The Boyscast with Ryan Long - The Gayest Olympics Ever & Republicans get Called Weird!

Episode Date: August 2, 2024

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The Homies! The Boys Cast! The Dudes! Experience the Boys Cast! The Boys Cast! We got Supp teacher Polish hockey. What did you call it? A supply teacher.

You know what I'm saying? Ryan's a teacher and he's not here? Fucking come on. It's a substitute teacher. Supply teacher. I think I'm a V in Canada. Supply teacher? Yeah.

Because they're just supplied to teach you? I guess. Anyways, get going because you sub-sticks. All right. All right. What's up, everybody? Welcome to an all-new episode of the Boyscast. We have the boys with us. The boys panel.

Jay. The dogs. The dogs. JJ, the dogs. Stolen Valor Lieberman over here wearing his Wounded Warrior Project shirt and the camo shorts. Oh, I love it. You're going full Stolen Valor, huh?

How many free coffees have you been getting? First one of the day, baby. On the house. Thank you for your service, sir. Did you actually get that for free? No, but I got it. He looks like he was working one of the burn pits in Iraq. I was sucking off all the soldiers who couldn't move.

Jesus. Well, Ryan is on tour in Australia. He are going to move. Jesus. All right. Well, Ryan is on tour in Australia. He's going to be back next week. And so for now, we got the boys. So put on your bibs because we're going to be eating some slop this week, JJ. By the way, speaking of bibs, my earphones don't work. But let me just say.

Well, why didn't you say something before we started recording? Because Ryan's not here and we're fucking troublemakers. JJ has real sleepover vibes right now. Nobody's here to... Guys, it's called Ookie Cookie. I have played that and I purposely lost. Shut up. Get off it.

The numbers are tanking right now in this episode. There's no way he lost Okie Kookie because there's no way he isn't going to pre-jack as soon as he sees a bunch of dudes cheering him around. I'm skeptical if anybody's ever played Okie Kookie. J.D. Vance. J.D. Vance played? Did you not see that that came out yesterday? That J.D. Vance lost a game of Okie Kookie?

No. That's not real. That was real. Tell more. He apparently fucked a couch too, right? That's not real either. We're going to get all to this stuff, but to start...

The AP said that they couldn't print the retraction because they can't prove he didn't fuck a couch. I think the burden on proof is the people who are claiming that the couch got fucked. Yeah, it's on the couch. The couch needs to prove... They got to send CSI couch department

to go check out the couch. So the Olympics. Did you guys see this opening? I saw some of the opening. So this has been the topic du jour. The fat pig? The fat pig DJ. The lesbian DJ.

She was a DJ in it? She's a DJ in real life. She's a professional eater, too. That whore real sleepover vibes from jj jay's gonna pop uh bust out the pop and chip soon don't give this guy more sugar man he's on a sugar bender but so a lot of people are up in arms over this i don't you guys boycotting the olympics i don't i don't i didn't give a fuck about the olympics before i don't give a fuck about the olympics i'm boycotting the Olympics? I don't. I didn't give a fuck about the Olympics before. I don't

give a fuck about the Olympics after. The people were like, I'm boycotting these Olympics. I was against the Olympics. Then I saw there was a trans boxer beating the shit out of women. I'm like, let's fucking go. We were just actually talking about that. Did something gay in the opening ceremony? I know. That's the thing. Everybody's like

the whole thing, the Olympic opening ceremony is you're supposed to display your country's culture. Yeah. And the French are like, yeah, we're fucking a bunch of gay weirdos. Yeah, exactly. We knew, dude. We knew.

Dude, my favorite thing is the mayor of Paris who said that they were going to, you know, they have to delay the triathlon. Swim in the Seine, yeah. Because of the river. Because it's full of shit. But he said, he was like, it's going to be so clean that I'll swim through it. And then there was a Twitter account live updating when you could go piss and shit in the river. And your piss and shit would hit the mayor.

There are a bunch of rabble rousers over there in France. They just like to watch it all burn, dude. Yeah, they're like, we want gay Jesus. We want this blue guy. Was that the blue guy supposed to be Jesus? He was supposed to be Dionysus. So they basically walked. Is that the blue guy supposed to be Jesus? He was supposed to be Dionysus.

So they basically walked... Originally, they did the intro, and then all these people got furious because Christians are generally kind of like low-hanging fruit in terms of like, you can make fun of them. Oh, so easy. So easy. You're not going to get...

I mean, there was 20-plus years of like, oh, Christians, fuck kids, and everybody in the audience was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck kids. Satanic was trending on Twitter. Yeah. They were going nuts, bro.

Oh, dude, the loser. The Christian, right. They were fucking losing their minds over this shit. I love watching Elon post pictures and be like, isn't this satanic? It's like, don't you believe in simulation theory? Are we in a simulation or is God real? You fucking did it for us. I mean, look, Satan's got real programmer vibes, if I'm being honest here.

Yeah, yeah, he's running a good sim. He's in the ultimate goon cave down there. god real you fucking i mean like satan's got real programmer vibes if i'm being honest yeah yeah he's running he's running a good he's in the ultimate goon cave hell hell is the ultimate goon cave dude yeah you can never come in hell you can only goon sounds like hell to me but uh yeah and anyways and then so then they walked it back the uh the the people who put it on they're like no no it was the feast of dionysus which was i guess where they kind of stole because you know everything comes from older things before that like pagan whatever shit and then they're like no it's actually the feast of dionysus which is similar to the last supper that's where the blue guy came from or whatever. But then the chick, the fat DJ chick,

posted on her Instagram story, and she called it specifically the New Gay Testament. Right? So she kind of outed them. It is such a funny thing to do, to be like, yeah, we're just going to do drag Last Supper. It's like so on the nose that you're like, ah, no one would do that.

They were wearing dresses. Yeah. Yeah, true. no one would do that. They were already wearing dresses. Yeah. Yeah, true. But it's like, it's so French. Because one, it's like, you know, and I went and looked at other opening ceremonies to just get a reference. Obviously, Russia was like the most based.

They're like, no gay shit. Gay shit's literally illegal. Like, they were the only ones. Because if you watch all the other ones. They just did power slap in the opening ceremony. You can't give metal, but you do this. Yeah, just shooting guns in the air. Dude, power slap in the Olympics?

Let's go. I hate power slap. It's so bad. It's so bad. You think it's bad? Oh, it sucks. It sucks. It's great for Instagram, though.

Yeah, it's great for like a five-second clip of a guy getting a concussion. That's it, yeah. Honestly, because we went to watch darts, and darts is more entertaining than power clap. Significantly. Oh, I bet darts is fun. Dude, darts, especially professional darts. Especially when you're yipped out of your face.

Oh, man. Everybody there is wasted. If you've never seen professional darts in person, I highly recommend going to. It's the most tense. Like, the boring parts are super boring, but then the super tense parts... It's baseball. It's exactly the same. In New York, you went to see it? Yeah, we went to Madison Square Garden. Oh, what? At the theater at Madison

Square Garden. It was 5,000 people. The bottom of the ninth is every 15 minutes. Yeah, exactly. And it's always within one turn. Really? It's crazy. Did you understand what was going on? Yeah. They have to get 501 or whatever, right?

They have to get directly down to zero. Your last thing has to be a double. Wouldn't bowling be fun like that too? The people are probably such nerds but they go crazy. No, bowling's not fun because you're just watching them. The equivalent for bowling is you have to watch them do a whole game of bowling.

The only exciting part of bowling is probably like the last frames whereas like you're getting the last frames and darts like yeah every time and people are just screaming oh like everybody and then you just like calm goes completely calm and you're just like bored again and then they like switch it over or whatever and then it gets super tense and then everybody screams and then it's like people like gasp because you just missed by like a hair you know that's pretty cool yeah it's pretty sick gasp because you just missed by a fucking hair. Oh, that's pretty cool. Yeah, it's pretty sick. And there was this Canadian guy who was there who was unranked,

who literally was like an accountant from... Yeah, and he was whooping ass. He was like an accountant from Barrie, and he was clean and hot. I love that. And he had like some guy... No, legitimately, that guy just plays in bars. He won the North American Championship, but then the day we were there,

he beat two of the best darts players on the planet. He literally was like, I don't know what's going on. I knew that day those guys would have whooped my ass. Yeah, because Mike Harrington was betting on him, and this guy had the longest ass. Yeah, Michael Smith is the guy. No, not Michael Smith.

What the hell is his name? Something like that. He beat Michael Smith. Yeah, he beat Michael Smith. I can't remember what his nickname was, but his nickname was the lamest nickname. Dude, yeah. And it's very much the boys kind of thing.

It's like it's all dudes getting drunk. Honestly, I give it one of my strongest seals of approval. Of the live events I've gone to. Yeah, it's very high. And this is a regular thing? Yeah, they had it recently, but I was gone. They had it like two months ago. And you people are just drinking beer and eating hot dogs?

Everybody's getting smashed. All these people are dressed as pylons because that's like a big part of the darts culture is everybody dresses like pylons for some reason okay so are you see all these people walk around these like pylons on their head and shit yeah and these like uh or what do they call them traffic cones here yeah i i i have to catch myself that's one of the things where i said i found out what a supply teacher was 10 minutes before. So and there's probably no women there except the few that look like the opening ceremonies. Kind of. Well, some chicks get dragged there, but no, it's pretty much 95.

It's like in a boys cast live show. You know what I mean? It's great. It's some guy with his fucking girlfriend. Who's just like, God damn it. Like, why am I here? It's like, it smells. And you're just like.

It is the perfect thing to bring your girl to because you'll bring her and then she's so bored and then she's like, why can't you go with your guy friend? And you're like, I wanted to, but you insisted

that we do something. Yeah, you just ruined it. You had zero suggestions for this year. Well, no. You're like, I wanted to go to this and you're like,

well, I'll come too. And you go, okay. That's some good mind fuckery. Boy's cast tip of the week. Yeah. But anyways, I watched the former, like older

olympics opening ceremonies and other than russia so you were just fucking gay and out this weekend well that's my point actually uh yes is that you know they have all these dance things and they're all gay people yeah because they're dancers except for russia yeah russia they were all just like straight bears ballerine ballerines or whatever you call them. Well, those people that are... But then France was like dude with a beard and a lot of guys with beards. There's actually a lot of ballerinas. What are the male ones called? Ballerines?

Ballerines. Yeah, the ballerines. There's a lot of the high-level ones that are now straight. What do you mean they're now straight? Well, because... It's illegal to be gay in Russia. Well, no. It's illegal to be gay.

No, I'm saying probably nobody wanted to do that shit because everyone what are you baryshnikov man in the 80s who he was like the most famous male ballerina okay well my theory is wrong he was in sex in the city and he was fucking cleaning up yeah it's probably i mean ultimately like a wolf in sheep's clothing too because you're like ballerina this guy must be gay and that guy is well i knew a dude i went to high school with went to fit and with went to FIT and I remember I ran into him like sophomore year of college

and I was just like how's FIT going he goes dude it was the best decision I ever made and I was like what do you mean fashion institute of technology

right here in Manhattan and he went to FIT he's like dude I'm the only straight guy in my year yeah like he's like smart

smart and does he work in fashion now I don't fucking know. Who cares about that? I ran into him at a random party and asked him how much koozie he was getting. Not an important part of the story. We're just trying to see how wet this guy's dick is. All right.

Also on the topic of the Paris Olympics, because they are running out of real food. Oh, really? Yes. In the Olympic Village or whatever, because they're trying to be the super green Olympics. Yeah. Right. So they had the, I don't know if you've seen the beds. Have you seen all the beds?

Cardboard beds. Yeah. So they're all these cardboard. I thought it was to make it less comfortable to fuck on. Yeah. They said that, but no, it's not to make it less comfortable. It's legitimately because they're trying to be like, they can just basically fold it down. They're just throwing out cardboard after. Yeah.

Because you imagine like older Olympics, they're just like, if you ever go to montreal and they had that whole olympic thing and now it's like condos and stuff in montreal but like they probably everybody had like a metal bed or like a you know and then the the teardown of that is probably like just so much garbage send that shit to fucking africa with all the fucking probably the losers yeah exactly the super bowl t-shirts and shit like that yeah yeah it's probably easier to ship t-shirts than like yeah so they said their whole thing is not fucking no no well they've always dissuaded that or whatever and i think they actually just turned grinder back on because they like disabled grinder at the end they just say only the gays weren't allowed to fuck yeah they just said no gay sex they don't want paris 2024 to be aids

they spent all their gay cards at the top. They're like, now we can't be gay anymore. Sorry, guys. I have a buddy who's an Olympian. He's down there now, but his thing's in a week. He's competing? Yeah, he's competing. You have a friend who's an Olympian?

Well, he's an IG guy. Have you ever met him? No, we just chatted in between. And I'm like, yo, please tell me all the details. They're like, dude, they have team meetings about this. About fucking? Yeah, straight. Well, because you're focused on the task at hand here.

You've been preparing for this for four years. I feel like that's got to be why they're doing archery day one. Those South Korean archers are fucking sucking everybody off now. Oh, yeah. Then you send them on the loose. You go, now suck dick. Yeah. Like, you send your hottest ones in first.

They win or lose. Gymnastics is early. Yeah, group two goes out and tries to suck everyone off, take away their edge in the other sports. I mean, I was super bummed, because for the beach volleyball, it was only the first day, though, because the beach volleyball, the chicks were all wearing pants. What?

Yeah, they were all wearing, likeululemon pants, like leggings. But it was because it was cold. So they're back. But I was like, what is going on here? Is this the fucking Sharia Olympics or something? Where was the epic cameraman guy? Remember, you shared that on your story. Where he was filming their asses after the sprinting.

That wasn't from the Olympics. No, it wasn't. That got a community. No, I wish it was from the Olympics. No, it was from? That got a community note. I wish it was from the Olympics. No, it was from some track meet or whatever. And that got, what, taken down? No. Oh, I guess.

It just got a community note saying it's not from the current Olympics, because I thought it was. But yeah, literally, all these runners, sprinters finish up, and the guy's literally at ass height just circling around. Mega viral. Isn't it usually just cold in France this time of year? No, no, it's No, it can't be. Because they've got the surfing going on in Tahiti, which is the first time

they've ever done an event not in the main country. I didn't even know that. It's a commonwealth. No, it's 80 right now in Paris. But it's been raining a lot. This is one of the Christian right people were enjoying this. So they did the opening ceremonies,

the blaspheming of the opening ceremonies. Love it. Then the fucking power went out in a whole area of Paris. There was crazy torrential storms, all this stuff. Then there was a train derailment because a bunch of eco-terrorists went and derailed a bunch of trains. What? Well, because it's such a global, like everybody's eyes are on the Olympics. So they think that God is really mad at this Olympics

but didn't cause this weather for the Nazis correct it snowed I've seen some documentaries it snowed I mean they burned down that movie theater

but that was about it yeah that was about it I'll tell you it looked uncomfortable for the Jews the Holocaust did? oh yeah oh Jesus Christ. If you ever see

some of those, yeah, if you ever see some of those images, it didn't look good. It didn't look good. No. They look pretty hungry, so the food at the Olympics is really good. Yeah. Let's loop this back around. Back to the food.

This is like meta comedy. He's taking a crack at it. But so there's a shortage, there's a shortage of grilled chicken and eggs because they're trying to- Which are the only things

Olympians eat. Yeah, like literally like, dude, to think they're like power lifters and they're like, that's like my whole diet is grilled chicken. That's all I eat,

like mass amounts of it. But so some athletes have resorted to bringing packaged meals back to the village because they can't get their hands on any chicken eggs because they're trying to feed them all uh like the fucking impossible but oh what the fuck dude yeah they're like i'm not gonna eat this fucking like good car because it's all plant well i know and it's like super high in fat but they're trying to go plant-based to reduce the game's carbon could you imagine spending your

fucking high performance athletes yeah that's what i'm saying you literally from the age of five years old to get your dream to get the olympics and it's just the shittiest fucking olympics i mean they're making you sleep like i i wonder this like is lebron james sleeping on the cardboard no no fucking no way he's not sleeping in a nurse's dorm no i mean when you see like that like i remember the and you don't have it's not like covid where they had a bubble. You don't have to stay in the place. The NHL Olympics, I remember when the

NHL players haven't been in them for a while, but they're going to be back in the next one. They would talk about the last time they were in them. They all stayed in the Olympic Village. I think some of these guys probably want to, but also, LeBron James is one of the most famous persons. The entire NHL is not as famous as LeBron James.

Yeah, for sure. That was my question, though. Is it mandatory? In a hotel suite. Oh, for sure. In downtown Paris, like five grand a night. I assumed that. I was wondering, is it mandatory to stay at the Village?

No. You think you're hanging out with some fucking Olympic handball players? I don't think so. I mean, some of those. Again, I would want to stay because there's so many I mean, some of those, I mean, again, I would want to stay because there's so many hot people. Well, yeah, LeBron James

has a problem getting pussy. Yeah. Well, you know what, though? You know, that guy has never had a single cheating accusation. But he's for sure. He's been with his wife

since he was like 18. Yeah, he's fucking though. There's no way. Snoop has never had a single cheating accusation either. Is he married? Yeah. He's been married

to the same woman since he's like 18. Really? Yeah. They probably have an understanding. Yeah. You just make a hard deal where you're like, listen, these are the terms. Yeah.

And you just stay, you shut the fuck up. Yeah. And everything's good. I mean, you could, I imagine he is, I wonder if he has a prenup because he was. No, but what you have to be scared of, like if you're someone famous, like, so what they do, like, so my buddy, we're going to see him next week. What does he do? Ali Modami. Oh, no, no, no. The guy in the Olympics.

What does he do? Oh, he's the cyclist. But on the speed one. Oh, the velodrome. Indoor? Indoor track? We wouldn't know what the fuck a cyclist is. Indoor track. The ones where they're basically sideways. Yeah, that shit is crazy.

Oh, yeah, Jack. And I would like DM him. He doesn't really think I'm gay gay. Why not? Those bikes don't have brakes on them. It's all fixed gears. Oh, really? That's where fixed gears come from.

It's indoor track riding. Oh, shit. And then all these hipsters think you're supposed to ride them over the fucking Williamsburg Bridge. I like how you fucking turned that to like by the way fuck it it slows down when they get like once they come down

no you have to slow down like the pedals like you know like when you take your feet off a bike the pedals keep turning

these don't oh no sorry these do there's no coasting you have to like to stop you have to essentially let's say

you're going this way you have to pull your legs the other way oh wow but he posted a picture. He'll post a picture. He's leading up to it, all the training, which is insane, watching his stories. But then he posts a picture in his hotel.

And his vet, I have never seen a guy as vain. It's crazy. I mean, he's an Olympic athlete. An endurance Olympic athlete. Endurance. But his legs must be even crazier. It's also, yeah, that's the only cycling, that's the only cardio sport like that

where they do serious power lifting because leg strength actually matters. They squat a lot. Indoor cycling in particular. And deadlifts, everything like that's in his stories. All right, so the Republicans, we're going to move to politics. Kamala Harris is everywhere, you were saying?

Yeah, yeah. She's popping up on my feed all the time. She's popping up. There's definitely been a bit of a momentum shift. Will they assume you're voting for her? Yeah, because you're an immigrant and brown. Yeah. They're like, we got her.

He's not brown, he's black. I mean, I'm in between. I mean, his actual skin color. Okay, so this is from Won't Pack Down. I hope the Tom Petty estate is suing them for use of this. This is their new hot commercial. Us MAGA Republicans banned abortion, but that's just the start. That's just the start.

If Trump gets elected, we want the government involved in all aspects of his sex life. I thought this was the opening ceremonies in Paris. Way more involved. Way more involved. This is real? Of course it should be illegal to use contraception. No pills, no condoms. Your genitals are reserved for procreation.

If you freeze 12 eggs, you should be required to have 12 babies, or else you're a serial killer. He's sweating that back off. And I'm definitely not a serial killer. Are you? My son monitors my porn usage to make sure I'm not self-pleasuring. Just like Speaker of the House Mike Johnson. That's true. You can look it up.

Don't you think that's normal? Yeah, I do. It's normal for your son to do that. You should have a family member monitor your porn use, too. Because pleasuring yourself is very, very naughty. I'm voting in November. I'm voting in November. We're all voting in November. Are you?

Because what happens in your bedroom is up to me. Is up to me. And my son. Also mouth stuff is a sin. Is this made by Democrats? Of course. It's absolutely going to hurt you. This is very real. It's from Won't Pack Down. It's a pack. It's a Kamala

pack or whatever. Why was the guy sweating during the cover? Well, the whole point is for people who are listening, they're all white guys. The whole thing is just a bunch of white guys. They're all like, the makeup is done to have, they have like herpes and like open sores and shit and like weird blemishes all over the face to make them look like gross. The fat

guys, they're all sweaty. I think it's going to negatively affect the white guys for Kamala. What is it? White dudes for Kamala? We will get to that. But so essentially the bit here is that but uh so essentially the the bit here is that hey these are the these are the republicans that are voting for trump yeah these guys are all voting for trump yeah i uh i kind of like it because at least they're doing something aggressive yeah at least they're they're like they're they're they're being like we're gonna

take a shot rather than just being like you know what this is the right choice they're bad people they're actually trying to get into the comedy game yeah like they're true they're trying to be like hey we're you know generally any shots we ever take in anything comedic is like the lamest shit in the world even when they have access to comedians it'll be like they have access yeah but it'll be like the imagine video or whatever you know like it's like not even a funny thing. This at least has teeth. At least they're doing something that has some balls to it. Whether or not you agree with their thing, they're actually being like, okay, we're going

to be aggressive with our stans, which is better than just being a pussy. Sure. And I mean, it's a good time to be, I guess, like a white actor. From a white actor's perspective. Back in the mix. The best is they're like, I haven't booked anything in eight years. And best is like, they're like, I haven't booked anything in eight years and this is the thing I book.

But you're helping. You feel like you're helping. Well, if you're a Democrat, yeah. Yeah. I'm sure some of them are like, I kind of hate Come All Heroes,

but fuck me. You might not even get paid for this. This might be a volunteer thing. No, they get paid because they have donations to the PAC, so the PACs have money. Watching a bunch of Democrats

all of a sudden decide that they're going to vote for a prosecutor is fucking crazy. Oh, that's great. Also, too, the fact that she's been the worst vice president ever, and now she's this fucking saint. Well, I don't know that she was the worst vice president. I don't know anything. She's been the worst.

Well, like least favorable. Yeah, yeah. I mean, which is, I mean, when you... Vice presidents don't do much. No. They at least show up. Dick Cheney was pretty busy. Yeah, Cheney's probably the busiest. Dick Cheney was pretty busy. Yeah, that's true.

One of my favorite pictures. He's the exception. He is the exception. Gore probably did some shit. Not really. Not in office. No, not in office. No, but at least they were like figureheads in some regard. Like you see them. I never heard of her in the last three years. Like literally on anything.

I've never saw clips. Never saw. It is. I will say this. Biden was just comic relief for Obama. It was, you know what I mean? Like he was the rapping granny for fucking. No, but the joke, because I do watch like pundits all the time.

Like I watch like Dave. I watch all those guys. pool every night the whole joke is like every night probably most nights of the week fucking crazy that i watch that i'm educated did you watch tim pooled and think you're educated is even crazy i like him but it's just every night most nice yeah okay so what else has he got going on? Yeah, what else am I doing? It takes me 10 seconds to make a video. I figured you had two to three hours of goonin' on your schedule. No, I don't goon no more.

I don't goon no more. I'm not a pervert, but I watch this guy whose head looks like a beaten purple cock every night. Whoa, some of us bald need to stick together. That's true. Fair enough. So anyways. Anyways, but Kamala Harris, I've been watching her. I watched her.

She had a rally last night in Atlanta, and Megan Thee Stallion and Quavo came out or whatever. And then there's an element where I can't believe that they could actually think this far in advance. Where I think they were sandbagging a bit with her. Because you see her talk now, and you're like, oh, this isn't really what I... She's not the blubbering idiot that she... But she has been the blubbering idiot. That's the thing. Well, that's the job of the vice president, other than Dick Cheney, who was actually running

the country once George Bush relapsed and became an alcoholic again. Oh, is that really what happened? I mean, that's what I believe happened. Dude. He probably just crumbled's what I believe happened. Dude. He probably just crumbled under the pressure. Yeah. I mean, there's the compilation of him getting progressively stupider over the eight years. But the thing is now is like he's so championed and he's-

Which is crazy. Yeah. Crazy. Well, it just goes to show that if long enough time passes, they just kind of flip what everybody thought about you. That's true. That was a Patrice joke too about how everything ends up becoming a holiday. And he said, watch out, 9-11.

Yeah, we've been making burgers on 9-11 for 20 years. Yeah, it's like, look at Michael Jackson. People love him. I mean, I... Nobody ever stopped loving Michael Jackson. I never stopped. I never stopped. I never stopped.

Yeah. But anyway, so she's... And we were just talking about this before. In the betting markets, she's kind of climbing up. Which is crazy. She was... And Biden was like dead on arrival. No, but before Biden dropped out, I looked at the...

I was looking at betting odds and Kamala was below Newsom in the betting odds before Biden dropped out. Well, I think there's... But it's the issue with why... Not why she's the candidate. Because of the money. Because of the money or whatever. So here's my quick theory. Although there was this thing,

I don't know if you saw it with James O'Keefe, where he and his new Project Veritas offshoot thing or whatever, basically found all these donation lists for Democratic donations. And it lists, when you donate Like it's a very Transparent thing So it says people's Names, addresses And so there would be

Like some old dude In rural Pennsylvania Made 33,000 donations Over the course of a year For $5 each And then he would Go to their house And he's like

Did you do this? And the guy's like No Really? And he went to like Multiple people's houses Being like Did you make these

Donations? Did you make 18,000? Did you make $18,000? Did you donate $180,000 to Kamala Harris or the Democrats? And they're like, no, maybe we do $500 a year. So they just want to hide who's really funding it. Well, or they're doing something. Or they're just lying about how much money they raised in general.

Well, no, no, no. It's just like the money's coming from somewhere illegal. Not illegal. Well, it's illegal in the sense that you have like the money's coming from somewhere illegal. Not illegal. Well, it's illegal in the sense that you have to track it. No, Soros doesn't want to be. Right. So Soros doesn't want to be. Like, for example, the theory that they're coming up with is like Soros doesn't want to be.

I can also watch Tim Pool later. Okay. Can I just say one thing? I didn't know about this. So this is me being quick on my feet. Stop jerking off during Tim Pool. I'm not gooning every night. I'm not gooning. So I just me being quick on my feet. Stop jerking off during Tim Pool. I'm not gooning every night. I'm not gooning.

I just want to say one thing. I see how big your forearms are getting. I want to interject. It's not all X-bar. I do have those things. And I want to interject by do a quick aside. So I did the BoyceCast election night thing or the debate night thing. That was my third podcast of the day.

And it was late at night we had a flight the next morning to florida and i was getting drilled because i said south like biden after the debate i said biden was great and i was tired and i said north korea is a superpower and then people went after me non-stop in the comments and i don't read comments but someone pointed these comments to me and let me just say north korea north korea i don't read comments but i was informed about this north korea is not by the way are we expected to believe you don't read comments is this the fucking right now okay jj doesn't read his comments i read comments you didn't read every that's why i don't goon anymore because I read comments.

I just want to say, I said North Korea is a superpower. What I meant was you don't want to get in a nuclear war with North Korea. Reading comments is gooning for the mind. They are nuclear powers. They're a nuclear power. They're not like an economic superpower.

But how is that not a superpower if you have fucking nukes? Iran has nukes. They're not a superpower. They have fucking nukes? Well, Iran has nukes. They're not a superpower. They have nukes. They don't even have good toilets. Who, in North Korea? Iran.

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Back to positive comments. So back to, so Gavin Newsom would like to make AI political ads illegal. Legal or illegal? Illegal. And this is why. So let's watch this. This is

why. This is Elon Musk post. This is amazing. I'm Harris and you're a Democrat candidate for president because Joe Biden finally exposed his senility to debate. Oh yeah, I saw this. It's pretty funny. I was selected because I am the ultimate diversity hire. I'm both a woman and a person of color.

So if you criticize anything I say, you're both sexist and racist. I may not know the first thing about running the country, but remember, that's a good thing if you're a deep state puppet. I had four years under the tutelage of the ultimate deep state puppet. Was this posted? Yeah, Elon Musk reposted it, right? A wonderful mental pill by Joe taught me rule number one, carefully hide your total incompetence. I take insignificant things and I discuss them as if they're significant. And I believe that exploring the significance of the insignificant is in itself significant.

I'm talking about the significance of the passage of time. I like how they did put the real thing there. The significance of the passage of time. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time. I like how they did put the real thing there. The significance of the passage of time. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time, and there is such great significance to the passage of time. Another trick is trying to sound black. I pretend to celebrate Kwanzaa, and in my speeches I always do my best Barack Obama impression. So hear me when I say, I know Donald Trump's type. And okay, look, maybe my work addressing the root causes of the border crisis were catastrophic,

but my knowledge of international politics is truly shocking. The United States shares a very important relationship, which is an alliance with the Republic of North Korea. It is an alliance that is strong and enduring. And just remember i mean people make mistakes that one is just dumb to me like it's like people this is really her people no but people flub things that one was really hard to go three i think yeah people flub things occasionally they literally announced the south korean team as the north

korean team at the olympics and the south sudan you saw they played the Sudanese, what's it called, national anthem for the South Sudan team. And they lost it. Oh, because there's a civil war? They literally played the fake Kazakhstan national anthem from Borat in the last Olympics. Stop it. That's fantastic. That's really good shit. I'm just saying, people flubbed.

I thought it was kind of fucked up. Before Joe Biden clearly went off the deep end when he was like making mistakes. They were like, he's old and senile. Like before like the last year. Yeah. But like, it's like, we all kind of, we're all sitting here going all the time about Trump. Well, we all knew what he was talking about.

And it's like literally what has helped him grow like in popularity in the last four years. Leftist apologist. No, in the last four years. And no, but it's going to happen. Like they're doing, they're doing it again like all this shit that they're like vaguely accusing trump of yeah like he's just gonna get more popular because people see through it think about like the two groups of people that he's like getting the most popular with is like uh like poor black voters and like poor white

dudes who like feel spoken down to and it's like when we can clearly see the context of what he's saying and you're telling us he's actually saying this and it's against you yeah it's like we all just go oh you're lying yeah yeah but he's just a mush mouth black people didn't have an option to elect a black person before Kamala Harris showed up now they

do and if they do they'll be incarcerated and they love that shit dude yeah but she's not gonna get the Caribbean vote because she's half coolie. Half coolie. By the way, I just want to say back to the poll thing. Coolie's what black Caribbeans call Indian Caribbeans. It is funny how the narrative, like the same narrative in 2016 where Trump was so far behind, the narrative from people who are like left media are saying that it's like an even race right now.

So they're trying to plant that seed where people are like, oh, I have to vote because it's that close where probably the truth is she's far behind. I don't know if she's that far behind. She has to be. Biden wasn't as far behind as they were making it seem. Biden seemed

near the end there. He seemed pretty... Post-debate. Yeah, post-debate. We're talking about a two-week span of time. Yeah, this was a month ago. Yeah. Yeah, but anyway, so Gavin Newsom says, manipulating a voice in an ad like this one

should be illegal. I'll be signing a bill in a matter of weeks to make sure it is. Oh, I've been getting fake Rogan ads in my Instagram. Oh, tons. Just like any sort of workout supplement. It's very clearly not Rogan. Yeah. But again, it's like they're they're trying to like you just go after the dumbest 10 of people who yeah it's basically

like phone scammers or something being like oh your credit card we need to do this it's the same level of person who's going to see that ad and be like yo joe rogan's actually ticket master just had a a hack yes recently yeah do you. I got an email about it saying like- I got a physical letter. So my wife got a physical letter too. And then she got an email yesterday. And she's like, what is this? And it was an email says, and it had her bank account, her card number or whatever.

Her full number. So we looked at it. It was missing four numbers. Four numbers. In the middle. In the middle were guests because T ticketmaster was like encrypted yeah and then the email was like um we have all your information we have um put malware on your computer and we watched you do all this like perverted stuff like literally like black mirror like that black mirror episode where it was like

we've seen you at your darkest deepest stuff stuff. And so you have two options. Either ignore this and we release this to your friends and family. Or pay us $7,000 in Bitcoin. And then we will delete this and not release it or whatever. And she was like, I'll stress out. Because she has no idea what's going on. And she's like, I told her. I'm like, no, see, the number's off. They have to guess these four numbers.

But the 12 numbers were right. Oh, that's pretty smart, actually, where you guess the numbers. Like literally the last one. No, it's not. No, no. The odds of you guessing the four numbers correct. No, no, no. Not guessing.

I'm saying when you're sending the email. Yeah, yeah. It says this is your card number. Right. You have all your information. Most people look at the first four and the last four. That's what I mean. Everybody commits to memory by accident just by entering your credit card in the first

four, and you need to know the last four for a ton of other shit. So it's like you just happen to know those four. So when you read something really quick, your brain will just register it as correct. For sure. I had to go check. And then she was like, what is this or whatever? And she's like, so who is this? I'm like, it's probably like some Romanians or some shit.

And they stole all this stuff. And then they send this email to everybody. And X percentage of them even gets into your spam folder. I love the idea of just anytime weird shit happens, you're fucking Romanian. That's why Tate was there. That's why.

I mean, literally it is though. Yeah, it's fucking Romanians. That is the funniest thing where they have to, when you get the phone call, how many idiots live in this country that get scammed from that phone? Dude, the amount of people we've called. Oh, there.

Johnny got scammed. You got scammed? Fake Con Ed thing. Oh, you got scammed on a fake Con Ed thing? Wait, what do you mean Con Ed? The utility. They said they were going to shut the power off. Yeah, they definitely do that.

From 7-Eleven and transfer that money from Western Union. And you did? They hit the top. Well, there you go. One out of five. They tell you somebody's on the way to turn off. The funny thing with Con Ed is, legally, they can't even really shut your power off.

No, they can. But you've got to go months. You've got to be so delinquent for them to eventually shut your power off. It's not like a two-month. How much did they get you for, dummy? $500. Whoa!

Yeah, so there Like 500. Whoa! Yeah, so there you go. Power's still working? Yeah. I just don't. I mean, but the thing is with the scam is, so they're, you know, maybe, like, it's like a fraction of a single percent this works on. Because one, they're like paying Bitcoin. The type of person who's going to even fall for this, it's like, I don't know how to get

Bitcoin. Yeah. I don't even know how to do this. So it's like a tiny, but you you know you send this email out to 10 million people you get probably got a few hundred thousand dollars yeah yeah that's the thing how funny like boomers are with crypto my dad you're a boomer no i'm not my dad my dad, shut that down. Quick. This is what happens when you're dealing with intelligence. My bad for watching pundits nightly.

My dad gambles offshore, you know, does the offshore gambling, gaming sites, and the only way to cash out is to get crypto. It took him two months to figure out how to get off $600. He said it was a waste of time. And I'm like, yeah, man, like they're just not wired. Yeah.

They're just not wired. Yeah. I mean, it's a whole thing to figure out how to use it. You got to be up that like with all the AI shit. I keep watching all these videos of this is how you do this. This is how you stay better with like your prompt generation and all this stuff. Because I don't want to be old and have like amazing technology in front of me and be like i don't even fucking know what this does like you can keep up with it well enough so are you are you doing like chat gpt

stuff yeah i got chat gpt on my phone i get to generate some shit every now and again what's the thing yeah like grok is actually have you tried grok no it's terrible no it's really good has it gotten better is that the image I haven't used it in months. No, that's the Twitter one. No, it's the Twitter one, but it's not. It's like Twitter bought it, but it was a totally separate thing, and then Twitter just bought it. I mean, the one that's built into Twitter, it's not good.

No, not the one that's built into Twitter. You actually go to grok.com. And you still get that for free with Twitter Blue? No, grok.com is just available. What are you using it for? I saw a demo of someone was basically like and it's over voice so someone was using over voice and they're like uh hey um i'm going to toronto tomorrow can you make me an itinerary but it's all voice and like it's the speed of it like the way it processes your

voice like literally a millisecond and it like does the thing you go can you change this you go can you do it by time put this in like um uh columns or whatever like in a whole thing make you know add the times all this stuff uh i don't want to go to that restaurant give me a different restaurant and like the whole demo was you know a minute what's the one where you can well let's say the n-word uh i saw jake shields actually posted a thing we're asking grok about it was the grok fun mode about the holocaust and the six million and it got pretty spicy how much did it say it's like three oh which which one's the one total not million yeah three three people yes three i told you they were all named rothschild those pictures

look those pictures look harsh but they didn't look bad. Heroin chic, you know? Which one's the app, the AI, where you can speak to those fucking ESL dummies in English and they respond in there? No, there's one where I can speak to some fucking idiot who don't speak English. There's a new one. Some fucking idiot who don't speak English? You don't barely speak English.

I don't think you're going to see Big Mom in any second. Anyways, back to the Gavin Newsom thing. He says, Elon Musk replied, I checked with renowned world authority, Professor Sugg on these nuts. And he said, parody is legal in America. So that puts an end to that. Elon said, Sugg on these nuts to Gavin Newsom? Yeah.

Fucking awesome. Actually, I wasn't going to do this, but because we're on the AI thing, and this is another video. This is video heavy, everybody. But so this came out yesterday. This was a huge... Did you see this? The friend.com thing?

No. So this was a huge thing on Twitter yesterday. This has 18 million views right now. Okay, watch this. So this is a new device. Gosh, I'm out of breath. We made it. Woo! new device. I don't know how to woo very good. That's go. Let me show you how to game bro, okay? Oh, come on, come on, oh let's go!

Are you serious? Come on man, I hate this game. Take notes baby. Oh man, you guys suck bro, you look like the back of the... Let's go, let's go. Who was he? let's go let's go i know the effects are crazy it's dank i could eat one of these every day so that's basically it it's like uh it's like an ai tamagotchi essentially yeah like modern version and then i the everybody

and so the people are like how so for one it was funny because they this is like some tech company or whatever some startup they spent 1.8 million dollars in the domain they raised two and a half million dollars and 1.8 million of it went just to the domain and then someone was basically like uh some girl uh or woman commented being like this guy's an idiot and then the guy's like your company invests in this product your company is one of the investors but anyways this is ai thing where you and i'm like so like there's all these people like oh this is amazing groundwork yeah it's the movie her exactly but i'm like dude if you're walking around with this and if you lose it that's the thing if you lose the thing it's gone it's the movie her exactly but i'm like dude if you're walking around with this

and if you lose it that's the thing if you lose the thing it's gone oh so it's like so someone can steal your friend someone can steal your friend and it's just like in real life just like in real life yeah dude you would just jack it i'm stroking my shit i'm stroking i got lotion on my shit i'm stroking my shit but doesn't the the AI know? Wouldn't it know it's stolen? The AI would know, but then the AI's texting you. He's telling me he's stroking his shit. Find him. He just put me in his ass.

Well, that's it. That seems like the most depressing, sad thing, where you're like walking. And it listens 24 hours. It's constantly listening. Oh, dude. So it is... Selling your data constantly? I Oh, dude. So it is out of effect. Selling your data constantly?

I guess, but then it texts you and is like, hey, how you doing? And you're like, how do you get past it? Unless you're the loneliest person in the world, there's still chat rooms and shit where you can talk to a real person. There's also still prostitutes. How much does that thing cost? It's $100. $100?

You can get a handout for $100 in the city. Well, but this thing, you have it all the time. Yeah. The handy's just- Get a mouth handies just get a mouth on it put a mouth on it that's the next that's the friend 2.0 there's no subscription no it's just 100 dollars

there's so many people that love that I bet you so many people love that because he's being popular in like Asia where people are weird so weird and lonely yeah like really autistic retarded people who like really need something like those people were normal people who like really need something. Like those people were normal people

who probably fucking have sex and friends. Yeah. But like really retarded people would like. But like to be texting 80% of the guys under like 25

who no chick wants to fuck. Yeah. Literally 80%. That's the thing. Put a mouth on it. I don't give a shit about this thing until it can suck my dick.

Until I can say to this thing like I'm having sexual fantasies about you. I want you to suck my dick. How many people a shit about this thing until it can suck my dick. Until I can say to this thing, like, I'm having sexual fantasies about you. I want you to suck my dick. How many people are just buying this thing and starting a podcast with it right now? Well, but it only texts you. Oh, that's whack. That's the thing. You communicate with it.

You can talk to it. You press the button on it. You can talk to it. And then it looks like a life alert thing or whatever. Yeah. Essentially. And then it'll text you. But it's just like one of these many.

So AI is just the newest iteration of like vc money going at fucking nonsense like it was like under obama it was like a lot more dude there was an uber for midwives at one point like it's like yeah there was like it's like it's ridiculous like yeah at some point there was this is just ai is just the new version of this weird grift or a bunch of fucking bros are throwing money at nonsense. I don't think it's a grift at all. I think it's... Yeah, I think there's... The things that last won't be a grift. Right.

There were 75 other rideshare apps before Uber and Lyft were the two. Of course. But that's with everything. Everything's going to be like... So I have a buddy who does... But they all raised billions of dollars. Yeah. There was all sorts of...

This is where all the money's going to because this is where you can get your 100x. Remember Ello? Like all the social... Yeah, exactly. All the social media things that didn't work out. But that's with crypto too. I didn't end up sending it to you. PregnantBud is still worth money though, right?

What? The crypto? PregnantBud? No, man. Dude, every famous person who started a cryptocurrency this year, it's down anywhere from 95% to 100%. Yeah, they were all rugged. Because they don't do anything. They don't do anything. It's all rug, but there are

still like 10 in the next five years that will be around, and they'll be worth it. Yeah, but it's so hard to tell them those. I mean, I think crypto will still be a thing. I think AI is like, we're going to... It's done. Yeah. Well, no, I think we're... Not done. No, no, no. I'm saying we're done. The writing's on the wall. No, I think

it's going to be awesome. It'll replace call centers yeah i think call center ai will replace us it's gonna be i mean they'll replace you with the fucking hot takes you have though it'll literally just pull up a fucking transcript of tim pool's show and what do you think about this what our tits look like but don't you think that we're like i hear rogan talk about this too that we're like, I hear Rogan talk about this too, that we're just like becoming that, like eventually it's going to be like ex machina. Well, it's like the singularity.

Yeah, singularity. Like everyone says, and also I just watched. Yeah, and self-driving cars were supposed to be good by now. Yeah. Ten years ago, self-driving cars were supposed to be good by now. I didn't get a chance to take one, but when I was in Phoenix, the Waymos that are everywhere,

and it's literally like a... We're headed in the direction of all this abbreviation of wetback now but you don't think in five years it's gonna be crazy i think it's gonna be great i think it's amazing i think it's gonna be great but it's gonna be a different existence like did you see some of the stuff they're doing with on the medical side like now they can instead of having to run a bunch of tests they can take your your like genome and shit or will they what they want to be able to do and basically go through like trillions of trials and be like you need this this this this and this and this and then we're gonna like make it live as long as we can and healthily

as healthy as you can for a fraction of the cost did you see the neural link guy though don't you they uh the first guy who they inserted a chip with just did rogan yeah yeah and he's like they're i mean in five years it can be crazy i hope i hope i think neural link is just also it's a combination it's it's somewhere in between deep brain stimulation and uh tcds it's just in between those two layers there's no there's no definitive reason why that's better than deep brain stimulation what's deep brain stimulation it's just neural link but deeper in your brain and has like been around a lot but essentially they're saying with the neural link they'll be able to treat like quadriplegics and stuff because yeah i mean they were saying that with deep brain stimulation 20

years ago i'm just saying with all this stuff like it's like very promising in the front end but until you see it like so even with like chat gpt they're saying that like uh every it's a hundred times more expensive like a query on chat gpt costs chat gpt 100 times more than a google search does yeah like the amount of the amount of well because they got to use those nvidia and they got to use those crazy innovative graphics but also too there's so many of these companies like what you said about the apps that eventually one's going to whether it's nvidia or it's like uh fat like the crypto that one of them will just like change the game. Sure.

At some point it will happen. But what I'm saying is like since the advent of like whatever, the modern tech revolution post.com bust, right? There's been all these things that were supposed to be game changers, like self-driving cars and like whatever. Elon Musk has four. The Boring Company, the Hyperloop, like you know what I mean? Yeah.

Now whatever. He did SpaceX is fucking insane. Dude, the SpaceX. And fucking Starlink is actually going to be game changing. Yeah, Starlink is crazy. Starlink is game changing for the entire emerging world. Dude, Starlink, you get better like. Yeah, Wes from Zia Farms.

You know the guy I'm talking about? The dude with the goatees always at Skank Fest? No. Whatever. He has Starlink in like. He lives in a fucking. The middle of the desert in New Mexico. His Starlink internet is better than my fucking internet in my house.

Dude, you get better speeds on a plane from Starlink than you get in anywhere in New York City from Spectrum. Whoa. I didn't realize it was that good. Oh, it's amazing. And it's all satellite. So we would, safe to say this stuff is weird. Yeah.

Oh yeah. Weird. Weird. You know what else is weird? Republicans. Okay. Okay. Let's go.

I love how that's coming from the people that are okay with pup play at Pride Parade. Oh, yeah, weird as hell. Weird? You know what else is weird? Republicans. Okay, let's go. Segway. I love how that's coming from the people that are okay with pup play at pride parades. Well, this is a very funny thing because so this has spread in the past maybe week where so Minnesota Governor Tim Walz, a potential Harris running mate who's been using the description for months, sent a viral TV appearance of the week and then others. Basically, Republicans are weird. Essentially, he just keeps going, they're doing weird stuff. And then Kamala Harris started putting out press releases

saying, yeah, they're weird. And now Twitter is all like, left-wing Twitter is all, they're just weird. This is just Trump again. It's Trump again. Exactly. They're weird.

What's Trump? So, was it john oliver put out a thing it was colbert put out a thing so apparently donald trump's dad changed his name from trump which was a german name more like his grandfather because germans were getting fucking shitted on in new york city when they moved here uh so he changed his name to trump because it's like a similar word like tons tons of Ellis Island immigrants did. Tons of Jews. And then fucking dumb liberals were calling him Drumpf because McDonald Drumpf again was Stephen Colbert's fucking own the fucking.

What losers. Yes. I fucking hate the Rob Reiners. I fucking hate Howard Stern, who's the other one who yells for Oberman. They're such fat. Oberman is like Olbermann is like it is crazy how every time I see him show up in my Twitter feed I'm like this is going to be insane who is this guy

I gotta get into them he used to be on ESPN he was also a CNN guy for a while too right so he's basically an ex-sports guy. And now all he does, the only good thing about him, he tweets about dogs, stray dogs. I'm a part of that. I don't see any of his tweets about stray dogs.

He talks about adoptions. All I see is adoptions. I don't follow him. No, but it's mental illness. So now he just, a thousand times a day, tweets about how Trump is bad, this is good, this is that. But it's unhinged. He's legitimately unhinged. Fucking losers.

I'll literally just pull up. Pull up Rob Reiner. No, Rob Reiner is honestly normal compared to Keith Olbermann. Well, Rob Reiner, somebody put together a fucking compilation of Rob Reiner being like like the bad legal takes of like we got him this time and how many time rob reiner's like there's no way trump can get out of this one he's just he's a cartoon villain he's a real repulsive so basically i got you this time rangers oh that's really good so oberman when trump was like anti-vax stuff yeah oberman was like it's fine like he also i'm getting a vaccine right now like that's how he talks 10x vax gonna go look at it right now here i am and people

he's calling like a pussy he's like a pussy michael malice still trying to i got i had shingles when i was 13 and people were like you should get a shingles vaccine i'm like why yeah and they can't tell me like for and it's still it's like yo these people were still getting boosters are telling me to get a shingles vaccine and I'm like, I don't think I need to. You're pretty young to get shingles. My grandma had shingles when she was like 95. So I got chicken pox

and shingles when I was 13. So both when I was 13. Do you watch Diary of the CEO as you bring up the Oberman? That heart doctor came on Diary of the CEO and Diary of the CEOo is like keep on grilling him he's like are you sure about this about the about the vax stuff that's come out it's like it's come out it's out who's that who's this sports reporter who went crazy but he's all

about the anunnaki about the lizard people and stuff the british guy guys you know he wrote three books about david ike i love him dude dude. He's like, and then you see them blink sideways. I'm like, yeah, David. Tell him. Tell him. He was the first fucking lizard. Which one? He's an OG lizard, man.

What was he doing sports-wise? I think he was a professional soccer player. Yeah, yeah. And he's doing soccer announcements. And then he was like, the Pope blinked sideways, all right? And he went off. Full lizard person. He was the OG Alex Jones.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are the best people. Oh, dude, the crazier, Demi, if you're fucking out to lunch, I'm like, I'll watch that shit all day, dude. I'm all about that. I mean, you didn't love that, what was the documentary about fucking the Anunnaki back in the day? It was Zeitgeist.

It was also about 9-11 and fucking how the New World Order and shit. You didn't watch that? No. What's Anunnaki? That's a people. They're lizard people from another dimension. No, no, no. Their planet orbits a dark star. So you know a lot of solar systems are binary solar systems. Supposedly this one is too.

But the other sun burnt out. And they, every million years or so, fucking jump. Their planet can get close enough so they can jump here. So then they fucking were the pharaohs. Yeah. And they, every like million years or so, fucking jump. Their planet can get close enough so they can jump here. So then they fucking were the pharaohs. Yeah, they were the pharaohs and they basically like,

a lot of there's like, people have like Anunnaki DNA. But this is not, there's no proof of the Anunnaki. Chinese people. Chinese. Chinese people. Lizard eat dog.

But anyways, yeah, this weird thing is, so they're grabbing hold of this. Basically, this will be the Democratic slogan in perpetuity until the election. Republicans are weird. Republicans, and they just keep saying, they're just weird. And then Kamala Harris put out a thing, and I watched her speech last night, and she's just like, yeah, they're just, it's very like a 13-year-old. But literally, J.D. Vance could put out a commercial of a series of pride parades. Yeah.

Because look, here's the thing. It's like, as much as people want, like, so we all live in media. But like, the Republicans are on the defensive right now about this. But you know, like, regular, yeah, because they're being dumb. Because, well, they're calling them weird, and it's working. All you have to do is show a bunch of kids at drag shows and be like, we're not weird. Yeah, we're not weird. That's all you have to do.

Yeah. And like, here's the thing, is a lot of democrats who are just middle of the road democrats that are like new york liberals that i grew up with don't really like so we live in a world where we're constantly mining content so we have all seen these videos yeah so it's like these guys that i some of the guys i grew up with they're like that's not real that's just like republican fear-mongering and then i just start sending it to them when it comes into my feed and then they're like oh yeah well i'm not okay with this and i just go yeah no shit you know who's really not okay with it all the black guys voting for trump yeah yeah right no no that's such a good point that's why i listen to malice a lot too like you're it's it's crazy how like of a right you're the most degenerate person i'm actively friends with and what and

i'm a magg. You're right. I don't know that you're a MAGA guy, but you're just like, you're listening. He's saying he's a MAGA guy. Yeah. No, no,

I'm more man. I think I don't care either. So I'm kind of like, well, he's got Florida man energy. That's the thing. He's like, like in Florida,

you're like, you guys are conservative. They're not conservative. They vote Republican, but they're like, I want to own a gun. I want to ride a jet ski. I swing. Yeah. I swing. I i'm gonna fuck that dolphin's blowhole yeah

exactly someone needs to fuck my wife and i'm gonna sit in this chair and then i'm gonna fucking clean my my glock 25 or whatever yeah that's right i'm like yeah he's gonna fuck my wife yeah exactly because i'm an american patriot i'm not a political guy i think the real christian guys are such losers but i think the whole imaging of the left is so gay yeah well it's cringe it's basically cringe like i honestly think the republicans should be like okay well it seems like right now it's actually it's weird versus cringe but so like there's so my whole life like you guys fucking moved here five years ago so my whole life two years ago it's like well danny moved here five years ago. Yeah. Two years ago. It's like, well, Danny moved here five years ago. Whatever.

You know what I'm saying. Fucking, my whole life, it was always just like, the Republicans were these like fucking, like Christian right fucking dork assholes. Dorks. They were trying to like, it was Tipper Gore. Yeah. Fucking hugs, not drugs. Go fuck yourself.

Gay shit. Right? Yeah. Pussy shit. Yeah. And then it's just like, they had this moment where they could have, like, the right literally did have this moment maybe two years ago where they could have just. They said, we're cool.

They're all like the free speech. You're right. And they were like. But then they just went full trad wife, like fucking a bunch of fucking moes again. Well, they just returned to their natural. Matt Walsh, Ben Shapiro, such fucking faggots. Yeah. They can't help it, man.

Because they have to be like, that's not allowed. And they're like such dorks. Dude, we know a guy. Tell him. We're sharing the stories yesterday. Well, yeah, we know lots of people. Name him. Name him.

Do it right now. Name him. Dude, this is Mr. I don't say names. I don't say names. I don't say names. I don't say names. But those stories are so cringe from like i'm not even talking about that i'm talking about like just normal run-of-the-mill conservatives who are essentially like you know

we want to they had this moment where they're the cool people essentially in the goal yeah we're all for free speech even though we didn't used to be and they went right against free and then well they just regressed back to the mean where they go this is actually how we are we had We had this moment where to fight the left, we're like, we're the pro. Because you would see them at shows and stuff. And you would talk and they'd be like, really like Christian. And you're like, I don't think you're going to like this. But then they had to like force themselves just to kind of keep this moniker going. I think it's actually, though.

I think it's the. So I think. Like, you'd be like, yo, so I'm like fucking the Jesus and they're like, oh, that's funny. Really? Yeah, because at the time when I used to open for you guys, when we were all going around together,

because you would have more of like you would have like probably 15% of the audience that was right wing. Yeah. And most people don't give a fuck. But you would have that 15% right wing and they they were the ones who would remember they would dm they would tweet they would tweet there would be tweets who was that first guy i hated him yeah but it wasn't like what you said yeah yeah it's just who you are anyone who doesn't get like they didn't have a moral objection against you yeah like they't like, this is against my religion.

Why is that guy so abrasive? I personally don't. Anyways, so Bob's demon corpse of Gilbert Gottfried yelling at me. He's been in hell for six years, and now this is how gay he is. All right. All right. I want to take a quick break and tell you about another one of our sponsors, Talkspace. Now, sometimes you just need somebody to talk to.

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I don't know if you guys know this and we we were talking about this earlier, but J.D. Vance did not have sex with a couch. It has been fact checked. This is from HuffPost. HuffPost. They probably were tears falling on their keyboard as they were writing. With their last shred of journalistic integrity, writing this article being like, he actually,

the memes are funny, but he did not bang a couch. What did they black light it? No, they didn't black light it. I imagine he didn't recently fuck a couch, even if he had fucked a couch. So in his book, Hillbilly Elegy, which became a movie, someone put out a tweet, some random guy put out a tweet,

which I can't find, essentially said, someone put out a tweet, some random guy put out a tweet, which I can't find, essentially said, someone put out a tweet, and it just said, J.D. Vance on pages 179 to 181 of Hillbilly Elegy admitted to having sex with a couch. He put a glove in between cushions of a couch,

which, again, I don't know if we need to be relitigating what a fucking horny 12-year-old does. Yeah, but that's not that crazy. Not that crazy. It's also, he probably saw that in a prison documentary Again, I don't know if we need to be relitigating what a fucking horny 12-year-old does. Yeah. Right? That's not that crazy. Not that crazy. No. Also, he probably saw that in a prison documentary and was like, I can do that to my couch.

Sure. I could fuck my couch. Not only that, because how old is he? He's my age? Yeah. Yeah, because a 12-year-old is also trying to be like, oh, I already jerk off 17 times a day, but how do I get good at sex in case it comes out? Also, it's weird that liberals are trying to be the morality people.

We're like, okay, so what are the things that are fine? You know what I mean? Yeah, it's like you said, you can have puppy plants. They're trying to be the most out there sexually people being like, yeah, drag queens, cool, helicoptering your cock, totally fine in front of kids. I think it's like you're allowed to do it outside the home.

And maybe they're saying that he's like, yeah, not a stewardess or whatever Ric Flair but did Nature Boy do it in front of a fucking yeah the plane ride from hell

what happened is this recent the plane ride is more important no this was it was in the 90s it was in the 90s I know it was the early 2000s the early 2000s

because the prophet was on the plane too yeah yeah they went and did so WWE had a big event at what Wembley Stadium yeah no somewhere it was in England I don't think it was Wembley Stadium? Yeah, no, somewhere in, it was in England. I don't think it was Wembley. It was in England. It was like a

huge thing, and then, so they chartered the WWE, chartered a flight, because normally, I guess, they just fly like commercial or whatever. Yeah, some of them fly private, but for some, it was all the main guys were private. All the main guys went on this like, Vince McMahon, fucking Brock Lesnar, Ric Flair, everybody.

Fucking Razor Ramon, Yeah, Razor Ramon. And this is when they had the most stacked lineup of degenerates. They had just brought the NWO back. So like Scott Hall's fucking hammer drunk. It's an attitude error. They said that like they got stuck on the tarmac and they had to bring a second liquor cart because they were like worried that these guys were going to tear the plane apart if they didn't get more booze. How beautiful.

That's the documentary. Why don't they do that? They do. It's Dark Side of the Ring. Yeah, Dark Side of the Ring did that. Dark Side of the Ring did this, set the plane right from hell. And so that's how this whole thing came out.

So what did he do? So they all basically got, so they were sitting on the tarmac because the plane wouldn't take off. Smashed. No, so they had like six hours or four hours. They all got fucking wasted guys were like goldberg and and i think someone were like fighting no it was like lesnar and mr perfect

we're having a collegiate wrestling match in the aisle of the aisle of this well like vince mcmahon is like up in the front yeah they're all just like in the back like did they fucking destroyed the plane like literally at one point they were like smashing them into the emergency door which again doesn't do anything because the pressure is so much so you can't open the door yeah right but they were like in the moment didn't like the storage like i didn't realize that the door yeah like or whatever so i'm like they're not scientists they're waitress yeah waitresses whatever so he's like i'm like freaking out and then everybody's getting absolutely they uh one guy one guy who was

no he was this is in the air this is happening in the air this is happening and then one guy I can't remember who but he's like one of the behind the scenes like writers whatever he had a ponytail that he fell asleep they clipped his ponytail while he was sleeping so he was like freaking out and then uh I think x xpac went on the PA system and started singing. And Vince McMahon's just... Scott Hall is like... They had to take Scott Hall off the plane. He was passed out.

Yeah, he was just on mad breaks and shit. And all these drugs and alcohol. So they had to grab his passport to bring him through customs in a wheelchair because he was totally unconscious. It's just amazing. Or whatever. But anyways, Ric Flair was naked. Ric Flair got naked just with the

robe on and then he like yeah who's had a cop during it so you like in the stewardess in the gallery area so she couldn't get out and he was naked he started a helicopter in his dick and like trying to like make passes at her by the way he's in his 60s at the time he's a shop then I'm pretty impressive that you still helicopter your cock yeah yeah 50s. Anything is possible. Was he booing? Yeah. Oh, yeah. As helicopter? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God. I mean, he's a fucking degenerate. Can you send me that episode? I love it. This is Vice. I mean, it's the only thing Vice does now that's been done. I think, honestly, I know it's probably wrong. It's on Hulu if you have Hulu.

I know it's wrong, but in the moment, I'm like clapping. I'm like, I love this. Yeah, it was in the 90s. What am I going to do, cry over it? Today! If you did that, if we're going somewhere and you did that on a plane today, I'm like, yeah, dude.

Don't do that. I know you're not going to take it to the inappropriate. Well, but they were interviewing the stewardess, and she's like crying. She's just trying to get some money, that fucking dramatic bitch. No, no, no, she already got paid. So's just trying to get some money. She got paid. She got paid. No, no, no. She already got paid.

So she's trying to get more, dramatic bitch. Chase teabagging a stewardess like, follow me, you stupid idiot. Give me a Roman helmet. Victim mentality. You already got paid, you old saddlebag whore. I fucking hate you. This lady was trapped in the sky. She's like traumatized.

Yeah, with like, you dumb whore. Oh, there's like fucking. Yeah, I thought this was in the the arena she wasn't in his hotel room she was at work it's not real they're entertainers it was very 25 gigantic dudes on steroids drunk as fuck smashing into shit and then one dude fucking shaking his bear cock and she's like she's like, the oldest guy. Yeah, the oldest guy who happens to be Ric Flair. Ric Flair's team called this Scott Hall. I didn't see nothing. The plane ride from hell.

That's so funny. Good documentary. The whole series is actually amazing. Yeah, yeah. The one about North Korea is pretty great, too. Yeah, the North Korea one. They were trapped in North Korea. They took their passports and shit. They were worried that they'd never get one about North Korea is pretty great too. Yeah, the North Korea one, they were like trapped in North Korea. They took their passports

and shit. They were worried that they'd never get out of North Korea and the one guy thought he was going to get killed. But that was actually

a triumphant moment for Ric Flair because apparently nobody in North Korea knew what pro wrestling was. And it was the largest, it's still to this day the largest

indoor attendance ever. Everybody was there mandatorily. You couldn't not go. The best is like Hogan being in it and being like, I wasn't doing that. Yeah, he was trying to get Hogan. Eric Bischoff tried to get Hogan.

He was just like, I'm not going to North Korea. I'm crazy. That's like the Dennis Rodman thing where they're interviewing the other guys on the team where he went and these guys on the team are like, what the fuck did he get us involved in? Dennis Rodman was saying, and all these guys in the NBA are like, what the fuck did he get us involved in? Yeah. Dennis Rodman was saying, like, we're like, and all these guys in the NBA are like, oh, my God.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, in the moment, while they're in North Korea, they're like, we're fucked. This one guy was one wrestler made a fucking shank because he was worried that he was going to have to literally, like, kill a North. Yeah. It was like Hawk, right? Yeah. Somebody.

No, not. It was a black guy. But he was like, he's like, literally, like, made. Oh, it was too cold. Scorpio. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, he's like, made a shank at one point because he's like, I don't know what's going on. But he's like, I might be like fighting for my. No, but he It was a black guy. But he was like, he's like literally like made. Oh, it was too cold. Scorpio. Yeah. He's like, he's like made a shank at one point because he's like, I don't know what's going

on, but he's like, I might be like fighting for my life. No, but he almost got it. I think that's what it was. He almost got into a fight with Hawk and he thought that the fucking North Korean cops were going to arrest him. Yeah, because it was over something like they were playing pool and then the pool ball went off the table and North Korean like police basically like freaked out over the pool ball falling off the table.

Yeah. And shit. Anyways. Okay. That's great. like freaked out over the pool ball falling off the table yeah and shit anyways okay that's crazy but they said that the only person who can get a reaction out of them was fucking flair in the main event on night two well they're probably not allowed to have reactions their only reaction they're legally allowed to have is crying when fucking kim jong-un dies that's true by the way i do watch documentaries on uh north korea it's awesome to watch them march yeah you see their legs

yeah you gotta think like if if they're cheering as loud for rick flair as they do for their glorious leader fucking you're nowhere yeah that's yeah exactly you're like you're doing like uh like math in your mind yeah so how much do i have to cheer what's max you go what's like an acceptable level that's like just enough but not too much and they're like if you're not and you're getting pulled out of the audience like in mid like yeah if you're like like never see that person ever again because you're too little cheering too much and for what it's worth i'm not into propaganda but kim kim jong-un doesn't show this is a fantastic shirt you got on oh yeah speaking oh there you go yeah i'm purchasing that yeah mal is t, or Tony Soprano is Mal, however you want to look at it.

This is a good thing. I saw, I actually read a thing about Mal yesterday where he never brushed his teeth. Oh, really? All he did was occasionally swish green tea in his mouth. And it worked? No, his teeth, by the time he died, were like baked beans. Really? Yeah, they were like black.

His teeth were black by the time he died. I used to never want to brush my teeth i hated it yeah and then i would have i would have i would have nightmares that is one of the comments that people get look at you fucking yellow teeth i'm like i drink those are the comments that i don't read that i respond to i'm like i drink turmeric lattes. I do. Yeah. Okay. All right. Speaking of banana republics, I wasn't going to bring this up, but only because something funny just happened.

Venezuela election just happened. Crazy thing. Oh, Maduro. The real banana republic. Real banana republic. Funny thing is, and I feel like a fucking rube for not betting this. So you could bet on the betting markets. Did they keep on the presidential election did the key on the president presidential election

winner and maduro wasn't even like such short odds and you're like this is the obviously the biggest yeah you could have bet money on a dictator winning an election yeah dude yeah that would have been fucking that's so crazy easy but so this is kind of an interesting thing because what are the futures on fucking does she to win the next one yeah exactly you know like literally bet on it'd be like 99.99 oh right right right and just lay the house down i mean he's only right now 85 to win on so i guess you know because america's trying to pull another coup they just finished their coup at home and then uh so then now they're trying to pull one on the road well they all they they've tried this with maduro before right didn't they try to get uh wasn't there a hugo chavez Didn't they try to get Hugo Chavez

I believe they tried to No there was a thing With like that guy What was the guy's name Guaido That they tried to get in Bernie Sanders was very much Like he's the one who won

Like it was a huge thing I think I want to see It was maybe the beginning Of Trump's term But it may have been During Obama Yeah

So the interesting thing About the Venezuela thing Other than the fact that Maduro just challenged elon musk to a fight on live tv yeah elon musk just accepted the fight yeah it'll never happen it'll be like musk versus yeah two fights he doesn't show up to yeah that would piss me off a lot oh the zuckerberg talking about shit that never came to fruition from elon because he came out and he was like i'll fight you and then he was like okay I'll fight you and then Dana White's like UFC will promote it and

then Italy was like we'll do it in the Coliseum it was everything was there for it to be one of the most crazy anyone on Rogan and said I can definitely beat Zuckerberg yeah and then I literally like trains with professional MMA and he's like one big and you go no he's gonna that was the one where they pizza at the end I don't know is that what you remember from that episode yeah because me and you ordered that pizza the last night in Austin just because of Elon

was it good? I don't remember yeah they did order the pizza and it had like weird ingredients look at JJ trying to do the North Korea because he doesn't want to shit on Rogan no no no first of want to shit on Rogan. First of all, never shit on Rogan. I'm not vaxxed because of Rogan and I'm still doing comedy because of Rogan

and he's a fucking goat. So he's not doing anybody any favors. Remember when they would take the bad guy from The Little Mermaid would take the souls from people and those little things? That looks like if they did that to Rogan, it's JJ. But the pizza was not that good. Okay.

How many? Now you'll never get on Rogan. What's that? What's the score? Four. Four out of ten? Four, two? I bet you it was better before fucking Elon and Joe Rogan blew up the baseball.

No, no, no, no. I don't remember this pizza. We ordered the last night in that one house where we had to go in through the back. Yeah, I remember the house, but I don't remember this pizza at all. We ordered the last night in that one house where we had to go in through the back. Yeah, I remember the house, but I don't remember the pizza. Well, that goes to show how fucking bad the pizza was. It was just not that good. And the only reason my only... Check out my food show on Snapchat, New York Kitchen.

New York... I don't even know the name of it. Hold on. All right. It was back to the venezuela thing so the interesting thing here is that uh the united states is not accepting the results of an election specifically the venezuelan election many people in venezuela are saying that it like you know uh election observers are like actually it was a fair thing the exit polls showed that maduro was going to lose uh which you know people do sometimes lie

about that stuff sure whatever so anyways uh and then elon musk is kind of fomenting like a whole little like uh and then he like you know revolution essentially in venezuela saying like you guys are getting fucked the united states is kind of agreeing because obviously they would love nothing more than to not have maduro in power they don't want this socialist dude who's not given up control massive amounts of oil yeah because they have

tons of oil there right and so but also the Venezuelan diaspora is I mean while it's making for some fantastic porn coming out of

South America sure wait what oh yeah just put Venezuelan threesome in a fucking okay alright we're cooking

I thought this podcast was going gonna be a waste of time but like it's also just like most how many of the immigrants showing up at the fucking border walking from venezuela to here yeah it's crazy so if they're in el salvador uh coming on days as we like to call them from your baseball days no? No, Cominantes, Venezuelan Walker. Oh, okay. Yeah. So how do they not have money if they have resources like this? What do you mean?

It's like any other communist country. Oh, okay. The communist essentially dictatorship. Don't you remember that thing a few years ago where everybody was eating cats and shit in the streets and all that stuff? And then I saw a thing. Someone was like, that Jackson Hinkle communist dude yeah and all the stuff and then i saw a thing someone was like uh that jackson hinkle communist dude was he's like went to a grocery store and he's like yeah look they have everything in the grocery store and you're like yeah but

nobody can afford to shop there oh yeah it's like yes they do have a grocery store rich people can shop there well it's also like they used to have ferries that went from caracas to aruba and that's where they would get a lot of their hotel workers and now they actually have to go and find people to come work in the busy seasons in Aruba because they had to cut off all transportation because people were just coming into the country and fucking... And not going back. They weren't even robbing the tourist areas.

They were going inland and robbing people's fucking houses. The Venezuelans. Yeah. And I fucking... I'm not... My buddy's entire family's from Aruba. And we were down there visiting his family. And they were like, yeah, you can't do that anymore.

So there's a guy who does something. His name's Baldin Bankrupt. He's an Englishman. That's you. Yeah, I was going to say, are you mad that he stole that from you? He goes, ah, what a fucking idea. Why am I making this stupid food show? Balding and once a week bankrupt. So that's a weird name. But he did the whole Venezuela, Colombia, Darien, Mexico, took the train into America. He snuck in?

Yeah. But he did it with $1,000. This is like probably four to six hours worth of incredible... Because he's like an entertaining guy like me. Not as funny. But he went from... I would love to see you kind of go do like a travel thing in weird parts of the world. Well, you can check out New York Kitchen on Snapchat.

I said weird parts of the world. Is that what it's called? Yeah, 2,000 followers, baby. Nice. That's not bad. Dude, dude. It's relatively new, right? What's it? Yeah, yeah. It's like a. Nice. That's not bad. Dude, dude. It's relatively new, right? Yeah.

It's a couple weeks. Yeah, a couple weeks. What are you reviewing on there? We're going around to greatest places. So you're going around to restaurants, scamming them into giving them free food? No, we actually pay for it. Oh, you pay for it? We're paying for it.

I don't even tell them we're filming it. Yeah? Do you have a budget? You've been given a budget for this? Yeah. Of course. So where are we going for lunch? Anytime you guys want to go.

Well, next week we're doing an episode at Yankee Stadium, me and you. Oh. Yeah, yeah. New York Kitchen. This is the first time I'm hearing about this. Free tickets? Yeah, free tickets. Do you want to go to the game?

I told you. Yeah, I didn't know about the kitchen. We're going to have free tickets, food, and yeah, dude, you're living like a king. Married man. Everybody knows all I want from baseball is hot dogs. Really? That's it. I just want to eat hot dogs By the way Yankee Stadium

I've been there now five times It has their concessions Are the worst run shit In the fucking world Sometimes you're waiting You're like an hour and a half away This is a new stadium There's no reason for this

One time they had a thing where they have a thing where they go, you can order on Uber Eats and pick it up to avoid the lines. And then we ordered on Uber Eats, and then they couldn't figure it out, and then they closed the stand. So then we ended up paying for it. Uber wouldn't give me a refund. No way. So I literally ended up paying for this whole thing, didn't get anything,

and then we just had to go wait in line for an hour. I'll tell you, a fat Jew not getting his food and spending the money, that's an angry man. Oh, my God, dude. I have my shekels and I have an empty wallet and an empty stomach. This is not good. He fucking, he rang his little dreidel bell. He's like, we're meeting in the tunnels. Meeting tonight.

New enemy of the Jews. Yankees. Do you see how angry everybody is? Citi Field. Citi Field's great. We actually did Citi Field last year. Pretty decent food. Great food, and it's set up well.

We shared nachos. I don't know if we're sitting in the poor person section, which is everywhere behind the plate. Maybe they have it set up better. Also, better places to go get food afterwards, too. Right by Flusher. My buddy will get me field tickets before. We'll go on the field before.

And he goes... I don't know one player on the Angels right now. I don't know. And he's hurt, I think. And he goes, buddy, none of your fucking videos on the field. Yeah. Yeah. That's fair.

I mean, you're a guest of the Los Angeles Angels. You can't do a I'm not a perv. Probably. I'm going to suck someone in the batter's box. Yeah. There's a couple bats over there I want to suck on. You know what I mean? I'm going to sneak into the locker room, snag a jock strap before I leave.

I'm fucking deadspin being like, yeah, the Los Angeles Angels allowed some pervert on the field of Yankee Stadium. They had to replace the sod. This face on fucking ESPN. He's like, I'm going to catch a couple balls today if you believe me. We got a new term alert.

New term. New term alert. Ugly privilege. Ugly privilege. There's hot privilege. Oh, new term. New term alert. Ugly privilege. Ugly privilege. Ugly privilege. So there's hot privilege. There's white privilege. Yeah. There's all sorts of privileges.

There's now ugly privilege. Okay. Is that the privilege of people just assuming you're decent in a fight? No. No. But that will be a male ugly privilege. This is female ugly privilege. So women are celebrating their average looks online

championing their plain jane genetics for deterring unwanted male attention when i say i have ugly privilege it's not necessarily that i think i am an ugly individual explained one creator who goes by only sarah in a now viral video posted this week i can confirm i saw the video she is ugly um can you post the video with the comments? I can show you what she looks like. This is her. Did you see the video I sent where the fat chick was working out

and it says three days later and it's like she got fatter. Yeah. So this is a... Hold on. I got to unblock the ads here. So that is her. What a troll.

That's Sarah. I believe this is Sarah. Look at you, you fucking pig. Yeah. That's Sarah I believe this is Sarah look at you you fucking pig yeah that's Sarah she's never been with a man I watched her video

she's never is she straight yeah she's just kind of she's one of the JD Vance cat ladies basically that he's

getting in trouble for saying but she's never been with a man she's celebrating what she says is what I mean by that is men in general

don't find me attractive. And not in general. Maybe in general. For the most part, men think I'm ugly and they leave me alone. And to me, that's a privilege. She sounded Canadian to me. I'm going to guess she lives somewhere in Canada. She, along with fellow TikTokers in the comments

of the clip, praised their ability to be invisible in order to feel comfortable and safe in a world where women are often ogled and commod ogled and commodified so basically we got a bunch of women they found a new thing right because it wasn't enough to uh just be uh gross yeah well if you're ugly now you're like you still the thing is everyone wants to be appreciated and have attention and be the center of attention and ugly people don't get that no so now they're like well how do we get them to look at the ugly people and we were like we're actually so open mics yeah how big open mic comedy so basically she's she's making lemonade right yeah

she's been dealt quite the lemon yeah the thing the chick the chick lucky. All you have to do if you're a troll, just get a pair of big fake tits. I mean, I would guess, dude, this is literally by the look of her, this is the type of chick you pay money to be with. If she had big fake tits? Oh, no, not fake ones. I'm not going to kiss her off. Like, she's not. If I was single and it was late.

She's not terrible. No, she's not like a freak show. She's not like some freak show gargoyle. She has really nice areolas, though. But she's just like, yeah, she's like a five that's just running around. She's a five. Yeah, she's just a five. Just get big fake tits.

Don't you think that's the solution? And also, she could probably just thread her eyebrows and put on makeup. And she's also overweight. Like, if she lost, like, well i'm gonna ballpark 50 uh and then yeah fake tits and then she's never been kissed she's never kissed she made another i wouldn't even come in my hand and throw it on her can you show the image that's her right there yeah that's her i mean i never tag her in the videos I know a bunch of dudes who would fuck her. Of course. I know a bunch of dudes who would do it. Hey, guy with two thumbs right here.

And I'm gay. Yeah, just, you know, you also save on rent by moving into those neighborhoods with those guys that will definitely fuck that lady. Sure, the Bronx. Right by the stadium. Right by the stadium. And some of the comments are i grew up as a pretty girl until up until my mid-30s put on a bunch of weight and now it's like no one sees me it's sort of nice actually i feel safer and there is some truth to that because

you know maybe three years ago women five years ago women were complaining where they're like i'm not that attractive and women and men just like i'm invisible to men and they were complaining about that yeah yeah because they because women basically um derived their life force from attention yeah right so and she was like they're not getting any of that fulfilled and then she basically figured out some mental gymnastics for herself in order to try to just uh but also she's not like doing it like it's like i don't know man if i dress like a frumpy weirdo and fucking i probably wouldn't get it and like i didn't shave yeah you know like she's like i don't know man if i dress like a frumpy weirdo and fucking i probably wouldn't get it and like i didn't shave yeah you know like she's not trying yeah exactly at all

it's like if you're not if you're not if you're doing none of the like grooming things that pretty girls do or whatever she wears like oversized baggy like knit sweaters yeah she just and she doesn't work out she doesn't she's not taking care of herself it's like you're wondering why you don't and it's like if she's saying she likes it that's fine but it's like if you're not doing any of the stuff not doing anything at all gotta put in a little work and they say nobody notices them we're making fun of you

on the podcast like what do you mean we all just said that there's points in our lives where we would have fucked that lady yeah literally yeah if I fucked a girl like that that would be a wake upup call for me, too, to be like, you would make my life better because I would be like, Jesus Christ,

I got to get it together. What am I going to do? In sports culture, we would have a thing called slump busters. When it's going bad, you just got to get up. I think that's just male culture. Well, what? Like you said, just a sport.

I don't think that's just a sports thing. If somebody hasn't gotten laid in a while, you kind of just go, bang this fat chick. No, it's not about it. Just to get a little mojo about it. Just to get the ball rolling. No, not slump buster in terms of sex. Slump buster if you haven't gotten hit.

Oh, if you're not hitting well? If you're not hitting well. Wait, if you're striking out a lot in baseball? Oh, really? So you do something bad for yourself to make you need to achieve. It's a superstition. What is the psychology behind it? Because you

get something that's so negative it turns it into a positive. You have to change your mojo. You change your socks or something. Slump Buster t-shirts. By the way, that's the next one. Are you going to do those Don't Serve This Man? Are you going to get those rolling?

Oh, that's funny. I told him because he went into Milk Bar and he did a video i'm not a pervert but in milk bar and kind of freaked out the lady who worked there was like you gotta take a picture of your face right don't serve this man on it go into milk bar take a picture of it in milk bar and then fucking get don't serve this man wait they have a photo of you up in Milk Bar? Not yet. I'm like, he's got to put it up. I did this scam where I'll make some of the videos. Most of them are very genuine. But this one, I told the chick, I'm like, it was just her.

I don't ever want to make people who work places uncomfortable. I don't mind making people waiting in line uncomfortable. But I don't want some employees making $20 an hour to feel like shit. So I just bought a car all of the all of the young comedians who are like keeping time at comedy clubs where you work you say that you're gonna suck their balls and never I shit on them I don't say they're gonna suck their balls I told one I told the kid if he doesn't get abs he's not coming on the road that's fair that's it he's like just like that uh that uh motivational dude on who goes i won't hot the sales guy yeah yeah yeah yeah he goes i won't hire you that guy's so perfect he's another freak show i love he's so

perfect he's also been he's also been like uh out of this fake numerous times oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah no they're just running some pyramid skates oh they're all running there that's the thing they're all running scams everyone who's like this is how you make your life better is running a scam sure it's a new form of religion it's like i have the answers to make your life better and if you pay me 9.95 a month you can get the answer new they've been doing this forever it's just it used to be you know you have to go make a video and people would come meet you in like a hotel lobby that you would like yeah whatever hotel conference room you would sell tapes or something yeah yeah i mean we're all it's all scams again go back to politics the boys cast is not a scam okay this is not a scam we're not giving you advice dude it's like

unless you want some prime time knowledge on some, you can go sweep up for premium price. Yeah. I mean, it's all a scam. Yeah. That's the BoyzCast scam. We're selling you the fattest chicks you can get at rock bottom prices. That is the BoyzCast diamond guarantee. Behind the paywall.

How do you get the fattest of the fat? He's just telling me. Well, we'll discuss this on the Patreon that we'll be doing. I have to piss so bad. Do we have time for one more, Diamond? Yeah. What are we at? We got five minutes.

Are we all doing the Patreon, brother? If you guys would like to. I'm down for Patreon. Yeah, I just have to piss. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to take a break. We're going to come back. Get some calls.

Okay, so one last thing. This is a good topic. Am I the asshole? Oh, I love these. Am I the asshole? Oh, I love these. Am I the asshole for getting upset because my husband wants a hall pass? Okay. So to start off, I'm eight weeks pregnant, and the doctor advised we not have intercourse until after 13 weeks.

So we got a five-week little gap here. Prior to this, I had two miscarriages last year, and we finally have our rainbow baby. As excited as we both are, my husband decided to ask me for a hall pass to have intercourse with another woman since we cannot for only five weeks. This guy is insane. Yeah, this is nuts. For what it's worth, that is if

you're like sharp about things. But you're about to have a baby. This is gonna, say she said yes begrudgingly, it's gonna put a huge stain on your marriage. Dude, the balls to even ask this is gonna say she said yes begrudgingly it's gonna put a huge stain on your balls to even ask this is crazy the balls or the champion of men this guy is fucking randy marsh with the wheelbarrow balls yeah that is dude you're about to get your fucking face slashed or something it says he believes it is just sex

nothing more me rolls. He says he loves me and only me and that he wants to spend his life with me and our children, but he has needs. I, of course, got extremely upset and refused. I told him we could get a divorce and he could be with as many women as he wants. In case anyone wants to know, no, he's not cheating. We're together literally all the

time. So please tell me, am I the asshole? Am I in the right here? So this is why he had to ask for the hall pass, because he couldn't just go get a fucking rub and tug yeah because he could really just i mean like if first of all if you're this horny where you're fucking knocking up a lady on purpose and you know you don't you're you know you're not in like you must know that while you're jizzing inside your wife yeah you are in for nine months of less sex i mean he's also married yeah and like this is your first kid after two miscarriages. It's a crazy request.

Probably because he was fucking railing her out so hard. He was scrambling these kids' brains. He just really can't get enough. He's just banging her out. They're getting concussions. Dude, maybe he doesn't want the kid. One miscarriage is rough. Back-to-back miscarriages. She's probably not a good cop.

Two-time champ. Back-to-back. Back-to-back champ time he's having dinner going i can't even have a little baby with her man you might have in the moment told her like there was a chick who drove up to the one i show i didn't show you but i told you about yeah she drove up for from virginia two weeks ago to see me and i was fucking her and I'm telling, like, how gross must be the girl who drove from Virginia to see JJ? No, she's 21

and I'm, she was wearing a diaper the whole time shitting herself like that astronaut lady. I don't like kids. No, like the astronaut lady.

We're saying she's incontinent. Yeah. What do you mean? You don't remember the story, hold on, does nobody else remember the story about the lady who went to kill the astronaut

and to have plausible deniability of how she couldn't do it because she was obsessed with him. She wore a diaper and drove non-stop and shit and pissed herself so they can't be like, you couldn't possibly get there in time. She sped and wore a diaper the whole time. And she killed him?

Yeah, I think so. Why? Right? Johnny, do you remember the story? Kind of, yeah. She killed an astronaut. I've never heard of this before. Yeah. Why? Maybe she was an astronaut. Oh. She was obsessed with just some dude. And she went and killed him. How'd she kill him?

Wow. I think she killed the guy, right? Well, she tried to. She was an astronaut and she drove 900 miles to attack her ex's girlfriend. Yeah, that makes more sense. Yeah, that's just ladies being ladies. We all thought this was some crazy astronaut Yeah, that makes more sense. Yeah, that's just ladies being ladies.

We all thought this was some crazy astronaut who's just killing some guy. When it's just a jealous woman who happens to be an astronaut. No, but wearing the diaper so that you have plausible deniability that you couldn't get there fast enough is fucking crazy. That's crazy. What does that say to you? Oh, so she wore it because she didn't want to stop, not because she wanted to be called crazy. Oh, what a psycho bitch. Yeah, this is like a John Grisham novel, basically. So I'm assuming this woman drove up

from Virginia to fuck you wearing a diaper because she needed that dick so bad. Dude, I do think that this chick might be crazy. Oh, you think? Give me three reasons why you think a woman who you fucking JJ woman Who you caught Fucking JJ

Who what you met on Fucking JJ From Virginia Three she wore a fake Belly button ring To fuck JJ No She had the real

Belly button ring Oh is that the best Is that the tops It was And what did you meet her on The internet She snuck into the DMs Snuck into the DMs

Yeah and she This is how I knew It was probably going to be A bad decision She Why Okay She goes was probably going to be a bad decision. She goes, I would love to be one of your holes. Yeah, yeah. This girl, you know what? Good for you, though.

Like, you know, not all your buddies get to a level of fame where chicks are driving across the country to come get bashed out. And, you know, like, fucking. This is JJ's dream. This is JJ's dream, This is JJ's dream. JJ talks about other guys. Literally all you want from internet fame is you want

this, chicks, food, and to be able to have complaints against businesses online that actually do something. Getting free Delta Miles. Yeah, just like whatever. They lose a bag. Whenever you see someone on Twitter and they they're like, you know, they

have eight followers, and they're like, Delta, you lost. And you're like, good luck, pal. Okay? They don't give a shit about you. Nobody's seeing this. They don't care. I have, from the incident of having to stay in Austin last time with Ryan, I got $100 free credit, and I got a hundred dollar free credit

and I got ten thousand miles that is a hundred dollars I got a similar thing recently from an airline it's gonna feel good yeah I didn't complain online they just kind of fucking refunded me oh well there's new laws where they have to automatically refund stuff yeah that was the thing that someone told me there's like they automatic Oh Eric Freddie was telling me they automatically refund so I made that so I got automatically refund so i made that so i got the refund so it's probably five hundred dollars worth five hundred dollars even even for a millionaire is this money even for a millionaire because it's that sounds like something some like

surly dude in a bar who's like worked on an oil rig his whole life even for a millionaire 500 dollars that's a lot of money still money plus you get the rush it's you you're just you you're just in the love of the game yeah i'm i'm not uh i don't do weed no more so you got to get that you got to get you got to get your thrills elsewhere but this this dude who asked for this uh this hall pass that is the most insane move. You're right. Crazy when they're pregnant, too. Yeah.

And it's only five weeks. Yeah. You're like, I'm so crazy. You're like, yeah, you can't just get a rub and tug a couple times or whatever during the five weeks. Yeah, just jerk off a bunch or something. Yeah, just crank it. You're like, this five-week window is just like, I'm going to lose my mind.

And him just being like, yeah, you know, I have needs. So this is my last question. As a man who's probably spent $30,000 on escorts, I have never watched. Are the pregnant ones more expensive or less expensive? I would imagine more. But at the same time, they're terrible people, so less. Wet nurses post-pregnancy? Well, you're not asking for the milk

so that's I'm just just a pregnant prego's expensive normal a lot of porn stars like a lot of only fans chicks do like

pregnant porn when they're pregnant and they like capitalize on that moment it's like really prime time content which you probably mostly get on fansly

because on only fans it will be taken down I think oh that's it's kind of the first time it's like this is very novel

and like after a while you're like, meh. I would be worried about like smells. That's fine. Okay, so Spraying it across the room then yeah,

you are getting a sour smell after time. Yeah, you gotta clean it. But like it's kind of like you kind of just grab a tit and sometimes it'll just yeah, just spray out. Oh, I love that.

That's JJ's like dream is to grab a tit and just milk spray. I've done it by I did it by accident the first time and just shot across the room. I, I love that. That's JJ's dream is to grab a tit and just milk spray. I did it by accident the first time and just shot across the room. I was like, whoa. And that didn't get you going?

I love that. Of course, yeah. Oh, dude, being sprayed on? Any kind of fluid that comes from a cock or a tit, it's great fluid. All right.

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back uh so sign up for that we're we're pretty close to the next episode of Bugman vs. Bugman, where Ryan and I are going to be shooting guns. So you're going to want to check that out. Guns? Yeah. Shoot heroin. Everybody shoots guns. Why not an acid trip?

I mean, I'll win that. I'm already 2-0. I won the hot dog eating competition, obviously. And I won the cabinet making thing. Ryan would be great, though. What? Acid? Acid? Fuck no. But isn't that what makes the episode great? There has to be a chance he can win.

I'm going to throw this out there. It might not work on him. No, it'll work. He said he took mushrooms when he was in college and his brain split apart. He had two brains or something he said for months yeah for months it's like for months for months it's like made him crazy that's why i stopped weed man my brother my brothers i guess we could talk about it on the pot yeah we'll tell you save it for the after show uh thank you very much everybody we'll be

back next week shout out to chris faggot chaterina see ya bye