The Boyscast with Ryan Long - The INSANE Fallout from the Lindsay Clancy Mistrial

Episode Date: September 10, 2026

Lindsay Clancy case declared a mistrial, a socialism conference full of goofballs, and the Wheel of Fortune announcer gets got on a plane.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Kalshi - Download the Kalshi app and use code BOYSCAST to get $20 when you trade $20.  Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get unlimited premium wireless for $15 a month   Upcoming Shows:  Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Irvine - Oct 2  Phoenix - Oct 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Punchup.live/ryanlong   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: [e-mail] with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489     Chapters:   00:00 - Plastic cookies 00:51 - Intro 01:16 - New jobs but no boys allowed 10:32 - DATES - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://dannyjokes.com for tickets! 10:55 - Lindsay Clancy mistrial 22:00 - Lawyer getting 15 minutes of fame  27:09 - California census adding Jews 30:16 - AD - Kalshi - Download the Kalshi app and use code BOYSCAST to get $20 when you trade $20.  32:16 - Women going nuts over mistrial 35:47 - Copycat-ladies 38:32 - Digital cat-ladies / frozen eggs 46:02 - Downfall of the Tik Tok generation 52:33 - Hog enlargement death 59:44 - AD - Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get unlimited premium wireless for $15 a month 1:01:35 - PATREON - Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast to get a PREMIUM episode each week plus bonus content 1:01:46 - Socialism conference whackos 1:23:59 - Eiffel tower reopens after gaggle of Hindus sideline female staff 1:25:44 - Wheel of fortune announcer is a pederast

This is The Boys' cast. I'm going to read you an article here. Hard to swallow the future of snacking may be 3D printed cookies made from unrecycled plastic. Now, you've mentioned in the past you didn't want to be eating bugs. I didn't want to be eating bugs. I could be convinced to eat some plastic cookies, though. This is the future.

They're moving so far past eating bugs. You're going to be wishing for bugs. You're like, can I just have some sort of organic material? You're eating plastic. Can I please have a beetle sandwich? No, you're eating an ex-pilon. It's literally like here's Legos to eat. Right.

I don't want to eat Legos. This is where you're at. And you go, this is normal to you. You go, what is it? And you go, can I have some food? You go, no. But we took a bunch of dildos that were used and we fucking mush them into a cookie. So here's your dildo cookie.

Yeah, they recycle them first, though. This is the generation of participation. Kids these days eating plastic. Roll the intro. The boys. The boys pass. The last. The boys cast.

The dudes. During the value of... I think the participation I think participation trophies specifically in one area only and that is going down on a woman. Just a thanks for showing up. I think that is thanks for showing up. Yeah.

Because what? You want the participation trophy to be inside of her? Well, first of all, a female orgasm is a lot. Yes. Who are we fooling? You can pretend you're having... I've yet to give a woman one, so I wouldn't know, but... They pretend...

I've seen them pretend, where they make a big stink. It's just because, like, men can come, so they're like, I can do. Sure. Look at them. I'm cooombing. We're not... We're not buying it, ladies. I hate when they use the... Do you ever hear when women only say the terms?

Like, he made me bust, and you're like, ugh. Gross. Yeah. Nothing happened. So I think the participation trophy is in that context. Yeah, that's fine. Listen, this is an article. Women job gains.

You actually sent this to you. Shout out to the ladies. This is a loss for the boys. So, you know, the government was touting their big job gains last time. 160K. 160,000 new jobs created in the United States. Big win. 97% of them went to women.

97% of them went to women. That is something else. Yes. And I didn't realize how many cleaning, tidying up projects that had been started. Broome ready. Broome ready tidying, federal tidying up products. I was actually making me laugh. I was saying that, like, Breggen, that I've, I actually hired an all female writing staff for my book, How to Please a Man.

Tidying up around that. Tidding it for dummies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keeping a bathroom clean. So I, but if you look into it, it is a lot of health care jobs. Because everyone's 100 years old now. Yeah, everybody's getting old. 98% of the budget of America just goes to old pat people.

Essentially. And it's rising, like the rate of change is growing. Yeah, so essentially it's just nurses. But that's so the, you know who else was a nurse? Lizzie Clancy. Well, this is the thing. So it's like, are we going to see a similar uptick and women killing their kids? You are.

But this, does this not go to the root of the matter here? Now, folks at, folks at home, if you're listening, I think the root of the matter is if you think about it, we have this scenario where it's like, okay, so women are working, which is what they want, working at a higher rate. They're getting all the jobs or women. You go, they're doing better in school, and they've never been more unhappy. Oh, has you complained? And they seem to be taking it out on their kids. Sure. And the complaining has not ceased.

It's tripled. Yeah. They've done all these studies. They go, someone recently, and it was like how women believe they're treated by society. And it was like, if you asked them 20 years ago, they were all like, pretty good. Yeah. Fine. And if you ask them now, they're like, I'm constantly being murdered.

I'm literally a slave. I'm being murdered 24-7. And that's why you have a scenario where on paper they're all doing great. And in reality, they're all doing more. And there's something to be. said about this is what stats don't show. And this is what Bill Maher doesn't want you to know. Because Bill Maher will always kind of say stats about like, well, if you look at the

stats, people, like, Generation Now is actually doing better. And you're like, yeah, but you're just picking a bunch of random stuff. And the ones that make people feel like their self-worth is important or whatever, those ones are all worse. Like, you know, whether someone can feel like they're successful is a big part for like a man or something like this. Have a purpose of some sort, right? Own a home, exactly.

Whether I'm like, have responsibility where it's like you have a family. or something like that. Some of these things make people, they almost don't even need to have those questions where you go, do you feel good? They're like, what? I don't know. I don't know. I'm not even in that kind of mindset of like worried about my feelings or something like that. I'm grinding. What do you mean?

Do I feel good? What are you? Feelings are not part of the equation. Right. At all. Yeah, I'm worried about other people's feelings. Feeling rich. I'm feeling, exactly, accomplished. Yeah. Not rich in spirit. So you have this situation where these women they're getting all these women are still just like gender pay gap needs to be closed you're like you're getting all the jobs they're getting all the jobs literally and these are good paying jobs they're even getting the old jobs too there were a lot of jobs that were there were a lot of jobs that were uh service industry like a lot of bartenders yeah a lot of that stuff waitresses but if you but the amount of men's no tax on tips though no tax on tips convenient yeah what was the big like if you think about the biggest do jobs like that uh uh professional um um um

Professional sick detector. Sickness detector. Not a lot of those remaining. Nerly detector. Narly detector. You just go on the beach and you're like, narrowly detector. No, but even the trad jobs,

they still have them, right? Like all the influences that are trad wives. Yeah. You don't see any trad husbands. So they got to, they still have a, like all the robin tugs are still women. All the prostitutes are still women. But then also all the new jobs.

All the new jobs. But that's the thing. They'll complain about how bad the job market is for women. You're like, you're more higher enrolled in colleges and universities. And you can be a professional tradwife still. You can still be a professional tradwife. And you can't rich being a tradwife. And all these nurses, they're also influencers.

You forget about that part of it. Yeah, like they're showing up. They're practicing their dance moves. They're showing up with their ring light to the fucking ER. Nurse slash TikTok dancer. You know, with their tripod and they have a whole side gig of influencing on TikTok. Did you ever seen that recently where they had the graduation for nurses? Yeah.

And it looked like it was like a deaf jam comedy audience. It's just like they're all just like twerking in the thing. And it was just like my hatred's graduation. My hatred for influencers is growing to the point where I was walking by the other day. And there was this, uh, it's like not far from here. And there were these two, they must have been tourists maybe, but they were these two girls. And they were like set it with this guy. And they were setting up this whole photo for like just like a photo of them looking at like a pizza menu.

for their Instagram and you know when you people are taking photos and you have to walk in between the shot because it's like a public it's a public street no I made like the I don't know

I made a face of disgust and I made a noise because they all looked at me and I'm just like shit like you know when people cross over from having thoughts to talking in public yeah like I'm like getting there

okay because like this would have been just a thought of like fuck these people but I like I made some sort of noise because they were like and the face I made was like can't you give me impression of like I was just like like something like I don't remember exactly but I just know they looked at me weird like I was like I was disgusted by them Danny Polishug versus influencers influencer busters it kind of it was I was sickened it was sickened by them

you know there was it wasn't it wasn't long when we moved here yeah that was something that was like people wouldn't say I remember Sneko was the first guy that I ever met I remember I was talking to sneak out the stand and I remember him being like, oh yeah, I'm like an influencer and I remember being like, don't, don't say that. Right. I was like, come on, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like when they call themselves the fat queers, you know what I mean?

You're like, come on, don't say that about yourself. Like, I was like, you know. We use that as a negative term. Yeah, yeah, don't say that about yourself. And now, yeah, became like a, you know, almost a positive thing that people say that isn't that like the thing where every kid now, it's like, what do you want to be when you grow up and they're just like a YouTuber? right

influencer I actually do want to be a trad husband which is beat your wife family three towns over still work 60 hours a week

in construction traditional very traditional very traditional what does that mean long days rule with an iron fist super traditional

I'm like a trad husband what does that mean if dinner's not ready just leave it at that it's not going to be it's not going to be her favorite night they won't be I mean let's just say it will be

will be ready because she's not going to make that mistake again. Well, I'll just say this. It's good that she's a nurse because you can treat herself quickly. Trad husband. What does that mean? I scream at her a lot. Yes, correct. I'm mostly drunk all the time.

I'm drunk and I'm drunk and I'm really drunk and I fucking scream at my kids. Yeah, just pretty fucking hammered. Just carrying a belt around all the time. I'm always hammered to have a belt. I always take my belt off. Belt in your hand, pants around your ankles, just because the belt was actually doing some work there

and just hammered. Just a real menace. I'm a trad husband. I mean, I'm always smashed out of my mind. Yeah, that's another thing they've figured out that beating your kids isn't good.

Contrary to what Def Jam comedy will tell you. Don't believe everything you hear in a black comedy show. No, do not. So kicking the shit out of my kid made him more violent later in life? It turns out. Yeah.

Yeah. three family. So, okay. Fellas, huge announcement. I got Salt Lake City and San Diego back on the books. Go get those tickets now. They're already moving fast. Next weekend I'm in Tacoma. Then we got Los Angeles, Irvine, Phoenix, Edmonton, Calgary. Don't forget all these are selling out Providence also.

All these shows on my tour have been selling out. So do not forget to get your tickets at punchup. dot live slash Ryan Long. So you brought up the topic and it has been taken over the internet. I would say it's all I'm hearing about. And the mistrial and the Lindsay Clancy case happened. Shout out to the one

angry man. What a badass dude. Oh, dude. What I just actually watched the... There were three guys, 11 women. No, three guys, nine women. Three guys, nine women. And only one guy.

One guy was... He was just like... No, she's guilty, guilty. She's going to jail. And at one point, there was one thing the woman was describing, because the bitches did interviews, right? I saw it.

Oh, these jurors. they're famous. Yeah, NBC Boston. Dude, this is how crazy it is, these three women, and they're all, like, in their 60s, one's like a nurse. One of them was, like, a teacher or something. But anyways, they said that if she gets tried

again, that they'll be in the courtroom to support her. No, to support her. Oh, my God. The jurors actually flipped in that way. Yeah, they bought into it. See, it used to be always a thing where you'd be like, you know, being a

juror like, oh, jury duty, what a nightmare. Now, jury duty is like a lottery ticket where you might get rich. Like, do you know many of these jurors get book deals? Oh, yeah. Some of them are going to get paid off. Oh, I mean, you're definitely, especially with this whole, like, TikTok scene around this. Oh, forget about it. The collabs.

That collabs with a, ooh, a Lindsay Clancy juror. Dude, imagine, like, you, like, that Lindsay Clancy juror, if you get. Her schedule's booked up. Yeah, like, those TikTokers who are probably like, I'll pay you 10 G's if you're the first, if you come on my, like, TikTok live. Geez, she's getting a book deal and a movie deal. They're going to, it's going to be a good, good, uh, they get really invested. I watched the second part of the jinks, which by the way sucked.

Yeah, I mean, the first one was so good. I know. And, uh, that, you what did you watch it? I did. Years ago, it was terrible. Brutal. It was honestly. Most boring shit.

Cash grab. Straight cash grab. And by the way, six episodes. This thing could have been 45 minutes. Nothing happens. It's, I don't even remember what happened. All I remember. remember was that this sucks.

That stinks. Pointless. The only, but the, there's two points. One is it was interesting that it was funny that the juror

became his boy after and then the juror from his original trial that acquitted him ended up helping him escape the second time. Yeah, they somehow became friends.

He became friends with the juror, gave the juror 200 grand and the juror is the one helping him get disguised his stuff the next time he's so that's fucking does. And then the other part

is his voice is funny. Yeah. It's kind of the what's the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, Gaines. He kind of has Ed Gaines thing, really raspy. But, well, a little, but it also had the high pitch thing, where we kind of, like, ask me a question as, as, as the, as the, as the, as the, as the, you be the prosecutor. Uh, where were you on the night of March 11th, 1998? Why don't recall that? Like, it was kind of that high. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, I don't remember everything I was doing. He kind of, yeah, yeah, he's kind of, he's kind of trying to be funny. That first jinx, though, holy, that was so bad. They were erased how good the first jinx was, because this was so boring. I saw the where the studio is in New York I was like I want to go over there and have a word with them I honestly You want to march in there and be like The fuck was that boys

Go on Wasted my night That's crazy Episode one was okay Episode two I was fucking sleeping Yeah It's not good Not a good watch

So they're talking to the jurors The jurors are on a fucking podcast to her right now They did an exclusive interview Lasted over an hour Talked about the defense The prosecution Lengthy deliberations as well as confirming what observers have inferred, blah, blah, blah.

There was one holdout juror, which left them frustrated. They said he wouldn't listen to the rest of the panel. He went rogue. I always think that first of all, that's always funny to me that's like they do have to just go back and it's kind of like they have to democratically almost like. Yeah. But it's the system. So if you are someone that gets bullied, like you probably end up just going with the flits. It's almost like whoever is the loudest kind of like most biggest bully on the jury.

but then it goes, he admitted to having reasonable doubt, and I started filling out the forms. I was so excited, the four person said, forming the four person. I was so excited the four person said. If you kill your kids, you want a four person. You do not want a four man. You are super happy if you fucking did a number on your children

and then you hear it's a four person, yes. But the four person said, the one holdout for the juror, but I'm still not going to say that she was guilty by reason of insanity. So he was like, yeah, I'm just saying, maybe there was reasonable doubt. And then they all go, woo, we're in! And then he goes, but I'm still not giving her the instant.

And they go, ah, and then they're probably just want to, yeah, they're just like, we're sick of this. And that must be crazy when there's 11 of you on one side. Oh, I know. I'd like to talk to these two guys who fell under these women's spells. The other two, exactly. Well, the main guy, he was kind of, his deal was like, yeah, listen, she's crazy, but still going to jail. The other women are kind of, and the narrative that's taken the most hold, which is hilarious, is kind of, I mean, a lot of women kind of talking about, yeah, that's what it's like after you have a kid. Like, you don't know what postpartum depression's like. We have to go through it. It's like, they're kind of arguing like, I need to be locked in a cage. Essentially. Like they're kind of all out here being like, we're fucking, this is actually normal.

Yeah, the fact that I belong. Like the fact that any of us are even alive right now that our mothers didn't kill us, is. is incredible. It's like, yes, no, you should be allowed to kill your kid. Like, do you know, fucking, do you know what's going on in here? And we're all kind of like, I had an idea. Yeah. But you're, so it's almost like, in arguing this case, they're sort of, their whole pitch is like, we're fucking crazy, man. Crazy.

You know, and by the way, like four days a month, I probably should, I should be locked in a cave. I should be Hitler four days a month. Right after the fucking. The kids. I should never be outside of padded walls 200 days a year. And if I kill someone, that's on you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's like I don't feed the bear's situation. Like, you knew what I'm like and you didn't have me muzzled and leased. I mean, not unreasonable. You let me near the kitchen knives on one of my 200 days. It's really society's fault. If anything, you guys should be getting a ticket.

Yeah, I mean, this whole whole thing, thing. She's obviously crazy. Like I'm trying, I don't, I'm, how deep are you into like the details? Pretty deep. Pretty deep. Like, yeah, I don't know. Maybe because of the podcast. Basically because of the podcast. Like, like, I can kind of go either way. Like, I'm sure there's, can be a case. I understand what you're saying where you're like, she is crazy. She is like crazy, not just like fake crazy. But I don't. I mean, but I, I just think with, it's kind of like with all this. I do like that there was one guy who was just like, no, no, no, we're not letting you ladies get away with not being accountable. Because I do think that a lot of women kind of really glommed onto this thing and made this like their whole identity because they want the option of not being accountable for their actions. But I agree.

You know what I mean? Like they want to go, if you take that away from us, like if you take that away from her, you're taking that way from all of us. We're not going to also allow to believe loco. Right. Yeah. You know, we're not going to be able to do crazy shit like light the fucking bathtub on fire and then say them. This is the thing. This probably.

Going through something weird. At first, I'm sure there was people that are like actually insane. You're like, all this guy's fucking nuts. but probably like 90% of the insanity defenses. You're just like, yeah, that sucks that you're fucking insane, but you just killed a bunch of people. Yeah, well, you want to know something interesting, actually. This is a stat I looked up.

Women are in the United States 1.5. They get not guilty by reason of insanity 1.5 to 3 times more than men. Of course. Yeah. So, you know, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, what do you see here? A woman, I rest my case. But that's the thing.

They're more sympathetic. Well, I don't even know if it's sympathy because I think it... Because they don't call... When you see a guy that's crazy, sure, but when you see a guy that's crazy that's not sympathetic, they go, no, he's not crazy. He's disturbed, right? A woman gets crazy. How did Charles Manson not getting on guilty?

How is he not crazy? Yeah. But you go, anyone that kills all... You carve a swastick in your forehead. You're like, that's pretty crazy. You know, no, no, no, no, no. He's disturbed. He's disturbed.

No, no, he's just evil. He's evil. Yeah. So I think male craziness... What's the difference here? It gets referred to as evil. Kind of, but it like... What's the difference?

Like, Hitler, how is he not crazy? Yeah, but it really, like, actually comes out in the stats because I think it's like one percent of all cases are even... They try and do the not guilty by insanity. It's a shot in the dark. It's a shot... Yeah, exactly. It's so rare. But just the fact that, like, women just get it so much more than men successful.

Like, way more. Like, man, it's just, like, way harder to prove. They just go down or not or not. Do they bring out their, like, they're like, exactly. boyfriends and they're just like, what do you think? And you're like, yeah, pretty nuts. Yeah, I went on three dates with their diagnosis. Nuts.

I was expecting to come here one day. I'm not going to lie to you. It's fully expecting all of this. Pretty wacky women, yeah. Just bring out a parade of exes to be just like, yeah, fucking she's wacko. Told me she loved me in the first date. Fucking, yeah, psycho. Do you need anything else for me or?

yeah she's fucking psycho and her friends too i'll tell you all her friends should be on here too bitch mom her big mom is her mom here because she's fucking mom should also we need to be locked in cages 24 7 they make it seem like they're werewolves almost like they're sort of bleeding the where kind of

werewolf doctor jekyll mr hyde or something yeah wear woman We're a person. They are sort of pitching that where they're just like Yeah like I'd say 80 days a year like if the you know The astrological sounds are wrong Yeah

Lock me up throw away the key for my own good You think this dude's gonna be like on all fucking making the rounds On like the podcast rounds PC? The Peaclands? Yeah no no no no no no no the guy, the holdout. We need that's what we need.

We need the holdout juror. He has to make himself want to be public. He might take it very seriously though. He might not be a bro like that. Well, I mean, also, you are going to be getting the angriest women in America sending you non-stop death threats. Do you think he was, do you think he was saying things like nice try bitches? He was just there in a fucking no-maim shirt, just showing up to court.

You just like, really? really fighting this flower. Patrick Clancy's Innocent shirt. Yeah. Showing up in his, yeah, Chris Ben Woggear. So her lawyer is like a feminist icon now, which is hilarious.

If you saw there's a video and they, the lawyer, first of all, this guy's having his minutes of fame. These lawyers get really famous, right? Oh yeah, dude, even some of the jurors were like, he was so funny. They love the lawyer. Yeah, they were like the, he was so,

they're creaming over this guy. He was hilarious. Like, he would say stuff and I'd like burst out laughing in the jurors box. Yeah, they're creaming over this guy. And all they were kind of saying to him and they come up to him like TMZ style. And they're like, what do you think about the fact that you're a feminist icon now? And everyone's saying you're a feminist icon.

He goes, oh, that's a bit of a strange thing to say. He just likes him. Why would he be a feminist icon? Well, because he's like representing a woman, a crazy chick. A woman standing up for him. Would it be like a mental health icon? Like wouldn't this be like a mental health, like a crazy record? icon

crazy rights yeah yeah but that that is telling that women go this is actually feminism feminism is killing I'm getting away with it no no this is feminism actually

and go no no I think he's an advocate for mentally ill people do you think she Kaiser so is it at the end it gets out of the wheelchair and put the birds up to everyone just fucking wheelies out of there just

give a little spin walks straight out of it well he also said he did a plea to Trump that he wants uh he wants Trump to give her a pardon? I mean, the guy's up to enough wacky stuff. He might. Come on. Imagine T. Diddy comes out here and gives a fucking pardon to Lindsay Glantz? Honestly, if Massachusetts was a red state, he would consider it. There's no problem. How would that help? It wouldn't. But, well, if he thought that it would get him some votes.

Why would it, though? Because all these crazy ladies? You don't think most of the crazy ladies already hate him? That's what I'm saying. If he, if he was like, oh, you know what, all these crazy ladies will vote for vote uh republican i think you would even give it a thought so if okay if you go to the doctor and get all your crazy pills and the crazy pills make you more crazy which i even had a joke about that it is funny that like i have all these like crazy pills and the side effects are suicidal thoughts yeah umicidal thoughts sure so there's not nothing to be said about that but you're like well whatever the well what was the alternative i guess like how crazy were you have been not on the pills. Do you think they said they were using terminology like this? I hope so. When you went to get

your crazy pills. That's so funny. That is so funny saying women take their crazy pills. Oh yeah. A third of women are on crazy pills of some sort. Should be higher. Should be way higher. It should be 100%. Whether it's psych medication of some sort, depression, bipolar, something. You know? It should be. A third of women are. on crazy pills. I mean, if anything, we need better crazy pills. But how can they say that's not crazy pills? Then how can a guy that's on steroids not, for example, be like, yeah, I'm like, I was fucking crazy.

Again, this is the double standard that I'm talking about, where it's just, it's a harder thing for a band to prove. Yeah, because if a guy's juiced up and, like, beats the shit out of his wife, why can't he come in there and be like, I was fucking droid rage? I can't control it. I know, and you can't. They have no sympathy for men. But you go kill your kids and they go, Well, jurors give people a softer trial, period, yeah.

Yeah, and they go, maybe she was out of her mind. Well, that's always my funniest thing in the Canada, and I think New York had a bit of that, too, where they do the racial impact statement, where if you're black that you get a less one. Oh, yeah, yeah. But it's just like, me, that just feels so much more racist for the judge to be like, he's going to get less time.

It's like, well, he obviously can't help but steal. You're out. Like, it's like a white guy and black guy that we're both stealing, and you're like, Yeah, but you know better. Like, yeah, you can't help but steal this socioeconomic factors. Yeah, because of socioeconomic factors. Of course. Yeah, yeah.

But like, how is that not the same thing? Yeah, yeah. Like that is. I think it's one of those things you just go, hey man, that's what, games is a game. Well, no, on the guy's side, of course I would argue that. If there's a game to be played, there's a game, you try anything you can try. I don't know. Do they do that here? I know that's a, they did in New York.

I think they turned it back a bit, but New York was cooking with that for a little bit, where you could do the racial impact statements and be like, well, obviously I'm stealing. I'm like fucking black. Not because... Because of society. And I didn't steal a watermelon because I'm black. I stole it because I was hungry. Yeah, so they have...

But I think, I don't know if that changed in New York, but in Canada, they still have that. But it's mostly like the native stuff. Yeah, they had a black person in... I think, yeah, yeah, black people get it too. Of course, of course. But whatever, it always just feels like super more racist to me. You think like a Jewish person, like it's a pop for fraud?

And they go, they get like a fucking... Your Honor, look at my nose. Your Honor, come on. Look at my nose. What the fuck do you? think's going to happen? I was born this way. Oh, I'm just going to fucking give it to him at face value. Stop it. Stop it. Yeah, yeah, my Jewish impact. Yeah, Jewish impacts. Amen. Society turned me into this by stereotyping me as someone that scams and then led me down a path

of scamming. Yeah. So everyone's looking at me like I'm a scammer, so then I guess I'll do it. Did you see in California, they're trying to, so no, they just, no, they just, they just, all the censuses and all these different things by race, right? Yeah. And oftentimes they, when they do that, they're, like, kind of scammed. Like, you ever see when they show you all, like, the, like, a bunch of the white people and it's all just like a little bit about that? Oh, yeah, like all the prisons. But they want to do ad Jewish as a group. Yeah, yeah. So you have seen it? I saw something about that. Are people in your community talking about that? Uh, no, I saw it. My, my Twitter community is.

on Twitter But no I One of my communities One of my communities The Twitter community When my one community Doesn't love my other community No I saw something

Yeah So they just in the census They want to add Jews Which would be The worst thing That could possibly happen To Jewish people Yeah I don't think

The Jews would want that Buddy That's fucking game over Do you know how many times Like Do you know how many times People have looked at things where they go,

97% of bankers are white men, of course. Like, do you know what I mean? Like, why are all the, why are all Hollywood writers white men? It's like if you get, if Jews get their own separate category, they're going to be fucking cooked by the communists. Yeah.

Dude, it's going to literally go from like, hey, you're overrepresented by like, how much? Oh, I don't know, 9,000. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's probably a little bit.

And then they go, no, we actually got the exact statistics. It's so much worse than we thought. Yeah. Oh, white guys are actually the worst poorest group in America. White men are the poorest group in America. And Jewish men, you're like, well, I'm sure they're not that much higher than everyone.

You're like, oh, they are 8,000 times the median income. We're kind of bringing up the average. Yeah. Well, that's why I feel like that would be, if you think the Jewish groups would be, because I think it's like some Jewish people pushing for it. Well, yeah, because Jews want to be, I'm sure some Jews are like, no, no, no, we would like to be minorities again, please, and get all the benefits that entails. No, you're so right. Yeah, that's what it is.

And no one's telling them like, what are you doing? Shut up, your white passing. Just take it. I promise you you don't want to do this. They're going to start poking around to what your numbers are. Yeah. Real estate ownership, all sorts of. It just feels like some, yeah, yeah, what percentage of the landlord?

It feels like someone in the community needs to be like, the fuck are you doing? Yeah, yeah. Just let people say free Palestine. It's not that big of a deal. Okay. Let McElmore say what he wants, all right? Yes, we would like our own group,

and we want to know what percentage of us or Hollywood writers. Yeah, so I saw that, and I was just like, that's the worst move they could possibly do. Yeah, I agree. I'd be fighting that if I was a... You thought it was hard when they started saying your group's over representative? of wait till it's that group.

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see calshy.com slash regulatory. Anyways, they have this the this like a ton of videos of like women flipping out because she's going to have to go to trial again and there's a woman just like ball. More content though.

Honestly, I don't buy it. I don't buy that they're unhappy either. They're kind of like, yes. It's like some nerd being like, I can't believe they're coming out with Star Wars 2. How dare they? I agree. Nah, not buying it.

No, you're a happy camper. You love it. Yeah. But she's balling her eyes out being like, because apparently Patrick Clancy got rid of the stuffed animals and she's crying. And she goes, and she just wanted the stuffed animals so she could have her kids stuffed animals

and Patrick got rid of the abinghamgimals. And it was like, this bitch killed them. Yeah, she killed them. And she's going to, at very least, the fucking loony bin. They'll have new stuffed animals in the loony bin. Yeah, she's going to have her, I think this lady's going to have her own stuffed animal, the loony bin. Yeah, and that's the thing. She's been, I didn't realize this.

So she's been held at the loony bin. She's been at the bin. She's been at the bin since 2023. That's where they sent her back. That's where they sent her back to. That's where they sent her back to. So it's not so bad. I guess what they're like, here's the thing is if, I don't know, I don't know, I don't

what they're, what do they say about her current mental state? Like, when she goes to court, like, does she know what's going on? Yeah, they're saying she's not nuts now. Oh, she's not nuts now. It's not one of her 200 days a year. Ah, gotcha. So, the moon's not in the wrong spot yet. Yeah. Had to finish the trial before the morning moon hits retrograde.

Or she gets out of the wheelchair. I thought her legs were broken. Yeah, so I guess that's a bad, not a bad deal for her. Obviously, she killed her fucking kids, but you don't want to be in jail with the wheelchair anyway. She's not in jail. She's in a loony bin. I'm saying you don't want to be in jail with the wheelchair. not fun yeah oz yeah of course i was thinking the guy with the braids of course the guy went on to be in

everything too man everything he's like in everyone order he's been in everything he was also in lost yeah he was in lost wasn't he in uh what's the biggest black crime show baltimore one wire oh the wire uh i don't know he was a cop i think i don't think he was in the wire oh maybe wrong about that he was in everything though uh he didn't law yeah it was well i was laughing sort of that uh the just the idea that like when you're when you go to jail as a man like you you basically have to choose between guys are going to rape you or you become racist. Like you either have to join the area and so you have to

choose between gay and racist. What an easy job. What an easy decision right there. Right. Gay. Of course. Right. But it is just funny that you go there and you have to choose between gay and racist. It's like first matter. It's like first matter of business by the way. Oh, like immediately. Like first day in. They look at your thing. Like what do you think in gay or

racist? Is there a third option? Nope. No, I'm feeling kind of racist at you. We're going to need your answer now. Yeah, I actually kind of thinking, all of a sudden, I'm feeling to keep the bloodline here. Yeah, yeah, you know, I was just kind of thinking I was just going to come here, just do my time, kind of work out. It's gay or racist. It's just you can once, once you figure out, we'll assign you a spotter based on gay or racist.

It's the worst punishment of all. They sentence you to have to be racist. But yeah, those are your choices, gay racist. so those were sort of funny videos that were going on there was like five of those and then yeah they had the jurors are on a whole big

the jurors are on a press tour and then so it's been catching on the way that suicide has and some people so you can tell me killing your kids is contagious well is this always been going on or have women always been killing their kids

well they've been posting they've been posting stats that like the numbers have been going up. Really? Yeah. Johnny, can you look that up? Has there been increasing? I mean women killing their kids? What's the specific terms? It's not, is it infanticide? I should have looked that up before the pod, but. Is it infanticide? No. That's when killing a baby. Someone posted like in the last month, there's been like 15 of these. That's a lot. That's what I'm saying, man. Like globally or in the

US? I think this was just US shit. I don't like it. So here's one. Mother allegedly invested in Lindsay Clancy trial charged with murdering two-year-old child. She's like a copycat. Yeah, this was in Illinois. I said she was the kid was a demon. It's like your two-year-old was a fucking demon? Women have been putting up like school shooter numbers. Kind of.

They figured out how to do a school. And there's nothing, there's literally nothing that you can do about it. That's like the almost most insidious thing is, is you're like, it would be like if the school shooters were the teachers. And you're like, you know what you're like, you're like, how do we stop this? These are the people who we've, like, decided we'll be taking care of these cases. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This year there was 40 school shootings, and it was all done by the...

All by the teachers. And you're like, okay, that's... This is way worse. I don't know how we're supposed to deal with this. Yeah, because... And it's kind of, Johnny, did we get a stat on that? I can't find any concrete statistics, but it does seem like there was so... There's a lot of them.

Someone posted there was like... They posted, like, the articles of all the things. I mean, we have the one that's directly, they're saying she was, like, into the trial. Oh, yeah. yeah we'll see how many more we get maybe that maybe that that one holdout juror might have like legitimately saved some kids

lives or the opposite well yeah maybe so I guess yeah it depends how crazy they are if they I would say on a scale of they're sitting more like yeah I don't know

I don't know what we're meant to do about this though it's funny like women that had shirts we are all Clancy and dude, they're just like, yeah, we've been saying that. I mean, a good shirt to wear. They're all Lindsay Clancy. They're all Lindsay. They're all Lindsay Clancy.

Will those actual shirts? The women that were at the one. I don't know if it was like they all had them as much as one had one. That's a good shirt. Or a poster or something. One person had one of those. It's a good shirt to wear to a wedding. You're just at your closet.

choose in between we are all Charlie Clark and we're all Lindsay Glancy. Who are we thinking about pissing off today? But it's interesting because we're talking about the trad stuff and the women's numbers going up with unhappiness going down. And a lot of what we would say, I used to always think, okay, so I might say my point before my analogy, my point is that we've, a lot of people have been like, you know, one of the problems is you have these women that don't have kids and they kind of end up, you know, trying to be mothers to people on the internet.

Yeah. And they kind of find this like ways to be mature. And that's digital cat ladies. And they sort of end up nuts. And then so a lot of people have kind of made the point that like it's unhealthy and women end up unhappy when they don't have kids. And this is sort of going the other way where it's like, well, that's not working either. Yeah.

I mean, look, I'm sure historically there was always been some tiny percentage of mothers who kill their kids. I'm saying the percentages aren't that time That's what yeah Like if the percentage is increasing That's uh But with the green point puncher That was all like you could tell it was

Like there'd be You know what I said that there was You know there was the New York puncher And there's all there was all these like areas of New York That had these like guys that were Yeah there was a car was doing a show once St. Marks and this girl's comic Where she's like that guy punched me

And like a woman got punched by him Yeah she was like you punch him And in all the chat groups and stuff It was like women who have kids being like, yeah, we need to get rid of this guy and women who don't have kids being like, is he okay? Like, maybe we can buy him boxing gloves.

You know, just like trying to solve it with every solution other than calling the cop. I mean, I think we have a decent, yeah, I think we have a decent system, the legal system, in terms of dealing with this stuff. Right, but they were like it's just, it's the classic female

urge to just insert yourself into something that's not your fucking business. Right, but it's less of a female urge if you have your own family and your own problems, right? But then we give them the families and then they're killing that. See, that's just where I'm saying. It's a cycle.

Yeah, real, real, real pickle here. They're unhappy because they're not families. You give them the families. They kill the families. And they're back to unhappy because they're not families. Right, right. Yeah, yeah. And then they're back on the internet.

You go, well, you wouldn't be on the internet right now if you didn't kill your fucking kids. It's like, well, I had to. They were demons. Damn if you do, damn if you don't. Exactly. So they can't live with that. So they're unhappy without the kids.

And then when they have them, they kill them. It's a vicious cycle, ladies gentlemen. Then, you know, these are the tough issues that we're trying to tackle here on the boys' cast. I was thinking with women that freeze their eggs. If you were a terrorist, that would be, like, a pretty good hit. Like, if you were trying to do a terrorist attack. Oh, you just do like a hospital?

Like an IVF clinic? Do a, like, a storage unit for the eggs. Where do they put the eggs? they're in like special freezers I think I don't like just like the doctor keeping is about his house no just behind the bread the doctor's freezer yeah just behind the old steaks but like I think you have to pay you have to pay money to keep him somewhere for like a year yeah yeah yeah you I don't know they're like cryogenically frozen storage storage storage wall Disney's head wherever that is wherever Walt Disney's head is but like can you imagine we talk about like releasing the group chats

yeah but like in that vein imagine you nuke to play that had like, you know, a hundred thousand women's, like, last chance to have children. Like, if you were, like, you know, of, uh,

ISIS or something like that. Like, that would be, or that would be like, I mean, a real damaging, not to tell you how to do terrorism, but I don't know if you need to nuke the place.

You just unplug it. Put a heater in there. Just like, yeah, just like literally, fucking find the thermostat. Do you think anyone ever trips on the cord and they all thought? Yeah,

yeah, they all just, I mean, there are a bunch of, them where I don't know. They got to have a backup generator. Where they have like IVF clinics. Like there's been a few in the U.S.

I think in the last like year or something. Maybe they keep them in two places. Maybe they have that. We're like, if you have like two eggs, maybe they keep one in a way. They're not doing that. No, they should. No.

But they've had like a few cases in the U.S. where someone has a big kid and they're just like, this is not my kid. Like they have it through IVF and then they mix up the eggs. They have a lot of scenarios. There was the one we were talking about where people go to the sperm banks and it'll be like two lesbians. And then they get like a black kid.

Mm-hmm. And then they have to like be mad about it, but in a politically correct way. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, it's just, no, it's just not. It's just not. It's nothing to do with race. It's just not ours.

The one you said. Yes. I'm like, nothing wrong with, it's just we did pick out of a book who the father would be. I think there was one. I think this is this year somewhere in Florida, I think, where it was a ginger family and an Indian family. and so then the indian got the indians indian got the ginger yeah

and then i think because i don't know how this makes sense but they raised the kid for some period of time and they were always like there's something's off here but they were like maybe you like you know the kid changes like how a dog like his hair color changes eventually and then they were like you know what let's go look into this but i think they kept the original kids i don't think they swapped them back

how how would really because i think they're like you know what i carried this kid like as far as i'm carried it i'm As far as I'm concerned, this is my kid and just weird that they're like, but biologically they're not their kid. That's bizarre. Bizarro. So the ginger and Indian family, they ever, like, ran into each other and they're like, nah.

Crazy life. You want them? Nah, just like that. Right. But do you not agree that my terrorist thing, like, if you were a terrorist, if you went to, like, a country and you bond their, like, with their egg supply, that would just be, like, that would do, like, crazy damage. Or you could just get on TikTok and convince all these women that actually having kids is worse.

Oh, I'm sure they're doing that too. They're bot campaigns. You kind of get them at the source. Just let them age out. Get them to kill their own eggs. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Just let the eggs expire. Well, listen, there's obviously something going on and it's these, you know, to think the nerve of these bloggers and blogger adjacent people that have been for years writing all the problems of like, you know,

men are getting radically on the internet and you're just like, you guys keep killing kids. Yeah. I mean, men kill their kids sometimes too. They do a little A little cleaner job. Johnny, can we get a stat on what percentage of men?

What was the Netflix? Men are more into killing other people's kids. Yeah, well, they kill other people's kids. Remember there was that Netflix one where the guy he put the kids in like the tower or something, like the water tower? Listen, there's guys killing kids. Hey, man, kids are difficult.

But they're... Kids are difficult to, raise. Sometimes you just are like, hey, I've had enough. They break you, man. Wild when they don't kill them. They break you. And you are, there is one, like, thing that I will concede where, you know, it's like you are crazy sleep deprived. Yeah. So it can kind of push you over the edge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And this is all for the kid listeners. Just so you. Be a little more reasonable. If you're a kid, listen to your dad, man. Yeah. Oh, dude, if I had kids right now, I'd be fucking, we'd be

watching Lindsay Clancy trial nonstop. You go see? And you go, she's crazy. He goes, your mother, she seems saying to you? See, she cries all the time? See? This could be you. It's going to be her, and then you're not you anymore, so. Well, I think a big part of it was the, the, it's all, the downfall of the TikTok generation, which I think I've been somewhat vindicated that I've, because I've said all the platforms,

obviously social media is bad and algorithms are bad for people, but I've put the, the brunt generally on TikTok. Because I always said TikTok was the Chinnification. Yeah. And so TikTok has been more of the breeding ground. Even like the blogs and all that stuff, like I put most of it on TikTok. I think even the stuff that seeps into other platforms that I consider like to be the most negative, all originated from TikTok. That's been my opinion and I think that's true.

I agree with that. And all the normalizing stuff, for example. Stealing. Well, I always thought that was kind of the, you know, my point that I used to make it was the, yeah, normalizing stealing, sure, but normalizing the like, it'll be a woman with. like a face tattoos and she's like, I got a bunch of face tattoos and then it was like, why it's, why should I be looked at weird? Because I have face tattoos and you're like, it should be normal. Why can't I get a job? Yeah, so I'm like making things that aren't normal and they have to be normal. And then it's like, so nothing can be considered not normal, right? That was a big part of it.

Yeah. And therapy, they did that with, right? Crazy pills they did that with. They actually normal to take crazy pills. And then once they said it's normal and take crazy pills, everyone's on crazy pills and crazy pills sometimes make you more crazy. We should do a national experiment, I think. We're all, no ladies can take crazy pills for one year. Just year. Just one year where we go straight through the supply chain and we just kind of. No more crazy pills per year. Hit the stop button on the, like on the machine that makes them and just take a year off and just see what happens.

Yeah, we go cold turkey and then maybe we go like, you know what? A little bit of child killing is acceptable. It's a price we're willing to pay. Because you are right. It is very possible that if we said like, hey, no more crazy pills. And then you go, fucking, believe it or not, women have been less crazy since we took away their crazy pills. it's worth trying maybe we should go start sabotaging some pharmaceutical companies but here you know what everybody just if you if you're significant other takes crazy pills

just replace them uh with like sugar pills placebo and let's see here's the interesting part of the cast experiment yeah and again i think i might have made a version of this point but it's like whenever you see a dude that's like if i get you hear a guy like murdered a woman and kept her in his cage you go everyone across the board goes psychopath uh jail for life yeah No question. They're like, nobody's like, that guy needs help. Yeah, the weird part of this is that there's the other side of it, you know? And that's what sort of, that there's like, I mean, I guess there's always a couple crazies that would be like, I'm in love with them.

Yeah, it's not like guys never get a reasonable insanity. I feel it's more guys get that for like, this guy threw a handful of shit at a cop. Yeah, yeah. You know, it's less for like murder and more for like weird, wacky shit. But some of the, the other normalizing stuff would be an example. Like they, you've even heard like women will do articles and it'll be just like, like I'll never want to go on a date with a man that's not on therapy. Like every man should be on therapy, right?

And you're just like, yeah, some people, but like, there's like, it's kind of it's kind of, it's like the equivalent of someone going to Alcoholics Anonymous and just being like, every person needs to be on this. You're like, no, I can actually have drinks. Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I'm actually fun. Yeah, this place is a buzzkill. Right.

So that was like a start of it. And then the strong woman content that was just them being rude. that was another part of the downfall where they had content where it was just like oh I went to my I went to my husband's Disagreable content Strong women content's just disagreeable content

They've invented a version of a strong woman That you're just rude You're just rude and disagreeable You know this is not a great person to hang out with Because I kind of had a version of that where I go If like there was the women that'll be like A big part of strong women content is I was kind of like with my boyfriend's friends

or with my husband's parents, and they started talking about how they like Trump, so I told them to fuck off and I walked out and got in the car, and I'm like, if I was ever with a woman I was with parents,

and her mom brought her political views and I told her to go fuck herself. I'll tell you, that would be the quietest car ride home that I've ever had, and I'll tell you what I definitely wouldn't be doing, making a TikTok about how I'm right. Can you believe fucking...

Yeah, that doesn't work so well for guys. But that's what I mean, but that was the strong woman content, kind of getting them hyped up. Like, I'm, right. You went to a family function and started a fight with your fucking husband's dad and your...

I mean, look, you got all the jobs last month, ladies. You won. Nothing to fight for anymore. You have so many jobs. Yeah, like, what are you going to fight for anymore? Can we all just get along? Can we all just stop being so disagreeable? Yeah.

It's a utopia that I envision. You know, agreeable women. Do you think this is Gen Z? or millennials are worse in this category. Millennials. There's been a big topic of like, you know, people saying that like, oh, Gen Z is unemployable and they do all these studies where they go, this is the things that Gen Z want,

this is the thing that employers want. And it's like a word bad matchup. Yeah. It seems to me like sometimes Gen Z is like, yeah, has a bit of a less of the like millennials stink because they kind of grew up in a different era. Different era. No, I think this. Or not maybe not grew up in a different era.

Like we're in like entering the workforce in a different way. I mean, you see like the women who supported Lindsay. Clancy, they seem a little older. Like, obviously there's some younger ones there, but... Seems more of a millennial thing. Yeah, it does seem like an older thing. I don't know what the explanation would be, though. Well, I think the...

I don't know why. Like, maybe... Millennial women aren't afraid to be cringe. Gen Zee's afraid to do anything, right? So there's a part of, like, Gen Z's like, they're not as, like, out there being like, I need to be heard, it feels like. So maybe there's that.

Yeah. There's like a sort of feminism empowerment that, like, really rocked millennial women more. You know, if you're a Gen Z woman, you probably haven't been an adult. There's been like really no unequal footing for any part of your adult life. Whereas like a millennial woman, you're like, no, I remember when I was 20 and sexual harassment was fine. You know? I don't know. When I was 20, it was not fine. But they have more of what world they've convinced you existed. But they have like more of like a chip on their shoulder about that. Like yeah, maybe even not even like full on. You back in my day, you used to be able to

fuck a movie producer for a role. Kind of. And like, you know, maybe it's like inappropriate jokes at work were okay back in, you know, my 20s. Now, no one makes any jokes. Now, the way it should be. Nothing's funny ever anymore. The way it should be. The way it should be.

So now let's back up a bit. Because, you know, we sometimes go too far one way and I just want to, there's some dudes out there that need to be held accountable and be put in check. Actually, this isn't one of them. I actually take back sort of my premise of this because a guy tried

to get a dick enlargement in Thailand and he died again. Yeah. This is the second guy. And both of them rich too. There's more than two that died. Well, well, but you're the one you have the joke about the guy. Aloud Laniandro. That guy and this guy and they're both rich. I mean, I'm

sure someone has said this. Guys, if you have a big piece on you, just know that money can't even buy it. There's just something's money can't buy. And you have to think that it's funny that like going to fuck lady boys in Thailand's the second most embarrassing thing you can be there for? Hey, they do good,

good cosmetic surgery in Thailand. What are you in Thailand for? Having sex with lady boys. With questionable women. That's it. Prostitians. That's right. That's the ticket.

But do you think it's possible? So yeah, a lot of these guys go to Thailand because they're cheaper there to get the, and I think that one of, I don't know if this is true, this is just my speculation, but is it possible that Thailand is like, pretty high up in the hog department because they have so much trans people yeah yeah they're they

do are so they're like big in the hog modification they're like hog mods yeah i think they're number one for the uh hog modding yeah female the male like that that stuff dick building yeah by the way is is there any like chance is there any chance that if you're a man and you die from a penis enlargement surgery that whoever went with you could just maybe say it was something else couldn't agree more couldn't agree more do you have to be honest about that fact so he didn't die there

he came back and then he got a blood clot blood clot you think that's what happened is the dick was so big it made him Jamaican but it's just there's a black guy too

blood clot I know you know he's just in fucking wherever he is right now being like you had to tell them like with his chick it kind of got it for you why does this have to be a news story

Well, it could be man, because he's famous, I guess he's like, he's like, how would anyone know he died unless they told them? Well, I'm sure all the people are like what happened to my Instagram guy follow and be like, blood clot. He passed away in his sleep. Or just say he died of a blood clot. How do you get the blood clot? None of your fucking business. Pretty nosy. Yeah, exactly. Nosey. It happens. Now this guy's like literally the forever, the guy who died from the dick surgery. Same with the Ehud Lani-Andra. It's like, why did it? That's a tough name and you fucking know it.

How does every person have to know about this? It's bizarre. I don't know. I don't know. Is it first I thought that as well? Are they, is this like cautionary? Are they go, hey, everybody just so you know, like there's dangers to... No, I think it's a salacious story

and then it gets out and everyone goes crazy with it. Like a semi... First of all, he's not that famous. He's like a... Yeah, he's like a TikTok guy. Yeah, he has like a couple hundred thousand followers and all his posts are kind of just like... Rich guy stuff.

It's kind of like my life's a movie stuff. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it's all like him and... Your life's a fucking horror movie now. I have a dick enlargement. In Thailand. Is it possible that there was like an Asian doctor and he made the dick too big and he goes,

I can't let that out on the streets of Thailand? I think so. He goes, I can't let this beast out on the streets. He's going to ruin all the women. He says, I'm too powerful. It's too good. I can't. Just God, there's some, like this is the worst part of this culture is just nothing's private anymore.

Yeah, I know. Yeah, I feel so bad. bad for this guy posthumously? Yeah, like, just come on. Yeah, his profiles like popping champagne, stuff like that. I don't know what he does. There's what he's selling, but something.

Yeah. But he's a black guy. He's having a big dick. Well, that's the thing, though. He was black guy with a small dick. And that's, you feel for him, too. Of course you feel for him. The cultural pressures.

A hundred percent cultural pressure. You know what I mean? You're just, like, having a regular size piece. And that's the thing. We're talking about this. We don't know. He had a micro. He probably had just regular.

It's, we don't know. We don't know. So a big part of what they do is they get these injections on the side. Apparently gay dudes are all about it. About the... JJ and Che are in that world, so they know people that get them. I've got like the making them bigger. It's allegedly coming more common.

These guys just get like some acid or something. It's like how girls get filler in their face. Yeah, it's like it in your dick. Yeah. I mean, I will say if you ever consider this stuff, do not cheap out. This is not a thing to cheap out on. this is you want to go to the best of the best I'm saying a lot of these guys did go to the best of the best

though you just said yourself that the Thailand guys are the best of the best I guess that's true yeah I mean I mean I'm talking more like go fucking fucking park avenue some guy I will if I was doing a fucking risky surgery I wouldn't believe in the country because that's the thing there's tons of chicks you you it's a you try to save a buck in Thailand you're right common thing where chicks will go to like Dominican Republic to get BBLs and then they die yeah it's cement in your ass Yeah, exactly. So I get that it's not a...

Procedure in evolving the injection of 40 millimeters of hydrolyonic acid and lichocaine, lidocane, lidocane, lydocaine. Lydocaine. Lydocaine. Lydicane. A eminquest in London was told last month, so we went to London after. But yeah, I couldn't agree more. You hit the nail on the head that why do they have to tell everybody?

Yeah, just can't a man die from a dick enlargement in peace? Because they have to put it out there, then we have to talk about it. Yeah, it's just, you know, I don't like it. I guess it's okay for a cautionary tale, though. I suppose. But, you know, any cosmetic surgery, anytime you get put under for anything that's not risk for, they probably didn't even have to be put under. I hope you get put under, man.

I'd hate to be fucking sitting there while the guys injection. Well, they'd probably give you something, but I would think you're not getting, like, the full. Do you think any of the dick doctors are gay? Yeah. Like, and he's kind of like in there being like, you know. Don't you think you'd want a gay one? No. They'd be like,

you give you a fucking nice one. I don't want a gay guy touching my dick. Well, that's, I know. That's, that's the kind of. I want two reluctant people. I want them to be gagging the old time.

Yeah. To be doing the injection. Pause, pause, pause. Pause. I definitely wanted to be like, yo, yo,

yeah. Yeah, I don't want a guy that's like, yes, please. Yeah. Bring that puppy. Feel like that.

Bring that puppy over here. You would have like that? I wouldn't make it. Well, I wouldn't like it. I feel like it. I feel like it. I feel like you definitely, then you'd be hard, and then they can't do it with your heart.

I feel like they do better work. Would you like that if the doctor was hired under his schmock? Ah, schmock. Schmock? Um, no. No, I would know. I don't think I want a doctor in a smock. You don't need any like scrubs or anything?

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Just a quick reminder that we at the boys cast do an extra bonus episode every single week at patreon.com slash the boyscast. After we're done here, head over, hang out with us, patreon.com slash the boyscast. let's talk about this socialism conference that was so funny oh it's good stuff okay so i mean this is this is gonna be who's ruling us soon so yeah yeah it's these are gonna be your by the way gonna be great for comedy all these people i have always people are like oh aren't you worried about this i go no i'm kind awesome for comedy he's gonna destroy society bad for society great so they had this socialism conference in chicago and they had them few other places um this dyke ds a shit this is the point

of privilege stuff point of privilege yeah And it's such a funny dichotomy because all the socialists like that, um, that like all of the stuff is like revolutionary like Che Guevara stuff. And it's all just like fat non-binary people. Yep. That are talking about like safe spaces and all this bullshit. So it's, it's kind of like there is probably a few holdouts from the old age that are kind of like, yeah. Revolution. Kill the landlords.

And everyone's like, oh, don't use the K word. Or the L word. Yeah, yeah, these are the opposite of like a Cuban revolution Yeah, yeah, like the dudes who were just like into unions But that's what I'm saying you yeah, yeah, there's one like old union guy there There's like with a fucking tool belt on The union yeah, there's a couple old school like yeah yeah fucking electrician union man standing there And but this is why you everyone's in masks like one grand platinum

Yeah, yeah, but like everybody's in COVID masks Everyone's still wearing masks By the way, this is why you can see like A guy like mom dummy is like so cool for these people. Oh, yeah. Like, he used to be a rapper. You're like, they're probably like, that guy's the coolest man alive. Basically, he's got so much Riz.

He has so much Riz compared to your average person in these things, right? All the things. And it's mostly chicks who are, you know, kind of like chicks that are like, oh, I'm not a chick, but. Yeah. They were at some point. They'll be again at some point. Because I'm no stranger to call me bitches. You know what I'm saying? You know, we went to the Nest. Me and Danny went to university at the Nest, Kwealth University.

Right. Yeah, there were a lot of them. Oh, I was tearing through, commie bingles. Really, really living of those socialist ideals. A little dick for everybody. It was just a, it was just a different type, though. It was more, this was the more granola, like, leftiffs. Yeah, it was a little more.

You're right, they're probably, like, full-on fucking conspiracy nuts now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is more like the piece-knick kind of. You're right. We are, but there was still some of the, like, you know, it was like, the chase a mix of the angry ones like they weren't angry well i feel like yeah but like not like the anger that they have now some of the shay gavarra shirt wearing ones were a little angry yeah but you're right

like their big protest was like you know a little little leg hair a little arm piss no i wasn't tearing but i'm saying yeah but they're just i'm saying like that was i was tearing through some dreadlocks though some dreadlocks oh yeah with the beads on i kind of like the dread lock look you don't like that that's in this in the right Dirty. So, you ever see those videos where, like, some guy, I guess it's like Dreadlocks fucking cleaned for the, and they're, yeah, there are bugs in them. Literally there's bugs in them.

Yeah, but Dreadlocks on a hot chick I find is kind of cool sometimes. I mean, now am I. Yeah, but the main thing, yeah, like, her fucking 18 at the time. Dreadlocks on a hot chick, main thing being she's hot regardless of her haircut. Yeah, but I think I, I think I'm not taking points off. I think it was, I thought it was cool. You thought it was cool. Yeah, I thought I didn't mind it.

It is gross to touch. Yeah. I didn't mind it. I think I'll maybe touch a dreadlock once. I'll touch many. Many. Gay or racist, dude. You chose racist.

Let's just say. I do it for my black brothers who are experiencing this. Whenever there's a white guy with dreadlocks, I go, ooh, can I touch your hair? Yeah, yeah, yeah. New metal, baseball. players. But when we were there,

it was a different breed. Like, the communist like I came up. It's not your grandmother's communist anymore. My grandmother's communists were real ones. But these got, the communists at the time, they weren't really like in fucking like mobility

scooters. It wasn't the same type of person. No, yeah, it wasn't that type of person. It was, uh, yeah, it was just, it was like the early 2000s. Like, they're close to, yeah, they weren't even like full on commies. They're more just like regular socialists. I don't even think they got that far left yet.

Yeah, I don't know. But they were into the revolution and stuff. The books. The books, yeah. And whatnot. We used to always joke about that. We fucking, we'd always say that when someone took one down, it'd be like, he marks and angled them.

I remember specifically that coin. That coming out, like, oh, he's fucking marks and angling, eh? Angles. Fucking angles is coming up tonight. anyways it's a different breed and they did this conference

and they filmed it so people are releasing the videos and every video is like funnier than the next I'll play one here so this is there's like a guy and he's like

pretty big boy and he's got the mask on the whole deal yep um and he asks is required so this was a talk hold on I wrote the name of the talk and the talk was on

health fascism body politics in the anti-state state state. There's a perfect example. I've never, none of the people that I knew that were like super into communism and shit like that ever we're talking about how it's good to be fat. Like that's like one of... Fat genocide.

That's one hundred percent new shit. Yeah. No, what I'm saying? No, they're all like, yeah, we're all going to be thin once we run out of food, once we destroy the supply chain. Exactly. Yeah. Oh, boy, hold on.

Oh, it's trying to make me log in, sorry. I got it here if you want. You got the fat one, play that one first, yeah. The political deployment of GOP-1s is fascistic, not because individuals take them, but because the conditions under which they become necessary are shaped by a world fixated on genociding fat people. This is a structural critique that asks,

what happens when the conditions produced by capitalism, by public health, by the state apparatus, and by anti-black desire, a line around a single bodily ideal that leaves little to no room for divergence and punishes anybody that does. Whereas earlier diet drugs were often associated with vanity or addiction,

GOP ones are positioned as responsible medicine, promising relief rather than restraint. But to understand why the deployment of GOP ones is fascistic requires turning to Franz Fanon's account of black flesh under colonial surveillance. Black flesh. The political deployment of GOP ones is fascistic. Oh, so let's just,

good stuff. Set a lot there. I'm not really sure what he's getting at. Well, it's, or she. It sort of does a flip, though, right? Because it's like he comes at you and he's like,

that's the problem with capitalism and, you know, the system that we're all living in that is holding down the little man, which is why we should be eating McDonald's. And you're like, you're like, what was the conclusion there? You go,

the conclusions were that we should be gross. That's the thing. I was like, I watched it. He said tons of buzzwords. I don't really understand. what he's saying. I said Ozmpics of fat genocide.

Yeah, he's just like Ozempics of fat genocide. But I do think there's an element here where all these people were kind of told that they have to do all this schooling and like that's the way to... Do you think they're all just like, this is... I'm trying to get my grades up here. Not trying to get their grades up, but they were kind of just given all these useless skills in their, you know, sociology masters and PhDs and stuff. Well, yeah.

And this is how they're... Definitely a useless skill to... be able to justify why it's been going to be fat. Yeah, but you know what, that's what I'm saying. And so this is just they, you know, they have a good vocabulary and like, nobody's forcing you to take GLP ones. Like, where's the fascism element? I don't understand.

Right. Like when they put it in the water supply, let's go have a chat or something. Good point. But like nobody's, I don't get it. Not only are they not forcing you. It's not cheap. Yeah, the opposite of forcing you. Yeah, the opposite of forcing you.

What? It's a trend. It's a, yeah, whatever, whatever it is. you're like they're not forcing you what is this genocide like well if you think about it liberal with the use of the word genocide you want to talk about uh that the fat that's ozambic's a fat genocide you go well most people that are fat die from being fat too so being fat's a fat genocide and ozempic is actually preventing a fat genocide but it also is a catch 22 because the only way to prevent a fat genocide is you have to stop being fat is with a fat genocide

with a fat genocide fighting fire with fire here would you ever have the gun guts to do that if like if your wife ever came home and you're like you know you were hung over you were just hoping to get some pizza and she was like all right I got the meal and we're doing something healthy today and you call the cops and be like my wife's trying to genocide yeah I'm getting fat genocide in here can you send some people over please my wife is currently attempting to fat genocide me what specifically didn't crust be cops on one phone delivery on the other okay you hold on a second yeah can we get a four extra large pies Hi.

Yeah, yeah, same place as I was. I believe. I'm being fat genocided. She brought me the saltines with low, low, fat salteens. Yeah, I'll meet you off front. I don't want the doorman to see either. Yeah. Off the book.

Can we get this one off the books? Straight cat. Brings your pizza in a paper bag. Can you meet me at the side door. I don't want any of the neighbors to see I'm getting pizza again. If this isn't fat genocide, what is? You go, The cops I'd like to report a fat genocide.

What is it? Brussels sprouts on my plate. No, I was just like, I ordered four pizzas. One of the slices had a piece of onion on it. I think I'm being genocide. I mean,

the notion of a fat genocide is so stupid because say that there was an intent to fat genocide people. It's a genocide fat people. You go, so logically you're like, we're putting them in camps. We're putting them in fat camps

to genocide. them. Yeah. But then eventually they would not be fat anymore. Yeah, that's what happens. That's what I'm saying. So then eventually they... But then that's the genocide. Well, I guess from a more normal genocide terms, like, if you're trying to go all the way, but then you'd be like, we're genociding them. Then they get not fat. I go. I guess they can go. I guess you can go. Yeah. I guess you can leave. I kind of didn't really, I thought it would go from just fat to dead. Yeah, we didn't think this through. Yeah, we didn't think this through. It's just the thing you go from fat to death. You understand me. If I'm saying, if you wanted a fat genocide, a fat person, you convince him to do muck bangs and they'll be dead in a Exactly. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, it's just like stop, hey, you need a rascal scooter. Always. Don't stop walking. Yeah, you just stop walking. You know how bad that is for your car? Like, that's actually how you fat genocide people. Yeah, and you give them the stuff like, you know how bad that is for your fat? He's fat genociding them. Because if you take someone that's fat and he's convincing them they should be more fat, he's fat genociding them. But this kind of reminds me of Sun Su. Hi, I just went to the movie theater and I asked for extra butter for the same price. They wouldn't give it to me. So I'd like to report a genocide. This is like the Sun Su quote. where it's like never interrupt your enemy

when they're making a mistake. Oh, you know? Let them go. Let them go. Let them cook. Let them cook. That's,

I said that before the fat queer thing, but like, there's also so funny how they're trying to, they've taken those words. It's like, it was literally the equivalent of being like, hey, where I'm part of the homo community.

I'm just like, whoa. Spicy. Dyke March is another good one. Dyke march is a good one. Who's, that dyke march is what I call any group of women

that just said, turned to me down for, sex. Like March over here. Leaving the bar because you've made it in hospitable for them to remain there. Dike March. It's women leaving the bar because I've hit on them all. Fucking dike march.

Oh, I don't know the dike march was out. There's a bunch of women leaving the bar. Because we're here. We all fucking wouldn't leave them alone. We wouldn't leave alone. The dike march. Like five, ten women. and exiting the book.

Fucking dyke march is happening, I guess. I know that was tonight. They, yeah, here's that's one. Want to play the second one? Yeah. This is, uh, the, which one is this? The more dysgenic? Uh, or the other one?

There's three of them. Just in order, the second one. Uh, okay, so this is this one? Oh, whatever one. Of those two. Okay. This one is, we'll play this one. In lefty space, we can have this in,

accidental small bubbling up of health fascism when we talk about healing and we say okay come together for a ritual of healing and care and we have to be really careful about what healing actually means and what we're offering and I found over and over again in space over time during Metro Surge that folks were not looking for healing what they actually wanted was support and care together in ritual collectively sitting with the cracks sitting with the bones sitting with... Yeah, I think that might be the wrong one.

What is she saying? Like, I, on it... Am I crazy? Like, I don't know what she's talking about. I actually literally... Like, it's a million buzzwords, and I don't really know what she's saying.

I had no idea what you're talking about. I don't think this is super out of context either. It's just, it's a lot of big words. Something about healing. Something about healing, but then they don't want healing. Who's in the context of the fat body one? I think that's from the same talk. Yeah, but I just,

that's the, these things. are like they say so much, but they say nothing. It's like coded. That's really, yeah, that's exactly what it is. It's almost like if you wouldn't be surprised to learn that you go, if you listen to every seventh word, it was actually like Russian code that they were getting good. Kind of.

I don't know what their actual, like, it's making me feel pretty stupid to be that. But there was the other one and it was basically saying like, hey, this is why you need to be more gross, right? There's this one right here. Isn't that dysgenic? Yeah, this is the disgenic mean? Dysgenic, the definition. Like nasty.

Yeah, I guess nasty. Niasis. That means causing or relating to the degeneration or decline of genetic and heredity qualities in a population over generations. So they're saying that like... Doesn't seem like a positive thing. No, I think her... Seems pretty negative. Yeah, so I think she's kind of like you have to get grosser, like...

Yeah. The only way... Bitch, I don't think you can get gross. The only way out is through. The only way out is through. All right, you want to play this one? Yeah. You have to give up.

the fantasy of being fitter than the fascists. It's not just that it's cringe or strategically bad. So cringe. Though it is. I think it's also politically revealing. Fitness is a measure of relative disposability under capitalism. Our task is not to become less disposable, to become more useful to the ruling order.

What we all need to be doing is reject. disposability in all of its forms. The point is not to beat the fascists at their own game. It is not to lay a better claim on their own territory by being

fitter, more eugenic. In fact, the more dysgenic, the better, I think. Crazy this chick is going to be like head of HHS in two years. It's like the new RFCs right here. Like fucking AOC's president. This chick's like the fucking face of age.

HHS. If you were to try to translate that to someone, like, if you went to that talk and someone asked you, they go, explain what she said. I think that the fascists want you strong and useful. So to stick it to them. And to stick it to the fascists, we're going to be weak and just weak and skinny. We will have that second dessert. Yeah. But there, no, because it's too much energy from the second dessert.

It's, uh, like she's, and she said, it's not about disposable. She goes, if you're more fit, it makes you. more disposable, but you're like, wouldn't it make you more disposable if you were like... Correct. That's what I would feel. Like, this shit is all opposite day. Like, they're saying, like, what they, they're conclude, the stuff they say and their conclusions are the opposite of what I would think they're getting at.

They're like, if I was... Just because like, hey, maybe you can go to the army now? Yeah, maybe they're like, oh, you're so fit, we're going to use you for a fascist machine. So if you're so fat, you can't get into the army and then that's like the, that's the trick that they didn't see coming. That's the life hat. None of us had to join the army because we're all fat. You're like, but you already don't have to join the army.

Yes. But you're like once they start. Yeah, yeah, that we will, it will be mandatory. So they'll start conscripting people, but they'll let us not be in the army because we're also fat and out of shape. I think they'll only be fat and out of shape people left. I guess. I think they have this real certainty of how the future is going to look, like under this regime, I guess, whether like these, just this certainty where like if the fascists keep going, you know, that, yeah, those are going to be like forced conscriptive. and all this stuff.

And luckily, like, I can't even move. Yeah, I can't even lift my fork. Good luck. I can't even literally lift my fork to my mouth because I'm so weak and feeble. Yeah, but it's quite the thing they got going on over there. I don't know. This was at Socialism, 2012. Man, I'd love to go to this.

The thing is, we could get into this, too, because everybody wears masks. Fucking throw on a pair of meta-glasses so you look like a dork. Fucking. Metaglasses and masks. mask, like we can, we can get into this. Hi, I have a question. I'm, like, pretty in shape. Like, how do I go about, like, getting fatter, like, really quickly?

Like, I don't want, I want to be more disposable. Is there a lard station here? Oh, sorry, a vegan lard station? I'm looking to be more disposable, but, like, I don't have that, like, you know, this could happen tomorrow. So how am I supposed to get more disposable, like, quickly? Yeah, so just a quick, just, uh, or less disposable. Can't put your hand up for that long.

They can't keep their hand up that long for two week. It's more, it's more like, like one of these with that. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. This hand up. Like, this is easy for me. How do I not? Like, I'd like this to be difficult, you know? Yeah.

Like, is it just eating more? Like, can we cut the shit here? Am I just supposed to eat more? Or is it, like, I walked here? Is that a problem? You're supposed to eat more food that's, like, not nutritious. But you're not supposed to support a big corporation. Yeah.

So this is what the thing is. Like, hey, I'm trying to get in really bad shape really quick. Would you recommend any diets or anything like that? So this just ended yesterday. Socialism, Chicago, September 4th, 7th. It says, 2016 conference will bring together activists, organizers, and communities

from across the country around the world. Four-day conference featuring over 100 participatory discussions, lectures, workshops. Socialism is the place for both seasoned radicals and new activists to sharpen analysis home strategy and build community.

It's a buzzword convention. It's a buzzword city. But the health stuff's the funniest because it feels like someone trying to tie their being like it really feels like imagine you had a thing where everyone was making like rules in the house, you know what I mean? Yeah.

And then you're like, you know what? This place is too dirty and you and your roommates are trying to make a dish schedule, right? And everyone's there and the guy's like, you know, okay. What if we wash them every day? And the other guy's like, yeah, okay. And the other guy's like, you know, I'm thinking, what if we do this? Like we have a week where I wash it for one week. You wash one week and we kind of go back and forth the other.

And the other guy's like, we're all too skinny. Yeah. Like, and you go, what? And the one guy's like, I just think we should be eating worse. And then you're like, dude, it's okay. you're fat. Like you don't have to make our everything doesn't have to be about like everyone needs to be fat. Like it feels like they're trying to shoehorn their thing in. Kind of. Yeah, I don't, I don't really, uh, I'm looking at their, what does? I'm at the Star Wars convention. Like, yeah,

we're thinking about doing a screening at three o'clock. I think the screening should be at four o'clock. When's the food? I mean literally. It's okay. John, it's always the food with you. I found one here's resisting. This is one of the, on their schedule, resisting maha and building environmental and reproductive justice. So they just like, uh, how is abortions and being fat the same? Psychic militancy.

I'm a psychic soldier. Psychic militant. Well, they kind of look like X-Men. Yeah. Before they got their powers. They're like all the frail kids at the school. They all do look like X-Men a little bit. Here we go.

This is like just the classic like how these people think redefining, redefining family. Intro to family abortion. What? Oh, redefining family.

Yeah, that really redefines a family. I guess it does redefine a family. Like, how to kill your kids. Redefining family. Um, here's one. Are all cops bastards? Ha!

I have a question. my my my my my my my uh my my uh stepdad's a cop and i don't find it to be a bastard oh uh he is yeah yeah next guy let's let me get him out of here they do you think of the all cops are bastards they just put pictures of cops there and they're just like yes yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we got to go to one of these man especially the fact that they're all masked like we really should just go yeah it's nuts i think i think it would be fucking amazing. They also had another good yeah but well because they have all the

this thing always has the conflicts right between the people that are kind of like hey I'm here talk about unions and the other persons like I'm here to talk about like you know why haven't why does capitalism suck there's no normal amount of legs to have kind of yeah yeah of course but they had one at the Eiffel Tower and the Eiffel Tower so the Eiffel Tower

reopens after Hindu group apologized for sidelining female staff and basically there was a hinder group of dudes that went to the Eiffel Tower. Yeah, I didn't really, I don't know what this is. Like similar to the Orthodox Jews. I guess these are like very conservative Hindus because I know a lot of Hindu people that don't seem to. Yeah, it must be, I mean, there's more Muslim shit I would have thought. Yeah, there must be some sect of Hinduism that they're just, yeah, right, but they were

and they were like, hey, we're having this big brown thing at your Eiffel Tower. And then also, anytime I think of Eiffel Tower, impossible for me to not just think of Eiffel Tower. Yeah. Like if you're just like, hey, we're doing a trip. What are we thinking Eiffel Tower? Yeah, we are. It's impossible to not only think that. But so basically the guys reached out to the Eiffel Tower and they're like, hey, we're like

minorities and we need you to make sure there's no women in our areas and we want to have minimal contact. And the Eiffel Tower is like right away, brown people. I don't know we could do that. That's what I'm saying. Is it possible that these guys were just like, hey, and honestly, this is kind of like a boys thing. Yeah, total flyer. Crazy question.

But we just like not have any women around? Just like, can you just kind of call off all the women who were working that day? Oh, is this because of your brown religion? Sure. Yeah. Yes. Sure. Sure.

Here yes. They said they wanted to limit interactions with them. And yeah, definitely it's like, yeah, it's not like a religious thing. Just fucking not looking for bitches around. Yeah, yeah, I just don't want to, you know. Do what he buzz kills around? But yeah, then they had to apologize and they're like. Well, the Brownie doesn't apologize is the Eiffel Tower.

Oh, the Hindu guys apologize a little bit too. Oh, really? Everyone's been apologizing. They apologize. Well, because everyone's got to apologize. so much shit, that's why. Yeah, you can't do that. Let's talk about Wheel of Fortune guy,

because this is fucking one of the nuttiest things that's happened. Yeah, this one's crazy. Hard to know what to make of it. So the Wheel of Fortune guy, he's on a fucking, he's the announcer for Wheel of Fortune. He's the announcer. Now he's fired. This is the kind of thing that might sink the whole show.

Nuts. Yeah, they already edited him out. He's on a plane, and he's straight up on. In his Wheel of Fortune merch gear, he's wearing Wheel of Fortune merch gear. He's wearing Wheel of Fortune. I didn't realize that part. He's literally wearing like, you know, how when you work at like Morgan Stanley and you get like the Patagonia

with the Morgan Stanley. Swag. The swag. Yeah. So he's got Wheel of Fortune swag in a pedophile, in like a non-offenders pedophile chat room, I guess is what they, or maybe that's what he said. I don't know what it was. But, no, that people took pictures of it.

Yeah, no, I know people, I'm saying, I don't, like, I don't know if he was like saying it's a, because he, He was saying that he had some... Danny's getting a little stuttery on this topic. No, no, no, no. Well, I'm trying to... Never heard of the group. Because he was...

Well, I'm trying to get to the bottom of who's lying and who's telling the truth. Could have been a non-offenders or not... I'm wrong guy to ask. That's what I'm saying. I think I can't remember... Because I think what he was saying was that he was trying, like, his defense was, oh, I had like suicide. Yeah, but someone in my life has suicide.

Yeah, but that's what he was saying. So I don't know if he was saying, oh, I was in the chat. room. He says he accidentally got there. Yeah, like I'm trying to get people to not commit suicide. And but anyways, but he's like, dude, he was using, he's saying I took a wrong turn on the internet. No, no, no, no. That's not a wrong turn. That's what I'm saying. To you be using the fucking Tor browser. Yeah, yeah, he's using the dark web browser. So he's sitting on the thing and then someone takes a photo of his screen. Yeah. And then basically they go to tell, they told the pilot like, hey, I think this guy's fucking having peto chats.

I mean, I can read some of the things that he wrote. All you can eat, boy, Faye. He said, yeah, he said there's an all you can eat boy Faye. Starry Night's Sky. And then they've looked into it. He's like the fucking moderator, basically. Yeah, he's the... He's like, oh, I took a wrong turn.

Why are you one of the mods? Hey, man, they just, you know, they thought I was trustworthy. So they just instantly made me a mod and their pedophile, non-offending chat room or whatever? Starry Night Sky. wait, you're on a plane, right? What if someone sees, Nicholas? Yeah, exactly. What if someone sees a random sequence of line on a screen?

I love it, Nicholas. Wait, I'll fire up boy moment and start looking at the galleries, he, he, he. Jim Bean. Just don't want to be the guy that got a, just don't be that guy who got arrested off the tube because he had CP on his phone wallpaper, Nicholas. Yeah, right.

I mean, truly the fact that I don't do any of that stuff makes me say, fuck it, free speech, baby. I'll see it's a crazy choice So this guy's He's like bragging Yeah yeah Like

I don't give a shit I mean dude I feel like if I was also The announcer on Wheel of Fortune For like 15 years I would feel pretty untouchable He's like no I'm

Because I don't think you understand How high up I am In Hollywood I am the announcer on Wheel of Fortune It's maybe the easiest job on Earth Pilot finds me I'll have him fired Yeah oh yeah yeah

I have the fucking CEO of Delta Fire if they try to make a stink out of this. I know Pat Sejack. Yeah, thank you. Is that the right guy? I don't know. Johnny says yes. All right.

Thornton's attorney, Alison Hart, claimed that he accidentally clicked into the check room by mistake. Oh, sure. No, he did not. It's like pretty obvious. I mean, he accidentally stayed in it for 30 minutes.

And he actually, yeah, it's like, but they have the screenshots. You're on the fucking dark web browser. Dude, if I was in an aisle seat and I'm fucking browsing the internet and a porn pop up pops up I'm literally like

throwing the fucking life yeah exactly I mean I always get busted writing comedy that looks like a psychopath sure you know what I mean yeah just like kind of yes like I definitely like set lists and stuff like that I've had people look at me and just like

I've had them glimpse on my screen and I'm like fuck like no way to explain what she just saw that's why I got the screen protector I know I got I actually bought one and didn't put it on yet it's a good investment But this guy liked the thrill of being in his not... I guess, yeah. I guess that's his thing, is they're like, yes, we're not offending.

We just talk about how, like, being a pedophile sick. They're doing it at home. Fucking crazy. I don't know what you're thinking. What the fuck are you? And I guess he liked the thrill. Yeah, I guess the... Because they called the cops.

The cops talked to him for five minutes and let him go. There's nothing untoward here. Well, he didn't do anything illegal, I guess, technically. But Wheel of Fortune fired him. Uh, yeah. Yeah, I don't think they're sticking around for. Wheel of Fortune to find out exactly what your excuse was for that?

They're like, yeah, I think you're a pretty disposable. He probably thought he's like, you're the sweetest gig in the world. But he also thought he's like, yeah, they can't replace me. I'm the announcer for Wheel of Fortune. How would they ever replace me? You're like, yeah, it's. Yeah, his lawyer's working overtime right now.

Then my client understood what the website was about. He left the page and has not visited since. It's like you were in the chat group as a moderator using dark web browser. Yeah, he's a tor. browser like that's insane what's the tour browser tour's like how um uh silk road so originally if you ever needed to access silk road like 10 years ago 12 years ago like the dark web it is that's what it is the dark web like there's no real like web addresses it's like a separate thing it's like you

pull up a like a app or something well yeah it's like you have to download something and then i think every web address is like some alpha numeric like how discord works kind of or something? There's no comparison. I don't think so. It's just it's this like different thing and that's how you got on Silk Road. You have to go through

Tor. But again, there's no this fucking boomer who works for Wheel of Fortune. No way he just accidentally downloaded Tor browser. Oops. Oops. What's this? It's fucking boy fay is nuts. It's like, um,

boy love for him. I do love the boys. So he's been He must have been Me and I love my boys So I do love my boys Yeah Do you guys mind

If I be a mod Crazy It is interesting though That like how it shook down Where Because why didn't he get duct taped Because everyone else gets duct taped That would be a good

I guess he didn't You don't get duct tape Until he comes a stink You have to be racist No the other guy was racist They got duct taped He was like a big insurance executive Yeah

The Burger King guy He got I think Duck Tape too The fact that they duck people is duct-tapping people is so fucking funny. If they're duct-tapping you, they should hit you with the crown.

I agree. Yeah, I think they should hit you with the crown on the end. It's like a dunce cap. It's like a racist dunce cap. That is the modern day dunce cap is the plain duct tape. I've been

I'd love to be on a plane with the guy getting duct taped. Yeah, imagine you saw a headphone dodger. You'd come and then you'd get duct tape for coming on the plane. Yeah, yeah. Like I'd be the one.

I go, no, he's the bad. guy. He's in the wrong. You get duct tape for telling a guy to turn his volume down. No, he's completely in the wrong. Yeah, I don't know. That's to get so, the only explanation that I would, like, for getting duct tape on a plane is if you're like, the only explanation I would ever accept was that you had a few

too many and then the altitude hit you and you're just like are one of those Jekyll and Hyde kind of drunks. Yeah, I guess. That's the only thing that you go, I guess it happens. I don't know. Yeah, but getting duct tape on a plane. I know. It's like they would love to be on a plane when that happened, though.

They gave you 50 opportunities to stop. I know. Who does the duct tape? They have like flight attendants. It's just like a flight attendant. It's like some sassy gay trying to duct tape you. There might be some, some, um. But like couldn't a drunk like grown man like couldn't a flight attendant not hold them down?

Probably, you know what, there's probably some passengers who kind of join in. So everyone kind of joins in together to hold this guy down. Does he, because like, does he start fighting people? Like you think that you, now you have a brawl on the plane. Brawl, yeah. I mean, I don't know. You think they would have a better, like, system than duct tape? Like, why don't you think they'd have, like, some harness or something.

Sip ties or something. Yeah, like, why is it duct tape? Hannibal Lecter mask. And they duct tape his head. Well, he was getting a. He was causing problems. It's so fun. Like that is the modern dunce guy, but it's so fucking funny.

It's too bad too because planes don't have security cameras on it. You never live that down if you get duct taped to the plane. Oh my God. Do you imagine you're like sitting beside the duct tape guy? Well, everyone pulls the phone out about it. Every pulls the phone out, but like imagine you're sitting beside you for the whole ride. And the duct tape guy. He's like, can I have some juice?

I have to go to the bathroom. Soils himself. Is that what they... You lost the right. So you just soil yourself? They can't unduct tape you. Well, what do they do? What if it's like a bathroom?

seven-hour flight and you have to go to the bathroom at some point. Don't forget he's been drinking. I would think once they're duct tape, they're making an emergency landing. They land. Yeah, yeah, they're not going. Okay, so actually maybe I don't want to be on a bed. They're not making the full transatlantic flight. But anyways, I find that

to be the funny thing in the world. And he's like, again, yeah, like some like insurance executive. Okay, we'll take the next article over the Patreon at Patreon.com slash the boys cast. See you guys over there. Appreciate everyone. Peace.