The Boyscast with Ryan Long - The Insane Secret Life of Kristi Noem's Husband and his Fake Boobs

Episode Date: April 2, 2026

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Boys, boys, boys! We are in the building with the boys' cast. I just got back from the Madison No Kings protests where I've been fully radicalized. There weren't Kings, there's still no Kings. It was, we was Kang, the No Kangs protest. No Kings is she. They do think they should do that, just so they do a racist protest.

Yeah, yeah. The No Kings protest. So there was a couple of super funny things, and by the way, America has been quite the circus this week in general on both sides. It's a real circus. Full circus on both sides. And I'll tell you my funniest things about the No Kings.

First of all, everyone there's 95 years old. And obviously we hypothesized that there was some old people and it was mostly old. This is like a level you've never seen in your life. Right, right. These are retirees. If you ever saw anyone under the age of 30, they were with their mom. But it's funny because... Yeah, well, they all watch Rachel Maddow, which is like her audience,

70 and then Rachel Madd, I was like, go protest and I go, yes, Rachel. Well, yes, obviously I'm protesting and it's a very racially conscious audience with zero black people, right? I've never seen, I'll tell you what, though, if there was a black guy there, he would have been treated so well.

Like royalty. Liberal royalty. Can you, can I give you money? So all the old people are there. It's at 2 p.m., right? And then at one point, there's a band playing, and the band is younger, and they're doing like system of the down

covers. Okay. And you could watch all the old people were there at a rally. Someone was speaking. They had sort of like, um, there was actually, I think it was like a black woman. Okay. That was doing kind of a very raw, raw speech, right? All the old people are on the lawn.

They're already getting pretty tired at this point, right? Because they've been there for a while. Their joints are hurting. Yeah. They did a bit of a march where they, you know, not very long. They probably did like a 10 minutes. Just a little loop. But they're tired out, right?

Yeah. They're tuckered out. they're just ready to watch the speech this is the end of their day it's 3 p.m. It's almost time for dinner and then system of the down covers start playing right so you just

Are it good? It was fine but they didn't think so so you have you know average age 75 standing there and then all of a sudden it's just like all right thank you for everyone for coming out and here's our band and then

they don't have like someone covering Bruce or Springs doing his streets of Minneapolis? That was Minneapolis had Springsteen. But that's what I'm saying. But he did the Streets of Philadelphia song, his hit from the 90s, and then he did streets of Minneapolis.

They need to be covering streets of Minneapolis. Midwest didn't have the budget. So apparently when I looked into it, apparently there's like billions of dollars behind the groups that... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's this rich, one rich guy from China. One rich guy from China,

but also their businesses that take donations and stuff like that, right? But when they started blasting system of the down, I was watching and you could see, like, I just, you know, I think there was probably, let's say 800 people, and about 300 of them start kind of like looking at their watch. And then everyone starts sort of like slowly making their way onto the street because it was too loud for them.

But it was... That's something to be learned there if you want to shut these people down, a little system of it down. All... There's, yeah, all... I can't remember what song. It was something like, yeah. It wasn't chop suey, but it was one of them.

And then everyone just starts, the streets just got full, right? And you could see the, you could see the grass just sort of sparse out. And everyone. Yeah, they're probably like, yeah. I think we defeated Trump. I think Trump. You guys are a goner. I think that's a wrap on Trump.

Yeah, I got to get dinner started. It's almost four. The old people take very much pride in their signs, right? Of course. So I did a video where you can see that I talked to one guy, but every person, their sign was something they take very. It was kind of like how you might see a black guy with his sneaker collection.

That's what I see. And they're probably hang on to them. They're not just tossing those in the track. No. No, those are keepsakes. So there was a lot of funny things. It was less fat people than,

here's an interesting thing. Not a lot of fat people at the march. I guess it's the walking intensive thing. Here's the thing, though, if you went to the New York one, you would see a lot of the sort of the cliche blue-haired fats. Yeah, well, there was the one woman who went super viral who was kind of like, you know, the BDSM, she was incredible, yeah. The DSM check in her wheelchair. Right.

And I think if you see different more urban protests, which is kind of counterintuitive, but you see a lot of more fat people in these sort of urban environments, right? But I think a big part of it is that these are active libs. Like that's the thing you, when you picture these like 65 year old lips, these are like hiking libs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, they're like Denver style. Yeah, it's part of their identity. It's like a thing they do.

It's a thing they like to do. Right, they have their shoes that are like their marching shoes. They bring a water bottle. Like they, they treat this as if they were like going on a hike. Yeah, it is so funny in this country that there's so many different flavors of just straight fuck Trump protest, but they have to call them something new every time. It's just like, you know, it's like women's march or tariff. March or, but they're all just fuck Trump March. Well, that being said, they're sort

of crass for them. They're slowly morphing into fuck Israel protests a little bit right. So there was, you know, there was a bit of a, and I think I used to talk about how when this all first started, a lot of the Upper West Side protests, there was a bit of a clash, right?

Because it was very urban Jewish lady who was there for, you know, this guy's orange. Right. And then also at the same time you would have, you know, this is a Palestine march and that was a bit of clash. I think they've weeded out the Jewish ladies. Oh, okay. So I think the Jewish ladies of either switched

over to Republican, or they've kind of got out of the protest game, or the third option is they've also become like a pro-Palestine Jew. Yeah, there's a lot of those. But I don't think there's any, there's very many Jewish, like you'll even see in Hollywood some of these people that were very vocal, but they're also kind of an Israel person, and you don't hear that. Chachabar-Baron. You don't hear from him anymore. What was the last time you heard from him?

Just radio silent. That's what I'm saying. So I think that's what happened. Because he talked to his Jewish manager and they kind of game plan this whole thing. And they go, you're just going to shut up for the next three to seven years. Definitely, Sasha Beren Cohen's not, he's not protesting the ADL anymore. Like that was his whole thing as he was protesting for the ADL. He is a hardcore Zionist.

Like when people say like someone's like a hardcore Zionist, like he's like a hardcore. And that was working for him when the ADL was. taking down like white supremacist stuff that had like an anti-Jewish flavor. But now when it's taking down pro-Palestine stuff, you're on the outs, pal. No, no, no. He sees those Borat residuals, and he's like, I ain't fucking with this.

Buddy, I still sometimes see clips of Sashmaren Cohen going viral randomly, like, you know, Ali G clips, and I'll look at comments, and comments will all be like, talking about how he's a Zionist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can run, but you can't hide,

Borat. Right. Well So I think the I think the Jewish ladies got weeded out Or they went back to just being rich Yeah Like if you were an Upper West Side Jewish lady

Like instead of protesting being your hobby Because it's not really working for you I think your pickleball is your hobby now Yeah, yeah yeah you're doing pickleball You're just doing rich person stuff And you know you're there like in Like you're supporting from afar You're back to hiking

You're just doing the exact same thing You're hiking but without the sign Right And maybe you're donating to some like anti-Trump packs and stuff like that. Yeah. You're doing stuff. But you're not out on the front lines. No. Because you can't square that circle. Correct. And you know, you don't want that smoke and, you know. That's the other thing. There is a risk that you're going to have to get into it. Right. And then, and then you probably lose a lot of status in that world. Tons. Right. Like,

you're just demoted to the bottom rung the moment. Any support for it. Which isn't fun for anyone. Nah. Yeah. They're probably just wait for this whole thing to blow over. And I also think about it, on the topic of the protesters not being that fat, it's kind of interesting. Ozampic? I don't know. It's not Ozampic because I think there's still a lot of like fat. Yeah.

But if you really break it down, you probably might say that Republicans are fatter. Probably. You know what I mean? Like there's more of a trailer park fatness. Yeah. Which is funny because the liberals became the, you know, the party of the fats in fat positivity.

It's almost like they tried to gentrify fatness. Hmm. Yeah, a little bit. They're trying to just clean it up. But they didn't have enough fat. So originally, more of the Democrats were a little younger. They were a little less poor, right? So they were a little less fat for that reason.

And then they were kind of the Body Positiveity Party, which meant they, but they didn't have any fats as many. And I think they also tried to make fats. That's why they had to convince people. Like, well, you have to get. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, this doesn't look at the, you know, they had some photos and like, we're all the fat people.

Kind of all Republicans now. Right. So they had to make fat people. It had to manufacture of them. They had to manufacture fat people by convincing them, you know. Sure. Health. It's awesome.

Unhealthy is the N-word. You can't. You're right. The girl on the motorcycle freak was, she's top-nodge. She is the best. She's the final boss. She would have been, I'll tell you what, she would have been the bell of the ball at this protest. I bet she's like a celebrity in those circles.

Right. Like people are like, how much is it? They're calling her agent, like, what do we got to pay her to get her at our next thing? Yeah. Yeah. But that is when you're talking about countries of circus, there is, yeah, woman in a mobility scooter. She's got Trump on a leash.

J.D. Vance on a leash. Erica Kirk on a leash. Jerkirk on a leash. And then Christy Noem on the Republican side of the circus. She got fired from her job of being... The head of Department of Homeland Security. I thought her job was just modeling for billboards, modeling for TSA videos.

Yeah. But a lot of modeling. A lot of commercials. Department of Homeland Security. And then you know what? This is sort of up your alley Because I'm the fake big titty guy Right

Yeah yeah And then this is today actually Her husband I guess she was having an affair With this guy Corey Lewandowski And this was like I don't know if the rumors I didn't know about her affair

Do tell Yeah yeah So she was having an affair And then it came out today That her husband Was like kind of I don't know if he's like a bit of a pay pig He's like

He's a bit of a pay pig Um But he was like talking to chicks online and even when he was married and sending them money and then he was like really interested in their fake tits and whether big titty guy big titty guy and then there's all these photos of him just like with these balloons like actual just balloons under his shirt just like posing sending just like some random chick on the internet photos this is like one of those things where you're like you wanted to get caught you know this isn't one of those things where like you got caught you're like you

wanted to get caught interesting pretty high profile and you're sending, not blurring your face. It's part of the fetish. Yeah, it's part of the fetish, exhibitionist or something. But he, like, he wanted to get caught. Yeah, because he was just sending it to one girl, and that's not enough people seeing it. There were two different girls.

So you're saying this is sort of... And these girls were like, why are you sending me this stuff? And then, like, the girl called the number that he was texting her from, and it just went to his, like, insurance company. And she's like, oh, this is Chrissy Nome's husband. Like, it wasn't like, no burners, nothing. Do you think that's part of the kink

Like right now when he finally got busted He's busted Oh yeah It's so hot to like be living You think that's the biggest nut he's ever let go of? Living so dangerously yeah But do you don't think part of the thrill was living dangerously And when you get busted it's actually less fun

Probably the busted part is less fun It's like it's anti-climactic It's very possible that he's sitting there right now Being the center of a news story Being like this isn't as hot as I thought of it Yeah yeah this is way less hot than I Thought I thought this would have been way hotter

I thought this was going to be so much hotter They said not so hot Miss Nome is devastated The family was blindsided by this She's got to pretend like she has no idea So you think she did know I mean she was having an affair Yeah she knows

Do you think that's part of it where she started She saw some panties go missing She started asking she's been asking questions for a few years A lot of balloons Was your birthday party again She's got fake tits too I think Of course she does That was his idea

That was his fucking That was her 40th birthday present Probably Yeah. Well, they said, they ask for privacy and prayers at this time. So did you do a prayer for? Yeah, I did a prayer for those fucking big honkers. That's so funny. The funny thing is there are like just hardcore MAGA people. Just want to do a quick prayer for. Who legitimately are just like sitting at the breakfast table this morning.

Praying for Christy Nome and her family, you know? Have you ever had to do that where you locked in and did it a prayer? I don't think so. I did it once in my life, hated it. Yeah, you didn't like it. It made my skin crawl. But yeah, do you think that... Yeah, you were like, this is not very punk rock.

Some punk rock at all. I don't know. Stuff like that just makes me feel weird. It's not even... Yeah. That I feel uncool. It's like, it just makes me feel weird. Yeah, yeah.

Dude, if I... And not from the religious standpoint. If I was holding hands and it wasn't religious and it was like, I want to hold hands and just say that I'm thankful for everyone and it had nothing to do with God, I still would feel weird.

Dude, if I have to go to like a Jewish wedding and then they're just like hand it out keep us. I'm just like, oh, you have to put it on. You don't like that. like it. Yeah, so... I don't like it. But yeah, do you think that there is

right now, like a Christian family Yeah, they're praying for the Gnome family? And just being like, do they mention the tits? Or do they just go, you know, hopefully he gets over his tendencies? He gets the help he needs. He gets the help he needs. You know, the family gets the help they need. And they're just praying for them through this difficult time. Yeah. Just Lord help her deport more illegals.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, so she can get back to the real word. Yeah, even though she's not doing that. I don't know exactly what she's doing now. She got demoted, but, you know, they just want the illegals out. And this is a distraction, big distraction. You sent me the funniest video, the prayer energy drink. I was actually thinking because, you know how like everybody comes out with energy drinks? If you have a brand essentially, like the reason everyone comes out with energy drinks is because they're very high margins, right?

So you can make a lot of money on them. Right. But there's nothing really left to do to them. right like everybody's kind of added everything you just change your flavor a little bit you change your flavor and branding but there's nothing really left but these guys figured something else out yeah we actually figured out a new thing to do to energy

play the video do you know this guy Bryce no but I think he's like some super famous influencer yeah there's money to be made man all done this is so funny possible furthermore every energy drink electrolyte package and all of our products are preyed over before it hits our website or even offered in stores we even have a QR code feature where you can scan our drink

and put in a prayer request, and within 24 hours, a physical person from our team will have prayed for your prayer. Dude, imagine you're like chugging some fucking Chinese monster energy being like scanning the QR code. My son has diabetes.

No, I'm about to fuck a girl raw. Can you do something about that? Like scanning the QR code, entering your prayer? I think that's what happens is you scan the QR card and you're just like, yeah, I'm about to fuck this bitch raw.

Do you think they're... Show me a prayer? Outputing the, like, or outsourcing the purse of the Indian. That's what, yeah, I was kind of thinking that, well, it has to be, it's probably a Christian country. Yeah, well, there could be, oh, Philippines, Philippines, I think are a lot of Christians. Like, is there a factory where it's just, you know. There's, for sure there is a Philippine prayer factory. Like, if this is, like, blowing up, there's just all these Filipino ladies all day, just guys, you know, they probably work call centers at night, and then during the day, they're just praying.

They have to pray over energy. Yeah. Over energy drinks. Just blessing. That's pretty American right there, right? Some penny power shit. Yeah, but they're doing the coat, because essentially that's what kosher food is. If you ever get kosher food that's mass produced.

I thought kosher food was they just tortured the animal more. Yeah, that too. But kosher food, if you get like Coca-Cola, for example, it's like the biggest scam in the world. The rabbi shows up to the factory and he just gives it like a one of these. And then everything that comes out of the factory is kosher. But he's able to do all of it at once. So he mass prayers. That's what I'm saying.

The Jews are more inefficient. Economies of scale. for prayers. Right, but I think that, I think when, I think the Christian prayers, they're praying per can. That would be very Christian of them. It would be super Christian of them to, they talk to rabbi's like, you're doing what? You pray over no much money I can save you. Just pray the whole factory. At least do it vat by that. Yeah, man. Yeah, what are we doing? Just every can, they're just like flicking some water on the top of it. Right.

But yeah, I do like the idea of outsourcing Fair Factory. I mean, I doubt that those drinks are in the USA. Maybe they are. It's possible. I guess you could just like ordain like everybody working in the factory.

Right. If you don't want to go the full Jewish route is you just ordain everybody on the line. Yeah, yeah. And so as the, you know, the things are just spinning by. They're just like,

make sure you're praying really fast. Yeah. And then you're just God bless you go bless you go on. the whole time. This is, I guess this is the equivalent of like the Etsy witches for Christians. Kind of, yeah.

This is the equivalent. This is their wish. You know, they made energy drinks somehow novel. Right. It's a prayer one. And you can request prayers too. Yeah.

Do you think I should do that for, well, actually I'm wearing one of the new fellas fellow shirts. Yeah. Should I introduce that function where like, no, I can't say that I prayed over it, but maybe there's something like,

um, you can like do an, Molly over a batch of shirts. Every shirt was kick-flipped over. Every single shirt was kick-flipping over boxes. Yeah, you have to do them. Depends, you can't.

They do a little ramp, and then you just set up tons of boxes. Tends on ramp over. It was officially kicked-flipped over. This entire batch of shirts. Fellas, I'm going to be in Vancouver this weekend. To be specific, New West Minister, three out of five shows are already basically sold. out. So definitely come out. Then I got Portland,

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Well, Christy Noam's husband, they call it a bimbofication fetish. The same thing is the teacher, the shop teacher. I've never heard that before. Yeah, yeah. Like, they're trying to be, like, with the shop teacher, they're trying to be, like, with their trends. But I'm trying to think we still have the titties here. I think we do. I think they're not kicking around. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But I almost died

taking them off last time, so don't, don't do that by yourself. You almost died between a pair of tits. Basically, well, you get their latex. So you get, when you pull it over your head, it's like the sweat, because you sweat because it's latex and you're supposed to put a baby powder so that slides off

fun latex and I didn't do that and I was in a bathroom and I got stuck on my head. Now if I came into the studio and I saw you dead on the floor with the tits over your head, would you want me to tell people that or take them off you? No, no, no, you have to tell them. You have to tell the world. If I die funny, I want everybody to know. Well, you're assuming people will think it's funny because everyone might think like this is what you're thing. I find it funny. You know my sense of humor, tell the world that I died suffocating inside a pair of Chinese fake tits. But but people are going to you're assuming people are going to think

this was for a gag. Yeah. I'm saying that people think that you were doing your fetish. Oh, right, right. Well, I said that's in the territory of belt over the neck. I know, but, well, don't, if people ask if the pants were down, say the pants were normal. Okay. Which they would be. If the pants are down, don't say that. Yeah, if the pants are down,

then just make something up. Let's go with heart attack like everybody else. But if the pants are down, yeah, we're going hard attack. Pants are up. Just a freak accident. He reportedly engaged with this fetish subculture centered on hyper exaggerated Barbie-like women, extreme breast augmentation. Yeah.

Rhy-o. It serves up. Look, yeah. Extreme. Expressed interest in huge, huge, ridiculous boobs. Those are his words. That's a quote. Allegedly used an alias reported as something like Jason Jackson.

Yeah. Pretty good name. Yeah, yeah. Jason Jackson was the alias. But then when you called the number, it was like, welcome to gnome security. Nome insurance. Fucking idiot.

Jason Jackson's a good name By the way, I don't think Well, I always get Notifications Because obviously I have a ton of comedians and people I get notifications all the time That say so and so has joined Snapchat, so and so is joined TikTok

And sometimes I click on the TikTok And it was like an account They wouldn't have wanted you to think was that Do you know what I mean? Yeah, it's like there's a fucking crazy burner I've seen that before Where someone said I get a notification and so-and-so has joined TikTok

and I click on it and it wasn't Yeah, yeah, total burner like it was not, they did not want you to know this was their account. Yeah, I got to be careful. In exchange, he says,

in one exchange, he says, you turned me into a girl. Should I put on leggings? So I don't get that part where the girls' tits are so big it makes him feel like he's a woman. No, I didn't.

You fucking weirdo? What are you talking about? So she's, that's one of the best ones in a while. Yeah, that's great. Great. Fake tits. And it's not a Canadian.

It's not a Canadian. For once. Right. You're right. It has. Why is that? I don't know. The Lindsay Graham.

Yeah. He got, uh, in the midst of the Iran war, he went to Disney World, which is... Solo. So was it solo? I think it was solo. I mean, I'm sure he has some security, but, you know, they don't want to be caught in bed in pictures of Lindsay Graham at fucking Disneyland. Is that because he treated himself because the Iran War?

I think so. He was just like, you know, the government's kind of show. They haven't passed the Save Act and you know, you just got to blow off a little steam on the fucking Magic Mountain. Or do you think he got in a fight where he's like, listen, I need you to bomb them today. And they're like, listen, we're going to think about this. And he goes, I'm fucking. I mean, the question is, does he have that super exclusive $10,000 Disney Pass? Yeah, that is a good question.

Yeah, like, does he, is he at like the bar? You're right, because he doesn't have kids. No, he does not. He just has a roommate for all I know. Long-term roommate. So why the hell is he going to Disney World? You know. You imagine just being a.

on a roller coaster and you just beside you is Lindsay Graham whee! Whoa! Nipples are hard. Wouldn't be a... Oh my word.

Oh, wow. Well, this roller coast is just to die for. Bomb him. He's on the phone. Bomb him. Bomb him. He's on the merry

go around, just sitting on the horses. Yeah, yeah. He just gets a phone. We kill 200 more kids. Good stuff. Oh, maybe I will do that. to roller coaster ride.

You think he's just bombing shit from his phone at Disneyland? He's definitely campaigning for it. That's the thing is like when you have such thrills of just constantly bombing fucking, you know, giant Navy ships, you have to find the next thrill. See, that's a roller coaster. He gets so much thrills. That's his baseline. Yeah, his baseline is just like blowing up a fucking oil refinery.

Right. And when things calm down, he can't get that thrill. So he needs to be on the roller coaster and not put a seatbelt on. No, thank you. Raw dogging it. So here's an interesting thing is they've flipped the online discourse in the sort of Lib world has flipped a little bit on the No Kings protest. So there's a lot of articles this week.

To be honest, more articles than not is No Kiggs. Actually, this is a different article. This was just said that they had a star-studded lineup where, because you mentioned and they had Bruce Springsteen, Jane Fonda, Joan of Bayes. Not what was happening at my, not at my Minnesota one. Well, you were like an offshoot one, you know. But the other side of it. Madison's not getting the stars.

No, it did not. But I saw when we were going through articles, there was 10 articles that were, No Kings is a demonstration against everything and a protest against nothing. No Kings is impressive. It's not enough. Which, you have to think,

after three years of doing, you know, hundreds of protests, Like they can't keep writing the same article. So eventually the tide has to shift where then now all there's a lot, a million TikTokers being like this is a waste, nothing's happening. Yeah, it is. Again, it's a fuck Trump rally. It's a festival.

It's just, yeah, it's a fuck Trump festival. It's as long as you just call that what it is, you go, okay, yeah, you guys are just getting out there and just enjoying things and telling them, you know. But people have started to notice that they've spent $5 billion. They've done 90 rallies. Trump's still in office. And I don't even know if it's influencing like policy in any way.

Hell no. It said the revolution will be well attended and it may accomplish absolutely nothing. The ACLU of Illinois described it as a nationwide collective demand for accountability, dignity and the rule of law. These are sentiments not demands and sentiments however passively held

do not move the levers of government. And there was something funny about after you see the protest and all the ladies did their run, we went to the pizza place and it was everyone just like started treating themselves for like a, you know, good work. Yeah.

I mean, Mission accomplished sort of. Yeah, mission accomplished. You and fucking George Bush. Right. But yeah, it was funny to see people treat themselves after like a hard day's work.

Well, that's, that is a hard day's work to them. They got out there. They told Trump, they don't like him. Yeah. Not fans.

And I think there's sort of a vibe brewing on the internet where they're just like, actually this is bad because it allows people to blow off steam, but actually not going to The problem is none of this is actual. If you want to do something actual, tax days coming up, if you really don't like Trump,

none of you pay your taxes this year. I know, right? Like literally, if 100 million people didn't pay their taxes this year, that would actually be effective and they're not going to get all of you. I think they wouldn't like it, though, because then where would it would have to stop the social program, so they would technically be kind of going against their own thing. I didn't say this would be without paying, but it's definitely going to put a, you know, a dent in the war budget.

They would put a dent in the war budget. and all these other things too, right? All these other things too, but... And also the retirement for 90% of the people, 90%. I like the idea that you think most of the retired people here are paying taxes. I'm sure they pay taxes. I think you have to pay taxes

on Social Security in this country. I think you actually do pay taxes, which is total scam that they tax you on Social Security. But I think you do have to pay tax on Social Security here. So, hey, I'm just trying to spitball about something that might actually work versus this nonsense. You're right.

You know, this isn't doing anything. They did a... I don't know if you said. So Drew's... ski. Yeah. He did an Erica Kirk video and it was interesting that, because there was a lot of people. He's so good at the internet. That guy's

the best of the internet. You said the funniest thing to me that day where you're just like the black guys doing funny faces, run the reaction game. Dude, if you're a black person watching this right now, just all you have to do is just go watch videos on Instagram. Just go. Yeah. There is so many black dudes with a million

followers, probably making tons of money. And they just play a viral video and then go It's it It's the whole thing I think the guy who is the most famous guy In the internet That's basically what he does He's the biggest guy on TikTok

He's bigger than fucking Christiano Ronaldo He hasn't said a word Never He's bigger than Christiana He plays a funny video And then makes a face Yeah

Didn't he sell his likeness or something For like tens of millions of dollars What's that guy's name? The world isn't an insane place right now. Yeah. Yeah, it's where we're at. That's, and by the way, if you're looking at things, you're like, I could be a doctor or

I could be a more profitable career of black guy making not even funny faces, just sort of just, you're just a little, what? What would you call that face? Confused face. Just confused face. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. But yeah, he sold, I can't remember.

That's how you create generational wealth by making it confused. Literally. And he's from Senegal. Yeah, I know. Uh, Cabe lame has entered a deal valued at nearly $975 million. I quit. I'm out. To sell his company, Step Distinctive Limited to Rich Sparkle Holdings,

which I think is some Korean thing. $975 million for this. Who? No noise. That's extra. You're just a human meme, essentially. Basically, he just turned himself into a huge meme. 975 million.

And he just has a team of people finding him, Hey, what are the videos that went viral? Okay, well, it's going to go viral with me making a face at the end now. Yes, correct. I hate it. I hate it here. Not great. But it was interesting that I saw people sort of, I mean, a lot of people,

99% of people, I would say, didn't give a shit. And I guess you could, it's a fair point that maybe some people are had that where they're just like, well, we want to be all to do blackface. like, well, then do it. Yeah, literally go. You kind of like go do black. I mean, again, it's like if you work for a Fortune 500 company, you can't do blackface. I'm sorry. It's just the deal.

Okay. If you are a content creator on Instagram and you just like, that's all you do and you don't answer to anybody, go nuts. Right. And I think the reason it's kind of, um, uh, uh, maybe the argument's bad because you saw a lot of people posting where they go, you know and if a white guy if a white guy did blackface he'd be fired

right and if your argument is you should do blackface or you should be able to then I see where you're coming from but it feels like their argument is she shouldn't do this or he shouldn't do this like it feels like people are saying Drewski shouldn't be doing this

and I know they're saying that no I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy but I'm like a lot of these people I'm like I don't think you are no I think you're looking for a reason to get yeah you don't like this yeah you don't like and again if Drusky worked for ESPN. Although you know what I guess he'd be fine. You obviously, no, actually that's

not true because he is in some like huge commercial campaigns and if like yes, a black person can do white face more than a white person can do blackface. That is correct. But if you want to fight that then go do blackface. Yeah. But more importantly on the area Erica. See, if you weren't talking about

activism that works, million blackface marks. Right. Can't fire all of us. See you guys in D.C. boys. Can't fire all of us. Just like huge just like barrels of paint on the way in, you know, just massive, like you go Soro style with the pallets of bricks, but there's just barrels of fucking brown paint everywhere. Yeah, you know, it'll look like it would be like a fucking fair where you're just like

everybody's at the face painting station. Yeah, I, you can't fire all of us at the same time. No, no. It's just at your work face and they go, you're fired for blackface and one guy stands up. I too have done it. I too have done it. He go, IT is where I work and I've done it as well. Yeah, I mean, if you want to hurt the GDP of this country, go ahead. And that's the real hashtag, me too. Yeah, that's me too. Now we're, this is activism. But on the Erica Kirk thing, it's, it was interesting to me, the people, a lot, well,

a lot of people, well, they were just like, you know, you're making fun of a grieving widow kind of thing. And you're just like, I don't know who to break, how to break this to you. It is open season on that woman. Yeah, of any political aisle. She's literally a meme now. It's just, it's just. It's just the internet.

The people that are just like, you shouldn't be making fun of Erica Kirk, it is so far past that. Also, weren't you guys like the free speech warriors from three years ago? Weren't you those, like the people getting upset about this? You're like, weren't you guys like the free speech warriors from pretty recently who are like kind of.

Some, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like anything goes. You're like, well, this is anything goes. The bottom line is making fun of her, I would say in like comedy, Jason Fields at least, feels to me the equivalent of making fun of Michael Jackson

like it is at that level of acceptable whether you like it or not culture just moves in certain ways and for whatever reason it moved in it was it's acceptable on both sides and it just is that right now some of them are funny that's just what it is

so when a thing when a culture moves in a certain way and everyone finds acceptable good luck fighting that yeah yeah I mean go ahead be, you know, if you want to say like, yeah, I was the one who stood against this. You can have that, I suppose. But if you think that all your complaints, no one gives a shit.

I mean, if the complaining gets too loud, it's like the things accelerate. They don't decelerate. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, if you get too vocal, you're going to make a million to riskeys. That is potentially true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It always has the opposite effect.

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I don't But a lot of times But I do in the sense of them Shooting themselves accidentally Oh you have a lot of that Not a lot It's funny side of the internet Yeah

It's usually hip hop adjacent Yeah But no there's a A lot of times The gang All the gang guys all have like YouTube channels now right? And then there's all being in like the Crips right now is hard because there's all these channels that like report on the activity like as if they're a reality show, right?

Yeah, yeah. It's kind of like the comedy enforcement stuff. Right. Yeah. So. Yeah. There's all these sort of, you know, channels that report on like comedians and stuff like that. It's the same thing in that world where there's all these channels that report on the gang culture, right? But it leads to them getting arrested and it causes all these fights. Right, right? Because it blows up beefs. Yeah, real world. Whereas if a guy's sort of like, let's say a guy smashed one of the guy's girlfriends and it's kind of, you know, it was, it almost blew up, but then they let it go. And then a guy does a video with a million views being like, this guy, fuck this guy's wife.

Now like, yeah, you're a bitch if you don't do something about it, right? Correct. But my favorite part that always makes me laugh when I saw a few of them yesterday that was just like killing me is there's a big thing with people in their city. When another guy comes to town, they want him to check in. Yeah, you got to check in. They got it, yeah. You don't check in when you go on the road?

Obviously, yeah, when I go on the road, I find out who's the gang leader and check in. I mean, if you don't, it's such your own peril. I check in everywhere. But doesn't it seem, it just sounds so gay where it's like every, it's these big gang members that sound like they're like a jealous girlfriend. They're like, I came to Atlanta. You didn't even check in with me. He was doing God knows what out there. Like a mom.

Yeah, it's more of a mom. You even check in with me? But yeah, that's my favorite side of the internet is gang members, Madeline. that another guy didn't check in with them. Yeah, yeah. They're like, I have all this administration work and you're really screwing me over by not checking in. And then these...

My reports to file by 5 p.m. It is really the gayest thing. And you'll see, like, a famous rapper comes to town. He's filming a music video. And then five guys march over there to be like, you have not checked in with us. Sir! You have not checked in.

Well, they're Cairns. They're, they're... Yeah, they're gang carons. It's sort of... We're getting in dangerous territory right now, right? Have you ever... We might have to... to start checking in after this bit.

You think so? You have to start checking it. This makes it to gang, gang YouTube. It's honkies think it's funny. Now you're going to show up to the shows. Dude, imagine you're like, that's your heckler at a show. It's because you're like, you know, you didn't check in.

Yeah, you didn't check in. You're like, what do you do? I'm in the crypts. Checking culture is just so funny. All right, I'm checking in. No, this doesn't count. I'm checking in. You've got to check it in advance.

Yeah, there's a procedure. You didn't fill the forms out correctly. Yeah, yeah. There's no way my manager is going to let me have you check in retroactively. It just can't be done. Well, it's kind of the equivalent of if you got on the bus through the back door

and then the bus driver was you know, someone who really fancied himself a rule enforcer. So he was kind of like, hey, excuse me, you have to come check in at the front of the bus. You're just like, don't, it's fine. And he's like, no. And he pulls the bus over.

He's like, well, then we can all sit here if you're not going to come check in with me. You're kind of. basically someone with like a petty job that really loves enforcing it. Yes. Yeah. Like you walk by and you're on the go train or the Amtrak and someone, you know, you kind of just flashed your ticket but he didn't see it properly and he's like, pull it out. And I just showed you.

Well, I need to see it properly. I want to make sure you have the right paperwork. Yeah, yeah. Do you think they keep a spreadsheet, the gang? Right. Do the Crips have like a spreadsheet of checking in? Yeah, I do think so. Yeah.

Now that I'm talking about it, I think that a lot of it is probably, they love really. they love rules in jail, right? Right. So maybe that's part of where this comes from. And they kind of fancy themselves as, you know, like a, almost like a government, governmental agency. A governmental agency. Like they have bureaucracy in gangs, essentially.

Right. Like they've just, bureaucracy infiltrated. They need a better word, though. Than checking in. Like, they should say, you know, you need to ask us for permission. For permission. Saying check in, it really sounds like you're a girlfriend who's like, this rapper came to town and he's filming music videos.

and check in with me. He's doing God knows what with God knows who out there. Travis Scott didn't check in with me. Yeah, check it in. You're on the list, Travis. Yeah, you're on the bad books. Okay, so the funniest thing by far this week has been the videos of the NDP conference in Canada.

I was saying I was very sad in that Americans have to learn about the NDP and the Junos in the same weekend. Oh, I think I saw a couple of videos from the Juno. Oh, the Junos for this weekend. too, dude, they have a little shout out from this chick, what's her name, May Martin or something? She's like that short-haired, like, non-binary

chick. Okay. Comedian, but she lives in London giving her shout-out to the world economic forum. Would they add someone from a British person? No, no, no, no. She was, she's Canadian, but she was like, when we started comedy, she had already moved to the UK. Oh, okay. So she's been to UK all the time.

But she's, like, our age, she just, like, went really early to the UK, but so she's, like, big in the UK. And she has, like, you know, she's doing pretty, well but uh yeah she was like giving a shout out to mark carney like literally like cbc like the world economic forum like that kind of yeah it's pretty funny what was she saying about his speech at davos she's like you're the man best speech at davos go god he's like so fucking dreamy mark carny shut up so the ndp for people that don't know it's kind of at one point it was sort of like the workers party right so they almost have the liberals and the conservatives and then they have

what was essentially the Bernie Sanders kind of party, right? It's the equivalent of like the DSA now, essentially what Mom Dani is. It's his party, essentially. But you remember when Bernie Sanders was giving a speech and then the those like women came up and took the mic away from and they were like, this guy

doesn't talk about race enough? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They sort of took over. Yeah. It would be like, the NDP would be like, if then you never saw him ever again and that woman was in charge of the party now. Right. That's what happened to them, right? Yeah, I mean, they're literally, like Olivia Chow mayor of Toronto like she's

NDP. Yeah yeah yeah That's her. There is people that are important during this part running the biggest city in Canada It's like that's who she is And it's but basically they have They've been kind of fiddling around with these things Yeah and now the conferences are just full-blown freak show Yeah full-blown freak show

It's like literally the whole point of privilege Point of personal privilege they have race cards Yeah yeah yeah equity cards they're called Physical race cards I have a I have a few videos we can play but yeah so they basically have like equity cards and you can drop them like magic cards yeah yeah yeah cut the line it's basically cut the line card it's a cut the line essentially but every but almost everyone there's there's almost no i'm just a like i'm just a regular white guy

yeah you don't even bother well no you show what like they want you showing up if you're like a regular straight white dude to just kind of silently watch in the back which i think after over the course Like you're a cock. You want you to be like just sit in the cock chair. There's a few that are like 60, 70. Like sometimes you'll see these videos and they'll see, they'll be like, they'll cut to like one 70 year old guy that was like,

when are we going to talk about the steel workers? Yeah, the unions. And they're like, yeah, yeah, you guys are destroying the planet. Sit the fuck down. That is, you're in the wrong part.

Yeah. Point of privilege. This guy is bringing up unions and I use give me. So they. I can't work. You know what? It's TSA precheck for, victims. Kind of.

For gay people. Yeah, yeah, for gay. Yeah, exactly. But everyone has one there, right? Pretty much. So it's causing problems because they're kind of like, you know, if you're gay or disabled or any ethnicity or a woman or any of these things, you get a card. So 99% of people have, have you been to the airport where TSA precheck is just like this huge line because everyone has precheck now. And you're just like, okay, well, this means nothing now. That's what's happening here. They go every 90% of the people there have like a card. they all have a card so then they're trying to say well how do we what's the hierarchy here

what are like the better cards would you have a here'd be a good prank you go to the nDP and you get have a point of privilege card and you go hey i just like to use my privilege card because my disability dick's too big anyway uh no even better i'm like um as a jewish man i just have my privilege card because i'm a minority here uh straight white male and um kind of okay i'll play a couple of these videos because they're they're they're they're they're It's it's it's it's mayhem. It's crazy. Okay.

This is the first one. They're like misgendering the fucking speaker. Right. Okay. This is one. It's a disagreement about the, they're having a disagreement about the equity cards. They snap. It's going to clap.

There's a point of privilege on microphone one. Then we'll go to microphone three. Go ahead, delegate. Yes. Hello. I was standing here with my gender equity card before you called on the previous speaker. That's my point of privilege that I would like to... I will explain the speaking order which is fixed that I cannot amend, which is the pro-con rotation.

You can move yourself up a line that you're standing in. I am pro, and I was... We went... You went pro-con. We went pro-con. Pro. And my plan was to go con. The speaker at Con-Mike 3 also has a speaking card.

Yesterday, this card was used in an inappropriate matter. And while I understand in Ontario, we know this as equity, even if that, this was also used inappropriate in terms of gender. I want everyone to be mindful that these cards for individuals like myself who identify as a black woman have no value outside of this space. Believe me, I've tried. Believe me, I've tried. Yeah, yeah, I tried to cut in line of the movies. doesn't it says no cash value in the real world do you think you can buy one off someone

yeah you're like at home fucking printing them that's so funny guy hey I have five five uh gender equity cards you go where you got them none of your business anyway won't or not selling counterfeit gender equity cards outside the NDP that would be so funny as a prank you're standing outside and you're like psh whiz yo I got a fucking good shit man the black ones I got the real kid shit

Yeah, the good, good $20. Name your disability. Yeah. It's the equivalent of having like, I guess when you have the wheelchair sticker on your car Kind of. At the NDP. But they all have one, right?

Yeah, they all have one. They all have one. Black woman hates this because in her mind, she's like, well, I... She's wearing a mask, so she's like, I outrank all of you. Right, but they didn't have a ranking system with the cards, which is causing a problem. Because a guy being like, yeah, I'm a white dude that's bisexual,

also can, like, you know, you see a black, black native woman coming up being like, you know, I'd like to speak, and then white guy, also got one, bisexual here, kissed the dude once. I'm also bisexual. We all are. God damn. I think I would go with mine and just be like, you know,

I have trouble reading. Have glasses? I have glasses. Is that something? Glass is the thing? I mean, look, it's funny. Because NDP used to be like an actual working class party

well and all you know they got vows but they only got seven seats in the last election they might like this might be they retarded themselves out of the relevancy like legitimately might be like the death now of them where they're basically like the green party and you know they get one seat and it's kind of yeah you got no one's on board they got they might need like a full rebrand into like a new name of you guys are just it's a complete joke yeah complete joke at this point this did not help them if you're thinking about joining the nDP you by the way life hack because I I told you one of my, my, if I was to say,

uh, my, one of my most toxic traits is that I need glasses and I refuse to get them, right? But I've realized recently that it's a life hack because if you're, you're worrying about your screen time and all that sort of stuff. Yeah. I can't read past 8 p.m. anything on my phone. It gets so blurry. So then, oh, it gets progressively worse throughout the day.

It's only when I'm tired. I can read until I'm tired. So now you're deaf and blind? That's correct. So. because weren't you having some didn't you have a thing with the hearing where people were bothering you and then your whole thing is like

excuse me talk louder I can't hear yeah yeah yeah I've been telling people to talk louder so you're telling people to talk louder and you're blind and I'm blind now so but it's mainly mainly if I'm tired if I'm tired I can't read well I just need reading glasses but I'm not getting them

I'm gonna hold up for another five years I think but because of that I'll you know let's say you're about to go to sleep and then I pick up my phone to scroll through TikTok or Twitter or something. I literally just see a blur and then I go, well I guess that's that. You can't crank up the size? You can't be maxed out.

I cranked it up a little bit. Yeah. I don't want to go too old then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't want to be seen in public just with the giant like... But I'm telling you, it's a, it's a curse that turned into a blessing because now I can't look at my phone past 10 o'clock because I can't see it. That is true. Probably making lemonade. That is.

Well, that's good thing. Although the other day I was in my bed and I had an idea for a joke and I couldn't write it down because I couldn't see the letters. Are you not just doing this? At what point are you just this guy? Just right on your face. Squinting right on your face. Also, the club had a massage chair. Oh, yeah.

And it was one of those ones that hit your back and I was just like, oh, this is cool. And I wrote it down. I was like, I got to get one of these. And I woke up the next morning. I can barely walk. I was just like, it's not good for you. It just felt like someone. Oh.

I was injured. Yeah, yeah. Well, you get the results like day two, day three on a massage. Sure. A good massage is you're in pain the next day. Allegedly, but I don't buy that this can be good for you to not be able to walk. Well, it kind of releases the muscles. It's like a trauma, but I think, I'm like a massage time, time.

Okay, so this video, there's a girl starts out. She can look in kind of non-binary, and the host is non-binary. With like a Hitler haircut. This guy's a point of privilege. So it's just a request for the chairpersons to be aware. And when you move to a vote, I'm still reading the debate. So if you just take a little pause, that would be... Basically, everyone's complaint.

He's like, hey, I'm retired. Yeah, they're all minor complaints. Hi. My name is Parker Tien. I'm representative in Kourgrawl. Just to reply my Frank Pocommeran's prime point of privilege earlier, as you can see, I do have one of the translating device. However, I'd like to raise this to the chair's concern that the sign-out process for

this device is not necessarily the best because it requires you to fail the form and gave a piece of your ID. And most people don't even know where to get it, which is behind the register. It's all, it's all, um, hey, I, uh, I, I was watching a movie and there was like a line on the screen. And then also I thought that the popcorn was like way too far from the thing. I don't know what's going on in the movie right now. Could someone come in here and tell me what's going on? Also, being Chinese is not a disability. No, he, his disabilities.

He had headphones on. and then he has it translating in real time. So anyone who doesn't speak English or just speaks English okay, they give them an app that translates it in real time. So they have headphones on listening to the speech in a different language.

And then they complain, they go, everyone's speaking too quick because the translating app's not working. And also, I know I get this translating app for free, but it was kind of too much of a process. I had to go give them my ID to get my translating app. So we need a better process for the translating app. Funny thing is, like, if you let these people actually, like, run things, it just turns into, like, Khmer Rouge, just all killing each other.

If you let these people run things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, you've never seen so many deaths. Just pointless deaths. I mean, I wouldn't put that guy in charge of the smallest task. No, you're like, you don't know where to get, like, a device to, like, a translation device. Well, you're like, these people want to run the country, and you're, like, 90% of them can't fix it. figure out how to have a conversation.

Yeah, exactly. And they're also like, we're the working party. You're like, you guys are all on disability. Everyone there is on disability. Do any of you have jobs? Right. Okay, so this is where there's a girl that has a big gripe and then the main girl gets mad because she was misgendered.

Yes. Microphone too, please. So this is an Indian girl. My name is Masthurah Tassim. I'm she, my pronouns are she, they. I'm from Ontario. Hello, Bonjour. Why is she is a?

As we conduct this convention to and the past two days. Right now there's discussions of 10,000 American men and women being sent to Iran being deployed just to be part of this bloodbath. Canada cannot and will not be part of the legacy of blood that was built in Iraq, in Palestine, and now in Iran. This is a no-question debate. I call this question this question, Adam, and chairs. Thank you. You're happy right now. Wait for it.

Your point's quite well-made speaker. I'll again thank delegates not to call me Madam Chair. Madame december, I'm a non-binary person. My pronouns are they, them, and their. Chair is sufficient. She got a bigger applause. She sort of won up there.

She won up to her. That fucking chick can't even show her face around there. She's done. Oh, my God. That is so embarrassing. You've got that. That was a woman, you fucking idiot? You fucking moron.

Oh, my God. But yeah, it's so funny because she came and she was just like, you know, I think we shouldn't be sending troops to Iran and everyone cheers. And then she goes, actually, I'm not madame. Way bigger cheer. I honestly, like, if I was in town for one of these things, I would love to go check this out. This might be literally more entertaining than like.

It would be hilarious. Anything. If we put the glasses on. Oh, my God. That would be so funny. But they had the old guy who ran its name was Jagmeet Singh, and then they played a video of Jagmeet Singh, and then someone got mad that they played a video of Jagmeet Singh,

and then they were arguing over whether they should play a video of their last leader? Yeah, and he had this really weird dance. Danny, would you have the nerve? How much money would it take for you to go to this thing, and then have your fake equity card, and then stand at the front of the line and go, point of privilege, Danny, he, he him, I'm a pedophile. Minor attracted person, Danny, him.

I don't feel like we get enough recognition for minor attractive people and I just like to, you know, make sure that we're, you know, considered. Hi, minor attractive person here. I was just wondering if when the kids go on stage, they should show some skin. Anyway, thanks. Let me tell you, I would do that for free, just for the love of the game. That would be the prank. Go there and have the privilege gardener, but you're pet of us. Oh, yeah, yeah.

And it's, I imagine this is a multi-day thing. So you can figure out what they love. look like and then you get your privilege cards. Are they really checking the privilege cards? You can make one of those. Probably just the collar coded. Yeah, you just have a fake card. Yeah. Plus, excuse me, pardon me, pardon me, excuse me,

but I'll be pretty easy to take one from somebody there. You know, delegates were given membership in unrepresentative marginalized group cards. So you get priority access to the microphones, what you get with it. The problem is if everyone has

one. You're right. I would make mine like a holo foil one, like a rare Pokemon. Just like, oh my God, is that a 101? Just having a box of privilege cards as you walk to the friend. Yeah, anyways. Whichever one you guys want. Just pick anyone. It is. You think this stuff's not still

happening and it is full blown and the third biggest party in that country. Yeah, although tiny party. It's, it is now. Yeah, it is now. Well, this is what happens. This is at least there's repercussions for this stuff. That's true. Like at least you could say, although, you know, obviously this is, this is the party that governs New York City.

So, but at least in Canada, like, people are just like, okay, this isn't winning anything. No. No. And then a special ed teacher, point of privilege, my students are retarded. And special ed teacher admits to having sex with two students at once in the same room. And see, it's been a problem with the teachers, the female teachers can't stop smashing their male students. This is obviously taking it to another level. This is a chick?

Chick. Chick student. What? chick teacher and this paying two special at students at once the problem is

I've been looking everywhere last night yeah and I could not find out the answer to the obvious question we want to know

the information to how mentally retarded are they right because if this is you know you got someone with ADHD

yeah you're giving him a hand job but like is this a guy it could that's the thing it could just be that

it could be that that's a big umbrella these days right and that is the problem But she is taking it to the next level of smashing your student. Two of them.

Two at the same time. I wonder if there's like an extra charges for that. Yeah, you got Eiffel Tower. We're going to invoke the Eiffel Tower status. Buy the special ed kids. I think she was, yeah, you have even less agents. Giving head to one in the wheelchair and then someone sitting there from the back. I mean, good for the kids, I guess.

And this was Wisconsin too. Something about, you know, I just came from there. Something about these people in Wisconsin where they're all very nice, but they all have the highest level of like serial killers and stuff like that. I don't know what it is. Yeah. That is odd. But there is a vibe when you meet people.

You go, that person was really nice. Everyone's very nice. But one and two people, in addition to being nice, do have a vibe where you're like, if I found out there was someone in his basement, wouldn't surprise. Yeah, yeah, it wouldn't be totally surprising. I was saying, and I was doing like a joke about all the kids, teachers getting fucked and or teachers fucking kids, female ones. And in Fort Worth, and this chick who was a teacher was like, yeah, like, it's so much worse

than you know. What? Yeah, because they're like, these don't all get reported. These don't all make the news like when this stuff happens. A lot of times it's just like

kind of internal discipline, but she's like, it's happening way more than it's reported in the news. And it's reported in the news a lot. Did that happen in your school? Yeah, I had my English teacher in high school.

It was like just this known thing that she fucked a student and she got like a year of suspension and then she was back. No one at my school. There was none of that. And there was, well,

I knew I had a friend of a friend. that I know of. Who granted she was 18 because this is when Ontario had five years of high school for some reason. And she was fucking the gym coach, gym teacher. But he was like 26 and she was 18. So it was nothing. It was still illegal because you can't fuck students. But when it's like 15 and 40, it's more jar.

Yeah, for sure. But it's happened a lot in this country. I don't know why. I made a mistake when I called two special ed kids over my house to bang me. That's crazy, though. You don't say. Every day there's a new one of these, but you are probably right that maybe it was happening as much

and you didn't hear about it, but... Yeah. Not that... I'll tell you, I didn't know any... It's like an epidemic in this country. What is that? I don't know. I don't know.

And you know it's not an epidemic with the guys, because the guys get popped and, you know, that's your life's over. Right. Like, women can kind of start over from this. They can come back from this. I know. Yeah.

Like, you get a lot more grace if you're a woman, like, fucking... And you should. Yeah. But you do. like I don't know if you could be a teacher again but you can go back into society whereas if you're a man who does this you're just a pariah forever. Yeah you're pretty

screwed. Yeah, yeah. I mean women still have to register as sex offenders but you know dude if you're like living in a neighborhood and some chick knocks on your door she's like hey I just have to let you know I'm a sex offender just like yeah whatever I know well it depends what that means if she was like what does that mean it's like me and my boyfriend ran a fucking ring of children

yeah of course yeah I suppose and I ratted on him so I only got two years yeah that's true but like if you're just like oh you're just another one those teachers who fuck their teachers that banged 16 year old yeah it's obviously i moved into the neighborhood you're not like yeah you're not like telling your kids they can't ride their bikes i it's an argument the old as old as time but fellas there's plenty of fitness influencers out there trying to sell you more for less fit bod combines the workout planning and tracking you need to stay consistent and make progress fit bod customized every workout and adapts as you improve to avoid

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Yeah. And he's basically saying, you know, I'm going to dedicate the next three years a big part of it to find out alien stuff. I'm really, that's probably pressing stuff for the United States government right now. Well, he said he said he said he's had to push to the side. He said he had a whole trip to area 51 planned and then he had some other vice president stuff he had to do. Sure. So he wasn't able to. But he says he doesn't think it's aliens. He thinks his demons and, he thinks his demons and, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, what? Yeah, demons and angels and stuff like that. Which by the way, if I, that is pretty, the same as the Tucker Carlson thing for me.

I find it very hard to take anyone seriously on anything when they think that demons are everywhere. Yeah, demons are everywhere. Like, it's a nice little figurative notion, but to say that there's no aliens, they're actually demons. Is it, is it that like, if you're Christian and you claim to believe all the stuff in the Bible, you're not allowed to believe in aliens? Right.

So if you want to believe in aliens, you have to say, well, they're demons. Yeah. I thought like... Because otherwise, if there's all these aliens, then the Bible is a lie. Right. Right. Is that true?

Is that what it is? I don't know. I'm not the Bible expert. I got a lot of smoke last week for saying that Jesus' mom was a prostitute. I met Mary Magdalene, but both are the same name. But people weren't happy about that. Right. Yeah, so I think I'm going to defer Christian expertise to...

But you know, you had to read the Old Testament. I've never read any of them. It wasn't in English. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. But yeah, the demon thing is, uh,

nothing's going to come of this. No, nothing's going to come of it. My point was just, as part of the circus, you have the vice president out there being like, you know, there's demons.

There is so much real, there's demons around. Like, unless these demons are causing these wars and all these problems. Like, there's a lot of real stuff I feel that you could be working on. It's kind of getting like the Cabo Harris treatment a bit.

The, well, the demons might be liberal because they seem to be attacking the Republicans. Like obviously Tucker Carlson's had his run in with the demons. Yeah, Tucker Carlson. Scratching his back. Scratching his back. Yeah.

I know a lot of guys who have... Giving him a hooky. I know a lot of guys who have had those demonic positions before. Yeah, I don't know what's going on with Jady Vance because he kind of just disappeared. They obviously when a vice president disappears, they decide that you're going to be out there a little less. Yeah, but some people are saying that it's because they're like he's doing it by choice to try and like... Separate himself. Keep his presidential hopes alive for 2020.

28, like, that's actually the strategy behind it. I've seen. I don't, I think that if, if, if, if, if, if, if, J.D. Vance's strategy was, um, contradictory to what Trump wanted his strategy to be. I don't think, yeah, that's what I'm wondering how this stuff works. Like, is it, they're like, hey, we do have an, you know, they're very much like all together. Like, hey, we have an election to win in 2028 as a party. So for the best interest of the party.

I don't buy that because I don't think Trump gives a shit about the party. Yeah. See, I don't know. If Trump's like, hey, I want you to go promote my thing more in JD, is like no. Yeah, Trump's like, hey, I have a new watch coming out that I need you to promote. Honestly, yeah. Why are you not doing promo?

Yeah. For my, you know, wars or whatever. And JD Vince is like, I don't want to. He's like, has anyone ever fired the vice president? I mean, that would be the ultimate firing. I don't know. Can the vice president be fair? I would like, that would be funny to see like a tiff between Trump and J.D.

Vince at some point. That would be the unprecedented level. Yeah, I don't know if you can fire the vice president or like I know the next in line would be Mike Johnson. Okay. So the Speaker of the House, like in terms of if Trump and Judy Vance died. That would be the full closed circle on the circus. Impeachment proceeding.

So you can impeach the... Oh, okay. So Congress could impeach the vice president and then you get Mike Johnson. I'd like to see them getting a spat. I mean, that would be funny for me. That would be good way to kind of get everybody like not thinking about the important stuff and just full drama mode. Well...

It's like, oh, they're fighting. Yeah, right. Well, I'll tell you, every... So every boomer lib is just... getting like turned out by the protest racket, uh, big protest. And every boomer, Republican is just getting rocked online by every scam.

So right now, the new honey trap targeting conservative men, Patriot babes, X-rated videos and Megas Dreamgirl. So there's just these all, it's the easiest scam in the world. Of course. Millions of followers these profiles have.

He just, you know, you AI, a woman. Not AI chick, MAGA hat. And by the way, some of them are pretty funny

where they just like, they, they, uh, AI are into scenes. Like they'll have, you know, Trump giving a speech and they just like sort of have her in a, in the background, like as if she's so high up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, this, oh, this is this girl's the real deal. So, like, photo one's her in a bikini holding a gun with a mega hat and photo two is her, like being guy number eight in a presidential photo. If this is any of your parents, power of attorney now. Right. Or you're going to lose all your money. And some of them are pretty ridiculous. They had one where it was Trump meeting Putin and they had her beside them.

Like, she was in. invited to be a special guest of honor at the dinner. And then what happens is they funnel them over to an only fans. Yeah. Yeah, which is, there is something funny about these like MAGA patriots being like, signing up for only fans and they don't really get why they're doing it. They're just kind of. They have no choice.

Yeah, they have no choice. They're entering their credit card. They're like, is this MAGA? I guess it is. I mean, she said she was MAGA. Am I being MAGA right now? Am I being MAGA right now? Paying to see this chick's tits?

the digital blonde the digital blonde was spotted everywhere from high level diplomat summits with President Vladimir Putin President Vladimir Zelensky so they're doing the you know in Forrest Gump when they Yeah yeah there's superimposing her in every

They're superimposing her in every photo right Like Trump's got his hand on like a button To do a missile and she's kind of behind a bikini And it's working Million followers Yeah Just crushing it on only fans.

Probably being in Texas. And it's just some guy in India or Nigeria. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Good for them. You know, speaking of Africa, I can't remember where this guy's from. I think he might be in America, but there was, I don't know if you saw this. There's a comedian that's getting sued.

Yeah. Do you know him? I don't know. I don't know. I'd never heard of him. I remember seeing the clip he was talking about. Learn. His name is Learn More Janasi.

I think that might be a stage name. His name can't be Learn More. No, that's Africans get wild with the names. Is Learn More a fake name? No. That would be a weird fake first name. No, I think that's real. What's his brother's name?

Learn less. His name can't be Learn More. It's Learn More. No, shut up. I'm telling you. Okay. I'm sure. They, like, Africans do, um, they do names like I do passwords, like, reminding me of stuff.

Like, read, like, my passwords, like, read books, you know? Okay. I asked if Learn More is a real name. Yes. Learn More is a real name in Africa. Yeah. All right. Yeah, I'm telling me.

I mean, that was. that would be bad if you sucked at school and you're flunking out your name is Learn More Well it's a good reminder Another F for Learnmore Every day when you're doing your fucking shit You have to write your name

It's just like a nice little Just like a note to self I thought that was a stage name No it's his real name I don't get what he's being sued over though Well okay I saw the clip and it tricked me Well so I saw the original podcast clip Where you see this Godfrey

Yeah it's Godfrey And he's just saying from the Lion King Like ma'm and then yeah He's just what do you say He goes all that means is, hey, look, a lion. Over there. Over there. Yeah.

And everyone was like, oh, my God, I've been duped. That is so funny, which it was pretty funny. Then the creator of the song came out, and he was like, no, fuck that. That's not what it means. He's lying. And then I guess he didn't drop it. So then they're like, we're suing this. The creator of the Lion King song is like, you're fucking with my royalties now.

Yeah. So he's suing for $20 million or something? Right. And he got served on stage at the Laf Factory. Like he was in the middle of a set And this guy came up and just handed him a thing I'll tell you I don't get what he was doing Because I mean I don't think he should be sued

And I hate the suing culture That being said I don't really get it Because he went on the podcast And he goes in Africa And all that means is it's a lie And look and I go If that was a lie

I don't know why he was doing that Why lie about that I thought it was funny Yeah but that was not That's not there's different to be a joke And you're just lying Yeah yeah I don't know I mean that's probably gonna be the crux of this case

he's going to be like it was a joke and they're like, what's a joke? Right, that was me. If you told me like... How are you proving damages on this? Well, yeah, well, he's saying, yeah, I don't think you're going to be able to prove damages, but he's saying it hurts his royalties

because he's convinced everyone this song's bullshit so people don't want to use it in their things. It's still the Lion King. I think you're good on royalties. Yeah, I think it's stupid, but it did trick me. Yeah. Yeah, I believe, I mean, I guess. Yeah, that would be the, they'll bring

they'll clip this and be like, yeah, we thought that was real. I know. I didn't make me think any other way about it, though. I'm not like, like, what the fuck? And I'm just like clearing my like shelf of all my Lion King merch. You didn't delete it off your sex playlist? No. You know what I mean?

I'm not like, oh my God, my whole life has been a lie. It's just a, oh, you know, this is another detour. Yeah. But police warn, there is no safe way to strangle. And there's a bunch of articles about this saying that there's an epidemic of choking. like women getting choked during sex. There's also an epidemic of them asking for it.

There's an epidemic of them asking for it. I've been saying I usually wait till after sex. But yeah, yeah. Yes, I will choke you after I finish. I usually do a joke about it. I go, women love getting choked so much that they wear chokers just so they can get choked a little bit all the time.

Right, right, right. They just love it. Well, yeah, when a girl asks me to choker, what I do is I put on my OJIC of tona gloves. Then I pull out the chicken wire. Pull out the KGB. You like choking, huh?

Yeah. And you accuse them of being part of the KGB. Who do you work for? They find it less hot when you yell at who do you work for after? I don't like it. Well, if it's a role play, they like it.

That's, yeah, I guess you say, I'm role playing part of the KGB. But yeah, you just have dental floss. But, so they just did this study of women that have been, uh, get choked in sex and not. And the women that were getting choked in sex had like all these loss of brain cells, like a few IQ points down. Trying to think of all the girls get choked. So not a lot of, not a lot of geniuses on that list. But it's real a chicken and the egg. I think a lot of them do. It's a chicken wire in the egg.

Chicken wire in the egg did they show up like cognitively impaired from having been choked by other men or did I make them cognitively impaired? Well they I'm sure if you're choking a chick you're probably not the first person to do it

I can't imagine you're like Mr. Adventures where like they've never seen sex like this. Hey everybody I put in performances. Yes I know that you used to not get checked but now you're with a Polish chuck things are a little different prepare to be choked yeah she was you know a squeam

memeish about it and you're like, well, now you're fucking with the Polish joke. I mean, there was a couple of chicks where I was like, this is, this is a bit much. Like, did you say that? Like, did you whisper that in my mind? They're just like, harder. I don't think why I can go any harder. I'm not comfortable with this. And that's you, by the way, with your shirt on during sex.

Shirt on, boxers on. Short on boxers on through the hole. I don't think I'm comfortable with this. also some of these girls were like their IQ was kind of right on the margin I'm like I don't know if you can afford this might be a crime if you lose three points

people people are warning the dangers of choking can starve brain to the oxygen the police The police commissioner had to come out And say stop strangling your girl Do you think Your Honor

She asked for it Or the police commissioner His wife wants him to do it And he's coming out You know on a campaign against it Being like it's actually needs to stop all around. There is an epidemic

of these women funded by the Ministry of Justice. The initiative aims to challenge myths share clinical information. Too many people have been, too many people have been lied to to believe this is low risk behavior when the reality is

it can cause serious harm and life-changing harm. I love the idea of some girl asking me to choke her. Do you know this is a myth actually? You're actually perpetrating a myth currently. But it's basically saying these women are choking themselves retarded. I know they are

According to the NHS The brain is starved of oxygen Can lead to strokes brain injuries Long-term cognitive impacts A study of MRI scans Of women who'd been recently strangled And ones who haven't been found Who haven't been strangled

Found that repeated choking during sex Alters regions of the brain Including areas responsible For movement awareness And emotional processing Ooh emotional processing I can use a little less emotional processing The other stuff's not doing

Well, you're assuming that it makes you less emotional. It might be the opposite. Hyper emotional processing. Medical experts warn a person who can appear well immediately after being strangled can still develop life-threatening complications hours or days before. 50% of people have been strangled have visible injury to the necker head. Anyone who's been strangled should seek medical advice. Imagine fucking a chick you go.

You should seek medical attention for that. You know. You want me to take you the hospital after? I don't know what the medical attention would even do. Yeah, you're just like, hey, you guys had sex and I got choked. People have been misled into thinking strangulation is low risk, but there's no safe way to restrict someone's blood or airflow. Institute for addressing strangulation reports that 35% have been strangled. People deserve to feel safe in their relationships.

Preventing this harm has to start with honest conversations. I mean, how's this different than Jiu-Jitsu? Well, that's probably not good for you either. All right. You're supposed to tap, though, but in sex they're not tapping. Well, there's a mechanism for finishing. set up I'll stop

I can't breathe then tap yeah I mean you know some people like to do things that are dangerous yeah so BuzzFeed has one of the best lists

I've ever seen and they go you know how they've been kind of saying like on Huffington Post and saying these things are megacoded to avoid it or whatever

well this one says women are sharing how to detect whether a man is actually liberal from a mile away and you're going to want to take notes that's the headline

that's the headline of and 2006, political views and major indicator. Most people aren't exactly disclosing that information. So they've used the list. So if you're a lady, you have a list that shows up to make sure he's adequately level. Number one, he's definitely left-leaning if he's not afraid to use the word tampons. So, and also if you're trying to trick a super lib bitch, this is how you need to.

Yeah, but don't be like, can you believe they put fucking tampons in the men's bathroom? That doesn't work. No, I think they're saying that they're saying that people aren't liberal, won't even say it. they'd be like, can't you believe they put tampons in the men's bathroom? Right, they'll kind of whisper it. But if you want to, if you want to get on her side, you show up and you're like, conid pons you rock him. Like it's very normal.

There's nothing wrong about having this. No, literally, can you get you a tampon? He doesn't even need that. Yeah, yeah. Or like you go to like, pick up artist style. Yeah, you like go to like pay the bill or whatever and just tampons falling into your pocket while you're trying to say, oh, these. Something in your ear.

Just in case you need it. It's not even gross to you. Like, mid-dinner, you're eating your, you know, and you're just like, what kind of ponds you're working with? Heavy flow, low-flow as you eat your steak. Steak? I'm sorry? Your vegan patties. Sorry, my bad.

Number two, if a man supports LGBTQA plus, even better, he's not afraid to say another man's hot without fearing that people will think he's gay. So first date, you want to be, like, out there just kind of saying, like, you know, what kind of ponds are using? Oh, that guy's fucking smoke show. That waiter, huh? Oh shit, I want to suck his dick You too? That's how you It's how you trigger

It's how you let him know You're liberal He goes, I really want to suck that waiter's cock Just me Just me Holy shit You guys a fucking smoke show Anyways, we're going to tampons

You got up He doesn't ask for body count Within the first two dates So they're saying Conservative Trump supporters Do you think Well I guess what they mean How many dates right now?

That's the thing. I'm so out of the loop, but like how many first dates are people bringing up body count? And they have to be, I think they might mean like a guy in college because I can't imagine like, you know,

mega guy, you know, a 70 year old like boomer mega showing up. Like, what's your body count? What's your body count? Just a fat guy on a date with his fat mega wife.

You know, he's auditioned. He just broke up with his fat mega wife. He's back on the scene. Yeah, but your body count. He's asking like a 60 year old with a body guy.

the biggest red flag is if he's in therapy uh the biggest blue flag is he's in therapy and he's comfortable working through his issues so you want a guy asking about your tampons saying other guys are hot and he's in therapy crying just came from therapy my therapist is fucking hot wish it was a woman who had a tampon chuching all of them at one time yeah yeah no yeah you're just at therapist. I had a, my therapist was replaced with a male therapist. Really hot guy. Anyway, you need a tampon. If he's excited to use toys in bed, it'll help you finish. Toys are not his competition. Yeah. So, man, I'm so liberal. Not only do I like toys, I'm going to watch TV while you use them. I'm going to be in the room with you. Yeah, just go finish up. Let's see what's on the news.

Yeah, anyways, uh, just finish. just been as therapist therapy my therapist is really hot anyways you need a tampon can I fuck you with this 14 inch dildo what's in your backpack and say you should have massive fucking dildo for later it's not my

competition no not my competition I just figured you like this stuff right anyways you might if I take a turn don't hog it might be some poo on there from when I used it sorry massive 12 inch Billy anyways I apologize

I'm really sorry if there's some boo on there. He's not my competition. Okay, here's another one. It's always a good sign when he has close platonic relationships with women. Yeah, chicks love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's her favorite thing. Yeah, chicks' favorite.

I love this liberal stuff where you have to convince yourself. Yeah, yeah, like where you actually deep down. It's a blue flag. when he's just nonstop, like, sleeping over to chick's house. He's just like, yeah, I have tons of chick platonic friends. I actually disagree. I think it's actually a blue flag. Imagine a guy being like, you know, just ton.

He's like, you're not a Trump supporter, are you? Right. Anyways, I'm standing her house today. Yeah, this is this an issue for you? You didn't vote for Donald Trump, did you? Stanley Cups scream liberal to me. Yeah. So, I mean, they're just picking things that are feminine.

Right. Yeah. A guy walking around with a big Stanley Cup, like a, fucking, you know, fitness chick that just came from yoga? Sure. If he wears a sweater around his shoulders? And another one is if he has a sweater around his shoulder

around his shoulders. So he's got a sweater around his shoulders, bag with a dilly in it, just came from, just came from therapy. He's holding his Stanley Cup and he offers you a tampon. And he's got his, he's got his bunch of chick friends behind him. I mean, they're just describing a gay guy, yeah. Like a guy, he's like, he walks in with his

Stanley Cup and his sweater. he's got just an army of chicks behind them and entourage of bitches literally any complaint about the economy and prices oh really yeah any complaint about the economy yeah so you're basically but that's good she said she's good yeah yeah yeah

because I guess MAGA people are like I love high prices okay yeah so he might just be Jewish this dinner is really expensive blue flag flag. Look at these. Can you believe these prices? I guess you're on a date with Rabbi Shmuli.

Can you believe these prices? Oh, there's dildos in my backpack. That's Rabbi Shmali. Guide to date, Rabbi Shmali. I've had a real tough time clocking your politics here, Rabbi Shmouli. It was all on board until the Israel stuff. Complaining about prices. Girls love a guy that just says...

Look, if complaining about prices makes you liberal, I'm fucking Carl Malks over here. fucking call me Chairman Mao That is so funny dropping this article When you're at the restaurant And you're like, yeah, I guess we'll just have to get water Obviously Trump's America Yeah, just we're doing an unlimited bread bowl God damn

I think it's a good indicator If they don't shy away from conversations About women's health like someone's period So they're bringing up You know normal first dates Parable first dates. Periods. Or attending International Women's Day

in support of their girlfriend, wife, or daughter is also nice. So you're on a date with a girl and you're like, yeah, I went to Women's Day, the wife wanted me to. I also have a couple daughters. Anyways.

Anyways, I got a daughter and a wife. I brought some tampons. None of these are red flags, are they? That I'm currently married with kids. Brought some tampons if you need, though, by the way. Don't be shy. Don't be shy. Hey, well, they're there.

Take as many as you need. he's like I don't need any tambonds if you do they're here for you she goes I just finished my period well a few weeks if you need them they're here for you listen take a pun I think you want one

heavy flow too I didn't cheap out come on tell me about the flow what's it like tell me about the flow tell me that's yeah they want you to talk about the period totally normal first date so they're describing quite the freak show

oh absolute nightmare they would very I can't imagine many women would be interested in. A guy that's out here asking you about your period, offering your tampons, telling you about he just went to women's day for his life. Yeah. He doesn't get mad at a woman when you drop

hard facts about misogyny and microaggressions, women have to deal with frequently. So a man who's, you're never wrong. No, you're never wrong. Big blue flag. He's never once questioned you about anything ever that you've said. You're a perfect queen. You're a perfect queen. A bit of a microaggression.

then uh you you wanted me to be late i show up on time i mean everything literally any complained about the economy a big blue flag for me is when i tell a man i'm a mechanical engineer and they don't act disgusted yeah i'm sure that or tell me that that's a man's job happens all the time a guy's just like oh my god you should be a waitress why are you an engineer yeah i'm a mechanical engineer, but that's a man's job. You should be a homewife. Yeah. Well, once I'm done with you, you will be. Here's one I've never heard before. Seeing the dentist every six to nine months is liberal energy. I've never heard that one before. I don't know. Maybe it's just a propensity to get scammed. Hmm. Maybe usually you're very open to being scammed. I'll tell you, maybe there's like a higher

level of like neurosisism and you're like very neurotic. So yeah. Yeah, you're worried about it. Maybe. I've never heard that one before. I don't think that's a good. Do you think maybe they just looked at like a Trump rally and they saw some guys with no teeth? And they're like, all right, what's the opposite of that? That's the opposite of that? That's the opposite. Maybe. That's not a great tell.

When a guy says he wants nothing to do with women choosing to have a child or not because it's her choice, he's different. I want nothing. She goes, you know, maybe we should have a kid? I go, I want nothing to do with this conversation. Should I knock you up? I'll be gone. Should I? You'll never, I hate this idea so much.

You will never hear from me ever again. It will be completely your choice. Yeah. And every decision. Your responsibility as well for 18 years. You're not going to hear a single peep for me about whether to have it, what his name should be, where to take him on his birthday. How to pay for it. How to pay for it.

Nothing. How to discipline. With these prices? With these prices? You're kidding me? Can't bring a kid into this world. He knows a few or more female professional athletes in their stats. Yeah, you're on a day with a gambling addict.

not just they think they're beautiful. So he's super into WNBA. Of course. Or women's softball. And he knows their stats. If he knows the stats, that's a gambling addict. That's, there's nothing. So to reiterate, we got a guy,

wow. Sort of like 99 beers on the wall. He's literally wearing a Caitlin Clark jersey. This is such a character of a human. Guy walks in with a Caitlin Clark jersey. Like, oh, huge. huge night tonight for Clark. He really puts him on the board.

Then he offers you a tampon, talks about a guy that he wants to suck off, complains about therapy, the price of the meal. Stingy. He's very stingy. He pulls out in a array of sex toys that he plans to use on you later.

All use. All secondhand. All of his friends are women. He goes to the dentist. This is the perfect man, by the way. This is like, if you're building a perfect man a lab.

And then he wants to talk about your period on the day. A lot. Yeah, complains about the economy. And and then you tell him and then you tell him

you're a mechanical engineer and he starts clapping. But you tell him that way. He starts slow clapping. He stands up at the restaurant starts slow clapping. He's on his phone at the restaurant

but he's trying to listen to you but he's watching WMBA games. He's betting live on WNBA games. He sets up the phone at the table. watching an NBA game. And then also, if you have a kid, he wants nothing to do with it. Yeah, good guy.

He's flattered when a gay man flirts with him because he knows most gay men only pick cute straight men. So a gay guy hates him, and he doesn't gay bash the guy immediately. This one they really like, I don't know if I'm jumping in. No, no, whatever, pick him.

The guy I'm dating says something along the lines of, can you believe that orange fuck has said lately? Literally lit up inside. That does seem like a guy like porn it on two things. too much. He got this fucking orange cheeto fuck.

Ryan's the name. Anyways, here's a tampon. Can you believe that orange fuck? WMBA games on Randolph? Should we go to the women's

sports bar and finish this with a little cocktail and watch some WNBA action? I'll have a cocktail, yellow water, you know the prices.

I was marathoning WNBA games, tape them so I could watch them later because I was at therapy when they were happening. And I was thinking to myself,

can you believe this orange fuck? This is why they're so underpaid. Can you believe this orange fuck and what he's done? I mean, what a man, what a mighty good man. Say it again now. It's the perfect man. I cannot believe that this guy in real life is swimming in it. No.

No. No. gig, I hit on me nice. That guy's fucking hot. Anyways, I have a backpack full of dildos. There might be some boo on them. I have only have female friends. She's like texting her friends.

I think I'm at the wand. He drives the Subaru. That's actually on here. You drive the Subaru. I don't think guys care about Subaru. It's a lesbian thing. It's like a lesbian thing, but I think guys drive Subaru is like they're still

a good Japanese law. If a man isn't intimidated by the fact that I have a PhD, you already said that with him. She's already, we already did that one. She's just humble bragging in her article now. Recycling one. You're recycling.

Nail polish. Nail polish on men usually indicates a progressive mindset. It's an expression of self that shouldn't be reserved for women. It's also a sign that they are secure enough in themselves to be expressive, not bottling things up until they can't cope. Because you know how many guys bottle things up until they can't cope because they can't wear a nail polish. Well, he's painting his

nails and he's like, she's how fucking hot that guy is. Oh, I can't wait to tell Stacy about that. I tell her everything. She's my best friend. Yeah. One of my female best friends. Anyways, Dildo. Can we leave these prices? You're going to have to pay for the meal tonight because of that orange fuck. Oh, that orange fuck's making everything so expensive. I don't use a condom, but I do your choice. Yeah, yeah, this guy's not using domes. This guy's never seen a dome in his life. The guy I'm dating said something along the lines of, can you believe that orange fuck?

Nail polish on a man. And finally, he knows what the Bechdel test is. So he's like watching something. The Bechdel test, I think. I have to look it up. You don't know, you don't remember that?

I've heard, I know what it is, like I've heard it, but I didn't remember exactly what it was. But it's, how many women speak in movies? How many women speak in movies? And it can't be about a guy.

Yeah, I can't be about a guy. So basically a shitty movie. Yeah. Is what we're saying. Anyways, nailed it. Nailed it. Best guy ever. That is what they...

If there's never been an article better explaining than women don't know what they want. Correct. I mean, number one should literally be, he chokes me. And by the way, maybe men are a little guilty

of not knowing what they want as well, but not to that level. Not to that level, no. No, their list is four things. That's a guy writing an article being like, I want a girl that loves sports, all her friends are dudes.

she burps and farts Yeah exactly Like also No Guys just want to do She never worked a day in her life Yeah Doesn't contribute

There's real pain in the ass Batshit crazy Refused to do therapy Yeah Break stuff Doesn't cook Doesn't clean Just real

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