled you know disgruntled uh youth and the other one is you go you know muslim guy death to america and then this one it was like oh it's a muslim death to america. You're like, what? No, he actually quite loved America.

Actually a black guy, loved America. So you go, what's going on here? Oh, I know. I mean, at least the guy had an ISIS flag. The simulation's freaking broken. Yeah, yeah. At least one guy in New Orleans had an ISIS flag. So you go, that's something.

I feel like there's been a few different simulation things that have been hitting me up lately. Yeah. Where, like, like, Oh, here's, here's a perfect one. Uh, we were at, we went to a concert.

Maybe I'll mention it later, but like, well, I was at a place and then I've been walking around for a good hour. And then a guy came up and he was like, uh, Oh, uh,

you know, like I'm a fan or whatever. And I was like, Oh, I guess I never haven't like talked to anyone since I've been here. No one's mentioned. Then as soon as I thought that two other people came up to me back to back, it was,

it was kind of like the universe was like,'re right that would be we're not giving them the right amount i've had a i've had like three things in a row where i go i'm sure you've had this but it's one thing when you're talking to someone and then they pop up on your phone where you're you know you go i haven't talked to this guy in a while and then all of a sudden you see all of his instagram stuff and you're just like well i don't know how that happened but i had one where i thought of someone i'm like I haven't fucking seen that guy in forever and then all of a sudden my things like my Instagram was like four of his videos really dude I've had that even crazier than that I've like this is like a thing that's happened all throughout my life almost where I've

been like I'm hungry oh there's a McDonald's hey what are the odds what billion served do you say no dude I've had it many times in my life or the point where it's become a reoccurring thing where I've just been somewhere and I'm like, I remember the last time I was at a gym and this was in Canada, and I was like, I wonder what happened to that guy. Just like some random guy I knew at Guelph in college.

Yeah, shit like that. I go, I wonder what that guy's up to. And then he was at the gym. Well, you said that? Yeah, I literally saw him. I go, I wonder what that guy's up to and then he was at the gym well you said that yeah i literally saw him i go i wonder what that guy was like i guess there could be something where i maybe i did subconsciously saw him subconsciously saw him didn't process it and then like some sort of deja vu well there's no answer to why i'm showing up on a phone a guy that i thought of yeah i know that's weird so it does it does feel a little bit like you know i guess the the argument is that this is all sort of a simulation

sure because it but it does feel a little bit like it happens to me more now and i guess there's more variables now where like there's no way that i would have potential usually when someone's out of your life they're out of your life whereas now they can keep them back in right it does feel like the main characters it's like watching a show and you're like, why do they, you know how when you're watching a television show or a movie,

like the, nothing ever happens for no reason. Right. You know, from a script writing perspective. Yeah, that's like one of the rules is if it doesn't do anything,

then you got to remove it. Why, if you have a guy that you walk on and you walk by like a hot dog vendor and you have an interaction with him for no reason and you go, what was the purpose of that? And you what's what is that service and you go just

delete it yeah just well i have it feels like my like sometimes in my life it's a lot of those where those all come back now they don't let you have just a random interaction it's always in there part of the now this guy's part of your matrix i'll tell you i can't escape the matrix i went back to toronto i'll tell you one thing and then we'll move on to real stuff yeah but i got i uh when i was back home i always tell everyone don't get me any gifts because i just basically bring one little suitcase right yeah and it's like full so anyone gives me stuff and you know like even my mom she always bakes you know they love to bake you like a tin of cookies or something and legitimately i've just for the fifth time for your fear in a row i go thank you and then i put it in the garbage on the way i was like i'm like i can't i don't have room for a huge

tin of i'm not like walking around with this like tin of cookies for the next five days to try to preserve check a tin of cookies right so there's things like that but then the one thing i was able to take um it also got confiscated immediately at the thing so i got a couple but the the thing she got me my mom she gave me um this is the probably the type of stuff we would do uh sponsor for it it's not even the worst product so i'm not trashing them if they're out there but it was uh you know i think you started doing like facial uh cleanse or like men's face like uh treatments what is it uh treatments didn't you started doing facial cleanse or men's face treatments. What is it called?

Treatments. Didn't you start doing creams under your eyes or something? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The wife forces me to do it. Right. So it was basically like face cream for men. Yeah. But it said Viking face cream.

And I was fucking dying the idea of trying to market to men being like, put on makeup like a Viking. Yeah, Viking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just apply your nightly face routines. that's what vikings do i was about to go rape and pillage they go you know my i'm looking a little tired right now let me just do some viking shit oh make sure to use you this finger you don't want to use these fingers it's are you putting makeup on i'm doing viking i'm doing my viking stuff yeah the funniest i do like those stupid things though

my wife she keeps in the fridge like the little eye things that they're like these plastic or whatever and then you like put them under your eyes i've never done those it's like the cucumber almost on the eye but it's like these like plastic strips you're like souped up hey you're doing the whole thing i mean i don't like buy any of this shit it's just like my house full of it right yeah but yeah it's good when they oh oh viking face cream yeah like i literally like she bought me like some beard wash two years ago and it just sits in the shower never touch it beard wash you don't need to man lead up but these i use dr bronner soap for everything i have one soap i literally wipe the floors do the counters everything viking foundation and eyeliner oh that's me i'm a viking i'm a viking and i guess it does work but anyways the

viking cream didn't even make it back to america because the guy at the the airport said it's my viking cream now he goes i didn't know you were a viking but listen i can't let you take it the viking cream is mine now yeah yeah there was a thing that happened 20 years ago. You can't bring Viking cream on the flight. We've had problems with Viking cream in the past. The thing is, when Vikings get on the plane, they get up to no good, right? Yeah, they trash that shit. Okay, so probably the big thing that happened in the last week

that I'm sure me and Danny have both been paying a lot of attention to and the news is having a field day right now is the tech bros versus Elon Musk uh huh yeah there's the tech bros versus the MAGA civil war it is a civil war a little bit yeah people aren't happy about the H1Bs

and they're having a problem but the thing is if you actually look at it you go you know they formed a coalition you worked with the MAGA you know MAGA had to work with Elon Musk and the tech bros to get Trump in you got Trump know they formed a coalition you worked with the you know mega had to work with elon musk and the tech bros to get trump and you trump got trump and it's like so you have to be indian now yeah you know big deal yes you're getting paid in rupees now who doesn't want a fucking seven-day wedding you got the president you want and he's gonna build the wall you gotta be indian now i don't know what to tell you it is what it is good they have better hats

you know what they say uh when you you start your first day and they go first day of mega they go look to your left look to your right three of you are going to be indian whether you like it or not all three of you are going to be indian learn how to say happy diwali because that's what we're doing now you bet you have a it's a countdown to when you're gonna have to start reading shower con quotes i'll tell you that much yeah that's the first day as they tell you okay obviously i know you some of you may like horn on schwarzenegger some of you may think the rock is cool we all like shower con now that is i mean everybody who's watching this from canada is india now so

they know what's up yes well this is kind of what was making me laugh one of the points was when they were uh because there is a lot of talk about the and we'll probably get into more actual opinions but when they're when they're referencing the hp1 visas which is you know like a basically 500 000 people no it's 85 000 85 000 i thought i thought it was a little higher well they say well no they say it's 85 000 and it's like capped per country like every country has like their own cap on it i think by country because that was like the thing all started with that guy's his name's like sir arm yeah yeah tech guy and then he's like they need to remove the cap from india because we need more indians and indians get capped but then

there's like that guy's fiending for it yeah but then there's countries where it's fixed yeah but there's countries where like you know they don't even hit the cap because they don't have enough people who like they can hire right everybody was like why are you hiring people for jobs that americans can do and then vivek was like you guys are lazy retards who like stop watching fucking stop doing sleepovers and do like have the next one do more math problems and stuff you lazy american that was like legitimately because he was you know i think he was valedictorian if you ever do in his speech yeah he's like your classic like teacher you forgot to give us homework but it's true call like i think that his he was able to sort of mask that and be like i'm fighting for you he's even worse than the teacher who forgot homework they

go yeah the teacher's sick today we got a free day he goes no no i'll teach the class everybody have a seat no no no no he goes i'm like three weeks ahead so i'll just teach everybody everybody in your seats and everybody's like what are you doing and vivic's coming in here he's waving his finger in your face you know what i mean you go no no no no no yeah vivic was basically say any kid who's not 100 of the time getting whipped because he's not studying piano and yeah and like doing fucking computer programming and stuff when you're four yeah and you go lazy you know there is always that uh the thing that goes back like it's sort of the difference between liberals and conservatives sometimes but overly some of those cultures are overly conservative in their this is how you have

to live life yeah you know i mean we've've had a million teachers or people in comedy over years that have kind of been like, you know, I was trying to be a comedian and it's like my parents just having a nightmare. Which is generally... If you tell an Indian parent

you want to be... Child of immigrants is generally... Yeah, child of immigrants, but it depends, obviously it depends a little different on the immigrant. If you tell your Indian parents that you want to be a comedian,

generally their head fucking explodes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They go, no! Oh! No! Yeah, I mean, you can do that in between your doctor and engineering profession you can tell a joke yeah sure okay this is what happens you if you finish your piano if you finish your math you finish your kuman you get to do one

joke we'll get you one we'll give you a comedy tutor once a month yeah yeah you get to do one joke a month yeah right so a lot of and this is kind of i was thinking about this a little bit even talking to certain canadian people where there is um i've kind of had this point but i think it was like the crystallization of one of the reasons why people and this isn't just a conservative liberal but one of the reasons why a lot of times other cultures are better at like becoming CEOs than actually founders sometimes is because in order to do something crazy you have to make 40 irrational choices yeah you got to be a risk taker to be a famous yeah risk taker is good uh way to describe it but yeah sometimes you have to do a choices that have very low probabilities which by any normal scenario is

irrational right right so you go most people that did something that like changed the world you go 75 times they did something where a parent would be like why are you doing that yeah you have to fail a lot too right whereas like if you're in this like you know culture that doesn't reward failure and they're like every time a failure you're like oh that's like a specifically negative thing yeah why are you screwing up like yeah i gotta fuck up a few times to to do something crazy crazy yeah for sure yeah so that was but the probably the point i was trying to make was that if you look at the conversation where we're talking about like silicon these

silicon valley and like uh white people in america are getting replaced by indians potentially it's really indians being replaced by other indians because you go if you do those jobs you go what americans do you think those doing those jobs you go and you're like hey you're replaced by an indian you go you're taking an american's job you're like yeah another indian though right yeah like it's indian america it's kind of indian on india it's it's kind of india from india i mean there were lots of jobs like you would see people started going and through the H-1B because you couldn't see who applied for stuff. And there would be jobs where it's like project manager.

But the problem is Elon Musk. They know how to scam the HB1s. But they're all just like, well, we want a guy who works 80 hours a week happily and is essentially like an indentured slave. That's what we want. H-1Bs are tied to the job. You can't go anywhere.

You can't go anywhere else. So essentially, if you leave that job. Oh, it's a no-fault divorce it's a fault divorce yeah you just like have to go back to your country or whatever so that it is a pretty good scam for the companies you're like i'll give you this job you're way underpaid you got to work really hard and if you and if you and if you don't if it doesn't work out bye right and again it's like you know i'm sure there are jobs specifically where they're like yeah we we you know we can't we can't find enough of this specific thing but like anything you're like yeah it's gonna get gamed and abused like oh and it does get game yeah it never doesn't get game

that's the thing it was like it was such an easy thing for them to walk back because they all they needed to say for all the people mad we're like yes it's like we need this yes it's also getting abused like we'll work on fixing the abuse but we want to keep the program because the program is good but like yes we'll concede that it is getting abused also if the truth is if you actually were oh you could also if you were these people you could have probably just said nothing and get your little project through you know what i mean if you're kind of like hey we're doing all this stuff you go what about hb1s like just sort of ignore just sort of ignore that they could they probably could have pushed

through their little increase in six months without ever noticing trump yeah exactly more importantly trump was just like i like h1b visas i saw him come out with that yeah multiple times he goes they're great great system he's well that's that's that's that trump's no stranger to no to uh you know he's he's but it is funny like he says he has a lot of people at mar-a-lago and a lot of the jobs again you're like what high skilled people at mar-a-lago what the grounds people you can't find like fucking people who like this is the thing they kind of pitch it as like this is the people they're going to change the world and then you're just like you go like for what what exactly and you're like pretty a couple junior marketers that we got, you know, like, base your groundskeeper.

Like, there's no American that can do this. Yeah. I mean, I'd love to know, like, exactly how, because, you know, pretty much everybody who drives, like, an Uber delivery person in this city, and I'm sure all over, they're like, how'd they get here? Well, there's also normal. I know there's, like, obviously normal. Refugee stuff. You know the scam in canada this is i think why sometimes it pisses people off too because you look at every other country they go no this is what we need they look at every other country you go fine it seems like it's uh being abused everywhere of course and then they're like

no but this time it won't i guess is what people think yeah i mean we came in here not on hb1s no no no h h h1bs or whatever for like tech companies mostly yeah right but um yeah i like i always wonder with like the people who are here you're like you know you're not getting an h1b to deliver uber eats like i know there's lotteries and stuff like that you know the canadian scam with the colleges no well the colleges for sure basically which the college isn't is incredible because it's literally free money for colleges because what they did was they basically started out where it's kind of the thing trump said where they go hey anyone who finishes university here you get a three-year visa right yeah like a permanent residence so basically what's a green card to america worth you go okay

let's say that or a visa for three years you go what it would be worth on the black market if you just had a market for them you could just buy them off the street like 70 80 grand so you go so you basically go to any part you go hey if you can offer someone a college degree we add 70 grand value to it right absolutely so basically all these colleges start opening up in strip malls being like oh yeah we're selling uh you know a degree in dick suck yeah anything it's cosmetology or whatever the roadie rapping yeah you know the amount of people in canada who like had a student visa but like weren't actually going to school like like they got the visa and they were like didn't weren't enrolled though they just like got a letter saying they were going and then came in now you're here and then now if you get married

have a kid here whatever you do yeah, they also had a thing where essentially, if you go to America from India, for example, or a lot of places, you need to get a visa because they don't have a trust that you're going to leave. So certain places, you can't just go on vacation, right? Certain countries, you have to. Yeah, I mean, I had to get a visa when I went to different places. Yeah, of course.

So apparently, Trudeau kind of got rid of that. So then everyone just came came and then once you come you basically are uh once you just get here then you go you say i'm a refugee and then that takes five years to process so basically you just want to get here say i'm a refugee and now you got five you have an asylum claim yeah and some of these are different southern border here is they make refugee claims and then like asylum claims and And it takes so long to deal with. It takes like seven years to see a fucking judge

or whatever. So you're like, and you have a work permit in the meantime. Don't you think they should, probably the best way to do it would be, you know when you go

to a nightclub and it's kind of like, hot people only. Ladies are in free. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's not hot people, it's hot chicks, right?

Hot chicks, yeah. And basically, if you're a dude, you need to bring like four other hot chicks kind of thing. Or you have real money, right? Right, yeah. And that's sort you're a dude, you need to bring like four other hot chicks kind of thing. Or you have real money, right? Right, yeah.

And that's sort of how immigration should work. Like you either show up and you're like, you know, I'm already successful. I've got money. I'm going to come probably pay way more taxes then. Yeah. Or I'm showing up with some fucking dime pieces. Yeah, that's fine.

Boys, not here. Like I'm a boy. You go, how many are you guys? Seven dudes. You go, yeah, yeah. There's a sports bar down the road, pal. Yeah, not the most. And you go, oh, I'm showing up with nine models.

I'm in. Oh, I'm showing up. I plan to drop 100 grand on bottles. You're like, right this way, sir? Yeah, absolutely. Come on in, sir. Welcome. Yeah, yeah.

And I mean, I think they have stuff like that where if you have a bunch of money, you can come here on like a business. That's like at a club i'll tell you what you wouldn't have you go we need to import more men from other countries because there's no guys here to fuck the girls you go there's no no no no no whose idea was no no you got the fake hey we need to go to the three cities over and bring in some dudes because there's a lot of girls here that too many too many bitches that aren't getting fucked you go i promise you we can find men to fill the spot yeah but it seems like they're they're already off the h1b yeah i know trump kind of said this is how am i no i think

it's gonna flare up again well they're now on rape gangs no muslims from the uk that's definitely a topic like a 15 year old story that somehow is now the main story really well something came out oh i know i know what you're talking about yeah yeah like the grooming gangs or whatever because like some thing came out and then now they're just like that's the thing tommy robinson or whatever so now that's the new cause yeah there's all it's always switching up obviously but i do feel like this one sticks a little more because first of all it is uh the ideological rift between the coalition which is funny that they there was kind of like a big

fight before he's even in yet you know what i mean yeah couldn't even last that long but two the news is loving this buddy absolutely yeah well they were they are beside it is weird though i do think it is strange now because like you'll turn on cnn and cnn's like people are mad at each other on twitter and you're like so this is the news now? It's like you guys are just like, here's some Twitter beefs. Right? For sure. That's like how it filters up. Like it's literally.

But also, you know, it's not just Twitter beefs when it's Elon Musk at that point. Well, it's Elon Musk, but they're also using it to kind of like drive a wedge between, you know, the opposing party to CNN essentially being like, we're going to blow this up. I was looking at articles. The mega honeymoon is over. Why did Trump change his mind on this like they're almost like poking yeah and then they go you know visas dividing mega there was probably like a hundred of them so the news is watching this being like oh boys we are cooking right now we got a little beef trouble in paradise it's tmz

tmz for politics i agree with you that the funniest was vivic's tweet being like the problem is not working 80 hours a week yeah you're all lazy fat lazy losers this is the other thing when we were talking about uh the visas it was making me laugh the idea of this is simultaneously happening with trump saying he wants to take over canada right and it was like you want to really piss people off? It's like, hey, we're taking over Canada. You want to really bring in some Indians? You know what I mean? Yeah.

Well, you could bring in... That's what I said. You're going from, hey, I'm not going to bring in any immigrants to opening the borders EU style. Well, the thing is those people wouldn't be eligible because they would only be Canadian citizens. Because I've been talking like people with the whole... whole so you wouldn't have an american citizenship well with the taking over canada thing because everybody's you know he keeps joking about taking over canada

and now kevin o'leary is trying to go broker a deal i've seen kevin mr wonderful is getting in there wonderful is getting in there yeah trying to broker a deal because he thinks this is the greatest on behalf of who he's done not well he's canadian he's a part of the government he's a guy well that's like me showing up to Mar-a-Lago being like, I'm here to work out the trade arrangement. It's like, you're just the guy from Shark Tank. He's a guy. But anyways, he seems to...

I'm sure he knows lots of people in Canadian politics. Then what? That aside. Kevin O'Leary, then he goes to Ottawa and he goes, hey guys, I talked to Trump and I got his terms. You go, get the fuck off our property. But everybody thinks that in order for the US

to take over Canada, it would be like a boots on the ground invasion thing which would not work because the french people the world would turn against you but all trump's got to do is say hey like if you're a canadian we'll give anybody who wants to move to the united states we'll give you american citizenship and we'll convert your dollars one to one right which is instantly that's like a lot of giving you a lot of free money a lot of free money lower taxes immediately if he did that i'm sure 10 million citizens would move probably something like i don't know that high but yes a lot yeah millions enough to the point where it would cause so much chaos in canada like with that amount of just people leaving that then they would be forced to broker some kind of deal because it would just cause like it would turn the economy

upside down and they would just have to make some kind of deal because it would just cause like, it would turn the economy upside down and they would just have to make some kind of deal. I'm just saying, my point to you was it would going from like, hey, we're going to have no immigration to, we're going to have a plenty of immigration and most of them don't speak English. Well, the thing is, I think most of them will. Like if you're-

No, if anyone that immigrated to Canada and is a citizen now- A citizen, yeah. Which is plenty, is going to be like, yeah, well, obviously we prefer- I mean, there's probably like 10 million non-citizens in Canadaada right now so they can't come so that's all they would be left that's what i'm saying and then people would be like man this is really shitty now you thought they're shitty before let's fucking make a deal here and they'll just this sucks maybe they will

call mr wonderful up dude they're saying like with their new visa thing in canada they're like we have five million people whose visas are going to expire by the end of, I believe, this year that are going to have to go back. You're like, yeah, good luck with that. Just 5 million people. They're not all just going to willfully leave. No one's going anywhere. You're not going to find them.

How are you going to go? Are you going to start some crazy program where you're snatching people off the street? Just to physically send the logistics of sending 5 million people out costs a fortune. It would take forever well you need more planes pal a lot more planes slingshots those calcutta trains man but yeah people draped on the outside it was interesting to watch uh sort of elon musk take the mask off too or he was like i'll you don't want to see me oh yeah this is my this is like his hill he's dying but it's funny because he he sort of presents himself as like fun meme guy

yeah where's like even like the sam altman uh and stuff like that a lot of those guys are coming out being like no he's like the biggest bully and you're like he's he ruins people because he they looked at him the wrong way kind of thing which i would you would imagine but it is he's always like i'm the cat guy like memes and stuff and he was just like and then you're just like well we want all these immigrants or whatever and then people are like no and he's like come over here he's like this is not something i'm asking you i will fucking like he goes i spent 200 million dollars getting trump elected uh this is what we're doing now yeah you forget that some of these type of people you're just like you didn't get to be there

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Like second generation people are very different than like 25 year old that just moved here, right all second generation. So these guys are Pickering guys, Toronto guys. Second generation people are very different than 25-year-old that just moved here, right? Of course. To be honest, anyone who speaks any language that isn't English, that's a second generation immigrant, bothers me. Except for Raheel.

I liked Raheel. But for the most part, and then their kids, I feel... Yeah, I mean, all the second generation... Anyone comes here? Anybody I know in Canada, they're all like... You come in here the second generation anyone comes here anybody i know in canada like they were all you come in here 25 and you speak russian this guy's gonna be on my nerves right sure learn the language no it's just like because there's no way that guy's already a fully

formed human you know what i mean and you're gonna have these different stuff and then on top of that communicating's hard it's just like it was not gonna be my preference to talk to a guy that we don't speak that good of english together maybe there'll be two people who barely speak english trying to talk to each other you know what i'm saying man whereas where then they're kids or but then there is a big and you know you know me you know i'm fucking been about the indian i've been about the indian chicks man that's what i'm saying flavor that's it has been my favorite flavor historically i told you my ex-girlfriend's uh dad or grandfather was vice president of India oh yeah there you go but um with uh if the the kids become second generation

which is different and then on top of that I feel like a lot of people don't realize the difference between the types of Indians like there is a lot of people don't realize the difference between the types of indians like there is a huge fucking difference between like poor muslim indian versus like rich brahmin you know like your cast and stuff they're very tells dude it's as different as like the type of guy you're like taking it's as different as like hey uh we're we're in the uk and we took a bunch of uh people from the tech industry in toronto versus like we imported an entire city of from a trailer we did the entire we did we imported the entire trailer park from trailer park boys right yeah yeah like that's how different the two are for sure and generally the ones coming i think are generally higher cast when they come

from well it used to be that that's the point it used to be that and that's why there's so many different types like there's probably more people in the upper caste in india than there are in all of canada like by a lot yeah and they're those people are so fucking different oh for then like you know the equivalent of trailer park people you think canada's gonna have a caste system soon like yeah i mean the whites are gonna be be the untouchables yeah you're going to be in a cast yeah keep up that bullshit you're gonna be fucking walking around a full body cast and there's all the cyberjunker tracks you can be walking around yeah full on slinging everything so yeah we i have had a but the other point i was making was i think a lot of these things in my opinion i think i understand ideologically why people get hyped up when things become fork in the

roads kind of reminds me a little bit of when people people always talk about uh the trans issue where they say oh why does this matter so much to you you know what i mean yeah and that was a big one yeah which is also like you should be like you know uh i shouldn't i don't think people should have sex with kids and you go why do what kids do have so much why do you care about yeah you don't even have kids yeah yeah i was like because ideologically it seems like a fork in the road of right two different ways but um i so i get why people get so hyped up about these arguments because it feels like a fork in the road of of which which way are we going you know what i mean yeah yeah exactly and they are somewhat different uh results but i but but what i do agree with you on is that overall it does feel to me like it's probably

like a pretty small problem on aggregate yeah and then it's only 85 000 people it's you know 350 million yeah and i do i do agree with that point where you like you have millions pouring over the southern border a year it's like you probably do want the best of the best the truth is you go what you don't want is like a complete gaming on that system for cheap labor i guess people making money and driving down wages which i'm sure it does do yeah of course i'm sure like there are. The thing is, the people who are against this are just like, you know, there's probably 40,000 born Americans who probably could do those jobs and are kind of getting fucked

over. And then people are like, well, that's not that many. It's just 40,000. You're like, yeah, that's 40,000 people. Like those are 40,000 people whose lives are being affected by this. And, you know, they should have some benefit from being born in America. It's their country. Like they like, you know, you know you're just like oh it's not that many people you're like it is 40 000 people it's a small town but all so i agree with that point but what's

probably more than that where i was saying like if you actually look at things that probably affect people more one of the big ones is you go really if people go a lot of times the conversation is about remote work where you go think about how many companies you go you go hey you can't hire any more indians and give them visas you go okay they'll just we'll hire them and they work in india yeah like i'm sure there's certain guys where you're just like hey you're the head engineer at you know google it's like you probably have to be in san francisco but there's probably so many jobs where they're like we don't really have to bring them here yeah and that doesn't even factor in AI. Like, hey, this is like almost all a distraction.

That's what I'm saying a little. AI is just like getting, you go, yeah, we're not bringing in any visas anymore because these jobs don't exist. Listen, your job doesn't exist either. Your Indian, your wife's a computer. I don't know what to tell you here. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Get with the program. Yeah. But do you know what I'm saying? If they were really, I feel like if you really wanted to pick a thing where you go, hey, i'm kind of like american you know pro america and work american workers kind of guy i feel like the issue to pick would be like hey if you're a company over

you know 50 employees you can't have more than 10 you can't have more than 10 remote workers sure like you can't just be like hey well you can't make people have you can't find the remote workers a little lazy not all of them i mean it depends on where they're from you're like it's hard to manage them when they're just over zoom when they're always trying to you know that when like people are like over employed yeah you know that people that like work three things i find that like the like the guys you hire from indian place like that like we have a guy from finland and he's awesome like that like we have a guy from finland and he's awesome yeah but uh we have a guy i've hired a few people from like indian places like

that and i always find they're like running a scam on you they always like they'll be like do a lot of work and then very quickly they try to hire other people to do it for them yeah and they're they're all they always try to turn their job into like a company where they run a bunch of other people like yeah they basically like found five of you and then they go now i can just hire somebody yeah they go get jobs do it for two weeks and then they find some other guy to do it for half the price yeah before you know what the quality i find that they're always like they're i'm always getting they're always like scamming you a little bit yeah yeah yeah and then you gotta start to find uh that's the thing though

but you're doing the thing where you're like yeah yeah, I don't want to pay American wages. So then, right. You're like, I don't want to pay a guy in New York city who charges fucking a hundred dollars an hour. I'm not arguing that I'm not part of the problem. Yeah.

Yeah. But I'm just saying, you're like, I paid you how much taxes I pay in this fucking country. You want to pick a guy? You got the wrong one. But I, of course.

No, I mean, I've done it too. That's why I said companies over 50 people. Why do you think I said companies? I mean, there's why I said companies over 50 people. Right, right, right. Why do you think I said companies over 50 people? But I mean, there's definitely negatives to doing that because you're like, yeah, if you have a product and you just feel you're going to do crazy cost savings,

you're like, yeah, well, your product's going to be worse too. It doesn't work as good as you think to. No, definitely not. But some people have figured out ways that they are doing it. And I'll put that on sleep. Some people have figured out ways that they are doing it and definitely that would be a bigger problem if you take a company and you go i mean every how many times you call a place and the call center is in fucking india the call center is here this

and that and this and that right so many different things like you know where those jobs used to be used to be a guy in fucking iowa or something of course of course apparently they have like new voice cloning technology so if i was gonna going to be mad at something, it would be that. Yeah. But apparently they have like crazy voice cloning technology, like AI voice cloning stuff now where like you can call a call center in like India or something. But it sounds like you're talking to a guy in America because it like modulates. Stop. Remove the accent. Yeah. Just a guy being like, well, how's it doing, Mr. Danny?

Hello, sir. My dear. how's it doing mr danny hello sir my dear uh if you could just open your desktop and we can fix this dear what do you want me dear dear dear sir what it's just all the same reflections just like dear hello dear yes very good very good my friend my friend you go it's getting the southern accent again all these call centers are going to be replaced by well hello my friend my friend my friend my friend very good deal my friend my friend yeah very top deal that's so funny deal interesting but anyways all call centers are gonna be ai in like two years yeah i feel like it everyone in the world i mean it's definitely hard to it's a little hard to put the toothpaste back

in the tube on any of this stuff but i'm just saying that if you were to pick something that's probably messing up workers more to me it would be that shit yeah for sure like on aggregate it seems like trump's you know his whole amer America first thing should be good on balance compared to if it would have been, you know, if Kamala Harris won, it would have been like, hey, we're going instead of 85,000 H-1Bs, we're going to go 850,000. And, you know, and we're not going to make stuff in America and we're not going to have any of this protectionism stuff. So, I mean, there's a balance, though. And then you get arrested for not wearing a turban. Right. And the worst part is you also get arrested if you do wear a turban so it'll just be like i can't win are you appropriating yeah i thought

this i'll tell you what i do fuck with though is uh second generation toronto indian dudes man yeah top dudes i well they're all real solid it's funny because people are like oh they don't like assimilate like that's what everybody says it's like oh they don't say they're like those guys are like the most canadian yeah their kids are fucking toronto dude like oh yeah they're like you know they're all wearing hockey jerseys and they're you know they're like those guys are like the most canadian yeah their kids are fucking toronto dude like oh yeah they're like you know they're all wearing hockey jerseys and they're you know they're like basketball better than hockey yeah but a lot of them are like into that some of the tech pro guys canada's not even good at hockey anymore we lost the fucking latvia yeah no it's like literally we're not even good country for hockey anymore i haven't won a stanley cup

since 93 it's like literally zero identity anymore oh you're polite true is that what it is you're polite that's what your fucking whole national identity is yeah

the crappy national identity they're not even polite I mean it's like literally okay well it's like I don't know all throughout history I'm sure polite countries

did great it's like yeah you're literally fucking taking over you're fucking welcoming your invaders being like hey come on in hey pal you want a cup of tea yeah i gotta look down at fucking timmy i told you i was in nova scotia and

then when we were like partying uh and then we slept on a van outside of this guy's house and we were like all rocking out and then the person came out she goes you know i'm not happy with you guys you were very loud last night and you shouldn't be here but brought you a cup of tea i mean it's not a terrible way to live but it's also not the greatest national identity sure yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you want like a little more cutthroat well also the other thing is too like when you look at individual immigrants i i do think i have my favorites like if you look at uh anyone can look at cultures and you go, I prefer this one to this one. Sure. And they're like, these guys, these are the bros.

These girls are hot. These girls are a little fucking annoying. You should look at Iranian. You're like, they're hot, but they're fucking... They all think they're princesses, so they're a little... You take... They get those... You can...

We all have our... Of course. And most of them are true, right? Every single one is true. Every single stereotype ever is true but the actual truth is when you change like a demographics or anything of any place too quickly people people do not like change very much no remember when we we have changed we changed the intro for this podcast and we've been hearing about that for three years a comment on this episode that says, bring back the original intro. Three years.

Yeah, I know. So if you go to someone's neighborhood and you go, hey, in 10 years span, you go, it's a completely different makeup, completely different thing. You go, yeah, people are not going to like it. No, for sure. No matter how you slice it.

And you know what? There is some element where we think about our friends, like the second generation, where when you were in elementary school, if you were like kind of the new kid who was from you know whose parents were from some weird country you kind of got bullied into like assimilating because like you were like the different weird kid who had like the weird food and then you'd be like i don't want that no you wouldn't want to you would tell your parents

like i need like a bologna you're like exactly like i need like a bologna sandwich this is making my life hell yes but like i wonder if now you bring the curry and everybody's like oh that's like normal i think it depends how many because the more if you have a place like if right now if we came here right even a little bit like our friends are a little bit more toronto guys if i think if you bring in so many of something they just if you bring them in little by little they all just kind of become part of the thing if you bring them in all at once they just only hang out with themselves they go here's the bars we go to here's this we go to are we only date kind of in our circle and then it becomes like just segregated yeah it's all like fragmented but then there is not that like forced assimilation

by bullying almost like in school where you're like you're kind of allowed to like be your own thing and then like yeah because that that maybe did keep like the whatever canadian cultural identity was that you're like you kind of were forced into it via bullying like in elementary school where you're like yeah it was mostly one thing and then the odd few kids had to like merge with that i went my school there was a lot of different things but yeah you're you're definitely joke around you're the guy that you're fucking yeah just like anyone's mom like if your mom shows up you know doing some wacky you're just like, fucking stop embarrassing me. Yeah, yeah. Your Indian mom shows up

trying to give you a smooch on the lips first day. You're like, we don't. We can't be mama's boys like that. For sure. And then now maybe it's like, I wonder what it's like now. Indian dad comes, gives you a dressing down in the yard

in front of everyone because you didn't do your schoolwork. You're like, I'm going to be here. You're like, I'm dead. Yeah. You're like, I got to fucking transfer schools or something. Vivek marches in there, fucking giving his kid's teacher, you know,

this is an A. You give him an A-. Look at this. You're going to be definitely hearing about that. I don't know. We'll see. We'll see about that. Yeah, I guess we will see, I guess.

I don't know. I think that just my overall point is there's probably way bigger if trump gets canada do they put him on mount rushmore do they they added extra head to mount rushmore yeah yeah that's i mean that's a pretty crazy changes the mountain rush like the fact that he literally did not mention once on any of the campaign anything about taking over any country and now he's literally like i want greenland panama canal and canada like full just buddy i told you i was talking to my buddy the university professor smart dude that we always chat about this shit he wasn't he was he was sort of saying he he's torn by it because he was like

he he feels like it's just kind of like cucked as a canadian to sort of like want that yeah you know i mean tons of canadians want that no but he was saying he sees it as sort of like cucked to be like uh not more vocal about how fuck this you know yeah yeah for sure but i mean again it's like i guess you have to weigh it on like oh is this better or is it worse like what's the huge like what's the major downside i can't imagine i honestly like i can't imagine puerto rico or guam or the virgin islands are worse off being they don't have 15 million french people in those places that's true i'm telling you they don't have 15 million French people in those places. That's true.

I'm telling you, they don't understand. Imagine day one. They're like, Oh good. All of them. All America. Canada's part of America.

And they show up like literary, which way is the bathroom? That's an easy solution though. You literally just go, Hey, Quebec is a territory like Puerto Rico. Beat it. You go,

you keep your culture. You're just a territory now. Just exactly like Puerto Rico is. If you want to become americans you can come become americans but obviously you have to still do the thing french it's gay that's over but like you can no they'd all try to move to new orleans that's fine so move to new orleans i mean that's so do it but you're like you're in america now and like we're not doing any we're not putting french on the signs like yeah well i guess in in New Orleans once they start complaining though you don't know what it's like man

dude what happens when Puerto Ricans Puerto Ricans complain nothing it's just like you go hey you don't know how many French people there are

there's like 10 million it's a lot 8 million or something exactly yeah I'm sure I don't know how many Puerto Ricans there are seems like in New York City alone

50 million maybe there's a lot proud people by the way I've never met they are very proud there's no people i've ever come across that are more proud of their heritage to the puerto ricans they do seem very proud like i love their flags they wear them like in every article of clothing like it's just like a normal thing to be like you got jeans that are a puerto rican flag a shirt that's dual loyalty

a hat that's a puerto rican flag uh like a do rag that's a puerto rican flag it's just like it's not even puerto rico day or whatever the guy's dressed head to toe in flags yeah i love that shit who likes flags more puerto ricans or gays puerto ricans yeah oh man they like those rainbow flags dude they just chill like in the east village they have like a little area just flags they just hang out all day just like they have a puerto rican van that's just that's what the indian dudes that like a lot of the ones that even the guys like raheel for example yeah a lot of those guys that were like rich like really they rich kids you know what i mean rich kids that come to school here it's like those guys grew up being like america's sick like you know oh i watch all the american movies and the they listen to american

bands and that's them they're cool like they they think they're sort of like better than you know like yeah they're like hollywood stupid you know in america a lot of people have like you'll see a woman being like you know oh i'm into like paris fashion right yeah they kind of see themselves as like a little better than you because no you oh you guys are uh going to new york i'm actually i'm going to par Fashion Week. Right. A lot of those Indians, like the rich Indians see themselves as, you know, better than you because I, oh, I'm actually following America stuff. Yeah. Oh, you're watching that?

I actually watched. I'm a little more cultured than you. I just watched Fast and Furious 7. That's rich. But they listen to, you know, he was into like American metal. Like it's cool to be for them. Right. So that's. America explores culture to the whole world but that's a very different

attitude from someone who was like i guess i gotta come here you know right yeah yeah fuck that place but i can make i can go make more money there as opposed to i don't get as many slaves though they want their slaves oh man if you're those upper caste people in india man you're just like it's so normal that you're like i have 40 servants yeah they've got a they're a rupee a day literally like i have my buddy from canada actually he grew up in india but he's like a white guy he's like dutch but he grew up in india and like goa or something he's just like he's like he keeps a place there all year round with people that work there that has like a staff of like 20 people and he like goes there once a once a year they sit down fart it was a rupee cushion

clip it yeah but it's i i do think there is a big part of that that it was there's a there's there's a big difference between the how you do it and where the people come from and what their goal was and stuff like that. Yeah, and does it make things better or worse? And again, some people are like it makes things better and you're like, well, yeah, only economically. And they go, it's not the only thing people care about. But sometimes, even

on that argument, you go, well, it makes things better economically in the short term. And you go, actually, over the long term, this will make the problem worse. Because if you do have term. And you go actually over the longterm, this will make the problem worse. Cause if you do have a thing where you go, Hey, we don't have enough people that are like in these fields.

It's like, well, good way to make that problem worse is you go, okay, we mostly hire people for cheaper otherwise. So less people go into those fields and you're like, well now you have really have, and you don't fix it in 10 years.

You really have no one doing it. Yeah, for sure. So a little bit, it can be like a bandaid situation. It's like going back with your ex when you, when you really should let her, let. Yeah, for sure. So a little bit, it can be like a Band-Aid situation. It's like going back with your ex when you really should let her go and move on to the new one. But you still have this fucking old roster available,

so you're calling them drunk instead of out here looking for new shit. First world problems. They're going back with their ex. That's Elon Musk trying to go back with his ex-Indian and take all these Indians for cheap when he was really, he was like, you know what? you need to actually get out here and build some foundation yeah yeah but the bottom line is you're probably right nothing much will happen and he's gonna get his way oh he's for sure gonna get his way i mean the people who are mad about it

you're just like well the election already happened yeah so and honestly this isn't an issue most americans even care about well that may, but I'm, and I wouldn't have brought it up if I felt like it was just like inside Twitter stuff, but I swear to God, I've had, I was, I was seeing this conversation happening everywhere. It's on the news. It's every article. So I don't really think that that's totally accurate. This isn't like a big fundamental issue that people are arguing about.

No, no, no. I mean, it happened. The thing is, is like, you know, when Trump went on the all in podcast and he's like, we're going to give everybody, this was like six months ago when he was trying to court all the tech guys, and he's like, we're going to give every, if you go to a college for two years in America, you get a green card. I'm like, yeah, they did that in Canada. That worked out very poorly.

Well, it's because they kept starting schools. I'm telling you. That's what I'm saying. They're going to do it. Dude, this is the biggest country people get. Like, oh, you literally, it's just five people in your garage, and you go, what's this school? You go, I don't know. You get a degree in fucking typing. Yeah, whatever. And then at the end of this year, you literally just find people in your garage, and you go, what's this school? You go, I don't know. You get a degree in fucking typing.

Yeah, whatever. And then at the end of this year, you get a citizenship. Yeah, and you go, yeah, that didn't work. I mean, I would have done that deal if I was like, hey, I can go get a fake degree in America, and then I get to stay here. This fucking place would fill up so fast if they offer that. It would be insane.

Yeah, and it's... And the thing is, we're like, oh, well, we'll monitor to make sure this doesn't happen. But you're like, will you? Will you? Yeah, good luck with that. It's like a million fucking scams are gonna happen exactly yeah and i'll tell you what the other problem is i even went back to toronto and i got roti because that's one uh probably the

one indian i got the indian roti and i got mild and it was too spicy for me that's welcome to your future that's what i'm just saying man ryan's future is just everything i'd like it mild please my future is i can't fucking eat a thing can i just get a grilled cheese with some ketchup what is this curry ketchup what the hell pretty funny thing where uh they ordered like this they have you know they have wacky pizzas at the stand yeah and i had one of the wacky pizzas and i was eating it and i was like and people were what do you think and i was like honestly i hated this it was like i listen i don't know tell you i'm more of a meat and potatoes guy and then he goes this is literally a meat and potatoes pizza he goes you yeah that's

a meat but it was literally steak and then potato it's like a piece of steak on a pizza it's fucking nuts yeah and then full potatoes concept pizza it was yeah they're trying to make it into an art piece yeah that's fine i like something i guess it wasn't for me whip up some weirdo pizzas there they're good more yeah for you i would like pepperoni so i'm out here eating wacky shit i'm trying to eat a a pizza that just looks like a guy accidentally slipped in the kitchen and everything fell on it and then i'm eating roti i'm my face is like beads of you got a spicy future ahead of you pal actually i have another good ethnic story because my brother told me this but he goes he went to the movie gladiator uh and for some reason the theater they went to at they have like have you ever seen this where they have like uh people that are uh like

actors i guess like dressed in the costumes or whatever like who go to watch it or no like uh work work there guy probably makes 12 bucks an hour and he kind of stands there in the costume or whatever and says hi to people well anyways my brother said he went and there was an asian guy dressed in the gladiator outfit i don't even know what they do as a promotion maybe it's just on opening night or whatever right yeah well whatever right so he goes up and he said him and his boys were looking at it and he was like oh i don't know weird they made him asian because they thought it was like a statue he said he went out they go this one's small too eh i'm sure gladiators are this size and then they said the guy moved and they go oh i'm so sorry they were standing and he said he was standing talking

to a fucking guy and trashed him just the tear comes down his side damn this is fucking they made these things cry they go this would be a crappy gladiator right here and then the guy just moved they're like fuck well i guess a lot of the gladiators were like slaves and stuff so maybe though he just would have been the one that got eaten by a lion sure they send you in there with one pitchfork and they go have at it bud yeah i guess the actual gladiators were could have been a diverse group because they were all slaves sure right exactly yeah definitely but i that wasn't even that wasn't you that wasn't part of the conversation that was more the comment was like he's so small and this and that yeah and they were just like this guy doesn't look like a gladiator,

like weak bitch, like, you know what I mean? And then the guy, yeah, with a single tear comes down. Yeah, that's great. That's good shit right there. I'll tell you if you do want to go to an ethnostate, if people are interested in a white ethnostate, you, for example. Fish concert? Fish concert!

I've never seen it. So me andy went to the fish concert on new year's after shows yeah i've never seen anything like this danny goes it's like a country it's honestly probably a country like festival is less white i've i was looking around and it's crazy so the biggest thing you notice is you know people have said that black people more dance with the bottom half and white people more dance with the upper half yeah the entire building was just exclusively dancing with the upper body like no one was everyone's feet were firmly planted and then the upper body doing weird like stuff well on the floor sometimes there will be people who will like like there are some people there's some crazy women but then it's annoying because they're like hitting people and bumping

into you and stuff oh yeah because msg is pretty i i miss she had what 20 000 people 20 000 you know i think that the amount of white people the amount of people that weren't white was probably like 500 tops are you counting the staff i saw two oh i mean literally i saw i went to two shows and i saw maybe four total. Wild. It's like the whitest, whitest place. Isn't that interesting? Yeah, yeah.

It's insane how big they are. And you kind of look at it, and you go, I guess I kind of know a song or two. And then I listen to the song, and I'm like, I don't really know that song. I mean, I don't. I know probably. How are they so famous? I don't get it. I mean, they're just the biggest. It really feels like to be the most famous, you kind of just have don't like, I know, you know, probably. How are they so famous? I don't get it. I mean, they're just the biggest. It really feels like to be the most famous,

you kind of just have to be like, this culture already exists. And then I move in and I'm like, they're here. Like if Insane Clown Posse died, if Insane Clown Posse died, there might be another thing that are like, we're the number one juggalo band now. Oh, well, the way it works with like the jam bands,

essentially, is like it used to be the Dead. and then dead was like the kind of the only jam band and they were playing like literally like like uh stadiums like they were like a stadium act and then like because now the way it works is so after like a fish concert ends there's always like shows like there'll be like another band is playing like a show that starts at like 1 2 a.m that goes to like whatever 5 a.m or like 1 a.m and another band that's playing a show that starts at 2 a.m. that goes to whatever, 5 a.m. or 1 a.m. They have another band that plays after Fish? No, no, no. Not at MSG.

It'll be nearby. It'll be a different jam band. And then you- That's essentially the hierarchy. They're training. They're training. And so there's this band called Goose, who's really big now. They're popping.

They probably play like- I remember they played the Radio City Music Hall multiple, two shows or four shows or something. And then you eventually just like work your way up. And then, you know, but nobody, there's no band that's as big as, like that does fish like four nights at MSG over in New Year's sold out.

Like it's crazy, dude. And the tickets are a trillion dollars. Yeah. Well, they're actually cheap if you get them in the lottery. But if you buy them like on. How much do I owe you? They were like 500 bucks a piece dude they were crazy thing is they were more expensive we were behind the people we couldn't

even see their faces yeah dude the crazy thing is we went on sunday it was fellas subscribe to that patreon.com slash guys tickets for two bug men versus bug man also we did a holiday special over there i'm getting Bleeded dry For the They did a DJ set Which was interesting Dude it was weird I didn't like it actually Yeah cause I'm like

I thought it was like A hippie jam band festival Oh this is the best Danny goes You know He has to go first On the show And he goes

I gotta get out of there To catch their first Of three 90 minute sets Yeah Danny didn't want to Miss a fucking drop These guys play for Five and a half hours Danny didn't want to miss a fucking drop these guys play for five

and a half hours danny didn't want to be three seconds late um yeah but uh no they so on new years they play three sets and then the third set is always like some weird like not experimental but always like sometimes we'll cover an album like they've like you know they'll do like a whole talking heads out this was this they literally did a live edm set it was weird it was weird like no everybody was like like so many people were like oh there's so well lots of people were like i think your body didn't like it my brother like my brother was watching it like at his house and he's just like you can stream it too oh yeah dude there's like probably more people streaming it than are watching it that then they're there so that guy made infinity dollars yet last night oh dude it's gonna make insane money like they probably have 50 000 people

who pay 30 bucks to stream it every night like oh dude it's they're like a fucking industry man like it's holy shit it's insane yeah yeah but uh my brother was like that was like the worst new year's set he's ever seen. He hated it. I didn't love the DJ. I didn't like the DJ thing either. I just, the vibe was so weird of it. Like it was literally like a Diplo concert,

but with a band, like a live band doing like Diplo or something. It was weird. Hey, more for you. Yeah. That was, yeah,

it was, I don't know. It was, it was kind of fun. I guess. Like it's, it's a cool experience. I couldn't believe like,

Justin, you go, these guys have probably like a hundred thousand followers on Instagram. And you go, it's it's a cool experience i couldn't believe like justin you go these guys have probably like a hundred thousand followers on instagram and you go yeah it's just this like word of mouth best kept secret and these guys are i guess there's some djs that are like that too where you go this guy oh this carrie was there actually really yeah yeah i saw photos because i saw some photo after the fact where he was there and then he went to fishhead yeah he's a big well he saw them for the first time at the sphere earlier this year and then i got hooked he had like a come to jesus do you think drew carrey was rolling probably and then and then apparently he went and did a dj he

dj'd at like something after drew carrey did drew carrey and some of his dj's that he was playing was fish he's like he's like full in what the hell yeah it was weird but he was at the she still do prices right i think so yeah but he was literally he was there yeah true carry it is funny because it probably started off as a hippie thing where now it's like kind of like a rich people thing and a rich oh yeah it's like i mean dude if you have one of those like boxes they're like 10 grand for a box one show boom do do do do i i mean-doo-doo. I mean, I will say. I swear to God, though, like, to me,

if you took, if you go, if you told me, if you so, because I didn't really know what they looked like, if you showed me Phish playing their songs

and then you showed me, you go, hey, these guys work at Hewlett Packard and they have, like, a band on the side that they play, like, once every Saturday.

I don't know if I could be able to tell you the difference. Like, I wouldn't be able to tell you that this was any better than you go yeah these guys are actually, oh they're like dentists and they have this like band where they play at Jim's Tavern once a week. I probably wouldn't be able to pick. I mean the thing is like the Jim's Tavern band would

be playing covers is I guess the difference. Well I don't know any Phish songs so I would maybe. That's true. That's true. Well maybe if Jim's Tavern was playing their originals and the Phish bands were playing the originals. I don't totally know thatish songs, so I would maybe... That's true. That's true. Well, maybe if Jim Stavron was playing the originals and the Phish bands were playing the originals, I don't totally know that I could tell you the difference. Yeah, I mean, they do put on a good show, that's for sure. But also with the New Year's thing, because New Year's...

Is that the dentist, sir? The dentist, yeah, yeah. And New Year's in New York, to go to just get in a bar sometimes is like $200. Yeah. So you're like, I'd rather do that. You know what? That's actually a good point.

Just to get into like any fucking shit bar. Great point. Because I could, so I could, when I say I'm paying 500 bucks a pop, take 200 bucks off and you would have paid anyway. You would have just spent $200 to get in some dog shit bar. All right. I'm good on that. Merrick Health offers cutting edge diagnostic labs, concierge health coaching, expert clinical oversight.

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The parks. Oh, the parks. That's's a big boom let's go she had the courage to stand up in a tough time all right ladies and gentlemen rosa parks are we a boom boom imagine they're like the racist they're like five dooms doom set. Set the race back. Dooms. Five dooms for Martin Luther King and Rosa Parks. Doom. Big Justice is like, I hate that bitch. Hitler, that's a doom. That's so funny.

Big Justice. Play it one more time. Rosa Parks. Rosa Parks, that's a big boom. Let's go. He had the's go stand up in a tough time let's go what do you think about the civil rights movement five booms what are we thinking about the underground railroad that's a boom let's fucking go they help people in their time of need. What about the Holocaust? Five dooms. Martin Luther King?

Now that's a boom. They're only going to get more famous. They go, what do we think of Muslims? That's a... Okay, that's... Okay. Good. Great. Love Muslims.

Are they a boom or doom? What? I don't want to answer that question. Just like them? Just like them. Mostly? Boom! What do we think of having sex?

Sex is a boom! You're fucking the worst. Ah, I stink. All right, and then I got one more clip, too. Can't look away. Actually, a couple more quick things. I got a couple more things. Yeah, all right.

I'm going to put you this one. And then, Johnny, you want to put that, find me that Charlie Kirk thing? Hold on. I'm going to show you a quick seagull, desert eagle. Ready? Yeah, let's do it. I'm going to put this one on for you first. It goes like that.

Oh, this is, I should introduce it. This is Steven Seagal doing a quick interview. And there was a big, how do you say in English? A gathering or a convention? Well, yeah, convention. You didn't know the word convention? He's too cultured. He's doing that thing.

Did you see Alec Baldwin's wife or whatever? That's what I was going to say. Yeah, where she's like, she didn't know the word for onions. And you're like, you were born in Boston. What do you mean? You don't know the word for onions? Seagal didn't know the word for onions. Or no, not the word for onions.

She didn't know the word onions. She's like, she knew onions in Spanish. She's like, well, how is that in English? He fancies himself so Japanese that he doesn't know the word onions she's like she knew onions in spanish yeah she's like well how's that in uh english he fancies himself so japanese that he doesn't know the word for gathering anymore because it was a big uh kushukai um what's the word in english again he's like you were in japan for a year you live in russia what are you talking about what's the uh i can't remember the english word it was gathering because gathering right all right but then this is funny too i i think a lot of people were saying that uh what's the uh i can't remember the english word it was gathering because you got right all right but then this is funny too i i think a lot of people were saying that uh

the because a lot of these like conservatives it's just like kind of cuck shit yeah but okay watch this one this charlie kirk doing a thing what advice can you give to young dads that are either about to have their first child or just had their first child? What would you, I mean, we've been through all of that, but how, I mean, what would you say to help encourage them? Well, I would say you need to understand the biblical role of the father. Again, I'm still learning this. I've only been at it, you know, for two and a half years. But when it comes to your child, you are tasked to protect them both physically, spiritually, and emotionally,

really outside the house and obviously in other ways as well. Quality time is everything. You're not above any of the duties or the tasks and roles. I guess this comes after. But you're also, you as a father and as the provider, you need to get your act together so much that your wife never has a financial pressure ever on the family. And if you have not done that, then you've got to get your act together. And let me tell the men out there, you do not spend a dime on video games or sports games or things for yourself until your wife does not have to worry about finances. You come last in the family when it comes to finances. Cut it. She's got a shopping addiction. Option two, Charlie Kirk.

You lie about how much money you have. You buy whatever you want. In your wife's opinion, you're broke. She goes, you make $100,000 a year. She thinks you make $60,000. You live somewhere else. You have a separate bank account. You buy whatever video game you want.

Put her on a strict budget. You do all the shopping shopping for the home you put her on a very strict budget you have two credit cards one for her that maxes out at 700 so she doesn't get carried away secured credit card 500 limit still working yeah this guy's out here being like your wife you know happy wife happy life first of all it's very like you're this guy's rich as fuck. Of course. And he's also just like, your wife should never need money. Like, she should buy whatever she wants. Like, what?

What the fuck are you talking about? Do you know what chicks will do with a fucking blank check? Yeah, exactly. He's giving them, who has a blank check? Was that Macaulay Culkin? No, it wasn't Macaulay.

It was some Macaulay Culkin knockoff. Knockoff. Good movie, though. Knockoff Culkin, for sure. Solid movie. Yeah, this is his advice to people. He goes, your wife gets whatever she wants. Never tell her no. some macaulay culkin knockoff knockoff good movie though knockoff culkin for sure solid movie yeah this is his advice to people he goes your wife gets whatever she wants never tell her no in fact even if you want to go even have a beer with the friends just like you take that money and you put it towards her coat fund because this is you are you out of your bloody mind yeah i'm like dude no

it's like it's a lot of guys in that audience being like ripping yeah yeah yeah yeah you're at the badges you're sitting in the audience just being being like the fuck are you saying right now earmuffs on the wife don't listen to him you do have to do earmuffs at the wife you have to take her to that festival yeah yeah yeah red pill festival festival i know you go you're doing the wife thing at the red pill festival fuck this yeah if if I, not based, Charlie Kirk is not based at all. Not very based. Charlie, Charlie, you don't love the blank check stuff.

Charlie. As he's saying that his wife's showing you stuff on Amazon that she wants. She's like, she's on the higher one. She's on like the rent, the runway or some, one of those. Yeah.

Well, I found this, you know, I found this armband in Paris that I need. Yeah. Look, I don't want, I don't want. You don't understand.

I don't want this. I need it. What are you, searching for Fabergé eggs? No. You don't buy Fabergé eggs. You put yourself last. You should be walking around in a potato sack, sandals. And the sandals should be two wrong feet because you got them at a discount.

Yeah, but the problem is when you give the wife the blank check, you can't even do that because then she's like, you need to look better. And now she's spending your money on just making you look better on shit you would have never on the first place. Worst advice, Charlie. Your wife should have 5,000 pairs of shoes before you even think of buying yourself a video game. I'm like, I'm fine with you being like, yeah, your kids should have food and shelter and stuff.

Yeah. He's saying like, yeah, as a guy, like you should probably try to protect people in your life and do your best he goes you should never even think about never having one thing not a not from a video game you know maybe you want to you know put a pool table in the in the basement you don't even want to think of that until your wife is sitting there like jar jar binks adequately just adequately uh i don't even know the word star wars fans satisfied it's not jar jar binks it's actually jabba the hut jabba the hut or yeah jar jar binks wouldn't be great either you want to tell your wife's just sitting there like jabba the hut just chock full of uber eats hasn't moved a muscle in six months hasn't cooked in god knows how long fucking 40 avocados just

rotting on the countertop that she bought and she's sitting there she's got nine computer screens out there online shopping she's got the vr goggles just like a whole ar space just shopping um honey i was thinking that I might rent the UFC fight and some buddies come over she goes, but I'm not satisfied yet. No, you streamed that for free off of an illegal website. I have not been adequately satisfied.

I'll tell you what, Charlie Kirk, no thank you. You lost me, Charlie. More for you, pal. Yeah, I'm Muslim now. Thanks, Charlie. There's no Muslim you you lost me charlie you yeah more for you pal yeah i'm muslim now thanks charlie there's no muslim charlie kirk who's just like you must give your wife blank check charlie kirk's wife's on the side looking at him like and and and also if she wants anything that she could definitely come first before you fucking Joel Osteen's not saying that. And that guy's got a fucking private jet.

And also, it's just the most arrogant shit to say when you're rich. I feel like a lot of those rich conservative influencers, guys that are probably worth $5 to $20 million, some of these guys have real money, and they tell you this stuff. You're like, listen, yes, it's not that hard. Most marital problems go away when you have 20 million dollars like you know what i mean you go so it's very easy to be like yeah it's just like not what most people are dealing with like a lot of people's problems are like how are we

budgeting everything yeah and it never stops because there's a lot of people lights dude there's so many people they're like we make 150 grand a year a piece and we're you know we're at 300 grand household and you're like yeah and our mortgage is fucking 1250 and the wife spends we have two cars kids go to private school and you know i want to see what she's still thirsty i want to see what dave ramsey has to say oh 100 ramsay would bitch slap charlie kirk right there hi dave i'm charlie kirk i have a problem i just wanted to my wife wants an unlimited budget, and I think that's okay. What do you think about that? Good Lord, man.

Good Lord, Shirley Kirk. Yeah, so that's bitch shit, man. No. I agree that people... Lost me, Kirk. Yeah, not on board, man. Instead of Captain Kirk, he got demoted to fucking Janitor Kirk. Janitor Kirk.

He cleans up the fucking cum of his wife's boyfriend ladies and gentlemen we have a fucking banger right now three ways your body warns you that someone is targeting you with dark magic according to a spiritualist diarrhea yeah there's one of them diarrhea so anytime if you're a woman anytime you have any of these signs it's very possible that someone's put a spell on you they put a spell on you yeah yeah women are putting spells on women all the time hey it doesn't need the ice one what's the ice one remember corinne did that where she goes she has the bottle of the frozen bottle of water yeah remember we were talking we talked about this like maybe a couple months ago and then Corinne on the election special thing

for her stream. What does she do? You freeze a bottle of water. This is what some witches do. We discussed this, but you freeze a bottle of water and then you write someone's name on the bottle of water

and it's like an ice spell. Ooh. Also works great if you fall down and need to ice yourself. Ooh. Yeah, you put it on your ankle your wife comes in like my spell also refreshing on a hot day but also is hilarious the idea that uh anytime your chick says she has any of these problems you go oh you probably someone put a spell on you.

Someone put a spell on you, obviously. If you suffer from frequent headaches, Ocean is her name, Ocean, but Ocean, claimed that it may not be from stress or exhaustion. Many headaches are a result of a, which are the result of dark magic and described as random and unexplainable head pain that occurs through the day.

Quite frankly, any general issues with your mind could suggest a witchcraft attack. What's she selling? Tell me what O'Shawn is selling. This is a good way, like someone that's schizo, that's just like fucking out here, being like, my fucking head hurts. You're like, dude, someone's fucking with you right now.

Yeah, someone's putting a spell on you. And you're like, who? He goes, I don't know who. And just everyone... Sign up for my my course I'll help you find out Yeah you're like suspicious of everywhere Like just a woman sitting there And you're like my head hurts And you're like are you

Yeah let me see your fucking fridge pal Show me the freezer Show me your fridge let me empty your pockets You're not putting any spells on me Includes the inability to focus is generally from focus that's a spell uh brain fog many other things that have been traditionally categorized as mental illness or mental disorders like schizophrenia borderline personality disorder bipolar disorder it's all spells spells spells is there a spell to undo the spell well they don't but probably but you have

to find out who's doing the spell but like that's what i'm saying do you can you just like get rid of it with a like a generic blanket spell or if you don't know who's doing the spell on you then there's no way to fix i think you're fucked oh that's i think the first point is you want to realize like you go no i'm not schizophrenic bipolar uh depressed have a headache constantly always can't regulate my emotions because of anything to do with me no it's nothing to do with me it's no it's just a spell yeah you want to help find out who's doing this well you can't because i'm sure anybody's casting a spell on you you're like did you put a spell on me and they're just like no you go no all right well then so keep looking yeah so

there's nothing you can do but anytime a girl is having any sort of uh you know you might sometimes even think you're hungover and spell spell food cravings number two so anything fucking psycho is number one yeah number two is food cravings you're just hungry yeah like are you hungry though yeah do you really want that snack? I'm going to order Uber Eats. You go. The witches are at it again. The witches are at it again. The witches and Charlie Kirk are fucking at it again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you want to order food, it's actually just because someone put a spell on you.

Okay. Strong food cravings. I guess I've had a lot of spells on me. These witches are really at it again. That's insane. That's fucking good shit dude she only has three of them she only picked three well the first one

covers a lot of things she wrote a whole article and all she could figure out was three well the first one's any fucking thing period that's wrong with you oh okay

two food cravings strong food cravings could also be a sign that you've been targeted for witchcraft this could also be cravings for alcohol marijuana um uh red meat junk foods fried foods sweets cookies chips soda yeah those seem more likely than spell i think that's what happens though so if you like this is what happens your girl being like you know i'm just gonna order

a tub of lard and you go oh shit uh and then you have to lock her in a room and you go i have to quarantine you because you can't spell has been i have to save you from yourself because yeah spell cast on you sorry i've chained the pantry door i don't know it's those spells if we can figure out who's doing these spells on you then we can you know unchain the pantry door but until then the combination it's written on this thing and I swallowed it. According to Ocean, the reason your cravings

lean towards junk food and substances that are bad for you is because dark entities in the spirit world are known as parasitic entities in the feed and soul

and feed on the soul and energy of people's nutritional balances. All right. That's very scientific. Witchcraft's definitely at play. And what can we buy to solve this? She's not even selling anything. She's just like some insane author.

I think she's telling you, I know that you feel like you just need to keep eating and you're fat and you're also depressed and everything's wrong with you. You go, this has nothing to do with you. There's a mantra that you can say to get rid of this. It's, Om Hring Kling Krishna Namaha.

Say that over and over again and you won't be hungry or have a headache. You come home, your wife's crying on the floor and you go, Om Hring Kling Krishna Namaha. That works.

My headache's a little worse. You go, um. All right. Oh, I tried. I'm going to. Krishna Nama that works my headache's a little worse you go alright I have oh I tried I'm going hey I really want to drink tonight I was thinking we could go to a bar and drink tonight

um Kling Kling Krishna Nama it's like what are you doing I just I'm cleansing you

I was a stiff drink to take the stress off no you don't um Kling Krishna Nama hey uh I'm cleansing you of the spells do a stiff drink to take the stress off no you don't I'm cling Krishna Namaha

hey uh I think you're at the restaurant she goes do you guys want to order dessert she goes yeah I think I'll order dessert uh sorry about this

Namaha Krishna Ma because I asked you to stop I asked you to stop would you like would you like some cocktails oh yeah I'll have a cocktail we'll just have water that's water free uh yeah i'll actually she wants uh i know she's saying she wants a margarita but uh she won't in one second

that's the third one yeah well the third one's promiscuity and lust so if she you know if she fucking bit of a whore yeah she it's witchcraft

so you're just sitting there what is she supposed to do man she's sitting there you know jab of the heart yeah

bucket of KFC on the stomach a guy coming in to bang her she's on she's on Tinder. On Tinder. Drinking.

Yeah. She's DMing random dudes on Instagram. I'm Jai Shri Nagarishnama. That's pretty good. There's a mantra. Some recommend repeating this mantra. Some. Some.

Of course, if you're experiencing unpleasant physical symptoms that are beginning to disrupt your everyday life you might want to consult the help of a licensed physician so you also might want yeah that's not going to be free like this stuff is though that mantra is free but this is going to cost you she might want yeah some people are saying you might want to go to a doctor but all right well last resort go to the doctor as we go into the new year uh i wanted to talk a little bit about wrapping up the year which i was having this feeling this year probably more than ever any other year you know sometimes years

feel long and sometimes years feel short i felt like this one at first i was like it feels like just fucking yesterday that i was like going back for christmas or whatever right and then i started thinking about all the stuff that happened this year and And I was like, Oh, maybe it's long. Like think about, we went to like all of Europe and Ireland. And then I went to Australia and, uh, even like, uh, doing the special and all that sort of stuff.

And just the amount of like places I went this year, I toured more this year than ever in my life. Yeah. It almost seems like on a macro. Sometimes it seems like, like, uh, longer,

you know, standup comedy in general has a tendency to sometimes make your life feel grand groundhog day ish yeah yeah that makes sense i kind of do the same thing well especially when you're in the zone i'm sure sports is like that a little bit too if you just wake up do the same training regimen do the same thing then you go to your game you go home you eat the same meal like well i feel like stand up a lot of times like you wake up right do this then you do this and then you go to the podcast then you go on tour like some people's lives are like i mean at least if you you know some people's lives are like yeah i just work 50 weeks a year go to the same office take the same route well

why are you working on an assembly line or whatever i mean people work in an office and they just go to you you know some people have variations in their job where they're like yeah you know you're a cop you're like my day every day is different and some people are like my day every day is you know sometimes when i'm around people like that like if i go back to the hometown and i'm kind of around people like that for like an extended period of time and you kind of are around people long enough like even maybe maybe like family members never around people long enough to see how like normal their routine lives are yeah it kind of gives me like anxiety yeah like in a weird way because i'm so like all over the place doing so much stuff it kind of feels like

like almost uh you know i can't even explain much stuff it kind of feels like like almost uh you know I can't even explain why it just kind of makes me feel like fucking weird or something yeah well you probably don't want that whenever I'm around what kind of have you ever been in a you ever been like cooked something in your house around like someone else who's really good at cooking and they're like micromanaging you well I could I mean and then you and then you like put a thing down and they're like hey what do you put that that goes there and you're kind of like you know what just leave me like you know I kind of feel like that sometimes I mean my wife's not particularly good at cooking I know that's why I wasn't but she does do that she yeah like when you do this I'm like you don't even know

what I'm making do you know how like it just irritates you and gives you like it's like a big a little bit of like anxiety when someone's like micromanaging you yeah for sure it sometimes feels like that to me when I'm kind of like when i'm kind of uh engaging in someone else's like routine life or whatever it's kind of i'm like get me out of here it's like school kind of like trains you for that life of just that yeah it didn't work on me though obviously but some people just like you know they continue it for their whole lives where they just have that like super like school like structure because my dad was talking to florida people and he was saying how different there was kind of like a perspective shift where he's like fuck it's so

much different than people in canada whereas like in canada a lot of times people are almost like an abused uh wife or no sorry an abused husband that just like takes it but then they complain a lot whereas like in america people just say no yeah like you know people say florida has become ungovernable sure sure it's kind of yeah yeah they just go fuck that yeah it is kind of interesting like but i was saying like governing florida is kind of like a teacher trying to govern a classroom that was 30 of me yeah you know what i mean you're just like good fucking luck yeah you're like you could try yeah yeah yeah you can try yeah and it was like i never really was like a big like i never even with like chicks i'm not a big do things that i want to do then complain about it i'm more just like weaseling out right yeah like i'm just like i whenever i

think things don't make sense to me i'm less likely to do it and then complain i'm more likely to just not even do it yeah not even i'm in ideal world right but i yeah that that is more and then they get mad and you go i don't know you almost play dumb yeah you play dumb you go i'm actually kind of oh you didn't do that thing i go like whenever uh you know a lot of times when someone's like hey i want you to here'd be a perfect example a lot of people always want you to turn lights off right and i've always kind of had the thing that i'm very you know loopy so i forget that sort of stuff right and i kind of have a theory that well i just accept at the end of the year that i paid an extra three four hundred bucks because i was it's not even, I saw something where they're like actually turning off your

lights. Like doesn't even really. It's really the big energy comes from like heat and having a lot of windows, kind of those sort of things. It's like heat and AC and like your big appliances. So let's say 500 bucks tops at the end of the year that I'm like, okay, to never think about this. I pay that money.

But I honestly think it's like $50. And I never really argue about it with people. I always just say, okay. And then just don't do it. Yeah. Like I always go, yeah $50. To never think about this, I pay that money. But I honestly think it's like $50. And I never really argue about it with people. I always just say, okay, and then just don't do it. Yeah. Like I always go, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. And then the next day I don't turn it off again. And you go, I forgot. And you go, one of us, you'll tire yourself out of telling me this.

I think I have a spell on me or something that I can't turn the lights off. I don't know if it's these spells. I've had a headache and I can't turn the lights off. So in a weird way, I thought a lot of cool stuff happened this year. In a lot of ways, it felt like it went by pretty fast. Yeah. Well, I mean, the older you get, every year is a smaller fraction of your life. So then it just feels faster.

Yeah, but I'm comparing it to even last year, I think. Yeah, because like a year- I moved. When you're like 10, lots of stuff happened. Like a year feels like it's forever. I know. There's also that was one-tenth of your life, whereas now at our age,

it's like two and a half percent of your life. That's for sure. True. Yeah. So there's that stuff going as well where just generally every year feels that. Yeah. But I still do think I'm able to compare this year

with like the last few years without having that bias. Yeah. So just to go through kind of probably my, if i was to say my favorite story of the year was probably jewish tunnels jewish tunnels was fucking that has to be the top story that has to be the funnest story of the year right funnest by far yeah that was the funnest probably then second was craziest i think that you forgot that it's crazy it wasn't fun but it was crazy that would have been one of the craziest stories i said jewish tunnel was my favorite i would say

my second favorite is probably like prince harry getting cuck shit yeah i don't know you love prince harry it's not that i love prince harry it's that i love a story where you were kind of right at the beginning yeah just like yo this just like, yo, this guy's like, you know, everything that kind of we thought all came true. And it was just like, he just gets bitched around so much that it's kind of, it's like hilarious. Ditty stuff was pretty crazy too. Ditty stuff's up there.

A lot. Yeah. There's a lot. My video just went viral again. The P. Diddy songs. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot.

And then Cop Gone Wild. That wasn't this year well it's not well no technically i think it was the last 2023 well that's the final part of it's the final part so then hey it wasn't this year yeah the final part cop gone wild which her name was was a megan hall yeah megan hall legend ledge me Megan Hall took the police department to court and basically kind of said you know

they like groomed her they groomed her yeah which like I think it's one of those things where you gotta say like ladies are you equal or not

because she's out here banging the five guys and you go the guys groomed her you go or she groomed them what's the difference you're both cops

yeah you're both yeah you all work together they weren't even superiors mostly no I don't think so most of They weren't even superiors, mostly. No, I don't think so. Most of them weren't. And yeah, I think this was such a high profile thing.

They just want to get off the books. They get exposed for being the fucking police station bicycle. And then they're like, oh, no, no, no. I had nothing to do with that. That wasn't. I shouldn't be held accountable for any of this that happened. No, no, no, no. I'm suing. I mean, also in America.

She's married to at the time. You just get sued for you just sue for anything. And it works because they were saying the fucking the chief of police for New Orleans because after the attack or whatever the other day and then it's like this old lady and then apparently she was the chief of police somewhere else and then they fired her. She sued them for a million and a half dollars. One just went to a new police and a the chief of police somewhere else and then they fired her she sued them for a million and a half dollars one just went to a new police and a new chief of police somewhere else that would be one of the best lives available in america is in your early 20s you sue someone get three million dollars it's crazy though because you think like normally in

the private sector like if you're trying to go get a new job and you're like yeah they sued the last place they worked at and won yeah you're like you're like we're good publicly publicly they're like we're good on that and they're like she's a police or whatever and they're just like yeah they just hire her again yeah because the person who hired her probably wasn't thinking like that she you don't forget yeah the person victim right the person who hired her was probably like another chick she if she walks in and you get the you know what's his name from blue bloods yeah he's probably not hiring that hell but if you walk in there and you get new school you know progress kind of uh hr person that's in charge of the hiring she was like i appreciate you standing up we need more of you around here we actually got

some problems around here hopefully you'll sue us for three million dollars yeah we actually need some more people like you around that are gonna you know stick their neck out when there's problems with uh yeah women that have no choice but to bang every guy they work with it was good for her 500 grand probably i mean she probably made 40 grand a year working as a police officer yeah literally got a 12 year severance my least favorite probably thing is the new trend if you go on tiktok it's all just like hot chicks rapping that's probably my least favorite thing i haven't seen that really well my algorithm's all i'm retraining mine after i got kicked off so yeah well i'm telling you it's out there because hot girls have figured out that they just like rap now

oh see i i love the super cringy like they're all rappers my instagram is more like cringy dudes who who sing but they're like terrible what do you mean like acoustic guitar kind of guys like there's i i found these two brothers from they're like and the funniest thing is because this is a really common thing so there's like because i see many of these where there's these like cringy kind of just dudes really average dudes making the most average music it's terrible just yeah and then they have one song and but they make like 80 videos over and over and over it's the same song they don't even have a new song it's the same song but a new video over i wonder if that works if we just take you take a joke that you did and then just like walk around and put the

audio of your joke on the top of it i don't know i don't know but it's like there's it's not so i mean just all the comments are over and over but all the comments are just like this sucks and it's a lot of guys trying to look cute you know the you know the type yeah yeah like trying to like like there's a lot of that there's a lot of like grown men trying to look adorable yeah there's like a lot of people you're like you would almost think this is like a joke where they're like oh look how bad this is this is terrible and they're like no they're serious and doing well well they're not doing well because some of them are i can think of two well i'm just saying like nobody ever wants to go see them

live or anything like and all the comments are literally like this is the worst shit i've ever heard and like just dunking on them but there's a lot of like famous people that no one actually wants to go watch no because it's like i mean you're you gotta be famous for the right reason yeah it can't just be all hate watching yeah and it's the same songs you're you gotta be famous for the right reason yeah i can't just be all hate watching yeah and it's the same songs you're like so what we go see you live and you play the song over and over again i have to hear it 40 times you play and then hit them with the that guy i'll go see you i can't fucking drop the bag big time yeah he did so i got one for you danny michelin star restaurant unveils luxury water menu

featuring $95 bottle of melted Canadian iceberg. So you go to the place and they bring you a water menu. They have different waters, some luxury waters from the Caribbean iceberg, New Zealand.

This has to be, like you feel like you're pranking someone and Charlie Kirk's like, oh, more $95 bottles of water, please. Anything the wife wants, the wife has. Do you sell it by the barrel? How about one of each?

Heaven forbid. She gets New Zealand and you're in for her to be parched. Dude, that's like the most fucking just smelling your own fart shit i've ever heard of is a water sommelier coming out because what would water pairs well with this 400 meal and he goes let me tell you of course the most expensive water we sold also what the hell are we doing so we could just go fucking get some ice from canada and sell it for 95 a pop yeah are you kidding there's a lot of suckers out there man it's just they're out for the taking dude that's crazy and that wouldn't that would piss

me off oh my god and you know those people too are like going back and report how was the meal you go i had this water you wouldn't believe it can you imagine they didn't tell you that where you're just like i'll have a water you're like uh do you want the do you want the iceberg water or the normal water you have an iceberg water and then you get $100 on your bill. I would fucking lose my mind. Also it all just comes out of just like a fucking Poland Springs jug in the back. Of course.

It's just that they bring a bunch of the ice cube and then keep it in a freezer. They're literally scraping water off of like a basement freezer. Yeah. Ridiculous would i would lose my fucking mind if i got charged with a hundred dollar water bill oh you would never see a scene the thing is you're at it's such a your expensive restaurant to begin with so then you're probably

just like all right anything the wife wants tack it on yeah and i guarantee you that if you put anyone back to back taste testing that they'd have not a chance they could ever do that nobody's gonna tell the difference between all the waters so this is bad news for 2025 experts predict women will be having sex with robots more than men next year the new so there's some women are the og having sex with robots well if you're considering if you're considering a vibrator robot. I am. Yeah.

Yeah. I want to see if a guy wrote this. Matthew Phelan. That's fucking not what you'd expect from a dude, man. No. Come on, pal. Maybe he's trying to warn us. Did you see what they said the dildos science studies was called?

No, I did. First conceived in 1975. Teledildonics. Teledildonics. Can you imagine? You're a frig. Tela-dildonics. Tela-dildonics. Can you imagine? You're a friggin' expert in tela-dildonics. You have to tell people that. I went to fucking school for 10 years. Oh, I'm the chief engineer of tela-dildonics.

I have a 10-year degree in tela-dildonics. For the art of mechanical sex toys that operate remotely via the internet. Well, yeah, I guess if you're talking about like when they say robots do they consider like the dildo machine the one that goes yeah you know that one percibians like are they considering them robots uh i don't know i feel like i don't know if they need to talk to you to me to be having sex with a robot it has to have like the body of a human yeah also what does a woman need a sex robot for there's lots of dudes available it's like i mean women i know just playing life on Grindr.

Essentially, I guess the nation is like a robot won't murder them. I guess they're describing... You might be right that they're describing... When they say sex with robots, what they mean is like a fucking vibrator. Yeah. A bunch of these single bitches. No, they're talking about... No, they have like a doll.

They have this Delaware-based firm. So I don't think that's true. The robot introduces a sex bot for women named henry operated via an app it's uh the eleven thousand dollar companion promised jokes ooh jokes oh that's what chicks want is a fucking joking sex robot sexy noises and super human sexual performance can give it to you for a full five minutes straight i I'm getting tired. I guess it's sort of as a progressive slant where it's sort of like,

women can have sex with robots too. No way anybody's buying these fucking 50. Also, the numbers might not be that high. They're like, oh yeah, how many men are having sex with robots? You're like, so far, 400. And you're like, how many women are having sex with robots?

You're like, 700. 700. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, dudes in Asia are fucking going to town on them. Are they going to town a lot? Yeah, I think they like the sex robots. I wonder if anyone we know has one under his bed.

The thing is, they're so expensive. 20K. Yeah, they're not like some tiny purchase here. Dude, what would you do if you were at a chick's house and then you fucking looked under her bed and she had like a- Full sex robot? Full sex robot. That would be concerning. I think they probably have like a special case in them looked like you too i'll be like hey man tap in and then uh there was interesting in my opinion i feel like this was a little bit the year that was like the final nail

in all of the conversations that were happening. It feels like as a society, kind of we're all moving on to whatever's next. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, like a lot of the. A lot of this, the conversation. I mean, even right now, University of Iowa announces plan to end social justice, major, closed gender, women and sexuality studies department. So they're shutting down gender studies degrees. They're shutting down sexuality studies department i mean so they're shutting down gender studies degrees they're shutting down sexuality studies well the dei stuff is like they're they're starting to get

sued for this stuff right which we all predicted yeah we all predicted and they're starting to get sued and they're losing and they're like oh wait we thought we could just discriminate against people because they were like a certain people and yeah no no it takes time to fucking run these suits or whatever but you're like yeah now it's going to cost you money and they're like oh they're definitely not doing that yeah so it feels like it's what it is whatever it does feel like a time when the new whatever the new uh vibe of what everyone talks about is is happening soon yeah and i think right now people are playing around with it it's always you know i have a theory that everything is just fashion going from baggy to tight i feel like in a lot of ways a lot of the big celebrities that kind of popped up on the internet or whatever you want to call it in the

last two years are we're all very um what what i would describe as kind of um i don't know if genuine is the right word uh authentic it was like authenticity was sort of the name of the game a lot of people and then you know the truth is people get sick of authenticity right like yeah i would say the last authenticity era was sort of 15 years ago maybe like 10 years ago where there's a lot of people making like kind of vulnerable crying videos to camera and that shit was like really popping yeah and then people kind of get sick of that and they're just like i'd actually i want something highly produced well yeah things get so produced that people just get sick of it and they're just like you know everyone has all these curated images

and curated Instagrams and people saying all these opinions that they think you have to have and then they just crave like a guy just being honest to camera. Yeah. And then you like, you don't, you don't,

you kind of get sick of the honest... Well, what happens is a million people start doing that because that works and then you're like, there's too much of this. There's too much of it and then also you realize it's not that great.

You go, oh, it's like refreshing to see someone that's just like being themselves. And then when everyone's being themselves, you're like, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Can someone make something? Sure.

Yeah. Someone put some effort in. Yeah, exactly. Please. Can you put some fucking effort in Johnny's getting the key? I think we're wrapping up here right now. So we can just,

because that was the last thing. And then we're going to go over the patron. We have a lot of stuff talking about patron.com. Slash the BoyzCast. A lot of people joined. We have, you know, I think 110 more for our next competition. All right. Yeah. That's exciting.

We're going to shoot some guns. Yeah, we're going to shoot some guns. So happy new year, everybody. Happy new year. I will see you guys on the road. Peace.