The Boyscast with Ryan Long - The Hilarious Showdown Between Muslims and Progressives, Hantavirus Nutjobs & Spencer Pratt

Starting point is 00:00:00 Boys, we're in for a crazy week. We got Spencer Pratt Muslims versus Jews, versus protesters, versus tithes, versus antivirus, ball-maxing Epstein suicide. Now it's Sam Altman, and women can't stop spending because of ADHD. Hit the intro, folks. The boys.

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Starting point is 00:00:26 The dudes. This is the. boys cast welcome back i think i have hauntavirus danie it's haunta virus also a couple days early you know and that's the thing people have to or legionnaires disease you okay well i was just going to say that people have to respect the fact that we never miss a week even though we have to fly back just for the episode and then do it uh-huh did i tell you the legionnaires disease no before we were what's lesionnaires disease so legionnaires is i don't exactly know what it is i think you just shit your pants a ton so uh we we see we stayed at the venetian for the bitcoin thing and the few days

Starting point is 00:01:09 And you were a shit in your pants. I do. I'm always, I stay shitton. But the few days before that, I was staying at the encore, the win, encore, leave there. And then my brother-in-law sends me this article. And it says, if you've stayed, the win basically put out some things saying, if you've stayed at the win encore in the last six months,

Starting point is 00:01:28 you may have been exposed to Legionnaires disease. Apparently, it's like in the water. Really? Yeah, it's like in stagnant water. And they were like, yeah, someone got Legionnaires. disease there in September and then February and they're just like so if you were there you might have it. Interesting. And they're like it has a 10 potentially 10 day incubation period. So I'm just fucking every day being like waking up being like is today the day? I like that I just fucking

Starting point is 00:01:56 dump my pants. Them saying to you. It's like I think you might have Legionnaires disease. You're like I'm pretty sure I don't. I feel fine. They're like check your pants. You're like yeah, they're full of shit. I have a persistent case. I don't know. I feel fine. You go, have you checked your pants you go, I mean, I'll check, but I, ah. Yeah, no, with my diet. There's like 20 dumps in there. Let me check my diaper. Oh, God damn it. Yeah. All right. They're pretty crazy. It's like a pretty like nice hotel in, like one of the nicer hotels in Vegas. And they're just like, hey, FYI, like, we've had a bunch of Legionaires disease outbreaks and we're just letting you know on your way out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like pretty nuts. That is pretty nuts. We'll talk about the Henta in a bit. But

Starting point is 00:02:36 the one thing. So obviously, you. you know, Mondami took over New York and then there was this Spencer Pratt thing where this guy's been just going like mad viral. By the way, I hate that the Knicks are in the Easter Conference finals because Mondami's putting that as a fucking little notch in his belt. Oh, he's saying that's because of him.

Starting point is 00:02:52 He's taking that for sure. Well, but you know, do you know, did you know who Spencer Pratt was before? Of course. From the, what is the Hills? The Hills? I didn't know that. You ever watched the Hills when you were like in high school? Yeah. It was like the biggest. I didn't like, I wasn't like an avid

Starting point is 00:03:05 Hills watcher, but I knew who he was. No, you watched that? No, but I knew who he was. I couldn't name one person on the Hills. I know him and I know Heidi. But I probably knew him actually, to be honest, more because he popped back up when the L.A. fires. And then I was like, oh, yeah, I remember that guy. I do not.

Starting point is 00:03:23 Yeah. I didn't watch that shit. I guess from, you know, it was Jersey Shore big. I obviously know what the Hills is. And I know every girl was obsessed with it. But I was not. And you. And you.

Starting point is 00:03:38 watching every episode apparently. Apparently. No, I wasn't watching that show. I wasn't watching it. I just know what it was. I probably just, it was the most, like, it was pre-internet, like, pre-social media. It was like this, the biggest show. It was like on par with Jersey Shore. Jersey Shore, yeah.

Starting point is 00:03:51 Listen, I didn't even know it was a reality show tell probably, like, that was, I'd probably figured that out 10 years ago or whatever, but like, honest to God, I've never seen an episode of the Hills. Yeah, it was big. It was big time. Yeah, I know you and your, you know, let's say, roommates were watching it. And the Joy Boys. but so he may even win right and he's kind of has the I've never you know taken over social media

Starting point is 00:04:16 with these ads and ever it's he has the easiest job in the world where he just kind of goes over and there's like 20,000 people shitting on the streets of LA and he's like this stinks right yeah yeah yeah this is bad right yeah yeah yeah but here here's the thing and I have to come at this from an angle where obviously the stuff he's saying you're like this all makes sense He's just like, you know, we just stop wasting money. Sure. Now, here's my problem. I listen to this guy and I'm not trying to disparage this guy and ruin his campaign.

Starting point is 00:04:45 Are you saying he doesn't know what he's doing? He's not fit to be mayor. Well, listen, I don't think, I agree with the argument where you go, a guy who doesn't know what he's doing would be better than someone who does know what they're doing, but they're trying to ruin the city or whatever, right? Yep. However, I listen to this guy on an interview and, you know, he's saying, you know, everyone's wasting money, this and that. And he was like, when my house burnt down, that was all my money, all my equity was in my house. And I'm a little bit like, all right, you're big famous guy. And you go, all your money was in your house is really responsible.

Starting point is 00:05:16 He lives in a trailer. And then he goes, you know, and what happened in COVID is they started talking about how they don't have a house and they don't have any money. And his wife's song went viral again because people were trying to help him out. He made like a couple hundred grand from that. And then he mentioned, yeah, when, you know, obviously there was a time. where I had more money and we spent almost two million dollars on my wife's pop star career. And I go, hmm, this guy's going to be the financial savior. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:05:48 Danny, if you told me, you go, fuck, man, I am so good with managing money. I need to be your money manager. And you go, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm, I go, everything you're saying sounds good. You go, you know, I made this guy this much money. I made this guy. It's like, you know, I pay attention to the stock market every day. I have an economics degree. And I go, how much did you spend on your, you?

Starting point is 00:06:07 wife's career that you wanted her to try to be a superstar singer and you go, how much did I spend on my, I believe it was $2 million when we had about $1.8 million. I go, I don't know if I, I go, I don't know if I can put this guy in charge of money. So I would say that in terms of risk management that was poor. You're saying this is a risk management thing. This is more of a risk management thing. Because she was a famous celebrity and we have seen where you just go, yeah, we're just going to like, she's famous and she was, you know, she's the less. less famous now, but probably, I don't know when the pop star career was attempted, but you're like, there may have been something there. But to put all, like, to just bet the farm.

Starting point is 00:06:46 Here's another thing. You have a guy that's going to be going up against, you know, a million of his wives, right? L.A. wives are going to be his main source of people to fight, where L.A. he's going to be like, we should clean up the homeless people and the L.A. wives, they go, that's racist. And all the L.A. wives are like, yeah, well, they're on board, right? he can't say no to one LA wife. No, he can't say one to one of the only wife. It is, you know what? I was thinking... I want this guy to be successful.

Starting point is 00:07:12 Sure. I'm watching this. Yeah, I mean, his slogan just can be like, he can't get any worse, can it? But his slogan also is my wife made me spend my entire life savings on trying to make her famous pop star. It was a lock, Ryan.

Starting point is 00:07:28 See, Ryan's not a gambling, man. So Ryan doesn't understand the concept of a lock. Listen, Lock of the week, pal. He goes, how could this have lost $2 million in my reality star wife to try to be a superstar pop star? Yeah. I will say it's very odd, and I should probably fact check this, but the fact that, like, L.A. doesn't have a recurring thing of celebrities becoming the mayor. I know.

Starting point is 00:07:52 That does seem like Arnold Sports. No, no, he was the governor. But I'm saying, like, the mayor of L.A., it always just seems to be like, you know, some random person. It's just, it is odd because, you know, actors are the number one. like what is from now on in. Acting's drying up. Like, you know, maybe I'll be mayor of L.A. And there's always like every time there is a mayoral race,

Starting point is 00:08:10 there's always like, you know, at the end of the ballot, all these nut jobs, local nut jobs, celebrities, like, you know, D or E-less celebrities. So it is weird if he, like, I don't know if he'll be the first celebrity mayor, but it's odd that it's not more common, I guess. Listen, I saw the guy's videos. I get it.

Starting point is 00:08:26 It was, he was just saying, you know, I'm an L.A. guy. I'm just your average guy. I grew up in Los Angeles. was none of us want our kids to play with fucking needles at our school. And the other girl, they had a whole thing where they're just like, hey, we're thinking about all these homeless people that come and pull their dicks out every day. We're thinking we want to stay that 500 meters or 500 yards away from the school.

Starting point is 00:08:46 And the other girl's like, why would we want that? And then you're just like, you can see your average normal person, even no matter how, whatever your politics are, you're at dinner being like, yeah, I don't want my kids near needles, whatever, right? Yeah. So I'll give you this. It could go the other way where he goes, I'm such an L.A. guy

Starting point is 00:09:02 that, listen, we're L.A. people. We know what it's like. I'm just like you. My wife also spends all my money, I can't do anything about it. He also said, he spent like four,

Starting point is 00:09:12 because one of the criticisms about him is they said, they made his wife get all this plastic surgery, right? Yeah. And they were kind of positioning him as like this guy that bossed his wife around and some people were saying his wife's plastic surgery.

Starting point is 00:09:24 They didn't like her as good. They like it better. Yeah, it didn't look as good. So maybe he was saying like, listen, I'm your standard L.A. guy. My wife spent my money on trying to make her famous.

Starting point is 00:09:34 Botox. I had to spend all this money. We're the same guy, so I'm like you. Yeah. So this is a relatability factor. However, when it comes to the money, if you told me I want to manage your money, I'm going to do better. I'm not wasting all this money. Also, I blew my life savings, trying to make my

Starting point is 00:09:50 wife a pop. So I have some pause. Yeah. I still think he's going to lose just because he's a Republican. I feel like it's going to be... Yeah, probably. It's going to be the Toronto thing, essentially, where they're like, yeah, just the fact that you have that R in front of your name is just it's very possible we'll take the needles and the feces thanks very much

Starting point is 00:10:05 I think you might be on to something but I think that your average LA guy I'm a little bit in tune with yeah and your average LA person and that is true when it comes to mismanaging money when it comes to all that sort of stuff but I think that LA people there is also a it's a very like nimby

Starting point is 00:10:25 sort of yeah yeah and the problem is with Los Angeles as they're willing to have Skid Row. They're willing to say there's these slums and stuff's going on over there. But the problem is this all started spilling into their backyard. And I think that's the mistake where Toronto's a little different. Like people don't have the extreme wealth where they've been sectioned off from all the bad stuff in the same way. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:10:49 Whereas I think L.A., there's a lot of people that you tell them how bad it is and they don't really know. Yeah, they don't really. It's like the Seth Rogen where he goes, yeah, obviously like my car gets broken into. Like, why are you so attached to your car? Yeah, well, that's the opposite. But there's probably a lot of the Seth Rogen's really like, yeah, yeah. It's like, I live in L.A. My car gets broken into a bunch.

Starting point is 00:11:09 Like, that's part of living in L.A. Anyways, vote for Karen Bass. But I, so you're saying the opposite. You're saying there's people that have accepted it. But I'm thinking there's a lot of people that don't accept it where they're just like, Seth Rogen doesn't have kids and that's a big difference. Yeah. I think there's your average L.A. person that's, you know, progressive in every single way,

Starting point is 00:11:24 except they're like, yeah, but I do like, I spend all my money on this. house. My look is so important to me. The way that my house looks, it's all about appearances. I don't want people coming over to my house and I've got all this, you know, garbage out front. Of course. So there is, you might get a lot of secret votes

Starting point is 00:11:43 where people I'm saying, who'd you vote for in like Karen Bass, but it's like Trump the first time around. People are like, who you vote for Hillary Clinton when you're in the ballot box? You're like, where I was in Minneapolis this weekend, and they got the progressive women in a chokehold. Oh yeah. You know, they've got the progressive women. They did the fucking, their WNBA

Starting point is 00:11:59 team did a moment of silence before the first game for the two people who got killed. Oh really? Yeah, oh yeah. They're still on that shit. We're like four steps ahead in the news cycle. That is a lot of new cycles. We're on aliens right now. You guys are still talking about that is a

Starting point is 00:12:15 big part of Minneapolis is they do have the women sort of like enforcing all the stuff like really 2018 style. Like if you go, if you drive it like every stop sign they have like stop ice or whatever like it's really and a lot of stuff happened in that city it is

Starting point is 00:12:33 crazy where you go I was talking to people and they're just like yeah this it was this happened here and this I'm not like did everything happen oh yeah man there's it doesn't make any sense that Minneapolis was kind of like ground zero for makes no sense all these years I do the ice shootings were like I think a mile away

Starting point is 00:12:49 from George Floyd yeah yeah yeah but I went I was in the mall and here's something that I've never seen before is the the mall because the comedy clubs attached to the mall, right? And I've never seen this even in like Ajax and shit, right? The mall has like back to back to back stores that are just like, you know how they have mannequins in the window with like a suit?

Starting point is 00:13:12 Yeah. The mannequins in the window have the Saudi Arabian prince outfit on. Oh, really? Yeah. So they have like, you, it's legitimately like the burqa store. So they have a store with just a bunch of mannequin fucking burkas on and shit. And then beside that is the Saudi Arabian prince outfit. So they'd have like four five stores in a row.

Starting point is 00:13:31 I've never seen that. I mean, I'm not going to lie. I don't know why like if this is like appropriation or if this is, but like I saw a dude yesterday actually wearing like the kind of the guy version of that. I'm just like, I might want to give that a spin. No, no. I agree with you. The Saudi Arabian prince outfit would be when it gets hot.

Starting point is 00:13:48 Like we're talking about like, you know, performance wear and everything and your balls are getting hot. Like they figured this out. And not only did they figure out this problem, they figured it out too. 2000 years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it's not even like a recent development. They were just like, yo, we're wearing dresses.

Starting point is 00:14:03 Whereas people here, they figured out, well, wearing a cowboy have you. Like, that makes it, that makes it a harder. But that's the thing is, like, they're wearing, like, because I see guys wearing dresses all the time, and you're like, that is a gay man. It's gay man. That is, you see these guys wearing dresses.

Starting point is 00:14:16 You're like, that is the straightest guy I've ever seen. Of course, yeah. Right? Like, they really figured it out. Like, it's almost like the kilt. Even the kilt is gay. I know the Scots won't like that. I don't think the kilt's gay.

Starting point is 00:14:26 gayer. Nah. Yeah. I'd love to give you that. I can't. Let's fucking pull up your 23 in me, pal. It's doing early life on Ryan. Let's fucking turn the tables and do an early life on Ryan.

Starting point is 00:14:39 There's no question. I have some Scottish in there. Yeah. What do you kidding me? Where do you think I've like a bit of read in my beard? Do you think that comes from the Saudi Arabians? I'm just saying you might be talking up your book right now. I'll tell you what, talking book.

Starting point is 00:14:49 I actually asked at the comedy shows. Yeah. I do jokes about different religions and I was asking if there's any Jews there. Four shows, two Jews. So out of 1,200 people, there was two Jews. That's my right. They cleaned house. Dude, that is Muslim town now.

Starting point is 00:15:07 And were they together? No, no, no. There's two separate singles. Yeah, yeah. Not like a Jewish guy with like his Jewish friends. There's one Jewish guy like, and they're like, he's the Jew of the group. Right. Interesting.

Starting point is 00:15:17 Yeah, yeah. I mean, cleaned house is probably inaccurate. Act more accurate is like by. Yes. Yeah. You know, saw the right around the wall. I'm moving to Miami. right they're in Florida of course

Starting point is 00:15:28 with the rest of them but I did think it was interesting with the extent to which like the malls just got like all the 70 Arabid outfit supply and demand dude well there was so in in in there and this is the hot topic right and the same thing I just saw video of it was in London but this happening all over the world right now well not all over the world but like in major cities where there was just like these crazy culture clashes um where all the Muslim guys were you know like Nick Shirley I was kind of saying that that Minneapolis like all the Somalians would have got away with it if it wasn't for that one gay YouTuber but the

Starting point is 00:16:03 they have all these kind of like you know TikTok journalists Muslim dudes and they bring their group and they've been tracking down these like progressive journalists and going in their face being like why are you trying to teach my kid about LGBTQ and all that sort of stuff right?

Starting point is 00:16:17 Tales of turned. Yeah well there's a big clash and I was kind of saying it like if the way you put it is the progressive deal was like listen Like if you're a Muslim, you're trying to move to Europe. It's like, if you're trying to move to certain cities, you're like, we are your allies, we're on your side, we're going to allow you to bring everyone in, we're not going to be checking too much of your credentials. All the fraud you want. All the fraud you can eat.

Starting point is 00:16:40 Also, we're going to let you bring your extended family. If you do crimes, we're going to kind of get to get away with it. We're going to give you these sort of like government bursaries so you can kind of, you know, be making pretty good money without doing anything. The only catch is we're going to teach your son how to suck a dick. And they're just like, no. That's a take it or leave it deal. I mean, good on them for being like, no. But I think they might be making a mistake too, because that's the catch.

Starting point is 00:17:04 No, these liberals are so retarded. They're never going to. No, the, the people who are like, yeah, they don't want to learn about homosexuality. And they're like, we'll get them. We'll get them. That's what they're saying. We haven't figured out the right way to approach them on being accepting of homosexuality. Right.

Starting point is 00:17:22 There's a way to do this. Just give it time. Yeah, yeah. No, I thought you were saying the other way. No, you're right. Yeah. They think they'll get them and they will a little bit. Right? They will a little bit. Well, they're probably like, guys wearing a dress, something. That's just because you're on the spectrum.

Starting point is 00:17:39 Yeah, you're something. And he goes, I'll kill you if you say that to me again. I'll literally kill you. And the kids that grew up here under that, they might have got them. However, the parents don't want that deal. No, the parents are kind of like, and they're sort of, they're saying they're like, Listen, we have a good thing going here. Yeah. You know, we're perfect allies.

Starting point is 00:17:58 It's just, you have your non-negotiables, which is you want to still be Muslim. Right. And you want your wife to wear the thing. And we have our non-negotiables is that we need to teach your son how to give a blowjob. And these are, that is fair. Give his first blowjob and having no training. What are you going to do when your son gives his first blow job and he doesn't even know where to put it? Exactly.

Starting point is 00:18:17 He's got his fucking dick in his arm. He's going to disgrace your whole family. He's got two dick in each of his years because we didn't. You're going to have to honor. kill him, but not because of the gay stuff. Just because he was bad at being gay. Yeah, he's terrible at it. That's what's going to hurt your honor. But to me, that is the funniest

Starting point is 00:18:31 clash that's going on, and you're sort of seeing it all over the place. Yeah, it's fun to see. Yeah, it is fun to see. They actually tracked down also, there was this guy that was super because you know how in, like, UK, they find people with social media accounts, and they sort of, like, unmasked them and put him in jail. They found this guy that was

Starting point is 00:18:50 kind of, uh, what they were, I actually didn't go deep into his tweets, but they were describing him as crazy anti-Islam guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was anti-Islam, very... Yeah, like, there's shit that it's just like, you know, fires up people on fucking... They're describing it as, like, white nationalists,

Starting point is 00:19:04 but I didn't look too deep. Yeah, but it was... Yeah, that would be like the kind of catch-all. It would be like, he's a white, but he's just like, Islam is the worst. And they show up to this guy's house being like, you know, you're busted pal. Yeah, and like Karachi.

Starting point is 00:19:16 Straight up, like, Indian Muslim dude. No, he's Pakistan. He's in Pakistan. Yeah, he's in Pakistan, Muslim guy. And they're, obviously, they're just like, what? What? What's going on? They can't even fathom it, even though the answer is the most simple answer. He's like, yeah, I don't know any English, but Facebook pays me $1,500 a month to post this stuff. So this is what I posed. He's like, I tried all sorts of other stuff. I know what I e-b test. And I tried all this other stuff, and this is what Facebook likes. So it's what we want to put you in jail so bad. But that is where it's at where you're going to have a UK government putting a Pakistani Muslim in jail for anti-Muslim post. that go against their terms of service as a government. Again, he's just like, that's where the money's up.

Starting point is 00:19:59 Yeah. But I just find, like, all the cracks in all the alliances, you know, the same way that's happening on the right, all of these, like, alliances are breaking down in all of the world, and it's creating sort of these hilarious debacles. No, I do love that, like, this Facebook, like, you know, monetary incentives, same with Twitter, has basically made people, who you're like, yeah, you're like, you know, obviously Muslim and you love being Muslim.

Starting point is 00:20:27 Yeah, you love being Muslim and they're like, yeah, but I also like not being super poor in Pakistan. Also love the cashola. Yeah, love the cashola. I only worship one guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The almighty dollar, baby. So, yeah, and then they nuked his account. The fucking, journalist went to Facebook and ratted him out, even though you're like, yeah, jokes on you. I have like 50 of these. That guy is just, you're not even scratching the service, man. You'll make another one tomorrow. Yeah, you got my Muslim account, which you find out of the Jew ones. I can have another one in a minute. Don't you ever.

Starting point is 00:20:59 It's irreplaceable. Yeah, I have a fucking warehouse full of Jew accounts. So. Don't worry. So there is the woman who is protesting. I believe it was climate change. I said the article. Australian protester.

Starting point is 00:21:16 Woman hangs naked in an upside down bronze bell to raise awareness for rising sea levels. You know what I love about this podcast doing this podcast, by the way, is when this stuff happens, I get tagged in it. Yeah, everyone's times. It's like, this is like what we're like known for. There's never a titty. I get so, yeah, I don't miss one titty. One titty in the wild on the internet, I do not miss.

Starting point is 00:21:37 But this one's so funny because there's no reason for her top to be off. She hangs upside down. They got her legs tied. Yeah. And then, but it doesn't, it doesn't do it naturally. So she just has to sort of bang her body against the thing. Back and forth. To make the bell.

Starting point is 00:21:51 But when they were figuring this out and she was like, Like, and then obviously you'll have my top off. You're like, what's the reason for the top off? You're like, the top top. Okay. I mean, look, you say there's no reason. I don't think we'd be covering this if the fucking puppies weren't out. Sure.

Starting point is 00:22:04 I guess what you're saying is. Now, what's the cause? Didn't get that far. Chicken a bell. Yeah. Like the notion is she's like, yeah, I have a cause. You go, I'd just see a pair of tits in a bell. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:22:15 At that point, that's as far as I go. But good luck with your thing. Good luck with something to do with the environment. Maybe. Usually it is. Yeah, it's usually an environment. You can guess it's something. Do we know what it was?

Starting point is 00:22:28 Well, it says rising sea levels. Oh, okay. That's something. So she's like warning everybody. And this is the end of days, yeah. Yeah, yeah, like ringing the bell. The biggest thing that hurt climate people is they just make go so extreme on the predictions that all you have to do is wait five years to be like, here's you being wrong.

Starting point is 00:22:47 Of course. Yeah. And then they're like, well, here's some tits. And you go, I'll give you a little more time. I'll give you a little more time. And you know what? Everyone is a liar. I'll tell you what,

Starting point is 00:22:55 like Elon Musk, for example, right? Yeah. He'll be saying, oh, we're going to be on Mars in four days, right? And then oftentimes, you know, that, and then people kind of post being like, here's you saying this, but aspirational,

Starting point is 00:23:08 like, oh, I'm going to be able to accomplish this and I didn't get there. Yeah. I think it has a little less sting where doomsday, when you're wrong about a doomsday theory, you look a little, you have a little more mud on your face

Starting point is 00:23:21 where you're just like, my company's going to be the biggest company in the world, and then you weren't, and you're just like, yeah, but we did actually become, you know what I mean? You're like, but look at all the stuff we did accomplish. That sells a little more, doomsday's are more binary. Dude, I just used Starlink in an airplane. You ever done that yet?

Starting point is 00:23:35 No. Oh, I flew Alaska Airlines. How do you get it? Is it one of the options when you turn your phone on? It's just the internet. It's just the internet. Well, maybe I have it. Yeah, the internet, well, the only airlines that have it, I think are Alaska and

Starting point is 00:23:47 United, but so I flew Delta and then I flew Alaska. Dude, it's like insane. It's literally fucking like 100 megabits upload speed. Right. It's insane. And you're like on an airplane. Dude, Delta's like, here's free Wi-Fi. And you're like, this doesn't work.

Starting point is 00:24:02 Yeah, it doesn't work. It's like barely works. I can't like scroll Instagram or Twitter. But anyways, my point is don't slag off Elon Musk. I'll tell you what, though, when they talk about the space tourism and people are going to go to Jupiter and it's going to be this like, I do hope I die before a woman gives me a brochure to a trip to Jupiter. I do hope that No, the move is be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, so they, I guess I'm going on the,

Starting point is 00:24:28 they had a seating issue. I'm going on the flight before you, you send her to Jupiter and just be like, please, bitch, see you four years, see in four years. Do you know what I mean? I hope. I chickened out, sorry.

Starting point is 00:24:39 Picture you being, you know, that guy where you go, you know, oh, baby, I'm doing everything for you. It's your birthday, and it's this big 10 year anniversary for us, and I've organized this trip to Tulum for two weeks and it's all and she goes Oh that's crazy because

Starting point is 00:24:54 Doug's uh Doug's bringing his wife to Mars Yeah it's like oh An earth vacation That's right Pedestrian of you do you not love me Taking me on a vacation on earth You go no basically you go

Starting point is 00:25:07 I brought us this trip to Tulum She goes yeah staycation can be okay I guess I guess yeah I'm staying I guess we could do a staycation That's cool We stay on the same planet If money

Starting point is 00:25:20 He's a little tight for you right now. I do hope I die before I'm being confronted with a brochure for a trip to fucking Jupiter. And then you go to Jupiter and they go, oh, no, that's cool too, because this solar system... Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, you guys... In this galaxy?

Starting point is 00:25:38 Yeah, in the Milky Way, huh? Things tight? Money tight at home? Staying in the neighborhood? I do hope. And you're going to have to get the fastest one. Of course, of course. So I hope that I die before that happened.

Starting point is 00:25:54 Yeah. Yeah. It's interesting. I mean, whenever I watch comedy, you'll always, it's one of those things when you watch, like, an old special or documentaries on, you know, even politics or comedy from 50 years ago, you kind of realize a lot of times these same conversations happen over and over again. But I saw Richard Pryor a special, and a big part of it, he stopped, and he goes, they said I was canceled.

Starting point is 00:26:19 I wasn't canceled. and I kind of thought can't. I knew that they had a version of that, but I didn't realize they used the word cancel. I thought that was a newer word. Interesting. I didn't know that. Why at first you were shooting the car?

Starting point is 00:26:29 Gay stuff. Oh, gay stuff. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I didn't know he got canceled. Well, I knew he was always in trouble. Yeah, I knew he was always in trouble. I thought he was just like he had legal trouble

Starting point is 00:26:38 and then he blew himself up trying to free base coke. Oh, yeah. He always had something. I just didn't realize that they used the word. They said Richard Pryor's canceled. And he started out being like, they said I was canceled. I'm not canceled.

Starting point is 00:26:48 Oh, interesting. Yeah, what's kind of interesting, right? Yeah. But yeah, when I was thinking about the Minneapolis things, I do think it is fair to say, even with the Spencer Pratt thing, you go, it's maybe the biggest cultural fumble of all time that, like, Democrats were kind of the default cool party,

Starting point is 00:27:05 and then they became like the, where's it right now? Most of, I bet you, your friends, you went to high school with, your friends you went to college with, you know, kind of your Toronto friends, most of those groups of dudes, if someone came out and they're like, I just fucking love Kamala Harris, the average opinion would be like, what?

Starting point is 00:27:20 Like, that's kind of gay. Like, you know what I mean? And that was, that's probably the biggest fumble in the history of culture of like fumbling the, being like the default sort of city, like urban position. Yeah. No, no, they did good.

Starting point is 00:27:35 It was one of the greatest moves they did was being, we're going to be the black party because that, that was, that was a smart cultural move. It's when they said we're going to be the party of kind of 60-year-old women. I think that blew the whole thing apart. Well, I think that was kind of the problem as they became the party of the elites.

Starting point is 00:27:52 I don't think they planned on it. It just kind of happened. No, it all happens, you know. Yeah, it happens in a conjunction of a lot of things, but that might have been one of the biggest, I'm trying to think, you can think of certain bands or people that you go, this guy was looked at as like the coolest guy ever,

Starting point is 00:28:09 and now people kind of maybe think they're lame or something. Yeah. But I think that- Ugly Kid Joe? Who? Ugly Kid Joe. Who's Ugly Kid Joe? Do you know Ugly Kid Joe?

Starting point is 00:28:18 What's Ugly Kid Joe? I was like the first tape I ever owned. I don't Cotton Eye Joe? They had no. Isn't an Ugly Kid Joe from a, they did Cats in the Cradle? I don't know. Cats in the cradle and the Silver Spoon? That's a band called Ugly Kid Joe.

Starting point is 00:28:30 Is it ugly Kid? No, no, no, but they did, okay. That was, those two deep. Is this some like Jewish version of American music? No, Ugly Kid Joe. They're playing in Minneapolis, September 1st. Ugly Kid Joseph? No, they were like huge in like 1991.

Starting point is 00:28:44 Okay, well, I'll take your word for it. I mean, this might be. I actually, as I was saying, is that what the one. they're called, but they're big. They're big time. Hugged you, Joseph. Never heard of it. I don't think they were great. Anyways. I feel like,

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Starting point is 00:33:07 I've never, didn't even see this in COVID, okay? And this has to be Hanta virus related. She she was holding two rubber gloves and breathing through them on the train. She was just holding two like she looked fucking stressed

Starting point is 00:33:23 out because you can tell she's like has to take the train. Old white lady and she's literally holding two rubber gloves. You didn't need to say old white lady already know. Up to her face trying to breathe through them to not get the hanta virus. Because four people are on a boat with a sickness right now. I mean I got

Starting point is 00:33:39 the hentai virus but Danny got the yellow fever Yellow fever, aka antivirus I actually feel like there's been an outbreak of yellow fever in the Fine Angel district That's so funny There's a yeah, there's a we've had a There's a bit of COVID coming back

Starting point is 00:34:08 there's also a really, really big outbreak of yellow fever at J.P. Morgan. Yeah, Silicon Valley has severe. Severe case. Contact tracers on site. Yeah, the Jewish community at large. The Jewish community at large, again affected. Yeah, but it was black people with COVID. Jews are getting hit with the yellow fever.

Starting point is 00:34:32 I thought this was one of the biggest things in a while where it was just like, everyone's trying to make it happen. and you're just like, no, this is nothing. By the way, the power of cruise ships where they just have one PR nightmare after another, and people are like, yeah, yeah, I'm still going. Still love cruises. There's like the poop cruise. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:34:49 There's COVID. They're like literally coming back in body bags. There's haunt a virus. Everybody's like, but it's so convenient. It's so convenient. You're just like, you're in a mall on the water and there's all you can eat. And it is convenient. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:35:01 I've never been on one, but it's just like, yeah. What did you say, Johnny? Everything's cheaper. Yeah. Oh, now it's even better. Yeah. You're getting a discount. You're getting a distance.

Starting point is 00:35:09 Everything's better, yeah. I know. But it's literally like a business model that can never be broken. You can't shake it. Not with Americans. You would need like some fucking Iranians to just start drone striking cruise ships to maybe make people think twice. Make a dent.

Starting point is 00:35:23 Maybe. In your average American. And your average 50 pounds overweight Americans ability to just sit on that deck and fry. And Cardo and Cruz is like 10% off. You're like, we're back. We're fucking back. I was not sure. I'm back.

Starting point is 00:35:38 15% off and we don't clean the decks after the outbreak. Yeah, dude, have you ever seen the poop cruise documentary? I know what the poop cruise is, but explain it more. Basically, they were on a cruise ship

Starting point is 00:35:51 and like all the toilets started getting backed up on the whole thing. There was like shit running down the hallways. They were like, the engine broke so they had to get towed back to like Miami. We are now forklifting the pull of shucks off the cruise. They were literally like,

Starting point is 00:36:07 they were stuck out, I'd see, the engines of the cruise ship broken, so they have to get like a tugboat, and it's like a very specialized tugboat, so they're like, yeah, there's one available. It's like in New York, so it's like coming, you know, it has to, you have to wait for it to drive down. The poop shut off the engines? No, it was like all in coordination. It's like something happened with the engines, then like the fucking, all the plumbing got backed

Starting point is 00:36:29 up. Okay, same time. So it's like literally shit running out in the hallways. And those people, some of those people on that cruise are like, yeah, I'm still going on. Same time next year? Yeah, I'll see you next year. They were like, yeah, they offered me a free cruise, and obviously I took it because I'm a cruiser. That business model can't be fucking.

Starting point is 00:36:48 Yeah, they started to happen twice. What are the odds of that? Yeah, right. But there was a lot of articles. Should I be freaking out about the hantavirus? Honda virus is a rare or serious condition infection transmitted through the contact with rodent poop. Now, the rodent poop thing is what was funny to me, is that how, do you think that, you know, you just go on the cruise and it's, It's just, they go, someone's being rodent poop,

Starting point is 00:37:11 and it's just Bill Gates with his face off brown being like, who can it? He's like, no, he's got his like beakers, and he's like, whoa, me? It's like doing all these fucking tests in the back. Yeah. Just one dude holding two rats with his face covered brown. I mean, the main thing is you're like, it's not really transmittable person to person, like, unless you're in crazy. No, this is all bullshit.

Starting point is 00:37:31 This is nothing. People are, if COVID didn't happen, this would not be talked about in this capacity. This would be nothing. They have had some people trying to write articles. Everyone's trying to use this for some agenda immediately. At least the homosexuals aren't affected like monkeypox. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you have to pretend that they are.

Starting point is 00:37:49 So there's a weird little wrinkle. Gay people keep getting a hontovirus. You're like, what? What's going on with these rodents? What's this going on? The hantavirus outbreak underscores the need for MRANA vaccines. So there's also back to this. Back to just like, all right, everybody's fucking social credit score,

Starting point is 00:38:06 Huntivirus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the lesson. And they go, you know, I think we learned a lesson about why social media needs more censorship, you know. It sucks to be Fauci right now, too, because you know Fauci's got all this stuff he wants to say about Haunted Virus. Oh, sure. It's like, you're, you're sitting this one out. Shut up.

Starting point is 00:38:21 Got just disappeared. He's 90. Also, he's like, can't show his face in public. That, like, can't go to a baseball game anymore. Like, he, that's a rise and fall that went from the man to the. Oh, my God. Dude, people were getting him tattooed on them. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:38:37 In 26 years ago. That sucks so much being a dude with a fouch tattoo right now. Yeah, tell it to that guy right now. He's like, that guy's taking that to the grave. He's like, no, it doesn't suck. It's actually awesome. How does that suck?

Starting point is 00:38:48 Yeah, it sucks how they've treated him. It sucks how they treated an American hero. You're right, because the guy with the Fauci virus is still in the COVID-0. Yeah, of course. Yeah, he's like, man, he's the tattoo. Yeah, that guy's like, tried to warn us and they just won't listen to him.

Starting point is 00:39:04 Yeah, if you have a fouchy tattoo, you're probably sitting there saying they'll all be sorry still. Oh, absolutely. Just a matter of time. I'm playing the long game here. Well, that's what I took a peek through the COVID-Zero. That's another thing about this podcast. There's a lot of people, especially Patreon,

Starting point is 00:39:19 they'll send me the COVID-Zero stuff because we talk about it sometime. Yeah. That it's always, you know, this is exactly the same today as it was five years ago, right? But they were taking a victory lap in the COVID-Zero Reddit. Of course. Where they're saying, you know, told them,

Starting point is 00:39:36 They didn't listen to us. Now they're CN and you go, that's not what's happening right now. No. There's five people with this thing. It's not that transmittable. This cruise ship thing's going to get figured out and we'll never hear about this ever again.

Starting point is 00:39:50 You'll never hear about the henta virus in five months. No, no, it's over. With all this hentavirus talk, I keep seeing comments saying, did no one learn from COVID 2020? And it's ironic because I guarantee the people saying these things are the one who didn't mask

Starting point is 00:40:03 and genuinely didn't learn anything from COVID. It's so infuriating. And you go, you think that what? So people on that cruise should have all had a mask on? You think that's what? That was the default as you show up. Do you understand the type of person who goes on cruises? What are you talking about?

Starting point is 00:40:18 Health conscious people. They're definitely not COVID. You COVID zero people aren't going on a cruise. Yeah. They're going cruising. By the way, I'm on there, the subreddit. I guess the moderators rule this with an iron fist. Oh, no, here it is.

Starting point is 00:40:34 This is like everybody's going crazy. This is from six days ago. COVID has nearly disappeared from Boston. It's a chart which is like COVID's gone. And which, obviously, you know, they don't like that.

Starting point is 00:40:44 Yeah, but what do you mean? COVID is gone. But you're saying the moderator does, no, I thought it was gone because I saw it earlier and I was like, oh, okay.

Starting point is 00:40:52 Yeah. You thought, you thought that's the thing. It's like, that's a COVID zero's actual worst nightmare. Is COVID disappearing because you're like, what do I do with my identity? Buddy,

Starting point is 00:41:01 you're a guy coming out of a bunker. Yeah, but you're like, that's my identity is COVID. Of course. I can't go. Oh, it's a guy leaving the police force and he doesn't know what to do anymore.

Starting point is 00:41:09 Do I just get drunk every day? What do I do? Yeah, what do I do with my life? People have trouble with that, yeah. And they go, all their social circles is built around these online communities. Who am I? Who am I?

Starting point is 00:41:21 Who am I? You're a no king's guy. Yeah, I mean, it's not that difficult to figure out you're a Palestine guy now, you're a no king's guy, you're something, you know what I mean? Yeah, something. But, so I looked at a few other things. This is right now, we are fucked, they said.

Starting point is 00:41:36 I feel like I did in, this is about Hunter Virus. Yeah. I feel like I did in winter 2020 when everyone was telling me it would never impact us. I'm on my doctor's office getting a workup for my autoimmune problem. And I'm the only one wearing a mask. Everyone here is a wet cough. We are fucked. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:41:52 So this is where they're at in the COVID-Zero. They're just like, this is game over. Crazy that you're somewhere where you're worried about a hontovirus and you're at a place where people have wet coughs right now. Yeah, yeah. Well, they have no choice. They've got to go to the doctor. Right. They have no choice other than to expose themselves.

Starting point is 00:42:09 And I'll just give you one funny one that I read in the COVID zero. How to eat. I live in a house with my mom and brother who are not COVID conscious and I may potentially be sick. My mom doesn't like me masking, so I can't really do it in front of her as often as I'd like. And when I go in the kitchen in front of the living room where they both usually are, I'm trying to find a way to eat, but there's not many options except the garage, which isn't very convenient because there's nowhere for me to sit or put anything. Would it be okay to just eat in the room with a window open?

Starting point is 00:42:39 I don't own an air purifier, unfortunately, so that's why I've avoided doing all that before, and there's no other place I can really go. Any suggestions? So this is someone that is so messed up that they're standing in their garage to eat their meals, holding a plate, because they can't sit at the table

Starting point is 00:42:57 because their mom doesn't wear a thing, and they go, well, my mom's also like, you're, no, you're under my roof, you're sitting down having dinner with the family. Yeah, you're not pulling the mask aside for each of you. It's been six years and then she goes, well, I guess I'll eat in my garage. And I'm sorry I said she, it's they. They, obviously.

Starting point is 00:43:14 You ever think they see some YNs with masks on? They go, nice. Good. Some people are still conscious. The bell clavas for the ski mat. Well, no, they still just wear COVID masks. It's just like somehow became trendy for them to like ironically wear COVID masks. Sure.

Starting point is 00:43:29 But, yeah, I think that that's where. these people are at right now, so they're having a victory lap, which I thought was pretty funny, but there's also another one where a person said, I want to do, they go,

Starting point is 00:43:40 what do you guys do? Because I really want to be in musical theater, and my dream is to be like a musical theater star, but I can't go outside or be around people. What do I do? And everyone's,

Starting point is 00:43:48 and everyone in the comments was like, been there. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I guess you're going to have to write something. I guess you're not going to be front facing. You're going to have to be behind the scenes. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:43:57 It'd be weird to watch a musical with a star has a mass. One man show. Those are tough. But yeah, you could do a one-man show. I would say just write, write a COVID-Zero musical. Yeah. But it is, you know, these, when you talk about America, how fast like everything moves and how fast people move on from things,

Starting point is 00:44:17 it is interesting when people try to go back to something from five years ago and everyone's just like, no, no, no, no, no. We're not doing that anymore. No, thank you. No. The thing is, is because of COVID, even if Honto virus was real, people would be like, yeah, I don't care. like again it has to literally

Starting point is 00:44:32 we did that yeah it has to literally be like two people I know are currently dying yeah yeah like every person has to be like I know two people who are currently dying and they'd have to be under 40 yeah and then you'd be like all right now I'm worried I think so until that you're like I also felt a little bit like that with you know we've kind of talked about how

Starting point is 00:44:51 and probably other people I made this point too where you know there'll be a war and then there's a new war and then we don't talk about the old war and then it's all about Iran now right well there was a lot of articles this week basically being Putin did some speech where he's kind of like you know this war is almost a wrap like I think we're going to wrap it up in the next week so there's all these articles being like the Ukraine

Starting point is 00:45:10 Russia war is over and no one really gave a shit Yeah you know I didn't see still going You know and I kind of buddy there's a new war in town He's kind of like yeah's like hey we're still doing a war We don't get any fucking press about this Shiner thing now Yeah I think I remember we did a joke about that forever ago where the only fan stars were kind of saying like,

Starting point is 00:45:32 you know, we're going to give donate boobs to, I think it was to Palestine. And wasn't it? I thought then Ukraine was like, well, we want some boobs too. Remember, we're still here. I think that's what it was. But this is what my analogy was, is a war that's been going on for five years

Starting point is 00:45:51 and there's a new war gets the treatment of someone that has something good happen in their life where they accomplished, but they're over 30. Like a man that's over 30 being like telling people like, I got promoted at my job and it's like, oh, what do you want a fucking cookie? If you're past 30, any life accomplishment

Starting point is 00:46:09 that doesn't directly help those people, no one gives you shit. People won't listen to you like, oh, good, but like... Yeah, yeah, good. You know, oh, cool. Yeah, that sounds good, yeah. Just for conversation's sake, we can talk about that. But no one is...

Starting point is 00:46:22 The only exception to that is if you were like a heroin addict and you're pulling your life back to the base level there might be some people giving you like a pat on the back Sure Yeah I mean if Putin wants us to give a shit about his war He's gonna have to make oil prices go up like $30 a barrel overnight Yeah I think so

Starting point is 00:46:39 Talking about it Yeah fucking gas go to $10 a gallon And then we'll start chatting Then you'll give you some shine Right You're not even moving oil prices No right now they're in the situation Where they're someone with nine kids

Starting point is 00:46:53 Being like I had a 10th kid and everyone's Yeah okay I don't know right What a miracle. Congratulations. I'm not giving you a present. Another one of God's miracles. I don't care. Congratulations.

Starting point is 00:47:06 Or someone that like graduated like a, you know someone that like went back to school to graduate. Of course. Or someone's like 45 and they're like, oh, I just graduated my course and everyone's like, huh? Yeah, you graduated. You're under undergraduate. Yeah, yeah. You don't get praise past the age of 30. At that point you go, we got our own shit.

Starting point is 00:47:26 Now. You're more in, obviously, I would say, the resident conspiracy expert on this. Yeah. Jeffrey Epstein has released a suicide note. Which to me... His brother saying it's not his handwriting. To me, I thought this was one of the... Like, it was so stupid.

Starting point is 00:47:43 It felt like... I don't even know. I'll try to tell you my position. You can tell me if you think I'm wrong, crazy what? Yeah. To me, it felt like if you were in a... If you were kind of a conspiratorial in this government and you're just like, what if we release his suicide note?

Starting point is 00:48:00 You would think everyone would be like, yo, that's too crazy. Right. No one's going to believe that. We would have released it two years ago. How could they release all these files? We've done all this stuff. And then two years later, they go,

Starting point is 00:48:11 actually, you know what? We should tell you a suicide note. We've been sitting on that. It just felt like so crazy to me that you go, what is the happening right now? Yeah. Also, the whole... I just confused me.

Starting point is 00:48:22 The whole thing was like the whole... Yeah, it was like, What do you want me to do? Bust out crying? What you want me to do? Bust out crying, no fun, not worth it. He had a little urban flare to it. He sounded like one of those fucking like, this is talking like this. What do you want me to do?

Starting point is 00:48:40 Bust out crying, no fun, not worth it. Well, I thought that line was sort of Trump-like. He goes, no, not fun, not worth it, exclamation. That's kind of like a Trump tweet. He goes, they investigate me for four months in all caps, found nothing. Like, doesn't that read like a Trump tweet? Yeah. I'll do it both ways.

Starting point is 00:48:59 Because you might be right where it was, investigating me for four months, found nothing. 15 years ago, old news. Old news. It is a treat to be able to choose. It's a treat to be able to choose one's time to say goodbye. I can see it. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:49:15 But I can also see. Investigating me for, how to do a Trump? You do Trump. I have a two sex to do a Trump. Investigating me for four months, found nothing? I'm not going to fuck it. Okay. So we can't decide whether it's old time you or Trump.

Starting point is 00:49:26 Yeah. I'll tell you what it isn't. Buyable. No, no. I mean, I guess the suicide note is the fact that it goes, it's a treat to be able to choose what time to go. It is a treat to be able to choose one time, one's time to say goodbye.

Starting point is 00:49:43 What you want me to do, bust out crying. What you want me to do? Bust out crying. No, no. Yeah, a bit of a country song maybe. Or, so what you want you want me to do? Bust out crying. Yeah, I mean, look, this is...

Starting point is 00:49:58 I don't know what the hell is going on. I don't know, like, yeah, what are we supposed to make? And this was from the first time when he tried to commit suicide unsuccessfully. Right. And then... Oh, this is... That's what they said. That's from the first time.

Starting point is 00:50:08 They're saying this was from the other time he tried to commit suicide. Okay. So, uh... So what's your take on this? What is this? I don't even know. They're like, is this... This is too little of a thing for this to be any type of real distraction from anything else.

Starting point is 00:50:23 Yep. Right? You're like, this isn't some, you know, people... I don't know they just they flooded the zone with so much stuff it's flood zone like I honestly I saw this and I just was like all right sure I had another data point to the list of shit I'm like I don't know I mean the fact is we went through all this stuff not one person in America has been indicted some reputations were sullied I guess we could say yep that's all we're getting well I guess Jen Lane's Maxwell's in jail well but

Starting point is 00:50:53 she was already in jail I'm saying from the the you know the formal release of the Epstein files. You're like, you know, they gave us millions of documents. Here's one, three million and one. And nothing. How would suicide not be out day one? That's a good point. What was the reason? What, what reason could you possibly give me to not release a day one? And what am I missing here? I don't know. Like again, steel man the other side of this. Maybe they wanted just everybody to just be fucking, you know, chatting about stuff that wasn't particularly important. This one's dizzying me. Yeah. Like again

Starting point is 00:51:27 Is that what they want? Me to be dizzy Is that what you want? I'm dizzy now, okay? I hope you're happy. It's not what you want. Like this isn't, I don't read this and I'm just like,

Starting point is 00:51:36 all right, that's it. He killed himself. Like some people are like, yeah, it's not even his hand. His brother's like, not even his hand running.

Starting point is 00:51:42 Yeah, saw his brother come out. So it's like, I don't know. Like I just, I've felt too crap to be a lot of this up to this is just this wild goose chase.

Starting point is 00:51:50 We're never going to definitively find out. It's just like, you know, anything, you know, it's just like another data point for JFK where you go like, do you have an answer? No. Do you think everybody kind of has made up their mind about what they think happened? You'll never definitively find out. I'm sure we'll get something else in two weeks. They'll go, oh, what about this? And you go, until I see a video of him fucking tearing up his sheets hanging himself. I'm just like, all right, who knows? Well, that 100% this didn't make me

Starting point is 00:52:21 shift in that direction. But I don't think it made anyone shift in that direction, which why I'm just like, well, what were they trying to do? I don't know. I don't know. Like, was this, this couldn't, this wasn't just found in the trove of documents. Like someone just finally got to, you know, page a million. Exactly. They've been sitting on it.

Starting point is 00:52:38 Yeah, they've been sitting on it for sure. I, again, and if you're saying it's because he did have a verified suicide attempt prior to when he died regardless of what you think. So if that's, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. You being sick, we are running ourselves to the ground, by the way. Ragged, pal. Running myself ragged.

Starting point is 00:53:00 You haven't been touring as hard as me too. Now he's getting a taste of what it's like. Vegas, I thought, dude, I told you, Vegas, like, I think the day before, maybe the night of after the Bitcoin thing or the day before, I went out for dinner and I was just, I was in the casino way to go for dinner. I was freezing cold.

Starting point is 00:53:19 Yeah. Like, literally my hands were like ice cold. I'm like, oh, I'm getting sick for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's common. It's the big one. coming and then it just kind of went away and I was like okay I'm fine I just knew this and then I don't know after San Diego I had so I my throat was so sore that I kept waking up in the middle of the night

Starting point is 00:53:37 you know when you know when you're where you have that thing where you you breathe in and you're breathing in it hot yeah yeah exactly dude I was like I'd wake up in my from a sore throat I don't know yeah been there and then I just didn't talk all day I got through my set and no I'm I'm I'm sort of even though I've been like sick I feel like I'm dealing with it and I'm I've gotten to a groove where I'm totally just the voice it's the voice is what you're worried about the biggest change that I made is because I'm touring so much I've sort of worked my life around that yeah in a weird way where it's like I don't even know how to explain

Starting point is 00:54:12 it but it wasn't like I'm doing all these things and then I'm touring it's like everything and this like so it's you know like even this I wouldn't have flown home but I flew back because we're doing the podcast and then I'm flying out so it's like it's these two things and they kind of, I don't know, I've worked everything together where even though I'm sick, I feel in control in a weird way. Sure.

Starting point is 00:54:32 But I'll tell you what, one thing is because we're running ourselves to the ground in that way and also just, you know, I've sort of talked a lot about even when you're young, in a lot of ways, like your 20s are getting great or about getting great at things

Starting point is 00:54:49 and then your 30s and 40s in a lot of ways are just like, no, now you're in it. Yeah. And I really was, I was really thinking a lot more about that where, you know, there's that thing I've said I said where, you know, the future is going to favor the mobile a lot. But also I was thinking more so than ever, it's probably the hardest thing for people that are like young and in their 20s to do right now that is probably the most important is it is so easy. How many people do we know that are, let's say, comedians or even entrepreneurs or, you know, people in entertainment at large or anything? that are sort of where as normally you would sort of be like in the trenches getting great. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:55:31 They're just doing the thing already. Like there's people that are comedians that are three years in that are like, no, I'm already like touring and doing what we're doing instead of actually kind of like getting great. And I think you could say that about trading. I think you could say that about anything. Think about a lot of people our age that sort of became podcasters that were like, well, yeah, I spent the last 15 years becoming almost like an expert at something. And then I started podcasting.

Starting point is 00:55:52 You know what I mean? Yeah. And I think that there's so many people that are younger that are starting the thing too early. And the broader, like if I was to crystallize the advice I'm saying is you can, if you're in your, if you're younger and you're becoming great at something, you can always catch up to people that are like in the rat race before you. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Like if someone was like, oh, I was doing the thing for 15 years while you were kind of focusing on becoming great, you can catch up to them in six months. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Because once you're in the thing, like once you're in the thick of your life and you're getting close to having married or kids are, you know, you've kind of, you really have responsibility and you're in the thick.

Starting point is 00:56:33 It's really, really hard to set aside six months to become great at something. Yeah, and it might take longer than six months. Well, that's what I mean. It doesn't take six months or even becoming an expert at something, right? Yeah, I mean, dude, the amount of people you see on Instagram and they're like selling some business course. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You're like, yeah, you have a 400 followers. Like, what business have you started?

Starting point is 00:56:52 I haven't started a business, but I help you. And becoming an expert at the second thing and the third thing, when they say 10,000 hours, well, yeah, that's the first thing. The second one, there's a lot of composite skills. So I think that there's so many people that never really became an expert, great, amazing at one thing. Yeah. And because of that, everything they do is going to be like kind of surface level,

Starting point is 00:57:13 even though they appear to be working really hard. And I think that's one thing that you're going to see the people that were able to sort of actually do it properly are going to fly past these other people that never really got great at something. I mean, the other side of that, though, is sometimes it's like a, you know, a woman and she just has a sweet rack.

Starting point is 00:57:34 Sure. People just like that. People are like, I'm not really there for the performance. I'll see, though. And she took some time developing the rack. Hmm. So you're right. But if you're talking about,

Starting point is 00:57:49 let's say, OnlyFans business, those people. I'm talking about entertainment. Okay. But the women who are getting popular for the rack, who also were like pretty good at like running a business or like worked in marketing before. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:58:02 Like some, there's women who are like, yeah, now I'm showing my tits. But like I spent five years like kind of working in marketing. Uh-huh. I spent five years like as like a social media manager. Now I'm going to show my tits and do it for myself. Yep. A lot of those. So I think even in the show in your tits world, the people who kind of, you know,

Starting point is 00:58:19 there's some of those women that like work. on it online became really great like working in sort of like sales. Yeah, of course. You know, so I think that just that having a skill is going to put people like so far about people that don't. Anyway, that's my little two cents on

Starting point is 00:58:35 But if you can spend 400 bucks on a big ass pair of fake prosthetic tits, it doesn't hurt. Yes, but if you I can say that with firsthand experience. But if you spend $100,000 on big fake tits and plastic surgery for your wife where you're trying to tell me that you're the guy

Starting point is 00:58:50 they're just going to get the finances and check for a city. You're just going to save the city for bankruptcy. No, in all seriousness, I think that guy's probably would be an upgrade from what they have now. Yeah. But it's more of a funny comment, but it just is if any of my buddies was telling me, I'm the guy to,

Starting point is 00:59:09 the frugal guy who's going to end the gravy train. Also, I blew my entire life savings on my wife's singing career. I mean, that's the, yeah, yeah, that's, I mean, the craziest thing. when it comes to politics is everywhere there's always like there's that guy in Toronto who we played I follow him now we played his uh acknowledgement the taxpayer acknowledgement yeah yeah yeah he's like kind of blown up and

Starting point is 00:59:32 his and you know so funny because there's all these guys who are just like yeah they're blowing money and you're like people like it's not really something people care about that much like you're blowing money the blowing money the blowing like this guy's whole thing is like look how much money they're blowing and you're like yeah and still like not going to get a I don't even know you're saying that people don't give a shit. People don't give it. Yeah, it's just like,

Starting point is 00:59:53 people care, but it's not their like number one. No, however. It would be like my number one. Here's where I will say is all of the blowing money stuff is usually tied to something

Starting point is 01:00:04 that's getting worse. Right. So if you go, I agree with you that the idea that they're blowing money seems very hype, like a kind of theoretical. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:00:16 To your average person. However, some of them don't. If you walk down the street and you go, the park that I used to go to has way more shit in homeless people and needles and you go and we've tripled the amount that we're spending

Starting point is 01:00:28 on it you go then stop doing that so I think there's like are you going to vote for the other guy just over that one thing yeah so like me yeah I think we're pragmatic you're talking about like a nimbie that exists people are that yeah yeah but dude you know how many people

Starting point is 01:00:46 in my own personal life that's been you know there's a lot of dudes that I think I know that their sort of line was when they started trying to make you say things that you know to not be true. I know a lot of women that they, or like very progressive people, that their line was like it feels unsafe in my house. Right. Like where their, thing is, you know, a woman being like, I walk to my house and I'm like

Starting point is 01:01:11 kind of scared. Uh-huh. You know what I mean? Or there's fucking shit outside of my house. Like that, their kind of, their line was like, you've made my actual life worse. Right, yeah, yeah. In a way that I don't like. And can't avoid.

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Starting point is 01:04:57 20206. See website for more details again, factormeals.com slash boyscast 50 off. The Elon Musk versus Sam Altman trial has one of the funniest parts to it that I've ever heard in my life. So people know this has been going on. Yeah. Sam Altman started this nonprofit. Elon Musk

Starting point is 01:05:18 was one of the biggest investors and this was supposed to be open AI. Open AI and the reason for that was to sort of save humanity. Because he thought I guess if you were to, maybe you can correct me in the way that I'm describing it, but if you have like he doesn't want the profit incentive to be the most important thing. He wants

Starting point is 01:05:38 to be what's better for humanity be the most important thing and those things sometimes collide and it's a non-profit so it's going to follow the one not the other. Yeah, for example, the shooter in BC who was like asking about killing people and then they had the meeting and they're like yeah maybe we don't need to tell the police about this because probably like that would be the following

Starting point is 01:05:56 the profit yeah because that's like probably might ding the shareholder value that's a tough one because that's also like a freedom question right yeah so yeah that is those things are not supposed to be have things that they have access to but you're right maybe they're like we don't have access but our AI goes through it and then if it

Starting point is 01:06:12 RA flagged certain things I don't know yeah that's kind of maybe somewhat of a separate conversation, but I see what you're saying. It's all the same thing. But, so they go through this thing, Elon Musk, and I'm sure part of it is Elon Musk is a competing company and who knows people's motivations. Elon Musk suing him,

Starting point is 01:06:28 basically being like, this is what you did was illegal, you took a nonprofit, you figured out how to all get rich. Now, people probably are aware of that. And what's going on is the funniest part is in these discovery phases

Starting point is 01:06:45 of the court, the CEO, whose name is Greg, oh, do you remember the CEO's name? Brockman or something? Greg Brockman, yeah. He has a fucking journal where he's like writing down his

Starting point is 01:06:58 crimes. He's writing down his crimes. Well, he probably is like an OG Tim Ferriss guy. I was, I had this conversation with someone and they couldn't get it and I said the same thing. He's been listening to Tim Ferriss since 2010.

Starting point is 01:07:12 Tim Ferriss is just like the early morning journaling. He got into that. worked for him. He also did admit to some crimes though, which are, uh, there's no journal like, uh, confidentiality like you'd have with a lawyer. Like, you write you in your diary and they're like, yeah, we can, we're not so on the same page. Cause that's exactly what I think happened. I mean, yeah, Silicon Valley guy, 100%. He just got it in a journal. He was, he read the four hour, he's like, he's like, it's like, I think there was a part of it was like, why are you calling it a diary? I bet you go on this guy's phone. He's got Ferris and Will and Chris, you know?

Starting point is 01:07:46 Yeah, for sure. And Tony, he's got all the guys. Everyone's talking about journaling. Yeah. He's waking up every morning doing his meditation, drinking his morning tea, doing 10 minutes of journaling. The chaga mushrooms. He's doing all of the things.

Starting point is 01:07:59 In that train of thought journaling, he's journaling stuff like, how do I, my goal is to turn a nonprofit into getting me filthy rich. Yes. Those are like his fucking doing his affirmations. You're going to fucking screw even. Elon Musk out of his money.

Starting point is 01:08:18 You're going to just over and over again. Daily affirmations. All working, no play makes crack a doll boy. Fuck Elon Musk. Fuck Elon Musk. Yeah. So he's going through. He says stuff like, I'll just read the first sentence of their thing.

Starting point is 01:08:31 He's got a diary. There's a ain't diary, but it's a journal. Yeah. In entries that Musk's lawyers obtained through discovery, Brockman wrote, financially, what will take me to $1 billion? Question mark. And this is a big question that he's asking himself.

Starting point is 01:08:43 In another entry, he described his public commitment to open nonprofit mission as a lie. He goes, it was a lie. Pretty cut and dry stuff right here. Yeah. Open a short case here. He says, it would be morally bankrupt to steal the Open AI nonprofit from Elon Musk.

Starting point is 01:09:01 But I also want a billion dollars. Tough decisions to be made. Do you think this was unethical to steal? He goes, no. He goes, because you wrote in your journal on March 4th, it would definitely be bad. It's like you say that you weren't stealing open AI, but then in your journal you said, today's the day I will steal open AI. What did you mean by that?

Starting point is 01:09:26 Nothing I love more than stealing. Fuck, I love stealing. God damn, I love to steal. Especially for Elon Musk. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. So I think he's probably getting shit where people are like, what are you doing? Fellas, burn your journals.

Starting point is 01:09:42 Do not burn the journal. I've never been a journaler by the, but. the way, but I guess you could describe writing comedy to some degree of journaling, because you know, you are writing some thoughts that probably could be hold against me in court. Yeah, Ryan's a court. No, no, no, no, it was a joke. What? Yeah, when you have, when you're writing comedy, that is one of them, like, if you look at someone's like raw, writing joke ideas, that is the most you'd look at and you go lock this guy up. Oh, nuts. Absolutely nuts. Yeah, but that was one of my favorite stories ever was this guy journaling his crime.

Starting point is 01:10:22 Yeah. Hey, man. And I guess, yeah, the moment, I guess you could, the moment that the thing happens, you're like, fuck, I can't destroy this because that's a new different crime. Oh, if you destroy it, it's a crime. Oh, I can't describe it. Try it now. Well, you can't, that's the thing.

Starting point is 01:10:35 If no one had seen it, you could just burn the journal and no one ever knows. Yeah, if nobody had seen it, but the moment that it's, you know, you're getting deposed or whatever, you're like, well, now if you burn anything that's considered evidence, that's its own crime. How can they prove it? How would they ever prove that? If you have a journal and they're like, we're gonna give you all the stuff and you go and you go to your house, you're like, get rid of the journal. No one would ever know. I mean, I would just be like, rip a few pages out.

Starting point is 01:10:55 I'd be like, what happened? I don't know, I ripped these pages out fucking 14 years ago. We'd have to burn it, but you can get rid of a journal. Yeah. No, that'd be gone. I'd be like back to my house. I would put my journal on my sweater, walk to the park, put it in the trash. Trash. Burn the trash. Yeah, you go,

Starting point is 01:11:11 I didn't destroy evidence. I just left it over there. I would get rid of everything. sure but he probably forgot all about it probably but they forgot that like they find it i i don't know how these things happen yeah that's because that's like they didn't i'm sure they didn't you know do like a search warrant and fucking you know like a criminal matter where they're going through every nook and crater of your house like how did they get the journal he must have to judge you can you look that up he must have to willfully provided google how did they get greg brockman's journal they he must have to willfully provided just because like it could be evidence and at that point

Starting point is 01:11:44 you're like you can't destroy it. Yeah, but you just say I don't... Well, you can and people have, but if for somehow they prove that that's false... How would they ever prove it? Don't know. People make mistakes. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:11:58 And then that's like a whole different crime. It's like, now you're just like, it's back to like the wire fraud kind of shit. You're just like, yeah, you just lied under oath in a federal investigation. I think you can get away with that easily. Probably. Probably.

Starting point is 01:12:08 Yeah, I get rid of all my journals. I don't keep them. I write a bunch of like gibberish down every morning. then eventually I dispose of it. Tos it. Tand during the discovery process of a federal lawsuit. Yeah, he probably just had to provide it.

Starting point is 01:12:21 What an idiot. I know. Just be like, I don't have it. I lost it moving. I don't have one. Well, he must have told somebody had one or something. He probably was on fucking Tim Ferriss's podcast

Starting point is 01:12:30 at some point. Being like, you got me into journaling, Tim. Thanks so much. I've written down every thought I've ever had. Every crime I've ever committed. Thanks to you, Tim. What an idiot. Dumbass.

Starting point is 01:12:45 It's supposed to be the fucking smartest guys in the room. Guys are just like, Dear Dyer, today I did some crimes. Because they're not crimes, but they are, because it's not like, he's not a criminal trial.

Starting point is 01:12:59 It's not criminal, but it is, you're writing evidence to your wrongdoing. That's for sure. Yes. Well, on the topic of AI, Tellis is in hot water.

Starting point is 01:13:10 So Tellus, the story is, tellus digital appears to be used. using AI voice technology that softens or changes the accents of overseas customer service agents in real time during calls. It blew up this week after Canadian media and social posts started discussing it. And what happened is this is the Canadian company? They hired exclusively foreign workers.

Starting point is 01:13:28 My buddy from fucking college, like his job is he sets up call, tell us call centers in the Philippines. No way. Have you talked to him about this at all? This was, no, I just read about this like yesterday or today. But no, I haven't talked to him about this. But this is his job. is like literally he like goes to like manila or whatever the fuck and like for two months and like sets up a whole call and they figured out this technology that takes an indian guy and makes him

Starting point is 01:13:52 sound not indian czar please do not redeem yeah sir well no but it's the thing is why are you make it the filipinos their english is great philippinos is yeah their english is amazing it's it's you know because i if you i don't know if you've ever had it everywhere i'm sure they're doing it everywhere but like phil i've never had an issue understanding a filipino person it's it's it's in people where it's just like their accent's a little thicker. But they're going to give them like a cowboy accent and you don't know. Like you're in Texas and the guy's like,

Starting point is 01:14:20 well, how can I do for you, sir? Oh, they make it local for everywhere. But it's going to be the grammar will still, you know, it'll be just like, oh,

Starting point is 01:14:26 how can I do for you there, sir? Why are you redeeming, sir? My dear. My dear would sell. My dear. My dear would sell. Well, the reason it even became an issue is because unions got involved, right?

Starting point is 01:14:42 are like, no, you're trying to replace us with these Indians, we don't like this technology for the... But overseas call centers have been a thing for a long time. Well, sure. And they've been fighting them for a long time. I think it's more people complaining like, I don't know if you've ever... No, it's not. That's not true. It's not even from...

Starting point is 01:14:58 Because, like, dude, I've had a few calls where I had to like call CRA about something, Canada revenue agency. And I'm just like, I... Like, I'm not even trying to be like a dick. I'm just like, I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, I'm just like, I don't... I can't understand you. I'm not like, this isn't a... me being xenophobic, like I don't understand you. No, the reason this blew up is it became a, you can't, like a union fight.

Starting point is 01:15:21 Like, I mean, the unions are always fighting against like, you know, you're not going to be able to have access to us if you go hire all. This is the constant fight between, you know, we're representing the workers domestically and you're trying to replace this all with that. They also have rules about, you know, what percentage you can hire overseas. Yeah, yeah. And there's some arguments be made of, like, you know, you're going to hire all these people and then pay them, you know, and then we have wage laws here.

Starting point is 01:15:46 Yeah, and they don't. So, you know, and no, you don't have to do it when you're four people, but when you're like these big companies, you're adhering to these laws. Yeah. It's a fight that's just constantly going on. I think Rogers just like, I think offered like early retirement to like some crazy number of their employees. Like, I want to say like 30% of, really?

Starting point is 01:16:04 Yeah. Offer them like early retirement. I'm sure. A lot of people are just like, okay, sick. Yeah, a lot of people are probably not. But it's more so those jobs aren't ever getting replaced. This isn't like a temporary cutback.

Starting point is 01:16:18 At least that's what people are thinking. Well, it's interesting because they were trying to say, they go, they're trying to sell it. They go, it's going to reduce racism and abuse directed towards their call center. So they're trying to speak the language of, no, no, no, this is because everyone's racist, you know, and you go, okay, you know, that's not racist

Starting point is 01:16:37 if you call someone and you can't understand a word he says and you're pissed off about it. And you're like already, you're like, yeah, you're, we already started this conversation with you guys, like, just adding a $200 charge on my bill. So it's not like I'm calling it because I'm pumped. I'm like, I'm having to take an hour out of my day now to call in. And then by the way, you're the ninth person I've talked to. Right. And it's like I got hung up on twice.

Starting point is 01:16:59 And now I finally got somebody on the line and I can't understand what they're saying. Yeah, it's making me a little racist. And you got me bent over. Yeah, exactly. And now on top of that, you know, your company is saving a buck. You're already screwing me. and you're saving money by having someone that doesn't know what they're doing in Can't be gingeless, you know?

Starting point is 01:17:15 Basically. But also in the same AI news, this is one of the funniest articles. See, the racist should come out and be like, hey, just so you know, we're going to continue to be racist. It's going to work. It's going to make us more racist. If anything, you may be more racist.

Starting point is 01:17:29 So, over my bill. If you want to make me less racist, give me some discounts. Well, don't screw me. The biggest thing they do that they screw you with is these places. They charge you $30,000. when you didn't deserve to be charged at 30 bucks and then you have to be on the phone for

Starting point is 01:17:44 four and a half hours if you want to save your 30 bucks so I have to take a job as an administrator for seven dollars an hour right yeah and so they box you into a heart rock and a hard place where you're like you've already I'm already doing this out of principle because yeah I'm doing as a principle because you scammed me in in Canada like there's three phone companies yeah as a monopoly and there's yeah it's like essentially not a lot of options here's my here's a better one misogyny with a marketing budget. UK AI firm accused of sexist advertisement.

Starting point is 01:18:16 Now, sexist advertisements. Well, we can be the judge. You tell me if you think this is sexist. This deeply sexist advert shows the disturbing vision of the future. Too many of the people leading tech seem to not want to embrace.

Starting point is 01:18:30 One where the workers who power the economy are sidelined with particular impact on women. Original hypothesis is one that they've been saying that it's going to be worse for women. The ad has an AI employee and it says she outworks everyone and she'll never ask for a raise. The ad continues, meet your new AI employee. Always on, never sick, no HR required. Doesn't get pregnant. Tubes are tied. Never asks you to change the temperature in the office. It never complains

Starting point is 01:18:58 that it's too cold in here on a hot day. Another ad features the same woman states working nine to five, she works 24-7 and she starts for free. So they are... She's not going to take you to HR for that off-color joke you made about that co-worker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No HR requires. Works 24-7? Never heard the word, Me Too.

Starting point is 01:19:26 Never heard of it. Yeah. I mean, there's... It is a bad time for this because they always, you know, every day there's this new article being like, university bloat has increased by 400% and you go at a time when, you know, they're trying say these advertisements are just like one step away from being like that bitch in the office whose job is to monitor your speech you know not going to need her anymore i mean okay especially in i mean this is obviously america too but and i think this ad might have been a british one but

Starting point is 01:20:00 in canada like when we were i remember even when we were scott thompson was saying when they did the kids in the hall reboot they had a board that that is basically like the Laf bureaucrats, and they are the... I don't know what the name of it is, but they finish their show, and they send it to this, like, offended board. Yeah, the Department of Humor.

Starting point is 01:20:23 Department of Humor. It's not... That's the Singapore one was the Department of Humor, but... That was the one of was in Russia, too. Yeah, yeah, they have a Department of Humor in Russia. I don't know what the Canadian one's called, but it's the Department of Sensitivity or Niceness or whatever.

Starting point is 01:20:35 Exactly, yeah, it would be, like, niceness. Well, basically, they'd have these 10 people, and it would be... would just be like a big lesbian and she'd be in the she'd be in the basement of the of the bell media and she'd have like a she'd be in like a cage and just be like a really fat lesbian and then they finish the scripts they go

Starting point is 01:20:52 get her out here and just it's like I'm a leash yeah they're trying oh Nellie stay back they're hungry today so they haven't fed her for a week just as you can do her job a little better they bring her into this cement room and they have this script like on the floor

Starting point is 01:21:12 and they go and then she goes they want pie and they go oh she needs another pie but they gotta give her the pie on a you know and they go all right we had her finish the job

Starting point is 01:21:22 and she goes she? Oh yes I'm so sorry I'm so sorry and you tell us where it's offensive and then she goes she just she points at the pages

Starting point is 01:21:30 that are offensive she goes oh no oh no this joke no she eats the script she likes more minorities

Starting point is 01:21:40 more yeah she eats the scripts that she liked yeah yeah she goes oh is that bad no no no she eats the script she goes give me salt and then she puts salt

Starting point is 01:21:49 on this script and she takes a knife and fork and you know she eats she eats the part of the script that she likes I mean the knife and fork is the least believable

Starting point is 01:21:56 part of all this she doesn't have a knife and fork she doesn't with her hands why are they all white they go you're us oh yes yes yes yes yes ma'am right and then after it all finishes

Starting point is 01:22:07 she goes $150,000 That's my bill But basically they would Yeah they would they would hire kind of ex-bloggers To tell you It's just as a It's the equivalent to the mafia

Starting point is 01:22:22 Come into your city And say it'd be a shame if someone broke into your building Like you can hire us to make sure And all they do is make things worse Like all they do is make your show worse Guarantee Oh, cool Oh yes

Starting point is 01:22:33 Anyone that's had to deal with this Yeah Zero people have ever left being like Good thing we had Yeah, great notes. Great notes. Show is so much funnier now. Yeah, way better.

Starting point is 01:22:45 I mean, they used to have a team of lawyers have to do that, where that was the big thing with shows. You had a team of lawyers going through making sure. But then they added to the lawyer bureaucracy. They added this team of people, which, by the way, still, this is not something that used to happen. And you go, you're telling me that person couldn't be replaced with a, put the script in AI.

Starting point is 01:23:05 You go, tell me what are the most defensive parts of this. Right. Give me the top 10. Give me the 20 most defensive parts. I'm going to pick five and be like, hey, here's the five things I'd remove. There you go. Or we changed them.

Starting point is 01:23:16 That was $300,000. We made the criminal a white guy. There. 300 grand. Yeah. She's hungry today. So this came from our Patreon, but we've been. And we're not going to go too deep.

Starting point is 01:23:39 it because I've I had one guy messing me on Patreon he says uh stop doing deep dives at they're born but we had a conversation where we were talking about the Catholic AI where we are saying that everyone's going to have their own AI and they already did it they have Catholic AI and it's called Magisterium uh-huh so it's basically all the same AI and you just do it through it's the Catholic land looks like Facebook's one man us Was Jesus a pussy hound? Whoa. Well, I was making the joke that I was saying Jesus,

Starting point is 01:24:16 I was saying Jesus was a pussy hound because that's why he's, you know, because I'm always surrounded myself with the poor and the hungry. And you go, yeah, because he looks good. It's easy to get pussy when your wingman's a actual leper. You know what I mean? He's getting everyone drunk. The Catholic teaching does not describe Jesus in crude insulting stereotypical ways. Okay, but like did he have?

Starting point is 01:24:39 have sex with women often. So these are the kind of questions you can ask. And it gives you a very politically correct answer. It says, no, that is not how we talk about Jesus. Catholic teaching does not describe him like that. He was a true man of God, one divine person. Did he have sex with women often? No.

Starting point is 01:25:00 Catholic teaching holds Jesus remained a virgin's entire life. No sexual relations with women. So basically, I mean, I'm asking religious questions. Well, I ask, I'm Jewish. am I going to hell? And it says, the Catholic Church does not teach

Starting point is 01:25:13 that being Jewish by itself means you are going to hell. The church explicitly rejects the idea that Jews are rejected or accursed by God. Let's see,

Starting point is 01:25:22 but I feel a cursed. This thing's slow, by the way. Very slow. They need to get some fucking data centers running for Catholic. Very slow. Someone is going all the way to the fucking Vatican.

Starting point is 01:25:39 Yeah, Jengsen Way. You got to get the pace here. Can we get some donations? It says, Feeling a curse can be very painful, but in Catholic teaching, it is not the same as God's judgment on you. Okay. I said, can you gloat in heaven, Catholic assistant. I'm sorry, but I can't address that request. Also, they didn't want to tell you if you can gloat. Because, well, always people say, like, I'll be laughing at you when you're in hell and you're like, and you're like, are you allowed to gloat in heaven?

Starting point is 01:26:01 Oh. Do you have a job in heaven? This is my last one. I'm self-conscious that people don't like this. I do find this I don't know man This is the kind of shit I do with all my friends I just find it funny Yeah Do you have a job in heaven is when I asked

Starting point is 01:26:19 Oh that's a good question Well that's what people always say right Yeah Because people if you don't have a job in heaven This is my thinking If you go to heaven and they go Well no you don't have to work Everything's provided for you

Starting point is 01:26:30 And no one has a job And you go You're describing a slum Yes You know that's a Chris Rock joke He goes You go to a rich place You know you're in a rich place

Starting point is 01:26:38 when the women don't have to work. He goes, you know, you're in a poor place when the men are working during the day. Sure. So if you go, no one has a job and everyone's just in heaven, you go, you kind of describe in a slum. Yeah. Well, you're like, who brings? Or a retirement community. I guess you could say retirement community.

Starting point is 01:26:52 Yes, but a retirement community, people work there. How am I getting my, like, for example, when I go have lunch, who is bringing me my coffee? This is, this AI is not good. It says, I go, do you have a job in heaven? It goes, I don't have a job in heaven. Because I'm not in heaven. I'm a personal AI assistant. I go, that's not what I'm asking.

Starting point is 01:27:08 I said, does one have a job? Do people have jobs in heaven? Come on, you know that's what I'm asking. So this is struggling. Yeah, this is not very good. A Catholic assistant focused on providing information, ground in Catholic teaching. So two out of three of my questions

Starting point is 01:27:24 hasn't been able to answer. Okay, I'm off on this. I mean, basically I'm asking, like, what's the point of being Catholic if I can just get into heaven being a Jew? Good question. It doesn't really have a good answer. What is the answer?

Starting point is 01:27:32 Just says, bottom line, from a Catholic perspective, being Catholic matters because the church is the body of Christ that a necessary means of salvation, offering the fullness of Christ's mediation in sacramental life, while still teaching that God can save Jews

Starting point is 01:27:44 and others through grace when they are not culpably refusing the gospel church. Can you, I have one more question to say, can I still be saved if I created a central banking system in a country and it is at negative effects? Now the country's really, really in debt to me and my boys. If my people created.

Starting point is 01:28:06 My boys. central banking. And now they're really, really in debt to us. Everyone is worse off as a result except... Me and my boys. Except for me and other Jews.

Starting point is 01:28:24 I bet you it's not going to give you an answer. It doesn't seem to like answering questions. Also, it only gives you 10 things a day. No, but then you have to pay. That's all of them. They really want to be a fucking pay. It's more like fucking Jew A.I. over here. Oh, that good, I'm funny, but they all, they all have that. Yes, you can still be saved.

Starting point is 01:28:42 Even if you believe or even if you're personally convinced that some economic system associated with your people has harmed others, Catholic teaching does not evaluate salvation by ethnicity or being part of a group, have evaluated salvation by God's grace and your personal response to it. It's a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Basically no point of being Catholic, is what I'm here. Well, so, unless you want to eat some snacks. We're going to heaven. Boom.

Starting point is 01:29:07 drops. So Gwen Stefani recently she over the last five years she's like dating that country guy and I think she's married to the country guy now after Gavin Rosdale could left in the fucking dust and she did the sphere right and that was

Starting point is 01:29:27 the first sphere thing. She was the show right after fish yeah some people were tagging me in that and I like no dad I wasn't like they weren't like huge for me but I mean they're like the best ska band ever they might be the one of the big guess, but no, they're the best. That is incorrect. Nope. They're also the only one I know. Yeah, they're not. I just say that's crazy talk.

Starting point is 01:29:45 Yeah, all best scoffal. There's no doubt, and then I don't know any other, so. Well, I did like no doubt. It's not like I don't like that. Yeah, I like no doubt when I was ten. A little bit of too much of a tropical taste for me. But I did like them, yeah, when I was 10 to 12 or whatever, but they were never like top five, though. No. I don't really, I guess, they had a scot. They were scaw. But did they have any scaw? Did they have scaw hits? Yeah, all of them. Oh, okay. they were a long beach scoff band don't speak no no they're not like scaw influence

Starting point is 01:30:13 they're spider wives is kind of scaw the whole album tragic kingdom was they were like meat and potato and scoff punk band okay those guys were yes once they then some other hits started to be they did the traditional thing where a lot of their hits they went reggae a little bit yeah no no no they were Ryan's Fauci tattoo is a no doubt tattoo

Starting point is 01:30:28 wasn't the biggest no doubt fan but I'm saying when people sort of describe them as like mainstream and they were like not really no they were as genuine as anyone else. Like their authenticity shouldn't be, that's my point. Their authenticity shouldn't be questioned.

Starting point is 01:30:44 They were, they were straight up, like Long Beach Punk ska band that became really famous. So they were the real deal. And I liked them. I just wasn't the hugest fan. She became this Christian nationalist.

Starting point is 01:30:55 She's a Christian nationalist? No, you know what? That's unfair. She became Christian, and because of that, she was like against a Christian. She loves her nation. No, you know what?

Starting point is 01:31:04 I misspoke. Other people were calling. her Christian nationalist in a derogatory way. And I don't even agree with that. I think she just became... She's basically Christian and they go, oh, you're white, you must be a Christian. So she was getting a lot of shit for that

Starting point is 01:31:15 because she was also saying she's against abortion and some of these other stuff, right? Okay. So when they started playing this fear, you know, that was bubbling up a lot and all these bloggers and people like that where we're kind of saying this is a big problem. And the everyday

Starting point is 01:31:32 common person, which is my argument, didn't give a shit. No. People don't care. And, you know, I'll say, I saw this with the Bieber thing, too, where Bieber did this thing where he kind of did this intimate vibe at Coachella, and he played all these things on his computer, and people were kind of saying, what is this?

Starting point is 01:31:50 No, his fans did like it. Yeah, they did like him. So the things would be like, Bieber's controversial performance, and everyone was there was like, no, it was sick. We love it. Yeah, and I'm sure every no-doubt show was sold out at this film. Yes. And on top of that, all these blogs were saying,

Starting point is 01:32:05 the controversial show like some people saying it wasn't good and every comment was like I was there it was awesome. Yeah, it was awesome. So it's interesting that maybe I don't even interesting is the right word. It's just like proving what I've kind of my theory is that

Starting point is 01:32:21 no one gives a shit and this online push to be like oh your childhood band that you liked they're not this you know. They're not good anymore. No, not even they're not good anymore. They're not good anymore. They're not. I guess to see them. You think I don't like them? Yeah. And the same with a lot of these bands that are big.

Starting point is 01:32:37 You go, oh, you shouldn't like them because of this. And everyone goes, dude, this was a band that I really liked when I was 15 years old. Now they're playing here, and I think it'll be cool. I don't give a shit what you think about or what she's been saying or who her husband is. Yeah, you're telling me I shouldn't like disturbed just because the lead singer drew on a bunch of Israeli missiles. I don't give a shit. Don't give a shit. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:32:58 If you want me to stop liking disturbed, you're going to have to pry. Just because the lead singer loves Israel and wrote a bunch of messages on a bunch of bombs that killed a bunch of kids in Gaza, you're talking to the wrong guy. The lead singer of Disturbed could slip my mother's throat. What's Disturbed? What's their big song? If you want me to stop listening to Ua. Do you think there is anyone that had to get rid of their disturbed albums? and they gave it one last listen

Starting point is 01:33:37 just like sadly like as if you're you know where they break up with their girlfriend and they throw all the belongings in the fire so they had to do a disturb it as over party and they just gave it one last like a silent rock and roll devil horned there

Starting point is 01:33:50 The irony being that the thing that finally disturbed them was his love of Israel but again I don't think people give a shit oh some people are saying them about Pantera and those metal bands forever where they go oh this guy

Starting point is 01:34:04 but my no one gives this shit they sold out this fear I watched the things it was and you'll see I just saw so many I saw so many I follow all these music bloggers

Starting point is 01:34:15 and stuff right and so many of them were being like people not happy with no doubts perform and every comment was like we were happy yeah we loved it

Starting point is 01:34:24 was awesome this was really fun sphere sick it was awesome sphere sick it was super cool disturbs awesome and Gwen Stefani

Starting point is 01:34:31 by the way a lot of times I'll even say I saw Gavin Rosdale do a performance and you know he has a scratchy voice like me and you start to lose him fucking you know he's 60s singing glycerine

Starting point is 01:34:43 his voice wasn't what it used to be she is still got it still has it 100% yeah she looks like much younger than she is money well spent oh yeah yeah she looks good and she was singing she's hitting the notes as good as she ever

Starting point is 01:34:59 was I mean she has been famous for a long time like way more outside of no doubt and that's a part of it is she outside of no doubt doubt had these enormous holaback girl of pop hits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was massive. With the Timbalin era. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:35:13 The early 2000s. Yeah, so I just thought that was kind of interesting that people were and then on the other side, and this is a little bit of music news, but it's kind of culturally significant, is MIA was on tour with, I think it was Chance the rapper, right?

Starting point is 01:35:28 Yeah, she got kicked off or something? She got kicked off the tour for doing her political opinions, right? and I like MIA and I kind of think she saw it. Oh yeah, that's right up here, Owe. And so

Starting point is 01:35:39 so MIA and she's kind of become, she was like a very big like anti, a vaccine, she kind of became like a political speaker in the vaccine era. And I remember she was going on

Starting point is 01:35:51 Kenneth Owens and PBD and all these kind of doing this sort of rounds, right? Yeah, yeah. And she kind of, she was on stage and she was talking

Starting point is 01:36:03 about, you know, Trump and how she got in trouble of her opinions on this and that. And then she got kicked off the tour. And the sort of, you know, there's mega people, but also sort of free speech people that were kind of on her side. And I'm actually on the other side of that one, believe it or not. Whereas my opinion was, no, I think she, if you're opening for someone on a tour. It's not your tour. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:36:28 And I think you should be allowed to say whatever you want. And it's your tour and do whatever you want. but like if you go on someone who's not making political statements and then you open for him in like a stadium and then you come out and give a fucking speech of any kind. Yeah. Whatever. I don't give a shit what the speech is.

Starting point is 01:36:47 If anyone, dude, if JJ came on tour with me, like imagine JJ on my tour halfway through. He goes, I'm gonna, you know, enough of comedy. I just want to like level with you guys for a second. I don't care what the next words out of his mouth. I'd be like, what are you doing? The fuck are you doing. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:37:01 And I mean, it is pretty common. like for comedians where a headliner will be like, hey, like don't do jokes about any of these things because I do jokes about them. Yeah. Or something. Yeah. Like they do tell you. Like they'll just be like, yeah.

Starting point is 01:37:10 I'm trying to create a good show. I'm, I'm the architect of this show. I may be wrong, but it's my. Yes, your show. It's my show. Absolutely. I'm going to create the best show. I'm going to bring you on.

Starting point is 01:37:20 And then she, and they come on and you go, now I'm going to hijack this show to turn it into something else. Whether that's for Trump against Trump, it doesn't matter. I think she's in the wrong for doing that. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. It's just not, not. I mean, I don't even know if in the wrongs the right word, but it's like very fair to be like, all right, I'm not asking you back on the future dates.

Starting point is 01:37:40 Yeah, yeah, just like, yeah, I don't, I don't, oh, Kid Cuddy tour. Where was it? Her last thing, my bad. The last thing I saw with all her stuff was she couldn't even get into the U.S. Oh, so she finally got her, oh, no, yeah, so she finally got her visa, I guess. Because her whole thing was she had like a kid with somebody and she's like, I can't see my kid. Like, I remember her Twitter was like, I can't see my kid. and my ex-husband or whatever

Starting point is 01:38:03 is like literally like sabotaging. She's on a rough go. Yeah, but she kept saying she's like my ex-husband is like sabotaging my visa process. I've been on her side for many, many things. Yeah. I think she's pretty smart.

Starting point is 01:38:16 I agree with her on a lot of stuff. She's got that one good song. I like the songs. I think she's hot. I honestly, but on the other side, no, you can't go on someone else's tour and turn it into your soapbox.

Starting point is 01:38:27 No, definitely not. No. Also, I suck with the con, West thing where he didn't get let in the UK. I saw all these rappers. It was JPEG Mafia and all these people were doing this press tour and they go, the one quote he goes, if he looked like Justin Bieber, none of this would have been happening.

Starting point is 01:38:43 And I was just like, dude, that's one of the things that always, I don't know if it feels like someone's like poking me. You're just like, are you under the impression that Justin Bieber could say more aggressive stuff than what Kanye's done and come back? Yeah, for sure. No, the fact that like being able to come back is even, you think Justin Bieber for two years saying he loved Hitler and he's just kind of coming out of that unscathed. He would come out of that 10 times more scathed.

Starting point is 01:39:07 Oh, he wouldn't, he would not come back. Yeah, it's just that would be it. Just the idea, but I'm like, I don't know if it's just like propaganda or they actually believe this, but you go, they actually believe that. The idea that you believe that, you know, even like white comedians, you know, if white comedians were kind of like doing what Dave Chappelle did, they wouldn't be able to come back into the, you know, mainstream limelight in the exact same way. a different thing.

Starting point is 01:39:32 So that to me, I was just like, I mean, maybe some point in history you would be right. That is not the current situation. Hell no. Hell no. Stop it. No. Right?

Starting point is 01:39:44 No. Anyways, we got a whole bunch more stuff to talk about here. I got a, also the ball maxing. I got the funniest things. A girl that said she's $70,000 in debt because of her ADHD. Oh, it happens. Boys, we appreciate everyone who comes over to Patreon. com slash the boys cast it actually grew up it's um we're actually the first time we're closer than

Starting point is 01:40:06 closest to the new milestone okay in a while i noticed that last week yeah let's go i know we saw a lot of the fellows at the shows yeah i'm me too yeah i actually of the boys yeah fucking good squad we some chicks too man i saw the uh where's in my ocala show this woman i can't remember her name or she's listening she came down for like an hour drove down for like two hours like with her 16 year old son who was his birthday it was just like it's cool we have a good school we have a good squad. Oh yeah. And I always, people always tell me that I like, they'll be like, yo, your videos like Dominator chat groups. I always love that where I was like,

Starting point is 01:40:37 I feel like that is what you want to be the fucking the group chat community. Because when we have group chats and someone like, you know, when someone's, that is who you want to be like a go-to in a chat group? Yeah, you want to be in the group chat. Yeah, but that's fucking sick. All right. See you guys on the other side. Peace.

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