The Boyscast with Ryan Long - The WNBA Drama Keeps Getting Funnier & Lindsay Clancy Tiktok Detectives Have Lost Their Minds

Episode Date: August 20, 2026

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This is the boys cast. We are back in action. Back in the saddle. Back in the saddle. I've been silently over the last two weeks, just collecting articles. Oh, yeah. You didn't forget because I was, you know, on tour for a while. You forget what it's like when we don't have the outlet.

I just had to, I was collecting. I had too much stuff and no one to rip. No, you know what to riff on them. I was trying in the green room. I'm talking JJ. How about this? He's like, yeah, that's weird. I go, you know what?

Also, I've officially skipped my. birthday, which is this ever... Oh, yeah. Yes, they pulled it off. Success. Success story. Every time tour dates come through and they hit me with August 12th, like, oh, yeah, we're talking.

Let's get out there. You're fucked up saying it on the podcast. And you're going to get DMs. Everybody sent your reminders for this. Who do you think the listeners of this podcast are? You think that's what we got a bunch of horoscope bros? They don't give a shit. I will tell you.

But the fact that you're saying that you don't want. I don't know. I don't actually give that much of a shit, but like I didn't have to do anything. Yeah, correct. Like it went, went out to, I didn't have, uh, if you're in New York, you're kind responsible for an event. You're kind of doing the JJ thing, to be honest, we're just kind of, I don't need people to not know about it. Yeah. I just don't like to have to do something. Do stuff, yeah. Like if you're on tour, you might go to dinner already and you go, oh, this was technically for our birthday, what you would have done anyway. But I was responsible for an event. Right. That's what I, that's what I avoided. Yeah, it's at some point.

in your later years after your, I don't know, 25, you're like, what are we doing? Yes. And by the way, 40s, which you've been in for a while. Been in. I think it's the best era. Feels pretty good. Okay. So I've said the benefit of 30s, in my opinion, is to some degree you go, whatever

you're doing, you're doing. But 40s is more of that. What you're doing, you're doing. Oh, yeah. Like your body, you, you know, we always talk about a friend. And it's like, oh yeah, I might go back to school. You're like, what you are now? You missed out.

You read one article about some guy who became a lawyer when he was 50. You're not that, okay? But that's it to break it to you. But that is empowering. Sure. You know what I mean? To be like, you know, you stop thinking about that sort of stuff. So, and but more importantly, 40, what I would add on to that, the era of the 40s,

is that's when you switch from being the old young guy to the young old guy. 31, you're not an old guy anymore. So you switch from being the old guy at the club to the young guy at the hospital. You're the young guy at the golf course. You're the young, yes, you are. You're the young guy at the manager's meeting. That's accurate. Yes, you're the young whippersnapper.

Right, right. And I think you can start leaning into old guy's stuff. Like if you're 35 and you're just like, oh, my knees. People are just like fucking, how old is this guy? But if you're starting to be in your 40s, you're like, my knees. you're like, his knees are bad. That's what happens.

You don't happen. Only downhill from here. Right. So you have like a license to complain again now. Right. That is a good point. Yeah. Yeah, nobody likes to sit here.

Like you get 30 and you're like, only downhill from here. You go, shut up. That's Eric on, he's like, I think he's like 29 and he has all these knee problems. And they are really bad. But no one gives a shit.

There's no sympathy. He has to get all these surgeries and stuff. He can never walk. And he will be in the airport. He's like limping. And you're just like, fucking get it together your fucking child and you're not an athlete so it's not a really good explanation

right but if you had a fuck you went too hard doing crossfit yeah yeah yeah yeah this is on this is your you be something you're doing wrong right yeah so then as you get into your 40s if he had a full head of gray hair and he's limping everyone's like hold on this man's old they get the car you get the airport you get the car yeah so I do think that it's it's it's you see start to be, now you're in the rest of your life, the second half, but you're the early part of that. We call it the back nine. You're on the, us folks, you know, you get a, we in the old guy. Yeah, we call it the back. We call it the back nine. Once you're in the back nine, yeah,

oh, here's the thing. You, for the, for the guys on the back nine, you've got a lot of energy. Yeah, yeah. Guy at whole 19s, you know, he's starting to, he's a little, yeah, he doesn't, he doesn't want to finish up. He's already played a bad game. Yeah, he's just, Like whatever. Let's just pick it up. You're starting up, you go back nine, I might. Yeah, I feel great. Yeah, and on top of that, you're just like, I might, I get to start over if I feel like it.

So back nine is, whole 10 is the best of the back nine. Yes. So that's my, and by the way, all the other stuff, like, for example, you can steal. If you're, if you get up to 50, 60, it's like, you can just start stealing. What? There's nothing you. Okay. Stealing what?

What? Like, they're just going to the CVS? 90? 90 years old. Yeah. He doesn't pay for something. Oh, yeah. 90. You think he has a problem? Oh, yeah.

90. You go, well, I forgot. I thought I paid for it. 40, you can't. No, but that's what I'm saying. There's stuff to look forward to. Oh, gotcha. You keep adding stuff.

I think once you get to like 80, it sucks if you don't lean into it. If you lean into it, you walk on the bus, you're like, someone going to give me a fucking seat or what? Sure. Like, oh, yeah, sorry about that. You go, damn fucking. Right. That's right. Yeah.

So you're dealing with your elders, pal. Yeah, respect your elders. You start, yeah, you can start flexing your, at 40s, you can start flexing your experience on people. Still processing. You can steal. The problem is you can steal. You don't have the energy to steal anymore.

Well, you don't have the energy to pay either. Yeah. You can start flexing your elderly status. Like, if you're having conversations with lots of people, you can be like, well, obviously, I have more experience than, like, you can, you know, you can start, you can start, And you don't even have to have the more... Get discounts on everything? I don't know if we're in seniors discount.

Not that far. I think it's like 55. You're getting there. You can start playing in hockey. Okay, for example, hockey leagues. You're getting pretty close to... Senior hockey. Yes.

Well, senior hockey is like 35 at all right. Yeah, yeah. You're the young guns in the senior hockey. Right. So anyways, I just want to say I'm feeling good about the 40s in general. Yeah. And I'll tell you what I... What a lot of people mention this,

which I think we should bring up, which we haven't, so we did a sketch a while ago. There was a news story that I reposted, and it was about Neo, the rapper, was polyamorous, and he had four girlfriends. Because I've always kind of made the joke that black polyamory is a guy being like, I got my 10 hoes.

Sure. And white polyamory is always... But he Neo actually was saying that he was polyamorous, like he was using the word. He used the term polyamorous, because he was doing like a media tour and he started talking to the media and I guess he's using their terminology

which he had two different chicks that live with them and he was like I guess I'm polyamorous here but we did it and then the contrast to that was this polyamorous couple or whatever thruple quadruple there was one chick that had these three guys and the joke we made was like

this white guy being like that polyamory seems way better than the one I've been yeah well this bitch yells at me to bring her second dinner right Anyways, we picked a specific couple And we had video from them in the video And stuff like that And we've talked about them on the podcast

Jacksonville man Jailed an abusive five week old baby What? Is it them? Yes, because some people were like Yeah, you might want to fucking do a fact check On that couple there, pal So after that whole all thing came out That they did all their videos on like life as a quadruple

They were abusing the kid? Well, I don't even know if the kid was born at that point, but at some point, this couple that was, you know, famous for being a quadruple and had a big TikTok following and all this stuff got their hands on a fucking child one way or another, or maybe two of them had a child. Yeah. Or they got their hands on one and then were abusing it and then the guy went to jail. Crazy.

I'm curious, is the guy, the biological father or is he one of the stragglers? I think it's a scraggler, yeah. Yeah. So it wasn't even his kid? Yeah. That's fucked up. I mean, it's still fucked up. It's fucked up regardless.

It's not even his kid. You're going to bless someone. Please hit your own. When I grew up, you hit your own kids. 22-year-old man, he's got green hair. Ethan Bishop. You're 22 already abusing kids? Like, life hasn't been that bad.

Being guy number three abusing kids. Yeah, but like what problems, like life problems are you taking out on the kid? At 22. Investigation began when officers were called to the hospital when the baby had broken ribs. injuries to lungs, liver, multiple. So they were like, he was like going to town on this thing. That's messed up. Well, real screwed up.

So anyways. Poly relationships, not all they're cracked up to be. Yeah. And I think a lot of people were commenting on it being like, you know, and yeah, like that'll happen. Yeah. Like chalk one up on the counter. These non-traditional relationships.

Yeah, can't be trusted around children or something. But. Damn. So that. And then I'm going to tell you one that. this, I did, I was in some small towns in Canada. This was in Moncton, but someone told me about this. And I thought you'd find this interesting.

And they said, probably up the alley of the boys cast. And I said, you're correct, it was. So there was a doctor in PEI. And you know how we always talk about the gynecologists that'll be fake gynecologists? And there was like two of them. They were like, and we, the joke, we were always kind of like, yeah, maybe your first clue was, it was fucking garage, you know what I mean? So there was a guy that was doing that as a foot doctor.

Okay. And it was just a straight-up dude that had a foot fetish. And he set up a whole fake practice with fake clinics. And P.E.I. is fucking 100K people. Yeah. This is a small-ass place. And so he's like the woman's foot doctor. And then...

I don't know if podiatrists are gender-specific normally. Well, I don't know. I had to do some guys feet. Ah, that stinks. No pun intended. Yeah, no pun intended. So there's this dude. his name's John Johnson

and then he set up a fake practice so he could like because he's into women's feet sure and he's going on for a while and then they finally find out about him and then they ban his practice he like you know gets banned from practicing he was already banned from practicing

because he was running in a legal clinic but then after that this guy you know he's disgraced he's still in PEI three years later then now because he can't do his practice anymore he's moved up and then he gets caught jacking off outside of a woman's window and now he's going to jail for how far we've fallen yeah yeah i wonder if his uh if he was getting results for

his his uh patience though like i wonder how could he like that's what i'm curious about like if someone saw him like yeah i mean he fixed my thing but i don't think so because i think probably what he did was anything important he just referred out referred out and anything not important he just He couldn't do like some foo-foo bullshit Like he's like I do foot rakey Or something where there's no real governing body Straight up foot massage Well also girls don't want it from a guy though

The foot massage But that's the thing is like yeah that's true But like you do some you have to be like a you know A very like granola spiritual guy And then you're doing And then you're mostly getting women anyways Yeah right so I guess he must have had just like an insatiable appetite

Where he's just like I'm just you don't get enough It wasn't enough He probably worked at the shoe store. That wasn't even making a dent in his... Yeah, I forgot about shoe stores. Al Bundy, yeah, don't you remember? He used to always have to get the gross feet in. Like that one would come out.

Giant fat feet in the shoes? But yeah, so that's how it started. And then he upgraded. And it's kind of like the big, it was a big huge, like, you know, rock to the town. Oh, yeah, yeah. Rock the province. Oh, yeah, the Rock the province. I'm sure that was a big deal.

And then my last thing of small things I've been collecting that I had to say, to you, because I think you're going to like this. So people were posting... So, have you noticed... You probably noticed in the last little while that has been becoming popular to be a Zionist. Oh, yeah. I didn't know.

Hasn't stop Danny, though. No. Has not stopped me. So, and there's been, you know, especially in the kind of political communities in general, whether that be right or left, right? Yeah. So in the...

This is a more left-wing political... communities, people will post something and they go, just so you know, you can't invest in that company, because if you look, they're tied to the Israeli government, stuff like that, right? And there is a lot of this kind of, I guess, pocket watching of different things just

so you know. Yeah, I know the state of Florida, there's a big issue in the state of Florida, like that James Fishback guy, that's one of his things, is Florida invest in Israel bonds, whatever. Yes. And they're like, why are we sending our money to Israel? And it goes, because it pays good interest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Never,

faulted. And people unhappy. They don't like that. Their money's still good. Yeah. So this is, and you might say whatever, whatever, you know, I'm not going to invest based on that or whatever, right? So now a woman posts, an engagement ring. Okay. And turned into quite the shitstorm. These are the comments. Do some research on where those diamonds come from. You'd be sick to your stomach to know. So now they've decided that diamonds are too tied into Jews and Israel. This is lab-grown diamond propaganda

right here if I've ever seen it. Or men, us propaganda. Oh, that's true, yeah. I'm saying that if you want to, there might be a vibe that is getting started on the internet that is convincing women that if they want a diamond, they're a Zionist.

Well, we all know who the intermediaries are. Certainly not the people mining the diamonds, but I don't think Sierra Leone is full of Zionists. but the people who will take those diamonds off their hands might be. But even then they go, oh, you know, well, I'm getting my diamond from an Arab guy. You go, I'm telling you somewhere in that chain, if you had his hands on it. A Jew probably polished it. If you don't want a lab-grown diamond, you're supporting the state of Israel.

You're literally supporting bombing kids in Gaza. Yeah, you might. You're the same person that draws your signature on the bomb if you support a diamond. So this is, I think, could have used this a couple years ago. That's what I'm saying, dude. A few years ago, I could have used this. Let me ask you a question. Where did you get your diamond from?

From a Zionist. Yes, sir. I'm certain of it. I'm, and he got it from a Zionist, and that guy got it from a Zionist, and that guy got her from a Zionist, and that guy got it from some poor African person. Can you not see where we're going with this?

And it's lost half of its value. Of course. Since then, due to the proliferation of lab-grown diamonds. Sure has. So I'm telling you, I think we're on to something here. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, lab-grown diamonds are fucking unstoppable.

They're eating regular diamonds at lunch. Well, you're saying that, but a lot of women are not saying that. No. No. Yeah. Yeah, we got to put more stink on diamonds. So this has been- catching up and catching some steam that diamonds are zionist propaganda.

And I'm like, you go, girl. We got to get them some of the, some like family in Gaza to start manufacturing cubic zirconias. Do you support, yes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like, do you support Palestine liberation?

Well, if so, then I got you this, I mean, you're to the eye, you can't really tell the difference. To the naked eye. To the naked eye, can't tell the difference. Yeah, and if you go, I buy you the ring, however, I'm also going to buy you this Israeli flag

to drape around you because that's basically what you're, that's, who we are now. Yeah, it's like, do you, you want a gold ring? That's going to be a problem. That's also going to be an issue. Yeah, why don't we donate straight to Benjamin Netanyahu? Yeah, maybe stainless steel.

Stainless steel. Stainless steel bracelet. No, you can, okay, so we're not going to be able to get you that diamond, but do you remember back in high school, those bracelets that were straight and then you slap? Yeah, the snap, snap brands. Yeah. Zionists have nothing to do with those. I doubt that.

I highly doubt that. Behind every stupid fad with a 400% margin is probably a Zionist. There's a Zionist that made a lot of money on Pogs. Yeah. That rock, all that stuff. See, Zionists, can't have any fun anymore. Good. Yeah.

I'm telling you, this is eating their own tail. They go, the TikTok women have decided that they can't have nice things. Because of Zionists? Hey, man. Yeah. Birthdays. Zionism. Shake your local Zionist's hand, fellas.

Danny's always trying to go back to the, how can this help the Zionism? But for me, I'm thinking about helping myself. Sure. I mean, why can't everybody win? Yeah. WMBA, some Zionists involved. Oh, yeah. Boys, I've been having a ball out here on tour.

So quickly, in a couple weeks, I'm going to be in Tacoma, which is always a good time. We just got Los Angeles and Irvine on sale, Phoenix, Edmonton, Calgary, D.C. and Providence. You just head over to punchup. Dot live slash Ryan Long. And go sign up for my email list, dandycom. You can find out when my next dates are coming up. You know, okay, so let's talk about the WMBA thing that's been going on, right?

Because obviously at the beginning, there is a bit of, you know, this is a joke that's been going on for a while, a bunch of the WM, a bunch of the guys are going to be women and playing the WMBA. Yeah. Now, we've seen this joke. That was Zubi's joke. Like, yeah, that was like, yeah, eight years ago. So there is a part of you that's just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. But then the other part of it is it's still funny.

It is still funny. Well, it's funny having to watch them tie themselves into not dealing with this. Because I guess maybe they thought this was going away. This has been just kind of been adjudicated and passed. But it hadn't. But it hadn't. Yeah, it really hadn't been. settled, so now it's kind of back

and it's kind of forcing their hand. Let me tell you a theory. You tell me what you think. So, the funny, first funny part was they had the W.A. NBA task force meet to discuss transgender athlete policy amid growing debate. And basically they're saying they would have, how it started is they

go, well, yeah, some of the players were coming out being like, I'd be happy to have a trans person. Then Sophie Cunningham kind of being like, well, I'm sort of against that. The debate started growing. They started going hard on anti-Sophie Cunningham. And again, just as a, you know, a frame of reference, 90% of the league is gay. Oh, yeah.

Like, legitimately. So you're like, yeah, obviously 90% of the league is like pro-LGB. They're literally all gay. Also, women are afraid of this stuff, right? Right. Not our brave Sophie Cunningham, though. Now, in my own personal life, I know a lot of women that have kind of like slowly, like, walked back their stance on some of the crazy stuff that they've thought, right?

Yeah, of course. Once it becomes, you know, doesn't get you in trouble. They go, you know what? I'm going to take the stance that's now acceptable. Yes. And a lot of them know. True cowards fashion. But they never admitted they're wrong.

No. So I know a lot of people in my own life that are like, that will say things like, you know, that was the AOC thing recently. She goes, oh, it got a little crazy there, right? Yeah. But if you ever said to her like, well, what exactly were you wrong about? What got crazy? What got crazy? What have you been incorrect?

Rube if you're buying that fucking line from her. She goes, oh yeah, I got crazy. The next iteration of this will be much more tame and you know, no, it's not. Yeah, it'll just be a different version. Yes, it'll be the same thing repurposed. Yeah. So you kind of look at it and you go, that is a way of

changing, changing, you kind of update, but you're not going to admit any fault, right? It's kind of like if you go to jail, there's a way that you can, you can not admit guilt, but go to No contest. No contest. No, they're pleading no contest. So, yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's an equivalent of a no contest plea that I've seen a lot of women make in my real life.

Yeah. Where some of the really crazy things, like the defund the police and stuff like that, they, they will never say I was wrong on that. I've changed it. But what they will do is essentially plead no contest where they, they will say, yeah, I mean, what we meant was some other version. Like I still do. Or like, you're still talking about that. Then they'll try that version. Like, you're obsessed with this.

Yeah, you're, yeah. Why are you so obsessed with this? Obsessed. Well, for starters, I'm obsessed. with you being wrong. Correct, yes. So the times where you're insanely wrong, I am obsessed with it.

And, you know, so you could say that and it's like if your buddy does something really crazy and he was really wrong about something and you go, do not buy that stock. That is the dumbest thing you'll ever do. Do not buy that investment. Dumbest thing you'll ever do. They do buy it.

Overnight, it goes down 90%. Am I going to bring that up? Yes, I'm going to bring that up. Sure. And I'm going to bring it up a fucking years later. Yeah. And then at some point, if they say,

it actually still was a smart move. I will bring it up. Especially if you're digging, yeah, you're digging in your heels. Yes, you're digging in your heels. And then you go, yeah, maybe I could have something different. You go, no, no, no, no. You can admit that it was bad. And they go, no.

So that's where we kind of at in society where a lot of people are like, yes, they know that was crazy. But they'll never, they don't want to admit anything, right? Yes. They prefer just to not talk about it. So the WMBA met for like, you know. WNBA. WNBA. Howard Stern and Chadd out.

They met to do this 10-hour debate where they're trying to figure out how can we make it so men can't join the league but also not admit we're wrong. Yeah. And that is the debacle they're having. Which from the sounds of it, they didn't even really reach any sort of,

like what's going to happen is I don't think they're going to reject these like N. Cantor and Royce. Well, then they could sue. Declaration. They just don't draft them. Like, you know how many people declare for a draft and they don't get drafted? Now, here's a question.

If you are, do you not have somewhat of a legal suit? If you go, I'm the best player in this league by far and all the teams conspired not to hire me. If you can prove it, maybe. But, I mean, there's players, there's been many players in the history of sports who didn't get drafted because you're just like, this guy is a problem. And, okay. He's a problem off the court.

But what has he done that they're a problem is that they don't believe that they're actually trans? Based on what? How do they prove that? Yeah, I don't think they have to. I don't think you have recourse. Like, if you don't get drafted because they don't like your character, you can't sue them. Yeah, but they're essentially, what they're doing in that scenario

is they're making the decision where they're saying, we think that you're not trans. No, I understand, like, I understand the pickle they're in. This is just actually how I think this is going to shake out. I got you. They'll just be like, yeah, we're just not. not drafting you. That's what you think is going to I think they're going to not

explicitly admit who they think is trans or not. I mean the big wrinkle in this whole thing this debate versus when we were having this five years ago is that five years ago the average salary in the WNBA was 50 grand. Now it's 600K.

Right? So it's actually become like you know a lot of guys are like I'm not humiliating myself for 50 grand to prove some dumb point, some culture where I don't give a shit about. Now there's guys probably like, yeah, 600 grand. Not nothing. Not nothing to be literally the best player.

And you'll make more of that on top of that. If you do your Patriot Waters. Oh my God. Yeah, if you come out with your Patriot Waters, you're gonna fucking millions. And you can probably have your WMBA podcast. Like, oh, the work. Chicks with takes.

Chicks with takes for once. Finally. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Well, WMBA is definitely just hoping this goes away. The problem is that the only thing good about the WNBA is everything that happens off the court currently.

You've been, and I've noticed you've been very enamored by this. You said there's a race war component. There's a race war, yeah, like fucking Sophie Cunningham got fouled by some chick, and then it was a standard foul, normal foul. It wasn't anything, like it was a flagrant too, like, you know, hard foul.

It was, you know, got ejected, and then she gets ejected. She's like white privilege. Okay. Right? Which like I've seen that foul a thousand times in the NBA. The difference being that the player getting ejected doesn't go on fucking Twitter and be making a race issue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which I mean, again, it's 80% black league.

Like it would be hard anyways. But, yeah, it's, it's, they're just all this stuff. It's the transgender element. They have the race war element. They everybody hates Kate. They managed to turn the women's league into a soap opera. You have to give them credit for that. But that's the problem is there's nothing to tune into.

like there's still you're like yes it's a soap opera but you're like I'm still not watching it you are right we mentioned Howard Sterner earlier when they did the behind the scenes like they do need the behind the scenes yeah like if they had behind the scenes where they're like you know we'd do more views in the game a hundred percent like walking you know past each other in the hallway and the tunnel and they're kind of like having a shouting match that's good TV but then you turn on the w all of them just separately screaming at their girlfriends do you know many huge accounts there you know many huge accounts there right now on Twitter and they're just devoted to how bad the WNBA is.

It's just like all WNBA low lights essentially. Low light. Dude, Angel Reese, like two days ago, she had a literal layup under the basket to win the game. Just bricks it. Just completely, you're just like, well, it's not watchable. It's like high school kids don't brick layups. Yeah, it's just like it's not really a watchable product.

Like you have to really suspend disbelief. to enjoy the WNBA. Okay. But right now, with this particular trans issue, they are meeting, and you are essentially waiting for a bunch of women

to come out and say they were wrong. Yeah. And I think you're going to be waiting a long time. Yeah, you're going to keep waiting. You're going to be a fucking skeleton with cobwebs on it. You weren't going to be waiting. That's the gist of my

Because I even know that In personal life I go I actually don't bully women Into saying they're wrong But I also agree Since you didn't say you're wrong I still get to rib you on it But I'm not trying to back you into a corner

Where you have to say I was incorrect If you're a woman You can understand that really hurts you internally But you can end the ribbing If you admit you're wrong They can end the ribbing if they admit Yeah I didn't get that one wrong You have a choice here

Because there's no fun anymore Yeah exactly Once the apology has been made, the ribbing ends, but if you choose not to make the... I have women that I've 20 of those things with where it's like, you know, the minute you say, yeah, you're right, I was actually wrong about that one. Probably I'll never bring it up again. But the fact that you don't makes it fun. Of course. Because I'm...

Especially when they're obviously wrong. And it's getting increasingly more obvious. Yes. Yes. The more of the ribbing continues. The more of the ribbon can... And here would be a perfect example because... And a lot of these arguments underneath their core, you go, why was it wrong?

It's because if you take what you're saying to its limiting principle, it falls apart. And their argument is, I don't have to. And you go, well, that's how logic works. Yeah. As you go, you know, I think you should do this. And you go, well, what about in this scenario? You go, well, I don't know about that scenario. You go, so you don't think in every scenario.

And then you find scenarios where their thing falls apart. Yeah. And you know what? I honestly think we will get to the point where there will be a, there must, where there will be a quote unquote transgender, like real transgender basketball player who everybody agrees is like legit. They pass the test. Doing the stuff, you know, LGBT ally who is good enough to play. That's going to be when the league has a real problem. Because if you're saying that person, none of the activists would care if they found a way to loop all these guys out.

Right, right. But when they're like, hey, why aren't you letting this person who we all agree is actually a woman? Yes. Like, why can't this person play? And there is a component. And then it'll become watchable again for that player's games. Oh, my God, that would. Oh, like, I might go to the game.

Yeah, I go to the game. Yeah, I'd go to it. I might be there. I might pony up the 10 bucks. Sit court sign. I'll be there. And they're doing all this crazy shit. You see they, like, they kicked out this family or whatever.

And I think it was like the fever dream game or whatever. And there was like this mom and her daughter were wearing like the X-X chromosome shirt or something. And they just fucking booed them out of the stadium. Yeah, I did see that. Yeah, they're just, so they're really fucking up. They can't get out of their own way. But again, the problem is that the product is not good. You're, yeah.

So you can't, like the NBA could have lots of drama. You know how bad the product is? You keep discussing the product and I don't even care to discuss the product. There is, there's no product. Yeah. I don't know. Like, it's just, yeah, it's not great. I mean, but, you know, I could say the same thing.

If there was like this huge news story with which there has been on the podcast, there's been like a huge news story with like a F1 racer. I'm willing to, you know, there's a salacious drama that I find myself interested in for one reason or another. that doesn't make me, you know. Yeah, but that's different because you're not interested in that product, but that product is popular and successful. Right. I'm talking about on my own personal level. Yeah, you're talking on your own personal level.

I'm talking about on a macro level, the WNBA, just like, look, you know, Indiana fever, Caitlin Clark's team, she was selling out games on the road. Like it was like she was the show when they showed up two years ago, like when they showed up to a different town, that game sold out. That's over. Like that stuff's not happening anymore They are trying They don't promote her

To make Sophie Cunningham a star Because I swear to God my algorithms It's like For whatever reason They just keep pushing Pushing pushing And they I swear every 10th There was a like

Good week where every 10th video Was like Sophie Cunningham Like putting makeup on or some shit And I'm just like Stop sending me fucking Sophie Cunningham videos Don't care Right

Yeah but again The algorithm's really fucking got her and they're trying to sweep her into your mix, man. Yeah, but again, Sophie Cunningham, like, let's look at her most recent stat line. You're looking at the wrong stats. The stats are how many views she did on TikTok. Of course, like, you know, for her personal brand, but this is her most recent stat line. 20 minutes played, five points, two for five shooting, one rebound. Not great. Plus minus. No, no, plus three. But again, I cannot hear about Clark

29 points 11 for 18 from the field field goal pretty good I know but I'm just saying like they're like they hate Caitlin Clark for some reason she's just like the face of white supremacy in their opinion

well there is and you know I was actually having this this conversation with a few comedians on the road that is interesting because when you talk about the it does feel like the you know

the trans and women's sports, especially boxing and stuff like that, feels a little more settled in America and a part of that. They pass laws about it. So because of that, it feels a little more settled science. And then you go, you forget that other countries are still rocking like it's 2017. Like you go to Canada and they're just like, yeah, we just passed a law that every white person has to kiss a Muslim on the forehead every second Thursday.

And you go, huh? And you go, you know what I mean? Like, you know, Scotland, they have something where they have some trans immigrant mayor is like all this like all this stuff where you'll you'll kind of see these news story and you go oh fuck they're still like rocking like yeah so it's it kind of leaves you in a comedic place where you're like is this something that uh is kind of like over or is it's something that is bubbling and i think the truth is it's in some countries it's over and in some countries it's full on and they're still like brats i mean france has the player it's not it's not in their top league but

has has an actual transgender player who averages like 20 points and 20 rebounds a game in France. That's what everybody's saying, let that person play in the WNBA. Why can't that person play in the WNBA? Yes. Which, again, that's the test. Like, that person would be a serviceable player in the WNBA. No question. I don't know.

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I guess it was like Mississauga, but it was like a part of Mississauga like around the airport. It is, it feels like they're testing you to try to make you racist. Dude, you went to you go to like a fucking store. or something and you let's say there's a hundred people there you go that's like one third of the women have like a sheet on their head really yeah yeah yeah and you go it would be like if you there'll be like a hundred people and like so i looked at my high school when i went there and it was like it was probably like 60% white okay and i think now it's like 15 or something shit like mother school that i went to like it does feel like they're like they're poking you with a stick like you're gonna complain like say something about it hey uh notice anything different yeah that's what that's exactly

what it feels like. Because how do you... They pull out the handcuffs. Hey, you haven't noticed anything different about the country with which you grew up in? The school, high school you went to, notice anything different about it.

Oh, Ryan's out of high school. Oh, you drive by it. Oh, just doing a census. Just going by your day. No, I looked it up. No, I know. I was making me think, though. One funny thing is, like,

well, the obvious thing is this was like a Trudeau thing and they say, you know, they have like the big like diversity is their strength thing and you go, I remember anytime I'm with a group of guys I go, you know what would make us stronger

if half of us only spoke Punjabi you would definitely make us stronger and then I thought about it more and you go, well why is diversity or strength? You go, because at your work now everyone speaks a different language so no one can communicate so people just work.

You know what's funny actually? No fucking around at the workplace when everyone speaks a different language. I still have my Canadian bank account, my TD bank account, and I had an issue, like, my card expired or whatever, and so I had to call in to TD. And so I call in, and this is like funny, like the state of what's going on is I call in, and I'm every time I call in I speak to someone in it, like an Indian person. Yeah. But I'm like, I don't know if they live in India. I'm like, do you live in Canada at a call center?

Or I don't know that for a fact. It's from fucking, they're calling you from your old house, pal. that's what I'm saying I'm in your basement right now I talk to them and all I can think of is I'm like do you live in Canada or do you live in India? It's not a guarantee I don't know they definitely outsource

Yeah they definitely outsourced their call centers So depends which one you hit And every time I call CRA If I have to call CRA Always like never someone I can understand Oh okay I mean anyway It was funny because I had all Like you obviously

I'm not even trying to be a dick about it I'm just like I can't really understand you yes exactly yeah like I'm not trying to make a it's not a dick to say I'd prefer to be able to speak to something like I'm just like I just can I talk to somebody I can understand dude they've got us institutionalized where we feel like we need to you have to do 10,000 premises before you explain that

I'd like to speak to someone in English you know what outside of a point I was kind of joke laughing about is so there is a thing with we've kind of joked around about like people that grew up in sort of like a metropolitan that's more diverse you sort of you don't treat minorities like babies because like your friends are that so you actually what you do treat is you more have you talk about there's here's the good things about this group and here's the bad things about

this group yeah and you could say that about genders too you know here's the good things about men here's the bad things about men and you and you could say that about if you know if you actually no, if you don't just think of minorities like a monolith, you'll be like, oh, this is the thing I like about fucking Indian news to grow up in Toronto. This is what's annoying about them. You know what I'm in? Sure. And, but it's funny because everyone does that about themselves, but the kind of thing that more of like a white academic area has, uh, they've instituted is there's more of a like, well, you're not allowed to do it for other races, even though you kind of say the same thing. Like, if you talk about, uh, like stereotyping, like Italians, they'll

say the same thing that you would stereotype, but they're like, you're not allowed to do it, right? Okay. Now, the point I'm making for this is saying that you're the only one allowed to do your stereotype, that's the picking your own nickname of stereotyping. So just like you don't get to pick your own nickname, you go, what's your nickname? I go, I'm Maverick. You go, no, no, no. That's you being like, what is your race?

What do people say by you? We're brave and proud. You go, yeah, well, you know what else people? Very honest. Also steal. Yes. We're very honest. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hardworking. Exactly. Any negatives? Well, how much Jews joke about them being cheap? Of course. But you go, yeah, but we're allowed to. The Scots? Man, the Scots love being cheap.

So saying that we're only allowed to discuss which of our attributes are grown as a group, you go, yet that's the principle of picking your own nickname, which you don't get to do. Right. Other people get to decide for you. Yes. You don't get to decide for you. side for yourself? Yeah.

What other people call you? Well, it's just, yeah, we just kind of take a, take a bunch of data points and we kind of, you know, just be like, all right, this is what we've been noticing. Yeah. So I, but I, that was my point is that it's the picking your own nickname. They want this stereotypes to have picking your own nickname rules. It's like, no, no, no, no, other groups aside for you. Yeah.

I mean, you're not, you're not changing my mind on stereotypes. Yeah. That's, that's, that's a giant ship. It's going to change very slowly. It's like a giant ship in the water. It's not going to turn on a dime. It's like it'll take a long time for me to change these ones. Yeah, and it changes by actually being true.

Exactly. Yeah. And again, everybody knows what they see. I'll tell you, Indians, for example, Mm-hmm. People, there was sort of like a reputation of them being like, almost like tech nerds. Yeah.

Right? Mm-hmm. And then our generation, many, many of the Indians kind of ended up being like rapper, you know, Drake crew kind of guys, right? And in a lot of ways, that did sort of change it. But then they brought in so much more and they put it back into tech. They like got pushed back into tech nerd category because they brought in all the text. Yeah.

And they worked like our generation of Indian dudes we grew up with kind of worked hard to be like, no, we're actually pretty cool. And they kind of pulled it off. Yeah. And then Justin Trudeau was like, we're going to fucking dilute the pond. So fast. No, no, no, no, no, no. Because all our boys are like, you know, we weren't our parents, Indians.

We're like Toronto dudes, yeah. For sure. Like, in the rapping stuff. And I think you could probably say the same thing about a lot of Asian dudes in New York. Like New York, there's a lot of kind of like cool Asians that grew up here that are kind of like rappers. And they were like, you know, Bronx Asians who are very like the Bronx. Yes. And they kind of like worked hard for that.

but if they pour it in like a crazy amount of people from China tomorrow they'd be like nah nah no you guys are math people they dilute it you guys are math guys again they go we worked so hard I'm not even good at math yeah

so they keep having new waves and they have to start over which it's not fair it's not fair to the original ones that have invented their own identity in the new country that's yeah that's a fair assessment

Anyways. I'll tell you a good example. I'll tell you Italian version would be like right now Italians kind of have a reputation of kind of being like not pussies, almost that like little bit of a mob connotation.

Now, what are actually Italians? They're European fucking gays, is what they are. Yeah. I mean, that's the funny thing. They're like Europeans. I think like American Italians

love to like go to Italy and they're like kind of like the mother land kind of deal. You know, it's like, oh, it's the motherland. And then, like, actual Italians come to America and see American Italians. They're like, this fucking trash. Trash, yes. Jersey Shore trash.

But in American context, that's looked at as cooler almost than some sissy boy in a jumpsuit, right? Like a Kappa jumpsuit. Right. So if now you took a ton of these sissy boys Europeans and brought him in here. A lot in the zone with sissies. That would be like they'd have to go back to the drawing board on what Italians are. Because they go, dude, you don't want to mess with me. And you're just like, you guys are fucking gay Europeans.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. As Don Cherry would call them. Wee-ee, man. Anyways, I'm on a bit of a soapbox here, but I'll move on from this. The other funny one was there's this politician that had a, a solution for the Muslims in Europe, and they said that they're going to, they need more brothels. Oh, yeah.

See the community note? No, what was the community note? So is this, it was this politician and she said a thing. A politician who basically is this, hold on me so, just, okay, former conservative minister Edwina Curry

suggests a policy of brothels in villages near asylum seekers as a way to reduce sexual violence. Rate proposed community note, community note, she is Jewish. Good shit. That's, that's, you gotta give it to Twitter for that one.

Pretty good. Good, good work. Good stuff. Yeah. Solid community. I mean, that is, how do you combat that on behalf as a Jewish community representative? I don't know.

That's an insane fucking idea. Just like brothels in asylum, like refugee camps. First off, if you think there aren't women who are already doing that, to just probably survive. That probably exists. Also, that would be a probably fairly dangerous job.

I really had to do. Mike Roe. Yes, Mike has a dirty job. But you would leave it to some like dumb, super liberal, like, you know,

a UK or some, where it's, you know, the government. Would they wear nose plugs? Uh, no, you would not wear a nose plugs. Close been on the nose.

Clothes pin on the nose. But like you could see like, the government funding this, you know? Like, it's not, like, it's not a transactional thing

where you were, paying. Wacky ideas on wacky ideas. Yeah, it's just like, yeah, we just have a brothel and just sign up and you know you have a lot of time slot. Now, this came out a week ago. Everyone sent it. It was catered specifically for you.

It's on this sort of topic. And this is actual rage bait for Danny Poleshock. This is legitimate. You already know where I'm going with this. Why phones on loudspeaker may just become another noise. No.

It starts with, it's not, you know what I mean? It's not really that happening. It's not that big a deal. Okay, it's happening. It's actually a good thing. Yeah, it's actually a good thing. What's wrong with little extra noise? Who does it like a little extra noise?

Now, this is geared specifically towards you, by the way. Uh-huh. I mean, I am the, at this point, I'm almost the head of the anti-headphone Dodgers society. If there was one. You know what people mentioned, though, when we had the pastor on the podcast, you didn't have the guts to bring up to, you didn't have the guts to bring up a headphone dodging to a black guy. Oh, well, it never really came up. I can't, for one second, believe he wouldn't side with me full-throatedly.

Yeah, you know. Oh, you got silent about it when there's a black guy in the room. Nah, don't talk about my pastor like that. He's not for headphone dodger. I'll read just a few sentences of this bad boy, because this is, BBC, and this is to the max, watching in real time the meme. Could be a teenage boy slouching on the seat

at the top deck of number 29, holding his device inches from his face, either unaware or indifferent that everyone in the car can hear what he's watching too. Or a woman taking a phone call on loudspeaker before scrolling at volume through a social feed. Could be either of those. Survey suggests that many do find this modern,

phenomenon known as loudcasting similarly frustrating so as become more online in public will we see increasing attempts to clamp down on loudcasting or we'll just become a normal part of a soundscape and this phenomenon isn't new so for example the boombox is in the

90s a lot of the parents complained about it and then it became a normal thing so it'll just be like old man who doesn't understand the new culture so they're basically calling you like a millennial boomer yeah I'm a boomer oh old man doesn't want Yeah, I like how they say it's like, yeah, it's mostly like a thing young people do.

And it's like, no, it's not. I mean, sometimes it's people who dress like 12-year-olds. They're 50. They're dressed like a child. So what do you have to say to this writer now? And she's listening. Fucking kick rocks. Kick rocks.

Hell no. Over my dead body. Yeah, beat it. Yeah, hell no. This is, we are not, again, it's just like if you want to normalize this, most people don't want this like this is not something that everybody like the notion that you're like oh

oh this is a hip song I never thank you for turning me on to this new song most people don't want any of the shit they're selling yeah you're like who doesn't stop them like nobody's like here's someone playing music and you're like oh sir sir excuse me who's the artists here I'd like to go listen to this when I get home

no one's asking for Romeo and Hamas either no no this again they're you know this is BBC they're obviously dealing with the issue of like this is mostly a non-white issue. You know, the perpetrators are mostly non-white.

And they're, you know, they're trying to somehow soften it, you know, because they don't want to make this a race issue. Exactly. And again, this is what they do every time. They have a, take a stance, then they realize that it affects a different group other than white people

and they have to back off. And again, I don't know why Stop Asian A. Yeah, like, honestly, it annoys me that London of all places is they're like, you know what, we're going to start finding these people. Like, yeah, do this everywhere. Find them. Yeah, well, now they're figuring out how they can back off. Yeah, just like, you know, it'll put some extra money in the coffers, even though most of these people are not going to pay these fines. But, you know, find them. 100 bucks, 200 bucks for some headphone dodging. Yes. I don't know. It's, I'm trying not to raise my blood pressure right now too much.

I'm talking about this. Stuff aggravates me. So you mentioned in our group chat that Alexander Akosier-Cortez was the number one front-runner to be... Currently on the betting markets. Interestingly, so she is currently on the betting markets, the frontrunner to be the Democratic nominee for president in 2028. She is currently tied for second place with Marco Rubio to be the next president of the United States. Obviously, a lot can happen in the next two years. It's not, you know, it's not a guarantee. but I said on this podcast, I think, like, two months ago when she was, I think, like, under around 5% that

was like, oh, that seems like a, I can't remember it was 5% for president or 5%. I think it was 5% for Democratic nominee. I go, that might not be a worse bet. Well, J.D. Vance is out here saying wild stuff. He goes, he was out here saying that he wants the American dollar to be the non-reserve-reserve. But that's actually not that. I saw that, and everybody's dunking on him, but that's the entire premise of the tariffs. Understood.

Yeah. but they didn't really say we're not going to be the reserve. Yeah, yeah, they didn't say it. It was all in that paper or whatever, but that was the whole premise. But again, that didn't work. I don't know how much you're following, but dude, the 30-year treasury hit

5.3% yesterday. Highest level since 2007. Explain what that, man. The 30-year treasury is basically the cost of borrowing money long-term, essentially. It's Yeah, but what does that mean? It means for one, it's just so, it's the highest level has been

since 2007, the national debt in 2007, the last time it was at this level, was 8.8 trillion. It's now 40 trillion. The national debt went up almost five times. So essentially what that means is if the government wants, if the government wants to people to lend the money, they have to pay a high interest rate because people don't trust the government. Well, don't trust the government. Well, it essentially is. Yeah. There's some. It's as the risk goes up. You have to pay more money. It's your buddy offering, hey, you want to lend me money. You go out. really trust this guy. You got to pay me 20%. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. But it has one, it's inversely correlated with the stock market. So, you know, at the moment, Trump's kind of only thing he can

really hang his hat on is he's like, yeah, you know, the S&P 500 is at all-time highs, even though most people don't even own stocks. But, you know, they move inversely. And again, we are, 2007, if you recall, the last time this hit this level, was followed in short order by the global financial crisis where it was so you know like this is kind of the only thing that the republicans have going at this moment in my opinion is that they're like at least like the stock market's good yeah they need that to keep coming well if they don't have that they don't have anything like you know and then not only that but if uh you know the stock market were to fall a lot then you have no capital gains so all the money they bring in to pay pay for all their dumb shit via capital gains taxes that's all gone like

you know, they have to all the pension, like this affects pensions, entitlements, you know, there's obviously the wealth effect on top of it. And then, you know. And this SMB 500 being good, you're like, that's nine companies. Well, right, but still, like, you know, this is a huge thing. And then if for some reason the economy's bad and the Democrats get in charge, God forbid, AOC is the president, think she's going to be good on the economy?

Yes. Like, it's going to be even worse. I wouldn't hire to fucking do the, do the account. Like you think she's going to give a shit about austerity? And she's like, oh, we've got to get this number down. Like, no, they're going to fucking run it up even higher than Trump did. Do you think you hear about spies in other countries? Like, for example, politicians kept getting busted with the Chinese spies.

Yeah, the Russian spies. Yeah. You don't hear a lot about stories about American spies and what they've been doing. Is it possible? There's a few locked up. There's a bunch of locked up in Russia. Okay, there is. Yeah, Russia has a bunch.

Allegedly spies. Well, yeah, that's always America's just like, they're not spies. It's just like a guy who works in the New York Times. Is it possible that America gives every progressive politician a white boyfriend? I'm listening. Every progressive politician that hates white men has a white husband or boyfriend, right? And to be honest, you can see this on the conservative side. But that's, if you take a conservative black politician and you give him a white boyfriend,

that's actually not that surprising. Yeah. But right now you have like the E. Elon Omar, Bayo C, the Chinese, the Wong one. She lost, actually. I know. So, I mean, it's kind of making me laugh the idea of doing like a support group for the white boyfriends of progressive politicians.

That's funny. Yeah. But it is, every single one has a white boyfriend. Pretty much. And do you think that that is, you know, people say that you have a Jewish handler, do they give these progressive politicians a white husband handler? Hmm. That's, yeah.

The question is, is just just. just kind of like a diversity beard almost. Just be like, I'm cool with the whites. My husband's one. I don't think that helps, though, with that. Because if you're out here being, like, down with the white man, it actually is bad to say, also, like, that becomes like a hypocrisy almost. He's one of the good ones.

Yeah, you have to be like he's one of the good ones. You have to explain him away. Yeah. I don't know what this, specifically what to make of this, but AOC started freezing her eggs. I don't know if you saw that. Yeah, I did a joke about it. I said every time that women,

and put something in the freezer, I know they always just end up throwing it out two weeks later. She just gets freezer burned. But anyways, her odds went up like five points when she started freezing her eggs for some reason. That makes sense.

Yeah. I mean, that's just catnip to women. I love that stuff. Unless you're like a conservative Christian or whatever, they love that shit. Yes. And then she's getting a divorce. By the way,

secret divorce, too. Yeah, I know. She did a pretty good job of, like, keeping her relationship out of the press in some ways. Yeah. One thing, okay, tell me about what do you think of this theory? So, we've kind of mentioned in the past that, like, women will say everything's non-binary except for the things that are actually, everything's a spectrum, except for things that actually are a spectrum. Which is, I would say love is a spectrum. Yeah. This is something to be pitched to women, because they go, they think it's very binary.

Like, do you love me or do not? And it's like, no, it's more like, it's like, okay, you were annoying. 5% less. Yeah, you get dinged on that. I think you get dinged. I think it's, I think it's a meter. It's like a health meter. It's a health meter. Yeah, I agree. I don't think that women will love that version of description of love. Yeah, it's not a light switch. I don't know if any philosophers have properly dived into this, but I think this idea of describing love as binary, it's not. Yeah. It's a, and then when you're blinking, you're like, you know, it's like blinking red at the bottom and you're like, this is a divorce territory. And you need to give, yeah, and that's when you should

you start thinking about giving a dude head. Yeah, and you can kind of get it just back into the yellow. Need repairs. Yeah, need repairs. Just like get a little yellow. But they do describe it as, you know, and for them it's, they think of everything like the point where they finally made their decision. That's when it switched.

But really it was more like how an economy falls, like a little bit than all at once. Yeah. But it was, it's a spectrum or a meter that they want to describe as a light switch. Yeah. No, I agree. I thought that the same thing actually where it's like a meter. Like sometimes my wife will piss me off. I just got dinged a couple points. Yeah, whatever you're describing it, it's not that. It's not a yes or a no.

Well, I guess some people are like, oh, it's like love is unconditional. And you're like, yeah, for a dog. Yeah, when I have my dog, the meter was green all the time. Doesn't know what he's doing. Yeah, exactly. So that's something I think we need to get into the lexicon of women. which will be unsuccessful.

Yeah, if we could somehow get, you know, get the meter like a physical, you know, put it on the fridge. Put it on the fridge. Like, you know, like the forest fire? You know, like the forest fire warning where it has a little arrow and it's like red and green. Or does it add squares and there's a magnet? Just like you get in a big argument and you go,

excuse me, you walk over the fridge and you just downgrade it. Downgrade the love. That's the language they understand, man. Because you can't ding them on other things. You ding him on love a little. Yeah, and they need to see it. Like, they need the visual, you know, men are poor, you know, famously poor communicators, or at least as what women say.

And so they need to see it. They need like a visual representation. I haven't a joke right. I say that some people say key to relationships communication. I think the key to a happy relationship is being on tour in a different city, 250 days a year. Not relatable? Not relatable, no.

Yes. so maybe we sell those magnets. You know, you have to be the change you want to see. So you make the you make the Who made those cards? Whoever made the rapid up cards? Yeah, make us. Make us a little love meter. Well, love a meter.

But I think that I do think the meter's good, but I do also think like one with a bunch of squares and they get moved back a square. They don't like to be moving backwards. No, they don't like to be moving backwards. And then like, you know, they'll be like Just because of like a warning divorce area kind of like you're in the

warning like it's basically like a cars gas tank you know yes like you want a full tank and if you're if you're if you're running on e that's divorce territory so that's my pitch yeah i like it okay so on the topic of freezing eggs abortions um there was a surrogate uh in the last week there was so mckenna west and you've probably been following this it took over the internet and take what do you want to explain what happened basically uh this woman this couple from i believe california hired this woman to be a surrogate they took their embryo they put it in the woman i don't know what the reason was why they didn't want to do it themselves maybe they couldn't and then but they had the embryo this woman they paid this woman like you know a couple hundred

gs or something that's like the cost and there was some clause where you know the abortions could be had based on certain defects uh uh like, you know, there would be a possibility of an abortion. The baby's going to have some congenital heart issue for its whole life. So the family's like, we'd like to abort it. And the woman's just like, no. Yes. I'm not doing it.

And then she moved to Alaska where... I think she was from Alaska. She moved somewhere where they can't do abortions, so they can't do anything about it. Yeah. And then it became sort of a debate about surrogacy and wounds and stuff like that. And what was interesting to me was... So first of all, if you look at this woman's eyes, she looks really crazy. She's got peak crazy eyes, right?

And I've seen a lot of women kind of talking about that, like, well, she signed the contract. They should like force her to have the abortion, blah, blah. And I'm like, welcome to the club. Oh, you don't say. I watched a lot of women kind of being like, well, don't you think they should have, like, they're the parents too. They should have a say in the abortion. I go, I think you're going to have to. get on some how to convince a woman to have an abortion subreddit.

Yeah. Yeah, that's easier said than done. I had that conversation with a few women where they were kind of like, well, maybe you could just convince her to have an abortion. Yeah. And you're just like, yeah. Some guys I know have been there. It is funny because the family was trying to be like, well, you know, we'd like you

have an abortion. And obviously, since you're not bringing the kid to term, how will we pay you a half? Like they're trying to get a deal. Oh, I didn't see. So obviously you're going to have the abortion. That was where they... Yeah, we're not going to pay you as much. That was a big fuck up.

Big fuck up. Yeah, yeah. You're like, no, no, no. You're paying the whole amount. It's like, especially if you're making me have like a 20 week abortion. Huge fuck up. That's what probably started her head spinning. Pennywise pound foolish.

I didn't know that. Yeah. Well, because there isn't really much to say about it. It was like, the woman doesn't have an abortion. You can't force it. or two, obviously. And then there's different laws in different states. It was like, there's nothing else to say than like,

you got fucked, bud. I mean, again, my question is more like who, who does the kid belong? We have a contract that says you'd have an abortion. Like, okay. Who does the kid belong to? The parents again. The parents again, because it sounds like this chick wants to keep the kid.

No, she can't keep the kid. She can't keep the kid. Because it's not her. If it was hers, she could. Yeah, yeah, of course. But it was a surrogate. They implanted someone else. The other kid in her.

If she was carrying a kid with her, it was half her. So she has, yeah. So she gets to make the decision on whether the kid lives or dies. But at the end of the day. Until it's born. And then she's out of the- And then she just ships it back. Then they,

then the parents are in control again. Yeah. And I think the parents did say they're like, okay, you're just like, well. Well, it's one of these things where the kid's going to have to do like a million surgeries every 15 seconds and it's never, the chance of it living past like whatever is super, super, super low. Yeah.

So weird spot. I mean, I guess you have to understand if you're getting a surrogate. Some shit can go sideways. That's the real. It's one of those things where you go, when you see crazy eyes on a surrogate, if you're choosing to go that route, you just understand that

you're a woman that is taking the role of a man. Like that's all there is to it. It was like, you're now in the position of a man. Yeah. Essentially. I'm pulling off the picture. And it's not as sweet as it sounds.

No. Yeah, I'm, uh... Both ways. Because if she decided she wanted to abort it, and you were like, well, that's my kid, I don't want you to abort it. Well, that would be... I'm sure that's happened. But that's what I'm saying, though. You now have no say.

Yeah, I mean, you must... Like a dude. Yeah, I guess, yeah, like a dude. Like, I guess you have to just understand, you know, hey, there's some tail risks involved with having a surrogate. Yes. Yeah. Like, there likely won't happen, but hey, you know, we might have got a crazy one.

Well, you're dealing with an unpredictable. species. That's true. And you're just like, well, obviously this, you go, sorry, I don't know if the doctor told you this, you understand that this procedure will transcend logic. Once you enter this procedure, you have to understand that logic may take the backseat to emotion and you will be used all in the hunger. Certain hormones that get released during pregnancy.

Yeah. So there was. You know, I'm not here to debate any of the, you know, obviously becomes a pro. But to me it wasn't that. It was just like, this is just meat and potatoes. Yeah. And again, like same shit. A million dudes have been in a situation both ways.

Yeah. And even if there's a clause in the contract to like force. Oh, you're all clause. That's what I'm saying. A force in abortion. You're just like, you know, I'm sure. You can shove that clause up your fucking ass pal. A lot of women have probably promised abortion.

It's not worth the paper it's printed on. Didn't get them. You're just like, what are you going to do? What's a recourse? maybe you can sue. I mean, you can probably get your money back. Yeah, maybe you could sue her. Well, you can sue for your money back.

That money's gone. But that's what I mean. If the money's already spent, like, good fucking luck, pal. You're going to take someone who has no money to court? For what? Yeah, for what? Just to prove a point. Garnish your next surrogacy wages?

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Once again, that is MerrickHealth.com with the promo code boys cast for 10% off Merrick Health and Merrick Diagnostics. So I did a joke about this that I released on YouTube.com slash Ryan Long Comedy just a, and I talked about this for a couple of minutes, but that doesn't do justice the amount that I have been involved in the Lindsay Clancy case on TikTok. I'm not going to lie, so this is one of the, I mostly saw her from Karen Fian because she was tweeting about this nonstop.

It's become a debacle. Yeah, it's a huge thing. And I only really started reading about her yesterday. I saw I managed to avoid. it but but I'm that's because your wife hasn't been tapped in yeah somehow my wife is just like not tapped into this at all well we have been tapped into stuff like this because we've been covering these TikTok detectives yeah this is something we've been sort of talking about for years and the point that I've made which I put in the joke and I thought a lot of people probably agreed with is

that this is what Alex Jones did yes it's every time there's a murder they have to get involved and they want it so badly to be like a Netflix documentary with all these twists and turns where nothing that was the original story was true. Yeah. And these people want to be content creators and they're like, here's just like kind of unlimited content. It is. It's a little bit of that where it's the mafia, the joke we were saying with Kurt,

that they came out and did their mafia podcast and then now they ran out of crime so they have to kind of start making up crimes. And you know, there's always crimes and you can, you know, similar to like the Charlie Coo. Kirk stuff where you're like you can always have questions. Certainly you can always be like that's odd. Right. And it's not that okay so the women that

there's so many contradictions because the same women that are for this are the women that were like Luigi Mangione's innocent. Like they yeah it's completely based on vibes right? It's all vibes. They're using crystals. I mean it isn't

wasn't one of the things where they were like She's a Leo and Leo's don't commit murder? There's every which answer, yeah. If I had to guess, I would guess of all the murders in the world, Leo's account for one-twelfth of them. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I've done a few, I've taken a few comments here just to give the vibe of what's happening.

So just the case is this woman, she's like medicated to the gills. Yep. Which there is a probably good point to be made about like, you know, a crazy percentage of women to be on an SSRIs wasn't really actually like a good idea. And I think there is a lot of people that are starting to say like, you know, maybe this like overprescribing of everything and every kids on every medication and 30% of women are drugged up like maybe wasn't the greatest thing for the world. Maybe not. And she has like, I guess, severe postpartum depression. She got postpartum. She's medicated to the kills.

she strangles her three kids tries to kill herself yeah jumps out a window slits her wrists cuts her throat and then jumps out a window stuff from a horror film yeah it's uh it's an odd way you know a man

will just do it quiet just grab his trusty old gun and just do it in silence women have to make a big old production out of it huh literally jump it out of a fucking second story window after God. You're right.

She was, I mean, the notion that she's throwing a suicide party. I mean, the notion that she's like, you know, and a homicide party. You know what it'll definitely kill me? A 15 foot fall. Yeah. That's not going to kill you.

Suicide reveal party. But it's like, why did she think a 15 foot fall is going to kill her? You know, any guys just like literally fall off a ladder and just bounce right back up? Well, she wasn't in a right state of mind. No. So you can give her that. She was, you know, this woman was, she's batch of crazy.

she's admitted to the killings. Like the whole... Her prosecution isn't even... Debating that. Debating that. They're just trying to get her not fit to stand trial. And they've...

Not criminally responsible. The internet has decided that the husband was behind this whole thing. And I'll read you some of the theories. Like in terms of he manipulated her into doing this stuff? He did it.

He did it. He's convinced her that she's did it. Okay. There are three people involved with this crime. Patrick. his current wife and his best friend. She said she saw herself do the crime,

not realizing that his current wife looks like her twin. And they had already been in a relationship when the crime occurred. As much drugs were in her system, she did see herself because the woman that helped her husband, his current wife, looked like her. And the man at CVS helped in the crime because that's his best friend. So he helped Patrick and his current wife set the whole thing up, and the best friend got his cut out of the money he made after.

So they're... Yeah, the current wife does look... I mean, I will say... These are the theories they are pitching that this guy's got a new chick, him and the new chick, come over, kill their kids in front of her,

and she sees her do that and goes, I guess I killed my kids. I mean, those look a lot like me. Yeah, you know, when someone looks like me, I can understand someone else being like you two look the same. Sure.

I don't think we look the same. Am I currently killing my own kids? No one looks, yeah, I understand the idea of someone being like, those two people look the same. They don't see, like on a camera. They can tell each other apart. Sure. It's like the Spider-Man meme that's all pointing at each other. But this is just the, and then, by the way, these women get babyed, right?

They're pampered and babied. So, and all of the people involved with the case are sort of afraid of this, right? So other women will come out and they go, there was a rumor going around that he was too calm on the 911 call. A woman that was there, she's talking about my children. She goes, you know what? And I understand why people may think that, but I did hear the call. And I remember when I heard a call from someone like that in the past. And that was the panic I heard in his voice.

So although I can see where everyone's coming from. And like, so they're all so afraid to just be like, you've crazy bitch. Right. And look, I'll agree him getting remarried four months after his wife killed three of his kids. Well, I don't know if you know this, but his old wife was pretty crazy.

I do. But I mean, look, that is odd, I suppose. Why, in this context, what's odd about it? Well, I guess, you know, you try and put yourself in not that person's shoes. You're like, yeah, I don't know if I'd look to get, like, just find a new girlfriend

after all three of my kids. Maybe he was cheating on her, yeah. Or maybe or whatever. But even still, like, it's similar to the Erica Kirk stuff where it's very easy to armchair quarterback this stuff when, but you don't know how you would respond if you were actually in this position. Sure. That is what I'm saying?

I also don't think it's all that suspicious. And even if it is, what is that pointing to? It doesn't point to anything. Yeah. And then on top of that, their only thing was they go, he had like an email that he sent. And that's what they've been like really, they think that he, because they go, he went to the store and they go, so he just went to the store. Like, it's all that.

Right. Like, oh, I'm supposed to, I'm supposed to, there's women making videos, I'm supposed to just believe this guy went to the store. Right. Like, it's all that kind of stuff. And then they go, there's an email. So their theory, I guess, would be like that he came back to the house, sent an email, killed his kid, sent a couple of business emails, then convinced his wife. She was the one who killed it. Yeah, he's like, she's watching TV. He goes, hey, did you fucking kill the kids?

Also, while I'm doing this, I cranked out a couple of work emails. He goes, hey, the kids are all dead. I'm pretty sure I didn't do it. Did you do it? She goes, fuck, did I kill her kids? I think you did. Go fucking cut your wrist and jump out the window. You owe me.

And then they were like talking about this and that where they goes fingerprints around something. You go, hey, you lives there. Yeah, yeah. They were fingerprints at his own house. Anyways, it is also one of those things when you talk to. And by the way, because I've been getting into this,

I have met a few of them. You can't change their mind. And by the way, it is one of those. things where whenever someone knows every detail about everything, it's hard to argue with them. Yeah. Because they just, they just like bombard you with like... Yeah, they get you in the weeds. You, they just bombard you with stuff.

You know what I mean? Then none of it really like leads to anything. They're just kind of like, they're like free associating. It's all noise, no signal. It's all, they're just saying a bunch of noise. Yeah. And they never really like point to, like, so they say a bunch of stuff and you go, which one of those things you said as is concluding something?

And it's like, so it's not even worth. And to be honest, it's not worth it anyway. What the fuck do I care if women want to be crazy? But it is, um, it doesn't affect me. It's just, there's so many of them. Yeah. And every week, it's like a new case they've found to jumble. Yeah.

If you, if you, the Idaho murderer thing. Yeah, the Idaho murderer. If you watch, like, uh, I mean, Charlie Kirk is, this is all a female driven the Charlie Kirk stuff. Like all the conspiracy was on, it's like mostly women. It's, it's, it's, it's, Candace Owens is the main one. Kansas is the main one, but her audience is mostly women. she kind of and that would be probably a good example of what I'm saying

she knew every detail about this and what's that guy's name that debated her Andrew Wilson and like she he she kind of does I mean I don't again I don't know the details of this stuff so it's like she just says a bunch of stuff and you're like she is kind of like beating him in the debate I guess yeah I don't because he's she'll just she'll find things he doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about right yeah yeah just like little details she's dedicated her life to this yeah you're like oh you don't know about then you're like yeah you say I'm like so she it does seem like she kind of like he did like lose.

I don't watch it. I saw some clips. Well, I saw a bunch of it and you're kind of like, she just knows, she does know way more about this than him. I mean, these women,

this is my opinion on the stuff, is all these women are the same women who used to buy a national inquire at the checkout like back in the day. Remember where it was just like, alien has sex with baby? Yeah. Those are those things. Yeah,

yeah. Yeah. Those are the current, this is the current iteration. those women. There's no national inquire at the checkout anymore. I'm going to give you another proposal is all these women used to have a kid.

Yeah, empty nesters. A lot of empty nests. Never had a nester, though. They don't even have a nest. I mean, SSRI is like, you know, we all have stupid friends, but like, I guess now it's, uh, it's, you know, I've kind of talked about, um, like, is this,

is this the female equivalent of how like all basketball fans are like digging into the whole Kauai Leonard situation where they like skirted the salary cap and all the stuff. Have you seen that stuff where Kawhi Leonard like basically went to the clippers from the Raptors and they gave them all these like side deals or whatever. It's a healthier conspiracy. It's a healthier conspiracy, but is that this is the female equivalent? Is they're just drawn to? No. And the reason it's different. I'll tell you why it's different is for one, a lot of these women have straight up psychosis. Yeah. And they fall in love with the person essentially. And they consider themselves their protector.

where is there is a different version of male conspiracy that has its own they're arguing from a place of like I'm smarter than people women like fall in

they're like almost like fall in love with the person they're like arguing for so it's like they have they create this like emotional connection which is like so much deeper the same way reason that women like join cults right

like they there's this like unbreakable like emotional connection that they're now yeah like super invested and they want to they're invested on like a love level can any of this sleuth thing

impact the trial and any yes so the Idaho murder that was a big like the sluice messed muddied the waters in ways that actually help the killer hmm like in terms of delaying

finding him well for starters they they fuck up the jury pool I guess that would be the biggest one Yeah. So they fuck up the jury pool. They kind of, like, if you get one of the, I mean, there's a million things. But it said the same thing about the Charlie Kirk where it'll just take one person who's just like all into the crazy conspiracies and then they won't convict them. Yeah, so there's a lot.

But there's other, I can't remember the exactly the other things. In addition to the jury pool, there is more to it. But they did kind of that, they did kind of help. Oh, here would be an example. they cause so much problems that they like bought time for the killer but they kind of impede investigations again

my point is less about that that was just like yeah and on top but I'm not here to like argue on behalf of the justice system my point is that there is a growing faction of like crazy women

and it's like they're finding each other which is creating like these cult like delusions that is like wild. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, we got to take away their phones. I don't know what to do with them.

I think we just kind of let them run roughshod. Just see what happens. Yeah. I mean, has any of them ever considered a career in being an actual detective? Yeah, good point. Like, hey, like, especially if you're a woman, I'm sure they love more female detectives. Like, you could do this and get paid for it.

I know. But you can't make content about it. That's the only problem. Yes. You'd have to be doing this in private, unless you're lucky enough to get on, like, a first 48th situation. You would think that with all the murder docs, with all the, because I like those two, I get white girls like them.

Yeah. It's not, you know, that, for me, that's a compromise of something chicks like that I don't mind. Yeah, I agree. And it's interesting that you're right. Why hasn't there been, like, way, like, you think female, like, detective would be like the number one job females want now. Right. I guess you have to do, like, ten push-ups.

is there yeah yeah you have to go to the police academy there's a fitness element you know you can't roll up on your rascal scooter and become a detective yeah so but yeah and this one they go the prosecution isn't even attempting to argue what they're arguing

no again they're they're playing it if they're just like you know they're trying to win a case and then they obviously do it way differently but I think it breaks them if once they if they have to admit that they're wrong like you know with the Luigi Mangione we've been following the Reddit it and these women are like so in love with him.

They've all like, he's innocent, he's innocent. He now came out and said, okay, I'm guilty. This is what I did. This is how I did it. There's some weird. And they're having like a meltdown. Yeah, there's some weird thing behind it though where because there's some like some long shot legal thing having to do with double jeopardy because he has federal and state charges. So like the hope is I don't know exactly the thing.

But essentially the hope is that he gets a like doesn't get life without parole due to some double jeopardy thing. I don't know exactly, but that's what I read. That's why he, because they're like, why did he plead guilty? And it's like some strategy to, uh, eventually. He also did it. No, he also did it, but like, in terms of how, because he, but they don't think that. Oh, yeah, they don't think that. I mean, the same thing with the fucking Tyler Robinson shit.

Like, he's going to be found guilty and everybody just will go on with their lives being like, he didn't do it. And you go, all right. Okay. Yeah, you go, sure. I guess. I don't know. Well, it doesn't really impact me.

I'll read you a couple of the Luigi Mangioni, uh, reddits. Yeah. this is after he pled guilty they go the fact that Luigi will hear Brian Thompson's family victim impact statement but they will never hear and never care about the impact BT had on thousands of thousands of people who either lost their lives

not saying he shouldn't have to listen to the impact statement but it will likely torment him because he has a conscience so they're saying Brian Thompson's family invented a new thing a victim victim impact statement they're saying Brian Tom Brian Thompson's family should have to listen to Luigi. No, just random people.

Random people come up and say that he was bad. I paid by insurance premiums with United Healthcare and they declined my surgery and made it very difficult. I thought he used words, I shot Brian Thompson and he died, as opposed to saying he murdered him to soften the words to BT's family who were in the room. It could be an elegant way of doing all three,

taking accountability, satisfying the elements of his plea, and being empathetic to the family in his room. So they're saying that now that this one's switched over to being like, okay, he did it, but he's such a sweetheart that he's chosen the perfect words. Sure. Yeah, yeah. It's definitely not like his high-powered attorneys

where like read this word for word. Make sure you memorize it. Every word's important. Don't add anything. Don't remove anything. Someone says, it's so fascinating to me. The media never talks about Brian Thompson's drunk driving arrest. So the guy Luigi...

I fucking deserved it. Huh? Guy got a fucking Dewey deserves to get murdered in cold blood on the streets of New York You got a Dewee, yeah Pretty normal stuff Why does no one ever talk about his dick?

Yeah, why doesn't nobody ever talk about the fact that he wasn't that good of a guy? Okay. Now, this is a banger. This is from Huffington Post, a viral shower confession just exposed a health barrier that's costing black men their lives.

Oh. Yeah. And black man, DJ NVV, was on a podcast and started this and they're realizing that this is a problem in the black community. He realized he hasn't been showering or washing his butt properly. Pause. Pause. And apparently took his wife an intimate shower moment to express the importance of really getting in there. Beneath the punchlines and banter, there's something we're sitting with.

A grown man in his 40s gone year without basic hygiene as a result of unspoken rules about masculinity that dictate which parts of a man's body deserve attention and which are ignored. This raises a bigger question. What else are black men avoiding and they're talking about eating hot dogs? Popsicles. Rectuals. Bananas.

Black men's asses are covered in. Black men probably on average probably have like low potassium because they just refuse to eat bananas because it's just too gay. But the fact that they're doing an expose on black guys are so homophobic that they won't touch their own us.

They don't clean their ass. Hey man, dirty ass. Not gay. Nothing gay about that. Yeah, your ass is dirty. He's like, yeah, that's the straightest way for it to be. One wipe? You goddamn right it is.

Whatever I get in one wipe. I wonder if they think bidets are gay. They have to think bidet is gay. Yeah, just fucking water just shooting up your whole all fruity-like. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. That's what you hear. You're at like a fancy Japanese restaurant with a bidet.

And you just hear like a, Hey yo! Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause. Yeah, that's a guy. He's sitting there reading the newspaper. Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause. Hey, yo. The issue is more serious than avoiding a backside lather in the shower.

As a physician, I've noticed that blackmail patients shift in their seats almost reflexively declined when I mentioned a rectal exam. That's a fucking hilarious thing to just picture. You go white doctor, black guy, and he's like, yeah, obviously you'll have to give her erectile exam. And you go, hell, you ain't. So we do read your blood work. And you have some markers that come back for a potential for prostate cancer.

So I'm going to have to get in there. So like, hey, yo, nah, dog. Now, you got the wrong one. Don't get down like that. Would a chick be acceptable? If you had a chick doctor, finger in your breathing hole? No,

because I still think they think they think the finger. It's just exit only. It's just exit only. Exit. So that's a white doctor being like, you're going to have to do the rectal examines. You'll, fuck you say to me.

And what's that? What are you trying to do? Well, I just put my finger with the yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. No, dog. What the fuck? Yeah, I mean. Fuck you is.

I don't know how we get through to them I mean this can't be a huge percentage Hey yo Brady you see what this man's trying to say right now Yo come get you tell him the other doctor Come get your man's I mean if you think Getting a prostate exam's gay Ways so you get prostate cancer That's gonna be so gay

A lot of gay dude they're gonna have to remove a piece of your prostate or something How do you think they're really good How do you think they do that? Well you're sleeping well you're sleeping too Super gay yeah nah dog This is the issue And they said a quick procedure in which a doctor feels the prostate to check for abnormalities. Have you ever

doing one of those? No. I've only had one physical ever. I was when I moved here. I was mentally prepared for the butthole and then he just he left a bit of bummed out. I just was like I was like and then he just was like yeah you're good and you're just like and I was like promised I believe you for got something. Literally on all fours. Legs behind your head. Yeah, and that about does it?

Anybody, I don't think it does. I was like, all right, you're going to have to check your prostate. They just hop up on the table and throw their legs back. He goes, that's not how we do it. You think that about does it. Do you close it or unlock it? No, I don't think it does. I don't think it does.

I'm allergic to latex, by the way. you're going to have to go raw dog and that concludes the exam like hell it does I believe you're forgetting something the reaction isn't random studies involving both black and white men

have shown that black men find rectal exams unsettling because they subconsciously associate them with gay sex the underlying cause of the discomfort is homophobia whether men are aware of it or not which influences the unspoken rules about which parts of the body should be touched. Do they now

they can't like a dick touching either. No. I told you that when I had to go my ball things, one of the things is I had an old man doctor and then he commented, he was grabbing the balls, he goes, big balls. I thought it was weird to be making a comment like he probably thought he was putting you at ease and maybe you confused you a little bit. But you can think if it was a black guy, he'd be like, what the fuck do you?

Yeah, excuse me? Um, yeah, no, they don't like that for sure. It's crazy because they can't, you know, obviously the main issue is you're like, you're worried that your boys are going to find out, but you can't just kind of take this one to the grave. Yeah, but I think for them, they're like, it doesn't matter. No, but I'll know. Yeah, I'll know. I'll know.

I'll literally like, they're just like, no, this makes me gay. I'm, yeah, yeah, and that's binary. Yeah, it's just like, now I'm gay and I just don't want to be gay. What did they go this? They go, I mean, this is, we did the sketch for Trontopia. I wasn't in it, but it was. my sketch was for my show Trondopia Scarborough Doctor

where the doctor is the worst part of the job and the doctors he pulls the thing the gay on up with the tongs but do you think black guys could do that where they bend over on all fours spread their ass cheeks and the guy just like looks he goes you take binoculars

so you're at the other side of the room you do binoculars and you sort of look in I don't think so I think you got to get in there unfortunately especially if it's like a you know prostate issue you just got to get in there you got to get your hands dirty

and how do they solve this problem because black guys don't want to get prostates because it's gay they have to invent a self but they don't want to do a self either because they say I mean ideally they come up with some kind of blood test

and even still there'll be some subsection of people who go I didn't take a blood test to check my booty hole that's still gay honestly I appreciate your effort but fuck I'm done it's still gay

it's still gay you know what I did the math you're still trying to look at my booty hole and you're just trying to get around it. Yeah, you're trying to get information about my rectum. You're still trying to get info about my booty hole. Yeah, so it's like, no can do, Doc. Yeah, because you're right. I'd love to help, but you're trying to get information about my booty hole. Yeah, I was like, no. Why do you want to know about it so bad? Why, you're so curious, huh? Curious George over here. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what they're going to do.

Homophobia isn't the only barrier standing in the way. Medical distrust. I think it's mostly the rectal exam, shaped by a long history of experimentation and mistreatment. I love how they're trying to be like this is a Tuskegee thing. Fuck off. Yeah. Yeah, they don't want you to stick your finger up your ass because of Tuskegee. It's actually society is equally at fault for the guy doesn't want to do his rectal exam.

So he's like it's 50% the black guy and 50% society. Right. Yeah. Yeah, it's 100% not their fault. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know how we get through. Not much you can do about that.

You need maybe LeBron James to do a PSA or something? nothing gay about it he's not the guy he's not the guy you need like Dr. Dre Dr. Dre get your booty hole checked he's not the guy either because they would say

Dr. Dre turned Dr. Gay Yeah I don't know You're right It would have to be like Fuck DMX if he was still alive

DMX Yeah maybe they could bring him back AI Let a man check your booty hole Hey man I'm dead now But if you'd let a man trick your booty hole I wouldn't be dead

It's a quick check nothing gay about it. What if you're getting head while you're doing the booty? Like if you, if you do it that... No. No, from a chick. Still gay.

It's gayer. Yeah, I mean, those dudes are not like... Yeah, some girl is fucking giving them head and she wants some fucking... A doctor might not be on board without the anyway. Yeah, he's like, this isn't exactly professional, but also like, I don't even think they'd let the chick touch the booty hole. Hmm. Yeah. There's just, again, nothing exit only.

There's nothing you can do here. There's nothing you can do. Just like... Robot. I think AI. can solve this they're still they're not gonna want a robot no there they're nothing goes in it doesn't it's not i don't think it's even the issue that it's because the the whole thing is you're still trying to get the information about the booty hole the thing is yeah it's it's booty hole information which

they don't want to get they were the whole thing with that the rapper dude on the breakfast call he's like i wouldn't put my own finger in there yeah that's gay that's why i won't wash it yeah that's why that's why that's why i have a crusty ass is that it's just i i won't put my own finger in so then if you're not going to do it. I don't know. And they say lack of insurance. Okay. So they said there's a bunch of other stuff where they, um.

Look, we could give the shit away for free. We could pay money. We could literally set a thing. You go 50 bucks. Dr. Free boo. Free boo. Yeah.

Like literally you get paid 50 bucks. I do it COVID style where you get Mets tickets and French fries. All you have to do is let this guy fucking take a quick inspection. Yeah, just quick peek under the hood. Not going to happen. All right, we're going to go over to patreon.com slash the boys cast new episode every week. Appreciate all of you and we'll see you on the other side. Later.