The Boyscast with Ryan Long - THEY WAN $3 TO SAVE DEMOCRACY- INSANE FUNDRAISING

Episode Date: March 25, 2022

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And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead But we don't end forever, but we don't end forever The BoyzCast, in the place to be We're gonna be in Nashville this weekend, today, tomorrow Also, Tampa just has also been announced, I think it's the 28th, 29th And most importantly, my merch drop. Fellas, fellas, the top line. Fellas, fellas, fellas.

Is it made with sustainably sourced materials? It's made, well, no, this is all sweat labor. But it's a high-end sweat. Like these, the sweatshop kids. It's American sweatshops. It's American sweatshops. You know what I mean?

These are like primo American kids. We're not paying the minimum wage but it's close these are american children making these these garments and they have all of you know how at the bottom of sweaters and stuff they have like the the uh like the like that the i don't know what you'd call that a cuff or whatever yeah it's the higher end one which is like way thicker nicer yeah it's a nicer cuff so it's a nice piece of material nice anyway ryanlongstore.com my cuffs yeah these are these are shabby well you buy your shirts on fucking what like from uniclo no you actually go search like random teespring designs no i have some those i bought those two uh online ceramics sweaters those are

actually pretty you actually do just go to random like online garbage disposals sometimes it's this is you buy the clothes that are going to a landfill in india if you buy them no not those no i don't not those online ceramic sweaters those are fucking no well you because you have all those wacky designs what was it online ceramics is that what you do yeah yeah well i bought the couple from online ceramics but those are not uh cheap well you'll always you know you'll be like, I found this new design, blah, blah, this new thing. And you come and you go, that's just the mankind symbol from nine years ago. I found this. Yo, check out this thing.

This is Austin 316. Yeah, just like sports teams that don't exist anymore. And you go, it's a hot new place. And you go, basically what happened is they sent those to a landfill in India. Someone went and picked them and then started putting them up, doing drop doing drop that's where like half of the fucking uh someone's drop shipping business in india just right back to me yeah and kirk paul just sent it right back to you and why does it take two months for shipping you know it's actually funny those online ceramic sweaters i bought because they are print to order and they they did take two months. You're the only one. Well, that's because they haven't made one in six months.

They've got to dust off the printer. They've got to call the guy who's chained up in the basement. They go, fire off the printer. Hey, we've got to sit. What the hell? He's looking at it like he can't believe his eyes. The computer won't turn on because the disc has been. Come on.

Sitting there collecting dust for eight years. They go, a certain Danny Bull is chugging New York America. He goes, honey, we need to get the printer rolling again. So that's what's going on with the type of clothes you buy. Anyways, we're into our clothes, aren't that? Yeah. I want to... You should do a sketch about the shop that they get made at.

Yeah, that's not a bad idea. Like a sweatshop style. It's like a cross promotion slash sketch. I did a... You get all comics like making your sweaters? The worst. I had probably the worst. Because I'd like to address some allegations first of all.

Because everyone thinks like, you know, I go to the bathroom a lot. Yeah. And also I'm kind of hyper. Oh, the cocaine stuff. People all think I just coke, right? Yeah, you're not at all. Yeah, like you know. I'm not at all.

You're not a drug guy. I'm not even really to the point where that ever was really a big thing for me, where I was a big like uppers guy and then I stopped doing them. You know what I mean? You're naturally an uppers guy. Right. So that's a big part of why I don't really like it. Yeah, the comments are all like ryan just

coked up he's like no he's got a tiny bladder heaven forbid i go to the bathroom on a podcast everyone you know what i mean it's it's you know and the i get messages about it and stuff like that too and the comments always was like what are the messages be like yo you party sick no the message will be like yo you went to when you went to the bathroom you did a bump right what did what an insane thing to do on a podcast yeah and when they think i'm guesting on podcasts yeah and just having conversations then i go take off and i come back like whoa let's go oh well that's and i'm just because i'm just loopy and i'm just stupid and i have to pee a lot which does i, come across that way. You know what the problem is?

It's like the Occam's razor where it's the simplest explanation, but that's not fun. The simplest explanation is that I have to pee. The simplest explanation is no fun. What's fun about Ryan has to go take a piss? Yeah, what's funner is I went there to pipe myself up in the mirror between jazz. Yeah, exactly. You're slapping yourself in the face. You're fucking this up.

Ryan, you are fucking this up yeah i mean ryan you are fucking this up they fucking hate you out there dude this is the worst podcast anyone's ever heard i know you're fucking bombing dude the host no you shouldn't even be here dude you're an imposter total hot mic yeah yeah yeah i'm just now you're listening what's the guy with our boy the jinx? You're fucking nothing, dude. The people out there listening to this podcast know you're fucking nothing. You shouldn't even be doing comedy. You have no business being on a microphone.

Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid. I fart. And then I come back. I go, what's up, boys? Hellas. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. I tell myself in the bathroom

I go your energy is too low They can tell your phone Do you turn this up to 11 bro I get wrestling music playing in my head The kids back We wrap the podcast You've been in the bathroom for 25 minutes What are you doing?

Coking there? Yeah so anyways That's been happening But my loopiness probably got to an all time high. And also the loopiness combines with the fact that I'm constantly doing too much stuff. Yeah. And I'm not sleeping. I don't sleep.

I'm doing fucking 14 hours of work a day and all different things. I'm juggling all these things in my brain. And then so I just constantly get loopy. And this is probably my worst ones ever. So this Monday, I was supposed to go to kill tony uh and i was gonna do a bunch of other stuff i was gonna do drinking bros i was gonna do a show on info wars i was gonna film stuff i was gonna film and then uh i was gonna go to the vulcan and basically uh i got to the airport oh you got all the way there yes because i didn't check in the night before well everyone has their two cents whenever i fuck everything up

they go so basically yeah you're like yeah no shit everything you're saying obviously yes i got to the airport armchair quarterback everyone yeah and they go they couldn't live a life they wouldn't last a day in my fucking loopy brain dude they don't know what it's like to you know i mean legitimately do things like take uh milk out of the the fridge to make cereal and then uh take the cereal out of the cupboard and then put the milk in the cupboard then going back to your room and then you go what i was supposed to get cereal then you walk back and you go where's the milk it's in the cupboard and i go these are the kind of things that I do on a daily basis. Oh, yeah. You're going to like plug in your like electric shaver.

You're just holding a knife instead. Just fucking jam it in the socket. You go. Yes, that sounds. By the way, I got super electrocuted at the studio. You deserve it. That's what you get. I got crazy electrocuted where I was like, whoa, I don't think I've ever been electrocuted

that way. Right. But that you're saying that is like, imagine someone did that. I know. I do this on a fairly fairly regular basis right yeah so these are the kind of things that i'm doing on the you know daily and so anyways i booked the ticket and then other people i'll say the thing i booked the ticket to the wrong city but basically other people go why don't you get an assistant and it's like well i have people it wasn't road trip style it doesn't really make sense to have them book your tickets you go okay so i'm like uh i'm

sort of like running around i don't know when i'm gonna go and then basically i'm like okay i can go here and then what i message someone i go can you book it then they have to message me back and be like here are your options like how is that easier yeah yeah i don't really get how that helps and it wasn't road trip style where you booked a thing to boston what's that whatever the movie road trip where it's boston but it's austin where the girlfriend i don't remember no i booked it in nashville instead of austin and i don't know how i did it but i got there and then there was no way to get to austin in time they're basically like even if i went to houston and drove or there's some other options dallas and drove i couldn't get to austin closer than like 10 uh 12 uh midnight

and you're just like fuck it well no i was and then i was skulking around the airport thinking i was gonna crack some other option i sat down for one second and one of the janitory type people at the airport was like you can't sit there and i basically was like oh yeah yeah were you hoping that someone who was flying private to austin would, like Jerry Jones would be going through the airport and you take pity on you? Where are you going? He goes, Austin? He goes, me too. Hop in.

Yeah, I was sort of hoping something would come up. Well, I was trying different sites and things like that, sort of gulking around on my phone. I kept, and I was refreshing all the different things because I was like, if a Dallas can get me there by like 630 i'd be fine or whatever so anyways i canceled all my stuff and came home and started doing my taxes nice and then so anyways we're going to nashville this weekend the bottom line of the story was things were out of control yeah where were you searching for flights because here's a little i don't know how i did here's a little key no no but here's a little key uh thing when you're searching i'm just saying because you're in a jam and if you go like on most of the apps they don't show

southwest southwest does not come up you have to go to southwest website so just in the event that you're in a real jam just go check southwest website because they might have a flight to where you're going i went to all the different i went to all the different places at the oh you actually went to the thing yeah i was going around to different and then what do you think this is the 90s you can't just walk up and buy a ticket i literally walked up and i go i need to be in austin when i go yesterday if you have any time travelers i need to be there before asap so that went on for a bit i don't know what the solution is because it's not even an assistant.

The people, people get it always wrong about me and you definitely want to argue with people. Here's another one. Whenever I'll, you know, sometimes it'll come up

on the podcast that you're fat and gay, right? Yeah. And then people will be like, Ryan always frigging calls Danny fat and gay. And then they sort of look at me like I'm a bully,

but what they don't realize is Danny sees himself as above that humor. Like he doesn't want to be in the muck. I'm not above. Yeah. How am I above that humor? They see it as like,

oh, Ryan's calling Danny names. It's like, yes, but Danny sees himself as like he's on some high perch for this type of stuff. I mean, considering my penchant for fart humor, I do not think i'm above he doesn't like to he doesn't like to make fun of people back he goes you know everyone's making

fun of each other in a group you go this fucking guy look at this pussy i just raised i just raised out my bro's no you got a very much like a come on guys attitude guys guys that's that's my comeback i go guys come on dude Oh really Really We're doing this now Alright I guess I'm going home Really Really

Wow That's the thing They think that You're being bullied When you just think You're too good for the I don't think I'm too good for it I like it

No You don't like to be in the muck I don't like a muck That thing you sent me though I'm not a muck raker So Danny sent me this Jeff Foxworthy thing Oh my god I think we both So Jeff Foxworthy thing. Oh, my God.

So Jeff Foxworthy. God damn. I got home last night at like 1 a.m. And then I opened Twitter and it was all over Twitter. And a really funny thing is how many of the identical responses are. It seems like it's like Russian bots. People aren't happy with it. But it's not.

It's just NPC. I woke up still laughing. So Jeff Foxworthy. but it's not it's just npc i woke up still laughing so jeff fox if you if you're pissing people off on twitter with your boomer humor boomer you might be jeff fox yeah dude you just fucking literally named his next album boomer humor well he basically the joke was and this is coming out and they they memed it. This isn't out yet. This isn't out yet, so it's about to come out. So mark off your calendar. And the joke, the gist of it was, you know, when we were growing up,

some people used to, oh, yeah, I remember when I was a kid, you used to get trophies. But that being said, when I was a kid, you used to have to win the competition to get a trophy yeah exactly it was a big applause break right oh huge what was it because i played every sport and it was weird back then if you wanted a trophy you had to finish in first place and yeah you like it's a it's a like a meme style but you know that that place exploded like like if those people i don't know why that was doing it for me so much i swear

to god like i was sitting in my bed just chuckling for a good a good 15 minutes i was sitting i was just sitting there you know in my boxes in my bed just sending other people to jeff foxworthy me well you replied to it three different times in a row yeah yeah yeah like i said and then like two minutes later i'm just like that was fucking really good dude it's crazy too because it's not like a seven-year-old like uh crap like a thing that people would i guess say that you go that point's just probably been made eight trillion someone in the comments i didn't even know this but someone in the comments posted a very similar not similar but a george carlin bit that was like basically the same premise of like the fucking participation i put them in the same sort of thing carlin fox but i'm

saying it's like george carlin did it in 98 so every generation is saying that they did yeah and then the funniest thing is it turns out every generation actually had participation dude like it's a myth the comments are amazing because first off people are like yeah so the first like uh recording of the term participation trophy was 1922 okay right so people are like and then they're all this one you would see probably i saw 500 of this exact response like not word for word but basically identical which was they're like look you we were just kids you were your generation was the one who gave us these yeah you freaking yeah so it's like why are you fucking making these you're like you made them up it really is in those common threads it's like a a point you've heard festival but it's yeah it's like over and over the same

it's like a computer simulation is what those look like yeah no it's npcs it's, yeah, it's like over and over the same. Well, it's like a computer simulation is what those look like. Yeah. No, it's NPCs. It's just like, must produce response. Yeah. So Kid Rock's doing a comedy festival in Nashville, right? And he's been sort of triggering some people. He went on Tucker Carlson, right? You see fucking Tucker Carlson in the pussy room? He was like, I guess he has Tucker Kid Rock's club in Nashville that we went to, remember?

Has like some VIP, it's called like the vip pussy room nice and there was a photo from i think last night and it was like tucker carlson he's in the pussy room dude tucker carlson just cranking pussies the cameras go off he's like all jokes aside yeah he becomes a real fucking demon okay so kid rocks news thing i i can't decide whether I fucking love Kid Rock or it's like he's the biggest cornball now. But his new thing, which is like We The People. So he has a new one because we were talking about his old song. But his new song is very much like,

the fucking mainstream media can suck my dick. Anthony Fauci can suck my dick. I'm a bright bot, man, and you know what I'm saying. And all you liberals can suck my dick I'm a bright part man And you know what I'm saying And all you liberals can suck my dick But the part that was making me laugh so much So that's like the verses And then the chorus at the end part Is like

That's why we all need to come together And he was like So the chorus is very You know If we come together Nothing can stop us You are my brother And I am your brother

anyway and then he just lists off everyone who can suck his dick again in the verse he's like anyway he's back to the verse you can suck my dick and you can suck my dick he's basically mainstream media can suck my dick and cnn can suck my dick he's probably just he's just going full mike lindell basically like i wonder if he's getting says no one can cancel him but i wonder if he's getting to the point he probably doesn't really matter like at the end of the day but i wonder if he did a participation uh that's why i remind me that he has a he has a line of a participation trophies in his thing yeah yeah but i i wonder if he's getting to the point where radio stations are like we're not even playing like the old shit no that's maybe uh maybe a few of i guess but you

but in the south like all the conservative places. Nah, Kid Rock knows what he's doing, man. He's a hero cruising through Nashville, dude. Oh, big time. Dude, Kid Rock cruises through Nashville and just has his pick of over 30 Nashville kings. You see, he was talking about on his, he has a Rolls Royce. Of course he does. And he has a Let's Go Brandon custom badge.

It's like a Let's Go Brandon. Sorry, that's the thing. He's like, we, the people, we need to come together. let's go brandon like custom badge well that's sorry that's the thing he's like we the people we need to come together let's go brandon that that's in the course brandon in the course i think he means uh half of the people need to come together specifically half of them dude i was watching the fogsworthy thing and the kid i kid rock video back to back and i was just having a fucking, it almost made up for me missing my flight and sitting in my stupid bed

by myself. The best part about the Jeff Foxworthy is how many people it just angered. Like, in a just blind rage. It's sent.

Yeah, I retweeted it. I go, still got it. Just hoping some, still got it. Like, people are fucking,

everybody's like, is this what my netflix subscriptions paying yeah they're going full crazy look at that 90 of the programming is actually to you this is really like a little piece of meat for a sliver of the people right and he's not even getting political like it's pretty it's pretty tame they're just mad that he's like it's a old premise i mean imagine getting mad too. Like, Jeff Fogsworthy thinks kids these days are too soft. Yeah, it's like, he's doing the jokes,

the exact jokes you thought he was doing. Dude, if Fogsworthy comes to New York, I would go see it though. Legitimately, I think that kind of, I think that kind of comedy is like, entering the like, the bad BET comedy for me, where it's like, I think I might start like, pretty non-ironically watching it.

I mean, dude, his Redneck, the first one was the first comedy CD I ever wrote. Okay, so know how... Classic. So that's how those guys are kind of out of control, right? But I got my hands on something pretty good. So remember how Trump's always kind of asking for money in the things, right? Yeah. I found that i got someone that subscribes to the like democrat ones and they get all the we need money for democrats things because you know the the right wing ones are like

fuck dude like it's time for patriots to donate right yeah they're coming for your like they're taking your guns yeah land it's really prove that you're a patriot and they have all the crazy like oh today only it's an 8x bonus like it's like a casino website right well this one's even better it's very you know the like uh uh democracy now or what is it called is that what it is that's one of them the retweet of trump's orange sort of thing yeah yeah well these guys so i i wrote down a few of them they basically send three emails a day yeah and every single time the gist of it is you need to donate three dollars to save democracy so they basically are you know democracy is under attack and we need to stop you know we've been doing our part and we're trying to raise this money so if you donate who is uh on the receiving

end of this money so this one's called move on oh yeah move on.org i've heard of that one that's the biggest one but there's a few other ones but i just sort of got the there's a lot of candidates to send but the gist of all of it is that you can save democracy for three dollars they like they all three dollars is the number that they're picking okay right and sometimes they give you a free thing with the three dollars uh recently there's an? No, they were giving a Trump lost get over it sticker. Solid. So you get a Trump lost get over it sticker with your $3, right? And this is the recent one.

Everything's in all caps, right? They're having a fucking flip out over there the whole time, right? And they go, Tucker Carlson was just featured on russian tv so and they go now in this incredibly dangerous moment we want to ramp up our operation so it's time to donate and donate three dollars today to help fight back against tucker carlson and the right-wing media machine so exactly but you got your twitter account but it's so funny because most of the things that they want you to donate money to there's no way that you could really stop it so it's like how would me donating three dollars help stop tucker carlson they're just like we'll just be louder we'll have

i think that's what they're saying we're buying megaphones yeah well yeah we'll just be like hey you know cnn here's another cnn yeah i get but exactly though they already have the opposition of tucker carlson, which is CNN. So they go, what are you going to do? Just give a bunch of money? Like, do they know CNN doesn't have enough money? Yeah. I guess they think they're going to plan a rally, maybe.

Yeah. So I think what they actually do is they hire editors to post, like, you know, videos, compilation videos about how evil he is and stuff like that. And the Trump is orange stuff, retweet of Trump is orange. You think these tweets write themselves? Yeah. So you can help save democracy with your Tuesday. Okay, so then they go.

And that was the one they're giving you, Trump lost it over it. So, dear MoveOn member, this week some at-risk Americans will be eligible for their fourth COVID-19 vaccine shot. But still, some won't take their first shot. So they're really stoked. So what are they raising money for?

To just fucking stick people who don't want it? That's the thing though too, right? At this point, basically COVID's on pretty agreed upon on the outs and they're just like, can you believe these people won't get their fourth vaccine shot? Dude, every person on their fucking email list could give them a million dollars and

they're not going to get more people to take the vaccine. I know, right? Like, it's like, what do you, yeah. Well, they said that if you give them the $3, it'll help fight back against Republican misinformation and protect your vaccine card. We're offering you a pro-science, pro-health vaccine card holder. Shut up. This is like, I mean, the term term it's kind of like my sponsor video i made yeah i mean the term grift obviously gets used a lot more for people

on the right but this is by definition a left-wing dude i fucking love it man so these guys straight up if they go yeah because they're getting they're pumped that they get their fourth vaccine shot but they go some people won't get their first but if you donate money we'll make more videos because they haven't you know we don't they probably haven't seen the first ones so can you imagine if you held out two and a half years from getting your vaccine uh from getting your shot right two and a half years in you somehow come what is this move on business? You somehow, someone retweets something. Yeah, it's just a tweet you see and you go, that did it. You tweet a move on video that they made with this money and then you go, you call your wife and you go,

I'm really sorry. You call your wife. Sorry I ruined Christmas and Christmas before that. I'm sorry I ruined the last two Christmases. Thanksgiving. Yeah, I'd really like if if i get my job back also um and uh i i'm gonna i am gonna be able to come to that uh stadium in new york now and they go what what was it do you mind if i ask like what made you uh finally change your mind what was it well i don't know if you know this but tucker carlson is a liar. Yeah. And I didn't know that until I saw a tweet.

Anyways, hey, check out my new vaccine card holder. So they have a, it's a pro science vaccine card holder. Try to rip this in half. Try to rip my vaccine card in half. I dare you, yeah. Try it.

And they go, what the, I can't. I lost my vaccine card, by the way. Really? Yeah, I got a picture of it. That's fine. Yeah, it's gone. Nobody requires the original. Sign the petition. This is two more. Sign the way. Really? Yeah, I got a picture of it. That's fine. Yeah, it's gone. Nobody requires the original. Sign the petition.

This is two more. Sign the petition. Remove racist conspiracy theorist Joe Rogan's podcast from Spotify. So they're raising money to get him off Spotify. Well, you know what?

I guess if they can raise like 300 million, if they raise 300 million, they could legitimately maybe go to Spotify and be like, you guys paid him 200 million? Here's a 50% return.

You're going to tell your shareholders that you turned down an extra $100 million? Yeah. And they go, I guess. Well, what did you need to do? And then he's on YouTube and they go, ah. No, you need an organization that raises $300 million to keep him on Spotify. You need people messaging the Patriots being like, hey, listen, these people are trying to get,

they raised 100 mil to get Joe Rogan off Spotify. We need to raise 105 mil to keep them there. It's like the GameStop thing. Everybody go buy Spotify shares. Buy as many as you can. We got to keep them on. Yeah, they pause. So your $3 can help get Joe Rogan off spot.

Isn't this great? Your $3 is just paying for the fucking addition to their midtown Park Avenue offices. Yeah, exactly. Right. They said it's time Spotify listened to its users and our demands. So it's time Spotify needs to be listening to their demands. Spotify must be a place for sharing ideas stories and music not for deadly disinformation about covid hate and bigotry why can't it be both they're not offering you anything with this

why can't it be both why can't we both well they're not offering you any the other one you got a vaccine card holder and then a trump fuck off sticker this one the rogan thing they're not really offering but they should have gave you like a neil young sticker i mean at the very minimum they should be if they're asking for money to get rogan off there should be a plan attached there's no plan yeah they're just it's the most like just hey we're gonna just if we get enough money well you know we're gonna try and get them off what does that entail what do you yeah well let's say you raise 100 million dollars what's your plan yeah video we're gonna make so we're gonna hire uh compilation one of those airplanes with the Skyrider.

We're going to fly it over every city in America. Really, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're all going to go to Sweden. That's exactly what it is. We're going to hire the airplane thing. We're going to hire graffiti artists to do bad Rogan caricatures. Yeah, with a line through them yeah so

that's that and then the last one um Donald Trump preparations for being able to steal the presidency in 2024 are well underway and including working to replace top elected officials in the battleground states with his own loyalists will you chip in monthly to power move-ons campaign to defeat donald trump and protect our elections in 2022 so they basically this is their big this this is one they had a lot of more democracy language in there too right where they're saying basically basically like hey you need to stop this candidate so we can have democracy which is kind of like a big thing i know people don't i would like i don't know i don't know if i'm missing something but i don't think i would ever consider donating money to a politician

hell no like unless it's yeah unless unless it's one who you know personally and you know once they're in i'm gonna get some fucking sweet perks out of this yeah exactly or if or maybe if you um if you had like a business interest in it i guess sure yeah yeah they go they're gonna fight for me to you know remove some red tape or something well if it was like some specific thing i mean the you know the covet thing maybe if you like really were done with lockdowns but i guess you know that they're not gonna win anyway in like new york or anything like that so it's not most of the times and it's over anyways yeah it was the president you go hey one president's campaigning to stop you know preventing comedy to happen in clubs or something. Maybe. I don't know.

Yeah, I guess it hasn't really hit home. We go. Well, anyways. Fat gay Jews are going to be banned from America. I go, hmm. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's not the only thing that people are doing to stop the Republicans.

So this artsy anti-Republican case for micro bangs. So it's, yeah, it's kind of. What do you do if your girl is like, well, just one day it comes up with micro bangs? A lot, well, a lot of people have sort of caught on to the idea that you just sort of attach, you know, politics to whatever you're trying to do or whatever.

To your bangs? Yeah, well, yeah. Micro bangs are not a good look, right? No. Well, I remember when I was doing stuff at the hard times, there was these, like a few stock images of the girl with purple hair and like the really short micro bangs are not a good look right no well i remember when i was doing stuff at the hard times there was these like a few stock images of the girl with purple hair and like the really short well i feel like and we use that photo i feel like the first micro bangs i ever saw was the girl from uh d antwoord i don't think i ever saw but she was that was not a political statement that was like i kind of like the girl from dm i know but i'm saying but i'm

saying her thing was like i'm this wacky weirdo not yeah i'm insane like it looks like orange man bad it was just like i'm this crazy weird person well danny was actually writing an article the anti-democrat case for micro d's micro d's are not just you know for sucking anymore yeah yeah this is not just a statement yeah why do you have a hey why is your dick so small it's like yeah because because aoc is not gonna be empowered as long as i'm concerned yeah because i don't want to be a fucking living in communism i don't know how about that

why is your dick so small oh maybe because i care about our borders i don't want to go to the fucking gulag i don't know yeah maybe because i don't want to live in a police state did you ever consider that that uh that uh that americans are losing their jobs to immigrants and you that's yeah you would be triggered by my micro dick i fucking bigot you bigot micro bangs are a bit wrong but that's part of why they're interesting and frightening to the bad guys i mean if if i see someone with micro bangs approaching me i assume i'm about to get yelled at they're never there to be like hey uh how's it going you look lost you know no no there's not like a helpful it's not very unapproachable it is an angry haircut.

It is an angry haircut. It's a haircut. It's like an anarchist haircut almost. I guess wacky hairdos became sort of the poster look for being a whatever, wacky lib or something. But I've been seeing a lot of mullets recently. They're definitely making a bit of a comeback. But that's an approachable wacky haircut as a mullet. definitely making a bit of a comeback,

but that's an approachable wacky haircut as a mullet. Yeah, because I guess the idea with the micro bangs and all those kind of like... I mean, I've seen... I kind of like the... I mean, any haircut's fine when the girl's hot. If the girl's covered in tattoos and neck tattoos with the micro bangs, that haircut I'm actually okay with.

But that's sort of up my alley. You know what I mean? That's not really up your alley. That's not up my alley, no but they actually the there was a point where they almost appropriated wacky hairdos if you think about it and a little bit if you think about it it's like they sort of said we're the wacky haircut people who is like uh i don't know communists oh yeah yeah it's like anarchists anarchist. That's like the black block Antifa. This is the micro bangs.

It's like the Antifa female hair cut. Yeah, I sort of have wacky hair too, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But not micro bangs. No, it's a girl's haircut though. They said it's not perfect and you know it's a bit off. But that transgression is part of what makes it so interesting and frightening to Republicans.

Ooh. Spooky. aggression is part of what makes it so interesting and frightening to republicans so that that but it sort of does show um a little bit of how they think because you know wacky heritage is their trademark now and like being fat and all that sort of thing and it's like they sort of really have adopted all the things it's like why are you like looking gross to stick it to them you know i mean like why 7 000 calories a day is scary to the bad guys. What would you rather have, micro bangs or the fucking pop punk? This I could never figure out. Where they had just this? The pop punk swoop?

Yeah. I'm like, can you see? I never had the swoop. I know, but I'm like, can you see? It's not about seeing, Danny. I know it's not about seeing. I'm saying, what would you rather have? Being blinded in one eye for fashion

or a micro bag? I'd rather be blind in one eye. Blind in one eye. I've had some looks over the years that the hair was sort of in the eyes. That's just, you know, the same reason you might wear an uncomfortable shirt. But there's one thing to have like hair in the eyes.

This is straight up, you're just like this. It's not a good look, yeah. I mean, it was. I wasn't ever part of that that emo sort of look but there is sort of a thing um where the same thing they've been saying uh you know working out is for like right-wingers or whatever right you know what i mean there's like we did an article but there was another one that went viral recently like that that's been really catching on it's been really catching on the idea that like, why are like conservatives fucking,

the gym is for conservatives, right? Which I was saying is very much, you know, like a guy trying to convince his girlfriend, like, well, you know, what do you want? One of those big muscle guys? Like, okay, I guess if you- Yeah, one of those big muscly fascists.

That's trying to take your abortion rights away. Sure. You know what I mean? Suit yourself. But if you're going to you're gonna do that where you go hey like a haircut that doesn't really look that good is you know that'll stick it to tucker carlson right why not you know why not just be like how about this like uh half shorts half pants that'll fucking that'll teach rush limbaugh a lesson there's actually someone hate watching this. Someone is hate watching this podcast right now and they go,

holy shit, I never thought of that. Yeah, that's some good shit, dude. That's actually a good idea. How about this? Two monocles to fucking stick it to Donald Trump. It's just a little wrong because monocles are supposed to be meant to wear one. But if you have two monocles,

yeah, shave. I guess I was going to say shave the sides of your head, but that was already sort of popular. Yeah. But if you have two monocles, yeah, shave, I guess I was going to say shave the sides of your head, but that was already sort of popular for a while. It's weird when you see someone with that now and you're like,

a lot of the ones I was like, what are you waiting for that to just come back? I'm not kidding. I thought of two in a row that they already do. I go, beard on a woman

to stick it to the Republicans. You know what I mean? I guess that's the big one, like facial hair. I saw a girl with a fucking heavy leg hair at the Bodega the other day. Oh, they're around. It really puts me off.

It honestly ruins my next 20 minutes. But that's what she wants. You're letting her win. Well, she's right. I know. Yeah, you're literally letting the terrorists win kind of thing. It put me off for a second because I was getting food, and she trounced in, and it was just like more leg hair than me too. And darker too.

It was sort of did really just kind of gives me the heebie jeebies. It didn't like seeing it. It's just the same reason why you see someone like, you know, really smell you walking around with like one shoe. You're just like, Oh fuck off. Like I got to see this.

It's the case for burkas. You're making the case for burkas. Yeah. Well that would, yeah. So anyways, there's a lot of these examples that they're sort of doing you know i mean like mad uh your uh shoes shoes on the wrong feet to fucking to give teach milo yiannopoulos a lesson got him yeah exactly and you'll have the relief of knowing that any guys who approach you won't be republicans oh no you're ready for this or straight guess what she calls them rethuglicans Yeah, exactly. And you'll have the relief of knowing that any guys who approach you won't be Republicans. Oh, no, you're ready for this? Yeah, or straight.

Guess what she calls them? Rethuglicans. People are on one tonight. Rethuglicans, not bad. I'm in a fucking wacky mood, too, I have to be honest. All this. I feel like so many things. There was like five things in a row.

I also missed another meeting. I actually had two pretty important meetings in a row on zoom and both times in the same day i got messages being like hey we're all here waiting and i go no i just lied and i go oh fuck my uh internet's not working i'm trying to get on and i hope they don't listen to this podcast i was i was going to get i mean whatever i was i was going to get food and I had to run back to my house. I ran back. I'm fucking messaging people. I go, fuck this connection, dude.

Yeah, and there was this chick with hairy legs, too. And it's just fucking thrown on my whole day. Dude, I was yesterday being like, all right. I can't be this much of a fucking mess. The only thing that i always say is like as long as my three things get done where i go okay i i was i wrote stand up i made my weekly video and i did the and i did the podcast if my three things like that get done everything else can be a mess yeah that's kind of how i look at life yeah you get the three most

important things. Yeah. And then you go, okay, I had these big meetings and I lost some big deal. Like, you know, I had a fucking sponsored,

dude, I had a sponsored video that I just like didn't do. And I kept just meeting, meaning to get back to their emails. And then it was like, had to be this month. And they kept like kind of bugging me. And then eventually they're just like,

Hey, what's going on with this video? I was like, you have one more day. And then I was like, oh, sorry. I didn't do it. Dog ate my video. Life was falling apart a little bit. But I felt like the video last week was good.

Yeah, it was a banger. Video was pretty good. A couple bangers in a row. Yeah, yeah. And yeah, the podcast, we've had good articles and stuff like that. And I feel like I've written some funny stand-ups. by the way some of these what are you gonna do these micro bang chicks really look like their haircuts are like accidents oh yeah like some of them look real like where you go that you ask for that and some of them go like what the fuck did they do to

you right like you just are you hopping into some new place you've never been and then you're like what what is this it is a good point yeah like this one that see that one doesn't actually for me danny showed me like a pretty hot girl with like a gothy look that i sort of like her haircut is all like they didn't even use scissors look how uneven like that would actually be hard no it looks like Who's that singer That's on the internet That he just did Logan Paul Looks like Simple Jack

Right I can't remember the guy's name Oliver Tree Oh Oliver Tree Yeah yeah yeah It looks like You know you basically Got like an Asian bowl cut

And they messed it up But like really bad It's all like But again If you're like an 8 out of 10 And you get like a super Wacky haircut I go

Okay yeah But I'll still smash yeah i guess right i mean obviously whereas you put the fucking best haircut in the world it's like a mad max haircut essentially but the problem is this is the thing all it takes is one super hot blogger and i'm sure this girl wasn't it i'm sure this ain't it chief you ain't it but i mean all it takes is for one smoking hot blogger to sort of start pushing that around where you go, you know, this will stick it to them.

And she's like a 10 that brings herself down to an 8.5 with her insane haircut. Yeah, but everybody always knows that that 10 is still on the table. Well, then you literally have Miss Piggy with a bowl cut being like, are we doing it right? And you go, yeah, I guess they probably won't like that. Paul Joseph Watson is fucking stirring right now Punching air

Yeah yeah that's what they think Like she thinks You know what I mean you're walking around with like Track pants that are cut into the one short No shoe on It's like a beard You know what I mean Just like completely out of shape

Your hands are dirty you have a weird bully buzz cut that was done by you know an infant essentially and then you think that uh people are seeing a picture of that online and then they have to go yeah punching air these libs well once well they're right with the leg hair though Because it does put me off That's the only one that puts me off Yeah For Ryan's enemies and detractors

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because things are getting a little- I get the emails. We're in the fight for our lives, Dan. We need $2.68. Well, there's been, because basically what happened was, you know who Mark Dice is, right dice is right oh yeah he's sort of uh dave rubin i've seen this they're getting into it yeah so dave rubin and his husband

his gay husband his homosexual dave rubin is fucking queer husband uh dave rubin and his gay husband um they're basically uh uh doing surrogates to have kids does he still do rubin report because i have not seen a clip of that in i feel like for a while i saw that all the time yeah some new guy you feel like that was in the algorithm i don't know i just have not seen a rubin report i don't know i wasn't i wasn't like a fan of that like i'm not saying but you on twitter you're like some guys, some. No, you used to. Yeah, you're a big. I get it.

You're a big Ruben. I'm a Rube. Yeah, you're a Rube. I'm a Rube. You're a bit of a Ruben head, right? Ruben head. Well, you know what people call them? Conservative ink.

Like that sort of mainstream conservative people or whatever. But the funny part is, so those guys and then sort of the more like extreme conservatives are saying you know you're all supporting you know you say you're all for family values and all this sort of stuff but then he's out here you know uh i think mark dice described it as renting a woman's body and taking her eggs and then raising the kid without a mother yeah and he's sort of going into everyone being like why isn't anyone uh speaking about this well it's not like the first time reuben's fans are finding out he's gay no but so they go what so there is two parts of this but to me it kind of reminded me of probably what was happening with liberals you know a while ago where everyone was kind of like yeah i'm what was happening with liberals, you know, a while ago where everyone was kind of like,

yeah, I'm a liberal, whatever. And then they were like, yeah, but say all the things. And then it was basically getting the point where, you know,

people were like, Oh, I'm yeah, I'm a liberal or whatever. And then it's kind of like, Oh, you don't support, you know,

like one year olds transitioning and you have to be like, you have to essentially accept all the things. Yeah. Well, it's complicated. And they go, yeah, it's not's not complicated it's actually quite simple you accept it or you don't right but so my obvious take or not my obvious take but like i mean i i think it goes without saying to anyone that uh listens is i would have obviously no problem with uh gay adoption or gay surrogacy and i think the original point that that obviously why i would

say he's like wrong i mean so who ruben or dice well there's there's a right and wrong so well dice is just applying a more traditional framework right but he's going like i'm a traditional conservative i think he's right in the sense of saying it to them where you go if you guys are out here being like it's the kind of die by your own sword thing right yeah this is what a good example of you know when people are all the cancel people that are like everyone should be canceled for everything and this guy said you know n word on a podcast eight years ago and he should be canceled or whatever and then they find something that happened to them it's like well don't you think this should you not

also be canceled i mean why do you get to keep your platform you've said that people who've you know so it is a little bit if you're out there saying hey i'm for traditional value i don't think that you know this and this and this i don't think trans whatever all this stuff for sure don't you then then it is kind of convenient when you go oh but it's like fine when my friend does it or whatever, right? But I will say for the people who are pro- I don't think that. The people who are pro-Rubin, I'm sure a ton of them were like, I kind of am a liberal though. I just got, I wasn't the hardcore ones and I got kind of shunned a bit.

Well, but then- They're kind of like we're in the middle. But the argument I would be making was then you're saying, you're almost like pandering to stuff you don't actually believe to get fucking clicks or whatever you know like you know these all these people are probably know what they're doing when they kind of uh basically imply like you know traditional family values are really important or whatever all the stuff right well that's pretty standard conservative viewpoint okay so my point is is that he has a point that if you guys say you think this you probably should not be okay with this yeah but who i don't say that

i think he's speaking to though that that's a list of them all of the mainstream all of the like the conservative ink people oh whatever he's called like daily wire yeah yeah like he's saying like day like ben shapiro should be, but some of those blades, I thought Ben Shapiro said he wouldn't go to Dave Rubin's wedding. Right. I guess he did say that he goes, so there's no way he's cool with this. Well,

I guess Mark Dice wanted him to speak out about it. Well, that's what I mean. It's like, why, but do you not see how it was a liberal thing where it's like, Hey, why aren't you speaking out about this?

I did a clumsy job of explaining it, but to me, it seems like why you would, if you are this, that now it's kind of like, all right, well, you better speak out. I mean, for me, I go, well, yeah, I'm not that. And I would say, obviously, there's this idea of that I think some conservatives have

where they go, yeah, a traditional family's the best probably way to raise your kids. But you go well yeah here on planet earth 50 minimum kids raised with divorced parents yeah the amount of people that are raised with just one parent so in any any situation where you go hey now like any mother any mother in the world can just go get pregnant and raise a kid by herself without a father so in the real world if you say okay two rich guys that fucking probably can afford nannies or whatever it is you go i don't even think there's a case to be made that that's not going to be a a better life than probably most babies that are growing up with you know one parent i

wonder what wherever the fuck i wonder what mike mark dice's position is on because all his issues with the surrogacy and all that stuff but what about like would he be fine if they adopted say a kid whose mother died well i think would he be like he'd probably think it's better but i think his thing is the kid should have a mom the kid should have a mom i think that's the argument and what you're like the mom's dead well yeah and i guess their argument and that's where i say that like i guess it's a value thing like if you're just saying i'm against it but it shouldn't be illegal you're allowed to think whatever you want i mean this guy is also like an ultimate troll mark dice is like his whole thing is fucking no but i think

he was serious about i'm sure he was serious but like he is says some crazy shit that he knows is gonna kind of whip people up well i don't say that he doesn't about it. I'm sure he was serious, but like he is, says some crazy shit that he knows is going to kind of whip people up. I don't say that he doesn't believe it. He does believe this one, but, um, I'm just saying that like you're saying he just, he knows he's getting a bigger, he's getting there.

Dude, you see that fucking Peter Schiff thing that he tweeted about Zelensky where he goes, he goes, you know, Zelensky like addressed Congress or whatever last week. And cause Peter Schiff is a bit of a troll. People don't really give him credit for it, but he like addressed Congress Zelensky last week. And then Peter Schiff is a bit of a troll. People don't really give him credit for it. But he addressed Congress, Zelensky, last week.

And then Peter Schiff does a tweet where he goes, look, I know he's going through some shit or whatever. The crash is coming tomorrow. No, no. He goes, the guy could at least wear a suit. He's wearing a t-shirt to address Congress. He's in the middle of a war. His country's getting bombed out.

And Peter Schiff's like, why is he not wearing a suit? What does that have to do with this, though? Well, just because he's a troll like he's oh you're saying separately and like he dude he got like a one of the craziest ratios i've ever seen people weren't happy with it over a hundred thousand comments oh it was really people did he link to his gold yeah he goes by gold uh dude one of the crazy but like he knew like he's not stupid he's like yeah this is this is gonna be a shit storm okay well the next one is um so anyways whatever wrapping up actually you know what wrapping up on that whole thing i think it is one of those things where every group sort of as they get power they they start demanding more purity from the members. And that's probably the summation of what I'm saying.

And you see it everywhere. Yeah. I mean, Mark should never let gays in. That's what it sounds like for Mark Dice. That's what he said. He's like, we should have never let the gays in. Well, if you think that, I guess, right? Yeah.

But the... Yeah, I don't obviously think that. No, no, no. As a, you don't need to tell me that you think that. You're talking to pal. You don't need to tell me twice, dude. This one's probably, this one is really making me chuckle. So there's a Yahoo lifestyle article and it says,

as a disabled woman, the goblin mode trend just doesn't sit right with me. Right. And so there's a trend online where girls will be like, Oh, I'm in goblin mode. And they put their sweater on and they, uh, they have been saying,

the idea is like, I'm just ordering door dash. I'm not going anywhere. I'm goblin. Yeah. That's kind of not showering for three. I'm not even shower. I'm just goblin.

It's like literally just depression. It's's like they say the thing but you're like they're making it cool though yeah they're like you're just depressed right like i'm goblin mode you go maybe get some sun i so they're they don't say it's depression they say it's goblin well of course i mean oh wait are you saying that women are going to justify their crazy shit by some cool so it's the latest trend but this girl is basically the gist of her article is because she's disabled she's like oh uh you're like appropriating goblins because i have no choice to be like a goblin see i really wish it was more like actual they go we found a real goblin that's what she's saying no but like not even just a

person who's uh disabled like they just go find a goblin who's someone who identifies as an actual she goes if they're calling it a mode i've been living goblin existence for the best part of five years so these people have some nerve i mean literally 95 of every comic we know lives like this the goblins goblin mode well this girl is i guess in like a wheelchair or something and she thinks they're appropriating the term goblin from her and she's actually a goblin goblin mode is a rejection of anything aesthetically pleasing it's the idea of lying subpoena in your space and relishing your own comfortable or uncomfortable uh instead of self-improvement it is this is it a is it a it is a regression into a cavernous hole and caring about nothing at all.

And she's sort of saying that she doesn't like it that hot chicks on TikTok are out here. Are also depressed. Well, she's saying she has no choice. You're out here telling people you're a goblin. You're fucking not half a goblin. I am.

And then she says, to me and within the crip communities I reside in. So she calls she calls oh she's like words you oh well they call the crippled communities the crypt communities do you know that well that's the best it's like it's from south park yeah so i guess that caught on when they call themselves the crypt communities he said goblin mode is a natural state of being crypt short for crippled well okay we got that reclaims the slur so i don't know if anyone used crippled as a slur i thought that was actually your crippled is it not like if you see that person's crippled you go stop that's our scene i guess that's one of those things where it starts

as the term and then just you use it enough and then people go hey that's our word yeah i don't really know how that one's a slur it's actually really funny is a lot of like on the news and financial stuff like news and stuff they keep calling they keep referring to the recession as the r word they keep going i don't want to talk about the r word and they just keep saying it donald trump said that putin was saying the n word and then he uh was talking about nuclear that was probably one of the funniest things i've seen in a while but yeah basically this is the equivalent of reclaiming stuff's always funny where it's like someone calling you like a fat slob and it's like

oh yeah oh I'm a fat slob today and you go oh you think that you can just call yourself a fat slob I have no choice but to be a fat slob you could help it

yeah oh you cause you have oh that must be nice oh you ate a couple extra you know scoops of ice cream so you think you're a fat slob

I live this life I just shit in a can yeah I'm about this life I're a fat slob i live this life i just shit in a can yeah i'm about this life i'm a fucking slob dude through and through i don't have sheets on my bed no because i'm and because i can't and then she kind of goes into weird stuff so she goes this is not to say that all people with disabilities will relate to the goblin mode. So she's saying just so you know, not every person with a disability is a goblin. Some of us are trying to like go above. Yeah. Rise above.

But she said, but they, they should have the option of being called goblins first. And, but for those of us who do, it's a political stance in a way of existing. It's not, it's both a political stance and a way of existence.

So basically she's saying some crippled people are goblins. Some of the crips are. Ryan, would you ever, some of them are people are goblins, some of the crips aren't. Ryan, would you ever- Some of them are crip goblins. That's a good rap name, by the way, Crip Goblin. Would you ever consider doing one of your Streeter videos

where you go at like 4 a.m. when the bar's let out and just find the most just mess chicks and just go up to them and be like, do you know you're appropriating goblin culture right now? You're appropriating goblin culture right now. How do you feel about that

and just stick a fucking- This is not okay. Excuse me, are you a crip goblin or are you just a normal gob are you just you know they're just like fucking eating a pizza and sauce all over their face uh this is rude to people who are actually goblins i don't know if you know this but there's some people that can't move their arms and legs and i know you're trying to be a goblin and they're like what yeah some crip communities often embody goblin mode because there is no choice i'm writing this in the same outfit that i've been wearing since last sunday but this is where it falls apart for me where i go because you i get what you i don't i don't even get it but there's just she's sort of saying people are lying around

and being like i'm a goblin she's like i'm actually yeah well they're trying to be cutesy about it like goblin mode it's just like eating pizza in bed But then she's like, I haven't changed in two weeks, for example. And you go, I don't. My caretaker's been away and I haven't been able to get out of the house. Why don't you change if you're in a wheelchair? I feel like you could still change if you want to change. It's hard. It's hard.

In crip culture, there's often no time for grooming or false pretenses. Are they busy? Is that a big thing that crippled people are really busy? Well, she's sort of saying, you don't know this hustle bustle life of being a crip. With all the shootings. Planning all these drive-bys. Well, she basically says she can't change

because she doesn't have enough time. Weird. Maybe it takes so long? You think a lot of them probably get government money and stuff like that. Yeah, they're on disability and stuff. Well, she's saying she's working two jobs sort of thing, I guess. Or just every day is like two jobs, I guess.

We have no qualms about admitting to our DoorDash usage. Crypt communities work hard online to ensure we do not feel shame for relying on Amazon. So I don't know why you would. That's a new one. I have not heard anybody shamed for their Amazon usage. Or DoorDash, yeah. she's just saying stuff that people do but she's saying like if I come out and I go oh I'm so lazy I just ordered DoorDash

and she was like I have no choice to order DoorDash so she doesn't want anyone doing any like lazy people stuff just don't no ableism I think that's the gist of it she thinks it's very ableist like she's like I'm going for a walk and she goes okay no but she actually wouldn't I'm going for a walk. And she goes, huh.

Okay. No, but she actually wouldn't mind you going for a walk if you said, ah, I think I'm not going to go for a walk. I'm lazy. And you go, lazy? Why is that lazy to just not go for a walk? That's my normal life. That's my everyday life, pal. You couldn't last a day in my shoes

because I can't find them. Because I can't get to them because i haven't changed them in eight years and i haven't been public i haven't publicized my goblin mode even in private group chats with online disabled friends i keep up appearances as a good working disabled woman so she sort of says that her gist is that she's not actually uh she doesn't put it out there that she's a goblin yeah but she has written this article so now the cat's sort of out of the bag she's i think she's saying goblin mode is just there's a lot of things about goblin mode that are me and i don't like it she was driving she's going crazy scrolling through tiktok well she because you i could see why you go hey there's someone like sitting in a wheelchair being

like look i'm a goblin but it's the opposite and then her being like oh so we're goblins but she's not saying oh what it's a goblin to be what i'm doing what she's saying is like hey we're the goblins yeah we're goblins don't call but we don't call ourselves that yeah we're goblins stop trying to pretend you're also a goblin is there any straight guy who's in goblin mode or is it like i feel like it's just all women no gay guys for sure gay guys and women is are doing this goblin mode thing i don't i don't think there's no straight guys it's just like goblin mode no i don't think so either um and then you sent me this so basically at cbc oh this is

good woman outraged cibc job applications suggest traditional regalia for video and cover letter and what happened was she's a first nations person and for like diversity hiring essentially this uh cibc which is a bank um for those of you i don't know if they have cibc's here i think they have yeah they do have them here so people basically the bank gets these people to be like how can we be more diverse in our hiring practices and they hired some bozo to put together this like you know the best part is that it ended up being like, yeah, we hired these indigenous people. Yeah, exactly. But they hired some, you know, what do you call it?

Diversity consultant or whatever, right? Who happens to be indigenous. And then essentially this person came together with this plan. When you're hiring people to try to be more inclusive to First Nations people, and they said Christine was scrolling through an online job site, and this girl's not happy about it, when she came across a posting looking to recruit indigenous people for customer service jobs at CIBC.

It said along the lines, please explain your favorite tradition or your favorite story. And I was like, huh? That's a little odd thing to be asking. How is a traditional story going to help me excel in uh like the role of a bank teller but it's funny because they're saying hey we want to specifically hire first nations people and then they go tell us a story about you know something first nations and she goes why would being first nations help me as a bank teller and you go yeah i mean good question we were told we have to do

this yeah it's like it won't but we're trying not to get in trouble or if you've been around at all because it sort of does she's sort of almost like coming to the realization they're't but we're trying not to get in trouble or if you've been around at all because it sort of does she's sort of almost like coming to the realization they're like hey we're gonna hire people specifically for the race they go uh tell us something about your race you go why would my race be important and you go yeah good fucking question we wouldn't be talking to you right now so it is funny too that like yeah you're right i'm not really sure but we're told to do this but that's a good point really trying to get in trouble here right if you could just kind of just ease off and just go with it but

it's funny because she got so mad because it says yeah feel free to write a song poem dress in traditional regalia or this is the craziest one bring in backup dancers for a fucking for your cover they're trying to make car. They're trying to make them feel, they're trying to make them feel at home. They basically said, Hey, if you're, if when you do your interview,

if you don't want, if you don't mind, just show up with like a drum circle and you're just like, Hey, so, uh, uh, what,

how can, tell us why you want to work at this bank and you'll hit it boys. But also what cover letter requires you to have have like video production skills so this is your cover letter yeah this is just for the cover letter you're like i don't know how to edit how am i supposed to do this and then you're they're trying to think of all your friends be like hey i gotta do a cover letter for cibc would you mind pop come over well she also bring all the regalia bring the regalia and the headdresses it is funny showing you're sitting in the waiting room holding your headdress

but the best part or just it's like five people and everyone's trying to get like the diversity higher so they're all there from different cultures there's a guy with like a big novelty size spanish hat there's a person with their you know the native fucking uh the headdress every there's a guy just like straight up like african beads with their you know the native fucking uh just the headdress every there's a guy just like straight up like african beads with like yeah yeah the whole the neck the long neck and all that stuff but like this article is she probably reads it she goes this is fucked up like why would they do this and then the moment he goes yeah yeah this is done by a native person and they go so that's what she that's what happened first they were basically saying And no one at CIBC when they're like

Hey in the thing we should encourage them That if they want to do a jig during the interview Yeah and nobody is even that crazy So this girl got all mad about it She got up in arms She started posting online Like the nerve of these people asking me to show up With my dance troupe or whatever

And then the bank basically responded Being like hey listen Some fucking native people came to us yeah we hired them and told us we we need you to hire more first nations people here's how you do it and then we did it and now you're yelling at us like we can't win which is the moral of the story is you can't win with this stuff yeah yeah you definitely cannot win. You're showing up. They told them they could show up with backup dancers. This is a bank. Say that you can show up with backup dancers.

Yeah, and call them insensitive, too. You could show up with a tank. This is so insensitive. And you're like, yeah, we hired your people. Yeah, and potentially you bring a live animal in and kill it and skin it and eat the flesh raw in front of us to show us a little something little something about your culture yeah would you like some uh seal blubber or the best part is the like the person who's doing the interview wasn't really involved in the process so you kind of do it and the person's like and they start fires and they do all this like first nation stuff and then

at the end of it the interviewer is like all right uh yeah really you go above and beyond i see that yeah you go uh we'll definitely get back to you you didn't really answer any of my questions but yeah you uh you failed the uh math proficiency portion um gotta be honest yeah i gotta be honest with you uh didn't answer one of my questions but but the the dance was quite nice nice dance and so the bank's been working with this organization and then the CIBC's coming out and they're bending over

backwards to be like we're trying to do our best here a spokesperson from CIBC came out and said what do you want from us? Yeah and this isn't in the middle of nowhere either it's like Winnipeg or something so she said recruiters should and said, what do you want from us? Yeah, and this isn't in the middle of nowhere either. Yeah. You know, probably. It's like Winnipeg or something. Yeah, some city.

So she said, recruiters should ask open-minded questions such as tell us something you're proud of and then leave it up to the applicants to bring their stories about their culture if they choose, which is, we're sort of back to the student-teacher thing where it's like, yeah, that'd be nice if you're going for a job interview. It's like, I'll tell you what questions to ask i actually brought a list of questions uh which i would

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hey, i have this actually let me just read it because it was like pretty good he goes um hey boys i need some advice my girlfriend is this super close platonic guy friend they're basically like siblings and she's not attracted to him at all but whenever she gets drunk her tulpa keeps sucking his dick not really sure what to do here i love and trust my girlfriend but how do i keep this tulpa from screwing things up for us it's mr mr steal your girl but um so because of that we found another uh reddit that might be even better and essentially they're called other kin and it's kind of similar to the the other thing where you know people start identifying as a bug and a bee and all this sort of stuff but other kim is sort of going mainstream and essentially the other can consider themselves not humans yeah this is like so the big you know the hacky joke with the

non-binary is that the attack but that is the attack helicopter does fall into other kim i believe okay so some people actually identify as that? That's not just a joke? I don't know if there was one person once who said that, and then people just jumped all over it, and then they beat that to death. But I'm just saying that that's otherkin, is your attack helicopter.

Well, these people, they all found their communities. You have to find a community if you're these people right yeah and essentially they all believe that they are you know different things like wolves for example so for example they go other kim can be defined most simply as humans who identify in some way of being a creature or other than human other can are not role players and this is not a symptom of a mental disorder. So for the big... Definitely not a mental disorder. Well, that's what you...

That's sort of aimed at people like you, because some people, like the Danny Polisheks of the world, will see you guys sort of crawling around on all fours in the ball, for example, and you go, that's a little weird. And they go, actually, it's not weird. How you live your life's weird.

I mean, is it weird when you see a snake outside? Is that weird? What's weird about that? So why is it weird if I do that? Exactly, right? Do you walk around and you see someone's walking his dog and you go, that's fucking weird. What is that thing?

Yeah, what is that thing? Oh my God, it's just peed on the ground and then it smelled the pee. Yeah. Oh, you see a wolf on a thing and you go, what is this where am i who am i are you that confused all the time because i'm a fucking cat bro do you think anybody identifies as a fish that's a weird one right because you have to be underwater and well they did they did actually sort of uh they they uh talked about some of this stuff in their FAQ where they basically said like,

you know, some people criticize us by saying that why does everyone only identify as the cool animals? Because that was sort of some of the gist. They go, well, if you guys identify as different things, why is everyone a wolf and a Tyrannosaurus rex? You know, no one identifies as a worm, for example. The best would be like some chick, some big girl. And she's like, I identify as a cow.

And you're like... Yeah, you do. I identify as a hog. Yeah, because I think some of them identify as... Generally, they're wolves. Yeah, generally, they're wolves. The gist of it is they're foxes. There's a lot of foxes and wolves in the community.

But what you don't see a lot of is, yeah, like a mouse or whatever. And that's where we say. I'm an elk. You sound. Yeah, honey, I think there might be a. There's some mice in that house. And then she goes, oh, where? And you go, it's on the bed.

And you go, I'm not seeing him. You go, I'm a mouse now. I'm a mouse. Honey, fuck. There's mice in our house. Stop leaving the food around. There's mice in our house. You go, I'm a mouse now. I'm a mouse. Honey, fuck. There's mice in our house. Stop leaving the food around. There's mice in our house. You go, oh my God.

They ate that whole pizza, the mice? You go, yeah, me. I'm a mouse. I'm a mouse now, okay? So I'm living my truth. I'm living my truth. Honey, what do you want for dinner? He goes, you know what I want for dinner.

Cheese. And if you wouldn't mind, we have to go to the doctor because I put my hand in a trap. trap put my hand in a fucking trap anymore danny and danny uh identifies as the tasmanian devil when he's having sex with girls have you ever almost passed out because you didn't take a breath when you're eating yeah it's like i'm on that's your sex no i'm like sex i have sex apnea i gotta be on one of those simpat machines i go yeah i got to breathe yeah so there isn't a lot of people identifying as like a whale you know what i mean no except well that would be i think

a lot of the other can if they unidentified as a fish they would you know die but that's the thing they're big on the idea that that's, what's different about them and the furries, for example. Right. Which they, by the way, they do not like the other kids.

Hey, they hate when you look down on the furries though. It's not even the hate. It seems like they look down. I also don't think they like, yeah, they think furries are scum and they also don't like it when you sort of clump this into the, like the,

with the transgender thing where someone goes, Oh, I'm trans racial or whatever. They're like, no, I don't like it when you sort of clump this into like the with the transgender thing where someone goes oh i'm transracial or whatever they're like no i don't think you understand i'm actually a fucking wolf yeah yeah i don't know it's just i'm stuck in a human's body yeah you know what don't you get well it's often considered an umbrella term which uh encompasses all non-human identity for example therians vampires uh draconic and unicorn communities well it's almost if you're identified as a vampire it sort of is a good deal because you go so i'm a vampire i don't have to drink all the blood uh i can go out at during the day yeah you know you don't have a allergic to silver so you basically have no bad parts of vampires but you have all the cool parts of vampires.

Like you get to wear the, uh, Renaissance style clothing, the capes, you get to wear a cape sort of around. They probably get teeth implants and stuff like that. Well, vampires don't exist,

right? So you go, how exactly are you a vampire? And you go, Oh my God, like, do I have to explain everything to you? That's why they have FAQ.

A bat flies by. You go, it's Jeff. That's Jeff they have FAQ. A bat flies by. You go, it's Jeff. That's Jeff. I know him. Johnny. Yo, Joe.

Yeah, he's, he's, he's on his way to the cave. He's on, he's on one, dude. That guy's antisocial.

So they said that other Kim are not unlike fucking furries who are out here. Oh, maybe I'll be a furry furry then go back to my normal life and it's a big secret that they're a furry they they would see it as like oh that'd be nice yeah oh that would be nice to just go that's quite simple for you just buy a thing on amazon and then yeah that'd be nice you go to your convention and just uh then you go back to your normal life with your adult wife who's a human right yeah and I'm just getting kicked out of the pet store every other week. Exactly.

Right. Yeah. So they go, they, they're very, uh, they, and then last thing they said when they're,

they were very, uh, a second time they stress that they don't have mental illness. And then they said, Therians, uh, identify as a terrestrial animal, living or extinct. So they can also be...

Like a dinosaur. Yeah. Which it wouldn't be extinct anymore though, right? I don't bring that up to them, right? You think that would be sort of a mind fuck? Yeah, they go... You go, I'm an extinct animal right now. And you go, well, then I guess you're not extinct if you're a Triceratops.

And you go, but there's no more Triceratops. And you go, well, you're one you're not extinct if you're a triceratops. And you go, but there's no more triceratops. And you go, well, you're one. Well, there is. You. You. And all the other ones of you. So they can be extinct. And they can also be animals that never really existed in the first place.

That's, oh, like just fictional? Yeah, they have an air of arrogance to all their writing. Like, you just don't get us sort of thing. I like the red flags. Did you see the red flags? What are the red flags. Did you see the red flags? What are the red flags? So they have the red flags. It says, always use your own judgment when someone makes a claim you think is suspect.

So I guess they're trying to suss out the people who are the fakers. Oh, because some of the fakers come in just to mess with them? Yeah, just to fuck with them. Or they're worried that those people will kind of take away. Like, they're essentially saying, these people are too crazy for us. Right? And so they're going to make us look bad or whatever. You know, some guy comes in and he goes, I'm a fucking bat or whatever.

However, there are typical warning signs common across nearly all otherkin places. If you see any of these behaviors, they are most likely not otherkin. Okay. So they're other otherkins. This okay so they have their other other other other kids this is how they like you know they say like the othering when people like groups they other other groups and that's how they like right they're doing that because they don't have the gender thing where they go someone's identity is what they tell you it is and there's nothing no they have rules like they have there's a guy that identifies as a wolf and there's a guy that identifies as a

Tyrannosaurus or whatever and then there's someone else that's like I'm a cat and there's a guy that identifies as a Tyrannosaurus or whatever. And then there's someone else that's like, I'm a cat. And they're like, I don't think he's really a cat. So here, here's the ones here, all the red flags. Okay.

First one claims to be an object. You can't be an object. Again, the reason should be very obvious. So if you're out there and you're like, sort of, you know, you're licking your hands and stuff like that.

Cause you're a cat. And this guy goes, Oh, just so you know, I'm a car. And you go, yeah, you know,

you're not a psycho. No, you're not. Yeah, you're a cat and this guy goes oh just so you know i'm a car and you go yeah yeah you know you know you're not a psycho no yeah you're not so that sounds like oh are you a car then why don't you uh drive on out of here because you are not welcome sir yeah beat it buddy beat it kin you're just a normal kid well i think that's sort of the idea where that would be you know a guy's boyfriend that was just there trying to get pussy and he's there with some girl who's like i'm a you know i'm a tyrannosaurus or whatever and they go what are you he goes i'm a a battleship or whatever and they go okay she's very embarrassed she goes i'm so sorry for him i mean i guess if you're a real dog, it could be one of those scenarios where you go, I'm a love seat. Let me just dust it off. I identify as a bicycle seat.

It's so weird, dude. Why don't you take a ride? Yeah. I identify as a mustache ride factory. Oh, fuck. Here's another one. It says, size is very unusual for their supported supposed kin type think of a size you could imagine yeah it says think of a size you could imagine for that kin type so if

someone it seems unusual it just might be so that's kind of the idea if you come out and a guy's like you know looks like shack and he goes i'm an Yeah, and you go, I don't buy it. No, at the very least, you're a raptor. Yeah, which I feel like the women in this community, this would cause a problem. Yeah, well, that's the other thing is that one of the questions was why do people only identify as the cool things? Yeah.

They went over that because everyone's identifying as a wolf. Most of the other can have all the cool ones and no one identifies as like a worm or something like that yeah here's another one claims a very high number of kin types so you're like i have a bunch of these things or a majority of them are fictional these things are to look out for yeah which is funny because there is a tolerance for fictional things but you can't just you can have several fictional things yeah it's one of those things if you go listen i know it's not ideal but i'm a vampire but and a werewolf then they go

those are natural enemies you can't be a werewolf and a vampire right so you're that's insane i guess you just everything hey hit the fucking bricks security why don't you fucking get a ride in the guy who was thought he was a car um here's another one claims to be able to physically shift aka p shifting they're big on that so that was a huge thing is that was one of the things that they they're they're very clear on the idea that um we know i'm a tyrannosaurus stuck in a human's body where this other thing which they called it uh clinical lysanthropy so there's like they're they're these freaks out here with lithanthropy that we don't want to be clumped in with they're they hate every other community right like the other kids think they're the top of the pile they're like furries are fucking dorks

these other fucking nerds that think that they're uh they someone comes up and they go hey i'm a pig and then you go they know i'm a human in a pig's body where someone like you that thinks they're an actual pig they're they look down they don't like that no they don't like that um there's a few other good ones who implies wanting attention in their description uh which obviously there's all these people want is attention no they don't want to they go i'm a mouse no pictures yeah don't don't make a big deal out of it i don't even know why i brought it up listen i don't want to listen i don't want to be in this reddit thread as much as the next guy you think i wanted to be a freaking crow yeah and then there's the last one i didn't ask to be

boring as a sparrow buddy reacts defensively when country when critiqued about themselves so you gotta really you can't be defensive otherwise that's a big red flag you know like you gotta be like oh you're a dog you're not really a dog you go maybe i'm not it's all good it seems like a lot of you know the larry david when he's looking people in the eye and they're looking people in the eye. The other kids are very suspicious of other kids. Very much, yeah. It really is.

It's not that welcoming of a community. It's not like the trans thing where it's like any, you know, girl could essentially put on a, she can put on a t-shirt and be like, I'm a boy now, right? Yeah, they're like more the merrier. It's like, you know, Christianity or Islam. They're like everybody pile in the fucking. You can't. Oh, is that? Yeah, they're everybody in. No one out It's like, you know, Christianity or Islam. They're like, everybody pile in the fucking... They're everybody in, no one out. Yeah, yeah, everybody in, nobody out.

We need troops. They're a mousetrap, so to speak. Otherkins are like Jews. They're like, eh, not so fast. Otherkins are a little bit like Jews, yeah. They want a lot of skin in the game before they allow you to be... Yeah. Who actually identifies as a raccoon i don't know if

you know that so otherkin is not works of fiction and then what's the difference between furries and otherkin they're big on furries are very different we're not those nuts who think they can shape shift basically right yeah the p-shift you know they're not these like crazy shape shifter nuts and they go how do i come out to my friends and family therapists so this isn't their faq so if you're if anyone listening to the boys cast is sort of considering that they might be another kin how do you come out to your friends and family therapist so if you're thinking you know i'm a possum how am i going to tell my you know wife and my boss or something like that i mean i would yeah the probably the best thing to do is just keep this shit to yourself

and that is what they said a little bit which you wouldn't expect because again all this other stuff they would be like loud and proud yeah totally and like that's their problem for not accepting yeah yeah yeah yeah if you if your boss doesn't want to accept that you're a grasshopper that's your boss's problem right yeah that's not your problem whereas like they're honestly very reasonable they're very pragmatic yeah you know and even in their thing they're just like this is why we don't do media no one pays attention to us it's like god dude buddy i don't need you to understand the fact that i'm a freaking you know anteater right now it's like it's your loss yes they're very much just like yeah it's your loss like i'm gonna go do all this cool cat shit i'm gonna go be a vampire and fly around the world while you're sleeping yeah yeah i don't know

yeah okay but i enjoy sleeping i guess yes and fly around the world while you're sleeping. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Okay, buddy. Remember, enjoy sleeping, I guess. Yes. And then they come up and they're sort of like, hey, you can tell me if you're another kid. And I go, yeah, you'd love that, wouldn't you? You'd just fucking love to be in on the thing. They go, your boss couldn't even handle it, dude. They wouldn't understand.

I mean, I think a good way to come out to your significant other, if you're a vampire, would be say, honey, no, vampire, would be, say, honey. No, it'd be, honey, I got us a new bed. And then you take it to bed, and it's a coffin. That'd be okay, yeah. And she goes, what the fuck? And you go, I'm a vampire. She says, we sleep in a coffin. We were hanging out with a guy from Korn in LA.

Yeah. And we were at his house, and he's got all that sort of stuff, coffins. And exactly what you'd expect. Trunking heads and stuff. we were at his house and he's got like all that sort of stuff coffins and like exactly exactly what you'd expect shrunken heads and stuff solid dude but it's just so funny like the extent to which it was yeah you know like medieval knockers and stuff fuck yeah like the rack like he has all the torture devices and stuff it kind of was the vibe of the house dude that's cool all these like old candles and all this sort of shit like that it was pretty funny there's this guy my brother used to know in toronto and he was like this art collector and he had like one of the biggest collections of shrunken heads nice whatever and they're like

they're real heads that's pretty wild people collect them but you're like that was a person's head that's a bizarre thing to buy and it's also a bizarre thing to know that maybe in you know 200 years from now someone just can be collecting my head yeah it's part of this collection like it'll but they they become this big and then they just like sit like someone there'll be a podcast in 200 years and there'll be like like the the einstein someone's gonna have my head popped up there yeah i felt like that stuff was illegal i don't know how they it's uh i think it's a gray area if they died a certain amount. I don't think you can buy recent shrunken heads, but if you buy one from hundreds of years ago...

We went to some allegedly legendary kind of strip club in LA, but basically they have... Is that the one where Corinne was like 8 a.m. or something? What? Or that was a different one. yeah, yeah, yeah. Or something. Well, that was a different one. I don't know. She posted something,

but they basically, uh, it was like a burlesque. It was like a lot. That's the one thing about burlesque stuff is it's, they're all big. It's a big girl. I was honestly going to say,

I don't know what it is. Just about to say burlesque just means a little overweight. What is it about burlesque? It's like, the girls are all six feet three. Yeah. But why? There's no reason why it would be.

Like that, that, that type of girl that you go, you know, your boyfriend's like a greaser, you know, rockabilly guy. Yeah.

All of them. Microbangs, a lot of microbangs. Microbangs, but they all, you know, the ones that wear these sort of all, you know,

red dresses and shoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of microbangs. Microbangs. But they all, you know, the ones that wear these sort of all, you know, red dresses and shoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is the micro, the rockabilly. Rockabilly, I guess. So that's the burlesque community. But for some, why are they, they're all, it's a big piece of woman though. Yeah, yeah.

Most of them. None of them are under 5'9". No, that is true. They are, they are corn-fed ladies. I think there's something about that rockabilly community that you just, it's almost like, it sort of leads itself to you want to be slapped around and stuff like that.

You know, you want, almost like these guys want to be dominated or something, and then they go the bigger, the better on the woman. But they're not that fat either. It's just like a big leg. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big calf. Yeah, they're large ladies. But not like, yeah. Big calf. Yeah, they're large ladies.

But not like, yeah, not fat. Yeah, so it wasn't really my favorite. Yeah, burlesque, I'm not. And it's not really a strip club in that sense. And honestly, the burlesque, too, they do the one move with the tassels where they turn the tassels and you go, yeah, that's all I got.

That's sort of all they got. Okay, so if you're considering telling them, start with general takes and layman terms to make reference to yourself. Ask them what they might think about the community on first impression. So if you go, for example, you might just say like,

these other kin people, they believe they're wolves. What are your thoughts on that? I mean, it's so funny because you go, zero out of 10 times is anyone going to respond with actually pretty reasonable yeah it's i mean most people were like what is that yeah and then force you to describe other kids to the point of you being like because they said they go there's many interest instances where people are treated negatively for coming out of the closet as an otherkin.

Ask yourself if you truly need to tell them. And so they know that the world's not ready for them. One day they will be. It sounds like how it used to be. They like the idea that they're sort of, you know, it's a little naughty, right? They think they're like the X-Men. They honestly think they're like, yeah, we can't tell anybody about this. Yeah, a little bit. They do. They think they're a bit of an x-men situation right they don't they don't it's people on a need-to-know basis and personally they'll find out when we're saving them

from those pesky rodents yeah when we're dragoning around yeah yeah and then they go but their their theory is pretty bad because if you go to anyone in the world and you go, oh, yeah, these otherkin people, what do you think? And then you go, you suss it out. Maybe this person just doesn't want anyone to know about anything.

He just wants it to be a secret society, so the one that's writing all this copy, right? Do you think there's a strong otherkin in other countries? Or is this a Western thing only? Do you think China has a big otherkin? Maybe Japan. Japan's into wacky ass shit.

Yeah, I could see Japan being that. Japan's like the capital of the world for grown men walking around in like cartoon costumes. That's true. Yeah, I could see that. Remember the corner that used to be people that come by and there's stupid fucking, you know, anime costumes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big Japanese guy. So this is kind of the, now that we are on the page of the faq here's some of the posts that they're dealing with so reddit post monster kin so this has been

circling in my head for a while and uh trigger warning for anyone listening it mentions cannibalism ever since i was a kid i wasn't scared of gore and eating people in general. I'm not sure if in my past life I was a monster and craved human meat. This could be just hyper fixated on hunting and the thought of eating another person. So basically this person's other kin thinks they might be a monster kin. Yeah. But they said maybe I was a monster in real life, but there wasn't monsters in past lives. Yeah.

What's a monster? So they feel like there's no there wasn't monsters in past lives yeah what's a monster but so they feel like there's a reincarnation element i thought they think they are that well that's what they said to her they go listen uh the the comments are very supportive the person goes listen there's plenty of other things out there that also eat humans so it doesn't necessarily mean that you're a monster they're trying to help them get to the bottom right well that's it Give us all the clues. Unless you specifically mean cannibalism, but then you're required to be a human.

So he's like, you know, this cannibal thing, you could just be a cannibal. You could be a human. In which case, buh-bye. Well, there's that whole thing where if you die with cats and then the cats will just eat you. Okay. I think they're just cats.

Maybe you're cats, too. I love the idea that the person running the thing is like, oh, bye-bye. Just kicking everyone out of the other can. He's running like a real tight shift. Oh, yeah. Hey, I'm here. I'm a monster can.

I'm a cannibal. It sounds like a cannibal to me. Boop, next. Oh, they're not. And then he presses sort of a button that the trap door comes and they go down a slide and they're out of the thing, right? Mr. Dr. Evil. Yeah.

So this, everyone's saying like, listen, I'm not saying it's out of the question that you're a monster uh so you could have definitely be a monster but you're not necessarily a monster because there's lots of things that you could just be an actual cannibal like this monster component doesn't necessarily have to do with it so they they're they're they're pragmatic with their conclusions and then the next one is i might be alien kind but i'm afraid that i might have tricked myself into thinking about that and then again people in the community was like well you know you could

be an alien I mean it is a possibility but you know you definitely want to do all the research and get to the bottom of it like we follow science people I like to go am I tricking myself into that I go no definitely not that's something a mental ill person would do yeah you're not that yeah yeah you're not tricking yourself

beep next I'm a polymorph i think so i had a vision last night and they said i won't lie a bit under the influence i saw myself being able to shift my form to whatever i desired from a dwarf to an elf to a gnome in my body right now so i'm like a weird shape shifter, but the shape doesn't actually shift. It just shifts inside. Let me guess. You love Lord of the Rings. Just wild guess. You love Lord of the Rings. Basically, I'm formless.

I have a silhouette of a human-esque body, but my form itself is void of pure black and light for eyes. What would I be called? And the top comment was, okay, so great work figuring yourself out. So they're very happy that this person, they go, nice work, dude. I think it's a guy or girl.

I think it's a guy. I think, do you think that the polymorph's a guy? Yeah. I think the people supporting are guys. I think in the community is a lot of girls being wacky and a lot of dudes trying to fuck up. Yeah, trying to get in there. Yeah.

And then, am I a cat? So, am I other Kim? Well, I just read another post about the same question. So there's multiple people wondering if they're cats in the forum, right? I've changed it up a little bit so my post doesn't sound identical. Sorry for being dumb and checking beforehand. This is my first post here, but he's been lurking for a while. I think I might be a cat.

We've all had this sort of thing. Everyone's been through this. I don't get dysphoria like a lot of other people in this subdue not feeling trapped in my body or just feeling really wrong but more

this is my body and I know it is but if I could just choose to be a cat and run around with four legs feel the wind in my fur I would want that

so when I look in the mirror I just know it's me but I really know that I'm a cat. I don't permanently have opposable thumbs. Right. I can relate. Well, girls are cats and guys are dogs.

Everyone knows that. Yeah, dogs. Yeah, everyone. I've seen fucking girls that just kind of basically live life like a cat. Yeah. Most party girls sort of live like a cat. They just sort of muck around the apartment. Shit in a box.

Shit in a box. Shit in a box. They get food fucking brought to them. Goblin mode. Bop around on the TV, you know, lick their hands and stuff like that. Yeah, scratch your face. Yeah. So the other kins. And then shifting.

Some people need help shifting, right? They go, hello, I'm very new to Reddit. I'm a cow kin. Oh, there is a cow. Here we go she's a strawberry cow she says what's this okay having a lot of trouble shifting into my state i get phantom limbs almost all the time but that's it i don't know why you get phantom limbs because you have your limbs why you just think your normal limbs are cows well they're just different limbs well i guess maybe this person's really fat and they're looking at their arms and they're like these arms yeah like something doesn't add up the rest of my body looks like a

cow but at my fat fucking blimp arms stupid blimp well cows don't have big blimp ass arms like that right plus the cow's arms and legs or i guess they're all legs but they're all the same length right so you're like you probably try and stand like a cow, and then you're like, oh, something's not working here. Right. Just basically, that's the gist of the Reddit, though? Yeah, basically, that's the gist of the Reddit, is that they are definitely not mentally ill. I like this one.

Are there any other black Therians out there with that one? I think he just goes, I'm a Husky and my human body is a black person. And I feel kind of weird because I've only seen others of a different skin color than mine. Oh yeah. I don't want to feel so alone because you definitely know this is a white thing. It's a white guy being like, fuck this. Well, no, this is a super white just genre or whatever.

This is probably pretty white. Maybe some Asian been there, but that's a bummer dude yeah but anyways so that's what the other can have been up to um there was one no one does and we'll wrap up soon but the i was thinking wouldn't it be funny if like 4chan basically um made like hey we make masks a symbol of white supremacy or you know i mean if we made made censorships a symbol of the alt-right. That would be- That would be difficult. I mean, that's 4chan level. That's the hard mode of 4chan,

if they could really pull that off. God mode. That's God mode. Because I was watching like, you know, Reuters and all the fact-checking sites? Yeah. They almost, fact-checking sites almost write stuff the way that, you know, young girls write stuff now.

Snopes, especially. Snopes is basically. Busted. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Snopes is essentially like a girl writing, right? Yeah. Actually. Actually.

Snopes says, nope. Yeah, yeah, nope. And they do have their tone. Like that kind of thing is like, if you weren't racist, what you'd know was what actually happened is that, but I just funny watching the, you know, a lot of people were getting kicked off of fucking YouTube and stuff like

that lately, right. And Twitter and all that stuff. But the, the, um, it's almost epidemic. We're living in hell essentially.

Yep. But the, this, uh, this sort of Damocles. Exactly. I just thought it was the funniest take on this was there was this it was the most girl article i've ever read it goes demonetizing problematic youtubers isn't effective researchers say and they go and other alternative

monetization platforms need more scrutiny so there i just is like they need uh they need uh fucking yeah we need more censorship in the blockchain yeah you know what that country uh we should model china we need more china no but it's like they just want their way so bad they go they want people to just disappear right and their whole thing is they go uh info where should be censored and you go okay by who it's their site and they go i'm the government yeah the government that's what i'm saying they literally want government intervention and it's so funny because this is always coming from legacy media where you know they're straight up just like yeah we get it your job's at stake nobody wants your shit anymore and you need to level the playing field by getting rid of your

competition like i get it it's just so funny that your your basic thing is like yeah i mean we yes because if you're saying there needs to be more censorship on these alternative platforms like by who the platforms like whole deal is we're going to try to not be well and i mean they still have content moderation it's not none of these not people on their own sites some people are like you know for example someone's allowed to open up a subscription service and they're like well they fucking shouldn't be yeah it should be illegal yeah you should not be able to do that moreover they found out that youtubers who traffic in extreme and problematic content are significantly more likely to employ alternative modernization sources and you go so i don't know if you know this but people

that are essentially banned from every source they they try and figure out other ways to feed themselves. Also this study, they go, this study says that alternative monetization platforms need more scrutiny. You go, what's the study? It was just like they basically put a bunch of people in a room and then show them like, you know, 4chan videos or something. They put a bunch of people in like a room and then they show them, you know 4chan videos or something they put a bunch of people in like a room and then they show them uh you know what's going on on gab they just force them to watch gab gab's tape their eyes tape their eyes open and watch gab and they go this shouldn't exist how do you feel yeah how do i feel i feel like this should be freaking censored

and they go okay well i guess that's the study and they go according to the findings 61 percent of fringe channels used alternative monetization sources but yes there's you go so what's your conclusion you go well they should be censored and you go by who and you go biden so i guess yeah the best part too is you're pro censorship and they go no what I'm cool yeah I'm a one no I'm one of the cool ones I'm not for censorship yes I'm not for misinformation yeah exactly that's

the that's the buzzword they go yeah I'm just remember when they said hate it went from you know hate speech is not free speech to misinformation is not free speech like things that aren't I don't think are true isn't free speech yeah misinformation is not free. Like the things that aren't true. I don't think are true. Isn't free speech. Yeah.

That happened pretty quick. And then the craziest thing, if you call them out on all the stuff that was misclassified, they go, well, they, they retracted it though. Happens a lot.

Well, you saw the Ottawa, remember the Ottawa arsonist thing, the Biden laptop, my laptop. And they go, yes. What was the Ottawa artisan is remember they,

during the convoy and someone tried to start a fire in that apartment building? And they were like, that's like pro convoy people who are trying to like burn down a building. Inside job? No, they just found out. And they go, yeah, there was some kid and had nothing to do with it. If anything, he was trying to set them up. And it was on your side. No, it was funny recently. It turned out that the covid raps i don't think we

talked about this with all the covid raps the government was paying like a huge amount of money for i didn't know that okay so remember all those covid raps you're making fun of i uh someone sent me the cdc had all these grants like the way that canada does and you could apply to make eighty thousand dollars if you had a decent sized platform. What did Juvenile get? That's the thing. Well, I don't know if he applied, but maybe his label did. But a lot of these COVID rap... I'd be disappointed to find out that Juvenile only got $80,000. Yeah, there was a very big system out there.

That would be a bummer. That would be a bummer if Juvenile... If Vax had asked. He just got $80,000. I'd also not like that. And then after all the people who got their cuts, because he filmed the new video for it, all the people who got their cuts, like, you know, because he filmed the new video for all the people who got their cuts, taxes. He walks home with 25. Totally.

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