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I just want to give you a quick movie recommendation, The Marvels by Disney.
Now this film is just what the doctor ordered.
Brilliant film from the all-female cast to the all-female writing team
kicking ass for two hours straight.
Can't believe you were without me.
Well, I didn't see it yet, but it is on the to-do list
and I don't need to see it to know that this is what the action movie genre was missing.
Just a paradigm shift and complete departure from the toxic preferences of the Avengers fan base.
It's a cinematic home run.
Bingo.
And when I saw negative reviews from trolls commenting on the
massive budget and the low box office numbers,
I said, you can add a couple more to the
revenue column because I'm coming to see it twice.
I'm sure you loved it twice. I haven't gone yet,
but once I do, I will most likely go a
second time because on the pictures and
articles, I can already tell this will be
rewatchable. I believe Stephen King said it best.
The people gloating about this film's downfall are
unpleasant. He then went on to mention hasn't seen it either
but most likely will in future if not in theaters the moment it gets to streaming
platforms. My friend's a reviewer for salon.com he's on the horn right now
with a glowing review. The best thing Disney's done hands down. Haven't seen it yet but I already
know it's incredible. Oh the anticipation is killing me maybe we go this week. This
week does not work I got kickball finals and to be honest, I don't know if men should even be
taking up the precious theater space for this
blockbuster. Great point. You know, it's
time for men to step back and allow women
to enjoy the film in peace for the
first few months. Yes. Without having to
worry about which man is about to ruin her
experience. After every woman's thoroughly enjoyed
herself, then and only then will I
come in for my highly anticipated
helping of the film. As of now, the hordes of women
have yet to turn up, but are most
likely on their way as we speak. The bros Just the boys found The homies Just the boys found
The dudes
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you know they rubbing it in your faces so they have santa and i think he's like a black guy and
he's in a wheelchair and they just have him in the targets and they go no no no target we know
what oh wait i'm already doing it because even if we say we are not doing it we're doing it target
literally just has like whatever that company has is they have a giant just like you know lever that you pull
it's like a slot machine and it's every possible permutation it goes boom boom boom boom boom and
that's you go santa black in a wheelchair a muslim banker and you go no we're not talking about it
i know danny was fuming at the mouth when you came in.
You were pissed off.
You go, Santa walks, god damn it.
He got it too good for missing flies.
How the hell is he supposed to deliver all those gifts?
I'll tell you what.
I just got back from LA, which was awesome, by the way.
San Jose was sold out.
Los Angeles, Irvine.
It was a banger California trip.
However, I'll tell you the vibe in LA,
I think a big part of it is like all the liberal Jews over there,
their fucking brains got turned.
I'm telling you, they're all, all of them.
They all got turned, but you would be at,
I'll tell you, you wouldn't be seeing this in 2020,
where it would be like, you'd be sort of at a comedy club
and just your average girl would
be kind of like you know there's just all this stuff on because you know san francisco they
cleaned up the streets in two seconds yeah and there'd be people being like well you know we
might not want to admit this but it's the liberal policies and i'd be like interesting television
writer and i was like people that were writing on tv and all this stuff they're they're all coming up to me being like this stuff's crazy huh yeah you don't say you
don't say i kind of been talking about it for eight years dude i'm telling you you're seeing
like famous comedians come on stage and they're just like with just spicy 2015 takes i mean michael
rapaport yesterday said he's gonna he's gonna to vote for Trump. So that's all you need to know about anything.
Rappaport's going wild.
Rappaport is going nuts.
Being married to that guy must be tough, hey?
He probably comes home.
Or do you think he's completely normal, and then once he gets that Instagram, it just fucking, he goes wild?
Nah, nah.
He's nuts in real life.
Dude, he definitely makes some videos where he's like, that's too crazy to post even for me, probably.
He's like, I don't know if I need to drop.
Dude, he made a video where he goes,
he goes, yeah, you know,
all you people who are not supporting us Jews,
he's like, we're making lists.
He's like, just so you know,
he's like, we're making lists
of all you people who aren't supporting us
and you're not going to get our investments.
We're not going to,
and I'm like, oh my God, Michael,
what are you doing?
I'm like, Jesus Christ. I want to literally like go up to the upper east side where he lives and just track him down like
shake him what are you doing we're gonna shut your bank down literally you're never gonna work
in this industry he said all the things and you're like oh my god man and then next day
six hours later he's like i'm voting for, he's like, I'm voting for Trump.
He's like,
I said it.
I'm not going to like it,
but he's like,
I'm voting for him,
which I don't get
because you're like,
what,
you think Trump's going to be
more pro-Israel?
I guess,
yeah,
I guess he's more pro-Israel.
Yeah.
Oh,
that's fucking nuts.
Brian's pretty pro-Israel.
I don't like.
Hey, dude.
Well,
anyways,
there's three more
before the end of the thing.
Phoenix, Denver
And Toronto
Which only has
22
Like I think it's
150 tickets left
And it's a month away
It's the biggest show
That I've ever
Headlined in my life
And the lineup
Is gonna be announced
Right now
So I got
Paul Thompson
Is gonna host
Nima Nazira
Is gonna do
And Danny Polishek
So that's a pretty
Banger lineup right And people are From Toronto People at period Know Nima. And Danny Polishuk. So that's a pretty banger lineup, right?
Yeah, let me fucking say that.
And people are from Toronto.
People at period know Nima.
He's like a big social media star or whatever.
But that's a pretty banger squad, right?
Hell yeah.
Yeah, it'll be awesome.
So you don't want to miss that.
And probably have about five more days to buy tickets before they're gone.
Before they're gone.
Get them, get them, get them before they're gone.
So when I was in Los Angeles, I was doing like podcasts and i had uh three hours off and i was
just on on twitter and i posted uh something about marvels i can't remember what it is i posted
something along the lines on twitter being like can't wait to see it or something like that yeah
and then people were uh i was getting like quote tweeted by like probably a fucking cock biden
voter you know and then and then i was, I was right across the street from a theater.
And Marvel's was on the thing.
And I go, fuck it.
I literally walked across the street and just went to Marvel's by myself.
Yeah.
I posted a photo of it.
I thought that was a fake photo.
That's so funny.
I thought that was like a joke.
It was a joke, but I did do it.
But I'm saying, no, no, no.
But I'm saying, I thought you were like, I'm in like i'm in marvel there's zero people here i went i don't know i watched
marvel dude i was there was watching one other guy in the theater but he was in the he was you're
like you're like hey can you just move for a minute i gotta take this photo for the dunk on marvel so
it's like it's like it's fine if you're in it, but it's that much better. Who's this guy?
He's doing the same thing.
He's also like an influencer.
He goes,
dude, I'm trying to get
an empty photo.
You go,
why don't we just
both take the photo together
and we'll just use
each other's photos?
Collab.
There's one,
I hope this guy
was going as a gag.
Otherwise,
being a grown man,
you want to see
Marvel's by yourself,
which I did, but I was doing it ironically.
He's on his podcast being like,
and this fucking turkey I'm seeing as a joke,
and there's actually a guy watching it.
Marvel, dude, it was...
This is a diversity spectacular, my friend.
Yeah, it's all the same.
Honestly, it's whatever you think.
It's honestly comical to watch.
You were just like, you couldn't believe it. It's a UNICEF. The entire thingical to watch. You couldn't believe it.
The entire thing is like an old school UNICEF ad.
There is not a scene that doesn't have every bass covered.
It's hilarious.
Are there any guys in it?
They're all cucks.
So every guy is like a total bitch.
Samuel L. Jackson tells them what to do.
They don't even listen.
Because he's the head guy or whatever, right?
So he'll be like guys i don't
want you to go here and then they go yeah yeah and then they go fuck him you know and then they
always they never listen to samuel l jackson then samuel jackson has a little bit of like a
well i'm just an old idiot yeah so he just gets like bitched around and then there's every place
um every guy's a cuck there's basically uh i'll tell you the plot of the movie so what happens is there's
an ai there's a society that was running an ai and there was kind of like their god and then she
thought she could stop the ai by just tearing all the wires down so very chick idea we go why don't
we unplug it and then what happened when that happened is it basically the sun turned off
so they have no so every she basically ruined like five different places with her idea.
She thought that would work, and it turns out it didn't work.
Sounds like someone a chick would do.
And then she was too embarrassed to go home,
so she just stayed out in space by herself
because she was too embarrassed to go home.
She was just floating in space?
Yeah, because then she goes back, and she doesn't age, I guess,
so she goes back, and then...
Who's this, Brie Larson? Brie Larson. So Brie Larson... I guess. So she goes back and then... Who's this?
Brie Larson?
Brie Larson.
So Brie Larson... I've never seen one
in the Marvel movies.
There's some good ones.
I know.
She goes back,
by the way,
and then there's a kid
that she was like
basically raised her
and that's the black chick.
What's her name?
It's a white chick,
a black chick
and an Indian girl.
Oh, yeah.
And then...
So the girl that she raised
they have like a cat fight
and it's like,
oh, you're just back, huh? And're they have like very sexual tension the whole time and then
finally she goes she confronts her about it and she's kind of like you left me and it's kind of
that sort of thing right no lesbian scene the whole thing has very lesbian tension energy right
yeah and then it's a very collaborative it's all all girl stuff so no love story like they've it's
really and the interesting part is just because it was written by a bunch of chicks too and it's a very collaborative, it's all girl stuff. So no love story. Like they've, it's really,
and the interesting part is
just because it was written
by a bunch of chicks too
and it's like,
they do everything
is very chick oriented
in the sense that,
you know how in,
there's a lot of times
there's like kind of a leader
and then other guys
and people play the roles.
There's no,
it's very collaborative environment.
Yeah, it's all consensus.
Rule by consensus.
No, it's not even consensus.
My committee.
It's just they never have
a bad idea, right?
So there's nothing to consense on.
It's like all three girls, they always have their ideas.
The one girl goes, we should do this.
Sometimes it's the janitor that has the best ideas.
Sure.
As long as she's a woman, that's fine.
We can take it.
So they're always chiming in, and all of their ideas are always amazing.
So the kid will sometimes.
And the kid's deal is the kid always wanted to be a superhero and
then basically the kid got some power somehow okay so the kid basically their whole deal and
by the way that feels like a kid's movie yeah it very much feels like spy kids or something okay
because it is probably a pg movie i imagine well it's it's very it's yes but it's also very
impossible to discern who's really the main character like i guess
brie larson's sort of the main character but then the kids sort of the main character okay no one
really has more of a story than anyone else it's all very yeah and the kids whole deal is i i wanted
to be a marvel person then she's like so i can't believe i'm here so it's got that sort of uh almost
super bad vibe where it's very or not super bad what's the one oh yeah maybe it is super bad where they're what's the one where uh michael cera's at the superhero not super bad um what's
the it's the kid's name but it's got a vibe of every scene it's very like i still can't believe
i'm a superhero yeah and after the 10th time like they're fighting bad guys it's like she goes look
at me i'm fighting bad guys like they never aren't mentioning how, oh my, look at me.
That is so cool.
She's always super happy to be there.
They're constantly reminding. After a certain while
you're just kind of like, okay, we get it.
This is a big treat for you to be fighting with the superheroes.
That goes on for the entire
movie.
You didn't think it was gay enough.
Did they get the sun turned back on?
The end of the movie, basically movie right and if you didn't think it was gay enough they get the sun turned back on that's the
end that well the end of the movie basically uh she goes and she had the power to turn she figures
out how to turn the sun back on the one girl is like a super scientist she's like one of those
she uses a lot of big words you know when they have a nerd and they use like a lot of scientific
language and everyone has to go speak in english and then they have to go sorry you know so she's
the one girl's constantly just showing you how
smart she is and they sort of figure out
that at the end of the movie
everything gets wrapped up and then she goes and just
sort of flips the switch on the sun gets it back on
he goes
I can't believe I didn't think of trying to do that at the beginning
and also the bad guy's a girl too
and the bad guy girl is also
sympathetic because her thing is like
yeah Brie Larson came and like turned their son
off so their people have been like starving to death
and she hates him so like there's no
girl in the thing that doesn't have a
you're the bad guy you're kind of rooting for a little
bit because you're just like oh that's a bad deal
that she got her son turned off she has a pretty just
fight and then they sort
of become friends at one point
because the bad guy and they squash the beef a little bit
sounds like a real stinker I would have have walked i actually thought i was gonna walk out about
halfway i was kind of like okay i sort of seen it but then i was like okay let me just finish it so
i see what happens at the end yeah so i can maybe bring it up here or something uh there's that part
yeah it sounds like uh not good you know what i was wondering if they're dizzy though is gonna like
is is this any sort of like they we're going to not do that?
Or is this one of those things where they go, yeah, the people are wrong?
This is the second one.
The last one people didn't like either.
Yeah, because this is like...
The thing with these Marvel movies is when they're bombs, they're talking about losing...
They just lost $300 million.
I think it was $300 million.
It was the second most expensive one they made.
I think I looked it up before.
It was like, it costs, I think, a quarter of a billion dollars, but then you double it for marketing. So it's about a before. It was like, it costs, I think a quarter of a billion dollars,
but then you double it for marketing.
So it's about a quarter.
Yeah.
It was 280,
I think.
Yeah.
So,
and yeah,
and then you double it.
So it's like $560 million is what it costs.
This has got 120 right now.
So it's like,
right.
They've currently in the red 400 million and there's no DVD sales anymore.
So you're like,
I guess there's streaming.
I don't,
I don't know.
Apparently if you learn watching in China,
I mean, it's objectively really crappy, right the it's sort of i i think they knew they were
walking the plank because i think this happened they sort of decided they were going to make this
movie three years ago of course and like in the three years people have really fucking had it up
to here with this kind of shit yeah so i and they delayed it a couple times i think everyone involved
in this film knew like but but during the last two years leading up to this
they knew like buddy we're walking the
fucking plank here and I guess this is too
big of a movie to just like did you see what they did
with the John Cena movie
or whatever the
Roadrunner versus
who's the Roadrunner
Coyote
it was done it's done
like they it was like literally fully done ready to go like fully edited post everything and then
they're just like they took uh because there was like a tax write-off for just like never
releasing it or something so they just took the tax write-off and just what they shelved her yeah
like they're just like popper her on the shelf there, bud.
It's like a full $100 million movie.
Cena can't like that.
You can't see him.
You cannot see him.
No.
No.
Cena's fucking. He's really, really unhappy about it.
Cena's movies, you can't see me.
Marketing campaign.
Yeah, but they straight up just like were.
Interesting.
Took a tax write-off.
This might have been the movie.
And they did that for the cat.
Was it the Catwoman or Batgirl? There was that one or two where they're like, this is. the move for that and they did that for the cat was it the cat woman or bat girl
there was that one
or two
where they're like
this is
it's crazy
sometimes they'll get
to the end
they go
this is so shitty
that like
it's worse to release
I think they almost
did it with this
yeah
let's take it
it was just one of those
things where I feel like
if you're going to
you know how
we used to talk about
I remember someone
told me this when
it's kind of
like a young comic thing but he was just like everything can't be like wacky so if you're if
your comedy is wacky or if the characters are really wacky your plot can't also be wacky because
then everyone's just kind of like what's going on yeah so if you're gonna make too much if you're
gonna make um that movie where it's like okay this is this is only girls. We have all the, you know, basically no real main character.
Just kind of no love story.
Something you might want to make.
You might want to follow the normal storylines or something.
You know what I mean?
Like, you don't want every single thing to be different.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can see this kid liking it.
Yeah.
She's just the, whatever, whoever wrote this was like,
it's going to be a new paradigm of movie. And you're like, yeah, it's not, though. this was like we're gonna it's gonna be a new paradigm of movie and you're like yeah it's not though yeah yeah they did
most people try that and it's just like a huge failure do you remember in jack and jill uh when
that movie was getting trashed and they had these really long scenes where it was just everyone at
the table and it felt like it moved really slow almost i haven't kind of had that the three of
them would be talking and it was all sort of single camera shots and it was just sort of cut to the girl she would say something and then she
would say something and then she would say something it was very like no you know what i
mean not overlapping and it would just that would go on for six minutes you know and they were sort
of making jokes and you're good they were like they're not good jokes because the kid was like
the comic relief and it was all this kind of kid jokes um they're very empathetic to the one time
the one girl like anytime they yell at each other
they come back like in a couple minutes later and they go i'm very sorry i spoke to you that way
yeah yeah she's they're always apologizing to each other it's a very empathetic problem is
like girls want to see barbie not marvel like obviously girls will go see marvel but like
that's not your main target demographic for these movies so then and they cry well this time it'll
be different and you're like nope no i think uh that is kind of why i was thinking when i was in the theater
it kind of reminds me of because yeah you're basically like okay we're gonna take a guy thing
and make it a girl thing yeah it'd be the equivalent of if dude said if romantic comedies
or romantic novels that like the audience is 90 women it would be if guys made a thing where they demanded romantic comedies to be about a guy that goes to vegas and fucks hookers oh yeah
you know what i mean well they did that with bros remember they go hey finally like a gay guy all
gay guy romantic comedy you're like nobody wants to watch that i don't know what to tell you
there's no demand for this that's kind of what it was. It was like, yeah, they have the new romance novel.
And it's like, it's about a guy and he doesn't even, he never falls in love.
He just goes and fucking bangs a bunch of hookers with the boys.
And it's like, well, that's our representation.
And obviously no guys want to read the romance because it's still like that genre or whatever.
Yeah, you go, fuck that.
And you know what the jokes were?
Again, it reminded me of like nickelodeon or something
a lot of the jokes were they would go you know uh the the girl's indian mom would go if you know if
if you don't return i'm going to kill you and then she goes what'd you say and she goes oh nothing
yeah like that would be you know what i mean so it seems like it's a kid's movie a bit or at least
trying to the 14 year old girl's just she's never fought before she's just shredding
every single villain
top to bottom
I don't think there's
one moment where they
the only time is
when the other bad girl
but there's like
sort of this society
of cucks
that they're
that they're sort of
saving
and they're all
sort of dudes
they're all just like
blogger dudes
but they have weird
they have cone heads
or something
they're all just like
these useless guys
like oh
luckily the girls are coming to save the day kind of thing there's not
like there's i don't think a guy wins a fight in the entire movie right guys are just getting
sounds really crappy guys are getting tuned up in this movie right but um if you didn't think that
was uh feminine enough there's a musical number So they go to this one thing This one society
And the one society
Where she goes
I'm kind of famous here
Because she's the queen
Yeah
Because she married the guy
So he's a Japanese guy
And he's got an accent
Which doesn't make sense
Because they don't
Which accent?
His Japanese accent
But it's like
Wouldn't make any really sense
Why he would have a Japanese accent
Because they're not Japanese
There's like alien creatures right?
Right
And then basically
Their language Is they can only sing So they show up And there's like alien creatures right right and then basically their uh language
is they can only sing so they show up and there's a full-on musical number that's the queen of the
rod and then they can only sing to each other and she goes there is my girl how long will you be
here you know it's funny and she has to sing back yeah you know like forever like people who made
movies would be like you know it's like this was gonna be such a good movie and then the executives
like got their fucking paws on it and they started making all these changes.
But this is probably the opposite where they go, do whatever you want.
The executives are like, we don't want to tell a woman director what to do.
Do whatever you want.
And then the executives are probably like, yeah, we're all getting fired because we decided to let her do whatever she wants.
That's exactly what happened.
The executives stayed the hell away yeah or there was probably some guy executives there that were just like we're just
gonna completely just uh do it we're not gonna follow any of the sort of storyline guidelines
we have a pretty good system going on and then i think the girl executives were like what the
fuck did you just say to her what you're saying that these women can't make a movie?
Yeah.
They can't reimagine the Marvel universe?
I don't really understand their powers either.
The one girl, I guess she could sort of make,
she had some bracelet that let her make portals,
so they kept sort of changing places.
Okay.
They sort of explained it, but it was a little weird.
I'm thinking about you hate traveling.
Well, they didn't travel very far.
It'd be like if me and you just kept switching places.
They had a lot of montages to figure out how to be good at the dancing culture was the craziest one though that's sounds like hell you know what i was sort of thinking uh on uh oh i'll tell you
the best before i say move on i just tell you the best uh probably the best part of it was the indian
dad who was like a typical indian dad yeah. They just had really cliche Indian dad jokes.
But there was one time and the only time that I was like, that was pretty good, was they
were in the spaceship with all the Samuel and all the people that were getting, they,
basically, they're all just assistants to the Brie Larson now.
Yeah.
The Indian dad, while all the war was happening, the Indian dad was talking to the fellow space
guys about why they need to have a Roth IRA and stuff like that.
It was okay.
The Indian dad wasn't bad.
I'll give him that.
All right.
That's something.
Shout out to the Indian dad.
You know what?
Okay.
Do you think he'll get a spinoff?
Indian dad spinoff would actually be okay.
I tell you, Indian dad, every time he came on screen.
That conversation, I guarantee you,
has been had at the Disney studio.
Should we give the Indian dad a spinoff?
No, I'll tell you the perfect way to describe it.
It was the comedy, because all these movies are kind of comedic a little bit, right?
Yeah.
But it was only the girl that was sort of the comedic effect.
And she wasn't even that bad.
She probably could have been a star of Nickelodeon or whatever.
Yeah.
It didn't feel like that type of movie.
It felt like everything she said
should have had a laugh track.
You ever watch Big Bang Theory
where they take off the laugh track?
It was like that.
It was jokes that don't actually make you laugh,
but if you put a laugh track behind it,
you go, okay, this is a crappy sitcom or whatever.
It felt like you took the laugh track away
from their kind of jokes.
But do you know how we were sort of saying
there was the craziness gap and all
that stuff where women are more crazy yeah i was thinking sort of like a funny way to put it but
it's sort of true is if people are saying oh are men crazier women crazier it's it's that um i mean
obviously they have a type of crazy well i was gonna say what actually happened is that it's
the same amount of crazy but do you remember that um there's an old Tosh joke where he says there's 15 minutes of fame?
And he was like, well, that's an average.
Yeah.
Like, that's what this is, too.
It's like craziness means for men.
It means like normal, normal, normal, normal, normal, normal.
Murdered his wife and kids.
Yeah.
Normal, normal, normal.
So if you average it out whereas
every girl got her five percent right yeah it's evenly distributed amongst women right so every
girl got her allotted five percent of craziness yeah and every guy it all went to like one guy
out of every 20 that's a good theory so i think that's what you know what i mean so it's like
instead of having like one guy that went on a rampage and killed 20 people you have like it's probably more
like one percent you know what i mean you have like one girl that like you know trashed a house
one girl that uh yeah i mean i will say to push back on this though because there was a recently
i i posted about it but like recently they found some another like angel of death type nurse who just was like
killed 20 fucking people at like an old folks home there's so many chicks who are just well
she's taking more of her allotted share i guess yeah but there's so many chicks who are just
killing tons of dudes and nobody knows about them that is probably true but when you say tons it's
still less yeah yeah but i guess it's just they're not getting added to the because they're the
unknown crazies that's what i'm saying is they're not accounted for in the craziness right how about
this for my theory to keep if i was to try to keep my theory in line there's a certain type of girl
that is uh masculine enough that they leave the they leave the female pool realm yeah so when a
girl gets too crazy uh you know kurt has that
theory where he says basically every comedian graduates from new comic to girl comic to male
comic yeah and he's like and there is some truth to it if you look at the top like female comics
they all sort of have they like control a room like in a masculine way yeah and he's sort of
saying like every guy comic starts like a girl like yeah like a girl that's not there's sort of that when the girls uh if they start taking more of their allotted
craziness they sort of graduate they get a little crown here you go you graduated a guy criminal
it's a theory but i think that i think that's what describes it it's not that
there's more craziness it's just that it's evenly distributed so everyone gets a little bit of craziness yeah i mean where's me and you probably my experience yes
they all got a little they all got a taste you know what i mean yeah yeah so i think that's a
good way to describe it okay this is i'm telling you right now i'm a little fed up yeah you can
you can probably see it on my face i'm not i. Blood's boiling. Yeah. And I'll tell you what.
Will Smith.
I'm going full Will Smith stand right now because I'm on his side.
Yeah.
Something's happening in this Hollywood thing.
And it seemed, I don't know if he's messed with Scientology.
I don't know who he pissed off.
But this is Will Smith's former assistant come out.
He's doing a press tour saying that he walked in on Will Smith boning dudes now.
Yeah.
He goes, I walked in.
He was bent over the couch.
Will Smith, they are on a full out.
I saw someone on Twitter saying, I think they're trying to make him kill himself.
I think that's what I said.
Okay.
Maybe it was you that I saw.
Well, no, no.
I saw someone say it on Twitter, but I also said that.
I thought.
You said it on the podcast.
On the podcast.
Yeah.
They're trying to do something to him.
They're trying to break him him They're trying to break him
They are trying to break him
Yeah
And he's unbreakable
He's
No that's not him actually
I don't know if he is man
I bet you he's feeling it right now
This dude
By the way
And I saw another one
Of she went on
I could see him being gay though
She went on some podcast
And she was like
Wax philosophical-ing
About how
Greg Tupac was
And she was going
When I first met
I remember when he first met He came in and he goes His name's Tupac how great Tupac was and she was going, when I first met, I remember when he first met,
he came in and he goes,
his name's Tupac.
I go,
Tupac, huh?
And he go,
oh, he's cute.
And then I remember he came up
and I just looked at him
and he looked in my eyes
and we were just inseparable
and it was just like,
this was a week ago
she's doing this interview.
But like,
yeah, I don't know.
I do think he's very likely gay
so I wouldn't,
I just.
Do you think he might be gay?
Oh yeah. Do you think he's gay or do, so I wouldn't... Do you think he might be gay? Oh, yeah.
Do you think he's gay or do you think that Hollywood just fucking messes with people's brains so much?
Well, he was in that movie...
He's like, maybe I'm gay.
I can't remember what that movie was where he plays the gay con artist in the 90s.
You think he was a little too comfortable playing that role?
He's very good in that movie.
That's Danny's evidence.
You go, how is he gay?
He goes, riddle me this.
Here's a photo of him.
He played a gay man in a movie once in the 90s.
Was he kissing dudes in the movie?
I think so, yeah.
I think he did kiss a dude in the movie.
What?
Yeah.
You don't remember this?
It was like in the...
I remember the con artist movie.
Yeah, it was like he played this con artist.
He was like...
Pretty sure it was good.
With his white rich family in the upper east side of New York.
And they take him in and he convinces them he's something.
But he was just like some homeless con artist guy
kissing dudes huh yeah
hmm coming
back brother Bilal so the
brother Bilal too so he's messed with the
brother community too and he goes
who used to share a close bond with Will
Smith a lot of people commenting
that they think he might be sick
constantly yeah I'm sick
I have allergies
I don't know what it is it's the studio I think the studio is just dirty or something that they think you might be sick constantly. Yeah, I'm sick? I have allergies.
What are you allergic to? I don't know what it is.
It's the studio.
I think the studio is just dirty or something.
Boondang.
I don't think we've ever cleaned this studio yet.
Maybe I need to.
Because I don't have allergies until I get here.
What are you allergic to in general?
Cats?
Dogs?
Dogs, cats, dust.
Dust?
Yeah, it's probably dust.
I think it's dust when I come here
because I'm like, I don't have it before I get here.
I personally am calling cap because I think you're like this everywhere.
Not like I'm actually stuffed up right now and I was not stuffed up until I got here.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Like I'm legitimately stuffed up right now and I was not stuffed up.
All right.
But I'm not sick.
I'm thinking there.
I actually, you know what?
I just did.
I just did. You know what's funny? I want, you know what? I just did. I just did.
You know what's funny?
I want to get that check.
I just did a blood test.
I did blood work with that company.
Were you bloods or crips?
Uh,
crips.
And then,
what'd they make you do?
Kill someone?
Yeah,
I got,
I got to get jumped in,
but I did with that Merrick health company or whatever.
I did a blood work or whatever.
And then one of the things on the,
the blood panel was like something that's related to allergies was like through the fucking roof.
That's just the Ancestry.com and that's your Jewish percentage?
You don't even have to do your Ancestry.com.
You just do that test.
I don't remember taking a 23andMe.
85% allergies.
That's the new, he goes.
The allergy community.
The allergy community
is really going
through it right now.
The allergy community
has all eyes
watching them,
I'll tell you that much, man.
All eyes on the allergy community.
An allergic friend of mine
had coins thrown at him.
So Brother Bilal's
definitely had it out
for Will Smith.
He goes,
close bond with Will Smith
Even worked as an assistant
For years
Opening up about
The Suicide Squad
Actors
Controversial life
They just have to
Pick one random movie
Yeah
Suicide Squad
He's Ali
I just
It's so funny
They just always
Pick one random movie
So he's
Bilal's promoting
His new book
Will Smith
The Demonic Circle Book
So it's like Basically a straight up hit piece, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So Will being, it really is once a couple dominoes start falling on these Hollywood guys,
they get murdered.
It's like, it really does feel like they're protected.
Yeah.
And they're allowed to do anything they want.
You know, they can go to islands and have sex with kids.
They can do anything they want.
And then all of a sudden, as soon as like one of the dominoes falls and they do something wrong yeah once you cross one of the allergic people listen
i it does feel conspiratorial oh it is crying crazy because you're like he didn't other than
the i guess the slap but like they were coming at him before the slap even still this guy can't
catch a break no well they go as brother belal sat down with tasha he remembered that i watched
the clip and he goes he remembers that he was Will Smith's pal.
The actor was never his friend.
He goes, so he was just, he was Will Smith's pal, but the actor was never his friend.
He added, the actor was not able to please Jada, as he claims the Matrix actress was
used to something the size of a baby leg, and Will came in with a pinky toe kind of
penis.
So, I don't even know this. A baby leg? will came in with a pinky toe kind of penis so i don't even know
this baby leg so this is what he goes he's doing this interview and he goes well jada jada pinkett
smith is really used to uh having a big dick yeah and will smith has a small dick and that was the
crux of a lot of their problems but yeah see part of the like going back to the um they're trying
to crush him is like this guy sounds like some just nut.
So, like, why are they just, like, spreading this all, some nut for this, just like, yeah,
I fucking, I know all this stuff about what's going on.
And then all the media is like, yeah, let's run with this.
But I'm saying if this happened two years ago, I feel like this guy would be taking,
this guy wouldn't get it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I agree.
This guy would be going on his media tour, and they'd throw him away.
Yeah, they'd be like, cease and desist, all this stuff, we're going to we're gonna sue your ass like no fucking tmz's like we're not posting this nonsense and
then that's what i'm saying everybody's like going after him yeah so she's saying they say she's itch
itching for that baby leg she wants a baby leg i won't that baby baby and then they go she he goes
when you start working with will smith they make you go to rehab even though you're not addicted
to drugs or anything and it's
like so they can have something on you I guess so he's saying he which I don't even think it's
totally impossible that the Smiths and have all this weird stuff going on I know he's connected
to Scientology yeah and obviously dark Hollywood shit but something's switched where they are off
of him right now but this is what he says brother belal further
claims he walked in on will smith and what happened was he essentially said he was looking for will
smith he goes i'm looking for him everywhere and i couldn't find him and then i go into this room
and it was will smith on a couch uh he was bent over and duane was standing up killing him
murdering him it He was murdering there.
Good God.
Obviously, the story seems so crazy, though,
where Will Smith is late for set,
and no one knows where he is,
and he's in his dressing room.
Unlocked. Door unlocked.
Getting pounded.
Just getting pounded. This sounds like the guy with Obama.
This is giving me this.
Remember the guy who went on Tucker Carlson? Of course he goes like blue obama or something you're like yeah he
did meth and you go i don't know well this guy he's on all the platforms everyone's writing about
it yeah and these are people i know on a small scale all of these like hollywood managers have
the ability to make a phone call to TMZ and make stuff disappear.
For sure.
Or, and get their side of the story written, discrediting people.
Yeah.
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I'm telling you, this stuff, there is so much going on right now that it does really
like not um what's the best way to describe it like do you know what people say there's some
people go the earth is flat or some people will say like i you know i don't believe in evolution
you might say and they go well do you believe in evolution and there is this part where you're kind
of like what do you what what does believe in it mean like the only thing you can really do is you're kind of like i mean obviously i don't know yeah
you're like someone told me that the only thing you have is like i trust the science community i
guess that's but now i but now you know for a fact that like everyone's lying all the time right so
you go the only thing you have is you go okay okay, well, this guy might not know, but
he doesn't seem to be lying.
So maybe I trust.
So when you ask someone, like, do you believe in evolution?
Like, all you're really saying is like, do you trust the guy who told you that?
Yeah, for sure.
And you can't trust anybody anymore.
That's the whole thing.
Nobody's trustworthy really anymore.
But that is the recipe.
And that's what I was saying, though.
I feel like if you say, what's the recipe to make people
go crazy yeah it's like remove their sort of like basis for reality right yeah well that's like you
ever see that famous video of the russian guy yuri bezmanov i'm sure lots of people listening to this
i've seen it but like he worked for the kgb and then he like defected to uh america and canada
actually and then uh but he gave this interview in like the 80s um about how like the kgb does this and it's like it's called like they do this like it's a 20-year
period called like the demoralization phase where they basically you can't trust anything and
everybody just gets so demoralized because what kind of stuff do they do in the kgb it's like he
it's all just like this information war stuff where essentially it's similar where you just
you can't trust anything and all this conflicting stuff
comes out
and you just get to the point
where you're like
I don't know who to trust
I don't know what to think
I don't know what to believe
I don't know what to believe
like
is evolution real
you're like
I don't know
yeah you go like
I don't know
like because the problem is
is someone who
scientifically I did respect
got caught doing something
like that
I now know is a lie
and then you're like
okay well
you just
you just like
kind of lose faith
well the earth is flat
people you go they would go oh what is this earth and flat and i go i mean maybe it
probably doesn't make sense that it is but he go i know that you lie about stuff yeah like you're
exactly that's a lot of how it is well they go well you know they've lied about other things
why couldn't they lie about this then you kind of look at who has incentive it's all just and
then you just it's more like you're not like oh the earth is flat it's more just, and then you just, it's more like, you're not like, oh, the earth is flat. It's more just like doubt creeps in.
Of everything.
Of everything.
It starts to feel like, you know, when people say you're in a simulation, it does.
It's like all that stuff, right?
Yeah.
And then now, I don't know if you've seen the AI scams that are going on.
Like people, I mean, it always starts with old people getting rocked.
You know what I mean?
For sure.
So right now they're doing, they call someone's son, for example. they'd call you and then you'd like be like a telemarketer get your voice replicate
your voice then they'd call your mom and be like hey it's me danny and i i got in like this dui
yeah and i needed like someone to give me like a bond or whatever and i killed someone in the dui
if you could send eight thousand dollars i need it then the parents send the eight thousand dollars
and then so all this sort of shit's happening.
And then you go,
it's,
I would say it's peak.
As long as I've been alive,
it's peak.
Uh,
people are really,
you kind of,
and then you just,
that's a,
you know,
when someone's like a paranoid schizophrenic.
Yeah.
I mean,
that's kind of like what breaks them a lot of times.
You know what I mean?
Obviously there's something else going on,
but like,
that's the kind of thing you go,
there is enough things where you go,
well,
I can't trust this guy.
I can't trust this guy. You can't trust this guy. You go, can I even trust my own fucking mom? I guess that's the kind of thing you go there is enough things where you go well i can't trust this guy i can't trust this guy you can't trust this guy you go can i even trust my own fucking mom i guess that's the kgb thing you can't even trust your own family right yeah yeah
that that yeah but this is more just like you know anything you turn on tv you go you hear something
you go i just i can't trust this and you know especially we have like this you know multiple
wars going on and they're the most recent one and you're just everyone's lying they say something
you go yeah everybody's lying you're like i don't know yeah they say this like you know and then
they'll someone will quote something you go well i don't trust that source and even if it could be
like maybe a video in front of your eyes you go here's like a video something happens you go yeah
but the source who's posting i know you're lying but yeah that's the thing is you go like someone
here's a video something happened you go well the source posting this i don't trust
even if it's a video for a fact you're a, well, the source posting this, I don't trust. Even if it's a video of something.
No,
for a fact,
you're a liar.
Yeah.
So then you go,
I don't even believe this video.
And you go,
but it's just a video.
And you go,
but I don't believe it
because I don't believe you.
And you go,
okay,
well then.
So I don't know if you saw
like the Nancy Pelosi,
Paul Pelosi thing,
the guy that went and
people were saying it was gay sex.
And then,
well,
that's for example,
theirs came out
and then now all of a sudden uh they that guy comes out and he was just like i got radicalized
by gamer gate and it was like it was very exactly what they would want and you're kind of like what
actually happened here yeah yeah and you're like maybe but i guess that james lindsey got him hyped
up by the way oh this guy was going hard i haven't heard this a lot of this come out buddy i haven't seen any of this stuff with the paul pelosi my friend this guy uh the
man who attacked paul pelosi said he was radicalized by gamer gate and a big part of it was
james lindsey and he was like because james lindsey's basically saying that i didn't even
think nancy pelosi would be like the figurehead for this but essentially the story that we're
getting fed yeah is that this guy was
listening to james lindsey and he goes they're all like trying to turn uh high schools into
grooming yeah pedophiles so i went to i went to confront nancy pelosi about it but then only paul
was there gotcha so it's like it doesn't really explain why you hit him in the head though but
he was gonna hit her in the head who was gonna hit you know he said he was gonna no no he said
he wanted to interrogate her is what the story Who was going to hit her? No, no, he said he wanted to interrogate her
is what the story they're going with.
Oh, okay.
The story doesn't even kind of make that much sense.
But here's another element too, though,
is when you're in a legal proceeding,
you kind of will come up with the story
that you best think will serve you.
So you think there's a possible
that he's coming up with this story?
Well, his lawyers are probably like,
look, if you just say that you went
and assaulted Paul Pelosi with a hammer
for no reason,
they're like,
they're going to send you away
for a long time.
If we concoct some sort of like-
We blame it on Trump somehow.
Yeah, we blame it on like the,
you know, whatever.
And it's not like your total fault.
You're the victim now.
You're the victim
and maybe you'll get some sympathy.
So there's something to be said about that.
So it might not be true at all.
It's funny that they picked James Lindsay
as the guy though. She's like a funny guy to be your number one radicalizer it might not be true at all. It's funny that they picked James Lindsay as the guy, though.
She's like a funny guy to be your number one radicalizer.
Yeah, not like leaves of TikTok or something.
Well, you do.
That's what happens, though.
There's too many things that don't make sense.
And then before you know it, it's like, oh, my grandmother died.
And you're like, vaxxed?
Yeah, of course.
You know what I mean?
That's every time any person dies now is like On Twitter Like a thousand Comments just like
X
Yeah yeah
Give me my car
99
So anyways
I'll just say
There's a lot of
You gotta
You gotta really have your eyes open
Being like
Everyone's kind of like
What are you fucking up to there pal
Yeah
What are you doing
It's gonna make a lot of people
Just totally check out
They're gonna just
Totally
I don't even wanna
Well that's the smart move
You hope
I think the smart people Unless that's what they want well unless they that they're doing this because they
want you to check out so that they can go back to just do whatever the fuck they do with like
you think that's interrogating them on it that's an okay theory so a lot of why that they're trying
to they're making it so confusing that the only option is to check out or go crazy yeah so you
just check out and then they go okay now we can go back to doing all our evil shit
because nobody's going
to bug us about it.
No one's bugging us
because they don't know
what the hell to believe.
Yeah, they don't know what
and they just gave up.
They go,
just throw your hands
up in the air
and go,
ah, fuck it.
No, it's like
essentially,
you know,
before someone hits a pinata,
they like spin them around
a bunch of times.
They spin you around
a bunch of times
before they go hit
their pinata,
which is Palestine.
Ain't no candy coming out of that thing okay well one weird one but the basically the vatican uh says that transgender people can be baptized and become
godparents and some people aren't super stoked about it no but the the funny part is that the
pope uh he said transgender people can be baptized, but he still says
that homosexual acts are intrinsically disordered.
Yeah.
And I was just like, and he's like, listen, anything's good to go.
None of this gay shit still.
But it's so weird because-
You can do the gay shit.
I was in Italy when the Catholic Church was straight up like, yeah, you know what?
We're accepting gay people now.
No, he's the progressive Pope.
I'm telling you.
But people were not happy about it.
They were like, what? Well, it's pandering to the wrong group like you're not
i don't even know it's pandering i mean obviously they're just like you know we want to be inclusive
and then i think there is some real element it's like the military where they're just like look
our like our numbers are down you know they're like we're just we need to like find new avenues
for new people because they're just like our straight up recruitment well that's what a lot
of people have been saying, that it kind of
looks like there is going to be a war
because the new military ads
are actually trying to get people to join, not
just make some point. I actually have
the thing. I'll show you.
There was a US Army's
anti-woke ads, Spark
Speculation, and it's very
be the best you can be
and it's a guy jumping out of a plane and they're
just like this is yeah and it's all white guys except for like two people yeah well there was
still like diversity yeah yeah yeah it's not only because there is a lot of like black guys that
join the military i would know but i'm saying this ad specifically that's why everybody was like
because this every goes wait like there were two non-white guys maybe the one i saw was different
because the one i saw that it wasn't that oh it was only white guys it was just like oh it was a bit this was not like hey come be a queer here yeah
of course it was kind of like listen all that gay shit that's going on that's not us i'm telling you
right here it's the boys the boys like and they have a guy jumping out of the airplane and they're
just like nice yeah but what people were saying, when you see that,
they go, okay, so all of this other pandering shit was like...
Well, they're saying it's propaganda, essentially.
They go, this is like just gearing us up for war propaganda.
Yes, but I think the point was more
that this probably means that you go,
if they're actually trying to recruit now,
that means like, okay, well,
that means they probably know like,
hey boys, we got to cut this other bullshit out.
It was a shit's about to go down sort of thing
where you go, if you look around and they go,
it's the same thing in Silicon Valley.
It's like, as soon as they start losing money,
it was like, okay, all this shit's done.
Okay, the slide's over.
You know what I mean?
The kind bars are done. Yeah, they're yeah it's done okay the slide's over you know what i mean no we're not they were having the kind bars are done they're gone yeah the cereal bar is over well that's the kind the kind bars for silicon valley is like the trans ads for the military
it's like you know okay i know that some of these wacky employees like to have their trans ads yeah
yeah of course but it's like once once our numbers like we do actually have recruitment targets
though to like keep a certain amount of people, soldiers in the military.
They've just been missing them every year.
Well, and obviously they were like,
hey, come to the military.
We let you cut your dick off.
It wasn't working that good, right?
We'll pay for your dick cutting off.
Yeah, we'll pay for it.
So they go, yeah, there's actually not that many people
who really want to get their dick cut off
and be in the military.
Now, that was the, yeah,
that military ad wasn't working that much
where there's like a bunch of guys lined up and a guy comes with scissors and
fucking locks up the hogs bolt cutters like he's opening like a storage fucking lager and then it
just says u.s military we're mad chill with whatever dude chill dog we're not your we're
not your grandfather's military you know i mean no mean? No. So those weren't working. I thought it was funny, this article,
the way that they sort of contextualize it.
They go, conservative activists
previously expressed anger
at what they perceived to be
insufficiently macho army recruitment
advertisements, including the featured
Emma something who talked about
how she was raised by two moms
and had marched for equity
right
and I was like
there's a little bit of that
but it's like
it's the same mistake
that they always say
where it's like
the same as Marvel's
where they go
people are just toxic
it was like
it's not that they were
everyone was just mad
that they were doing that
it was like
they know that you're up
to something
it was like
what do you
like
they're just like
oh
they were mad
that it happened
to have two things it's like well no they know people don't like that you have some weird agenda do you, like, they're just like, oh, they were mad that it happened to have two things.
It's like, well, no, they know that people don't like that you got some weird agenda
that you're pushing on.
I mean, I think a huge part of the whole agenda, because I've thought about this a lot with
like all the diversity shit is so much of it is so many people who are like in these
positions to like make these decisions got caught so flat footed and things change so
fast where they're all just like oh we have to over correct so hard
because I want to like keep my job and see like
I'm the good guy like you know like all these casting
agents like the Marvel things you're like
you were the casting agent before who were
fucking up right like you're the
one you're the same guy who is
like only casting white people
and then the tides shifted and you're like oh
shit like I'm in a lot of trouble
unless I balance this all out super fast and then they're like now wanting to be patted on the back but you're like
you're the one who's fucking up to begin with oh yeah like you were the problem and then you just
got called out on it so then you just like overcorrect or there wasn't a problem but i know
or there wasn't a problem or whatever that's fine too but i'm saying they're the same people who are
like you know they're over correcting because they're acknowledging that there was a problem but then you're like well that but it was you
there's so many people that's that you know you're like it was your fault how many comedians are the
ones on the front lines that they're the ones that did blackface or whatever like tons of yeah
exactly or like tons of like workplaces who are like doing these diversity things and you're like
and then the hr people are like patting the be like but it was you did this there was that guy
that uh in the blm thing he was like he was it was doing like a robin d'angelo
and he was talking how white people are all racist and he was saying uh uh i can't remember the guy's
name but he's like a famous uh actor guy and he was just like i grew up in philadelphia and i didn't
have a single black friend and that's you know in philadelphia yeah and that's what the thing people
were like yeah well i didn't like grow up like that you know and that's you yeah i was gonna say you have to go
out of your way you have to actively avoid black people and not have a black so then he was kind
of like and everyone's like me and that's why we all need to change and he was like it seems like
you are you were just a fucking and it was not what could be racist it was because he was a
a nerdy fucking white drama kid and it was like yeah could be racist it was because he was a a nerdy fucking white
drama kid and it was like yeah you weren't probably interested in hanging out with black
people because black people don't do that shit and also they weren't that into hanging out with
you yes they were like the cool kids probably there yeah but it is yeah it is just like funny
but there is good news jezebel shuts down well it's good news for some that is for us
well bad news i don't really use her articles very much but here's the thing if jezebel shuts down who's going to be in charge
of getting people deplatformed who's going to be in charge no it's i guess those people can kind
of just do it on their own i guess they're all going to be like we're all indie journalists
they have to go freelance canceling just like it'll just go back to being a hobby there's a
nazi epidemic coming out,
and these people are just shutting down shop.
Shutting down Jezebel.
Yeah, just like that.
It's just done.
Rip Jezebel.
I was hanging out with one of my buddies
that works in media,
and it is funny, some of these companies, too,
because it's probably the biggest problem,
and this happens in campaigns, too,
but when you have a a a super like eat the
rich attitude well it's like lo and behold those people that like don't want to work that hard
of course well it's like you have all these people that are just like take down the ridge all that
sort of shit and then your boss comes in and they're just like oh this billionaire is telling
me what to do and the guy's like dude our company's going under yeah you're like you're
gonna be out of work i'm losing money on this company and they're like
oh the fucking billionaire wants us to work like why don't you go fuck yourself i'm quiet quitting
yeah you got the whole staff's like quiet quitting because they if your attitude is like
you know everyone that's like uh runs a company's evil sort of thing you know and then they're the
first person or people who
are like the thing closes down and they're like journalism is under attack right now yeah they're
like we all got laid off who's gonna do this journalism you're kind of like well you refuse
to do more articles or whatever honestly like very like most of the journalism at this point
is just like some guy on twitter who just with his phone at this point like just it
does feel like it that's like most of actual journalism right now is just some person on
twitter who's no journalists are curators they essentially curate like what videos went viral
they shouldn't be that's not what the definition of it is like cnn like or whatever fox or like
they should be doing journalism like where it's just like difficult and but it's hard because
i guess there is something to be said about, like.
And some of them are.
How do they happen to be in the right spot at the right time?
It's like they get.
Well, no, it's just like.
It's like the guy who gets the picture of Superman, you know?
Well, no, there's this guy in New York City who I follow on Twitter.
His name's, like, Viral New York News or something.
And he just, like, is on Twitter.
Like, he probably has, like, a police scanner.
And they go, something's going on. And then he, like, runs over there. And so, and then he just like is on twitter like he probably has like a police scanner and they go something's going on and then he like runs over there and so and then he just films it all and
he posts on twitter whereas that's a lot of the shit you've like people have seen in new york so
at jezebel they would probably have something like that and they'd have the police scanner and
they go oh my god there's a crime over there and they go fucking pigs yeah exactly you know
cops are enforcing more crimes yeah you go that gives me an idea for a story.
Yeah, exactly.
There's too much enforcement of crime, and we need to defund the police.
Something like that.
Or they listen over the radio, and hopefully hears a cop say something sexist.
You know, like accidentally says something sexist.
He goes, we need someone over two cars.
And he goes, thanks, Toots.
He goes, did you hear what he just just said that's what they're listening for i guess you're sort of right though that it
is mostly just people online which is probably good that's good it's like literally what i want
is if something happens i just want someone who happened to be there to just pull out his phone
and record it and then i'll decide what's going on i guess the guy who runs the company um basically
they were in talks with a bunch of different buyers and because a lot of these companies
when they go under they uh they just keep getting bought and sold and repackaged and then one one
one big thing owns nine and then there's like you know a lot of these big blogs you're just like one
per one company owns like 45 of them or whatever right yeah but um they were they couldn't find
anyone to buy enough,
but it's like,
it's just like the idea
of the guy who works at Jezebel
going and he was like talking to BuzzFeed
or whatever and it's like,
how much are you looking for?
Like, ah, like a million,
kajillion probably.
Like they probably just overvalued.
They have overvalued themselves
so much probably.
It's like, do you make,
what are the revenues like?
And he's like, revenues?
Oh, sorry, what was that word?
What is that?
I don't,
is that a journalistic term?
I'm not queer.
Went full...
I'll tell you what they're worth.
A fucking bucket of tape.
I'll tell you what you guys are worth over there.
Someone will probably try and...
I don't know.
But you can't really rebrand that
because that just became fashionable
for like the rah-rah...
I don't think you can do much of rebranding.
Yeah.
And like, what are you going to go back to?
Like just like a feminism thing.
Well,
the guys that fire everyone too,
they have to act like they're so empathetic about it.
So he goes,
a few decisions over the course of my career have been excruciating.
And I want to know,
I want to make this clear.
This is in no way a reflection of the Jezebel editorial team.
This is what they're sort of saying when they fire everyone.
But the guy,
the guy just,
he has to keep going to Jezebel and making these speeches being like,
there's nothing more brave than what we were doing.
You're gone.
And honestly,
we have a mission and we are accomplishing it.
And what you have all done here,
you two gone.
And this is just the hardest thing.
You are so valued.
You're gone.
And so they have to just keep firing everyone but they have
to be like my heart wrenches of course i mean i'm sure some of them are i don't know they're
probably like the guys who work there kind of pussies yeah yeah well this is the kind of stuff
that uh they're doing by the way uh so beale eilish uh says men don't face criticisms about
their bodies because girls are nice yeah, they're out here printing false stuff
about Will Smith having sex.
And then she says men don't get criticized
about their bodies.
And it's like, I think everyone in the world
can accept that that's not true right now.
Yeah, I mean, Jonah Hill is a perfect example.
Jonah Hill got murdered.
He made the hugest stink about it.
How many things where girls say that
dudes are fucking, they don't have
money they're not fucking uh they're they're too short they're fucking uh i mean they're not big
enough i have a million things yeah it's it's patently and then there's more things they
probably said about you patently untrue uh what are some of the other things people said about
you bastards but it's just so funny nowadays and you go okay if you're like a girl that puts on
like 300 pounds it's like we all know that that gets celebrated yeah it's like yeah people have
fought back against the narrative i mean like you could get hired as a model jonah hill got sprayed
dude dude they killed him yeah when he puts on weight again he gets fucking hit yeah yeah yeah
for sure even when he's skinny they go he looks weird as a skinny person like they're getting
them from all angles yeah it's like yes if you're really famous people are going to
criticize the way you look and if it's like if you really don't want it your looks criticized
it's like yes probably don't enter the don't enter politics or public life yeah but you don't by the
way you don't have to do no no like there's a lot of like you know billy eilish or whatever like she
could just be like a songwriter behind the scenes that exists and you don't have well i know lots of people and one of the reasons
is they're like i don't want to fucking be scrutinized like that yeah for sure and you
could say it's good or bad but it's like it ain't one way no no for sure i mean again i don't know
she's probably just like she gets a bunch of sees a bunch of hate on herself and she goes,
oh, well, I must be the only person getting hate
and I'm a woman, so therefore only women get hate.
Yeah, everyone's, it is a very like
on the center of the universe attitude.
Yeah, I feel like.
But also, you know that you go,
even if you know it's not true,
you go, all these blogs will post,
if I say this, all the blogs will post it like it's true
and they'll back me up.
Yeah.
But I wanted to say,
so the blogs have sort of been the breeding ground
for a lot of like
mental ideas obviously and colleges and universities actually so you're you got there
before i was going to say it because my point was i maybe i was a little off on that because
people always say the colleges and the blogs and the hollywood and all that sort of stuff
but i think it really is the university professors that is the breeding ground for all of it. Well, I mean, most bloggers are, they went to university, got some like useless degree,
and then they now have to like find something to do with it.
No, but a lot of the wacky ideas started as like a PhD thesis.
Oh, that, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's kind of what I was saying.
For sure.
There's all like people, when you pay people to just think, they're going to think up some
wacky shit.
I guess that's kind of.
you pay people to just think they're gonna think up some wacky shit i guess that's gonna you know just like and not even like just think theoretically about not like you know engineering or anything
it's like just about so there's a university professor and he's a princeton guy right
peter singer and he sparked backlash after urging followers to read and ponder thought-provoking
article about bestiality, which always is a surprise
every time I read it
that it's spelt bestiality,
which means whoever met it
did call it worstiality.
I didn't even know that.
I did a video about it,
so I always spelt it wrong
and people would be like,
you spelt it wrong.
And I'm like, what?
Yeah.
I think it was best.
I go, I actually don't think it is. Yeah. I would i thought it was beast you maybe it's best to you it's the
worst to me but this is it's you actually the what you just said is like such the nail on the head
because it's like you just get there they go think about this like little issue for hundreds of years
yeah and it brings you to wacky
places and the reason is i think a lot of times because they're building on other wacky ideas
where this guy is basically making an argument for why it's good right well he's essentially i
think from what i understand what he's saying is he goes well you're like murdering and eating them
so it's like is fucking them that much worse but and so but you go there's a link in your chain that like their
their belief system is built on so many faulty blocks yeah that it's hard to even like start to
be you go you have to you have to change their whole frame of reference of everything to like
point out where you're going wrong because you're like with that i mean it's pretty obvious the same
thing is abortion people always have the argument to go you know, let's say we pick seven months
or whatever, right?
Or age of consent.
It's 17 here and 18 here, right?
And you go, well, then you can make some argument
where if you want to really go into it,
you go, well, how is it a baby here and not here?
It's like, why would 17 be here?
And then a day, what about one day earlier?
How was that any different?
And you go, yeah, because yes,
obviously society just needs to like pick some spots, right? Yeah yeah you just have to put everybody agrees on a spot yes and it was
like so if you're if but like if you go 18 is the age of consent right for a guy to go make some big
long argument about like what about 17 and 259 or 353 days what's why is that not okay and you're
like well we picked a spot yeah we picked a spot yeah for sure you know what i mean and that is like literally the answer
is that simple that society needs to have like some spots or otherwise what are we doing pal
yeah yeah yeah for sure and i mean that's just and you go so when you have sex with animals he goes
his argument is like well here's the thing we do that's worse so that's why this is better and you
go well yeah maybe you go if well, yeah, maybe you go,
if you create a scenario where you go,
hey, listen, how about this?
What if I brought a dog to my house
and I had a dog and I punched it every day?
Would that not be worse than having sex with it?
And then after I had sex with it,
I cared for it and I made sure that it wasn't hurting.
My dick's also small.
And you go, I guess you could make that argument
about a lot of different crimes where you go,
okay, what about, I can picture a scenario where I had someone hostage, but they had the best
life of all time.
Whereas another one is I got in a bar fight with a guy and I broke his arm and now he's
in a wheelchair forever and he can't, you know.
And you go, so how is the bar fight where this guy only got a small manslaughter charge
better than this guy who was living lavishly locked in my basement.
And you go, yeah, I guess you're right.
Like if you were God judging those two,
you might say one's better.
I guess like for him, he goes like,
I guess maybe his purpose is he's like a vegetarian.
So he's like going to make people,
like I hope this doesn't blow up in his face.
And everybody's like, you know what?
You're right, actually.
If we're eating animals, why aren't we fucking them?
This guy's right.
He's like no no
that's not what i meant he it is what he was trying to get you to not eat the animals i don't
want you to fuck them i think you're off on this because people basically uh said to him too that
he kind of posted this other one that went viral on his site again and then he was kind of like
you know there's just something i was thinking about and everyone's like yeah except every four
years you publish like a huge thing about this.
So it's like people went back and it's like,
it's kind of been his main cardinal issue for 20 years.
He's been pushing this.
I wonder if he has pets.
Like I wonder if his Instagram is just him
and like six like labs and everybody's like, oh my God.
Peter Singer, 77.
He's still pushing it.
He's still pushing it.
That's going to be his life's work.
Should we fuck dogs?
He argues that animals
can consent to sex with humans
by giving indications.
It's like taking a logical argument for that.
There's like faulty blocks in there somewhere
because yes, everything in society
that becomes like a cultural norm
doesn't all, it doesn't
all fit together perfectly because it's a compromise between a lot of people's different
beliefs, right?
I mean, I understand what he's saying where he goes, well, this thing is objectively worse,
killing the animals.
So then he's like, why not this?
Well, I'll tell you the reason is because it's a compromise, right?
So one of them might be like, you know, for example, there's, there's a, you might have
conservatives think one thing and liberals think one thing, right? so one of them might be like you know for example there's there's a you might have conservatives
think one thing and liberals think one thing right and there's a little bit of some for you
some for us and you go well yeah but other i'm sure there's a lot of people that would look at
the laws and be like yeah i think some people might say financial crimes is like the worst
thing you could do is like rob an old lady from her all her money and some people would say that
you know uh that uh hitting a woman's the worst thing that you could do. So there's different people
that might have different things.
And you go, well, yeah,
we take everyone's sort of opinions
and that's what like you live in a democratic society
and you sort of end up with laws, right?
Yeah.
So you go, you can't look at them all at one thing, right?
But this guy, when you try to like poke holes in,
and as soon as you do that, you go,
well, what are you actually up to and it's
like i think a part of it is that you just got sit you're sitting there thinking too much yeah
you're trying to intellectually like something and the other part is like maybe a little bit
you want to fuck it or fuck dogs maybe but i mean yeah i don't know i hope i hope that's
not what he's doing but yeah he's got a lot of time on his hands to just think about.
There's sort of a whole community.
Does he have like, you think he has a hierarchy of like what's like he goes, you know, he's
like, you know, you can like any animal or whatever.
I mean, there is societies where probably it's like not that.
I mean, there are probably societies in the world where it wasn't that crazy for a dude
to go like bang one of the goats when he was 13.
Yeah, for sure.
But isn't there even in Tijuana now where there's a whole thing where chicks get fucked by a donkey or something?
I don't think they like it, though.
I think that's like porn.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah.
It's disgusting.
Danny putting on his wig and taking a trip to Tijuana.
I'm a buxom woman who's just looking to get fucked by a donkey.
Hi!
Hello.
My name is Nancy Moleschuk.
You can call me Nan.
I'd like to be fucked by your biggest donkey, please.
What's your name?
Fran Moleschuk.
I'm here for my sex session this guy must be the biggest
bummer at his college like everybody's like he's the guy who's the prof his doors always open and
everybody's like literally like when he's not looking is when they walk by you know they're
like you don't want to get caught with that you don't want to get caught that guy i'm gonna punish
you like he's one of those guys that just be like you'd walk by his office and
or if you were in the working in the same office you go oh yeah oh of course what are you working
on no then he was he's like baiting you into being like what you know what i mean he goes
he's just he works he goes and he's making the noise oh yes yes yes yes yes And then you go
What is it Peter
And he goes
You can fuck him
So I'm working on a list of the most to least fuckable animals
Currently on the bottom
I have fish
And the most important thing
Is that I've figured out
That it's actually morally permissible
Yeah I mean if you're gonna eat them That's that I've figured out that it's actually morally permissible.
Yeah.
I mean, if you're going to eat them.
I've been doing kind of a joke on stage talking about it's almost because most gynos are like females now.
Like after you finish your seven years of medical school and then you pick your body part.
Like if you want to be like the pussy doctor now, like as a dude, you got to really want it.
Yeah.
Because it's almost like abnormal. For sure. sure i mean i don't know how these guys if you're gonna be the you go if you're gonna be the guy that dedicates all his research to um proving the morality of bestiality
you gotta really he's been on this forever too like that's the funny part like you're still
talking about this well he's going back to
his like dean or whatever the head of the department he's like i have another idea he
goes let me guess bestiality he goes okay well this one's different though yeah there's gonna
be like a movie where it's like it's the year uh 30 40 and everybody's fucking animals and they
have to come back to now in a time machine to kill this guy animals gain consciousness they become sentient and then they like basically build a time machine
to come back and kill this dude peter singer peter singer is the devil yeah peter singer is
like the devil yeah well in his yeah in his perfect thing he was like they've given consent
and he goes what is the consent it could be anything. The animals just have to not move. It's not that right there.
That's the consent.
See that?
Blinking counts?
What counts as the consent?
He seems to be enjoying his food.
You know what animals are like after a nice meal.
Singer time.
Singer time.
And then there's another guy, his boy, Gary Francouan,
which is a French name.
Francione, I think it's a French name.
The French guys are into
some fucking zany stuff.
Yeah, into some wacky shit.
He blasted,
oh no, this guy,
actually not,
I got that wrong.
He blasted Dr. Singer
as someone who has been
supporting bestiality for decades
and accused him of parroting
the controversial line
for publicity.
Peter, you've been arguing
for decades that we need
to rethink bestiality.
Here is your 2001 essay,
which originated in Nerve,
the NJ, the New Jersey Rutgers,
the university lecturer said.
It was sick then,
and I think it's sick now,
but I appreciate that
whatever keeps you in the public eye.
So this guy's accusing him of like,
oh, he's trying to be controversial.
Yeah, just for the sake of it,
just so people kind of talk about you.
It's a shitty way to be. It's a good way to like get out of a relationship i guess yeah you know what i
mean you just keep bringing up the morality of busy let's just keep bringing it up you go it's
just what am i the only person who doesn't make sense to you that we could eat it and not fuck
it he's probably yeah yeah and it's like so you're arguing we shouldn't eat them au contraire
i goes in a he goes in a perfect world we wouldn't eat or fuck them, but that's not going to happen.
We are eating them, so.
By that logic.
Where am I wrong?
Tell me where I'm wrong.
Oh, so you're arguing that we shouldn't be able to eat them.
No.
Guess again.
I'm arguing if we are eating them, why not double dip, if you will?
You're already, if you're, I hope he has a wife.
I'm arguing if you're already eating them.
I hope he has a wife. What better way if you're already eating them. I hope he has a wife.
What better way?
Oh my God, shut up about this.
What better way to, what do they call it when they make the meat softened or whatever?
Tenderized?
Tenderized.
You know, some people don't like to eat it,
but the rectum is my favorite part of the animal.
Also, his wife's like,
and also this is a little suspicious
that you took a part-time job as a farmhand
when you're a university professor.
Yeah.
He's not welcome at the...
Petting zoo?
The shelter, anywhere.
The shelter, nothing.
Yeah, he just sort of comes around, just sees what the talent's looking like at the animal shelterting zoo shelter anywhere the shelter nothing he just yeah he just sort of comes around
just sees what the talent's looking like at the animal shelter the animal shelters you know when
when you you know how the the animals are all like they want someone to take them home
when peter singer walks in they all have to go it was like a you know lady in the tramp like
those movies where they can all talk but then they pretend to not talk when the humans are there
so the guy peter singer comes in they can all talk, but then they pretend to not talk when the humans are there. So the guy, Peter Singer, comes in, they go,
Peter Singer, it's in you. Everyone goes,
they have to all act like they're crazy.
Start foaming. Here, use some fake foam. Put the foam in your mouth.
You do not want to go home with Singer, man.
There's tales of the Singer dungeon.
Nobody's lived to tell the tale, but it's...
You get taken back to Singer's house.
The other animals are like, run! Get out while you can. There's no hope for me. He's lim to tell the tale, but it's... You get taken back to Singer's house. The other animals are like, run!
Get out while you can.
There's no hope for me.
He's limping around.
Going to the bottom of the well.
Singer's been working on this for 20 years, man.
This is coup de grace.
He doubled down on his support for the article
explaining why he is a vegan, by the way.
Why he's a vegan, the way why he's a vegan
but also seemingly pro-bestiality it is also a good time to slip your thing in you know some
people are israel palestine there's ukraine you russia gender politics i always i always like the
idea of like a sketch of everyone at the uh like a boardroom and everyone's like you know we're
gonna do the fat march and he's like good know, we're going to do the fat march, and he's like, good, and everyone's like, yeah,
let's do the fat march,
bestiality.
Oh,
what?
What was that one?
You know?
Oh,
I thought we were doing some marches.
Oh,
I thought we were inclusive.
Yeah,
so you get your thing,
and I'm the bestiality.
I'm surprised that one hasn't taken off more,
because in all the wacky stuff
that's been going on.
What,
bestiality?
Well,
people have been sort of
making arguments for pedophilia,
you know?
Yeah, that's a good point.
I'm a pedophile.
I guess this is...
Like, why is there not, like, I'm a beast...
There is a couple guys, but they're not...
This guy is trying.
He's been trying for fucking decades.
That's true.
But most of the guys aren't in the social justice realm.
They're like freaks on the internet that are like,
you don't understand, the dolphin loves them.
Yeah, this guy's not like a tenured professor at some, like...
Like, expensive university.
But I think that this is where all the stuff marinates.
You know what I mean?
This guy does it for 20 years.
Some professor in France marinates for 25 years about why, you know, the whiteness is
evil or whatever.
And then eventually it kind of seeps into the other stuff.
And someone goes to that school and they go, wait, this could be my job?
Exactly.
Do this as a job is just like fucking just be like, hey, why can't we fuck animals?
I've been arguing this at parties forever.
You're telling me that I can get paid to talk about this?
Professionally with benefits?
Yeah.
Please.
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So Ben Shapiro and Candace Owens
have been having a bit of a cat fight.
Yeah, they have.
That's what Marvel's was.
It was two hours of...
And then I'm sorry I ran out.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
And you know what was interesting to me
is that Ben Shapiro,
he lives in Florida
and the rest of them are in Nashville.
And one of the things that Candace Owens was saying
when they were fighting and she was like,
she kind of did a, she goes,
everyone's been noticing that Ben's been weird
because they see each other every day, right?
And this is why you can't work from home.
Like literally, Ben Shapiro probably said,
he goes, everyone at the office will be over there.
I'll stay in my Florida.
I'll see them every now and then.
They're developing rapport.
And they're fucking, the hordes are turning against him.
Although I guess he's, I watched like a little bit of her thing on Tucker Carlson.
And she's like, because I guess everybody thinks he's like the owner and runs it.
But he doesn't.
Like he's just.
I didn't think that.
I thought he owns a big part of it.
Or whatever.
But like.
He owns like half of it.
I don't know.
The way she explained it is she's like, yeah, he has some sort of. It's him and that Jeremy guy that owns a big part of it or or whatever but like he owns like half of it i don't i don't know the way she explained it she's like yeah he has some sort of whatever it's him and
that jeremy guy that oh yeah but he has i don't know if that's true actually it is oh okay well
anyways the way she explained it was like he's just like you know he has uh his show no i think
probably what you're she's like he's not my boss he's not her boss but he has an owner yeah or
whatever but he's not her boss okay i got it i got news for you uh ben shapiro's uh
word of who goes and stays yeah yeah a lot yeah that's true yeah but yes he's not he looks so
bad because he's not the ceo yeah yeah he's not the ceo exactly but he is an owner yeah yeah i
guess well that's like any that's a million places you know what i mean but if a number of a big
shareholder starts being like this this goes, you fucking know.
He can't, though.
That would just look so bad.
That's correct.
I think he's in a rock and a hard place.
Also, what did you think when you hired Candace Owens
and you wouldn't be getting some spats?
I think that they always thought
that the Israel stuff wouldn't become the fort.
I will say, Jews are on the chopping block right now.
I mean, I've thought of the funniest thing, too, because when the war broke out, stuff wouldn't become the fort i will say jews are on the chopping block right now oh i mean i
i've found it the funniest thing too because when the war broke out and then like i think
jews like for at least some the pro israel ones were like oh man we're gonna be the the thing
like we're gonna be the new current thing it's gonna be the israel all the jews like
all the jews you see like their minds like melting like the rapaport's the brett gellman even loving rapaport they were like we're gonna be ukraine and then
the next day you're like no you're russia and they're like what they're like no we're ukraine
you go no you're russia rapaport there was a pretty funny meme where it was like uh um china uh basically saying tiktok's
bad kids are getting radicalized or whatever yeah and then and then it was said like oh you're being
crazy and then two years later i support osama bin laden and i'm trans osama bin laden's so hot
right now it's crazy and tiktok's been deleting all the tiktok's been deleting like all
of the uh osama bin laden stuff content well i'll say i did i mean we've every probably one that we
know or like kind of in our world is very aware of the idea that uh when they were like you hate
it for hate us for our freedom and you're like well that's not what he said yeah you know what
i mean well david cross had a joke about it like in like 2005
yeah it's pretty like known thing i i guess it wasn't that people just believe the slop
i guess like that because that's what i'm like yeah you wait you literally thought he like did
this for like nobody does anything for no reason like nobody does like they don't just there's
obviously some sort of reason behind it but it was just like i guess people's like affinity towards like they're like oh my god
i'll never look at osama bin laden the same way again like the way they were kind of just like
the words they were using you're like yeah you're like yeah i'm sure you but also you're like you
eventually just want i just didn't realize i'll tell you what i didn't realize is how much you
talked about the jews i didn't really realize that i mean i knew i i knew that he was kind of you know we want america
to um bankrupt themselves and they you know all these foreign wars america's on i didn't realize
the extent to which he had israel popped in there well i guess yeah they don't they don't like israel
over there they don't i mean like again israel is i always think about it the uh if you
ever see eddie murphy delirious you know and then he does the thing about like the family like the
black family and the white family and like poltergeist where like like the white family
goes to the house and they're like get out and they're like oh i think we should stay here or
whatever and the black family's like we gotta go or whatever like literally nobody wants israel
there like surrounded by all these people who are like, get out. And they're like, nah, we're going to stick this one out.
Yeah, no one wants them there for sure.
The worst part.
So, Rapoport.
But Ben Shapiro's been like, he's full all in.
Yeah, of course.
I know.
But the other people there aren't.
No.
And like Elon Musk.
I don't know if you saw what he tweeted yeah
yeah yeah his uh response to like the whatever tweet which is kind of basically he was just
basically like i i you know i think he was you know just trying to say like the anti-white stuff
he's like the anti-white stuff has been he's kind of saying this is why people aren't like joining
your side because like all of the big jewish organizations were like pushing
yeah he's like the adl has been like the super anti-white thing and you're like dude and now
that i fucking have you see jonathan greenblatt oh my god now he's like oh you fucking you libs
in your safe spaces i didn't know what i was i thought i was having everything is like we're
in a snow globe right now that is just getting like shaken as hard as possible when I thought Jonathan Greenblatt
go on a
fucking interview and he goes it's all about
these safe spaces I go
you're the guy who deep personally
de-platformed many
people that I know I know
many people that are not
they were banned from every platform
because fucking ADL put them
on the hate list and everyone used
that hate list and that guy he goes he goes it's the fucking universities go it's the oppression
olympics he said i know he's like god sad play like all this like was this a fucking facetime
is insane does he think everyone's has like a fucking memory of a squirrel well it's just like
he's reaping what he sows is what you would say right now.
Just shut up.
All you should do.
Yeah, you're just like literally resign and put someone in charge.
And then honestly resign from the ADL.
Put me in charge.
I was wrong.
Yeah, put me in charge.
I'll fucking write this whole ship.
What would you do?
Well, obviously all the anti.
Like the funniest thing.
I'd be like, we're not doing.
Yeah, we're not doing the no white people. Yeah yeah the old white people are bad thing is not working out
i even said like i used to do a joke about this like probably like six or seven years ago when
all the diversity stuff started and i was like yeah you want to start uh punishing white people
for their skin color i'm like the i'm like those are the people who like kind of invented punishing
you for your skin color i'm like that's a bad idea and like that's really coming home to roost right now because
people are fucking like fairly so not happy but then he said he goes what's going on right now
he's like we're at the bottom basically you're like yeah with white people like he goes what
the hell's going on right now he goes we're jews are at the bottom of like the pyramid or whatever and you're like yeah you're with white people because that's kind of like the way you
fucking work this whole system out you were pushing it yeah you were pushing it and then
everybody's like well jews are i guess for white and then like there's only like a very small
sliver of people who are really like jews aren't white i thought i was fucking having an aneurysm
watching that i love it love it i couldn't believe
that but yeah i mean literally we've probably said this a lot of times today or what did he
say yesterday did sasha baron cohen say sasha baron so all these jewish let me guess hold on
let me guess what he said before you tell me yeah okay he came out sasha baron cohen he was as borat
no not as borat no it wasn't No, it wasn't a public thing.
It was a private meeting, 10 comedians with TikTok,
essentially excoriating TikTok for like...
You said there's two genders.
Tops.
No, they're all just like, TikTok's the problem.
That's what Sashmir and Cohen said.
Sashmir and Cohen go,
you know why people don't like Jews right now?
TikTok.
But there is some truth to saying that the fucking, you know, the call's coming from
inside the house a little bit.
Yeah, sure.
Like, no question.
You're like, you reap what you sow.
Dude, they're fucking at the like parade, like as the ringleaders of all this stuff.
Yeah.
That is, I'm having a hard time, not hard time, but like watching of all this stuff yeah that is so i'm having a a hard time not hard time but like
watching some of this stuff and i'm just like are you fucking with me or are you just that
unaware they're not or i think some of them think you're so stupid no they were i legitimately like
i think i'm like he just they don't see far ahead like they they don't see like how this plays out
they never thought.
You're like, if we do all this stuff now.
He's probably not a stupid guy.
He's obviously the head of some huge organization.
Some people are very sheltered.
Some people do live in these super sheltered bubbles where you're like, you don't.
And then when you get a lot of hate, he probably gets so much hate where he can't even really analyze it.
So it's almost one of those things where he just goes, oh hates me because i'm jewish and you're like no they're
like they hate you because of the things you're doing and like you don't understand that like
you know it's this lack of individuality is there's are no individuals they went away from
like you know into like with adl probably was like a fairly individual same with like the
you know uh aclu like it was very individual centered and they went away from this group shit
or towards this group stuff.
And then you're like, this is what happens.
Yeah.
You start ranking groups.
And, like, certain groups are like, this is not fair.
But you did hit, you hit the nail on the head.
Those cannot, Jonathan Greenblatt cannot be reformed.
You gotta go.
Yeah, you go.
Like, it's like, imagine just, like,
thinking like a sports team.
People are pretty on board with that, too.
If you fire the guy and you go,
new guys in, we're doing a different thing,
people are usually like, okay, I'm listening. Yeah, you'm listening yeah you go okay fine like at least you're paying attention you're listening to us and got rid of the guy and maybe like
but they like they could just clean house and if you sports team and yeah yeah i mean look at
twitter it's a completely different company just because a new guy right yeah like they could do
that they won't they could why won't they well i don't know who he will like
maybe there's a board or something i don't know i mean they get funding from somewhere so
and he might have some epstein shit on the board yeah maybe and i mean that's i'm sure that's one
conspiracy is why he's in there is maybe he's jerusalem sawdash jerusalem jerusalem post wrote
an article how to use wartime stress to lose weight and then they deleted it.
Yeah.
Join the IDF.
Be a soldier.
They go,
fears of rockets and missiles
amid Israel's war with Hamas
putting millions of Israelis
at a constant state of anxiety and stress,
but you can actually use this stress
to lose weight and stay healthy.
And they're sort of saying that
when you're stressed out,
it's a good time to lose weight. It's a good time to lose weight yeah don't you're not gonna eat so much it's a winning
mentality though i actually agree with that just like it's like being sick i always say that with
being sick whenever you're sick for a week it's like if you're 20 pounds overweight it's a good
time to not eat when you don't yeah for sure yeah it's a freebie it's a freebie it is a freebie
your body and your body yeah you lose muscle And your body's Probably like Fighting so hard That you kind of It's like a double freebie
Almost
It's a twofer
So I feel like
The kind of
The thread that I've been saying
Is just like
It is really hard
To figure out
What's true and what's not
And I've
It's hard to even explain
To people
Kind of the same thing
With the
The
The university professor
A lot of people
That have like
Such world views
It's like
There's so many faulty blocks
In people's Things right now That a lot of times i will say with the with the true not
true or true though there are so many people who are and you know maybe i could even be accused of
this although i do it as a for like for comedy purposes but there are so many people who
purposely just post fake stuff on the internet that then goes viral and you're like you're like
you didn't think this was true you're purposely like you're on a side and you're just posting something fake being like
oh look at this fake thing or purposely admitting the truth like you know cutting a video a certain
way or whatever yeah yeah but like there's a lot of stuff where like there was a lot of things
where like i see a lot of jewish people posting like um uh oh look at these like um palestinians
or whatever because they're they're not actually dead and then they'll post something of like uh some video from some took in like thailand in like
2018 of some kid who's like wearing like a white like sheet and it's supposed to say like oh he was
like one of the dead bodies and then he just gets up you know like okay like and you're like but
people are just posting the reposting that like it's been debunked so many times and then people
there are people who like whoever started that went and found this like the source of that went and found this photo and was like
i'm just gonna say this is like uh fake palestinian someone at someone at someone at some point did
lie and then it spreads but like someone chose to at some point and they think they're like oh well
this is like a information war and i'm just helping my side but you're like that that stuff always
comes home to roost you know the freebies it's the people that the cheaters the cheaters doesn't work out in the
long run yeah with community notes especially too yeah the community notes probably helps it
but the point i was making was um i was uh there's like kind of whenever i'm looking at people that
are sort of like successful in life or even like good at their job like or uh a lot of times it's not so much the that they're the the uh the it's a good world
view it's a lot of times like a lack of things that are holding you back and kind of you know
like a car is uh has like a a p like a lot of times cars can go faster but they've put a piece on their governor
a governor and a lot of times to make it go faster you just remove the governor
i feel like a lot of people's way that they look they have all these governors on themselves
and one of them i was just thinking like because you know people right now when you're talking
about israel past and you're talking about like winning the hearts and minds or whatever right
yeah like you don't want to just be a heart and mind like you ideally want to be somewhat above that like yeah
being able but it's impossible to analyze it when you kind of when you find yourself like in the
thick of it yeah the fog of war yeah you but i feel like everyone's like that for everything
and it's like so many so if you look at like people that are most people that are successful
they run companies they're sort of able to step back and look at the whole thing and see all the sides and
try to analyze all the parts and i feel like a lot of people have like governors on themselves
that force you to just you're just the you see yourself as just like one of the hearts and minds
to be won over by everyone yeah and some people are like that's the biggest difference between a
lot of times people that are are great and people yeah at certain things it's hard to be objective sometimes too
like some people you know people obviously have biases and stuff and they just cannot be objective
about certain things just that's a governor yeah yeah for sure that's what i'm saying but i don't
i think so think about in financial sector just think about the most simple one to always look at
these these principles is a financial sector right so if you go i have biases about
companies right yeah those are governors on your ability to to make money yeah for sure obviously
right yeah if you have like well i can't like this because of that and i can't like this because of
that or this uh this isn't good because of that or you know what i mean i believe this but i don't
believe that like all of those things the same with people it's like if you're able to like
evaluate good employees based on who would be good
all of your biases
are governors.
I mean there's literally
this Jewish guy
I can't remember his name
but he's like this investor dude
and he's been the craziest
Tesla guy
for like ever
and then
and like after
Elon Musk like
replied to that tweet
he's like
I'm selling my Tesla
all my shareholders
we're all selling
and you're like
he's like
Elon Musk is ruining Tesla
with this like
he's tweeting and you're like I don't think so i don't think it's gonna like
those are two sides just in california every person has every person has tesla like you're
gonna get a few people as like a point will yes they will turn in their teslas or whatever
but you still have tesla shares no uh but uh wasn't that one of your second worst trade of all time? That was the worst one.
That was...
The Tom's baseball cards was our worst one.
Wasn't Tom's baseball cards our worst trade?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, no, no.
It was the worst in the sense that...
More loss?
Yeah, it's hard to say.
So does that...
Do you still think of that one?
Is that the one that got away a little bit, Tesla, for you? it was the one where i just didn't follow my rule for sure it was
uh yeah you said that rule forever that you go i'm never selling this it's hard though it's easier
said than done well that's tim ferris uh rule one i don't know if it's his thing or he just said it
but it's rule one make your rule rule two stick to your fucking rules tough man it's easier said than done it's the only way for it's easy to make it easy is
you just don't uh think about it yeah but sometimes yeah i guess yeah if you're just like i'm not
gonna look but the problem is is like you just get people in your ear about that shit or you're
like even if i wanted to avoid it people are fucking you know it's just it's around but
anyways well that's why it's very hard i mean why most people aren't good at things or whatever like you know just you know you look at any
profession it's like well yeah most people aren't going to be the top at it no but i but i my theory
that i'm sort of positing is i think a lot of it is less about what you have and a lot more of it's
what about how much you can shake things that aren't helping you yeah so many people have so
many beliefs that they hold that are like holding them back.
Absolutely, yeah.
I mean, yeah, no question about that.
I think that people focus on the wrong way, right?
Like how, when people look at like
what they have to do to be great,
think about like even just like comedy
is an obvious one that you can make it practical.
But so many times you would go,
what would make you,
this is anything, but you go,
you go, what is, you look at people and you you go what is uh what would it take to be great okay oh he does this he does this he goes here but like
so much of it that people don't talk about is like the i mean the what not to do but it's like
removing the bad parts it's like don't fucking hang out with the groups that just like drink
every night don't don't hold okay
professional i'll give you a perfect example like so many comedians i know heard that bill
bird doesn't write on stage and they've decided that they're the only rights on stage and they've
decided i only write on stage yeah that is just a belief that they hold that is a governor on
their ability to do great yeah and everyone has all these governors so it's like i think the best
way is you have to kind of look at yourself and you go there's no one size fits all is there any benefit is this
belief benefiting me or is it hurting me yeah some people that's very difficult for them to be like
well i'm not most people aren't gonna be good but i'm saying to even figure out whether it's
hurting or helping them because you just have the first step is doing the analysis yeah doing
super analytical and like actually running tests i guess and you're like especially for something like comedy it's like you'd have to run it over like a long period
of time i guess i don't know i mean you just gotta well but you you can still do the calculus
like they're for example right someone might have a belief that um if like a family member
is really in need i'm gonna help them out right that would be a belief that maybe isn't helping
you but you go okay but i'm doing it's the thing to do yeah well it that's a subjective right so you go i'm doing
the calculus and i go yeah this is obviously not like helping me necessarily but this is a belief
that i would like to hold regardless of the fact that it's taking up my time and money sure so you
can still have them but just you're still being honest about like that you know what i mean yeah
yeah yeah this probably but i that's how i'd like to live my life i think that's more honorable so yeah i'm willing to sacrifice
yeah you know there might be some sort of downside but i think some people have a lot of those
beliefs and they go they don't even accept that there is some negative cost to this yeah oh yeah
that's well we'll figure it out eventually anyways that's my fucking uh lifestyle design point that
i've been thinking a lot about and noticing a lot about. Let's end on this funny article.
Okay.
So there's this guy, Mark Johnson, Mike Johnson.
Yeah.
Speaker of the house.
Is it?
Speaker of the house.
Is the speaker of the house named Mike Johnson?
Yeah.
He said he installed a porn.
He's the new speaker of the house.
That's the new guy.
Apparently, someone was telling me the new guy, I think it was Anomaly.
He came to the show in Irvine.
Oh, okay.
He was saying that the new guy is basically the same as i i he came to the show in irvine okay he
was saying that the new guy is basically the same as the old guy that's kind of how it is well he's
more he's a little more i think he said that like he's like uh uh what is the the super christians
fundamentalist no not fundamentalist evangelist i think he's like one of those no but in terms of
like the whole thing was we have a guy that's actually going to get stuff done oh yeah and apparently this is kind
of the same deal no they're not in the business of really getting stuff they are not in the business
of getting stuff done no i think that's a good point but it's a weird dad alert also yeah he
goes speaker of the house he said last year that he installed a porn monitoring software on his
device so that makes sense that he's super christian uh he installed a porn monitoring software on his device so that makes sense that he's super Christian
he has a porn monitoring on his device
and those
belonging to his teenage son
yeah because I guess his son was a big porn guy
how does he know his son's
a big porn guy?
they're probably like one of those Christian families
where his son's like dad
I have something to tell you
I've been watching movies like, what is it?
He goes, what is it, son?
He goes, have a seat, Dad.
It's like Seventh Heaven.
Remember Seventh Heaven?
It's literally like Seventh Heaven in this guy's life.
He goes, I watched a porn video, Dad.
A porno.
And his dad goes, oh, my God.
We'll get through this together.
Oh, son.
Why?
Because I don't know. It's the devil. The devil's in me. the devil's in me the devil's in me john chris
when he did our podcast he said that him and his buddy had like a porn accountability partner it's
probably this exact thing yeah but this is what it is because you have to this is a new app i think
he was there was no apps when he was in high school oh okay because this app is literally
like what happens is if either it sends all your search history to the other person.
How about everything?
How funny is it being his son and the son's in class and his dad's at work and the son
just gets like, boop, boop, boop.
Dad's watching a triple gang bang right now.
It'd be funnier if it's more like, cause I don't think the dad was on.
I think it was the other way around.
But if the son's like, cause you get all the search history, but it's like the son just gets like a text and it's like,
what does the speaker of the house do?
He's like,
he's just like searching what does he does?
Oh,
his dad's just like,
it wasn't porn.
It wasn't porn.
It was just like weird shit.
Johnson said both him and his son signed up for the service that scanned all
the activity on your
phone or devices your laptop tablet uh i would not want to have a fucking accountability partner
accountability partner the only count person i'm accountable to is the lord upstairs
i have an accountability partner with danny and they just keep going eight Eight hours of Ben Shapiro owns X.
Ben Shapiro owns pro-Palestine.
12-year-old.
Ben Shapiro went hard on kids.
I really want him to fucking debate some people, actually, Shapiro.
Because there's some people who are... He's done a few things.
No, but like...
He's not going to say anything.
He's not going to say any new things that you haven't said.
No, but I don't want him to debate...
Like, there's this guy, Norman Finkelstein. I don't know if you haven't seen no but I don't want him to debate like there's this guy
Norman Finkelstein
I don't know if you know
that guy
he was on the
Comedy Cellar podcast
and he's a
very anti-Israel
Jewish guy
like that's who
I want to see debate
it's like I don't
want to see him
just go debate
some like Muslim kid
I want to see him
go debate like
some fucking
old professor
no interest in seeing
that as well myself
I don't think I have
interest in seeing him
debate anyone on anything
because I just don't feel
I just don't feel like he has
any points where you're going to be like, oh, I haven't heard
that one before. Well, I want...
He's not going to have one, but I want him to debate
someone who's like, I feel would be close
to his equal. Why do you want to see that? Do you want to see him
if he wins or loses? Yeah. Like from the
sport of debating. I guess. I want to see
like, is he going to, you know,
because like that guy makes a lot
of good points.
Team debate Dave Smith.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, that would be good, too.
Dave Smith, Laura Loomer is really good.
Having your accountability partner be your dad stinks, though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, I don't know.
Would you rather your mom?
I don't want an accountability partner. Well of melanie you have to have one because
you're gonna go to hell the alternative is going to hell ryan so i'll hear danny poloschuk is on
4chan danny poloschuk is on the adl support hate page danny poloschuk is on the ADL snitch line.
I'm proud to tell you my son's got a clean slate.
So obviously I guess the son would just probably have some other system.
Yeah. But it's almost like if the son was going to spank it,
he probably has to have like old school, like a fucking nudie mag.
Yeah, nudie mag.
Yeah.
But he probably has his photos up at like every convenience store everywhere.
Just do not serve this guy.
Do not serve this guy.
But he did it to himself. He went in there in there he goes sir you might see this face come
in one day fiending for a nudie bag here's my photo please put that up on the wall and do not
serve me they do convince those guys that they have a problem pretty easily right well i've heard
i've heard there's some guys that are super like evangelical that'll be like i was addicted to
porn and you're like what does that that mean? It was like every month
I fucking spanked it. Yeah, I go, yeah, that's too much.
It's really
sensitive. I'll pick up almost anything.
It looks for keywords, search terms,
images. It sends the
accountability partner a blurred image.
It's a
big black fucking D.
Fucking blurred out.
No, you type in his... No, that would be a funny prank to pull.
You just keep looking at GoToSE.X
and it just keeps sending the blurred version
to your accountability partner.
And your accountability partner happens to be
like the speaker of the house.
He's like talking with like Chuck Schumer or something
and his phone goes off and goes,
one moment, good God.
I would definitely be photoshopping.
You photoshop an image of your face
onto your boning a dude
and then it just keeps sending you photos of you boning
a dude, your accountability partner.
Proud to say
the son's got a clean slate.
It's really sensitive. It'll pick up almost
anything. So, clean
slate from the son. He's happy to say.
But it is. It is
pretty funny.
Yeah, having your dad as the weird porn accountability partner.
I know.
I'll pass.
I'll just go to hell.
Thanks very much.
I'll go to hell.
Thank you very much.
Thanks.
This is, I feel like Jewish people, if they had that in their religion, they'd be like,
well, if you put the porn, this is what they would do.
They'd go, well, if you take the porn and then you put it up to a mirror and then the mirror goes to another mirror and then you look in that mirror
you weren't technically watching porn no porn jewish kind of porn accountability would be like
our jewish accountability app would just be like uh moisha i got a text here saying that you lent
money at only one percent below prime interest rate it's a bad investment and wise did you hear i said this on carola but
i said uh i thought of a this is how uh israel could never get attacked again they put a big
they put a big um a canvas on the iron dome yeah and then there's like a automated hand
and then every time a missile comes it draws a bit more of muhammad so then at the end Dome and then there's like an automated hand and then every time
a missile comes
it draws a bit more
of Muhammad.
So then at the end of it
and then at the end of it
like Muhammad's almost drawn
and then they're basically like
well you were actually
in charge of drawing him.
Yeah, so stop firing rockets at us.
Well you were drawing Muhammad
so they go every time
I've actually set it up
so you were technically
the ones drawing Muhammad
and every time you fire a missile
you were just drawing Muhammad Or you could just have
every missile draws a picture of Muhammad.
Yeah, might be worth considering.
It's basically Hangman, yeah.
So they go...
They go, because if you know for
a fact that any missile into this
area draws Muhammad, and you still send a missile there,
you go... Yeah, then you're just asking for it.
Well, you drew Muhammad, right? Because the thing's been set
up. Yeah. It's automated. It automated it's clever clever little loophole that's what i'm saying that's
i guess the muslims maybe they'd say that we don't do loopholes you did it yeah or they'd be like
okay well then once that's drawn all 1.8 billion of us are gonna know they have more drawings though
there's lots of them it draws it over and over again oh right right so you're like oh i'm a
martyr i'm going to get my virgins like i doubt it with how many times you just drew
muhammad yeah it's insane amount that's not a bad idea every person draws muhammad and then uh i was
saying the other way around is if like muslims need to have like something like strapped to their
body the jews wouldn't want to shoot them yeah so they have like first and last month's rent on spare the checks
instead of human shields they just have like a few first and last taped to their body
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