The Boyscast with Ryan Long - The Most Controversial Gym Joke in History

Episode Date: October 16, 2026

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This is the boys' cats. Men, men, men, men, men. We should license that. It's probably really expensive, but... She needs the money right now. By the way, okay, if we're going to start talking about the gym, I also feel like this is one of those burgers where you don't know where to start.

I empathize with the... I know what it's like to be judged when you go to the gym. Oh, yeah. All the leering. I've had a bunch of ladies around me. They gathered around me and they started screaming at my face. Take off your Google glasses. The lights on.

Why is the light on? I'm just filming the content, lady. When I'm doing squats, I don't want you to crawl through my legs, look up at me and say peekaboo. I'm sorry, ladies, that I wear my free mustache ride shirt to the gym and there's nothing you can do about it.

Hey, man, I mean, that used to be my fancy shirt and then it got demoted to gym shirt. I don't know what you want. Exactly. That was my wedding clothing. And I wore, I used to wear a tuck. tuxedo tie on top of that. Now I wear it at the gym, which is none of your concern.

Not your business, ladies. By the way. And by the way, they're never happy because they don't like the shirt. They don't like the Google glasses. They don't like when I go naked. They also don't like when I try to be helpful when a woman's doing bench press. I come up from behind her and I say up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, sweetheart.

That's a bad form. Yeah. So they're never happy. Yeah. They don't want compliments. They don't want comments. It's just nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what I mean? They just... I'll tell you where people really dress like a whore. Joey Swole, by the way, tough. You know Joey Swole had a heart attack? That time to be interrupted. Sorry. Danny's trying to get me into a load of shit.

No, I'm just saying. Okay. What did Joey Swole did? Well, Joey Swole had a heart attack. Wait, Joey Swole had a heart attack? Yeah, yeah. Well, I think he has heart problems, probably from like the gear. Better not have done that in the gym.

Well, the thing is, so he's like on, you know, his whole thing is like he's a gym cop who's busting her chicks for dressing essentially like this. And so he's in the hospital. He like comes to and he's like, time to make sense. He goes, what? What happened? Oh, yeah.

You're canceled, Joey Swel. Your whole thing's over, pal. You're done. But I thought Joey Swel was more of the influencing, the filming. Well, you think the women are like, that's where they draw the line? Big chicks are like, oh, no, no, no. Yeah. Those are horrors.

Sorry. Some nuance. Right. Actually, I will tell you what. We have a call from the headquarters of the, the female headquarters. Yeah. And they are not happy campers right now for people who can't see I use a phone.

Yeah. And, okay, the female high, I'm just getting a, uh, a report right now that the female hive mind is officially meeting up and they are sinking their periods. They are not happy campers right now. They are on, they're about to declare full on war. I've offered them. I said, listen, this is what I can do. We're going to give you Lindsay Clancy out of jail.

Yeah. That's a good one. We're just going to close Cornell as a school. That's, yeah, that we could do that. By the way, Danny, I can see that you're jealous, and that's why I have a present for you. Oh. Danny's going to be really happy.

I got my own phone. People who don't know, we have a phone, the situation. I've given Danny his own situation. This is kind of pissing me off. They're like not exactly the same. Well, that's the thing. That's how we know who's is whose. So Danny Poloshuk also has his own situation.

Do you think women are... Well, you're getting a call! Hello? Bring, bring, bring, hello. Make an offer to the women so they don't... I'm just hearing, so this woman who I'm talking to is basically saying that the patriarchy is essentially putting their knee on the neck of these ladies. I'm just going to listen in if you don't know.

Yeah, they're talking about starting a movement. I am George Floyd. They hung up. We hung up. They hung up. They hung up. They didn't like the I am George Ford thing. What if we offer the ladies, listen, we will allow you to all reset your body counts

back to zero. Oh, I like that. Do you know what I'm saying? That's a pretty good offer because they're out for blood right now. They're not happy. They're out for fucking period. For period blood. I've never seen them this happy. They're so, I'm saying, you know what? I think women wear burqas to the gym. That, hey, it would solve a lot of problems. But the only thing is we can't force them. It has to be their idea. Yes. Right. If they're like, you know, you have to wear burqas, then they're like, no, no, no, no. But if we can somehow convince them that it's better. You know what else I got called a whore? The Equinox steamer.

Two dicks in my mouth. Which is no one's business. You know what it is? Which is nobody's business, by the way, what I do in the comfort of my own Equinox steam room. Women are treating whore like it's their N-word right now. Because, you know, like, chicks love calling each other whores, like tongue and cheek. Of course. Right?

So it's very much you're like, no, no, no. That's our word that we call each other. Yes. You're not allowed to say it. They do, and gay guys say it. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah.

That's my other thing that I do is I jack up like 40, uh, 40 different hymns tablets when I go to the gym in my track pants. Not a sponsorship. I don't actually know if they have. It's good for working out, though. Gives you good pumps. Well, I, exactly. All over. Did I need to take 12 of them?

Did I need to just go ham on them? Probably not. I need to go ham. Is my face super red the entire time I'm working out? And it's, by the way, it's me jacked up. on 50 hymns tablets and I'm on the bench press just doing the bar really aggressively. By the way, me and Danny, we're about to do an entire episode on the way that we think women dress on Halloween, which I guess we won't do that. Hey, who's the first person that's like normal

nurses? That's how they dress. I guess it's that time of year when women dress like respectable nurses. Like respectable firefighters and respectable police officers. respectable Rita McNeil in a fairy suit OG listeners will know OG Canadian listeners will know Okay So People are mad at this one

Yeah And this is I can't believe how much juice this Do you not agree this is kind of the burger thing that we had about Where before where you're just like I don't even know where to attack it There's so much stuff to come on right now Oh like the lesbian bar

Yeah I mean one I can't believe we're on day five of this. Yeah. That's crazy. I don't know. Pretty tame joke. Pretty tame joke on a comedy show by a comedian. It wasn't a...

I'm going to go to say that it wasn't about that. When women are mad at you, it's about a combination of a million other things. Of course. The Cornell 7, this is kind of riding that way. I saw articles basically saying that. We're like, he's basically Cornell 7. Cornell 8 now.

I feel like this one too, though. because I first of all I don't know very many women in my normal life and give it two shits about this

no have we has anybody tried telling uh women to calm down about this maybe the problem is nobody's told them to calm down

yet you have your phone hey women's delegation yeah have you considered uh just with this whole

Shane Gillis horror thing have you considered calming down you consider taking it down a notch oh she's yelling she's yelling she's yelling

okay no it's just if you well yeah you could calm down hey excuse me Danny yeah

Just ask you take it down like a notch. Okay, can you just take it down a notch? One notch. Are you on your period? Because it sounds like you're on your period. Good day. Good day to her. I felt like this was one of the ones.

You know reason with them. Yeah, that was a lot's cause. I could have told you that. I wasn't going to help. I felt like this was one of the ones too where there was people mad at it. They know damn well this is crazy to be mad at. Oh, yeah. There was people out there kind of preaching, though, like, it's not okay.

And you go, I get, there's so many people. I'm like, if I had you face and face, I go, look me in the eyes and tell me you're not being fucking nuts right now. Oh, absolutely. You're just kind of hopping on a bandwagon. Yeah, and they almost are unhappy that they have to do it. Like, there's a little bit where they're just like, yeah, yeah, I'm talking to you. What are we mad about now?

And you go, really, I got a fucking, all right, fire up the front facing camera. Like, yeah, I'm really pissed about that. But he didn't call all women horrors. And they go, yes, he did. I was genuinely perplexed at the beginning of this. I was like, come on. Yeah, we're doing this again. We're just, we're doing it again.

I don't know. I don't know what to say. Why are you mad? We're just, why are you mad? This felt like a big one of you got the new programming chip in. Yeah. Or you go over mad at this. And it's almost like, yeah, but you got the update.

Oh, this is the 2019 update. They accidentally. But I felt like the gym one when they got the gym switch, it felt like they did it. Yeah, like an. where it was like they mixed up the degree where they're going to be sort of mad about this one and they're really mad about this one and they mixed up the no we're going to be really mad about this one it's i thought this one was just supposed to be a little bit mad about it and they go no we got

the rage i saw real grown men getting mad because Shane said the f bomb at 1245 a m on a saturday night on television there was like people who were just like well i'm never watching saturday you're like it's 1245 in the morning on a Saturday night are you really just clutching your pearls to this point where you're just like I just I never just their mouth open so jenny slate got fired for doing that you're like well so did Shane yeah he's also fired he also got fired so do you think that's when they say male privileges male privilege the ability to watch the news without having an emotional melt yes correct just like This is male privilege.

You watched it a news ago. Anyways, games on. That's male privilege. You don't have to, you know. By the way, I know you always say that this doesn't get to normal people as much. Yeah. This one, I'm telling you, my dad messaged me. He was just like, you know, I hear about the Shane Gillis guy.

He goes, do you know him? I go, yeah, dad, he's my best friend. Yeah, yeah. I did his podcast. Until this scandal. Yeah, yeah. Obviously, I'm not happy with them now. I'd disown him, but I had to.

Previous to this, yeah. Yeah, I go, Dad, I don't know if you know my last press to her. I almost did his podcast again. He was just out of town. You should fucking know. So this is got into the. Yeah, yeah, this one, I mean, again, I'm sure Shane is like, hey, Trump, can you do something? Please.

Can you please do something so that this is not the only story in America? Good point. You're right. They need another big story. This just kind of hit at the exact, you see this sometimes. was this hit at the exact moment where there was just not a lot going on in the news. Well, there was the big news of me going to Austin on the wrong day. That dude, I was crying laughing when I saw that.

Absolutely. Yuck it up. Crying. You're not the only person. You and two other people. I was supposed to go, explain how this happens. I'm in this film, the pilot thing with, it was Kurt Metzger wrote it, Callan directed it, and a bunch of Austin people.

pretty cool. And it's actually, if you're in Austin, they're doing a premiere next Tuesday. Next Tuesday. This coming Tuesday. Yes. And I, uh, and I flew to Austin for the premiere and a podcast and I got off the plane, got to my hotel and they're just like, yeah, we don't have you. And I was just like, uh, yeah, I was like, I pulled it up. I'm like, it's right here. And then it's like, yeah, it's a week from now. So I, uh, I would like, because you're not the, sorry, when you, when you said that, I was like every single person in my life that said that I responded like you. That's the funniest thing they've ever seen. Oh, I was like, I was cry. I showed it to my wife. She was fucking crying laughing. It was, it was, it was a, glad you guys enjoyed yourself.

It was a good time. But so you're very against these like, AI agents. I think this is actually the best use case for you. It's just be like, hey, just keep me on top of my travel. Just link it to your email. And it'll just tell you like, hey, you have a thing next week. Well, what would it do? I booked the flight on the wrong day, too. But it would be like, hey, your hotel and your flight are wrong. Well, the problem is I didn't book the hotel. It's one of those things This is the problem with an assistant period Is you go I have you know I have a manager

Is you figure out how to do it But you're just like a lot of times People just message you and you're just like what You just like add people into group chat Like it's did you not have an email saying this is the day Like if you if you messaged me like hey We're doing this thing like next Thursday And then I and then I told you to message my assistant

You'd be like well Was there the date of the actual premiere thing in your email By the way there's probably four people I was talking to Where I was like yeah yeah I'm coming through Tuesday like I was like and then this and I was supposed to do this podcast and I figured one time someone would click and be like just so you know what's next Tuesday and what I'm saying is it's someone else's fault doesn't matter moving on moving on that I'm just saying the news could cover that that was a big story over in the polish truck household the tagging Shane in the photos is one of the funniest part we're going to go through some of the responses but just like women posting like my wife realized how big of a story was because like all the you know her chick who does her her brows who she like follows on Instagram was like going after him like oh no yeah yeah just like

random people in her life were all like this fucking piece of shit I was like wow people are really mad this is great broke containment I mean he's gonna break his own Guinness Book of Records after this by the way two in a year yeah I was just like but the

women posting like just photos of them with the titser I saw a lot of only fan's chicks doing that where it was like they know what they're doing. Yeah, they know what they're doing. Karen posted hers. Yeah, she's funny. And then got in the news as,

as, uh, you see that. What did she say? Horrors for Shane? Uh, like kind of just like, you know, tongue and cheek like,

fuck you. But as a joke obviously, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Yahoo news, like wrote some whole. Oh my God. Women are clapping back.

Uh, yeah, she's in tires. Yeah, I know. Doesn't it. So the tagging was funny. I mean,

we can start with, Dan Levy, because he was the original The Zionist Dan. I don't know if he was. Honestly silent on Ballastine. I feel like he's not, to be honest. No, his dad is and he's been silent on it.

That's what people have been saying, but yeah, yeah, but he hasn't been silent on this. Yeah, he has nothing to say about the thing that, he has nothing to say about that, but he has a lot to say about this. Yeah. Hey, Dan, they're not going to let you host Saturday Night Live, okay? They might. They might, but, well, I think the juice has kind of run out.

I feel like if he was going to host a, it would have been. He might have another big thing. Yeah, he needs a new big thing. But he's the, it felt like the, I should be hosting Saturday live. Why are they letting this guy? Yeah. And I should just be sucking off dudes through a gloria on the monologue. Well, he's, that's the ultimate bubble. You have to understand.

This guy's had like, so he was mad young when they made him like a MTV VJ. Yep. So he's had like, he's had the industry like red carpet since he was like mad young. Absolutely. Yeah, he's just been getting one thing after another. One thing after another. And then he wanted to do a show. so his dad basically came and was like,

oh, I'll be the EP on the show so we can sell it or whatever. So this guy's like been in like a hallway. And it was a really successful TV show, but you know, he kind of got brought up the rear. No, but the point in, I'm not trying to make it to dismiss like his show or whatever. Which we will not be saying the name because there's a curse word in it.

Yeah, the point that I'm trying to make is the amount of the bubble that guy's in. Oh, of course. But that's kind of, I was like, if you want to talk about an ultimate bubble where you go, you're from this moment you were in the industry, you've never had to be anywhere outside of it. Like, you know what I mean? You've been dad...

You don't even know what YouTube is. No, no, you... Like, if you have to set up a YouTube channel, you'd be like, can you get my assistant's assistant to do it? You've never had to be on the outsides of just like the mainstream corporate industry. Yes, correct. From the time you first start... Star eggs.

Right? So that was... That was kind of what I meant where I was like, you... People like that, you go, that's such a bubble. But also it is funny where he kind of said in his thing. He was just like, you know, I see way more guys. And I'm sure people have said this. You probably go to like

Yeah, you go to Equinox. Horrors, I've been going in the steam room at Equinox. You know the shit I'm seeing in there? These men are depraved. Yeah, and also there's just something funny about like a gay guy period being like, I don't even notice the way women are dressing. Yeah. Was there women like bent down like doing something crazy?

I guess I was more focused on a dude's nipples. Right? Also, that is a point to make is you have to understand. The fancy gym, Shane's going to, are, like, influencer gyms, right? Like, if you go to those, like, there is a level of, I'm not saying people that are, you know, big comedians always do this, but there is, if you're in New York, you're probably going to the, like, fancy influencer gym that's expensive, the one that Taylor Swift goes to and stuff like that. And you're just like, those gyms are, like, yeah, they're all set up to look good, like, you know,

as for filming specifically. There's a lot of people there that this is a press junkin for them, a ton of Only fans, chicks. So those gyms are, you know, tapped out with, you know, Tidy. Yeah, for sure. I mean, look, it's everybody saw his joke. I mean, obviously women got particularly mad about this, but. You don't say?

You don't say. But, you know, you see, you certainly see some of this to the notion that they took this as like, oh, what all of us dress like horrors? And you're like, it's not what he said. a million women would say that same thing yeah fucking women are uh I'm telling you it's the red word sometimes I've seen women at gym where it's like

legit you go like I don't even know how to explain it where you go basically you're seeing 70% of her tit I'd say yeah sometimes sometimes they do the things too I mean sometimes guys you sometimes you'll see those meathead dudes and they wear those like the you know the really thin like it just covers the nipple where like there's

I saw it like a speedo type situation where it was a guy with like speedo when you could see his dick print. I would be like, that's crazy. Yeah, that's a lot. I agree. But yeah,

I guess I would say that about the top. But the top thing is less crazy because you're just like, like, like there are a lot of gyms that, like ban those tops. Right. Which again,

okay, but if you're an outdoor gym and a guy was working out with his shirt off, that's like, outdoor gym, but if you had a speedo on, you'd be like,

what do you fucking do? Yeah, what are you doing? Yeah. It's, yeah. It's honestly not even worth discussing because you're just like,

everyone knows, yes, I don't know, whatever. Some people do. Some women dress provocatively at the game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm not complaining. I'm not complaining about it.

So I didn't actually realize, though, Joey Swold does do a lot of pointing that out. Yeah. I thought he was more pointing out the influencer side of it. But you're saying he's pointed out like this isn't inappropriate. Well, it's like both because it'll be some chick influencer who's dressing like a whore. And he's like,

this is totally inappropriate for a gym. You know, like they'll do stuff where they're just, you know, like the angle, they're squatting and it's just like a camera underneath them and he's just like this is you know and a lot of them they know what they're doing they're looking for the views yeah they're making content for their to promote their only fans yeah yeah a lot of them calling them out but not anymore

the other the next funny one was there was a lot of women they were saying they have like a degree in comedy I saw they go I'm a comedy expert and they would list off their credentials you judge Johnny saw those yeah so they would lift off their credentials first where they just be like just you know like I'm I know what I'm which it would be the equivalent of a comedy nerd Well, it wasn't even totally that. It was like, I have a degree in this.

I went to school for it. I was also the person I worked at this comedy club. So I'm pretty... I've seen a lot of improv. Yeah, the one was I've seen a lot of improv. I mean, it would be the equivalent of me being like, I want to comment on LeBron. And I was like, just so you know,

I worked as like administration in the rec center. So I've been around basketball. I've been around basketball. I know ball. Some would say I know ball. But it is interesting. Because I've kind of been thinking about it. It's like, there's nothing that people hate more than, like,

decentralized spaces where they can't have like a central body to appeal to. And comedy is the ultimate of that because they want to be like, well, actually, like, I have the highest thing because it's this. And I have this degree, which proves this. And you go, none of that matters here. The only thing that matters. You know what I mean? Yeah.

And you're like, okay, boycott Saturday Night Live, even though you probably watch the clips on YouTube or Twitter or something. You don't even see them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, if you don't watch Saturday Live, you've come across their YouTube channel occasionally. So, I mean, that's, I guess if you want to boycott Saturday Live, If you want to, that's fine.

Yeah. There was some crazy random crashouts, too. This guy's really funny. This is the best one. No, which one do you have? Nope. Oh, nope. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nope. That's one I was going to put up. These type of guys, it's funny to know they exist because it's like, have you ever met one in real life? Nope. Okay, so this is, yeah, this is a random, but the bunch of these dudes like this. Also, I've been to the gym in so long. I didn't know women just dressed like, nope. Mm-mm.

Mm-mm. no no absolutely not fuck that and fuck you uh that might be my rude ringtone

this guy is really good no fuck that fuck you fuck that nope I thought it was like a bit I've seen so many things

does seem like you know who it reminds me of I had a friend who had a friend who very religious and his dad was he was kind of normal like he was a skateboard kid a bit yeah but his dad was very religious and it's probably the only religious dad we knew and he was this guy yeah it reminds me did not like me by the dad was not a fan of the kid yeah it reminds me of and daly the principal from uh eastbound and down yeah yeah yeah it's a caricature of like it's like a ned flanders kind of type ned flanders is nicer though

yeah this guy seething with venom yeah he's seething but he's like with us kind of a bit of a smile on his face. Nope. Fuck that. Fuck that. 10 million views on TikTok. But like, Larry in real life

that guy said that you'd slap him. Yeah, you go, what? Fuck out of my face. You get the fuck out of here, you loser. Yeah,

you make it flinch, for sure. It is funny because yeah, just in any normal scenario, like if that guy played basketball. I want to know if that's,

basketball. Like, if that's this guy's bit, though, like maybe we stumbled upon like a corner art piece well no it's just he it's uh today like ice killed another person and it's nope nope we're not doing that we're not doing that fuck that fuck you and it's just ever that's just he reacts you know that's his reaction content and he has merch that just says nope like just fucking chicks walking around with no pets yeah yeah yeah yeah we have a male was

elected president nope nope nope The, Rooney Wade was shut down. Nope. No. No. Fuck that. Yeah, that guy is,

I guess he's not gay, but he probably has, like, he's an ally. He's an ally. He's a performative ally. I think that people are a little onto that,

because I can't think of, again, you talk about the, and we've kind of done lots of different things about the internet versus, what it looks like in real life.

I really do think this one in real life, I don't know too many women that would think that guy's cool. Hell no. Or even appreciate it. No. But on the internet, I'm sure ladies are like,

fucking appreciate you. Finally someone's standing up for us. I think so. People are just like, we need more of you. And in real life women would be like, fuck, I went to this place. I was looking for,

like it was all this. We need less of him. Yeah, yeah, we need less of him. Like in real life, for sure. they'd be like we need we need less of that women would be like nope

nope no fuck that him taking up his pants I guess we'll fornicate now nope fuck that fuck you

well seeing us how you're my wife and this is our wedding night I assume that we will be fornicate nope place his video but it's our wedding night nope nope

nope That guy's a... We're not doing that. That guy's a legend. That guy's top tier. Yeah, that's one of my favorite. That was, like, amazing video. That was so good.

There was, here's a random crash out. Tell me this isn't scary. This is like horror movie shit, dude. Mm-hmm. And the psychopaths, the one person, the maybe 10% psychopaths women have really been, like, dominating the internet right now.

Uh-huh. Okay. This one is just a woman in general. You go, tell me this isn't like scary. where you go. I think we're like, we might be in trouble, dude. Nah, never. I wouldn't be surprised if you hear a knock on that door and it's there, you owe it it. It's like, I, nope.

Boys cast for boys? Nope. Nope. No. This woman here, I think,'s going to crawl through the vents and get us, man. Where's the accountability? When? You tell me this one fucking. We are. Yeah.

Terrified of us. I agree. I'm not. Don't hear me laughing. Because they're weak. She means you. My fucking TV. Trump, we have to hear his voice.

I'm telling you, man. This woman is about to do damage to you. I have a... Demand. Anyway, she starts to scream around. Tell me what you think about this idea to kind of just, you know, limit women like this. You know when you have to do one of those...

Oh, yeah, you missed her scream. Hold on. She says, women rise up. And right. Yes. Okay. Maybe I didn't have the screen, but. What was that even reference to?

Was that? I think she's just in general. So you know, you ever have to do this one of those K-Y-C things and you have to take a, like, a photo of your face? Yeah. You ever done one of those? So we have this for social media where you just have to smile before you can make a video. You just have to give them a smile. Smile more out?

It's a smile like K-Y-C kind of deal. So I just like, once these ladies are about to make one of these, like, derange videos and go, come on, just give us a smile. Smile more. Just give us one smile before you start on your app. Danny, if you release the smile more out? Just,

well, it's like a phil. Smile sweetheart out. Well, it's not even an app. It's just like before, you go to make your TikTok. Mark Zuckerberg would have to.

Yeah, just goes to make your TikTok and then like, you know, your front facing camera turns on and you should have to give it a smile. Guys would have no problem. We go, yeah,

yeah, for sure. Quick smile. All right. I'm going to make my video now. But then this one, she'd be like, Hey, Danny Bullochuck, just looking for dudes

in New York area. I just give us a smile I'm not gonna demeanor because in my personally she's going through a lot I respect that fight I'm actually scared dude I'm telling you

yeah we need we need to the hive mind is awoken oh the mobs I do think about it a lot how just the human condition just loves a good mania they need it yeah just this thing we're like

like what's like mobs are just such a natural natural thing for humans I feel so good to be in a mob. I've never been in one. Yeah, I've never really been in a mob. I mean, I see a mob and I go, my instinct is just do the opposite of the mob. Yeah, I never have been in a mob, but like, fuck, it probably is sick, eh? Being, you know, like, if you're in a gang and you're just like, your guy number nine stomping someone. I'll tell you what it is. Here's the best example. We have actually experienced it. When the Raptors won the NBA finals, that's what it's like. Yeah, we were kind of in a mob.

That's like the closest thing when we were like out in the street. I wasn't able to give my myself to the mob though even when that was happening I was still conscious of like okay you're the collective energy I'm sort of faking it if I'm being honest I was a little bit faking it where I was like woo but I wasn't my heart wasn't in it but that's the closest thing of just being in you go this is like the the collective energy you get caught up in it yeah there's a new thing too where a lot of the people are saying they're there they're with the shame thing they're just like you know I'm not even it's like I'm just saying it's not funny that's the thing

Where it's like they're trying to topsy-turvy it. Yeah. Like they're trying to, because I think, I've sort of said this, they realize, and I've seen a lot of women post things where they go, don't show the men your rage. Like, you know what you should do? They go, that's exactly what I was saying. They go, make fun of them and tell them they're not funny, but do not show them their rage. They haven't earned their rage because basically the point they're making is they're more effective

if they just try to like laugh at men. But you're just like, yeah, but you're not capable of doing that because you're seeing a rage where you go someone like you know like us like you go don't show your rage we don't have any i'm not i'm like i actually don't really give a shit nothing gets me fired up other than right so it's like they're trying to play that game against you and it was like they would be just like oh that's not funny and i'm not even mad and you'd be like okay well you're fat and she'd be like ah and you go like you they can't play that game no they can't really because you are mad and it just wouldn't have the same kind of effect if they were just trying to say oh that wasn't

funny you go okay well that wouldn't that's fine if you didn't you're not supposed to find every joke yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah just be like okay that's your opinion that's fine yeah but that's how this works yeah yeah that's how this works yeah that's happens all the time but it is a big thing where they're kind of being like I'm not mad and you're just like you're like dripping the anger you kind of see it you give us a smile then prove it you prove it you're not mad just give us a little smile no you can't because you're mad Do Danny know who you are? You're the bad breaker rapper from Scienceville.

That is, you, Danny is the antidote to that stuff because she would be like, coming up, I'm not mad, I just think that you're not funny, and I think that you're, like, she could say anything to you low blow and it really wouldn't hurt your feeling. And then you'd be like, okay, well,

don't you just smile for me? And she'd flip out. You really, you haven't by the... Well, I know how to play the game, man. But it's not... But it's not an intellectual. thing that you just know how you are like that. I am like that yeah but but even if it is a necessary if I would ever catch myself you know getting any sort of emotion then you would catch it I would catch it

you know we've kind of made this point with the people what they want you get you you know chicks like a dude better you know at least at the beginning where he kind of you know it feels like he doesn't care that much and you're like well how do I how do I pretend I don't care and you're just like well you actually have to you have to actually it's like I think that thing where they're kind of like you know we won't show them that we're mad and you're like no you actually have to kind of not be mad. Yeah, you have to not be mad. And there's other ways to, you know,

to voice your displeasure without coming off as emotional. That's the thing is it's the emotions betray you in this. That's what the shit's creed guy. He tried to go, he tried to flabber. He tried to be like, I'm flat. I can't even believe what I'm seeing.

Like, I can't believe what I'm seeing on this late night comedy show. Yeah, his thing is he's sort of like, I can't even fathom it. Yeah, well, he wanted more, uh, what's her face? fake Hillary Clinton playing hallelujah. That was the height of comedy for him. For sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So he's more, he's like, I'm not, he's kind of doing that a bit. He's like, I'm not mad. I'm just like, I can't even believe my eyes. See, if Lorne Michaels knew what he was doing, that's next Saturday. It's just shade. They bring back Shane just to open with him as Trump doing

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See Mint Mobile for details. So you've been kind of making the point, and me a little bit too, that they're trying to bring back, you know, the cancel culture. It does feel a little bit. Other people have sort of mentioned this, but like it does feel like,

so politics, I've kind of been noticing that 90% of politics is just like which side, annoys you less. It kind of feels like. And it was like Trump was kind of losing his power. And it does feel like right now they're just like, yeah, we need to go full force annoying to let people know that you don't forget.

We're like annoying. Well, it's, I mean, South Park nailed it 20 years ago when there was it a giant turd or a shit sandwich. That's just what you get. Those are the only two options. Giant turret or a shit sandwich. But the canceling doesn't work as well right now because for one, no one has jobs to take away.

That's a big one. Like so many of these people, you go, I mean, we've said, what do you take away their RSS feed? Like, people don't have things. Yes. Like the industry kind of, I mean, I'm, I mean, even the traditional industry is getting decimated. It's been decimated. Yeah, it's been absolutely decimated. Right, but that was like Ein Rand style.

There's like, in Alice Rugged, it kind of played out where it was like, they kicked out all the good people. The good people went and started their own thing. That thing became bigger than the industry. Yes. And then they're like, well, they shouldn't have that. And you're just like, well, unfortunately, they're the ones who control what's on that. Correct. Also, and, you know, I hate to be pointing this out to the ladies.

But your collective rage increases Shane's profile and sells more tickets. And everyone kind of realizes that, too. Not less. It's just, have you not been through this enough times to realize, like when you're all shrieking that you make the person more popular and not less? Well, here's where I've heard people make that argument. And my counter argument to that would be that, yes, but the individual, person doing it raises their profile. So collectively, because you're assuming...

There's like a Highlander element. Yeah, but you're assuming that people are actually trying to accomplish their stated goals. But that's not what's happening. They're actually accomplishing the goal of rising themselves. Yes. If they're like a comedian. Or who's doing this. People there have voices on the internet. That's who's doing this. Correct. Yeah. So that got a ton of views for them.

So it actually did accomplish his stated goal of them getting views. So interesting is a rising tide raises? all ships. I'm saying that they should be making thank you Shane videos. Yes. That's correct. Yes. But you're right that it doesn't help their stated goal. Most

of politics commentators do not help their stated goal. However, that's a lie. The stated goal is a lot. Although we're going to see, and we like post-Cornell 7, I've seen several instances in the, mostly on threads, but in the comedy community of women

basically trying to essentially, remove men from the from the community you know beat it just and essentially it's like we've seen you've seen that before we've seen that before and we saw it effectively to be honest and then but it's what community you're like are we just have our we just have our podcast no no no not us I'm saying stand-ups where they're like yeah this guy should not be allowed to work anymore at any of these clubs and they make such a stink that the clubs give in and these guys are like oh actually don't have anywhere to work anymore right which we saw it happen in Canada I've seen it happen a few times now. But it's two-pronged.

Women are like, this guy is a predator. He should not be allowed to work. Also, I should get more spots. Sure. Right? Like, it's two, they're doing two things at once, where they're removing him and trying to elevate themselves at the same time. We knew that when

people were on the internet, having, like, loud debates about, like, should Jews and Indians be allowed in the country? Like, we knew that you go, this is going to probably be doled back a little, huh? Well, yeah, exactly. Should the Indians be allowed to live?

Yeah, you go, probably the pendulum's going a little far. It's going. So we've, dude, I got a Patreon strike. Brought on my calling show like two weeks ago, which I'm like, I didn't even know that was a thing. And they wouldn't even tell me what it was for. Hmm. There were, it was, it was just the description of the, the, my call-in show. And then they were like, they gave me a strike.

They just, their strikes are not that serious. Like, they're just like, we're not showing this. but they're like, if this keeps happening, you can get more and we can remove your Patreon page. And they wouldn't tell me what it was for. They were like, you know, YouTube at least is like, this is the exact thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just a general.

You're a bad. Patreon's just like, hey, you did a hate speech. And I go, could you care to tell me what it was? Because I honestly went through the whole thing. I go, I don't know what this is in reference to. And they're just like, nope, just try and edit it. And then I edit it. Maybe your Zionist talking points.

Maybe. I edited it and I re-uploaded it. And they're like, nope, still got the strike. I'm actually baffled what this is for. Right. One thing I was having this conversation with Natish when we were in California, that there is something about when your group becomes in the chopping block, the same kind of point that I was making about the stated goals is there is actually nothing

better as a comedian than your group is in the chopping block. Like even like we're talking about that, but Natish, he was like when people were kind of, shit on Indians, you're a goal, for him personally to come out and now you get to be like, I guess some. Yeah,

of course. Yeah, yeah. There is, as, I mean, after 9-11, how many Muslim comedians,

like, pop the fuck off? Oh, for sure. If you have a group and you go, everyone on the internet decided your group's bad,

that is actually, like, amazing fodder for comedy for you personally. For you personally, yes. Yeah, yeah, you have all this new show you can talk.

I mean, even when we, for us, like, on little things where, I mean, you've obviously had a bunch of videos about the Jewish stuff.

But more importantly, think about just the smallest one where they go, remember when there was a month where everyone was like, we hate Canadians? Like for me, I was like, oh, this is hilarious for me to talk. Like, this is honestly fun to talk about now. Go back to where you came from Snowback. But that, people

were saying that. Yeah. So there is, ironically. Yeah, and there is something funny about like when your groups in the chopping block online, it's actually good for you personally. Yeah. I mean, I even said all the canceling stuff, it's like, still better for comedy. You have to be a little more delicate, but.

Yeah. No, yeah, yeah. And there is, there is something about these ones that there is almost like so little consistency in it that it's like hard to refute because you know what I mean? Where you go logically, you go, okay, because even just little things where you go, okay, all the sex stuff or whatever and you go, would you campaign for the, like, would you support this bill where like people that are in jail in like Harlem for like, uh,

sex crimes, they have like easier bales or whatever. and they'd be like yes. Absolutely. So it's like, there's so many different. The intersectionality element where they're, yeah, like they,

you spin them up. The intersectionality really is like, it's a guarantee that it leads to, uh, a logical. Yeah. Well,

it's, like, uh, pretzels. Yeah, the premise is logical. So then it eventually just ties you up. And the Kimmel thing. Remember the Kimmel thing when they were like for free speech for like two seconds?

Yep. Yeah, all of a sudden we love free speech when the FCC's after them. And then, that end and they go yeah we're back to so it's been it's been a you know when you're like the captain of a ship

and it was just like oh it's a windy one out here tonight oh the the seas are thirsty the seas are angry that's what it feels like we're just a pirate captain being like oh you're gonna enter that one at your own

risk gets a crazy seas out there I feel like we're like what was it Stadler and from the Muppets where like the two guys up in the box just watching all the shit just heckling we are we are the two guys what's the other guys named chattler and something

Johnny Google Muppets from the Muppets Waldorf was the Sattler and Waldorf yeah a lot of people have been making the the point that they can't decide when they think it's you know women are

dressing too provocatively or when they're not and you know with the Sydney Sweeney and stuff like that but also there'd be like it is it is a kind of pick and choose thing because you'll see like even the one that always makes me laugh is the feeder community when you have the women there just like 400 pounds doing the like muck bangs for they just like eat food for people to jack off and those people will always be like this is actually not sexual you go yeah it's not sexual there it's by the way you go you're allowed to be sexual but it's

this weird thing where you go it's like you it's like they want to be they can be sexual but they don't want you want to point it out yeah it's like go be sexual I'm going to notice it that's the deal But they're saying like, no, I want to be sexual, but like don't notice. But then, but some women are, would be like, well, we do want, we actually do want guys. There isn't a, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. There just isn't like a, wait, are you saying that women don't know what they want? No, I'm saying, I'm actually not. I'm saying different women want different things.

And they love to pretend that they all want the same thing. Yeah, they're like, we're a monolith. Yes, they need to, but there's different women that have. Some women are complaining where they're like, hey, guys don't approach me anymore because, you know, the climate of all this stuff. and they're like, yeah, guys don't come up to me anymore and I'm single and I don't want to play alone so I dress a little more provocatively and then

if a guy notices it then all of a sudden they're like why are you noticing? They'd be like, no, they don't and they go, she does. We still don't. I mean, look, to women's defense, there were many women with this Shane thing who were like, yeah, obviously this is what's going on. That's what I agree. Yeah, but that was not the hive mine. That was not the hive mind.

But the hive mine might be losing their people. It's the um, the sticking your neck out thing where you just, you don't have a real. Yeah, you're a dandelionion getting chopped. Right? It's just exactly. Like if you're just trying on a normal woman, you're like, what benefit do you have to gain from sticking your neck out and saying, hey, actually, this is what's happening. It's a tough one. Yeah. That's what you need. Nope. Nope. Here's another one.

You know, we always talk about girls like to hit dudes with insecure, where it's like, okay, if you don't want to wear like women's clothing, like you're just insecure. It was like, okay, well, saying if a woman doesn't want to wear like a tuxedo, like if, you know, you go, hey, we're going to the, like we're going to a party. It's like we think you should wear like a male tuxedo and you go, no, and you go, what are you insecure? Yeah, are you insecure? Why are you so insecure?

But I mean, that almost, you don't want to dress like a dude. Women are all so insecure, so. Well, you don't want to fix our washer? Why are you insecure? Why are you so insecure to do male? Yeah, that's not a game I'm going to play. To convince the white. You're so stuck in your rigid gender.

The fucking whole laundry's on fire because I was trying to fuck with her head. You're so stuck in your rigid gender rules. There's been, okay, so you probably know more about this than me because you originally send it to me. Yes. But I have some of the, I have some of the tweets. Oh, this is. And...

This gold, Jerry. So, well, you're a little more tapped into this thing I am. So you can explain... I can read the things, but if you want to explain that... Okay, well, I'll give my explanation. It's essentially the TikTok witches, who everyone knows we follow. Yes.

And now these ones are on Twitter and TikTok and everything. And a lot of these people have... It's mostly a TikTok phenomenon. That's just kind of leaked out. And there's a lot of been a lot of funny things over the years where we cover an article where the woman, um, she was... People were mad at, because after spending $20,000,

they realized that this woman's degree in witchcraft wasn't actually... Yeah, it wasn't real. Wasn't real. And these women said they were hiring a witch. No, no, no. They were...

Well, tell me where I'm wrong, because I thought they were hiring a witch to put hexes on people that they consider abusers. No, so it's close. So essentially there's this TikTok witch. Her name's Sag Moon Rising, I think. She's his chick.

She sells spells. You can get like a fix-your-shit spell. I think it's 100. She sells all sorts of spells. Sells all sorts of spells. She's an aspiring witch or a real witch or whatever, not a real witch. And so anyways, after the Cornell 7 thing, she's like, okay, I'm doing, this is a freebie. Probably a good promotion for her witch business.

She's like, I'm doing a justice jar, right? So it's this jar, it's this big glass jar, and it has like castor oil. And she went to a cemetery and got some cemetery dirt because you got to be spooky. And puts all this stuff in there. It's spooky. So she goes, submit the names of any man. who's ever committed domestic violence against you or sexual assault. You submit your name.

She has like a little Google forum. And I'm going to put all the names in the jar. You are going to. Yeah. She's like, we're going to curse all these guys out in one pop. Like one go. We're going to curse all these guys.

Bingo bingo. So she gets a hundred thousand over submissions, right? And then she's like, I don't know. I can't fit this in it many names in the jar because she has to write them out. And it has to be in the jar. And it has to be in the jar. So then she's like, oh, you know what? I'll put them all on a jump drive and just drop the jump drive in the jar.

right so she does but you can't probably do that in the witchcraft game doesn't sound like it so because there's all these other witches who are cheating a little bit i guess i don't know is that the cg i were like movie aficionados i think so and you know that's just like witchcraft has all these very specific rules yeah you need the dirt you need to write down if you're baking like you have a recipe you can't just be like oh i'm just winging this you're like yeah i'll throw a banana in there right it's not how it works so anyways she does this she does the the curse on all the men And then all these women who put the names in, all of a sudden are like, hey, all this bad stuff's happening to me. And you think that's a law of large numbers?

Well, we have 100,000 women. One or two of them are going to get sick. But there was like one, like, one was like, I got fired randomly. A bunch of women are saying they got sick. One woman was like, I almost died on the operating table. Another one was like, I got, since I submitted the name, I got raped three times. What the fuck? I don't know.

I don't know. But so then all these other witches came out. They're like, yo, you did the spell wrong. And you actually made a protective jar where you actually protected all the names and then cursed all the women. She did it wrong. She's like, it was the opposite. So she's like, you protected all the men and cursed all the women. And who decided this?

Like people online did the thing and they go, that's what you did? You actually cursed them. Yes. They're like all these, you know, old. Because this chick's like a young witch. She's like in her 20s probably. So then there's all these like. old head witches, right?

She's like an open micer basically. Essentially. Trying to do her N-word bit and you're like, you're not ready for this. That's exactly it. That is exactly. That is the best description is she's just... Open mic are doing an N-word bit as first. Yeah.

Learn to do a joke about subways before you try to get real crazy. You're not Louis Cica. Yeah. And there's all these old witches who are like, yeah, you know, I'm not like hot. So, you know, obviously people don't listen to me and, you know, people gravited to her because she's like an attractive. The old witches are saying this new bitch. Yeah.

She's like, she did it wrong. doesn't know what the hell she's doing. And so she cursed all the women accidentally. And then the girl is like, no, no, don't worry. Like you're not cursed. And then these old witches are like, yeah, I don't know if we can undo this. This is, they have to call in the big guns. Because you guys are all cursed yourselves.

And the old witches are probably like, fuck you pay me too. So they're like, listen, we could sort this out, but like, it ain't going to be free. Yeah, it's not going to be cheap. It's not going to be cheap to. to undo this. And they're trying, so there's a whole... Probably shows up with the wackiest case, too, eh? Oh, the whole stuff.

Just all the little ingredients, all the different... Like, they're like, you took cemetery dirt from just some random cemetery? Are you out of your mind? Yeah, like, are you nuts? What is wrong with you? And so, now all these women are certain that they're now cursed. By the way. Me and you've got to been walking around with a couple curses on us, huh?

Oh, absolutely. Like every day you get out of bed, you're probably shaking off a curse or two. Get it off. Yeah, probably. We're probably bathing in curses right now. Oh, we're getting cursed. I mean, talking shit about the witches. That's what I'm saying.

That's bad news. So basically, the curse happened. I submitted both of our names into the jar of those, so we're protected. Protected? Yeah, yeah. Once I found out what was going on, I go, oh, I'm going to slide in a little protection jar. Well, there is. There is something funny, too, though, about how.

having the witch do a spell for you and then you get home and then you're just like what the fuck yeah i haven't had a cold in three years yeah yeah yeah and like two days later i just have a cold are you kidding me let me ask you a question where'd you get the graveyard dirt you're kidding me you got it from a military cemetery what are you thinking a mill it you got to go to a prison cemetery obviously the response from one of the old heads is the old heads the old drunken heads

the old trunk and heads this is why y'all need to properly vet your spiritual practitioners the lady did not do any divination divine divination yeah that's right to all putting so many names

this woman this is like a sassy witch y'all a lot of y'alls putting so many names in the justice jar without checking to see if those names are being put in she used two she used graveyard dirt from a veteran's grave to hex and abusive men not to mention she doesn't know the proper etiquette for doing cemetery magic number three this person has also been problematic in the past but somehow people just keep overlooking that and booking her services

all right game's the game it looks like the world of witchcraft is also unfair well we it's not a meritocracy right yeah just because she's got as set of tits. She's getting all the witch work. She shows them off too. In her videos. But she's getting, fuck,

she's getting it left and right this one. She's probably making some money though, eh? Oh, for sure. She's her some of the witch, like again, the spells,

the margins are amazing on spells. Let me tell you. Very low overhead. Zero overhead. Zero overhead. It's pure profit business. What's your overhead? I guess I Uber to the graveyard,

jar of dirt. Yeah, I guess my jar budget. it's pretty high. Caster oil. She's got to buy some castor oil, which I don't think is particularly expensive. Maybe some sulfur.

What's sulfur costing these days? I don't know. It's probably just a dash, though. Just a dash of sulfur. So, yeah, but anyways, all these women who are cursing these men are now cursed. That's amazing. It's like 10,000 spoons.

When I need is no. Isn't it wrong? And yeah, really, do. Yes. Yeah, but you got to, look, if you're going to curse, you want to hear one of my satire headlines? Yeah, I'm deep in the satire headline game right now. I said, comedian reveals on podcast that it was actually him that got head from Alanis Morset in the theater. Come see me in Phoenix this weekend, folks.

Almost sold out. We'll see you out there. Anyways. You know what? We should also talk about, actually not we should talk about. I just wanted to mention it quickly. I didn't even put it on our docket. I don't know if you saw this come out today, but this is a report.

Christina Friedland's new book claims that crying was routine at the cabinet meetings under Justin Trudeau's leadership. By who? And the former prime minister would be driven into fits of rage when colleagues would use language like crazy instead of bananas. Really? Which is in line with people? Was he crying?

Apparently everyone was crying. Everybody was crying. But I've heard people that worked in his government say that that's how he was. He ruled with an iron fist, but it was all this sort of shit. It was like a sissy fist. Iron sissy fist. With a velvet fist. With a rubber fist.

It was just something so funny about Trudeauvin. And like, hey, coulda, Paul, you want to stay back after meeting here? Didn't see any tears in your eyes during the crying session. Also, you said crazy. We're not doing that. Yeah. We don't say crazy. We say other stuff. Bananas maybe. Are you maybe afraid to get in touch with your feminine side? Because I thought we said we were going to be doing some crying here. So is like it really is one of these, like he's running in the country like Steve Jobs, but it's Steve Jobs like you got to cry more.

Completely incompetent Steve Jobs, essentially. Stephanie Jobs. Well, he really made a mess of that country. Well, there's a few others in the people getting in trouble. Texas singer Ella Langley faces back. So a country singer was found that she used to hunt when she was young. Wow, what a scandal. Oh, my God.

Can you believe it? I can't imagine her fan base is really upset over it. And they want an apology out of her. Here's another one. There was, so LA influencers stood up on date, goes viral, demanding apps be held accountable for the bad behavior of her suitor. Which is funny because this is very like, someone has to pay. Yes, someone has to. You can't say.

They need a skis. Which I've never understood the standing people. Have you ever been stood up or stood someone? No, I never do that. No. I don't operate like that. Yeah, I mean neither. I never got that like going through the whole thing and then just ghosting for the date.

But they can't pay. And I think that's an allegory for what we're going through right now where it was like the person, you know, originally was Trump. It's like we can't make him pay. So someone has to pay. Like do you think if there's a situation where Trump was out of office or they did get him to put him in jail like before where they were trying to put Trump in jail? and they actually did. When those bars closed, people would just come out of a spell.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, shake them out of it. I wonder if this is a recession. Just come out of a spell, like, hey, I've been kind of a dick to do this later. I think this is a recession indicator? What part? Just getting stood up.

Cool, because this is the thing is, the chick's not that bad looking. Maybe for L.A. No, L.A. is a different type of person, man. Everyone's so flaky there. Every plan in Los Angeles is tentative. Like, every, every, like, if you make plans. I guess it's possible that it's.

Like, podcast. I've never been anywhere on Earth. where podcast plans are almost like a 70% chance. There's a good chance they message you in the morning saying they couldn't do it. Yeah. Maybe it's the type of thing where, you know, the guy just last minute got a better option. Sure. You know, it's just like, oh, I got a better day.

But whatever. But the more important part is there's a growing movement that like someone has to be held accountable for this. Of course. So, and what they've come up with. She did her, I mean, to make a woman do her makeup go through that whole rigmarole and then just ghost them, that really makes them mad. Yeah. The 35-year-old said The... Ooh, all right.

Starting to understand things a little more. 20 years too old for Danny. The 35-year-olds of the apps themselves should let users vet the app. So they want to give a score where you're going to date with a guy and a score. You just want to turn them into Yelp. In the Yelp.

Oh, yeah. Didn't we have... Wasn't there that at the T-time or whatever? But it makes no sense. sense because you go, okay, so if you go on a date with a guy and it's really good and you give him a five star, what, like this is just for women to be like, yeah, it's only, I thought he, you know, I didn't really like the way he looked. He was too poor, but nice guy. So I'll give you a little star. So hopefully someone will find you. Yeah. Like, this is so they can feel, they can feel

good. You go, yes, I did I go for a thousand dollar dinner and it didn't go anywhere and I'm actually not interested. But like, we're actually pretty even because I gave him a good review. So I'm basically getting him put you down. The dinner was good, couldn't get it up, four stars. Like this is only, their only scenario, especially from the, at least from women, is you're like, yeah, it's just one star. Right. There's not going to be five stars. They'll never be a five star review of a day.

Well, you would just date him again. Well, that's exactly. And you wouldn't want to give them a five star so that some chick comes and snatches them away from me. Yeah, of course. Yeah. There's nothing that makes less sense. But someone has to pay. Well, they have there.

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If you had that, that would be so funny, though, if every time you had sex with someone, they've fucking got diarrhea. That's somebody that's the Danny Polshek, I mean, I read this article and I just will go, DPD. Yeah, I go, I'm just, I'm just scrolling down, I go, what point did they say?

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You're on the toilet being like, that bitch. That would be like the last thing I would think of if I'm having a bout of is like, slut. Some hookup. I'd just be like, yeah, I ate a bad wing or something. Well, now, though.

Yeah, now I guess. Is there a cure? No. No cure. Probably anybody like, yeah. Yeah. So they're trying to live stream the shooter. Well, it announced today that they're not doing it.

Yeah. And that was, that was maybe the final form of like this country is a reality show. Oh my God. That was just like, yeah, of course they're doing that. If this happened in any other country, like some third world country, you'd be like, what a fuck when fucking backwards country? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So just backwards third world shit. I couldn't believe what I was hearing when they were going to live stream it. Well, it was Pete Higgseth said it. And then, because I guess they haven't had like a firing squad execution in this country for a while. Yeah. I think since the 60s. And, you know, for the people who don't know, it's the Ford Hood shooter. He was put in the U.S. military.

Basically got radicalized by ISIS. He was like a military psychologist. Went and killed 13 or 14 people shot all these people. So they're like, yeah, we're putting him death, which, you know, we talked about the, death penalty recently. And in this instance, I'm like, yeah,

that one I'm probably fine with. I don't think it sends, there's no deterrent element. Like, I don't think any sort of Islamic extremists is like, oh, they're killing us now for this. Like,

that's kind of the point. So, but I just thought it was so funny because, you know, all these people online are like so jacked up about this. At least people are like,

you know, MAGA people are like, yeah, this is the best. I'm like, I don't think you're prepared when they have to wheel this dude out in a fucking wheelchair

because he's in a wheelchair. right i'm like when they got to like lock the wheels you know like hit the lock on the wheels and then obviously fucking roll away as they're shooting them and then the announcer who's uh commentating it comes out and he was like what's up everybody dring oh thanks we got uh we got we got four dollars from super chat here okay we're strapping him in here drink drink thank you i got to get like Troy Aikman and Joe buck announcing this thing just do it and he's wheel out oh the first he's loading the bullets here we have uh we're in for it and we got a nice sunny evening today this is perfect temperature for a shooting.

perfect weather for an execution yeah this one was I'm glad they're not doing it we just got a five four five Dan five four five kill them says shoot him in the balls and I'll give you 20 bucks okay can we get them in the balls in pig blood that's Glenn Glenn Beck's idea we have Glenn Beck four four here uh yeah that does feel like a trump thing to do where they would make it like a pay They make it a giant spectacle. But like, no, I'm saying they make it a paper view. Oh, paper view, yeah. Like it's only streaming on truth social.

Oh, probably. And it's 45 bucks. 47, 47, yeah, $47. Yeah, $47. They need some undercards, though. But yeah, yeah. To get your money's worth. And then on an undercard here, we have a guy that's just going to get punched by a cop.

God comes out. The cop just punches him. Yeah. And then we have, oh, right, bring. out the second guy comes out. This is just a starter here. We're just reading him his rights before we book them.

Sponsored by Draft Kings. Someone comes out to hear their verdict. Yeah, sponsored by Drafts. Very, you know, very idiotocracy. Yeah, that to me felt like, come on, what do you do? Yeah, we're not live streaming this. But the article. I mean, first off, if they live, probably it would be on Rumble or Twitter.

But if it was on Twitter, I'm like, I probably won't be the first person I see murdered on Twitter. Not, yeah, that day. Yeah. I know, right? Yeah, so. The execution, but the articles were funny to me because they were, you know, it says, execution live stream could cause PTSD and some viewers.

So it's like psychiatrists had to come out in the right, like, serious articles being, like, probably not great to watch. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I don't think we should force people to watch it. Watching. Like, it shouldn't be like a challenger situation where every school is just, you know, you have an assembly and they wheel in the TV to live stream this goes. Pete Exist also says that we will be taping the eyes open of any student making sure they watch

it and they're going to have a trigger warning. Trigger warning. Actual triggers. Yes. Actual death. After the U.S. confirmed plans to broadcast the death. So what was the reason they decide to switch it?

Just Trump said today. He's like, yeah, I don't know. It's not, we're not doing it. I mean, I think what it was, it was just kind of bipartisan. Everyone was like, this is. Come on. Some people were like, yes, we should do that. and some people like that most people are like this is not a good idea a lot of those are bots probably too

and i hate to be that guy that just accused everything to be of bots but like when you see like when you see people that are on board with any partisan slop that generally is actually bots i mean there's a lot of click that's either in china i mean there's a lot of fucking just bloodthirsty people in this country you know who just well one people think it's a deterrent you're like it's not a deterrent like public executions originally were supposed to be deterrence you're like it's not a deterrent especially for Islamic extremism they're going to Guantanamo Bay is a deterrent yeah maybe but like just being like hey we're executing you're like I was hoping I got executed that day like I was hoping he got killed that day yeah yeah yeah like the deterrent was like he's in a fish worse that I have to do 25 years yeah

wheelchair and I am just that much longer before I get my virgins you know I plan to have them tomorrow yeah I was like, yeah, you're sick. I already took a seal. Yeah, he's like, yeah, he's like, December 3rd. I get to, get my virgins. Finally. Do you think that? That guy before he does the suicide bomb, he cranks at him.

He's like, finally. He's just give him the day when he gets his virgins. You've probably seen this, but there's this woman. I don't want to put on the screen here. And the, I haven't been paying attention, I guess, to all the midterm stuff in the sense that a lot of times that feels like, a little too politics, politics for me. But this is amazing. So there's this woman,

she's running for Fiat Council in Indiana. Yeah. And she's just like tuned up. Yeah, she's like hammered at this debate. She's the best. Yeah, I like this. This chick was funny.

Dude, there's nothing better than being like, showing up to do press for your campaign. And you're just like, tuned. It's just like a really small town shit, you know, whereas. Right. Yeah, the local drunks on the ticket.

Yeah, everybody's like she hammered. Like, yeah, that was kind of her deal. This girl's like, amazing. And that's what I have to say about that. Okay. And our last question of the night is, if elected, what is one decision that you expect to make that may be unpopular with some voters, but you believe ultimately would be in the best interest of Fayette County? Hmm. I wouldn't raise your taxes.

What is the one decision that I would make? Hmm. Never thought of that. What is the one decision that I would make that might not be popular for fake gun? Right. That may be unpopular with some voters. But is in the best interest of the county. Mm.

Hang on Republicans. I wouldn't let them. I mean, I don't even talk to him. I don't like them. I mean, they voted against our... The own state representative voted against her own party. I mean... What do you want me to say?

I don't like being around. She rules. I like the cut of her jib. Yeah. Yeah. This is the kind of stuff, because I think we need more dysfunction in politics to return to some sort of function. Yes.

This is the type of person who should be like Secretary of State. And it is because, you know, this is the Lauren Bobert thing when she was in the, in the theater getting fingered. And I was always like, you know, that's fun. That's America to me. And then she ended it with it. And we got guns too. And we got guns fucking too.

just ended her little stump speech with a threat. Just a veiled threat. She goes, hey, we got guns too. And I got a fucking gun too, just so you know, bitch. More drunk. They should have to do that, you know, the drunk history they used to do. They should have to do drunk debates. Drunk debates.

Drunk debates, not, yeah. And you have to be forced. Every question's a shot. That, yes. Every question, take a shot. Preach. Yeah. Witches, if you're listening, can you post a, make a,

debate's a drinking competition? I would give Kamala Harris quite the advantage. because she kind of starts off. She knows how to hold her liquor, you think? Well, yeah, she's a bit of a wino. Wino's funny, term. Wino. Yeah, that'd be good.

We just need more dysfunction in Paula's X. Yeah. And Kelly Clarkson had a pretty funny one. I couldn't understand what exactly. I saw Pablo Torre got the video of this. Was she just having a fucking, was it the kind of thing where when a celebrity isn't just,

worshipped to just freak out? Could be. It was all crappy people involved. I didn't know how many Clarkson heads are out there. I didn't realize there was Clarkson heads like that either. But don't forget know, she's on the shows, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, she's on the morning shows. Is she on like the voice or something?

Yeah, Clarkson's become a big star in the aftermarket circuit. Yeah, she's huge, I guess. But she goes on Twitter, she's like, everybody, I want you to ruin this business. Everybody's like, yes, ma'am. Yeah, yeah. I was very surprised when I first saw it. So Clarkson basically went into a store and they wouldn't let her buy something.

Allegedly, that's what she says. They said that they go, well, that wasn't for sale. Yeah, it wasn't for sale. And then she's like, well, there was a price tag on it or something. She was in the store for four minutes. She's in the store. But then she posted online like, just so you know, don't go to this fucking store.

And I was assuming that the vibe would be like, oh, we don't like a rich person going to try to wreck a small business. But you're right. The Clarkson heads were out in full force. And they went on Clarkson's side being like. Yeah, yeah. They're like, yes, ma'am, whatever you'd like. Like the store was like, we can't even talk to our customers because our phones just ringing off the hook.

They're getting nonstop one-star reviews just because they would dare, dare treat Kelly Clarkson poorly. Right. Yeah. And Clarkson is winning this debate. I guess. But I've never seen that go that way where a famous rich person, you know, goes and that's not true. I guess if there was a political element involved where a rich person was like, like, oh, this store's racist.

And it doesn't even, yeah, racist, but this one doesn't even make sense because this store is like the type of store that caters to rich New Yorkers. Right. Like, they sell these bobbles that are $5,000. So the notion that they're like, oh, yeah, like, I guess she's saying, oh, they, she was dressed normal. So they're like, oh, you know, this is a little out of your budget. But that doesn't make sense in New York because it's common for like some rich person

to just kind of fucking bum around. Like, you can't, you don't assume here that your- Their argument was that's not for sale. Yeah, that's what they're just like, yeah, that thing's not for sale. And then she's like, well, they said it could be had at a price. And you're like, I don't know. I mean, sell the thing for $15,000. It's like some fucking bird.

It's like a mechanical bird. I saw it. I go, 15 grand. Yeah. Real emperor wears no clothes situation. You know, where they just, I mean, it's classic for art. Says the guy who has tennis cards worth $1,000. Well, that's what they're worth.

Hey, that's what they're worth. Well, what's the difference? Serena's the goat, man. How much money in 10? tennis cards do you think you have all in? Probably a few thousand dollars. Oh, I thought it was higher. Not around.

Didn't at one point you had some like bangers? I have some really expensive cards, but not tennis cards. Okay. I just have Serena. What was it when you were in your peak where you drove to Jersey to buy some like women's golf card or something? Women's golf. No, they-

Danny was taking like four hours. No, I took a train to Queens to buy this guy bought these, these U.S. Open. They sold them at the U.S. Open in 2001. It's like Roger Federer's first card, Raphael on the Duff. and Serena Williams. Okay. Yeah, yeah, they're pretty sweet. I like them.

Nice. Yeah, but it was, I mean, it was, I had to take a 45-minute train. I swear there was one where you went a lot farther than that. I have a goal, I have Tiger Woods, like, best rookie card, but it's, I bought it on eBay. Yeah.

Wasn't a Jersey one? No, I never went to Jersey. So I thought I remembered you fucking, no, I went to Queens. Taking train, planes, trains, and automobiles to pick up a woman's tennis card. Yeah. I thought, this is a guy who likes pegging. I thought my,

girlfriend I thought what my girlfriend did to me in bed was normal but friends recoiled and disgust when they heard the details of my domination dear jane i've had the same group of friends since college and when i started dating a new girl a few months ago they naturally wanted to hear everything about her of course no they didn't what i agree what are you talking i'm already out yeah well it's just already i go what they're begging for the details please oh yeah that's that's a normal guy interaction he's hanging out with boys ago. I started seeing this, this girl. He go, tell me everything about her.

Don't spare a detail. Yeah, it was a very normal interaction with guys. What does she do? No, but like, what does she do do? Yeah, yeah. Come on. Everything. Don't hold back. I'll tell you what. You tell me some of the stories she's told you, just to get me like, let me sort of feel.

The stupider and just more pointless, the better. Just every pointless story she's told you. I want to hear all of it. I don't care that the football game's on. We're talking about this new girl you started dating. And sexually, you were compatible, you'd say? What kind of moves? Dude, imagine you're out with the boys and somehow, like, some guys are like, yeah, I started dating this chick.

She started pegging me. You're like, what the fuck? Why are you telling us this? Why are you telling us this? That would just be my friend. Go, why are you telling me this? I don't want to know this. I don't even care to know her name.

Yuck. That's what you'd say. Dude, if that came up, I'd have to pretend. Like it wasn't said. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. I'm the opposite.

You'd be, that's all you'd be hearing about. I guess, but I guess. I think so. It would be just like any circular object. You'd be like, keep it away from this guy. Yeah. Bottle, uh, you know, beers, no bottles, please. And you guys have a, uh, like an inflatable circle that he could sit on.

He's been, donut. Rough night. Oh, yeah. You'd be like ordering donuts just like Uber eating some donuts to the bar. Oh, you know, you like, Donuts. Of course, the conversation veered into the classic locker room talk, if you will. I'm not proud of it.

Classic. Classic locker room talk. So I was getting pegged. Well, that's what he's, he's saying. Classic, a locker room talk with my boys. One guy's like, yeah, yeah, this chick, I don't know. Yeah, she gave me head or whatever. It was like, I don't know. She was kind of busted.

And he was like, I got pegged. He's trying to fit in. I too have a story. Oh, I too have a story of sexual conquest. sexual complex you're trying to fit in yeah what happened

this girl I'm seeing I had her peg me hmm I can top that hmm I was walking funny this one you know

you're glowing he comes in and he's just like oh Dave you're walking funny what's her name what's her name tell me

everything about her you're limping Dave. I saw you wince when you sat down there. What happened? What's your name? Do not skimp on the details. Please skimp on the details.

Please skimp on the details. Classic locker room talk. Where where. But when I was confessed that I liked her to dominate me in the bedroom, they all recoiled and discussed. I thought it was totally normal to reverse the rolls in bed. But apparently I was wrong. your boys since college.

Not some random guys you met last week who you kind of just didn't feel this out properly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like these guys, like you were in their wedding party. Oh, I'm sorry. This is a horrible way to learn that you guys don't do pegging. I thought I knew you. I thought I knew you.

I thought it was totally normal. My friends were in disbelief that I would do something so unmanly and emasculated. They even laughed at me. This is a serious topic for a serious friend group. Yeah. I don't. I'm trying to like put myself in that situation.

I was one of the boys. Yeah, yeah. Where your body that you've known from college. From college is just like, yeah. But I can't picture a scenario where a dude didn't bring that up, like knowing he was like a JJ type where it's like he's trying to be like ridiculous. You're trying to be ridiculous or maybe. Or he's like, yeah, I'm fucking wacko. Dude, he's like I got so blacked out.

I like think I got pegged. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You're telling a funny party. boy? Yes. You're like, I think maybe I could see that. Yeah, I can see that, but just be like, oh, have you guys ever tried pegging? Being like, it's invigorating.

What are you talking about? Oh, it's so funny. The guy being like, well, you know, I'm such a, it's one of the, it's the stereotype where it's like, you know, a big alpha such as myself and I'm trying to do the opposite. And they're like, yeah, you're not an alp. Is that you, wait, you thought you were an alpha? Yeah, you're not an alpha. sometimes people like to feel what it's like on the other side

where obviously I'm fucking jacked in masculine and the alpha of the group so I've wanted to feel what it's like to be dominated which I've never felt in my life you go is that how you see yourself? I mean that would be I would be if I was in that front group crying laughing if he thought he was like get a big dog us if I tell like he got pegged but he was like totally serious and you're like now I'm uncomfortable after in more ways than one.

Now I'm uncomfortable. At the time, very comfortable. Looks like you got to get a new friend group. Yeah. You know what you should do is get a new friend group. Could I suggest the West Village in New York? Yeah, I would probably actually move cities. This is going to follow you around for a bit.

This is the stuff where you forget, you're so far out of high school that you forget, you think you could just fucking tell anyone anything. Like in college, if you told people in college, if you told people in college, college, you're like, I love being pegged. You go, that's, you're that. That's who you are. Forever. That's your identity now. You're the pirate. Peg leg. Oh, this guy, I don't want to put a square peg in a round asshole. You're the pirate. I love that he's so shocked that this wasn't well received either. That's crazy. Yeah, he's like, I can't believe it. They were laughing at me. This guy has to just be like super, um, come all it out kind of. It has to be. Probably. Or like,

the friends are like, yeah, he's not really part of the group. Yeah. Like kind of, we were at a bar having a thing, and he saw us and kind of just joined in. Hey, boys! Hey, boys, long time. Haven't seen you since college. I haven't seen my best friends in forever. Yeah.

What have you been up to? Our things, anyways, got pegged. What? Well, good seeing you. Good to see you're still weird. It's probably why we didn't invite you. Mind if I pull up a chair? Yeah, we kind of do mine.

Please don't do it upside down. It's not really room for a Mind if I pull up a bar stool? It flips it down. This is insane. The pirate. When guys are getting pegged, do they say armady? You'd have to.

That's the pirate. It's been a pirate themed episode. Oh, the seas are out in need today. So it's a, I was pegged. Where? Captain Blackbeard, where'd your leg go? Oh, it's deep inside of me. I'm storing it for later.

What the fuck? Oh, that peg is gone. It'll never be found. People not have shame. It's a buried treasure. Is there no shame anymore? They're done with shame, yeah. Like this guy, I mean, don't forget that this guy, after this interaction, he's now written, Dear Jane.

Of course. Yeah, yeah, he goes, I believe it is my friends who are wrong about this. Jane will have my bag. I'm certain in the moment that they were wrong and I'm still believed that they were wrong. So I would like just some confirmation from Jane that they were in fact wrong. You know, we'll definitely have my back. Jane, she would never laugh at me. Now I'm uncomfortable after being so forthcoming with the details.

So he didn't spare any detail. There's seven minutes into this story. I would be like, are we getting fucking pranked right now? What is going on? And he goes, okay. Hey, hey, I'm not done. So at this point, I said, said, I think we can go bigger.

That's when we opened up the treasure. Get the loop. Our studio is followed my part. We lost the leg. Get the loop. And at this point, we didn't have a loop. So I Uber eats some loop because we were running out. All right, it's good seeing you.

Now I'm uncomfortable after being so forthcoming about the details of my dating life with them. Now I'm feeling a little self-conscious about what I do behind closed door. We need more people to feel self-confidence. Not to mention, introducing them to my girlfriend will be awkward. Yeah. Yeah, that I don't think's happening. I think that was in the last of the meetings.

Last of the hangs. That is true. Introducing to them, introducing your girlfriend that you've explained all, every last detail. Sodomized you. That you literally gave up this information. This is what I would do.

Okay, say you were that guy. Yeah. And then you said, hey, my girlfriend's been pegging me. And then you be the girlfriend. And then you come to meet me and I'll be the guy. Hey,

Tom's, you leave him alone. Yeah. No, I don't get. You leave that poor boy alone. He doesn't like it. I'm telling you. I don't care.

I don't care who you are. What you did to him? He would have, when I knew him in college, he would have never been pegged. And if he did get pegged, he wouldn't have told anybody about it. You stay out, you stay away from his asshole. This is the last warning. We've been talking about this and we didn't. You penetrate him one more time.

Yonge. There's going to be hell to pay. Exit only, okay? That thing is exit only. Dave's like, how are you guys doing? This doesn't concern you, Dave. Give me a second here. Just introducing myself to your lovely girlfriend.

That's a nice boy. Is that what you want? You need him wincing in pain? You want to feel like a big woman? What kind of stuff's he doing to you, huh? Nothing like that. It's okay, Dave. We're just chatting.

Just getting to know each other. You don't want a fucking message. I'm watching you. No, that's what I'd say. sincerely manning up manning up dear manning up is what Jane says

but as much as I hope you learn a lesson from this there is nothing wrong with wanting to be dominated in bed in fact you're quite right that we often want to reverse the roles an alpha such as yourself a big man like you big boy like you a big man big boy like you

and it's not at all unusual for men with similar decision-making jobs to want to... This guy probably is like, he's like, I'm a manager at Arby, so I'm not... I'm pretty powerful. Pretty big wheel over down with the, uh, on the Arbys. I'm a pretty powerful guy, so when I come home, I just want to take a load off and see it with... It's like, I see how the other people are living.

Yeah, you know, just get pegged. I want to finally allow their submissive side out in the bedroom. Perhaps you should ask yourself why your friends recoiled and discussed. What is it that they are repressing? This is my favorite. Yeah, they're the problem. This is my faith. No, it's not even that they're the problem.

It's always like if you don't want to, if you're not gay, that's, if you don't, if you think it's weird that people are gay, you're gay. Right. If you think it's weird to be pegged, like, it's private. You're probably your friends are repressing. They're just to be pegged. Yeah, you know this super sexually niche thing you're into? Everybody's weird for not being into it.

Yeah, they're actually, they're repressing it. They're repressing it. They actually secretly want to do that. They secretly, they go home and they go, man, he's so awesome. That's him leaving. being like, so lucky. They all want to be me. Everyone wants to be me.

They go home. He's giving me the courage to ask, finally. Girls want to peg me. Men want to be me. I am the ultimate alpha. What's the, what's the, was it the Dostaki commercial? The most interesting man in the world. Yeah.

I'm the most walking funny man in the world. Men, women want to peg me? Men want to get pegged by me. And women, yeah, men want to... Honey, I was talking to my friend today. Let's do it. Yeah. So, this might be a little crazy.

I was talking to my friend down at the car. Yeah, so my day's getting pegged. Do you think he'd be something like that? She goes, what the fuck did you say? This is him driving home, and he goes, he's driving home, and he drives by Home Depot, and he goes, er! Home Depot? Or he's getting a peggy, he's getting a table leg.

Table leg, yeah. Honey, why is the table missing the legs? So, Tommy and you could have some fun tonight. Put on your harness. I hate this. Your friends are the problem. If they don't drop it, perhaps you can suggest they ought to try it themselves. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's, that's the...

This is the ultimate mother telling the kid. The kid, the really bad insults. Why don't you tell them that they're just jealous? Yeah, maybe you would like to get pegged, and that's why you're making fun of me. All right, boys, you've had a good laugh, but I think what's really going on here is you're just jealous. Dave, you're jealous. Jeff, you're jealous. These guys are like, what the fuck?

What happened to you? What happened to you? What's going on, man? Are you okay? Yeah, what is good? We don't need to tell us about this. Oh, well, maybe you should try it yourself. And I'm not picking up the check.

And I'll tell you what, next time when you're at Arby's, it's not going to be 20% off. It's not on house anymore. It wasn't even on those. It's 20% off. I guess you can pay that extra 20%. Yeah, I guess you could kiss your employee discount goodbye. After all, it sounds like they might be protesting a little too much. Oh, yeah, that's what it is.

It's in fact, you guys who are all gay. Yeah. Go back, meet up with your friends. So I've been talking to Jane, and we've decided that you are the gay one. Yeah, it sounds like, you're the weird ones, and I'm pretty normal, so. A lot of weird articles with that stuff.

Why biceps are having a very horny moment right now. Are they? Yeah, they... You can tell a guy has a gym routine is paying off with a compliment, or you can climb on and grind his bicep for your own pleasure. This is a vice magazine where they're saying, A new thing that people are doing is...

Humping an arm like a dog? You hump... So you put your bicep out and the girl humps it. She humps your bicep. Oh, it would stink. And then you're watching... This is you watching TV and then you... You just got your sort of arm on the couch and you go...

You're fucking done? You done there? Bud? Yeah, like literally the dog humping. This is what they're pitching. Yeah, it's just... People are... Dog humping your arm.

Yes. psychosexual therapist psychosexual psychosexual therapist sounds like a metal band I'm a fucking psychosexual what kind of therapist are you

psychosexual I don't get a lot of work mainly one article a year on bicep bumping that grinding on a partner's body comes up regularly with their clients no it doesn't it doesn't well if you have one client

then it comes up 100% of my client 100% out of my clients. They're into this one weird thing. The technique is called broadening, where stimulation across the vulva, they love calling

vagina vulva. It's a new thing I've noticed that's been really catching on with these people. Volva. Instead of concentrating on one small area, a flexed bicep is the most conveniently shaped for the assignment. From a purely anatomical standpoint, the bicep makes a pretty good saddle to hit all those

spots. What are you talking about? Kind of psychopaths. I don't know. That would be such a... That would just be awkward if you're the guy. Bicep looks inviting. Have you ever saw that? You go, I could fucking ride that, right?

I'm going to ride that fucking bicep. Judging by the Reddit response, there's a decent chance. He'll consider it the best compliment as our has ever received. I want to fucking ride your bicep. Yeah, I mean, getting head would be sick, but I guess you could ride my bicep. Yeah. Yeah. Did you just lie on the bed sort?

But it's on the bed. So it's like... Yeah, it's not even like really comfortable. And I mean, definitely guys when they're, they're, you know, at the gym just doing that, like, 20th rep for the day of their curls. I go, man, I'm doing this so I can get some chick to ride my bus. She's going to ride this, puppy. That's what they're thinking.

We also have the transit baddies. We're going to take that over to the Patreon. Fellas, we will see you over there at patreon.com slash the boys'cast. I'm going to see some of y'all in Phoenix. Hello. Says they're going to see us over at the Patreon. Okay. And female, I actually have a female hive mind on.

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