The Boyscast with Ryan Long - THE WESTERN WORLD VS EVERYWHERE ELSE w/ Triggernometry
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Ladies and gentlemen, it is The BoyzCast with your hosts Ryan Long and Danny Polishuk.
You already know what it is, coming at you, TheFox434, only streaming all the hits.
And now here's another one from Justin Bieber.
Is it too late now to say sorry?
And we're back, and we're back folks, it was just a sample.
Yeah, it's all we can afford.
It's all we can afford on the boys' guys.
It's a sample.
We're not trying to get sued over here.
Do we are not rich men.
But this episode is an interview episode.
Came down all the way from the UK.
And they're spending some time in New York.
England.
England.
In it.
England.
In it.
In it.
They didn't say in it.
Yeah, they're coming through.
They're doing, I think, Rogan in a month, too. Yeah, they're coming through. They're doing I think Rogan in a month too. Yeah, they're doing
everything. They're doing the whole
shebang. Yeah, so they came down.
We've been friends on the internet for
a while. I did their podcast and
super interesting guys killing it over in the UK
and I'm sure a lot of you already know them
but the boys from Trigonometry.
The boys.
It's the boys cast.
It's the boys cast. The door. We're here with Trigonometry
Francis and Constantine
And they're another
Yet another people telling me and Danny
That we need to live stream
Dude, streaming's the future
Live streaming's the future of the game
This is, we're a bunch of fucking Luddites over here
Down here, we're on the book
Pre-recorded pod
This is, we haven't talked
We were talking
But this is exclusively a book tour for the
immigrants love letter to the west i hate this is because are you he's trying to plant like seeds of
division between us already fuck you constantine's book tours we're here to promote france it's nice
of you to come by as well i'm here just to fuck shit off No but man We're having such a great time
In America
Like
It's seriously weird
For us coming from the UK
Like there's so much
Like dynamism here
Shit is happening here
I felt like that too
It's insane man
Are you the only
Non-immigrant at the table?
Am I the only
Non-immigrant at the table?
That's a way
Well he's an immigrant
Well based on that accent
I guess he would be here
I would be here
Like my mum is Is from Venezuela Okay So second generation That's a way to do it, isn't it? Well, based on that accent, I guess he would be here. I would be here.
My mom is from Venezuela.
Okay, so second generation.
That's cute. Yeah, second generation.
Second generation's cute, right?
No, me and Danny moved here from Canada, right?
Yeah.
But you find that more so since you've been in America?
You find that it's already, you can feel the energy?
The freedom?
The freedom.
No, this is the thing, man.
In England, among stand-ups, there's a culture of going on and going, feel like the energy the freedom the freedom no this is a thing man like in in england among
stand-ups there's a culture of going on going americans are stupid americans are fat americans
are lazy they are fat yeah that is true but it's like you're a fucking idiot it's an american art
form oh yeah and not only that you're standing on stage you know with your converse t-shirt on your levi jeans your puns your night trainers drinking a
coke saying america's shit it's like come on wake up it's just trendy to shit on america yeah it is
it is but i am constantin loves america i love america i think it's great every time i'm here
i just feel there's so much more opportunity than in the uk oh yeah yeah where when i moved here
there was this there's this like idea that you can kind of actually do anything where i think that living in anywhere else you
think that when you're like 14 and then everything sort of beats you down a bit and then you're just
like well i couldn't just like start a huge company and you're just like no you kind of can
do all the stuff and there's just there's so many independent people with such crazy amounts of money
yeah there is like anytime you start to kind of pop off, like all these people kind of come
out and be like, yo, you want to make a movie?
We can, you know, what are you trying to do?
Like we, and to be honest, you're like, I don't even really necessarily need capital.
I don't know.
But it's available.
There's like a magic that happens here where you meet people and you have a conversation
and it takes you to a whole different place.
Like you just hook up with people and then suddenly like two
days later you're doing stuff
doesn't really happen like where we are at all
you know Canada's same you sort of
talk everyone talks about all like oh we
should start a podcast in 2028
dude there's nothing worse right now than like
comics we know who are like yeah I'm finally
doing the podcast
Colm had the funniest
now call him said this to me on his but he was saying that he has a buddy that's a comedian
there's telling us he was like yeah i'm thinking about getting into posting clips yeah he's
thinking about getting into it but it makes me think like how important it is to be first on
certain things like you cannot wait like if you've got an idea in this modern world, you better fucking go for it.
Yeah.
You better go for it
because if we started Trigonometry
three years later than we did,
it wouldn't be anywhere.
People aren't as triggered.
People aren't as triggered.
But the point was that when the pandemic hit,
we already had something
that people wanted to watch.
If you didn't have something
before the pandemic hit,
you didn't have a good opportunity there.
Whereas we already had something.
That's why the show grew.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Just like,
it's a reminder for us.
Like,
if you've got an idea,
you've got to go for it.
Yeah,
it's the right place at the right time,
but you started it five years ago.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm thinking into
considering having an idea.
We always talk about that
with video stuff.
A lot of comics will be like,
yo,
how do you make sketches
and stuff
it's like I don't know
go back to when you're 14
and do it every day
for 20 years
I don't know
right
make that
the actor
that's popular
that's like
oh I'll try stand up
and you're like
yeah you should have
done that 8 years ago
this will be a nightmare
for you
yeah
and that's enough
about Jeremy Piven
he's a legend
a legend pussy crusher Piven no that's the opposite it seems dark
he came through yuck yucks toronto it was like do you imagine being like the star of entourage
movie star and you're like catch me at yuck yucks we're not sold out yet because he had just been
canceled that was when he got kicked off of like he had like a biggest show and one of the biggest
shows on cbs and then some girl was like, yeah, he tried to fuck me.
You know,
Jerry Piven tried to fuck women?
Crazy.
Wow.
I was just about to ask
when you guys are getting canceled,
but you've done it there.
Yeah.
I mean,
it's up to YouTube.
Danny used to get canceled
all the time in Toronto.
He was sort of a bad boy.
I was a bad boy.
What was your biggest one?
The original thing for you
wasn't that you, when you kind of, the, you were biggest one the original thing for you wasn't that you
when you kind of uh the you were going to do the university gig wasn't that kind of the first big
like in the press thing so yeah i'll tell you the story basically i was i was doing a gig at a top
secret i don't know if you've been to london but it's like the best comedy club probably in the uk
it's incredible uh and i went outside at the time i used to smoke and this dude came up to me he was
in the audience and said can you come and do a gig At our university
To raise money
At our college
Raise money for charity
Well okay cool
And then later
A few weeks later
I got an email
From those kids
The students
And they sent me
This behavioral agreement form
Yeah I remember this
Which said
They had a
Zero tolerance policy
On racism
Sexism
Classism
Ageism
Ableism
Homophobia
Biphobia
Transphobia, xenophobia,
Islamophobia.
You can't even be xenophobic?
Anti-religion, anti-atheism,
and it also said that all jokes must be respectful
and kind.
Oh, God.
You sound like fun.
You're basically doing a gig for children.
And they wanted you to sign it.
Yeah, and they wanted me to sign it.
And what were the repercussions for violating it. And they wanted me to sign it. And what would be the repercussions?
What were the repercussions for violating?
I don't fucking know,
man.
Yeah.
Like,
were they going to really hold your feet to the fire being like,
you did this.
Yeah.
Would it be a fine sitting all just like with pen and pad?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say,
I don't think they thought this through.
Yeah.
And then when I turned it down,
I had like,
I don't know,
like a thousand Twitter followers
at the time
and I just tweeted about it
and it just went super viral
like around the world
how crazy it was
yeah
it was insane man
that was probably when people
were gaslighting people too
being like
none of that's happening
it's good to be like
look
well that was right around
when Jerry Seinfeld
was like
you can't do comedy
on college campuses
and remember
everybody was like
oh yeah Jerry
it's like so hard to do
sure you just think that and then this happens yeah yeah do you know one
of my favorite moments of that is i remember when chris rock came out and said pretty much the same
thing and there was this open mic comedian who then posted up on facebook what would chris rock
know about comedy come on really man in in the UK a lot of the industry is like that
like there's a super
shit ton of like
comedians who
haven't really
achieved that much
but they have a lot
of opinions
about comedy
and there was a
probably moment
where those
kind of
that brand of opinion
was getting them on
the chat shows
as they call it
yeah
the panel shows
right the panel
all the panel shows
that you get to be on
do those uh i i know we i used to write so uh what would the mass report be the equivalent of
so the mass report would be like our version of the tonight show it's just more left wing
and infinitely shitter okay well we have cbc in canada yeah right well what do you guys think
that's where do you know i don't know how much you know about canada but do you think that
i would say america's more but as far as like free speech stuff but do you guys think that's worse? I don't know how much you know about Canada, but do you think that, I would say America's more,
but as far as like free speech stuff,
but do you think that,
because you hear a lot about people in the UK
being like, you know, going to jail
and the tickets and all that stuff.
And is it worse,
do you think it's worse there than it is here?
In America?
Yeah.
I think legally it's much worse.
Culturally, I think America is way further off the deep end.
But legally, we've got a worse problem
so we've actually implemented that shit in the law so if being offensive in a certain way is
against the law yeah right you can have police invested we had a guy comedian called joe lysett
he he was touring and an audience member reported him to the police. And they called him up and said, we need you to explain the joke.
That's the old Lenny Bruce where they have to say it on the stand.
Yeah.
So legally, much worse.
But I think culturally.
I was coming.
But culturally, I think you guys in this country, it's way further.
Like you're more polarized more angry more batshit
crazy about shit but what we've done is we've taken the worst elements of that and put them
into the law so there you go that's kind of what canada probably is but i think canada is more
batshit canada there was a comedian we talked about but he had to go explain his joke to the
supreme court was that mike ward yeah he literally had to go in front of the supreme court of canada
right and explain why this was a joke and not hate speech.
One of the biggest ones in the UK.
I know Count Dankula's one.
So there was Count Dankula, but it's also,
this doesn't just affect comedians.
This is a really messed up thing.
This affects ordinary people.
So ordinary people post a joke up on social media,
and sometimes you go, okay, look,
the joke isn't particularly funny it's offensive
and the guy doing it he might be a bit of a dick but you don't fucking criminalize people saying
dickish things online which is where we are now so this guy but i don't know if you've heard the
story of the grenfell tower in london no grenfell is stabbing no if i see uk in the headline i spit
welcome to america yeah that makes you french ryan
but um so it's a tragic story where there was a fire in the tower and because uh people got the
wrong information from the fire service they stayed in the tower and literally burnt to death
suffocated to death and this guy it's a great comedy it's a great comedy wait for the punchline and this guy did a replica of the tower and him
and his mates got drunk they put it on a bonfire and then they videoed it right and then and it
went super viral and then they ended up getting investigated by the police and convicted yeah
convicted of just being tasteless uh I think it was grossly offensive.
Like, we got all these sorts of...
Sort of like the Logan Paul thing, I guess.
And by the way, like, what a fucking horrible thing to do.
Yeah.
Right?
But it shouldn't be illegal.
But we've had situations worse than that.
So we have a supermarket chain called Asda.
And they used to sell DVDs by a very famous British comic called Billy Connolly.
Super respectful.
He's been cancelled?
No.
Well,
he hasn't been because he's too old to get canceled.
Right.
But what happened was this dude who worked in the supermarket posted a clip from Billy Connolly's DVD on his Facebook about religion.
Asda fired him for selling,
for posting something from a DVD that they fucking sell.
That's good shit.
That's the position we're at, man.
It is absolutely insane what's going on.
Because it's got into the law.
That's why. And is there any chance for some sort of course correction or because
it's actually in law?
How do you go back from that? Who knows, man.
Because until recently, even the right-wing party
actually has been going on.
We've got a bill going through Parliament now, which is called the Online Harms Bill, Online Safety Bill,
which will make it explicitly under the law that comedians have to filter their jokes.
And the organization that broadcasts that stuff could be prosecuted if their jokes are found to be offensive.
Does that make you want to just move?
It makes me want to kill myself.
But it's really interesting because it's worse in Scotland
because Scotland has their own law.
They do have wild stuff going on over there, don't they?
Yeah, they do.
And they're even more batshit mental about this stuff.
So Count Dankula was prosecuted in Scotland,
and they're far worse.
They're far more authoritarian.
They're far more stringent when it comes to prosecuting people.
It's something about the further north you get, man,
the more liberal you become and the more authoritarian.
Like you boys know.
I'm fucking Canada.
You've lost your shit.
Why is that?
I don't know.
I was going to ask you, why is that?
I mean, to me, it seems like it's just cities.
Just fun and near the equator.
Yeah.
To me, it's cities because that doesn't hold up good here because here because if you look at los angeles is probably as crazy as anywhere yeah so i don't
know maybe it's just like maybe there's something to be about i would say if there was something to
that it's the richer people lived in the north um and the south is more like farmers and farmland
who are more working class and then if you go up to places where it's cold, like you don't want to live there
unless you have like a job in marketing.
So maybe it's that people,
like the people in the North are more likely to go to college
and be like a college kid behavior.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
But it's insane.
It's insane the way things are going.
And the thing that really blows my mind
and the thing that really gets to me
is comedians who are advocating for this.
Yeah, they fucking love it.
That's because I think that people in entertainment
will advocate for, I feel like most people,
most of them, how many of them you knew that you are,
they didn't think about adding you to this shit
and then like three years later, they're all in.
It was like, well, yeah, because it helped them.
So I think that.
Well, they've recognized that there's like this power game going on
and they're just now playing that game, right?
Where they go, like, I can remove my competitors from the, you know,
they're like, if this person I feel is a competitor,
I can remove them under these new rules.
I just rat them out.
Well, yeah, it's like there's a new king in charge,
and it's like, hey, we're giving huge grants out of where we're from.
It's like grant systems, everything.
And it was like, yo, massive grants.
Like, you get on the TV shows,
all you got to do is pledge your allegiance to this thing.
Everyone's like, yeah, okay, whatever. It's like, you know, every president in America has to go up and be like, yo, massive grants, like you get on the TV shows, all you got to do is pledge your allegiance to this thing. Everyone's like, yeah, okay, whatever.
It's like, you know, every president in America
has to go up and be like, I'm religious.
Like, what percentage of the presidential candidates
aren't Christian?
Yeah, like remember Trump, he would quote the Bible,
but he would missay how you're even supposed to say it.
He says his favorite book.
He'd be like, Corinthians 1-2 or something,
and you're like, that's not how religious people say it.
I'll tell you what's kind of weird about what you said, though.
Because it almost doesn't fit into that thing where you said that he posted a thing making fun of the Bible.
Whereas I feel like here it's almost like you could, like, Bible's on limits.
You know what I mean?
It's the opposite where you're just like, if you made fun of the Koran, you'd be in trouble.
Well, it was about religion in general.
It was several different religions.
Oh, now you're getting into the problems, buddy.
You want to make fun of fucking religious idiots from the South?
You got our blessing.
Well, this is the thing.
Have you noticed what's happened with comedy?
The people I grew up admiring were people like George Carlin and Bill Hicks,
and these were people who were pushing against the religious right, right?
Because they were the ones saying, don't say that.
You can't say that.
You can't do this.
Don't offend this. can't say that you can't do this don't offend this don't do that and now we've gone full circle where the people
that are restricting what we what we can joke about and say the most are the religious left
they've got a new religion yeah the zealot they're the zealots right for their right their shit and
i and the thing is like we've always been in the middle going like just stop telling people what
to say yeah right and i don't care if you're left wing or right wing i just care about you telling people what to say but it kind
of just goes around in these circles so i reckon 10 15 years from now we'll be back to like pushing
back against some form of religious right quick too yeah i honestly even think a year ago i'm just
like things have changed so like just the infighting and different things like movements
sort of self-explode within like a year, you know what I mean?
I've seen you sort of fighting with
both sides online pretty frequently, right?
Yeah, yeah. Well, to me,
that's what you're supposed to do.
Like, that's what I think about. If you're trying to be
like an honest... Broker.
Yeah, broker. Well, then you're
an ideologue at that point.
If you just, one side, you go, oh, we'll just give you...
It can be more profitable.
I mean, for sure it is. See, this is what people always say to us. It's like, oh, you're an ideologue at that point if you just one side you go oh we'll just give it it can be more profitable see this is what people always say to us it's like oh you're just like both sides
like it would be the easiest thing for us
to be like we're conservative
because we've been spending a lot of time
calling out this work bullshit
so we do have fans that watch us who are conservative
the best thing for us money wise
is just to go we're on the right
we're just going to do the same thing for us money wise is just to go we're on the right we're just
going to do this look for that daily wire check yeah right yeah right but we don't want to do
that because someone has to hold the fucking middle yeah you know what i mean or just also
like what do you actually think too right yeah i think it's easier to it's easier um to you know
when you're kind of in some business models just be like you know what who cares what i think it's
like being this cheerleader for like a hockey team or whatever you know i when you're kind of in some business models, just be like, you know what? Who cares what I think? It's like being this cheerleader for like a hockey team
or whatever, you know what I mean?
Or whatever sports you guys play over there.
Like also hockey.
Football.
But you know what I mean?
If you get hired to be like that guy,
yeah, that's probably,
but it's a lot different than if you're just like,
hey, I'm going to actually say what I think.
Because I always feel like if I leave what I think,
then I go, then you're just like floating.
It's like if you leave your own fucking compass.
Yeah.
And the thing is as well, it's like this, you know, you listen to talking points from the right.
You're like, ah, you know, I believe in freedom of speech.
You're like, great.
They say, you know what?
I believe in self-determination.
Great.
You know, I, and then they go, I hate smoking weed.
And you're like, Hey, that's France a foreigner. That's France's personal boundary.
Yeah.
And the moment they go, drugs are evil.
Let's ban everyone from doing drugs.
You're like, you know what?
I'm off your fucking team.
You're making no sense now.
Yeah, yeah.
If you fucking want to come for the ganja, now you've got a problem.
You will never take our ganja.
But, you know, that's the thing.
It's like every side.
The left has got some fucking great ideas.
You know, the reason we don't talk about it as much is because i'm from the left and there's a lot that i
i think it's great about the left and there's a lot that's that's great about the right but also
they've got stupid ideas on both sides and you should be free to go you know what that's a great
idea that's a great idea this is stupid this is retarded i ain't playing this game yeah but then
you lose so many of them people forget
pretty quickly
can't disagree with us
so many times
people
it's like that's
you know how many
people like to use people
so it's like
you'll see someone be
their number one enemy
and then he says
something they like
now he's your number one hero
like that'll happen
like the barstool guys
loved and hated
five times
by the same people
within the course of a year
but I always
I feel like the way that people look at it it's kind of like so silly because it's like
maybe i'm like i always when people talk about like liberty and like libertarian stuff i always
feel like it's kind of like medicine you know what i mean where it's like well sometimes like
a society needs that medicine you know where you're just like well if a society's like super
right wing and everything's taking over it's like you actually don't really need right wing people like saying all that stuff.
Right.
It's almost like it depends on, I guess you could say it's a pendulum thing, but it's also like there's a culture creates the, you know, the political thing too.
What you're saying is Donald Trump was the cure.
Yeah.
Donald Trump's chemotherapy.
That's the title of the episode.
Chemotherapy very often kills the patient.
Right.
But, you know, I've been thinking about this a lot, man, because, like, this idea that you have to have a fixed political ideology that never changes, it doesn't make any fucking sense.
No, I agree totally.
If you say to me, what's, like, because, look, the argument between progressives and conservatives is about one thing, really.
It's about change, your attitude to change.
Do you want change or do you want things to stay the fucking same?
Right.
And that's that's the argument that we are there having.
Now, if I say to you, what's the best thing to do when you're driving a car?
Do you speed up or do you slow down?
It depends.
It fucking depends where you are.
It depends where you are geographically.
It depends what you're trying to do.
Exactly.
Yeah, that's a good way to look at it.
So the same with sometimes you need to be a bit more conservative
when society's going a bit too fast.
And sometimes you do need to change because shit has got stale.
You can also think of it as like if you have like masculine and feminine
like parenting and you have like three kids and you go,
which one's better?
It's like maybe it depends on the kid.
Like the kid who's like crushing it and is like this like ultimate champion actually probably doesn't need
like the coddling mother but the kid who's like a total mess and like it shuts down anytime it
gets yelled at like that guy actually might need like positive like oh come on we go it depends
but then if it's like the drug addict and you have them like oh let's just give them money to
solve this problem it's like you know maybe the money's making it worse you know what i mean but
the problem is now everyone wants a fucking team that's just i mean i think
always yeah yeah it's such an easier position to hold i've met people where they go like i'll never
i'll never vote republican or i'll you know never vote i'm just like no matter what every time the
time to vote i just i know who i'm voting for for the rest of my life i'm like it's crazy to me
wasn't that the Republican guy this is America
but he was like the guy
that basically had like
a 15 year old girlfriend
and it was like in fucking
I don't know
not Texas
but somewhere like that
and he was
he was like the candidate
and he's still like
I think he's still won
or he almost won
by like a pretty close margin
because it's like
people are like
well what's the other option
vote for a Democrat
15 she's old enough that's fine yeah and his Because it's like, people are like, well, what's the other option? Vote for a Democrat?
15, she's old enough, that's fine.
Yeah, and he was kind of one of the, I think it was one of those things where you basically are like,
they have laws where you're like, yeah, the parents consented, and you're like, technically it's legal,
but pretty weird for like a presidential candidate, but everyone's like, yeah,
what, do I vote for some fucking libertarian?
See, we do things differently in the UK.
Someone like that who's an older guy with a 15-year-old girlfriend,
we give them a job at the BBC.
That's what we do.
Boom.
Francis loves getting that one in there, no matter what we do.
Jimmy Savile.
There's loads of them. I mean, I will say that it made him kind of famous over here.
Nobody knew who he was before the Bucks came in.
Well, it's part of his brand now.
He actually had a 15-year-old girlfriend?
Oh, mate, more than that.
Oh, no, this guy was like the most notorious like pedophile yeah
they knew about it right yeah yeah they all knew about it and it's been a consistent thing so you
know and here's the thing i remember my dad saying so my dad comes from a very working cast part of
the north of england my dad i think it was his mom said they could put a donkey with a red rosette
up for election in Wigan
and the people would vote for it.
Red is left in our case.
Red is left.
Red is left, blue is right.
That's weird.
It's the other way around.
So people have always had those identifications.
Tribalism is part of who we are.
It's so funny though that there's these kind of
hallmarks of the colours
and then it's opposite.
You go just across and you go, yeah, we do the opposite.
I always thought it was bizarre that here the Democrats,
their thing's a donkey.
It was like no one was like,
that's not like a good fucking animal.
I don't know how that doesn't get made fun of more.
Dude, an elephant, I mean, whatever.
It's something good, but you're like,
hey, donkey's like, it's the worst animal to be called be called but no but that's just the way it is man and i think the problem is is that people don't
investigate it enough they don't actually question it enough because if you did just spend five
minutes and actually took time to think about what it is that you're advocating for and what it is
that you're speaking about you might actually realize that you
don't know as much as you thought yeah people don't like doing that yeah if you want to do work
to then finally realize that you actually don't know what you're talking about and all this shit
you've been spewing out publicly was and life is complicated yeah all this stuff or you just be
like yeah i'm on this team and sometimes we win sometimes we lose but i know what team i'm on well
everyone can kind of remember being a kid where like you know you like watch some guy and it's sort of like
you're like oh i just think all his things now yeah like i remember like howard stern was a little
bit like that when he first came out or whatever everyone was like this guy's so sick and you know
he'd be like you'd be like this guy's pretty funny howard stern be like that guy sucks i'd be like
that guy sucks you know what i mean because you've got to go through that because that's the journey
of a human being right you go you go too far into this and then you got to go through that because that's the journey of a human being right you go too far into this
and then you go too far
into that
and that's how you become
like a whole person
yeah
so it's part of life man
I think everybody's
got to go through that
yeah I think so too
there's like
it is kind of
it's just weird
where
people always kind of
discuss like
you know
is voting important
or whatever
and I was like
do you think the prescription is what you said,
where you go,
you know what,
you need to like actually learn this stuff.
Or for some people it's like,
no,
just fucking don't pay attention to any of this stuff.
I don't know.
Like,
obviously you're in like,
you're a cultural commentator and I,
so am I.
And a lot of people,
it's like,
this is kind of sports for them too.
Right.
To some degree.
Yeah.
Or some people,
you know,
whatever care,
whatever that means.
But like there is some, yeah, most people don't give a shit about any of this they just live some life well
i don't know no a lot of people did over the last four years i think but i'm still saying as a total
like you know subset it's still a subset of the population like overall i think most but you know
what i mean though even caring when people go you know i really care about that you go even that
it's like it's just a belief That you Like You can trick yourself
Into caring
Doesn't make any
Like
Things can be like
Fake and real
At the same time
You know what I mean
Yeah
You go
I hate that guy
And I have this visceral hate
But it's like
Yeah but someone
Like tricks you
Into having that
It doesn't make it
Like authentic
Just cause you
So even if
Even if you have that emotion
It still could be fake
Is this too esoteric
No I don't mean
Like
Maybe not exactly right But but with the abortion stuff
and the amount of women in New York City,
even comics right now, they go, they took my rights.
They didn't take anything from you.
Nothing's been taken from you, but they just, I don't know,
they just like to be angry and act that way.
Is that as big of a topic over there, or is that just settled and done?
This is the only place where it is a topic.
What happens
with politics
in America
is that
it starts over here,
it has no impact
in the UK,
but it still sends
everybody fucking mental.
Yeah,
I was saying
there was,
I saw in Melbourne,
Australia,
there was literally
a pro-choice rally
in Australia
related to Roe v. Wade
being stricken in America.
What does this have to do with what's going on?
Yeah, but Danny, we do this with everything.
So during BLM, for example, we had people protesting in the street against police officers
going, hands up, don't shoot.
I remember that.
They don't have fucking guns.
Yeah, they don't even have guns.
But we just fucking ate whatever you guys are doing yeah that's what we do
there was a pretty crazy one that happened here like there was well forget the guy's name
george floyd
african-american fellow
no it was last it was last week And Okay his name was
Andrew Teckel
Sunderberg
Oh yeah this is
This is so interesting
But basically
It was kind of
You know he was shot
And stuff like that
And it was kind of
Becoming a big
You know news story
Like another one
And in Minneapolis
Yeah it was in Minneapolis
Okay
But then
So they were protesting
Outside of his apartment
Or whatever
And then the woman
Who he was like dating
Came out and started
Yelling at the protest And she was like He had a gun pulled on like my three kids and gun pulled no
no no like all this stuff this guy went he lived he was like a woman uh uh i read this so she
barely saw the video yeah she barely knew this guy okay he started shooting into her apartment
she had like 10 she had two kids she's like my apartment was getting shot shot up she called
the police the police showed up. He barricaded himself.
And then snipers killed him six hours later after some standoff.
And they tried to get him out.
And he wouldn't.
And they were like, he had really mental issues or whatever.
And then because he was black, there was a protest outside of her home against the police.
And she's like, he was trying to kill me and my kids.
My whole kitchen is riddled with bullet holes.
And she was yelling and screaming at the protesters. She's like like my kids are black like there's nothing to do with race like this guy tried to kill me and my family the police did
the right thing and then they're protesting and people are like literally at the protest being
like well at least you're not dead no one girl one girl goes not the time and the place yeah
not the time of the place and then they set up time and the place. And then they set up GoFundMes, and his GoFundMe was way higher than hers.
And she's like, I'm the victim here.
Yeah.
Snipers lives matter, man.
She's like, I'm the fucking victim.
No, that one was wild.
That's a crazy one.
Yeah.
I feel like people in America don't get what the public broadcasters have wild there.
You guys get it because of BBC. But, dude our public and i've i've worked with cbc i like made tv shows
and stuff there when i was in canada like dude i think this was maybe five five months ago but i
was like one of my favorite ones where this the cbc released articles on how to do proper glory
hole conduct because of covid and they've literally had one of the things they're just like one of the things in the government's article on glory holes was don't use gendered
language at the glory hole it's like my favorite thing if you ever use glory hole you know not to
do that anyways of course you don't know what i mean yeah you don't know who's on the other side
sir or ma'am or gender neutral yeah or it could be either yeah you just don't know who's on the other side of that. Sir or ma'am. Or gender neutral.
You just don't use any gendered language.
You just don't use any gendered language.
Just suck the non-binary penis.
What's the trans sports stuff in Britain?
Is that as much of an issue?
Yeah, it's a big issue.
Are they winning?
They're fucking cleaning up over here.
It's almost like they have an advantage right now.
Are they actually like...
Is there in colleges and stuff where there's transgender...
Well, we don't have college sports system like you guys.
So it's much less of an issue at that level.
But we do have them in like in the elite sports.
Oh, really?
It's a situation.
Yeah, in cycling, I think there's a transgender.
Oh, yeah, I remember.
Emily Bridges.
Yeah, yeah.
And obviously, you know,
people call Britain like Turf Island
because there's a lot of gender-critical feminists
in the UK who are pushing back against it.
Old school ones.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A lot of very angry women, man.
They're fucking angry lesbians.
That is sort of okay, though,
if you have like really like angry feminists
and it's pointed at not you. Yeah, on their side this is great well as comedians we would naturally
be pissing feminists off usually quite a lot whereas now they're like on board for a while
but that will i feel like that's not really not really that much here yeah not that much here no
is that not the case here no i don't think so no I don't think so. You see one,
that's the J.K. Rowling,
people like that,
it's like,
no,
you might as well go up and say
Hitler had some good ideas.
It feels like something
you're really,
you couldn't do that
and then go be
a Hollywood movie star,
for example.
That's things you can't say.
No, in the UK,
you'll get punished for it.
Yeah, J.K. Row it. Yeah, for sure.
J.K. Rowling is like...
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Well, we had a guy on the show who's a friend of ours.
He runs the oldest family-owned Italian in London,
Italian restaurant.
Okay.
And he did a fundraiser for Ukraine with J.K. Rowling.
Nothing to do with transgender issues,
just a fundraiser for Ukrainian orphans.
That's what he did.
And then the next day, she tweeted about it,
saying, I was really pleased to help raise
this money. Next day, he's
got a bunch of negative reviews on his TripAdvisor.
And the day after, there's no evidence
that this is connected, but this I'm just telling you
the chronology. Someone smashed
the windows of his restaurant. Unrelated.
Unrelated. Unrelated. I'm sure it could happen
to anybody. Just coincidence.
So it's not like entirely uncontested.
It's a problem.
But what's interesting to me is this like fragile alliance between like comedians who believe in free speech, conservatives and like left wing women who are just tired of the trans shit.
To be honest, you saying that makes me pretty kind of team trans.
To be honest, it was kind of like a fun argument
like a thing to argue
about all these
because girls were always like
no it's actually nothing
you're just like
no it's
but if every girl
in unison was like
yo this is actually bad
I'd be like
this rules
I mean I've always just said
with the sports stuff
it's like
I didn't care about
women's sports before
and you're not going to
trick me into caring
it's like
if you guys want to ruin
women's sports
go for it it's not some massive loss but you going to trick me into caring it's like if you guys want to ruin women's sports go for it
it's not some
massive loss
but you know the thing
that's so funny is like
you know like you've got
the like the hardcore
conservative commentators
saying you know
women should get back
in the kitchen right
and then you've got
like the hardcore
feminist going well
at least he knows
what a woman is
you know what I mean
yeah
that's so funny
the prison stuff
where they're like
oh man we've got uh you know uh women
impregnating they had there was there was a in new jersey one guy just got a couple girls knocked
up yeah he's a woman yeah a woman knocked up a couple women right yeah fucking bigot and uh yeah
but it's and then they like had to move you know and they don't know what to do because it's such
a new playbook they're just kind of going along with the, you know, going with the wind, if you will.
I always thought there's a simple solution, which is if you got a dick, you don't belong in a women's prison.
I mean, I know it's controversial, but.
I mean.
Would be the move though.
Yeah, I can't.
It's not been tested, but I do think it's a good theory at least.
It does come up with brilliant headlines, like woman ejaculates into wheelie
that's a real story i'm not making it yeah like when they throw the semen at the guards and stuff
like that yeah yeah so it's like this dude in a dress just jacked off into a wheelie bin
and the next day it was woman ejaculates into it it's it's literal clown world man yeah so we got all that going on yeah man
yeah it's and you can't joke about it well yeah so i guess it's illegal there
what would happen do you reckon if you went on stage like the comedy store and did a joke about
that really you really is that not even worth challenge like ricky gervais they special like
all about that see this is the thing
that we always talk about
when it comes to
freedom of speech
and comedy right
Ricky Gervais
Joe Rogan
Bill Burr
you
even us at this point
Chappelle
we have freedom
you and I
can make any fucking joke
we want
right
is that fair to say
kind of yeah
maybe not on TV
but like on
well not even technically
on Twitter
I'm sure there's a joke
that gets you kicked off.
I got kicked off of things.
Yeah, but you know what I mean, though.
In an audience.
If you're doing it to your own audience,
you're going to be fine, right?
Yeah.
The problem is people who are just coming up
through the circuit,
like we were, I don't know, five, six years ago.
You're sort of early days in that world.
You're dependent on comedy club promoters. You're dependent bookers they have zero fucking freedom of speech because at least
in the uk i don't know what it's like over here if you're really good i mean you can i do i do
think that because i actually know the argument you're making and i do agree with it for the most
part and it is kind of irritating when really famous people are like you can say anything and
it was like you can and then you're going to complaints and they're gonna decide not to make five more edgy
specials because of you like you know what i mean it's if anything it's the opposite but then there
is the other thing of like when it's an audience of people yes if there are audience of people that
are like hey we're here to get mad and like college kids it's like the we're here to get
mad kind of audience there is one thing but if it's uh your average audience i feel
like if you kill if you're saying wild stuff yeah you're not gonna you're gonna be on that
other circuit right but i feel like there is comedy clubs maybe that's more here comedy clubs
are i feel like for the most part the the bookers aren't pussies well see maybe that's true here and
there are comedy club bookers that aren't pussies in Well, see, maybe that's true here. And there are comedy club bookers
that aren't pussies in the UK.
But we are starting to see massively,
a lot of our friends like Host and MC
are the biggest clubs in the UK.
They're getting faded out.
What's happening is,
after every show now,
an audience member is coming up
to the guy who runs the club going,
I don't want to see that guy ever again.
He offended me.
Yeah.
And you're starting to see more of that.
And 20 years ago, if you tried that in the comedy club, they yeah and you're starting to see more of that and 20 years
ago if you can you tried that in the comedy club they tell you to get fucked yeah that's not what
happens yeah yeah yeah as well but that's some of them still do that yeah so when i'm even toronto
which is like the most of this stuff the guy that he like prides himself on you know people give him
complaints and he goes i put him in the filing bin aka the garbage right right yeah yeah yeah
yeah but but here's like here's the interesting thing like i was gigging six nights a week before
the pandemic started and we we noticed the the way that things were changing in london things
were changed with the comedy circuit the industry and i remember going around and asking promoters
of these big clubs these big established clubs in central london
which have been going 15 20 25 30 years and going are people complaining now and to a person they
all went yes no yeah we get far more complaints we get far no question yeah and and i know people
who run businesses people take that more seriously now that's not their issue right everyone's afraid
so so the question for me is i hear your argument too, which is be better.
I get it.
That's a great argument, and I agree with it entirely.
But also, if you're a newer comic, you are at the mercy.
In the UK, there's one comedy scene.
Well, both things can kind of simultaneously be true.
There's one comedy scene.
If you get blacklisted somewhere somewhere you're done in the entire
fucking country yeah you ain't probably the entire continent right right so so so but so people are
self-censoring a lot to not go over that line so we're not even knowing we don't even know what
the jokes aren't are that aren't getting said yeah that's the issue right no i mean if they're
newer comics probably not much lost probably no that's why i'm like we
were all there once yeah exactly right but there's always the um there's always like the macro and
the micro because there's like the macro of like yeah you know there's like something that's
happening that's bad or what you know what i mean like you could have a workplace that's this and
then there's the micro of like what can you personally do about it you know what i mean
like and all you can do all you can do is create your own shit
and be better.
That's all you can.
So it's like, yeah, you can...
Which at least that exists.
You know, I say like,
probably even 10 years ago,
in either your scenario
or any scene,
where if they just go no,
then you go, that's it.
Yeah.
Like if the gatekeeper said no,
then you go, that's it for you.
That's the great thing
about this moment.
Make your own shit.
Yeah.
But there's a flip side to that,
which is the TripAdvisor,
which is Google reviews,
which means club owners are more scared of their audience.
They're more fearful because a bad review has so much more power than a five-star one.
What if I was to say the opposite, where I go, would you not personally,
and, you know, there's obviously things that are fairly split in the world.
If you went to a comedy club and everyone was like, great, no offense,
like blah, blah, blah,
I bet you there's a lot of people that saw reviews being like,
the one guy was very rude,
they'd be like,
we're going there.
You know what I mean?
This comic should be cancelled.
Everyone would be like,
oh, okay,
it's the funny comedy club.
And there is,
you're starting to see...
Guy said N-word 20 times.
Honey, get the keys!
Get the keys!
Yeah, doing a tour of Alabama.
But you're starting to, not the N-word 20 times,
but you are starting to see more and more comedians push back against it
because you're realizing that the art form is becoming unsustainable.
If you're operating in very tight parameters,
unless you're a certain type of comic who like your seinfelds
who do like pure observation which is great and you know all power to you if you do that but
everybody else who wants to test the margins who wants to do something interesting you can't do
that because the overton window is just narrowing week upon week month upon month day upon day
what do you think's worse like the way it is in comedy the universities or tech or like it's
all kind of just the same thing or do you think what's what do you think's like the worst place
the worst culprit the worst as in the culprit i i think social media has got a lot to answer for
it's given so many dickheads a chance to have an opinion i realize that people are right here
but i think it's made people they they have a sense of entitlement now.
They think not only can I say my voice,
but my voice deserves to be heard.
Even when I have got,
it doesn't have any value.
Yeah, they're just complaining.
Yeah, they're just complaining.
But it's squeaky wheel gets the grease, I guess.
You know, if you're a business,
sometimes you're like,
it's just the path of least resistance to concede.
But it's becoming a little bit
not the path of least resistance. Like you'll watch anytime someone just're like, it's just the path of least resistance to concede and be like, okay. But it's becoming a little bit not the path of least resistance.
Like, you'll watch
anytime someone just goes like
hard cancel stance on someone,
there is pushback for it.
It's not free anymore.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It used to be completely free
for people to be like,
oh, that guy said whatever.
Who cares if he's guilty or innocent?
We detach ourselves from them.
These things kind of become news stories right now
where it just ain't free anymore.
But that's how you end it, man.
That's what I've always said.
That's why we have a lot of people on the show
who are in that position
where people are trying to cancel them
because the way you end cancel culture
is you make it not work.
That's how you end it, right?
You make it so that the moment you try and cancel someone,
they fucking explode.
You know what, though?
People don't learn that.
You could teach that lesson like it's like touching a hot stove but if it's someone who's a canceler they
don't they go like no just keep you're right because that's not what they're they're not in
it for the cancel they're in it for what they get from the cancel yeah like they'll be like i'll
just keep on that's just a proof that the system needs like moreing. The fact that I'm unable to cancel with my two years of gender studies courses.
I've got to just keep on.
This is proof that patriarchy is real.
They just, you know.
And it's also, have you ever noticed, right?
Especially with comedians, but also with other figures in the public eye.
The more progressive, ultra liberal,
cancel culture they are,
the more likely it is
they're a fucking pervert
and they've done
horrendous things
in their personal life.
Is that true here as well?
I feel like I,
I don't know if it is
or isn't true,
but it's definitely
a news story
when it happens,
but like I'm sure
there is kind of,
like you know,
if you think of like the classic, like fine perverts on both sides i think that every every i think every
culture has bad people but i think that the one thing that what you're right about is that people
are like emboldened by the thing right where it's like imagine everyone's kind of like yo this like
these fucking men are this like if you're the type of guy that wants to put a pill in your drink, you're a little hot right now.
Whereas if everyone's like, dude, thank you so much for your support of women.
This guy's a hero.
You're like, yo, I could probably do whatever I want.
So it's maybe that they, you know what I mean?
I think there's a couple of things.
We've talked about before, but in Canada, the number one social justice-y comic was a trans man and then ended up getting cancelled for sexually assaulting women.
Right.
Well, this is the thing.
Stealing our jobs.
We joked.
It really was a white guy.
I think there's a compensatory thing with it as well, which is the people who are doing that shit, they want to cover for that by being outwardly virtuous.
There's a lot of like, oh, I'm a nice guy.
I'm a male feminist.
That's how we've seen a lot of that in our world.
Do you think that...
So this is one thing that I feel like I always go back and forth on too,
because you wrote the book about how the West is so sick, essentially, right? and then it's kind of like well it's great and sick yeah but isn't it kind of
funny that no i meant sick like oh oh sick well it's sick and it's sick right yeah yeah no but
there but then also like all of the stuff that's crappy it's all here too you know what i mean
yeah so how do you what do you like reconcile that because you know what i mean that i feel like there's so many yeah like even like farthest
conservative people there's like america's so great and it's like yeah it's like all the stuff
you hate is like that you would probably seems like you'd like it better in china where it's like
uh you know this is how you live your life and traditional values it's a lot of these people
you think you'd actually be probably prefer russia like that would be more up your alley of like culturally so i'm like what how do you feel about that whereas isn't there
kind of a lot of the stuff that is bad is also disease from the west being you know this is kind
of my point uh actually do you know where political correctness comes from um bill maher
no tell me where.
From the Soviet Union, and then it was used in China.
I've told that.
And the reason is, in the Soviet Union, political correctness was, if you said something that was factually true, but inconvenient to the party line, to the dogma of the party.
That's why it's political.
Right.
They would say, it is factually correct, but politically incorrect.
And it meant it was true but inconvenient right so my point about in that i make in the book and immigrants
love letter to the west is that we're adopting foreign ways of doing things that are not the
way that western society should operate you see what i'm saying yeah so all of the shit it's not
natural to the western idea okay well they Well, they have like the struggle sessions.
Right.
We're doing the Maoist struggle sessions, all of that.
In late Soviet Union, my grandfather, he was like a physicist.
He worked in an institute.
They would have these letters go around where they have to say,
I, comrade whatever, condemn this thing that's happening
or this person that said the wrong thing.
Right.
We're doing all of that shit in the West
and we're bringing it over from a foreign culture that doesn't belong here this way of doing things do you understand what
i'm saying right so it's not like we in the west have these crappy things and that we should
it's we are importing you're saying all the bad things are from there but we're not we're not uh
like doing it on we're not importing it on purpose so how does it kind of get over here
well i guess that's a big debate i mean yuri bezman i don't know if you guys are for women just importing
women do you are you familiar with yuri bezman off no so he was a kgb defector there's a couple
of he's the guy who has the video about how they like infiltrate the right demoralization oh i
remember watching that yeah yeah yeah so the point basically is and he predicted it right well he was saying this he was saying this is what we were doing we were attempting
to undermine american and western culture by introducing our ideas and supporting people
within western society who are doing the shit like turning america communist or whatever yeah i mean
look when you say that people are you you're some weirdo and that's not what i'm saying we're not
america's openly does that other places right right right but the
point is we are adopting things from foreign cultures and of course Russia
and China we know this they are doing everything they can with their bot farms
and the troll farms to shape our society in that direction this is why you can't
criticize China but the moment you do that the first thing they say is you're
racist against China because they're using the shit that we are now obsessed with all this identity bollocks right to to undermine our
ability to actually say well you know you're putting people in camps over here no no that's
racist right so i'm not saying we are in a position where like the west is got these good
things and bad things i'm saying a lot of the bad things are not Western. Yeah. Right? They're not Western,
and we should be careful about what ideas
we allow to enter our philosophical space.
How do you stop that?
Right, well, well...
Talking about it.
Talking about it, right?
The beauty of it is even if you challenge it,
they go, ah, you're one of them.
No, but things are harder to pull off.
Well, that's what happened with me, right?
I turned down that contract.
I'm from a Jewish background.
Oh, all right, Nazi, straight away. Yeah, I mean, I had the exact contract I'm from a Jewish background oh alright Nazi straight away
yeah I mean I had
the exact same thing
yeah Jewish Nazi
I got Jewish Nazi
in Toronto too
no but he makes a
good point because
when it is like
anything is harder to
do once it's been
called out first
right like you just
imagine being a guy
trying to pick up a
girl now imagine
right before you do
that two guys went
over to that girl
and they're like
every time he talks
to a girl he tries
to fuck them
and then you go over
your like hands are
tied a bit right so if you kind of say like hey russia's
trying to do all this stuff it's harder for them to sort of pull it off a little bit yeah like
having it out in the open does make yeah but it's also about inoculating yourself like if you
understand where these ideas are coming from you start to question well why are we pursuing you
know why are we restricting what we say why are we restricting what we're allowed to think i mean
we we're supposed to live in this free society
where we're allowed to experiment and make jokes
and think about things from different points of view.
But increasingly, that's gone.
And now it's like, you better stay in the fucking box, right?
And it's not just in comedy.
It's in all sorts of cultural sphere.
You better not have the wrong opinion.
Do you think the government of America
a lot of times goes along with their political parties because it helps them at that moment yeah yeah and i think
the right would do this if they were in cultural power too i mean everybody would do this yeah and
that's why the people who hold the middle people like us have to hold the middle no matter who's
in charge we just have to say like there are certain things that we don't ever sacrifice
for the on the altar of getting what we want politically which is freedom of speech number one right and the other thing is
you know we've lost the ability to talk to each other with with fucking respect man you know like
if you disagree with me you're fucking evil oh yeah it's not just like we just disagree yeah no
no you're evil yeah and if you i disagree with you i'm evil like we've lost that and they probably don't have that in you know like china there's none of that nobody's and if I disagree with you I'm evil we've lost that and they probably don't have that in China
there's none of that
nobody's like if you disagree with me you're evil
they all kind of just agree
or they put you in a camp
or you just disappear
I guess in Russia he has a story
because he's also from there
I'm not from but my parents are
but like yeah
my mom when
we were in canada doing um like this stuff for the cbc like canadian broadcasting and then they
started implementing all these like checklists and stuff like these and my mom's like this is
like kind of what it was like when in russia 100 she's like this is like reminds me of what it was
like when i lived in russia what were the checklists remember like the all the diversity
boxes and you have to check every box and all how stuff? But how did they have that in Russia? They just had it for their shit.
For class.
For class.
For class.
Yeah.
Oh.
Right.
I mean, my mom was Jewish, so you're probably saying, but her passport said she was Jewish
in her passport.
And then they would do stuff.
They would have jobs and you go, we can only have one Jew.
What would they have for the class?
They'd say you can only have one.
You had to have a certain amount of
poor people or something
if you were working class you would get advantaged in education
and all sorts of other things
they would push you up
it's the idea of equality
you push up the people who are disenfranchised
who are marginalized
and then how would they do that
your parents have to say how much money they made
they would just say
what is your background and you would say working class money they made and then... No, no, no. They would just say, are you like, what is your background?
And you would say working class or whatever.
And they'd sort of work that out.
Wouldn't everyone just say that then?
Well, that's what happens.
This is why everyone's fucking non-binary now.
Because like you can just be non-binary and it's helpful.
Right?
It's the same thing.
So how did it work?
Like, so you'd say like, there's only like, for instance, one Jewish person allowed.
So what would you do if it was an accounting firm?
Do you know what I mean?
It would just be a crap.
Every accounting firm sucked equally.
Or just a Jewish guy in the corner doing all the fucking work.
Can you imagine a world with ethical accounting firms?
No.
No.
And no one would go to them either.
All of a sudden those super high interest rates all of a sudden disappear.
But coming back to your point, I'll give you a story that I talk about in the book.
So my granddad in the late 80s, he made some comments about a hot button issue in the Soviet Union at the time, which was the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan.
Everyone keeps fucking invading Afghanistan, right?
It was a hot button issue.
They were getting torched.
And within a short period of time,
he lost his job.
He was made unemployable
and a bunch of his friends,
who, by the way,
relevant to modern times,
they all agreed with him privately,
but wouldn't say a fucking word in public.
They all ostracized him.
And what did he say?
He said we were wrong to invade Afghanistan.
Okay, yeah.
It's like my grandfather,
literally my parents left Russia when they were in their 20 yeah it's like my grandfather literally like my parents
left russia like in when they were in their 20s yeah and then my grandfather was like he was like
a pretty hardcore communist like he was into that shit your grandfather my grandfather and he had
like you know some big job and all this stuff and just because my head left yeah russia then they
were like you did a bad job raising a communist and he got kicked out and he lost everything yeah
that's how it worked man yeah yeah but this is a real job raising a communist. And he got kicked out and he lost everything. Yeah, that's how it worked, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But this is a real purity show.
Right, but it's also collective punishment.
So if your kids turn out bad, they go, you didn't do it right.
But it's also collective punishment, right?
Yeah, exactly.
And again, that's the thing that, and so with example, my granddad, for example, right?
Unemployable, lost his job, forced out of the country eventually, and his friends lost.
Is that that different?
For this one thing.
For saying something, for an opinion.
For an opinion. Not even a statement. And did he say it like he said it in private and someone ratted him out how is that all that different to what
the shit that we do now sometimes when someone says the wrong thing and
suddenly they someone rats on them or this happened he said this and we
fucking you're out of the industry yeah you're a bitcoin guy now this is my welcome to podcasting yeah welcome to podcasting in bitcoin
yeah he had the his like that's what danny has a joke about this but yeah it's you had the same
thing my grandma like literally you know i mean they probably russian people have a million of
these stories but she had some neighbor who was you you know, one day was like, hey, do you know where my husband is?
And people were like, no, we haven't seen your husband.
And then it turned out he told some guy a joke in the lobby of the building about, you know, some government.
And they're just breaking rocks in Siberia for 10 years.
So what happens is, so I talk about this in the book.
So my grandmother was born in a g gulag in a in a soviet labor camp
and she was born there because both her parents had been sent there separately and what happened
to her mother right separately for two different things yeah well they were they were not married
at the time they like met there oh yeah they met in the camp right so getting pussy in the gulag
and the reason that she was there is her husband was taken away, didn't know what happened, right?
So she left her newborn baby with a neighbor,
went to find out what happened to him,
and oh, you're his wife.
Guilty.
Off you go to the camp.
Never saw her husband again,
and she met this new guy there,
and that's how my grandmother was born.
Yeah, she did.
You're taking this very seriously.
It's like, you're family in the camp.
I thought the moral of the story
is that my fucking
men in my family
give a snizz
I thought that's
what you were saying
yeah yeah exactly
no matter where you are
you can still get pussy
but you know
this is what happens
all the time
with communism
like in Venezuela
Chavez came to power
in 99
slowly but surely
you just saw
for instance
journalists getting attacked
and then it
it was happening
in private,
and, you know, like the odd word,
like, don't say this, don't say that.
What were kind of the things you can't say?
So you can't criticize the government,
you can't make jokes about the government.
All government.
I mean, that's what it always starts with, don't, yeah.
Because that's how you, you know,
like, derail a government,
is you publicly criticize them,
and everybody gets on board, right?
And mockery is a very powerful tool to do that.
You know, so, like, you so like the comedians started to leave
and then pretty soon it was the journalists.
And you know the rules.
You know what's going to happen if you transgress.
And it's made obvious because the people,
you see it happen to the people around you,
so you're not going to do it.
Of course.
You're just not going to do it.
And what we do here
is kind of different but it's really interesting because you've seen what happens to people who
transgress yeah you know what's gonna happen and also as well you know that if you say the wrong
thing to the wrong person in the wrong way and it can be misconstrued and let's be fair now context
no longer matters yeah then
the same shit can happen and they turn everybody into a spy and they also are like if you are
sitting around and like this and then you hear someone say something and you don't rat them out
then you're guilty of saying it so then you literally force everybody to distrust everybody
and this is and the hint to this is in the language. What do they say when somebody is progressive like them?
You're an ally.
Yeah.
No, it's war terms.
Yeah, it's war terms.
And if someone disagrees with you, it's no longer that they disagree with you.
You're the opposite of an ally.
What's the opposite of an ally?
Enemy.
Enemy.
So it's cool for me to destroy you because you're my enemy.
Right.
It's been completely weaponized.
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And this is the thing that bothers me about it the most.
It's like if you want to be an asshole, be an asshole, but don't claim to be kind while you're doing it.
It's like hashtag be kind, go kill yourself.
Like that doesn't work.
Yeah.
Right?
If you want to go and mob people into suicide, by all means, but don't fucking claim you're progressive while you're doing it.
Don't claim you're a good person.
You're not a fucking good person.
Yeah, there's so much stuff like that where you're just like,
so your whole thing that if you add up all that you've done for last year
is like you've gotten five people fired.
You're unhappy.
You kind of have a big fight with your family.
You've actually made things worse
because you just got people hyped up on the other side so it's like all you've done is create a
bunch of misery right and we have a you know we've known someone like that with joke wise it was all
he was kind of that guy in my body i remember once said to him he was just like uh dude i like spent
the last two years making people laugh and happy and you've spent the last two years making people
miserable so who's yeah and you're and you think that you're the fucking good guy here?
Yeah. And that's
how they see it. And then they use another
phrase which
just annoys me so much is
on the wrong side of history.
How the fuck do you know?
Well, the winners decide that.
Nobody's ever thought they were on the wrong side of history.
There's not one person who's ever been like
you know what? We're on the wrong side of history but let's do this anyways. Even Hitler was like, be on the wrong side of history. There's not one person who's ever been like, you know what? We're on the wrong side of history,
but let's do this anyways.
Yeah, even Hitler was like,
we're on the right side of history, yeah?
Of course, everybody.
Nobody's ever thought that, ever.
I mean, it just depends on who writes the fucking book.
For sure, but I'm saying
they always go, oh, we're on the right side of history.
But nobody thinks they're on the wrong side of history.
Everybody assumes they're...
But see, Danny,
this is exactly the problem with ideology, man,
is it gives you license to go and do terrible shit.
Yeah, of course.
Just because you're on the right side of history. So you to go and do terrible shit yeah just because you're on the
right side of history you know so you can go and do whatever you want you know and that's that's
my issue with all of it ideology right and left it's like if you if you think you're entitled to
do terrible things to other people because you you you've got the right opinions fuck you i mean
the communist government in china is probably telling these uyghurs are in these camps you go
you're really on the wrong side of history. You're not even going
to be in the books.
You better shape up here.
You don't want to be
on the wrong side of history
with your blue jumpers
in these camps.
But it's also as well,
like,
everybody's now part of a team.
So everybody is terrified
because our hormones
literally program us
to want to be part of a team.
So nobody wants to get
alienated by their team.
No one wants to get ostracized.
No, it hurts.
Yeah, because it hurts.
It's painful.
It's not nice.
But what happens?
We then get pushed into a type of behavior because the rest of the team is doing it.
I would say this, though, in terms of like our journey, certainly it's like I'm a big fan of that fight club.
It's only once you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.
Like when we got kicked out of the comedy industry the way that we did in the uk that was the best thing that ever happened to us
yeah i would definitely i do sometimes think because we have friends like in canada for
example and they have like what's success there is not really like globally really like you would
consider not success here but it kind of locks them into this thing where they kind of you know
they'll never really achieve like a ton because they're kind of locks them into this thing where they kind of, you know, they'll never really achieve like a ton because they're kind of comfortable in this thing.
But it's not really great objectively.
But in the context of Canada, it is.
So they just, you know, and then eventually one day they go, yeah, we don't like you anymore.
And it's over.
But this is what we did.
So when that happened with us, we were just like, we're going to create.
That was always my thinking on it.
We're going to say what you want to say. And we're gonna create that was always my thinking on it we're gonna say what you
want to say now and we're gonna create a siege mentality like like this is us we've been kicked
out we got to make our own shit and it's just down to us no one's gonna help us no one's gonna help
you just got to make it you just got to create something that other people are gonna enjoy dude
there's so many people when you like if you you know in their books and obviously some of this
romanticized but like so many popular thinkers and speakers or comedians or whatever they kind of they look back and they
go and there was that was the time when i was like you know what i'm just gonna say everything
i actually think yeah and then that's when they start like that's what yeah you know what i mean
yeah but see i was if you're not saying what you think if you're just saying the acceptable things
you go everyone just like yeah okay yeah i know that's the thing i've also been like everyone
else is saying that too do you know the thing that was the hardest for me
was like i was such a naive idiot when i turned down that contract because i thought i'm like i'm
i'm i'm taking one for team comedy here like we we comedians comedians were at this monolith
doing this right yeah i was like i thought most comedians would like be on my side. That's funny.
You were up for it.
Well, they might have been
two years earlier.
Yeah, they might have been.
Can you believe they're telling us
we can't make fun of religion here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then it just turned out
that for the majority of them,
it was the exact opposite.
And that was shocking to me.
But do you think it was just
the self-preservation?
Yeah, their self-preservation.
They're like,
I don't want to be the person sticking their neck out.
Maybe, like you said, in private, they were like, thanks.
Well, actually, Francis tells a very good story about a comic who passed away recently.
Yeah, so there was a comedian.
Belt on the round the neck?
No, he passed away.
This man has no fucking values. No, no, man.
He doesn't.
Fucking cancel it.
We don't know him.
Grandma in the Kool-Aid.
Triggered.
You getting this?
But yeah, so like he passed away.
And I was talking to him when he was receiving treatment.
And because he was, I knew he was having a hard time of it.
And we used to check in every once in a while.
And he used to really like trigonometry.
And he said to me,
do you know what, Francis,
I could never be as brave as you.
And I'm like, what are you talking about?
And he went, because I really love Douglas Murray,
but when people come round to my house,
I hide those books.
And I can never be,
and I would never ever say that I agree
with some of these opinions, because I know would happen you know I would be ostracized
you know I do that with my lean I'm done I would have you know I would have
friends turn against me right chorus you know so he went through treatment he
sadly passed away and I saw and he was he was a lovely person he really was he
was a really nice person.
And when people were writing about him,
they kept using the word nice.
Now, what does that actually mean?
Compliant?
Exactly.
And it meant that he didn't challenge him.
He didn't say, I disagree.
He didn't go his own way.
He didn't stand up for himself.
And that's what, in many ways,
that they liked about him
yeah and that's how it is man because for a lot of people they're too scared they're just too
scared to stand up because they don't want to face the costs and the consequences of actually
being honest about what they think and feel and that's it it's it it's it's it's really sad and
you see these people going oh he was such a nice person.
And I just thought, fuck you.
You don't believe that.
You just liked him because he just went along with whatever you.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
That's all it is.
Yeah.
I mean, it's difficult to go against the grain.
It is.
We've had a isn't it crazy the extent to which comedians die to like, I don't know if you've
had that.
But me and Danny know like seven comedians that have committed suicide probably really well this
is what we're talking about before we started like i don't do stand-up anymore man because i
just love my life now and when i was doing stand-up i fucking didn't yeah a lot of people
don't i didn't love my life then i love it now you know it's just stand-up is a hard lifestyle
oh it's a hard lifestyle especially once
you start having kids and you know you've got a family etc so that makes sense to me you know
it's and it's just not it's hard physically like you eat mentally you never turn off the
it's like all of the parts are hard i think yeah people yeah yeah yeah and then when you go online
it's not like you could do before like in thes, where you've done a gig or whatever else.
And you can just switch off and you go back home and you watch a video, you do whatever you do.
Never ends.
Yeah, it never ends.
And you just pick up your phone and you're like, how the fuck did he get that?
Do you know what I mean?
And that's constantly.
That's so many things right now, man.
It's like, dude, yeah, that would be.
It really is.
I'd like to say, yeah, just shut it off. But it's like dude yeah that'd be it really is you it's i'd like to say yeah just shut it off but it's impossible it's just no because when you're saying the guy that you know he's very
nice but it's like some people aren't built like that you know i know strong people this shit
breaks them you're just like man yeah really is you you gotta figure out a way to fucking
tape yourself off from this shit yeah but i think comics have an advantage because we
we've trained ourselves not to take ourselves seriously.
So when people come after me, I just laugh at them now.
You know what I mean?
That does help a bit, yeah.
Whereas if you're, like, this is one of the reasons.
You've thought of all the insults people could say to you.
Right.
This is one of the reasons I think Jordan Peterson, like, keeps going through these periods where he, like, has a difficult time of it.
Because he's someone who's very earnest.
He's trying to make the world a better place.
Whereas, I mean, we sort of feel that way as well.
But on the other hand, I'm just like,
well, this guy's a dickhead.
Jordan Peterson doesn't have that answer in his locker.
He can't say, oh, this guy's just a dickhead
because he's trying to help everyone.
You know what I mean?
Jordan Peterson, he can't quote tweet someone
with the words, I banged your mum.
Do you know what I mean?
Like that classic staple. But that's like the deflection tactics of the comedy are actually very good for dealing with people coming after you because you're just like that is like originally
and it's not obviously not just comedians a million people are good at this that i know that
aren't in the do specifically do comedy but you go one of the reasons it is there is like a yeah
a way to you know be able
to make your brain okay with what's happening right yeah oh yeah i mean i'm sure you've
experienced a barrage of negative stuff comments on twitter during one of your things you're like
yeah even though you're prepared for it still kind of sucks yeah it does it does suck and the first
time is fucking hard but it does it's also uh i feel like the more one thing that makes it easier is when
you become more in tune with the levels of it you know what i mean like imagine like when you're
just like okay i know that this is maybe a bit more than i'm getting than usual but it's when
you when you've never experienced this it could be like 30 people are mad at you and i've had a
lot of people call me and be like hey you get in trouble a lot like i'm like you know what i mean
i'm like the go-to guy for a lot of old friends and stuff.
But there'll be, you know, it's 30 people.
They're like, you know, my life's over.
Like I'm deleting my Twitter.
I'm deleting my Instagram.
Because it's like, but if you go, no, what you did,
30 is actually nothing.
Like this is, but once you kind of know
what the waves look like, you can surf them a little better.
Well, what happened with me is I got the big wave.
Like I got the tsunami wave on the first fucking go.
So I had it like out.
You know, for Francis, it was a slower process.
Slow and sensual.
That's how I like my cancellations.
The hatred's just dripping in.
He had the loop there.
No loop for me.
But that's kind of how it was.
And then once you go through that, you are genuinely free.
It's a beautiful thing, man.
Especially once you've
got something like this where you're doing your own thing and you don't really give a shit what
anyone thinks that's beautiful man that's real freedom you know and we interviewed uh one of our
guests uh she's a youtuber she's from new york actually called ariel scarchella and um she's
she's a gay woman and she called like when she came out on the right i mean she's a gay woman, and she called, like, when she came out on the right, I mean, she's a conservative, I think she would describe herself as,
as her second coming out.
And in a way, like, I'm not on the right, neither is Constantine,
but just going, like, I disagree with this bullshit,
it's like a coming out moment because people are like, what the fuck?
She probably lost most of her friends.
Yeah.
Like, if you're, like, you know, LGBT or whatever,
and you're coming out as, you probably lose a ton of her friends. Yeah. Like if you're like, you know, LGBT or whatever, and you're coming out as, you probably lose
a ton of your friends.
But it was sort of probably like, you know, having a, you know, being in a place where
you can't have a certain book and you're just like, yo, check this out.
Like certain people were like that.
Like, yo, did you hear about this guy?
Or like there was people that comics that were doing, you know, our little crew of people
that some people would do like, you know, wild jokes and we're like, oh shoot, we're
going to do that?
Okay, I think you almost need a little bit of a...
It's impossible to do anything alone.
You always need a little tiny bit of a community.
Yeah, yeah.
And that's the great thing about the internet, man,
is we wouldn't be sitting here if it wasn't for the internet.
Totally, yeah.
So while all this shit is going on and it's bad,
we've also got to be present to the fact
that there's a lot of great stuff going on as well.
And there's never been more opportunity at the same time what do you think of all the countries like i know because you obviously know a lot about russia is is what's
worse in terms of you know you can't say anything or you know they'll disappear you and all that
stuff like is russia that bad now or is china worse or as you mentioned venezuela like what
are the worst places for that kind of stuff right now China's worse than Russia
but give you an example
of what's happening
in Russia now
so I have a lot of family
in Russia obviously
and when Russia invaded
Ukraine a few months ago
your family's living
there currently
yeah I have family
in Russia
I have family in Ukraine
my buddy's girlfriend
her parents currently
live there
it's kind of weird
it's like a war I guess
yeah well exactly
so in Russia
when the war first started
some people were protesting against this so they'd go out and like 10. Yeah, well, exactly. So in Russia, when the war first started, some people were protesting against it.
So they'd go out and like 10, 15, 20, 100 people, whatever.
Bad idea.
They'd all get arrested straight away.
So then they went in single-person pickets.
So that means you go on your own.
You have like a sign, and you stand there, and you protest.
Get arrested.
So then people started taking…
What do they call it, sorry?
Like a one-man picket.
Just a single-person protest.
Single-person protest.
Oh, right.
Inside of a group.
Because then you're not protesting as a group, which is punishable by more.
Different offense.
Oh, so they know that...
I mean, it feels like some of them, the police and stuff, would just be like, yeah, there
was four people.
They'd just lie anyway, maybe.
Well, right.
And so what happens then is you get people going out on their own with a sign.
They'd get arrested.
what happens then is you get people going out on their own with a sign they'd get arrested and then people would start making fun of that by going out and standing with no sign just their hands
and they'd get arrested that's crazy oh god and this is standing like three months ago this is
now yeah and this is people that were saying we don't want this war to happen yeah they're saying
the the only thing that said that it is illegal in Russia. If you call it a war,
you can go to prison for 10 years.
What are you supposed to call it?
It's a special operation.
Special operation.
Just taking something back
that was already ours kind of thing.
Right.
Well, it's a special military operation.
You're not allowed to call it a war.
You're literally not allowed to use a word.
So your parents right now,
if they said,
you know,
if they said,
oh, we're at war,
what are the consequences?
You'd get arrested
and you may go to prison depending on... Like if posted that online you're fucking toast oh 100 there's been
people who tweeted something or posted it on some kind of social media deleted it seconds later but
a bot has picked it up and they've been arrested for that and then how much time do you do i don't
know i have there's a lot of different things going on right now so it's a lot of these cases
they've just got arrested and they haven't been sentenced yet so we don't know but there's a lot of different things going on right now. So it's a lot of these cases, they've just got arrested and they haven't been sentenced yet.
So we don't know,
but there's a few people being sentenced to like 10 years in prison.
That's like here.
If you post the wrong thing about COVID.
Exactly the same.
Yeah,
man.
So,
so we shouldn't like,
you know,
of course I'm,
I'm talking about the direction of travel in the book.
We should,
we should understand we're not nearly as bad as some other places. All'm saying is let's not fucking go in that direction let's remember what
we do here in the west which is we actually believe in freedom of speech and stuff like that
yeah where do you think's the best country do you think it's still america
or did you never think that i don't know do you know that america is such a big place with so
many different states like you know if you went to California,
you'd probably, well, we're going to go there soon.
You'd probably think this place is fucking nuts.
But if you go to Florida, you go,
oh, this seems kind of normal.
You know what I mean?
Especially if you take people from the places
and you move them around, they go, this is crazy.
A lot of influencers.
The place that's the worst is Twitter, right?
It's not in any real place.
It's the worst country of the world.
Turns out the worst place on Earth is Earth.
Yeah.
So I was going to say, like, but New York, you're fucking crazy here.
Like, my girlfriend is from New York.
And she works for a very progressive organization in New York, right?
And one of her friends, right, he doesn't eat inside because of COVID.
Still.
Oh, I believe that.
Wild, dude.
He doesn't eat inside.
And then we were talking,
and she was, like, saying,
oh, you know, she was talking with him,
and she was getting advice from him.
I'm like, what are you taking advice from this guy?
He doesn't eat inside.
He's lost his mind, yeah.
People have genuinely had their minds fucking
broken. They must have that in London, though.
There's people who just don't. Yeah, there are,
but not like here. So you're saying people broke
their brains about COVID more here.
Oh, 100%. Do you guys have your own
Fauci?
Is there like an English Fauci? Yeah, but he's not
as despised on certain
sections. Because the Canadian one, she kind of is.
They don't like her. Yeah, but you guys went way further in Canada. Oh, went way further in canada like what the fuck is going on there yeah they're uh it was like
popular people are put i mean it's just picture the whole fucking country's portland you know i
don't know but like again it's the same as most places like the rest of the country doesn't agree
with that the rest of the country like works on a fucking oil rig they don't think this shit right
they hate it.
But you know,
I find it so funny.
Trudeau is the wokest dude on earth who every 10 minutes
gets caught for blackmail.
He's like your classic
in a movie,
the corporate guy
that's pretending.
He got a really bad haircut recently
and people were fucking
making fun of him.
He looked like Lloyd Christmas.
I'm dumb and dumber.
So that was with the COVID stuff.
That was way more like it was aggressive.
You find it more aggressive in here than it was.
We came close in the UK.
Like it was getting a bit crazy as well.
Like the polling numbers were incredible, man.
People are like 20% of people wanted nightclubs to be shut down forever,
irrespective of COVID.
Just fucking shut them down.
Oh my God.
We can't have these.
Right.
And where most-
It's like grumpy people.
Yes.
The mother that wants her kids to be wearing like elbow pads
to walk to the park is like,
now it gets to have a say in what other people get to do.
Well, you go at least,
every time I go to a park,
I see this like kids, he looks like he people get to do. Well, you go early. Every time I go to a park, I see this, like, kids.
He looks like he's about to go and, like, play in the NFL.
Like, they've got helmet, elbow pads, the whole fucking lot.
Because that's how we, like, mollycoddle them so much, you know?
And with masks, like, there were some people,
I think 40 or 50% of people at one point
thought we should just wear masks forever.
It doesn't matter if there's masks.
I've heard people still say that.
I mean, you guys are going to California.
They might be,
they just issued a warning
saying that they might be bringing back
mandatory masks.
Well, and the thing is,
it's like, it doesn't make any sense.
I'm like Braveheart on that.
That's the one thing that I'm just like,
I'd rather not wear it
and get in fights with people.
I hate it so much.
It hurts your ears.
Yeah, well, and that's the thing.
We flew to Armenia via Frankfurt in Germany, right?
So we flew with lift hands.
I didn't realize what was happening.
So we get to the airport.
We stand in a massive queue, like face-to-face with like thousands of people,
a lot of whom are coming on our plane.
No masks, right?
And you get on the plane.
Where's the mask?
You get off the plane in Frankfurt.
You've got a layover, two-hour layoff with the same people.
Yeah.
No mask.
You get on the plane. Where's the mask? That's right in Canada. It doesn't make any sense. frankfurt you've got a layover two hour layoff with the same people yeah no mask yeah yeah you
get on the plane there's a mask that's what i had in canada it doesn't make any sense you're with
the same people no i had the exact same thing in canada dude it was like as soon as you get on the
plane with the exact same you're no one has a mask on then you get into the airport and you put your
masks on yeah it's like pretty and on the way back it was even worse because i was sitting in a little cafe in the airport and the the crew for my flight came and sat down next to me like right next to me
they were sitting all together close joking no masks yeah the moment they get on the plane
they all wear a mask and make everyone else wear one too it's like what is some kind of just some
stupid arbitrary rule right just yeah yeah and i think most people see through it, though.
I was talking to this very...
Last time I was in New York, I went for coffee.
I started talking to this very older, liberal gay guy,
and he was telling me, like, he was like,
Oh, honey, you know, I was...
Someone's cold.
Oh, old gays don't fuck with your shit.
He was like, you know, I was on board with all of this.
I was on board with all of this.
All of it, you know.
I was like, mask, jab, whatever.
And he goes, and then one day I went to a restaurant and I walked in and I had my mask on.
And they said to me, right, okay, you can sit down.
And so I sat down, took my mask off.
And then the server came.
He went, no, no, no, you've got to wear your mask.
Wear your mask whilst you order.
So I ordered.
And then he went, now you can take your mask off.
Yeah, i remember we
went to a place during covet and we were it was like dead of winter we were sitting outside
and the guy would not take our order until we all put masks on we were outside yeah you just you
just go at this point it's taking the fucking piss because it makes no sense you were literally
taking the piss out of me that's when
i started to lose it why do you think people went that crazy about it here fear i there is a part of
it that's fear for a lot of people like there is people that i know that they're just safe about
anything like it's the same person if you said like hey someone uh someone here is sick like
you know it's probably but there is a lot of it got politicized.
So then just like anything,
it's like making people's teams on board with that
is a good way to make everyone else have...
It's almost like...
You know they're always talking about normalizing stuff?
It's like you take these wacky outliers
and they want to normalize it.
And it's like, well, why would you normalize?
So you essentially took this super safe person
and then let's normalize that by making it like one of the statements on our team
that's half the country and then unless you want to get kicked out that's one of your new fucking
platforms you think it's kind of like at a restaurant we're like we have a you know the
servers like we have a good time we have smiles on our face and you're like the new one is like
we are very worried about covid and they go i guess i'm worried about covid so i think that's kind of what it was i just don't want to go against it and girls i think it
was girls too yeah this is mostly do you think that um that they're like you know a lot of people
say it's like left and right stuff but there's also you know a million other things like
authoritarian non-authoritarian masculine feminine like do you find that uh like television or the
industry and all that stuff is do you think that there is uh
like things have gotten a lot more feminine or do you think it's not really do you not see it that
way it's trying to get us to piss off the feminists yeah should we do it i don't think
i don't think feminists aren't that feminine if you want to i tell you which is like so i was a
teacher for however long and um you're a teacher yeah education is becoming more feminine way more
feminine and you know like uh so it's so there was one study done that for instance we treat boys a
lot worse than we treat girls in school and there's many studies done and this has been verified
however however many studies a boy who commits the same misdemeanor or transgression in the classroom as a girl
will be way more punished than a girl.
In many cases, a girl will be let off.
The boy...
That seems like all...
Yeah, probably all...
Everything's like that, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
Crimes as well.
Yeah, and you know,
and what has actually happened is
it's the bigotry of low expectations.
I went to...
So part of teachers, being a teacher,
is you go to teacher training.
And I had one person who sat me down
and was explaining to me why I shouldn't expect boys
to be able to write as much as girls in an English lesson.
And that was explained to me.
And they were like, oh, they just can't concentrate for longer.
And, you know, boys are more active.
They're more fidgety.
And it's like, no, what you're doing is you are destroying their chances of becoming and loving literature because you're saying that they're less capable.
Yeah.
This is the oldest thing in the book.
Yeah.
And, you know, as a kid, if someone just says, oh, I expect less from you, the vast majority of kids are going to go, what, I get the fuck about?
Great.
Yeah, for sure.
And that is right the way through the education system.
But Ryan, why do you ask about the feminization?
You feel like it's something that's important and it's happening?
Well, I think it's sort of when you look at the – it's funny to me that when you talk about the comedy thing,
like you say that you're sort of like a uh centrist type of guy that will get you
know people would consider you this other thing i also feel like that's the same thing where i'd be
like dude i was like this uh you know kind of musician artist guy with piercings tattoo like
i would you know i mean but in a lot of ways i guess my way that my brain works and i'm very
bloke culture sort of and for better words but like but it's funny where it's like i would have
been considered like look at this toxic you know it got my toxic male energy so i think it's happened in like a lot of
different things but i'm kind of uh which is for super masculine dudes just talking about
dude shit but i mean well for one it's like that's what our podcast talks about a lot but
also my specific thing is that a lot of these things are yeah feminine energy taking over like whether
covet or so if you just look at like i mean in a lot of ways you could say like canada kind of
operates like a girl country and can't you know so but that's why in canada that kind of operates
like a girl country it's like people are safer but they do want that so it's like it's hard to
always say what's better like even when you look China, that's very authoritarian and you're like, that's
bad.
And you're like, well, not if everyone thinks that.
It's kind of weird.
It's like, you have to put the what's happening on top of what they are, what their like natural
culture is.
Right.
Yeah.
A tiny portion of them probably don't want it.
Well, it's like, you know, if you think of, yeah, like, like just as a fact, like black
culture is kind of more masculine than white culture.
Like, that's a pretty thing.
I think most people could agree with.
So when then you say like, like hey they're operating really feminine
here it's like well depends on what you're layering that on top of right right and and what
what your own view of that whole thing is look the thing is i'm wary i i i love pissing off feminists
but i'm now that we've done so many interviews with various feminists it's like i don't want
to insult them all because some of them are actually pretty cool and they're doing the right thing.
Well, I don't necessarily think it's feminist because I think that, yeah, that's why I wasn't saying that.
Like, I think that, to be honest, like what we've talked about a lot, like culture war stuff, but there is just underneath that, like male-female dynamics, like not in the realm of, you know, any sort of politics.
You know what I mean yeah i have
a very selfish view of that whole thing which is i think i think you're right society is moving in
it's it's moving in a more feminine direction and men are encouraged to be more feminine
now which is fucking great if you don't go along with it as a man it's a pretty good point yeah
right yeah that's a great point. Yeah.
Because you're just like, yo, if... Because at the end of the day, the women don't want that.
I mean, yeah.
Women are not like, I want my guy to be way more feminine.
No, no.
So if you stick to what you know is healthy masculinity, you're going to...
I'm happily married and have been for 20 years, but you're going to...
20 years?
Yeah.
You're going gonna clean up
that's my take on it
just be
be a man
and be comfortable
don't be too far
into it
and there's a more natural
contrarian
generally not being far
too far into anything
is pretty nice
but that's the whole
fucking point isn't it
don't be too far
in one side or the other
but also
don't allow people
to sort of tell you that being a man is toxic because it's fucking not right yeah it's just and that's
what i'm happy with that like i'm gonna be a man the way that my parents brought me up and i'm
happy with that my wife's happy with that that's how i'm gonna bring up my son that's it and he's
gonna clean up too clean up someone's watching this right now being like just seething he's two
months old i'm projecting into the future but you know what i mean that that's the thing because a lot of this cultural shit
like you can tell people this but when it comes to their personal preferences that ain't what they
want yeah that ain't what women but i mean i that's why i kind of always related back that
because it's like if i look at so many things everyone can say all the stuff that they stand
for and then in real life they're all just like yeah i gotta say that because of work like my point so it's everything's kind of um everything's i think
moved in like a phony direction yeah which in my opinion is feminine because that's like if a group
of girls are together yeah yeah no one would really say what they actually think a lot of the
times so it all i don't always comes back to that where i feel like that's all of those things is
and i don't even think it's what's better or worse.
It just kind of like is, it's like, that is the natural like order of how a bunch of girls
kind of hang out in a natural order of how guys, so it's like a bunch of calm.
So a lot of times, yeah, you're just like when a guy, a lot of times it's like, oh,
I like this better.
It's like, well, you just like kind of like girl dynamics better than guy dynamics.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And there's a lot of evidence as well.
Like the women like this woke shit. Yeah. Yeah it well they yeah more than men well they like like
i think it's more about i mean the you if you everything has its positive and negative if you
go the positive is that if someone's doing bad they want to help them up yeah yeah with the
negative is if someone's going up they want to pull them down right it's you know women like to
squish the meat they like to squish the mean.
Yeah.
And to me, the healthy thing for an individual to do is to try and balance those things up inside of yourself.
So I've spent a lot of time observing female family members
and learning how do they resolve, like,
because as a guy, you've got two options.
Like, you fight or you leave.
Like, that's kind of how you start out.
But you've got to layer things on top of that.
So how do you resolve situations a bit more diplomatically?
Like I spend a lot of time observing the way my wife does things and going, how can I integrate some of this into who I am?
What's a good example of like what a man could take from femininity?
Diplomacy.
Sorting things out by talking about them, like understanding where other people are coming from.
Oh, my girlfriend's way less diplomatic.
I just watch her go,
I don't want to do that.
Don't want to do that.
It's quite the opposite.
Yeah.
Yeah, just like the slightest, like,
listen, I understand how you're seeing this,
like kind of thing.
Yeah, yeah.
And a bit of empathy, which is not natural to me.
Really?
No, no, no, no.
I'm Russian.
Come on.
Right.
Don't do it.
Don't do empathy.
Yeah, I feel like I'm more naturally like that.
Yeah, yeah.
But that's cool.
Whereas I have to sort of shield myself sometimes the way girls do probably.
Because I see where it's more like you can't have too many people's energy around you because you suck it in too much and feel bad, you know?
Well, the thing is all skills are situational, right?
Some skills, like, for example, being strong-minded not giving a shit it's really useful in some context
awful in other contexts
where it's not going to help
right
likewise with the more
feminine ways of being
very good in some situations
not good in others
so you got
if you want to be
an integrated person
you got to put those
two things together
and find which ways
you're good at
and which ones you're bad at
find a way to shield against
yeah you got to work
on your weaknesses too
and for me
the feminine side
was always a weakness
so I always wanted to get better at that i think you're it all boils down to social
media too because you're right like in real life before if you were like an empathetic person
you're just like i have these seven people to care and it's like that's how many i can handle
almost and now it's like oh i have to like allegedly feel empathetic for millions and
millions of people and i think it just overloads them and put that's maybe what puts people in like these war modes or whatever because you're just like not built to feel
empathetic for millions of people yeah no and it's the problem is also as well we've been encouraged
to behave like victims and if you remember like when we were brought when we were kids it was like
you know the message was always like you know you get you go again, you stand on your own two feet, you know, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Whereas now, like, one comedian posted up on Facebook, this is quite a big comedian, about how somebody shoved them on a platform in a train station and it ruined their day.
And you go, what the fuck is wrong with you?
This isn't for my business, yeah.
Yeah, and you just...
Tell your fucking, like, your wife this yeah yeah exactly and
you just think like if you constantly train yourself to see yourself as a victim then you're
going to end up being a victim and more importantly than that you're going to end up being desperately
horrifically awfully miserable and here's an interesting thing about your point about
femininity and masculinity right being a victim works for women.
It doesn't work for men.
It works poorly for men.
No one gives a shit, right?
It doesn't.
I mean, I'd say they probably give a shit more now than they did before, but yeah, still.
Yeah, you'll get a few likes on your Facebook or whatever else.
It ain't going to get you laid, mate.
And to me, I'll be honest with you, that works for me.
I'm happy with that.
Men need to go out and do shit.
You're not going to get points for being a victim.
You're going to get points for going out, building, creating, making things happen,
rising in your status, career, whatever.
That's how a man gets shit, right?
Woman, different approaches, right?
So this ideology is not good for men because it's not going to work for you.
The most people that
i've seen that it kind of made them depressed and all that stuff is probably men wrecked them
the most yeah yeah yeah because no one gives a shit it's the antithesis of our being when we do
something when we achieve something we feel great you know your testosterone rises you feel good
you feel powerful if you just constantly see yourself as, you know,
life is putting it upon you and you have no power and whatever else,
then you're done.
You see it on Twitter where people go, bipolar, ADHD, or like that.
It's just that way of seeing the world is sick
because you see these illnesses or these conditions
as essentially a fundamental part of your identity yeah and
you're never going to overcome that i've got adhd i call it fucking spaz brain right and like i
forget shit and i you know but so what it's not your identity it's not my identity it means i have
to have lists wherever i fucking go to like take it off yeah i can't spell spell no I don't have that mate I'm intelligent a couple of guys
that can't spell
but
so what's the
alternative
what I just sit at
home put it in my
Twitter bar and feel
sorry for myself
and watch my life
slowly disintegrate
because I have no
structure
who's this helping
it's not helping
anyone it's not
helping me it's not
helping the people
helping the people
trying to raise money
on you I guess
yeah
right
on your story
this is the difference I think because if you're a woman, people naturally will empathize more and give you compassion and help you along.
As a guy, if you're not doing well, most people aren't going to have empathy and compassion.
They might try and help you, you know, to try and give you a kick up the ass, but they're not going to, like, hold your hand and stroke your hair or whatever.
Do you know what I mean? mean yeah you have to make it you i always yeah you i feel like with guys you want to give them like you offer them like actual solutions you're like hey i'm not
here to hear your story but do you need a thousand dollars like do you want yo can i drive you
somewhere like yo do you need a job you're like you know what maybe i know a body like you're
like can i functionally help in the real world something but you're like i'm not listening to
you go on and
on.
Sometimes women don't
want that.
None of us that's
helping.
Yeah women just
straight up are like
I don't want that I
just want to just
cry about it.
I think guys have
trouble with that
sometimes.
I had to learn that
with my wife.
I had to learn that.
Because you're trying
to offer a real
solution and they're
like I don't want
a real solution.
Who wants that yeah
yeah oh no no this is you're gonna take an entire evening yeah sit down you're like and shut up yeah
it's a it's an eight hour story about how you're like 40 thing broke or whatever you're like i feel
like i could buy it right now shut up yeah that's it that's it man so yeah there is a bunch of that
okay the one thing i was, before I wrap up,
you had an interesting point that I,
because you guys are both funny on Twitter
and stuff like that,
but Constantine, you said that
the temperature-related deaths are 99% from cold
and we only focus on the hot ones.
Right.
Which is just, I feel like I've heard this argument
with the heat and everything so much,
and that point's never really crossed my mind,
but it's like, that is so interesting.
Is that a kind of, I guess there's a lot of moral panic about everything, right?
And global warming is like one of those things, right?
Yeah, climate change is the big one.
So if you look at the policies that we're implementing,
we're making in the UK, I don't know if you have this,
thousands of elderly people die every year
because they can't afford to heat their homes.
And they just die from being cold.
They just die from being cold in a developed country.
We are one of the richest economies in the world.
Tens of thousands of pensioners die every year.
See, we have the heat.
Right.
Here, they die from the heat.
No, that's what I would have thought.
Look it up, man.
Look it up.
I think it's around the world.
Which is interesting to me. So think it's around the world.
Which is interesting to me.
So that's a really big problem.
If you think of homeless guys,
you're probably more like
they're cold.
So that's how it works in the UK.
The UK is not that cold a country,
by the way.
So in the winter,
we've now seen,
because of the way that the policies are,
like 40% I think of our fuel bills
are green levies.
It's for green. Because they raise it all up and then these people can't afford it and then it kills them so so we're
worried about climate change and climate change at the moment is about things getting hotter
primarily that's and i'm not saying climate change isn't real by the way no i know yeah
yeah it needs dealing with but my point is whenever you make anything religious which is
what we've done with the climate you're going to do bad shit you're going to make mistakes and you're going
to focus on the wrong thing i feel like a lot of things people they they just refuse to admit that
there's ever a negative it's like everything every policy you do pulls another lever well
it's collateral it's collateral damage but they're just like they go look like i feel like they don't
say that but i think in their mind no no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Just first order thinking. Like you never, first order thinking is the way to put it. You're never thinking about
the consequences of what you do.
Yeah, of course.
But this is one of the things
that I've learned from trigonometry.
One of the most important things.
Never trust a simple solution
to a complex problem.
The moment someone comes,
the moment there's a complex problem,
whatever it is,
climate change, COVID,
pick whatever you want
and someone goes,
oh, we're going to implement
this very easy solution.
It's locked down.
We're going to print more money. We're going to give people more money. We're going to sort it like that. And someone goes, oh, we're going to implement this very easy solution. It's locked down. We're going to print more money.
We're going to get people more money.
We're going to sort it like that.
You've got to be suspicious because they're not addressing the whole problem.
And if someone's presenting that to you, be very, very wary because you don't know what the tradeoffs are going to be.
And likely they're going to be incredibly significant and unpredictable as well.
And they're just people doing this stuff. They not like some magical yeah beings or they're just
people and then on top of that they're they're they're saying hey there's no trade-offs and also
like if you even you know like why wouldn't you want this simple thing that's going to save lives
and you're just like well obviously it's because i'm not convinced it will yeah you know i don't
like the trade-offs but yeah or i don't like the trade-off and what happened during the pandemic is the moment anyone said that fucking bang you know you're getting
banned off twitter or banned off youtube or whatever or just yeah it's like oh you're just
saying that because you're against all the things yeah it's like because you love trump yeah yeah
yeah i'm just like i'm actually yeah i feel like there was there is some people where they go well
yes obviously you think that like there is like there is certain people where like if they say hey we're going to raise minimum wage and they're like i'm against
that and you're like you know shit like you know or whatever right there's certain people where you
they are predictable but it's like there's a lot of people when they because yeah it kind of goes
back to the simple solution thing but also when someone you already know what they think on every
issue they can't kind of be trusted is my at least, you know, whatever. You already know that. But I feel like a lot of people would say that to use that argument against people like me when I was saying things like this.
They'd be like, well, you would think that.
And I'm like, I actually don't.
I disagreed on this one, and I agreed on this.
Like, there was – I actually went and did go back and forth.
It's like you're – so there's so many people.
Yeah, it's like just the single order of thinking is a good one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You just got to think every issue through on its own merit just because you believe you know this thing about abortion
doesn't mean you've got to believe this other thing about guns that that never made any fucking
sense to me yeah you know what i mean it's like if or kind of yeah like why is that why are they
related yeah because it because it's team blue it's team red and everybody wants to be on a team
yeah it's funny when some of them aren't even really very related like you know what i mean just like yeah what i think there should be like lower taxes
and also i'm super into fucking kids transitioning how are those two things possibly connected
and just just so happens that everyone who thinks one thinks the other
so 100 man okay fuck yeah we're gonna be obviously Trigonometry
on like iTunes
Spotify every day
and I did an episode too
like a year ago
yeah yeah yeah
it was great
it's on YouTube
that's where we're
primarily right
yeah and then
and then you guys
are here till Friday
but you're not doing
any like specific shows
yeah
but
and then the book
when are you
how are you doing
how are you doing
well when is this gonna come out this will actually this is gonna come out next week next week and then the book how are you doing? how are you doing?
when is this going to come out?
actually this is going to come out next week so by the time it comes out I'm already on the
Sunday Times bestseller list
so it's going well
I'm pleased man, my first book
as well, and you know I was really, to be honest with you
I was very worried about writing a book
because so many people now they get an audience
and then they just produce more shit for the audience to buy okay and i didn't want to do
that i wanted to write something that actually was worth reading did you take a long time to
write i took quite a bit of time to write it and i just i really wanted to make sure that
it would be because books are fucking expensive man it's like 20 bucks or something to buy a book
right for a lot of people like we forget sometimes as well. I had someone message me saying,
oh, I really want to get your book.
I've asked my partner to get it for me for my birthday.
Some people sometimes wait
like half a year
to buy something that costs 20 bucks.
Really?
Yeah.
You need an audience
that isn't poor big.
Right, exactly.
But you know what I mean?
I sort of feel responsible about that.
I wanted to make sure
that it was worth people's time.
And hopefully it is.
Dude, it is a commitment, to be honest.
A few times a year, maybe you go to a weekend somewhere or something and actually read a book or maybe on the plane.
But it's like your average person doesn't that often be like, all right, I'm going to sit down and read a book.
So you're right.
They're like invested.
Yeah.
The way that sort of podcasting became way
more invested than everything else like book is the ultimate where you're like yo i'm sitting with
this guy for fucking i mostly just buy books and then just look at them i got a few of those too
one day i'm gonna get that yeah danny does the yeah danny's the guy if i can get rid of the
douglas murray because he didn't want to get in trouble. How to get jazzed.
Danny's 90 pickup artist books.
It's like 10 copies of the game.
I go, let me just hide these.
How to be a better ally.
Front and fucking center.
Orgasms for dummies.
All my books are for dummies books.
Just from that collection.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Well, thank you guys for coming on.
Oh, yeah.
Talk about producing
Crap for an audience
Yeah I'm going on tour
Oh fuck yeah
Yeah
From mid October
Go to
FrancisFoster.co.uk
And come and see me on tour
Where are you going to tour
Glamorous places mate
South End
Leicester
Or you know
They don't know where
Any of that is
I've been to London
Yeah exactly
I know Leicester Square It's something It's in London. Yeah, exactly. I know Leicester Square.
It's in London.
Leicester is a city.
Leicester is a city.
I imagine the square is named after the city.
It's all the best places.
Just think of a good place, and I'm not going to be there.
Think of a bad place, I'll be there.
And obviously by this point, everyone's switched off,
but we are also doing some live trigonometry shows as well,
including a Edinburgh Ember Festival.
How do those go?
Do you like doing those?
Yeah, we do.
We do.
Yeah, yeah.
That's going to be funny.
We do.
Self-censorship in action,
ladies and gentlemen.
Well, it was cool hanging out with you guys.
We like doing a few.
Man, it's so much fun.
Thanks for having us, guys.
Cheers, man.
Peace, guys. Cheers, man. Peace, guys. The boys. It's the boys' cast.
The lads.
It's the boys' cast.
The dudes.
Prepare yourselves for the boys' cast.
It's the bros.
It's the boys' cast.
The homies.
It's the boys' cast.
The dudes.
It's the lads.
It's the boys' cast.
The boys' cast. The song is lost The song is lost