The Boyscast with Ryan Long - The Most Insane Trial In History, Plus Sized Store Called 'Fatty Fatgirl' & AI Fakes Diversity

Episode Date: March 31, 2023

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You probably heard the news that our boy Terry is suing Gwyneth Paltrow for 400k, which sort of jogged our memories to the stuff that that monster, absolute monster, did to me and Daniel last time we were on the slopes. It was 2017 and Ryan and I were on the bunny hill when I could just feel Gwyneth Paltrow skiing up behind me, at which point suddenly she pulls out one of those extendable batons and kneecaps me Tanya Harding style before yelling, this is Paltrow country. And then she spat on me. She did spit on him. It was about 400 K worth of spit. If you ask me, I can barely podcast anymore. I don't know. She also looked at me and yelled,

this is Paltrow country and then spit on me. But I walked over to Daniel I said are you okay at which point she started kicking me and then she jumped on the top ropes that were available And then did a people's elbow to me and then when I was lying on the ground She said Coldplay is the best band in the world you would talk smack about them You got hell to pay and I said I don't even know what you're talking about I guess she was with Chris Martin at the time. And she goes, yeah, I got everything bugged. I hear everything. Nothing gets by, Paltrow. And then she goes, yellow's the best song in the world,

and you're going to learn to love it. And then at that point, she pulled down her pants and started peeing on the ground and smushing my face in the pee. And then she said, you better like yellow now. Oh, that's awful. And that wasn't even our only encounter with Gwyneth Paltrow. I wish it was. Me too.

When Ryan and I were hiking in 2018, we saw her dumping a batch of oil in the ravine. And then I looked up and it's Gwyneth Paltrow. I couldn't believe it, but then I knew I had screwed up. And then, bam, the extendable baton comes out again. And then she looked up at me and she said, well, if it isn't Jew boy and piss face. The extendable baton comes out again. And then she looked up at me and she said, well, if it isn't Jew boy and piss face.

And she grabbed a bucket of oil and dumped it on me. And then she pulled down her pants and started pissing again, which gave me PTSD. Well, she screamed to the top of her lungs, black and yellow, black and yellow. And then she yelled out, hey, Freeman, I think Jew boy wants to turn. Morgan Freeman was there too. We also think he owes us about 400k

Yes, Morgan Freeman was there and then for some reason he took his shirt off He dipped it into the water and he started snapping us locker room style It was it was absolutely horrible and then he yelled out lordy lordy look who's Morgan which didn't even make sense But it's why I remember that's correct It didn't even make sense But I put those locker room slaps to Daniel at about $100,000 a pop and I thought maybe I got off easy this

time until Morgan pulled down his pants and then they both had their pants down and they started crossing streams pissing on top of me and then Gwyneth Paltrow was taking her thumb and putting it to create a hose effect and as I was sitting there, I thought I was gonna drown and they grabbed hands in the top of their lungs.

They yelled, Harvey Weinstein will never die! And if that wasn't enough, I then feel the pain of a punch to the back of my neck, and I turned around, and it was Ben Stiller. Ben Stiller was also there. He owes us about 400 grand. He also owes us 400,000, yes. They're just monsters.

And also, did you know that Gwyneth Paltrow didn't actually gain weight for Shallow House? She just wore a fat suit. The Boys cast has officially hit 2,000 patrons. You may generally make a noise. I'm so happy that You may generally make a noise. I'm so happy that I can't make a noise. He's pumping his fists. I'm pumping my fists. He's a happy camper, but you can't really see him. I was actually the opposite of happy.

You've sort of changed my personality as an Uber driver. I just smack him. I go, do you know who I am? He goes, why are you smacking me? I go, I got 2,000 patrons. I got 2,000 patrons, dude. I go, excuse me. The man with 2,000 patrons, dude. I go, excuse me. The man with 2,000 patrons is walking onto the subway.

Just give him a little friggin' something, something. A little tuner. I go, excuse me. And when I'm ordering my Grey Poupon, do you have a Grey Poupon discount for the 2,000 patrons? Bugman don't eat Grey Poupon, Ryan. Excuse me, where's the 2,000 patrons section? Well, that is the most important part of it.

So with the Bugman versus Bugman, the is the most important part of it. Sure. So with the Bugman vs. Bugman, the documentary, we're hiring a full TV crew. Bugman vs. Bugman. Bugman vs. Bugman will be happening, and I'm going to film.

I'm gone on tour for a week, and then we're coming back, and we're filming that that whole week. And I will be on tour. Las Vegas this weekend, Atlanta, Philadelphia, Tampa, New York. Yeah, yeah.

San Diego got added, too. Just came back from boston most tickets sold it was like when i hung out with the be a man guy yeah yeah that guy's funny he doesn't like to tell you his name either he likes to go by the big be a man really he won't even just like hanging out with you in person it's like it's like kayfabe it didn't honestly didn't really come up but i had a group chat with him and some other people and I was like hey I don't know whose numbers is this and he goes this is be a man like I think he likes going by be a man he's the best by the way yeah he's a good dude oh he's like like just completely rocking out just like Boston like he used to sell insurance and like at 64 years old he started doing this

channel on TikTok and it like blew up and it's just like a few of them doing this operation it's like yeah he's super funny dude he must be like a legend in boston like he's such a legend like everybody goes in there he must be like tom brady status like it kind of was that because we went to eat dinner and everyone's asking for his photos like pretty pretty top tier stuff out in boston yeah his money's no good there that's for sure like i you know when he goes to the buffets and stuff like that, his money's definitely no good. The buffets? Is that you guys hit a buffet?

No, I'm saying he would. He's doing all this cool, basically, like, you know, as stand-ups, where basically, you know, you take your act on the road and do stand-up. He's essentially, like, judging strip club competitions in Boston. Oh, sick.

Like, if you go to his page, the things he's promoting right now is just like he's the guest judge at like some fucking strip club during the day. He's got all these like wacky things he's doing. He's fucking living life. He actually is really living life. And he had a normal life before this as like an insurance salesman. Crazy. Listen to the boys.

It's never too late. Yeah, man. It really isn't too late these days there's a there's a pretty good like plethora of like old ladies that are like famous tix talk stars right now yeah I mean there's all the result that one dude who is like that gay dude who died recently but he would just blew up what you did I can't remember his name but he was like that effeminate old gay guy narrowing it down he was on that he was on some show he was like that effeminate old gay guy. That's narrowing it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was on some show.

He had a bit part on a show, and then people know who I'm talking about. Do you think they're banning TikTok? No. I feel like when push comes to shove, are they kind of like literally, if you live in America, you can't download TikTok? Doesn't think so either.

Seems like- The guy did sort of bomb the meeting, you know what I mean? There's two parts about the, so I watched the, basically the, some of the highlights of the two of them talking. Yeah.

When the, there's two funny parts. One is this guy clearly like the, the Chinese government tells him what to do and he can't admit it. Well, yeah, every Chinese. So there'll be like,

yeah, exactly. Right. So there'll be like, okay, so before you get here, when you're doing this hearing, have you consulted with the chinese government he's very like did i kiss all of the i mean i guess which one's that which one's by government he's very

like and they're like are you right now uh have a do you have a phone call is your phone on in your pocket right now and you're talking to xixi he goes Xi Jinping? I mean that's a pretty common name in China. Is there like a could be a difference Xi Jinping? He has a whole lot of that kind of stuff. But there is the other things where and this happens all the time whenever the senators have to

grill the social media guys. They don't know what they're talking about. No they're like yeah I mean it's literally you're like grandpa and they're like I got a question for the for the man about exactly it's like if you need to you can i get on my black bear and they're like you have a blackberry yeah i like the buttons and they go yeah so when i'm on my facebook app and you're showing people stuff sometimes as they accidentally get shown bad stuff

and they're like yeah I guess sometimes people put they go that's not good right guys we can probably agree that's not that one right there that we just got them right yeah that's right it goes how about uh I can't seem to turn the ringer off on my phone how do you explain that are you able to help me with that sir Sir, I'm the CEO of TikTok. I am not your grandson. Okay, Mark Zuckerberg, explain to me why I was supposed to be sending a prostitute a private message, and it showed up on my main feed. Riddle me that, Mark Zuckerberg.

Explain to me why I constantly hit forward all on every email. One guy is just like, he's not even that. He just goes, all right, Mark Zuckerberg, I got a question for you. May I approach the bench? And he shows this girl. He goes, this girl sent me a freaking, that she wants to meet up with me. She's got four followers, Chinese girl. And she goes, what's the deal?

And then she stopped responding. Do you know her? Can you like bump her? Like, why? What's their deal? So I got one clip of this for the best part of one of those guys it was just like clearly doesn't know what he's talking about we do not collect body face or voice data to identify our users i find that hard to believe

it's our understanding that they're looking at the eyes how do you determine what age they are then um we rely on age gating as our key age assurance. Age gating, which is when you ask the user what age they are. We have also developed some tools where we look at their public profile to go through the videos that they post to see whether... That's creepy. Tell me more about that. That's creepy. So if you post a video, you choose that video to go public.

That's how you get people to see your video. We look at those. I just like that part where he goes, okay, well, how about this? How do you figure that? He goes, oh, we ask them, and then we look at the thing. He goes, that one's pretty crappy, right? We don't like that. That's creepy.

Sort of. What about all these dances that these adults are doing? That's creepy, right? Are y'all doing that? Because every one of these senators is just trying to get their viral moment you know what i mean but like none of them know what they're talking about but so the gwyneth paltrow thing which i've been doing like so you're loving it well okay so the first thing i didn't even know the extent until you really told me i thought

it's the most insane thing that's ever happened the fact that this is even televised i get they i guess they set the precedent with like the johnny depp thing where it's like it is sort of like a public flogging that you have to be like a famous person and have to like basically sit there on trial and get like grilled because no no other point in their life if you're like us hollywood celebrities anyone telling you anything how do you get like the hey can i just get like the bad artists to just release the photos you know i don the photos? I don't know. I really don't know why every trial gets on. Like literally, it's going to be, you know, you have Jack Black.

He's like someone's suing him because he, you know, accidentally jaywalked. And this guy's got to like stand trial now. I guess he could have settled out of court. Well, this is America though. And a lot of people in this, on the thing, just hate celebrities so much. So they're very, you know, screw Paltrow. Why won't you just pay him the money kind of thing, right? But she's got all her goop crew.

All the goopers. What's her goop crew? That's her company or whatever. Goop or whatever. Oh, from her stupid... Where they put their weird stuff up their vagina. Yeah, she has the dumbest ass stuff. Candles that smell like shit and stuff.

Paltrow's always known to be wacky. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this guy is like... I'd love to have been on his side, but this guy's the best. He's the biggest scam artist in the history of scam artists. Yeah. Like, you have to hand it to this guy from the start, right?

So big part is, it was seven or eight years ago, right? And a huge part of his trial is he's like, you know, and I can't even ski anymore. He's 75 though now. So he's like, you know, I used to be able to ski, and i can't even ski anymore he's 75 though so he's like you know i used to be able to ski but i could i can't even ski anymore and he goes you know i can't volunteer he goes he had this volunteer job where he would like transport garbage okay and then they go i can't do it anymore and he's like no one's mentioned he's like you're also 75 he's one

of his things i saw this is the one thing was he's like, I can't do wine tastings anymore. Yeah. Well, his mind, his mind, he's like, I'm just a completely different guy. I can't do anything. He started saying, he's like my wife. He basically has like a, he had to break up with his wife. Cause, and he goes, one of the reasons he had to break up with her is cause she didn't believe that he was as wacky. So she kept being like, why are you being so weird? And she didn't believe that it's all because of his crash.

So he basically goes, I could, he goes, I couldn't give my wife what i wanted so i had to tell her leave and then he had three different girlfriends too where he goes you know and then i had a new girlfriend after that and she kept coming in and be like why is your personality so different and you know sometimes you're happy sometimes you're mad and you're not treating me very well so that was pal troll's fault too he was like what he saying? He had like some sort of head injury? Kind of, yeah. But a lot of it is like, he has another,

he has a third girlfriend where he goes, I had this other girlfriend that me and her were sort of hitting it off. And then, you know, I was talking to her and after a few days

of talking to her, she just sort of stopped, stopped accepting my calls. So probably Paltrow. Like basically anything that happens. Oh, anything. He goes like, my bathtub got clogged.

Every single day. There's also fun parts where the technical difficulties in the thing, like, because it really reeks of like a crappy thing. And here's a pretty funny thing. Someone sent me a photo of someone while they're watching the live trial.

One of the comments that had a lot of likes was this leap seems like uh uh the judge bro brown basically the person puts on the they're going oh we're gonna put on the we're gonna put on this video and then like they the remote doesn't work and then they go okay and then they're dicking around they have like three people sort of around the tv trying to put the room trying to get this video playing and they go okay we'll just move on from that i guess that's the nitty-gritty of actual court it was yeah the nitty-gritty of them not being able to get yeah everybody thinks it's like a hollywood production and they're just like yeah does anybody know how to get the vcr it is very different than lawyers and movies where the guy comes up and he goes, this man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And tell me, you know, like, yeah. It's more like there's a red, a green, and a blue cable. Blue cable? That's a huge part of what it was. And all the lawyers have to sort of work together for it. He changes his mind right and left right so you know basically it was seven years ago and a huge part of it he goes i remember every detail right but it's like

his head trauma but his whole premise is he knows exactly what happened and this is how long i was unconscious for he remembers it like it was yesterday but his whole premise is his brain doesn't work good right so like inherently the whole thing is kind of since then because he's like because it's been since that time right so greneth baldrow is kind of like my head works fine and this is what happened and this guy's like my my head actually doesn't work fine because of you but when we're talking about that day it works really fine i honestly i know it's like i totally get her where she's coming from if she's like this is total bullshit and all this stuff but you're like for if you're saying it's 400 grand that's all he wants you're like fuck man seems like he's gonna just end up paying that legal cost just out of principle

well I would do it too though I'm I would have I agree I would go down with the ship you're getting shaken down which is like happens in America all the time and I totally yeah that would suck like and then a huge part of their thing is he's like kind of a small guy he's five five and then they keep painting Gwyneth Paltrow's like this giant yeah I saw that that one video goes and he goes what did you say five five like max or something he goes in your piece five five like tops or whatever yeah but the whole so a big part of their deal is that Gwyneth Paltrow is like this giant freak of nature. And this guy is this tiny. They keep drilling down like the lady, the female lawyer is just like,

you're a big ass fucking girl, right? And then, so, but the thing is, then it comes out later that he lost like 150 pounds. So their whole premise is like how small he is. Because it was seven years ago, they put a photo up of him seven years ago. He looks like fucking Buck and Chuck, dude. This guy.

He was actually way heavier than her. He was like a monster. So she would have bounced off of him back then. Oh, she would have bounced off him back then. Even though she's saying that he and her. I mean, by the way, if that is true, like, I mean, I'm sure this happens all the time. But like, if that's true That like Her account where he goes Yeah he came up behind me

And ran into me And then he's just like I'm suing her I know It probably happens On the ski hill Like non-stop Yeah people will like

Collide or whatever I mean accidents happen And then He's talking about Being on the wrong path And the reason It comes out after They're just like So you know Cause apparently She was He was being on the wrong path. And the reason it comes out after, they're just like, so, you know, because apparently

she was, he was skiing on the wrong path when they collided or whatever. Right. And then one of the things they were like, why were you on that other path? And he was like, well, because of my eye. And then it comes out, he's blind in one eye. They're like, wait, what? You're blind? And he was like, yes, I'm blind in one eye.

What does that have to do with anything? Right. It's like all this stuff and he goes he says that since he got hit by gwyneth paltrow he lost his ability to find north and he also uses the dane cook thing where he goes i can't completely explain it but he goes they're just something wrong with my essence oh so that's a big part of it and it's not age related it's not age related yeah i got some of the good clips, but one other funny thing is his lawyer, they cross-examine him, and they give him these softball questions

to just sort of paint him as a guy that wouldn't lie, I guess. And they're just like, so do you love your daughters? And he goes, I really do love your daughters. She kind of looks at the audience like, hmm. Loves his daughters. They're like, relevance? He's like, I'm getting to it.

And they're like, and you consider yourself like a good man you care for animals he goes love animals and looks again at the jury seems like open and shut case just pay them the money paltrow so a big part of it is he at the beginning what do you think that's a month of fucking alimony from chris? That's exactly right. But that's probably what he thinks. But again,

I definitely am with Paltrow here. Just like the fact that she's famous. Like I'm sure if it was any regular person, there'd be no loss. I'd love to be on the other guy's side,

which I am, but for the other reasons. I'm on his side because it's just like the ultimate schemer. You know what I mean? But so he wrote an email to his family

like after he hit her in the crash saying I'm famous. You know what I mean? so he wrote an email to his family like after he hit her in the crash saying i'm famous you know what i mean so this is the infamous email that they keep saying me like you know you're saying you're not going for clout or whatever but you wrote an email bragging to all your friends that you're famous right why just because you bumped into gwyneth paltrow on the well because it was covered by the news oh this was in the news at the time so this is was there an ambulance involved? I think there might have been or something like that. But then this was covered by the news that there was this big

car crash. And then he's sending everyone who will listen like I'm famous. And then when they grilled him about that, this is what he has to say. Do you recall saying that you agreed that saying I'm famous was a crazy thing to say? Agree? Absolutely. It's not me it's i'm don't buy into that but it was

you right just trying to clear he starts he goes he when when you said it was famous that was strange thing to do right and he goes i don't buy into that absolutely they go it wasn't me and he goes but it was you though right and he goes well me it it was in fact you it's the other personality that's inhabiting my body right now oh so he's doing the hulk the hulk defense because that wasn't me it was hulk he goes since the crash he's got this other guy he's told since the crash is this other guy that's been living in his brain doing all sorts of wacky stuff right terry sanderson solid name that's a great name his brain doing all sorts of wacky stuff, right? Terry Sanderson? Solid name.

That's a great name. So since the crash, he goes, he's got this other guy living in his brain that's doing all sorts of wacky stuff. That's being like, I'm famous now! Yeah. And is he saying that that person was already there and was just like rattled loose? No, he got created after the crash because of Gwyneth Paltrow. So this is what he says. And you blame Gwyneth Paltrow for that? Yes. No question. the crash because of Gwyneth Paltrow so this is what he says and you blame Gwyneth Paltrow for that yes no question

he goes and you blame Gwyneth Paltrow for that he goes yes this is so like obviously frivolous it's so crazy it's the best trial in the world yeah it's just like the what the US the American fucking legal system okay ready for the what

because one of the things that happens is they're trying to build this case that Gwyneth Paltrow's very accident-prone. I know, I saw it. So this is... Gwyneth Paltrow, this isn't some one-time pop for Gwyneth Paltrow. And she's saying like, well, he ran into me.

And then it's like, well, explain... If you ran into you and you're not some accident-prone person, explain to us this. Went on Jimmy Kimmel saying, yes, I am accident prone. I am always running into things. Which is, I'm a moron, which is very relevant to this case. How?

Because we believe that that's exactly what she did is she ran into things like she always does. Went on Jimmy Kimmel and she had an anecdote about it. Yeah, an anecdote about being clumsy and being used against her in a trial. Did you not go on Jimmy Kimmel and say that you're accident prone? You said you're a moron. Is that not correct?

So are you or are you not? Were you lying then? Or were you lying now? You said on Jimmy Kimmel that you're 5'10 A behemoth Gargoyle And then you fell down the stairs Was that the

Am I to believe That was the only time In your entire life That you've ever experienced An accident Is that what you're to believe Gargoyle Gwyneth So that's another one

Oh this is What a fucking waste of her time I guess she's not really doing No she probably is pretty busy This must stink Oh she's got a lot of time Yeah Like this is what a fucking waste of her time. I guess she's not really doing it. No, she probably is pretty busy. This must stink. Oh, she's got a lot of time, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it is taking up a lot of her time.

So this is the other thing, is the girl, right? So the daughter comes in, and the whole family's in on the scheme, right? Because they all think they're getting a little piece of the action, right? Oh, for sure, they're getting a bad day. So their whole family comes on, and they're like, Dad was a rocket scientist. He was, you know, there's nothing Dad couldn't do. Now he just lies lies on the floor and then it's Gwyneth Paltrow's ball right so this is the daughter they're asking uh what kind of guy he was before the accident she's describing his

physicality by the way at this point he was 63 60 yeah or even older what was your dad like physically growing up did you ever notice him to be deficient in any way? My dad could do anything. In fact, he tried doing a backflip on the trampoline after I had shown him how I could do a backflip. It didn't turn out so well, but he could do almost anything except for a backflip. Is that not the best one?

He could do almost anything except for a backflip and not get hit by Gwyneth Paltrow, apparently. Yeah. He wasn't able to do that. But she goes, he could do almost anything except for a backflip and not get hit by Gwyneth Paltrow, apparently. Yeah. He wasn't able to do that. But she goes, he could do, my dad could do anything. In fact, even one time he tried a backflip. Well, it didn't work out. Other than that, that's the one thing he could not do.

Like, why bring up the backflip? To say that my dad could do anything. Even one time he tried a back flip and he couldn't do that but other than that one time everything he's ever tried to do he's been able to do nailed it and then they start grilling her more on this back flip and they go so when was that and she goes oh i was in grade two so so the time that so she brings up a back flip he couldn't do when he was 28. Yeah. In 1980. Literally in 1980, it says. So the daughter, she probably went.

And then they're probably like, what year was that? And she's like, I don't see how that's relevant. But I don't know, 45 years ago? Yeah, that's exactly what it was. So she went back to the bathroom and just started punching the stall. You know what I mean? She's like, you fucking idiot. She looked herself in the mirror. I bet you that dad went freaking post on her that

as as she's walking by he's like you just fucking cost me 400 grand well because they go they go tell him tell me how great this man is and how much he could accomplish and how physical he goes in 1980 he tried a backflip how'd that that go? Didn't work. This whole thing is bizarre to me too because I'm like, normally these lawsuits are, they shoot for 400 million. You know, it's like, it's not even that crazy. I know.

It is a surprisingly low amount. All right, ready for this defense, for this prosecution. This is what they're making. So I don't, you probably, I don't know if you saw this clip, but I don't even know

if you'd be able to guess what connection they're trying to make here. This is probably one're making. So I don't know if you saw this clip, but I don't even know if you'd be able to guess what connection they're trying to make here. This is probably one of my favorite ones. Are you good friends with Taylor Swift? No. You're not good friends with Taylor Swift? I would not say we're good friends. We are friendly.

I take my kids, I've taken my kids to one of her concerts before, but we don't talk very often. You've never given miss swift personal um intimate gifts for christmas uh your honor uh relevance or a relevance okay guess take a guess why they're trying to pin in that she's friends with taylor swift ah because of a skiing thing i don't know taylor swift one time she got sued and she countersued someone for a dollar which is what gwyneth paltrow thing is doing okay so they're trying to paint this picture that gwyneth paltrow has some conspiracy with taylor swift and that's

why they're countersuing so she's saying like she's saying that taylor swift countersued this person and won so when gwyneth paltrow got hit in the skiing accident, or when Gwyneth Paltrow skied into this guy, she called Taylor Swift and he's like, we're both guilty and you got out of it, so I'm going to try and get out of it. And that's the connection they're trying to make is that she's scheming with Taylor Swift

to try to get out of this by copying Taylor Swift's defense. You know what stinks the most about this that I didn't realize? Is that she has to go to Utah to deal with this shit. Right? Because it was in Park City or whatever. So she has to go back to Utah to deal with all this fucking nonsense all the time. She's just like, yeah, I gotta go to Utah for two days.

It's gonna cost her some cash, yeah. For sure. It says he's suing for, yeah, 400 grand. It's nothing. It's a principle. Obviously, she's just like, fuck this. I'm not. I think so, not i think so yeah but here's okay the guy this is just a small little something something the guy's name last name's harris okay uh but this is how you pronounce it last name is pronounced like harris with a lisp it's harith harith what the hell just say harith yeah but your name is harris but it's spelled harith what

but why is it pronounced harith if it's an s well no i think it's spelled harith and she's just like because people get confused she goes what's your last name she goes oh it's harith and they go do you have a lisp is your name harris fine that one wasn't that good but i've got two more it's still crazy. No, but you think that her whole life she goes, my last name is Harith. And then they go, did you suddenly get a lisp just when you're saying your last name? I'm telling you, this daughter has been fucking up the things the whole time. So this is the daughter.

Now she's trying to say that this dad's very good at things, right? So they ask her if she's staying with her dad. And this is what she says. Are you staying with your dad literally like last night tonight he is running a vrbo yes and i am staying with him he's got great reviews five star reviews are you saying he personally or the place you're renting um i'm just i'm trying to be funny and it's not coming across as being funny. I'm staying with my dad. He's letting me stay there. No problem.

Okay. All right. The GoPro email, we're getting sick of looking at it, so I'm not going to pull it up. Yes, you're right. But your understanding after talking to your dad was... Wait, can I just make it clear that that whole VRBO thing, five-star reviews,

that was all just a joke, but I remember he's not actually doing that, so I just wanted to... I was just trying to bring a little humor to an otherwise tense situation here in the corner. That was just a joke. What a bomb, eh? You are huge.

I mean, I don't even get it. Oh, she goes, you're staying with your dad? You go, yeah, I'm staying with my dad. He's running an Airbnb. It's like, is he? No, I'm trying to be funny. And then the guy goes, all right.

And then she goes, okay, can we just backtrack here? I want to go on the record. Because she knows there's like a record on this. They're going to read it back. And she goes, and I'm staying with my dad. He's in his VRBO. Weird that she chose VRBO over Airbnb. So weird.

Yeah, yeah. That was the most weird thing. Is Verbo making a move on Airbnb? And then this is his witness, his star witness, who's been like caught changing his story like 45 times, right? So Terry and his witness,

because they're all like, oh, he was unconscious for 10 minutes. And then also Terry, they find out that he was in like a chat group and in the chat group he's been like uh he was basically stalking her like yes afterwards he has a chat group where he goes in and he talks about her and he goes oh look at her gwyneth paltrow now she's on another ski trip and he's like and they're like how do you know that and he goes i talked to the hotel

staff so he's like stalking her finding out what she's up to and stuff like that he's got all this stuff and then the lawyer just want to be friends the lawyer screwed up at one point she goes to Gwyneth Paltrow she goes she goes you're how tall are you she goes you're sort of tiny right and then she goes oh I mean but you're not that tiny because she realized you screwed up yeah she calls her tiny because they're like sort of flirting almost the lawyers in her and she goes you know and Gwyneth Paltrow you're sort of like a small person lawyers and her. And she goes, you know, in Gwyneth Paltrow, you're sort of like a small person. You're tiny. And then she goes, yeah, I guess.

I mean, well, you're not that tiny. Because she forgot that her whole thing was that Gwyneth Paltrow was a big ogre. And this is, so this is the guy that's Terry's. The best part is that if she wins this, he's going to lose like 200 grand probably. Because, you know, she has the best lawyers. No, because she's only suing for a dollar sure if i look a dollar and legal fees oh and legal so it's gonna be like this is gonna terry might be screwed terry's getting fucked here terry might be getting tuned up here yeah he's getting screwed well this is the last thing i'll do

it's basically so terry's star witness and then i'm'm like, Terry, let's stop. So he ends up pulling over to the right side. And then I came next to him. And I was like, Terry. I didn't say Terry. I said, do you know your name? And he goes, Terry. And I'm like, this isn't good. I try to say four or five seconds. And so, and so then I said, do you know where you are? And

he just shook his head and just like, no. So this guy's changed his story like 8,000 times, you know what I mean? But they go, hey, Terry. This is Terry's accomplice who was with him at the time, and he goes, I was with him, and I looked down, and I go, Terry, do you know your name? And he looked at me, and he goes, Terry. But yeah, he changed his story because I looked at him,

and I go, Terry. I mean, I didn't say Terry. I said, do you know your name? And he goes, Terry. Terry. Terry. Terry. But this guy, basically, when he was talking to the cops,

they all did the report. They've all changed their story nine times since they did the report, right? And then... I don't think it's looking good for Terry. The internet sleuths found their chat room on the internet, by the way. Oh, really?uths found their chat room On the internet by the way Oh really?

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Thailand and China, places like that, and most of the world's not huge on you being 300 pounds overweight or whatever. I mean, it's not even huge. Speaking of someone who's been there, it's like they just don't have people that size. Exactly. Like I remember like trying to go in.

It was either in China or Thailand. Like one of these two people and like I wanted to go by because they have all the knockoff shoes and all the knockoff. I was like,

I want to go buy a pair of shoes and they're like, you're going to buy some knockoff Jordans. Oh, hell yeah. I bought tons of knockoff stuff. Fuck yeah. That's why you go there.

It's like I bought all these shirts are like $2 and stuff. I bought knockoff. No, but I bought these knockoff. The one thing I i bought i remembered that i was like about these knockoff golf clubs and then i shipped them back to canada i was like these are so sick but the problem is they look good but then they're like they're just like not weighted but they look but i did buy these knockoff uh tennis rackets which were great but uh no but they just don't have like nobody's a size 12 shoe there

exactly like it doesn't exist like i have i ordered this off of remember you used to like buy stuff you know from china like clothes or whatever and then i bought this sweater and i literally bought the biggest they sold it was like a triple xl and it was just like a large tiny yeah it's just like a large yeah most of the world doesn't have just like a non-stop fat people and they definitely don't have fat people Well their fat people are just like You know they're regular Chubby

Yeah they're chubby They're not like They don't have like the You're a monster over there Dude I literally when I was in China Like other probably people have had similar experiences No I had There was one time when I was in China

When I was in China where I was walking And these like Chinese people were like Hey can we get a photo? They're like, can you take a photo? Yeah. And I thought they wanted me to take a photo of them. And they literally were like, no, we want a photo with you. You're just so big.

Yeah. They're just like, we just want a photo with a person. So they can show people like, look at this freak. Yeah. Look at this psycho freak. Even though Yao Ming is from China, which is like. But it's so rare. But they're rare. yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're like the Mongols or whatever. So, but they have plus-size clothing stores there for tourists, but they tried to give them fat names. Like here... Yeah. I always liked the big and tall, and there was one called Browns in Toronto, and it was for, like, men that are under five feet,

and we'd always tell Jerick, like... We'd always take pictures of him saying his store was there and stuff they say they had the full browns was the short man's store browns is the really small man's store right and then the big and tall is funny always too right but the the names of this clothing store like some of the so basically some girls went there and they're in china being like look at this fat phobia that's going on here. You know what I mean? They're not happy about it. And this is them trying to be nice, but one of them is called Fat Girls.

Yep. And it's in English. And the other one's called Moo Moo. But like a cow. And the other same. So then some of these people are, it seems like, bullying. One of them's called BB Fat, Fat Girls. Fatty Fat Girl. Fatty fatty fat girl there's a literal

store in china called fatty fat girl this is all in thailand can you imagine thailand can you imagine getting your girlfriend's thing from fatty fat girl yeah fat fat girls it says xl to 5xl but the thing is if you look at the photo of who's shopping they're not you're all normal people no they're just like not skinny tiny Thai people That's what I mean though Imagine you're bringing Buying your girl Something from Fatty Fat Girls And she's too small

She's too big for it Yeah and literally She's like 140 pounds And the other one The best one here is So the store This is probably The Coupe de Gras

Love Calories it's called Love Calories They have a store called Thailand has a store Called Love Calories For fat people Thai fat And fat cat

Fat cat's funnier Love Calories It's legitimately You go Like Danny going to a store And it's just called Hey you gonna pick up Some shirts at two dinners

See the thing is too Some of these Like cause Like my first instinct I love Oh Danny I love a calories I don't think it's the case Rough calories But a some of these, like, because, like, my first instinct. A lover. Oh, Danny, a lover calories. I don't think it's the case. Rough calories.

But a lot of times. It's called rough calories. It's translation problems where they'll be like, this is what this means in Thai. And then they'll ask someone to translate it. But I don't even think this is that. Well, how could you? Yeah. Well, sometimes you would see these crazy translations where you go like, what the fuck?

I think it's just more acceptable there because what would have translated to fatty fat girl? That's what I'm saying. I think that's just a funny English name for a thing. I don't think they're like, oh, plus size, big and tall store in Thai translated to English is fatty fat girl. Yeah. Can't stop eating. You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly.

You go there, It's like full stomach Danny's getting his new Oh yeah Just gotta pick up a couple Pair of slacks At kickedoutabuffet.com Love calories Love calories

Love calories Love calories Large consumer Dude Great Oh it's super funny Great there's a there's another thing related so i've clubbed together a couple of funny body positivity things but so basically there's this girl she wrote this article i've never asked to be the face of body positivity

movement so she started posting on tiktok and this girl she's like an actress and she just started posting like videos of her putting on clothes or whatever. But she's like a little bigger or whatever. And then it was kind of like that thing with, what's her name? We posted that clip of Selena Gomez or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this girl, she just basically posts photos of her like wearing clothes and stuff like that. And every now and then she'll be like, oh, this one's a little tight for me.

But she's not saying like, I'm like. She wasn't even like i'm a mom she's just being sort of like self-depreciative and being like ah you know i put on a couple pounds here and there but because of that she became like a hero to the fat community you know what i mean it's like so anyone that's like has a tiktok channel the fat becomes like their fat community right so everyone's reposting what a world we live in now it's such a world we live in right and It's such a world we live in. Right. And she's like, honestly, like kind of a pleasant person just posting. And then she's basically, uh, then other people start like posting being like, no, this is not good.

You being this fat. And she was like, so she's getting like flack because you know how, so basically the Tik Tok people are being like, this is what beautiful looks like. And then other people are like, no, it's not. So she has like people. And she's not even plus size enough like it's like that's another problem she's having is that she's like i'm not fat like the really fat people are like oh you're skinny like oh cute that you think you're a plus size model yes and then and then like the skinny people are like you think you're like a regular model are you kidding? She's in this purgatory.

She's like, honestly, I either need to lose 200 pounds or gain 200 pounds. This is legitimately what she was kind of thinking. She was like, do I just have to get fatter? Because the fat community is like, you call that fat? This person does not represent us. This is like a basically, what do they call when like someone's like not black enough or whatever you know what I mean like you're the light you're like the light skin of yeah yeah for sure and then the best part is she's

like the trouble she's getting into is she's like I'm starting to have some like health issues I'm starting to think this is maybe like this body positivity like she's like I have a condition like basically she's like I can't like i binge eat or whatever and like i have like mental problems that's another thing right she's like people get mad and then she goes and i'm starting to have all these health issues and people are like stop saying you're having health issues yeah she's like but i am she's like i don't think this is good i'm like i need to do something about this and they're like, stop saying that. That was one of the other things is that she said that she talked about being like depressed and she's not happy with her body.

And then the fat people were like, yes, you are. Yes, you are. You're a fucking beautiful queen. And she goes, I have really high blood pressure for a 27 year old woman.

Yeah. So the fat community is basically being like, stop saying that you're not perfect. You know what I mean? So they're yelling at her because she's been saying like no i actually don't love being fat they're like you do though you have to and then on then on top of that there's the other things where it's like everyone's posting how she's fat and then so people are coming and being like oh yeah this is beautiful yeah nice try and she's like stop yelling at me i didn't say this is like part of like i this is

i go so back and forth with the banning of tiktok stuff because like you know tiktok does like they admitted they literally have like a go viral button like totally like they said they don't and then they basically came out and admitted that they could just go to a post or a person i hate it go viral well i'm saying but they've given me the reverse of that button they put put on me that don't go viral button even though i have like tons of followers yeah yeah you got this dude i like i mean i made a new fucking tiktok account it has 20 followers on it and it gets as many views as my other one that has like over 10 000 i have the same whatever it's just like the whole thing's fucked but more importantly i'm saying corrupt they could just be like hey we want to make all

of america think that being fucking morbidly obese is a good thing. They're doing that. Go viral. Go viral. And then boom. And then this chick's fucking the face of health in America or something. They are. They're making all these.

Anytime they see a big person, they just make them go viral. Heat her up. Yeah. Heat her up. Kind of. Like NBA Jam. He's on fire. Everyone always talks about how they're sending smut dances instead of. Like, NBA Jam. He's on fire. I think they are. You know, everyone always talks about how they're sending, you know, like, smut dances

instead of, like, math or whatever. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How it's different in China than here. But no one even really talks about probably how much they're sending, like, you know what I mean? Like, anyone that's just like, you should cut your dick off.

They're like, heat it up! Yeah, for sure. I mean, there's like, oh, fucking morbidly obese influencer. Heat it up! Yeah, someone being like, we're all birds now. You know what I mean? My head is 19 birds. And if you really want to be cool, you should also think that you're crazy.

Heat it up! I mean, don't get me wrong. I am a free markets guy, but there's something in my free market. But that's what I'm saying. There's something in my free market brain that goes like, something's going on here that's not, not to make a pun here but someone's putting something on the scale you know they're tipping the scale 100 yeah you're not i'll tell you what when they talk about the you know whatever that law is that you know rule 109 or

whatever it is you know what i mean where they get to be kicking out the juice no they're a aggregator and they're not like a publisher. Oh, yeah, yeah. Section 230. Yeah. But it's like, you want to talk about tipping the scales. Like you go, you're legitimately heating stuff up like that. Yeah. And they are. They're really, you know, again, people have made this point, but I feel like in the context, they're not realizing the extent to which they're heating up all this other weird stuff.

That's what I'm saying. Because again, you know, you see some girl who's just like shaking her ass and she's hot. And you go, I get why this is going this is i get why they're heating that up not i don't even get why this is why they're heating this up i get why this is popular and yeah you can say it's good or bad or whatever but it's another thing you'd be like you know china's uh heating up like uh yeah like oh yeah you never should eat a vegetable again in your life heat it up like that's the thing. They have 150 million American users of TikTok. That's what they say.

That's the current number. So you're like, they can make anything viral. It's like, if you say, I'm going to show this person to every person in America, yeah, you're going to make it hugely popular. But the question is, would it have been popular without it? No.

No, I don't think so. No, so they're heating up some weird stuff. Yeah. But it is the body positivity stuff going onp we're coming for you we're on you we're on this malarkey oh ccp doesn't think that we've got their number you know what i mean boys guys got this that's gonna be me pretty soon i'm gonna be one of the people in those hearings and i'm gonna make a guest hearing and i'm gonna be like so what about this heating button and be like we don't have it i'll be like we kind of got one of the dogs in there you know that right who's in there one of one of our patrons is like one of the dudes you don't know this i think you hung out with him in boston i'm not gonna give

away too much information but i was talking to him he's like in the hearings the tiktok hearings he was one of the guys in the background how did you know that because he messaged me oh i didn't know about that i don't think i mean you i'm pretty sure you hung out with him in boston but i just saying i didn't know that i was that he was in the tiktok here yeah he's like he's like they were briefing all the people and i'm not gonna give his name or whatever but he's like they were briefing all the they were like run and he said we were doing like the the um practice like uh briefings or whatever and he was the pretending to be the ceo that's awesome yeah yeah he's one of the dogs that rules rules. One of the boys' cats. So we have someone in there.

Ask him about the heating up button, definitely. Yeah, yeah. We could ask him to... Okay, if you're running a free market, riddle me this. Yeah, well, that they already admitted. Now the question is, with all the trash talk we've done on the CCP, would you go like Bology style, where if your agent was like, hey, they want to do a big show in beijing not a chance like no no way right now if they were like i would say it's a trap yeah that's

what i'm saying you'd be too worried they'd tune me up going in paltrow style yeah you just get disappeared i don't think i'd want to go to china right now i would be a little worried about china is actually pretty cool that's what yeah balaji was a little freaked out about going on there because he said some not kind words about the Chinese government. Well, he talks, yeah, he talks a lot of shit about the Chinese government. And he was actually stressed out about going there. Yeah, I know. Okay, so another one.

There's a third one in sort of that same vein, but probably my favorite thing is, so Levi's basically, you know, have diversity. He's all the rage. You've heard of this? You've heard of this diversity thing? You've heard of it? Diversity stuff's in the news this week. I was saying that.

You've heard of this? No, actually, has anyone heard of this? I haven't heard of it. No, I haven't. Diversity's in the news. Have you heard of this stuff, diversity? No, seriously, has anyone heard of this? I've been in a bunker for the last 10 years.

I don't know about diversity. I really don't know what it is. This, actually, I like this story. This is... It's incredible. This makes me happy. So Levi's is going to supplement their human models with AI-generated fakes. And basically, they're firing a bunch of people.

Yeah. And then they're coming back and they go, hey, look, we have AI-generated black models. And they're patting themselves on their back and they're saying it's a diversity win. Dude, by the way, though... It's so fucking funny, though. Truck drivers just must be laughing their fucking asses off at this six months ago they're like oh yeah you thought our jobs were at stake there's no more models anymore and as it should be one of the biggest like switches with all of this ai stuff or whatever it was like it really is killing the jobs the different jobs than you thought was gonna get

killed for sure and so fast like again yeah like why do you need a model for like especially for print like it's not a runway model no i remember three years ago it was the bloggers it's all the like learn to code stuff or whatever and then it was like who would have thought that it was their jobs that would all the best part is these truckers are like we did learn to code and we replaced the bloggers how you like that bloggers such a huge move though to be like you imagine like on our podcast we were on like a real network and then they were like you don't have enough girls and then we're like oh what do you mean we have this cartoon girl like legitimately you just put like that's not true We have an AI female voice

That's a huge diversity win Good job women Good for you Actually You're like This comedy showcase Doesn't have any females on it You go

Actually It has four white guys And then It has three AI female comedians Good work girls Look at you guys Women Doing it right

Yo Giving their diversity male comedians. Good work, girls. Look at you guys, women, doing it right. Yo, giving their diversity. Ah, shit. I mean, I think that's the thing. The balls. Yeah, they just go, oh, you know, we'll have all these diverse people, but at the end of the day, they're just like,

yeah, we don't need models. They turned a story of, like, we're actually firing a bunch of black people to, like, we're probably doing the most for black people. Yeah, yeah. And I mean, I don't really see why this is a scandal. Like, I don't know. It's a scandal. Not a scandal, but I think people are trying to make this out like this is such a bad thing.

You're like, I guess it's bad for models. Well, it's sort of changed. This is the thing. So this is where it's really coming to a head, the truth about all these things. Like, you know how we know so many friends that'll be like, they need like,

you know, we need more women in this thing or we need more of this in this thing. And the reason for that is so kids can like look up into that movie and be aspirational. Right. Yeah. Of course. But when you low and behold,

what a lot of it is, is like, I want that job right yeah do you know what i mean of course yeah so really so but then but they're not going to say that so they're like you know kids need to say that and you go well if we're talking about kids should be able to look up and see themselves on this thing so why would this not solve that and they're like exactly yeah totally fucks well more importantly they're just like hey kids don't aspire to be a model because there's no such thing anymore yeah that's exactly what sorry

sucks but like i don't you know everyone became a before model before modeling used ai but yeah i don't even know really what the gripe is other than like they're like levi's is bad they haven't figured out what their gripe is they know they don't like it yeah but now they have to figure out why so they're coming they're grasping at straws but they're not really sticking yeah like I but I imagine like you know will white like will white people even because you know some people they'll be like oh look there's like no white people in ads anymore and you're like well those aren't people they're not so like do you even care who gives a shit yeah like who even gives a shit because you're like, well, those aren't people. They're not people. So like, do you even care? Who gives a shit? Yeah, like who even gives a shit?

Because you're like, sure, they're not white, but they're not people either. Yeah, yeah. All sorts of interesting dilemmas coming. It's the best. It's as good as it gets. Yeah, until two weeks from now when they're like, they came for podcasting. Well, they've tried. But I mean, I'll tell you what, Danny.

And I know that we're not going through AI stuff, but I'll just tell you one thing. Yeah. Because, you know, obviously I argued a bit with Shkreli on this. Yeah. This is what AI said. What is the funniest joke in the world? Humor is subjective,

but it's difficult to say what the funniest joke in the world is. Different things people find different funny. But here is one joke that I've as often cited as the funniest. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven, eight, nine. Yeah, that's the funniest joke in the world. And South Park already covered this with funny. And you know what they said?

The least funny joke in the world is why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side? That's the least funny joke. That premise. Well, I don't see that as the least funny joke. Says the least funny joke That premise Well I don't see that as the least funny joke And this is the Why was 6 afraid of 7

Because 7, 8, 9 Is often cited As the funniest joke Who cites that? I've never I know comedy pretty well I've never heard that AI is stupid

Yeah For now So that's that So We'd also like to apologize for doing digital blackface i know that was a big topic of the week and if you don't know digital blackface is when me and danny did blackface multiple times and then posted it on the internet that's people saying they're like everyone getting mad at everyone being like this digital blackface thing you know it's when you use emojis and you're like oh that was digital blackface because i yeah uh i was sure

digital blackface is when i took a picture of me doing blackface with a digital camera ted danson and i would like to have a word well the thing with the models the diverse models or whatever and this is the same thing with there's obviously positives and negatives of um you know you know your people will sort of talk about you know when you're dealing with like there's a there's a thing with like uh even like a black white thing or whatever like someone a lot of people have kind of made the observation that like why do um that like when a black guy like does something bad it like all black guys have to you know take the credit for it sort of thing yeah it's stereotyping yeah well yeah you go oh black guy yeah when a white guy kills someone it's just a person killing someone but when a black guy kills someone they go

all black well that's sort of and the argument is the the actual i mean it's kind of becoming less and less true obviously now when a white guy does something bad, people are pretty keen to point that out. Sure. But more so, it is sort of like a byproduct of diversity stuff. It's like, yes, you celebrate. If you're a woman, you get to celebrate when a woman did something positive. That's a win for women. But if you're going to take that, then you're also going to get the bad ones.

That's really the thing. Which is fair. I'll tell you a woman comedy thing that Corinne will bring up, which I actually agree with. When there's a really bad woman comedian, everyone will watch that and be like, fucking women comedians.

Yeah, of course. But no one really watches a guy comedian that sucks and says, like, fucking women. Well, it has to do with the majority. It has to do with whoever's the majority. Because when you're the majority, it makes less sense when someone's like a larger piece of the pie

to say like, oh oh a bad male comedian when everybody knows that comedians are still like 80 percent male to be like oh one bad comedian male comedian they're all bad whereas it makes more sense from just like a pure race that's sort of a part of it i'm not saying that i'm not saying that doesn't isn't a part of it but more so that it's just people are aware of this stuff right yeah so people are aware of diversity hires or whatever so it's like if you say if you see a girl on this thing people's brain and she's not good people's brains are a little wired to be like oh she only got it because girls are getting forced out of course yeah of course right yeah same with all that stuff yeah so it's

like yes it helps which is a tough spot to be honest, for the people who are those people because a lot of times it used to be where it was so unfair in the other direction. So they had to do this basically over-correction, which is what's happening now, essentially. But I'm sort of positing that diversity essentially in general basically takes your group and now you operate like a union, so to speak, right?

So if you're in, if you're, it helps a few people, like for example, in like the acting unions, right? Like what happens is if you get in the union, they'll give you more money, but obviously less people get in the union. You know what I mean? Yeah. So that's kind of how it operates for this. Right.

It's like, if you are like women, it's sort of sort of it takes it collectively bargains a better deal for the few women to get these spots but yeah it doesn't help everybody well it hurts it hurts some yeah yeah yeah of course for sure so i yeah basically like unionization sort of hurts people and like if you're basically anything right it like helps some people if you man once you get in if you get into the positives and collect on them that helps you but if you can't if you can't finagle your way into those positives yeah like the modeling thing if we're gonna oh we're gonna have more of this if you end up being one of the people that gets that it helps you but if you're not one of the people that gets that it kind of hurts you a little bit

and doesn't even help you i remember like with at least for acting like in in canada like everybody's like oh once you get into actra and sometimes they force you to go in once you've done a certain amount of things and then people are like yeah once I got my union thing I'm like I stopped

getting anything well because now you're twice as expensive well that's what I'm saying but it was one of those things where people are like yeah like you think you

want to become a union actor and then there's like actually it sucks now because maybe you go out for cooler things but you're like I work way less

yeah and it depends on the industry I'm sure there's a million but if you're like a union like in a factory Yeah, and it depends on the industry. I'm sure there's a million. But if you're like a union, like in a factory or something, it's for sure better. It's sure better, but there is industries that are smaller where it'd be like, hey, I'm a union guy now. It's like, well, I can't technically go like, you know, you have to, I mean, you could do it illegally under the table, but like there is a thing when you're in these, a lot of

unions, once you're in them, you can't just go do a separate like job. No, that was like a literally the acting thing was, it's just what they're like hey i want to go like shoot it's like the sketches we do like just like you know we dick around but two three of us yeah whatever and then you like get a call from like the actor being like hey was that like a union shoot and you're like it's a sketch on instagram fuck you talking about there was a they're like you can't do that there was a literal moment in time where they were trying to figure out what to do with digital and you if you were in the acting union and your body was like literally making an instagram video they'd call and be like time to pay the piper yeah they're like hey you owe us like fees and you're just like what and you're

just like you are so if you're gonna tell your freaking actors that every time they want to make a youtube video and a lot of people that in these acting unions are so whipped that if they get told what to do, they go, okay. Yeah, for sure. Well, I mean, some of them do make money, and they're like, I don't want to get kicked out of the union. But it was like that for a minute, where you're like, yeah, I can't do a short film with my friends. It was so funny. I'm going to take another quick second here to tell our fellas about a partner of ours called Z Biotics.

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Also, white guys at it again. White guys can't stop. White guys just cannot stop shooting up schools. Shooting up schools does happen a lot, and it happens only by white guys. White guys. I mean, this was a white guy who did it it is sort of a weird thing because like the uh on this one it's interesting seeing people like scramble for positions and people this is a tough positioning one this is one of the hardest a lot

of people are just doing the opposite of what they were you know what i mean well yeah the people on the right are like do we want uh they're sort of saying mentally ill people shouldn't have guns yeah and then they're like yeah exactly where they're like before they're like no we can get People on the right are like, do we want? They're sort of saying mentally ill people shouldn't have guns. Yeah. And then they're like, yeah, exactly. Where they're like before they're like, no, we can get guns, whatever. And that's a stupid one. Yeah. You find out that no one cares about being consistent.

I mean, there's a lot of trans groups that are like, I mean, that's what happens when they're treated bad. Yeah, for sure. You know, hate has caught. There was that one trans group. Hate has got. It has caught. And you're just like, OK, well, did you feel that about the last bunch of shooters?

Yes. Is this the war you want to start? Honestly, you're like pro shooter. It really is watching people sort of scramble around for like, yeah, you're okay. You're like, did you feel that way about the last guy's manifesto? Nope. Okay, so yeah. Nope.

It's also just crazy at any time, like taking the shooter side when they killed a bunch of kids. Yeah. Crazy. And they go, hey, this is what happens. It's also just crazy at any time, like taking the shooter side when they killed a bunch of kids. Yeah. I'm crazy. But. Hey, this is what happens. There was the trans person that went pretty viral because they kept saying that they basically went to the TSA agent. They said the TSA agent punched them in the balls.

Do you see that? Yep. So I don't. I feel like he probably wasn't a punch. I was trying to figure out what happened in this story because basically. I have a decent idea. I'll tell you what,

I went through TSA last weekend and I get stopped a lot and I don't know why it might be because the balls are big. Yeah. I sagging pants doesn't help either. I know. I try to put them up, but it's like, I had a fucking, I'm always legitimately the last time when I came back from Florida,

I went through and i can't remember why maybe i had a oh i had a belt on and they told me that i could leave my belt on and then i went through and then it like went off the guy's like oh your belt's on he's like i gotta like uh and he literally like put it he's like i gotta like you know check you out or whatever and like legitimately was rubbing the back of his hand on my balls and stuff like just buddy that's what happened to me i what did your guy look like like i don't know hot to kiss you on the lips first he's just a hot dude i don't remember i'm with this dude he's 70 year old like jamaican man this guy was giving me a hand job basically

yeah he uses the back of his hand but but it's like, it's nuts. Yeah. And he's like, you want a private room? And you're like, no, I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you offer me the private room too. The last thing I want is for you to take me to your fucking private room. Sure, God knows what's going to happen there. Whatever you do, you do out in the open. That's absolutely the last thing I want is for you to bring me to a private room, pal.

Yeah. Private room. Fucking crazy out there. Do you want a private room? Extra private room fucking crazy do you want a private room extra 50 bucks this psychopath it's i've i've i've like legitimately he was he probably did four or five like gropes on my balls yeah but i think what happened with the girl backhand girl she was doing this and she saw a penis and she goes what the hell and she goes well yeah we're gonna guess it wasn't a punch but i'm gonna guess what happened is that they went through the tsa thing as a woman because it's a trans woman and then

they go looks like you're hiding something there yeah and then she's like i'm a woman and they go okay well there's something there and she goes not my big old gongamo that's what i'm saying but she's like i'm a woman that's just my vagina, I'm a woman. That's just my vagina. Because I'm a woman. And they go, well, there's something there. So we're going to have to look into it further. And then that's like- Obviously, that's the point if you were the person. If you're any brain, just be like, oh, by the way, I'm trans. Right.

But their whole thing is they're like, yes, I'm trans. But superseding trans is that I'm a woman. I know. So they're just like, I'm a woman. And then I live my life as a woman. So then when I go through TSA, I'm a woman. But they're like, okay, but there and then I live my life as a woman so then when I go through TSA I'm a woman but they're like okay but there's something there

that came up on the thing so we have to go yes my vagina so they have to go investigate and she's probably like there's nothing there and they go well we think

you're concealing something and then and they go so we're gonna have to check who about Hyukin do you think they did Hyukin no no I think they probably did the same

well then she sort of what the thing was she sort of like started crying and she like ran to the bathroom and now they're like, okay, now she's like running to flush something or whatever. Right. Like the whole thing is, and she's just like, yeah, I don't like want to have my like genitals

inspected. But you're like, everybody has to deal with that. I guess what's the, like really there is no solution of this. There's a solution. It's called the train. Well, their solution is that, like, obviously their solution is going to be, hey, males and females have to have their penises expected, like, at all.

You know what I mean? I mean, look, if you're a woman, and, like, I'm sure if you're a biological woman... If you're passing. ...and you have a bunch of stuff tucked in your underwear, it's going to trigger the thing, and they're going to be like, what's going on down there?

You have to sort of whisper the whisper to the guy. So the guy brings you back and he's like, you know, to the girls. Oh, because you get the girl to the girl and the guy to the guy, right? So the girl's not expecting

to get a fucking hug, right? Yeah, exactly. This is her first time getting a hug. That's probably why. She probably did like, I do the pat down where it's going to be like smooth. Smooth pat down.

And then she goes like this and like it just, it connected. You have to whisper in her ear. I think it was once the girl's there, she said, you know, a little pat down, and you go,

just so you know, I got a fucking piece. Yeah, but if you're trans, the moment you have to do that, then it's like, you're like, why do I have to do this?

It takes something away from the fact that you're like, the moment you have to be like, hey, I have a penis, then you're like, I feel like you're a little less trans. I guess you have to be like,

there's the wiener inspector, and then there's the vag inspector, right? Yeah. And then if you're a girl, even if you're a little less trained. I guess you have to be like, there's the wiener inspector and then there's the vag inspector, right? And then if you're a girl, even if you're a girl and you've got the penis, you have to go to the wiener inspection. But then they're like, when you're a trans woman. And they should have a wiener hat on. Just like the... Basically what happens is there should be a guy with a big taco suit

and then a guy with a big wiener suit, right? They should have novelty suits. Just to make it a little funner. Just to make it funner. And then you walk over to whatever one. The guy's in the big wiener suit, right? They should have novelty suits. Just to make it a little funner. Just to make it funner. And then you walk over to whatever one. The guy's in the big wiener suit and he's like, hey, okay, ready for your wiener inspection? And he goes, and he spits on his hand.

What about just like you should be able to take with you whatever you can carry in that area? Whatever you want to smuggle just in the pants. Like just like in the tighty-whitey area. Like if you can get it in there, that's yours to take. just in the pants. Like, just like in the tidy, whitey area. And anything under... Like, if you can get it in there, that's yours to take. Anything under a wiener. Well, in your case, if we did,

if we used your wiener as the size-wise, I guess anyone can bring a grain of sand in. No, but you're just like, whatever you can fit that's not, like, super obvious down there, you should be able to... I mean, that's unfair, though. Why do you bring more stuff than me unless you had a massive hog that is also we don't know the situation

speaking of massive hogs you've seen this one you've seen this you've seen this me and danny's chicks have been writing articles my husband's big penis has been destroying my sex life i don't even know after injuries, I'm afraid of penetration, but I'm embarrassed to talk to my doctor. But I'm not embarrassed to write the article. Yeah, you're not embarrassed to write a whole article. It's just definitely that. That's such a friggin...

Almost like your article you make your girlfriend write. Seriously. You're like, what? How good would it be though if you got to be like... You post this on Instagram being like, my girlfriend just got her first article published. Hey, congrats everybody. We're going out for drinks tonight.

You'd be the most important boyfriend. Just wanted to say to everyone, you know my girlfriend, she works really hard at this whole writing thing. Anyone reshare this article is a version of my husband's penis. It's literally destroying my insides. you know just anyone reshare this article is averting my husband's penis is too big it's literally destroying my insides

all you guys anyone who knows me knows that I'm supporting of women and I'm supporting of women writing stuff you know you know she worked really hard

in this article slaved away on it so if anyone can repost this you're just my boyfriend's penis is so big I don't know what to do oh so big. I don't know what to do. Also so big.

I don't know what you do. She says it's literally tearing. Your girlfriend wrote that article. Is it in yet? My girl also wrote an article. Is it in yet? It's a crazy article, though. Actually, a perfect fit room from one more yep

we fit the balls inside too yeah still room for the book still room for the balls that's the title of the article i don't see why you can't dating danny bolishuk still room for the balls still room for an extra set of balls that's when you die that's the title of the biography she writes about you still room for the balls of the danny polish my eulogy room for balls room for balls that's good stuff there's still room for the balls The Danny Polichuk story Is he freaking Chris Brown

Taking people's wives on stage And dancing That guy's got some fucking nerve That's what I'm saying Speaking of balls He does have some freaking nerve, eh? Yeah, I mean I don't know

If you're a Chris Brown fan I guess if you sit It's like Gallagher It's just like If you sit up front You're in the splash zone You bring your girl To a friggin' Chris Brown show, you know that Chris Brown's gonna bring her on stage

and give her a lap dance in front of everything. Yeah, that's the thing too, is like, if you're a dude, you're just like, cause, I mean, the story's basically this guy brought his girl and then his girl got a lap dance from Chris Brown, which is like, just don't get front row tickets. Chris Brown's out of control because, first of all, he's already got, like, a lot of smoke for all his stuff

from before or whatever. He's Teflon Brown, though. I know, first of all, he's already got a lot of smoke for all his stuff from before or whatever. He's Teflon Brown, though. I know, but he keeps doing a new thing every time. I guess that's because he thinks he's so Teflon. But first of all, there's like 45 stories of someone takes a photo of him and he throws their fucking phone in a pond. Great, and he's zero repercussions. Still selling out arenas. He did the same thing recently where a girl...

Yeah, you're right. He does have zero repercussions, but he's on stage and he's giving a girl a lab dance and she's not paying enough attention because she's on her phone then he takes her phone and throws it into the crowd really yeah because and then he's bringing people's girlfriends on stage and freaking giving them lap dances like what show is this chris brown what are you doing yeah i mean again if you're the least if you're the dude yeah for sure i don't think nobody is ever accused of being for the boys but Chris Brown sucks. Yeah, he stinks. But yeah, if you're a dude and you want to surprise your girl with Chris Brown tickets,

I'd say like sixth row is fine. You want her in the bleeds, bro. No, I mean, whatever. If you want to be like, oh, I got these crazy tickets. They don't have to be front row. If you're taking your girl out there to the Brown concert, you want her basically in the bleeds. Who's Mr. Mr. Steal Your Girl? Not him.

I can't remember. Derulo? Mr. Steal Your Girl? I can't remember who actually. Who is the actual, I don't know. Is that Nelly? Shaggy type guy. Maybe.

Well, it's too much. Well, it's him now. He's doing too much. Yeah, I agree. Chris Brown's a menace and he needs to be stopped. A lot of the Red Pill guys would definitely hate the Chris Brown's a menace and he needs to be stopped a lot of the red pill guys would definitely hate

the Chris Brown thing for sure I was watching a lot of them there's a lot of clips you mean get into the red pill yeah no I'm just saying

a lot of clips on the internet yeah or about how you should have multiple lives and all this sort of stuff and it was like I honestly felt like an old man watching it

where I was just like legitimately the only thing I was thinking was like, that would suck. Works good on paper, but wait until Christmas time. I actually feel like, because there's a lot of guys that do the logistics. It's like, you know, you need to have the means to fund those wives and this and that. And then there's all these videos of Muslim dudes talking about the mechanics of like having all these wives

and like it's like horrible it really is I think one of the things that you forget is like a lot of these Muslim guys like

they're not happy campers no no no like they literally these guys are they're just doing God's will that's why a lot of these guys hear that they're like cab drivers or whatever

it's like they have to be on the phone non-stop because they have to freaking talk to all their wives you know why they're on the phone all the time they're on some of them sometimes they're on the phone or they just because they have to freaking talk to all their wives they're on the phone all the time they're on

some of them sometimes they're on the phone with their body sometimes they like chatting with their body sometimes I wonder

about that because like a lot of taxis you get in there and they're just like you look at their like phone or whatever and it's like they're

on like a four hour call they never stop there's nothing they're like a bunch of just like gossipy teenage girls it really is that chatting with your body you like can you imagine just like gossipy teenage girls. It really is that.

Chatting with your body. You're like, can you imagine? I was like, so. But I think that if they are with their body, but I think a lot of them are with their wife, too. Oh, that sucks. It's crazy. That's even worse.

Yes. Your wife's like, oh, I'm opening the cabinet. I'm just going to make some food right now. And you're like, okay, that sounds good. Yeah, it's like, do you know where the rice is? He is because i think it's probably this place where we always leave it oh your other wife's getting on the phone here oh oh hi uh how are you okay she goes you never talk to me anymore it's like okay i'll try to make more time for you as well it's i'm telling you i mean honestly actually it's almost cliche to be like it's yeah you think have one wife, but I can't even please one wife.

Yeah, it's like if you have four wives, driver's actually a good job because you're like, I can kind of talk to them each a couple hours a day. Their only thing is they're kind of saying they're not these Western wives where they're demanding attention or whatever. And it was like,

anyone I know that's Indian or whatever, those wives are, if anything, naggier a lot of times yeah well i guess they're not i don't know if the indian people do multiple wives no muslim i think is mostly muslim but a lot of muslims in india but i don't know exactly who's doing it but some people are doing it but i think you got to be sort of rich or whatever yeah the idea is you're so rich that you bear like you don't really do much for them you just sort of give them money and then you bang them every now and then but it's like why is it a plus that they live in your house yeah i don't know about that i feel like if you have lots of money and you want to have multiple families then you just do like the like where you just you know have the family

quick divorce onto the new one you want to see a toxic king right now yeah this is the toxic king put a finger down if the miami-ade Police Department calls you and tells you that they have recovered your husband's body and he is dead by apparent suicide. That your husband is not only alive, but he is living in Mexico with his mistress of six years. Good for him. Good for him. A lot of cheese. But wait, I thought they found his body. No, no.

He somehow faked his death And then basically That's an underrated skill In 2020 I don't know how he pulled it off Faking your own death, man Like once you get that death certificate printed up How do you do it? I've tried to figure out how this guy got away with it

But what are some of the ways you might get away with it? Well, you have to do some sort of scenario Where they don't recover the body but then the thing is then you need new papers yeah but he just goes to it no he has his same papers in mexico but they're not really like these places don't talk very much you know what i mean well yeah i guess well how do you cross the yeah i guess you could probably just like walk into mexico who knows how it gets there but it's basically a toxic move that like of breaking, he faked his death instead of breaking up. But like I was watching, there's a lot of these like channels that are responding to

that. And then there's like a big, a big, uh, sect of YouTube where it's like that stuff like that. And then it basically cuts to like a fucking hood dude being like, yo, but you honestly got to think what she be doing. Did this man be faking his own death? We want to look at this man who be faking his death. But what you not taking into account is what is a woman doing to drive a man to a situation where he be faking his death.

You're all like, yeah, you tell them. Yeah, you tell them. I mean, it's, the thing is sometimes people think. Honestly, for real though. But that's the thing. A lot of people sometimes think, you know, the only way out of a bad situation is killing themselves, but they don't realize is that fake killing yourself is also a way out. I think it'd be so hard to pull off, dude.

Well, you need some sort of like, you know, driving off of a bridge, like, or unrecoverable body. I mean, you know what? It is, but it isn't. Drive the car off the bridge. Because people always do it, but then you're like, it's so easy. It is, but it isn't. Drive the car off the road. Because people always do it, but then you're like, it's so easy.

Just go find like 500 articles about someone dying where the body wasn't recovered. Never recovered. And then just do that. What's an example of that, though? How do they die when the body's not recovered? You exploded? No. Maybe you go hiking and you never come back and they can't find your body.

Oh, and you get pronounced dead. So maybe like an avalanche. Avalanche is like bang. Oh, good one. Yeah, you go skiing and then you're never found. Yeah. That's your thinking. Yeah, skiing never found.

You go, yeah, basically, hey, you tell everyone in your life, hey, I'm going to this like super dangerous thing. I mean camping. I'm going whitewater rafting. Yeah. And then they find the boat. But you got to make sure. But the thing is they will go look for the body. But don't find it yeah they don't find it but they're bit you're eventually they're going to pronounce you dead yeah and the thing is

realistically you have a bit of time to scram right but the thing is again it's like you know you gotta this is a this is a you have to really plan this out though because you can't just go like you can't go on the airplane with your new passport. You gotta get... Well, no, you can with a fake one, but then you risk getting in trouble. But also, you can't just, like, empty your bank account a week before.

You got so much planning goes into this. Yeah, you gotta probably plan this out for, like, a couple years. Yeah, I think so. Leading up to faking your own death. Whereas, I think faking your own death... But even still, though, if you go to a country where they can't expedite you,

who cares if you're, like, on the hook for some shit uh but you're right though if you the problem is you go oh he's dead and you go yeah but a week ago he took out all his money you go okay well he's not dead he's not dead yeah there's always there's always these no death certificate pal yeah stick with the old wife and then also you're obviously have fake documents but this is probably so there's a lot of articles they'll be like you know what i mean i put on weight my fucking idiot husband like she doesn't like me anymore kind of thing right but this is where i'm where i was saying it's you're pushing it my husband left me after i started growing facial hair i now love it and refuse to shave. So take that.

I mean, I would say that might be, you know, you go, listen, your wife put on 10 pounds. She was going through a stressful time. You're being an asshole about this. You know what I mean? She got a bad haircut. You're being an asshole. Just she's doing all these things. This is you being an asshole. You need to stick by her on this thing.

You go full beards, pushing it, pushing it. She, you know what she looks like, by by the way she just looks like a trans man that's the worst part about being a bearded lady now it's like you can't just be you can't remember the good old days you could just be a bearded lady just join the circus have a long career you go i'm a bearded lady in the circus you go to the circus now they go i mean i see a man yeah that's a good point yeah let's step right up to see the man yeah you know what i because this is the amazing she's bearded man she's in india and so i am so here's my this is my theory on this okay so there's a lady she's in india she started growing facial hair her husband left her my theory is that I don't think being trans is probably super popular

in India but she is trans and so she just got on some tea she just was like she got some testosterone I don't think so I think she has the disease where you grow the beard I think that's just what she's saying she just looks like she's on testosterone so you think she's going trans she's been squeaking some American media I mean she's wearing a turban

since when do women wear turbans no but yeah she's going she's going to be like just live her life as a man now yeah. I mean, she's wearing a turban. Since when do women wear turbans? No, but yeah, she's going, she's going to be like, just live her life as a man now, yeah? Yeah, she seems like she's living her life as a man. That would suck so much if you were like an Indian dude. You know, that's the equivalent of like, you catch your, you know,

someone watching porn and you're like, what are you doing watching this? You know what I mean? Or like- That's a trans man. Yeah, basically now, yeah. Like, I'm like- But I think the beard's real.

But you're adopting the clothes. Most of the- No, she used to have to shave her beard because she has one of those beard diseases alright

I think she's just sneaking in some tea do you think she's sneaky with the tea yeah I think she's sneaky with the tea your girlfriend's never had a beard

all of a sudden you come home you go what's this you go oh some patches and then once the beard comes out she's all of a sudden

she's like yeah you know what I'm just gonna start living like a guy yeah I might just fucking pop the turd just cause I mean the beard's here so she's all of a sudden, she's like, yeah, you know what, I'm just going to start living like a guy. Yeah, I might just fucking pop the turd right out. Just because, I mean, the beard's here, so I might as well. The beard's already here. I mean, I guess I could shave, but also I could just live like a guy.

Yeah, there wasn't one or two options at this point. Okay, because, I mean, you do shave your legs and stuff, so it seems like it's not the craziest thing to do. Step right up to see the bearded man. The amazing man with a beard. The best is the video, too, is like all just beard care. Like the video too is like all just beard care like the video that's is like it's not like so what's your life like it's all just her like just combing she's very into the beard yeah she's like she's like loves the beard she's like a girl with a beard

makes me like viscerally viscerally like grossed out yeah like something about that same thing that the armpit hair like something about the girl with the beard. Unless you go full like Buck Angel where it actually like strikes me as a guy. If it looks like a girl and has a beard, like almost just it gives me like jitters or something like that. This chick like looks like a dude. Like there's nothing that looks like a chick here. Now she does, yeah. Now she does with the beard. Her husband suddenly, after she suddenly grew a mustache her husband left her now she

feels empowered that's one of those things where your ex-girlfriend's like yeah well you think that's bad now i have a full beard and i'm so empowered and you were like yeah i know you're just confirming that i made the right decision and she has okay so she has like you know the dagger that they have that i thought that was for men she has a dagger now yeah look at the here look here's a photo with her and or him and another guy he's trying She has a dagger now? Yeah, look. Here's a photo with her or him and another guy. She's trying to get a dagger. Come on, daggers for men.

But look, they're both wearing turbans. She's going trans. Yeah, she's trans. And then there's a photo here with her and three other women and she's wearing a turban and they're all not.

90% of the stories right now in the world are just like fucking people changing their gender. And it's wacky. It's a wacky thing to do. Oh, hey. you got a dagger now

come on channeling a newfound confidence man deep now refuses to shave it wears a fully grown beard with a turban so yeah definitely right i mean and the name is man deep yeah it wasn't woman deep it wasn't woman deep woman deep is more like me and danny deep inside of woman woman deep actually would be a sick name for an indian dude yeah woman deep what do they call you fucking mandy but you probably that's more like you i'm actually woman deep you're mandy yeah the dagger thing i i don't know enough about their culture so uh you know i could be wrong but i thought that that that was for guys the dagger i mean carrying a dagger 24 7 seems more like a guy thing that i checked bro shit man yeah all the bros get the sickest daggers in india

yeah everyone knows that that's you give yourself you give your buddy a gift what happens is everywhere they meet the two buddies meet up on their birthday you give him a gift of the dagger he gives you a dagger and you just sort of exchange daggers and then you know what i have another gift for you and then you exchange back and then you call it a day. You both leave with your original daggers that you had.

Okay, this is a trans man. And daggering, that is when Jamaicans have a good time. Yeah, it says the farmer has also now taken to wearing a turban and is feeling less anguished

over her facial hair. This is like probably That's actually who should be trans, though. If you go, you're growing a full beard, you go, I might as well go trans at this point. Yeah, something's up here. Well, you sort of are naturally, practically a dude, though, because that's not you making a decision.

That's the world making that decision for you. If you just randomly grew a big set of fucking double Ds, I wouldn't be like oh i'm deciding to go trans you're like nah dude like the world your body decided your body decided god decided your body saw what you've been up to and said no this is a woman yeah yeah this my guess here is that it's just like probably harder to be trans in india they're behind on all this stuff and then they're like oh but that's what i was saying though i've started to grow a beard if you uh if my husband doesn't like it've started to grow a beard. If you, if you,

My husband doesn't like it. If you had kids or whatever, like, and you lived, if you were like, Upper West Side CNN lady, probably the worst thing you could do is come down

and watch your sons watching like Ben Shapiro or something. You know what I mean? That's the biggest nightmare. But for like, I bet you for a lot of like, your average person, like,

imagine you were like an Indian dad and you come home and your girl's getting into the blogs. Like, you know, she's, you know, what is this? How'd you get like an Indian dad and you come home and your girl's getting into the blogs like you know she's you know what is this how'd you get like LGBTQ nation or whatever she's reading pink news oh yeah honey grab the vat of acid if you come home and you're an Indian dad and you come home your daughter's fucking poking around on pink news and then you start coming she comes home she's wearing them like you know she's got a work vest on instead of her... A turban? Yeah, all of a sudden she's putting a turban on.

She's making a toilet paper turban. You're like, this is going to be problematic. Yeah. I wonder if that's like how trans kids in India express themselves. Because, you know, they'll be like, oh, I came home. Yeah, they do a toilet paper turban. They're wearing dad's suits and stuff for mom's dresses. Oh, you take that off that was a chinese accent i

feel like what that was a muslim what oh you take that off that's all right okay you do muslim then big boy muslims are religion right well my muslim is like a i do uh mike tyson okay do it i can't do mike tyson you can't do Mike Tyson? It's a pugilistic passion that I have. In my defense, it's impregnable. All I can do is just lisp. I can do... One thing that I do know how to do is my black intellectual

and my white university professor are the exact same guy. So it is the traumagraphication of the white man. He has they so they take a long time this is my one accent that i'm good at is the taking a long time to say something that we all know what you're talking about so they go they go listen the traumagraphication of the white man when we saw him he was surrounded by people in the circle who had an affinity to this man and he also had an affinity to them back and they would put themselves in social situations where they enjoyed each other's company and you

go oh god they were friends they're friends yeah and then the sam harris university professor the pastor that's the sort of the black intellectual pastor. And the white university professor does the same thing. He was a man who was surrounded by those who had an affinity towards him. Well, at the same time, that affinity was reciprocated. And the manifestation of that would be them traveling to do, you know, for example, events where the two of them would be engaged in a social activity that would be enjoyed. So that's the, and you go, they have friends. So that's the Sam Harris. Also, another thing I've decided,

a Patrick McDavid, this is a Patrick McDavid. My Patrick McDavid is, everything's an anecdote. So no matter what they're arguing about, they go, okay, no, let me finish. Let me finish. No, let me see. Okay. Let's say you're a contractor and I hired you to do my house. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like breaking it down. You're a contractor. I hired you to do my house. And he goes, I give you, I give you $20, right? You do, you go to do the work, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah. So you're supposed to do the work. Now I look, I come home. You didn't do any work.

He goes, no, I still want my $20 back. But you say, you know, but you gave me the $20. It's mine now. Now, who is it? And then the Federal Reserve starts and they go, we're going to lend out $140 for this $20. You're like, what? Pretty good, Patrick. But David, right?

You know, you were saying this. And then, yeah, so that's my Patrick. But David. And then I was thinking about this is this is why it's hard to get a good read on, like when you're talking about AI stuff and this and, you know, things like that. It's hard to know who to trust because left-wing people don't know

what the fuck they're talking about and right-wing people are all biased. Yeah. So it's like all the tech guys who are probably pretty smart, on so many problems, they're biased. It's kind of like the Silicon Valley bank was that a little bit too, right?

Yeah, for sure. Like you would listen to like a Sam Seder or whatever and you're just like, I feel like this guy just doesn't really know what he's talking about. You know what I mean? No, he's just like money's bad. Yeah. So you're like- And then all the billionaires are like, well, you have a best friend.

Yeah. Like you listen to Young Turks or like people like that and you're just like, okay, I don't think you even know like the basic theory of like what money is you know what i mean yeah and then you listen to any of these other guys and you're like they're all fucking talking about their friends so they're biased and the ai is a bit like that too where you're like all these people are like wrapped up and they have like investment in it so it's like right wing guys a lot of times can't be trusted because they're too like it's like they're i mean you just have to be conscious when you take anybody's like you know opinions on especially stuff like this you're like just you

know where they're coming from with this they're they're not yeah totally altruistic like i think i'm better you're you're probably better off like listening to like someone who kind of knows what they're talking about and like trying to parse out yeah for sure just be like hey just so you know like they you know they're coming at this from the sense of like, I don't want to lose $4 billion. Yeah, they're just listening to someone who doesn't even understand how fucking the effect of a marginal tax rating is. Yeah, and they're just all like, yeah, everything's bad.

And you're like, okay, well, it's kind of a little simplistic. Well, it's not even that everything's bad with some of these people. It's more that they just won't even admit. You go, we should raise the minimum wage or whatever, right? And then you're like, okay. But obviously, there's positives and negatives to that. The positives are the one you're saying. Some of the negatives of doing that is obviously there'll be less jobs.

And they'll be like, no, there won't be. And you go, okay, so you don't know what you're talking about. Luckily, A.R. just replaced those people. Came full circle. there won't be and you go okay so you don't know what you're talking about or you're luckily ar just replaced those people so came full circle that person just got that person just got replaced by some of those people did get replaced yeah a little bit i must stink if you're one of these people who like actually has a job that's gonna like pretty lock be replaced and you're like you maybe started like you're 28 years old you're just like kind of starting your career and you're like you maybe started like you're 28 years old you're just like kind of starting your career and you're like you have the job that i like and you like went to school for a

long time like some of your copywriting like imagine you're like nobody people do copywriting you're like you are done yeah like 10 of you are going to be doing copywriting and and it's going to be you're going to be feeding prompts into ai and then editing it and like 90 of people who do copywriting are like, yeah, your job is. So what can a, what can a copywriter do instead?

I don't know. Not much. Is there any other jobs? Yeah. What's your right? Pretty specific skills. I like, I mean,

I don't know what it translates to proofreading, but like, again, it's all going to be done. Like proofreading is a bad adult job, whatever. But you're like, also, you're just going to copy the thing and paste it into an AI program and it's going to do the proofreading for you.

Yeah. Like maybe some grammatic stuff. I don't know. I'm a female crane operator and men stare at me constantly. We're going to end off with a couple of funny bangers. But this girl, basically, she's a female crane operator and she does a story about how men stare at her constantly. And then she was like, you know, I'm just a crane operator like anyone else. And I can't do my cranes without getting stared at.

But then you look at the story, it's like her dad's a crane operator. She's 19 years old. She's smoking hot. She was like, you know, I never thought I'd be a crane operator, but I just love it. And you're like, do you just love it? Or is your dad giving you a summer job? For sure.

And also, you're like, crane operator seems like you need a lot of experience. To be a crane operator when you're 19? Smoking on a 19-year-old girl, you're going to get some stares. By the way. But also, it's like a crane. How do you even see who's in the crate? Who's even operating? She's saying that she's getting stared at right and left.

The co-workers are staring at her. No, she's getting just like a bunch of just good old dudes who are just like a good crane yeah they just love cranes yeah they're just like guys who were dude i was walking actually into the subway today and there's construction happening by my house and then there was like and you have like those wood like things up and i was so funny just seeing a guy walking by and then he just was like just just couldn't help but just see what's going on he's just like look And you have those wood things up. And it's so funny just seeing a guy walking by. And then he just couldn't help but just see what's going on. He was probably looking through the fucking thing for two minutes.

Just looking at a good construction site, you know? Like, he's got no skin in the game here. He's just passing by. He just likes to see a good construction site. Just a dude just checking out some dude stuff. Yeah. But this is like, she's like, yeah, guys keep looking at the cranes. Guys like cranes. Well, that's one theory.

My theory is more that fucking the foreman brought his smoking hot 19-year-old daughter and every guy's like, there hasn't been, the only hot girl. I mean, on the ground, for sure. The closest thing there's been to a woman on you know around them in years has been like you know barb fucking jim's fat wife dropped off his lunch one day for sure so they're all like every guy's looking at her and they're all like look at this because i'm a woman they're looking at me because i can't think you're doing the job it's like no these freaking perverts are looking at you because fucking jim brought his hot wife to his hot daughter to work you know what i mean you're also a hot 19 year old and a bright neon vest it's like literally it's kind of but even

more importantly than that the story's so funny being like just because i chose that i want to be a crane operator for the rest of my life and you go let's see when she's even 23 if you're still operating these cranes when you find out that you're i feel like you need like that's a job you need to, you know, a lot of experience. What percentage of girls that become a crane operator for the next 30 years

are over a seven? Like, what percentage of hot girls with the option to bail them out? What percentage of crane operators are women, period? Well, low. This? But I'm saying most of them

probably aren't smoking. Hell no. You want to see a solid comment from the comments section of this article? Yeah. This is from DT. Says, she could handle my crane. Crane is a...

Talking about his dick. Pasta freeze. Let's end with a fun one, too. Regina's in a bit of a... Regina's in the news. Regina's in the news.'s in the news so Regina admits that they're honestly by the way I did not expect that this is where like when you looking at this link and I was like Regina admits that their tourism campaign was offensive and inappropriate so

basically Regina is like just more so what you're talking about just a good old boy working at Regina that hasn't been following all this stuff. Made Regina a bunch of, made their tourism campaign a bunch of puns where Regina's vagina. Yeah. Or, or they, they're like diversity was so important. They've gone so far the other way.

Then they go, yeah, because we know that diversity is so important. We hired a 10 year old boy to do our marketing. Because they're like, what? Tell me what you don't see working. We want diversity of age. We hired a 10 year old boy to do our marketing campaign. Because they're like, tell me what you don't see working. We want diversity of age. We hired a 10 year old. Experienced vagina tried to tap into some of the more

unsavory attempts at humor. Namely the fact that it rhymes with vagina. Whereas vaginas are no laughing matter. You're not supposed to laugh at a woman ever. You're only supposed to laugh at a man's vagina. Yeah. You're not even supposed to laugh at a man's vagina.

I've looked at this. I said, well, I never. Is there really a person who's offended by this? Probably. Well, there's two different people. There's the classic, probably just like your actual old lady that's just like, you shouldn't be making vagina jokes. And then there's probably the new school college kid and they are sort of they stand side

by side 20 year old college kid and 90 year old nosy parker church lady just hand in hand not happy so they said show us your regina was one of the honestly if you've ever been to regina not a lot going on there i don't even really know what they could sell Regina for other than they have the... They said the city that rhymes with fun, and it fell flat with some of the residents is what they said. Yeah, well, this isn't for you.

It's not for you. It's for people who are trying to come to Regina. Do you think there was anyone that worked on it? They said the city that rhymes with fun, and they go, yeah, I need some of that. Fuck, I love Regina. What about just come to Regina? I love fucking Regina.

I love Regina so much. What about Regina? Come. Yeah, come. Yeah, you should come in Regina. I mean, they're in a tough spot. Fell flat with many residents. We are committed to involving more diverse stakeholder groups.

City that rhymes with vagina. Vagina. Player. On the Patreon, I have a really whole good thing right now. There was basically like 15 articles about all the girls. They basically added another one in added a girl in to make their husband happy and then there's just one guy that added this like

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