The Boyscast with Ryan Long - They Tried to Shoot Drake! Frat Boys vs Activists! & A Kinky DEI Trainer

Episode Date: May 10, 2024

Rap beefs have gone nuclear, a giant hot dog in Times Square is somehow a statement on toxic masculinity, and RFK may have worms for brains. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I'm here in studio with Michael Jones, author of Four Wives Are Better Than One. Now, Michael, you said in your book that you finally feel complete. Sorry, just texting wife one there. Yeah, as I said in the book, this is the perfect life. I finally feel complete. Okay, that is wife two calling right now. Sorry about that. Hey, no, I'm going to pick it up on my way home.

I already told you. Listen, I'm doing your parents next weekend, by the way. Not, no, this weekend I'm going to Dana's. And by the way, I'm in an interview. I'm talking about the book right now. I gotta go. Michael, what would you say are some of the benefits of this lifestyle sorry just gotta take a quick photo here wife three doesn't believe where i am at

the moment you say your life feels complete that's why four right there i'm gonna have to take this hi no breathe stop crying just breathe maybe your boss has a bit of a point okay jennifer olivia yes i that's an honest okay she hung up and now you say you strongly recommend hey am I getting paid for this appearance by the way even just some petty cash would help a lot

I gotta pick up food on the way home the four wives don't want to cook today alright well Michael thank you for coming by and again the book is Four Wives Are Better Than One

by Michael Jones I'm so sorry I gotta take this okay the boys the boys cast the lads the boys cast the dudes prepare yourselves The Boys! The Boys cast! The Lads! The Boys cast!

The Dudes! Prepare yourselves for the Boys cast! The Bros! Just the Boys cast! The Holies! Just the Boys cast! The Dudes! Experience the Boys cast!

The Boys cast! The Boys Cast. The Boys Cast. Back in action. Creeping up to 3,000 patrons again. Yes, we are. So, the next thing. Also, comment below if you have any. We're doing Gun Range Me vs. Danny.

But comment below if you have anything. Basically, we'll do whatever you want to 3,000 patrons. We don't even need 300 more people. Yeah, we're close. We go make a full TV show. Whatever. Yeah. But,

and also my tour is officially over till I go to Australia. I was on tour basically for eight months straight. So I'm happy to be done in the last like four weekends where all, every show was like sold out. So, uh, Austin's pretty fun because, everyone's there.

Yeah. But, um, JJ, he's like the king of Austin right He's like the king of the open mics You guys see this guy walking around just like Tommy Johnny You go to the grocery store he knows the clerks

He really has that city note The guy behind the pastry counter Oh he actually does He knows like every restaurant he goes shakes the hand of the chef After every meal he eats which is just a taco. On a truck? In the truck? He has to see the guy at the back of the truck.

This man's in his element when he gets there, but the funniest part is, I don't know why this is making me laugh so much, but basically he says that when they ask him what music to come up with, he just says rock and roll. So this is, I think, Houston. Theston the ladies the sound guy she got like a shirt this is black power okay she just goes so she obviously types in rock and roll and eric finishes he brings up jj and i just hear it's like that old time rock and roll

it's not the funniest song for jay to come up to Is that not the funniest song for J.J. to come up to? And I know music to soothe my soul J.J. coming up to all-time rock and roll With fucking killing He probably thinks it's awesome He goes fucking What is that, Seeger? Probably doesn't know who Bob Seeger is

I know Probably has no clue who Bob Seeger is Man, we'll wait until he finds out about Bob Seger, though. He's going to fucking love Seger when he finds out about him. He liked that old time rock and roll. How's everybody doing today? It's legitimately the perfect song for him to come up to. Weirdest.

It's just some generic, just it should be like a commercial. Black lady with a black power shirt on playing it. Should be just like the soundtrack to an insurance commercial. Slash JJ's intro. Austin was crazy, though. I did a... Because everyone's there. I had kind of almost like a wild day.

So the day before I left, I was like... I went and did Roseanne's podcast. Nice. Went drinking with her during the day. Partying. Yeah. Yeah, she's rocking out. How old is she?

70-ish. And she's just out how old is she 70 ish and she's just still jerry seinfeld 70 guy looks 45 yeah he looks good but he takes care of himself she's he i don't think he drinks or anything she's raging it yeah i think i don't know 70 or something like that then i went from that i went straight from that met uh chris williamson and some people did dinner with those guys then we met up with the tech billionaires sure and then i went to like all the austin comics like all the Philly boys who moved to Austin, like all our friends, like Gargini and that whole squad.

Nice. And La Mer, they all had like a party and we went and met up with all those guys. It was like sick day though. It's like how much people are all there. Yeah, there's tons of people there,

right? I know. And so we obviously were going to address this that I, and I was like, most of my weekend was rap battles. Rap beefs. Buddy, so. I got enemies got enemies i honest to god realized that i was too i got too deep into it and so i went it was that day and while i was

leaving the tech of uh the tech bar where they had a bar where basically you don't have your phones at the bar which by the way is a hassle and a half what like beyond your pouch these guys own a bar and it's like a fancy bar and you have to leave your phone at the door and it's like, so people talk, you know, people. Yeah, yeah. It's just like. Or people can go with their mistress. Right, yeah.

It's probably more just like, hey, we miss the good old days. We can just do shit without getting filmed. Yes, but the world and the world isn't caught up to that. Sure. So basically when you're there, one day i was supposed to meet them and the guy thought he sent me the address but he didn't yeah so i was like i didn't know where to go and i can't contact well we just had to wait and then he let me half an hour later because he goes to the front to check his messages so it's like everything's like a hassle because

you're like i'm gonna meet up with people but you're or someone's trying to meet you but they can't i guess back in the day you would have called the restaurant from a paper oh my god and be like hey is so and so there can i talk to them yes find them for me yeah yeah that's kind of what it was back to that yeah and then on top of that it was just like everything you said you're like oh i gotta show you the funniest thing can't can't like everything was that just describing memes you know so it's this guy it's like a crudely drawn photo and he's got this mask but he's crying behind the mask you know what on the topic of the phone thing i forgot about this but so i was actually reading jonathan hayes book which was like about how phones are bad yeah while i'm having these conversations

about like obviously we need our phones sure but then on the on a plane a lady she was probably 55 years old two-hour conversation basically like the intro we just did yeah this woman is like all of the things it was like out of a like if i wrote like a woman she goes no the problem isn't that you did it it's that you didn't communicate it to me beforehand and she goes and she goes i want but she goes no i like that you did it. It's that you didn't communicate it to me beforehand. Oh, my God. And she goes, no, I like that you're growing. I understand that you're making effort. And that's why I didn't mention it last time when you did that. This is going on for a good two hours. And our plane's delayed.

So we're on the runway. Oh, this isn't in the air. No. 45 minutes. And then I get out of my chair and I start walking around because I'm like, I cannot anymore. I'm not the type of guy to say anything. So I gave walking around because I'm like, I cannot anymore. And I'm not the type of guy to say anything. So I gave her a few looks.

It wasn't doing anything. So I just deal with it. Then the plane goes in the air and she starts doing the fight in voice notes. I've never seen anything like it. Oh my God. This guy was like, oh, well, I guess you're on the plane now. We'll talk about this in three hours. And she was like, no, no, no. Can you imagine you're on the plane now. We'll talk about this in three hours. And she was like, no, no. I saw.

No, no, no. Can you imagine you're in a fight and then she does voice notes for the whole plane ride? That's insane. Yeah. I saw Portnoy tweeted something where he's like,

I was just on a plane and he goes, I just made two phone calls. He goes, I didn't know you could do that. Well, yeah, because you have Wi-Fi. You have Wi-Fi.

But I guess because they say you're like, you're not, I assume they disabled that, but I guess they can't disable that feature. So you can just make phone calls. Yeah, you're not supposed to. Oh, my God. If everybody finds out about that, holy shit.

It's the end of the world. What a nightmare. They have to really crack down on it. That's crazy. I'm telling you, I couldn't believe it when I was like, finally, the plane's starting. Enough of this. Yeah. And then, and another thing.

Oh, my God. I couldn't believe it. And then, also, our plane plane's starting. Enough of this. Yeah. And then, and another thing. Oh, my God. I couldn't believe it. And then, also, our plane got boarded, so we went back to the airport, and then she sat probably within 20 meters of me, so I heard her even when we were in the lounge. She never stopped with her. Sounds like hell.

Some people just don't know how to act in public. But rap battles, I was all in on this stuff, right? And especially being a Toronto guy. You know, when Family Matters came out, a lot of the Toronto boys lived there too. We put it on the big screen. So I was arguing with everyone, right? A lot of people were sort of agreeing with me. But when Kendrick Lamar made his latest one and then Drake responded to it, right?

The one calling him a pedophile? Kendrick Lamar did his verse calling him a pedophile and Drake responded to it with the first one that I thought was bad. I literally, halfway through, I was just like, fuck, this isn't good. Well, it was a four-minute song of I'm not a pedophile for four minutes, right?

Literally, the rap And it was so specific too It was like If I was to go to a club And take a 14 year old Back with me I would never do something It was like

Halfway through I was just like No no no no no no No no no no Not Drake no Yeah and I went to the The bar with everyone And it was like

Affecting me I was just like And then I went home And I listened to it again Cause I was Every night I would go home And listen to all the songs And then I was Litting in my bed And I couldn't sleep like affecting me i was just like and then i went home and i listened to it again because i was at every night i would go home and listen to all the songs yeah and then i was living in my bed and i couldn't sleep because i was like bummed out and then i was just like oh i'm too deep yeah

i'm fucking i'm sitting in my bed i'm mad because drake didn't win his rap battle and i'm just like i realized i was like okay that's you're at enough rap battles for you all right yeah yeah it's funny how it devolved into essentially just like a bar show roast battle where it's like, you're a pedophile. It's like, you're a pedophile. Well, Drake had better roast battle things. He's got your back against the curb. He's got like a lot of funny things, right?

And aside from the fact that Drake's from Toronto and all that stuff, I kind of felt a lot of the stuff about Kendrick Lamar before where it's like he opened his mouth, give him a Grammy. He's the guy where like, no matter what he does, people are going to say it's amazing.

And I'm not saying he's good, but he could release a song with no lyrics and every critic would tell you why it was the most brilliant thing ever. So I just hate the people that like the critics fucking drool over. Not also he wasn't i guess from what i understand he everybody's mad because he hadn't really been releasing any music so for them they were like just to get something from him oh totally people were pretty pumped about just to get anything

that's true any of the songs like my thing is like are any of the songs songs where people will be listening to them in a year or dropping give me 50 maybe yeah well that's the two different styles one is you try to make like a banger and the other one yeah yeah i understand like the the roast the whatever battling element of it but in terms of the actual music the fans are funny too like i've been deep in the comment sections and no matter what they say like on rap genius and stuff though you could literally be like uh i had sex with my mom and they'll be like no the mom is referring to when big pun said mom in 1975 and when he said sex that was from mob deep's second album that actually never got released like no matter what

they say people could like spin it to say it's amazing people like their sides man people take their sides it seems like kendrick's winning though he wasn He wasn't, in my opinion, to tell this. Well, just based on the plays. If you go on YouTube, he has half as many YouTube songs. Well, Drake's all of his plays because all his songs came out other places first. Right, but I'm saying just the YouTube. Yeah, but remember Drake's song came out nine different places, and he put it on his own channel five days later.

So all the initial plays, most of them came from other places. This is why i was i obviously i'm biased you know how people are like uh liberal or republican it was like there's no chance they would change i'm a little bit like that sure and like i am just like how you are with probably the raptors and leafs a little bit yeah like i am just uh on my side you're homer i'm a homer yeah you're a homer all right that's that's understandable but he goes kendrick lamar to me it was all cheap tricks you and and it was also uh very female shit where it was just like no one thinks you're black enough and by the way we were all saying it's not just me

so all of his all of his things was just like and by the way like we've all everyone's been saying this when you're not there like what you would say Like what your girl Maybe not your girl but like a really like catty girl Would say just so you know no one likes you Like everyone thinks this is bad Like isn't that the most Like when you have dudes that are just like Just so you know like no one likes you

Like that's a very like catty woman So it came across a little bit like that to me But I got way too Are they done well drake got his house and i don't like the weird voices it kind of reminds me of eminem's weird voice era when he's doing all the weird voice his security guard got shot so at least it's becoming like an actual rap and you know who did that i actually found out it was snow the rapper well that's true that when the when the shooting happened it took some heat off of

his nine minutes of i'm not a pedophile. Sure, yeah. Well, at least be like regular people. Like, all right, here we go. This is getting something. That's true. This is becoming something. I didn't like it.

I mean, that sucks, obviously. But it's also a excuse for Drake to do another track. And it sort of took some heat off the nine minutes of I'm not a pedophile. You know what's funny? Apparently, I didn't get any update on this but apparently there's a witness i just all this is all can i get a witness there's a witness to the shooting and the witness what happened is this must be a fucking nightmare for drake so because people know where he lives because he just lives in like downtown toronto well it's like hollywood everyone knows where you walk by like that's

clooney's house i guess oh yeah but anyway, so some guy on the night of the shooting drove outside of an aspiring rapper, drove, parked outside of Drake's house, put on his own music at full blast because he wants Drake to hear his music. Oh, my God. Right? And so then literally, and then the security's like, get the fuck out of here. What are you doing? But I guess he must get that a lot where people are like, oh, man just hears this one fucking bar i'm in i'm in i'm signed an ovo

for life all that stuff so anyways the guy was outside blaring his music they're like get out of here but the guy instead of leaving just moved turned his radio off and just like moved a little bit and then the shooting happened so the guy who was trying to get drake's good books actually witnessed the shooting. And now it sort of worked because he's probably doing all this press about it. I don't know. I read this like an hour ago. So this is still pretty fresh.

That would be the worst for a comedian of people come outside of your house and tell jokes. Just on the fucking loudspeaker. What do you tell a girl with two black eyes? What? No, I said you already told her twice You're like, that's a street joke Yeah, I'm on the street See?

That's what you're supposed to do Yeah And also everyone just likes to hate Drake so much Yeah But I'm sure people here are going to probably tell me why I'm wrong I've already gotten people on Patreon and platforms messaging me Because I've been writing for it People have been messaging me being like Obviously Kendrick's better why I'm wrong. I've already gotten people on Patreon and platforms messaging me because I've been writing for it. People have been messaging me being like,

obviously Kendrick's better. And I'm like, nope. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People are really sensitive about this stuff, though. I tweeted like, this is basically Israel-Palestine for guys who are too into sneakers. Well, it is, though. I know, but dude, I got people.

For me, it's my Israel-Palestine. But people are like, literally, people were responding being like, this is the dumbest tweet I've ever seen in my life. People were getting like, what what but people were taking it personal where they're like oh people that are into the beef into the beef they go this is the stupidest thing i've ever read in my life like that someone would tweet this but it is my israel palace i know that i was like and it was just a joke but people took it so personally where i'm

like i couldn't believe like the fucking nerve i hit with some people whether like with the rap fans with the rap people. With the rap fans? With the rap people. Yeah, the rap fans. Interesting. I'm surprised that they would even. I found the rap fans are pretty funny, to be honest. Like a lot of the comment sections were just making jokes like, you know, J. Cole's just like chilling at his house, you know, and kind of being like a lot of people were just

pumped. They're like, you know what? Like we're the real winners. This is sick. Like, yeah, I was a point where most of the comments were just like this is sick yeah this is great yeah we're getting lots of lots of new music so this is awesome yeah daily there's like something everyone's talking about it's like a fun topic it's it's it's got a funny element you know but to me uh it's it really is the like i probably you know how sometimes you don't like things like if someone you hate really loves something it almost makes you not like it yeah whereas kendra

kamara is that like all of the like smarmy fucking you know critics that uh uh like nerdy rap critic types the nerdiest ones all will just tell you how like ah he's such a genius sure which almost like that that's an that alone kind of makes me uh a turned off yeah yeah and so what drake the last thing was drake's just like i'm done i don't think he's done but it was but was that well they were coming out every six hours well yeah has there been well i think you had to go back to the lab after the 10 minutes of i don't know what he was thinking i was like i don't know how he did me like that i was just like he he's i feel like he's smart enough to know that you sort of great like even just look at politics like if someone says like a politician's a pedophile they don't do a press tour about how

they're not a pedophile. You graze over it. It's the Meek Mill thing. Remember where he's like, I love pussy. I'm not gay. My favorite thing in the world is pussy. Yeah, if someone calls you gay, you don't do a song about how like I would never. You don't make Mambo No. 5.

I'm not gay. Well, Drake made literally, it would be literally if a guy says you're gay and you make a song, be like never in a million years would I bring a guy back to my house take his clothes off and suck his dick and then do it again and then yeah and then he had sex with me as he was mentioning the names it like puts it in people it's like if someone didn't i mean it's the oldest thing in the book where you're just like if someone says i'm not a pedophile it's

suspicious yeah yeah sure like just picture a guy wearing like if someone says i'm not a pedophile it's suspicious yeah yeah sure like just picture a guy wearing a shirt that says i'm not a pedophile yeah you don't need to defend yourself against these crazy yeah you kind of go like yeah okay yeah and he had the good things where he basically convinced uh they like fed uh kendrick lamar fake information made him write a whole song which was a love that like a ballad to his daughter it's like that's a pretty big win but it got grazed over because the first minute was like all that shit and the second minute was like yeah that's right we got you and also i would never have sex with a one-year-old come on i tell you i literally listened to the song three times in my bed just like what the i got too into i got too in deep i did i've detached

myself from it yeah that's probably fine yeah it's like i legitimately have removed my caring from it now i had to that's probably the bad for my system yeah it was probably like how people get with politics yeah and you're just like what one day was frying me yeah these people get in you know for six years being like i fucking trump man like i can't believe this fucking piece of shit like you know imagine getting like that for you know eight years of course it's gonna be bad for your psyche and make you depressed and all that shit you know one day of this shit was driving me in the fucking madhouse. The loony bin. Well, it's over now. Okay, so, well, hopefully not. But this is just a quick thing.

But art, we always like to talk when art and fashion is at its absolute peak ridiculousness. Times Square giant hot dog is apparently a meat manifesto about toxic masculinity. So this is in Times Square. Our hood, they put oscar meyer's having like a crisis meeting right now being like why are people saying this about our giant hot dog

we're just trying to promote hot dogs with the fourth of july coming up first of all yeah and if you want to come for dogs i'm you're coming for us you're coming for us but second of all if you want to make some art with a dog you can make some art with a dog you don't have to be it's always every abstract art thing is either it's either capitalism or consumerism right if you want to make some art with a dog, you can make some art with a dog. You don't have to be, it's always every abstract art thing is either, it's either capitalism or consumerism, right? It's always a commentary on those two things. And when you're,

so when you're making a dog, if you want to do a hot dog sculpture, I respect that. Yeah. But they can't do their hot dog sculpture. They have to be like, no, it's about consumerism and capitalism and why dogs are bad and toxic masculinity.

And it was like, well, now you crossed the line, pal. Who even allows that? Like, you got to go to the city, be like, we want to put up a 40-foot hot dog. Yeah, I think you pay some money and get a spot and you get a permit. The sculptors, Jen, and a guy named Paul did this. Paul Outlaw, opposite of.

By the way, if you're going to be a guy making hot dog sculptures to make fun of, yeah, because masculinity is a problem. Also, also i mean this has been said a million times but if you if your art requires like massive explanation and nobody knows what it's about it's probably usually shit i think like nobody it's like that you know that joke where they'll they'll take like uh they'll go in some famous gallery and then they'll get like my dog made this painting and then everybody's around it being like oh what do you think That's the critics with Kendrick Lamar. Yeah. In my opinion.

The Titanic sausage is apparently meant to examine consumption, capitalism, class, and contemporary culture. So that's what the dog's doing. Literally, fuck off. I don't think the dog's doing any of that stuff. Dog is not doing it. Hyper-masculinity and showmanship, often associated with American culture, and patriotism.

So that's also a commentary on patriotism and the patriarchy of meat eating. What? This is nonsense. I got my dog thing right there. My hot dog sculpture in the back. That's a commentary on Nagy Wives. Everybody knows how we feel

about dogs. There's not much else needs to be said about our affinity for the dog. If they keep doing this, I uh i was gone i just got back uh last night but i could definitely go to do a a street interview messing with these people if they're gonna keep it up is it is it inflatable can you go pop the dog as your own art this is a commentary on critics counter artists pop the dog I know what I should do is go with a taco art exhibit a burger this is a

no taco for girls this is a commentary on communism and toxic femininity yeah too much but we're talking about these people that are against me this is a funny blank and blank.

I actually agree. Pita is an uproar and growing trend of cicada, which is basically grasshoppers. They're like grasshoppers, yeah. Menus this summer. Bloom approaches as animal rights group uses people dressed as insects eating humans. So they did a little bit of an art piece themselves, which is insects eating humans.

Because they don't think that people should be eating the bugs. You know what's so stupid, too, is they do their premise is they go insects wouldn't eat humans. You're like, yes, they would. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're so stupid. You're like, if insects were giant and we were small, they would eat us without thinking about it. Have you not seen Honey, I Shrunk the Kids?

What are you talking about? That is the dumbest point. You could just be like, look, I'm against eating animals. Yeah, they would never do it to us. They would never do it to us. And you're like, yeah, they would. And also, they have different pain receptors. Their brains don't feel the same way. But that being said, I agree with them. I also don't want to eat the bugs.

But that's why I'm saying it's funny. How many articles are there about anyone who talks about eating bugs is like a far-right extremist so how good would it be to go to the beta thing and being like all fucking conspiracy theorists no you show up in your maga hat to support them yeah or that you go yeah i'm with you these fucking wef pieces of shit trying to make a little scum and they're like sir we are liberal scum though these liberal fucking pieces of shit trying to make us eat the bugs. Liberal scum. And they're like, sir, we are liberal scum, though. These liberal fucking pieces of shit trying to make us eat bugs.

I hear you, brother. And don't get me started on the fucking Jews. Yeah, and who's making us eat the bugs, right? Preach it, brother. Let's keep going down this path. The guy's dressed in a fucking grasshopper costume. With like a rabbi grasshopper costume. Yeah, I'll tell you what put pop one of these on there

let's really talk you you ready you it sounds like you ready for the next step pal on may 2nd peter's activists held a pop-up humanitarian uh humanitarianism exhibit featuring people dressed as giant cicadas why are they called grasshopper cicadas i think it's just a type of grasshoppers like it's they think it's just a type of grasshoppers. They're the really noisy ones, I think. Grasshoppers, I don't think, make that noise. If you're in a field in the summer at night and you hear that like...

So there's a little difference between the two. Yeah, I think so. Well, anyways, I just think it's so funny, the idea that they finally, you know, super... Like, if you really hate the World Economic Forum and PETA has opinions that are currently directly in line with that, it's always good. It will not eat the bugs, but for different reasons.

You know what I'm kind of thinking? I always like stock analogies. But when people talk about conspiracies, a lot of people will be like, oh, that guy's, you know, oh, he believes crazy stuff. He's into conspiracies. People try to write it off. Obviously, there's a part of it that's, you know,

they have the mainstream agenda, blah, blah, blah, right? But to me, it was like, you don't have, and then they kind of go, well, they're always wrong. And you're like, well, the media is always wrong. But the difference to me is when someone's into conspiracies, that's like a guy telling you about like penny pharmaceutical stocks, right? So if that guy's right one in 15 times, that's actually pretty sick. Sure. Yeah. I mean, if you're right about something crazy. You made a million dollars, right yeah i mean if you're right you made a million

dollars right yeah if you're right about something really out there whereas when the media is wrong a lot of times it's them wrong it's they're being wrong about like telling you amazon was going up yeah and then you also find out that they actually didn't think amazon going up you know what i mean so it's like when you're when you're wrong about like uh like a really mainstream thing it's different than being wrong about obviously really mainstream thing, it's different than being wrong about, obviously, really out there things. So I think your conspiracy theory is when you're listening to them, you're like, yeah, it's this guy telling you about shit coins and penny stocks.

You're like, if one of 15 of these guys nails it, and you just 100x your money, that's actually, you don't need to be right 80 times, and you just made a lot of money. Yeah, I suppose. I don't think they get that kind of credit though usually because they're so wrong about so many things where the one thing like they even just this this is another thing i haven't like two hours they've been right about a few

no they've been right about a few but then there's some of the other ones are so like out there and wacky that it kind of cancels them out okay a bit but astrazeneca the they made one of the covid vaccines and they just completely pulled their vaccine oh what happened they're just like it's bad for you they're like they just were like it's it's been removed there you go done yeah they've had some wins yeah of course of course they've had wins what was the rfk thing you're telling all the rfk thing is that's another dude a lot on the wire today but uh rfk this week has been a lot on the wire i know rfk had uh i guess in some deposition like 12 years ago but just came out today that he had a parasite in his brain that ate part of his brain

and then died in his brain he's basically saying he has worms for brains that'll be tough that'll be tough if he has to debate trump and trump's like what i'm taking the guy with worms for brains is going to be the president. We got Sleepy Joe, old worm brain over here. Worm brain is a tough nickname. Worm brain is going to be tough to come back from. Matt, I hope we get at the bare minimum a three-way debate. It won't happen.

I don't think they'll let RFK do it. I think he's pulling pretty low right now. Worms for brains, right? We got a three-way debate between RFK uh rfk biden he's not gonna give you how to get in i don't think they're gonna let him fellas i gotta tell you about fit bod when we're talking workout essentials you might need your headphones you might need your phone one thing you definitely need is the fit bod app some people might need a knee brace even right fit? Fitbod, it's the essential that your workout really needs. It's a fitness app that creates completely personalized

workouts that adapt as you improve. Whether you're a seasoned gym goer, you're just starting your fitness journey, Fitbod will push you to make progress. It's like having your own personal trainer, but better, cheaper. You can work out anywhere without or with equipment and it's easy to build customized

fitness plans that work for you i do it and especially because i'm in a different gym all the time or if i'm just at my home gym not my home gym my home court gym is what i mean i don't know mine but you can type in and so it'll keep track of your progress but then also it'll give you new things that you wouldn't think about so you don't get bored and also so your muscles don't stunt in their growth. I mean, yeah, like I obviously use it all the time. The best part about FitBod by far is just the way that they will just give you exercises that you wouldn't even think to do. So I was doing an arm workout, got to get the guns going for the summer.

And they have this like waiter, it's called like a waiter dumbbell curl or whatever, which you think, I never think you do it, but you basically like hold the dumbbell with your fingers and you kind of like hold like a waiter would hold a plate. And it literally just like, it works parts of your arms that you would just never think to do. So anyways, it gets, it has all these different options that are just really great. Adapts as you improve, tracks your muscle recovery. You can learn the movements the right way with a thousand demonstration videos.

So add FitBot to your workout essentials. Join FitBot today. Get your personalized workout plan. 25% off the subscription or you can try the app for free at FitBot.me slash boyscast. That is F-I-T-B-O-D dot M-E

slash boyscast. And boys, the warmer, sunnier days are calling, especially in New York, which I'm very happy with. I've got my sandals on. Which is why you want to fuel up with factors, no prep, no mess meals. You don't want to be wasting all your time

working away in the kitchen when it's sunny out. No, absolutely not. Meet the wellness goals in time for the summer thanks to the menu of chef crafted meals with options like calorie smart protein plus keto factors fresh never frozen meals dietician approved ready to eat in just two minutes so no matter how busy you are you always have time to enjoy nutritious great tasting meals 35 different meals 60 add-ons to choose from every week you'll always have new flavors to explore i personally was doing protein plus then i switched it up then i switched back

to protein plus so i've been keeping it uh good and they also protein they've got all sorts of different things that you can add on like the juices and all that sort of stuff the smoothies and i mean i always say this the best part about them is just the time two minutes man you don't make a single dish dirty pop that thing for two minutes it tastes like a meal that you just spent half an hour preparing for yourself i know incredible lunch it's also incredible like late night if you feel like feel like you're eating you're just like okay i'll have something but this will actually be like good for you and not a crazy amount for sure yeah instead of having a bag of popcorn you just go eat a little protein

plus meal well it's not got crazy nothing wrong With popcorn But factor is You have a Factor Let's not be Spirited popcorn I don't know If we need to be Spirited popcorn To tell you

Factor's great Enjoy effortless Support for your Lifestyle Choose from Six menu preferences And manage calories Maximize protein

Intake Avoid meat If you want to And simply Eat well balanced Head to Factormeals.com Slash

Boyscast50 Use the slash boyscast50. Use the code boyscast50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off the next month. So that's code boyscast50 at factormeals.com slash boyscast50. 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while the subscription is active. Okay, this is my favorite thing all week.

Ladies and gentlemen, help. Our DEI trainer won't stop talking about King. So they hired a trainer at the place. Yeah. And they came in and he, this girl, I'll read a little bit of her thing. She goes, the individual straight sissies whom I work with are pretty nice for the most part. Still, people like my boomer co-workers often misgender people, mostly the younger they-thems at my office,

and they bristle when they are corrected. We need some outside help, so we requested a trainer outside of our organization be hired to do cultural competency training that would cover pronoun use, and although it took years of private cajoling and public shaming, we finally got it. I know a guy that his wife works at a consulting place. And they had to start doing DEI because that's the thing they want. And a lot of these places legitimately go to a business. And then they do like a $100,000 DEI training that fucks up their business

and then they hire them again to consult to come clean up the mess of their own. It's a perfect scam. It's a nice little racket. It's a perfect racket. But this is so funny because the DEI trainers, a lot of them are tapped into being sex positive. So you've been like,

we need a guy to come tell us why being trans is great. The guy comes in, he's just wearing leather. His briefcase, he drops the dildos all come out. You know We need a guy to come Tell us like Why being trans is great The guy comes in He's just wearing leather His briefcase He drops the dildos All come out You know what I mean He's like

I'm the kinky DEI trainer He drops He's got a bag It's like The kinky DEI trainer Is like a literal sitcom You know what I mean I mean it's so crazy

But yeah They're just He's got a bag It just comes out All the whips and chains and stuff like that stuff it goes oh that's not even for this i'm the kinky dei trainer dei stuff the slides are you know it's just like you know uh why why why white people are bad why men are bad two guys eating each other out like it's like pointing with a whip. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like pointing to the thing above. But yeah, he's like, you know,

whips are obviously a symbol of white supremacy, but also can be a good time. Yeah, and who wants to get whipped right now? We need to talk about those times. We need to be able to differentiate between the times when you are a... Now, we're going to talk about subs and doms for the next two hours.

The trainer is an interesting person who belongs to many identity groups. Trans and identifies as kinky, which... I didn't know kinky was an identity. He identifies as kinky. I didn't know that was one of the identities. Yeah, you can identify as kinky. All right. He's a kinky boy.

I guess you can't vet the dei trainers you just get what you get because if you turn one away then that's like its own set of problems exactly like if we go hey we need a di someone goes i'm available and they go oh not you and they go not me not me what's wrong what's wrong with me you just had your first lesson pal i don't be 100 bucks uh you saying that i was improper for the job was your internal misogyny yeah that'll be a hundred bucks. You saying that I wasn't proper for the job was your internal misogyny. That'll be a thousand bucks. This is another reason why you need me. You're just proving my point of why you need me.

The fact that you think I wouldn't be good, you've actually proved it. Statistically, you haven't actually helped any of the companies you went to. They all crumbled the minute after you do your training. You go, looking at statistics, problem white supremacy you need me you actually need me more than i thought for example when addressing questions like what should i say if someone misgenders my co-worker this person's answer includes that misgendering may be all

right if it's part of sexual play so i would love it you're a baffled you'd be if you're some dude like five years from retirement you got you got in trouble for misgendering and now you're being told there's like actually is a case for misgendering what no sexy yeah you go into the dei guy's office like human resources they're like you misgendered now obviously i need to ask you questions was this during a sexual situation where you're where you now were you riding this guy during the process? Were you trying to be sexy in any way? Yeah. If you were hitting on them, then that's actually okay.

Yeah, there's actually some loopholes here. There's a few loopholes here. How sexy were you trying to be? But it really is a sitcom, though, having the kinky DEI guy. Okay, you know, we've talked about white supremacy for the last half an hour. Now put your hand up if you know what gaping is. Well, it might not even be a guy.

Might not be anything. And then it said some of the co-workers are asking, I'm really confused how kinky is an identity like trans. So they said what you said. They lost me with the kinky stuff. So he said some of the boo said, okay boomer some of her boo she actually is like saying that this is causing more problems because it's

actually making people being like these freaks of course well people are starting to people are already kind of not super receptive to the stuff and they're just going along with it and then now they're like all right this is getting a bit much dude it's literally be like yeah uh the equivalent of being like hey we're gonna make you more accepting of trans and you bring a guy in that's like has a ball gagging and talking about sexual play is like you go to like a racist place and you're trying to give them like tell them like hey you guys are wrong about racism and then you bring in like a guy that's like a gangster shooting guns to like show you yeah you know what i mean also like this is like you'd be like it's not helping this is an accounting firm yeah you're like you brought

this guy you're like an accounting firm it's unclear no it's at all yeah you're like hey you know we want to give a seminar of how we need women more women in the workforce and the girl comes in crying to teach you about how you need to be more receptive to women that'll be, this is going to be $1,000. He goes, the person, the CEO. We take credit in cash. Venmo and Cash App. Definitely the kinky trainer passes the bucket around at the end for cash. I would love to know who this kinky trainer is. Kinky trainer is incredible. Kinky DEI trainer.

I wonder if they didn't know. Like, I wonder if there was information that they were kinky. Or like, that was kind of news when they showed up. Oh, I bet you their photo of them on the website is them standing backwards with their head between their legs. Looking at the camera like that, you know? All right. Which raises questions.

Oh, this is her conspiracy. Did management intentionally pick this trainer in hopes that this effort will fail or create confusion and then allow people to continue to use the wrong pronouns for they, thems because they will be like, I thought you were into misgendering kinky style as implied by the mandatory HR training. That's actually a smart move.

If you're being forced into this, you go, well, I'm going to get the worst person possible. How does that sound? It still counts. But it's like you go up to a woman that identifies as a woman. You're like, what's up, man? You go, sorry, I was just being kinky there. A bit of a kink of

mine. It's a kink of mine to misgender. Sorry, I should have mentioned I'm fucking kinky as fuck. How is that even a kink to misgender people? That's what I'm i'm a freak every i'm a real freak exactly i just like to just call you by your wrong pronouns you're due to the workplace you just have to show up like with the next day with leathers because you're like you miss it and you have to go with it like no i didn't i told you i'm kinky ball gags for disciplinary stuff you go put the ball gag in you're not allowed to talk for 15 minutes yeah and there's yeah i mean it really is like walking into the uh walking into the

the office and the guy's like well you're gonna be in a lot of trouble you misgendered unless there is one way out of this a way out of this open that closet let me ask you a question what's your dick size because we're gonna get you suited up suited up for a leather thong that has an erect cutout. Man. I watched some of Baby Reindeer. Yeah. Did you like it? It's pretty good.

No. I think if I wasn't a comedian, I would have been. It is. Well, there's obviously a lot that's like fudge for people who haven't seen. It's like the biggest show on Netflix right now. I right now i know it is enormous it's about this comedian who has stalked this guy in london but he makes himself out to be i don't know if he was like this but he makes himself out to be the hackiest comic of all time yeah like but i guess he's like in his mind he's doing anti-comedy but he's just like british people are all a little behind in

comedy and they always they kind of did it in music where they always do this moment where it's like the guy was doing what he thought and then has a breakdown. He goes, I'm just going to speak from the heart. But it's like, uh, it's, it's just,

I'm too in, I'm too in comedy to know what was happening at that time. And it was just like, no, it was a trend that all these comics that things weren't going for them was like, what if I go on stage and talk about how I was molested and cry yeah and you're just like and unfortunately it did work and like those edinburgh fringe where he went he was like that's who was getting like

all the press about them it was like my troubles about how i'm i was molested and then i'm having sex with trans people and i'm crying and i hate myself and i want to commit suicide it's like that literally was the formula to get press. So when he did it, it's hard to watch it and be like, oh, you know what? He just broke and he was like, he just decided to speak from the heart. And you're like, no, he didn't decide to speak from the heart.

He decided to do actually what was the most popular special in the net at the time. It was like, everyone was doing, he was like, oh, my like making my, my trauma, like his, yeah, the what's like dissectional uh comedy where you're sort of making fun of comedy yeah that that phase was over at that time so he was like oh now we're doing like cry yeah i was molested comedy sure so it's like i see it as i i can't watch i'm too in entertainment and have been for too long to watch someone do a video crying to camera and not know how calculated it was.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was watching it, actually. Does that make sense? So for people who haven't seen it, I guess these are just spoilers. Who cares? Spoilers, whatever. Who gives a shit? Don't watch it.

But anyways, the first two or three episodes. It's all right. Yeah, it's all right. But it's a good show, actually. But the girl who plays Martha is an incredible actor. The girl who plays the stalker? The stalker. Yeah, she was good. She's a very good actor. You're right. I'm being a little show, actually. But the first... The girl who plays Martha is an incredible actor. The girl who plays the stalker? The stalker. Yeah, she was good.

She's a very good actor. You're right. I'm being a little hard on it. It was just that part. But the first couple episodes, I was very much like, how the fuck did this guy, this comedian, this white dude, get Netflix to let him make a whole series? That's how he was molested by dudes and trans people. But that doesn't come out until the third episode.

It's only until the third episode where you're like, oh, he got raped by this guy and it made him gay. Like literally the third episode, he goes, this guy raped me. And then I guess I'm gay now. Yeah. Like where he's like, I was never gay before. And then he's like, I'm hooking up with like trans people and I was getting a trans girlfriend. And then you go, oh, now I get it.

Well, now I get how this got the green light. Of course. The first two episodes, though, I'm like, no idea how this got a green light. This is good. I just don't get why they... Well, the other part of it to me was they couldn't do... Because they basically...

They like making these stories, but I don't think they could make this one with a girl because they had him... The premise was the stalker was there and he was kind of like, yeah, but I kind of indulged it. A lot of it was like he was asking for it. He was asking for it.

So they could only do that with a guy, right? Yeah. They could never have a girl and she was like, you know, being stalked and like, well, yeah, but you sort of let him on. Like, sure. They say, if it was a girl, they'd have to be like, the character would have to be so one dimensional because they can only have a guy being like molested. And he's like, yeah, but it's kind of like, I kept going back there.

Maybe I liked it a little bit. They could never do that with a woman. No, no. This is very much the perfect storm for him. Like when I was watching with my girl and she's like, how did he, like, you know, how did he come up with this story? Is that what happened to you? No, no.

But she's like, how did, and you're like, he didn't, he, this guy would have never been able to come up with something like this. Like the only reason he even got something. Why not? I mean, he had, he had like no credits or anything before this. It's like, he needed this thing to happen to him for him to have this crazy story that then became this interesting thing.

He wasn't the type of guy who was like, oh, I'm coming up with these crazy things. He needed this crazy thing to happen to him, and then he goes, oh, there's something there. But in terms of him being able to make another thing that's going to be like this, very low. I've definitely had stalkers. Yeah, but low.

This thing is nuts though it's like she was sending him literally like 50 000 emails or whatever we've had one show up at her house and take pictures and stuff oh really yeah that's crazy yeah that's um yeah and anyways it's a good show but that was my kind of thoughts i go yeah i don't get how they greenlit. And then he got raped by a man and made gay. Well, he's sort of saying maybe it was in him before. Sure. But it didn't,

he didn't know it. Well, do you know what probably almost made him a little gay before that? The fact that he was trying to be a comedian and it'll help to have a, especially in London. Yeah. In London. They're always like more,

I mean, that's like Nanette it's always the places that are a little more behind uh comedically are always it's all they're almost more of that you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah and it's funny i saw something where people were because this guy this like i guess producer dude like raped him or something and then he uh like people on the internet were trying to figure out who the guy was in real life and then they've people like i guess the internet was like it's this guy and then they're trying to like ruin this guy's life and oh that's not he's like it's not this guy the guy's like i'm not even gay

not a rapist and i'm not even gay yeah also why not charge the guy with rape if you're saying that this guy raped you like it didn't happen that long ago that's true i don't know there's some things about it where i go like i think they go it's it's semi i kind of forgot that it was such a semi-biographical because apparently he said like the martha chick he goes like she we changed her so much where she wouldn't even know that it was imagine i did like in 10 years i do like a a biography of my life and i just like slide in like you kept trying to rape you know what i mean then i moved to new york and then i did this and then there was a i was podcasting and i just have you walk in like time to pay the toll

drink some of this ghb with me you're not a prude are you just like you want to make it don't you yeah you mess me like what the fuck dude and i'm like no i said it's semi-biographical i didn't use your name you go the guy looked just like me he said you had wrote about the man he tallest chuck what are you doing five years so you had a podcast the guy kept coming in with his clothes off this jewish guy kept trying to give me ghb the whole time you literally had me walking in the door every day going, ah. Ah.

It's game time. Danny, we need to start the podcast. It wasn't even relevant to the plot. Yeah, it had nothing to do with it. Hey, man, this is what sells right now, all right? This is what people are into. Ooh, la, la. plot yeah hey man this is what sells right now all right this is what people are into so new york's one big protest right now yeah and uh me and johnny were gonna go i was leaving the next day so it was kind of hard but we were gonna go down to the protest when they took over the school and stuff like that because we actually filmed their last one right before that happened

but then johnny said he was too hot. I think the war is over. It was like 1130. I think the war is actually I think the war is over though because Macklemore came out with his song. Macklemore solved it. I think Macklemore solved it.

Macklemore is I think so too. I think Macklemore came out with his song and then everybody Israel just goes oh check and mate. Macklemore comes out with

he it's funny because there's the Macklemore video Where he wore the Jewish costume But he was like I don't know what you guys are talking about It's just supposed to be a guy Looks like the grabbler It was just a costume

It was literally the grabbler costume Of the Daily Stormers merch shop Macklemore is the king of ear to the ground What's the new activist cause i'll do the song about it yeah it could be anything you know well i mean he is that is the kind of activism he's into but yeah he just came out and then in the thing there's a uh there's like a big like overhead drone shot from i guess it was in ottawa actually some school and they had free palestine written on the steps and they spelled it wrong they spelled how they spell it they spelled palestine uh pa la something i would do yeah

yeah they spelled it wrong um well i don't know if you saw the whole thing got solved also because there was the frat boys against the activists yeah which to me i actually watched that and nothing to do with the conflict people were kind of saying how crazy it is and I was like no that's actually what a college campus should be the nerds do something the nerds are the pro-Palestine people

and then the jocks frat guys are like you guys are lame you're making probably 90% of people on the campus don't care about your thing you're ruining their experience in college for them so now we're gonna basically you know take the opposite come and chug you know come with our beer yeah to me that was like and our american flag overalls and shit but then the one guy made the monkey sounds and that wasn't yeah now he's screwed yeah he's screwed yeah but but in terms of removing that stuff you're just like that's actually a normal thing that's normal

yeah and those guys could go negotiate like they're negotiating the treaty they're like listen we agree that you guys are gonna have to take showers at least once a week and we agree that he's not gonna show up to class with puke on him after the kegger you know hey you're allowed to do your protest here on tuesdays but we don't want this hey and you guys are talking about no uh police on campus we want we're agreeing less police on campus but We're agreeing, less police on campus, but we also want campus security to not be able to raid our kegger

that we're doing this Friday. That's actually... It was, things were back to normal almost. It was a bit back to normal. They finally just had enough of it. You agreed to shower before sociology class, but Chuck's going to agree, no coming to class with puke on him smelling.

We're not going to shit on the streets as long as you can keep your music down. These are all fair deals. It kind of felt like it was. But they did pass that law where they said, basically, they ran to Congress to post the speech laws that anything is anti-Semitic. Crazy. It almost reminded

me of, I was kind of laughing, I always one of my favorite that anything's anti-semitic crazy it almost reminded me of like it i was kind of laughing uh i always one of my favorite things is like the idea of just from like a sketch perspective is the idea of like when people are passing laws and one guy always tries to get one through yeah like probably the thing that i think about a lot and i've never made it a joke or sketch is the local politics versus the um like the broad guys like a guy really for like a small town of 500 people yeah and the guy being like you know i'm gonna stop racism i'm gonna stop white supremacy and i'm gonna turn this town there's

gonna be no transphobia we're gonna end world hunger and the one guy's like i'm kind of running on uh putting the bridge on fourth street we're gonna we going to fix the bridge. Do we get a street light? Yeah, yeah. We're going to get a street light at the intersection of Anderson and Cooper. But to me, the one that was always funny was the guy being like, we're passing this law

that no one can say any anti-Semitic stuff about Jews. And one guy being like, and also, if a woman makes fun of a man's dick size, that also be illegal you know that took me a long time i'd like to attack in a rider for uh no uh dick size discrimination please yeah just one guy it's also and also your wives are not allowed to uh you know get mad at you for going out with the book like one guy trying to squeeze in because they're really being like we're making a law about one thing that you can't say and another guy's crazy squeaking his one about one thing that you can't say and another guy's crazy squeaking his one is one thing that you can't say i mean it criminalizes me like the

day they passed it and then i posted the jew song again or whatever and then people are like see you in the gulags danny or whatever because you know all that stuff becomes illegal it's actually pretty funny someone that would be hilarious if you went to jail for uh like being anti-semitic i know i know someone dude some uh i actually was gonna i'm like in the process of mildly trolling someone in my dms but uh some like publisher of basically like not like nazi books and all that stuff like dm'd me because they saw the jew song and they're like hey man just i love what you're doing or whatever they go like i love what you're doing like like we're on the same side here just send you some crypto no no no no send me some crypto they go uh we're like a we're a

publisher or whatever anyways but they're like well they might but anyways they're like they're like we're a publisher of all these like you know books and stuff like mind comp and and they go we saw that your uh your comedy special is called the international jew so obviously like someone who would have a special like that they're like you know we're on the same page we also published the international jew and then no they didn't he goes he goes we're also also publishing the international jew he goes and they want to do a sponsorship deal i like these guys they want to do a sponsorship deal with me so then dude they're like so i was like what's the sponsorship deal gonna be like and I'm just like literally just in my free Time whenever I you know message the guy he's like we're gonna do a sponsorship deal with you

I see any fight picks fights with all these guys. No, I don't know why his channels always get flag This on Twitter, but uh and then but he's like we won't do a sponsorship deal with you He's like, you know, we're kind of an upstart so we can only offer you He's like we're really big into the jq stuff So like, you know that that's what we're working on so he's like we don't have a lot of money right now so we can offer you like a sponsorship deal where we'll give you uh you know a cut of uh like sales you know you promote a coupon code the coupon code they gave me is danny 88 and then i told him that i go jews have given me better deals to be honest but i'm listening

all right this has been the boys guys danny polish i'm gonna take a second year to tell you our new sponsor uh minecom books and i use the promo code danny 88 for 20 percent off you know i got a couple check i mean i get a couple bucks kicked down to me that would be the most jewish thing you've ever done in your life dude i was like talking to this guy i was laughing so hard too because i'm like you can look at my twitter for five seconds and realize like is there any people that have like any jewish people that have like you know made money off of selling like uh anti-semitic anti-semitic like merch or whatever

probably i mean maybe probably not but i i'm sure must have been i'm sure it's possible uh i mean it's such a niche market right like again these guys they're not like yeah it's true making tons there isn't a ton of money there isn't a ton of money in it i mean a lot of these books you can buy on amazon anyways like the international jew like i don't think these guys are the only ones who sell it okay they just they're doing a print run of it but danny 88 thing though that is really howling what a funny promo code is 88% off? no yeah that's

it's gonna be kind of misleading people are gonna think they're getting 88% off and they go no that'll kill our margins we can't Jesus Christ yeah it would be hilarious

if you went down for antisemitism but yeah they I mean I theoretically could though I know like why

I'm not i'm not exempt from it who who would this help like it just makes things worse always 100 like you're like this doesn't tell any person that they can't say shit especially in america like do you see canada do you see that bill that they tabled yesterday two days ago they're doing all sorts of crazy stuff the the retroactive retroactive bill bill c is 63 or whatever where so theoretically if you have a tweet up from 10 years ago that's hate speech like if that counts that it's covered under the umbrella of hate speech so even though it's not current and like the law got passed now they're like yeah it's like old tweets you can go to jail for yeah that are illegal now that are illegal now

guys out of his mind nuts and then he he also solved Israel Palestine by making tampons mandatory and construction hand me a hammer guys come on that's gonna be the whole construction site well it's it's uh it would be funny if Trudeau actually if he was funny he went up and he is just like to one guy and he was like you know we just we wanted to do this because we think Chuck needs it just looking at his performance on that sander yesterday we're thinking that we got to make it mandatory because fucking chucker over there say you get chucker needs and that's for sure well uh we we thought it was a bad idea to have the mandatory constructions on our all-male uh construction site but then i saw the way that uh

fucking tony was putting up that brick. He was laying those bricks yesterday. Yeah, it seems like you need a couple of them. You need a dispenser year-round. Watching Frankie's golf game yesterday, I was thinking that he might need them everywhere. I hope they don't make the walrus illegal on sites, you know, just the two tampons in the mouth, I guess.

That's a hate crime. He goes, hey, there's a spill over here. Someone spilled some shit. He goes, grab a bunch of tampons. Those mouth like this that's a crime it's gonna be happening he goes hey there's a spill over here someone spilled some shit go grab a bunch of tampons let's just soak them up the walrus is that what you're talking you're saying the walrus like that's like a known thing well people is that a known thing in your house not with tampons he right he's have you ever heard this you've never seen him someone do like chopsticks or something yeah but i'm okay but i'm picturing your house is you and your girl doing the walrus i just coined that right now you did the walrus so anyways that's what's going on there was one where they were both doing a fuck joe biden chant on both sides which is hilarious that's pretty

good i feel like on top of that this is probably going to make it uh difficult when like six months from now, they're all just talking about canceling student loans. It was like, you can pay for that, I think. Well, that's the thing. They all hate Joe Biden, even though he's canceling their student loans. Although I guess he's not canceling. The thing is, he's not canceling active student loans. Like you're not if you're in college. Yeah.

Right. So probably the people who are far removed from college are actually like, yeah, joe biden now because there's i've been watching i've been watching some of the videos and it's kind of like half you know we need safe space kind of college kids and half like we're ready for war yeah like there's half the people there you're like actually don't want to be messed with and then there's kind of like some of those there's like uh i don't know if you saw the rabbi i think it's schmooly or whatever i wanted them he went and he was like in there like trying to fake like a hate crime basically yeah yeah so but let me walk around and instigate and they won't let him the funniest part's probably the protesters that are like the nerds with masks the guys that have like the fucking you know the flags

on their head and all that sort of shit they're like those guys are ready to go yeah i don't think they're really gonna be i mean some of those guys are ready to go dude they're like black panther style yeah yeah some of them i guess some of the yeah maybe some of them are i'm telling you there's a few people that you wouldn't want to like uh you wouldn't want to get into a scuffle with them but the other half is like college kids with masks and they're saying like we set up our tent and like here's our supplies that we need and they're giving these lists like okay we need uh this is what their like demands are from the school we need gauze uh bandages uh pads for wounds goggles uh trauma shears i don't know what trauma shoes are tweezers cpr mass hiv tests diva cups chapstick is that the one is that the one

that said no bagels for what? What was the bagel one? There was one where they go, food? They go, here's food. And they were like, we need vegan options. I don't know what school it was, but they're like, we need vegan options, vegetarian, gluten-free options, no bagels. They're just watching their weight. There's another one.

They have an encampment, and they release their schedule. they're just watching their weight yeah there's another one uh they did uh they they have a encampment and they release their schedule so they have a speech dinner dealing with cops workshop covid testing therapy led grieving and processing circle and then quiet hours quiet hours and you're just like okay so those ones those ones are not uh a worry but yeah there's somewhere it's like proper like middle eastern dudes ready go. And those are honestly the ones who I feel like they probably have the most skin in the game. They maybe have the most right to probably be mad

about this whole thing. Yeah. I wouldn't mess with them personally. No, I'm not messing with anybody. I don't give a shit. The funniest thing I saw that's almost moving on a little bit is there's, I think this was in the uk but they're basically the mosques they want them like their prayer areas they want them to be men only and women only sick and and women are allowed in mosques well i think they have prayer

areas i don't know if it's a mosque exactly but I watched a whole video on it And I watched like the guy from The Muslim guy talk about it so I know I'm not getting it like incorrectly This guy's because at first I was like As if but it's true so basically They're the school Has like no gender They're not allowed to segregate right

Or like legally under like the British Law they're not allowed to segregate And they're like well you have to let us segregate so basically it's the schools trying to be like progressive by not segregating but obviously the muslims are kind of like this is what we do you aren't you you have to pass a law to kick girls out of our thing if you're progressive let's go yeah it's hilarious right let's go muslim students at sola hole uh sixth form college have began to pray outside the college and protest against female students It's hilarious, right? Let's go. Muslim students at Solihull Sixth Form College have began to pray outside the college

in protest against female students having equal access to a multi-faith prayer room. They've accused the sixth form of having an intolerance towards segregation. Intolerance towards segregation. God damn, I love that. That is, that's a line right there. That's some good shit, right?

That's some good shit. They go, intolerance against segregation. So they're literally like, if you're progressive, you're going to kick these bitches out? Sure. They go, how, no, it's how progressive are you? Exactly. Are you so progressive that you will segregate by gender? Are you, are you there yet?

Some people are like, fuck, I thought I was pretty progressive. Dude, I think some of these people's brains are just going to break when they hear this one. I think some of these college administrators, their brains are going to just short circuit. Yeah, because in the hierarchy of races and religions, Muslims kind of climbed up there, too. Well, I was thinking about this because I was actually talking a little bit about... The Catholic Church, if a Catholic Church tried to be like, fuck, I'm out of here. Oh, hell no. Hell no.

Hell to the no but i was thinking about because uh last time i was in austin was the right when the kanye west stuff was all going down and so that was about a year and a half ago so it was interesting i was like i remember i just was like it just started happening and i was talking about it on stage and, uh, kind of was doing jokes about how the, the trainer, uh, Lizzo's personal trainer was, he was accusing him of all this stuff.

And, but the funny part is that Lizzo, that guy's Lizzo's personal trainer. Cause you be like, how's that guy ever work again? You know, you'd be like, Oh,

let me, let me get a trainer. You're like, I got Lizzo's guys. I'm probably good on that. But, but, uh, so that it was was i was back there again

and it was just like um a year and a half later i was like oh shit it's like the big thing is the exact same shit right but when you're thinking about what what's higher race or uh gender like i think a lot of people originally, it kind of feels like the trans stuff is the highest for a little bit, right? But just, I mean, this is the best way to say it.

Every big black, every big like, you know, black or Muslim probably figure could like say fag a hundred times and you just say the most homophobic shit and it probably would

ding them a little bit. If one of the queer eye from the straight guys said the n-word he is done forever and i think that's probably a good way to look at it right like if if one of those guys said the n-word his life is his career is over and where's the career one of those guys pull a kramer he's done right yeah whereas i think that most of the like big muslim guys like those guys could be on record saying like probably the most homophobic shit and it wouldn't ding them that hard no do you see the kathy hokal thing where she said the she's like black kids in the bronx don't know what a computer is they don't know what a computer is it's because of the yeah but she's like the governor of new york she goes yeah that's the

governor of new york yeah black kids she's like black kids in the bronx don't know what a word computer oh my god are you crazy How do you say that How do you get so out of touch People's brains It's insane I mean that being said If you watch some of the drill rappers in an interview Not that good

If you watch If you watch one of the drill rappers on No Jumper He goes Yo you posted something online He's like yeah If you watch one of the drill rappers on No Jumper, he goes, yo, you posted something online? He's like, yeah, I don't even know. Also, a big mistake by Danny last year. Dale Gribble instead of Boomhauer.

People in the comments. Confused the two. Apologize. Yeah, well, that was fucking... You have to be... You're deranged. Sure. But I think that's what's happening is people's brains are getting mentally deranged. You see that a Louisiana city of wealthy white residents faces exodus of parents who resisted racist secession.

So basically, these people in this town, do you know this? Yeah, well, I read it here, but I haven't heard about it. I hadn't heard about it before, no. But it's kind of an interesting thing because I think they're painting it as like a racist thing. But if you actually look at the stats, it was like, no, it's a lot of black people that are moving too. It's basically like the rich people in the city are just like, why are we paying all these taxes that, you know, you're not enforcing any cops. There's people shitting on the streets. Schools are bad.

Schools are bad, whatever. So they're just like, well, why don't we just create our own city? I didn't know you could do that. They didn't either, but it worked. but they've been in the supreme court for like five years or some shit yeah now they finally have their own new city i mean it really is a they're they're it's obviously getting muddied as like this race thing which it isn't but it is like an interesting thing you're like can the rich people of this of a city just create their own city and be like yeah we all make a lot of money and we'll have those tax dollars actually use i

mean you know why are we funding all these other people is kind of i mean it's a tale as old as time that's america right that's what america is kind of in some ways yeah yeah i mean i don't know i i as much as i know about it i mean i guess they're just saying yeah why can't we just do this but then why can't everyone do that like why can't 50 billionaires be like we're going to create our own city of 50 people and we have a mayor and you know all our tax money just goes to shit that we want we have one awesome school yeah and i pay school i made a billion dollars last year so i you know i'm paying uh 500 million dollars in taxes okay well i want you to build a nice drink yeah yeah yeah i mean i don't know i don't know maybe this sets some precedent where this happens moving forward i don't know like they had to vote for it

it didn't even pass well there is a point that you push people where they won't pay it anymore i mean that's why people from canada are all like moving to different places because they're just like yeah you pushed it too far and then he's now he's trying to do a 25 000 tax that you can't leave that's always the the final beacon call like that sam uh california did that too it was like whenever they like push everyone so far that they want to leave that they're like you can't they have to try to make you not leave i mean that was the hallmark of all communist countries is you go yeah you can leave you just can't take anything with you like they were right they went to the that was the full extreme of communist countries would you go like if they

let you leave it was like sure you can leave it will allow you to leave but you can't take it and some of them probably don't even allow you to leave because they're like no you have some fucking brickland to do pal no a lot of them don't allow you to leave but the ones that did allow you to leave like russia for example soviet union you're like yeah you could leave but you're not you can bring a suitcase yeah you're gonna be closed you're definitely not property like property just goes back to the state fellas it's barbecuing season among other things butcher box is the ultimate in all. It's a box.

We're out there. I've told, I got my dad on ButcherBox. I got everyone on ButcherBox. Get incredible deals on premium cuts from ButcherBox. Deals this good or hard to come by at the grocery store. You're looking like a chump out there at the grocery store shaking lemons. Shaking a chicken breast. Shaking a chicken breast trying to figure out if it's a good one. Hello, hello.

It doesn't work. ButcherBox takes the guesswork out. Peace of mind. Easily find high-quality meats. Seafood you can trust. I've kind of been doing all this stuff. I haven't done a ton of the seafood, but I've been on everything else from Butcher Box. I've said it before, but the lobster tails that they have, you make a little lobster roll.

That has been sort of your jam, eh? Maybe. You have been sort of a lobster tail, man. love lobster tails the breasts you know a bit of everything they got chops the pork chops 100 grass-fed beef free range organic chicken pork raised crate free wild-caught seafood humanely raised no antibiotics no added hormones free shipping as always delivered right to your doorstep curated to customize box plans incredible value with a variety of high quality cuts at an amazing value you know exclusive membership deals recipe inspiration guides tips and hacks so this is just a convenient way to get the best cuts delivered to your door and it is the season so this is a value and if you want to go

sign up at butcherbox.com slash boys cast get our special deal which butcher box is offering our listeners a special deal plus 20 off your first order join today using our link butcherbox.com slash boys cast use the code boys cast to receive this unique deal today so head over you know what i always bank accounts everything whenever i'm looking at the you know like muslims and christians and religious stuff uh even in like comedy i often i'm just like man it would be sick to have a religion because legitimately think about start your own dude there's so many people that get into trouble and then they just go actually this is against my religion and then you just have like baked in you know millions of people that are support you yeah it really is like the perfect crime so why don't you accept christ i've

honestly thought about it and i can't i'm just not like it doesn't make it doesn't work for me i've given it i honestly have given it an honest shot that thought about all the stuff and it's just like i don't believe it i can't pretend i do yeah i can't and i'm not good at like you know what i'm sure you know me enough to know that like i'm not a person that can really uh say things i don't think that much no which is maybe like a curse in some sense because i guess in some sense i i i generally don't say opinions i don't think yeah but also that's not because i'm uh honest person it's because i'm not able to sure yeah to I'm incapable of not saying what I think A lot of people are happy to say

That they don't believe to just be on this team I couldn't do it They do the math in their head And they say you know what The costs are way lower than the benefits The benefits are so high for me Just saying some things I don't believe I'm part of this club, and I just have to occasionally do some shit.

I was baptized Anglican. If someone was coming for me, could I be like, hey, Anglicans. There's a war on Anglicans. What's Anglicans just Christian, I guess? I don't know. It's one of them. Yeah. Protestant?

Protestant? No, I'm not Protestant. No, no, no. You're incorrect about that. This is just the normal wishy-washy Christians where they probably have pride flags at the church. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like female gay. Milton Berry.

That was the pastor's name? Milton Berry. Yeah, Milk and Berries. I don't know. All the different Christianities confuse me. I don't know. Whatever. But you just have so many people riding for you immediately.

It's like a get-out-of-jail-free car. I mean the muslim thing that's the for sure the best part of the muslim it's amazing you're like there's way so i just joined this club and then there's fucking two billion of us it's a scientologist have it a little i guess scientologist is the one you do if you're not about that life yeah if you want to be like this super closed thing but i mean the muslim thing for sure you're like fuck man there's two billion of us like you can't really ever feel that threatened as like in terms of your actual like identity yeah because you always be like this you're like there's two billion of us they're like there's 50 muslim majority countries you're like at the end of the day you're like maybe they're not the country you're from but it is a good like hack and it just so many people of like even like think about like mel gibson like all the shit people are like oh you're anti-semitic he's like actually i'm just so for god yeah now

i'm gonna make another movie and i'll make a trillion dollars like kind of selling jesus yeah and then he made the what was it the santa movie that was actually okay i like mel gibson movies i didn't see it actually i heard that one was good though i like him i i don't think i don't know if it was totally the best movie in the world, but it was good for me. Mel Gibson is a banger factory, my friend. Apocalypto was such a good movie. Yeah, of course. It was incredible.

He was making good ones. Yeah. I don't know the extent to which he's a director, or what's the extent that he's good at organizing projects. I don't know how creatively involved he is. I mean, Passion of the Christ was his. Did he write it? I think he did. me give me that information did mel gibson write passion

of the christ i don't know yeah or did the you know the god come through his hand and he was just the vessel yeah it's just written by jesus did you write it writer of passion of the christ one of them or the uh writer So you never know what these things mean right When you see like the Guy who organized the project face of the thing Helped sell it executive producer And they have him credited as all these things with other people Yeah sometimes they're just

That could mean that like The lines for tomorrow he was like We're changing this we're changing that Yeah he goes I want the writer credit And you get more money you get like a bigger piece of the thing and just. Yeah, so it's hard to really know exactly

how involved they are. But regardless, he makes bangers. Yeah, he did produce it though. That's what I think he's good at, pulling together projects and selling them.

That was the whole thing is he owned like, they were like, he made so much money on Passion of the Christ because he owned the whole thing. Oh, oh.

Yeah. He's laughing. Yeah, he went all the way to the bank. Well, he actually didn't go to the bank because they weren't really... He was debanked, unfortunately. He had to go somewhere in Switzerland. This is actually where he didn't go.

Boys, article from AOL.com. Cry crying at the gym is completely normal and could benefit you that's this is always just one person that uh is like a complete mess yeah actually you know what i almost dropped a barbell on my foot today and i would have been absolutely written by a girl okay i just want to make sure well i just want to make sure i just want to make sure sometimes uh you never know sure it's funnier if it's a guy it's a guy i don't see how much you drop a barbell on the 15s were too heavy for you no i was like i was mentally not paying attention and then the barbell was like leaned up against this thing and then my foot i was barefoot too and then uh because i was and then i took the 45 off

and as i was taking it off i was like pulling it off but i was holding just the thing and not the barbell and then just before i was like oh shit if i pull this off this is gonna land on my foot on your foot yeah with no shoes on why are you don't have shoes on because i was dead lifting and i don't wear shoes when i did you take your shoes off in the gym it's because it's it's bad for your feet because like i have running shoes and you could wear vans or like flat sold shoes like you ever see those like lifter shoes they're like perfectly flat but like some shoes have like a angle like a running shoe has like your foot's angle and apparently it's not good for you to deadlift so or you know just looking at this because i was

trying to do a shout out to this guy that he said we could come and do blood work when i was in austin all right It weighs too well. Okay, let's do it. Yeah. No, I did it already. Oh, you did it? Oh, you did the blood work? Yeah.

Okay, cool. But I don't have all the stuff. Yeah, it takes like a week or something. Yeah, okay. You probably do crip work. Fellas, this is... Ryan's deep into the rat beefs. If you ever think... You think crips are like not

Cause remember that We talked about it a long time ago But how crips are not allowed to Say C's C's like or B's or whatever Yeah And like so like If your dog

If you're a crip And your doctor's like So we need to send you in For some blood work Can't do that Are you fucking with me right now If there's a place I can do clud work

Then I'll do some clud work. Blood work's not on the table, Doug. I shouldn't have even said that. I don't think the hardcore gangbangers are doing a lot of this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, sometimes they... Fancy boy tech health products.

They might have diabetes or something. They go to the hospital and they go, we need to draw some... Just to see what's going on, you know. They go to the hospital and they go, we need to draw some just to see what's going on. Or do they know in the hospitals? They go, hey, we're just going to do some routine clud work and then we'll get you out the door. They're like, made that mistake before. If you ever found yourself crying at the gym,

you're not alone. And experts, all the experts are back at it again. This time the experts have figured out the crying at the gym is good. Okay. Experts are sharing the reasons why. Just 20 chicks balling in. Imagine going to a gym. You just walk in.

Girl's squatting, crying. Girl on the thing crying. She's like, what is going on? The experts recommend it. So here they basically. Is it like from overexerting yourself. Are you having like a nervous breakdown? Like what is the source of they have an answer to that? And they give five different categories and they say five different five different reasons to have a couple here.

But yeah, sometimes you're crying because of stress. Sometimes it's because of happiness. Well, you hit you hit a PR and you're so pumped about it that you start crying. The only acceptable crying for a dude Is always like happy crying I mean not at the gym If I think the last 30 times in my life Or like 30 years in my life That I don't think I've ever cried

From like a bad thing The only time I've cried probably In the last 30 years really Is like happy shit and movies. That's the only thing that gets me. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't even sad shit and movies doesn't even get me.

It's like only, only fucking like, you know, like Tom Cruise lands the plane. I went to, and Ryan's like, I'm not joking, dude.

Happy shit and movies sometimes gets me yeah and i go i'm not fucking crying dude yeah sick aircraft carrier i don't know i can you think of a time where you cried because of being sad like a memory i can't think of memory no or like hurt or something no i can't but i do i'm telling you the movies that probably the most time ever is movies get me or like yeah yeah it's probably only movies that elicit any sort of just like something something like happy shit sort of fucking hits me yeah sometimes yeah yeah i know you mean like i finally get to the girl at the end you know sure so yeah yeah you, man. But so that's at the gym. Yeah, you hit the PR.

I'll accept you hit the PR. But you're so jacked up with like, it's just not a response that would happen. If you get a PR, you walk around and be like, woo! Like, it's not. I know. But you don't cry because you hit the PR.

You cry because your boy hit the PR and he's been trying for six months. I guess, yeah. If you've got a workout partner. You cry, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, like he finally did it cry you know what i mean yeah yeah like he finally did it you know sure i guess you could shed one yeah if he was maybe like kind of

disabled or something and they got some chin up or something i don't know disabled guy hits a chin up you can cry yeah whatever you go good man misty height the stress so you can cry from stress is one of the reasons it's a very normal thing It's not normal to cry at the gym. The experts have decided that crying at the gym is normal. Is there a specific locker room that kind of has most of the crying happening? Yeah, equinox. No, but I meant the gender of the locker room. The equinox, when you go in, they're crying.

It's like those guys are coming down from all the MDMA last night. Yeah, they're just getting blown in the steam room. It's a very normal thing if you're crying in times of stress. It could be anything. Family stress, work stress, changes in a romantic relationship. I guess a guy that broke up with his chick, and you just have the guy that's at the gym just working that off. You know, fucking bitch.

But again, it's a different type of energy. The weightlifting energy when you're lifting weights is such a different type of energy like the the weight lifting energy when you're lifting weights is such a different i agree i'm just kidding of course i agree that it's ridiculous to be at the gym fucking you go let's fucking like i guess if you like if you now we're working like if you injure yourself maybe like if you're training for a You know triathlon And it's next week And then you Oh yeah

Fucking blow your knee out I wouldn't cry Doing squats There's no way that shit Would make me cry Doing squats or something Yeah yeah I know but I'm saying

Maybe a chick would Like I would at least be like Okay that's I guess Well this article Doesn't differentiate It's just as normal For guys as girls Like she was so close

To the top of the mountain And then it was taken away From her Yeah Like at the Knee area And you go I get that I saw a girl cry UFC girl Didn't make weight and she was crying yeah because she probably

was like i've been training like insane for eight weeks yeah sure you know starving myself and getting hit in the head yeah that i understand yeah sure yeah yeah but i don't know if like you know you were going to use that machine and then someone took it and you were next in line i don't know if that should be a crying that's not a crying um fatigue is another reason you can cry if you're tired if you're tired during a particularly intense workout session could also cue the water work so just like you're too tired because you might be maybe just be sweating and you're confusing the two is that possible dude if i saw a guy at the gym crying and you're like you all right man he goes i'm just tired i'm just tired you go go home yeah psycho you're pushing gym crying And you're like you alright man He goes I'm just tired Go home you psycho

You're pushing yourself so hard you're crying They're not even not fatigued I don't know I guess fatigued from an intensive workout session Nevermind I was just thinking tired in general Yeah like I went so hard that I'm crying Yeah maybe Well this is out of control Maybe I'd cry if I was on a bench

And then I was like bench pressing And then some guy accidentally sat on my face like the fattest guy at the gym sat on my head. I might get a couple tears. I love how you think if a fattest guy at the gym sits on someone's head, you're the one being sat on

not sitting. Another one is happiness. Not only does working out Release pent up feelings But it also produces Endorsements that can lead To happy tears Happy tears

So there's no reason That it's not normal Experts say it's perfectly normal It's the most normal thing In the world I have a feeling The experts are going to say Also this is at your job

Also it's everywhere else Well I'll keep an eye out on it That's all my favorite Like Monty Scott Had that joke years ago But sometimes people Just become your You know the, the best jokes, you're just like, whenever that topic comes up, you think of them. Yeah, yeah.

Because they kind of just described it. But he's like, if you want to see the difference, like, when a girl's crying, watch how much help she gets. And when a guy starts crying, watch how much space he gets. Guys, start crying on the subway. Watch how much space you get. Oh, for sure. Oh, yeah.

Especially in New York. Yeah. Well, anyway. guys start crying on the subway watch how much space you get for sure oh yeah especially in new york yeah well anyway i'm fucking crying at the gym's incredible um but we have another one there was before the selena gomez had that photo where everyone was just telling her how brave she was posting it yeah uh but this influencer comments on influencers hot bikini pic sends her into a spiral and basically every person was just commenting how brave. And just like, I'm so happy someone's showing me what a normal body looks like. She thought it was hot? Not even that, but she just was posting a photo of her. She didn't think it was any sort of hot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She goes, here's me in Greece. And it went viral. Listen, every girl loves body positivity until they get called body positive. Yeah, yeah, no shit. You're so brave. Oh my God god thank you she's just like a normal looking chick like you know she looks fine ask you yeah next time you're

not like jacked or anything you're with a girl she asked you how uh how she looks tell her realistic attainable really you have a really attainable i honestly you look like you're doing good for society by showing people what an attainable realistic attainable body honestly you look like you're doing good for society by showing people what an attain what a realistic attainable body looks like so the woman was initially confused after unedited bikini pics went viral with women praising her for promoting realistic body image a situation that carly said left her grappling with body image issues yeah ironically yeah ironically she's gonna have an eating disorder now sent me into a spiral because I didn't even think twice about the fact that my body looked realistic to some people.

I was just vibing my bathing suit showing off the awesome view. That's so fucking funny, though. Because I'm sure that most of these girls that would say this, you'd be like, well, you've been the one comment. You've been saying that this is great. Yeah. People are showing off realistic bodies. Yeah.

Her post, which also shared in video form on TikTok, has received a huge response. As many praised the social media star, we are just so tired of filters and smoothing pictures before posting them, that seeing this just felt refreshing and real. It'd be funny if she did use filters. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if there's a guy version of that, you know? But the girl version, yeah, probably not, because we don't really have a body. Guys will flex, I guess.

That would be the equivalent of if a guy's in a photo. He'll be like, let me flex as far as I fucking can. I guess you could post on a thing like, thank you for showing everyone that going to the gym is not just for, you know. Yeah, yeah, sure. I love that you're just saying the common man could just go to the gym.

Just anybody, just any fat piece of shit. I appreciate you showing me that health is important and gains aren't everything. The guy's just crying at the gym. That's why he's crying. He's like flexing and everybody's like, man, what a realistic body. I can look like that in two weeks at the gym, man. You can be healthy without being ripped. I feel like we're only seeing extremes

like models are really fashionable plus size but not the in between so she's getting called the in between another comment agreed happiness is realizing my body is not the full picture every girl needs to hear this preach others shared reasons why they've avoided taking photos Carly's post has

inspired them to take the damn picture like a 900-pound girl on your comment section being like, you're right, I should be in a bikini. Girls like us do not need to be told.

I mean, there's no shortage of those either, though. One declared, this motivated me to stop freaking out and just take the picture. Yeah.

All right. Well, there you go. But again, you're like, it shouldn't motivate you. I think Danny should get some comments on that again you're like it shouldn't motivate i think danny should get some comments on that if you're listening on his instagram photos but that's the thing it's realistic body it shouldn't motivate you because you you're gonna you're about to see

what it's gonna do to her and then it'll do the same to you yeah like if you're that chick who has motivated me and then you post the photo and then everybody's like this is so realistic like you know what that means you definitely a hundred percent have no uh qualms about what that might mean yeah exactly you're like you think you're gonna like it until 50 000 strangers comment would you like if a girl called your dick realistic yeah exactly you're like what this is the most realistic this is what a man's dick looks like this is what a man's dick looks like on a statue in an Italian museum. What? You're getting, I love calling girls realistic.

A husband, men have been out of control this week. Well, this guy. My husband said he wants to divorce me Because I breastfed my son Now that they've been in another man's mouth This is crazy So the girls sort of blow the whistle on this guy But the guy wants a divorce

I mean the only other thing is Maybe this guy just wanted a divorce and he's fighting over everything But it doesn't sound like it Sounds like he's a fucking nutbag So the guy wants a divorce from the wife because she breastfeeds, and he's just like, well, I'm fucking taking this guy's kid's sloppy seconds.

Literally, he goes, your breasts have been in another man's mouth. Like, it's our newborn baby. Well, he's walking up. Yeah, he's probably going into the baby's crib. He's like, I guess we have to do a little chat here, huh? Because you stay away from my woman. You think you just take me. Honey, what are you doing? Nothing, just putting the baby's crib. He's like, I guess we have to do a little chat here, huh? Because you stay away from my woman.

You think you just take... Honey, what are you doing? Nothing. Just putting the baby to sleep. Fucking stay away from her. You think you just take what you want, huh? The baby's just in there.

He's like... Do you think the baby is in on it, though? He winks at the dad? Yeah, probably. You've been breastfeeding? You know how I fucking feel about that.

The dad writes, outraged. I enjoy your boobs. Now they've been infeeding You know how I fucking feel about that The dad writes outraged I enjoy your boobs Now they've been in another man's mouth I no longer enjoy your boobs He's male and your son Also this makes it incestuous in my eyes So he's definitely You fucking freaks

Coming in the girl's breast I love how he plays the incest card Yeah you look at you fucking freaks I'm not living in this progressive freak show where you... Hey, man. And there's screenshots of him telling his wife that he wants her to move out of the family home

and he wants 50-50 custody. And also, he said that he wants... He doesn't want her to do baths after a certain age because he says he doesn't trust her with the kid now. He doesn't trust the two of them together naked i mean if this is true this guy is gonna get zero percent custody like you go into fucking that's true family court and she's like yeah he thinks breastfeeding is incest yeah and she's like i don't you're like explain why i walked in

on him fucking gagging on your tits yeah this guy's getting to the road to zero percent yeah that's nuts uh by the way um kind of a funny thing is the taliban which we always probably one of uh my favorite taliboy the taliboy it was one of my favorite things we talked about it a bit but there's all those vice articles about how the taliban after the war is over now they just had to be like jobs at the government you know you know the guy was like fighting the war bureaucrats yeah they had to become bureaucrats right which obviously sucks that we were saying remember we were saying the girl asking him like hey excuse me do you know uh what's going on with the paper copier and he's like you would be hanging from a tree yeah yeah um but the tal now, which they're basically trying to woo tourists from Afghanistan.

Yeah, hot tourist destination. Yeah, they're trying to make it hot. Which is actually, to be honest, that is actually the next step in a country. They are doing good, and they're just like, probably is better for the country if they try to make it so people can come there.

It's good for the economy. Yeah, for sure. It's too bad that the taliban destroyed like all their best monuments and everything oh good they had all these crazy like 2 000 year old statues and monuments and the taliban destroyed all of them i didn't even think of that like 10 20 years ago or something well have you seen the photo of so basically we'll put this on but the photo basically, look at their,

they did in their travel brochure, they Photoshopped themselves in. So they actually didn't take the photos. They Photoshopped Taliban guys like having a fun time being tourists taking selfies. I mean, Julio,

Julio Gallarotti, funny comic, but he did this like weird travel series and he did go to Afghanistan. He said it was fun. Oh, I remember Julio went there. Yeah, I remember he made a thing. He's like travel series, and he did go to Afghanistan. He said it was fun. Oh, I remember Julio went there. Yeah, I remember he made a thing. He's like, it was cool.

He went to Afghanistan, and he said it's cool. But it's really difficult to get to. There's not really direct flights, and you've got to fly in other countries. So you're saying it's probably not going to work that good, making that a tourist destination? Well, they have to set it up. Apparently, they don't have a visa system set up so that you can't go there. You have to give months in advance warning

to get a visa. Doesn't it almost seem suspicious, too? The Taliban being like, yes, yes, come through. Americans. All that Death to America stuff, we were just, that was all.

We were just overreacting. It almost seems, I mean, for starters, they'd have to make it so girls can do it. That's the hardest, because most who are, tour probably i don't know what the exact percentage is but if i was to guess i would say 80 of travel is a guy and his girlfriend or wife yeah they did say something because there's one kabul has one five-star hotel and i think there's like a spa in there where women if you're a tourist you're because women are not allowed to go to school

after sixth grade. But they make it so the tourists can't have to go and have to do those laws. I think similar like Dubai, where Dubai has certain rules around alcohol. The girls have to wear the head stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But certain, like Dubai, I think

alcohol is illegal there unless you're a tourist. If you're a tourist, you can drink though? Yeah, like you can drink in hotel bars and stuff. Yeah, so I think they almost have to do that kind of stuff, I guess. But who's going to, I mean, I don't know if they have any resources or whatever,

but I don't know what the big selling point for going to Afghanistan is when you're in that part of the world. And the country is pretty war torn, right? Yeah. It's like a disaster. I just don't know what the selling point is. Do you have some sort of nice like waterfront or I don't know,

some museums. Well, they have a bunch of people in front of a crappy monument taking a selfie right now. That's what I'm saying. The thing, it looks like the actual monument got removed. It looks like it's just the base of it because they're like, we destroyed the actual thing. All we have left is the base that it used to sit on.

So it seems like the kind of place where maybe if you were doing a Middle East trip, you go, we'll go to Kabul for a night. Oh, yeah, yeah. 100%. Two nights and then go somewhere else. But nobody's gone for the whole trip to Kabul. When we went to Europe, what do you think was the best place? The best place? What do you think's the best place

we went to? I mean, I probably had the most fun in London, but again... London was the... Probably London. Not a travel guy. I liked Sweden, but we didn't get to see much to be honest like but even just like you know taking cars and cabs and stuff like what do you think was the nicest probably london london i mean london's hard to beat it's like i forgot how sick london was london's awesome because i hadn't been there in a while how cool london was uh probably london after even just like

walking around in london it's very cool like it kind of has a New York vibe where there's everyone everywhere, but it's like more walking than roads almost. Yeah, yeah. Like there's big areas where... It's huge. It's a huge city. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

But I don't know. Stockholm looked cool, but it was freezing. We know lots of people that moved to London and stayed there. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Stockholm, I liked the vibe there, but it was so cold that you couldn't cold We didn't have time to really go around It was very cold

What was the one that felt like Russia Where we had to do that big drive Maybe it was Finland Copenhagen maybe I don't remember The one that was close to Finland That was Sweden I felt like the actual city was cool

But we drove through the country And it did feel like Oh right A lot of desolate stuff Yeah yeah To go from the airport It's like an hour drive Into the city

And yeah you're just Kind of going through Whatever But um Yeah I don't know Kind of reminded me of like Scenes I've seen When they had the Olympics

Back in the day Yeah yeah You gotta go I think in the summer To a lot of those places To really appreciate them Well speaking of travel We actually have an update

And uh Some of the Australian boys came there, which I'm off tour till I go to Australia, which is going to be fun and I'm going to hang out. There's a lot of funny people there and Nima lives there

and stuff like that. Oh yeah, I've read Nima. Yeah, but, so now we've been talking about the woman who made the art gallery that men can't go into. Yes. And the men saw,

because she basically pulled the scam where she goes, men can pay for a ticket and then you get there and they kick you out and they go, that was the exhibit. That was the exhibit, yeah.

So the men are winning and then they said that she can't do that. However, now she's got another trick up her sleeve and by the way, this is making her like very popular. So this is, the whole scam's working. Okay up her sleeve. And by the way, this is making her like very popular. So this is the whole scam is working. Okay.

But her new thing is she goes, women only museum becomes a toilet to keep men out. And she goes, but if it's a bathroom, then I can do it. Yeah. Except for guys are allowed in the women's bathrooms. Okay. Well, I identify as a girl. This is. Check and mate, you dumb broad.

You're not a woman you go yeah I am well that's the problem and then maybe she goes well that's the art exhibit because I made you say you're a woman

I know there is a never ending stream of what the art is she goes her plans involve transforming a velvet clad lounge

into a women's toilet and church which she claims will allow it to continue operating as a women only space under legal exemptions. So this is kind of where it's going is she's, Oh, it's a women only space.

And then it was like, I mean, they've been having these debates all over the world everywhere. I mean, that's JK Rowling's whole deal is can they have women only spaces? Yes. And I know, and I mean,

Australia, I would imagine it's pretty progressive when it comes to this oh body yeah they're they're uh i don't know i think they have a prime minister probably but i feel like the prime minister in australia is very similar to like uh he's always doing the pro-censorship stuff and then he even said he goes elon musk's out of touch eh yeah well he wanted us he wanted to censor he wanted like twitter to remove all the stuff that was about that stabbing i was talking to a lot of tech guys about elon musk when i was in austin yeah with scoop very pro yeah they all sort of have

that attitude of like he's the one guy you wouldn't bet against sort of stuff i mean it's been a pretty and a little bit of the pro the the the like 3d chess stuff a little bit of like a lot of times which is one thing that i've never thought of is uh some of the stuff he says uh he knows that he's like pushing the window a little bit so now other people can say the one under that oh interesting yeah there's a little bit of that too where he takes it a little bit extreme and then uh uh dolls it back a little bit because he knows that just like opens it up for other tech guys To now be able to like say what they think Interesting So apparently there's a bit of that where he's like consciously does that

But the gist of it from Again this is Austin Which Austin tech guys are maybe pro him And I bet you a lot of the San Francisco A lot of the San Francisco tech guys Might have been like he's a Nazi you know Sure yeah maybe That's good though i like yelling

yeah everyone's everyone's pretty pro him but nice cool city austin so shout out and i got to the cool thing is i've you know i always spend a lot of time sort of like chatting with people and also the place i played had like a big outdoor so i hung out with a bunch of guys that came some crypto guys it's a collection of interesting guys that moved to austin in general i mean they got a good scene there i'm like just in general, not even just comedy. Yeah, exactly. It seems like they had a huge, huge influx. It does.

Yeah. But, once again, we are now starting to get close to our 3,000 patron goal. So, appreciate everyone who has been signing up for that. Yep. And I'll be at the dojo this Saturday. Morris Plains. You're going to the New Jersey dojo? Yeah

This Saturday night Come on out Maybe I'll come Alright Ladies and gentlemen Patreon.com Slash the boys cast For another episode

This has been The boys cast Woo