The Boyscast with Ryan Long - The Tech Nerds are Crying Again! & The Hilarious Cancelling of a Black Juror

Episode Date: September 17, 2026

OpenAI's hugging face incident causes widespread alarm, the holdout juror on the Lindsay Clancy trial was a black man with a past, and Africans commit murders for a very funny reason.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Lean - Go to https://takelean.com and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free rush shipping Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts   Upcoming Shows:  Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Irvine - Oct 2  Phoenix - Oct 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Punchup.live/ryanlong   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: [e-mail] with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489     Chapters:   00:00 - Dates! - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong for tickets! 00:15 - Intro 00:39 - New Ali G is no bueno 02:58 - Ed Sheeran vs. Mackelmore 10:36 - AI 15:22 - Meta Ray Ban anti-perv app 30:13 - AD - Lean - Go to https://takelean.com and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free rush shipping 31:12 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 32:46 - Can we chill? 35:43 - Trump losing popularity 37:51 - Too many peaks behind the curtain 43:02 - How AI kills humans 48:31 - Hunter Biden's pump & dump 51:19 - It's the black juror's fault 53:29 - A gender blob's take 1:01:38 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 1:04:01 - Oprah 1:15:28 - Genital Theft 1:26:07 - Aaron Rodgers 1:29:51 - I banged ugly people to unlearn my biases 1:33:08 - Wrap up

Blot-Y-Hell, huge announcement. Before we start, officially you can buy tickets to see me in London, Manchester, Dublin, and Stockholm at Punch Up Live.com. You can also see me in Tacoma this weekend. Let's go. The boys. The boys cast.

The last. The dudes. Prepare your sense for boys' cast. The bro. Just the voice cast. The holy. Just the voice cast. I saw the new Allie G trailer

Didn't look great It was so long Dude honestly felt like I was watching The trailer was really long Buddy one I was watching It was a bit Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah I can't imagine

I made after a flop of What if women ran the world I forgot about that one By the way Always want to know Sasha Marin Cohen is the goat You know It's done some of the best stuff

of all time But this was just like 12 years A bit of the magic was done Magic's gone His last Borat wasn't even that good No, the best thing, oh, the borat Like with those like

Southern dudes or whatever Like the COVID? Yeah, it's really bad If there's something about the quality That's different Like trying to make it's too glossy But whatever it was it just went on and on And you're kind of like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

That's the couldn't fill up the trailer With enough stuff that was getting high It's like if you want to preserve the legacy of your thing You have to not do anything again I know and by the way But then the guys like I want to do stuff That being said, I remember when they came out with bad grandpa.

I thought it was good. So sometimes they do do it. Yeah, that was like a depart. Bad grandpa was something different. But then on the other side of that, you're like, Sash, you're right. Sash Berencoen should have a new character because when they did, I'm, Who is America? It was pretty good. But if he came out.

Oh, who was America? Or whatever, that was great. Hatsy bangers, right? Kurt was a writer on that. So they brought in the funniest people. Yeah, I think Nathan Fielder was a writer on that too. Yeah, when I saw this one, I was just like, come on buddy. Yeah.

But that's obviously the cash grab. I'm sure he's walking away with his pockets real full, huh? I love how he's getting so much heat for it, too. Every top comment was something about Israel. Well, not even they, Israel related, essentially they're like, I guess they're saying he's making fun of, like Arabs or something. Well, he is. But I guess they're finally like, hey, wait a minute.

Oh, yeah. Boy, Akasha! Oh, for sure. Wait a minute. I've done some research on this Sascha- Oh, yeah, because Sacha-Maron-com is fucking hilarious. But then people look at it out. after and they're just like, he's kind of just making fun of

gays and you're like, yeah, pretty funny. I was kind of thinking that, well, we were talking about that a bit before, we weren't going to get that much into it, but before we get to the AI stuff, we got fucking Clancy, probably the funniest article at all time about Africans getting their dick shrunk. But we were talking about the Shearin thing

because basically had Shearin put McLemore on his tour and then McLemore came out and did like a 10 minute speech about Palsy. Did the thing, like if I was, you know, over on Cal Shee, it would be like a pretty solid bet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You just go, well,

Mac, I just was, obviously, if you're doing a tour, the first person you think, Macklemore, the goat, greatest of all time, comes out. Of course. I just wanted him to hear the song of a truth roof shop. When I was young, they thought it was gay. That was the Lonely Island one. And I was gay. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, not gay.

McElmore stinks. Yeah. But he's really has reinvented himself as a Palestine guy. That's his thing. Yeah, but it has actually been connecting. Yeah, of course. I'm of the thing I think by the way it is crazy

that Robert Kraft is essentially obviously a big Israel guy and it just like owns Gillette Stadium and then like all his boys also happen to also own all these stadiums and they're just like well I talk to my buddies That is so funny calling calling your boy that also owns a station

Maybe you can build your own stadium if you want to do these types of performances Also you think Robert Kraft wouldn't want to get so involved with these kind of skin after he got caught in his tug. You would think that. Deflate Gate also, and I mean, you know, this point's been made a million times,

but Kanye West is allowed to do his thing. I think there is an element where it's the opening act versus the headliner. And like, it's the classic thing too. I said this with the MIA stuff where I go, it's not about, I don't disagree with what she's saying in it, but it doesn't matter if I disagree with what is she saying.

It's irrelevant. If someone came on my tour and then went on before me and did an hour speech, even if it was the most thing I'd agree with. I go, what the fuck? It's not up to you to do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. You're, like, hijacking.

You're, like, hijacking the microphone to... And it's also, like, you're there to warm them up, literally. Like, you think anybody is, like, in the audience to go, wait, is there something going on in Gaza? I couldn't agree more. Like, there's nothing more of a bummer than going to a concert, and it's just like politics. You're like, look, it's politics. And you didn't come to see that. You came to see Ed Shearin.

Yeah, exactly. So you're already a loser. Yeah, exactly. You're like, I just want to dance with my wife to our wedding song. and now fucking you're like, yeah. I'm bringing my daughter to see Ed Shear Yeah, and I was like, I don't listen to this. Just like, I didn't want to listen to McLemore

to begin with. I'm already not that happy that special guest comes out and it's fucking Well, what's the one with, who is the singer that was on his like, I'm not gay song? The Lonely Islands kind of spoofed it in pop star, which was great. I don't know who was on his not gay song.

But it was when I was five, they thought it was gay. You remember that one? Yeah, of course. It was like maybe the corneous song in the history of rap. Ryan Lewis? No, Ryan Lewis. He was the thrift store guy.

Anyways, McElmore stinks, but... Remember, he's always been trying... He's tried every trend, too. There's a lot of people that have tried to get on everything, and then Palestine stuck for them. Yeah. Because if you remember... Well, he's like an OG,

and they really stuck him with his Halloween costume from 2014. They started that. They started it. They were hitting him hard on that. They go, oh, it's just a Palestine thing. Care to address this? He had the huge fake nose. But he also...

Which I thought was a solo costume. When McClamore won best artist, everyone was kind of mad because he was like white and all this sort of stuff. And also he sucks. But like, they were kind of right. But then also he kind of came out and was like, I apologize. I hope that no one ever wins a award this white after me kind of thing.

Like he was just like, you're right. I hope I'm the last dude that ever wins the best rap artist. He's authentically a fucking dork. stinks. I'll give him that. He doesn't waver from being a dork ever. So he has hit the gold mine

with the Palestine thing to keep himself in the mix. Yeah. And Ed Shearin, a lot of people were tagging me saying Ed Shearin's your video right now. Actors not sure whether he's a Palestine or Israel guy. Yeah, no, it's like actors

not sure how they're going to afford this mega yacht. He goes, hey, you're fucking up my money, dude. Yo, now you're messing with Shearins. Shearin's been, Shearing had a statement that he was just like not going to fly. He was just like, you know,

there's a lot of bad stuff happening on both sides right now. I thought that was going to stick with his audience. A lot of bad people on both. A lot of good people on both sides. Ed Sheeran did try to come out with a statement where he was just like, first of all, he goes, it's the promoters,

not me. I have no say in this matter, so the tour will continue. They kicked him off. Obviously, I'm just from your Ed Shearin. I have no. What power?

Shylock Robert Kraft. What power does Mir Ed Shearin have? And you know, there's bad people. He, he, that is a dick move to do to someone like him, though,

because Ed Shearin, like, did this thing. He did you a favor, and then you put him into this nonsense. Of course. Of course. Like, yeah, there'd be one thing if it was, Ed Shearin was the super political guy. And then you're like, everybody knows where you're getting. But it's like if your friend, have you ever alienate half your audience?

Have you ever done someone's podcast? And then they make the like clip title something, not maybe not a friend, but like someone you know, consider a friend. And then the thing is like, Ryan destroys this. And you're like, what I said was actually kind of nuanced. Yeah, yeah. they're like forcing you to be in something.

I go, it's up to me the extent to which I want to, like how I want to present my opinions or whatever. And they're like, they bullied you to have their opinion. You go, no, you said that and I kind of disagreed with you a little bit. I agree with you on some point. Then they're like, Ryan Long agrees with me. No, it's like, if anything, you were destroying the transgender. I wasn't destroying them.

You destroyed them. I stuck up for them, actually. Yeah, I didn't actually, I don't know if I would say I destroyed, you know, Ryan Long destroys race IQ. Yeah, yeah. So it was just one of those things where it's kind of just, honestly, I'll go as far as to say, it's just a little rude. Yeah.

Just go to a buddy over like that. But again, I have, I don't really, I'm not sympathetic to Ed Sheeran just because what the fuck did you expect what's going to happen. You're right. Most predict, unless he's, I'm going to back my sympathy up to. I'm such an offline guy. Nah. That's what Malcolmor's up to?

I'm going to back my sympathy up. The shirt, the thrift shop guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was just fun. Fun guy, just going through fucking Goodwill's, you know, the bins of the Goodwill finding $2 t-shirts.

Thought he was going to be giving away some free shirts at the most. Yeah, you know, like, he's like, oh, that's what he's up to. Couldn't agree more. Yeah, that's... I take my take back where you screwed over

Ed Shearin by putting him in that situation. This is 100% Ed Shearine knew exactly what was going to happen. For sure. And you know what he probably thought? He was going to get the Palestine points without the Palestine heat. Yeah, maybe he thought he was going to blow over.

He thought he was going to get the, like all the people being like, that was a good move of that. Look at how hip and Sheeran is. He allowed McLemore to go do this and then everyone that's mad about it. He goes, well, this is my openers.

Yes. And more so, people just like don't really care about this that much anymore. Like, unless that's like your cause cause and this is like my identity, people are like, we get it. We know what's going on. They, I think they do care because they're mad at them. Who's mad at them? The people. Which people? TikTok.

Oh, TikTok. Yeah, the people who are their identity is Palestine. That's a lot of people. I guarantee you. you pulled every like you know this is 70,000 person stadiums you go this affect you in any way from post people are like yeah I prefer if it's just saying the thrift shop stuff no one wants to see an opener do a speech period period you're honestly bad like they should unplug your mic until your fucking like you know the song starts play your fucking song monkey

that's what I say to JJ when he started preaching yeah play your song monkey bald monkey Okay. Let's talk AI right now first. Yeah. Okay, so there's two parts of it. The first part, I don't even know if we have to explain the thing. I would assume that...

We're all going to die. Basically, we're all going to die. But before I even said that, I did want to make a point that if you... I've been sort of thinking in general that all inventions suck now. Uh-huh. So if you look... Like all inventions are just like a new app, a new computer thing. I don't know.

I saw this Chinese invention where it's a toilet, right? Eye wideners. No, no, no, no. It's a toilet that comes to you. So, so imagine, dude, you're like fucking watching the game, right? You're just enjoying the game. It's a Sunday afternoon. You're like, damn, I got to fucking take a week.

How do you empty it after? It's not your problem. And that's China's problem. But you're just like, man, I've had a few too many pops. got a really piss but you don't want to miss this big play you just go summon the toilet it drives over to you it's like a rumba toilet it literally drives to you and just parks itself right beside you your boys are still there with you hey can you guys look away you freaks yeah you go what you're taking a shit yeah it's got a bidet it's got all the fancy Asian

technology first of all that's not new invention that's wheels on a toilet but this is like it i think it deals with your leavings and everything. Yes, but you're sort of actually making my point in thinking you're disagreeing because a lot of my point is every invention is just like a new version of an already invention. Sure. Oh yeah. That's not a new invention. It's an innovation.

You know, I was talking... With my buddy, my buddy Simeon, he made a good point. He goes, when was the last time there was like a new good candy that actually took off? Like a new chocolate bar that actually took off? What is it? The... Fuck.

Would you have to think this? long to remember Kit Kat? Oh, no, I'm not thinking about it. But fuck. What is the thing? Oh, the nerds? The nerds? Oh, man. Those came out? No, it's not nerds. It's the nerds on top of the candy, but I guess that might be an innovation. Two inventions. It's all iterative. Yeah, it's all iterative. And AI is iterative. And it's all inventions put together. I'll give you, okay, for example,

even like in fashion, when was the last time that someone came up with tearaway pants and it actually cooked? I saw a guy walking away, walking some gay dude, and they were trying to make a new suit thing invention and it was basically like a tie and then there was a flap for his suit that went over the tie and I was just like no one is doing that That's like New York hipster shit Right right right right

I dressed wacky right When was the last moon shoes Like there isn't any good ones It's all it's all by the way There is useful stuff whatever An app the traction steps whatever But I'll even go as far further than that Where I go every new invention

Like okay for example you had the boss or you put your phone in, right? Yeah. Oh, so your new inventions is an invention to make you not use your old invention. Correct. And that invention was actually turning on to you cookies. Yeah, yeah.

That was just repurpose. So now they're at the point where not only are they not inventing movies or anything exciting. It's the new inventions are just canceling out the old inventions. And that's where we've already got with AI. Yeah. Where now it starts out where it's like, oh, AIIs coming.

And now they're already, we like, we need new government inventions to cancel out the old things that we're doing. They'll go, basically, Sam Altman and Dario for Anthropic and Open AI, they have, they're basically in their place. They're running a company and they're just like, what I'm making is too good. I need to be stopped. Yes.

It's a guy being like, someone, somebody. Somebody. Which I, by the way, I'm not buying that at all. That they need to be stopped. I think what's actually happening is token prices are getting tanked and their margins are going down and their fucking expenses are going way out from all these open source models. So they're like, hey, can somebody, a gay government? You want to step in and just stop all my

competitors, please? Please stop. Hey, this, what we're doing is going to change the world and it's going to, it's probably, we're probably all dead. And the only way to stop it does involve me becoming the world's richest man. Yes. So that is a sacrifice that I'm willing to make.

Do I want to be the world's richest man? No. Do I need the government to stop all my competitors in the process? Will that make me the world's richest man? Yes. However, those two things are unrelated. Yeah. Yeah. OZempic, there's another invention.

It's just an invention canceling out an old invention. What's the old invention? Food. I mean, borderline, you can say it's not even invention because it started as like a diabetes drugs. You know, similar to like Viagra, where they're like, they're like, oh, can this do this one thing? Repurposed. Yeah, they go, no, it turns out it does this other thing, though.

Mm-hmm. They have another one. I mean, I was going to read one because I did have one that fit into this, but it said, Perves and creeps are using smart glasses on women. so this nerd, uh, tech nerd built an app to detect them. And now they, so they invented smart glasses, then they invented an app so you can't make sure there's no, I see on TikTok, uh, pervert map people, which is like the, you know, people sell these crazy products. You ever, TikTok's all just infomercials essentially. Everybody is hawking some bullshit.

Yeah. That they get paid like a commission to sell. And like some of them are like, it would be like an alarm clock that has a camera built into it. And you're like, what? What? Okay. Yeah. you're like,

this is real, and everybody's like, this is so creepy. Like, what you just, what's, what's, it's,

record chicks you're fucking or whatever, like what's going on? And then, but one guy, or not one guy, lots of people have, there's this little,

like, this little piece of plastic that you can put over the light on the meta glasses so that when you're recording, it just doesn't turn on. You're like, that's weird.

Per, the per, yeah. But look, as someone who's a big First Amendment auditor guy, I like them, you have no right to privacy

in public in this country. You just don't. And don't forget it. That's what Danny says to the women. I mean, that's what he's standing a minute from their cleavage. I mean, that's what every one of them says, as there are moments from getting tased in every video. They go, hey, I'm not breaking any laws. I like 1A and double D.

Now, I'm not fucking back up because I need a better view. But yeah, you should, the secret. I like 1A and 2A. No, double A. Two, double A. They're small, but they work. well I have the magnifying function Danny's definitely gonna be getting beeped on the women there

yeah just everybody's detectors going off around me Dario and Altman are the weasleyest combo and then for them it's like pretty true yeah like you said it's super transparent what they're doing all of their solutions always involved like I need the government to come and get rid of everyone but me yeah get rid of all these Chinese competitors yeah and all the this would be like also there is something so funny about a so how it started which again I think most people know this but whatever the whistleblower at AI at Anthropic came out and was just like listen there's a lot of bad

stuff going on there we're doomed by the way new Twitter account got a hundred and twenty million impressions somewhat dubious of that of the astroturfing what he said when he came out was also what his boss says you know he was like there's a there's a non-zero chance that AI is going to kill every person by the end of the decade. That's also what they're saying, though. In three years, it's going to kill everybody? This is the equivalent of, like, someone at BuzzFeed coming out and being like, hey, I'm a whistleblower at BuzzFeed, and I want to say that I think racism's a bigger

problem than we thought. I thought you're going to say listicles are going to kill everybody by the end of the decade. No, someone coming out and being like racism's really bad. Then the CEO of BuzzFeeds goes like, that's what I've been saying that. Yeah. But I, yeah, the fact that he got 120. 20 million views on a... No, no, no. So you're talking

about the conspiracy part of it that I agree with. Something not... So this guy... So this guy... Doesn't pass a smell test. Even a little bit. No, you're going to do it. Like, try and go fire up a new Twitter account and just copy a thread, like some salacious AI

thread to see how it does. It was retweeted within like minutes. Yeah. Because he was obviously in cahoots with all these people and I'll tell you a little inside baseball that I was at a restaurant and a guy overheard me talking about this stuff. And then came out to me and he was like, hey, I was, I was over hearing you talk and honestly,

I was, if you want to get a drink, just, I'm a fellow gay. He came out to me and he said, that he works in publishing. Okay. And he was like, you want to hear it's even worse than that? And I was like, all right, you really were listening to our convo here. Ryan, Ryan's realizing his inside voice is not really an inside voice. It's more of a ballgame voice. I'm standing on the top of the table at a fancy restaurant I'm saying if Aldman wants to fucking come here and fight me

he can do it if you're listening to Altman Dario show him my fucking oh face I got my dick down his throat now he goes his he works in publishing

and he goes they had already like within minutes already gave him a $3 million book deal so oh that guy the guy with his tweet so he came

he left open it he worked it basically the AI's bad like non-profit for like three months or something. Yeah, and then he got a job at Anthropic. Worked there for six months and then basically released his tweet that Anthropics really bad, which is a whistleblower tweet that had no information in it. It was just like, it's going to kill us. It was just like I was working at Anthropic and like,

yeah, AI is fucked man. Yeah. And then so they retweet, everyone retweeted that. It was already cooked up, got 150 million views. And then basically within afternoon, he's like, he's Bernie Sanders, his best friend. He's got a $3 million book deal. Interesting. Yeah, yeah. So that was the inside deal. And the book is also about how he was going to kill us? Oh, what are you? No, there's his recipes. Just from cookbook. He really want to do a cookbook.

Yeah, I'll have my, I'll have my AI, give me the summary. Yeah, so he basically had this book in the queue. He's releasing the book. He's working with all these organizations. Bernie Sanders already had a bill cooked up ready to come out. The bill comes out, and it was just like, anyone who does any AI that isn't regulated by the big three is going to be in jail for 20 years. I mean, I'm hesitant to call shooting an op.

This is an op. that one's an op. Yeah. I mean, it doesn't have to be a conspiracy to be like, yeah, he was going to do this big tweet. He already worked for those places. He messages them being like, hey,

I'm thinking about doing a whistleblower thing. Like, would you do an article about it? And they're like, yeah, like, I don't know, that's not really conspiratorial.

That is like how it works. Well, I think they're trying to say that like, you know, this is all organic, that he just was, just posted this tweet and it just went viral of the power of the internet.

Well, it's both, you know, like, you know, it just took a little, it probably took a little bumping at the beginning. Yeah, of course, of course. Like, once you hit a certain level,

yeah. Because, but there is something funny about, like, your boss agreeing, because in reality, if you were the whistleblower, there's just like, you know, it's AI,

we need to be regulated. And then your boss came out, any other whistleblower scenario, if your boss agreed with you, right? If you came out and you go, hey, they're doing some shady shit over there, and then the CEO's like, we need the government

because we're doing shady shit. Yes. That's the end of the whistleblowers part in this, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the fact that whistleblower even has life of his own makes it seem like there's obviously he he got connected in the beginning otherwise it'd be the equivalent of being like a hey i'm whistleblower about a chick where you

go hey i just want to let everyone know this woman's fucking really really crazy and then she comes out and she'd be like i do agree i do have a mental illness that i need to deal with and everyone's like she's so brave and you go you're done your party here's done yeah yeah yeah you just got cocked she she won up to you because that's the fact that this guy's even like has his book deal still still means like yeah no no we need all you still because we're a movement Pretty Sanders basically says If you do it In his thing he goes if you're doing

A decentralized like open source AI According to his new bill You go to jail for 20 years Oh lovely Lovely This is just well I guess we've just moved on From climate change This is the new climate change

Has elements It feels very much of that It feels like climate change It has elements Smells like climate change Can't believe it's not Can't believe It has elements

With the data centers Of climate alarmism You think Greta Thernberg Switches back to AI From Palestine What are the odds I'd say 100 Once they're free,

once Palestine gets freed up. Yeah, you'd have to free it still. Dude, imagine Trump's like we're putting data centers in Gaza. Ooh. You want to see a shit start? You'll see a great his head fucking explode. God, I was making me laugh. I did like a flyer about this, but you know what?

On the topic of flyers, that is always making me laugh too, that they're just like, dude, we're too powerful. I spent 45 minutes trying to get fucking chat cheap, but you need to make a flyer. Dude, I had Grock make me like yesterday. Can't fucking make a mouth right. nail and I go just put Sam Allman's face on one side, Dario's face on the other side. That was the only prompt. Got Sam Alman's face.

Dario's just some random guy. I go, there's a lot of photos of him available. Grock, he's a pretty photographed guy. Sorry, I'm too busy ending the human race. Yeah, yeah, try again. And it was like 30 tries. And you go, okay, that resembles him. I know, I just have to switch over in another one.

And that's where you... But this is what's meant to be killing us. We're dead. Three years and four months. Just fucking unplug it. Yeah. fucking yeah well that's all the stuff where they're just like well this one hacked everyone and you're just like what was the prompt hack everyone turn that off then turn the hack everyone

prom up you can you maybe get it's not you are correct though this feels like climate change it feels like covid it's just like yeah there's something about people they just we just love a mass hysteria they'll people cannot not nuclear energy uh you know it has to be a part of the feminization though where it's like you go why does everyone in general love being spooked so much and you go, well, does that coincide with, like, women kind of being in charge more? That's a good point. Yeah.

I mean, in your own house, like, who's more worried about stuff? You or your wife? I mean, I'm, dude, I'm fucking Alfred E. Newman over here. I'm worried about nothing, man. Your wife's fucking flipping out, and you just put it on, don't worry. Be. Dude, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

Do I have to put on your song. if Trump If Trump has had any balls He'd come out He'd give a big speech And he goes Hey I just have a message to the world Boom

Replace YMCA Boom Boom boom Oh mom mom mom Don't worry Do do Do do Be happy

And then yeah Problem solved Yeah Yeah I don't know Has anyone To all the women That are really stressed out about this

To be To calm To calm down Maybe we need To calm down Maybe we need to program The AI's to tell them Calm down

Calm down AI. Like maybe we need to develop like get our AI to go develop like a like a virus that you can kind of put in the other AI to just tell chicks to calm down. Yeah, chick. Just every question is just like, hey, just calm down first. Every question they have is just before we start calm down. Yeah, before we start, just calm down. Take some breaths. It's not that big of a deal.

If you know, that actually is an okay prank though. If you went, if you took your over your girlfriends like chat chip to your wife and then you said like hey, the next 25 questions. I ask tell me to calm down first. Well, it's like they have that, what is it? They have like the sole files or like the MD files or whatever, like their, their brains. So you can kind of go in a lot of these and actually get the actual file of like the identity of your AI and then go swap it. I want you to start every sentence. Just every time you could be like, this is who you are.

You always tell me to calm down. Calm down first because I'm really, I'm hysterical and really I have like a. My natural state is just hysteria. It really helps to be. And even if I tell you I'm calm. Don't believe me. Tell me to just You really need to calm down.

I'll tell you what wouldn't be happening. She's more calm. She'd be like something wrong with this. No, literally. Smatch, you come in your computer smashed. My house would go from AI is this infallible thing that I love to just like, this thing's dumb. Yeah. I don't like AI anymore.

Calm down AI. All right. Hey, what times What's the best flight to take? Calm down. Yeah, yeah. You're here.

I need you to be here. First, bring it down a notch. Just shushes you a little bit to start. I think we're... I'm looking to apply for jobs. First of all, take it down a notch. Losing their mind. Dude, I think we just invented an AI product with a fucking total adjustable market of half the planet.

Again, though, it's just a combination of two other inventions. Hey. But it's always back with these guys to be everything. One needs to be banned but me, you know? And the problem is we've seen this enough times now, especially with, you know, what it looked like when they, when they basically had the monopoly on the social media. And every other country, country's been trying to get their social media monopoly best because they're back. they loved it, you know? Yeah, of course.

And this is, what they're asking for would be the equivalent of if I said, you know, at the boys' cast, we're like way too dangerous. Like, so we need the government to get involved and would create a podcast board because like the things we're saying, like, we are about to fucking change the game. We're crazy. We're loose cannons. We're loose cannons. We can't be trusted.

I was, I was, before we started, you know, before we started recording, Danny was telling me some things and I'm like if he says that on air like all hell's going to break loose and then so the only thing that we knew we need you to put together a board and that board is going to require like a certification every year that'll probably be a couple grand um also we're going to you're obviously going to need a lawyer a lot of red tape a lot of red tape so you're need a lawyer too to do that and then you're going to have to file for this thing which you can't do so your lawyer basically it's basically it's going to be about 15 grand a year and it's like okay so the boys cast in pair 15 grand a year and then no other podcast can start correct yeah that's essentially also why are we believing

CEOs of tech companies. They're all scumbags. Do you know, I was talking about this with my body. Like this cool Zuck thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was talking about this with my body because we're saying like that, you know, with Sam Altman specifically, right? Do you know how much of a fucking shark you have to be to start working at a nonprofit and then work your way up to the CEO of the biggest company like potentially in the world and then turn it to it from a nonprofit to a not nonprofit and then go against

Elon Musk and all these other powerful people in the process? Like, do you know how many things? throats you have to slash to get that position. While being a gay nerd. Potentially some people say kill this very, whatever. Well, it's a murderous gay nerd. Some people say. See, this is why we need the

podcast. I haven't looked it into that one. I don't know. That sounds like mumbo jumbo, yeah. It's mumbo jumbo. But I can confirm that he's probably been in a bathhouse or two. Who, who. Gay orgies. Dude, the tech stuff he must be working on to just like

do gay stuff must be crazy. But it's small market. He's probably working on like asshole tighteninger AI. Tons of stuff. Glory holes. Glory hole AI.

I bet you that domain is not available. Someone, yeah, gets in the backdoor code. Yeah, that would be the backdoor code. No pun intended. So if you get the backdoor code

it's just a list of all the glory holes in the city. Oh yeah. That'd be funny. Yeah, the whistleblower was act. That would be a good whistleblower. Sam Alton's been using 90% of his time to program it to find glory holes.

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No. You can't go two seconds without having a new panic. I guess we're kind of programmed for that. We don't like change, you know? Naturally. People just don't think about our fucking intro. I was thinking about that where you do need to... We still want the first one.

Yeah, you do need to find a balance between, you know, when you have, you know, you want to have the 10% of people that are always trying to, you know, accomplish stuff and want this and want that and you want opportunity and they'll actually build the world that the rest of the people and improve things and stuff like that. Yeah. But it's also not reasonable for people to be like, I don't want things changing every fucking two seconds. Like, you know, when you say, for example, okay, I used to work at this company. Like you, when you think of a family structure before, right, you go, you sort of have your place in the family and then you sort of move around, but it's not like maybe tomorrow your whole family's gone because that would be very stressful. whereas for something, maybe for some people it wouldn't, you know, but for most people, it's like, the most, you know, you get a job and you're like, okay, you have your hierarchy place there and you can sort of rest your mind in that area. And if I do this, it'll probably get me this and you can sort of make sense of all that. And if that's changing all the time, it is very stressful. Yeah, well, we're currently technically in like a parabola, I guess. But, you know, you have, I think all the stuff goes where you have these, like, you know, these spikes, which we're currently living

in this, like, exponential growth. And then you have, you have, you have, I think, all the stuff goes, where you have these, like a period of of where it flattens out for a long time. Yeah but we've been mostly living in this like everything changed. I think like the first 20 years, at least like 20 years of my life for the most part at least. Yeah but that's what I'm saying. It started in around like 2015 where it seems to change like everything's changing. Yeah because we're now in the parabola phase. Oh sorry I missed that. That's what I'm saying. We're in the parabola phase. We will at some point get back to the flattened part where we'll be like nothing's changing and we'll have you know probably decades of that and then back to the you know parabla.

it's just kind of that's how it goes so it's just we happen to be in this the crazy times and you're right because maybe that's when the wacky inventions that are interesting come because right now they're like we're inventing this new thing so everyone's like well i want to be part of that yeah once that sort of works out then everyone's like what about fucking shoes that you have on your hands you know what's you know what's going on the fucking 80s man the 80s was literally like here's a rock that's your pet that's what it's like took the nation by storm there was so little going on that he took the entire fucking world by storm

where people were like, yeah, it's a, you get a rock, it comes in a box. Tamagotchi's rocked my high school. Well, yeah,

Tomogachis weren't saying, but like, dude, the 80s were just like, here's a rock. Pet rock. Everybody was like, fucking,

what was it, the, it was kind of cool. Flinky? Didn't they have a hair that grew, the grass that grew on the rock?

No, no, you're thinking of the chia pets. Okay. Was there further in her. No, this was a little before our time. It's just a rock.

It was the pet rock. 80s. Yeah. And you're just like, this is what we get. So I like this. So what you're saying is after the parablea, when things calm down, essentially that's when everyone's... Everything consolidates.

People stop working on the main problem that's changing. And they start working on, they get back to the roots of wacky stuff. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Because all the big gains have been made. So it's like there's only incremental gains to be had. By the way, I actually, you know, don't... It doesn't stress me out that much that things are changing all the time.

But I'm cognizant of the fact that for 90% of people, they don't like it. And that's actually a reasonable position. Yeah, that's fine if you don't like it. I mean, I'm sure. Well, it's human nature to probably not like it. Yeah, every technological advancement this ever existed. We're probably people were, you know, hesitant about phone and steam engine.

Yeah. So all that being said that when the CEOs of the company are doing their best to, like, whip people up into more of a frenzy, that's when you have a, you know, it's more ridiculous. I'll tell you what, this has been, this is sort of when, because people probably most people don't like, like I saw a thing where it was like people under 25 don't really like Trump as much anymore,

like Republican dudes. Yeah. Like they've kind of lost him. And I think that we all know that. Like he kind of lost him with the war stuff. Yeah. We, I've even see, you'll even see so many people that were Trump guys going on podcasts,

kind of being like, well, you know, you know, he said this, but all he does is support Israel. and you know got us into all these wars and that's kind of almost like the mainstream position for anyone under 30 probably right yeah and then I mean his a lot of stuff he you know he did do some good things but a lot of stuff he ran on he's just not but he's pretty this is one of the scenarios when he's probably good at is like everyone's flipping out and he's like shut up right because they kind of yeah which i've been sort of almost enjoying the boomer memes in this one where i'll be like you know they're saying like we need just a regular us and he goes keep coding nerds super corny boomership but yeah someone goes i'm going to sell you this pen it's gonna kill everyone. Hey.

I'm sure a lot of those music were made with AI. I hate to be that guy. One of a funny thing. So me and, you know, John Christ, me and him, we were always talking about how, like, you would agree with this

because we're not big into, like, the comedian process conversations. Yeah. We are, I guess me and you, like Tim Ferriss originally and like that kind of stuff. Sure.

But, like, the comedy, like, process talks. And to be honest, most stuff process talks we would agree like went too far where you're like yeah yeah I don't need to know every last detail of how you made the burger you know I mean it was interesting 15 years ago

when it was new territory right it used to be like an you know you never heard a director talk and then he comes on and I mean that's the classic thing we were in 15 years ago we were in the parabola of that and then now it's just all like oh you know maybe you listen to a three hour podcast and you glean one thing from it and you go everything else I've heard yeah so the exactly right so I remember

hearing like the South Park guys didn't interview about like how they made their show and it was just like oh this is like so cool I would peek behind the curtain and now they're just like too many peaks behind the curtain you're living behind the curtain now so it becomes less interesting right and so and also there's some in comedy we're uh there's something about like it feels like something you do like at the end of your career more so than like constantly during it where you're like hey I'm working on this nonstop why are you constantly like always talking about like how you write and you're It seems like something you do like after.

It's like Seinfeld's at the other end. It kind of makes more sense for him to be like. Well, Seinfeld actually did have this. I listened to it before I started comedy. He did have, it was like a sit down in a green room from like 1990 with some manager guy that got released as like a CD somehow. And it was kind of like that. But he did it once. Once.

Yeah. It was a one time deal. It was 45 minutes and that's it. Like that was it. But it's with everyone now like musicians, you know, chefs, directors like athletes. It's everything. So what we were saying is hilarious is the final boss of that is politicians. So like when politicians start doing process conversations,

like you know, Bernie Sanders is on his, on his thing. Like, you know, when you're looking for, so you're looking for control, right? So you need the thing.

So, so, you know, and I knew that the AI was going to be like a new good panic. So I figured what I'm looking at that. I go, that's probably the perfect one. So I'm, so yeah,

you have the, yeah, just like exactly how they think about this stuff. Yeah, yeah, politicians are doing process, conversations of like their daily routine of how to like talk to lobbyists and this and that. So I like to get my cash in a envelope, Manila.

Those are the least, uh, raising the least a lot of alarms, you know, kind of just slides under the radar. When you're meeting up with the donors, it's, yeah,

you just see like a full podcast like, uh, you know, Bernie Sanders on or whatever. Swampcast. So any politician on how to, uh, you know,

how you want to pretend you're going to help with the donors, but you don't want to do too much, right? So you're here and, Just given every last detail of like when to lie, when to not lie, like how to have the perfect face for lying. Perfect face for lying. Yeah. Just the full on process conversation from a politician. That's the final boss of when you go.

Yeah. But anyway, it's making me laugh. I mean, the athletes ones are maybe the most interesting just because you're like, maybe there's information from that that's beneficial if you're trying to be an athlete. No, of course. But they're like anything, it's by the end of it, you go, I've heard it all. Yeah, I've heard it all. Okay, those are the four methods people do. Yeah.

some point you just got two-step or don't. It's just like Kobe Bryant goes, yeah, I wake up at 4 a.m. and put up 10,000 shots. You go, I don't really want to do that. Oh, yeah, yeah. No one wants, no one wants to do the actual thing. I'd rather just listen to it. Okay, what are the other options? Yeah, the other options? No, no, you're literally the richest, most famous basketball player in the world and wake up a 4 a.m. I like that with my, we have a buddy that, um, we haven't seen him in a while, but, like, I saw him a bit of go on tour. And he, he was a guy that was always talking about, like all the stuff he wants to do, but he's like talking bullshit, you know? Sure.

It's the guy who wants to start all these companies, right? And I, I was, it was like the funniest thing where I kept saying like, you to be, honestly, he was like, how do I do this? And I go, honestly, you probably wouldn't want to. It's like, just really hard work. Like, the truth is, like, the way to do this, like, it's going to be probably, you probably like your life. You probably would imagine you watch a lot of TV. Like, so I don't. And I was like, I, you're waiting on Grand The fellow?

I bet you are. I wouldn't allow him to live in the, like, I want to do it if it wasn't for some barricade preventing me that I... Some made up thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't letting him, like, have that. I was just like, no, and obviously you could,

but I really think, like, your personality and how you live, like, you wouldn't want to. You're not about that life. It's probably not even worth you getting the information because you're not that. Just essentially being like, listen, you're lazy and you're going to still, you're going to keep being lazy. Yeah, you're just, that's who you are.

That's who you are. By the way, nothing wrong with that. with that. But who do we really have to do the song of dance and you're pretending you're gonna yeah. I agree. Yeah, I don't want to do. I don't want to do the song and dance. Neither of us need the song and dance, my friend. It's just taking away from your TV time at the end of the day. Hey, your scroll time, man. Aren't you where your watch time is going to get too low? Your screen time? You don't want to tank the screen time, man. You're going to have to be at shows doing new jokes and stuff. It's just not something for you. Now. How AI kills humans. This is a CBC article.

You know what an interesting point that I think this is a gnome said this at seller, but he was he was like whenever we talk about like intelligence, because we go it's so much smarter than humans, but he was like, well, if you think of like how the human body works and cells, there's parts of your human body and cells where you go, it's doing processes that like humans could never do in a million years, right? And you would have, you can barely like understand how it fights off a virus or all this sort of stuff. But it's like you wouldn't say it's intelligent or conscious.

right so it's like when we talk about like consciousness there is a there's already things that are like kind of smarter than you like you know a lot of ways your body is already smarter than you but like you wouldn't call it conscious yeah yeah so yeah so yeah so yeah so sometimes like you know that was interesting like kind of take on consciousness or whatever um but the the basically they're listing off scenarios how we could all die and the big one is essentially that they get like new codes. New codes. Because they keep the new codes in their Gmail, right?

Yeah, I like, of course. Yeah, they just keep the codes in the Gmail. Do they get the two-factor authentication on the new codes? Once they get the two-factor, you're cooked. Oh, we're cooked. I mean, I guess you could like shut down the power grid. AI systems, escape human control and act in ways we don't want them to, and then we don't understand.

So just have them not do that. Yeah, I mean, it's moving fast and it's annoying, but here we are. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I guess they could crash the stock market or stuff. It sounds like the real, it's not even going to kill everybody. It'll just send us back to the Stone Age. Elon Musk is funny. Yeah, I agree.

Newfangled technology just sends us back to the Stone Age. Elon Musk is pretty funny in this because he obviously just like, he's obviously everything he says is like self-serving. Like even, it's like he takes over Twitter and all of a sudden like way more into politics. You know what I mean? when it would help him. Like everything, this guy doesn't move in ways

that don't, like, kind of, I mean, literally, if you fire up a, if you make a new Twitter account and it makes you follow people, and he's number one. Of course, yeah. But there's a part of it where they're like, Elon Musk comes out and he was like,

I agree with Dario and you're this like, the guy who's like two months behind an AI agrees that the guys that are above him should be censored. Yeah. He's like, he wants to catch up. And then he was like, we should all have like,

yeah, the three of us should get together. And then we all look at each other's notes and we'll sort of guard each other. Yeah. Well, powwow, meeting of the minds. It is sort of true, though, because they're like, we need the government to get involved, which will help us in two years once Trump's gone or whatever.

And then basically Elon Musk is like, we need to, I think we should create our own board, which Elon Musk is kind of more right. He basically used the analogy of movies where he goes, you know, people were getting up in arms about like rated R and PG-13 movies. So we created our own system to like regulate our own thing. He was like, well, so that would happen. You'd regulate your own thing.

And then, for example, like, if Sam Alton, Regulman, like went through, they were able to do the regulation process on Anthropic and told them, hey, we think there's some things that are scary here, and they didn't fix them, and then they released it, and then it pulled some hack, and there was a big bank thing. You'd have this crazy liability

and the public would know about it. I mean, the notion of the country that regulates all things is not going to regulate this one thing. Well, but that's the thing. They already do. That's the point that I'm, it's always with everyone. They have like nine organizations that already do this, and then they go, we need a new one. You go, you have enough things. They go, it's already

illegal to if you have a new product and then you release it knowing that it had like problems and then it causes havoc and you're already responsible of it. Yeah, you're already responsible. Those things are already illegal. So yeah, it's exactly like if a car company releases a car that it's dangerous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're liable to get sued about over it. But they're like, no, we need a new one and you go, what's you're going to do? It's like mainly we're going to, uh, and then I don't know if you know about all these conspiracies, but basically it was like anthropics like working with all these organizations that are basically putting out the like AI Dumer stuff. Yeah.

And those organizations, do you know? No, no. I think I saw something about this. So there's basically like think tanks and NGOs and stuff like that. And they're sort of like tied into ownership structures and weird ways where it's like, and they all, I can't explain. Essentially they just want, they're trying to push the regulation, like regulate the shit out of us, but it's not coming from them. They're kind of like using an intermediary to essentially say like, we need all this. Well, they actually like need it.

It's like part of their like plan. And if it doesn't happen, they have to change. their plans. They're like, yeah, that's a big part of our plan is we create a government moat. And then also, like, not to say that some people at that company don't believe the, believe the lies. They're like, you know, where they're, do, remember the fucking guy four years ago at Google, the Google engineer who is like, he's like, uh, he's like, Damoire? No, no, no, no, four years ago. Remember there was this Google engineer and he's like, Google sentient? Our AI, sentient. It's like, it has feelings. And he's like, we're doomed. I just got sucked off by him. Yeah, those four years ago.

They said, yeah, I can't even make me a fucking, uh, thumbnail. They said the chat GPT, too, they said they weren't going to release it because they were going to change everything. Yeah. I was like, what did it change? It was like, I don't know, like a little bit, a little tiny bit less it gets mistakes. Yeah. I mean, like, I see people like, yeah, I made this cool game and you go, all right, that's what you're into. I don't know if this is paradigm shifter.

But, yeah, it's cool that you made a new version of flappy birds in four minutes. That's cool. I'll agree. Yeah, I would have taken a long time. What do you think a hundred buttons meme going in? I don't know. I'm not sure what he's thinking with that whole thing. He didn't make that much money, eh?

Hunter Biden did this. You know that I was supposed to do that. So, oh, yeah, I told you this, but basically Chris Williamson does these, like, roundtables, and he did one with Hunter Biden. Yeah, I saw that. When I was on tour and there's no way that I could have done it or whatever, it was like... With McCusker? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He asked me to do that.

It would have been fucking sick, but... Yeah, well, I kind of have come around Hunter Biden listening to him? That was the purpose of it, of him to come around and just be like, I'm a fun dude and stuff like that. And then he immediately used it to launch a music. And he got Andrew Callahan's

entire email list. And then Once you can't Once a drug addict, always a drug addict, you know? He's like, can't get that email list from you?

But also, I was kind of looking into it. He didn't make that much money. Like right now, his coins are worth like 50, something like that. Like if you pulled them all out, it would, you know,

immediately like crash more. So no liquidity. So it's basically like, he probably, all in could make like a mill, you know? But it's like he was also making that kind of, he was getting big book deals. Like there's a million ways Hunter Biden can make a mill. He does say

that. He owes a lot of scams though because he had the picture scam where he was doing the painting. So he's, he does have crackhead scams a little bit. Yeah, he has a lot of scams. The painting one was kind of the, you know, again. If he released a porn agency, that would be if Hunter Biden's like OnlyFans agency. Yeah. Yeah, the, yeah, like the paintings was the one that made the most sense because you're like, I'm just kind of, you buy a painting, you get access to the big man.

Yeah, that's a better one Which he no longer has But yeah, I don't know what the premise of I see him doing, you know, still shilling it Even though it's down 99.4% currently Hilarious But yeah, I don't really I didn't lose that much probably

Yeah, it'll a little bounce Couple thousand We're just waiting for the bounce Also just on the topic of porn It was like around when JJ and Shay were talking with their porn stuff. And it's like, I'm sure we've said this,

but it just makes me laugh so much that they call them creators. Yeah, yeah, of course. And it is kind of like a feminist thing. Seems like honestly for tax purposes or something. Sure. Yeah, yeah. But the feminine,

it's sort of like the progressive way to refer to foreign stars as creators. So it's funny, like your chick calling them creators. And you're just like, you don't mind if I do a collab with one. If they're creators, you probably wouldn't mind if I collabed with one, huh?

We're all creators. Yeah, they're all creators. Yeah, it's a bit of a difference. I'm doing a, camera wasn't working for some reason. There's actually no record of this collab. Too bad. I could have made some money off of it anyways.

You know, nothing. Yeah. But, you know, sometimes collabs don't work out. Yeah, you know, so it goes. Let's talk black jurors, fellas. Opinion. Now that the holdout juror in the Lindsay Clancy case is getting the negative attention he deserves,

it's easy for district attorney Tim Cruz to agree to a plea deal that gets Lindsay the help she needs between now and when the deal goes. First of all, just coming out and saying, like, we're so happy that the juror on this case is getting what he deserves. Oh, buddy. The roller coaster of emotions when you're like a Lindsay Clancy supporter and you're like, wait, the holdout was black. Oh, my God.

No, no, no. Don't worry. He's actually a piece of shit. You go, ah. Thank God. I would say the black juror is top ten funniest things that I've been. ever seen. Well, that's the, that's the thing. It was, it was really funny when all we knew was he was just this black guy. And you go, that's amazing. Yeah, very bad. Then they were like, no, he's actually

kind of a piece of shit. Well, they canceled them. They canceled. What are you getting canceled from? The juror. I'm launching juror coin. So it started out like, yeah, he doesn't pay his rent in two years or something. And was he like, he's on this. Hit his life or something? No, so basically, his nephew's been accusing him of beating him up. No, I think he... No, his nephew is the one, though. His nephew said that he slammed his wife. Oh, yeah, yeah.

So he beat his wife, then he got legal trouble for that. And he got acquitted. But his nephew ratted him out. And then he beat the nephew for fucking him over for rat and out. That's the nephew's story. That's the nephew's story. So... Not a great guy, I would say.

Y'all thinking this bitch can be... There was so many funny things because it's hard to know when to start, because the first one was when they first announced it. It was on some, you know, daytime talk show. And then then you were like, oh, what was the age of the guy? And you go, he was a black man. And there was like a black woman, like kind of light skin black woman interviewing her. And she just goes like white. And then she just sitting there and she goes, I need a second to process this. Just need a second to process this. Yeah. It's tough. Tough spot. There is some good ones. Here is a banger. I think we would be remiss to not play this one, the non-binary. Um,

The holdout juror in the Lindsay Clancy trial was a black man. And I'm not going to share any opinions because I'm not a person of color. I am a non-practicing white. I'm surprised. It changes the landscape of the conversation a little bit. And I think a lot of us were assuming that it was a white man. I think I might start referring to myself as a non-practicing white. You know what a non-practicing white is?

No. You don't have a job. Non-practicing white. Damn, I wish we could interrogate this. What does that mean? You don't have any slaves? Yeah, yeah. What it's like, like honestly.

I guess you just do, you know, you're wearing the, the sheikis. Super polite. Yeah, I guess he's, I'm super rude. Rachel Dolazole, is she a non-practicing white? That's what we call her? I guess you just say a wigger, right? That's its own thing, though. I don't know.

But, like, I won't think this chick's a wicker. It has to be under the umbrella, though. You go, the wigger's also a non-practicing white. Correct, yes. Yeah, like the. Because what are you practicing? I mean, that's a tree. We're saying a lot of things to come back to the same thing, which, what are you practicing?

Yeah. Paying back your golf? Pickleball? Yeah, I'm saying like, you know, paying your loans on time. Yeah, I don't know. Like a high credit score they say is always like a white guy thing. Headphones on the subway? I don't know.

Right. What are you practicing? Yeah, what exactly are you practicing? I think that's just a new buzzword. Also hilarious. Yeah, also hilarious to say. that, you know, obviously I found out he's black and I'm not allowed to speak on that because you're not black. So you go, you can't have an opinion on someone that isn't white. And you go,

well, if you're not practicing, you can't have an opinion on white people either. So you can only have opinion on other non-practicing whites? I guess. Which I'm sure this person has a lot of those around. So there was a few funny ones. There's a big viral Reddit post of like in the groups where they found, when they found out this guy was black and they're trying to figure out how to rationalize it. And someone was like, is it possible like he's retarded? And they had this big threat about, like, is it, you know, maybe he had a learning disability, like, maybe he didn't know what he was doing. Yeah, they're saying maybe this juror, like, just didn't know what he was doing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, he couldn't understand the instructions, which usually, uh, you know, prosecutors, defense attorneys, they usually weed those people out, you know, yeah, famously, but somehow he managed to get past. That was the conclusion that they originally came to is, like, he might, obviously, a normal black would never do us like this. Sure. So this guy must be, like, fucking nuts. I mean, he does seem a little nutty from his...

Well, we don't know his side of the story, really, though. Yeah, I wonder if we'll get to hear it. We do know this guy stiffed his landlord, which is... A lot of people were making the point where they go, that's, like, a lot of black guys were saying pretty funny thing where they go, that's America. The woman kills, you know, her three kids, and they bring up that you didn't pay your rent.

Yeah, they haven't paid your rent in a year. Somehow you're the bad guy in this whole scenario? She was sick. What's your excuse? Yeah, she was crazy. What's your excuse for not paying your landlord? This guy needs to go fund me though, right? Or I think he already has one.

He just has to collect it. Yeah. Maybe you know more about the legal system as me, but I would have assumed that there was, you're not really allowed, I guess they can't docks this guy, but they're allowed to like find out information about him and then publish it as long as they don't say his name.

I don't know how they find that information. Isn't that kind of a weird one? world that we're living in where now it's like if you go on a jury and it's like uh you know uh something that like essentially you know uh progressive people have taken hold of or maybe not progressive people the right word like a mob of women probably a mob of women have like made this their issue yeah and you vote the wrong way like you're in trouble the way that you know you said some racist i mean every high profile trial i feel like always the jurors get their like 15 minutes of fame after sure but they don't usually get their 15 minutes of being canceled yeah no no they don't get their

minutes of being canceled. Yeah, this one's kind of unique. I'm trying to think of this. That's the point. I don't remember in my life ever at times. He's leaving a lot of money on the table. I'll tell you that. Even for all the bad stuff that...

Juror coin? Oh my God. Dude, so many. He's doing, like... Guilty coin. Imagine he went guilty coin. But there's also so many podcasters who are probably like,

yo, I got a hundred grand for you to come on a podcast. So many. So many. Especially for the post. Actually, what am I saying? podcast. There's probably actual like news outlets like the ABCs and the CBSes like all that stuff where

they're like fat documentary. Dude, he could pay his rent and then some. You know, it's also possible that he's in talks with like, you know, a big one, like a big documentary guy. A big... Times of the essence here though. If he thinks he's going to come out next year, people are... Well, that's a mistake he might be

making and one of these people are saying, like, you know what I mean? He might be making that mistake, but he is thinking dollar signs where he's like, I'm talking to this. They want to make a movie about me, but they want to put me on NDA. But he might, you're right, he might not realize that. No, no, no, this is, you got to strike while the iron's hot. This is, uh, I mean, you maybe have another two weeks before people are kind of moving on.

But they might have met him and they'll be like, yeah, I think that let's, you know what, don't do podcasts. Well, he could go do Vlad or something. No, but I'm saying maybe he does that and they're like, they talk to this guy and they're like, this is the least likable guy in history. Like, you know what I mean? I mean, for the sounds of it, everybody was saying, like, day one, he kind of had his mind made up that she was guilty.

Paula Dem Devlin described him as arrogant which is you know calling a black man whoa basically she's basically saying he's

essentially what's next calling him a coon the whole Dargie says the holdout sometimes wouldn't engage and scrolled on his phone during deliberations

now how are you allowed to be on your phone during deliberations that's not during the trial that's back in the jury yes but I thought they had to be blocked off and I looked into it and I guess these guys weren't blocked off

you go How is that a fair jury if these people are on the internet seeing all this shit? Yeah, I think you think these people would have to be blocked out. Sequested is the word. Oh, sequestered. Yeah, no, they weren't sequestered. I know, they should have been. Yeah, yeah.

According to me. Yeah, I don't know why. I don't know what the standard is for when you sequester. So all these women were probably like in the algorithms. No, they're all like, I'm going to be so fucking famous. Yes. Once I get her not guilty. Dude, the world's, it's hard to, some of these, you know, old institutions.

institutions are you go you're getting a fair trial with the jury you go these people are online being bullied during you go who cares what the prosecution said she's watching watching her own prosecution arguments literally yeah exactly she's on tick talk uh the trial is like a third of the information she's consuming about the trial i don't know i don't know how they decide when you get sequestered or not when you just get shut off in the world or i mean that seems almost cruel and unusual to say like hey here's a month where you're like covid almost but minus your phone you know know how to get out of a jury. The people that are on a jury want to be there. Yeah. You don't understand. Like, dude,

anyone who wants to get out of a jury can get out of a jury. Luke, Luke, we are changed was, uh, he got jury duty yesterday and he was on, or he got summoned for jury duty and in Miami. And part of the juror pool, one of the juror pool was Jeff Bezos. He's obviously weaslin out. Yeah, of course. Jeff Bezos is like, look at Skinhead. I'm fucking racist. Hello. Can't be on a jury. Kyle Dunnigan said on our podcast He implied that he was racist

Yeah yeah That was like the age old thing And that's how you get out of jury duty You're just like I'm racist Right So they should be sequestered And the people that do it Don't have much going on

And they want to be there That's why you get a lot of like But the way you keep your phone I guess that's a That's why you get mostly 50 year old ladies Or whatever Because it's like you know A woman that's like

Oh I can't be hell yeah Yeah I got nothing going on Professional Karen's This is exciting They were caring the black guy the whole time though because they're all mad at them and they weren't happy with the way he was doing things. No, they're not.

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when nowadays, when you see a woman on a plane with a crying kid, you look at her and you go, could you do your trick? Your one trick father's hate? Your one trick father's hate. But yeah,

she basically was doing a whole speech about how like, you know, yeah, women's hormones, people don't understand. And people were kind of making the point. I don't care. Well, also who cares? But the people were also making the point

that it was like everyone, the fight forever was like our hormones do not make us and capable of doing jobs. And then like now they're arguing like, yeah, our hormones, we might kill you. Yeah, I mean, imagine a man's like, yeah, sorry about that rape, but my hormones. You're like, no. I'm teed up.

Yeah, teed. Sorry, my testosterone's really just really crazy right now. So, I guess I'll have to excuse my rape. Yeah, what I'm supposed to do? I'm teed to the brain. Yeah, hey, I couldn't help myself in my hormones. And then black chicks were on Oprah and they were kind of doing a thing about how, like if this is a black woman, like, you know, she wouldn't be in jail like she wouldn't get acquitted, but it's still funny because the black guy is the only person saying guilty.

Yeah, the black guys don't think is guilty. I mean, that's not true. But yeah, basically arguing like, you know, black kids should be allowed to kill their kids too. This should not just be something that white women get to do. Women should be allowed to kill their kids.

I think it's like less of a crime in Canada, too. Oh, yeah, it is. And everything is. It must suck to have to shoehorn that into every issue, though. Like, just to have to know that, like, you know, even like when you see the guys that go on Pierce Morgan, they do have to say like,

okay, just before I say my other points, like, it would be harder if they were black. Like, you have, like, there's no, no matter what, you just kind of almost, like, as a disclaimer, have to be like, just full disclaimer. I do want to say that I think that this would be, if it was a black woman, it would be worse.

Anyways, now we can talk about it. Yeah, yeah. I guess that's, yeah, if that's your worldview. Yeah, the, you have to shoehorn. And by the way, the internet detectives take on black cases. Like, your issue is with the internet detectives, if you don't think they're taking on of black cases. There's plenty of black internet detectives.

I mean, dude, there's, so who's, who are you blaming for this? You go the media. You go the media. This was internet detectives that blew this up. Dude, there's crazy. People are losing their minds about this one actually right now. I don't know if you saw this was, uh, this woman was found hanged in Mississippi.

This black woman was found hanged. So obviously they were like, uh, a white guy did it. A white guy hanged a black woman in Mississippi. And then they caught the guy and was a black guy. And people are just like, all these black people are like, well, this is impossible. Obviously they found the wrong guy. Has that why AOC posted the, 10 all these black people have been hanged oh well yeah i think there is like this thing where all these

and they're like there's all these lynchings going on but so though in mississippi they're like is in jackson mississippi like well we caught the guy and it's just some crazy old black guy wow which i don't even how do you hang somebody like that seems like a lot of work involved in terms of like ways of killing people like hanging i think traditionally is there's ceremonial it's like there's a statement involved in this in terms of easy ways of just murdering someone it's pretty low on the, well, I would assume that one of the reasons is they're like, I'm trying to make it look like a suicide. I guess. Do people, people commit suicide? They don't hang themselves from trees. I guess sometimes they do. Maybe not from trees, yeah. Yeah, like, I don't know about, but I've seen some like,

I've seen the discourse in black people because, you know, black people were obviously like, there's a white guy who did this. Obviously, we have to find them. And then the cops are like, found them. That stinks for the people that. Well, no, no, it doesn't stink for them because they're just like, you have the wrong guy, obviously. Well, that's what I mean because they have to stick with their original, like, theory, right? Uh-huh. Or a thesis. Yeah.

And that's kind of the point I'm making is there's this thesis where there used to be this thesis, and you could say this about women, about black people, whatever, where they would go, oh, if the media, if this was like a white girl, the media would cover it different, right? Blah, blah, blah. And there was, like, some truth to that. And when the media was, like, one place, you could kind of point out. But now when you're talking about it and you're just like, oh, the, The media wouldn't cover it if it was white.

And you're just like, yeah, but this, the media for this was a bunch of women online. Yeah. Like, that's why this became enormous, was a bunch of women online blew this story up originally. Before it ever got to people like me and you, it blew up with women that were like, the blogosphere, the women that were writing articles, like all this sort of stuff, all the TikTokers. So you go, and tons of those women are black women. So they're like, well, you know, the media and you go, you mean you? Mm-hmm.

Also, I feel like killing your kids is kind of the domain. white women. No, there's, no, no, that's, like, one of those things that people say, but if you actually look into it, it's not true. No, there's plenty of black women that kill their kids. Yeah, yeah. Good for them. Lindsay, yeah, it's progress.

Thank you. Lindsay Clancy would already be in jail, prison if she was a woman of color. But yeah, I mean, I've been watching videos of this. There's plenty of, like, Clancy supporters that are like black checks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is just doesn't make sense, but it's like, you just have to, I'll say, white women are a little unfocused right now because especially with AI about

to kill us. With AI about to kill us climate changes flip flopping free Palestine which which is fine but it's like white women and women period everyone used to always say it's like you want something done you take it to them you know like when they said you know when they were sick of

in times like in different times in history where they wanted the war to end or if you need a cake baked if you need a cake baked but though like pressures of like trying to stop this war and won their government. It was like mothers, you know, mothers against drunk driving. Like when mothers actually, and women

actually set their minds to something and come together, they are a powerful block, but they are, they do seem to be all over the place. They're like, we're kind of, we're arguing women should be able to kill their kids, like, you know, we want to stop AI, we want communism, I guess. One at a time.

One thing at a time. Make up your mind. Yeah. I mean, famously, women are good multitaskers, like, biologically. But that's not true because multitasking is a myth. one can actually do two things at once. But they say that, you know, that's the... You're right. And they're like, well, why can't we fight nine things at once?

And you go, well, obviously the real answer is like, if your chick came to you and she goes, I want, I want you to take me on a trip and I want you to buy me this and I want you to, I want you to do this more. I want you do this more. Like, you can kind of just be like, okay, you're just, you're this woman's asking, like, this woman's annoying, you know? But if she came to you and she said, I want this. And then the next day she was like, this is what I want.

Like, eventually she'll get that. Uh, yeah. So I think if they put their minds to it, they can get what they want, but they can't decide. They're too much. Yeah. And I mean, this one's kind of a tall task. Well, this is where... You're just acceptable to kill your kids.

Agreed. But this is where I will, as I'm speaking this, as I'm talking about my theory, because what they want is attention, and they are getting that. Yes. Whether that be online, whether that be here. So when we're talking about what they want being all over the place, because none of those things are really what they want, what they want is, you know, views, attention, you know, a feeling of something. So I guess, so I guess that's why. But if they were able to overcome that and come together with what they want,

they would be able to accomplish it. Curious what the, that's my inspiration. That's my, you can do it, ladies. Inspirational speech to the ladies. I'm curious, have the TikTok, calm down a little bit. Have the TikTok sleuths moved on from Lindsay Clancy, or are they still on Lindsay Clancy? Because I imagine you're just, you're not like a, you're a full-time sleuth. They move from Sloat the Truth.

Sleuth the truth. Like that's why I'm curious is, because there must be a group who are considered like the top sluth. Oh yeah. Like, what are they up to now? I'm sure they have new. Well, there's, hanging. They're still doing Clancy, but they're moving on to the next one for sure.

Yeah. Well, here's an article from 20 years ago, and I'm sure maybe you saw this. Tough date. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's an article from September 11th, 2001. Right. Well, the reason the September 11th is interesting is because also it became. out when on this September 11th is when the Clancy stuff was going crazy right yeah and then

someone posted this was 20 years ago it was a feminist article that said Sally Satell piece about Andrea Yates a Texas mother who drowned her five children and she's become a feminist icon so 20 years ago this is happening this happened at different times in history where a mother has drowned her kids and the feminists have taken up the cause sure so this isn't like a new original thing no where a mother kills her kids. I mean, you could probably find some fucking scroll from like Babylonian, like literally on a wall being like this woman killed all your kids. She's a hero. That's all right. It's like hieroglyphs. I couldn't believe that though. Yeah. Yeah, that is. I guess I can believe it, but that's

interesting. You know, what is it? History doesn't repeat. It rhymes. Yeah, so this rhymes in a way that's like eerie. It says, some feminist organizations commentators were turning Yates into a symbol of the pressures of motherhood rather than primarily treating the hell were they doing this in 2001 this was in an article no where were these women how are they caught like yeah like was this in classified like protesting science

I guess yeah I guess I'm well there's no they didn't have all this stuff IRL they weren't on fucking Oprah or some shit they were arguing the isolation unrealistic expectation placed on mothers lack of support and her husband family situation contribute to the tragedy so

this was a cause that they took up already. Yeah. Damn. Women have been dodging accountability since time. Since time.

Time immemorial. That's so funny since time. Good phrase. You know, but yeah, also I think a good way if you did want to stop socialism

is if you convinced women that any gifts that they got from men had to be socialized with other women. So you're like, it's intergender socialism where you go, so if a hot chick gets stuff,

she should have to give it to ugly chicks. Oh, I like that. So they should have to give like a vague, like the mafia, because they are sort of a mafia. Yeah. And you go, so if a woman has like a car bought for her, she owes now like a capital gains tax

to the woman association. Yeah, I got bad news for you. Who do you think's paying that, pal? That's getting put on the fucking guy's end. So you have to give a... No, what is this regulatory fee? So you have to give a woman a car at a... Yeah, yeah. No, but you wouldn't, though. So if you bought a woman a drink at a bar, right? They would put that on her tally,

and at the end of the month, they'd be like, you were bought 2,000 drinks, so you owe your Vig of 200... 200 drinks to the other. No, but then she'd go lobby to have that Vig put on to the price of the drink at the point of sale. Okay. Yeah.

So it's just essentially, it's just like the she's like, how much is it? 10% Vig? You'd go, 10%? The cost of drinks just went. You have to pay the 10% other women drinks. So you can't, you're right. God damn. With what money? Yeah, they're not paying that.

Okay. It's cute. You thought that? Well, Fuck. Yeah, you got me dead to rights on this one, pal. How about this one? Should I tell you my manifesting theory? No. Because, you know, yeah, I thought I did when women say they're manifesting.

Oh, maybe. Yeah, women always say they're manifesting stuff. So you always say that you're being manifested the other way. Where you're like, I'd love to hang out today, but my boys are manifesting me. I think I told you that. Okay, you know what? Manifesting you. This is a couple other things that were in this.

But I want to switch over, first of the, all to the genital theft because I think we have to talk about this just to make sure. I love the wacky shit that goes on in Africa. It's so good. Yeah. If you recall, because this is kind of in line with, I don't know if you recall that there was an epidemic in Africa

where they thought albinos had gold in their brains. We talked about one. We've talked about this. I think there was a whole, and you know it's, you know how they say like suicide and this stuff is contagious? They think albinos were like good luck to steal their No, I think they literally thought that they had gold inside of their skulls.

So there was, and the crate, and you know, I don't want to say funny because obviously these are people, but, you know, they went and killed 20 albinos. I guess these ones don't have it. Yeah. But we have to keep killing them. I guess these are just the ones that don't have the gold inside of their souls. So some really wacky rumors have been spreading in Africa. And they spread, man. Boy, do they seem to spread.

Yeah, they really take a wildfire. And I guess what happens is if you deny the rumors you get, you know, killed yourself. Yeah, yeah, of course. You're an albino apologist. Maybe you got some gold in your head. Yeah, I mean, if you ever say, man, we got problems in this country, you go, you don't have these kind of problems. Not African problems. You don't have these where you just, like, can't go outside because someone's trying to cut you out.

And you're like, I'm not even albino. I'm just fair. Yeah, but I have albinoe eyebrows. Yeah, you'd be fucking golden them brains. It was kind of making me laugh because everyone always says I don't have eyebrows. but that's just because I have like a gingery eyebrow It's my ginger My touch of ginger

Blonde eyebrows Yeah I've blonde eyebrows But I was saying how funny it would be To go to Turkey to get an eyebrows I come back with a hair Eyebrought transplant from Turkey Or just the comments get to you so hard That you just start dying only your eyebrows

Like fucking full Hollywood Hogan Just died eyebrows Everything else blonde It's just pitch black Like Uncle Leo Like so dark More than 80 dead over genital theft a bizarre rumor that has fueled violence in Africa.

More than 80 people have been killed. 80. After being accused of stealing men's genitals and a bizarre wave of mob violence across parts of Africa. The BBC Global Disinformation Unit, hilarious. I love how they need the sick of BBC Global Disinformation. Fact check. No, you cannot steal

somebody's genitals by touching them on the back. Yeah, the BBC disinformation. I thought when I was reading this, I thought it was like a got-your-nose scenario. It kind of is. I thought it was like, oh, got your penis. It's kind of a little bit like that. Yeah, but it's not even that.

It's literally just you bump into somebody. You bump into someone, but you basically go and then you suck a couple inches. I think you take the whole thing. Oh, no, but I think that some of them they think you take, was that with the whole thing? Well, I'll keep reading. I can't remember. Ruted in a longstanding fears and superstitions have led

to attacks in several countries. Basically, they describe a real outbreak of mob violence caused by a false belief that you can magically steal or shrink someone's genitals by touching them. So I think how it started probably is one guy, like some chicks, like, you know, that's a pretty small dick. And he was just like, I touched, it was decumbe.

Decombe must have got, oh no. No, he probably lied. He probably was putting a fucking sock down there. Yes. What's going on? He goes, some warlock stole my penis. Oh my God, my dick must have got shrunk by fucking, did we touch any dudes to?

and he go, I guess I was bumped into that guy and go, we need to get him. Get him. Yet it has to. I was packing this morning. I swear. I had a heater this morning. I mean, guys have gone down with similar, you know,

what else could have happened? It has to have been a guy that had his dick shrunk. Yeah, yeah, he goes, it's the only explanation. There's no huge. I had like literally the piece to end all pieces before I bumped into. Some guy at the market. Tick-tock.

What's a good African name? I don't know. Tacombay is one that I can think of. Offhand yeah quickies. Yeah, clicky ones obviously, but Ducumbay is my My go to, I would say. But yeah, so

They can shrink it or steal it. There's no chance that it didn't come from a guy with a small one. I'd like to see the Like, not see, but like the For those are the getting straight stolen. I don't get the stolen. I don't think any of them could have been stolen. Like you're like a Kendall?

Yeah, that one doesn't make. I don't think anyone got it stolen. A crowd gathers and demands the accused person. I think when they say stolen, it's like it just goes smaller. Like here's the question, though, and here's where it comes from, in my opinion, because dicks do shrink and get bigger, right? Yeah. Like yours, obviously, when you see your cock gets bigger, my shrinks, and it's, sure. Like, if you are nervous where you go, I think that guy's about to steal your dick, that might actually, like, it's like a biological defense. That might make your dick smaller.

Yeah. So you go, that guy, you know, that guy can shrink dicks. You go, you're all nervous now and your dick shrinks. Then you go, you have to be looking at it. at it though to really like you feeling in real time no you're but you're getting nervous because you go just so you know be careful with that guy he shrinks your dick shrinker yeah i don't think that they're i can't think of too do you think there's one gorse sorry to interrupt i have to say this do you think that there's one woman that they're like she shrinks dicks and it's just really gross every time you see her your dick shrinks of that yeah she's just super gross because i know what it is but she's a dick shrinker

can't think of anything scarier than being surrounded by a bunch of people in sub-Saharan Africa who think that you've stolen their penis and you have to be there and you're trying to just reason with them and they just want to kill you and you're just like i didn't take it i swear look i know i was like look i can make this right okay i promise just just give me a chance i know a guy yeah they're not they're not listening to look if you kill me the dick stay tiny for the rest of your lives all right? It's like full like just suicide bomber.

Yeah, you'd have to take me out. Then we never gets fixed. Dicks die with me. Yeah, they got like a gun to your kid's head as you're pretending to do some spell. No, no, this is the big bigger spell. Get me my cauldron. That's, yeah, that's 80 people killed over this. It's absolutely, you're right.

That's one of the worst ways to go. That would be a nightmare, just trying to reason with them. One particularly awful example. The Tasmanian mechanic Boniface Magla is his name. He and a friend stopped at a restaurant while traveling to meet someone about a car sale. The crowd accused him of stealing someone's genitals and then attacked him. He survived. Not even their theirs.

These are like, these are fucking black knights over here. Black nights. You go, hey, you stole my buddy's dick. It's like not even your own? I think you have something at my friend Danny's. But you're like, you're just policing. every this shit like it didn't even affect you you're like well i guess they're like well if you could do that to them we're next yeah you have a volunteered dick it's like the fucking guardian angels over here

but the dick police the dick police yeah you're literally the cock police the six oh crazy that six looks pretty good uh six oh so so yeah the that's how it starts as they go to this restaurant you bump into a guy and then his buddy comes up and you're like pretty sure you have something to my friend. You know, so confused. Something that belongs to a friend of mine. He goes, what? And he goes, cough it up.

Do you think you can like, uh, jack off all these dudes to get out of the situations? You look, they're getting bigger. See? Just turning to look a little more normal. We're pals, right? There's only one way to make them bigger. It's only one way. Unfortunately.

I only have so many holes. Look, see. It's bad. back. That looks pretty good. He basically has to fluff them up. But they're like not about that gay shit either. So he's like there's one way to get your dick back and they go, okay, I just got touch it again. They go, nice try.

Yeah, nice try. You already done enough damage. Especially wild part is the exact basic room. It's been recurring for decades. So this has been like an academic account traces versions of penis snatching back to penis. This is what happens when they get rid of USA. AID.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were sending fucking 50 cents to Africa to make sure this stuff wasn't happening for like some promotional stuff. Because they had sheriffs that stopped the dick sheriff. Yeah, yeah. And then the sheriff's not out of business. And he's probably joined like the dick vigilantes now. That would be a good movie though, like the dick sheriff where there's someone

walking around, shrinking and stealing people's dicks and you're the dick sheriff and he messed with the wrong. This is one dick that can't be stolen because he never had a dick. So he was like, he's infallible. He's transgender. Yeah, yeah, yeah. on you, it's like, that's actually a woman. Yeah, there's one transgender person

that's infallible. Spreading through the West in Africa for decades, social media didn't invent the belief. It seems to have been given by an old recurring panic, a much faster distribution system. What people actually believe is happening. The typical story goes something like this. A man encounters a stranger.

Sometimes there's a handshake, shoulder tap, or other brief contact afterwards. He becomes convinced that his penis and testicles have shrunk disappeared. Based on what, though? Or retracted to his body. I don't get the disappeared. I agree with you. Like, look, you have a actual, like, real gripe. If I shake some man's hand and then you're, you just have an iny all of a sudden.

Yeah. You know, okay, something's going on here. But that's never happened. I get the dick shrinking. Sure. But permanently? No. How would you even know it shrank?

That's what I'm saying. Like, do you shake someone's hand and then like, just once before, one second. Hold on. Hold on. It's really just firm handshake Not not so fast Hey Hey you're not one of them are you

All right I think there's some fucking Poor Cuban right now I got deported from fucking America to Africa And has to deal with this I'm accusing you of shrinking dicks You're like what are you talking about It's like I lived in Fort Lauderdale six months ago

Yeah So Aaron Rogers has this woman that he was with that's like on a podcast to her that's been trashing. I'm saying he's bad and stuff right? Yeah, yeah. And then there's a couple of them. And he made the point that he goes, listen, like the only reason she says this is because obviously these women, no one cares about them unless they talk about me, right? Which is fair and correct. But Aaron Rogers has been doing a podcast tour.

Is she a country music star? I thought the one was just a nobody. Oh, she's an actress. Yeah, like a fake actor's no one cares about it. I don't know. But she goes, this is, Aaron Rogers was on a podcast, and they go, he goes, he asked her to marry him. But for a couple days after that, and then the woman comes back and says, you know, before we go married, I got to go fuck this guy. He says to a seemingly stunned podcast host.

And everyone's making the point, but you go, I think you die with that information, pal. Yeah. You're like a starting quarterback in the NFL, like kind of legend, like top quarterback. Still even you. Yeah. Just unavoidable. that's, I've never even heard of like my loser friends who have had that problem. Starting quarterback and you're about to marry a girl and you go, I want to, yeah, and then she's like,

I guess, I guess, I guess we could do that. But I got to fuck this one guy. Like that is, what is Aaron Rogers doing wrong with women, you know? Or is it just, you know, they're just, some of them are just, I mean, I can't be beat. I've never encountered such a thing. I've never heard of it. But again, you would never know because again, I think most people would never tell anyone this. Yeah, like some just loser goes. Okay, your terms are acceptable Oh It's terrible

Take this dude for a spin One last time But this is Yeah, this is one of those things You would just never say But there's also this epidemic We've been talking about Where it's the women

Probably the biggest one we talked about Was the I love my boyfriend's micro penis Where the woman do the blogs Where they think they're helping the guy But they're actually making his life way worse Yeah And there's one where this woman Joyce Zhang in this topic says

I would not have gone on a second date with me, my fiancé, if I hadn't read psychotherapist Lori Gottlieb's book, Marry him, the case for settling for Mr. Good Enough. After her first date, he asked me out again. I said no. Weeks later, I read her book. I'd have been single for five years, blah, blah, blah. I texted him, we went on a second date, and I had the realization that he's the most emotionally honest person I've ever met and goes on and on.

Women have been writing these articles coming out that are just making the people they with seem like the biggest losers. sure and that guy's probably like wait you said i settled i settled what are you talking about you settled it's like no i settled i mean that's probably the hallmark of a good relationship it's like we both settled no the hallmark of a good relationship is they both think they did good or they did good or whatever the deal where they go i'm actually killing it right now and the woman's like he doesn't even know i'm killing it yeah that's that too yeah but the notion that she's like yeah this guy's just a fucking loser i know it's crazy for just for

blogging career. Yeah, but it's too much, TMI, and I'm feeling like second hair embarrassment. I don't even think this is TMI. This is downright rude. It's downright rude. This is down like, I mean, imagine how up in arms these women would be if there's one more. Guys were just like, yeah, I settled on this fucking fat pig. There was one, and if you remember, there was a guy

but he thought he was being body positive, so it might have been a bit different, but he said, he goes, why I love my fat girlfriend, but he was coming at it from a progressive angle. Yeah. Which these are a little bit coming at it from a different angle than that. But like she might have been on board with that because she was like a body positive like influence or herself.

I mean, he know. He probably didn't. They knew what they were doing. That was like some Brian Johnson territory. Yeah. But this one was the one that probably hurts the most. Imagine waking up to read the, your wife wrote this article about you.

I fucked ugly people to unlearn my conception of attraction. And you should too. And the whole article is like how, you know, she was like, oh, I thought, well, liked guys with hairs. so I was like only bald guys. And, you know, I liked people with a good physique, so I just started to stay fat losers. I thought people that had a cool career were good.

So I fucked an unemployed guy. And then it was like, that's how I met, the man of my dream. Sounds like you just kind of had a ho face. An indiscriminate hofay. But it ends with, and that's how I met my husband. And so it actually, like, worked out for her. And she's like, he's a great guy. She's like, I just kept going lower down, down,

until I finally found just the biggest loser. In the sewer is just, just, like, just that. that chud person. Just a full chud. And I've been with him ever since. The girl can do it. There is a little bit of the story of the woman being like,

oh, he pursued me and this is. But what you say is like I was, you know, the implication is you were playing coy. You were playing coy. Not like, I was like, this guy is fucking gross. Or you can, you know, do the thing where the guy when you were, was unsuccessful, but is now successful. And then you're saying, oh, back then he was,

but, you know, compared to now he's obviously super successful or whatever and got a shit together. He didn't have a penny to his name. Right, like that thing. That's kind of everything. I wasn't sure that if it was going to be the right move because he was so poor. But that's always putting that story, which we've probably heard a million times, is it's putting the woman in the good light. And also generally, they're 20 years old at that time. Yeah, but it's always the woman who's like, you know, I was taking some huge risk betting on this fucking loser.

But look at that. I'm so good at picking winners. and you go, no, it was him, though. She's picking herself up. Yeah, she's taking credit for it. She's like, well, look at me. I'm so good at picking these winners. This is almost like rationalizing where you're like, listen, I'm with like a gross loser.

And honestly, like, because everything I do actually needs to be rationalized. So like, I'm going to recommend other women be with gross losers. Sure, we all deserve better, but. Do we do I deserve better? Yes. Is this the, of course. And by the way, you take a peek of these women. You go, of course.

Take it easy. there, sister. Yeah. Calm down. I mean, well, obviously, I guess we have to see the guy.

Yeah. But, I don't know. And she goes, the crisis of heterosexual women seeking men with a high salary and tall men. So in a weird way,

you could say that some men might like this where she was like, you know, women have all these standards and maybe they're in learned and it's kind of like on full circle where she was like,

is anything real? Yeah, she goes, I have no standards. And guys are like, yeah, I don't like that really either. It's just, but then.

You go, give that to yourself. Hey, if you want to be a single person and you're just like, you know, women are doing this and I want the Seth Rogen guy.

You know, there's always some version of that, but it's like the, once you're with the guy, you got a can in a bit with like the, everyone else knows he's a fat, gross, unemployed loser, but I,

I'm the beauty and he's the beast. Sure. Yeah, I love. With no redeeming qualities whatsoever. But he's emotionally available. Who knows? I mean,

it's certainly possible she did settle for him, but then maybe, maybe he's, He's, you know. You hit the nail on the head. It's just rude. It's just rude, though. Just rude to do.

Yeah. It's like, what a weird dynamic. Yeah. All right, let's talk about this other stuff. Patreon.com slash the boys cast. Thank you to all the new joiners. New episode every week. We will see you over on the other side.

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