The Boyscast with Ryan Long - The Cryatola is Dead and The War With Iran Begins

Episode Date: March 5, 2026

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The boys cast. Welcome, fellas. Rest in piss, cryatola. Danny doesn't like the cry. A lot of it's happening in the Middle East, which is kind of normally pretty peaceful over there. You know. I don't have you noticed,

but this shit's been going down over there. Yeah. I'll tell you what, I've been, I have not been okay lately, and listen to this one. Okay. Then obviously we're going to get into some stuff. You mentioned in our chat that you want to talk about the Middle East

this episode. What kind of Ryan hijinks are we getting up to? buddy so I told you that I've been having an issue where I keep leaving my laptop on the plane right? Yep. So in about a month I left my laptop on the plane three times and a big part of it was that I keep putting it in the back of the seat so I go

okay I was like I can't do this Here's an idea, bigger laptop. Something has to happen. You need like a 19 incher that it just goes it doesn't fit. I have a 19 incher. So I've been putting the laptop on the back of the seat

and every time I get sometimes I get right off the plane and I realize and then I have to wait for everyone on the plane to go back and people walk by and they go what are you doing there

and I have to get my laptop sometimes I have to go to the thing sometimes I get to the hotel and have to drive all the way back to the airport this has gone on a lot in the last month and it's getting worse and worse

so I was like I can't ever the minute you're done with your laptop you have to get up put it back in your bag what if you get a thing around your wrist that's attached to the laptop

these are the options I was considering like a little leash kind of thing like well I got the thing that It beeps you and it wasn't helping because you get off the plane and it says you forgot your laptop and you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So then I basically was like, I solved that problem by being like, if you're done with your laptop, you put it back in your bag, that's what you're doing. So I finished that.

I forgot, I hadn't leave my laptop. Then I just been forgetting my full suitcase now. So. That's that you're impossible. Four flights, the first two flights. No, no, no. Just leave it up in the bin? Okay, so I took four, yes, I took four flights.

The first flight I forgot my laptop. The second flight, I solved the whole. problem, flight three and four, which were connections on the same thing. I forgot my suit because I picked up my bag, put it on, walk out, and then I walked over to my connection, I had to run back. Is this because you're blonde? You think this? This guy told a blonde moment.

Is this what this is? No, because I'm sitting here thinking about actually how to solve the Middle East. So I'm out here. Yeah, you're like the Zach Alfenakis meme with all the stuff. I'm arguing with myself because I'm like, war is bad, but maybe this and that. Okay, but no. Actually, I'm on the plane arguing with myself about solutions for the Middle East, which is a lot more than the government's doing. Yeah, I don't know. They're just, I mean, earlier today, they're like, yeah, so, uh, are we going to need another 50 billion? I'm sorry. I'm knee-deep in the dumbest arguments in my head.

This is actually what I was thinking on the plane where they go, because a lot of religious people will say that HIV was given to gay people because of, like it was given the plague, right? it was like punishment. And then you go, well, then the cure would also be God. So it's like, or you're like, if you don't think the cure was God, then you're just like, when they cured it, it's like God's like, ah. Well, you have to think of it that way. It's like either God did both. Yeah.

Or God created HIV and then they sort of basically solved HIV and God's like, ah. You're a real modern day Socrates, right? Meanwhile, there's someone behind me being like, whose laptop is this? Did anybody forget their full suitcase? Yeah, well, you're a bit much too, because people have been asking in the Patreon, where's the dog psychic business?

Oh, the dog psychic? Oh, yeah, yeah. So people wanted an update about that because people are like, yes, Middle East's thing, but Danny went to a dog psychic. By the way, dog psychic didn't tell me anything about a war popping on.

But you promised everyone. I forgot. Yeah, yeah, so the dog psychic happened. How do you forget that? So who's forgetful now? True. Okay, fair enough. So people in the Patreon, like four different people were like, what's up with the dog psychic?

And we could talk about the Middle East. So the dog psychic was a scam, obviously. It was this woman, this total like granola hippie chick. So basically what happened is we start talking or she starts asking us all these questions. And you're on Zoom at the time. Over Zoom. No, it was a phone call. We didn't even see her.

It was just a phone call. Really? Right. And then she goes, okay. Um, can you be quiet? I'm going to go over to the other realm to talk to Connor. And so, and then she's like, and she's making like some like weird kind of noises. She's like, uh, the only maybe weird thing was that my wife's stomach started making noises that

sounded like our dog crying, but that just might have been indigestion. And then, uh, and then she like starts writing stuff down. And then, and the way she wrote it down was like, She gave us a transcript. I don't know if I have the transcript, but she gave us like a transcript. And it's like tons of like grammatical, like a dog would be talking almost. Sure. Yeah.

Connor can't spell that good. Connor can't smell. Yeah. Or speak. Or speak at all. And then so at first she just puts a lot of typos in to try to make it dogs meet. Yeah. Yeah.

And then so she was like, um, is there? Uh, so he's, he's in heaven. And so he didn't go to hell. Sick. Yeah. Good boy. and then she's like he's with like an old man when he showed up after and he's he's with an old man she's like is there an old he has like salt and pepper hair is this like a relative is this a relative

is there any relatives do you have that were old that died yeah basically and we're like no uh that doesn't really ring a bell and then heather was like maybe it was like her mom's father who had passed away a while ago and then she's like and then he's in a garden and there's an old woman gardening with big tomatoes. And she's like, does this ring a bell? And we're just like, no, not really. And then it's just like this super vague. What about apples?

Does that read about? And then it's just like super vague. She's like, he used to like, like, you know, laying in, uh, on the cushion. Does that? Hot, hot. Yeah, like hot. He's just like super vague. Like he used to like,

laying on the cushion and he liked treats. And he remembers, he was like, he was like a good eater and stuff. And he was, and he's like, and he remembered that you would like, in the morning you would come,

well, one thing she says is like, he would come like get in bed with you, which he didn't. He actually hated being in bed oddly. She wasn't even getting it right. Yeah, he didn't really like that.

He would always just like, and so, yeah, it's just like a bunch of nonsense. And then she's just like, anyways, I got to go. I got another like thing like back to bat.

Like she's just doing these all day. Yeah, anyways, he's living. Yeah, he's in, he's in, he's in, up there with an old man eating tomatoes. Yeah, he's basically with an old man, he's eating tomatoes, uh, he's enjoying heaven. She deserves some tomatoes thrown out of for this performance. And then, and then that's basically, was it. Were you laughing or was it not really that funny? Well, my wife was like, you could not laugh.

So then I was like, you know, that makes it even harder. That's going to ruin it. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, had you not said anything, it would have been easier. And then I was just like, there was like a few times. And just, you know, for the most part, I was like, this is obviously bullshit. and she's a scam artist and I'm calling the Better Business Bureau.

Did Connor, you imagine, she's yours, did Connor used to lick peanut butter off any? And you, no, no, he's, what? What? I think you got the wrong dog. Probably a lot of dogs named Connor. Are you sure, Yorkie poo?

This big. Apricot yorky poo, like that size? He's, uh, yeah, he used to like peanut butter. It was coming off a foul. What? What? Anyways, total scam. I was expected.

Obviously, just surprised that wasn't the first thing you brought up. Yeah. Okay, so, listen, it's World War III for real this time. It's like, we're at like World War II and a half. Naked gun stuff. I'll tell you what, I don't like it. No. No, it's not great.

I've been, not great. I've been trying to go back and forth where it's like, you know, my instincts are one thing, and then I've been trying to argue with myself a lot. I mean, six U.S. service members dead already. Not a good start. Yes. I think what we're going to do is I went through like kind of one of the craziest people

the craziest reactions that I've seen to this and stuff like that but I thought first of all, Trump posting about Netanyahu's appearances like I don't know if you saw about Trump's tweeting like yo Netanyahu's going to be on Hanandah you guys got to check that out tonight that's because he's people are obviously not happy with him in that realm

and he's out here being like you have to check out my boy to me that was one of the crazy things I've seen recently. Go check out my boy on Hannity tonight. Yeah, yeah. He's just promoting Nanyahu's Hannity appearances. First of all.

He's going to be on JRE. Check him out. Yeah, yeah. So that was crazy to me. The, um, first of all, every guy has the same name. There's like 19. Yeah, they're all Mo. Yeah, but they're all Moe.

But then, uh, there's like a Kamalani and Kamani. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. There's five... Comani and then they... Kamani and Kamani. Some say Kamani. Some say Kamani.

Some say Kamani. Son's the new Ayatollas of yesterday. And then there's the other guy who's not the Ayatollah that's important. But there is... Yeah, yeah. They have a lot of, a lot of people. Right. So it has been hard to figure out a little bit who's who.

Uh-huh. I don't think it really matters who's who because they're all going to be dead soon. Yeah, you're a happy camper about this. I mean, there's just there's no point of even keeping track of who's who because you're just like, grand grand opening, grand, grand, grand, grand, grand, Oh, well, that's Trump. He was just like, they go, what's the, well, people are like, what's your plan? And he was just like, yeah, we're not exactly sure.

And he's kind of like, if you're the people, why don't you take back over your government? Yeah, you're like, what weapons? What are you just like? They're not armed. Yeah, I mean, it kind of feels like the equivalent of someone's wife's beating them. And you come in the house and you like knock him out. And then you go, this is your chance to beat him up. And then you go, but then what?

Yeah, but then he goes, well, who do you want to take over? And he's like, well, there's these three guys we are thinking, but they're all fucking accidentally killed them. So you go, what do you want to happen? You go, that's, you know, maybe the people saw it to me, it seems unarmed. Plan seems a little. I mean, I was saying they need to do

Fortnite boxes, like Fortnite style where they're dropping like crates on parachutes of weapons everywhere. Like that actually kind of would make sense. You know what I mean? Like actually like Call a Duty style, just like drop these crates of weapons everywhere. I guess they're arming like the Kurds

now who are just like going to go like Kurdish militias. we're going to come in and maybe. And then there's a lot of people who are kind of against Trump, it seems like posting, they'll be just like, actually Iran's like doing damage right now. And then there's other people being like,

that was nothing, you know? I mean, there's literally 95% of the videos on Twitter are fake. Well, that's what, remember before? It's actually a big win for the mainstream media because you actually have to go watch the news to actually see verify. They lie too. You can't,

but they don't post AI. You have to be cross-referencing 99. I know, but at least, at least the news. they're doing the due diligence to know, like, and probably checking, like, metadata of videos to, like, not post, like, AI. No, mainstream media posts lots of fucking wrong things all the time. No, wrong things, yes, but they're at least, they're not posting, like, things. Okay.

What about the Jim Carrey thing? So, Jim Carrey went... Are you a Jim Carrey, Truther? No, but I'm saying that Jim Carrey basically was at this award show, and then I did a video about it. And then some makeup artist was like, oh, it was actually me there. Everyone started reporting, like, it wasn't actually Jim Carrey. It was a hoax by this makeup artist. It was Jim Carrey.

Yeah, it was Jim Carrey. But news places posted that. Like actual news places? Yes. Well, I don't know what you consider actual news. Like, I'm talking about the actual mainstream media. I'm not talking about like, you know, some pop crave. Definitely some news places posted that.

That this guy was like he actually was not Jim Carrey. Yes. Crazy. Dude, all these places reported wrong things all the time. I mean, it's crazy because you're like this was obviously a guy who just is 65 and had plastic surgery. Yes, but my point My point to you wasn't about the Jim Carrey thing My point to you was more about

They get it wrong all the time Like when they're talking about How much damage you did How many people were killed Oh, that stuff No, no, no, I'm not talking about the actual like dude I don't know if you've been like Twitter Like even Twitter they go

We're posting a video from five years ago No we're straight up just fake Like video game footage AI videos like And like Twitter was like yeah We're demonetizing accounts That post fake like bombing videos and stuff

because they're just, it's like a propaganda war. I don't even get the point of it. Like, I guess for people to be like, oh man, fucking Israel's really taking it on the chin. Tel Aviv just got nuked. Yeah, that is the point. Just kind of, but so I was in back in the day, when I was a kid.

Back in kids these days. When we were growing up, there was three main lies they would tell you. Yeah. And there'd be like a war lie. They hate our freedom. No, the lies would be like Marilyn Manson got his ribs. took out so he could suck his own dick

that was a good time. Richard Gere had a hamster in his ass and Rod Stewart got his stomach pumped because he had too much coming in it. Those were like the three lies that you got and they went on forever and then probably there would be like you know like weapons and mass destruction kind of thing. But you get those... Smaller lies.

But right, like the Richard Gear Marilyn Manson, Rod Stewart, everyone knew those three lies now there's 12 trillion of those. It's like every day there's a new like Jim Carrey's fake that this guy said this and yeah so it's one thing when you have like you know what we're all gonna as a society have like four or five big things we lie about right now you don't you just don't know it's all it's all balkanized everybody just has their little pockets of like lies it's just like we can't agree on the three lies it's just like there's all these factions and just everybody has their own lie and their little yeah you are right because there is a lot of people being like Israel's taken out in the chin and then there's a lot of uh you know iran is like doing damage they don't even know what's about to come to them and then you're just like you know then there's another people being like yeah it's

nothing you know right there's another being like the UAE is i mean there was a terrorist attack the day after it terrorist attack a day after the UAE people or went there just because they want to be crypto guys that don't pay taxes now they're getting bombed to a five-star hotel it is fucking pretty crazy that irons like move is just like just spray in the entire region yeah yeah yeah like you're coming after us they're just throwing haymakers that's is that would you describe what they're doing is throwing haymakers. I mean, they're saying, you know, their whole thing is, I guess the theory behind it, which, you know, even Trump was like...

It seems like they're acting out. Trump was like, didn't see that coming, but they were trying to like go after every place that there's a U.S. military base, every U.S. ally to get those countries to just be like, yo, U.S., you got to stop this. Like, these guys are bombing us now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? But the U.S. is just like, games a game.

Yeah. The game is on. Yeah. Once you, once you like pull Lindsey Graham's string, you can't put it back in. until it's done its full thing. Hell no. I mean that guy, we've obviously been like making fun of him for a while. This guy is Lindsey Graham right now. He's so rock-hardt. Yeah, he's sitting on the top rungs with the sockal on his hand. He's just like, this is so sick. He's cartoonishly a war guy. Like, it's almost, when I watch the videos of him, they're crazier than what we joke around about.

I mean, even Tim Burchett. He's like, he literally does interviews and they're like, what do you think of this? he's like, I think fucking woo! Like, he's, he's doing, like, yeah, he's like ripping his shirt off doing the Vince McMahon. He goes, fucking Cuba, you're fucking ex-bod. Yeah, he's like a 16-year-old that just fucked for the first time and he comes out. And he's like, I want to fuck pussy all that every day. Yeah, smell my fingers. Yeah, yeah.

Everybody's getting a sniff. Yeah, he smelled my fingers. He goes, what is that? Like ashes. The ashes of my enemies. The ashes of my enemies. Dude, there's videos of him. And he goes, fucking Cuba's neck.

He thinks he's Yosemite. Damn. It's like cartoonish. Yeah. Because people always... Cuban is next, though. People talk about that guy being like a war propagandist, but when you see him, you can't, I actually can't believe sometimes the interviews, he's just, he's pacing around in the background, like, fucking fucking yes, buddy, fuck.

It's like hilarious. Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's a bit of caricaturist, but the guy... But you think he'd be able to, like, hold it in to... Nah. I mean, even, like, Tim Burch... He's the guy at a surprise party that can't even... Tim Burchard, who I think is, like, a congressman or a senator was basically like...

Someone asked him. about Lindsey Graham. And it's like, Lindsey Graham, it's like, if he, someone punched him, he'd want to bomb them.

Like, he's like, punched him. He stepped down their poohma. I mean, he's legitimately, he acts like he's in jail and someone just stepped down his brother. I mean,

he is kind of like a southern respect culture kind of guy, you know? I guess. You disrespected my honor. Now I must bomb you to hell. I think it's more of a catty gay though, because the same thing I always think of the Iran documentary. I was,

you know, when I told you about where everyone's like, it was terrible in there. And the southern gentleman's like, the food was a, Randy Graham's that. He's like a catty, bitchy gay guy where he's like, oh, he'll be hearing from my people.

You know, I think it's a southern, yeah, I think it's more dandy than a respect culture. Yeah. So he, yeah, he wants, the heart wants with the heart wants, which is, but I'll tell you, people were, uh, uh, uh, you know, some people I know that were, you know, uh, Middle Eastern or Iranian posted, you know,

happy that this guy's down. They were getting fucking, uh, uh, uh, uh, like swarmed online. Like people that, because there's a lot of different factions that have a lot of different things right now, right? So there's a lot of Middle Easterns

that are just like, you know, are people that are Iranian. They were just like, that guy's the best. I don't care. Yes. Who the Aettoll is the best? No, the worst. Some people were thinking like,

even though America probably has, you know, wants war and this might not be good. That guy's the worst guy ever. Like, he's got to be gone, right? And those people were getting like swarmed online. To my friends, you know, Zaharhood, way the videos with. Yeah.

Toronto comic. She, uh, got hacked. She posted like, she's happy the guy's dead or whatever. And then like, uh,

fucking, she got like hacked and they tried to take over her account. Like, really? There's, there's like a lot of warfare going on in different ways. Dude, there's cyber attacks.

A guy called into my... Cyber attack, yeah. Guy called into my calling show and he's basically, he works for, uh, one of the main airlines and he's basically like our cyber attack attempts have doubled in the last like...

They said that the banks were good. They said that the banks were coming. The, yeah, like right now. All the stuff. all this stuff's about that like, I mean, again, well, how would a cyber, what would a cyber attack be?

Like, they take, they take the bank servers down so you can't access your bank. Yeah, you can't access your, I mean, the holy grail of the cyber attacks is you take down private info. No, the power grid. Right. The power grid's like the holy grail. You just like literally take down, there's no power and you just take it down. That's like, that's probably the holy grail of other than like maybe making them launch their nukes

or something, but, uh, how would the, this may even sound stupid, but yeah, that would be bad, but like how would that, like the army that was over there, how would the power grid here affect that? Because wouldn't it be? It wouldn't affect that, but it would be chaos if there's no power in the United States. Yeah, wouldn't they be able to get a backup and running pretty quick? Well, that's the hope. I mean, the hope is, I mean, Cash Patel, when he came in, before he came in the FBI, he was basically, like, our power grid's, like, very antiquated. Like, we don't have backup equipment. Like, we should have, like, literally, you know, doubles and triples of every piece of equipment, so that if something happened, like, we could just get backup

online easily, but he's like, we don't have any of that stuff. It's a fairly, like, old system. Well, this did go from, you know, there's this conflict over there we might dip our toe into to like, yeah, you might lose your banking in your power. There'll be some collateral damage. Nobody said this was going to be free. So you're liking this all around. You're with Graham.

I'm not liking this all around. Dude, I live in fucking New York City. This is literally. ground zero of some sort of Islamist terror attack if there's any kind of blowback. The fact that it was in Austin was actually shocking. I'm like if realistically, if another one happens, it's going to be

a hundred feet from where we're sitting right now. Right. We are in the thick of it. Yeah. Like it's going to be right here. I mean, like, I'm sure they've upped. I think, well, actually, I didn't see, I took the train here today. I didn't see any like, I don't know if there'd be a national guard or whatever. Terrorists? Well, terrorists.

No, I don't know. I mean, be wary of property of all. Anybody to wearing a property of Allah's sweater right now. It's comical. Comically, like, yeah. Allah's my footh. Alas my homie. Yeah, let's just be like, maybe,

maybe we need to bring a little profiling back. There's a big fight between the, you know, kind of feminist politics versus anti-Trump politics right now. Sure. That's the big fight that's kind of happening online. And I think a lot of people didn't realize that there was going to be that big of a schism. So then they're, you know, they're posting things and their audience is very split,

on it and they're kind of like, oh, good women in Iran. They're just like, oh, you thought we're like women were above. Like, we're Palestine people through and through. Of course. Yeah, we love the Aitola. I was, uh, I mean, they're still like the funniest is all the people getting drowned out who are like, please, we just want the Epstein files. Well, people, we were saying that in the chat group that a lot of people's brains are like frame locked.

Yeah. Yeah, where it's, there's a lot of people trying to make this about their thing because I feel like there's a lot of people online right now that whether it's Israel, whether it's, you know, whatever, feminist, whatever your thing is, it's like people's brains are frame locked where it's kind of like a bad, you never see like bad comedy where they'll be like, you know, no, no, um, it don't matter what they bring up, it'll be like, you know, that's when someone's has their dog over to my house, like, that's kind of like when Trump does, and you go, everything's through your lens. Yeah, of course. It's kind of a autistic quality, I guess a little bit where you're just like, you can't think of anything through not your lens. hyper-focused kind of, yeah. Well, every, yeah, that becomes the center of you universe and you're frame-locked on this one thing. So no matter what, that becomes your like,

it's someone who's religious, right? If you're into God, like everything is, you know, oh, they did this and this, that's because they don't, they need God and they're, like, everything's back to their. Yeah, I mean, I've seen a lot of pro-Palestine people who frame that they look at the world at. Who are definitely, uh, pro-Iran, for sure. Yeah, of course.

Which is funny because then they're also like, the governments run by pedophiles. files here and I saw a tweet. This was Comani's manual of Islamic law that he wrote and this is this is from page 229. It says according to the stronger and prevalent

opinion, there is permission for having intercourse with the wife in the unnatural way, i.e. from her backside. He gave her permission for anal. With strong reluctance. According to the more cautious opinion, it better to give up such practice, particularly in case she does not agree. In case she doesn't agree. Problem number 12. Intercourse with a woman is not allowed unless she attains the age of nine years.

When did he write this? This is, I don't know. This is like fucking doctrine. This is, I don't know when he wrote it. I have seen people post it. It was recent. Let me, I do want to hear the rest of it, but like I'll say with a grain of salt, sometimes when I see the, and by the way, on both right now, this is one of the things I'm weary about is when right now I see just like this big thing about like, look at all of this, this Muslim guy gave a speech that. how much you should be your wife and you go, am I being propagandized right now? Sure, sure. A part of me is like, why right now I'm seeing all this? Well, because the war is popping off and there's a contingent of people being like,

this Ayatollah is a good guy. Or am I like completely irrelevant being fed information where they're just like, yo, this guy probably wants to beat his wife conge. It has nothing to do with it. It's kind of what we thought, to be honest. I'm not like, oh my God. No, but when you see a lot of it right now, is that, you know, and possibly that it's.

it sounds like you're saying probably. It's like, well, yeah, why is all this like, you know, Muslims be their wife content coming out right now? It's like, well, because they're trying to get you prime. We're like, see how bad they are their monsters? Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is from this like, little do they know. Little do they know. It's not having the opposite effect.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Goes, uh, take notes bum, Donnie. Okay, sorry. Bab is basically, it just goes, uh, well, intercourse with a woman is not allowed unless she attains the age of nine years, regardless whether the marriage is permanent or temporary. there is, however, no objection and other enjoyments, like touching lasciviously, hugging and rubbing the thighs, even with a suckling infant.

Yeah. That's not cool, Ayatollah. Crytoll is that not cool. Not cool, man. Yeah, there was a by, there was definitely a butt. I think I had an article about it too, but yikes. Big yikes, Ayatollah. Definitely a yikes.

Big yikes. But I'll tell you. I only find that funny. I don't even care about that because it's not even so surprising, but it's just there is this contingent of people who are pro-Palestine, pro-erun, they're like, obviously the Epstein files

is like a big thing for them. And they're just like, this is all about the Epstein. They're calling everybody pedophiles. And you're like, yeah, but this guy, too. It's just like everybody's a pedophile. Well, I saw a Pierce Morgan one.

It's like, we're ruled by pedophiles. Doesn't matter where you are. There's something going on. At the top. Yeah, just. Well, I saw, yeah, it was a lot of unusual alliances. Like, I saw like, one of the debates on Pierce Morgan or watched like some of it.

And it was just the different, it was kind of like, the different, the different factions that were agreeing. It was like two leftists versus two right wing guy and a left wing guy. You know what I mean? Yeah, of course. Sorry,

right wing guy and a left wing guy, kind of versus right wing guy and a left wing. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. It's like this very... Strange bedfellows. Oh, very strange bedfettles. Yeah, in the kind of like anti-war camp, I guess you'd call it.

People are very hyped up online. I posted a video... I posted... I was in San Francisco. I don't know if you saw this, but I posted a... I went to breakfast at this place. It was like a weird Middle Eastern place. The Shakshuka?

And I said, Dude, my mom. People were fucking losing their mind. My mom was like, Ryan just had that about a Shukkah? So I post, I was kind of fucking around. But I posted, I go, I went to this weird Middle Eastern place and they had this thing called Shashuka that they put under the eggs. Everyone should try this. I really recommend.

People were, I probably, that's the most messages I've ever got in my life. People being like, it's fucking, first of all, people go, it's Israeli, it's actually this. You never had fucking Shishua? And I was laughing so much because the place was Turkish, right? Yeah. I was loving the idea of posting the next day being like, hey guys, a lot of controversy.

I went back to the place and it turns out you're all wrong. It was Turkish. So I asked them. I asked the guy in Shishuka's Turkish. Common mistakes. It was weird. He spat on the ground and then said, no, disgusting.

It's Turkish food. I thought it was something else too. So I honest mistake. I guess we all were wrong. People were losing their minds. They were like, you've never fucking had Shishuga. Honestly,

you guys should put this under. I wanted to say that the one thing I would change it. I mean, I did believe that you had never had had Chakuka though. I, that was at least a potential. I don't think I've had it.

Apparently I was told that I have. However, when I posted that, I did know that people would be mad. Yeah. I didn't know the extent though. I didn't know that this is going to annoy people. Probably if there wasn't this war going on,

they would have gone out of the radar, but people are just really tense right out. I just also knew me giving people food tips. It's good. Like, just being like, you guys got a truck. this thing and I knew everyone was going to be like. And it was like in a fucking cardboard like styrofoam

container. That was the funniest part to me was like in this takeout container which I'm like I've never seen Shik Chukit to go. I've never seen it presented like that. Normally you get it in like the pan. Also I asked him to add a sausage onto the thing and people like

people I've never gotten so much hate. That's great. Yeah. So San Francisco for as much shit as people talk of it like a homeless hub it's an awesome city. Yeah. Yeah. But weirdly, we did six shows. Five of them were really good. And the first show on San Francisco was like 400 people.

And it was just a weird vibe. Like Eric came out immediately. Really? Dude, immediately he went on stage and we were all just like, what is this? And he came off being like, what the fuck? Yeah, it ended up being like fine and people seemed to have a good time. But like, for whatever reason, how is the biggest show on this run?

San Francisco, like 500 people. This is Friday night? Thursday evening, 7 p.m. And it was just sort of weird night. Weird. Yeah, I know. Yeah. I'm in.

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and announced East Providence, Rhode Island, get tickets at dandycom. Got to try it. Rubio. Yeah. He goes out there. And then basically, a lot of people were unhappy with him because he was just like, listen, we were going to drop our bombs earlier, but then fucking Israel was going to drop their record. Like, Israel was going to leak the record, so we had no choice but to drop our record.

He's basically like, yeah, Israel's just like the fucking girlfriend is just picking fights with dudes. Right. Essentially, he's just like, man, she just called like the biggest guy at the bar of fucking bitch. It's a lot like that. Went out of the parking lot and got me and I had to kind of clean it up. It feels a lot like that. I know. but then everyone was kind of like he's saying the quiet part out loud

because he basically came out and he was just like well everyone was like why did you do it then he was like well we had no choice because Israel went and fucking clogged I mean I think a factor of that that was like his their rebuttal was like no we're just talking about that one specific incident we were I think the thing is is they were they started it earlier this is what at least it seems is that because they had 40 of them like together because I guess like it was they

never, like they don't do bombing raids during the day, like, essentially like because of wind and stuff and like the sun and all this. I don't know. This is how I read it, but it was like, they normally do them at night. So they were like, yeah, there was happen. We found out that 40 of them were together in one place. So we're just like, that's our, that's our shot to take. That seems like the explanation. But yeah, Rubio is basically like, Israel made us do this. Come on. Let's be straight here. Yeah, you drop. I mean, it does seem like they're plan changing every day. the other way, Schengonger,

I thought was one of the craziest things I saw. He said, I criticized Iran's supreme leader Kamani a thousand times. He was oppressing his own people and preventing democracy, but there's one thing you can't take away from. He died on his own two feet

instead of kneeling to Israel. That took courage. He didn't bow. I felt like that was the, that was like the most frame-locked post-ever seen where you, that made me, that was like your brains fried

where you're just like, your take on it is that like, all the stuff that happened, and you're like, least he fucking had a middle finger up to Israel. That's all I want to go. Yeah, that's how I want to go. It's just a fucking J-dam just blowing me to pieces. I felt that.

You're just like, and then people also people looked up and they're just like, yeah, he actually didn't criticize that guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I saw that too. They're like, yeah, you didn't criticize him a thousand times. But at least when he died, he got, he's like on podcast, not on Twitter, obviously.

But like, yeah, I don't know, just someone dying and your first thought is like at least fucking, Yeah, this is Some people that can't process too many I mean this is such a I guess interesting Because obviously everybody's You know the all the people

Which rightly so And completely fairly so Like all the Americans who were just like Yeah we don't want this 20 year war again That's me Yeah that's I mean that's everybody Who's just like yeah Not everybody not Lindsay Graham

But uh you know all these people It's like 80% of people Yeah for sure And then there is like some element There is some page Where this might just be wrapped up next week well that's when I'm arguing the other side of it is that

so this is why both like both perspectives kind of are self fulfilling or whatever because in a weird way you can always say like this time it's different if you're arguing for the war and it is possible and then I'm you know it's like stocks though

if you have a if you have a friend that does managing your money and he does something super risky and he's right that doesn't mean it was a good move right right but what if he's wrong, but then he can just print you new money. He goes, I fucked up big time. Yeah, I lost all your money, but I have this button.

The argument is there's too high of a risk, and Trump's argument is like, I'm not like those other guys. They want these long wars. I'm in and out. Yeah, but he was also like, I'm the not the war guy. I'm too, on the two pump job. We're on literally two regime changes in the first two months of the year. Yeah, but.

And with a third in Cuba. about, but I would argue, and I think as a fair argument, that you can be like, well, yeah, because those just happened, you don't get to use them yet because you don't know. Yeah. You're just like, things are really good over there. You go, it's been, who knows? Yeah. You go, that one worked.

You go, we don't, you don't really know. I mean, there is some element where you could understandably from the Trump side where they're like, man, Venezuela went so fucking well. Like, we... But that's of course what they're saying, but you go, but you don't know, yeah. Everyone after two weeks of any of these things being like, fucking... Of course.

Look at us. We'll see. Probably another day or two. Yeah, you're right. It may be a 50-50. And there is the China element with the oil, which they haven't really discussed, but it is a factor. Oil me. Oil me.

Which is that, you know, China gets, you know, something like a- that was getting 800,000 barrels a day from Venezuela, a million barrels a day, plus from Iran, which is now shut off. And, you know, not to mention the fact that, like, you know, China's getting so advanced technologically. like I mean what we really like I was reading some stuff like we think they're like a little ahead of us just because they're Chinese you think that they're so good at technology no no they're they're way I racist they're way ahead of the US I think in a lot of stuff that and like it's a real like cope to just be like yeah it's an example AI fucking like robotics uh manufacturing like they have dude they have these um someone was telling me about the they have these radar boats whatever these like exactly they don't have Bernie Sanders trying to stop it. Yeah, they don't have it.

She just goes, yeah, go crank these things out. Like here, you know, if you need like munitions, which you do, because we're just fucking blowing everything up and all these, like, it takes a long time to make them here. There, they're just like crank them out like assembly line style. Like, they're just coming out. Yeah, but you know what Chinese, this don't be fooled, but there is, they have their side of that. Everyone's like, look how cheap these, and how easy to make it these Chinese products.

And then what happens after a day and a half, Daniel? They're fucking broken. Fair. You know what Chinese manufacturing looks like. Maybe that's what they want us to think, though. Would you want your fucking Chinese nukes? You go, I mean, again, obviously certain things, but I think that might be too the United States detriment to think that just like everything they're making is crap.

It is crappier. But it's like, dude, they were like, remember during COVID? They were like, they were putting up hospitals in like, you know, a month. Yeah, just like when they put up condos in a fucking month and the walls you can't. even, you can hear a guy fucking whispering in the next room. Yeah, maybe they cut some corners, but they cut corners. So I'm just saying there's another side of that too. And there's a lot of people with the large language models and all that stuff being like, you know, member for a second, you were kind of on that when they had their open source one. What was it called?

Deep Seek. Deep Seek. And everyone was just like, it's blowing everyone away. That's game. And then you kind of, it was like, oh no, the other ones pulled ahead again. Yeah, the AI model one is a weird one because that change, that's like such a dynamic thing. like every week. Well, yeah, but they're, they're so far ahead in the things that you can't quite quantify. I mean, dude,

if you saw their Chinese New Year thing with those dancing robots, I don't know if you saw that. Wasn't impressed me. You didn't see it? I don't know. I thought that it could already happen. Whenever they show me this new thing,

they go, look at these robots dancing you. I thought we already had that. Well, they had it last, they showed a comparison between the dancing robots from last year and this year. And like the jump was...

They cheaped out last year. Insane. I mean, it's just like the... You could be like, wow, that's crazy that they do that. The movements are better. how much better they got in one year. What else can they do other than dance?

That's about it. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure they can do all sorts of stuff. I'm not that impressed by dance and robots. Anyways, all I'm getting back to the China component is that there was some strategic element of the Iran thing, which is not really being discussed, at least by Trump, where they're like, yeah, we want to kind of shut their oil off, but give them some problems. Slow them, just like make them pump with the brakes a little bit. Well, yeah, that's why I'm in some ways glad that in times like this and that I'm not just like a partisan person that I just have to like argue every point.

Because obviously there is some things where you're like, okay, that's a good point. I'm like and whatever. I'm glad I'm fucking not the one that makes these decisions. But it's like the argument where you're just like there's not a great track record. Trump has a lot of track record. Trump has had a lot of different things. And by the way, Trump's done a lot of things that were fucking all over the place. You know what I mean?

But I guess on the other side, yes, on the other side of that, it's like, yes, he can very easily be like, if it's not going his way, back up and be like huge success. Right. That's the classic. Charmover, it's like if he starts feeling like this isn't working, he walks away and he goes, nailed it. And you go, it's actually kind of a mess over there. And he goes, we fucking, we nailed it. Anything bad that happened was because of Israel anyway. Yeah, we're actually, look, look at, it's amazing.

We got rid of the bad guy. There's like, there's another bad guy. Killed it over there. Killed the bad guy. So it's kind of net neutral. So maybe you take some downside. Look, a lot of the problem with this stuff is even if they're like, yeah, next week we're pulling out. I mean, he even said this.

He's like, yeah, they could put someone in and in five years we're just back in the same spot. In a month. Right. Okay, here's one. And then also Trump was tweeting these things. I feel like this is a hard sell a little bit. But they're tweeting. They go, President Trump is ending the Forever War that Iran has waged against America for the last 47 years.

Yeah, you guys hate Forever Wars? We're ending. We're not starting forever. Ever Wors were ending forever war. You have to sort of respect that one. That's so funny. That's pretty funny. The guy beaten his wife saying,

I'm fucking ending the violence that she fucking wants to have in this house. I'm putting an end of violence. I'm just getting it all out of my system just at once. There's one shot. It is pretty funny. Just like how unabashed it is. He's just like, he obviously, he goes, that's, I've always, yeah, that's what I meant when I said.

And he's before. Like, that's what I meant. So when I was campaigned. I didn't say which forever wars. And I didn't say how. Yeah, I didn't say how or I didn't say which ones. It's like literally Rob Ford with the smoking crack.

He goes, you didn't ask me which forever wars. Ask me again, which forever wars are you ending? The one in Iran that they're doing. You ask me the wrong question. You get the wrong answer. I don't know what to tell you.

Yeah. I meant I think the Forever War in Iran that they're doing. It was like kind of crazy. I also thought one of the other stupid things. that a lot of people were doing. Patrick but David. Yeah. We were joking about it.

Well, he wants to bring back the roast of Netanyahu again? Are we roasting BB? Is that what he wanted to do? Remember, we played it on here? Remember, he's just like, you know what? I think I figured out a solution

to why everybody hates Netanyahu. He hasn't been properly roasted like Tom Brady. Let's get killed Tony, all the guys from killed Tony, really just give it to him, you know? Jeff, you got the roast master in there. Jeff Ross. Just the whole crew, just really just

dressing them down, you know? Dude, PBD, talk to the employees like they're four years old. Like, everyone already knows his point. He makes them walk

through these 40-minute hypotheticals. Yeah, right. The guy's like, yeah, I understand where you're saying. He's like, no, no.

So you're at a restaurant. And the restaurant, the guy comes. You ordered a salad, right? But there's a log of shit in your salad. And the guy's like, yeah, I went,

well, you think next time you go to that restaurant, you'd want to go back there. The guy goes, probably not. He goes, no, but you have to

to understand. you've been to that restaurant and the guy's like yeah no if the guy shit in my salad I understand the point of me but uh would leave a bad review for the restaurant but in there's

their argument they were making they were he was like they were just talking about like how happy the people of Iran right now right and you go and then in the same breath he was just like yeah and then you know 50 years ago

the people were so happy and they got this guy in because these protesters which we were talking about the protesters wanted to get this new guy in he ended up being the worst and then the US

and in the same sentence he was like the people of Iran never get it right also look how happy they're, you know what I mean? You're just like, anything that happens you can find people anywhere. And again, if Trump got killed,

you'd see a lot of people celebrating. That doesn't, you know, and not to say it's not good or whatever, but it's just not an argument. No. It's like, if you are that person, good, and you're obviously, if your point is some people are happy, that's evidence,

but you go, that's not evidence of something. Yeah. And I am somewhat sympathetic to the America First people who are just like, why is this our problem? You know, like, why do we have to do it, you know? Yeah. I guess the argument about that is like, yeah, you guys put bases everywhere all over the fucking planet. Like there's military, there's like 19 military bases in the Middle East. You're like, you kind of do make this stuff your problem. Like, there's a reason why other countries don't have to deal with their shit. Because they're like, yeah, we don't put bases all over the Middle East.

Well, there's their argument that like, well, if they get a nuclear weapon and the worst thing ever. But it's like, but it's like, yeah, it's like if you put bases in the Middle East, then like, yeah, you're kind of inserting yourself into these dramas. Right. put bases there because they're like, yeah, we want to fucking dominate the regions and like, you know, have influence in these regions by having all these bases everywhere. But then you're like, okay, well, you're kind of arming you your problem. Like, you didn't have to put bases everywhere. Yes. You don't have to. Like, I'm sure you want to, but you don't have to. And what is the argument against that if they don't China will? Uh, potentially. But I mean, I think some of these bases are

way, yeah, maybe Russia. Yeah. And then they'll control these important, I guess. I mean, the straight-of-Hore moves is like 20% of world's oil transits through our daily. So and the argument is, yeah, if they don't do that, then people will be able to take over those things and that can, you know, fuck up the country. I mean, Trump's now like giving insurance. He's basically like the U.S. federal government is like providing insurance on these like tankers essentially,

which, because I think some of these these tankers. Insurance companies were like, nah dog. Well, I was reading something where like they get war insurance and then when a war breaks out, they just cancel the policy, which like makes no sense because you're like, I have like insurance against war and they're like but then they're just like invalidating.

Well that kind of what happened with Calci is people bet that he was going to get removed from office and then he died and they're like well no. Yeah yeah we don't let you bet on death and you go how did you think this was going to end Calci? Yeah that felt like what if he was going to I wonder if it would have worked if he yeah like how do you think the Ayatola gets removed from office other than death?

He says oh lost in a free and fair election. I'm going to cash out my Calci bet. it is a wild time where there's markets for everything even just like dude the new everyone is

everything's a money making opportunity right yeah and that's what you need to be thinking about personally is like how do I personally get rich off this of course if you're not a war contractor

what are you doing yeah even all the AI companies are just like yeah we do war now yeah we're the ethical AI companies like we're you war now

that was the big thing I'm literally right before the war was yeah of course anthropic is like yeah we don't want to use the thing and so we're like and then the Department of War is like

essentially like sanctioning them saying like they're a supply risk and then open AI pops in and it goes we'll do it and then literally like maybe three hours later fucking missile start dropping yeah and then they were like we actually used that mr ethical sam altman is just like a war contractor now yeah and then you're the you're the CEO of athian essentially essentially yeah but it's just funny where it's like dude the in the terrorist attack in austin within 40 minutes there was 80 people selling the like a law t-shirts and all this stuff. It's like everything's a money. It is a fucking cartoon world right now

where everything is just like a little money-making opportunity for weasels. Yeah, how does this terrorist attack benefit my drop shipping business? People are actually, guys, some, yeah, how to get rich in a terrorist attack. Now, some people think, yeah, yeah, yeah. Essentially. Here's what this terrorist attack taught me about B2B sales. Fucking on LinkedIn post. Yeah, the LinkedIn post.

but yeah Trump had a whole bunch of old tweets I predicted Obama would attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate not skilled is what he said and then he was like well no yes I'm ending the Forever Wars way

so there was a bunch of crazy shit like that the t-shirts for the after the Austin shooter were insane uh... I had a few of them it was just a pitcher of the shooter yeah crazy

crazy I mean I hope that's I like that's like the kind of stuff where I hope that's the federal government doing that. And everybody gets fucking put on a list. Yeah, there's a lot of people doing disinformation right now. RIP. Oh, yeah, if you buy the shirt, you go on a list.

Oh, how much of this one costs? This is, oh, $22. You can buy a picture of the shooter. It's a rest in peace. Of the terrorists. That's a crazy shirt. Crazy shirt to be wearing around. I know.

It's always funny when, I don't know. You tell me how much of this is true, but like a lot of times I'll see stuff with like Britain where uh it's like Britain's always kind of talking about like what we should do and you're just like you have zero power yeah who gives it's the equivalent of Canada being like oh we uh and you're like he's a shit really oh yeah it feels like there is kind of those two mark hardy even went and he he still he was like approved of it and then he kind of like walked it back and they're just like yeah we don't give it they're all like they're like one about international law and the u.n you're like it's i mean i don't even know what the u.n does

I don't even know what's going. You're at the bar. You text your chick like, hey, I'm going to have another beer. And she says no. And you're just like, this was a courtesy. I'm not actually asking it. Yeah, exactly. I'd rather you came home.

I wasn't asking you. Yeah. This was me being nice. Like, but I'm not actually asking your permission. I really don't know what you're telling you what's happening. I don't know what the UN does anymore though. There's kind of like, they're all like, excuse me. Can you please not?

They're like, yeah, yeah, we'll take that. Well, that's what there's sort of like, if you think of globalism as the like chick chick version, it is very like, And why are you swearing? Like, you know, can we just work together? Like, yeah. You're very collaborative. Globalism sort of the chick version.

And then I guess the guy version is just like, pretty cool. That one was cool. Right. Yeah. So they're trying to, they said a hack of cameras. I use wide cyber tech on Iran preceded Comanius S. Yeah, they had all their traffic cameras.

They've just been watching them forever. Yeah. Yeah, which kind of made. The hacks are going both ways, though. what's the other ones? Well, they're trying to everyone. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, I mean, Iran has been attempting to cyber attack the United States.

This isn't new. Like, they have, you know, they have a lot. They've been trying to do this for a while. They're probably just like really, if they have some sort of like big guns or whatever, they, but we're smarter than them. Yeah, they're not. I don't know. Well, I'll tell you, the propaganda war has been a lot of. I'm worried about Russia in that department.

Oh, yeah, in the smart department? In terms of, I mean, not like, Persians are smart, but I just, in terms of resources, I'm like, I'm not too worried. about the cyber. The thing I'm most worried about is being super religious makes you dumb too. Yeah, a terrorist attack on U.S. soil. Yeah. And honestly, if there... Between me and you, that would stink.

If there isn't one, then we could probably put that to bed that, like, if this isn't the thing that kind of makes it happen, like, you know, serious ones, then probably it's not the concern that maybe we thought of us. Then you're saying you ain't doing shit. Yeah. I mean, if this isn't the thing to make them do it, then maybe it's not that big of a deal. Well, there's propaganda going the other way, too. So this is an article in the Jewish Journal

And it says, is God an anti-Semite? This is a Rabbi Shmuli Yeah, Rabbi Shmuli gets like an award for creating the most anti-Semites How does this go fund me doing? 40 bucks It was like 400 bucks that we checked Rabbi Shmouli says

Let me be clear I do not believe in God Rather I am certain there is a God October 7th did not faith Shake my faith in God in God even one iota but it did make me question whether god likes jews god's an anti-summer god is an anti-summer what does god want from us jews why is it that he's seemingly broken so many promised us he says he loves us yet he allows us to be gangraped beheaded disemboweled slaughtered and cremated

gang raped yeah i don't know he's like uh a bunch of jews were gang raped by me why did god allow that also i punch my wife why did god allow I guess this is all probably October 7th. I think he's talking about October 7th. Might the Europeans not make the same argument? We love you to death. Anyways, top tier argument by Rabbi Shmuli. I mean, this is when you know you've kind of lost the plot.

Even God's an anti-Semite. Everybody's an anti-Semite. Even God. Shut up. When you're saying God needs, yeah, God needs his Twitter account taken away because he's an anti-Semite. Elon, can you do something about this misinformation from God? Anti-Semite. God.

The next one is, the Washington Post had a funny article where they said they're half the country and they're essentially Iran's future and they basically said that it'd be good because they're all minorities there and so we... Who women? No, there's like ethnic and religious minorities in Iran.

And he was like, it would be good because then the minorities would take over and we like we like when minorities get more. Look, Washington Post. We're in America. Okay. They're all minorities. There's no... All minorities. They're not different types of minority.

They're just minorities. I always thought that when they said Toronto's a majority minority and you're like, really hanging on to that minority title. Yeah, of course. Well, there goes, but we're all different kinds of minority. Majority minority, you go, you mean majority? Yeah, yeah.

And then the whites are like, we're minorities. Dude, Chinese people saying their minorities is like a, you go, you know, our Muslims, you're like, we're minorities. You go, you're a third of the population of the world. Of the world. Minority. Yeah, Indian people, we're minorities. years you go, I think there's enough of you and maybe drop that. Yeah, yeah, pushing it.

Often misunderstood about Iran's population, 93 million ethnic minorities, and they're indispensable to any credible translation. So anyways, they found a way to do an article about minorities. About, yeah, yeah. Hey. The Taliban's new penal code, two weeks in jail for breaking a women's arm, but five months for mistreating your camel. Hope you're listening. Is this, is this propaganda? Is this coming out as propaganda? 119 articles, violence against women, blah, blah, blah. Another article says, if a man mistreats an animal or provokes a fight

between camel, sheep, birds, or dogs, he will be punished with five months in prison, but you can break your way. I mean, it's hard to say, like, did this come down for the top, or is this just like, this is the only way their minds like know how to cover something like this

is just like, let's find the group that's being discriminated against and frame it in that fashion versus, like, Bezos being like, hey, we need, like you to crank. Yeah, but they wouldn't be doing this unless they were in line. Like if this was someone that was kind of like

pro the Iranian government, they would be like, obviously I'm not going to be posting articles about how like the men are misogyn is there right now. Right. So it's I think has to be, it's both. It has to be,

this is how I see things and I'm in line with that cause of the guy being gone. That makes sense. Bill Clinton on Epstein files was one of the funny things ever. That guy's got that dog in him. He could not, he could not put that thing on a leash. He's the bro, eh?

Yeah, he just cannot put that thing on a leash. man, even in like a deposition. Like his fucking dude, he's like, a lawyer is like cake like smashing his foot under the table and he's just like, good times. Yeah, did you see? They showed him, they had him looking at the photos

and basically he was like staring at the photos and his lawyer's like, you don't have to look at those anymore. No, like gritting like ear to ear. Those are the days. Oh, those were the days. Ham and Epstein holding hands over top of of a girl. It's like,

dude, it's the, uh, it's the photos you buy after like the roller coaster with him and Epstein. Man. Splash Mountain.

That was a good day. Yeah, just over a girl. Yeah, it was super funny. By the way, I had thought about Trump because,

you know how the hockey player? He posted a AI video. Kind of like how he does with comedians where he'll post like Theo Vaughn, basically a meme of Theo Vaughn to like a grandmother getting evicted or whatever.

Yeah, yeah. He did the same thing to the hockey guy where he has the hockey guy basically being like, fuck you Canada. I play for the senators or whatever. Oh, Brady Kachachuk. Yeah, yeah. But I feel like Trump is 100% the friend that you hang around with and he gets you in

trouble. Oh, he's getting everybody. Like him and Netanyahu are just fucking. Dude, yeah. Any? You go, like the wives are like, you can't go out with them. Don't you remember what happens? He gets you in trouble every, you can't go out with that guy without him getting in trouble.

Oh, yeah. Big time. The two of them. He's the guy that, you know, he says to you, he's like, remember you were saying that girl's hot? In front of your fucking wife, you know? No, he just shows up to your house. He's got a bunch of fireworks, like a fucking just giant bottle of vodka. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All rubbers. But I'm saying, you're going to your wife. Like, what are you bringing rubbers like to the what? What are you doing, man? He goes, what? What? Yeah, yeah. And then you hit him.

And he goes, why are you hitting me? What's the problem? Yeah. Yeah, you're like, what do you keep hitting me? And he goes, shut the fuck up. Remember that crazy night we had in fucking, you know, Vegas? and you're like, what are you doing? And you're like, I've never been to Vegas, Don.

Yeah, you have. You went with me. No, I've never been to Vegas. He goes, what are you talking about? We're at the Pilato, all those, you're like, I've never been. And he's just like, he has no problem, like, wrecking people's lives if it helps him, like, the slightest bit. Yeah. A woman has a groundbreaking solution for people not taking the U.S.

Women's Hockey seriously. Have you heard this girl? Okay, I'm just doing. What's the solution? Oh, if I go, then I turn this on. I don't. Okay. Okay.

There really only one way to solve this, and we're all thinking it. U.S. men's hockey team, if the women's hockey team is such a ha-ha-haha-he-joke, men versus women. I want to see the Olympic gold medal winning teams play each other, okay? Men versus women, head-to-head two best teams in the world. Winner gets voting rights in the next election. Amazing idea. She took it down within a few months, a few hours. I fucking love it.

What a phenomenal woman-brained idea. You go, this is, that just set women back a decade maybe. That's in that crazy. She goes, yeah, I just, I mean, if you don't want women to be able to vote, that's a good idea. But like in her- The score would legitimately be like probably 40 to nothing. But that's the world that some of these people are living in where like, that's actually, they go, they don't even know like women's power.

She's actually living in that world. And then everyone was like Dunkin on it and she like, but you're like, but what mind frame must you be in to like think that that, like think that. Do you know who Austin Matthews is?

No, she knows Austin Bowers though. Like he would score like 15 goals against the women. I know. Like on his own. It would be crazy. They wouldn't even,

I mean, they wouldn't even be like, if you actually got like a full like, you know, they were playing them like the Canadians, it would be over in the first minute. I've noticed a lot lately it's been to people

where you kind of look at them and you're just like, oh, I'm surprised that people's brains are that fried that there were things that they think. I agree. You know, it's another one of those? I'll see all the time.

It'll be like this actor that was like a regular on SVU or something, right? And then a huge article, people going crazy. Like, actor from this TV show had to work at Amazon. Or like, we found out this actor had to be an Uber driver. And you're just like, yeah, he probably made 80 grand that year. Yeah. Like in your mind He was in two episodes of a show.

Yeah, yeah. In their mind, someone that was like, guy number five on a show for a few years should be a billionaire. Like, what do you think? You're like, yeah,

he had a good year where he made 200 grand and then made 30 grand the next year and spent 100, you know, after taxes in California, he had 100 grand. Then he fucking was down a bid. Then the next year he had 20 grand.

Then the next year after that, he only booked one commercial. And then he was out of money within three years. You're like, it's 15 years later. They're like, yeah, he has a job.

Most actors have jobs. Yeah, well, I think they think of acting as like an office job or you're like, yeah, it's just like, it's the things you do. And soon you'll be like the head of the studio or something. Yeah, they want it to be that. Yeah, they want it to be this way where. How do you get fired? You're like, these are all contractors essentially.

Like, you just, you have contract to contract. People's minds are always so blown that there's some actor that was on some show that is still a multi-millionaire. And all you got to do is say, okay, oh, that actor, here's a photo of him. What's his name? What's this actor's name that you're defending? that you're defending right now. Who should be a billionaire,

mega movie star? What's his name? He goes, I think they were in season three of Better Call Saul. You go, what's their name? Yeah,

exactly. But it is, I, you're right, because I never recognized them either. It's always like, you're like, I guess I remember,

sort of, but you go, I didn't reckon. The Amazon driver guy, I don't, I saw a show, I don't remember.

But it's just so funny that people, like, that's what they think of acting where they're just like, yeah, obviously you, you know,

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Like there's some people who just like go on auditions and never book anything. Then there's the ones who actually like work occasionally. Like it's, you know, people who actually make a living from acting. You're like this is less than one percent problem. Is the amount of people that are very. very, very confident that their opinions are like way off on the things that I know about. Of course. I mean, that's everybody.

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Whatever my position is I would lose a debate to both of them Just because they know Just the same way that if we're talking about You know maybe comedy or filmmaking Or certain Possibly certain like Psychology and

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What do you think is Shailaboof? Vers the gaze. I mean, he's a real like Cholo kind of, the way he talks. I didn't realize he's just like, he's really like, man,

S.A. Like he's kind of like, Shilabu stinks, by the way. But he was just like, yeah, I got lucky. I don't know. He's a plagiarist.

Yeah, but at least he has the, self-awareness, we like, he's like, I don't know, I got lucky. I agree with you.

If I just saw this, I would be, uh, I would kind of think what you used think. I mean, however, nuts is, see,

I'm trying to word this properly. Yeah. Because I'm kind, I don't, I want to say like a hater, but he does certain things where it's like, he's the type of guy that, that,

that has no respect for things. Like, he goes and makes a movie, he copies someone else's movie. Sure. He says that. He goes, I just,

got lucky. It's like, yeah, because you actually are a weasel. There is people in this industry and that like did stuff that you did that weren't like good at weaseling. They actually were good. So he is very much like to the idea that like imagine we have a friend who is like made a bunch of sketches and they just literally copied everyone's thing. You go that to me is that's like the lowest very scumbag moves. So he does these kind of like scumbag moves that I find like very a scummy, but America loves a crash out and they love a guy that, like

Charlie Sheen, they love it. There's nothing that America loves more than famous guy that's like fucking acting like a cowboy. People can be like, he's just like me. Yeah. It's basically like my uncle. America media

is basically a frat yelling chug, chug, chug. Like they're chanting your name. When you start going crazy, start chanting here. It's like a party where your friend who is an alcoholic that's back on the sauce. And they're making him do a keg stand. Yeah, and they're yelling, screaming his name. That's like

America to someone that is having a mental breakdown. Yeah, like the goal is to have them just die. To the amount of people in the political realm where you're like, there's an actual person with a problem and they're just getting more and more and more popular and making more and more money. Chuck, chug, chug, chug,

oh, lay, allay, allay, allay, it's entertaining. Well, that is, obviously there's nothing you can do about it. That is entertaining having a crash out, right? Yeah, we like it. All the kind of like streamers and stuff have figured out how to fake it all. They figured out how to fake having a crash out

while they're actually, you know? Yeah, yeah, like fake. Yeah, yeah. Like, a guy like Adam 22 has figured out to just like game the thing. System, just say crazy shit. There's always, I always act like you're in, I guess he doesn't do that,

but there's lots of people that always act like they're in the middle of some big like meltdown, but really they're not? No, they're just, yeah. They're not, once the camera stop rolling, but just like back to normal. The other side of it, though, I will say,

pink news in all these places did all these articles about Shailaboof because Shailaboof said his gay comment where he was like, you know, a bunch of gay guys are like touching my leg, that scares me and all the gay pleaves were like, that's homophobic, this and that, like, all the gay places did a big thing, but you're just like, it's so funny because you're like, if a woman was in an interview right now and she goes, there was four guys touching my leg and that made me feel uncomfortable, what would your opinion be? Of course. You go, so men are bad unless they're gay, then they're good. Like that's, it is so obvious that that is your opinion that you're kind of like, okay, well. It's pink news.

No, I know, but it wasn't the only one. Right. You think that's the only, like, pro-gay thing that was given shy the? No, no, they're probably all. But you're just like, from a logical standpoint, you go, your point is that if a bunch of, if a girl says that a bunch of men were touching my leg and it made me feel really uncomfortable, that's fine. If a guy says that, you go, that's not fun.

You go, what's the difference? You go, he's gay. He's gay. And you go, well, why does that make a different? and you go they're better. It's the only logical. They can do no wrong. That's the only logical way

you can think about these things, right? But I'm, it does make me feel like a hater because I do understand that it's fun to be going, having crash outs and channel 5 guys. I mean, the ideal scenario is Shia Leboeuf is literally panhandling outside of a target at some point. Like homeless destitute,

and then the media could just be like, we did it. We did it. This is the ultimate. You want him to be like Delante. You know Delante West? What do you do? He used to play for.

for the calves with LeBron, and then he had like some mental health stuff. And now it's just, you know, maybe once every six months or some video and he's literally just like at an intersection. This guy played in the NBA, probably made $20 million.

And it's just him at like an intersection with a cup. And everybody's just like, Delante. Wouldn't he be better off going to like, uh, like a sports memorabilia shop with his cup? Everybody's trying. Like wouldn't you be better off?

He's so, but like, just from a homeless perspective. Yeah. Just panhandle outside of the basketball stadium. I mean, the thing is, is yes, and his autographs are worth not zero. Yeah, like your autograph is worth $5. Like, probably you could, but he's so cooked.

He's like, I don't, like, he's, like, mentally so gone that. From drugs? From drugs and stuff. And I think they say he has schizophrenia. So, and, like, every guy in the NBA is, like, we tried to help him. Like, we've all tried to help him. He just, like, can't be helped. Yeah, there's a few guys.

You know, he's, like, friends with LeBron James. Although apparently he fucked LeBron James' mom. But, um, that was the rumor back in the day. day. There's Delante West fuck LeBron James mom. But like everybody's like we tried to help him and he just can't be helped.

There's this there's a document there's all these documentaries right now in Britain about in cells. Yeah. And it's kind of crazy. Like if you see what's happening in like Britain, they're talking about in cells like it's 2000 fucking 10 still.

Yeah. But there's this guy who's kind of doing a document. Same with the CBC actually. CBC's website like I think I saw yesterday and it's all like the dangers of looks mexing. Yeah. stuff and in cells and all of shit. Yeah, yeah.

From incels to masculism, a toxic subculture goes mainstream. It's funny, I'll see a lot of dudes. You know they say pick me girls? There's a lot of guys that are pick me guys. Oh, fuck yeah.

But it's, people call them like male femas or whatever, but it is, I've seen a lot of it right now where it's pretty easy to get followers by being like a guy and just being like, you know,

as a man, like, I just know that the world would be better without us. Yeah, yeah, of course. It's just like, and then you look at the comments, it's a girl being like, could I love this guy anymore? You dropped your crown king.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a pretty easy one to... Of course. Yeah, you just have to have... How do you? But you get such a... Yeah, yeah, such a bitch move, man. Such a bitch move, yeah.

I mean, there are, I guess, the equivalent of the guys on Twitter who just, like, post whatever crazy shit because they just know it gets clicks. No, it's more the equivalent of, like, what Pearl does, who's like a... Which, by the way, I don't... If you meet, like, a black guy

and his whole thing is, like, how black eyes are bad. Unless they're like joking, like almost like what's his name? Jesse Peterson. Yeah, where it's like there's a funny undertone to it. It's like ridiculous. Like, he's like,

why are we all so violent? And that guy's clips are so funny. I do, he's so funny. But yeah, if you're just like actually that, you go, that is a little weird.

Yeah. You know what I mean? It's odd. Yeah. But you go, it's kind of like it is a little bit of like a self-loathing. It's like a, it's like a pussy move.

And it's just like this need for like this external acceptance kind of thing where you're like, why do you need this acceptance? Can't be a move for acceptance because you're... Well, not from your group. It's like from the other groups. From someone. Because obviously your group is going to hate you. And then you're like, oh, well, everybody else is going to like me. It's like a...

It's for dudes, it's like a getting pussy move. Yeah. I think for girls, it's like a getting money move, I usually think. Yeah. Yeah. The question is, is like, are these guys, like, this seems like maybe 10 years ago they were getting pussy from the same? It's like, are they still cleaning up? Probably yeah

I think anything with a shtick Kind of crushes online But I think it's yeah They figured out a way I mean that's hilarious And women are like 10 years in Still falling for this The best is if you can be

Sort of That guy But you don't look like you were that guy Yeah Like if you're a guy that Like if you were just like Dressed like super gangster Head to toe

And then you come out And you're like men are a problem Like that That works the best Are you There's a lot of like TikTok guys They're like a construction worker or if you can be like a bro

where you kind of are like a frat boy but you're like that yeah like that one old tizzy guy or whatever he's like he's like he's all like tat it up but then he's like I found someone who said something racist on the internet just ruin their lives yeah yeah if you can be like

if you can be like look like you're a bro but you're kind of your content is just like we're fucking the worst you know what I mean yeah that probably does okay that's like a good lane to be in you know you know what you are it's like you're the guy who gets invited

to like the sleepover with the girls and you like talk shit about the boys with them. Pillow, win the pillow fights. They're the fucking worst. I hate men. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's a move for sure.

It's a move, yeah. It shocks me that it still works. Like usually, it's like almost like stocks, you know, where you find, like, some inefficiency, and then it basically gets whittled away because too many people do it. It's just like the fact that this is still, this inefficiency still exists.

I don't think it works as good in real life. No. Because it requires, because it needs to be like happening. and it's vacuum a little bit, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if it works in...

If you're in a group of guys... Okay, put it in a college. If you're in a college, well, status is important, right? So, you know, then they talk about, like, the things that make, like, people attract to a woman, right? It's like, yes, looks,

and even the looks max talk, but, like, status is the most. Yeah, and people say money, but it's not at status. Status, yeah. And that's why we say always, like, yeah, but you could be the guy, the man in your, like,

Dungeons and Dragons crew. Of course. Right. There's always someone at like Magic the Gathering. He was like, that guy gets so much ass. So if you're at college, if you're in line, if you're just online, your status is like your followers, right? So you're kind of like, but in like an actual social situation, like imagine at the

comedy club we used to say this. Or if you're in like a group of boys, like let's say in college, like I had, we had like my friends like the 10 or 15 guys. Then there was like the 10 or 15 women we hang around and that's kind of like your extended circle. If a guy was constantly like just like pandering to the women, the dudes would be like this guy's a bitch. Right.

So his status would be low. So the points he'd be gaining in real life would be lost from his status. And the women would be like, oh, yeah, we like that. But then when you find out all the other guys are like, oh, he's a pussy. Like that would, they would see that and it would take it away. Yeah, it would correct, overcorrected, right? So, but it works better online because you don't have to see them kind of like in an actual social situation.

Plus those guys are probably just deleting all the bad comments. Yeah, sure. But the comments, they can think like, well, that's not in my world. That's from people that aren't in my world But in real life, you do have a world Of like people, you know what I mean? So to me that's why it doesn't work in real life Because you can't sell out all the people around you

Without like losing all your status Right, yeah, yeah, that makes sense Yeah, it's a embarrassing thing Yeah, so it's an embarrassing thing You'd be one of those guys right now Yeah, but unless you hang out with all guys like that In which case you get no status because you're all doing it. Exactly

So it either does nothing or it hurts Yeah, you have to be like the edgy male feminist you're like how do I kind of you would yeah you'd be like how do I like separate you like drop like one questionable comment here and there just to kind of differentiate yourself from the other one right you'd have to differentiate yourself because you can't it's a race to the bottom yeah it's a race to the bottom where you go I'm I'm licking your feet in front of everyone that's how much I so much I so that's a race to the bottom where you just like I hate men so much I'll never speak like that's a race to the bottom and if there's guys that aren't that around you can't just

constantly be taking like the the chick side over the men no matter what the logic is without people eventually being like it's a weasel. Yeah, he's a weasel. And if you get branded as a weasel, then all it takes is like your friend's dating one of the guys and the guys are like, nah, we don't like that guy. He's a weasel. And then she kind of, and then all of a sudden like everyone thinks like, oh, that guy's a weasel. Yeah. And then it doesn't work anymore. It doesn't work anymore, yeah. So it only really works like really good online.

Interesting. Yeah, that probably makes sense. It's still embarrassing. Still embarrassing that it exists. Like still. Yeah. But there was a guy who was doing this interview. he was trying to do an interview on like in cells and adolescence and all that stuff right and then he starts interviewing um no he's interviewing one guy who's like knows about incels but like he's not a he's not like a activist okay and he was like how many people do you think was you know how many crimes after watching adolescence and all that stuff how many crimes do you think were like actually like that were done by incels worldwide and the guy was like i don't know a million the guy's like four

Four. You know what I mean? And you're like, how money was done by this? And it was like a thousand, you know, and it was just kind of like the amount that people have like

moral panic themselves into this. For sure. Yeah, where they're like young white boys are like basically committing all these crimes. And I'm like, let me pull up the actual statistics. And they did an article on deadline.

They said, teens are over superheroes. Want to see more connected masculinity on screen, survey says. And they're kind of pushing that like, you know, they want these superheroes.

They want the crying supermen and stuff. But basically, when they asked, they go, hey, when we asked Grand Z, they go, do you want portrayals of fathers who enjoy parenting? And they said yes. And you're just like, things like that. They're just like, would you want to, would you want your superhero to like beat his son up or actually be a good dad?

And they're just like, okay, good dad, I guess. Like, they asked questions where everyone would probably answer that too. Like, I guess, I don't know. I mean, I just want a thing where I can just watch it and it's good. I don't want to, I don't want to have to tell you what I want. I want it to be the other way around. Yeah, but do you want a father that enjoys parents? parenting or a father who shows some love to his kids or would you want a father who's not

affectionate and an asshole and just like most people are going to be like I don't know yeah I mean it's a complicated like I don't know it depends on the context of the movie I'm watching I suppose because they yeah that's true but I think that they think in their mind they're like they don't want masculine because they assume like being a good father is like what like right wing people think is uh cool or being a bad father, you know what I mean? Like caring for their kids is womanly and they're like, well, no, we don't necessarily. That's not really like a commonplace value that like you should never. Never. Yeah, yeah, like never do. Be a bad dad. Like somehow like a good. Be a bad dad. So fucking sick. Do you want to talk about the open AI thing for a second? Sure.

Because, uh, well actually, I'll tell you a Canada article. This is a, you know, I'm talking about the globalism versus, uh, what's the opposite of nationalism? Yeah. Be the opposite of globalism. Yeah. Open AI has shown it can't be trusted. Canada needs nationalized public AI. So they had one era and there's like the government. CBC AI. That is going to be the worst shit on fucking earth. Although there is one interest.

There is some, I saw some, because like Canada doesn't have any many leaders in the AI space at all, but there was some company that came out with like some super fast AI that was like built into the hardware of these chips. Coming AI? Coming AI. But other than that,

you're like, I don't know, I don't think Canada has like a really developed AI space. No. I mean, if you're good at AI, you're like, open airs like, get the hell out of there. You're like, come to America. Here's a hundred million dollars. I can make $70,000 working for, you know, there.

Or I could make, you know, four million plus equity. Yeah. It's just, it's not good. But the notion that the government is going to figure out AI. I mean, first off, probably at this point, I'll be like, yeah, we got this Chinese one. I know. Yeah, we just repacking. Can you imagine in a fucking ever?

Oh, my God. I can imagine that they actually are having this conversation. because they're so cooked. They're like, yeah, we need, we need AI with tons of guardrails, like, even more so than any of the ones, even more so than any of the ones that are like anthropic open AI and just. In my opinion, the anthropic fight, like, because you kind of described the way that it happened, which is, you know, the anthropic got in this fight with Trump, they're kind of at odds. And then also, they're just like we want, we were, they're like, they have, they need some of the government needs AI for, you know, war essentially, the Department of War. And they're like, yeah, we need to have no guardrails. Like, you know, if something's happening, like there's a nuke.

Like, we need to be able to use this and not have it say like, sorry, I can't help you with that. And then the CEO was essentially like, well, if something like that's happening, you can call me. And they're like, call you. We said at someone we knew said they know someone that was in that meeting. Yeah, yeah. And they said, no, that's confirmed. They actually were like, what do we do? Like, for example, if we say civilian and then we're like, well, we think this is a civilian, then the thing.

And then they go, who decides whether you can't do if there's civilians there. whatever and they go who decides that what is sometimes you're like yeah we have two minutes to make this decision and they're like you can call someone at open AI literally call the CEO Dario Modi and just he's like you can call me and we can discuss it and it's like yeah we're not doing that it kind of switched too because all these people

got really mad that open that open AI signed the deal like sort of you brand yourself is like I mean that guy how many times does Sam Aldman have to be like we're the ethical company it's like okay we're firing all the ethical people like he's clearly how much money can I make that's what

He's doing. And there is like this arms race where, you know, there's this element where you're like, okay, well, we have to be competitive because we're getting, you know, this is so close. Yeah, but you can also have a mission. Yeah, yeah, that's true. I mean, they had the thing. You know, a mission and their mission used to. Do you see the thing with the trans shooter in BC with OpenAI?

Yes. I don't know if we talked about last week, but basically, uh, the trans shooter was talking about killing people, like doing a math shooting. And then it got flagged by Open AI, this text. And then they were all in. person reviewing this chat being like should we say something they had like a big meeting is this crazy or nah uh essentially and then they were like yeah let's not say anything well i guess this doesn't meet our level and they didn't say anything and then the shooting happened but most importantly is like people think

that they're talking to this black box that and they're like no no no they have access to all of your yeah yeah they're jacking off to it yeah they have access to every single one of your chats but uh yeah a lot of people were pissed like i saw so many people canceling open a i over this well i from a branding perspective, that's fair, that they're just like, well, now you're like, hey, we're going to get involved in the war thing. However, from an actual idea, from an actual perspective underneath that, the same is like, I think the same way, I don't think that the government should be able to get involved in the private companies things. And I don't think the, obviously, like, I don't think the private companies. Yeah, private companies should not be like, just like when,

you know, like when Jack Dorsey kicked Trump off Twitter. Like I felt like, yeah, they shouldn't be able to do that. Like, you know what I mean? No, but this is, yeah, this is more like, you know, we'd like to license your product, essentially. And I mean, I know Google did a similar thing. Yeah, but then they're saying like, well, okay, but then you got to change the product if you want us to license it. Right. And they're just like, well, why would we do that for you? And you goes, because it's the biggest contract you've ever have in your life.

By far. Yeah. And again, they're like, we're not some, we're like, we're the government. Like, it's, yeah, it's a difficult. It's really like not that crazy. They're just not that not that not that's just like an opinion thing, but I'm saying it's not that like complicated. You're just like you want them as a customer. They want this. You say no. Okay, they find someone else. It's not that like complicated of a thing. Well, they make it complicated because they're like now we're designating you like a supply chain risk.

Essentially so like no I think essentially like no US companies or not you know US companies no US government can do business with you. They're maybe going to do that. And that's what Hegseth wants to do. And I don't think they're actually. going to. But yeah, that's the doomsy scenario. They're like, well, they're forcing everyone to divest. I don't think that happens. Yeah, that might just be a, again, that might be a threat. A threat from a person who can't actually, who can't even do it. Yeah. They're just like, want you to play ball. Yeah. And then Jack Dorsey laid off 2,500 people. Yeah. No, 4,000 people. Oh, I thought it was 2,500. Yeah, but that was another, because that was, that was the worst investment I ever made, by the way, is buying Square. Yeah. Yeah. I think I had,

like, whatever shares of Square, I'm down, like, 90%. Yeah. Yeah. Snorcy. rule. That's the thing is everybody was like full, you know, Dumer AI. There goes, it's beginning. Like the AI layoffs are beginning. And all they did. Your company's been falling apart for fucking 10 years. Not even that, but they all they did was like, they went back to their 2020 headcount. Like they hired during COVID 4,000 people. They were from 6,000 to 10,000. They're like, yeah, we don't need this many people. We're just going back to 6,000. Convenient excuse for Jack Dorsey.

And their stock was already down like fucking 80%. Yeah, yeah. But it was convenient excuse for Jack Dorsey. to just say. I think it was a convenient excuse as well. Yeah, it's just say, oh, it's like the AI stuff, but it's like, snorsey thinks he's so cool, man. He, snorcy? He does think he's.

In his mind, he's like, uh, he's the like quintessential, cool tech guy at Burning Man. They don't even know that I'm having orgies, but actually I'm so smart. I don't think, he actually rubs me the wrong way too.

Well, he's the guy who, you know, when they took over Twitter, like Twitter was super bloated too. And Elon Musk fired 85% of the people. and Snarcy's a bitch. He works fine. He is a fucking bitch. I wouldn't be saying as much

if I didn't lose so much money on Square. I feel a little better about it. But yeah, that one actually I wasn't super concerned about. That seemed everybody was hitting the panic button immediately being like, oh, it's common. And you're like, no, he's just doing everything every other tech company already did, which was like, you know, meta did this three years ago, which were like, yeah, we don't need all these people. Yeah.

We hired too many people. We don't need them all. I thought these were like a little overblown. And all the people that were kind of like messaging are being like, oh, this is how big of a thing it is. Like this stocks up 25% because he fired all these people and replaced them with the eye. And you're just like, yeah, but also it was down way more than that. And it was going to keep going down. And he was like, okay, I'm trying something.

And people were like, all right, we'll give you. And you just never needed those people to begin with. Right. You never need those people. You already were over bloated because you thought you were going to grow a ton and then you didn't. Yeah. Like I have some. You bought people like you were going to grow.

and then you kind of didn't, weren't able to. So you're like, okay, well, we need stagnation employees. Yeah, essentially. Like, they had, I was looking, there was other, like, I saw a comparison with some other companies. And essentially, you know, there's all these companies that are way bigger market cap who have way less employees, like Coinbase and like all these companies. You just don't need this many people.

Yeah, yeah. You know, it's one of those things where why you hire those? He was old school adult daycare style. Oh, big time. Yeah, because he wanted people that can come to his company retreat. and watch him smash. Apparently he had a... Polycule.

He had a $68 million Christmas party. Sounds about right. It sounds about right. Oh, he's always, like, getting photographed at, like, the game with, like, Jay-Z or something like that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, the guy's billionaire.

Start Twitter. I don't find him to be cool. No. Maybe that's what you think is cool? I don't... I don't... No, he's not particularly cool. He strikes me as, like, cool the way that, like, Tim Ferriss is cool, where it's, like, a guy's,

like, a guy's, like, impression of a cool guy. Yeah. This is, like, a tech guy's like, he's. like impression of a bit of a try hard yeah in the cool department like yeah you anyways even being the resident AI doomer I was like this is nothing burger me too yeah I don't like that phrase by the way nothing burger gives me the ick which another phrase I don't like did you just give yourself the ick yeah right just give himself the ick with the egg like exception nothing burger is it's like it's like it's like a it's techling it's like nothing burger circle back on that circle back

a lot of people I saw Billy Corgan out there he's been doing press saying this but a lot of people have you seen that there's been like a lot of memes of being like

posting like some 41 or like Blinkway 2 or like these pop punk bands kind of being like you know we need white boys to go back to making this music and this and that and it's just funny

because I've been saying forever that like there was a very uh coordinated effort to be like no rock like

white music's out and rap is the like the mainstream music right yeah and i was like there in music well this happened and billy corgan sort of been saying this too but i felt like i was the one of them there hasn't been that many people's the version of this because i used to always say this to people i go what was the last band that was famous yeah like you know big really famous but but he mentioned this he goes it's kind of like in comedy where it's someone might say that like oh trevor noah is more famous than joe rogan like because trevor noa will be like hosting award shows and this and you're like Like, it's not even close.

You know what I'm in? Not even close. But a lot of these bands, like, their ticket sales are, like, way bigger. Like, they're not even the same league as, you know, bands and DJs and stuff like that. But people will pretend it's more famous and more relevant and more mainstream, right? Right. But, I mean, you are right. Like, there are no new bands.

Dude, I remember at the time when it was, like, switching where they were just like, no, this is what's getting pushed. This is what's going to be on the radio. They're pretty big, I guess. But one that was like, in the mainstream is what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Where's like you'll hear about like the way you hear about like Drake or the way that you hear like this is a pop culture figure.

You like the billboard stuff. Yeah, there'll be ones that are on there but they won't get treated like they're like it's not pushed the same way. Because they sell tickets and they sell streams. But they're not like culturally significant. They're culturally ignored. Yeah. Because the culture. I mean, I can't name one.

So that's probably pretty good proof. It seems like for that for. Pung it's all country, like, singer-songwriters are the ones who are cultural significant. But, yeah, he was sort of saying, it's like, I don't know, the man behind the curtain stuff, but there was a deliberate push to do it.

So I think it's funny when they're like, men, though, they need to go back to making these, and you're just like, well, yeah, except you, like, did a, the industry did a very big push to make that go away. Right. Whereas, like, if you were, like, when I was growing up, it was like, okay, you can,

if you were a guy that was like a band guy, such as myself, it was like, that was like a thing, you could, all of this, was still like niche, but it was, you know, people that would form bands. You saw other bands. You saw other bands doing that. Do it. Whereas if you were, if you grew up, if you were like, if you're like 20 now, you're

just like the only way, if I want to be a musician, you're like, oh, okay, there's DJs, they got popular. There's, you know, rappers that got popular. You're like, that was, that's the only way, or country or like, yeah, yeah, they're like, I don't know. Or I become some, like, kind of solo artists, you know, that has like songs that sound like a band, but it's really just me and I kind of build my social media. Like, there was these, like, new pathways that started popping up.

but really... Yeah, the idea that you're gonna start a rock band in your garage with your boys. And you will get any sort of, like, there's any sort of system for you to go through, like, okay, you get on the radio here and then you get, oh, maybe you, you know, there's these labels,

then you can get on this. Like, there was all just like the underground stuff existed. There was no, like, mainstream version of it. No. Yeah, I don't... But that was very much... But he's saying that it should come back? No, he was saying it happened on purpose.

It happened on purpose, and it's just not coming back. Well, I'm saying it's... I guess the point I'm making if I said it in a nutshell, is this thing, was done on purpose and then people are like hey whatever happened all this like we missed that that was way better and it was like yeah it was like and you set it up so that nobody could do it that's kind of the point you're not making those interesting i mean that makes sense i mean it's

there is an element where you're like yeah if i don't see anybody so same thing they probably did with movies or whatever it's like why would i do this if i don't see no good movies it's like you because you you anything there was anyone that was going to make good movies you like you essentially forced them out of the industry basically yeah you just destroyed the industry and go yeah, that's where your fucking movies went. But people have started to post that a lot. Like, you know, they've posted a video. There's like a meme where people are kind of noticing it the other way too

where they're just like they show like a limb biscuit concert and it's like they realized there was this many fucking like young white dudes like together and they were like we knew we had to end this or whatever. I mean, that's why like creed is like so popular all of a sudden stuff. Yeah, because well that's it's nostalgia. It's nostalgia. It's not resurgence. It's nostalgia.

But it's nostalgia, but it's also like, yeah, those are the only remaining versions. of that. Yeah, anytime you hear like, oh, there's a rock star and a thing, it's Dave Grohl. Yeah, Dave Grohl or something. You're like, that guy was popular 45 years ago.

Yeah, but you're like, that's, you know, it's like, when was the last good? No, not. Last good comedy movie. You're like, 15 years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, if you want a good comedy movie,

I can point you to 15 years ago. But it's just crazy to, like, ruin the world, then miss it. Probably happens a lot. Okay, I got a whole bunch of stuff to talk about on this Patreon. And you guys got to be over there,

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