The Boyscast with Ryan Long - The ICE Insanity Continues & The Brotherhood of Straight Acting Gay Men

Episode Date: January 30, 2026

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This is the boys' cast, and I just want to give a not shout out to the podcast gods who apparently are pranksters, because this week I had some of the funniest articles you could probably ever imagine. There was a rumor going around that Mr. Bean and Mia Khalifa in a relationship right now. Turned out to be AI, but still funny, yes. A lot of people believed it. The brotherhood of gay guys we have, which is a group of gay men that act straight, and they want you to know that they're very straight, but also they do bad guys, but not at the trips. Now watching this podcast. They have a whole website, a whole thing. Kanye West apologized, which Danny has not accepted.

Not accepted. Don't kiss the wall, Kanye. There's a way to just sort this all out. There's a wall far, far away. Just give her a big smooch, tongue maybe. You might have to tongue kiss the wall, actually. I think he needs an apology song, if you ask me. That's not a worst idea.

It's obviously, and by the way, you could picture if Kanye West did have an apology song where he was just like, just want to say sorry to the Jews. Sorry to the Hebrews. Matsiyahu collab? Oh, my God. Madis Yahoo and that other guy. BLB kosher. I like BOLB kosher.

I like that guy too. Yeah, he's solid. He rips. His song is Montessiahu stunk, but it was... I didn't love the Madis yahoo and either. No, no, it wasn't good. But yeah, if he did that and he was like, sorry to the Jews, sorry to the Hebrews,

is it too late to say sorry Jews? But you know what I mean? And then maybe you'd apologize, but the way you need to get screwed. of bronze blessing to use that simple. But the only problem is, if he did that, that would, any time on Twitter, anytime anyone was just like,

oh, you're selling out to the Jews, or you apologize for, anyone apologize for anything. That would be like, Andrew Tate right now under every comment would just be the Kanye. Sorry to the Jews, you know what I mean? So he can't, he almost can't. He can't. But anyway, it became completely overshadow. Does he want his career back or not?

I don't know if people are going to be accepting this apology. I don't know, man. I remember, like, when first started kind of going hard on the juice and like everybody's like this is so unexcate and then I would just be at bars and restaurants they're just they're still playing the songs and you know the you know Gary Glitter is still first you know predominant nah nah nah hey if Gary Glitter's not kicked out then who is I mean you have to separate the artist from the art yeah yeah I think we just have to do that in

Ted Nugent's case you support both but This one's probably the craziest. No, no, sorry, Gary Glitters. Gary Glitters is the crazy. Yeah. Ted Nugent got a little of a cancel, though. Yeah, well, he's just a mager guy. Yeah, I don't know why that came to mind.

Nuge. But anyways, yeah, maybe we'll talk about that little later. But these are the things I was looking at. I had a whole bunch of things. There's, like, lots of funny stuff. But that's not what the podcast gods want you doing. The podcast gods want you reviewing more angles of a guy getting shot. Legitimately.

Literally, get up the teleprompter, pull John Madden, dig up his corpse. This is what politics is now. Like there's people that are, you know, your friend from high school, there's just like, yeah, I got into politics. He's like, oh, yeah, like, what does that mean? Are you, you know? It's mostly just video editing.

Are you campaigning? You go, no, I have like nine screens right now. I'm into politics. You're into politics. How many screens you got? You go, you have fucking nine phones up looking at it. You go, at some point, you're just like, what are we doing? It started with probably Palestine.

You know, maybe I guess Floyd was the original video where you were looking at. Then it was into Palestine. and then since then it's kind of been everything. Yeah. Where that is, if you're like a guy that's into politics, you're just like, yeah,

I watch videos of people getting murdered. I slow them down. I do my analysis. I do my, I do my, I find old videos. I dig up their work history. I find how many citations they received,

you know? You're digging up old videos. Then also you spot, like you zoom really in and then you spot a guy with a phone in the corner, like where's Waldo? And you're just like, who's that guy?

So I got to track him down. You're like, that guy's, got to have a video. Yeah, you got to find out all the ICE agents. You go, like, what was their high school like?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where did this guy go to school? Oh, this guy was a bully in high school. Checks out. Beat his wife in 1985. You go, all right, well, that check. And then you're building a case, right? Yeah.

And you go, that's not politics. That is sports. Yeah, it's the sport. And people say politics is sports, but this is more sports. Yeah, this is very sports. We're getting video reviews. Right.

We're getting the VAR. Yeah, yeah. You know what? You're at the game. You're watching the Leafs have. This is literally what I said about the Renee Good shooting. I go, there's literally a drop pass. And then it happened in the fucking Bill's game the following like three days later

where everybody was like, was that a catch? Was that a fair catch or whatever? I go, this is like the exact same thing. Yeah. But if you're into watching sports, at least for the next week and a half, you're not just like watching the thing over and over again every. If you were a fucking Bill's fan, pal. Ryan's fucking doesn't know Bill's Mafia what they've been going through.

fine. The analogy is not good. It's obvious. Well, that's the point. All the points, I don't have any great. I'll tell you what. I have a few things. But the biggest problem on all this, I told you, and I'm not trying to make this whole thing about me.

I'm not saying I'm the victim here or anything like that. And that's not the point that I'm trying to make. Me and my people are. I don't know how, but somehow, somehow Danny's. Oh, we'll get there. I'm a little tired right now, but I'll figure it out. But on top of the fact that I was just like, you know what? There's been a lot of stuff happening.

and I got some fun stuff. Yeah. Then I just finished becoming an expert on Iran. Ah, well, that's the thing. That's what you know Trump is like, how do we get this ice thing out of the news cycle? And he just has his, like, Iran button on his desk. And he goes, just press the button.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Press the button. We have a whole new thing to talk about. Nobody cares about anything ice is. I want to take over Uzbekistan. Yeah, well, just Iran. You go, yo, just hit that button. You know, Stephen Miller is just like, hit the button.

Yeah, they're bullying him. Hit the button. And then we don't have. have to talk about this ice thing. Yeah, but more importantly than that, it was just like, that's what people are saying about this one where they're like, you know, not talking about Epstein anymore and then then he does something else and they go, not talking. Everything

is about not talking about Epstein. But everything's about not talking about the last thing. Yeah, of course. There's so many people right now who's like, there's been 10 things since the Epstein like the mandatory Epstein disclosure. And people are like always trying to bring, they're like, but they're literally fucking office space. There's Milton.

They go, um, but Epstein. Um, but I believe you were supposed to when to release the Epstein files? Yeah, we're going to have to move you to the basement. The basement of the internet. It also does feel like with how messy things are, you know, the ideas where people are like, well, this is the part of the master plan. You're like, when every day wakes up and it was just like, we're taking over the Arctic.

It's hard to be just like, this is, the conspiracies lose a bit of punch in that respect. Yeah. The Iran doc, by the way, since I am an expert now. Sure. Watch back-to-back docs. I'm reading the stuff. I'm talking to everyone. I got pretty deep into it.

Okay. And my only takeaway. Single takeaway. All right. We synthesized it down to a single takeaway. Is in the hostage crisis in 1979, I believe it was. You probably don't know years like that. You can't pull them up on the top of your head.

But in the hostage crisis, the funny part is when they interview all the hostages, they have these kind of like Southern gentlemen and then also normal people. So there's like, you know, 40 people. and they'd have a, and they're all like Lindsay Graams, right? So there's like four or five Lindies. Southern dandies. Southern dandies. So they, but they'd have some normal guys that have like worked in the American government since then too, right?

And they'll interview the guy and he'll just be like, yeah, and we didn't know what was happening. We didn't know that we were, they wanted us to be propaganda for their things. So they tried to make us do Christmas and we're just like, we're not doing that. And I, you know, I went through this. I was tortured. and they start talking about torture and the guy kind of gets sad and then a woman kind of comes on

and says the same thing and then they cut to the Southern Dandy and she goes, to say they were rude it was an understatement. My word. I swear to God, they interview like five people

that keep cutting back to Southern Dandies. The man had no manners. Two years, oh me, oh my, I had no fan to fan myself off. What is a bell?

to do. And then they cut to a woman being like, I hadn't seen my family in two years. And they cut back to him. The food was horrendous. The juleps they made were terrible. The real victim was my taste buds in all this.

It was just like, I couldn't get past the dandies. Yeah, the southern dandies. I guess it was interesting, the extent to which in the other, which I sort of knew, but in that old revolution, the college kids and the Muslims were working together.

You know, like the extremist Muslims. So like New York. Yeah, I guess, to be honest, that's the interesting part is you can kind of see other things like that happen. But it would be almost more like if right now the like activists that are on the street

campaigning were kind of were, we're, had the same goal as, you know, like a super evangelical, don't be gay church. You know what I mean? And then basically, you know, NYU activists after they finished, they were under the rule of like the head of the evangelical church in America. Right.

And it was kind of, yeah, so all of the college activists kind of, it ended up just helping this extreme. I mean, what I'm saying is obvious, but people all know this. But it's interesting the extent to which what a letdown, you know what I mean? You kind of. Right. What a fucking letdown this was? Wait, the bad guys won? What a letdown.

Yeah. I guess you could say that Every Iranian guy looks like a grumpy dad They have one model Grumpy dad Grumpy dad yeah yeah Like think about even guys we know that are 33

Grumpy dad Right yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah it ages you Revolution's age you man But no I don't want to go that far Because some of them are like It's like they're kind of like good looking dudes Yeah yeah yeah

So it's not even Because they also have a bit of Like a European good lookingness to them Yeah like all they're all Like shooting guns but they're wearing like button up like white shirts. Yeah, they just look grumpy. Yeah.

Like you could just picture that guy coming home and yelling about the lights being on. They all have that vibe to them. Who touched the thermostat? Yeah, yeah. It's an entire nation of guys that look like they're mad the thermostat. That's accurate. Yeah, and in this case, the thermostat was on the nuclear warhead. Right.

Yeah. Okay, so whatever. Moving on. Yeah. Now that I've, you know, got my gripes out of the way of how I've been pushed to the side and what I was planning to talk about. But interestingly, with all of the shooting, with the last ice shooting,

you know Sam Tripoli? He had like a super viral clip that keeps from viral. Yeah, yeah, from a few years ago. Yeah, he was telling me that I remember. And at the time, it was very fantastical. You're like, I remember thinking at the time he was telling me that like years ago. And I was like, oh.

So he's been going on for years of, you know, it's kind of on the, they want you to fight, right? Yeah. Like shaking up the jar of ants. and this is divide and conquer. Part of a master plan of useful idiots on all side. We want everyone to fight. So then we could put through all this kind of crazy stuff,

probably tapped into Israel, probably tapped into surveillance state, probably tapped into, you know, a kind of a global governance of your social media account, whatever, right? Lots of stuff. Yeah, and Epstein's, I'm sure, involved in that. But he was like, the cool thing about Sam, which Sam is obviously funny, dude,

and he did a voice cast on the Patreon, if you want to hear it when we were there. But he wasn't, it wasn't very vague. He's very specific, which he does, he's not afraid to get specific with his predictions. Yeah. And he was just like, how it's going to shake down is this is going to happen. And then they're going to push the immigration stuff. And then there's going to be pushed back against that.

And that's going to be the main fight, which is maybe in hindsight, you know, everyone kind of, I don't think everyone in the last like six months was looking at all the ice stuff taking down. And you go, this is going to be a whole thing. Yeah, there's going to be the thing. It's right. In the last six months, this is. wasn't the hottest prediction to be able to look at this and go, this is

a fucking powder keg. But two years ago. But he's been saying this forever. Three years ago even. Right. And think about how many other things, you know, there was COVID, race riots, police, like, there's just so many other things that could have been the thing that he did zone in on. He was like, no, it's going to shake down like this. This is

the perfect thing. You get people distracted. And then bam, bam, bam. And all the illegals are like, yeah, basically rioting over rights and all this stuff. And It does kind of remind me of The current ice thing Is like kind of a reminds Because it seems like this is mostly

Like everybody's like you know Analyzing every angle and they're like what's the angle? I'm like it doesn't matter Like honestly like that because I've seen every breakdown of like Who's in the right? Who's in the law? Each shooting individually And they're like yeah

And everybody's just like this this this And you know there's some points and you go yeah Yeah yeah yeah But I'm like this is just like an information war Essentially at this point where you're like, you just need to, like, if you look at the last election, it's like Trump won, I think, by two point something million votes, like 2.3 million votes for the popular vote. And for all the swing states, he only won, I think it was the difference was like eight, less than 800K. So you're like, you basically need to shift if for the, for the states or whatever, like 400,000 people's opinion, right? One way, like the other way. And you go, and that's like a sweep for the state for the state. the Democrats now. So it's like it's similar to the Israel Palestine thing where they're like,

hey, look at these videos and people are like, yeah, I'm upset by these videos. I guess I'm voting for the other guy. And like that seems that that's really what matters more. People can be like, oh, but this. You're like, it doesn't matter. Like I've spoke with enough people at this point with the ice stuff where they're like, yeah, I don't like this. I'm like, I don't want to do this anymore. Well, people have been saying that for, I mean, there was so many people that were just like, yeah, yeah. If it, if it happens in that way, people aren't going to like it. And you're There's people and it was kind of like, and I feel like that wasn't even like a hot take. Well, but I'm just saying it's like you just need to shift like such a few amount of people.

Like it's so tight in this country like the voting like the elections. Like it's not like Trump like you know Trump is obviously like yeah I won the electoral college. I won the popular vote. But you're like yeah, a million votes swings that completely the other way. Which kind of. And there's no people who watching the shit and go, yeah, you know what? I love what Trump's doing. I voted for Kamala Harris.

I think I'm a Trump guy now. You know what I'm saying? you're like it only goes one way. Like it only goes from Trump voters to... Doesn't this almost like remind you of like Israel, Palestine? No, this is exactly Israel, Palestine. Honestly, I've been watching this because I've been trying to like... Not to say, yeah, we're just doing the thing where everything's Israel Palestine, but...

No, but like I've been actually trying to... Because I feel like this is actually like a fairly complex and there's a million data points and I've been trying to somehow simplify it. And for me, like the best way, because I thought about it a lot and the best way it was like, yeah, this is just like an information war. It's, you know, you have literal. martyrs on the left, like similar to the Palestinians who were just like, I will die for my cause. The revolution is televised. The revolution is televised. I will die for my cause.

It's increasingly costly to have opinions that don't line up with either. Yeah. And you're like, I will literally die for my cause, like Renee Good, Alex Prattie or whatever. You're like, I will die for my cause. Like you watch Alex Prattie. They had the second video come out where he was like, he spout. Oh, I'll clear my schedule. Yeah, but he's like, basically, because, and again, they were like, look, he, there was.

two weeks ago there was another video. Oh, that one. Yeah, he like spat on like the ice agent. He's been at it. And then yeah, you're like, this is a guy who was like, this is like martyr behavior. Like this guy was almost like trying to get some sort of outcome like this. They have an aggressive, uh, when you talk about like it is actually kind of a war. Yeah. The, you know, the signal chats and the extent to which is so crazy organized. They're like showing up at the hotels and stuff where all the ice agents and the ice agents were like mooning them and stuff. They were like, you didn't see that? They, dude, they found the ice agents, like, hotel where they're all staying because

they're all from, like, out of state. They're not local. Well, that's the kind of activism that's funny. And then, so they're all, like, basically going crazy outside. And, like, the ice agents were just, like, on there, in the floor. Like, it looked like a dorm, basically. Do you think he went back to the signal chat? And he was like, got him.

And you're like, oh, what did you do? And he's, like, mooned him. Everyone's like, dude, what up? This is not what we're doing here. No, no, the ice agents were mooning them. Ah. The ice agents. Well, that made a, that makes more.

Yeah, because the ice agents are just bros. So they're just fucking drinking like Natty lights blowing off some steam you know in between shifts. You know, that's the part that I free up feel like should never get lost to where if you think about any dude that because you know there's some people on the internet

they're just like ice agents like no notes you know what I mean? And you go even with the cop stuff or whatever any dude who's kind of was like a wild dude growing up has had knew that there was some cops that were you know I've told you stories where there was a cop in our our neighborhood where he used to say

I'll let you run and if you can get away good and if you can't get away I beat the shit out of you and he's like these are 13 year olds yeah yeah yeah it's like a huge fucking dude probably you know like 28 just like I used to play college football and he would let 13 year olds run away sure and if they could get away good

and if they didn't he'd smash their fucking yeah and the penalty was still a ticket yeah I remember we went to the drunk tank and then I was being a piece of shit which I don't but still however much of a piece of shit I would have I shouldn't have thrown me down the stairs. Right.

With the fucking, I have the twist ties on my hand. Like I threw me down the stairs. Like, what are you doing? And then on top of that, you say that would probably

be the best trained people as the cops. And then underneath that, you have bouncers where everyone knows, if you remember, you used to go to like the docks in Toronto.

Yeah, of course. So you'd go to the docks in Toronto and the bouncer, they just like would have a room. I much my buddy worked there. And this was common knowledge that they have an area with no cameras,

that they would just bring someone there. and just kick the shit out of them. Yeah, yeah, for sure. You know, and to the point where there was multiple lawsuits, because the guy's face was so rearranged, he has a jaw thing up. And this was anyone who worked there,

anyone who was around that scene knew this just like, yeah, yeah, they have the special area. And now those bouncer saw a fucking out on Twitter, and they became ice agents. And one under that, because I would say it goes cops, bouncer's ice. Yeah.

Well, I'm sure, I mean, like, again, I don't know the exact training that goes into being an ice agent, but like, you know for a fact that, They've went on this hiring spree because they got all this extra money. So, and we saw the ads on Twitter.

Yeah. Like, go be ice agents with your boys. You ever seen, you know in like McGruber where it's the guys, uh, they're like gathering together, the team and everyone's, you know, the one guy's fighting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like the ice one is just like a guy in his, you know, they go, they go by it. So he has a guy beating up a guy at the back of the bar and he, he sees the ad and he puts them down, you know.

Yeah, yeah, kind of. Kind of. Another guy's just fucking lighting cats on fire. Right. A bunch of cats tied up. Yeah, cats tied up. He has rats on a glue trap. But yeah.

I mean, that's the thing. This is like you could probably adjudicate this a million different ways. Like with this people, like, you know, I've seen every argument being like, yeah, they were in the right. I've seen every argument, ever known to man right now. Right now. And, you know, every fucking camera angle. And, you know, and you see some, so you see both sides and you're just. And I'm out of come.

Yeah. And you go, yeah, that's a valid point. And you have a valid point. And I'm just like, I don't think it matters your points. I'll tell you. The points don't matter. So I'm going to add on to your theory because I think you're on to something with the information war.

And Larry Allison just bought, you know, they bought TikTok, right? Yeah. And it's so weird, he bought TikTok. And then all of a sudden, my TikTok account has four million followers. Nice. Yeah. I don't know what happened. It just had it.

The guy who finds out who's Jews and things. Yeah, I just have four million followers all of a sudden. And I'm monetized. It's pretty sick. Rock and roll. Thank you to the motherland. Thank you, Daddy Ellison. Daddy Larry.

And if, Alison, if you're listening to me, just want to say sorry juice. Sorry to the Hebrews. You know what? They actually just gave me a- If I made you cry tonight, I'm cleaning up my semitism. Yeah, they gave me Kanye's followers. Just transferred it over like a bank transfer. Pretty sick.

So Ellis and bought TikTok and they're just like, okay, on TikTok, you and I don't, you can tell you know stuff about this better than me, but like you can't talk about ICE on TikTok. They're basically, well, I don't know the exact,

I saw, so I'll let Danny run cover for it. Tell them, okay, give us the press statement. No, no, why it's not happening. Here's the thing. So I currently have actually,

in reality, 34 followers on TikTok because they keep deleting my account. Yeah, go on TikTok very much. I have literally, like I'm on my fifth TikTok account. I don't go on there.

But I saw a lot of people, I saw a lot of people being like, yeah, if you tie in a lot of celebrities being like if you say anything about ice or whatever, uh, they're like,

they're like stuck on zero followers. I saw some explanations. The messages don't go through. Yeah, I saw some explanation, but then I saw, like this is confirmed was that there was like an ice doxing website where essentially was like releasing information about ice agents.

And I know meta basically were like, yeah, This violates our doxing policy. So if you put a link, like, if you put a link to this site, they're like, we don't distribute it, essentially. You hear that here, folks, nothing to see. So, but they're just like, that's our policy. And I mean, you know, I don't know if, I guess, you know, people can be like, that's fair

or not, but it seems somewhat consistent, I guess, with Mattes thing. The TikTok thing, I don't really know. No, no, I agree. I understand what you're saying, but it was also on the other. This thing is I see plenty of ice content. Like, you know. Sure. My point is not so much about that specific thing because to me it feels the same thing where you're like, now we're adjudicating message by message by message.

My point is they took it over. There was an increase in censorship in one direction. Okay. So based on that, you do kind of have a situation where it's like each billionaire has their own algorithm. It's competing algorithms. And that is the information war of the future, dude. the algorithm versus algorithm. You have like six big algorithms.

Google's an algorithm. You don't even fucking realize what they're putting in your brain. No. You know what I mean? People talk about the media being liars. The algorithms. I mean, at the end of the day,

the algorithms are made by a person. Buddy. By people. Yes. If you were, they could decide. So if you were on a social media platform every day and the algorithm decided

we want Danny to, you know, start being a cyclist. Right. They could probably in six months have you walking into this podcast being like biking is the number one. Full gear. Like full gear. I got my stupid shoes on.

Just clacking around being like, yeah, I love biking. Right, right. Like, they convince people to be trans. Yeah. They essentially. Do you know what I mean? So the power of the algorithm, especially once you get chat GPT in there, if you have an algorithm telling you this is what you got to do, whether that's be mad, whether that's be gay, whether that's be fucking, noted, whether that's be a fucking jacked beefed alpha. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, biohacking and also is, you know, just shredded gains on tea.

Yep. Whatever one they decide. You definitely have a pretty, you got to think there's probably 10% of the population where it's like easy. First week we got them. Oh, for sure. And then there's another, you know, where you can kind of beat him down. But yeah, if we wanted you thinking like, you know, bread's the worst thing. There's actually, or bread's good for you.

Yeah. We could get your brain fucking fried on that. that one pretty quickly. You specifically, not me. No. I'm a bread band. Now, imagine Chad GPT's in on the operation. So you've got, you know, here's all you're seeing.

We're pushing you one way. And then on top of that, you kind of go on Chad GPT. It gives you that the same way. And then on top of that, we're like, you know what? Now let's hit your social circle. So your social circle also getting hit with the same algorithm. Yeah. So now you're, you know, you're, yeah.

I mean, they have an immense amount of power. Like there's no question. Yeah, and there's, I guess, competing ones now, but it is probably not that hard to brainwash people. No. Right now? No, no. For sure not. And I'm curious, actually, as I was talking about that with the, if Twitter restricts that link or not, probably not.

I think it was just meta. I think Twitter is still, X is still just like fucking wide open. Wide open. Yeah. Like, I think you can just docks all the ice agents you want. Maxim getting fired up. Yeah. I'll tell you what, anytime there was someone on Twitter that had like a, you know, there was even kind of saying like, you know, I'm, I mean, on both sides, they have their version of this, but I guess on the right, there's someone, you know, like a Rand Paul or someone like that being like, you know, I do think the immigration is a policy, a problem, but I think it would be better if we went for the farms, you should attack the employers. Like, you know, here's a way to do it where even say that if someone is here, there's no scenario where they could vote. So that would solve that problem, which would remove some incentives. And I'm not

saying whether his thing made sense or not. My point is there'd be a lot of people that have some version of that. And every comment is just like, shut the fuck. Shut up, Rand Paul. Yeah. Or anyone, right?

I mean, I guess this all a lot of... What are you a pussy? Does come down to like, at least with the ice stuff as you go, you know, the integrity of the election system here, which a lot, again, a lot of people are like, debate and don't believe in. But if you think that there's still free,

fair elections here, you're just like, yeah, go vote, I guess. I was trying to figure out what exactly they are doing. Yeah, I guess they have a vote coming up. I was trying to figure out what they are doing, and it feels like football playoffs are here. The Super Bowl is coming up. The Super Bowl.

The Super Bowl. My bookie is where you can turn bets into bankroll. And you can bet. Danny was just telling me, betting on the anthem. I'm going to take the under on the anthem. He's not going Patriots, but he is going on. Seahawks are going to win. It's looking like I think they're going to get revenge for 2015.

Yeah, so you can be angry about that and then watching a bad baby? Bad, no, big bunny. Big bunny. Big bunny. Bugs Bunny doing the halftime show. That is funny that you can bet on the anthem though. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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Crazy, right? Dude, it's crazy. I mean, is that not like the, what is the other possibility for when you say gold's that high? What's the other option? It's either like there's,

well, I mean, I've seen a lot. By the way, shout out to Peter Schiff was fucking in the trip. I hate that that guy's living life right now. They're fucking in the, the guy was just getting dunked on.

By us. By everybody forever. And then he has this one year run. You're just like, God damn it, he was right. Was he right if you look at it over a 20-year span? Dude, gold has outperformed the S&P 500 since 2000. Now. So you got a dick in your mouth.

That's what you got. Because that's been one of your prime things that you've been telling me is that gold is historically the worst investment. It is now, again. But also what you were really saying to me is... Again, you... More for me. Brian, you don't want any gold.

But here's the thing. It's like you pick your spots with it, though. If you go back to like 1950, I think the S&P 500 has like dominated. We're back, shift. Right. It's just it's all time frame. But the weird thing with gold is going down. It has to.

Well, today it's Thursday, January 29th. And because gold literally went high to low 10% move. Like that that move in gold today was more than the entire market cap of Bitcoin. And just the move today. Like it wiped out all of the market cap of Bitcoin. I've been watching. this. It's crazy. And so the but the thing with gold is that when

the economy's bad, when inflation's bad, when you have disaster on the horizon, dude, when you have an apocalyptic situation gold is what you want. Because you know, everybody, Trump wants to look at the stock market. He goes, look how well the stock market has been doing and the stock market has been doing well. And then, you know, there's a case to me and you go, that's just inflation

and like debasement of the currency. And that's just inflation and just like actually on overall, you're like, yeah, it's going up because people just need to put their money in anything that's not cash. because your cash is just like losing value constantly. And so people are essentially looking to them being like, yeah,

it's actually not like in nominal terms, yes, the stock market's up, but in your purchasing power, it's way down. And definitely relative to gold, it's down, no question. But the thing with gold,

I was looking, because I was like, dude, I was getting deep into it last night. You're the opposite of a gold bug, so this must have been a brain bug for you. I own some gold and I own silver. You've been telling me for eight years,

any man who buys golds, no, I, dude, And you've been going home I have been a treasure chest No no no no So in two

Like fucking in Danny Duck In back No no no no no In two A pirate So I have I have not been Incorrect about this

Until literally the last six months Because in 2000 How much gold do you have? Not a lot He's trying to graze over the fact You have a bunch of gold I have one ounce of gold And where is that

In your house Summer in Toronto What's the address? And I have a bar of silver insurer. And I have a bar of silver. Buried. That I bought in 2011, okay?

If you talk to me six months ago, I go, that is the worst fucking investment I ever made. If I took that money and put it into anything, like the stock market, you're like, I'm so down, right? The thing is, I bought, I did in 2011. I bought, like, some gold and silver. It was Monty Scott. I was just going to say, he's a big silver bug.

He was the one who got me into it because he was the guy in, like, I remember we would have these shows in the Imperial, and he was just like, he was such like gold, silver guy and he's just like man and I was always just like this so stupid like you know shit because it was always like oh if we're like an apocalypse and you have like uh fucking shit goes down and I'm just like well like are people gonna trade me with some food for silver like I'm gonna shave off a piece of my silver bar to get like some eggs or something like you know what I mean yeah so anyways in the last six months I guess that's changed and you go and like it just happened so quickly that they flipped and it finally I guess became a decent investment

I still actually, I would have to look at it. I don't even know for sure that when I bought it, I'm still better off having not just bought, invested in this. You don't have to be $500. But the thing right now is because it's physical gold, and so I was watching all these like YouTube. You got to take a 20% haircut to get the money?

Dude, right now, you can't even really sell physical silver and gold. Like, because the, the mechanism. Yeah, but that's what you like better anyway, your people pay for money. You don't, you like unrealized games. Well, no, but the thing is, is like, is like, is like, like the silver deal like all the like I was like real kind of watching videos and like so normally the way it works is you go to these like coin shops right and if you have silver and gold you can just like silver and they'll be like you could sell it to them and what they do and bring

your shower cap because you're taking a bath but what they do normally is they send it to like a smelter right so like these dealers essentially what they do is every day they take all the silver they bought they go to a smelter the smelter like melts the shit that they bought and they pay them on the spot. But now these smelters are like, we're not even accepting any physical metals right now. Why? Because I guess lots of people are selling. So they're like, we're overloaded. And also because the moves are so crazy. So you're saying if you're going to get into a trade smelting right now. I mean, it's pretty capital intensive to open a smelter. But we're a smelter, but, uh, basically like, if you were to buy, I think right now, like say I at silver at like a $150 silver, like,

you were to buy an ounce of silver and then if you were to buy it right now they would charge you like $120 for even though the spot price is $150 if you try to sell it back to them immediately they're like we'll pay $100 for it okay so it's like the spread is insane that's what I like yeah you're taking you're getting you go in for yeah you're walking away with a haircut and you're clean I mean it is so long you're clean shaving that's that's a function of the volatility right now because these guys are like yeah I might buy it from you right now and then by the time I take into the smelter, it's like, it's down 20 bucks. And also, because we can.

Well, we can, but also, but it's pretty consistent, but it's just like, I can't give you, I can't buy or sell it to you, like, you know, or buy it from you, sorry, like, a dollar under spot, because by the time it takes me to drive there, it's moved $5 in one direction, like literally on the drive. So anyways, the moral, yeah, the moral of the thing is this is, you know, the, is that, like, a historical, huge sign that bad. It could be, yes, it could be that it's just like the debasement of the currency and that there's going to be like a default.

And the thing is the U.S. dollar is tanking, which is, but which is their plan. Like, we covered this last year with their whole tariff plan. Like, that was the plan. And they are tanking the U.S. dollar. Like, it's gone down. I think since I talked about it a year ago, I think the U.S. dollar is down 15% or something. What? 20%?

Fuck that. It was when I was talking about it, like when I was talking about that paper, I think the DXY was like 110. I think it's like 95 right now. Well, there's your stock market again. Yeah, so I mean, there's a lot of shit going on. I mean, Ray Dalio, who's like, he's the famous investor dude. He, like, covers all this in, like, a historical context.

And he says, I like Dalio. Yeah, I like Dalio. And he's like, there's these cycles, there's six cycles. And he's like, we're basically in the final cycle, which is essentially like, civil war, huge unrest, dollar, like, basically currencies become worthless, like, all the bad shit. President's wives have dicks. Yeah, all the stuff. you're sitting front seat at fucking Melania.

You're the only one in the theater. It's not good. By the way, that comes out tomorrow. I can't imagine that's going to do great. You're not going to go? I mean, you have the theater to yourself. So funny, taking a girl on and date to Melania. You have first date in New York City.

You got, I don't know, I was thinking a movie. What are you thinking? Probably you're going to go check out Melania. I got fucking front row tickets. There's some Russian name. I can't remember. It's like a Russian movie. Yeah, I think it's a, it's a foreign film.

It's a foreign film that we're going to see. Do you like foreign cinema? Do you like foreign cinema? I'm a big movie buff. And, you know, I'm a big foreign cinema guy. I think they've been living in America, but it was a region of foreigner. I think it's a remake, but I don't know. Believe it or not, first time filmmaker.

Yeah, first time filming. Well funded, though. Oh, man. That's his Trump's going to have to come out and say how, like, good it's doing. It's interesting to see him in that situation where he's got to come out and sort of like pump her fucking pump her movie. But not only say like to pump it, like he has to lie. Great work. Nailed it. He has the lie.

Like he's literally going to be like, yeah, these box office totals are lies. Yeah, she didn't do fucking $6,000 in the first weekend. Oh, he's going to have to say that. Yeah. I did actually go check. He demands, yeah. And then J.D. Vant says that he agrees. agrees with the titles.

So they have to... I did go check AMC. Called JD Vance a traitor for saying the box office numbers. He's going to have to hang J.D. Vance. But I did go check AMC Kipps Bay for the opening. And there was like, I think one of...

There were some tickets sold. Yeah. Yeah. Because I have seen people being like, look, there's zero tickets sold. And like, there was like, I think there was one... But it's weird because they show you the seat map, but it's only like six rows. For some reason, I go, this theater's bigger than six rows, obviously. But they only...

only show you on the CMAs six rows and there's like what's it about Melania what is like her life story I think it's just like a biography that's crappy it's really really crappy very poorly time release oh yeah like this is this is how you know we talk about like where these like crazy like nonsense like fucking movies come out where like everybody's trans and stuff and you're like yeah but they like they shot it when this was normal yeah yeah yeah yeah time required once it comes out like everything shifted this is like that where they're like like tough weekend for milania to be coming out i mean every weekend's a tough i know but this is a special i mean that was even when people are making criticisms kind of

one of the things that even before the election i even said like you know one of the reasons that people might just not want to vote for this guy is because they don't want to live in a circus right you know what i mean it's chaotic where people are just like i just don't know if i want to live in what feels like a dun dun dun da little it did da da da da da da da da but i was kind of looking into what they're actually doing where you're, you know, and you have to, I don't think you understand the extent to which I understand police protocol and all that sort of stuff. Yeah, of course. Because I exclusively watch cop shows.

Big on, big on the procedures. Chicago PD, SVU. I'm trying to see if you, uh, if Melania is playing in Minneapolis because that would be such a funny thing to just like, a little fucking prank to be like, I get a, just like, go by tickets to Melania in Minneapolis right now. It's wild if that is. I don't know if it is. Brett Ratner, producer, of course.

Well, it's his deal. I know who he is. He was the rush hour guy. And remember Trump's like, I want to bring rush hour back. He's the guy who did rush hour, then got me-toed and dipped to Israel. Ah, no way. He's the director and producer. He got me-toed.

So that's why Trump was saying he wants Rush Hour to come back is because the guy's making Melania? Yeah. I didn't even realize, to be honest, that he was. was a I thought it was because of my Zohrown interview no no

yeah I don't think you let's see yeah you can go see I think there are some showings can't imagine a lot of tickets being sold from Melania in Minneapolis oh the 150 screening is

20% off dude that would be a fight in a like relationship in Minneapolis where the girl finds out that the guy went to see Melania by himself like you know

just like you know she's looking at his bank statements like only fans Only fans, okay, strip club, strip club, nothing wrong there. Melania! Dildos, Dildos, pegging. There's currently eight tickets

sold for the 7.15 p.m. screening tomorrow at the AMC. Rosdale in Minneapolis, so eight Patriots have decided to buy tickets. It's eight Patriots. They're literally just... They probably fired up walking into that theater too. Yeah, just fucking stop me.

They're like, facts don't care about your feelings, shirts and shit. They're storming the... starving the AMC. The AMC has fallen. Serve the A's. What, Johnny? You have tickets.

Yeah. It's fine. You have tickets. You're allowed to come in here. Try to fucking stop us. Yeah. Why would I do that? You're allowed.

So anyways, that's going to be fucking, as Norm McDonald says, box office poison. I mean, you might be eating your words, man, because you've been bad predictions with your gold. First, your gold than this. Yeah. That's true. again, the red states.

Like Florida will be showing up for Melania. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah, certain cities. Actually. Might crush on stream. The problem is, Melania might get a Sandler deal, dude. You might eat in your words.

20 picture deal. Exactly. You get to Sandler Shane Gillis. Yeah. We'll see. Yeah, but no, it seems like just in a nutshell, what's happening is they're kind of,

they're doing these like targeted sweeps, essentially. and they're just kind of like if you picture a cop going to a house or whatever right and then there's someone on the street where they're just like hey do you know this person but they are insanely liberal about who around that street because technically they're kind of tell me if you think i'm wrong so they're supposed to you know go be like okay we have a warrant to get this guy and he's this and that right and then it was just like anyone that's even around there were kind of like okay what's your papers and then also there's all the activists around

and I mean, they're literally going up to, like, there's off-duty police officers in Minneapolis who were like, yeah, I got literally asked to show my papers. But that is what the situation, like, yeah. And you can tell me if I'm wrong, but from what I see, see, it's like their argument is when we do a sweep of an area, we're allowed to sort of question people around, but there's like a kind of a reasonable amount

that you're allowed to do that, and they've kind of extended that to a very, very liberal amount. Yeah. Does that sound accurate to you? Tom Homan, who's, like the head of whatever like I don't know DHS or whatever he's the head of kicking ass he's yeah but he today uh said that he made he cut a deal with the state of minnesota because they're they keep saying they go this is our whole issue is like someone gets arrested they you know

some illegal gets arrested and if you get arrested in the united states like you serve your prison time in the united states right so it's like say you get arrested for rape it's like you go you do your prison time and then if you have an iced detainer to basically be deported and like a judge has adjudicated this, uh, in like Florida, or red states or everywhere else where you're not seeing any of this madness happening. They don't release them back into the community. They just call up ICE and they go, hey, we got this guy like he's been like ordered to be deported.

Meet us at the prison. Meet us at the prison and we'll hand him over to you. And so they don't do that in Minneapolis. That's what ICE is saying that they're like, this is our whole issue. You're like, if they just did that, none of them. Right, but they're not. But they're not. And so anyway, Tom home.

past that. The state said today that they will abide by this now, which will kind of calm things down. But the thing is, the city of Minneapolis has not agreed to do this. Oh, so now you have, because you have the state and then you have the city. So the state's like, and again, like if the city doesn't abide. And again, this goes back to this like

kind of information war. What I'm saying, where I'm like, yeah, they want this chaos because they, like, you know, who's they? Like the Jews. But no, like the mayor, who is Jewish. And like the mayor of Minneapolis and Tim Walts, it's like, they want this chaos because it shifts to votes. But the conspiratorial argument is more that above that there's even people that you don't even know their names that want this. They want to shake you up like ants and that.

That too. But you're like, and again, I don't know if this is like their grand plan or strategy, but you're like, it's hard to, you know, it's hard to grand. I'm sympathetic to the argument, but it's hard for me to imagine a grand plan when all of Trump's things being like, it seems like, I want to take over Greenland. Yeah, and then I'll tweet about that for a month. And then you're just like, okay, it doesn't look like that's going to happen. It's hard to. Yeah, yeah.

It's, I mean, I'm a little hesitant to be on board with grand plan conspiracy from the top because it seems like there's also so much. No, no, there's not from that top. There's so much like messiness with all of the things. I'm saying from like the Democratic Party is like, yeah, this is good for us. And I think it is good for them. As messy and crazy as this is, they're like, yeah, this is moving votes from there's enough independence in this country who are like, yeah, I vote for whoever I want. Yeah, that's why it's kind of.

have to when the little bit when uh these like these type of conflicts happen and when you're seeing every take on the internet there is a bit of they're all right you know what i mean where they're just like they want this because of this and this and they go and then and then some people are like well no there's a bunch of people that actually don't like this and then there's just like well they're just trying to do this and you go all of those different things exist yeah all those things exist exactly like you know and again like i do think about it from a standpoint of, you know, people in Minneapolis you're like, yeah, well, we want them,

like, you know, these protesters, like, yeah, like, we're against this, like, anti, you know, we're pro-illegal immigrants and we want these people in our community. But then there's some people who are just like, you know, I don't want you to be fucking asking papers for, you know, obviously, and they definitely went too far and, you know, all these, like, video clips

and people getting killed is like... Some of these missions are, like, too aggressive, maybe for the level of, like, training to be able to hold it. or whatever. Well, and that goes back to the, they're like, yeah, well, in other cities, like the police do crowd control while we do our job. And, you know, like, federal

laws supersede state laws, like, in most cases, obviously, I'm not, I'm making the argument for them. I'm just saying that there's some people to say that. Yeah, for sure. I mean, there's some people are saying everything, right? But that's, yeah, that's kind of point I'm making. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But again, I think that's a lot, this is like a lot of, that's a lot of noise.

I don't think that's, like, the signal. Yeah, I don't even know about the polls either, because I'm like, I mean, I read, I'll tell you what chat, told me. Yeah. And I've seen different polls, but they said, uh,

it was kind of like, immigration was, you know, like a thing that like 60% of people were kind of like on board with the, they'll stop illegal immigration. Yeah. Popular vote. That was,

that they said the biggest thing. But then they said the current, yeah. And then you people would argue that like, you know, the Trump administration or whatever was pretty good at taking like, majority positions and, and, uh,

whatever, right? Yeah. Um, the other side of it where they go, the way that it's currently happening, uh, and ICE, it said 40% of voters approve of the way ICE enforces immigration laws.

Yeah, exactly. So you go, it's kind of like a popular issue in general and the unpopular issue. And I think that you kind of see the average Republican thing kind of being like, well, yeah, that's how it looks. You know what I mean? And then you go, yeah, that's a debacle. Again, you go, yeah, you do have a debacle. If you were some pro immigration person who was like, yeah, you know, having a border, just like an unchecked, wide open border, you go, which was pretty normal.

position you go that was bad right so that's why I voted for Trump because you're like that was so crazy that we're like just letting them stream in by the thousands on a daily basis which is a normal position to say like yeah they shouldn't have done that but then now you're like well now I have to like defend this shit well you just can't it's like it's impossible it's like it's impossible to say the PR war doesn't matter when it's I think it's the only thing but that's what I mean is the same that's why I kind of when we were talking about the Israel Palestine thing it's kind of the principles of some people being like well if you didn't said you wanted it but this is what it looks like and you're just like yeah well you have to sell it yeah yeah you have to figure out a way

to sell that to people because unfortunately like PR and the way that people think and if everyone's kind of like you feel like this is you go that's just how the world is how it works yeah you live in exactly democracy you go yeah and if everyone if you have a company and you're like in charge and uh and you have a bunch of shareholders or whatever and you think you have a really good idea but the way that it's working is make turning everybody off like for sure you can't just be like well too mad. You go, well, yeah, if you were a dictator, but you're not. Like, it could be true that, like, you know, that Alex Prenti guy, you're like, he wanted to be killed to advance this agenda, and you could be like, that's what he wanted.

You go, it doesn't matter. People don't like it. Like, even if you go, yeah, that's what he wanted, assuming that's true, you go, yeah, even it doesn't matter. None of the stuff really matters. It doesn't matter because the optics of it are that people don't like it. And that's what matters, so. Yeah, yeah. I know, that's probably enough of that. Yeah. Let's talk about some fucking gay shit. but maybe there's one more.

You know what? The one thing was interesting that S&L did like a sketch where they were kind of like had a thing making fun of ICE and then people got really mad at them saying it like they wasn't mean enough.

Oh really? Yeah, they basically You can go hard enough? Well they yeah, it was like Michael Chey and he said some version of like your pepper spray and old ladies do you ever stop and say

are we the dicks? And people were just like that like the comments were you know this is not going to cut it anymore this no longer cuts it, these people need to do more than jokes, way too light, lacking fun. These people need to do more than jokes. You're like, it's a comedy show. I know,

but that's what it, that's what it is right now. If you want more than jokes, go watch Colbert. He's got a few months left. I'm sure he's going to be fun. There's no shortage of people doing less, more, uh, yeah, not comedy. But there's not, you know, this is kind of, uh, in general, uh, even maybe like

group thing, but also when there's issues that I'm kind of like, maybe not my like first area of expertise. and I'm kind of like, like, you know, form an opinion by trying to take in all the facts and listen. Okay, that's okay. And then I'm kind of doing all that. And there's like people demanding immediate response. It's probably the one thing that I like have the most, like my body has a visceral reaction to it.

Like I just, maybe I'm like, maybe I don't know if it's a flaw or like whatever the way that I'm built. Probably like even in life, like I've always kind of been never wanted to do the traditional thing. probably why, like, you know, as in music and comedy and what? Boy, you married a man? If I married a dude. Dude, I literally, I was thinking that the other day, and I don't know if this is something where if I was talking to like a therapist, they go, yeah, that's a problem. But I've always, like, I mean, comedians have a general contrarian nature, though.

Yeah, general contrary and everything. But like, so I, like, one of the things that, like, makes me, like, almost cringe is saying, bless you after someone sneezes. And I don't know why, but I've always, whenever I sneeze and, like, I've always, whenever I sneeze, someone says bless you it just like gives me like a it's like hacky it's like feels hack but I just like when a dog's like sniffing a fire hydder and you're fucking hack

I actually do always think that when I see a dog sniffing a fire hydrant I know I don't fucking hack this dog is shouldn't even mean this is stupid but I swear and I was anyways I was thinking about it recently and I and someone did a bless you to me and I was just like fucking idiot so stupid it's the dumbest thing and that's why it bugs me because it's dumb and you have to do it yeah it's just customary yeah it's customary and which is why i never say thank you

or hold doors i don't say thank you don't cover my mouth when i fucking cough what about your zoom tight i think that's a little funnier yeah i would i would take gazoon type you never catch me fucking dropping a gazoon tight in my life I prefer in my life. Is that Yiddish? German. A German or something? I think I prefer.

Never of dropping a fucking gazoon tight. I think I prefer a zoo-dict. Dude, if something gazoon-tited me, I'd be like, what did you say? What? A gazoon-tight solid. But it was... Fuck off. Oh, bless you.

I go, you don't know me. You don't know me. Blessing me? You need my blessings, bitch No, but And I've had fights where people say, Oh, you're not going to say bless you? I go, yeah, I don't do that.

I feel I'm Kramer, basically. I mean, you're Larry Day, man. You're not going to say bless you? Kramer, no, Kramer when they go, you know, but people wear suits to the thing, he goes, people do, I don't. Yeah, or whatever, right? But it kind of reminds me of the same thing

where where people demand that you kind of speak up about things and whatever. And it kind of, to me, it feels like, I think one of the big reasons why people need it too, where if you're probably more of a woman thing than a man thing, but if you're someone that,

if you're someone that like has a really like strong stance and you've been public about it, right? Yeah. Imagine you tweets, and I don't think you would do this, but like someone, imagine someone like tweets like a really, like this is the craziest thing that ever happened or, you know, people need to fucking be in jail or something, right? Yeah.

And then no one else tweets that. Like you're going to feel more anxiety as it goes. Of course. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Right. But, and it's all you decided you're going to party tonight and you have an exam tomorrow.

And everyone says they're going to go out. But then they all stay in and study. And then you're like, you can't enjoy yourself partying because you have anxiety because everyone else is. Right. But if every, if you could convince everyone else to come party with you, all of a sudden now it's like,

there's a, well, there's a foamo kind of with that, yeah. Yeah. And I think those kind of like human mechanisms I have like a body of version to or something. Interesting.

Yeah, and I, maybe it's, maybe, I don't know if it's gotten worse or better or it's something that. I hope, I hope people come to your shows. I probably shouldn't have punched that woman just because she said, bless you. So,

it's just like, fucking, that's, that's Ryan's new hecklers. That's just people just fake sneezing. Say it. Just living their body's just like, bless you. You got there's a really triggering Ryan? No, no, no.

That wouldn't trigger me. The real thing, I don't love it when the people say it to me, but that one, I can get over. Yeah, you don't mind. People say it to each other. And they don't,

Definitely don't mind if people say it to each other. Don't get me involved in your trash. Don't get me involved in this hocus pocus. Say in grace before a meal, buddy. I don't think it ever. My skin's, my blood's crawling out of my skin. I don't, I don't think I've ever... Oh, well, actually, that's not true.

I've been to many, like, Jewish things where they do something. You got to hold hands and say the thing? They don't do the hold of hands, pause. But, uh... Maybe it was two chicks. Maybe it was two chicks beside me. Maybe I will be... None of that gay shit.

But, uh... No, definitely Jewish stuff. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Just want to say, thank you, God. I'll suppose. You know what? I think there's something about the Jewish thing where because I do agree with the grace thing, but because it's not in English, it's in Hebrew.

And I go, I don't even know what you're saying. It's just like noise at that point. I would way prefer that. Yeah, it's the similar thing where is crazy guy ramble. Is if you have an Uber driver, it's way more distracting if he's talking in English versus language you don't know. Yeah, I know. I've been trying to make that sketch forever.

Yeah. But the English guy that have it, because I was always saying they always have phone sex with their wife. Yeah. And I'm saying the white guy does it and people get mad and it's like racial discrimination. Right. Whereas, you know, just because of my race, I can't have phone sex with my wife while all the other Uber drivers are doing it.

Yeah. I mean, there could be a sketch there of just like white guy Uber driver who's doing the eight-hour call. Yeah. Because you like understand what he's saying. I know. But to me, it's only funny with the phone sex thing. But I don't know if I have to set up the fact that they're all having phone sex and then I have

to say and then also would be fun of if he's white. So I think there's two. there's too many links is why I've never been able to make sense of it in my mind. A lot of variables. I know, but I've had a joke about that in my last special. But anyways, I should mention that, and I think that we said this to some people,

but because there's so much like touring and chaos going on, sometimes we record episodes early and then, you know, wait four days to put them out, but we're not going to do that. Like, for example, I'm doing this big tour. I'm coming to Miami, Jacksonville, and I'm coming to Miami, Jacksonville, and Naples next week,

and then I'm Toronto, Ottawa. Toronto's been sold up for a while in Ottawa, but because of that, I'm coming back. We're going to film next week early, but we're going to put it out early as well. Yeah, we're going to put it out earlier. So it's like no point of just having it sit there. Like, we're going to record it and then just put it out.

And I don't, yeah, so whatever. It's if you want to listen to Friday, it'll be there Friday, but if you want to, if you're like a purist, just wait until Friday. Yeah, if you are a purest, Friday is for the boys for you. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, if you're just like, I can just pretend like it's not out. Yeah.

Yeah. But I thought that was, you know. So Kanye West apologized for his anti-Semic remarks. Antisemic. Antiseptic. Antiseptics. He blames the bipolar disorder, Wall Street Journal ad, lost touch with reality. But the reason why did he gain trust with reality?

Exactly. Let's cut the shit, Kanye. Let's cut the shit, Kanye. They got him. Yeah, you know, you know the, we- Kanye got the call. Kanye got the call. He wants his bank accounts back.

Can you please unlock my banking accounts? I mean, obviously that was like peak manic If you ever met someone that's manic Oh for sure. But like coming out of that state If you were manic I had relatives He was walking around in a fucking Nazi or a swastique

Diamond chain I've had relatives though And I know people in my personal life That have done that Yeah, it looks a lot like this It didn't seem normal The black clan robe No but coming out and being like

You know he did Was just like oh I lost all of my stuff. Yeah. I lost all of my stuff. That sucks. That is usually what happens and people like spend all their money. Like I've seen that before where they spend all their money and they always have these like crazy business ideas.

I remember there's any. I have someone that I was giving me like fucking pages and pages of like business ideas in my text. Yeah. Does this idea has ever come from like a manic like episode or someone like actually came up? Even if so, they wouldn't have the be able to execute. because they're just like so all over the place they would do. So there's going to be some stupid shit done that sabotages that? Yeah, I think so.

But the interesting part to me was Kanye West said in his thing, he goes, so I broke my jaw, caused injury, he blamed it on, he had a car crash and stuff like that. And he said, of all people, all places, the one place I found Solace was Reddit forums. Oh, interesting. So imagine you have a bunch of people that are like manic and bipolar and stuff like that. Yeah. In a Reddit thread where they're just like, you know, I'm, I'm dealing with this. I'm in this like manic state.

And then now that guy going to his wife and being like, I'm friends with Kanye West. I'm talking to Kanye West in a chat group. We're buddies. I'm helping Kanye West through his thing. I'm like, oh, his delusions are getting really bad. Yeah. You're just like, you're, this guy's fucking cooked. And he's like, no, me and Kanye West are fucking boys in a Reddit for it.

It's like he gave me his number. I talked to him. it's like everything. You're crazyest friend. Like don't send him money. It's a scam. Yeah, yeah. So your craziest friend coming to you and he'd be like,

me and Kanye are chatting it up in a chat room right now. Like he's probably making, he's probably pushing people off the deep end. I don't know if any of them knew it's Kanye, but maybe they suspected it and they were right the whole time. That probably put a guy in fucking padded walls. Probably. Yeah,

trying to convince your whole family that you're like, no, I'm telling you. Yeah. That's funny. The swastika, he wrote about previously selling merchandise featuring the offensive symbols citing poor judgment, reckless behavior.

So he was apologizing for his swastika shirts. I feel like he already did this a couple times. Didn't he do the, you know, I ran into Jonah Hill and I realized I loved Jews or something like that? Yeah, and then he was, and then I think he went bad. But again, I guess, like, if you put it in the context of this like mental bipolar thing, then it makes sense where he just keeps ping ponging where he goes, yeah, I'm sorry. And then he's like, no, I hate Jews again. Sorry again.

Like, this just might be the current iteration of, I mean, he says he's on meds and doing all sorts stuff, but it's like, I guess you go off your meds, he goes, ah, I hate you juice again. Yeah, it tricked you. I'm back. Love juice. Fingers were crossed. They stink. Fingers are crossed, they stink. Yeah.

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Someone didn't even send this to me. Pause. What? What do you mean? Nobody sent this to you. To be honest, that wouldn't even make sense because I'm too feminine for these guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not as much of an, I'm not an alpha enough to be part of this private club for masculine men into men.

Like, honestly. Yeah. But yes, pause. I did... Did they serve you an ad? No, I came across their Instagram videos. Oh, okay. Like in my...

Pause. So your algorithm seems to know a little bit more about you than you know about yourself is what you're saying. Why don't you talk to your fucking boy Larry Ellison what he's trying to do to me? What are you up to, Larry? That's funny. Yeah. Fucking Larry's trying to turn me out. Oh, all right.

Interesting. That is interesting. Interesting data point. Now that I think about it, that is interesting. Larry's trying to turn me out. Making us gay. Buzz. God damn.

No. The worst part too is you for sure watch this whole video. So then they're like, yeah, this guy's definitely closeted. Like they're all over. Fucking alpha. Yeah, you're like, he saved this. He sent it to people. Fuck, you're so right.

I copied the information. I copied the link. Sent it to my. like a big signal for the algorithm. God damn it. They're just like, yeah, this guy's gay, I guess. He just doesn't know it. And an alpha.

You keep forgetting that part. Right. Yeah, sorry. Gay alpha. So, and it's all these dudes. They do these meetings. And if you watch the videos, it's them just like on jet skis, but they're flexing their mom. Yeah, yeah.

Like a bunch of the videos is all the guys like flexing. It's just Andrew Tate, but gay. Yeah, but more flexing. More flexing. Yeah. Yeah, they're jet skiing and they're putting like the middle finger up and stuff like that. Yeah, it's like a masculinity conference where they go, but it's not, you know what? The masculinity conferences are more for dudes that are kind of like, I'm a, I'm kind of a feminine

dude, I'm getting bitched around and I want to learn to be an alpha. So the gay alpha conference is actual probably, I'm a fully formed alpha. I'm not here to learn how to be an alpha. Yeah, they're like trying to do like workout tips and business stuff and they're just like, we want to make businesses, build businesses. We're just like alpha dudes. Yeah. Who just happened to be gay.

They don't even do gay shit at the thing because they don't like hookup culture. Yeah, they don't like hookup. Yeah, exactly. They're not in a hookup. I mean, I'm sure some stuff. I'm not saying none ever happens. But their thing is like,

yo, if you're coming to turn this into some like dick suck fest, you got the wrong place. Yeah, yeah. This isn't some fuck fest. This isn't some fuck fest in Thailand, okay. This is for Alpha men to make business opportunity.

I will say that. And all you have to pay is five grand. All the flexing seems like a bit of an overcompensation. Bit of overcompetition. When you go to it's called the website. straight acting brotherhood.com. Yep. The flexing.

But you already knew that. Yeah. But all the flexing does seem like a bit overcompet. The front page, there's 10 videos. It's guys doing push-ups. They're jumping into a pool.

They did one of these here. Give me a... They did one of those where they could do the hand that high-five, but then they lock hand. Like just men being men. Yeah, jet skis. Arm wrestling.

ATVs doing push-ups. They're all shredded. Yeah, they're all shredded. No gay shit, though. No gay shit. They're not about that. Yeah, they're not about that.

So did you go through the FAQ or anything like that? I did. Yeah, basically it's, uh, yeah. They have exclusive retreats and masterminds, access to the online community, dinners and meetups. That's what you get with your fee, which is, that's going to cost you. Yeah. Yeah.

But it's, but you're just single income gay alpha. You got money. But the thing is, is interesting is that there's no actual, like this is more like a trap. Not, I want to say travel thing, but it's just they do these trips and you just pay for the trip, but there's no actual fee to be part of the thing. Straight acting gay brotherhood is a highly exclusive members club for high network masculine men who happen to be into men Its culture rises below above Rises Rises beyond the hollow LGBT culture

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e-commerce, real estate. This is just like a Peter Thiel thing. This is just a bunch of Peter Thiel gays. Peter Thiel gays, that's an interesting. Yeah, where they're just like, yeah, we're just like into all this stuff. We happen to be gay. Do you think this is funded by Peter Thiel?

I mean, with all the fucking stuff he's got his fingers in. Can I join if I'm not out? Yes. And they say discretion is very important to them. They're not trying to out you. Yeah, so just normal shit, you know. The videos are so funny, dude. A lot of flexing.

Nothing gay about this. Is this gay? Yeah. Huh? Is this gay? Is it? It's a slow gay. We're all doing it in the same time.

It's kind of gay. If I'm gay, then why don't I introduce you to my friend straight and straighter? Arrow one, arrow two. Yeah. I'm sure it's, I mean, it seems like... It does seem like just in general. There's something a little flamy about going to a weekend retreat with people you've never met before. Yeah, I just find it impossible to believe that you get a bunch of good-looking gay guys around each other.

And you're like... Were they good-looking? I can't tell. you have to tell me how did you rate them on a scale I'm not able to do that obviously can't do that I mean

those fucking guns but the fact that you're like no gay shit's happening like come on I wasn't yeah zero gay shit happens ever come on I mean some gay stuff happening

I mean probably the like you think they get kicked out like if you get caught like two guys I mean there's some gay shit happening like you know sometimes the high income traders you know by index funds.

Sure. They buy long-term bonds? They just buy like, yeah. The only gay shit happened in here is once a member bought a long-term bond. Oh, no, I opened their Instagram page. God damn it. No, that's going to be my Instagram feed. Yes, sir.

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I don't, that's, I'm listening, that sounds a little flammie. Such as yacht trips, fitness challenges, hot saunas, ice baths, scuba diving. Do you think it's on the, on the yacht is just like all flexing, just a hundred? Oh, yeah, yeah. You ever see in Borat where he interviews the bros? Yeah, yeah. And then he's interviewing, or Bruno and he's interviewing for the gay magazine and he's getting them all to like jump down off the roof. Like, ah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think it's just that? a lot of that. Guys going up on the top of the ship, like jumping down. Yeah. Yeah, because they have a dedicated media team because it's a big content weekend. Howling. They probably do a ton of howling.

A lot of stuff. Yeah, but no gay conversion therapy. So they're not trying to not be gay. No, they don't, they're just not about the... Just men being men. Dudes being dudes. And in their spare time, banging dudes. Like, they probably see themselves as like Roman.

Yeah, I can. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, we're just. Gay alphas. All right, well. This is a funny one. I let my wife have an affair.

Do I console her now that it's over? She recently decided to break... Come on. You're right. Stop at the headline for a second, folks. Console her. Do you have to do it from the chair? This is how some people are living currently. I guess.

Yeah, just like, your wife's just like, I need an affair. No. Hey, just want to let you know that there is plenty of fish in the... see some of those fish might be in the house with you right now some of the fish you might be married to yeah made a commitment for life to possibly i mean you know what at this point like this isn't even that crazy of a of a question once you already went through the point of her being like can i have an affair i need this and you're like i guess oh where are you going tonight oh the fair oh hope it goes good so had a time for me yeah well you seem to be in a bad mood yeah why's that i just

Some. Oh, yeah. Grief is very, you got to work through. Yeah, I mean, the point where you allow the affair to happen, I go, I guess, consoling her over the ending. Have you ever met anyone in real life who's living one of these kind of lives? No. Not that I know of. I think there's a decent chance. We do know people who are doing this and they just never tell us. Like, we've known someone who's done something like this and just...

Where his wife was having an affair. I mean, man, if one of my friends is fucking told. me this is, they'd never hear the end of it. I don't think I would make fun of them about this. It would be too much. No, it would be more if my friend was like, you let her have an affair? But I think it would be past the point of

how many fears do you have? Like if they were like, yeah, I'm like fucking smashing like crazy. I can't imagine anyone that I'm close enough to rib about this. Like if you told me this, okay, so if you told me that was the scenario and you're like, yeah, I have to console the guy. I would never bring that up ever again.

Yeah, you pretend like that just like never have. There's no chance I'd be like, oh, I guess Danny's consultant. There's no, like, this is so far beyond, like, ribbing. Right. This would be like me being like, crazy. Crazy. Yeah. Okay, got to go.

I actually have to wake up. Never bring this up over again. I'm just like, yeah, there's no chance I'm bringing that up again. I would, that guy is fucked. He's going through some shit right now, I guess. Yeah, I don't even know. I'd be like, wow, I didn't know. I guess I didn't know the extent to which

Danny is a bitch Yeah Yeah No I mean obviously people are in open Relationships I'm sure we know people in open relationships Yeah That I would think that's like not

Consoling But yeah Consoling is crazy I mean dude if a guy was like Yeah like fucking Any dude that I know that's actually in an open relationship Is just a hound Yeah for sure

But like the idea like if a guy That's the only ones Yeah like I got out of this relationship with this side thing and my wife's consoling me, I'd be like, what? You're broken up over this? Just like leave her already. I'd slowly back out of the room.

Yeah, I'd be like, what are you talking about? Like, if it was on the other way around, I'd be like, what are you even saying? See, that's so much more than I would say. Yeah. I go, well, yeah. Okay. Oh.

Got to catch my train. Your wife knows about that. There's a joke I would not make Yeah This wouldn't be funny to me No It would just be a bum It would bum me out

I'd walk I was like I was gonna take an Uber But I think I'm just gonna like walk home Yeah You're in Harlem Yeah I go yeah

That's okay Fucking minus 10 outside It's all good Gotta get my steps in Walk into the East River Don't come back I've had enough Yeah I wouldn't do that

Usually I thought I feel like the rule Is with an open relationship Is you keep this stuff. You would know. Keep it private. I'll tell you what. You share it with your swinger buddies.

This is how you end up at the gay brotherhood for a straight acting man. Yeah, probably. Some shit like this happens. I think I'm fucking just a straight gay guy. Well, I hate women, so. I'm done with women. Yeah. Yeah, I think so.

She recently decided to break it off because the overall emotional burden for both of us was too great, but while she is grieving about it, I feel relieved. Even though I wish that I could have better coped with the situation, I rationally and ethically consider okay. It conflicted with something deeper inside me that I can't easily change. My question is, should I feel sorry for my wife? At the moment, I don't. Good. Yeah. I understand her feelings and I care about her, but at the same time, I feel like it's not my job to console her for this particular loss. How do you feel about this? So anyways, the... By the way, the forum that this is in is hilarious.

Tiger droppings? This is like in an LSU football forum. This is literally an LSU football forum called Tiger Droppings. It's a crazy place to post it. It's just be like, everyone's like, what? Yeah, we're talking about like recruiting and stuff. My wife's been moping around

because he's not getting that good dick. Like, what? I think you're in the wrong forum here, man. Crappy. Yeah, crappy. You know, he wasn't right for you. I am. you see fucking Pierce Morgan's wife did a big expose on him no current wife so yeah yeah so

pierce Morgan's wife's been out there and then yeah he broke his hip and then yeah he broke his hip and his wife was caring for him and then she wrote like a New York Times piece about like uh how how crappy it is to be his nurse for two weeks pretty crazy pretty crazy it was like it was like it was like really long so I didn't actually include it in our articles but it was just like you know I guess a part of it was trying to be funny, but it's like, it's only been like two weeks. So he broke his hip and then she's kind of,

caretaking. Yeah, she's like getting him stuff and then she's like going back to her computer and just be like another thing I have to do. She's like, the hardest thing I've ever had to do is be his fucking nurse.

He's the worst patient and this and that. You can hire a nurse. That's what I'd be saying. I'd be like, listen, like, I'm really rich. Yeah. I can hire a nurse that's not going to write an expose. Dude,

yeah, you hired a nurse. A sweet woman to just help me with this. Yeah, imagine you hired a nurse. and then she wrote like a whole article about how like how much of a nightmare was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it's your wife?

Yeah, it's crazy. Pierce. I mean, just doesn't even make, I would think someone of his wealth, you would think is just like, would just default time. Yeah, say your article, it's like, then don't do it.

And you offered, I said we could get a nurse. I know, you know, he was like, yeah, let's just hire a nurse. She's like, no, no, no, I'll do it. No, no, no, of course. For my husband, like, I'll take care of you.

And then she's like missing appointments and stuff. She didn't realize, like, what this actually entail. A guy who just like had a hip replacement Hey could you pass me the remote Back on his bullshit Pears is back on his bullshit Needs the remote

What am I the slave? I'm getting I'm having trouble at work And she's like he's like Oh what are you doing for work Don't worry about what I'm doing for work Do you mind passing me remote That's it

There we go Anything else you need? I have 2,000 words I still need and he helped going with the toilet of course and he's grumpy at davos

it's funny I think it was the pirate wires guy called it the South by Southwest for globalism yeah I don't know if that I don't know if he coined that or everyone says that but that kind of made me laugh

yeah that's funny globalism South by Southwest but risky business sex workers demands sores in Davos during World Economic Farm oh yeah flying in on their fucking PJs all these government conference

is people do get it in it feels like well the thing is it's not this is not are they is it a party like that yeah oh big time this is a fucking big party wine and cheese dude it's in switzerland you know some like ski town in switzerland it's all like you know every CEO had big time CEOs coming in so it's not just like government officials yeah government officials and all these billionaire fucking like you know CEOs and all the stuff and you know they're getting it in for sure they're having a good time I feel like if you were a billionaire and you go to a conference like that and you're going to get prostities, you'd be like worried that, you know, just get some random prostit feels like too high stress.

Well, that's why you get these ones that are like 20 grand a day. Yeah, but they're writing articles about, you know. Well, but they're not. The thing is the prosities are keeping their lips sealed, you know, about their clients. That's the main thing. You don't, I mean, for some to be like, oh, there's prostitutes at Davos here. I don't know, it's just interesting that like when you think of like a government convention

and they're just like that, that level where they're just having fucking like wrenches and everything. I mean, you always hear the grinder lights up at some of these conferences. I saw actually because Mark Carney had a speech and someone released this like email from someone to Mark Carney like it was like 10 years ago. It was like

an email exchange where some guy was like at a party and then this like kind of horn dog old guy emailed him and he goes, yeah he's like I hired these like really uh attractive like bartenders or whatever and he goes I keep the good booze really low so they have to reach for it or whatever and then Mark Carney reply

he goes totally inappropriate really he had to like his boy totally inappropriate I guess that is what you want in a minute yeah yeah that that is the thing where it's like every email is eventually going to be public he's like one of those dudes you know

like A he's like that is funny though that you were trying to you were talking to the prime minister and you're trying to get some I guess it was an old one he was like central banker at that point but but you're Yeah, you're trying to bro down with them and you just fucked up. Oh, fucked up big time. He goes, yeah, I keep the good booze real low. So they got to reach for it.

You get a good glimpse. And he's just like, totally inappropriate. Well, they said there was an increase of black chicks, too, where all of the, there was a big thing at Davos where they're dabbling. Like, they went to a forum where they're just like, do you think they went to a forum where they're talking about how we need to, you know, more immigrants from Africa? And I got them being, and they're posting all the photos. And the guys were like, tonight?

Yeah. I agree. Yeah. But it's funny because you said that about Carney where they also said that all the European leaders have this like group chat about Trump. Yeah. It's a fucking just,

I mean, I remember in comedy that used to be kind of like the oldest thing is everyone would have jokes being like, you know, the president is, you know, they have to be so proper, which I guess all that's out the window now.

Like, what does it look like when that guy has to take a shit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was always just something funny about like picturing these high, people in like a normal situation. Exactly, right? I mean, a lot of people

have made this joke, but it's always funny to me, the gangsters that were always, that always have to pretend they're angry. You're like, does that guy brush his teeth angry? Yeah, yeah. When he's just, the guy that's like, walking around like that. And you're like, does he have to do everything like that?

Is he wiping his ass with the toy? You know what I mean? Or when he goes down the door, is it like, I want a leaf. I can finally be myself. Yeah, I can lose the grumpy smile. Right. But there is something so funny about,

it is just, I mean, guess we know some people that are really high and they just have group chats with Elon Musk or they're just sending dumb memes. Yeah, this would have, I guess, but I guess the thing is because these are like political leaders, I guess this historically would have been considered like a back channel conversation. These are not like official channels. Because normally I think like the protocol for something like this is they all got to like get on a call and you know, it's being recorded and it's like an official record. And they just want to basically talk shit about Trump and kind of like plan their responses. Who do you think, who do you think, but the question is like when Trudeau's out, do they have to kick him out of the group chat? Like, how does that word? Ah, that's a good question. Yeah, do you like, you get, they're just like, sorry, man, tough loss.

Isn't that interesting? You have to get fucking booted? Or he leaves, Justin Trudeau has left the chat. Yeah, yeah. Does that happen? That's a good question. I don't know. I mean, the problem, yeah.

They were known as the Washington group, senior European figures, and it's like, you know, the, I don't know exactly who, but I don't know. It's like Kearse Armour and Macron. Yeah, but I don't know if like the. Germany. Yeah, Germany is in there and like some other countries. I'm sure, you know, there's like some lesser countries. They're like, they're so happy to be in the chat.

Yeah, they're like, I heard you have this group chat. It's like, can I get in? And they're like, yeah, yeah, I don't know. GDP's a little. Do you think it? Yeah, it's one of those things where I'm trying to pick countries and I feel like I'm going to do it around. Like Finland or something.

That's what I'm thinking, but it's like, Finland has joined the chat. And he was like, the guy's fucking orange and it's like Finland has left the chat. That's, we can't. Wrong chat. This is not exactly what we're doing. Yeah, it's, he comes in with like some 2016 Trump memes. Well, they have to probably keep it fairly light. There probably is like some legality stuff there where you're like, yeah, we can't

like plan real like high level shit in here. This is more just like a talking shit chat. Yeah. Dropping some memes. But that's my question. Are they dropping memes for sure? And if someone has bad memes, do they get? That must be fucking a nightmare though.

If you're like Denmark and you just get into the chat group and everyone's dropping and shit and there's like, you know, 18 world leaders and you drop your first memes, no likes, no thumbs, just just cricket. And then the next thing's like five ha-has. Fucking Keir Starmer just drops like with nine ha-has and you just

get left there like. You're a fucking legend, man. Yeah, someone's just legend. You're sitting there with your dick in your hand and you're, fuck. Fucking up. This is why nobody respects us. that would ruin your day that would be tough

yeah you gotta you gotta be you gotta be on your game with the memes Figures said they regularly exchange messages so it's UK French president German chancellor European commissioner so there's some non Finland's president is in there Italy's prime minister

Georgia Meloni so it's not just dudes Yeah it's not just dudes Have you ever been in a chat group with women Yeah, of course you have Fun or not fun Definitely not quite the same Chat groups with a bunch of chicks

Is like a family group chat style Yeah I mean the only chat group I've ever been They're talking about the weather dude No it's always been with comics Female comics So it's kind of fine Yeah but I don't think I've been

In a group chat with Normies Not you man No You don't fucking ever associate with Normies dude Well I don't know who I would Civilians as you call them I don't know what scenario where I'd be in a fucking group chat with chicks

I'm trying to think yeah comics but outside of comics yeah no but comics ones are fine but okay actually we have a whole whack of stuff on the Patreon oh yeah we do I have a pretty funny there's a whole bunch of women that are sharing about their men their dudes porn addiction

and stuff like that there's anyways but yeah we appreciate everyone who joins on the Patreon patreon patreon dot com slash the boys cast. I'll see some people, obviously in Ottawa and Toronto, and I will see people in Florida. Do you have anything coming up in the next couple weeks? The next couple weeks, no. Not until Fort Worth. I just, I got Ocala, Florida coming up in May, too. Are you doing hyenas in Fort Worth? I don't know. I'm doing big laughs.

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