The Boyscast with Ryan Long - The Communists Want to Take Away Our Air Condition & Redditor Meets His Wife's Boyfriend

Episode Date: July 2, 2026

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This is the boys' cast. We are back in business. We are back in business. You're right. I was out of the city. I was in Austin. I actually had a funny thing I was thinking on the plane because you know,

you're obsessed with the headphone Dodgers. Oh my God. It's my identity at this point. Right, but if someone committed to it, is death by Dodger? You know what I mean? You just had nothing. You're like, I don't want to make a cop shoot me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just goes, everything's so funny. excuse me sir can you please turn off your speaker she goes please don't do it you have so much to live for you goes I'm done

sir your speaker's too loud and I don't care for the music either death by Dodger that's funny funny minute bleeps is too early on I just said it again we got to go back to back

by the way another thing that's making me laugh was so not on every editing program but there's uh there's glasses you can use where you can uh you know how the glasses you ever seen that guy that talks with the glasses where they just use his eyes okay yeah yeah you can also they have ones where you can edit with your eyes and you can sort of use your hands a bit

not you can't use premiere but like if you want to use like cap cut or something right and so and then me and Eric were talking about how you can edit on like a treadmill was like how funny is it being that guy where you're just at the gym on a treadmill. You want to be the worst guy of all the time? You have to have a computer as well?

No, no computer. You're just like moving fucking shit around. So yes, you're that guy. You're on the treadmill with Google glasses. Just doing it at the gym, just editing. Can you think of a worst guy to be? That's a tough guy. Yeah.

The dorks are making us wear glasses. The dorks are making us wear glasses. But you can, I think if you, really want to, you out dork the dorks. How so? You're the guy, well, you want to talk about headphone dodging. You got a guy on the subway playing his music. How about this?

I'm doing, uh, I'm doing my taxes. Yeah, but it's quiet. You think he's going to be like, no, but you're hitting, you're knocking people's heads. Oh, yeah. Because you got your hands all over the place. Yeah. I don't think you want to start a competition with these people. Like you're bumping a guy, you're just like,

anyways, I got back from the Austin because I was in Kurt's thing and I was acting in a thing and there's acting acting there was some real actors there and it was fine me and Chloe actually got in trouble because I kept I don't know if you'd call it a running gag it was just like normal things that I kept saying I kept doing an upper decker

in the toilet I kept asking like the crew like if they had ugly remover for Chloe and stuff like that yeah and whatever's telling her to get the wide angle lens and she's super skinny so it was like whatever but I kept I kept going on and on about this stuff and then I was making up and all Also, I was joking that I was doing on my calorie deficit, and I was basically calling Chloe

fat because she's really skinny. Yeah. And saying then, you know, whatever, she's ugly. Sure, standard stuff. And then the makeup artist, like, gave us a talking to. Oh, really? Where she said, you know, listen, like, you know, there are people here that you got to be careful because you might offend people with, you know, not being body positive.

And we forgot, forgot what the actors. Well, that's the thing. It's always like, it's always the makeup. the makeup artists are always like... She was the happy camera was. Yeah, yeah. They're probably not into that stuff too much. She was... Like the grips are like, yeah, let's go. Grips didn't mind. Yeah, the grips, the electricians.

This is Austin grips. They were about that life. Exactly. But I figured there was a couple people cooking around that didn't like me fat shaming. I think it's a joke. It's not funny. And also they were sort of, I think there was some offense taken of me talking about me talking about the calorie,

caloric deficits. I was sort of joking about it. I wasn't even really doing. And Aaron Berg was there and he's fucking training for Mr. Universe, right? Yeah, he just did his competition. By the way, having a guy like that, if you want to get in shape. Oh, yeah. Because it did actually help, right? So he was, he's

so shredded and you can see on his Yeah, he just did like a bar. Over 50 Mr. Universe. Like he's pro. And then he's got, uh, so he's, he like brings his own lunch and his super lean and then I told him I was like a couple guys that are getting in shape, right? And then I started, and then no one was watching and I tried to pick up a piece of bread and he goes, put it down, fatty.

And I was like, it did help. I was like, I put it down. He's like the alarm, the pig alarm in the fridge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It starts oinking. Yeah, yeah, I never heard of that, but that's funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I got busted and then it did actually help.

But anyways, the girl, she kind of goes, she's like, oh, yeah, you moved to America. She was like, crazy time to move here. And she was like, she was waiting. And I go, yeah, yeah, it was fine. but like she couldn't wait to be like fucking the guys the word you know what I mean yeah yeah he's fucking orange right so

but they so there's that that's the makeup artist yeah there was a couple of people like that's the thing is there's all these like holdovers from we're gonna talk into the keep Austin weird community right like the super libs in Texas yes yes yes so they're still kicking around

and they're probably like things are kind of going against them so they're like trying to find their trying to find some peeps yeah they definitely some of those cooking around and I got a talking to you for fat shaming. Yeah. But then on top of that, you're like, I'm in Austin. What are you talking?

I thought I was, oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was Austin. I thought this was awesome. What I've heard in the blogs. I was going to say something that would get us bleeped. Yeah, don't do it. But then I've been saying this to people, but like as an actor, you get treated like a baby, right?

Yes. And like to the point where you've been there, I'm not kidding where they try to tie your shoes for you. Legitimately, sometimes you're eating and they go, hey, put your bib on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you get treated like an actual baby. the costume was like, you know, what kind of nightmare you're going to make for me if you get a stain on that thing?

Can you please put your bib on? They come up to you every second asking if you need a break, right? Yeah. So they come up and they go, I know we're just going to do a more. Do you need a break? You go, I've said four lines. I'm fine. It wasn't a union shoe, was it?

No, but this is the vibe of things, right? Because that's like a very union type of thing. We have all these very strict rules about stuff. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. They're union people on, is the worst of that. They're like, can we shoot a show? It's our lunch break. Are you kidding me?

It's a mandated lunch break at the moment. Right. No. But the moral of story was when I, you do three days of that, you do start thinking like, maybe I should sell a vagina candle. Yeah, you're just cooking up products. You start thinking of wacky ideas because you kind of start like, well, everyone treats me like a king.

You go, I'm brilliant. Right. And people, by the way, people do say you're brilliant. I'm, I had like a lot of people. And by the way, you know, me and you. we're fine at acting, you know. Sure. I think I'm somewhat good at like understanding the script so I understand like what's funny without ruining their things, which is I'm fine. Yeah. Maybe above average, but like by no

means is what I'm doing brilliant. Yeah, yeah, we're not Thespians. No, I'm having people and by the way, they're not Thespians. Yeah, of course. I'm having people come out of being like brilliant. I said one thing. You know what I mean? But you do, you start gets in your head. You're like, I'm a fucking Terry Cruz. You go, people need to know that I've been jacking off a lot. Yeah, that's the best when you do some sort of acting thing. And then, like, when they cast, they do cast like a real actor for something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, who's like, this is like so serious for them.

Right. Right. I feel kind of bad. No, I know. You're kind of making a mockery the whole thing. Yeah, yeah. You know, I've definitely been in that. And it's not that serious.

And you're like, I went to Juilliard. What do you mean? It's not that serious. I've been in that scenario, definitely lots of times. The worst is if it's a commercial. And you're like, come on. Like, this is a fucking dog shit. commercial.

A guy eating yogurt, proving that he's, but they get in your head and you start thinking you're important and you start, like I could easily see how if you lived in Los Angeles and this was your world, you start being like,

well, here's how you solve everything. Minimum wage is a million dollars. Everyone works one hour a year. We're all millionaires. You guys love me or what? Yeah, I just literally solve everyone's money problems.

You go, you go, people don't have enough money to buy a house. You go, okay, well, here's the, how about this? One million dollars an hour, that's the minimum wage. and everyone works and free houses well you don't need to free house

sure why not but you don't need the free house because everyone only works one hour a year yeah and minimum wages a million dollars an hour and you I've literally how did no one think of this? I know so then you start being like well obviously I gotta get this message across

it's like fire up the Instagram I've solved everything yeah there is probably some element where you are like babied so much that you probably like lose your sense reality. It's a mix of babyed and told you're a genius. Yeah, yeah, yeah, where you're like

you start buying the bullshit. Which I guess is what a baby is because you go, well, look at you. What? You walked? Right. You see the baby rattled the rattle. Oh, fucking genius. They do start, this genius, this baby's

going to be, and baby could do anything. They go, he's going to be a lady killer. Right. He's going to be the pussy crusher because he did one thing. And then they start talking about yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like he's going to be a genius. Yeah, yeah. Do your trick. and he goes, one plus one's two, and they go, this guy,

see, he's gonna rule the world. And you're like, he's four. Yeah. Impressive. You get treated like a potential person, because as a baby, you're all potential. It's all potential. And then, yeah, then you, I think people have made this point.

Then you kind of move into an adult, and then you go, well, you didn't quite, it didn't quite bad now. It's like a draft pick. You're a draft pick. Everyone's a first draft pick. Everybody starts as Kwami Brown, first overall pick, and then eventually, like, but you get you start sitting in that makeup chair getting told you're amazing you start being like maybe I'm trans that would ruffle some feathers oh that would be that'd be a big one

do you guys have any trans stuff in the movie uh no okay I don't think I just feel like the makeup artist would not like that scene makeup well makeup artists don't forget they don't see what's happening on camera but when they're having to like do you up for it right yeah they're like just the scene you're dressing up as a You're saying she wouldn't have been wanting to be the mega partisan lady ballers. Right, correct. Which he was. Works.

Works work, I guess. But not possible. Well, that was my favorite thing recently. And I just did a couple of podcasts and I did say this one point. But like, the Elliott Page, I was just, boxing? Yeah. So Elliot Page, is Elliot Page now.

And he's like shredded into boxing, right? And as he has like, isn't he doing, um, what, isn't he doing like some Greek movie or? some, some, uh, it's for a movie. Odyssey. Isn't he doing like the Odyssey or something? Yeah, because I kind of have seen people posting different things being like New James Bond and then, you know, Troy with Elliot Page

on the cover. I'm gonna, I'm gonna go say something crazy right now. I'm listening. Um, that movie's gonna bomb. Supergirl didn't do great. I'll tell you that much. What was? Do you see that, uh, I didn't even know Supergirl was coming out, but they did Superman with a girl. I mean, they're really like fucking

scraping the Marvel barrel over here. I mean like, do we have, what else? What other IP do we have? And we go, Supergirl. Have you seen? Okay, so Superman, but it's a girl and the girl's seven. I'm not kidding. Yeah.

Was there ever, I'm sure there's been a superwoman that also, was there a superwoman recently? I think there was one in like, Supergirls big time bomb though, by the way, buddy. Oh, of course. Of course, man. They'll be lucky to make just back their marketing budget.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Supergirl's not doing great. No. They haven't learned. Again, but this is, you know, we've said this a million times. This is the classic, especially for a movie like this. I know your point that you're going to make that it was on the slate already, but now it's been like four, they've known these aren't going to do good for six years.

So you had plenty of time to get it off the slate. Yeah. So I can't take that excuse. I don't know. This probably started film, I mean, this probably got in pre-production like legitimately five years ago. Okay. So you go, what? You have to walk the plank and lose $100 million?

Because you're like, well, we already did a meeting. Yeah, yeah. We did a Zoom meeting. Yeah, yeah. They're like, I mean, there is some. element we go yeah we're like we spent 10 million bucks on this we have some contracts and you break them yeah well you're saying sunk cost fallacy but it's like so what we spend five million dollars so we have to spend another 150 yeah i mean it does seem like that's how they're

operating with a lot of stuff i don't this is where i think you're a little off on this i think what's actually happening is some of these projects for example super girl yeah was like the passion project of like billionaire of like uh the guy that like is the woman who the woman that is fucking the CEO. Right. So you go, I think that some of these are in a stronghold

because, like, his daughter really wanted super, like I think some of these, you're right that it's, but it's not, the problem isn't that it was on the slate. The problem is that there's a, someone campaigning for this,

that the person has to listen to them. Yeah, yeah. Like you go, I'm the CEO. They're like tying, they're like basically when, and that's the thing. There's a big,

CEO of Marvel's daughter, CEO of Marvel's mistress. Yeah, yeah, they're all like, I'm telling you, Supergirl can't miss. So it's a mix of like, they're putting girls

and everything making bombs and then also old school Hollywood where like this was promised to a woman that you cannot renege on this promise because she knows way too much about me. She's got a lot of dirt. Because otherwise why wouldn't they walk away? I don't know. Yeah. I mean we said

what was the movie? I can't remember there was one movie where they was it a little mermaid? So was there one movie that they made and they were like or Batgirl? No, wasn't it Bat Girl? Wasn't there a bat girl? There's been all of them. Where they were like, this is so shit that it was either Batgirl or, yeah, Bat Girl. It's so funny because

we're talking about Supergirl, Bat Girl, Warner Brothers Discovery completely canceled the fully filmed 90 million dollar Bat Girl movie in August 2020 because literally at the end of it, they go, this is so shit. Yes. That it's not even worth spending the 90 million to market it. They're just like black, black hole. And I think what happened is the difference is the Batgirl's mom didn't have video of the CEO of Warner and a Gimp mask. Right. Didn't have him cross-dressing.

Dude, Supergirl's mom has, you know, you don't even want to know the thing she has Marvel Man doing. I mean, it's almost the only explanation. I think, but I think that that's, it's the mix of like old Hollywood blackmail, like how, you know, how you used to get a show is like,

I'm banging the CEO. Yeah. Rapid fire tour dates coming at you. I'm in Boston. it's almost sold out. Get those tickets. Rochester, Denver, I'm doing my special Albuquerque Kitchener, Moncton, Nashville, Kansas City, Tacoma.

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I don't know. It's, dude, it's... They should have given it the back girl. They should have given it the fucking backgirl treatment. Of course. Like someone right now And they'll never learn There'll be no

They're learning a little I don't know I think this But you're That's why I'm saying You think they don't learn You think the CEO Was like surprised by this

He was like Are you kidding me You're telling me Supergirl The only maybe explanation Is like they put all these movies Into a bucket Right And they just see how the bucket does

And they go like It's like eight movies in the bucket And if like the total They go yeah You know like It's almost like Venture Capitalism Or they go like

Yeah That is how works. Yeah, and they're probably just like, yeah, as long as but again, you're like, we'll remove this one that you knew was going to suck and then it's even better. Better bucket. Well, you go, yeah, the one that you want me to remove is, you know, my wife's daughter. Yes. And it's worse, it's not my wife's daughter. It's the girl I

fucked's daughter that my wife doesn't know about currently. Yes. Yeah. Well, more good flicks. Well, it's just making me laugh that coming home after you just got the shit kicked out of you by Elliot Page. hopefully his movie bombs so bad

that then Ellie Page's like careers over and then she or he has to fight like do like Jake Paul or something he's like he's in mecky like it's but he's like doing that

oh my god do that prize fighting like not real not real fighting or like uh Anderson Silva yeah yeah you know like Anderson Silva's like 55 right now

Mike Tyson yeah like something like that where it's like you're still young you're you're training and you're fighting some washed up dude who's like still will destroy you like Georges St. Pierre or something. A little Canada matchup maybe.

Yeah. You're not at the Rogers Center. Elliot Page on the White House Lawn against George St. Pierre. Yeah, yeah. And if Elliot Page wins, then transgender is going to be in sports again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Supreme Court, literally the Supreme Court will undo their whole thing if you just go beat

fucking Connallin Regger. Yeah, if Elliot Page wins, whoever wins, it's a gender-changing match. Yeah. So if Elliot Page wins has to go to girl, and if George St. Pierre loses, he has to go to full sex change. They're fighting for who gets to be a man. Who gets to be a boy?

Whoever loses has to go back to girl. Dude, I would fucking watch that in a second. That's what I'm saying. I mean, we also know how that'll go, but. But they have Aiden, yeah, they have Aiden Raws. Yeah, yeah. But I'm saying there is some people, like, you know, you can probably get like Elliot Page versus Sneco or something like that.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Sneco would kill Elie Page. Right, but there is someone that L. It would beat, and then they'd have to go back to their wife. They'd go, boxing match, go, he's got a black guy. You got the shanked out of you by Elia Page. Yeah. I'm trying to think of a man that...

Because Elia Page is probably, like, you know, they still do weight classes to a degree, so I'm trying to think, like, who's 130 pounds? A lot of those fighters are 130 pounds, right? Mayweather. Was it Tank Davis, or whatever his name is? He'd killer him. Anyways, there's been... So the bottom line is you start thinking about communist stuff, which they've also, a lot of people have been pointing out the McKenzie Bezos thing.

Yeah. Because there is 100% a communist takeover. Oh yeah. You know what I mean? There is a, like the communists have been just like rock. Like even Gavin Newsom has to get in line where he has to say their stuff now. Well, I mean, look, the Democratic Party was like so rudderless where you're like, what are you guys? And they're like, I guess we're commies now.

I think we're communist now. We're comedies now. How does that sound? People are like, yeah, pretty... I mean, there was, even after the New York one, there was, uh, in Colorado, like, I think two days ago, there was some chick who won. She, like, unseated a 30-year incumbent. I think this is in the Colorado State Senate, so this is not for Congress, but like, I mean, you can see how this is kind of going on.

Well, there's sort of a vibe of, uh, the question is, is this a communist takeover or a anti-his real takeover? I mean, that's obviously, yeah, that's a big part of it. Because every one of them seem. to be also that. Yeah, because the one, what was it? They love communism or hate Israel. I mean, the one, the chick in New York is, like, insane.

The one chick who, and the thing is, they were pretty smart about this, actually. Like, I don't know if Republicans do this, but this was, like, really, actually, like, a smart move on their part for the two congressional candidates from New York is they are just like, okay, well, whoever's the Democratic candidate wins automatically in the election in November, like, in New York, right? Like, there's no Republicans ever winning. So they're like, we just. have to win similar to like not similar to mom daddy because we didn't really know he was for sure

going to win but um they're just like it's a lock so all they have to do is win the primary it's only like 30,000 votes it's not like some crazy things so they just organized they get a bunch of like anti-Israel all like basically all the pro-palistine people anti-Israel people and all the people who are just like you know sitting around all day and they go come vote for this they're so good in organizing well it is i mean listen like being a israel guy right now and some of those elections is the equivalent of it's just like i have really normal opinions, but also I've this one I've one small opinion that I think

black people should be slaves. That's how it sounds to people. Essentially. Like you're you can't win. You've seen the guy. Weiner? Oh, oh yeah, yeah, Scott Weiner or whatever. He's like all the stuff. All the stuff.

Like if you asked him of what he thought of Elliot Page, he'd be like, beast. Oh, of course. More of a man than I'll ever be. He's the dude in fucking pride. He's like a congressman in like a dog costume. He's in the piss pool. He's in the piss pool.

He is literally, that dude is in the pisspool. Right. And he even was like, he's getting murk. Because he's Jewish. And then I think at one point he's like, yeah, it's like, I don't know if it's a genocide. And then everybody's like yelling at him. He goes, okay, yeah, like, he's kind of like. Oh, he still switched.

No, he's still switched. But like the switch was like not enough. Not even close to enough. Like where he's literally like at the trans like March. That's his worst nightmare. Yeah. And they're like literally like, get the fuck out, you genocider. And he's like, what?

Yeah, you was getting. I did all the things. things. That is funny because they don't... It's so meek. He's like... Oh, yeah. Nebishy meek. He looks like... He looks like...

He looks like an old Mr. McGoon. Yeah, he's just like... They're, you know, throwing tomatoes at him. Yeah. He looks like a guy being excommunicated from Rome. Basically. I know. And he's just like, I did all the stuff. You're going, it's never enough. Please.

It's never enough. Right. So you can't even have a hint of stink of it if you want to be part of that life, you know? Uh, well, it's just, yeah, he's, I mean, he's Jewish, so he's, uh, they're like, I don't even know really what they want. Because the one dude, but if he, you could be Jewish as long as you're, like, in line. Yeah, you can be, because the thing is the New York, same with the white thing. You can be like a, yeah, you have to be in line. Like the New York, one of the Congress seats was, uh, Brad Lander versus Dan Goldman, both Jewish. And Goldman was, he's like the era of like the Levi's fortune or whatever. So, but, um, he was, like, anti-Israel, but not enough.

Okay. And so the dude who was like super entry Israel, Jewish guy won. It's a losing platform, that's for sure. Yeah. But he's not a communist. He's like, I'm not a communist. Well, if you look around the things, I've been kind of making the point about the tech guys. It's, everyone's, if you go, you know that meme where they say, like, are you trying to get rats?

This is how you get rats or whatever it is. Yeah. It's like it all feels like you're trying to get communism. This is how you get communism. Everyone's, if you were to script a play and you go, hey, if you're trying to get communism, do this, It feels like everyone's Like Trump You know how Trump made all the

Like had to release that he made like a bill Like a billion and a half on this crypto scheme Sure You're like if you're made more than Coinbase last year on crypto I go You're trying to get like communism that That's gotta be how you get it a bit Oh yeah

And like you know the whole thing of like Calling him a fascist and everybody's like this guy's a fascist That makes sense He's just he's a Democratic fascist Right but it makes sense that there's like a counter Like you know to that where you go, okay, well, everybody's like, all the people on the left are like, he's so far right. So then they're like, all right, I guess we're going further to the left.

Like, it's almost like a reaction to it. I guess both the parties just split up into two. They kind of, yeah. I mean, MAGA was certainly more far right than traditional conservatism was. So. Or more populous, yeah. Yeah, so they're just now they're going to fucking communism. But, I mean.

Micro strategy also on the crypto talk has been getting murked since me and Danny's speech. Ah, dude. Ever since we invent, ever since we. did our macro strategy macro strategy. Ever since macro strategy

came out micro strategy don't want to say it's a top but I did buy some Bitcoin a couple days ago me too

yeah I think it's yeah it seemed like obvious one to me yeah there's certain things like that

where I have my eye on things and you go if it goes that low I go yeah yeah I just take a punt yeah take a little punt

exactly yeah but the the communist takeover is interesting to watch because I've watched

like normal people that I know where it's like I guess same way, I see what you're saying where you go, like the certain, and like the MAGA world, you've watched probably certain people you know be like, I'm like, like, uh, like really racist. Yes. You've watched, uh, yeah, but that's the funny thing is it's the, it's the woke racist thing

unfortunately, but like, dude, the chick who, uh, got elected a Vila Chevalier or whatever in New York from the Bronx who's like going to be in Congress is against interracial marriage. For like, for, for, for reasons of, uh, like, Black power? Yeah. Like the Dr. Umar style. Kind of. Yeah.

She's like literally, uh, she's like, yeah, she's just like against it. What does she say? Like the pussy's getting colonized? She says that, um, she hates how the way that, uh, Arab and black men fetishize colonizer women. And she calls white women colonize her women. Of course. Yeah.

What's her race? She's some, she's, I think Hispanic. Well, I've been doing, I've been doing a version of that with the, the hands meeting and doing the, what's that meme called? But it was a, predator. It was, yeah, because you go, black women hate when black men date white women.

White guys aren't crazy about it either. Yeah. Like, it's like, yeah, yeah, like, I guess white guys, black women, black guys need to stop, you know, whatever. I mean, it is just funny where you're like, if she's doing like, yeah, and we need to have interracial marriage

and white guys are like, yeah. Right. He's like, I don't know. We don't want your support. But she wants like, no, she doesn't even want, like, she's not like defund the police. She's like, no police, no border, no prison. Jamal's got to stop fucking Becky. Dude, literally, yeah, like, dude, literally no prisons.

Like, she had an interview where they were asking her, like, someone was like, well, take this case. Like, just this. Do you think she's acted before? Because that's how it starts. Yeah, that's how it starts. Maybe. She may be in, like, some community theater. Community theater is how it starts to.

Yeah. Pipeline of communism, especially. when you realize you're like, wait, there's no money in this. Nobody wants to see this. Oh, good point.

Everybody, like the, you know, we hang out with a lot of artists and they're constantly like, wait, so my art is worthless? Why do I not get money for my art?

This should be illegal. Yeah, they should be illegal. Basically. Can someone do something about this? Yes. But, uh,

yeah, she's, they asked her about like, so what if like this guy, like, randomly murdered someone and should he go to prison? And she just like, wouldn't answer it.

She's just like, She was like, you're not going to get me on that. You're not going to get me on saying like, yeah, yeah, like a guy who like pushes someone on the train on the train tracks. Like who's just, you know, like, should that guy go to jail? And she's just like, wouldn't answer it. That's out there. And she's going to be in Congress. Like, she's like, slam dunk Congress.

Now again, there's like, there's three. I think her and the other one will make four, uh, four Democratic socialists and communist or in Congress. Dude, they're on a tear right now. Yeah, but I mean, you could see. See the trend developing. Oh, yeah. That's why I see Newsom goes. It has to go out there and be like, they have to pay a lip service to it.

Yeah, yeah. They go, they don't have all bad ideas, I guess. Well, that's, there's someone, when you talk about the McKenzie Bezos thing, that was a funny point because they always go, like, if Bezos, all with the money he has, he could cure, like, world hunger. And they go, well, they split in half, and McKenzie Bezos had that much. She gave it all the way, and you go, what didn't she solve world hunger? Yeah.

And you go, what did she solve? Which I, what, but it is funny to look at like, like, Of course. She go, so she gave out the most money in the history of the world. You go, what happened with that? And they're like, I can't remember. TBD. I can't remember.

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Yeah, Democrat. California tech guy. He's like kind of like a anti-Elon Musk dude. Pretty sharp, pretty savvy. He was like him and Thomas Massey were like big on releasing the XC files. But he's kind of been like the big wealth tax guy, big communist guy. And then you kind of look into it, I guess people have been poking around. and this guy's got, I know he was rich,

but the problem is that they go, he's doing all the tax shelters where he has, like, his money dispersed among his children and trust, like all the stuff. Nine-year-old owns a golf course. How does that even work? It's like they own, like, multiple golf courses.

He's like the tax shelter guy. Like all the loopholes. And his whole deal is like, this guy doesn't pay his fair share. Right. Meanwhile, my kids got 90% of my income. Yeah, my kid, and he just owns each of my children

own their own golf course. Which is, that's old school. school, what do you call, not commonwealth, but old school, like, what's, what do you call like the Rothschilds or something, dynasties, maybe? Like old school dynasty tax shelters. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where you have a team of, you open a room and you just have a gymnasium full of accountants. Right, yeah, yeah, and he's probably like, yeah, you know, I, it's all legal and I hate these

laws, but laws are horrible, but as long as they exist, obviously I'd be grandfathered in, but as long as they exist. Yeah. You know, I'm doing this to show everybody how bad it is. See? Should I be like, that is so funny. Should my children own golf courses? No.

Do they? Yes. Obviously, there's a problem. That's so true. It's crazy. I didn't realize he was like, I don't know what's his money from. He's a guy banging his wife saying it should be illegal to bid. He's $300 million?

What's a from? I thought there's more than that. I thought he's a tech guy. Oh, is that what he is? He's a tech guy? That's what I thought. He's like Silicon Valley Tech dude. But I think if you look at it into, you're going to see that he's not, it's more of a Silicon Valley tech guy. He's also like comes from like fucking dynasty wealth too.

I mean, yeah, I'm like looking at his thing. He's kind of just been in politics. He goes as a student at the University of Chicago, he worked for, uh, he was like a in, you know, he's chief of staff for Vice President Al Gore. How all his money coming up? turned, yeah, he's like, it seems like he's... That's the simple question of how does Roe Conna make his money? Where, yeah. Simple.

No bullshit. Let's see. His personal love for hearing because of one of the highest in Congress comes primarily through his marriage. So he's doing reverse, fuck me. Ritu Conno. You know what, though?

It is funny, though, because if you think about it, the most, like, chicks that, like, the same part of the acting thing is, if you do make a minimum. million dollars just sitting there on set doing nothing you start being like oh obviously this is unfair i think that the wives of silicon valley guys have been the number one you know funding all the nonsense he's like a silicon valley wife yeah well he's not it's not even so his wife uh holds the vast majority of their assets god god god the daughter of monte a huja multi millionaire founder and former CEO of trans star industries a major automotive transmission what a move distributor so just make so

making trannies God damn, because I didn't even realize that. You go, I'm a, he is straight up like, he's a billionaire's wife. Yeah, he's a billionaire's wife. And in true fashion, it's like, we need to redistribute all this money. Buddy, he is like the cliche, that makes so much sense, though. Way more sense now. He's just like, yeah, he's just like, yeah, we got to give all this money away.

He's a snotty billionaire's wife. Yeah. Interesting. Well, listen, I've always said this, but like, You know, I kind of said this with the Elon Musk stuff a bit too, but I, if I was built differently, I would so love to be the man of the people guy where I go, you know, it's a simpler life. Yeah, they go, you know, what do you think should happen? You go, these guys have too much money. They should give it to them.

Lunchtime. You know, I, but you can't let facts get in the way and I'm too, I'm too. And you're like this too where you go, you get a little. They go, but this and this and you go, but that's not true. That part's not. Yeah, like the rent free, you know, they just froze a million apartments. Yeah. Rent free's apartments in New York City.

And they go, and they go, that won't have an effect on rent. And you go, but didn't you guys just like a couple months ago, say you wanted to raise the property taxes 9%? But that's going to cause problems. So I wish that, I really wish I could be that. Oh, you're amazing. Because you can't have fax it in the way, but it is the, it's so much fun. I watch, I'll see friends of mine on podcast and they go,

what do you think about that? And they go, this is, he's fucking you, you know. Yeah. And then you and then everyone's like, loves them. Of course. And then I'm just like, preach into the choir kind of, you know. But it's such a better guy to be. And again, he's a Democratic congressman from California. So he's just, he's saying the stuff that he, you know, his base wants to hear. Right. It's a better life though. Oh, for sure. Everybody loves you and the people who don't love you. Well, you don't vote for me anyway. So I know, it's not even like you're saying crazy progressive nonsense. Like, you know what I mean? Because, if you're out there and you have to say the

like kind of neoliberal stuff like you have to be the you know all the there's nothing if you want to get your mouth pissed on in public like that's actually king shame like if you have to say that kind of stuff you do actually get people being like you're a pervert right yeah yeah if you're out here being like this guy's fucking yeah

it's like the perfect guy to be yeah he goes there should be no like there should be no billionaires I only have a few hundred millions, so. Yeah, if you look even like Rome in history, you'll see times where it was like, there's these kind of like heroes that all, yeah, they were just kind of like,

that guy's too much money. It is like the perfect guy to be. How'd that work out for Rome? Right. But how did it work out for that guy is the question. Oh, yeah. Generally, temporarily, it does work out. I mean, look.

I'd love to be that. I wish I could be built like that man. Better got to be. I'm not going to, you know, place a wageer on Calci only because it's too far away. But I think like AOC being the Democratic nominee, the way things are going with this little communist upsurge. Probably not the worst bet. I think it pays like 20 to 1, something like that. Oh, that's not worth it. Yeah, yeah, but it's just like you got to wait two years. I think you're right that that's the direction.

You can see it headed. I've watched all like people in my life just like slowly change their opinions over the last like six months to be like, which actually pretty sick, communism or whatever. Yeah. Anyways, whatever. Yeah, and you know what? As long as it was like localized in New York City, like,

because New York City is this specific thing too where obviously like the unaffordability thing is higher here. There's obviously reasons for it. Like there's such a fixed, it's a tiny island and there's a fixed amount of land. So like, yes, rents are going to be higher. But like when you see it going to places like Colorado, and you're like, you guys have tons of land.

Okay. You know what I mean? Like, so like now we're talking about a different thing here because it's not like you're like oh I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure like Colorado is expensive but it's not like oh we have nowhere to build shit you're like no you have everywhere to build shit

I imagine 5% of the land is being used One thing that I was kind of thinking it's funny is People always say you do always hear how much China's crushing it And this and that And then you always also see videos of like a 9 year old woman Working at a Dildo factory And you're just like I mean that's if the sign of like a family crushing it is grandma doesn't have to work at the

dildo shop anymore. If you have nine year old women looking at the working at the dildo shop, you can't be doing that good. It can't be, well, but that's the thing is it's they're not an individualistic society. Yeah, but she has, she's doing it for like the motherland. Oh, you're saying it's, she's doing it

to enrich, she goes, if I do my work even a 90 fucking cranking out dillies, right, this benefits China as a whole. They think differently. They have, right. They're locked in for the cause. Yeah, they're locked in for the cause. So they're just like, she's like, I'm going to work till I literally drop dead fucking cranking out every color dilly. I'll tell you what's going to flip people. So I'm,

and other people, this has been happening all over America and UK and France or whatever. But I just got one on, uh, I think it was on my computer. But I can't remember how they sent to the things. I got one of my building and they go, uh, make sure that you don't take, make your thermostats higher, uh, lower. Your building sent that to you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Yes, sir. I mean, I think I pay enough. 78.

I propose. So, you know what's a weird? Are you kidding me? So we both live in like newer buildings and I don't like so my thermostat is actually there's something wrong with it. I'm going to 64 to make a point. Dude, my thermostat and there has to be some sort of like calibration error on my thermostat because 78 is actually freezing in my house for some reason.

But I'm like, I'm like if I said it's so skinny man. No, if I said it to 78, I'm like. I'm like, I know this is not 78. Okay. Or whatever, but for some reason, like if I put it, like in my bedroom, if I put it. I mean, that's a scandal. Is they're, uh, they're, they're waiting the thermostat. Yeah, I don't know what's going on.

But like, if I put my thermostat in my bedroom to anything below 78, I'm like shivering. It's so fucking cold. It's crazy. But I know it's not 78. But I'm like, look, we pay enough taxes. Like, power grid's your problem. Uh-huh. Like the power grid's not my problem.

It's your problem. Figure out the power grid. Yeah, figure out the power grid. They're like, well, energy's bad and this and that. Well, dude, I saw something like right now the cost for energy in New York is like, it's like at least triple some places 10 times more than other places in the United States. Like New York is paying so much for power right now. Which leads me to believe that it's not the power grid.

It's, Mom Donnie is looking at the fucking bill every day being like, yo, this could be going to other people and, you know, all our dumb projects and everything. Like this is like the bill today for air conditioning was a fucking free grocery store. And so he's telling everybody like, oh, power grid's at risk. You're like, I've heard that. I think he's picking the wrong thing. Since I've lived here, I've heard the power grids at risk like multiple times.

Oh, yeah. But you know how they get women like, you know, one way to get the mothers to change as you go, there's needles all over your kids' school. Yeah. I think the air condition, the ladies, you know, people have made that point where they go, ladies only work in places that have air condition. They're very overrepresented in the air condition spaces. Yeah.

I'm telling you, you want to switch the women. off of, you tell them, you go, oh yeah, air conditioning's done. They go, I think I'm a fascist now. Well, no, I actually disagree with you because it's always the women who are complaining that their workplace is too cold. Right? They're always saying, because they want to wear, they're like, because dudes are walking around in suits and they're like, they don't want to wear

like these suits. They're always like, it's fucking freezing in here. So this is actually, I think the chicks are like. They still like air condition. They still like air condition. Definitely at home. That's a three degree distinction. Yeah. But it's, dude, so in France, they have this like Britain ordered to remove air conditioning from homes.

And they said like only 20% of the places have air conditioning. It's like, it is bizarre when you go to Europe. You're like, why don't you guys? And they always try and say it doesn't get that hot here. You're like, you guys have like a heat wave every two years. I know. Kills like literally 100,000 people. Like 100,000 seniors.

There was some hospital somewhere that like I saw that had to basically like was like people are literally like in the hallways and like everybody like everybody who's like sick. is like, you know, stripped down basically naked because it's so hot. They have to strip the old people down naked. Well, they're like,

they're literally like dying from heat. And, and everybody's like, this happens every two years. Like, I know it's not an annual thing, but, you know.

I better come to my house and fan me off personally if it wants of this shit. You know, pry my thermostat out of my cold dead hands. And they will be cold. Oh, let me tell you.

Luckily, it's on the honor system. So, but in France is not on the honor system. You dude, I mean, we did a sketch, we did a sketch about it

if you remember. We did a California the cop busts into your house and you turn the air condition on. But it's like, it is so funny. And they take it as a point of pride. It's going to be to the point where

you know they say everything's Trump-coded? Yeah. It's going to be you go to someone's house and it's like a good temperature and they're like, oh. Like, you know, someone takes a photo and they weren't dripping sweat in the photo

and they go, we got a fucking Republican on our hands. Basically. Oh. Yeah, that's funny. It's like bourgeoisie to be soaking fucking black. Right.

Yeah, you're just. Soaking for the cause. This guy doesn't even smell. What's going on here, pal? Yeah. Kind of going door to door, just the neighborhood inspections. We know who you voted for. Your fucking hair's not even sweating.

Might as well be wearing a maga hat with that dry head of hair. Yeah. That's where it's at. But it's funny on the internet because a lot of the Europeans like defend it where they're just like, yeah, maybe we're not like about abundance. You know, that sort of stuff. You're like, okay. Your grandma just died.

Yeah, like literally tens of thousands of speech. people are going to die from this. No, it's crazy that that's become a thing. Yeah. Then it's a crazy town. Europeans are always trying to figure out ways how they're like better than Americans, you know, so. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I'm going to flip the script and be like, well, at least, uh, at least we're not cold. Yeah, right. In the summertime. And I will say, obviously some places like to keep it a little too cold, but that's not what we're talking about here. No.

I mean, you do walk by places like, you ever walk by in New York City, especially on a really hot day? and there's like a business like it'll usually be like some corporate like an apple store and like the door opens and you're just like it's just like the cold air or sometimes they'll leave the door open

you're like cranking the AC door open so you walk by and it's like you're in like a fridge for a second that's probably not gonna be able to well he said stores they're gonna have I'm telling you they're gonna have to start people Gestapo is gonna start going store to store being like with their hand in the air they go kind of a little comfortable

why am I comfortable why am I comfortable do they did this This is a peak clown. Climate change event canceled due to heat. So they had a climate. Oh, that's the best fucking scenario ever. So they did this climate change event. And then they said they're not allowed to have air conditioning because bad for climate change.

And then, but then people went there and they said it's too hot. So they had to cancel the event. And they said it was. See you on the Zoom event. Yeah. They canceled their climate change event because they can't have air conditioners and it was too hot. Yeah. Hey, but that's, I mean, they probably love that.

They go, see? I know. We can't even do our climate events. It's too hot. You know, it's like this every year. Someone on patreon.com slash the boys guys, where there is a new episode every week, send me this. They go, this is a Pride Month on threads, and it says, I wish pride events were in the fall. So many queer folks are chronically ill, disabled, and generally heat intolerant, which is just funny out of the gay being, like, do you know, how many queer people are disabled? Morbidly obese.

Like, you know, chronically ill. Intolerant. 90% of queer people. That's what the pisspools for. You cool down in the piss pool. If you said to me, you go, I think 90% of gay people are chronically ill. Yeah. Like, that sounds like bigotry.

You're right. That piss pool must stink at 100 degrees. That's probably crazy. It's probably crazy. You're getting burnt. Yeah, you're like, dude, it's like a witch. 100 degree piss, like the fumes off that thing. I haven't been able to participate in any pride events

and then they started arguing where people go sorry a civil rights movement and then the other people saying like I'm sorry are you being disabled and they're going in and out jockeying for position oh yeah funny stuff over there well if you put it in I mean they dress pretty scandalously so if it's a little chilly out that's not ideal

yeah yeah yeah we cover it up so no I mean obviously the solution is you just you have a gay pride event every month yeah right at least when it's not snowing you have like 8 a year maybe like a personal one, you can have your own personal pride, but disabled pride. They have pride in June, and they've

disabled pride in January. There you go. Well, no, that's too cold. Too cold. No, yeah, September. It's got to be like October, early October, I think. But there pleases everybody. It's quite the, you know, the entire country's turned into

a dorm room. Of like arguing, you know, chicks arguing communism versus capitalism. Basically. I mean, that does seem to be how, entire world's turning into a dorm room, yeah. Kind of. It seems to be how it's trend in here. And, I mean, I would have always thought that this would be the last place this shit would come to, America specifically. Do you think we brought it?

Maybe. I mean... I think it's a mix of AI, COVID. No, yeah, there's a lot of stuff. Wars. But, yeah, I mean, you look at Canada right now. It's even kind of... Well, has abundance ever...

Even a little more reasonable. Oh. Has abundance ever not led to communism, though? That's the question. history. That's a good question. I mean, someone always could step up and say, fucking, this guy's got too much stuff. It's like, yeah, yeah. Why not?

This guy's a trillionaire? Yeah, yeah, fuck right off. Fuck right off. They haven't happened in the priest, too. They have their own, do you know about this one? No. Okay, so the priest, I was just looking up this morning. So, you know how the new priest is kind of...

The Pope? The new Pope, yeah, sorry, my bad. The Pope, there's all... always kind of this battle going on and this happened in the conclave movie. But they have the battle between like the traditionalist priests and the non-traditionalist priests and then they have this society of priests called

the Society of Saint Plus X and they're the traditional priests, right? So their big problem is they think Leo's do new school. Okay. Too much of a lib basically. He's too much of a lib. And then they started doing, I'll just read this one thing. Ultra traditional Catholic group,

tense relationship with Rome for decades. This week the conflict came to a head. The Vatican declared the group to be a formal schism, excommunicated the members. Ooh, that's tough. So they got kicked out, and apparently a big part of it is they started like, they ordained. So they started ordaining new priests and only the popes allowed to ordain priests. So they were going off book ordaining other priests. This is like Twitter like eight years ago.

It's like, why don't you go start your own Catholic church? Right. Well, these guys have existed for a while. Well, but now they're finally getting the boot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. they must have been hating all this. They're probably like, this gay stuff. You go, it's a slippery slope

and they're saying it for like 30 years another. It's a slippery slope. Yeah, yeah. Another gun in the boot. Yeah, yeah. But I thought that was interesting. But the birds are taken over. And right now, I don't know if you saw this law.

Unmarried couples may get right to share assets after breakup. So this is the fun, like you go, you're kind of, you know, when he's got too much money. It's just like a common law thing, right? We're doing all this stuff. But they're expanding it. to now, like, guys would always be like, you know, that if you get married, that's kind of, how many,

I mean, I've talked to a few dudes that I won't mention names recently, that, you know, you always bring up the Dave Foley thing, but I talked to someone recently where that's what happened to them. It was like they were, especially in this industry where your income goes up and down, probably, you know, on a little run where they're, on a three-year span where they're having the most, you know, making a lot of money. It's crazy that you get divorced at the top, too.

You think you'd be getting divorced at the bottom, and it would work out better because, like, things, You're forgetting the fact that probably the tops when you start getting some strange That's a good point Yeah, yeah The top is when the eyes start wandering I think for some of these guys The million dollar a year years when

When the strain started rolling in a little harder than usual Yeah, that makes sense Especially for some of these guys that weren't crushing before, right? So they have the stick with the old wife And then all of a sudden now I'm making a million a year I'm on some TV show and then You know the pussy starts rolling in and whatever, I don't know, or maybe some other things.

I'm sure there's a million different cases, but I think some of the cases were that. So then you know, then these guys end up in a scenario where they're, oh, you're making a million dollars, okay, so now you owe her $300,000 a year. And then you go, now I'm on a treadmill for the next 18 years to try to just like keep my head above water, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And now they're saying to the point where they're just like,

no, you're dating her. Yeah, yeah, you were dead. Well, I don't know if they have similar common law. I'm pretty sure in Canada, like they have pretty strict common law. This isn't, this is boyfriends. They're talking about.

Well, that's what I'm saying. Living in the house for the 10 years is, oh, this isn't even living together? That's what they're trying to push. Yeah. Oh,

I thought this was unmarried, but living together. This is just fucking, we have separate places and she's like, I want to taste. Okay, maybe I'm talking a little shit.

But that, to me, it feels like, uh, because think about the amount of chicks they were kind of like against marriage or whatever, right?

But then they realized at some point, they're just like, okay, well, how do we get our payout? Yeah, yeah, when this invariably ends. Right, so how do we redistribute the dude's wealth? So now they're pushing, like, they wanted to have the exact same as marriage. Yeah. So the marriage means, so.

And that's, yeah, the guys who are always thought. It's a gold diggers paradise. Crazy, because the guys who always thought, unless you're rocana, and then it goes the other way. You have to go the other way. Yeah, yeah. But, no. The other way is a tough life, too, though, man. you know some guys pull it off

you gotta be like quite the alpha I think in a certain way but it's a tough life to pull off my wife makes 10 times more money than me well makes and inherits I think are two different yeah that's true right he's just like hey I just this is her deal yeah I've actually made

more money there yeah yeah he goes she's made zero I make way more money I make way more money I make way more money actually she's a philanthropist she makes negative money she's quite in the red annually and I make my 180 grand from Congress, so. Right.

Well, I had, um, I, for a father's day, I did, uh, the reason I was thinking that, I was thinking,

uh, if you go, if you could get, um, like some of these women to have five percent of the empathy for their father that they do for like a bum that just stabbed a guy. Yeah. Do I mean?

Yeah. Yeah. But anyways, me and my brother, this is my brother's idea. It's like one of the funniest things ever. I'll share it after. But we found for Father's Day, we found you can, there's these African guys in Africa. Oh yeah, they put the banner. You saw it?

Of course. I've been doing that for years. That was like an OG like Fiver thing where you could pay these dudes $5 to make you a little banner. And then they print out a photo of your dad and then they kiss it. And then, and then see you can write your request. And we put, we said he's the best bike rider in the land. And then we said, don't skimp on the. the smooches and then they all take a turn with his photo and they kiss it is the best gift of all

time yeah i mean that is great and honestly that whatever five or ten bucks probably goes a long way where they live right yeah but so you got the money's getting redistributed you got the they're pushing for you went on three dates with this girl and you owe everything and then on top of that we have a new term alert you know how we've talked about goblin mode yeah goblin intimacy invites you to be your weirdest most goblin self on dates. So the new women... Yeah, this is a vice for women, by the way. Do not do this, men.

Don't do it, women. Well, women is, again, there's a level of you can be wacky. Get dick down. Yeah, I get dig down. But guys do not do this. No, this is definitely good advice for women. I do not show up to a nice restaurant in pajamas. This is who I am.

But this is... Is this not, like, women sabotaging other women, by the way? Oh, yeah, for sure. Just be the worst version of yourself. is the girl that her friend tells her. She goes, we need to go and everyone makes a pack to go goblin. She shows up at the restaurant. Her friend's all

dolled up. Yeah. She's wearing a... She's like, what the hell? She's got a band-aid on her face. She looks like a fucking juggalo. We had a deal. Yeah. It's not a nice restaurant. Oh, you thought about it was serious about Goblin? She goes, look, I'm wearing my bad shoes. They wore these last week.

That is so crazy, though. That's where they've gotten to. This is Vice magazine, by the way. Of course. Just be an actual goblin, man. I'm fat, you should be fat. Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, not good advice. This thing is just like, this whole notion of be your authentic self on a first date, you're like, no.

No. Definitely you ease into that. Ease into that. Yeah, you're like not like at the table being like taking your eight different antipsychotic medications. With your hair and a dread lock. Yeah, like go to the bathroom. Maybe hide the psych problems until a later date. This is me.

Why you see is what you get. All right. Yeah, don't brush your teeth, don't comb your hair, nothing. This is what they're basically saying. Just roll out of bed onto the way to the day. Simply put, goblintimacy, it's hard to say. Gblintemacy means dating as your authentic self,

even looking like your disorganized, scatterbrained goblin self. Yeah. So I just show up at the wrong place. This is me. This is me. Yeah, this is who I am. Take it or leave it.

Showed up at the wrong place. I'm wearing shoes on the wrong feet. Yeah, just the whole thing. Your glasses sort of like, you know, ones off the eye a bit. Do you remember? I'm not going to name names, but this comedian in Toronto,

who we know. I know, your shoes on the wrong feet? He literally showed up to a show with shoes on the wrong feet. Because Garrett Jameson, he goes, are he shoes on the wrong feet?

He goes, ah, damn. Probably, like, literally traveled an hour with shoes on the wrong feet. Like, literally walking to the train and the bus, traversing the whole city, wrong shoes on the wrong feet.

Are your shoes on the wrong feet? That's Garrett. That's so funny. That's nothing crazy. That's insane. It's, yeah, that's peak, peak, like, this is the craziest guy. Yeah. Yeah, goblin mode, you show up.

Yeah. Mental. Rolling in. Bad advice. It derives from the term, goblin mode, form of unapologetic self. I'm not apologizing for the fact that I'm covered my own shit. I mean, this notion... I'm a goblin.

I don't wipe. I'm a goblin. I think the original kind of... I think we figured out dating where you kind of, you know, you put your best foot forward. Yeah. And then you kind of ease into the craziness.

What would you do if you're on a date and a girl showed up like that? Just first day. Would you... You would take it as a sign of disrespect? Decrepit? No, I'd just be like, she's nuts. Oh, okay.

I would just be like, oh, this chick's like nuts. Like, this is too much. I'd probably smash them. That'd be it. She'd probably be looking at you, too, like, say something. I can't wait. to like explain to you. I notice your buttons aren't button properly.

Buttons are done. Yeah, the buttons are off. Interesting. Yeah, I would just be like, oh, this checks is like, do you have gum in your hair? Yeah, yeah. Like, did they let you out of the fucking psych ward for this? This is like a year day pass?

Yeah, yeah. I would be disturbed. Wouldn't love it. Gobble intimacy, which is a form, I had a buddy that actually you know as well, that it was on the hinge and matched with the girl that was at Cam H, the psych ward. Oh, yeah. And then she went on a date with her

where she's allowed out of the psych ward for an hour a day. He met her in the fucking yard. So she was on her phone at the psych ward on fucking Tinder. Hey man, eventually she'll get out playing the long game for that guy. Yeah, isn't that fucking nuts? He goes,

eventually that she'll be released. That encourages the rejection of societal norms and expectations in favor of fierce authenticity. The entire premise of Goblin is to be your unfil, whatever, it goes on and on. Yeah, it's just a bunch of nonsense. I actually saw the one thing that was making me laugh is

there's this guy, Matt Wall's stuff always makes me laugh because he's very like self, what would you call that? Not preachy, but like self-aggrandizing, maybe? Yeah, yeah. Very, I don't know the term, but I know what you mean. He's kind of one of those guys that

was, uh, I think there is a specific term that is on the tip of my tongue, but the equivalent, like your friend that is holier than now. Yeah, okay, yeah. That's about right. You know, like a friend that was like, you do that. I would never. You know what I mean?

I've never made any mistake ever. But some guys was talking about his man cave and there's like all these like man cave things, which is kind of a little bit corny because there is an element of like, you know, you're. But at the same time, sometimes a guy, it's like, you know, we live in a three-bedroom house and the man cave is like, I have the entire basement. Yeah, the entire basement. It's basically like for me and my boys.

And this is the one place where I get to make decorating decisions, which is why it's all jerseys. I'm not, I don't care about making decorating decisions. Well, that's, yeah, you're just like, yeah. Finally, I get to decorate. I want my sports stuff on the wall. Sure. All this shit you, you, bobbles you collected. No, but it's kind of sick.

If you're like, if you live in like a normal kind of sized house and you're just like, I've an entire fucking wing that I've like, yeah, stay out of. It's a fucking dream, man. Yeah, it's not that gay. No. But Matt Welsh goes, he was saying that he never, he doesn't have a man cave, but I just, the way you read it, it sounds like a guy like saying this to his wife. I would

have one? I wouldn't call it a man cave. You never catch me dead being like I'm in the man cave. You say it ironically, you might. Maybe ironically. You couldn't see us at your house and you had a whole and St. Danny's Man Cave? I mean, I wouldn't call it that. I wouldn't never refer to it as the Man Cave. It would be like, yeah. Bloomberg Turnbulls everywhere. It would just be in the basement. Right.

Yeah, I probably wouldn't call it that. It goes, my man cave is called my house. I can go anywhere I want in my house. Well, he's conflating two things. You go, yes, I can go anywhere I want, but there's places I don't want to be. Right, right, right. You're like, yes, I could, surely, yeah, I can go anywhere I want. But there's places I'd rather be.

But can you not picture it's saying that? Can you say, like, imagine a friend bragging to you? I can go anywhere I want in my house. It is my house. Cool, man. It sounds like a guy that's pitched around trying to explain that he's not. Yeah. I have access to every last inch of my house.

There's no areas that I am not allowed to go in. If I want to go in the kitchen, I do so. Yes. Without permission. Right, right, right. That's kind of what it was sounding like to me. If I want the room to myself, I tell my kids to leave, go somewhere else, and they will obey. Might tell my kids, this is Matt's space.

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Though the games, you're not going to mean to watch soccer, pal. buddy Canada's never been in the World Cup could give less of a shit dude I'm sorry I pulled it together for the Knicks I'm not pulling it together for soccer I hate it I love the World Cup It's only time I really watch soccer

Watching your man cave I'll be in the man cave I can't do it AKa my tiny labor room Shit to do I'm gonna go on Saturday I'm a hot dog you man That being said

If everyone's doing the soccer game I'm not going to fight. I'm not going to fight. If that's the vibe and everyone wants to do that, I'm not going to, you know, spoil it. I'll go with the flow. Sure. But I won't enjoy it. Is your buddy at the hot dog thing? Yeah, yeah, of course.

Birdie? Birdie? Birdie? Bertiletti? How's it looking? Number two ranked hot dog eating in the world, man? Well, Joey's there. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, you know what? Before, because they had a whole thing where they're saying that they did, uh, a post did a list of

places to know that you can how to celebrate July 4th without seeming like you're trump-coded? You have to be boiling hot, that's for starters. But I was also wanting to hear your opinion because this has happened. We haven't really talked about this because I've been gone for a couple weeks. Is

the Ireland stuff is like popping off. Which Ireland stuff? With the beheading in the streets and everything. But it's always funny because in Ireland it's the funniest place for all this stuff. And I kind of talk about this a bit on stage, but there is an element of like, that white people like have done

all this colonizers, so like this is payback now you have to be Muslim. Right, but they weren't. But Ireland was the opposite where Ireland has just They were colonized whites. They were colonized whites. Yeah. So it's like what's, that doesn't, it doesn't even make sense. So it's almost like they have to

admit, it's like, listen, you can't have a white country. But it's not even like, look, my opinion on this and you know, some people don't like it and disagree or whatever, but it's just the whole thing is that every, you know, in like a global, you know, world, I guess, like every economy is just trying to make the number go up. And the only way you can do it is with more people. And I know that's your opinion. And it's just like the only place to get more

people is these fucking countries. I don't know. Well, not every country. Japan's not trying to do that. Japan is doing it. And also, your opinion is that there's definitely people that are, have different reasons that they want. Yeah, yeah, for sure. There's people who are like, I'm saying like the... You ever remember when they say why questions are overdetermined? I'm not saying that your point is zero, but you act like it's 100% when maybe it's 20. No, it's not 100% but, um, I mean, look, there is like, I was reading like the, even the Middle East where we're under the impression where you're like, yeah, the Middle East, like their birth rate thing is fine. Like they're the ones like they're cranking out. They're actually not doing

well either. They're below replacement as well. So forget about that. So then move on to this point. If your point was the sole reason, you look at it. Not the sole reason. Okay, but you look at it and you go, America, a country like America, can probably get immigrants from anywhere they want, right? So most place people want to come. Yeah. Okay. So why would you take ones where they're going to do worse in this country then by your, if it's just about having more people to do work, why, why would you want more immigrants that like over the course of their, on average over the course of their life would probably be, like net, net negative? Well, I mean, so there's, I think there's, that's the reason for that, according to Well, one, they have like this refugee system

where they're like, you know. Why, according to your theory, though, why? Why? Why? If it's just about GDP, why have that? Um, I mean, I don't know. Like, I don't know. See what I'm saying?

Yeah. It doesn't solve the, it doesn't like... Well, I guess they're like, it probably just looks bad if we're like, yeah, we only want white people. Sure. Yeah. But they can't, they can't overtly say it. Um, but you're done that to be white.

You know, there's plenty of the, there aren't white that do well. Yeah. Well, I mean, so Chinese people, they can't white people. seem to come here. Indian dudes crush it, by the way. Yeah, Indian dudes kill it. And I mean, depending on where... They're taking a lot of those. Depends on where they're from. But like, there's lots of Indian dudes that like come to

Western world and like crush it, start small businesses. Tons of them. Become fucking... Literally every... Rich tech guys, finance guys. Isn't it like every fucking motel in this country is owned by Indy? Most of our boys in Toronto that are Indian are doing well. Yeah. Like, I actually don't know that many like Indian dudes that are

like not doing well. No. No. No. No. I mean, generally do well. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know the exact, like, immigration breakdown of how they, like, tear it. But, I mean, one in this country is half the people here didn't even come here legally. They just kind of snuck here. I thought it's funny that, because if you think about, like, the interesting thing of a, so there's this kind of like beheading, there's big riots and all this sort of stuff.

But it's interesting that after it happens, they sort of, like, the politicians come on and they're just like, you guys are, like, racist or whatever? I mean, they had a massive pro-immigration rally following that. Right, but usually you'd think that people at least pay, like, kind of lip service to win the, you know what I mean? Like, imagine after George Floyd, the day after George Floyd died, died, no one was coming out. Like, even the most, like, aggressive people probably waited like six months to start being like, you know, the day after. Yeah, yeah. You guys are, like, retarded. You know what I mean?

Yeah, like, Chauvin is innocent, like, day after. That's probably. Definitely not politicians. No, no, yeah, yeah, definitely not politicians. Politicians waited until it was like completely acceptable. To me be like, oh. Right, but this is like day one. You'll see like things like this happen.

And day one, people come out kind of on the other side of it. Yeah. Where that, I don't know. That's interesting to me. I don't have that much to say about it other than that. But so they have for patriotism in general is kind of like, they do not like it. Or in England, like people were flying English flags and then everybody was like,

that's like a hate symbol. They don't like it. It's like literally our flag. I mean, they did the thing Canada did where they were like, yeah, it's like, you know, the flag is like a hate symbol. And then Trump was like, 50 first day and they're like, we love the flag. Oh, I forgot. That's a good point.

They're like, we actually love the flag. Flag is great. I remember last year for Canada today, I was watching CBC, like around Canada today. And they were doing this whole thing on this flag supplier who's like, business has never been better. We had a tough 10 years where it wasn't selling a lot of flags. So a lot of Palestine flags, a lot of trans, do you see the, in the gay pride?

there was a Palestine on the front, transgender on the back. Nice. There you go. That's pretty sick. Not every 4th of July celebration is the same this year. Here's how to tell which one is Trump branded. So this is how, because we're going to do our thing. Hot dog for sure is Trump branded.

The moment you know it's Trump-coded is when someone's like, can't get the ox cable? And you just hear, well, I've been selling my soul, working all day. And you go, all right, we're at a MAGA thing. That's true. When you just fucking put on Oliver Anthony's new album? His new shit. Yeah, his new shit. He goes, you guys hear this?

He wrote, no, I haven't heard that. That 100% Oliver Anthony starts blasting over the speaker. Yeah. Yeah, you might be at a MAGARCOA. Well, don't you remember there was like a liberal mayor of New York at the time who was like pretty, he wasn't like Mondami, but he was up there, de Blasio. The Bosio, yeah. And we were at the hot dog thing.

And then he came on into a speech of the hot dog. Then he got booed. And it was at the stadium. And he got booed. And then the chief prosecutor came on and everyone cheered. For the prosecutor letting everybody go. No, no, no. The prosecutor.

Oh, that was like a hardline prosecutor. Yeah. I think it was the prosecutor that's, oh, maybe I guess I can't remember. Maybe he got, they cheered for him. I mean, de Blasio was literally the guy who was, like, giving people free Mets tickets if they promised to show up to their court dates. Just like, crazy. You're like, you should think just the risk of incarceration would be the, the carrot here? That's so funny, he did that.

Yeah. You get MET tickets if you should have the court dates, like, because they were literally, they were letting everybody out. And I guess people, like, weren't even showing up because there was, like, no, like, they got rid of, like, cash bail or whatever. So they just, because they're, like, people are so poor. they can't afford bail when they commit crimes. And so they were letting them go. And then de Blasio was, I mean, he was, he did the French fries for the COVID shot.

He did, he like giving people food. Mr. incentive. Yeah. Yeah. He goes, Mets tickets. That's funny. Yeah, that's great. So both America 250 and Freedom 250. So if it has freedom in the title, they say no.

The Freedom 250 says they're a nonpartisan organization. But Freedom 250 has been mirrored with Trump. And they say, avoid any freedom 250 stuff. Yeah, we don't like freedom. We like America. That's the distinction. Fourth of July, America turns 250.

This is how it could indicate your politics. And Ryan, an Ohio-based Democrat, asked Huffpo not to share his full name. He plans to sit out the America 250. He's got a U.S. flag in front of his house, but he does not plan to put up an America 250 flag. So you can have an American flag. Oh, there's a separate flag. Right.

So if you have the America 250 flag, that's like that. But you can have the America flag. Oh, okay. And maybe you put it upside down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Indicate distress. Okay, so this is probably the best article for the week. And this was a Reddit, like a big,

my wife's boyfriend felt like a guest in my home. This was banger, right? It almost feels like he must be lying. It was so long where, and it wasn't too rage-baity where it did I, if I had to guess, I'd say real. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So this guy started being polyamorous.

Uh-huh. His wife's boyfriend comes out of this. At least he's fucking. Right. At least, you know, at least, yeah. Like, he's at least in the scenario where he's like... Oh, Johnny, our door's open, if you don't mind. Yeah.

At the very least, he's getting it in with some unfortunate-looking women. Like, likely... This weekend, my wife invited her boyfriend over for breakfast and didn't prep for it at all. She was in bed minutes before he arrived and then sent me to the store to buy everything we needed. I said we should go out at that point, but she said she wanted to cook. When I got home, he was already in my house

with my wife in the master bedroom while she was getting ready. This made me tense because we had never met and we've never had people in our bedroom before and my wife previously said that's her hard boundary. So first of all, he finds out that this boundary, his wife said, is not true. He's in the bed smoking a cigarette.

On his side. Jimmy! Jimbo! Nice to meet, yeah, put her there, gives her the fucking truck. Pancheek the rag dollar. Right. So you come home for, she goes, I want you to get supplies to make dinner for my new boyfriend.

Yeah, she's like, well, I really wanted to cook. You're like, well, then why didn't you go get groceries? Yeah, so I thought you'd help. So you were getting sent to the store to get groceries. Well, they're probably getting a quickie in too. And she's like, how many, okay. Yeah, yeah. How many are you eating for?

It's like three. Three. And then he comes home, walks in the door, wipes in the bed with the boyfriend. Yeah, you smoke in a cigarette. He's wearing a suit, by the way. Waring your suit. Yeah, but he's wearing a suit. And he's like, that seems like a weird power move to be wearing a suit.

And then the wife's like, he always wears suits. And he's like, no, he didn't. He doesn't, I saw him without a suit. Yeah, yeah. His thing. He's not suit guy. Hand buzzer. Coin in the ear.

You're missing this, you know. Yeah, yeah. Sitting on a whoopee cushion. Do it all. He's just fucking with you. Yeah, he's just fucking with you. Just all dominance. I was nervous about meeting the guy because we'd had a three-way phone call months ago.

Oh, okay. So first, this is, this guy's not in a good life where, you know, I don't know if he wanted to meet the guy or she's thought the two of you should get on the same page here. This is probably, you guys, she goes, I thought we were fucking, you go, you and Tim need to get on this. I can't, you guys got need to make a schedule of my vagina. Yeah, and I imagine that this is like, you know, they probably this is there. They have a lot of rules and this is like, I'm sure she did the, with his girlfriend, like. Okay. They just, they start with a phone, introductory phone call. You there? You're there? You're there? You got a bad reception. Can you hold on a second?

I wasn't digging his personality. Now I was on edge because of the groceries because she wasn't ready and because he was in my space. So you're making small talk with him now because she, she's there. She goes, oh, I have to go do something. Now you and him, it's like, you guys can probably get acquainted and he's just like, you like, well, how do you like? What's your favorite position to fuck her in? So sucks to do it pretty good.

Good head, right? Yeah. Do you anything for July 4th? Yeah. Can you think of a more awkward situation? You're sitting on your couch with the guy that's banging your wife? And you have to, you're sort of in charge of making small talk. You're in charge of making small talk and like she'll blame you if like it's bad and she goes,

like if you scare them a way. Yeah. Like you got to like kind of ingratiate yourself. Why'd you scare away the dick? You're wingmaning. Yeah, you're wingmanning. Yeah, for your wife. Yeah, kind of.

To a dude. I mean, you don't even wing me because he's already in there But yeah, you're trying to I guess you're trying to have The ideal scenario with these psychos Is like everybody Do you talk about TV shows you think

Is that kind of what you go with? You're not talking about sports It's not a sports Maybe like They're one up in each other Do you see WMBA game? Yes Did you?

Caitlin Clark is my favorite player Oh, Caitlin Clark More of an angel Reese guy Yeah, wow Oh, he's just like the best player in the league Okay. All right.

Yeah, you know, he has some favorite player that you haven't even heard of. Yeah, yeah. The guy comes out of my bedroom. He's wearing a full suit and tie. I'm in a T-shirt and jeans. I perceive this is an odd choice and a power imbalance. My wife later told me he always wears suits. But literally, it's not true because after breakfast, he changed into clothes to go on a date with her.

And he was wearing a T-shirt and jeans. So on top of that, I find out he's a liar. See, I can't tell if like, like, where's the suit, Tim? Yeah, I can't tell if this guy's, a dork and then the guy banging the girlfriend her wife is just like a pussy hound guy that's what it sounds like that's what it seems but I also think that the guy shows up in a suit

he's a weird because I'm not, you're picturing a finance guy I'm picture in Pee-Herman curly mustache right yes yes yes yeah three-piece suit I'm picturing a suit three-piece suit from Goodwill curly mustache 100% like steampunk kind of guy

steampunk for sure hot on yeah like a bowler bowler yeah Pocket watch Yeah all the stuff Monocle Right but then he goes

You know Then he goes He changes into his fun clothes So he was just wearing the suit To show up with the power imbalance Yeah And he's a liar He's a liar

Bad start Bad first impression But you can tell this guy The normal guy is a nerd Because Oh yeah Yeah this is very autism That's funny

Yeah Autism coded Oh yeah He's like he's in my space That's funny He said that you don't wear us five minutes ago and now you're in a t-shirt. So, do you play Yu-Gi-O?

Yeah, he probably tries to cock him. He's like, he tried to wear the suit, so I cocked him by showing him my Pokemon card collection. You'll never have that. Care for a match? We sat down at the table, my wife starts cooking. Already it's uncomfortable situation to me because the hinge is missing from our conversation. We didn't vibe. We asked each other a question or two, and then,

would peter down until a new topic came out. They're having trouble making Conville, right? They're not able to connect. When the conversation dides down, the boyfriend spews sexual comments. So it is what we're saying. Pussy hound, dude. It's pussy hound, dude.

And it is like it gets like, you guys do anal? Like, you know what I mean? Also. Yeah. You guys also do anal? After the Pilates were, oh, no.

So when the conversation died down, and then saying that he wants to bend her over the kitchen table right now and that she could stop cooking and suck her dicks asking if... Awkward! It better if she sucks us off, huh? That'd be sweet. Both at the same time.

He goes, I don't like this. Nice ass, huh? Maybe put the spatula down and suck us off. Right? Right. Right. It's like, actually, I don't like that. I don't care for this lifestyle choice I've made.

Actually, it's wrong. After the plates were put away, I went to the bathroom, came back to them making out in the kitchen. Sorry, there you are. Oh, how you do it? When people say humiliation rituals. This is the humiliation ritual. Oh, the ultimate.

Don't forget, I'll leave some for you. Hey, I'll leave some meat on the bone for it. Your wife. I'll leave some meat on the bone of your wife for you. I can't imagine like the girlfriend, his girlfriend comes over and he goes, they're kind of making small talk and then the chick's like, oh man, I'd love if he came over and ate both of our pussies right now. Nope.

No. But then as I started doing the dishes, he pushed her down on the, wait, I forgot, this is a good thing. We need to talk about. This was my first time visually seeing my wife with another person and I was fine with it. But then as I started doing the dishes, so you're doing the dishes as this guy is making out with your wife on the couch. Oh, my God. The dishes can't wait.

They need all of this. Like, if you're doing this, you need a lot of rules. Oh, yeah. A lot of rules. I mean, rule one. I'm never meeting them. Yeah, I never made it. Rule two, not in my house.

Yeah, definitely not. Not in my house. Definitely not coming over. Rule three. No thanks, period. Yeah. He pushed her down on the couch, got on top of her, started making out and groping her. My wife said no, pushed him off, so he went to the bathroom.

He is a hound, yeah. Yeah, he is a hound. He literally went to a crank one out in the bathroom. She's like, wait. He stopped doing the dishes. He's coming out and asking you to smell his fingers. This is a nightmare. Like, this is worse than...

I don't need to smell your fingers. It's my wife. This is, like, worse than 10 years in prison type shit. Oh, this is a nightmare. But you know what? maybe this is what he needs to shake him out of this. I mean, you're right. Yeah, he just needs to see like,

but he's posting this in the polyamorous Reddit, right? Yeah. So a lot of people in, like a lot of people in the comments are just like, this is your jealousy that, you know, yeah, yeah, of course. Some people are like, you know, she needs to follow the rules.

You've made rules, rules, rules are rules. Right, yeah, yeah. But some people are in there kind of be. Just kind of like, this is a you problem. Hey, man, you look, like you signed up for this to a degree. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe you didn't sign up for this. for like these specifics but like you did sign up for this life so but is you know people always would

make that joke about like what would it look like the president uh having the president having sex like there's funny to picture like uh someone in a high position like doing something lowly like buying a famous person buying groceries or whatever is always just like a funny dichotomy but there when you have to actually think of the nitty gritty of this stuff it is so much funnier than the idea of it yeah because there is all this like nitty gritty logistic of this lifestyle. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, a lot of boundaries, a lot of rules. My wife said no. At this point, I talked to my wife and I said that your boyfriend was making me uncomfortable in my own home. Matt Walsh would not tell you who wouldn't you deal up with this.

I'm going down to the man cave. I wanted to tone it down. He walked up behind me, having gone in the hall and not actually gone to the bathroom and he said, don't mind me. I'm just eavesdropping. So you're, so he goes to the bathroom and then you go up to the bathroom. And then you go up to wife and you're just like listen I'm not about this life and he goes my ears are burning yeah you know what I'm really picturing actually right now is like you know uh when you go to like you ever see like a magic the gathering tournament yeah it's on picture and there's there's the alpha guy uh-huh the guy who has had sex he has two feathers in his cap you know what I mean and then there's like every other verse like this is like the kind of like the beta and the alpha of like the magic the gathering he's been tearing through the fat

chick in the Pikachu costume yeah exactly he's like the he's like the don Juan of the magic tournaments Yeah, he's got like two different women in, uh, furry costumes. And he like knows he can kind of like talk to women without like, like he can make eye contact with them and stuff. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's the goat. He's the ghost. He's the mystery of magic. I asked my wife to meet me private to express my, sidebar please, sidebar in the man cave,

please. She said, this is just how he is. Fast forward, they leave going on their date. I stay busy the rest of the day. Okay. That keeps the team. tears from coming. Organize my collections.

Star Wars, Star Wars Wall. The other figurines. I dusted my figurines to keep myself busy. Stay busy the rest of the day. Can't get a hold to my wife from noon until midnight. So I just, just 80 cent message. What's going on? Where are you? Hello? Hello?

I go to bed. He must have been fuming when he went to bed. No text. Having asked her to check in three times. Yeah. Excuse me. Check in, please. called her no response at 4 a.m. She woke me up.

4 a.m. she comes home, wakes him up, asking if you could spend the night because she'd out by 3.30 and it was an hour drive back to his house. So this guy drove an hour for the SNSNZ too. Yeah. P-st, dog.

Imagine though, though, after all that, you wake up to pst. Hey, brother. Hey, brother, can you shove over? I should shove over a bit. I'm gassed. Come on. Why if I take a sip of that water?

Hey, can I use that pillow? He's like, quit hogging the blankets. What have I, what have I got myself into? You don't mind if I sleep in the new day? Like, part of me feels bad for the sky, but like, I'm like, I don't know. They accidentally switch sleeping apnea masks. Just all three with their sleep apnea masks. What model's that?

That looks comfortable. Don't worry about it. all years just yeah three Darth Vader's that's that's I think that's most of the nightmare I can imagine is

you just fell asleep too after not getting a text back for 14 hours Hey brother I'm barely awake so I begrudgingly say fine my wife promises not to stay out late again and we go to bed

boyfriend sleeps in the guest room my wife and I had planned to go to breakfast but had to put a pause on that because the boyfriend hadn't woken up. He's making himself at home. I say we can get drive-through and my wife sends me out alone because she doesn't want him to wake up in the house by himself.

She tells me he'll be gone by the time I get back. At 10.45, I get home and he's still there. Oh, he's tuckered out from fucking giving it to the wife. Yeah, exactly. They went to a motel. My wife comes home, make some coffee because this guy, yeah, yeah. Probably in his mug, too. Little parts.

Watch for breakfast, fellas. A little peckish, huh? Yeah. None for Jim. He comes on with the food. I've only gotten two helpings. None for Jim? I hate this guy.

Because he was supposed to be gone. I didn't get him anything because he was supposed to be gone already. He ended up staying until noon. So that is the nightmare. He's just kicking around. Yeah. It's just like, so what's on the do? Yeah, what's on the docket for today?

What are we doing? today, squat. In his underwear, just walking around. I'd like it if you would leave, please. We had plans. Today's my turn with her. He ended up stinging till noon. He didn't say a word to me as he sat at the table drinking coffee and fist

bumped me goodbye. Fist bump. Better than the ragdoll handshake, I guess. Ragdall handshakes the worst, but fist bumps tough as well. That's not great. Banging the wife and then Fuck. Left some on the bone.

I love left some on the bone for you. Hey, you don't mind eating the grizzle, eh? Hey, take it easy on her. It's going to be a little sore. I want to ease it in later, if you know what I mean. Hey, by the way, my apologies if I loosened her up, eh? Yeah, the worst is if he wants to get in there and she's like, I kind of not feeling it today. Oh, of course, yeah.

She's like, a little fucked out. kind of over did it yesterday. Right, because you know his wife's gross. Yeah, of course. She's not in shape? No. She's tuckered out. Yeah, she's tuckered out.

And probably there. She probably got it a few times. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because that's the thing. It's like, you know, that guy has his day. Do you think he exploded the fist bump? Ah, probably.

And the snap. Hit him with a snap. He probably the handshake snap, too. That's what he actually did. Went in for the handshake and snapped. Oh, the snap. My least favorite handhake. It's an ultimate fucking game.

move. When he finally left, my wife asked how I thought it went. I expressed everything, told her his personality made me uncomfortable. He ignored me. So that's an interesting thing to be mad about. He ignored me. Yeah. So I guess

he's just sort of looking at the wife and then you're just like, oh, I did that too. He goes, sure you did, pal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good. Good stuff. Good for you. I actually saw that movie. I'm sure you did. So again, what were you saying? made me feel like a guest in my home. I didn't appreciate him spending the night,

et cetera, et cetera. My wife said, thank you for being honest. I don't know how to respond to your concerns. It's important to me that you like him. I need to think about this and shut the conversation down for now so we could focus on our planned day.

So he still went ahead of his plan day, which was like, I guess they had the water park had four. Yeah, all the stuff. Figuring Museum by Six. New Star Wars, probably Supergirl. I don't know how to handle this. I do not feel like a man.

So the question at its core is when you have a guy Who's banging your wife coming over? How do I feel like more like a man? How do I feel like more like a man around the man who's banging my wife? Yeah, maybe trying new lifestyle And they're arguing in the comments. It is really funny. But yeah, some people are on his side.

Sounds like this guy was inappropriate. Anyways, but that's about that's... Find a new one of my... By the way, you want to speak of shows before we move on to the Patreon. Patreon.com slash the boys' cast new episode every week. Yeah. Have you seen a preview for the show The Miniature Wife?

No. But is it exactly what I think it's about? They did. How many I shrunk the kids? But it's a guy and his wife turns into a miniature. And then it's just like, they've been pushing it trying to say that it's like this hit show. I can't imagine anyone watch this. And look, I've never seen anything that looks worse,

The Miniature Wife. Peacock Original. This looks like... Peacock's been pushing it. hard too, the miniature wife. Yeah, that looks like shit. It was the guy from success. You know what we both have to watch, which I meant to say

to you? We have to watch the show, but the feeder called. Oh, I didn't even, I haven't seen them. So there's this dude that had this LA body positivity cult. I saw that, yeah, I didn't know there was a documentary about it. Yeah, that's, so, they basically had a cult where all these... Yeah, and he was like all the chicks were like, he was so inappropriate.

He was like slapping their ass and stuff. Well, yeah, he told them, it's like, I have a house. It's like a body positive house. This is a place where you can go be fat and not be judged. Lo and behold, the guy wants to bang him all. Turns out he's a bit of a creep. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He wasn't just, yeah, he wasn't just a...

Free-room and bored and food. Yeah, and food. That's the big one. And he's just like, yeah. Foods and caps. He wasn't completely altruistic. He had some ulterior motives. So I think we have to watch the feeder called Doc and do a review.

Yeah, I'll watch it. But, okay, Patreon.com slash the boys. Guys, new episode every week. Appreciate all of you. We'll see you in a bit. Later.