The Boyscast with Ryan Long - The Cold Blooded Murder of Peanut the Squirrel, & The Insane Election Freakouts have already started

Episode Date: November 4, 2024

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So they win a week. They have to stay at my house. Second prize a month. Second prize a month. And then the loser gets a year. So you stay with Danny. You do his chores with him. You watch him do his stock arbitrage opportunities.

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The dudes. The experience. The boys cast. The boys cast. Things are heating up. Oh, boy. The election season is underway. And you know what?

This election has really become a referendum on whether or not you think squirrels should be killed. And raccoons. And raccoons in cold blood. I don't know about the raccoon. What happened with the raccoon? They had a squirrel and a raccoon. Fred the raccoon. And they took Fred the raccoon, too. Are you fucking with me don't know about the raccoon. What happened with the raccoon? They had a squirrel and a raccoon. Fred the raccoon. And they took Fred the raccoon too. Are you fucking with me? When did Fred the raccoon come?

That was the whole deal. They took Peanut the squirrel and Fred the raccoon. Both of them. In cold blood? Yeah, they just picked them up because some Karen on the internet basically ratted on them. Ladies, they want people eating your dogs. They want people coming in, breaking off squirrels

necks in your face they come in the government employees i'll tell you i'm on the little bit of that side because i say any squirrel that has a higher uh view count than me on instagram i would like that guy gone that squirrel was popping off i think that's why the lady ratted him out it was just jealousy it is jealousy but on the same time i'm watching this raccoon he's watching this squirrel i mean he's got 10 million views i go no no you know ladies and gentlemen we're not i'm not living in a world where a squirrel's destroying me at content hey man that's that's the world we live in man they want people eating your dogs they want people eating your cats they want your squirrels getting fucking you know guy breaks in takes a squirrel storm, government stormtroopers break down your door, steal your fucking squirrel

and your raccoon. That is always the thing with SWAT, right? They always bust down and then they like kill the dogs. Yeah, yeah. That's like an old trope that they bust down and then. Yeah, yeah. The dog just barks at them funny. They have to.

It's like their favorite thing to do is kill these dogs, right? 12 pound dog. It just growls at them and they kill it. Were you really in that much danger? The squirrel, the funniest part is it became like the biggest thing on the internet that this squirrel got killed. And I started looking at it and then the thing came up. I sent it to you this morning, but they're like, also this guy, he was like doing gay

porn and stuff like that. Well, I know, from what I understand, they do both have OnlyFans. Well, did he? Him and the wife. So is this a family where the guy's like, okay, we're running an OnlyFans, and they start being like, it's OnlyFans to raise money for animals, and people start liking that, and they show the squirrel, and then the squirrel was working. They're like, you know people that are trying everything?

We have friends that are like, he's tried everything, right? And you go, he landed on being a reaction guy or something like that, where it's like, he started with this, started with this, and then by the end of it, it's like, he does videos of guys eating cereal, and for some reason that works for him and that's just what he does for a professional but is that them they were just trying everything they're like maybe you suck my dick on camera uh i don't know by the end of it he's like they put the square they're like we maybe if we find a squirrel and then by the end of it they're just like okay we're sucking dick on camera we're doing squirrel videos squirrel videos and then you go

the squirrel videos ended up really popping off from what i understand i think they found the squirrel like he found the squirrel like seven years ago i don't know when the only fan started but then i think they started making the squirrel content squirrel content started popping off and then they started just rescuing animals and they have an animal non-profit animal rescue and then i don't know how the only fans part like the time the chicken it really came first right what came first the fucking chicken or the squirrel yeah i don't know yeah auger the squirrel yeah i don't know i don't know how that works but um yeah it's a crazy overreach of the government i mean people don't really care like obviously the squirrel is more of

uh of uh you know yeah like people don't really care about this. They care about the squirrel, but they care more. It's just like the government just burst down your house. You're saying that's why it became a huge story. Yeah. It's more just government overreach where they're like, yeah, the fucking 12 dudes bust down the house. And why can't they put it outside?

They're just like, well, it's a house squirrel for seven years. They said they did. And it kept coming back injured because it's just like, it's. It just gets beat up by the other squirrels. They found it. It comes back just like. Yeah. Birds around its head. It looks like fucking rocky balboa but uh they they did do that and because they found it when it was a baby squirrel they raised it and so it's an indoor squirrel an indoor squirrel and they're just like well you get good bad news you don't

get to have indoor squirrels from the top ropes yeah indoor squirrelss you can't own an indoor squirrel. How do they euthanize it? Do they beat it to death? You should probably put it in some sort of... And then the guy's like, do I have to watch this? You're like, hold him in the corner. He's got to watch you sitting there.

No. Yeah, no. And then they take him in a pillowcase and just fucking go to town and just like... Car battery on the nuts. Well, yeah. They tortured him first.

Well, you saw the thing. They basically... The guy was like... They busted down the door was like they busted down the door uh they they like bust down the door and then they like detain him and yeah like as if five hours like like a drug raid it was exactly you know they did the drug raid on my house when i lived at the old house one time and the guys they basically did that and they're like where is the squirrel look me the where is the squirrel they're like they like had to escort a police

officer had to escort him to use the bathroom or whatever because they were like, they like had to escort a police officer had to escort him to use the bathroom or whatever. Cause they were like worried that he would destroy some squirrel evidence or something. So what happens? The guy just sits there in the corner. Kind of. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how that works, but yeah, they were like, they had to escort him to the bathroom. You think they think you're going to flush some squirrel evidence?

Yeah, for sure. They're like, if we hear a flush there, we want to inspect your leavings before we see any chestnuts in there. That's going to be fucking hell to pay um this is what the article says it says peanut the squirrel touches off social media firestorm after new york officials euthanized beloved rodent a beloved pet internet sensation before new york state officials confiscated it killed it drawing more attention to the rodent's death the The State Department of Environmental Conservation. So it's the DEC.

Yeah. These are the bad boys. These are the bad boys. Because you'd think that... And their whole thing is it's about rabies. And rabies is really fucking serious. People don't get how serious rabies really is. That's their side of the story.

Yeah, but they... You ever seen the videos of the guy with rabies on the internet? Dude, it's crazy. It's like you turn into a zombie. They turn into zombies. Yeah, rabies is one of the craziest diseases. And they can't dude it's crazy it's like you turn into like a zombie they turn into zombies yeah it is it is rabies is like one of the craziest and they can't drink water that's the idea right like yeah yeah and you're like it's it is rabies is really bad but uh they didn't have rabies they didn't have rabies and these guys were running you know run

a business this guy's the star of the show yeah you need some license this is where it starts you know what i mean you know that old thing they say? Coming for your kids next. That's what Trump says. He goes, they're not coming for me. They're coming for you. You're just in the way. They're not coming for me.

They're coming for your squirrels. I'm just in the way. Although, people have sort of disagreed with this a little bit on the point, but when they say they're not coming for you, they're not coming for Trump. They're coming for you. Trump's just in the way. What actually ends up happening a lot of times, it's, yeah, they want not coming for you uh they're not coming for trump they're coming for you trump's just in the way what actually ends up happening a lot of times it's they yeah they want to come for you they'd rather come for trump they can't come for trump they'll settle for you yeah like it was like it's like what we really want to do is take trump down that's not going to work so

doug's getting me too hey man yeah i mean if loses, they're really coming after him. Oh, for him, yeah. Oh, buddy. Everybody in his fucking orbit is getting it. Giuliani's last hair is going to be fucking jumping out of his head. Man, they're trying to fucking deport Elon Musk. They're, dude, they're... Dude, everybody. The X is getting shut down.

I saw that so crazy. It's so funny for a country to be like oh we'll deport elon musk because you're just like yeah what country is like getting rid of the literally legitimately the biggest cash cow tax wise in the entire country well well i mean again he's like the companies get to stay he'll just zoom in to yeah but america doesn't have a thing where like you lose ownership if you go back to it they deport deport you. No, you don't lose ownership. You're just going to have to run it from a different country. Yeah, and then pay taxes in a different country.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That is the type of mentality where they're like, if we have to lose $10 billion a year or whatever fucking taxes get paid by him. God, they don't care about that. But that's what I mean. Yeah. I think that's the, it seems like the most important thing is killing the squirrels and getting

rid of Elon. This country will happily lose a trillion dollars to send a message. To send some message. To send some message of just like, Hey, just don't forget who's actually running the show here. Who's in charge. Yeah.

Elon Musk thing was basically what they're saying is he came over on like a one and then he had a student visa and then he kind of basically did the thing everyone does in canada where you have you come over for a student visa and then there was like some laps where he was working basically like dropped out of school so then your student visa is instantly null and then he didn't have like uh he didn't leave basically which is what you have to do it's like if you're if you're not on a student visa you gotta go but if you get a but if a place gives you a job and files your visa for you then, then you're fine. I guess they're saying that in between period,

he didn't have a proper visa. Well, then how were they paying him? He wasn't. He probably was just here illegally and he overstayed because you're only allowed to be here for like certain amount of days. Oh, but then once he got a job again,

they did his paperwork again. Right, yeah, yeah. But they're just saying in between. Because you're allowed to be here for six months, right? Six months, that in between period. He overstayed his six month period, they're saying. Yeah they're just saying in between. Because you're allowed to be here for six months, right? Six months, that in-between period. The overstayed is six-month period, they're saying. Yeah, and so that in-between period, so then they're like, so there's, and there is, like, they do, technically can do that, where they're like, yeah, you didn't get your citizenship legally, so we'll just revoke it. like even even stuff like that it's like if trump wins for example then they're not gonna they're gonna have a hard time deporting him because of these boys with the president and then if he loses

they're just gonna move on and forget about it so you go what's the point of this just to sort of say like he's bad i mean if he loses maybe they don't maybe they're just like yo you maybe they do send the message yeah maybe they're like elon you were like you know his number one cheerleader this whole time trying to get elected, putting all these resources into it. And we want to dissuade people from ever trying to do that shit again. Do you think they do that where they get rid of Elon Musk? They go, you're getting deported. And then as the plane leaves, they kill another ceremonial squirrel.

Oh, buddy. They crack the head of the squirrel. Hate to be a squirrel in America. Oh, buddy. Oh, it actually would be bad news. I'll tell you what i i already thought also it was funny for me to be like you know i have my special that just came out in the i started the special with one joke about gay trump supporters and that's the only time i mention it but if trump

wins that that joke is equally as relevant if trump loses it's like i have one joke in the special that kind of doesn't make sense yeah watching after because you before i would be like oh there's trump supporters if he was the president it would be it would literally make no difference yeah but if he loses you go so that actual collateral damage if he loses is my special becomes slightly less relevant if you're watching it right then yeah and then danny's kamala ai videos you think you're just gonna be danny thinks she's gonna be the president and you're just gonna be making your kamala videos and fucking in the gulag yeah but you're sort of better off if she wins because you get to make your AI videos But you're gonna be in the gulags. Yeah getting flogged and are you already started to by the way?

I didn't know this about you because then I was reading the article about Danny that they said Yeah, and it kind of irked me. I was like I didn't I I was sort of like I've been hanging out with this guy I didn't actually read the whole thing. I'm not gonna cause you a liar. Yeah, which you are but I didn't I didn't realize The extent to which Danny was a piece of shit. Yeah, so Danny made this video about Kamala Harris He thinks it's funny to you know, make you make misinformation Danny thinks it's funny to make these misinformation videos do I do find it funny? And Danny Polak they wrote this article about him. They go, this post was flagged by part of Meta's efforts to combat false news, misinformation. And he did a video where Kamala Harris was on Rogan and said that he's a Nazi.

The comedian, and comedian is in quotations. Double quotations. I thought that was unfair. Two quotations. That's not even proper English or anything, but all right. Originally posted the video to social media accounts. The audio does not align with the video, and the cadence of Harris and Rogan's speech is not true to life.

So now they're... So they started by saying... So they're just taking shots at my production. You're not even good at it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're taking... All right. All right.

So they started by saying Danny's not even good at it. This is PolitiFact, by the way. PolitiFact. They've got a hard-on for Danny. Dude, they gave me the worst possible rating. They gave me the pants on fire. Well, that's when I started being like, I don't know if I should be working with this guy.

That was the line. Because the guy's pants on fire, it says. Dude, they have a pants on fire meter, and I was on the highest end of the pants on fire meter. My pants, they could not be more on fire. The PolitiFact gave Danny the pants on fire meter. I couldn't, my pants, they could not be more on fire. The PolitiFact gave Danny the pants on fire reading. Harris has not said Trump is literally enough Hitler. We rate the claim that this video shows

Harris appeared on Rogan's podcast, pants on fire, exclamation point. Pants on fire, I know. So these guys' pants are literally on fire. Literally ablaze. And the thing is I think that is The world where

Under Kamala Harris It'll be like Danny's the pants on fire guy And that's gonna start Being attached to your Permanent record Right yeah yeah You know you're gonna go in

And be like hey I wanna Apply for my citizenship And they go Can we need a fire You know It says here your pants Are on fire Everywhere you go

They're just spraying you down You know what the Actually the worst thing About this Which I didn't realize Cause the girl That's funny Cause it says here your pants are on fire. Everywhere you go, they're just spraying you down. You know what the worst thing about this, which I didn't realize because the girl. That's funny because it says here your pants are on fire. The journalist messaged me and then I just like, I always get back to them because I was like, I just find it funny that they're fact checking me. But then they have a deal. PolitiFact has a deal with Meta, right? So then instantly that fact check happens. I know.

And then over on facebook and instagram instantly i get a fucking notification i hated that part where i read that and they're just like they they casually said in this article they're like you know what we rate a pants on fire and obviously we have a deal with meadow where you know whenever we tell them what videos to take down they take down and you're like what the fuck yeah that i didn't know about and so then instantly that video on on i get all these like notifications on instagram you get on the pants on fire list i am on the pants on fire i might be one worse than being on like the hate the what's the like oh like the adl like yeah you're basically like the 80 there's like the adl like anti-semite list

or whatever and i think which i'm also on are you on that too no soon well you do get a lot of people calling you and he's a medic because he jokes yeah but there's that and then i honestly think that might be a thing where you apply to get a job somewhere and they're like well yeah you're on the pants on fire i can't believe anything you say in this interview so uh sorry they derank the video the video gets like just essentially removed from the algorithm immediately once they post this like so i got a notification and it's like if you go to my instagram page like there's a it's great or it's like blurred out that video with the politifact like it's attached to it now and they just were like we're not showing this to anybody anymore

i know i saw that yeah so I would definitely bet that it's very difficult for you to ever like if you were ever in a court case where you were arguing for yourself the other guy would bring this up and be like oh big time Danny Polishuk says that he wasn't at the gay bathhouse but then according to PolitiFact his pants are on fire

his pants are on fire by renowned fact checkers what else is he lying about yeah renowned fact checkers have said your pants are on fire by renowned fact checkers. What else is he lying about? Yeah, renowned fact checkers have said your pants are on fire. Yeah, so. This is probably the best article of the cycle. Yeah. Should we make predictions, by the way?

Yeah, we should make predictions. Also, Johnny, do you mind plugging this in for me? I think I took yours too. Yeah, we should probably make a concerning real one. Okay, we'll make predictions at the end. At the end,

we're going to be dropping. Yeah, we're going to stay tuned, everybody, for our hot prediction takes. Well, this was the best one because there's been a couple funny ones. I have a funny video

of a guy being like, because one of the topics, you know, of the day i want to talk about is like who has the bigger flip out you know what i mean like what does the flip out because it was the traditional knowledge is like it's going to be crazy you know liberal flip outs are worse but then you know there's junior six and stuff like that and you go right now i honestly think they should have a betting market of you know what the flip out looks like but it's hard to ever do that because you're like you only get to see one so you could always say the other one would be worse but the question is what do you think the bigger reaction is if they lose on the if trump wins you think if trump wins it's more of a reaction the other way yeah well they're just

they're more emotional the left's more emotional i think in general yeah maybe you could say the right's more organized yeah the right's more organized you know obviously there's january 6th but other than that like you can't really look to anything that they've really done like majorly maybe oklahoma city i don't know yeah i don't know too much i don't know but like okay let's just say we have they have like a march to protest that they're not happy right yeah who you know you could easily see a scenario where they do their like version of that and it's enormous on the left or the right you're saying the right their left feels like it's going to be the bunch of little ones yeah but they'll probably be more but maybe well they had the women's march in 2016 which was like over a million people in dc that's the part that you're missing right that not you specifically but if you

go if the trump wins you go every other thing for the next four years will technically be the Trump march. Yes. The anti-Trump march. Correct. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, they're not going to be happy if he wins. And they're going to be claiming that all these polls are coming out being like, she's fucking killing it.

So then that's like a big part of it, too. If all the polls were like, oh, she's getting smoked, then there wouldn't be a reaction. just if all the polls were like oh she's getting smoked then there wouldn't be a yeah yeah yeah now they're like all these are the iowa poll just came out being like she's up three points when he's like you know one every time kind of thing by like a lot so then if uh she loses they're gonna be like oh this is this was stolen from us everyone the full trump deal well they did this huge article and the atlantic writes these articles which by the way i don't know who's reading these things because they're really long. Oh, yeah.

But this one was fairly popular. It kind of went viral. But it's like, they write these articles. They're almost books. Yeah. You know, it takes like 40 minutes to read. You don't go to Columbia Journalism School to write fucking tweets. Yeah, but what percentage of people read the headline, and which people read the actual thing?

95% of people read the headline. Yeah. Maybe the first paragraph. like the headline in which people read the actual 95 percent of people read the headline yeah it's like it kind of seeing an article that's this long in the atlanta and in like a about like a current topical news thing because this i guess it's a big investigation it feels a lot like when you see like a tiktok and you did like a three-hour video and you're just like are you out of your mind yeah like what do you think this is part one of 40 i don't need to do that. Inside the ruthless, restless final days of the Trump campaign, Donald Trump's aides started to... So I'll just say what happens in it,

because there's two parts of it. The first part, it's basically this big expose on how his campaign's been like a mess, right? And some of it is they're saying that Laura Loomer, she was going to get involved, and then people were like, you can't let her get involved. Which I agree with. Yeah, and it was a whole...

Insane. Lindsey Graham goes, are you trying to lose? What sealed Loomer's fate, according to two people, were parts of these conversations. It wasn't just her racial diatribes, but also her appearance.

Trump, who is generally appalled by plastic surgery, was disgusted to learn about the apparent extent of Loomer's facial... They have some insider, allegedly, on the campaign plastic surgery was disgusted to learn about the apparent extent of loomer's facial so they have some insider allegedly on the campaign that's like leaking all this information and then they they're saying that you know his main guy was stealing all these funds and then they go the

other guy was fighting so he has his two main guys in the campaign and the one guy's saying the other guy's stealing and all this sort of stuff right so it's a big article but the funny part and the reason why we're even talking about it is so apparently trump was in the thing and he was talking about uh nicknames that he was a big nickname guy and he goes he has a new nickname he wanted to debut and then this is donald trump on the plane big infighting and whether or not to drop this too and big infighting whether or not to drop this so he goes sure this is what trump said allegedly according to the campaign this guy's a retard he's retarded i think i'll start calling him that donald trump declared about uh on his campaign plane en route to a rally that

evening according to three people who heard him make the remarks retarded joe biden the staffers present within hours others who'd heard about the epitaph secondhand, pleaded with Trump not to say this publicly. Trump demurred, musing that he might debut the nickname that night. Please don't call him retarded Joe. Staffers were puzzled over the timing. Biden was on the ropes.

Polls showed Trump was jumping out to his biggest lead ever. Over the next several days, Trump aides held their breath, convinced he would debut the latest slur at any moment. Dude, that's... I mean, in terms of... He's all about, like, these clever nicknames, and then he's just going with Retarded Joe Biden.

I hope this is... Retarded Joe! I hope this is true. That's just so fucking funny that everyone on his campaign is biting their nails. No, no, no, no. This is a misstep, man. Retarded Joe is not going to hit like you think. I'm going to do it.

It's not going to hit like you think it is. Yeah, probably there's a realistic scenario where he was kidding. But yeah, the staffer is saying that every day they're sitting in the, you know, sitting beside the stage just everywhere

and he goes, and I have a new name for Japan. He's, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. He's not just sleepy. He goes,

don't say it. Please, Scott, don't say it. Don't do this. Stopped biting the nail. He probably had it ready to go when the Tony Hinchcliffe happened. He goes,

ah, I can't do that. I can't. Yeah, yeah, he was going to draw, he was going to debut Tony Hinchcliffe happened he goes ah I can't do that yeah he was gonna debut it that night yeah he goes I can't do it there's so many funny parts about it also funny the idea

that maybe at the end of it he's done all the nicknames and now he's just like fuck it I'm going for it Kamala the bitch you know what I mean

Auntie Kamala exactly right he's just like let's fucking go all in sorry Johnny you're gonna have to bleep that out yeah you have to believe that they don't like that they don't like that word but that's one of their main ones they don't like no not just in fucking australia the uk you know and they came to realize something about trump he was restless unhappy and tired of winning so their hypothesis here is that he was he he's he likes it better when

there's more chaos and they said even in the article they said someone said that he came up and he goes you know people were saying it was the most disciplined campaign ever it's like you don't win with discipline he was he was saying this was too boring for him you know what i mean there yeah it's too boring it's not fun he likes to live on the edge they were they were saying he likes to live on the edge and this is a little bit little bit all... It was all just seeming a little too... Too easy. Controlled and too easy. Yeah, it's a bit of a cakewalk for him.

He goes, I like to make a challenge, you know? That's right. David Goggin style, where it's just like, yeah, just drop me off in the middle of a fucking fire. I'm going to run for 100 miles. Right. So they were saying, yeah, you're up in the polls. It's pretty good.

People are liking your speeches. He's like, retarded Joe Biden. Stops biting their nails at every turn. But if that's true, that's one of the funniest things ever. But it is. Do you think if he wins or maybe even if he loses, we get retard Joe? Because there's no repercussions really at that point? Yes.

Yeah. You think that'd be amazing if just like that's his his acceptance speech they tried to stop me with retarded joe biden or the or if he loses yeah he gives his uh you know i lost speech yeah i don't think he's gonna have a concession speech no he's gonna be just flips the bird well he's not conceding so it doesn't matter he's the i mean he'll concede on fucking january 7th maybe but you know if he loses there's gonna to be another January 6th type deal. At the very least, they're going to be debating it for a really long time. Well, that's when they have to formalize the actual thing or whatever.

And he's not giving it up. There's going to be lawsuits and everything. I'll tell you what. You know how there's been a lot of Kamala money going into the influencers? Which I don't really know if it's helping because we actually know someone that we won't reference by name. I mean, the thing is, we probably know people who... Well, we know lots of people.

We know probably people who just haven't been public about taking some comments. Well, you have to become public about it because you have to put paid advertising. Oh, right. That's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, apparently you have... Yeah, yeah, that's like... If it's a political contribution it has to be it has to be uh

noted i think i think so i think there's some loopholes where maybe they have them they come from some pack that comes from somewhere else but you're supposed to say and there's been a lot of people that have been making them and i've been kind of looking at the comments because it'll be like someone that did it and we know a few people that did Kamala things. And I think the vibe was like, it's offer. They can't refuse money wise. You take some guy that's like,

he made $30,000 in entertainment. They're like, we'll give you 30 grand to do one ad. And you're just like, fuck how much your integrity worth. Right. But every comment is like fucking chill. Yeah.

But do we know anyone who's done them for Trump? Like, are they doing that? No, I don't think trump's like doing a very different i was just reading i don't know anyone who's done any morning because do people do them can you think of anyone not that i know of not a paid one um i know a lot of the poly market like if you see a lot of people being like oh i just put a bunch of money on poly market for voting for a candidate a lot of those are actually getting paid by polymarket undisclosed. That's the big rumor. These people are like, yeah, I just put 20 grand on Trump.

Oh, they're doing the stake thing? Yeah, they're doing the stake thing, but I guess they're not disclosing it. They're saying, oh, I just put a big bet on Polymarket, but it's actually... I saw a thing, the Polymarket guy was like, he supports Kamala. I think so, yeah.

But yeah, it's interesting. You'd think that if he, Polymarket, and he was like the election betting guy, you'd think that guy would want to be like, I don't have a personal dog in the fight. You know what I mean? Yeah, you would think so yeah but yeah it's interesting you think that if he was a polymarket and he was like the election betting guy you think that guy would want to be like i don't have a personal dog in the fight you know man you would think so but i guess he's saying like what what does it matter seem like a well it seemed like a little bit of sam bangman frida arrogance you know what i mean sure but the polymarket guy starts feeling everyone's talking polymarket he starts thinking i'm the king of the world i know calci the other one the. Kalsi? You just threw the guy's phone? No.

Do you see that? Yeah, yeah. Jason Kalsi. You liked that? Yeah. Fuck yeah. What exactly happened? The guy was in his face with the phone? He was in his face and he called his brother the F-slur.

Okay. Or whatever. And then he just grabbed his phone and just tossed him on the ground. Yeah. I mean, this is the classic thing where people, it's the classic thing where people think they're on the internet. Yeah. In person.

Perfect. Big athletes and big guys, too. Huge guys. But also, you're just like, yeah, you think you're like, oh, this is just like, oh, this guy's an internet guy. I can just say whatever I want to his fucking face, and he's not going to do anything about it. And you're like, yeah, he will.

Well, smashing the- He's going to sue him now. He's going to sue him. But smashing the phone's an okay one, because you're like, I technically kind of didn't get violent i just threw the phone yeah i threw your phone and i broke your property and then we move on i guess yeah yeah whatever but i mean yeah i like that but anyways um what was i saying i forgot polymarkets oh polymarket yeah yeah yeah the the both of them have been a lot of people have been running like on essentially unannounced ads for them saying like oh i just put a big bet on this thing and not disclosing that

that's the rumor fuck i didn't realize that and you're supposed to disclose i don't know if you do need to disclose for that i guess probably because it's still just like an ad but i guess depends on the platform like some plat like twitter doesn't require you to say this is an ad right whereas like on instagram it's like has an actual toggle. That does sort of rig it a little bit because it's like, you know who it's going to be when you ask them, right? Yeah. Like if you ask a big Hollywood celebrity, like, hey, we'll give you a hundred grand

to go put a hundred grand down. And you're like, you know, it's going to be Kamala. If you ask this guy, it's going to be this. So you sort of are at that point picking it. Yeah. So, but I mean, oh yeah, this is what I was going to say. They, they came out and like Kamala harris like trump has basically had no like ground game as they say for politics where it's like people just literally knocking on your door and kamala has like an insane one like she has

like literally there's you know there is a little more risk for that though if you're if you're just if you're like hey i'm knocking on the door for kamala harris like it's probably sucks if you're wearing like trump gear and being like i'm knocking on your door for trump right you get the wrong wrong guy i feel like people will be like they start crying yeah they're crying but i think you're just trying to be like hey just you know we just want to make sure you go vote like period i guess that's the thing is like just go vote and obviously we would prefer if you vote for kamala harris but she has you know thousands of people like daily just knocking on doors like non-stop all day and yeah nobody he's just trying to do the podcast and megan kelly made a good point where like it is getting a little broey with like how he's trying to because the thing is women vote more like women just like

historically like you know there's 10 million more women voters, and he really is just appealing to guys, and you're just like, all right, that is a risky strategy. Maybe he's hoping that the dudes whip their wives in the shape. Because I did my part to get you. You do your part to get her. To get her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I mean, with the-

Apparently, the canvassing, there's an old thing where they go, if someone comes and shakes your hand, you're 25% more likely to vote for them. Yeah, but Trump can't do that. No, I'm not saying that. But I think that apparently canvassing has some version of that too, where it's like, if someone comes to your house and talks to you for... Five minutes or something. Or, you know, 30 minutes, you are apparently more likely to vote for them.

Or, I mean, there's a lot of of people who are probably just not voting, period. That's maybe the biggest pocket of people who are like, you know, maybe nobody's undecided, but there are people who are just like, yeah, I don't know if I'm going to vote or not. That's the true undecideds right now. You get them out. People who are just like, yeah, I don't even want to go vote.

Yeah, maybe I'd vote for this person, but I doubt I'll do it. Yeah, I doubt I'll do it. We'll see. But I mean, I don't know. I really could see Kamala winning this. I could see it go either way. Yeah. Because just, I mean, my main thing is just women don't like being told what, women are

more, like this is maybe from like a first principles kind of deal, but I'm like, women vote more, right? There's more women voters. Women don't like being told what to do. They don't like being told what to do most by men, i.e. like the whole abortion thing. And then now they're like, we're cutting,

they got Ron Paul in on it. And they're like, we're going to cut 2 trillion. It's like, women don't like austerity. Women be shopping. Women be shopping and they don't like being told what to do. Those are like the two.

They do not like me. I'll tell you what. I've never dated a girl who loves the idea of like, maybe you think about a budget. Yeah, like a budget. What the fuck did you just say to me? I'm being financially abused right now. You're right though.

There is a bit of where they're talking a lot about like, we're going to cut all the spending. Two trillion? They're like, I'm being financially abused they're like i'm being financially abused yeah i'm being financially abused it's like literally it's like the anti-women be shopping platform and we're telling guys are telling you what to do and women politicians definitely be shopping don't like it don't like it so you're right that that would be the argument for why they're gonna win that yeah because they told women that they're not gonna for why they're going to win because they told women that they're not

going to be shopping they're not going to be shopping and no abortions if you go can I at least you're not going to be shopping

for any more wars that you can cash in on your shopping spree we're just going to be frugal for a year you know what I mean you can just get

the no name brand exactly you're sort of telling girls they can get the no name brand version of it yeah yeah for the next four years ago what if you just had a purse that was like what if america just bought like two thousand dollar purses maybe we just get a little less out of debt and they go yeah i don't like that what does that entail well you're

basically telling them that you go hey you know that five thousand dollar purse we're thinking you make like a two thousand dollar purse you're like okay maybe i'll get one of the two thousand dollars i'll get one of the china ones,000. I'll get one of the China ones that like look like that, but they go no, we're putting a tariff on the China stuff. Yeah, those are going to be as much as the regular ones now. We actually put a tariff on the China ones so you can't really get the Chinese. It's going to be like more of a just

you're going to wear the old purses for the next four years. How does that sound? I mean, you have 50 of them. That sounds good. You already have enough. Yeah, yeah. Wait, you don't have enough purses? You got tons of purses. You know, you'll just wear the ones you've still in the box. Never even took them out. I think you made a good point that the women be shopping folk. You get the libertarians

in on it. Libertarians aligning with Trump. Girls hate libertarianism. I know. It's like nothing dries up a pussy more than libertarianism. What is the truth? Girls hate bro podcasters and they hate libertarians i know i know so in the event that trump you can nag them with it i feel like that you know the right guy makes it work

because it's like it's sort of uh also girls like a guy that will argue but that guy has to be like close to them you know what i mean yes yeah yeah it doesn't work on a broad scale like if women start being like oh ron pa Paul's like supporting Trump now. And then he goes, so what's this Ron Paul guy all about? And they go, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No more free stuff. Oh, no.

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i don't remember the toronto opio one maybe i can't remember you might probably remember that one we filmed it at cbc oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. You were, right? It was me, you, Jarek, Amish, Rodrigo, Paul. Yeah. And so we did this sketch where it was basically, because when Toronto, Candice legalized weed, they basically made a thing where the government was going to start running the weed dispensaries.

Basically, because they have these, kind of like government organizations is the only reason you can buy buy beer that's why you can't buy beer in like a store in ontario now yeah i know they're they're fighting against it but at the time they were like oh the yeah weed's legal now and they're like we'll have the government run the weed and the joke we're making is like yeah that and then you have a bunch of like government bureaucrats being like no uh what level of dank should this be? Is it dank? Am I saying it damp or dank? Because they don't know what they're talking about, right?

And I tried to do, and I always thought it was funny because I did that sketch was basically saying the government's bad. And it was on CBC. Yeah, we were literally wasting taxpayer money. We were wasting taxpayer money making this sketch about. We were in this fucking big ass boardroom in the CBC. And they're just like no like we're literally in there and you're just like giant like bullpen you're just nobody's working so when i nobody's doing anything the funniest part you know people talk about budgets

always uh like government budgets it's all they never it's never less right but i remember they will be under fucking ron paul and yeah but how it works how it works with the um with like all the the subsidies for these shows they have these shows where it's like they do the first season and it'll be uh you know let's say they're making they're like uh you know 100 grand an episode or whatever right yeah then they do the second it like is a bomb yeah and then they make a second series and then they're like now you go in and you're just like well how much you you basically submit your budget so when i'm doing these shows you submit your budget for the second season and we did three so you submit your budgets and you're just like

i don't know like a billion dollars you basically just make up how much you want and you i think i came in i came in hot the second year sure the cash grab ever. And the government just pays it. You go in and no one gives a shit because it's none of their money. It's none of their money, no. And then they all like it. And they got to spend it. There's money they need to spend. They have to spend it.

So you're like, okay, so you made the last season, every episode was like 15 grand. You're like, how much do you want for this one? You're like, like a zillion an episode maybe? And they're like, oh, that's me in the middle. And you're like, you know, that's me in the middle of 70 grand, you know? Yeah, you go, sure. And then you can rent out their office with their money. So we ended up, we were filming this video about how the government's bad at doing stuff

in the government office, paid for by the government. That was good shit. It was, right? But the reason I brought it up- Sorry, Canadian taxpayers. Aside from that is I wanted to say i wanted to say uh who am i ron paul and i wanted to do a ron paul thing and they didn't really ever complain too much about my sketches my the wording yeah i usually would have a few notes here and there by the fourth season

the thing was getting big so they had more people involved i had to do more phone calls with people telling me opinions they were always like stupid things like get rid of this for no reason but i did one and i also did this when i was in music and i had uh we had government money for the band and we in the thing used to get this money this thing called factor and they'd give you these big grants and jerek had a lyric where he goes uh live in large on factors dough yeah like he had a lyric in the song being like right we're getting all this factor money like and they told us to take that out but the ron paul one they they were like that was the only note they were like can you take this ron paul line out and surprised they even knew who he was also surprised but their answer was the guy goes it has nothing to do with uh canada yeah he had he said it has nothing to do

with like ideological things he goes if you're just if you're saying a politician has to be a Canadian politician. And he goes, you can do the Canadian version of Ron Paul. And I was like, yeah. Me? Yeah, you're good. There's no Canadian libertarians, as far as I know. Right, exactly. So the Ron Paul stuff does dry up pussies.

And in Canada, though, we've been talking about podcasts deciding the election. The federal liberals in Canada spent $2 million to produce podcasts. And I know we said a lot of backstory to get to that headline, but it was like just to show you how these people work.

And I'm sure this is happening in a lot of these campaigns. I mean, you know, again, we know friends that are giving, here's $50,000 to make a video about Kamala Harris that every comment is going to be like, this sucks. You know? Yeah, I hate you. I hate you. So they did $2,000. Two million.

Two million dollars. Two million dollars. Two million dollars. To produce a podcast. And by the Canadian government, they did seven episodes or something like that. And by the way, the craziest part is they're like, you know, they're talking their own book here a bit,

but they're like, huge success. Oh, yeah. It gets 100 views. They're like, this is money so well spent. They're writing this up being like, man, look at us, huh?

Spending only $2 million and getting these kind of numbers? Ooh, baby. Yo, Rogan, watch out. The entire series us huh spending only two million dollars and getting these kind of numbers baby the entire watch out the entire series that they spent two million dollars at has less views than one of our patreon episodes 400 they go they were bragging this is a point of bragging they go this one uh i think it was a statistics canada podcast that they do they go this is in the top 10 of all podcasts right so they're like the money well spent uh gets 470 downloads an episode i think they're included their youtube numbers too i don't know i which is another one if you go to statistics canada they're pumping out content right and left and it all has one view on it.

Yeah, nothing. Did you actually find their YouTube channel? Yeah, the A-Sayers. So basically the podcast is called the A-Sayers. Like A, like Canadian. I mean, you know,

you're laughing at the name. You don't have any idea how many meetings they had to have to come up with that name? Oh my God, this spent so much money. I mean, the name alone

was 100K. Dude, one of them was, one of them was how much was it for hosting one of them was like their their podcast spent like dude like hosting is free basically like you can get hosting for free like you can do like anchor or whatever it's basically free one of them was literally they're like they spent like nine thousand000 a year on just hosting one podcast. Oh, here's one. Yeah, yeah. Here's one podcast. It's so funny. $9,087 for podcast training and consulting.

This is the kind of shit that goes on here. They just hire someone. They go, yeah, we need a podcast consultant. And it's their friend consultant and it's their friend and it's their friend who has a podcast they go how much you go I don't know

fucking five grand I don't know five grand an hour no they go five hundred bucks they go yeah yeah

they look at you and they go come on keep going yeah you call it's like a fucking game show they go hire yeah you kind of call your buddy

and the guy's like I don't know yeah I'll do what do you want to talk to me for like a couple hours like I don't know a few hundred bucks is probably fine and the guy goes I don't know. Yeah, I'll do. What do you want to talk to me for like a couple hours? Like, I don't know.

A few hundred bucks is probably fine. And the guy goes, I don't think you understand what I'm giving you right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm giving you. I mean, some of it came back. Okay. I promise you. Some of that came back in the way of Leafs tickets. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. 1,000%. There's some fucking paybacks on that. Like, I'll give you the 10,000 bucks To come in and talk about podcasts For 15 The guy got 10,000 dollars

To come in and tell them That people use SM58s You know Exactly Yeah yeah yeah Dude 5 grand for voice actors 18k for translation

Oh they probably hired Like a person To come and Make sure it was like Not offensive You know what I mean Yeah yeah Here was his 3,000

For hosting services well the guy's getting fucking a million dollars an hour he comes in he goes is this thing on welcome to A-Sayers

being gay is good let's do a landing of among the most expensive podcast A-Sayers which was eight hundred grand for twenty episodes

pretty good deal. 28,700. 800 grand to do 20. By the way, audio only. Audio only, yeah. 800 grand for 20 audio only episodes. Butter though. $34,513 on the Healthy Canadians podcast

for podcast strategy, editorial planning. Okay, I got to read you some from the Acer. This is the $800,000 podcast. This is what some of the episodes were. Are you ready for this? I'll tell you the best one first. This is the title of the episode. This episode, so if you break it down,

this cost $70,000 to produce a minute long, one hour of audio. And the title is, I got 99 problems, but being misgendered on the census isn't one. Oh, that's tough. This is what you get, by the way, for your $34,000 for podcast strategy. I'm on the Healthy uh podcast right now on youtube has 12 000 subscribers they get on average uh about 500 views on youtube yeah exactly how do you say language revitalization in cree so how to how to you know

speak words in Cree Indian. A little less misinformation. A little less misinformation. A little more action. So it says a little less misinformation, a little more true facts, please. Okay. That's one of the episodes.

Will the 400 millionth Canadian please stand up? So they're basically doing song titles in their thing. Yep. I mean, hey, man. Do you think that one works? So you go well the real slim shady please stand up they've gone with will the 400 million canadian please stand up please stand up yeah so in a movie about the economy is inflation the bad guy um so that's the episodes that they had and these were 60 000 a pop minimum yeah good good money well spent i mean audio only there yeah well no

they have video on uh one of them the healthy canadians podcast oh fuck if they got video halfway through that must the budget must have went through the room 60 views on uh some of these what do we got 189 views 192 363 is the most i can see on one of their podcasts so far all right so so money well spent money well spent on one of their podcasts so far. All right. So money well spent. Money well spent. A couple of videos here. So this is, when we were talking about the flip out, I've been having trouble decide, you know, what's going to happen.

This is the kind of stuff that started to come out. So this is if Trump wins. Worst case scenario, Trump gets reelected. Here is the game plan if that happens. The general rule of thumb from now on is, will the MAGA heads use it to attack someone if so keep your mouth shut you no longer know that any of your trans friends are trans you no longer know that any of your non-christian friends are non-christian you no longer know that any of your friends family or neighbors are left-leaning at all so he yeah

this is like handmaid's tale like this guy just finished reading handmaid's tale and he goes you no longer know if your friends are trans. You go, the chick in the dress with the five o'clock shadow? I gotta just be like, with the Adam's apple? It's like... This sounds convenient. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's sucking the dick.

He was like, you do not know. You have no clue. If anybody asks, I'm not gay. You have no clue. Yeah. He says, you know, anyone who's not Christian, your friend. He says, you know, anyone who's not Christian, your friend who's like, you know, my friend Muhammad,

he loves the church. He just got baptized last week. Yeah, yeah. So you don't tell anyone that anyone isn't Christian. Yeah, they're going full Handmaid's Tale. Yeah, he's basically knocking on doors being like, your neighbor, trans, and you go, what the fuck? This is like kind of the histrionics we are gonna have to deal with

if trump wins for the next four years like we just good word look at you thank you yeah yeah nice yeah show it kind of showing off yeah kind of a sexist word though histrionics yeah yeah because because it refers to the uterus and it it's like... I thought it was saying hysterical. Yeah. The word hysterical is basically like a female-centered word. Is that true? Yeah. The etymology is literally like hysterectomy.

It's like literally hysterical. That's pretty funny. Doctors used to... Yeah. Doctors. Yeah. It's just because women are so... Solid word. So when you say you're being hysterical,

that's like a... There's got to be a hundred articles about how that was rooted. Yeah, of course, of course. Yeah, it's called Revisionist History. But... Her story. Her story.

But yeah, no, no. We're going to have to be dealing with, again... Safety guides if... And instead of Trump, they just have an orange there for him, if orange gets elected. No, no. Who tries to talk about politics around you, you shut that shit down immediately, because that is fishing for information and people they can report. Report.

So he says, fishing for, you get the idea. But basically, yeah, if anyone says, oh, yeah, you know, any politicians politicians you support you're like nice try they're gonna be like you know like when like the jews were like kicked out of spain and stuff and then a lot of them were like they're like you can either get kicked out or you could convert to christianity and so a lot of them did convert to christianity but then they would like secretly practice judaism like they would like go in their like closet and they would like this would be like them like in you know 2025 they go in their closet and they just like light a candle and nobody's around they put their pink pussy hat on just be like i can't take this from me then they get out just

like a tear rolling down their face put their mag hat on yeah in brooklyn yeah yeah we have to live now yeah yeah you have to be walking around brooklyn and you're your bag a hat mega hot with your jeep big cross on yeah exactly just like all this stuff but then in secret you're like pink pussy yeah it's like crazy right these people are crazy yes they are also fishing for people that they can report anyone you know who is an immigrant you are now going to tell anyone who asks that they have been living in america their whole lives this is literally the fucking uh Simpsons with Apu when he's with the citizenship. He goes, howdy, partner.

The Nye Mets are my favorite squadron. It's like a dude with a thick accent. I've been living in America my whole life. I'm born in Queens, New York. This is what they believe. Oh, you've been a... Oh, you've been a... American citizen.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. So, yeah, that's definitely hysterical where you're just like... But they believe. Okay, but you're like, well, why last time he was... He was the president before.

He goes, I was doing this last time, too. I did this last time. And I'm going to hell. And I didn't have to do it for four years. Yeah, this last time, too. I did this last time. And I didn't have to do it for four years. Four years off, and now I'm back to this. Yeah, so. By the way, I don't know if you've seen, but Joe Biden lately, he kind of rules now. Joe Biden kind of has a bit of a different, don't give a fuck. He had a baby, and he was out there with a baby.'s just like sucking on the baby's toes dude it's so funny he

takes a bite off the baby's head freak he's just he joe biden's literally like oh yeah you thought it was weird before like i'll do whatever i want he's just saying what he wants he's seems like he's honestly having fun for the first time yeah he's having some fun and yeah he's just uh just the shackles are off you know yeah he's like kind of hilarious now yeah yeah i yeah he's having some fun and yeah he's just uh just the shackles are off you know yeah he's like kind of hilarious now yeah yeah i mean he's kind of probably pretty mad i think he has to because it is probably he's not really accepting the fact that he's like he's cognitively like declining enough to not be the president he's just like i can still do this shit yeah he's and he's kind of like i i actually did a good job and i got replaced he probably thinks that

sure i got some bad days but who doesn't yeah he's like my brain i think his take on it is like my brain's perfectly fine yes physically i'm physically physically i'm old yeah and he goes hey i could still do this but yeah i mean i'd be bummed if i was him too it's it hasn't happened in any time recently where something like the incumbent just gets the fucking bloodless coup on him and just gets the boot so yeah so i'd be bummed too cuban according to inside sources according to yeah this says although you know what i i called bullshit on this but then i haven't heard well i said that too i kind of call it but i'm saying because it was from this account that is like the misinformation fucking factory on Twitter. So good, but I haven't heard one peep from Cuban. So well, basically, that was like radio silence since this came out. So my story said that the Kamala Harris campaign reached out

to Mark Cuban and they're like, Can you stop doing interviews? It's not helping. Yes. And the big part is he goes, you know, Trump's he Trump's and you never see Trump around brilliant women, right? And I thought because people were mad. They're like, Oh, what? So you never see Trump around brilliant women. Right. And I thought, because people were mad. They were like, oh, what? So Trump doesn't have a brilliant women? What about this woman? It's sexist or whatever.

I thought if Cuban was actually cool, he'd be like, I want to clarify my comments. I know a lot of people said that they were mad that I said that Trump's not around any brilliant women. What you're missing is, I don't think it's possible for a woman to be brilliant. So obviously if i have that framework you know i mean yeah that would have been the smart move it was actually a trick question

there's no such thing as a strong brilliant you know he didn't say that he he kind of apologized for it or whatever and everyone uh you know didn't like it but then the beat on the street was that they the kamala Harris campaign told him to stop because he kind ofined him. Because he kind of was the number one campaigner, right? Yeah, yeah. He was going on fucking everything. But he's also a private citizen, so if they tell him to do that, he could be like,

well, I'm not listening. But then at the same time, if you're going to campaign for them and then get all your benefits after she wins, you're not going to get your benefits if you don't listen to them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

You're doing similar to what Elon Musk is doing. He's doing the same. You're betting on a horse and you're saying like, hey, this is going to pay out for me. Yeah, and if the horse tells you to shut up. So you're saying, because on a horse and you're saying like, hey, like this is going to pay out for me. Yeah. And if the horse tells you to shut up.

So you're saying, because when we, when I saw that, I was like, well, what's the proof and why does this person have some inside source? But then when,

um, uh, you're saying that he, I just haven't seen him do any like public interviews really since, since that came out. Um, has he been talking on Twitter?

It says he has. Yeah. He's been talking. He's still talking about the election. He had a thing in Atlanta yesterday, so maybe this is bullshit. I don't know. I definitely haven't been seeing the clips of him like I was seeing literally a week ago.

Okay, so that was just kind of funny. If that did happen, it's just kind of funny. So it's like a couple days before the thing is when they start trying to have their big drops. You know, what did they say? The October surprise? October surprise, yeah.

There hasn't really been any enormous ones, right? There hasn't been a huge October surprise, no. Like the old one was supposed to be Joe Biden or was it Hunter Biden laptop? That was supposed to be like the big one? That was the October surprise. And then the October surprise in 2016 was, what was it?

Was the, all the Hillary Clinton's's emails that was the big one okay so they always seem to have something right right now it felt like one of the ones that was supposed to be like a big drop was that trump's epstein logs yeah so epstein basically there's this guy who's written all these trump books yeah and then he claims it seems like bullshit well he he claims to have like an inside source to epstein but like i didn't listen to the things the things don't really say but he basically says he knows epstein or something like that basically saying epstein like was uh like and trump were like really good friends i know what he's saying but what's how does this take on what how he has this information is what i'm asking uh inside source or

whatever but it's all like unnamed inside he says there's tapes there's tapes and he released one How does his take on how he has this information is what I'm asking. Inside source or whatever. It's all like unnamed inside source. He says there's tapes. There's tapes. And he released one audio thing, which you're like, look, if there are all these tapes, just release them all. But he has a book that he's selling, so he's not doing that. But he has one audio recording of Epstein basically talking about Trump's cabinet. talking some like about saying we and trump were boys but about trump's cabinet but then you're you listen to you and you're like this was at the time like whatever he was saying was fairly just like you know it'd be like two just people talking about politics like from what they hear on the

news like there's no like nothing that you hear in this i listen to the recording like nothing you hear in it is like all this crazy inside scoops it was just like yeah you could just be watching fox and msnbc and cnn and just have these takes and you're like if you have some real damning shit then you know and then some people are like you know what'd be really damning if they had like a picture of like the bed in epstein's island and then you see like some orange on them i think there's some like orange stains on the fucking wall yeah yeah on the sex there's like orange stains on the sex swing well then and then there's like trump they're saying trump was the epstein whistleblower and

stuff and but he's like there's all these photos of trump with like all these like nude underage girls on his lap and you're just like just release yeah but what's the what i'm waiting for yeah what are you waiting people are already voting and stuff i know it's just like obviously if this is true, just release them then. And what is he saying? He's like, you've got to subscribe to the Substack if you want to see that shit, and then I'll maybe release them. And you're like, fuck off. It is sort of a weird thing, though, because it's one of those things where he's like,

I have these pictures of underage girls and Trump, and you're like, you have pictures of underage girls naked? And he's kind of like... It's evidence, though. But you can't have pictures of underage girls, right? No. No. You'd have to get those. But you can't have pictures of underage girls, right? No, no. But you wouldn't have to turn those in. So they'd have to be public anyway, right?

Well, not if they're part of an investigation or something. I don't know. It is crazy, though. If Trump loses, he's just probably going to jail. You think so? Yeah. I don't think so. You don't think so?

No. I don't know. That's a prediction I'm confident in, that that man is not dead. Maybe probably, but it's not a zero chance. What do you think is more likely? That Trump boned girls on Epstein's Island or that Hawking's boned girls on Epstein's Island? That's a good question.

You'd have to think Trump, maybe. Just because he's a notorious pussy hound. Wasn't Hawking a notorious pussy hand a bit though too was he he's cheating on his wife instead yeah he's cheating on his wife but i don't know how much maybe not as notorious can you get just in the fucking when you're sending texts through a straw he wasn't swimming in it man my man jamie diamond says that you're a problem i should probably i shouldn't keep you and i spoke to financer carl icon carl thinks i need a new spokesperson he tells 10 people that bannon's a scumbag uh precipice is not doing his job kelly and kanye has a kanye kelly and kanye has a big mouth so this is a lot of his stuff is he goes,

Trump, a lot of this guy's investigation is basically... And he's also like, I've seen left-wing journalists being like, yeah, this guy's like notoriously like lies. And he's always just, he's trying to sell something. I mean, you got to look at the timing of it. I thought there was that. This part was a little bit funny because basically he was kind of saying that Trump's whole thing...

Sorry, I should have said this, but this is Epstein. He's saying Epstein kind of saying that Trump's whole thing sorry I should have said this but this is he's saying Epstein's saying this about Trump in the video but basically

he's saying that Trump goes to he likes to play his employees off people so it'd be like the equivalent of me going up to people and being like

yo Danny says I shouldn't have you on the boys cast he says Trump does a lot of that and you're like yeah you could glean that from watching The Apprentice

yeah it seems like that's how he operates yeah yeah yeah you're like yeah that was like this guy says you're the worst employee here explain why you're not the guy's like why are you throwing me out of the bus you know yeah but you're like yeah he did that on the apprentice sounds like he does throw people out he likes to throw people out of the bus

but i don't know what that has to do with the whether he i look if you have the evidence just release it and he goes they bet on people him and trump had a bet of who could sleep with princess Diana first. That's what he says. Okay. Evidence of this. Yeah. I mean, it's funny to me. I mean, I don't think it's outrageous to be like Trump was palling around with Epstein and they were banging girls. I mean, that seems probably almost, maybe even probable. They were like, yeah, they were like two of the richest guys in New York city and they

ran in similar circles. They definitely were. I mean, there's photos of them together. So yeah. Like obviously they knew each other there's no question about like if you look at like he's saying way crazier shit than like in the band scene if you were like or if you take the comedy scene or if you take any like scene where you have uh successful dudes and you were just like you know those guys were in that scene and they were all like in their 20s and whatever you're just like the fact the chance of like two of those guys not being like eskimo brothers is like low because there's the

same hose hanging around yeah exactly and then you're like uh like if you're like it's very likely if you're like okay this group in that group you're like do you know that guy and you're like the chance of him like oh yeah they actually like banged a girl together is like not zero not zero no absolutely not but yeah this i'm. I guess the question is like, what? When they say people go to Epstein's Island, the question is like, did you have sex with an underage girl, prostitutes? Is that the idea? Yeah, of course.

Like, well, and just underage, period. It's just that that's the nail would be, you would think, nail in the coffin. But again. The probability is not zero. Just post a photo of it. The probability is not zero. But if you want to have a kill shot you probably need better evidence if you're going to kill shot him

yeah this one audio recording this guy's probably going to move units of this book though eh uh yeah yeah for sure that's I mean that seems to be the point here

well this stuff it was kind of making me laugh thinking of Trump on Epstein's Island if he does come out probably was trashing it he goes what a shitty island yeah he goes no

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And then they did a, their conclusion they drew is they're like, I guess he's just submissive and he like owns her yeah yeah exactly because they're like there's no other scenario where like a brown woman would ever tolerate this kind of thing there's no based brown women you know it was and i kind of felt the same about uh both these guys but like i i always kind of support the tech guys you know because i kind of think that i like the way that they think about problems i mean i do like the idea of of Elon Musk, like with his tech brain, trying to like start fucking dicking around with the government. Well, even Mark Cuban,

when he like talks about stuff, like it's even sometimes if I disagree with them, I'm like, he's talking about it in a framework that like is in the realm of the world. Yeah. Where some people talk about things. You're just like, this is college kid mumbo jumbo.

Mark Cuban at least like tries to put together a theory. It's like a lot of times you're like i think you're stretching there uh-huh till you know when you talk about like dei and stuff like that like you're like you're at least operating in the real world but you're like i think you're stretching sometimes so i like it better the way the tech guys talk about it but jd vince um you know when he did rogan everyone's calling him weird or whatever and then obviously you're kind of watching the thing and you're like pretty normal i think we were probably right this like this guy isn't weird yeah but i will say on the other side of it you go tim waltz isn't that weird either it was just like he gets bullied into a bad situation because he probably is like if you knew him in real life like sort of

a normal guy but he has to go out there and like he has to be like i'm the party that like hates men and i'm gonna try to go and be the ambassador to men. So it's like your only options are corny and weird. You know what I mean? And he's like, I'm a football coach

and then you're like... You're bullied into a... It doesn't seem like he knows anything about football. If he was your neighbor, you probably would be actually. You'd be like, that guy's alright.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. He's just a bit of a dweeb. Tim Waltz appears to call Elon Musk a gay guy. Yeah, I don't know. He's just a bit of a dweeb. Tim Walz appears to call Elon Musk a gay guy. I mean, I listened to the clip.

He did call him a gay guy. Okay, listen to this fucking Tucker Carlson thing. I'm going to pull this up right now. Where is this? Did you see it? Did I see the words? I don't know. I've seen a lot of Tucker Carlson clips.

Okay, so. I'll be more specific. He basically, I had the article here. Maybe I don't have the article. I'll just play the clip. Play the clip. Play the clip, Jamie. Okay, fine.

Hold on. Fuck it. Okay. This is what he says. Do you think in a spiritual attack by a demon? Yeah, by a demon. Or by something unseen that left claw marks on my sides. So they left physical marks. Oh, they're still there.

Yeah, yeah. A year and a half ago. He said it's... What? Yeah, he says that he was sleeping. He goes... The guy goes, do you think that all the bad that's in the world, it's making people more religious? And he goes uh even the guy goes do you think that all the bad that's in the world it's making people more religious and he goes well that's

what happened to me i was attacked by a demon and he goes a year and a half ago i was sleeping and then a demon came uh into my bed and then started attacking me i woke up and you're like oh i guess that's a bad dream but then i was covered in claw marks and i went to the bathroom and it was covered in these claw marks and my wife was there and I had to, you know, wipe all the stuff. And I called my friend who's religious. And I'm like, you know, I had this dream of this demon, but then I'm full of these claw marks. And they're like, yeah, demons will attack you in your sleep. That happens.

Pretty good way to get in caught cheating. That's usually what happens when you get caught cheating. You go full religious. I mean, it's not a total lie. I did get attacked by a demon that's so funny it's like why are these claw marks it was a demon in my sleep and i'm religious now i mean as far as uh getting out of getting caught cheating that's that's right that's a good one

it does feel exactly like that obviously first thing you do when you do anything i come to my beautiful loving and trusting wife and then my of course you go i have this demon look at this demon these scratch marks all over my back we used to make that joke when we're fucking like 25 we used to make that joke that uh you go to 25 we used to make that joke that you go to the Raptors and then the Raptors you know after the Raptors the Raptors win

so you know part of the celebration we all scratch each other with the claws that's why I wasn't picking up my phone all night we were too busy doing the Raptors celebration

so then you make sure everyone everyone went through every time everyone's together you scratch your buddy's back and be like, you know, I'm doing my thing that I always do. Love the Raptors. You come home and it's like, oh, I guess the Raptors won again.

You're like, these guys are on fire right now. They're just absolutely on fire. But yeah, it does. Like, that seems like the Occam's razor of what's going on here, right? You go, I had claw marks all over my back and it was actually bleeding. Yeah. And then you go, demon in my claw marks all over my back and they're and it was actually bleeding yeah and then you go demon in my sleep demon in my sleep so i'm we're religious now honey it really does feel like you you go if tucker carlson's saying this it's like it sounds like this is not a conversation for me like whatever you got to tell yeah that's fine i mean he's making a whole video about it so

he's obviously going hard on this whole demon thing well yeah because his wife would be like why did you never bring that demon thing up since you talk about this stuff all the time he's obviously going hard on this whole demon thing. Well, yeah, because his wife would be like, why did you never bring that demon thing up since you talk about this stuff all the time? He's like, I was actually doing an interview about the demon thing tomorrow. I was shooting a gun. I thought I saw the demon. I tried to shoot it, but it wasn't there. 100%.

That's what it feels like though, right? Yeah, it does feel like that. Was your wife terrified? I know you were. I wasn't. I was totally confused. I woke up and I couldn't breathe and I thought I was going to suffocate

and I walked around outside and then I walked in and my wife and dogs had not woken up and they're very light sleepers and then I had these terrible pains on my rib cage and on my shoulder. Rib cage. Just my boxer shorts and I went and flipped on the light in the bathroom and I had four claw marks on either side underneath my arms and on my left shoulder. They're bleeding. bleeding wait they were bleeding just think about that so you're telling me where you have them is right here and right here tucker shut up i mean whatever you gotta do to get yourself out of a jam you know

i know we're just sort of not being bros right now we're not being bros there's some guy right now trying to be there's some guy watching that being like fuck the demon thing that's good cause oh that's so good and then there's other guys being like you know telling their wife they go why do you have claws and you go I need you to watch this video it's going around it's going around there's demons

everywhere it's like a South Park episode where all the... There's all these goddamn demons. All the deaths. There's an epidemic of demons scratching right on the ribcage in your shoulder. While you're sleeping and you just wake up and you go, oh, I got these demons. Also happens to be coinciding with a weekend trip in Vegas. Right when you get back.

Yeah, yeah. The demons hate when you go to Vegas. I guess the demons hated that I was gambling. Yeah, the demons hate when you go to Vegas. I guess the demons hated that I was gambling. Yeah, the demons hate when I go to Vegas with the boys for a weekend. They do not like that. So, so anti. And she's like, well,

I thought that you shouldn't have gone on that seven day trip. He goes, well, I guess you and the demons agree then. Because. Well, we're Christian now. Never again. Never again. Well, we're, yeah,

we're going to fight off the, we're Christian now, so the demons aren't going to be able to get us. Yeah. Sorry, Tuck. Sorry, Tuck. Yeah. You're bleeding, yeah. No, no actual claw marks. gonna fight off the christian as the demons aren't gonna be able to get us yeah sorry talk sorry talk yeah they're bleeding yeah no actual claw marks and i sleep on my side so i wasn't clawing myself that's a tough one i couldn't have been clawing myself. Yeah, I couldn't have been clawing myself.

Fuck, dude. This is tough, eh? This is tough, yeah. Talk, talk, talk. I don't have long nails, man. He goes, I don't have long nails. But yeah, that happened. So I'm not from a world where things like that happen. I never heard of anything like that happening before.

I've never heard of anything like that happening before. No. I knew it was spiritual immediately. You did? Okay, that was going to be my question. Because I knew it was a demon immediately. I don't understand to this day. I'm not going to put it in your heart. You didn't try to refute the spiritual part in your own mind.

You went right into the... Well, it didn't make any sense, and it doesn't now. It doesn't make any sense? But I'm not from a, what do they call it, faith tradition that talks about things like that or even acknowledges their existence. There's nothing like that. I've never heard anybody say anything like that in my whole life.

What was the next day? There's no precedent, but it is true. The next morning I woke up and I thought, that was the weirdest dream I've ever had. And then I saw blood on my sheets and I realized that was not a dream at all. I called my assistant. It was like the only evangelical Christian I know

who was doing well enough to call with something bizarre like that. Totally bizarre like that. And she said, yeah no no that happens yeah people are attacked in their bed by demons thank you assistant i called my uh female assistant and she could know that and female assistant gave him the number for this evangelical christian who is an evangelical christian slash pickup artist slash red pill content creator. And he goes, Tuck,

of course. What do you need me to sign off on it? It happens all the time. All the time. It happens all the time. That's Tucker going back to his house, bringing the evangelical Christian. He goes, I brought him. The guy's wearing the hat and the whole thing. Russell Brand's like, fuck, wish I thought of that one. That's a good one right there. demons so we kind of blow up a spot which i feel bad about but

sorry sorry sorry call them like i see them what can i say okay that's probably enough of uh uh that specific thing the gay voters they said gay voters are smitten for Kamala Harris because J.D. Vance said he thinks they get the normal gay guy vote. Yeah. Those ones are always funny because they always do. It's a pretend.

I actually had a joke about that where someone goes, what's a gay accent? And you go, is your brain broken? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I have to do it?

You know what I mean? I posted a video about it from the piss pool because people are like, Don Lemon did this thing. I didn't see the video. Oh, no. He's like,

normal gay guys. He goes, what's a normal gay guy? What does that even mean? And then I was like, probably the opposite of this. And then it was from the Folsom County Fair. And this guy's in a piss pool. And they're interviewing him in the Folsom Street piss pool.

And he's just like, yeah, we just like to offer the piss pool for people who just like, literally, the guy says, he goes, we just offer the piss pool. Because sometimes there's a long long line for the porta potty and we don't want people peeing in the street so you know i just like making myself available so they can just come piss on me and that way they're like not having to wait in line and for the porta potty and they're like you go so not this not this imagine watching that and then you see like peter teal doing an interview and you're looking at the video peter teal you're looking at the piss pool you're looking at the video peter teal you're looking at the piss pool, you're looking at the video of Peter Thiel, you're looking at the piss pool, you go, I don't know. I just see two gay guys. It's like a captcha.

It's like, select the normal gay guy and you go, I don't know. I guess I'm not going to be able to use this website because I don't know. Piss pool, Peter Thiel. I guess I could just guess. Piss pool, gimp mask, Peter Thiel. Gargling the piss of strangers in a kiddie pool on the streets of San Francisco.

Or Peter Thiel. You know, these captions are getting hard. These are tough to decipher. It's so funny. You have to look at it and be like. I literally. I don't know. I don't know.

We should do that video. That's a pretty good video like you claim that you don't you claim to know what a normal gay guy is which was and then the one guy getting asked and the one guy getting asked is just like uh honestly both pretty normal the other guy's like that one the other guy's like how did you even do that some sort of savant jeez no i mean the thing is there all there are all these normal gay guys being like yeah we obviously know the difference you just have to pretend it's funny and then jj being like normal gay guy like me you're like well no no again i guess it is a little harder than it's No again I guess it is a little harder than it's The easiest

Yeah there's a few that might Throw you off You're a wild card that might throw people off Cause they'd be like oh yeah you were an umpire That sounds like normal gay guy What the hell Here's a look at JJ What he was up to last weekend

Not a pervert So on the topic of perverts So Vice always goes under and then comes back And it's always funny Can't be killed Well they always go under and then someone buys them for less than At one point they were getting bought for Hundreds of millions of dollars

Then they get bought for 300 grand Now someone's buying them for a bag of pucks Yeah a bag of pucks But They basically announced, well, they announced that we got bought again. We're coming back.

We have a thing, a plan, right? Yep. And then so I went to the site and the first article on the site was, I just went to my first ever Jesus-themed sex party.

Here we go. Imagine your girl's like, oh, I'm a journalist. You go, what are you working on? You go, I go to the Jesus-themed sex party like, oh, I'm a journalist. You go, what are you working on? You go, I go to the Jesus themed sex party. What a website.

Better than fucking some of the journalism we cover. Yeah. This is, yeah, this is some pretty good slop. Yeah. You can write down your boundaries and desires at the BDSM station back there. So they have like a BDSM station. It's very regulated. Yeah, for sure. This is organized.

But it's organized in like a very dorky way, which is kind of weird. It's funny. Because we're all dorks. I don't know if you saw the pictures. There's some bigger women on those. Of course. There's one girl. There was like a picture of her on the bed.

This girl has like three or four bills. Oh, I thought that was the bed. Got him. Got him. Nobody said. A flamboyant greeter tells us. so there's flamboyant greeters i can read between the lines that as we step into the hall of the vancouver mansion the bdsm station turns out to be a corkboard notice so they have a cork boat like it's a lost like a lost and found situation filled with handwritten notes in which attendees like they figured out how to make a sex party uh like feel like a drama kid thing you know yeah yeah it's like a workshop

in which attendees of tonight's event outline what they'd like to get from the evening one man would quite like to have his girlfriend watch him have sex with another woman that's a pretty good one to come with the thing she goes what are you writing what are you writing what are you writing she goes oh you know it's just got to keep it secret yeah he writes on the thing that i'd like her to watch me bang another chick she goes what the fuck i thought we were just gonna watch together and not do any weird shit he goes oh what did you write i'd like you to watch me bang another chick what'd you write i'd like you to watch me bang another guy another says he would like to be flogged all right we settled down into silence a man dressed in white bangs a drum while chanting like a shaman so it's exactly what you kind of expected these things a bunch of dorks and then someone yeah i mean this is a dorky thing in general i don't know how they managed

to pull it off where they made like sex dorky somehow well because they're all like the you know they're just like the these modern super like yeah they're super like women are in charge of it exactly the empowerment nonsense think yeah they tried to that's the thing they're trying to make it like empowering right yeah thinking uh they start by thanking the indigenous elders. So they're doing a land acknowledgement. The indigenous elders love that. I didn't even think of that. Yeah,

they go, thanks. Thanks for thanking us for your fucking piss pool. That's so funny. They're thanking the indigenous elders. Yeah. You go, you know,

obviously this was on Wakakonda land. And you go, yeah, and the Wakakondas probably wouldn't be happy with what you're doing with that land they're defiling their land you're just a piss pool on the indian burial ground there's like literally they're doing their like little land acknowledgement thing over there and then like you know fucking 500 kilometers away there's just like some indian on land smoking their like tobacco and they go the evil spirits they're trying to tell me something right

now something bad is happening on our land exactly uh he was and he was he uh the lady sitting cross-legged beside me cross-legged as how you'd expect them to be sitting you're sitting cross-legged no no you know what no having your legs crossed You're sitting cross-legged. No, no. You know what cross... No. Having your legs crossed is not sitting cross-legged. Oh, yeah. They're like in the... Having your legs crossed is a... It's a power move.

Well, I was going to say it's almost more like... To me, it feels like an old guy thing. I feel like that's like a... I do like old... It's almost like sitting cross-legged is almost like an old guy thing in my opinion.

You picture a grandpa sitting cross-legged. Yeah, that's true. Don't you think? I don't know. I sit cross-legged all the time. It goes two ways because I understand people see a guy sitting cross-legged and they can go that's a little bit of fancy boy shit i don't think that's fancy boy well but it could also

be like it's you know you're like oh this guy thinks he's an intellectual you know what i mean do the hand thing for sure no the hand thing is you sit you sit fucking you man spread with your hands like the alpha power move i don't think they cross their legs oh they like you think like they match it up yeah yeah you're like perfectly symmetrical i think the the like alpha male stance is more like uh you sit with your back perfectly straight and then you have your hands uh just your your thumb and your pointer finger touching and then you have your legs like spread wide to like make a statement and your legs are spread like a you know a lesbian pretending to be a man you know what i mean yeah yeah these are just like they're sitting i think sitting cross-legged is more like how you'd expect maybe uh like a you picture like a university professor

in a a suit uh like a tweed suit yeah yeah with the patches on the elbows has a book in his hand and maybe like a glass of wine like i'm like a like a 60 year old man salt and pepper hair with wine and his legs crossed but he's not gay he's like uh yeah yeah he's just like a fancy boy he's trying to fuck that ta pussy i wouldn't expect a lot of cross like it's sitting at a orgy but you're you're no i'm not talking about yours i'm talking about what you were yeah that's what i'm saying it's funny they're sitting on the ground like they've turned it into like a summer camp vibe.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A what, Johnny? A crisscross applesauce. Crisscross applesauce. Crisscross applesauce. And then they say he's sitting cross-legged. That an Orthodox...

You forget that this is Jesus themed though the whole thing is everyone's dressed like Jesus I had an orthodox Christian friend that considered coming but when he learned about the performances he was like this is fucked up you guys are doing a Jesus thing? now do Mohammed

obviously yeah next week are you doing your Mohammed themed orgy? just for inclusivity for inclusivity we're doing a Mohammed themed orgy Just for inclusivity For inclusivity We're doing a Mohammed Themed orgy Alright And then when you come

You go You know Yeah But when he learned Of the performance's nature It was a hard no He was concerned About the sacrilegiousness

He was concerned There might be like A tad of sacrilegiousness At the Jesus themed Gay orgy To my religion Fair Making a kind of Fussing motion with her hands.

From there, a panoply of activities. Look at that word. That's a good one. Panoply of activities break out. The divine dungeon from spanking, flogging, sensual electrocution, wax. A lot of people have ball gags on. Oh, yeah.

Some are handcuffed. More filter up from the dungeon to the lover's room. Just making my way around. You are right, though. It is the funniest part. This is on Indian land. Yeah. And they acknowledge the Indian land.

Definitely, if you were a dead Indian spirit watching over this, you'd probably be like, leave us out of this. I actually saw. I was on Twitter and I was like, I came across someone, it was like some post about land acknowledgements and then it was like some big post and then someone who was like,

yeah, I'm Indian in Canada and they're like, we hate these and then I like clicked on it to go further and they're like, they all hate the land acknowledgements actually. Like the natives in Canada, they hate this shit.

Is the reason they hate it because there's like, well, then give it back. Yeah. They're like, this is like literal. It's rubbing it in. Yeah. It's like, it's literal nonsense. They're like, what are you talking about?

They're like, we don't even like this. I think there's some, I think there's some probably you're, you're talking about your average, like First Nation person in Canada. But I think that there's probably a lot of them that are like, they went to college and they're like, oh, I'm half native. I'm going to make this my fucking jam. It's like a racket for some people. Yeah, it's like a racket for some people.

And you know, you get to go to like an Edmonton Oilers game and they like, you know, if you're like some of the people, they honor you at the beginning. You get a fucking Conor McDavid jersey. Maybe you get to go meet them. That's not bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But then I'm saying like the regular ones, you don't get to participate in these like fringe benefits. You actually just kind of live on the reserve and you have a normal life. Or you don't live on a reserve and you're just like, this is fucking stupid. Like, this is nonsense. It's like insulting.

Do any other, do they do that for any other things where they go, you know, like, would there ever be like a part of Ireland that Scotland took over and they go, you know, we acknowledge that this is once Irish. Although they did biden did actually just uh he like do americans like americans say like you know this is at one point british occupied land i questioned whether um like a lot of the canada native stuff would come to

america because obviously like you know they have some similar history and stuff and biden did just do a big apology to all the they have like their version of residential schools and then he just did some whole apology so we might have land acknowledgments in this country soon interesting yeah yeah people kind of laugh at them but they don't realize in some countries the extent to which like no no this is like baked into the pie now oh big time yeah yeah and uh like i guarantee these podcasts the the government churned out all start with like, you know, this mic was originally a mic. This would have been a horn, but now it's a mic. Yeah, but it is.

Obviously, I mean, people have made that point, but it is the equivalent of like stealing. You steal from a guy and you go, you know, this mic was actually originally Dan Johnson's. It was part native. I stole it from him. We just want to thank him for it. He goes, can I have it back?

You go, no. It's our Mike now. Yeah, it is our Mike now. But we can give you a consulting position for a lot of money. Hey, that's something. It's something. Just two quick things. So one, I don't have really anything more to say, but I just see a lot of people sent

this and I want to say the title. A Dubai blogger shares her millionaire husband's strict codes. And it's just funny. She basically has this TikTok channel getting popular, which I'm surprised the strict codes don't involve. You're not allowed to say this, but basically she goes, no guy friend. She has to do two hours of makeup every morning.

Every day has to have her clothes matched. Two hours? Yeah, she has to get all of her hair and makeup done every morning by a professional. Oh, okay. She goes up like a... I think she's like a six six and this guy souped her up to an eight right a lot of those kind of dubai people there's a lot of that going on where they they put on like an entire new face of makeup right which i think of some of these people are good at that where they're just like you know oh you want like a hot you know you want you obviously you're a rich guy you could

probably get a hot girl and you're like what's even easier than that is you just get a normal girl and you're like we make her look hot and she's actually has less if you do that they have they're less uh they low maintenance they're lower maintenance they chat less you're like and honestly the makeup you've seen the makeup tutorials they really know how to polish turds right now oh yeah they do oh yeah some of them are dude some of these girls with the contouring and stuff they make them look like a totally different person completely different person. Completely different person. Yeah.

Yeah. So maybe that's what this guy's figured out. But it is funny. You'd think that you go, one of my rules is you can't have a social media account talking about my rules. Yeah. Yeah. You'd think so.

I think it'd be Fight Club rules. First rules, you don't talk about the rules. Yeah. Don't talk about the rules. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of defeats the point of all the rules. Dude, it is funny.

You know how the K-pop stars are like low-key the biggest thing in the world? Yeah. So these K-pop stars, it's interesting the way that they work in uh i guess it's korea mostly right yeah the uh north korea i believe their own version yeah but they have these crazy things where um they are supposed to pretend that they're all single yeah and they they're like pure and they never they almost are like almost this weird like religious vibe to it you know so one k-pop star he was there was someone took a photo of him kissing a chick yeah so these guys are like the stars of the biggest like you know uh one direction style band in the world i think it was ever kiss a chick they're

like yeah yeah i think it was similar with like in sync and backstreet boys where they're like you even if you have a girl though like you have to make girls think you're like single yeah that's the deal yeah yeah so yeah you can't like you can't have any he was banished from the band for a year because there was a photo of him kissing a girl amid the backlash over leaked photos showing him kissing a woman when he was a trainee behavior considered unacceptable by the fans the fans flip out when some south korean entertainment company behind the band tried to bring him back the fans were still like pissed off so they were they completely canceled this guy and they're like no way he can't be in the band i can't come back these guys the the girls have to be able to like put the photos on the locker and think like you

know he's gonna be my boyfriend my boyfriend but it's they treat it like sports almost where they're like he just gets a one year suspension yeah yeah it's, yeah. It's funny, right? In a year, he's just like, okay, I'm back now. And they were like, no, you're not. Did they replace him with a guy who just looks exactly like him and then they just ditched that guy? I mean, they all kind of... Well... Come on. That was low-hanging fruit, guys. Come on.

We're better than this on the boys' cast. We're not, but you know, we're better than this. Well, I have we're not but you know we're better than this well i have one last one for danny that's a good news do you have orgasm burnout what did new york post what to know after nicole kidman's climax confession climax confession on baby girl set nicole kidman hit headlines earlier this week saying she doesn't want to orgasm anymore after filming steamy scenes for her

upcoming erotic thriller and doctors have confirmed that orgasm burnout is a very real thing. While frequent orgasms lead to a surge of pleasurable

neochemicals like dopamine and oxytocin the body can experience a saturation point so basically if you're with a girl

and she's not having orgasms, there's an argument to be made that you gave her so many. So many, yeah, you just ruined them for her. Yeah, I mean, I guess it's a chemical thing. It's like you can get accustomed to any drugs or whatever. Yeah. So basically, they're kind of saying

that any girl that's not having orgasms, it's like you used them all up. Yeah, you used them all up. Hey, ladies, nobody said that there was an infinite or infinite amount of these things so and i didn't look into it but i would assume the number that they're allowed to have total in their lives around eight to ten yeah yeah that's i mean i've been you can use them all this month if you want or we can spread them out through your life also is nicole kim and having orgasms i didn't get that part of it i i didn't even that's why i didn't comment on it because i was literally like i don't really

get yeah i think that she was i think the point that she's trying to make is she's relating the during the scenes? I didn't get that part of it. That's why I didn't comment on it because I was literally like, I don't really get. I think that she was, I think the point that she's trying to make is she's relating the movie to real life and saying that. Or she's like pretending to have orgasms. I think she's saying she doesn't even want to pretend to have them anymore. She's burned out.

Neither does my wife. You're burned out. Yeah, I'm burned out, lady. You've been burned out. You've had too many. Well, the meaning of what once felt euphoric

now feels overwhelming and or even underwhelming. It's the way's body of signaling overload. So the women's body tells you, you've had enough.

You've had enough, lady. Enough with this young person shit. You've had enough. Fucking chill out. Yeah. You don't need to,

you know, once a year is plenty. More than enough. More than enough. Yeah, if anything, you're still't need to, you know, once a year is plenty. More than enough. More than enough. Yeah, if anything, you're still, I mean. You're not even supposed to have. You're supposed to have one every couple of years. If you want one a year, that's fine, but it's going to be a couple of years.

It's going to be a drought for a couple of years. There's a reason God made women to not need orgasms. Exactly. It's just between you and the Lord. Okay. So this has been the boys cast. We had a problem on our Patreon where they weren't going to the RSS feeds for some people. Some people

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feeds. And then if anyone else wants to go over to patreon.com slash the boys cast another episode this week and then we will see you at the live stream and then once again we will get a prediction one of our interviews oh yeah we're gonna do our predictions fuck i don't know i mean it's such a coin flip i feel like it's a coin flip so if i was to give odds i can't give a prediction i can give odds well the odds are 50-50 No I don't think they are I think they're 55-45 55-45 Trump

That's what I think Or 54 You know 46 Yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna pick Kamala You think Kamala's gonna win?

I think she's just by Yeah But there might be some Malarkey and skullduggery You almost wanna hope It's not by a hair You know what I mean? By a hair is gonna be Fucking mayhem I think there's gonna be Malarkey and skullduggery. You almost want to hope it's not by a hair. You know what I mean?

By a hair is going to be fucking mayhem. I think there's going to be malarkey. Or it might be funny. Maybe we do want it to be. But I think there'll be malarkey and skullduggery. What do you think it'll be more of? I don't know if it'll be a fair win. Do you think it's going to be more malarkey or more skullduggery? More skullduggery with a side of malarkey.

So you think she's edging him out right now? I honestly think. Or you're saying you're like i don't know what's gonna happen but i think at the end of this i'll give you my quick breakdown of actually why i think this so they're doing so much shit like like the trump campaign now they're they're now saying like they have rfk on rfk is like we're gonna ban um i think they're doing too much he will he wants to ban pharmaceutical ads on television i know right you know that's where all the money comes from for all these fucking news organizations you're getting so many people being your mortal many battles you're but you're making

people being like yo my fucking like like the people who are of so much power are like yo you're like fucking with our money right now like dude if cnn can't air pharmaceutical ads there's like you just took away half the revenue yeah you don't mean like all these or whatever like all these places you're making these huge enemies so i'm just thinking more like you're you're you're saying there's a lot of you're getting the machine skull and bones type of people that are just like no no no you're like you're really good and you oh, you're going to cut $2 trillion from the budget? You're like, yeah, no. You think there's too many really rich people that are just like...

Yeah, I think there's too much like... Shadowy figures. Kamala Harris is just like status... We can fight with too many shadowy figures. Status quo, let's keep it going. And they're just like, yo, we're going to shake shit up so much. And people are just like, yeah. And the shake is not going to be going in your favor.

No. And I think those people are going to pull out every stop to make sure that that cannot happen because it's in their interest so let's have a good prediction yeah i don't i i plus women plus women be shopping women be shopping yeah and uh women don't like being told what to do yeah i wouldn't be surprised i can't do a prediction it's like i can't do it yeah i mean again i don't understand i'm gonna if i had one i would make one i don't like being told what to do yeah i wouldn't be surprised i can't do a prediction it's like i can't do it i mean again i don't understand i'm gonna if i had one i would make one i don't really have one yeah i mean again this is so this is so close to call and you know obviously i hope i'm wrong but uh yeah yeah yeah you think it'd be funnier to watch uh what happens like you watch elon do it i mean the funnier the well i would love to see just like go give elon a crack at just fucking it would be okay to see once in your lifetime a guy like elon must have a crack

at this fucking crack it just to see how this works like if he can't do it you go like no one can exactly and i i mean i part the probably my main thing is i want to see him do to the government what he did to twitter which is just like fire fire two thirds of everybody and see how it runs. Yeah. Imagine fucking two thirds of the government just get fired. Yeah. And like RFK is like getting fluoride out of the water. That's like day one.

No fluoride in the water. You're not allowed to get welfare unless you step on a scale first. I mean, it'll be the Trump will be by far the funnier, funnier candidate. It'll be like such a shit show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, but if she wins, there'll just be status quo keep going back to normal yeah exactly what it's been now just everything just the whole deal nothing changes do you think that uh elon musk will be able to pull any of that stuff off i don't know but that's what i want to see that is really because it is true you go probably if it was possible uh it's he can do it more than other people

absolutely and i want to see him try but i have to think that the powers that be who are kind of behind the scenes are like yeah we're not doing that fuck no we're not getting rid of pharmaceutical ads we're not getting rid of all these departments like we're not cutting back so that's that's the only reason why i think that this deficit is going to keep going up and you're fucking like we're not cutting back so that's that's the only reason why i think that this deficit is going to keep going up and you're fucking like you're gonna fucking love it we're not fucking tightening the purse strings fuck that shit yeah so anyways that's that's my thoughts but we'll see okay we'll see yeah okay night we'll patreon.com slash the boys cast we'll see you wednesday tuesday night tuesday night