The Boyscast with Ryan Long - The Correspondents Dinner Gets Shot Up, How to Steal for Activism, & The Bitcoin Conference

Episode Date: May 1, 2026

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We are here live at the boys, cast. Live in Las Vegas. Well, we're not live, but we're in Las Vegas. I'm barely alive. So Danny just did a full, what was it, three days? Three nights of fish and then two disco biscuits concerts following the fish concerts on Friday and Saturday night. I didn't actually realize you had backups after fish because that wasn't enough for you.

You didn't get your taste. You got to keep the party going. So what is it? Like a six hour concert at the sphere? The concert of the sphere is almost four hours. It's three hours and 45 minutes. And one night's not enough. You had to go again.

And you go over, well, we got passes. So the passes, you have tickets for every night. And then on Friday and Saturday, a Brooklyn Bowl, they have one in Vegas. A Brooklyn Bowl in Vegas, the disco biscuits, who, uh, pretty cool. And, uh, that show was from like 1230 to 3.30. So, and that's a 630 East Coast. Uh, correct. Yeah.

It's pretty fun. So we basically came out. We were in Vegas. Danny was already here. And we did the Bitcoin. And if people, I think people should watch it because we just finished our thing. And me and Danny, we actually worked way too hard on it. Yeah, we worked so hard on it.

You know, you want to, you want to take it serious. So we did this, we did this performance at the Bitcoin conference. Performance art. Performance art. It was kind of funny because everyone kept coming up to me after. And they're just like, you know, obviously like that was really funny. The audience wasn't good. We're like, no, no, that was exactly what we were.

Yeah, correct. Like there was no point where it was like, dude, this thing was in an airport hangar, first and foremost. Literally. The funny thing is, too, I went in. yesterday to scope it out. And then, because there was all these things going around on Twitter, like Cash Patel did his thing. And there's like, check, check this shit. There's 30 people there. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And it's, you know, 2000.

Well, that's like, that's it. The entire internet right now is just like, I was even cruising through Twitter and I saw so many people. Ryan loves cruising. I've been cruising through real life and through Twitter and through parks. But honestly, the amount of times I saw everyone being like Bitcoin conference, huge bomb, 30 people there. And what really happened was only 30 people were allowed to go to the first thing. Yeah, yeah. So yesterday was all just like VIP pass holders. So it was GA was today.

But anyways, so I was yesterday thinking, you know, there'll be 50, 100 people there. And then wake up this morning, the guy's like, there's going to be 4,500 people there. Dude, we planned for an empty. This is an airport hanger. It's like 8,000 person room. You can't hear a thing. You can't hear a thing. But the guy was like, there's going to be 40.

I'm like, wow, 4,500 people. That's way more than the 40. I thought there is 300. We made any of his comedy performance. We were just rambling. We have a six-minute speech where we're just rambling on, kind of like the intros we do for the podcast. And we went right after Curtis Yarvin does a debate with like this.

This guy who used to be like the work at Block, like Square or whatever. So he's like a Jack Dorsey. Yeah, he worked for Jack. Outer person. So we were told people around us. Well, people around us who we don't need to say anyone who was trashed anyone. But they were like he's the TDS guy. That's what you were saying.

tank time TDS guy but they're having the most intense debate of all time and then me and Danny come up and I'm rambling on about like my uncle's funeral and how I got kicked out of it and everyone like half probably there was 40 people there that were probably just like fans that came yeah and then the rest of the room there was just like what the hell is happening oh for sure and like because it's this giant it's at the venetian and they have this crazy convention space so there's 10 different rooms right so people are kind of you know we're the headliner yeah but people are kind of like bopping in and out of stuff too. So like there's people who came in midway who are just like, what fuck is this?

Like what are we even watching right now? I'm not clear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, and another thing about my uncle Frank. Honestly, though, we, me and daddy like practice that quite a bit. And then we, we, we fit, neither of us had to screw up. No. And they were supposed to put our slides on the screen and they didn't.

I mean, none of this matters that much. No. But we did just finish it and I'm kind of hyped up about it because I think it was actually pretty sick. Yeah, it was a good time. Yeah, it was good time. I was literally walking around and just Vegas, the casino and it was just like over and over again in my head just going over it. I had another person come up to it and he was just like, you know that thing. It's like, obviously you guys really know about Bitcoin. I could, I knew you were joking, but like obviously you guys are experts. It sounds like we don't know what the fuck you know. I know some things.

We did trick them. Yeah, yeah, we did trick them. We know some things. There was a, okay, here's the first thing that I thought was interesting with the culture is one, I didn't realize Satoshi like everyone's always speculating about who created Bitcoin. And doing that is like very taboo in the scene. Well, I guess, yeah. Yeah, I guess some people seem to think they're like, oh, I actually do know who he is. But I can't, they don't talk about it. The thing is he's dead.

That's what I thought the whole thing is, is that because no coins, he has a million Bitcoin or something and none of them have ever moved out of his wallet. It could just be the ultimate hodler. I guess, but I think that's their whole thing is there's like, they think he's his professor who died. And that's, and that's why there's no. never been any activity because he's dead. Well, what the guy said is if you accuse someone

of being Satoshi, you're putting a target on his head, you basically. So as you say your enemies are Satoshi, that's how you get rid of some people. This guy's Stochi over there. That was pretty funny. I didn't realize we have a group chat with a guy who's like a buddy of ours and he was, we've

talked about the guys who like lost some hard drive of Bitcoin and then they had to go to the dumps and petition the city to go to the dump to get it. We know a guy. Yeah, in our group chat, he was the guy from the New York Times article who yeah he lost a lot of big well he doesn't yeah

he lost like a bunch he lost like 500,000 dollars were there 500 million dollars yeah yes I think it's 7000 Bitcoin so I think at today's price it's uh yeah 500 million that's crazy I was oh yeah I was talking to Matt yeah and he was just like he said he was like a fan of ours yeah

yeah we're we literally have a group chat with this guy and he's like I didn't realize that yeah I didn't realize he liked I liked us and I didn't realize he lost all the Bitcoin and I didn't realize he knew us. Yeah, yeah. Well, from the sounds of it, he goes, he has other Bitcoin. Well, sure. He's doing all right. But yeah, I mean, look, I don't know how much Bitcoin you need to be able to just lose

7,000 of them and go on with your life. Go on with your life. Yeah. Not be, you know, new shopping. Anyways, and that last thing is you, I sort of think of Bitcoin Conference like a little more dorky where there was a lot of dudes with pretty hot chicks. Yeah, it's, there's a real, and you know what? It doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand why.

Yes, obviously. And I think, you know, if you went to some, ask someone who went to the Bitcoin conference eight years ago, it was all like libertarians and, uh, it was grimyer, like more off the grid people. Now it's just finance people. It's all finance, bro. And they're all like, how do we, you know, we have all these big. I did some weird, I did see some weird nerd looking guys, there are smoke shows though.

Yeah, well, that's why. So the weird nerd dudes, like the weirdos, those are the OGs. The guys, the guys, were there in the first place. It's like, yeah, he has a smoke show because he owned Bitcoin's in fucking 2005. Yeah, exactly. Like he bought it when it was a dollar. This guy owns 45% of the, yeah, exactly. So those Vegas. Those guys had a nice little glow up. Yeah, it's interesting to see though. Yeah. I also saw a decent amount of women that were like clearly probably a six that dolled themselves properly up to a nine five. Like the women in the Bitcoin. It's like a man in

stilts. Right. Basically a man in stilis. Yeah, I've been saying they put makeup on because God didn't finish their faces. God made men's face is perfect And he had to finish women The job with women Yeah, if I finished the job But I do think when you're looking out All these smoke shows

There was a lot of like sixes That did the work to get themselves to an eight They got the right hair They got the right stuff They were super fit They're dressing right I don't know what that is though Is that a rich guy

Who's convinced Who's like convinced his stick with the old wife How to look hot now Like they have enough money to do all the stuff Like you're getting the boobs You're getting this stuff Yeah Is that like, no, that's my old wife from when I was poor.

Right. Now I'm super rich. So we souped her up. So you, yeah, you put the spoiler on. For sure. Yeah, you put all, you got rims on or the whole thing. Look at you have an unlimited budget for looking hot. Yeah.

It's like, here is a list of, my friend, this is where we get boobs. This is. Yeah, Botox. I think there is a certain amount of money where you kind of just say, like, listen, this is how we were hot now. Right. Yeah. Also, there's an element for the wife where she's like, yeah, if I don't kind of keep up, he's going to dump me.

This is, I have an unlimited. budget. There's some self-consciousness. That being said, if some of the ones they were with before rich, they leave, we're walking away with half the Bitcoin. If they know where it is. If you are a woman that's like reasonable looking and you're that rich and you haven't figured out how to get to yourself up to an eight, that's on you? Yeah, that I agree. I agree. There's so many things you can do now.

But did you have any other takeaways from the conference? I hope people watch our video. Takeaways from the conference. It was cool. Yeah. I mean, everybody online's trying to I guess people who are like, you know, no coiners, as they call them. We're trying to like dunk on it being like, since it's empty. There's 30,000 people there. Yeah, I don't know where that's coming from. Yeah, yeah, it was crazy. Well, it was coming from yesterday where they're like, oh, look at this video.

There's nobody there. But again, there's 10 things going on at the same time. It's not like, hey, everybody, you have to go to this stage and watch this thing right now. They're like, no, I'm looking at this hot tub that makes Bitcoin. Yeah, there's a lot of crappy booths. There's an actual product there. Every booth you go to you go. What are you?

Trading cards. It's like, oh shit. I just pull the fucking Satoshi rookie. There's tons of crappy booths. What the fuck do you guys do? Like Bitcoin haircuts and you go, what does that mean? You go, I don't know. We just take words and Matt Gaffing together.

I think a lot of these products are more for a bull market. Sure. There's a lot of disposable income. You're like, I have 100,000 Bitcoin and you're just like, yes, I'm right now worth $500 million. You're like, yeah, sure. Bitcoin hair serum. Yeah, and then in a bear market, people are like, yeah.

I don't need that last year. I think I'm good. I don't need a $15,000 Bitcoin ski boot. No, no. Like there was in the, because we got these, for being speakers, we got these like VIP passes. I don't know if you saw, but there was a whole like a jeweler in there. Really? You see that there was like all diamonds?

What does he do, make Bitcoin? No, no, no. That's just straight. Like here's diamonds, diamond rings and stuff. And probably not. He's going to where the money is. Not going as well as it was last year. Sure.

He was cooking. Because you probably have to book this stuff a year in advance. So you're kind of tracking the Bitcoin price being like, fucking please be higher. Yeah, guys, like I'm down 60%. You think I'm fucking buying a diamond? You're like, I lost $40 million. I'm not buying a fucking diamond randomly in this place where people are just eating.

You're right. But if you're like, I'm up, as of this week, I'm up $8 million. Like diamond. Yeah, I want to. Sure. Sure. So the big news this week. I mean, obviously there's a bunch of pretty good ones.

But we'll start with Trump shooting. Yeah. Oh, I think you can say Trump passport. Oh, Trump, Trump passport. Danny loves the Trump passport. The Patriot passport. I mean, so apparently that there's going to be a limited edition. I don't know how it works.

Two genders on that passport for sure. One, just male only. I don't know if you can decline this passport. People will lose their fucking minds. Like if you're just, you know, some pink hat wearing. Well, your passport expires. What are you going to do? That's what I'm saying.

But like, is there an all, is this an alternate version or is it just like, if you need a passport in 2025 because it's the 200 or 20, I think so. For 2020, 26, sorry. It's the 250th anniversary. You're like, yeah, you just get the Trump one. It's minimum five years where every time you travel,

you just have to look at fucking Trump in your passport. And you can't deface it either. That's like a crime. Right. Right. So you can't like, you know, put a sticker or exit out or anything. Dude, there's someone right now that had their, had to get their birth gender on their passport.

And then also it's the Trump passport. Yeah, yeah. They're at the office, like, arguing for the X. And they're like, yeah, not only you're not getting an X, Trump's on your passport now. Yeah, this is people are not happy hilarious move hilarious troll job But here's the thing

So I was on the inside floor Of the shooting thing So I have a friend That was gonna go to that thing Because they wanted comedians To come to do stand up at that What was it called? The White House Correspondents

Dinner And they did a stand-up show there right And they were like Oh yeah I think it'd be a good thing To film videos And I'm gonna do the stand-up show And I was just like They weren't it wasn't like

money thing. They were like, oh, I think it would be like a cool and she was, uh, she's kind of like like live chick, but she was like wanting to film stuff and I was just like, don't do that show. Yeah. It's going to be bad. And then she messaged me being like, people are bombing right now. Oh, of course. Yeah, but I said I go that someone, that's a thing you do like, because you're like, the money's too, you go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go perform in front of the, all influencers. You know what I mean? Yeah. They're all looking at you like, I'm better than this guy. Of course. Who's this piece? I should be a comedian. Donald, Donald Trump Jr.'s watching you. You'd be like, I'm 10 times funny. Yeah. So it's like the worst thing. So it's like,

unless you panther. It wasn't, they weren't doing comedy for the White House correspondence. There was like a satellite. Right. The only way to probably kill in that is just to go hard on like sleepy Joe. Sure.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Like real like meme joke Elon Musk style. Like Elon Musk could probably do all right there. Elon Musk might do. Okay. But so she messaged me. She was like, you were right.

Thank you for that advice. This thing is like, I've never seen comedians do worse. And then I go, who's on? And her next message, she goes, someone just shot the place up. And I go, what? And she was like,

she goes, I don't know. I'm trying to find out if we're still doing dinner. She goes my sets in seven minutes. I'm still going to get out? It's like hungry comedians, you know, like just love stage time. I'll still go up. I mean, Trump literally did that. Dude, there was someone about to go on stage when that happened and they come and they're

like shut it down. And it was just like, thank you. Grove to DC. No, I think you're thinking like the best thing that ever happened to you. But there was a bunch of crazy thing. First of all, after it happened, you see one guy, there's all these videos. One guy stood up and he tried to get a USA chant going and it didn't stick. I was like,

US. Everyone's like, sir, come on. Come on. Yeah, yeah. And there's the guy just like eating salad or whatever.

Yeah. Oh, was that. Someone, oh, is Coleman was there. And he was with Lloyd Blank Fine, who was the former CEO of Goldman Sachs.

And they were like under a table together. Really? And Lloyd Blankine's like, you're going to finish your salad? I was like this whole thing's going on. That to me was crazy. Yeah. I love that Trump too.

Because Trump's like, someone's explained this before, but Trump's whole mind about everything is what's the best. TV, like similar to the Butler thing where he got back up. Of course. Right. So that's why he was like, yeah, I want to do. Let's keep this going.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This would be amazing TV if I show back up in half an hour and just get roasted. But there was a bunch of people that, uh, left before their wife and they have to have that video of, which maybe there's some protocol where they're just like, you know, this is part of being this, the secrets. You have to listen to the secrets. But you saw, did you see RFKs like cooking and Cheryl's like behind like, dude. Cheryl's like, like, curve.

Like Larry David runs out and just leaves Cheryl to die. Legitimately, Cheryl's like eight feet behind. I think J.D. Vance had one of those. Well, those guys get the secret service probably. And probably there were some people who thought that they were worth getting a secret service. That's a bad way to find out that you're useless. Yeah, you're expendable. Yeah, you're on the fire.

You're on the chopping block right now. So I don't know if you're getting there. There was so many people that probably found out where they fit in the. Yeah, like where you stand in terms of your value. but that would be forever just having that video of you just like 40 yards ahead of your wife oh I never hear literally the next day you go fucking wish you killed me you do just have to accept that there's uh in because what was if you think about it what was it like in our lifetime how many like assassination assassination and assassination in our lifetime I mean zero no I don't I don't mean in

our lifetime I mean like in the first like 25 years of our life I don't think there was one big thing Reagan. Reagan got, technically we were alive for Reagan. Okay. He got shot in the stomach, I believe. Point blank. Was that Hinkley, the artist? Who shot Reagan?

Arbole? Oh, no, no. Sirhan, Sirhan shot Reagan. Who shot Reagan? No, Hinkley. That was the guy who sells the art that we've been trying to buy. And he always tries to do the gigs. And then the gigs always get canceled.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or whatever. Oh, no, sorry, that was before, 81. So no, I don't think there has been a... Well, when this first happened and I got those members. messages. I thought they were fucking with me because I went and looked online everywhere and I didn't see it. And I was like, what is fucking this woman talking about? They shut the place up. And there was about, I don't know, 23 seconds where I'm looking on Twitter. Nothing's there. And then, right. So I got the news.

I got the news before that it hit to Twitter. I don't know what that means, but yeah, it felt like a, you're like a journalist. At the time, I felt like I had a scoop. It's like being a real journal. I was able to tell one person this happened before it hit the media. I would flip on CNN or Fox News. What are you talking about, though? Give it a second. Give it a second. You'll find out.

Yes, I get things a little before people. Yeah, it's like that, remember that TV show early edition where the guy got the newspaper a day in advance? Love that show. No. It was the guy who's like the coach from Sunday night, Friday night lights. Okay. Anyways, I was like when I was 12, that was the best show. Interesting.

Yeah, yeah. Probably, there's maybe one person watching right now who remembers early edition. I also wanted to post because as soon as it did start, I wanted to be the first guy to post. Like something about this doesn't add up. I was loving being and then and I could then I was a then I could take everyone every time anyone posts that I go this guy's just copying me. I was the first one to say that like if you one second in if I was the guy that like not making sense.

Yeah rough week for the Ben Stiller though. Well I'll tell you my favorite actually tell me the Ben Stiller stiller thing. So Ben Stiller. Ben Stiller got back to back. Yeah. Ben Stiller got back to back. So in relation to this he tweeted about the Knicks because all he does is tweet about the Knicks and his soft drink.

Right. He used to tweet about Trump. He wasn't a happy Trump camper. No, he wasn't a happy Trump camper. But I think maybe he realized it was bad for business. There was a little long in the tooth. But so he tweeted, got it done. Mm-hmm.

And people go, got what done? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But. Was that like the, yeah, as soon as the Knicks won he posted, got it done. And then like, got what done, Ben? But the best was he tweeted, he tweeted after maybe game one of the Knicks playoff series.

just tweeted all individual tweets like k n i c k s and the n went super viral like insane they was literally like 40 likes 40 like 10 000 likes it did delete the end did did did men still have to delete the end so it just says it kicks now he actually deleted the end he deleted the end yeah it's a bit of a scandal no my and that's his introduction to the n word tower because he's probably you know he's like 60 he was pretty kind of confused what was happening. Yeah, he's like, what's going on right now? People like delete it. No, my favorite, uh, conspiracy probably about this was that, and I will say before I do it, and I did a video about this before. It does seem like having a, having a fucking event like this where people aren't allowed to, where, where they're like, oh, you just go in. No metal detectors, no nothing. And you're just right beside the president. It does feel like, well, they have. I know. No. No. So they had to get into the hotel. You could get into the hotel. You could get into the hotel. but then to get into the actual area.

And the funny thing is, is John Hickley shot Reagan at the same hotel. Oh. So John Hinkley Jr. came out and he's like, yeah, they should really stop having events with the president into that hotel. Like the guy who shot Reagan was like, yeah, you know what? It's, that hotel might not be that safe for people. And again, Trump's trying to get this ballroom made so that they don't have to do this stuff. Sure.

You don't have to go to the Hilton hotel. Yeah, that was one of the things a lot of people were just like, this is all a big ballroom ruse. Yeah. The funny thing about the conspiracies is people are saying, oh, you know, Trump set this all up and it's fake. But if you really think about it, it's actually surprising how infrequently people try to kill him. You're saying this is low numbers. Fours a lot. It's probably most assassination attempts for any president.

Yeah, yeah, but you would just think, you know, I don't know, I mean, I don't remember anybody hating a president to this degree in my lifetime where it's like their identity. Not in our lifetime, but I'm sure it's happened in other places. Other places, sure, yeah. Or in other times. Yeah, I don't know. I just like that apparently Dr. Oz, you know, the guy who took Rogans. No, Oz the Mental. Yeah, not Dr. Oz.

His name is Oz the Mentalist. Yeah. But he was there, right? He was doing a bit with him. Right. At the time, he's getting the new codes. Yes, but also Oz was the person who got Joe Rogan's pincode to send a message to him. Yeah.

And then not, you know, a little bit of quincy. So that was one of the things that. He's got an early life check on owes the mentalists. Pearlman? checks out yeah yeah so basically oz perillman

got the fucking he got the call from Israel yeah yeah he was going he goes you know okay just focus on here

and now look here okay look here look at this card now you're shot that was the plan that one was making me laugh yeah that was funny that Oz was in on it

and then Kimmel yeah Kimmel did a little roast I thought one I was just like yeah we've done this before Yeah, we've already done. He comes out on top. Well, not only does he come out on top, but again...

It's a bad fight to pick. I saw Adam Carolla kind of react to it and, you know, he makes a good point where it's only bad because something happened and, you know, it's just like coincidentally. Like, if he made that joke and that didn't happen, nobody would give a shit, but... Sure, but if your point is that people shouldn't be making those jokes or whatever, right? You already know that it doesn't work when you go at Kimmel for the jokes. He makes like every time it just makes him more famous and now he has six months of people watching a show again. He got his contract extended.

I mean, yeah. People can't help themselves. The only thing is, is again, they're, you know, because they do are in charge of like the FTC or whatever. And ABC has like one of those like the FTC licenses.

You know, they might again just put the pressure on to just like actually just remove their license or yank them off the air. Yeah, that's FCCC is coming out of. They do have some leverage in that. But again, that'll just,

you know, make Jimmy Kimmel more popular somewhere else. 100%. It puts definitely that shoving. It's not, it doesn't work. It's not there. Yeah. Like, if anything, just, I know Trump has a crazy hard on for Jimmy Kimmel and vice versa,

but ignoring it is way better move. Danny had the best article. This is by Daily Express, US. This is a hot take. Hot off the press. Photo exposes Donald Trump grabbing Melania's butt. During King Charles White House visit. Yeah.

Big deal that a man would put his hand on his wife's ass. He's coping a feel. Yeah, coping of feel. Just, you know, it doesn't, I can't even tell. This is it like a full squeeze or, no, he's just kind of resting it below the small back. Nothing crazy. I mean, this dude was, people forget. That's a slow news day, though.

But it wasn't a slow news day. It's just like, if it's Trump, they love it. But literally, like, this guy was like the biggest pussy hound of all time. Right. Like, people forget that Trump was, you know, an all-timer, like on the cover of Playboy. and, you know, doing photo shoots and all the stuff. He went to used to go on Howard Stern and just talking about how much ass he was crushing. So, like, now it's like some scandal.

You're a king and believe he touched his wife's ass. Malarious news story. That is one of those news stories when you're writing and you go, this isn't why I didn't to be in a news, man. Yeah, you're like, is this why I went to journalism school to, uh. Well, this is him. Did you see? So he interviewed with the, I think it was 20 minutes. Was that what it was?

The 20, 2020 or 60 minutes. Is that what it's called? you be the interviewer I'll show you what he did he goes so they asked him and they're just like what did you think about the manifesto when he says you're a pedophile what do you think about the manifesto when he said you're a pedophile

you piece of shit yeah you're disgusting oh yeah you deserve to be in a fucking puddle outside of here you are disgusting and they go do you want to Kenzie goes no no continue the interview but you are a disgrace you were disgusting we had Nora O'Donnell

and then I mean she had her good comeback Your face makes me sick why do you think he was referring to you with that she got him on that she goes oh wait you thought he was talking about yeah for sure you fucking piece of shit it was like basically it was a mob

it was a mob you know the waiter spilled something on the mobster and he just looks at him and he goes you fucking gummoosh yeah I didn't like that was he around you costa Michael Tracy's story

oh this is so funny so at that night Michael Tracy Danny's boy Michael Tracy yeah Epstein did nothing wrong Michael Tracy and the night of the White House correspondent's in there I guess there was like a vanity fair party

because you know it's like it's kind of the Oscars for I would have thought Michael Tracy wasn't really like getting invited to things anymore he got the invite because he's still an inside man right I guess you know he's he's been a somewhat like normal journalist it's just like most of the move to substack they can't really like ignore them so anyways he got the invite and then

Jim Acosta he used to be on CNN who was like hated Trump and you know he's been all on like the Epstein class like all the pedophiles stuff and I guess was like taking some shots at uh Michael Tracy so anyways they got into it because Michael Tracy was talking you know they're just talking shit to each other than Jim Ocasa threatened to fight him like he's like let's go take this outside and then Michael Tracy was like I'm outside of the fucking Hampton Inn if you want to fight me right now what do you mean

you tweeted that yeah he tweeted you posted a photo of like the Hampton Inn oh that's like Jim Acosta's not saying at the Hampton Inn Michael Tracy is which again goes I didn't so Michael Tracy doesn't have cash like that no Well, and that's the funny thing is Michael... The love of the game. Michael Tracy constantly, like, constantly gets accused of being on, you know, the payroll. That's why he's defending Epstein. And his thing is he's like, I'm broke.

Yeah, he's like, I don't have any money. I live in a one-bedroom apartment in New Jersey. 98 Corolla. He's like, I'm saying at the fucking Hampton Inn. I defend Epstein for the love of the game. Yeah, I just love of the game do it. You know, so it's the notion of the two are them fighting each other. Yeah.

So he said he goes, I'm outside of the hampton. Hampton roll up if you're a man. And then Acosta didn't come. And hell no. Acosta's a fucking pussy. And they're still like on Twitter being like, let's set Michael Tracy's like, Jim, let's set this up. Celebrity boxing.

Aiden Ross. He was boxing. There is only one way to solve these things. And that's Aidan Ross's celebrity boxing. Yes, exactly. You know, that's the only way Michael Tracy's going to get a real bag is if he fights for it. Do you see the guy? Because I think they were trying to look into polymarket things.

and there was some bets that some people were saying looked weird. Well, there was one of the Special Forces guy. He got arrested. Well, that's why I was leading into. But I think there was one about the Trump thing. But then also before they, yeah, that, well, you explained special forces. I don't know if it was related to Iran or Venezuela, but some Special Forces person made 400 grand betting on one of, or Maduro being captured, I think. He was Murdoro.

Yeah, he was Maduro. So just betting on Maduro being captured, which technically. But he's going to jail. Yeah, he's going to jail. I mean, it's a crime. and you just do not need that kind of stuff going on. But I mean, technically, even if he knew they were going into Venezuela, you're like, well, you can't be sure Maduro, you're going to get Maduro.

Like they probably had a good idea they would. But that wasn't the slam dunk of it. But isn't that the whole pitch is they're like, this is, yeah, you have inside information. That's the point of this. And then the government's like, yeah, and you're not allowed to disseminate that. Is that kind of what's going on? What is he getting arrested for? I honestly don't know because.

I have the article. You know how like famously with crypto is it takes. takes time for regulation to catch up to this new technology. Like they don't have, you know, obviously there's insider trading stuff related to equities, but I don't think they have laws relating to using insider information to bet on. He was indicted on charges that included unlawful use of confidential information for personal gain theft or nonprofit, or nonprofit, government information, commodities fraud and wire fraud. Okay.

So it's fraud. Yeah, they get you on wire fraud. Wire fraud's the catch all that they invented that they get you on literally anything they think is a crime. They just go, yeah, you literally use. use the phone. It's the state lines thing. Yeah, it's literally like, yeah, you call the phone out, you used the phone, wire fraud. Yeah, yeah. I, my whole life for a long time, I thought wire fraud was like, oh, sending like a bank wire. Me too. Yeah. Of course. And it's like, no, it's using the wires. Yeah. I was sure that when someone got wire fraud, you're like, this guy

probably wired so much money. Wired so much money. You're like, no, he made a phone call and he used the telephone wire. Or I would have thought it's like, you know, you get someone to wire you money and you were scamming them. But it's why bank wires for sure. I thought that for I definitely didn't think it was someone was doing a crime and during that crime they used the phone. They used the phone, yeah. And they just use the phone and use the wires. Yeah, yeah.

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I don't think he lives in Vegas but he always does these Vegas I saw but this feels like they're this feel tell me this doesn't feel like they're speaking like just a different language You guys are not going to internalize this chart and be using it like ninjas tonight. But what I want you to understand is you, DHV, you're getting interest from her. Great. Move it forward into A3. She doesn't move into A3.

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Okay. Yeah. And then she moved into A3. So you're not demonstrating... Okay, what's A3? A3 is a... A3 pickup. I think I'm getting...

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So essentially if you skip, if you do DHV, you move over to A3 and then you're not kind of like getting signals and you move back to to demonstrating high value. But like anything, the trick to making money is to create a lingo. Like if you can create a lingo, like universities, they create a lingo. Like the trick is for all this stuff is you create a lingo and then you can sell basically understanding the lingo. Of course. Yeah, yeah. And you just like you set up all these. I mean, this is literally, he has a book called the mystery method. nine pickup artist tactics reviewed.

That's mysteries. That's mystery's book. Yeah, yeah. So, no, this isn't mystery. Oh, this isn't mystery. No,

no, this is the other guy. But I'm saying they all, they all have like their own language, right? For sure. Well, that's what that way you can charge money to teach it. But then also you can be sitting at a table on the middle of a restaurant talking

about smashing pussy and no one knows what you're talking about. I think they're talking about chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just like A3, dHV, like all this sort of stuff and no one knows what you're talking about.

You're like, what are you talking about how to fuck you? Yeah. How to trick you into having sex with me. Okay. This is probably my favorite thing this week is. So I'm going to read the headline. The Waverly Inn deletes footage tries to bribe worker after drunken kiss from owner's wife lawsuit.

I mean, I don't love this, but it is kind of a win for the boys. Buddy, it's just, I mean, this is a win for comedy. So you have to understand. So this guy, it's the, he's like super rich, right? Super rich. New York, like basically, he owns all these. restaurant. Dude, he owns the Jane Hotel.

Yeah, and the Chelsea Hotel. Yeah, yeah. It's just like this super rich investor guy. And his wife is the cliche billionaire's wife with the business that loses a million dollars a year, right? So she has this business, which is called Lingua. And so basically what she does is she has cashmere sweaters with activist slogans on them. Okay.

And she tries to sell the celebrities, right? Right. Like, here, this is the thing right here. So it's like democracy isn't a spectator sport. We have history is watching. Okay. So like a lot of orange man bad stuff. Well, it's a lot of like feminist stuff.

Enough. But $400. Listen to old women. Listen to old women, but it's a $400 sweater, cashmere sweater. We say gay. Okay. I read band books. It's all of them.

Right. So his wife of this multi, I, you know. Like, she looks a little little wetter whistle. She doesn't have any tax the billionaires, though, eh? No, no, no, no. That one, she's ambivalent about it. She's sort of been, she's definitely been staying away a little bit from the tax

the rich business. Uh-huh. But she, she sticks more on to keep marching. So she wants you marching. No, she definitely wants you marching. She wants you comfortable when you're marching. She wants you marching. She wants you marching in Kashmir.

In Kashmir. So can you think of anything more of like just Rich Lib than you go, I have a $500 shirt business with activist phrases on it? Yeah. to the march for the poor so you can wear a $700 knitted cashmires. So this is 300. Keep marching is 400 bucks. Here's the thing.

So, you know, there obviously is a market for, you know, high-end stuff. And it's one of those things where when you start a business, sometimes you're like, I'm trying to solve a problem for myself and therefore it'll solve problems for other

people. She probably went to one of these marches and they're like, yeah, the only shirts here are like $20 just like gilden pieces of shit. Yeah, yeah. She's like, I would love a $400 cashmere. I don't want to be marching in a paper sack, yeah.

Dude, this trash. No, so she has veterans for democracies, $400. Oh, yeah, because veterans love $400 cashmere sweaters. That's what I'm saying. For veterans. For veterans. $400 cashmere sweater. I want to see a dude with like a fucking NAM hat on, you know, like one of those Vietnam hats and then cashmere sweater.

Everyone knows. Yeah. You finish NAM. And if you, well, it's going to have to be a good day of begging. Yeah, it's going to be. Yeah, you got to be pretty good. day. Just educate her, and that's

420 bucks. Educate her? Yes. Is that like girls go to school? Girls should... Is that a problem in America? Yeah, I think, well, right now, women only go to way more school, but they need to go to way, way more school than men.

We need to go to all the school while men need to go to no school. Then she has one that says Nantucket, March for Freedom, 780 bucks. And you know these are made in a fucking sweatshop, by the way. Oh, here's a good one. It's a cardigan for $380 and it just says I heart NPR. So anyway, NPR sound like. There's so many of them.

Can you just give us the $380 instead of supporting this woman? Democracy dies in darkness. Most of them are $380.80. She just scrapes Twitter for slogans and then slaps them on cashmere. Puts them on cashmere. Sells it for $400. Right. So she has this business.

Yeah. Which I would imagine is bleeding money. Oh, yeah. Like how many of these March. for Freedom shirts is she selling for $400, right? Probably, I'd say a couple dozen a year. Right. So then on top of that...

The thing is she has warehouses like full of this stuff. Oh my God, yes. The Jane Hotel just has three rooms and you can't open. Yeah, exactly. They just can't rent them out. It's just storage. It's pretty expensive storage. Yeah, so she has three rooms you can't open at the Jane Hotel just full of her

cashmere sweaters, right? So then she's, uh, she's working on this business and then she's at his restaurant. and then there's like, I don't know if the guy was like a basically a fry cook. Yeah, he's just like our, you know, front of house, something, and then she's out here

trying to smash the fry cook. So you're like, you're like billionaire dude. Own half of New York. Obviously, I'm exaggerating, but he owns a big, this guy's rich as fuck. He's got some wife.

She's got a business selling activist slogans where she's bleeding money. And then also she comes to your restaurant and she tries to smash the younger employees. Yeah, not, yeah. She gets blacked out. That's the key here.

Is that she gets, He has a couple. She has a few martinis. So she has a few martinis. Yeah. You know, obviously drinking away the profits. He probably isn't dicking her down. Well, she sold a shirt last month.

She's got to celebrate. Just rang up a sale. And then she sort of texted the guy. So the guy, she tried to kiss him. And I think, obviously I know what you're saying where you're just like big deal. You know what I mean? But the guy obviously was like dollar signs. No, no, I agree.

That's what I'm saying. I don't love the thing. I agree with you there. Because I think it's a bad look for a man. but then also a girl tried to kiss you yeah but if the rules were reversed like every woman would do this they aren't reversed though yeah yeah so like you know what i mean i don't live in that world i live in the the world where if one of my friends came up to me and they're just like if you came out to me and you're just like i don't know if i could podcast today you go i just went through

something go what happened you go that old bitch at the bitcoin festival tried to smooch me you go it's blacked out you tried to kiss me yeah i just yeah but like look if it was the husband and he's trying to kiss a waitress. You're like, yeah, she's going to see the shit out of him. And he saw the same thing. He was just like, cha-ching, right? Jackpot. So then she got the vibe of this.

So she woke up in the morning. Yeah. You know, after time went on. And they had a text because I think he said something along the lines of, you know. Well, she made him an offer. Well, yeah, he said, like, let's make sure you get you home and make sure you don't do something you regret. And then she just like wakes up. She goes, what's your Venmo or cash app?

How much do you think she was trying to hit him? I bet you. And $380s, my guess. I bet it was $5002 cashmere, two cashmere lips. Gift certificate. What's your email? I just want to send you a gift certificate. Unlimited cashmere.

I'm with her sweaters. I'm with her sweaters. As many as you can get. So, and then the guy was just like, the fact that you're sending me money. I know this is a field. Well, that's, I think I. The thing's just funny all around, but I do agree with you on the underlying thing. The guy's being a bitch.

See, I think her mistake was the Venmo. Yeah, I know. Because the moment that she's like, let me send you some money. goes, oh, so I can get money out of this. Well, I definitely can get more money than you're about to send me. She wasn't thinking, man. And that's the problem with her. She doesn't think.

She thinks in Kashmir. She doesn't think when she started this business. No, no. Because if she just ignored it, probably wouldn't have been that big of a deal. No. The fact that she's like, let me send you some money and not in exchange for anything. It's kind of like, oh, you just admitted you did something wrong. Well, that's exactly what is.

This guy's like, I'm, you know, payday, right? Yeah. So then now, I mean, she's going to be, the husband's going to be paying out of the fucking union. settlement's not gonna. So this girl's been just bleeding him dry. Oh, yeah. I will say, even on the topic you're sort of, I've been,

obviously I did a video about like call her daddy and all that sort of stuff. And there do need, there do needs to be at some point where you're just like, I think most normal people are just like, okay, obviously feminism was out of control. Yeah. The red pill stuff got a bit much. There needs to be a point where there is some sort of truce. Yeah. Where they're just like, listen, ladies, you're not allowed to do the I'm a slut podcast. and convince girls to be sluts.

You know what I mean? We're done with the activism. In return, we're not going to do any more of the OnlyFans' Ho's Come On Podcasts and Get Destroyed. Get destroyed, which, I mean, again, it must be, like, these chicks at this point, like, you know, the early stages of whatever podcast, you're like, oh, what's kind of going on here?

You know what's happening. And they still show up. And I don't know. Well, they're winning. Women as a whole aren't winning. OnlyFans chicks, individually that go on that podcast, you're like, oh, what an idiot. Why would you do that?

She must have it $20,000. Yeah, he's made a bunch of money. I mean, I can't fathom the concept that someone watches some chick get destroyed on whatever and then goes, yeah, I'm still going to sign up for a movie. It 100% is happening. No question happens. I just can't. That's called having your cake and eating it too. But you know what I see a lot of that.

Someone pointed this out so then now I've been noticing it whenever someone posts like when a chick posts like a photo that isn't that. that isn't supposed to be sexual, but obviously, like, let's say you can see a little titty meat. Yeah. Just look at the bookmarks. Oh, of course. Of course. Dude, when I posted that photo with the big fake tits,

I had like 200 bookmarks. No way. But maybe people are bookmarking because there's... No, wait, did I not tell you about... Wait, did I never bring this up or did I only tell this to my wife? I'm not sure. Oh, my God. I don't know how I...

Dick surgery? Dude, so I posted that on Facebook. Yeah. Okay? Your tities? The me with the fake titties with the nipples blacked out. Christine Aum's husband. I got so many DMs on Facebook from men with fire emojis.

No. Oh my God. I thought I brought this up. I can't believe I forgot about this. Dude, it was I couldn't fucking believe it. I was like, what is going on? Is this like some kind of mistake? Dude, literally I was getting all these messages like, I got heart, heart eye emojis from like guys in India.

So there's just Indian dudes out there messaging like what they're considered to be trans dudes. And it's, oh, they could they were blinded. Yeah, like they get in like a blinder when they don't see that's my. They don't even see, uh, the beard because they're in a titty trans. Yeah. Like potentially. I mean, if they're, I mean, if you with tits is getting messaged. I mean, that means these guys firing them off.

It's crazy. Like, oh, man, I can't find you. Slicker. Here we go. Yeah. Dude, I got literally like, dudes. sending me like fire. Just read it.

Uh, well, no, just fire emojis. It's just like, I'm getting fire emojis. You're just showing me how many guys, heart emojis like literally, uh,

heart eyes. Like, dude, I could not, I was like, what is going on? It was the, I was like,

it made no sense. Dude, I think a lot of people's, the porn hub, sci up the being, into being into trans people now. Yeah. I guess.

That's possible. And you didn't do that they're horny too, man. You know what I mean? Dude, it was like, I could not believe it. Well, message some of them and be like, I'll show you the real thing. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't get any please open.

See what you can get for a B. See if you can get a hundred bucks. Be like 100 bucks. But here's the thing. I've posted a lot of stuff on Facebook. I don't think any individual piece of content I've ever posted on Facebook ever received more than like one or two direct messages. Okay.

Like people comment on the post. This one I got a dozen direct messages. I mean, that is how girls live. Yeah, that's how they live. Like, a remotely hot chick, her is just 20 DMs a day. And it's just that for posting a photo of them like at the grocery. And it really goes to their head.

Yeah, I had to pose like full tits, giant ones. I always have to explain to women. She's like, oh, yeah, I get so many DMs. Just like every other girl does. That's actually the average. You're average. Yeah, you're not impressive. You getting 20 DMs a day.

You're an average woman. Yeah, not impressive at all. You come talk to me when you have nine stalkers, okay? People waiting outside. Yeah, I walked outside your house. I don't see anyone. I don't know. So if you have nine, yeah, that's,

you were an average woman. Yeah, that's correct. Congratulations. You're a restraining orders. You know, it's, I'm glad they give you a little boost.

Yeah, yeah. Gives you a little boost, sure. I'm glad, yeah, I'm glad that. I mean, I had a little pep in my step the next day. I'm not going to wrong.

But just I, I couldn't believe it. Like, and these weren't like ironic. It was just like some guy in fucking Uttar Pradesh. Being like hard emoji. Right. Fire emoji.

I'm like, what's that hell? That's how they're living. Yeah, it must be just so sexually repressed. That's what I think. Men and women need to have a truce where they say, listen. The women, you're going to knock all that stuff out. And in return, which is a pretty fair return, because that's the thing that they've been the most fired up about. They go, we will put a pause as the male unit.

And they're going to have to get bought out. You know, the same, it's like eminent domain, you know, when the government comes and takes over your house. But they give you a fair market value. Yeah. So you'd have to go to the three or four main exposing the sluts podcast. And you have to say, listen. and we're going to pay you out, and that is returned,

the women are going to be these, and then that's, this is a truth. Like, we just want to nationalize these podcasts. No, no, no, no. You're not, I know how they did with,

no, you're paying them to stop. I mean, you go, listen, we'll give you $8 million to not do any more. Right. I mean, I think most of these people are just like,

I'm doing this for the money. Right. I don't know. I think a lot of these. Alex Cooper payout. You could be like, you could talk about anything else, but they're bringing on the only fans hose.

Listen, this isn't a perfect world. I'm not saying this is going to happen. But that's the only way that Cherise is going to happen. Because if women want to be like, you know what, we want this to stop, but we're not going to stop any of our stuff, you go, good luck with that. So I think you need to have some sort of give and take. Sure.

Yeah, yeah, I think that's a good idea. I don't know. I don't know how it'll get done. But anyways, the Waverly. The Waverly husband is not having a good day. Yeah, he's not having a great time. But probably my favorite, actually. It was on the topic of, you know, the kind of New York Times,

lying New York Times. Lion New York Times. Upper West Side ladies of New York. So Asan Piker's been doing this like press tour, which I'm sure you've seen a bunch of much from it. Yeah. But it's like, they have a really,

really hard time. I know a lot of these people. And it's very much an aesthetic, right? So I think a lot of them have like an extremely hard time dealing with anyone that's like to the left of them. Because they, you know, in their mind, you go, anyone that comes on and says something more left. Like they don't know how to react kind of?

Right, because their instinct is just, yes, I'm for all the stuff. And you go, we're new stuff. And they go, oh, yeah, well, that I'm, I'm for all the stuff. And they go, well, there's new stuff now. And they go, well, I'm for that then, right? So they, do you want to hear what it is? You go, no. No, because what am I going to argue with you?

Like, you can call me fucking, right? Yeah, like a fascist bootlicker. Right, so they have, they have nothing, you know what I mean? So I, they have a very hard time. Like, when Osamaiker goes on these podcasts and you're just like, yo, we should fucking steal and shit. And they're just like, is that what we're doing now? Yeah, micro looting.

Yeah, so there's New York Times at this article and I said, micro looting is a great way to be anti-capitalist. Basically, came on the podcast. It's like, honestly, hilarious. Yeah. Oh, they're legitimately like, yeah, you know, steal from whole foods. You know, steal a couple things from whole foods. They weren't even doing the, it was weird.

It wasn't even the checkout scam, though, which is the standard stealing from whole foods. You got grab a couple extra. Yeah, I already checked out. And my wife was like, we need some lemons. And he goes, fucking, I'm out. Wait in the line. I just grab some lemon. lemons walked out.

Stick it to the man. Yeah, you go. It's like light work if you're stealing lemons. I mean, listen, everyone's been there where, whether it's you or your friend, where you're fucking 12 years old and people are stealing and you have some moral code

about it. You're like, well, I only steal, you know what I mean? Of course. You go, I'm stealing from the bad guys.

Yeah, exactly. I'm stealing from the back. I'm not stealing from some mom and pop. Right. But it's kind of like, uh, it's like a 12 year old ideology sort of thing.

Yeah. But basically it is funny. You go, basically, you just say, I want to do whatever I want to do. It's like a woman that gets divorced and she was like, well, I had to do this for me.

I had no choice. And I mean, I do micro-eluding. That's the thing. I am a micro-leuter. I don't pretend I'm great. No. You know what I mean? You don't come at me and you go, listen, I did my part.

Yes. My micro-eluding only entails removing paywalls. Micro-eluding, macro-tooting. Macro-tooting, yeah, yeah, but only removing paywalls. Oh, actually, that was one of the ones. There was a book that was like the ethics of stealing or something like that. Fuck, I thought I wrote it down. Ethics of Stealing?

Yeah, I can't remember what it was called, but it was just like how to, why stealing is ethical in capitalism or something like that, right? And then a bunch of people like took the book and then put it online for free and then they sued them. Right, of course. It was just like funny. Well, that was like at least the funny thing in the microleading article is all these people are in the comments were like, yeah, well, I'm removing the paywall.

And the guy goes, yeah, it's fine. Or this guy. Yeah, he knew that. Yeah, he knows what that. He goes, yeah, that's cool. Well, but yeah, I've been loving it because it's sort of, there is. is if you are the classic sort of like 55 year old like boomer lib lady it's like you don't want people stealing from you no right but they have to sort of it's just funny watching them have

to go along with all this stuff where they're just like yeah also and you're just like also anyone that's got like a house at they on you just be able to smash the windows and she's like for sure we're doing that now too love it do you think actually all the inflation that we're experiences is actually caused by everybody just like accepting like the inflation actually came from self checkouts getting put everywhere and couldn't have helped stealing so much that that's actually causing the inflation. I did not help. Yeah, it didn't help. But they're saying, small theft from large corporations,

but it's, I guess if I was to put my finger on why this stuff makes me laugh, it's like the academicizing. Oh, yeah, of course. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Of the just, whatever I want to do, I have like an academic theory sort of around it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like why.

Plato discussed this. Why smashing tons of women outside of your wife is actually a really good idea. Yeah. It's totally not a bad thing. But it kind of does go back to the, I always say it's like, you know, the dude, the way that you treat your thoughts

where they just be like, yo, you should fuck that girl. And you're kind of like, no, you know, whereas a girl has like thoughts being like,

yeah, you should fuck his brother and being like, well, there's actually maybe a real, like, such a queen. You,

you, it's about, you deserve this. Right, it's all about rationalized backwards from your conclusion. Yeah. You know what I'm in? It's always justification.

Right. So there's like, one is like, I want to steal. and you go, well, we don't want people just stealing from you. And you go, well, I'm in the category of people that shouldn't, no, we have categories

of who should be stolen from. I'm in the category of good guy. Right. You don't know what I mean? You go, yeah, I've made a list of who's ethical to steal from and who's not. And you go, who's ethical? It's like, well, obviously, me is unethical.

So you kind of work backwards from the world that you hope to see. Sure. Yeah. Small theft from large corporations is seen by some as morally different than theft from individuals. That would be fair.

But the more, part you go okay so if you steal from like a corporation and they raise the prices and then poor people pay more for stuff and you go so you actually made people pay more you go would that be good say that the poor people don't shop at the well because you know see this is where you have to go you go okay well you have to shop you have to steal from corporations that only serve rich people like I steal from the Rolex store right yeah yeah because like obviously you know well you go to a Walgreens and just now everything's fucking locked up and so they kind of were just like you know the poor Here's we go.

Well, the Rolex store has insurance. So now they could claim out of the insurance and then insurance went out for everyone. And poor people have insurance on their house. So now they just pay more because the insurance company's premium. So you look at it and you go, see, listen, if you all look at it and you go, yeah, I steal, it's probably not good.

Yes. But here we are. Price are at control. I'm just struggling to survive. My favorite justification for people stealing from Whole Foods is like, well, Amazon owns it. And, you know, all the, they go, all the theft is actually just a write-off

against their other businesses. Really, it's kind of just a wash. It's Kramer with the write-offs. You write it off. You go, what does that mean? You go, I don't know, but they do, but they're the ones writing it off. Literally, nobody was armed from this, except for maybe the federal government. Yeah, yeah.

It is really therapy woman that's, like, read a lot of weapons, like the therapy that they figured out how to justify any move that they've ever made. I just sat in my bed all day long. He's like, well, no, that's goblin mode, and I needed that. Right. It's the jail sketch of the women we did. I mean, a man will just steal and he'll be like, yeah, it's not my, yeah, I probably shouldn't steal, but here we are.

It's also not my personality. I'm not running a blog post about it. I just sometimes steal. This is, yes, I stole and you should too. I'm actually, not only am I not worse than you for stealing. I'm better than you. It's like, what are you doing by not stealing? Like, can we come on?

Yeah, not all the rage. Not only have, am I not. immoral for stealing. You're actually immoral for not doing this. Correct. Yeah. So corporations themselves break rules so people feel justified breaking rules back. Theft is a symbolic protest. That's my favorite one.

Thief, yeah. Justify it however you need. Whatever you got to do, man. It's a symbolic protest. Does it count as a symbolic protest if hopefully there's no idea you're doing it? You know, they just at the end of the month, they go, yeah, this is where it's where it's shrinkage was. Oh, a lot of protesters.

Was you walking out of the store with a cantalub fighting the man? Yeah, you go, what exactly are they protesting? What is the protest? You're processing Amazon? Are you protesting Whole Foods specifically?

Are protesting inflation? The government? Like, what's the protest here? All of the above. All of the above. I'm just sticking to the man. I had a really good day protesting yesterday. What happened?

Went to bulk bar and protested with a handful of M&Ms. Look at this hall. Protesting hall. All day. Yeah. And then I, And then right after there, I went to Walmart, processeded some shoes from the Saxon Avenue,

did a little more protesting, a little higher end protesting. A little higher end protesting in socks. Actually, I didn't have been to protesting at some houses on the way back. Went through someone's car, protested a stereo. Well, I went and protested,

grabbed a ball of clava so I could do some more, a little higher risk protesting. Grab my protest, my name, blah clava. Yeah, so that one's my favorite is that I'm actually, not only, By the way, as if any of these six-year-olds,

or like, as of any of the women in the New York Times orbit who are going along with this on Piker, if any of these people are ever having the guts to steal anything ever. No, no. If anything, they're getting their, like, housekeeper to do some stealing and then she gets deported. Right, right, right. And they said, even in summaries, critical of the piece,

participants reportedly drew lines, stealing from libraries, diners, and public taxpayer-funded institutions was treated differently than stealing from large private corporations, so it wasn't presented as all theft is fine, And so this is a defending them basically saying that like, well, no, they're setting lines. And if you can decide the person is bad, then you can, which is kind of a description of like their worldview period. It's like, yes, you draw a line.

Things, these are the bad people and places and things. They are fair game for all. For anything. For anything. Absolutely. Yeah, you go, Microsoft is bad. You go, why? I don't know.

That's in the category. Excel's pretty hard to use. We made a category and they're in the category. It's like, if you want to, it's like, who do I talk to about getting removed? from the bad category. It's like, I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's from, I'm not doing the work for you. Yeah, well, once we all decide as a consensus that they're good again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How does that decide? Normally what you get into the bad category. I don't think you can ever really get out of it.

Yeah. So to me, it like feels like a joke. It almost feels like a fake interview. Yeah. But it's making me laugh. But there's kind of another point that was kind of making me laugh is that almost, I don't know if I did I say this to you that almost liberals and Republicans

both use black people. as their justification in their argument. Like, for example, when you're talking about guns or abortion, liberals will be like, yeah, you like guns? How about if black people have guns? And then, like, most Republicans that are into guns would be like, yeah, we do think they should have guns. Second Amendment.

Right, right, right. And then Republicans always go to the liberals. You go, oh, you like abortion? Did you know they're killing black babies? Yeah. That was true. Like, they're like, liberals are like, you hate black people so much. You wouldn't want them to have guns.

And Republicans are like, you love black babies? like you love black people so much then would have but you don't want any of them to get right it's like the wedge issue for everybody that's it's kind of it's interesting that they both times in those scenarios you kind of try to use black people as the like well yeah yeah you don't want black people have guns i would love if every black person had a gun yeah i find myself once again looking at the quince website because the clothing there is not only comfortable it is affordable for fancy we're talking cashmere oh yeah they got lots of Jerry the cashmere.

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Okay. One of the reasons they hate capitalism so much is because capitalism rewards the people that make stuff. Yeah. Whereas they think, like, if you are someone who considers yourself like, I'm fucking brilliant, you know what I mean? I'm like, I've written this book on therapy. Like, that should be worth more than Elon Musk.

Of course. Yeah. So you think like it gets it so wrong. When you look at it and you go, I make 200 grand a year and that guy's a billionaire, how obviously something's off here. Uh-huh. And one of the,

so he has this whole theory about how basically, if you, one of the reasons is all of the biggest champions, one of the reasons they're so against it is because they ended up in industries that don't have like a lot of, people aren't willing to pay that much for. Yeah, of course. You're just like,

you're in this thing where you're like, yeah, the person in this industry, the top person makes 500 grand a year. Yeah. And you're like, I'm super overeducated. I'm,

I'm like super smart and this idiot has more money than me. Obviously something's off here. Yeah. And that's what I mean, I understand the notion of you're like, yeah, I got a doctorate. I got a PhD. I spent 400 grand in my education. Why do I only make $200,000 a year? And you're like, yeah, because lots of people do that.

And there's some guy who has a window washing company who makes $4 million. Some like middle class, bozo, right? Well, you're not middle class. We didn't even graduate from high school. And he makes millions because he's like, yeah, he does something people need. Yeah, and that's why I think that his argument is like when you get in that situation, you start thinking like, well, this isn't working. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, this isn't working.

No, people just don't need your book about therapy. And there's also five million. And you go, that's the thing. They do. They do. Well, you haven't been able to, in the terms of like the Maslow's hierarchy of needs, you're like, yes, every homeowner needs their windows washed. And people can kind of go on about their day without having a therapy book. Right. So, but it's kind of an interesting theory. I don't know if how I don't know the insinets of it.

I mean, it makes sense. Yeah. I mean, there's something, you know, you hear classically of all these big tech companies where you're like, yeah, the guy who's actually like the smartest guy is there's no people skills and just sits in codes and probably his value is very high, but he doesn't make. But now that's changed. Yeah. Right? No, that's changed. That has changed. Yeah. So especially now, there was a lot of versions of that. I mean, even now editors, right? It used to be that. Yeah. Whereas now these like the top top, if you're like really. one of the best editors, you get these Mr. Beast contract. Oh, you're making more than the editor on like Hollywood movies. Right. Yeah, if you're just like really good at making clips or Instagram, you pay,

you're paid more than someone who's literally editing like a Marvel movie. Yeah, for editing for Tarantino. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, so a lot of that's sort of changed and the values have gotten figured out now that there's more decentralization or whatever. Yeah, people don't like it. By the way.

Dude, imagine the, like, especially with Hollywood right now, like the dumps it's in if you're like, yeah, I did fucking Thor and now I'm just like, editing Instagram reels. That's the lowest. And by the way, and you suck at it. Yeah, and you suck at it

because it's like a totally... And there's a bunch of 21-year-olds destroying you know. You're like, I know every hotkey though. I know literally every premiere short cut. And then nobody gives a shit.

You're sitting in a hang, Mr. Beast's hangar doing daily footage. Yeah. That now you do the half edit before you give it to the senior editor, which is some 22-year-old girl. Yeah, she's just like,

and then you're just like, I edited a Titanic. Yeah. And you're like, yeah, I would have bombed in the algorithm. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, would not have done well, a little too slow on the pacing. If you put Titanic on Instagram, if you want to turn it off in the first three seconds. Yeah. And the first three seconds are the most important.

Do you not know this? Yeah, do you not know about any of these metrics? What are you doing? There's got to be those guys that just hate life. Yeah. Yeah, man, should change us. But you know how we were talking about? We went through the Pope stuff, right?

Yeah. And I've been thinking about it more because the Pope has been getting pretty. mouthy. Uh-huh. And all the popes, you know, got a lot of opinions. I think that's kind of the thing for the Pope is you kind of weigh in on everything. A lot of his opinions are kind of saying everyone needs to let him more immigrants and stuff like that.

More what? Immigrants. Oh, yeah, yeah, of course. Engines. Just as many as we can get. Well, I was just thinking it would be funny if someone did the, do you know how they, like, people do that prank where they go to someone, they're like, oh, are you happy, you want immigrants? And then they're like, oh, yes, we want tons of illegal immigrants.

and they go, okay, well, good, we have four. We want them to stay at your house. Yeah, yeah, just want to get on their feet. Yeah. Yeah, obviously, right? But they need someone doing one of those to the Pope. Oh, yeah. They're just like, okay, we showed up with 500,000 Bengali men from,

Pope's probably going to be like, what's the foot situation, though. That's what he wants to know. But would someone do that be just like, okay, we have all these refugees and the popes, like let him in and you go actually really good. Like, can you see it? Yeah, they'll say in the Sistine Chapel. But that's what I'm saying. Can you see like a Texas governor in the next little bit being like, yeah,

we're sending a place. of we're sitting a bunch of planes of migrants to the Vatican. Let's see the Pope put his money where his mouth is. Yeah. What are the immigration laws in the Vatican? I don't, that's a good question. I know it's considered its own country, kind of. Well, that's what I mean.

Yeah, but I don't think you can have like a Vatican passport because you can't, why not? I still, I don't think you can actually. He's got a lot to say about who should take who. Yeah, like I don't know if the fact that it's like a fake country is for like tax purposes or something. By the way, Rome can't like touch their fucking money? Do you think if I type in, can I move to the Vatican that it flags me for something? Why do you want to move to the Vatican, Ryan? There's a lot of perfectly good Catholic churches all over the country. Can I move to Thailand or the Vatican?

Vatican City isn't a normal country with immigrants. It's essentially workplace, state, run by the Holy See, high-ranking official of the church. So, citizen, Vatican citizenship is temporary, granted on roll no revoked when you're rolling so you can't move to the Vatican why not well I don't think there's anywhere to live there okay well what if they they'll sleep on the street I'll kind of bring down tents you ever oh there's tourism okay they're setting up tents but that's my point of course yeah there's the other reason it's just like they have no skin in the game yeah they have no skin in the game and I know I'm not and I mean again I'm not trying to take trump side over the pope in this one I'm just saying me versus the Vatican yeah if you've been to Rome like once you

get outside of the Vatican yeah there's plenty of homeless people on the perimeter of the Vatican. You know, I think I just have like a little bit of it. And it's not even about right or wrong. I think I get a little bit perturbed by people that have no skin in the game with really strong opinions. Now, I know we're talking about the Pope here. My beef with the Pope.

You're not the only one beefing with the Pope. But does not that not sound a little bit true? Sure. Yeah. And again, he's just, the thing is, he's got a way out on a ton of stuff and he'll never be like, yeah, yeah, fucking build the wall. they have someone that's uh this is someone from our patreon sent us this and it's a reddit thread that like went super viral and says as a liberal gay man why should people like me show appreciation for Muslim culture when it opposes gay rights and it is the fieriest discussion who open up a real can of worms well they're having a really really hard time with that one right and then they're you see all the people it's like I was kind of thinking if you think of what makes like the something something. one that you generally respect their opinions and find them smart even if you don't agree with them

is kind of like generally if they have opinions they're able to understand the implications of those opinions and then like either defend them or change right if we're just like I think this and you go well obviously this means this and you go you think okay is that true and you go yeah actually that would so I guess you'd have to do you know what I mean work out the whole thing yeah you'd work out the whole map right whereas dumb people they go and not dumb it's like some people can be smart and like ideological yeah there's there's a certain type of you know person that can be smart but their npc maybe is a better way to describe it yeah kind of yeah because it's not really so yeah they're just like so committed to the cause where they're just not willing to go to the end of it

they go this is where my thinking on this stuff but it's i i'll say it's not always an ideological because i think sometimes you'll you'll meet someone that is like this with normal things too you know what i mean where they're just unable to like think through where they'll be a you know a perfect thing we're talking about the sonpiker thing right where it was just like oh the stealing and you go oh well if that happens then this might happen they would just say no no yeah yeah instead of like stealing is good yeah whereas a smart person might just be like well yes but that's okay because they might they might you either accept it or like argue it on real basis or you'd be like yes and that is the cost we'd have to pay but so you're able to like map out the whole thing in a way that

makes sense as opposed to just say stuff and you go well that's not your well if that happens this happen you go nah no yeah it's just that's not happening yeah but i think that's where i've seen a lot in the muslim thing was a lot of these people arguing where they go well no actually christianity is more homophobic i know a christian guy and he's his most homophobic guy ever met you go yes but as a whole yeah yeah yeah it's overall total of the world i mean what about the total of the world's population yeah so there's all these people like arguing and they're making arguments basically being like actually like christian nationalism is way bigger problem they're like fucking super christian nationalism And it's like, what, 1% of Christians?

Yeah, because what else can they do? Yeah, yeah, of course. I mean, the thing is what they'll never do is just be like, yeah, you know what? You're right. Muslims are bad. Right. Yeah, I'm against all religions. I mean, it's against their programming at this point.

Well, yeah, that's, it's, I mean, many people have pointed out this has been a bind for them, but it's funny when it does, when there is actually. Come home and roost. Well, when someone tries to leave the programming and being like, hey, guys, I just noticed that we're like supporting all these people that want to kill me or something. You know what I mean? Yeah. Is there like a nuance take here?

Well, yeah, yeah, just try to be consistent, right? Yeah. Anyways, Russell Brand, probably my favorite this week. Yeah. I don't know, by the way, not even related to the Christian, the Bible stuff, but him doing an interview where he's like, yeah, I fucked a 16-year-old. It was legal. And you go, dude, like, what are you doing?

Do you have lawyers or anything? Like, he has a pretty serious criminal case coming up. But Paul, I think what might have happened is he was kind of like, you know, like I'm getting accused of 15. So I'm going to be like, you know, no, I drew the line. Legal. He's doing. That's what he's doing.

He's doing. She picked no, but committed no crime. She's legal. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. He's 100, that's what it is. He's doing the snow to her. He is doing a bit of, I can tell he's trying to like, you know, he's really doing

the Christian stuff too where he's like, yes, I've sinned. They weren't crimes. But I've sinned. I've sinned many times. And there was a power dynamic, not crimes. But I have sinned. I'm a sinner and we're all sinners in the eyes of the Lord. Did Snow ever get hit for legal tender and fine?

No. Do people ever come to him? It was a hit. Right. In Canada, probably silver or something. That one made it to America though. Yeah. Obviously, Informer was the big one, but legal tender.

I mean, literally the first word's legal. Case closed. What's the issue? Yeah, what are we talking about right now? Legal, tender, and fine. Literally three positives. She bit my bucket, but committed all crimes. She's...

That used... that used to be the ID in the photo. Yeah, yeah. They probably like, you know, you know, if that was like a hugeer hit, they would update it like black eyed peas with let's get retarded. Well, it would be like legal like, you know, they're very legal. Immigration status. That's what I was talking about.

I don't think that's just better. Yeah, yeah. Be completely honest. But I'm saying just for more of the times. Like, you know, just like here legally. I think it would have to be three years legal. I'm. legally able to drink.

I meant we were able to go to a bar. Yeah, and not in like whole Quebec either. I meant we were legally able to go to a bar in California. Yes, correct. Well, Russell Brand, some guy did a piece on this. I forget the guy's name. Oh, Matt Ruby. I don't know him, but he was like,

he was just posted where he said that like Russell Brand was like, he actually did like the most masterful grift of ever. It was like he actually did go through all of the things. Yeah. Where it's like he started out, because you start out and you're just like, yeah, I was a heroin addict, which I've always said that you always, people that weren't that interesting. This is, I don't want this to come across the wrong way because there are people that are interesting and also were like, I had an addiction problem. Yeah, for sure. There's guys that were like, I'm sober and I used to be a drunk and also this guy rules.

Yes. That being said, it also, there's a lot of people that that is the whole personality is like I was an addict. and it is kind of a moneymaker for them. It's a very sympathetic place to start, right? Yeah, well, I mean, we've watched Russell Brand's, like, post-Hollywood identity and, like, his search for it kind of play out in real time where he's, like, trying to find his pocket, I guess. There's a good way to put it.

And that's how he started. He started out was like, I was the addict, right? And then he sort of cruised into, remember he was doing the Revolution book, which was basically- Jordan Peterson fucked over so many people's careers. You think Peterson fucked over Brand? I think that's like his first foray into being in this world was like, you know, Jordan Peterson makes some good points. Similar to the Winston Marshall.

Oh, no, Winston Marshall was, uh, which was his face? Andy, no. No, I think the timeline is that, uh, Russell Peters was kind of canceled at that point. Russell Peters. Russell Brand was, uh, was he, oh, so he got canceled. Oh, no. So he got Me Too stuff, right? I think Russell Brand was kind of having like a lot of music stuff come at him.

Yeah, he's like, I said, what's Peterson said? Yeah, what's Peterson? do what those rules saying for my new career? Second act. I think, yeah, I think that was kind of the order. Right,

right, right. Yeah, I forgot the Me Too stuff. That makes sense. So I, yeah, but then he was, he went into like meditation guy,

you know what I mean? And then he was that for a while. And then he kind of, he transferred over to like, I'm the Revolution guy. He had this book called Revolution. And he was going on podcast, really doing like a,

he went back to school. Do you remember that? Yes, I remember. Yeah. So he went back to school. And he literally did the like, I'm the first year university.

tour. Yeah, yeah. Like he was out here being like, you know, we need to, we need a revolution against capitalism. He was doing the straight up. I just came back for my first semester, right? Right. And then he was kind of doing meditation stuff simultaneously. And then from that, he sort of went into the conspiracy guy. Yeah. Yeah. He kind of got on like the right wing kind of conspiracy stuff. And then I think he, the question is like, did he because I don't know. And then from conspiracy guy, he went full blown Christian. And that's when he started baptizing people. Yeah, he started baptizing people. And that's when the court issues really started progressing as well.

Right. But he's done like a good job of being all six of these things. And not only has he been all in like really quick, he's been like a leader in the field immediately. Yeah. Like when he became a yoga guy, he was immediately, uh, already giving like yoga tutorials to all. He had probably a harem of women. He was explaining yoga too. When he started going to school, you better believe he was running his own teaching. practice explaining to girls like how you know capitalism's problem then when he became a conspiracy guy pretty quickly he was just like you're a sheep yeah yeah you're all sheep anyone who doesn't

yes and but it was my point is not that he was like uh you know understanding what happened and looking at the i'm saying he was he was like at the forefront yeah he was at the forefront my i guess my thought on it is uh like did he hit christianity goes oh this is what's really like paying the bills right now, like more than any of the other stuff. Like, and that's where, and that's why he landed on it. It's a tough one. I think yes. He must have got a lot. Like when he,

he went out there, I think he did a Tucker Carlson interview and he was like, I'm going to pray. And I think he got a lot of people being like, this is it. Because again, that's like kind of a, you know, part of Christianity is that, you know, you can kind of just wash all your past sins right and start fresh. And I think when he did that, the view counter goes burr. Yeah. The view counter.

The money goes burr. Burr. So I think he looked at that and he was getting a lot of praise. So that's you dip your toe in. There might be some element with that too where he's kind of, because you know, you see that a lot in people who get sent to prison for life where they convert in prison because you kind of like lose your purpose

for the rest of your life. If I went to prison, I'd consider converting. Oh, dude, I'd be fucking full Muslim. You know, I was listening to this podcast with an old, like an old guy,

old head prison guy. Yeah. Spent like 40 years. And he was talking about like the transatl the trans thing rocked the prisons. Oh, really? Where he was like, well, he goes, one of the biggest things. He goes, dude, there was all these.

Like, you know, you're at prison. It's just like mad sex offenders, right? Of course. And he goes, though the trans ones, they would become sex offenders. And then they would like have sex with someone against their will. And then they would be like, well, they rape me. What do you mean? I'm a woman.

Yeah. Oh, my God. He's just like, you know what I mean? Because you're like, I'm the woman. So then you, he was just like, no one knew what to do. It was just, he goes, everyone knew it was a life hack. Yeah, a life hack. And then you get transferred out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But he said, he goes, legitimately before that, it was just like there was this whole thing. Obviously, everyone knows what to do with the sex offenders and they're always getting beat up

and this and that. And then he goes, this thing just like rocked the prisons. I mean, I could see it. And he kept saying, like, I don't,

I'm not trying to get political. He's like a prison, been in jail for four years. This guy, you know what I mean? I mean, that was always my favorite thing with the California prisons

where you have to pick your race. Yeah, yeah, I'm not a white supremacist. I'm just a white guy. Like, I'm telling you, And you're like, you're part of the Aryan Brotherhood. You're going to say, yeah, I don't buy, believe that stuff.

I just, that's the one you have to be. And you're like, I know. You do 88 burpees every day. I've had a lot of people say that to me, especially women when they go, well, when I went to prison, no, I would be the racial harmony person and it'd be just like, no, you're getting the ass kicked person. Yeah. You go, because they seem to think like, I think people think, well, no, what happens is,

uh, I can convince the black people to like me. And they go, you're not accountable to them. Well, not even are you not in California. It's against the rules. They're not hanging out with it. Right, but who enforces those rules is your own race. Yeah, your own. Like if you're a white guy that goes,

I'm going to hang out with those people. It's like, it doesn't matter what they, like, you're the responsibility of your own. Like, you're supposed to be dealt with internally. Yes. So it doesn't matter. You go, even if they do like you, it's like every time you go hang out with them,

it's like, yeah, it's going to be a bad afternoon for you. Yeah, yeah. Like there's literally like in California prisons. There's like Jews in the Aryan Brotherhood. Is that true? Yeah, because that's how it shakes out. Really? She's like, I'm a white guy.

You go, your white guy, and you go, guess you're joining the Aryan Brotherhood and goes, about that. The accounted for the Aryan Brother? He's like, I can keep track of all the commissary. So my, but the way that I look at it is always, you know, we've, we kind of said a version of this a few weeks ago where we're like, if you have a friend that switches his entire identity into something,

you get to do that once. Yes. The second time, you need to be doing it. for like four or five years before I ever want to hear about it. Yeah, I don't want to hear anything about it. Russell Brousel Brand's baptizing people day one. Yeah, yeah. And again, look, if you're thinking about becoming a Christian,

probably be pretty sick to get baptized by Russell Brand. Just tend to be a high-level baptized? Yeah, I think, you know, it's better than just like some rando dude dumping you in a pond. Yes. So, I mean, I guess that's cool, but I guess what was he charged for a baptism? Probably pretty penny. I didn't even think of that.

I was thinking he was doing baptisms or the goodness of his own heart. No, that was really stupid of me. That would be crazy if he has like a menu for his like services rendered. But I do back to the religion thing. Yeah,

I think he's mentally preparing for a long stint in jail. And so. You think so? That's what you were saying? That's what I was saying is I think mentally he's preparing for going to jail for like a period, long period of time. Do you think he's going to go to jail?

I think there's a chance I guess it's just up to a jury right? Yeah, it's just like up to some UK jury And I mean, he has... It's gonna be a he said, she said, she said, right? But I think there's multiple she said. I don't even think it's one. I think there's multiple.

And it's not helping him when he's going on podcast, being like, yeah, I fucked a 16 year old. I don't think that hurts because he's saying that it was... He's kind of... Yeah, I know he's saying it's legal, but it's just... But he even said to the thing, he goes, yeah, there was like, you know, this power dynamic. And like, I realized it was wrong, but you're like,

I can't imagine that's helping. Okay, I will agree with you Maybe it can't be used against them, I don't know. It might not be able to get used against you, but I will agree with you that it's not helping. Not helping. No, like if that somehow tape gets played during the trial, it's just going to be like, people are going to like,

what the fuck? But yeah, he was on Pierce Morgan and he was looking for a Bible verse that he wanted to read. And I don't know if everyone saw this clip, but he's looking for it for 25 minutes, just trying to find the perfect verse. Yeah, yeah. I mean, the Bible people did come to his defense and they're just like, hard to find a verse.

They're like, it's really, the text is really, small and no, but then have it ready. I don't know. What are you doing? I guess I'll put them on the spot. It was very office-esque.

Even if it was that, regardless of that, I'm sure, yes, I'm sure if I was there trying to find a Bible verse whatever, but it was an extended period of time, which was funny.

Yeah, it was funny. I mean, for sure, because it's, you know, Pierce Morgan is just like bang,

bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, and it's just like two minutes of dead air. Filarious. Flipping through his Bible, just being like,

I think it's somewhere here. But I hope people go watch me and Danny's Bitcoin performance. Yeah, we're going to put it on our channels. I'm going to be in Ocala on Saturday night in San Diego and Chandler, Arizona next week. And I'm going to be in Portland. So definitely come out to Portland. And then after Portland, I got Chicago and Minneapolis. So please come out to that, ladies and gents.

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