The Boyscast with Ryan Long - The Death of Lindsay Graham

Episode Date: July 16, 2026

Lindsey Graham dies, Climate change causing increase in child marriage, and fat-shaming at an all-you-can-eat sushi buffet.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS!   GLD - Go to https://gld.com and enter code BOYSCAST for 40% off Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit   Upcoming Shows:  Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong   Danny Shows: Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Atlantic City, July 19th Punchup.live/dannypolishchuk   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: [e-mail] with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters:   00:00 - Somber episode 04:19 - Intro 04:44 - Lindsey Graham 06:44 - NDA's expiring 15:13 - Politicians so old 17:31 - DATES - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://punchup.live/dannypolishchuk for tickets! 17:46 - Ryanair accident 19:42 - Louis CK 22:05 - Fat shamed by all you can eat calorie counter 31:57 - AD - GLD - Go to https://gld.com and enter code BOYSCAST for 40% off 34:13 - Little Italy snubbed on immigration map 40:58 - Rent-a-dog 42:34 - Groundbreaking science reports that cannibalism is bad for you 45:00 - Bill Gates daughter involved in app scam 52:55 - At-home lipo for $95, what could go wrong? 57:52 - Climate change driving child bride sales 1:03:56 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 1:05:53 - Bishop embezzles money for Tijuana brothels 1:06:57 - Jail Tik-Toks 1:13:04 - Black Israelites 1:18:19 - SLPC Hate map 1:21:21 - Brief dive into r/Straightpegging 1:28:55 - Wrap up

This is the boys cast morning one of the greats gone far too soon. Ripped to a real one. Before, you know what, on the way here, before we get into, we've quite, you know, obviously we have a whole funeral service planned out. Very somber episode. To the LG. But on the way here, I stopped at a coffee shop and I took a picture of this. So it says, are you Q&L, queer, nerdy, lonely?

And so I thought I should show this to you, but queer, nerdy, lonely. Not lonely. I'm not lonely You're fucking lonely I'm not yelling lonely I'm not lonely at all But and then I just I just googled it so it says

Gamley app.com Okay So it's like a family but Gamley It's like a family Gay family Gay family called Gamley

So I don't know how much seed money They really I don't know how much seed money This sounds like a vibe coding thing This was vibe coded So But it was up at the coffee shop And it says

if you're queer, nerdy, and lonely. And by the way, they take that very seriously. Don't go in there if you're just lonely and queer. Right, right. If you show up, if you're some cool, gay, lonely. Yeah, like, you want to like go to the Knicks, watch the Knicks game. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're right.

You walk in and you're just like, hey, queer, nerdy. And you go, don't fucking look nerdy to me, pal. Where's your glasses? Yeah, let's see your fucking magic deck. Okay, okay, that's interesting. How many mana does it take to put the Black Lotus out? I don't actually know. They go, get the hell out of here!

I'm just gay and lonely I'm just exactly I'm just lonely but you're not Gnerda lonely Well they'll be probably Yeah You know out of this will become a niche of just gay and lonely And nerdy and lonely

Right right right That's what I'm saying they're kind of like This is just the start Yes we're gonna do gay and nerd Or those two things already exist And then we're just gonna do lonely and nerdy Like there was like a gay And lonely nerdy and lonely

And they're like there's not something really For queer people Hey guys I'm here for white and nerdy Oh what the fuck This coffee shop does not allow any weird owl to play. We are hipsters. They hate the weird owl song, White and Nerdy, right? They're just like, I guess.

We like gay and nerdy. And we like gay and nerdy lonely. And we actually don't even like gay and nerdy that much. No. No, no, no. That's at all. That's its own thing. Don't, exactly.

It's completely its own thing. So unlock romance. Be yourself, build connections. But the whole thing is, so it's an app that gay, nerdy, lonely. It's very neat. They can meet gamers, and then you become gaming partners. So it's Tinder for gaming. You're swiping through people that you want to game with, but they have to be gay and nerdy and lonely.

Right. And then maybe some hookups. Well, that's one thing, too, is you probably walk by one of these guys from. You're like, yeah, I recognize you from the gay and nerdy and lonely app. That's kind of interesting because you're at this park with five different friends. Care to explain to them? I met them on the app. I guess I'm not lonely anymore.

And they go, so why do you sell a profile? I guess delete yourself, then. Yeah, it's like when you have a girlfriend and you still have like a fucking profile on Tinder. Yeah, yeah. What's going on here? I'm watching you hang out with your boys. It's kind of a little bit interesting. Boys might be, yeah.

Well, they're in the old, more of like... They don't like being called that. In the Boys Town sense, you know? Which, by the way, it is funny because I was by the Canucks Bar. It is funny that it is in the heart of the gay town. So they have a Canadian bar where they only play Canadian sports games. And it's ridiculous. We mentioned that we went there before, but the one thing that's so funny to me is at the

Canadian sports name. They have a meetup where all these Canadians meet up, which is similar to this, also gay nerdy and lonely. But they have these Canadian meetups and you were talking to these people and they're like, yeah, we actually, I met my spouse on there and this and that. And they go, yeah, we meet up and you go, you guys are from fucking Toronto. Yeah. Like, you're more normal

culturally to New Yorkers than you are. Like, people like want somewhere where you can watch like the Leafs game. Yes, but people from tech but you're like, oh, I'm in New York. It's like, I miss people from Toronto. Right. They're acting like this someone from, you know, Ukraine and they're, I miss Ukrainians. Yeah, yeah.

He's like, it's not like some big cultural shock where you need people from your motherland. Yeah. But it's right in the heart of the gay town. Anyways, if you're looking for an app, this is an unpaid endorsement for the gaylority. Canadian? There's an app for that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I don't know. I saw that on the way here and it was killing me. So run the intro. The boys. We've been We're here a day or two early. And one of the reasons is people had to leave

and then there was some blah, blah, blah, stuff that doesn't really matter. So I spent most of the morning working on my Lindsay Graham post. I couldn't figure out the perfect song for it. I was thinking Tears in Heaven is probably the fitting. Queers in Heaven? Is there a Weird Al version of that? A little too spicy for Weird Al.

I actually what, by the way. Weird Al's had that idea but just doesn't have the stones. Well, some people were saying Lindsay Graham got killed. And for those, we've kind of done a lot of jokes about him because he kind of is like the figurehead of like wanting war, right? Yeah, I will say I didn't realize that he was like a decorated military guy. Ruzzy. Yeah, he was like in the military for like 33 years. I also didn't realize that.

He was like a colonel. So when people were making jokes, is that what people were making jokes? Is that what people were saying like this is like a veteran? Is that? Well, no, I just like, because everybody's, you know, he's, he's such a warmonger, but then I always assumed he was more like an armchair warmonger. Right, that's what people said. They go, you'd never send, you'd never want to go over there.

And he's like, I did. Yeah, he's like, I did. In fact, I wish I could, but I'm old now. Yeah, I didn't realize that. I had no clue that he was in. I thought about making a joke about it online, but I realized that I don't think I'm that guy. Yeah. I mean, maybe in this far, but I'm, I learned my lesson with the crazy face guy.

You, well, you are that guy. you are that dude, right? Like, you're... I'm not... I'm a bad boy. Yeah. I'm not saying, I don't do... I don't post wild stuff,

but I'm not really the joke when you died guy. Yeah, the only joke I would... No, I'm not a joke when you die guy. The only joke I would have made is something about his roommate. Must be devastated. His long-term roommate. I was...

They did some stuff cross my mind that I was thinking, because some people were posting that, like, they think he was killed. And I wanted to quote tweet it and say that they put the cyanide potion and they put the cyanide on someone's dick. They replaced the poppers with cyanide. They poisoned his poppers. Well, this is the interesting part about him. And I think a few other people that posted this.

And I don't know how real it is. I looked into it and I couldn't really get to the bottom of it. About whether he was killed? No, not whether he was killed, which we can get into. But more so that apparently there's all these NDAs that now. expire. I saw this transgender... I don't know if that's true. Yeah, I don't know if that's true either.

Because who the fuck knows? But yeah, there's some... But it was some... There's like a Hexeth one that's going that's going away right now. But there's all these politicians have all these NDAs. And then when they die, they go away. So, by the way, NDAs should be for life. For... You mean afterlife, too. For the life of both parties. Yeah, that's just forever.

Yeah, it's not like, exactly. You die and then it's a free for all on you. Yeah, come on. Then what did I give you that money for? Money. The day. fucking Derek Jeter dies. Who. Because we used to the estate.

The ADA King, man. Right. So when you die, it's just a free throw on your grave. It's a free for all to just harness your... It's like, you did get some remuneration. Well, your estate, yeah, your estate should still be like kind of in charge of that, I guess, right?

Yeah. Getting the money back. Right. But apparently that's not how it works. Okay. I don't like it. A lot of found. Do you think they will do explosions of, you know, at the funeral and sort of,

like, I mean, he's a military guy. He's getting a military funeral. That's what I mean. Oh, yeah. It's going to be more like sparklers. Do you think he's a bit of a dandy? Do you think he was about to announce that he turned on Israel?

That is. No, he loved Israel and he hated Iran with a passion. But do you think it's possible that Lindsay Graham was about to start telling? Maybe. Maybe he's about to. Maybe he kind of just let some slip when he was, because he was just in Ukraine and, you know, there were like, some people are like the Russians killed them, which, you know, The Russians do...

That was a big one. Yeah, the Russians... They don't love them. Yeah, that's the one thing. I don't know the answer to this, but, like, the Russians are big on, like, poisoning people, which looks like a heart attack, but I feel like when you do an autopsy, you're like, no, it was poison. The difference is in Russia, they don't do autopsies.

They just go, hey, he had a heart attack, and they go, yeah, yeah, he's getting... I mean, he's getting... I mean, again, it's not a crazy thing for, like, a out-of-shap 71-year-old to have a heart attack. Right, but he was... You have to understand, though, when you're, he was up and at him. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

And like, he was. That's what they used to always say. I don't even know if there's just a Trump thing, but I think he said he was like, he was in, he would be in like these war meetings and then he would bring Lindsey Graham because they're like, they're all fucking this guy's a psycho. Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's brought. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, to me, the funniest thing about just people, that ilk in general is the Southern Dandy accent. Yeah. But you love war, right? I mean, similar to Scott Besson thing. They probably also, although he was, to his credit, I guess,

it's like he didn't die rich, like in government for 35 years or something, 30 years. And I think they said his net worth. Wait, Lindsay Graham didn't die rich? Like his net worth. So he was for the love of the game. Love of the game. I think they said his net worth was like a little over a million.

What? Make an 175K a year for like ever. Is it in the roommate's name, possibly? Possibly it's in the roommate's name. it's possible. But so he wasn't in any of that shit. He really was just love of the game. It was like,

you know, when he was like, yeah, we're about to fucking blow up this like brown town. They're like, do you want to buy some stocks of, uh,

yeah, yeah, yeah, like we're about to, Grumman. And then he was like, what to fuck? I don't,

what? Yeah, like that's, no, I want to buy like a bigger TV. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Can we get bigger TVs,

maybe some caskets? But the southern dandy accent when you're into war is just like a, like, he's in heaven right now. I'm just being like telling God. He was like, just so you know, the devil is. Do you think he's in heaven?

I think he's in heaven. But the way that I... Well, I just want to tell you that devil over there, he's been talking mad smack about it. Do you think he can finally use his real accent in heaven? Like he doesn't have to stop pretending. The gay accent. Heaven is just really letting a rip. Where I do declare...

He's starting shit in heaven. Yeah. He's probably like that. You know that? Ukrainian man. He's like, you're considered bombing hell? That's what I'm saying. Oh, why don't we just get rid of hell once and for all? Well, I don't want to be to have to want to say this, but I will say, I was chatting over there with those Russians and they were starting to say that they don't even want to be in heaven because they don't think it's all it was

cracked up to be. Or he's in hell and he's like, devil, we should fucking bomb heaven. I know some stuff about this. But if he was in hell, it would take him not that long to be like the right-hand man. Yeah, of course. Yeah, for sure. Like he would, he would be, he would probably be getting it going. Yeah. Where you just be like, oh, have you been getting tortured? He was like, tortured. I'm like guy number two.

Because I work my way up. I love it down. Yeah, yeah. And we're about to, yeah, we're about to run a fucking huge drone campaign on God. He's not going to know what it hit us. I had no clue. Yeah. But yeah, you're right.

They say was he poisoned? Iran in Russia are at the center of the conspiracy theories. I mean, I don't see the incentive. They posted a photo with a target on him, but it was him. Ben Shapiro and some other people. Yeah, that was like standard. That was internet shit talk. Well, that's standard death to America stuff.

Right. From Iran. Like, that's, that is like meat and potatoes, death to America kind of stuff. Right. I mean, if he was killed, I think we would find out about it. Because it would be more pretext for a war. Yeah. If it was Russia, it would be a different story because I know Trump's trying to be like more

friends. If he was murdered by Iran and then he was in heaven watching the vengeance that happened as a result of that. Oh, yeah. It would just be a little rainy. You go, this rain's a little fucking thick. And it was him coming in heaven. This is fucking viscous rain.

Very viscous. Lindsay. He's fucking... Dude, I saw a thing. So, they're interviewing Trump and know how he's old now. And yeah, every time you see him, every now and then you'll see him. And he's kind of doing his bit. but his head's not, his heart's not in it.

Yeah. So he was doing one of these and he was talking to MS now. And the reporter asked him some question. He goes, where are you from? And she goes, MS now. And he goes, I don't even, why would you want to be with that company? It's the worst fucking company ever. He goes, like, wait until you hear this question. It's like, honestly, if you guys are a joke, like, I guess ask you your question, though, this is going to be a fucking crappy question. And then she asked the question.

Then he goes, actually pretty fair question. He was like, his heart wasn't in the... Yeah, he's just kind of... I mean, he has weird... But when your heart's not in it, you realize you're almost going too hard. Yeah, yeah. It's like when you're chirping someone,

but if you're not, like, it takes off fucking look at this guy where... If you're not doing it right, especially with like a woman, it just comes across as like, look at this fat pig. Sure. And you're like, you weren't putting...

You gotta have your heart in it to add the charm on top of what you're doing. It's like a comic has been doing the same act for 20 years, you know? And he's just like... Right, right. but it's mean, right? So it takes it takes an effort to sort of add some charm to what you're doing.

But he was just like, look at this fucking stupid bitch with a dumb question. Maybe he's getting on there with age. It's an age thing for sure. Yeah, yeah. He had some like weird gaffs. He was, uh, they were talking about it on something, but like he called Japanese, Japan, like a Muslim country or whatever. He was like the Muslim country of Japan and people are like, what? He, I mean, oh, and he called Zelensky Putin.

He goes, he goes, does anybody. Oh, this is all this week? This is, he goes, he was sitting beside Zelensky, and he goes, does anybody have any questions for Mr. Putin? And then he literally was like a Simpsons thing and people were like, what? And he goes, that's what I would say if we were talking to, if you have any questions for me to ask Putin when I see him next. Really? Yeah, like he literally was basically like, yeah. But he covered it. No, not this guy. Like obviously like when I see Putin next, does anybody have any questions that they want me to ask him? that's really funny yeah it's pretty funny

but it was kind of like so he went down with it he totally went down with it it was like such a fucking but there's you know there is a lot of old people in the government

like as you saw Mitch McConnell and he was we got a proof of life on him dude there's some of these guys are so decrepit it's like they I know

there is something scary about these guys that are about to die because you think that they'd be almost a little less fear of death right dude remember Maxine

was it Maxine Waters? Who like... What did she do? She was just, she wouldn't... I think it was Maxine Waters. McConnell could have also been around. She was like, looked like the fucking cryptkeeper. And they were, was it, did she die?

No, she's still alive, actually. Who was it, there was someone recently who just like... Or I guess it was, what's her face? The Supreme Court? I did a video about it once and there's some real fucking banger old. And then there's the old woman who looks like she's sort of like... Oh, no, no, she was... The one with the blue hair and all that stuff.

And she's like a... She's like an activist oldie? Hawaii, I think. I don't know what her deal is, but there's some real old ones, man. I honestly think that that is the... Right now, it's the generation of old people, and I do really believe it's going to be the generation of the United States government is essentially running like an only fan pretty soon.

Yeah. I think that is the next step. Yeah, Ruth Bader Ginsburg. That was... Bader Ginsburg. Remember, she was like... They were wheeling her end. Ginsburg was a bag of skin.

Yeah, literally she was just like, they were just keeping her alive just as she could vote. And then she, I think she didn't, yeah, she died right before the Roviway. Oh, yeah. It was actually making me laugh that when you see someone that old, just the idea of like making the flinch. And she's like, and games the game, you're like, punch buggy. And you go, I'm sorry, but I have to do it. She's like punching Mr. Burns. Yeah, except for like, Slade. Yeah. Cut the can through his legs. The fucking wind from your punch. The wind from your punch kills them. He's like, Graham, I wish I didn't have to do this, but the game is the game.

Game is the game. I mean, you're a Supreme Court justice. You understand. surely you understand that I have no choice but to do this okay anyways the moving on from that rest of peace to the goat you wanted to do the whole episode I said let's just talk about it for the first little bit I just wanted to do just an hour of silence we just release a blank screen on our podcast no no we're sitting here right and then everybody could join in with us in silence everyone sits there for an hour yeah exactly and if our watch time's bad then we have to not do next week because

we go you didn't respect it adequately exactly if we go oh, we only had three minutes of watch time. He go, well, well, find out. That's how we have to find out that we have an audience that isn't patriots. Yeah, an unpatriotic audience. Horrible. Fellas, I'm going to be in Boston this Friday,

Rochester Saturday, then Denver, my special, almost sold out on all those. So get on it. Albuquerque Kitchener, Moncton, Nashville, Kansas City, Tacoma, Los Angeles, Irvine, a punchup. Dot Live slash Ryan Long. But I want to say something that's been attacking my community.

So you may have seen this. There was a passenger that was in a Ryan Air flight, the window opened and they were getting sucked out. Now as someone who obviously was going to be the CEO of the Ryan Air, that was everyone talked about, that was a possibility. I do want to say

this is a pilot named Ryan, you have to know that, right? And he was probably getting head, is my guess. So you have a guy, you have a Ryan flying the craft, everyone's walking up, the stewardesses are all trying to give him head, so it's harder to remember every last

little bit, you know what I mean? because when you have an airline full of people named Ryan, you have to understand how much tang they're getting thrown at them. So this guy, like, you know, the guy was probably about to go finish the last screw and he's just like,

okay, yeah, fine, finish. Yes, he's getting head 24-7. Yeah. And this old man almost gets sucked out the window. I mean,

I was thinking more of like, yeah, when you buy an airline ticket for eight pounds, that's on the table. You have to understand. Like when you're flying for eight bucks, you're like with taxes in and everything, I go,

that's a possibility. And he's fine. He lived to tell the table. Yeah. But the press right now has been against, like, they have, the tables have turned on Ryan's. Like I've mentioned this before where there's a lot of negative press against Ryan's. I was actually, and one of the things that was the most common name that year, I was in a, my agent is a Ryan and I was in, we were in a Zoom call and it was four Ryan's once. This is ridiculous.

It was four Ryan's on a Zoom call once. But the press has turned, and once the press turns, there's nothing you can really do to get back. it's like nickelback, you just have to sort of wait it out. Like Cairns, it's had that happen to them. Yeah, yeah, Karen's like. I've watched it. Ryans are fighting back, though. We created our own group. We created our own airline.

We created our own airline. So, Ryan's are fighting back. They're not going to be lie down the way that white Cairns did. Right. Yeah, like when shit really goes bad and you're like, you need to go skip countries, you go, you don't have your own airline to take you out of here. You know how much press when they've changed their mind. It's so pathetic to watch is I saw, so Louis had his new special, right?

and the last three, his style has been pretty similar for about 25 years, right? Some people could say, oh, this one was better than this one. Like, you know, I had ones that I liked better than the others, but his style has been pretty much the same, right? And article after article will come out being like, why Louis C.Gay is not funny anymore. And I've seen a bunch of these. And you're just like, you can probably look back to that same publication talking about how great he was with the same style of humor, if not more aggressive in his younger years.

And it was just like, the amount that these are such swine where they go, these bloggers, like, they put their finger up and they see which way the wind's blowing. And by the way, you go, I think the best way to describe it, I go, if I hung out with my friends from school, if I hung out with my friends from high school, whatever, any guy that I go, this was the funniest guy growing up here. But I go, this was the funniest guy in this scene. This is the funniest guy I knew our college. This is the funniest guy I knew here.

And you asked them, what was like a list of the people they find the funniest right now? It'll literally be the alternate world. of what like the blogosphere will tell you these are the main guys and the people that are kind of deciding who's funny and who's this so it's just like such a joke on net three

yeah it's such a joke to watch how they operate so that's how they are with comedy and now you can imagine what they act like Ruth Ryan's and then by the way some of them are self-haters too because there's sometimes

it's by Ryan you're self-hating Ryan huh? Yeah self the self-hating Ryan's make me the sickest but that You can say America.

America likes to bring someone up and then tear them down, right? And they're mad that he's still not canceled. Like they, you know, they had their... They're mad they didn't get it. They had the little turn where they're like, oh, it's just what cancellation looks like. They're mad he's not just in a box with, uh, um... They want to go to Dunkin' Dino's and he's serving them. That's what they want.

And even still... And then they get a fine from there. Even still, they'd be like, is this is what cancellation is? He still works for fucking $12 an hour? Yeah, yeah. There's no such thing. I guess there's no such thing. Yeah.

St. Louis, sweeping the floor and then, yeah, it's ridiculous to watch, but they like to bring someone up, tear him down. They also like to tear down Ryan's, and then on top of that, they have really old politicians, and everyone's fat. That's probably if I was to describe this country in a nutshell. But speaking of fats, insulted diner gets fat shamed by restaurant owner, restaurant order screens. So basically... This is such an Asian thing to do, by the way. Incredible, right? This is the most Asian thing. I do remember.

Fat chain by a restaurant, order screen at all you can eat buffet. Sushi. Sushi buffet. Yeah. All you can eat sushi. Continue. Well,

this is, you're right. It is, because I think you are correct that there is a bit of a Asian versus American fats, uh, clash, right? Yeah.

Everyone always talks about you don't see a ton of fat Asians. No, no. And you, you hear like whenever you know, like if you know an Asian fat person, they're like, my parents are like, on my ass. Ruthless.

Ruthless. Like, just absolutely, really, really bullying them. And it works. You'd think that, because there obviously is this thing where everyone always has to be, you know, sort of enthralled by other cultures, right? Especially, you know, we live in New York. There's a lot of women. They're very, very hesitant to, you know, say there's anything problematic with, like,

a different culture. Yeah. If it's not like the culture they grew up with, they're very hesitant. to be like this is a problem. Sure. So there is a bit of, and I'll say, I think the fats win this one because you go, well, Asian, that's like a minority, this and that.

But I think that, and you can say the same thing. Yeah, but it's American fats. And American fats, like, it might as well be in the Constitution that all you can eat means all you can eat. This is, like, that literally might as well be in an amendment. That's why I'm, I think we're saying the same thing. Because you're saying the fats are going to win this one. That's what I'm saying.

But even still, like sushi restaurants, all you can eat sushi restaurants, which is the only one I've ever seen, I think, is they always have something where if you leave too much food because all you can eat sushi restaurants are usually like you order

and they just keep bringing you stuff it's closer to like a restaurant and then they're like, if you order too much stuff and you leave it, then we start trying to. I know, we've been there. Didn't you remember?

We used to have to put it in napkins and take to the bathroom. Right, and they charge you. They'll charge you if you order food that you don't know. Oh, I've been there and I had to wrap stuff. We all had extra sushi rolls in their pockets. Bean style.

just literally fucking under the sauce I've definitely had to Mr. Bean it at a sushi restaurant yeah you especially because you order something you're just like ugh oh I don't like that I've Mr. Beaned it tons of times all you can eat

salt shaker pepper pepper just everything but my point is the Asians of the minorities and Jewish people fit in this they made the very very cardinal mistake of making a lot of money and then trying to also collect their victims

status. Sure. It's one of those things where, imagine they go, everyone, you know, everyone gets free food, right? If Bill Gates shows up to get his free food, they're just like, get the fuck out of here, and you go, well, everyone gets it. You go, fuck off, pal. So, this is the situation where it was like,

listen, everyone kind of has a status of your minority, but it's like, the unwritten rule is it's not valid when you're doing well financially. Yeah, and again. And the Jews and Asians both tried to cash those in. I'll tell you who doesn't have all you can eat restaurants. Jews. Not that they would have good ones.

But they did, much to their dismiss. It's a mix of dismay and demise. That's actually a pretty good word, by the way. Yeah, just because it was part of your demise and your dismay. Okay. So. Got a little obonics in here. You fucking use your head.

Much to Jews. I mean, everybody knew what you meant. I'll give you that. Every person knew exactly what you meant. There was no confusion. Much to their dismissal. The Jewish people, they tried to say, you know, Like, it's hard to be Jewish.

We're a victim, anti-Semitism. And everyone was like, you guys make, you're doing the best out of any other group. And not only do you not get your original card, it actually turns everyone against you. Yeah. Because it forces people to start doing the math on how good this guy's doing. And that's sort of what happened with the Stop Asian hate, right? Right. And it was just like, what actually happened was they go, how about Stop Asian Hate?

How about this? Now you can't get into Harvard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like the Stop Asian Hate was more after the, it was, when the tides were turning on the Harvard stuff, they're like, hey, it's all there's hate.

A little bit of a taste for us. Yeah, yeah, they go, what's the deal? And I was just like, no, no, no, no, no. Two of us got pushed in front of a subway. Come on. Yes. And it was just like, you guys do too well. Yeah. You're beating white people.

And they're just like, but there wasn't just that. It was kind of like, you know, we need superheroes. But underneath all of this is like, you go, you have to be doing not great. Yes. You can't be crushing it and making demands. This is the funniest way to go about it that they did because they didn't even say, hey, you will be charged

if you don't eat this food. It's just like an iPad on your table. You go to eat and it goes, hey, FYI, you've eaten 1,700 calories already in this meal. Your average daily is like 2,000. So just like, hey, just, you know, like people are health conscious who go to

fucking all you can eat anywhere. Yeah, it says, it says you're not supposed, it has a screen pop up that goes, woo, fatty alert. And it goes, your adult's intake should not exceed a thousand calories. Your current intake is

2,000 calories. This is a bleeping red. Yeah, yeah. Just like, hey, FYI, before you hit that order button, we're cool if you want to order it. But says, are you sure you want to proceed? As a result of eating if you keep ordering.

Are you sure you want to proceed? Yes. I mean, that's the thing. If I was at that restaurant, we're like, we got to run this up. Like, who can get the highest number?

Oh, yeah. At that point, you're like, show up with Joey Chestnut. Yeah, yeah. He's probably banned. Face up in every fucking suit place. He should do a vacation. video like that would be hilarious where he go pros himself all you can eat buffet the Asians are like steam coming out of their

They're like the fucking thing smoking. It's like you've eaten 24,000 calories. Are you sure? More It's breaking more This seemed to be standard enough, but the patron went to check out the Checkout digitally they received the pop-up warning them about their food intake It is so funny being a fatty that gets it warned that your food intake is twice the amount of a normal human adult and then you go hit hit to the internet. Yeah, this meal is, is, uh, kind of creeping up on your daily totals.

I imagine it's like, did you eat breakfast today? Because I think you're overeating. It's just so funny to me being, uh, it is literally my joke where the waiter comes up and they go, eating for two tonight, are we? But it's totally hands off. A calorie counter is so fucking funny though. Yeah. Like, you're at a restaurant and they just like a calorie counter running up.

That is a good. But that's the thing is they probably were like, you know, we're trying to do it the old-fashioned way where they're just like charge. And then they're like, you know, we need to disincentivize people to eat so much. I mean, you do disincentivize a woman from eating with a fucking screen above her head with how many calories she's stuffed down to her eyelids. Or you just sit on a scale. You're sitting on a scale the whole time and just watching it go up. You've eaten a pound of food, you've learned. You've currently gained a pound.

You feel good about yourself? It's a, this is what happens, though. You have the scale, but it's a meter that goes from, uh, it's like normal. A fatometer? Yeah. But at the end of it, it's like, you know, like a, a tub of large. Yeah, yeah. And then she's getting like, you're creeping up to tub of large.

It should be various, uh, disappointed Asian grandmothers. Yeah, right. Various faces. No, yeah, because at the first, it's a, it's like kind of a grumpy face. Then it's a grandmother being like, and then the last one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, she's got her hands over her hands. The bathrooms at the airport.

and they want you press the button. It's like those faces, but it's just like Asian grandmother's face. Yeah, at the end of it, oh, no, she's just shaking her head. Oh, my God. You made it to the animation

where they're just like, the calorie counter on your chair. I'm just disappointed in you. And they said, the bottom corner said that their calorie counter said they were deemed to serve, good to serve two different people. They should have a speaker too.

And I'm thinking of black voice. might be good too, just like a, oh, she, girl. Again, this probably works great in Asia. Yep. This system is probably, and they probably brought it over. Someone saw this and go, this works great in Asia. In America, no, no, no. No, no, no.

You got the wrong thing. Not working here. But they're not realizing the Reditors were taken back. So this is a country where you have Reditors and they're not happy campers, right? So this is something they're not realizing that these Redditors are big people and they have time on their hands. Yeah, they're going straight to Reddit with this one. But they said, this is dystopian. I mean, does dystopian as...

Let people eat freely, is the quote. I mean, they put... Even McDonald's has the calories on all the food now. It's just, this is just a little trick that they're trying to... They're trying to pull a fast one here. Yeah, they're saying it's all you can eat buffet, but we expect you to eat human portion. Right. Yeah, which again, you're like, then what's the point of all you can eat buffet?

Well, I'm telling you, to wrap up my theory about it is I think that the... the fats of fat progressive people Trump's Asians all day. Oh yeah, yeah. They do not want to be told the cowl. Like they don't even believe in the concept of calories. So to like actually have it, you go like, Oh yeah, yeah.

They don't need. They go, what is this mystical thing you put up here? Yeah, yeah. Like these are the same people who when they go to the doctor and the doctor's like, all right, just step on the scale. They're just like, what does that have to do with anything? No. Totally.

I go, uh, it's kind of pretty pertinent to everything we're about to do. Uh, no, I don't do. It's actually not. Yeah. Do scales. So. Are you stupid? It's like if you could just put one foot on that scale and one foot on that scale.

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there was one in New York recently because they basically they released a map of all the little areas in New York like little Iran, little Palestine and then they left little Italy out. And they first Columbus and now this

it's dude it's literally an Italian genocide Italians did you see the video? There's this one video where they interview all these Italians about it and fucking steaming. And they're all kind of, like, they're almost like cliche, like mobster type guys. They go, he fucking wants to do this, you fuck it off. The funny thing is, it's like, I don't think actually Italians live in Little Italy anymore.

They're just the landlords there and they all live out on fucking Long Island or Westchester or some shit. But, yeah, they don't like that. Putting Little Egypt, Little Palestine and then leaving off Little Italy, though, the Italians were few. These guys were like, dude, they're Nona got an earful. Oh, my God. Oh, dude. This is the Columbus Day this year. It's going to be a big conversation.

There was that famous guy. I can't remember what show he was on. One of those guys was on like Breaking Bad or something like that, but a pretty famous actor that did like a face-to-camera video being like this fucking Marxist. He's not going to be working too much more after this video. And he goes, and the fucking Muslims. Not that there's anything wrong. I have a lot of Muslim friends that are, Johnny, could you find out it was the actor, actor, makes video about Mondami

just because I want to Michael Rappaport Michael Rappaport doesn't like him either Wow But it was Yeah yes the guy who was in diehard yeah yeah yeah What's his name? Oh Robert Davy

Robert Davy yeah yeah But it went on forever He was in Bond He kept correcting himself Being like and by the way No I have lots of Muslim friends Great people But this fucking guy

This fucking Funuk Yeah I think he was in some DeAngelo movies actually Not the singer Frank Frank, I think he was in some Frank DiAngelo movies, actually. Which is how you know your career is gone real bad. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm trying to see.

New York City's World Cup tourism map added Little Palestine, Little Egypt. They admitted Italian, Irish and Jewish enclaves sparking controversy. So, and then he kind of came out and he was like, no, it was someone else did this, not me. He kind of blamed it on other people. They were in a little bit. members? That's a big no-no. Well, you know how I have my theory that

I told you last week about how women were in the work first for about 10 years before they decided everyone needs half of everyone's stuff? This has got to stop. And then the kind of second theory I was telling you is I feel like one of the reasons you can't be doing good to

get helped is because women are in charge of who gets helped and they don't like helping people that are doing good. Right. Yeah. So that was the second part of that theory. But the third part of the theory that I was thinking about is there is this business right now of like people saying, when they go to like Bill Gates or something. Or Bezos and they go, don't you have enough money? Like you are, wins enough's enough, right?

But it's funny because you almost, if you actually think about people as your tax cow slaves, which is they are. Yes. You actually need them to believe that. Like you need, okay, if I was getting. Yeah, you want them to have more money. If I was getting half your money and you were just like. like, you know what, I have enough money. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no. You need more. Yeah, especially if you're like a proper communist too and your plan is to eventually redistribute

all this. You need the number to fucking be crank and higher. Right. So you need people to think like I'm not even close to enough. Yeah, like you don't want communism to start during a bare market. You want it to start like. And you also don't want communism at a time when people are satiated with how much they have. Yeah, yeah, for sure. You want it, you want to things to be going real well when it starts. That is a good point though. Yeah, because they don't think. No, of course not, but just think of it

like I'm your agent. Yeah. And then you go, you know what? I made like a lot of money in the last couple years. I think I'm just going to like take a couple years off. I don't, I have everything I need. No, no, no. You're not even you need, dude. Sure. You need more.

Yeah, yeah. Like you, the whole system is predicated on you needing more because I get half. Right. This is a woman who gets half alimony and then the husband decides he's going to quit his job. She's like, no, dude, you you're a slave. He just started killing it.

What do you mean you're quitting your job? Yes, so the whole system is predicated on the people saying, never enough. Who is that? I don't know. You know, you know, never enough? The classic crappy song.

I don't know. Anyways, yeah, I think that that was my thing I was thinking about when people were like, he has enough money and you go, if he thought he had enough money, you'd be done. Yeah, right. And also he didn't.

And he retires. Yeah. He doesn't even think about it. He's just like, I just have a business I'm growing and you should keep, uh, just kind of wait. Just wait it out. Yeah. It is, listen, obviously it's a bit of a mind virus to think that you already need, you always need more. Mm-hmm.

But if they don't think that, this whole thing falls apart. Right. Yeah. You need people with enough money who, that are high earners to say, I'm not even close to enough. Yeah, pretty much They don't I need to make A million dollars

So I can keep 500 To buy this new fancy car Yeah, yeah So my 12th, Jay Leno needs a 12th car You need another watch Yeah, yeah And you have a rich guy waking up at 4 a.m. To go to, you know, to grind

To go add value, Shareholder value If the minute he starts thinking You know, I think I'm good You're screwed Yeah, that's not good Yeah, that is a kind of an interesting thing that they don't really think about is

because the whole thing's predicated on wins enough enough and it was like I mean you better fucking hope they stop people don't start thinking enough enough yeah they don't come on you know what yeah you're right I've made enough money let me go backpack you know let me just put my money in a bank account all of it yeah yeah it's just zero percent interest

you know just not even beaten inflation you're right you're right I'm gonna take all my money out of everything put in a bank account, collect zero interest. Collect zero interest. You've inspired me. Still pay $3.95 a month for fees. Live on nothing.

Well, bank fees, live on nothing. You're right. Yeah. Dude, I'm going to stay in hostels. Yeah. In a different country, mind you. Yep. Not even in America. I'm cruising through Australia.

You go, the whole thing falls apart. Yeah. A lot of people not eaten if that happens. No. Controversial app. The only reason I brought this up is because we're on the topic of Asians, but controversial app. let's dog owners rent out their pets

to the hour by strangers. Just thought it was funny that there's a Chinese app where you can rent them to make your dog. It's really all I have to say about that. You got to put a large deposit down. That's all we'll say here. So it's all there is to be said is it's like a fucking,

this isn't like a hotel room deposit. This is like, Chinese guy shows up with a bib. Yeah. You put it out a real big deposit on that dog. If you think you only have a couple hundred bucks A room on your credit card, that's not gonna cut it.

Yeah, and I don't hate the renting out the dog Where the girl's like, I want a dog And you're just like, I don't think that's, I don't think I'd be able to sell that Where a woman's like, I want a dog One up you. I just got you a description in this app Where you can rent one once a month.

Once a month for an hour. Everyone wins. Why do you start a part-time dog walking business? Then you get to hang out with all the dogs you want. Everyone wins. Yeah, exactly. I've got, I'll want up you. I know you said you want a dog.

I'll want up you. I just got you a side gig as a dog walker. There you go. Hang out with all the dogs you want. Yeah. But yeah, you're in China and you, the service for the guy. I just see you. He goes, how long, so how long do you need it for?

He's like 10 to 12 minutes. 10 to 12 of 425, I think, should do it. 425. Yeah, you definitely don't. You definitely don't want to be renting out your dog over there, pal. Okay, scientists. Now, I got a little something for everyone this week. Scientists is for Danny.

I also got you the gay app too, but the gay nerdy. I also gave you the gay nerdy. I gave you the gay nerdy. Lonely. But yeah, you're lonely. But scientists have something for Danny, too. This is what they're up to. We've been paying attention to scientists blowing money and just coming up with the craziest shit.

This is their new one. Cannibalism is bad for you, according to researchers. You actually studied it. So they got their grant and there's just one fucking guy in the corner of the room. You know, what are you going to do your study on? He was like, oh, yeah, I'm thinking about studying global warming. The one guy's like, going to check out the effects of eating a guy. I mean, the people this applies to don't have the Internet or don't read.

Period. They don't, I don't think they have written language. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, like to show up in the middle of the Amazon being like, hey, I'm a paper. The studies in. Like, oh, they eat him. These researches have concluded that cannibalism is bad for your health. and it's really bad for the other guy's health.

It's even worse for the other guy's health. It's really bad for his health. And the whole premise of this is just what? It's just like if the person has a disease, you. That was a big part of they said. Yeah, but it's why. The guy is it cold, you might get a cold. But it's why you cook them.

You're not eating them like, there should be like an asterisk where it's like, yeah, if you eat them raw. Yeah. It's like, obviously like there's a temperature where all this stuff gets killed, like similar to chicken. So you're saying,

you want to go argue with them and you go, I actually think it's good. Yeah, I'm like, what if you are eating people well done? Danny and I disagrees with the. Yeah. I mean, maybe. They just don't know how to cook a guy in the same way. Yeah, exactly. They're not cooking them, right?

But I'm like, I'm pretty sure if you cook them to well done, it's like you kill anything that could hear you. This is Danny. Like, listen, I just think eating the guy's like, obviously I don't do it every night. Like, but I'm saying every now and then he bends over and they go, oh, my God. I think there's a. Yeah. bit of a disconnect.

We actually mean, you go, what did you mean by cooking? No, what did you mean by eating them? Eating a dude? Yeah. Some good signs here.

Anyways, those are my two things, though. Chinese guy, dog business and scientists that say don't eat people. Now we have some more important business. The 30 under 30 to 30

to life pipeline. Yeah. Never face. Never fails. Never fails. Yeah. This one, I don't, can you really put fucking Bill Gates' daughter on the 30 under 30? I thought there was like some kind of...

Wait, wait, wait. Oh, no, we're not talking about the Bill Gates. I thought it was the Fia girl that was on the... Or no, I thought it was the other, the girl who founded it that was on the 30 under 30. Oh, okay. Bill Gates' daughter was on... No, I don't know. I don't know.

I thought she was, I thought she was, maybe she wasn't. She was an investor, so she's getting tied into this whole thing. Oh, okay, so she's just an investor, because that would be kind of... I will lose my mind if Bill Gates, daughter was on 30 under 30. Yes, she is. That's crazy. No, wait, wait, wait.

Alongside, no, no, no. It's Sophia Kinney. Oh, okay. It's the other one. Okay, so, no, no, no, no. Bill Gates' daughter was none. Wait. Gates was named to the Forbes 30 under 30 list.

Yes, she was. That's crazy. Screw off. 30 under 30. She currently has a net worth of $12 billion. Bill Gates' daughter getting featured by the 30 under 30, screw right off. That's insane.

I mean, it's not even, we're not even Nepo baby territory. It's not like you work for someone who runs Forbes. Like, you're just like,

all right. It's like putting like Prince William on the 30 under 30. You're like, okay. I guess. Is that what we're doing now? It's just like being your fucking king's son.

That's really good. Yeah. Who's on the 30 under 30 this year? Like, oh, there's some really up and coming young people right now. We have Malik Obama and Bill Gates's daughter.

really lifting themselves up with their bootstraps, you know? Real rags to riches stories. Yeah, Prince William. That is true. Baron Trump, Prince William and Phoebe Gates. That's,

dude, I would fucking cancel my Forbes subscription the moment I saw. Yeah, you're right. I can't believe I didn't catch that because I thought it was the other girl that was on the 30 under 30.

For like a shopping app. Like, fuck right off. It's one thing if you're like, oh, she actually like developed some crazy thing. You go, okay,

that's cool. Good for her. She, she, just like another way or just like rinse dumb women for like shop online shopping like wow what a contribution to society

you mean yeah and it was a coup it's basically you give them coupons yeah it's like it's like the what is it the honey it's just like a browser extension that's a browser extension that finds coupons for you so you can buy so it's basically you can girl math your way into purchase I come off Phoebe Gates just gave me 4% off this $8,000 bag what am I supposed to do

amazing also an idea that already exists and 50 other because it's like her is just like a specific girl-oriented one. It was girl-branded. Yeah, this isn't some new idea. Yeah, and basically what they were doing and what the scam is, is they were... Cookie stuffing.

They were... They were... So, basically, if you use the coupon, they were... They get like a percentage of revenue from these places. You know, like when you always cook the cookie... I mean, lots of people does, but like when you click the cookie, you know,

accept all cookies that every website always has. Basically, it's just like if you... The way it works is, If you go to like a website, if someone sends you, then like that cookie exists for like whatever, 30 days. And then if you ever buy something from the site, like you have 30 days to claim your like commission. So they were like faking it basically. It was like fraudulent cookies. Yeah, basically saying like, hey, we brought someone here.

Yeah, we brought someone here. So we got a portion of their sales of the sales. But it was fraudulent. Yeah. Think she's going to do time? This one seems like it might be able to settle out of court. God, this Gates family, huh? They just can't stay out of it.

right god they could just literally just disappear and enjoy their i know hundreds she comes to the comedy seller by the way oh really yeah yeah yeah i remember shultz had a show and he was just like is fucking that bill gates and his daughter in the fucking crowd so bizarre that's a crowdwork clip i'd like it's like bizarre you're doing stand-up and you're like is that bill gates yeah he's just like you do you're like goes to the cellar my um poison africans yeah what do you do you're doing crowd work what do you do I am currently working on a way to turn poop water into potable water that I will then make Africans drink

and then use your imagination. What do you do for 11? I have a jar of mosquitoes like I'm in my pocket right now. Yeah, what do you do? In creating mosquitoes. I have a plan to put mosquitoes everywhere

and then everyone will be a mosquito and mosquitoes will rule the world. All right, moving on anyways, what do you do? You're like, this guy's fucking with me. street, huh? Okay. This guy's messing with me. That would be the best if Bill Gates was self-aware and like, and how long YouTube, how long you and your wife got together?

It's like, oh, her mom, yeah, we got divorced. What happened? She didn't like that I kept hanging out with a friend of mine. My friend, Jeff. Oh, and he's still with your mom? No, he's not with your mom. What happened? Well, my mom didn't really like his one friend.

Oh, yeah, I just, yeah, he friends is a bit of a pussy hound. Guess you could say that. I suppose. I create mosquitoes and I was working on a settlement with Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah. Yeah.

And you, what happened? He goes, I'm fucked a Russian prostitute a couple times so that kind of didn't help. Bill Gates, that would be hilarious

if you got the front row. I think he probably eyes. That would be funny if they, because Bill Gates could be cheap too. He looks like a guy that's cheap. Oh, yeah.

Where they go, you know. Hair cut. Hey, hundred bucks we get you in the back he goes all right just put me in the front I mean he's probably just like you're charging me buy tickets I'm Bill Gates I'm Bill Gates Billy and probably he doesn't get charged

I don't know how that works yeah he's getting comped Phoebe Gates AI shopping app Fia reportedly claimed unermed affiliate sales through fake link clicks she's cookie stuffing Gates daughter is involved but I mean Gates's daughter didn't do anything so I think it's it seems like it was the other one yeah Phoebe Gates AI

shopping app reportedly claimed. So they're gonna be, this is all of the ones in the last little bit. It was her Elizabeth Holmes is the goat. Yeah, there was another, there was like some Christine Hunsicker, which is Castle. Yeah. Founded a fashion

tech platform for clothing. It's a lot of these kind of like mumbo jumbo online shopping apps. Not making anybody's lives better in any way. Like at least fucking Elizabeth Holmes is the thing she was offering where you go, that's pretty remarkable if that works. Right. This is just like, hey, how do we make shopping?

Aubrey, Audrey Gelman. The wing became a symbol of startup excess and eventually collapsed, criticized for management issues, business problems. Not necessarily criminal fraud, but apparently just got a ton of money and blew through it. So that's not as big of one. That's nothing unusual. Katrina Lake was another one. Melanie Perkins. Do you think anybody ever gets 30 under 30 and they're just like, I'm good?

No. No, thank you. Like, just like, I don't know how you heard of me, but fucking get my name out of your mouth. I will not be accepting your 30 under 30. Yeah, who are the, who are the other ones you can think of, of the women? We've, we've covered, like, a bunch of here.

There was one recently, it was like this chicken, this Indian guy, they were from, I want to say they were like from MIT. That's a bad combo, eh? An Indian guy in a 30 under 30?

Yeah. I want to say they were like, MIT, it was like, it's always just like some, oh, Delve, that's what it was. Oh, yeah, yeah. Delve, uh,

Karen Koshnick and Celine Kokel. And what do they do? They just did some delve, a compliance automation AI startup. Company quickly hit 300 million valuation. It was accepted a Y Combinator. And then it was just like the whole thing was this fraud. Books are cooked. Books are cooked, yeah.

Yeah. And then you started accusing them of cooking books. They start crying. Yeah, they start crying. Meet the women performing at-home liposuction on themselves with shady $95 kits to shed weight. And the reason I'm bringing this up in this context is, this is the kind of ideas that there is, someone's made this point before

but it's like girls do have a bit of an advantage because they have, they do all the shopping and all the things so like they are more tapped into things that you can sell to women, you know what I mean? Of course and this is like some, again, most of these new products are selling to women. Yeah and they all start like a lot of this stuff starts in

like South Korea and stuff. But you always make this point like women would smash himself in the face with a hammer if it would make them one percent more hot or something right? Oh yeah. But this is to the point where they go, because you can't target weight, you know, people always say,

like you just have to get skinnier generally. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't. And they want to target specific weight, so they figured out you can put acid in your face and it burns off the fat cells. I mean, this is the same women who are getting fucking BBLs where they're putting concrete,

like cement in their ass, like Dominican Republic or some shit. Oh, it's out of control. Yeah. But this is, this point is reached a breaking point when you're at the fucking place putting a,

a needle with actual acid that just like burns off a bit of fat and then they're just like, you know, there's crazy amount of shit going on the wrong. Anything to not go to the gym. Yeah, and the one chick in the article is like, this is the best thing ever. She's not even talking shit about it. They were like, she's like, no, this is amazing actually. The thing is like when it, there's something about it being like too cheap. Like when the actual thing is a hundred grand and then you found this like internet

alternative that's 95 bucks. I'm like, eh. Oh, imagine you were going to get a penis. enlargement. Yeah, and they go, how much does it cost? One guy's like, oh, this is going to be about 30K. The guy's like 35. And you go, this guy is a little cheaper.

He's 20. And one guy goes 80. 80. Oh, that's more expensive. He goes, no, dollars, 80 dollars. And you go, I think I'll save up. I want to do that. Like, that would be my biggest red flag.

He's just like, you got the $95 fucking LIPO thing? Right. It's like, what? It's like, that's not even like a consultation. Oh, it's just battery acid. They got bought a battery, took out the acid and put it in your face. The whole thing cost a syringe in a battery.

Yeah. Like there is nothing else to it. Yeah, it's not. Would you still love me if I put battery acid in my face? Do I have an option at this point? Just do it, I guess. I like the idea where when women say, you know, like the hypotheticals, it's like, you know, would you still love me if like I was a worm?

And you're going like, okay, I have one. would you still love me if I fucked your best friend? Would you still love me if I came home and gave you a black eye? Like, they're actually way too real. Yeah, yeah. It's like, if we still love me if last week when I got really hammered and you left the party, I fucked your best friend? Yeah, they're all very, they're too real.

It's way too specific. Yeah. Would you still love me if I lost my arm in an accident? Would you still love me if I went to Thailand last year? It's like when I said I was going on business to Las Vegas and I actually went solo to Thailand and banged a bunch of transgender It's real

I thought we were doing hypotheticals I said I'd love you with one leg Yeah So I'm gonna love you with no face in one leg But when I went I mean If I went to Thailand last year Yeah Yeah

Would you still love me if I was taking your toothbrush And Wiping the toilet with it every time when you go to work. What? Hypothetically, of course. I said I'd love you with no legs. Yeah, you're just fucking rubbing fecal matter on your gums.

It's your own. Yeah, they're way too real. Would you still love me if I was secretly telling you I liked your cooking, but I didn't? And I've been talking shit about it to all your friends. And I actually, when you're not looking, I just put in a napkin. In my pocket? I can't stomach. Would you still love me if I did that?

Would you still love, would you still love me if I was a worm? Yes, I would still love you if you're a room. Would you still love me if for the last eight years I've been lying about our finances? And I actually have way more money that I've told you. And I have a separate house that I've been. A whole separate family.

I have a whole separate apartment that I've been indulging in. No, okay. Just a hypothetical anyway. I guess you'd have with that. And then I wouldn't love you without legs. Yeah, I know. I guess I wouldn't love a little fucking a worm. You know what?

Yeah, well, on their topic, I'd like to take back my answer. In fact, I wouldn't fuck a worm either than. Not for me. Craziest article of the week. Climate change becomes a major driver of child marriage across Asian and the Pacific. Yeah. That's, I mean, I'm surprised that the climate people never led with this. Right.

This would have been like a good one. Because they're always talking about these hypotheticals. You know, like the water rising and getting too hot and all this stuff where it's, you know, they can't actually point to, you know, they'll be like, yeah, the water's like a degree hotter. Yeah, yeah, kids are being molested now. Yeah, you're like all these child bride, 12 million child brides verified. I get, do you think, well, it's a chicken and egg thing because pedophiles are like a hot topic right now. Yeah. So, you know, they're just like, let's, well, we can, we, you know, I guess you would almost consider this like conspiracy for activism, right?

Because you know the traditional conspiracy, it's like, you're on the wall with the yarn being like, how do I get from here to here? And you're just like, okay, we want to stop global warming. How do we get from global warming? How do we get from you polluting to a child's getting molested? Right. And then you go, you know, you kind of have everyone there in the focus group and you go, I think we can do this. Yeah, yeah, we can do it. We just go, well, there was a drought last year that killed this crop.

And because the crop got killed, this kind of small farming family had to sell their, daughter. Keep going on, listening. Slavery. And had there not been the drought, because you don't recycle. Is that you who thought of that? Can I use that? God damn it.

You're a genius, Greta. Yeah. But you're right. It's as simple as that. They're just like, well, because. It's like, is just the first drought ever? There was a drought. And then because the drought, people have less money and then they have no choice but to sell

their children and sex labor. This article was, what was it? They lived in, they had a typh. Yeah, but by that argument, you could also say you go, okay, communism or you go, you go, you say like bad government policy is creating, you go, anything that changes the economy for the worst is creating children being raped, like if that's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but this is, like, I think they were saying, like, this is ABC, by the way. This isn't like some.

Yes, well, it's ABC, the Australian one, but they're pretty reputable. ABC. It's reputable. Yeah. Yeah, their specific example was, yeah, like this family was a natural disaster in Bangladesh or like a typhoon. Like they have typhoon season. That's not new. And then also you could be like, well, you can probably advocate for a step in between there where you go, if there's a typhoon, we should try to take care of the people that were like really negatively affected.

We can't. They shut down USAID, Ryan. No, but think about this. You go, okay, there's a family and his dad, the dad has zero dollars. and they're going to starve to death and you go, option one is we try to find a way to get him food. Option two is we try to find a way

to change the temperature of the earth. Yes, correct. Could you be looking at things more backwards? Yes. Yeah, that's, you're like, okay, well, I guess we're going to have child brides for the next 50 years. Yeah, and you go, well, maybe we could do a food bank

and you go, no, that's too easy. What we need to do? It's like, what if we could move the sun? Do you know how long it's going to take, like assuming that we're all on board here to... They're having this conversation over dinner, by the way. Yeah, reverse... We give them some of our food, and they go,

no, I think we're going to be changing the temperature of the earth is the move. And then it'll get to the point we go, like 50 years from now. They go, so... We made it too cold accidentally, and now actually... More child slavery. It's even more child brides. because I guess they're too cold, so they want to go somewhere warm. So it's like, now they're actually child rides at 10 instead of 13.

This is a hard game we're playing. It's a hard game. Boys threading a needle right now. We've got to go back the other way. And they go, again, we could probably just give them some food. Yeah, could we give them blankets maybe? No, no, no, no, no. No, I've thought of that.

No. I can understand why you would think that providing the, you know, a temporary food and shelter for people whose houses were taken down by hurricanes. but actually no, we have to change the temperature of the earth by three degrees. Yes. Could we outlaw child brides? No, no, no, that's not going to be on the table. Maybe a little legislation.

What if we, here's a crazy thing. What if we make it illegal to sell your daughter to a child? Random man. A random man to have sex with her when she's a child. You go, I don't know. I understand what you're saying, but I'm like getting, I'm pretty close to figuring out this change in the Earth's temperature thing. No, that would literally be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's their culture.

Okay, that's not, that's not, uh, yeah, that's not that. You go, option one is prevent typhoons from ever happening, changing the weather patterns of entire countries. And option two is we make it illegal for you to sell your daughter. Um, and, uh, we raise the penalties on that. You go, yeah, know what you said, the culture thing. I mean, to be honest, it might be easier to change this.

temperature of the world. That might be the easier thing to do at this point. Why don't they make... Here's a thing that you should do. Problem solved. Hurricanes are illegal now. Hurricanes are illegal. What if we find the hurricanes?

Every time a hurricane comes on, we just drop a little ticket in the hurricane. Yeah. Yeah. Just you have like a parking mirror guy. He's writing tickets and just toss them in the hurricane. Well, the hurricane will think twice. Yeah. It will think twice.

But that is, yeah. That's how they... do think it operates. Tariff on the hurricane. You know, the moment that they touch down in your geographical region, just hit them with tariffs. Yeah, so that is one of the craziest, like, ways to look at that, because you're just,

you're just yarning two things together. Yeah, you're just like, what's the, how do we tug it? Well, they're running out of stuff. It's the blogger, uh, the wheel spins. Yeah. They're just like, you know, how do we really tug on the heartstrings of people that just,

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San Diego's Cardinal. He's a bishop. Or a bishop. San Diego Bishop. And he was embezzling money from the church and then going on trips to like Thailand and Mexico. No, to fuck Tijuana. Tijuana.

So he was going on these trips. Yeah, the priest was taking the money from the San Diego parish and then taking it to Tijuana and just going on like a fucking pears. on like a fucking prostit tear. He's got to have something to repent for. I guess he's like,

I don't know anything to repent for anymore. Right. Right. So he's like, and he's trying to be like, I didn't steal anything. Yeah,

yeah, yeah, but he already got let go Leo had to. No, I think he's in jail. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he got like out

from the church. Oh yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, must be a fucking weird experience being like a bishop in jail.

I guess there's so many religious people. That's a probably great experience. Yeah, but well, yeah, it's probably

needs your services. Yeah, you're like, you know, you go working. That's what you were saying to me that everyone's in jail, like, making videos now. Yeah. And I honestly might be kind of like the man in jail now because everyone, like a video editor might be in high demand. Dude, it's crazy. Everybody's live streaming. They're all like fucking, they're making comedy jail. But that's what I'm saying.

If I could make, like the same way that like an artist who can do tattoos is like a good, you know. I think that that would be me. I'm like, I could be the guy that makes everyone's video. I'm, I could, I could do an audit on your channel. Yeah, of course. You think they're starting to, and that's a thing. I start an agency. The thing is,

because, you know, you can get people to, like, you know, they give you, like, the roses and stuff. I actually was thinking it's funny because, like,

you know, uh, with the TikTok live streams so you can, like put the funny faces on people for, like donations. You're just like these gangsters. You're just putting funny faces on them.

Like a fucking, like funny sombrero on this, like, absolute like, fucking 20 years to life gangster. It's so bizarre. It is so bizarre. You think anybody's like smuggling,

like, laugh mics up their ass to get the production quality? Yep. One thousand percent. Dude, if I see fucking lav mics in jail, I'm gonna be like,

what is going on? We have jumped the shark on content if lav mics are starting to get smuggled over jail. They are for sure, though. They're fucking little DGIs.

But I mean, you can pay for your commissary. That's the thing, right? Dude, they have a ringlight in their jail cell. I think I did see one with a ringlight. I'm not like, what is going on in these jails?

Like, that's the thing is there's one? But they make tattoo guns. You think they can't make a fucking YouTube set up? Yeah, but that's the thing. They got like a green screen

and shit. But like there, because, you know, one fucking corner of, like, jail prison TikTok is like, this is the most brutal shit ever. And then you go to the live streams and they're like eating Wendy's and like fucking, like, there's one dude I was watching the other day and he was like just playing video games. And like, wait, you have video games? Oh, he's just live streaming and play. No, he was doing a run.

Yeah, but it was just showing his face for a, I guess he doesn't know that like have the tech. That's why they need me in there. I think I could help these guys out, start a jail agency. Do you know to use stream labs? What kind of computer are using? I honestly think I would start a jail TikTok agency. I would take these guys at the top, man. Dude.

Have everyone eaten better at the palm of my hand. It is. Like the sketches was the one. I'm like, oh, my God, the rings. Yeah, that's why we brought this up.

As Danny City saw jail guys doing sketches. What were the sketches? You remember? I don't remember. They're just like weird. I don't know. I don't remember this. It was like,

when I come across them. Was it like that one guy who won't drop the soap? No, no. But there are like, they're one guy who never drops the soap. They are like inside jail stuff, but it wasn't dropped the soap.

It was, uh, when someone sits at the table, but he, when someone sits at the wrong racist table. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, like, kind of. It's, like, it's so weird because you expect everybody, like,

dude, I saw one actually. This one was so crazy. Not one Aryan brother who's not that racist. Dude, I saw. Yeah.

That's funny. Every Aryan brotherhood has got that one. Yeah. not that racist I think it's just socioeconomic factors dude I saw one dude this like blows my mind too

as I saw this yesterday actually one kid he must be like in his 20s and he was like kind of doing it wasn't really like a get ready with me kind of thing but he's like he's in a dorm and he's at his locker and he's dancing like they do a lot of dance videos

they love to dance a certain element but it's like a hip hop dance Yeah, it's like hip hop dance. That's like the one, actually the one thing where I watch, I go, that would be the worst part of prison is like, it's just like headphone dodgers everywhere. Like if you're in these dorms and just everybody's blasting rap, I've heard people say that they, that was something they didn't like. That would be, I think I'd rather get fucking shanked than have to listen to fucking this. But dude, he had two like huge knives. And he was just like fucking with his knives on his live stream.

I'm like, this is crazy. I'm like, if it's live. I don't understand how they don't shut it down. No, it wasn't live. This was a, he was on live, and then whenever I see them on live, I go to see what kind of videos they make. And his videos were, like, pretty stupid. But, like, he had a bunch of videos of him and just like, he's like, dude, one knife like that long. God damn.

This huge knife. It's a bone smasher they call that. Yeah, bone smasher and just huge knives. And he's just like fucking dancing with these knives. The sketches is killing. And there's just like, people like walking around. I'll start, like, finding them, I'll start saving them. That one guy in the Aryan Brotherhood who didn't learn the dance moves.

like crazy and then because my algorithm when you're in jail and it's taco night yeah my algorithm's like all jail basically so then it'll go like from that to you know like some one-on-one interview with some dude he's talking about like literally like killing you know stabbing people in jail and then this guy's dancing like what's currently happening is dancing that one erian brother who's always cap and I'm so racist just the other day I was killing a black guy Yeah, and they're just like, John, oh, you weren't. I was with you yesterday. No, I was killing him.

I'm so racist. That's wild. It's a new genre. And I guess, I don't know, I guess they're just so understaffed or something. Dude, if we turn it on jail, TikTok and you see the hit viral video, when, when Blood Zanarian Brotherhoods agree. Yeah. And they do have the shirts on

Honestly, I don't know how far we are away from that And the thing is, is like You know, these guys do work and like, you know, they have these jobs But they make like 12 cents an hour Right You know, like they're like, yeah, some of these guys are making real money Yeah, they're like they're like live streaming on TikTok And they're like they probably make like two bucks an hour

Which is like a ton of money. Way better than being a drug dealer Yeah, it's tons of money for them And making hooching your fucking self And they just sit there and they just talk to people And live streaming probably like kills the time But it's crazy Where their guards are? that. Well, anyways, the California bishop's going to be doing that essentially on Bishop live streams.

Yeah. I also found it. I thought it was something I should address is there was a bit in our Patreon comment section. Yeah. In the group. One guy, because I said when I walked by the black Israelites, I was like, I walked around them. Uh-huh. Because I was like, they start, they always yell at you. Yeah. And then if you're with a chick, you're like, you have, you either have to just take it, you know, or, or. or you're going to say something back, right? Yeah. And then people are calling me a bitch. They're like, oh, you're like a bitch.

You walked the long way to, but I feel like that's the same as the headphone Dodger thing where you go, I'm fucking 40 years old. I'm not like walking around getting in fights with someone. So you go the same way that you don't, if you see people where you go, it's actually the mature thing to do where you go, let me just avoid this whole scenario. It's like walking to a different car on the subway. No, what you should have done is went and fought 12 huge black guys. But you don't fight them.

So it's either, yeah, fighting them exactly. But option two is you walk by, then they start talking trash to you. And then you have no choice either to take it or be like, what the fuck you say? No, you could turn it in a bit of a roast. Oh yeah, they say something to me. And I'm like, yeah, well, you fucking shoes is so dirty. You just get in a full row. This man's shoes be, he fucking be walking to the club.

I mean, skis on. You got fucking ski boots on. Yeah. I mean, you could. That is something they probably. do like uh look at this fucking stupid white boy i go well you fucking elbows is so mar fucking ashy castles go over you like a fucking jew in the your elbows remind me i'm a jewish person yeah that's the only thing they probably do respect us like a good roast you know you think

that i could stop and me and 12 are black israel let's just do a defa the problem is is that again the problem is that there is some you know there's almost like Jordan Peterson used to say this, but it's like, there is this understanding that this can lead to violence at some point. Like, they can't wait. Yeah. I mean, I've never really heard of them like getting violent specifically. But if you start talking shit back with, then what? Yeah.

And what? You're girl for girls there to defend you? Like a, yeah, you're just getting fucking. I mean, if anything, you might be putting her in harm's way. I see some ones where there's women blackie, like the one when we were in Baltimore, there was a bunch of women there too. Yeah. Yeah. So they're like, it's kind of a dangerous game.

I think any of that stuff, like, as an adult, if you can see, like, a big conflict in advance, avoid it. Mm-hmm. Yes. Yeah. Unless you can be assured that there's not going to be. I'll tell you, I'm so not. That's the other thing is, like, I know I have, like, Iris blood, but I just do not have that, like, pride culture shit. Yeah.

Like, I'm literally the guy where someone walks by bumps me and I go, oh, sorry. Yeah. Like, you know. Of course. And I don't have, like, a fucking bump in me. Like, I just am not built like that. I'm not a big honor culture. I'm not big, yeah, even when people scam me, I'm like, all right, like, I'm not, but I don't have like a, you cross Ryan Long, I might forgive, but I don't forget.

I don't, like, I'm not, like, I might not work with that person again, or I kind of, I'm like, yeah, I'm not, that guy's a bit of a shiasty guy, like, avoid. Right. But I'm, I don't have a, you cross me, I don't have. I don't have, no, I don't have any of that in me. Yeah. But I also am not like, I mean, some people might say, I guess it depends on who you ask. Because on one side of it, you're just like, well, you're getting bitched around. But the other side of it is like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I don't know if insecure is the right word, but you're just like, I'm not walking around thinking like the world's out to get me or something.

You know what I mean? Right. And you're just, you know. I don't even think of it. Like, yeah, if a guy bumps into you, you're just like, oh, sorry, you know. I mean, again, there's a difference between someone purposely bumping. into you and accidentally bumping into you. But even if

there are times where if you're in front of people, you're just like, I'm going to look like such a pussy, but that I have no choice. And if you're drunk at a bar, sometimes I get rowdy. But not these days, it's like, I don't know. I feel like those days are behind me.

Not as a white man, Hawaii, white. Fighting a bunch of black Hebrew Israelis. Well, That definitely, but I just mean in general. Yeah. Yeah.

There is probably a good way to fuck with that. I'm actually the opposite where I've literally had times where I killed them with kindness, where I've had like a thing where I cut someone off or something. And then they pull up at like a light and they're like, what the fuck is that shit? And I'm like, oh yeah, sorry, buddy, my bad. And the guy's like, it's all good. You know what happens? Because you know what I mean?

I'll be like, yeah, yeah, that was my bad, dude. Sorry. I just feel like I thought it was going the other way and I kind of screwed up. Sorry about that. the guy's like, appreciate the apology. People don't know what to do when you're like, when you're not just like a hair trigger about to.

Be careful out there. They're dangerous on the roads. I have had multiple times where I've killed people with kindness in that the first back in. And that's just not, I'm not even doing it on purpose. I'm just naturally not like a. Yeah, for sure.

You're just like, I don't know. I don't walk around like we're looking for, looking for fights. No. Fucking, 40. Yeah.

It's just not a good, a good person to be. But I did think it was funny that they have a hate match. the SP Southern Poverty Law Center has a hate map yeah and just look at it so you basically my house what and you can click on like anywhere in America and you click it and it just tells you all the so you so you click here's Ohio and they go here's they got the American Patriot vanguard moms for America which is a haters for America's on the main moms for America moms for liberty. Oh, there's like five moms. Holy shit.

Moms for America made the hate map. Moms for liberties of hate group. Moms for rights and education. Parents for rights and education is called this. If you were any kind of just like believe in Christianity and your wife, you're on the hate map. Parents rights and education. Oh, you know what this is? And they tell you the number of hate groups. And it's for people if they want to travel somewhere to make sure there's no. So I'm on moms for America. This is like the most, like, if you, look at this hate group. It's a bunch of old ladies. It's a bunch of like old white ladies.

Not even all old white by the way. Center for Christian virtue. Faith to action. Yeah. So this is their just anti-LGBT. They just don't believe in the gay stuff. And then this is proud boys. It says general hate.

General hate. Yeah, let me, let me find out. Show me where the Blackie Bureau is. It's around there. The last militia, and that's, the category is militia. Yeah. Hate club on. Okay, I'll give them that one.

Hey, Hate club I'll give him. And the hate club, they said, neo-Nazi. Ohio Nationalist Network, Patriot fronts on here. Okay, that was Ohio. So let's see, Pennsylvania. John Burst Society. The black manosphere, black manosphere, male supremacy.

Okay. And so Pennsylvania has a lot of black manosphere. Oh, they do have, you know what, they do have the, although they haven't had an entry since 2010, but they have Hebrew Israelites on there. Oh, yeah. of course they did on the hate map at least they're no no no but that's the jewish shit

if they were just talking oh yeah yeah of course that's because they're so they're all the jewish shit yeah there's nothing that's anti-white that doesn't specifically anti-white doesn't yeah no the black israeli like ferricons dude they're screaming perikons not here yeah he was a hebrews not

well I wonder yeah he was a Hebrew Israelite type oh because he doesn't like the Jews though yeah yeah back to that yeah but that's like dude if you walk by the Israel they're like screaming and yelling and and screaming about how great Hitler was oh yeah don't you remember though they used to hang out of the

Young and Dundas Square. Oh, yeah. Yeah. For sure. I seen the, do you hear the thing with, you know, they changed it to Sancofa Square? Yeah. Or whatever, because it was like a Ghana thing and then Ghana just fucking outlawed gay marriage. Or sorry, outlawed being gay.

Literally they're like, yeah, it's a Ghana thing. It's a guy in Ghanes or whatever it is. And they're like, and then Ghana goes and makes being gay illegal. Like punishable by a president. You go, nice one, guys. Well, Ghana, you just lost Danny Polishuk's yearly trip. What do East Coast hate? Actually, you know what?

We'll just do a second of this. Maybe a couple of them before we get the page you on. But I was, so we go through all the Reddits, right? And I keep an eye on them. And whenever there's like a really good one that someone sends or something like that, generally I do like a deep dive. And I know every now and then we'll update on the pegging thing. But there's a Reddit and it's called straight pegging.

So it's for guys that are straight, but they like to be pegging. But the funny part is like a lot of the posts are just like just got pegged and everyone's like fucking right. How was it? How was it? And he's like, sick. Sick. You know?

Good for you man. Why do you get pegged? Yeah. So it's for straight guys. And I had a joke about this where there's guys that say, um, you know, straight, but I like being pegged. And I go, I don't know. Super straight.

It's the right word. It's super straight. But I said it wrong there. The subreddit straight pegging. The guy goes, uh, so I got a girl. friend, we've been together for a bit. She asked me about pegging, want to try it with me. She's done it with some other guys before,

and she's got a harness and several dildos, differently sized and lengths. I reluctantly agreed, after finding out one of my close friends does it, too. So you'll see what type of guy this is and what type of circles he runs in. Yeah. But when she gets going, she goes nuts. And do we like going

nuts, or? Squeakle like a pig. Squeal like a pig. Squeal like a pig. He thought he was. She was going to ease into it. She's fucking letting a rip first round on the

Merigo round. I feel the intimacy with her, but she's in beast mode. You weren't a big fan of beast mode? So this guy's hanging out with circles, Peggings again, oh, I guess we could give that a shot. I mean, your first clue when she pulled out the torture briefcase

with like nine different fucking dillies in there. So she goes in beast mode and often can't stop. Yeah, there's no real like climax moment You just get Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it goes on forever Yeah, it's like when you have to go to the hospital

That's when it's over She's, when's it over when you're Yeah, out of blood I guess Yeah, like when is this? Is there like we have a time? Like you said a timer? She's sweating, kissing me all over like a lion tasting a meal

Running her hands all over me When she's locking in She says she's locking in I'm getting locked the fuck in here Dude, face down on a pillow. I'm face down on a pillow. She starts pounding me. Do any of that, you go through this?

By the way, she starts pounding me like, she's a baker and I'm last week's dough. Is this normal for women? No. By the way, all the comments are like, sounds like you got lucky. What's her number? Like all the comments were like, you felt, oh, man, I wish. Yeah. Is this normal for women?

Update. She came home very excited. And after she rolled me over and gave me blah, blah, blah. But, well, it says it gave me worship, as she calls it, for about an hour and a half. Hour and a half. That's a long pegan session. And there's no point of it either. It just goes on and on and on.

Yeah, yeah, you're like, no end in sight. No end in sight. You're going through like 10 bottles. In the comment, oh, man, this is bad. You're going to have to send me your phone number. But I don't know if you said. Yeah. How's this old?

I mean, this is ridiculous. How's she only your girlfriend? marry that woman immediately. And then the comment under that is this. Oh, it says this? Yeah. Marry this woman immediately. This.

You lucky bastard. Getting pegged for an hour and a half and all these guys are like, fuck, man. You just got it all. Jackpot. Some gets up all the look. God. This is straight pegging, by the way. Not to be confused with gay pegging.

Nothing gay about getting pegged. I'm sure gay pegging is just guys posting photos of bimbing pegged. but yeah I just love the guys that just like log on they go here's the post getting pegged today

only the third time second girl first girl wasn't that into it but tried to it this girl's about it can't wait and everyone's like have fun

47,000 weekly visitors in the subrider straight begging is cooking this is yeah sometimes the girls log in to be like pegged a guy pretty sweet

surprised my husband with a weekend and getaway and pegged him on the deck so Danny that's the thing is I can't even like if you go on the the subreddit is everything's not suitable for work but I don't know if this is going to be pictures or it's not none of its pictures no no okay thank you yeah I know I know I that's what I thought at first two and I was like

what are we doing here and then it was all just it was all just a thing first time in months wife has suffered multiple injuries that have prevented us from pegging since April pegging injuries to her I think no I think these are unrelated injuries. You don't think it was like her pelvis has like all bruises on it? How injured is she getting that? She can't peg you. Surprise my hubbing. Would you like that if you were a surprise with, you know, I'm surprising

you for your birthday and you show up and it is a cabin that I'm going to peg and then you get getting pegged on the 15 years together. Wanted to do something special for my husband's birthday. Oh good ladies. Do not. I'll tell you what. That's not what I want if it's something special. Booked a private cabin in the wood. Cabin in the woods. No one can hear you scream. Here's a good one. Wife pegged me hard and I cried. First of all, I cried from the intense pleasure I had. Oh, but it was a good cry.

My wife has a really stressful job. And sometimes when she's angry at work, she texts me some emojis to tell me what she needs to do to me. Oh, my God. Take it out of work stress on your ass. It's time she texted me all these emojis. I immediately. Making me free and get the TBS reports. I am immediately.

I'm telling me, I can't do a fucking second lunch when I actually was really hungry that day. Why does it say there's a paper jam when there is no paper? paper jam. I immediately knew that she was going to be rough. She came home, no talk. Jumped in the shower. No talk. I was waiting your doggy style on the bed.

God damn it. She may be so. The love of this is not gay, straight pegging. Telling me, I've used all my vacation days. Tell me that's not gay. She brought me on my knees by my hair and made me suck her eight inch dildo. I got slapped a few times. Straight begging.

Nothing. Nothing gay. Sucking a dildo. Is this gay? No? No? Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

Nothing gay about it. I had him bent over the railing. Anyway, that's not my ideal vacation? No. More of an Italy guy, but you do you. This guy goes, pegging is a solution for premature ejaculation. So the guy's busted two. quick so he goes if you can he figured out a life act to extend the sessions yeah

nothing's happening well i had sex for a minute i had sex for 30 seconds pegged for an hour and a half had some hour and a half of sex another 30 seconds and we're all done bingo bingo no one's gonna call me a fucking bus quick charlie again call me a two pump jump no not anymore so that's what's going on over it straight pegging totally normal 47000 people 47,000 straight men. Anyways, we got the patreon.com slash the boys' cast cooking every week and we'll see you over there.

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