The Boyscast with Ryan Long - TINDER SWINDLING & TRUTH SOCIAL

Episode Date: February 25, 2022

TikToker destroying high-value males, topless beaches, boobie sizes, NY Times ad campaigns and the Truth Social launch. Note - this was filmed Wednesday we'll get to the bottom of the Russia situation next week. Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT: Coinbase.com/boyscast For $10USD Free In Bitcoin Fitbod.me/boyscast For 25% Off Your Membership Athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 Year Of Vitamin D & 5 Free Travel Packs LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead But we don't end forever, but we don't end forever The BoyzCast, we are here. I slept two hours because what happened was I was in a dream Yeah And I was in a pool or something like that, right? A pool or a lake or something like that It's a little, uh that it's a little uh it's a little wishy-washy and then i started drowning oh yeah so i was you think that's that's uh some sort of symbolism well it's it gets weirder so i started drowning and i was

in the dream being like oh help whatever and then i woke up and I was coughing like crazy. Cause I think what actually happened is that I sw I swallowed a bunch of my spit down the wrong tube. And then my brain, that's like literally something like a 90 year old does. Well, the crazy, yeah. So that's the first crazy part is that my body's just given up on how to deal with my spit. But the even crazier part to me is, well, maybe not crazy, but it's kind of funny. I guess it's one of those things where you're peeing in real life and then you think you're peeing in the dream or something.

But in this one, all my spit went into my tube. So I started coughing like crazy. And instead of waking up, in the dream I was just drowning. Yeah, the dream just goes, yeah, we'll just kill you in the dream. Isn't that crazy that I just stuck in the dream world? Yeah.

So I wonder if that's how it happens when people die in real life. You just die in your dream and they also kick you out of the real life i feel like your body would not allow that you still have like some sort of trigger at some point where it goes yo yo like your body kind of kicks and you go like no we're dying in real life took you long enough yeah yeah let's snap them out my body was flipping out anyway you can tell you've been watching like more chick shows and not like conspiracy stuff because a conspiracy guy would have been at guantanamo getting waterboarded you would have been like i don't know anything you've been watching all these i will never tell you my secret formula for writing jokes

never you'll never get the cheese dream recipe from me. You can fry it out of my cold, dead hand. My dad's there in the other thing. He's getting waterboarded in the other cell. Don't do it. We look at old hands one last time before we die. Long. Some dude walks in with the battery with the things, and he has a loaf of bread and a cheese and wieners.

He gets wieners. He goes, what's it gonna be and they're all yeah they have all these messed up ones they have one they tried to put the wiener on top of the bread turned into a hot dog yeah like the scientist comes in he's like i don't know i can't do it he can't crack it he tried every permutation well a lot's going on right now canada canada they're freezing bank accounts the blue checks are cheering it on russia is about uh go the the media and the blue check squadron cannot they squadron the bottom line is they just fucking love the government i know i was saying the

covid the covid hysterics are kind of just yelling into the void right now because there's all this new shit they're yelling into the void and then a lot of them are becoming war guys whereas anyone's like hey this isn't bad they're like what do you fucking love russia yeah why don't you suck off putin if you don't think we should be at war also the canadian government's great they should take more bank accounts i saw one of the posts and it was kind of like you know this woman didn't get bail or whatever and you just have a bunch of people with like defund the police in their bile being like hell yeah do you see that too they're getting they're sending funds to the prosecutors they so the reason why they wouldn't let her out is because they go she's at a risk to re-offend

yeah we're able to go protest again like what she's gonna go organize another convoy like she gets out of the first thing the best though was to was she like in court she goes yeah because you have to leave they're kicking people out of ontario like that's their punishment which is like they banish them yeah they're which is not the worst but they're not from there because they're not from so they go go back to alberta or whatever and uh so but for that chick they're like you got to leave ontario and she's like well i'm not vaccinated and i you froze all my bank accounts right so she's like so she's like it's kind of hard for me to get out of here like i can't even get on a bus yeah yeah plus i don't even have any money um and then they're just like we're just not letting you out so worse news than that all of the high value men have been

destroyed they're gone woman destroys high value men yeah i destroyed. They're gone. Woman destroys high value men. Yeah, I felt myself disintegrating. That's probably why I drowned last night. Do we have no patrons left? We go for the patrons? Just zero people? Oh, this girl is, you know, this is what she has to say.

Where are the low value men? Like, what are all the low value men up to during these trying times? Because the high value men, I know these trying times because the high value men i know they're around they won't shut the fuck up low value men i have not heard a word out of so this girl's a big low value male fan yeah she's she's loving the low value what's this in response to basically her the gist of this thing yeah she goes men shouldn't fucking talk ever okay and so she's her kind of thing is that low value man, shut up and listen.

But doesn't that automatically now make them high value? Like, is this not some sort of opposite scenario? Well, her thing doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but she's not done. But okay, we'll say a little more. I think I want one of those. I want a low value man. They don't make podcasts.

I haven't seen one low value man they don't make podcasts i haven't seen one low value there's a kink in her theory do they not know how to use microphones maybe that's a good thing that's okay so she doesn't like the fact that high value men have podcasts yeah now here's a little uh piece of information that she might not be aware of you're not allowed to listen to this podcast. No. You will be shocked. You will be actually banished from Ontario as well. That's a new regulation that we put.

And guess what? I didn't want to have to do this, but your low-value boyfriend banned also. He's probably like a chatty dude and he sees her TikTok blow up and he's just like, this is a dude zone. Your value boyfriends podcast no one's the girls aren't allowed to listen to that either she goes where the low value male men or whatever i'm like why don't you uh put on a real tight shirt and go walk past a construction site yeah and by the way we love the low value man so there's nothing wrong with them. Nothing. No, we don't differentiate. They're not going to pit the high-value males and the low-value males against each other.

Yeah. And that's what she's been up to right now. You don't see a lot of people coming out in favor of the low-value. But she's using them as a crutch the same way that people go, oh, you know, I'm supporting minorities. What is your policy? Well, just it's fuck you, sort of. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, what did you do to help them? Nothing. You know what I mean? There was a good quote in a movie that I saw. They go, you think you can come around here and just offer all your help when you don't realize you ain't got no help to give. That's all these people. You ain't got not.

You ain't got not no help to give. Did you pause the movie to write that down? No, but I made a mental note of it. Okay, that's good. And so she thinks the other thing is she goes, oh, the low-value males, they don't have podcasts. They just shut up. I got news for you.

No, they don't. They definitely, I mean, when she goes, the low-value males do not have podcasts. I'm like, everybody has. You have a podcast called Low-Value Male. I mean, that's a bit of a news to her i mean i'm honestly i was literally last night uploading the podcast and i was like i need an intro for the podcast because i just started this is it this is it yeah this will be my intro loud and proud low

value and high value now listen i think the low value men they're gonna be she's gonna be out there looking for low-value men allegedly. This is what she says. That's hot. All right. I haven't seen – I've never seen a man use a microphone for good. Might as well just not even know how to operate one. You know what I mean? They have to have hair.

They have to. Somebody has to be keeping these goddamn barbers in business. Barbers. And we all know it's not – yeah. So low-value men, I'm on your side. And just like justice for the low – If you're a low-'s not. Yeah. So low value men, I'm on your side. And just like justice for the low value men. If you're a low value male that ends up shacking up with this one, you got to really feed it to her.

You get to her house, wash your socks in her sink, make food, leave the dishes everywhere, piss in her bed. I thought you liked the low-value males. Then when she talks, you go, then she goes, why are you washing your boxers in my sink? You go,

thought you didn't want me to talk. Ketchup on everything. Ketchup on everything and a glass of milk with everything. And a glass of water and put ketchup in it and then give it to her. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You go, is this strawberry milk? You go, one better. Is this low-value enough for her? It's ketchup milk. Trying to destroy us. Trying to pit the bros against each other. I don't even know what she's, her point, you go, is this strawberry milk? You go, one better. Is this low value enough for her? It's ketchup milk. Trying to destroy us. Trying to pit the bros against each other.

I don't even know what she's, her point, she goes, nobody's ever used, no high value male has ever used a fucking microphone. Her point is that guys that have opinions, she's conflating that with high value men. She's like, basically the gist of her argument is like, men shouldn't have a fucking opinion. No, does she think, she obviously thinks she's like, basically, the gist of her argument is like, men shouldn't have a fucking opinion. No, does she think she obviously thinks she's high value?

That's a low value. She considers herself very high value. That's a low value woman right there. But they've been coming after everyone. All the values, males. I know. Rogan's podcast is on. It's an on again, off again.

Spotify. That was weird. That's a conspiracy. That is a real conspiracy. And that's a conspiracy that I'm on. So. But it's back. Oh, by the way, apparently like the Stelter video, a birdie told me.

Oh, really? Nice. But to protest the fact that they're attacking that podcast and taking it on and off the air, I will be releasing my special on youtube.com slash Ryan Long Comedy March 7th. And if you want to fight back against these censorship, you want to fight back against the big totalitarian government. Yeah. Show these authoritarian totalitarians. Can you say totalitarian again?

Show these totalitarian authoritarians. I like that you said it before. Totalitarian. That they don't have, you know, that they don't own you. They don't own your brain. Stick it to them by sharing my special with everyone you know on March 7th. Don't let the bad guys win. No.

Don't let Justin Trudeau They hate our freedom. This is very much Osama Bin Laden business. They literally hate our freedom. They hate our freedom. They don't, the bad guys don't want you to listen to my special. No. They don't want that. They absolutely don't. Back to original programming good question

if you're a cigarette smoker and you lose uh you get one of the neck things right you have to breathe through a hole yeah and you have one of those things to talk right yeah do you use it during sex i mean better question is do you have sex yeah because what well you might just have your old wife you know what i mean stick with the old wife i you're probably not getting that much new tan no you're not getting well oh yeah that's a quote like do you only is it one of those things like herpy dating call me daddy but it's you only get another girl who have the thing the thing is i feel like i feel like you kind of i don't know i could be wrong but i feel like once you have that thing in like you're

probably not even having a ton of energy call me daddy bot 3000 i feel like you lose your sex drive if you ejaculation sequence oh you think you go full robot or you go i mean that's just how it's you definitely have fun with it you gotta have fun with it. You gotta have fun with it. About I'm coo-ming. Well, or do you just have to be smart? No, you only smash in girls who have that too.

You think that. Do they even, I feel like that's something that's a tracheotomy dating hall service. Do people even have that anymore? Trach date, they'd call that.

I've ever seen one of those in person. I've seen one once, but not for like 20 years. I think it was a woman. Do you like that? Yeah, you you do you are a dirty whore so that's a that's that is that is a question that is an interesting one my answer is i'm gonna say they're not smashing at all there's no smashing because they just don't have the energy for it i think the guy is smashing dude his days are numbered he needs to get the piece wet.

Yeah, maybe. No. That's a dark fucking existence. I went to see the movie Strawberry Mansion, right? And it's this hipster movie, and the whole thing is basically, it's one of those movies where it's kind of, if you watch it on acid, it's probably cool. You know what I mean?

Yeah. And there's all these weird costumes, and the things vary, kind of doesn't make sense, and there's all these weird costumes and the things vary, kind of doesn't make sense. And there's all these weird dimensions and stuff like that. Right. And I even called it when I was watching. I go, I bet the, I bet you that main guy that is the director. And I could tell it was almost, you could tell that. The director made himself the star too?

Yeah. And I could tell that. Star? Like literal star? Literal star. And I called that too from a mile away. I could tell that there was a pretentious air to it. And the guy was a pretty good actor. But the only thing that i realized about being a good

actor is just do nothing so he just made no facial movements and the less you move the better you are at acting but the point i was going to make i do sorry to cut you off but i do remember a clint eastwood acting tip when it said never don't blink yeah i remember yeah and it's like he honestly if you watch his shit he just like doesn't blink that's just how stupid acting is right you know you gotta get these little all the tips are just like don't move don't blink don't do anything unless you're acting you know you're playing some zany role it really is just do nothing and you'll be okay at it right yeah yeah pretty much but except for uh joaquin phoenix and the joker he was like well there is stuff he did with his body

But it was basically A hipster film or whatever So it was all people that kind of looked like me Or whatever at the theater And the theater was a hipster theater that played it And I've made this point before How many times did you get shushed? Well I walked out

A walkout? I walked out And I had to convince because I was sort of I gotta go and she was like no I walked out oh really yeah i couldn't do a walkout i walked out and i had to convince because i was sort of i gotta go and she was like no i don't know i want to watch it i've walked out of i think two movies in my life i'm i walk out one of them was master of disguise it was it was just not in the mood for this nonsense it was it was it was ridiculous right but master of disguise i was like 13 i was like this is arguably the biggest piece of shit i've ever seen i remember this was so insane yeah it didn't look good i was 20 minutes in i got a knot i gotta pull the plug

so new york's basically back to normal except for this theater it felt like the first day of covid honest to god you know they're bugging you about the masks like you have to show uh the vaccines and stuff like that and then the people and the people going to the movie are oh uh so what's the scenario with the mass and the guy goes you know just take it off during sips if you feel uncomfortable and it's just it constantly blows my mind how the you know the the wild you know uh drug addict punk people became the like grandmothers yeah and it just always you know blows uh, drug addict, punk people became the like grandmothers. Yeah. And it just always, you know,

blows my mind, you know? Well, I guess what happens is when you're the counterculture and then you find yourself as part of the main culture at some point, and then either you pivot back to being the counterculture and change. Yeah. And then now you just get stuck.

And this, and now even this, like the CDC and all these places saying wild things like, Oh, uh, we don't want to release the new data because we don't want to make it look bad. You know what I mean?

They basically said that it could be misinterpreted by anti-vaxxers, this new data that kind of, you know, doesn't say- Misinterpreted how? Well, used. I know how. They mean used. Yeah, I like how they say misinterpreted.

Well, yeah, interpreted, right? Interpreted, yeah. So, but was this a like an indie theater yeah that's why dude honestly on my way over here so i normally go to that place uh the coffee shop on like on think coffee or whatever that's where i always go on my way to the studio and because it's warm out i didn't bring my jacket i didn't have a mask and they're like so strict on that shit yeah that i was like walking over there oh i. Oh, I forgot a mask. I'm like, I can't. And I'm like, we're two, over two years into this shit.

I'm like, I can't go maskless to grab a coffee and leave. No, it's, and it really is the, what would consider to be the hip, but I'll tell you what happened is anyone that was actually the type of person that started that counterculture, all the, essentially the leaders of that counterculture all the essentially the leaders of that movement have all left and only the followers are left so that's how you end up with sort of movements of followers because there's all these sort of entrepreneurial people so to speak that start these you know cultures and subcultures and then i mean i can speak to myself every person that i know who was you know the uh important people in these kind of

subcultures have all kind of abandoned them because they became ridiculous yeah for sure so it's a lot of these people are still kind of just pushing against like as crazy as it sounds but just like the trump stuff where they go trump people are no mask people i'm not a trump person but that's because i'm a mask person. But that is, is that not a cardinal component of someone who doesn't think for themselves? A hundred percent. It's fucking insane.

So you end up with all these people that had a, you know, they joined a thing that was kind of like a rebellious thing, but it just, it's wild to see over and over again, even just, you know, like I said, when you look around the subway and you go, who has their masks on? Joe Blow doesn't.

But done to the nines image of like, I'm a wild boy. For sure. He's got a wild mask boy. It is crazy, actually. I went into Trader Joe's. Because they kind of just abandoned the mask thing without really making a big stink about it. That's good for them.

Yeah, that's what you should do. No, but in New York like they didn't make a whole i'm not i i missed it because i had to go google like is there still a mask man and i remember i went to trader joe's like a week ago after and i go in your lard still 90 of people wearing masks even though you don't have even though you don't have to yeah and you know it's like we're it's you know nobody knows anybody who's like really got sick. No, it's insane. And everybody got the last one pretty much. So what I would like to bring us to right now is Accidentally Four Boys.

Accidentally Four Boys. There's a pretty good Accidentally Four Boys. But it's the original Accidentally Four Boys. Yeah, this is the classic accidentally four buyers so a proposal will allow women to go topless in nantucket beaches and you know this is making waves out there and the woman said in order to promote equality for all persons and any person shall allowed to be topless on the public or private beach within the town of Nantucket. The amendment reads, and she said, I'm not saying that everyone has to go topless. I am.

Stover continued. I'm saying everyone has to. Well, what she did was then continue this article to say, I'm not saying everyone has to go topless, only the fit ones. You know what's funny? Because people who kind of, it is a bit of a- The original accidentally fell in place. Yeah, but it's like, because who kind of it is a bit of uh the original accidentally yeah but it's like because a lot of people who are against this will will kind of casually be like oh it's always the gross ones but it's not true it's actually not the gross ones who go

topless it there is some gross ones there are some you'll always get those for sure well that's but over on net net definitely for the boys because we're asking for an accidentally for the boys i've seen some nice sets when I was out there. Oh, big time. Yeah, you're right. See, this would be on purpose for the boys if they said, you know, we're going to allow women to be topless in the name of equality. Obviously, no saddlebags.

The thing you really need to avoid is the actual nude beaches. Okay. Those you need to avoid because those are where you get the demons and the garggoyle you get the girl that she's walking and her boobs are dragging on the sand well you're just getting all 60 year olds and up and you get a lot of flaccid dicks like in the gay community you get a lot of like 80 year old gay dudes it's a big gay dude i mean i guess it's preferable to hard dicks i guess by the way you probably get i wonder if you get kicked have you watched the nude beach have you watched the show euphoria yeah it's just non-stop dicks it's crazy what you said but i've seen a few episodes and i've it's dude didn't ever see a single dick but it might be a

see what you want to see situation it's i mean maybe you just have you're so you're so uh straight that you're i don't even see you just automatically just you can't see you can't see a penis my brain just like paints them out yeah yeah just totally just like it's just and there's no vaginas tons of dicks

yeah like in the Matrix where you're just seeing like a black spot and you go I don't know what that is that's what my body does hard dicks there's a scene

allegedly I haven't seen that no I'm just like anybody who's watching this there's a scene in the fucking Gaslight Danny

and say there was no dicks first season where this chick's doing like an OnlyFans thing and this guy's like a pay pig and it's literally this, there's a scene in the fucking first season where this chick's doing like an OnlyFans thing and this guy's like a pay pig and it's literally this guy jerking off. Yeah.

He's this big fat guy. It's like a TV show. So you're sitting there with your chick watching a dude jack off. Literally this gross fat old guy who's just like, and he's like,

tell me how small my dick is and he's just jerking off. Is the dick small? Yeah. Nice. But you're like, there was another scene because she keeps sending me fucking, she's like like look how many dicks there are my fucking whole

text why is she sending you them because it's so maybe you should try having one see this guy's got one it's so insane that she's like this is crazy and then there was like another one where this guy and like multiple erect penises i my takeaway was that, you know, it was just funny that... I guess 90210 and shows like that were doing this forever, where they had, you know, 95-year-olds playing, you know, 16-year-olds. But this one, they have, you know,

pretty steadily, like, 17-year-olds, and they just... They make them act like these wild, sort of 25-year-olds. Well, it's kids, essentially. No, no, no, no. They are teenagers. They play teenagers in the show.

I know that, yeah. But what I'm saying is, you know, they're... They're not are teenagers they play teenagers in the show i know that yeah oh yeah but what i'm saying is you know they're they're not 40 years even though this was you know maybe there'll be a few people kind of doing this the few wild girls they were with the older boys or whatever oh yeah this idea that that was you know kind of any every high school i think is a little oh it's kind of like a modern kids but it's just yeah exactly but whatever saying how many hard dicks are in the show well i didn't see a single one but some might say you see what you want to see it's a bit of a freudian situation maybe where you see your dad's dick no vaginas well there's this there's this uh there's this um a meme page called uh hood it's called hip hood clips right

ryan probably follows 20 different meme pages that have the word hood in them in some capacity i follow so much black hoodville wild hood dude that's one of my that's one of my real i don't know if it's even a guilty pleasure so maybe a uh what's the opposite of guilty just a pleasure just a pleasure just a pleasure shameless pleasure shameless pleasure is uh watching you know rap beef drama on youtube and stuff like that right so i get pretty into that and i do i do guilty as charged what's the current like is it all kanye uh there's not yeah yeah or is it like the kind of underground like honestly it's not even worth it's too inside baseball for you i mean i have yeah i no idea. This would be like me telling you

like fucking what's going on in like the Toronto Marlies. Exactly. With that, I don't think anyone's interested in it. But the funny thing about the hip hood clips is every day they post like a photo of a hot girl and they have all this slang. They go, yo, W-Y-D.

Like, what you do, you come home. This girl's sitting there naked. And then every person's like and then their girls like see them commenting on this thing and then they're like they go yo you come back to your car this girl's in the passenger seat titties out what y'all be doing and everyone's like probably fucking have sex with her, you break up with your girl. You come back. This girl be making food and says, fuck me,

and then turns around. What y'all doing? We have a boy from Toronto who comments on every single one of those. Really? No, you know exactly who it is. Commenting on that shit. You know exactly who it is, where he's just like, he comments on everyone being like, oh, fuck yeah.

Like, I'd smash that. Yeah, yeah everyone that's so funny though they go oh yeah and you know comment below if you'd motorboat these ditties yeah like thumbs up and stuff you're like what is the point i know it's just so funny they just post a picture of a random girl and ask people if they'd fuck her. The comment section is generally in agreement that they would all have sex with her. Are there a lot of comments that go, nah, dog, I'm married. Next. Everyone seems to think that they'd tune her up if they were in that scenario. The aforementioned scenario where you come home and the girl's lying naked on your back. She's stuck in the washing machine.

What y'all doing? I look at the comments too it gets me um so interesting study so this study came out that said that poorer man poorer men yeah like bigger breasts and richer men like smaller breasts yeah which is interesting because you fancy yourself a big man i like i'm not you're a gazumba man you know but i'm not like i'm not like the fucking now that you find out that it's a poor man's well i will say that i i read this study or not i read the study but i read the article and i would say that i'd like to see this um not done in uh the study not done in asia well it's bad sample size i feel like but they used

white women they said oh okay they i didn't realize that but they but they said they did it normally it's malaysian men though they said they did it with men there they didn't say that they were all of one ethnicity but they used the same ethnicity of women and they were white yeah yeah but there's a malaysia that was done in malaysia so i assume it's malaysian yes well but i think that if you think about it, it seems to make some sort of sense because it's sort of the same way that, you know, there's poor people that want like fancy watches

and gold chains and stuff to sort of prove that they have money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a conflict. Oh, you're saying it's just a status thing. Or something like that. They are. I mean, I will say that in places like malaysia status is huge you're saying there's also a thing where they're harder to come by over there the big

ones oh for sure dude i mean you just yeah like if i i can't speak for malaysia i've never been there but i've been very close in like thailand and stuff and like yeah it's there well i've i was thinking about that is a jugless i've never seriously dated in my life a girl with big boobs interesting not one single time. I made it past like a, you know, sort of dating a little bit or whatever. Yeah, it just doesn't, it's not my thing. And I get bored of it. I've been all over the map.

No, you like them at beginning. You go, and then by the end, you know, by three months in, you go, okay. Going through the motions of the motorboat. you're just going through the motions you go so yeah that is what i like so i like you know slender girl yeah no tits massive dick dude sounds like you should go to thailand man that is fucking you're gonna all you can eat hey by the way we have a couple studies this week and i gotta say do scientists when you get into science think this is what your life is gonna be like no you're not gonna be doing boob studies but you're thinking of it the opposite imagine you have a job as a scientist and then you go can i do a study on fucking titty sizes and then they give you the

fun yeah you get the funding some government funds your and then you're living life and you go what about this one 266 men they did low medium and high status and the rich boys go i don't need that's that's for poor you know the plebeians you know what i'll i'll take they like the sort of you know slender supermodel look whereas the poor guys they go i want a gazoom bus yeah i want the big jug because they're stupider. Yeah, it's a high... You know what it is? What? I just put my finger on it. It's the small titties and educated men's titties.

That's an educated man's titty. Well, I wonder if... Because they didn't say education. They said specifically wealth. You know how it's like sugary meals where it's, you know, if you're just a fat slob, you just want, you know, the most sugary meals. Yes. And what do you like?

You just want a bowl of ice cream. Whereas if you're sort of a connoisseur of food, what you'd want is a really nice small portion. Whereas I would consider myself like a connoisseur of, and you go, you can't trick me by just putting a big blah, blah, blah in my face. You're saying you want to go to the place where it's like they bring out the entree and it's like a plate this big

and it's like one pea with with a little line of a sauce. But it's the best pea you've ever tasted. It's a delicacy of a pea. It comes on a spoon and it's smoking. So that's me as a high class. What I do is I put my one monocle on and I inspect the titty. Now another question, back to the study. So you do the study, you get the information.

Now what? You put the article out. But that's what I'm saying. Like, is this not meant to just, we go, all right, we got that, and now we know. I think a lot of this stuff probably comes from, like, university people that just have tons of, you know, they got to do these studies, they get their funding,

and it's sort of, it's like a wash. Like, no one gains anything by any of this stuff however some of this stuff does where i'll tell you where this stuff becomes applicable is advertising so for example if you were advertising to men uh pictures of women in their advertising on the internet you might show smaller titties to the rich guys like me when you're advertising rolexes and if you're advertising like a bowl of fucking slop from a trough for people like you. You grow it with big jugs. Yeah.

So that's the kind of stuff that you could use these studies for. That is true. That is true. The world of marketing could. When you're advertising to high class gentlemen like me, worldly elites. Yeah. I like the idea of all these models with huge cans and they're like, I can't get any fucking good work anymore.

That's the thing and then the last one that actually sort of goes against my theory with you is that hunger it was showed that the hungrier the man the bigger the titty they like this is true

I'm always hungry well that's what I'm saying but you're not because you eat a lot right so you're always full because you've always just stuffed your fat face. Yeah. Do you find that, do you find after you're done stuffing your fat face? That what? That you like big titties less?

Because this is the information. They said after the guys had a nice meal, they were, but when they're starving, they want a big set of gazoombas. But when they, when they're done eating, they feel more back like an aristocrat like me. Yeah, where I just want a nice flat-chested woman. No, it doesn't need to be flat-chested. Just a smaller... No, I don't really spend a lot of time thinking about breasts.

I think more time thinking about food, to be honest. I honestly spend more time thinking about food than breasts. Interesting. Yeah, I'm more of an ass man, to be honest. But yeah, I honestly think I spend more time... I'm i'm a dude's ass man yeah i am um yeah i spend more time thinking about food and it does depend what they haven't messaged mentioned is the you know the size of the girl on the titties right now because if you're a hungry man and you see a girl with big boobs and big titties you might be like that girl could cook me food yeah you know that's where you do the thing the girl's having

sex with you from behind you start making dump truck noises beep beep beep slap her ass ride the wave you know i would also like to know because i you know a lot of people they they asked are the type of people on on instagram live who are just like please open like there's a lot of open please people but like malaysia has a very high population of muslim people so i wonder if if they asked the muslim people or they went to the non-muslim i'm sure that i'm super of muslim people so i wonder if if they asked the muslim people or they went to the non-muslim i'm sure that i'm super hard muslims doesn't get to participate in their boobies well that's like fucking 75 of the population sure maybe you're right but i would love i would like to think that if you were hardcore religious you know enough that your

wife's got you know her face covered or whatever you can't be like all right honey you're not even allowed to leave the house i'm going going to do my boob study. Someone knocks on your door and goes, hi, I'm doing a study about breast size. And it's like one second, he comes back with just like a giant stone. But just run away. God damn it.

These fucking people with their stones. So probably one of my favorite things in the recent times was the, so the Tinder swindler, which I watched. and so this guy yeah he basically it comes out after the tinder swing i'm sure everyone knows about it by this point but he swindled all these women out of all these things me and danny both watched i don't know if i was a swindler well this is what he does he breaks his silence and then he says he

wasn't swindled so in the thing this has been one of my favorite probably things in the last five years is in the movie his whole thing is his enemies are after him right so all i've been doing for the last three weeks is every time i'm like babe you gotta pay for this my enemies i can't you have to go get the remote my enemies are after me i know i can't make the bed my enemies you don't know what it's like oh you gotta go get the food the uber eats is here i can't go down there my enemies are after me there's it's so funny dude the balls on this guy he tells her everything he goes i need 10 grand and then she gives him 10 grand he goes i need you to get more money out why my enemies everything is because of his enemies are after him it's like probably one of my favorite things in the history of five years is that also his enemies are always probably for

this one dude who who built a bunch of women there's probably like 5 000 women who did the exact same thing to guys and they weren't like my they weren't like my i need 10 grand my enemies are after me they're like i need 10 grand they're like why like i want it. My enemies are after me. They're like, I need 10 grand. They're like, why? Like I want it. Well, my enemies are after me. Who are your enemies? Uh, American express creditors. My landlord. Yeah,

exactly. Your enemies are all just bill collectors. My enemies are after me. My enemies are after me. I need to pay them. Who's your enemies? My landlord, American express,

my makeup, my makeup bill collection. Yeah. Yeah. I was looking into his cami because he's on cameo now too because i was like we should get a cameo but a cameo for the pod there's amazing how much do you want two grand well they're they're 200 for a personal one but if he thinks it's like a business thing or whatever they're two grand he can tell the difference well he knows you're not just wishing someone a happy birthday well notorious tinder swindler breaks his silence to slam made-up netflix documentary as his model girlfriend accuses his victims of

lying and that he stole 43 430 000 from them and says he's never borrowed money from him so you know yeah because he never there was no promise to repay in his mind this is what this is a gift but you said he went to jail right right? He went to jail, as far as I understand, for using a fake passport. And that's what he got arrested for. Well, I'll tell you what. He definitely did all this shit. Like for him to say, hey. His enemies were after him.

I know. But for him to be like, hey, I never said I was like a billionaire. You're like, you're using a fake name that happens to be the same name. Like you're not disputing the fact that your name is Simon Levive when that's not your real name. You didn't legally change it to that. And then you're like, there's this billionaire who has the same name. Like you're not disputing the fact that your name is Simon Levive when that's not your real name. You didn't legally change it to that. And then you're like, there's this billionaire who has the same name. Well, I've dated people that are, you know, pathological liars. No one like too, too serious.

But you know, in the party scenes or whatever back in the day or whatever. Right. And the number one thing I notice about people that are pathological liars is they'll and I guess it's obvious to go down with the lie but there's no amount of evidence that will ever get them to concede like you could be you know oh you were at this party last night and you go no I wasn't there and you go here's a picture of you last night with the newspaper and they go I don't know someone must be made that up because it wasn't me they go for you to photoshop that's what the biggest thing that I've noticed is they will go down.

They'll never admit it. And the truth is, with people's psychologies, even me a little bit, you go, if someone's that sure and will never admit, it does leave the seed of doubt in people's mind. That's literally like, I guess that's the whole thing of gaslighting. Where you know something's the truth. But that's the biggest thing of liars like this and scam artists. They will always stick with their lie until the bitter end. But this guy... It's amazing he can still just wheel chicks and stuff.

Well, he has a pretty hot chick. I know. And she doesn't believe it. She bought the lie, right? He successfully gaslit her. Or she doesn't care because he actually does have money and he's buying her things. And he's kind of like this funny, famous dude right now.

Now he's this funny, famous Martin Shkreli-style big, famous dude, right? And these girls are his new enemies. Are there many guys who are like, fuck that guy? Maybe some, but most guys... Seth Rogen probably doesn't like him. Probably, but most guys are probably just like... Yeah, it's funny. Well, it's just such that it probably happens the other way so many times. Yeah, exactly.

But yeah. Salt daddy of the decade. He's the salt daddy of the decade. These other girls. I mean, it is kind of sad when you look at some poor sap that he stole $100,000. For sure. That part is obvious. No, but this is where you kind of go, the problem with this guy.

You go, if you stole $5,000 here, $10, grand there, although those are terrible, they're not like devastating necessarily. Yeah. It could be for someone. I'm not saying for no one, but it is still one of those things where, you know, this at some point will be like,

remember that time I got scammed at a five grand. When you steal someone's entire life savings and put them in 80 grand of debt. Oh, 250 for the one. Right. So that, that's a different level. That's when like the guys steal from the old people and stuff it is the old no no it is obviously a

scumbag move and then but it's funny because watching i think a lot of girls like my girl was saying this but you know i'm sure tons of them were like i would never do that like what the fuck like the one every girl says this wouldn't be but also like the one main girl who gave him 250k like they were dating for like a month like the whole thing was like a month long and then he had seen her like a couple times he brought her around the he showed her the good life he gave her well he tricked her because he gave her that first initial like you know going on the jet the private jet or whatever and there was he had the social proof with the with his baby mama and the kid he knew whatever he knew the whole technique or whatever.

But then he's like, he saw her like two more times. And she's like, this is my boyfriend. I'm in love with him. We're going to spend the rest of our lives together. And I'm going to give him all this money. And he keeps like doing this. And they have the voice notes of him. For sure.

So they do have the voice notes where he's back to back to back. Where the one girl that stole his clothes at the end and she was pretty happy with herself for getting a little win there yeah and then she goes uh she showed all the voicemails and the thing in the voicemails will be like you I'm gonna kill you you do not fuck with me every action has a reaction and then the next voicemail will be like okay we can get through this and then the next voicemail is like i'll fucking kill you you know happy gilmore or whatever he's like you know fucking oh baby i'm sorry oh baby i'm sorry you know i don't mean that yeah so i think that probably this new girl i don't think it's that she's so in love with him and that she doesn't care i think probably what's happening is he still

does have some money or whatever yeah and he's he's buying yachts and jets. And she's thinking like, yeah, I just know that I won't lend him money. Exactly. She's like, it's pretty easy thing. He's like, Hey,

can you take out a credit card? And she's like, right. Because, well, she's just not going to loan him money. And then all that's all you have to do. Cause if he came out now and he goes,

this is completely unrelated, but my enemies are back. It's so funny to just where, how we are as a society, where this came out, and this is so damning, and just such a gotcha. And then he's like, yeah, I'm famous now. This literally solved all my problems.

It really is. He goes, now I'm going to be rich and famous because of this. He's going to be rich. And then he also said, he goes, I'm a legit businessman. I got into Bitcoin in 2011 when it was nothing. I don't need to say how much it is worth now. So when in doubt, go for crypto. And this is what this guy is saying now.

And he's trying to get a dating show, which I think he should get a dating show with one of the hood meme pages. The crazy thing is, and I would love to get a real to the bottom of this, is why has he not, like, what is the law? Like, why has he not been charged with anything related to any of this?

Why is there no- Well, you told me that you said it's because there was no that's what that's what i think is that there's there's just like you can't it's not i guess i haven't seen really anybody discuss like why he hasn't faced zero repercussions for this i know because you said because we talked about and you're like well you know you still have a verbal agreement and then in his like texts and stuff there seems to be some sort of element. Text agreement. Text agreement. And then he made the girl the fake thing

saying that she worked at his company to get the loan. So he was at very least an accomplice to this fraud. But he committed a fraud. He sent her a fake wire, a fake... So that has to prove that he was attempting to do this. Right. Unless Netflix just totally made it up. Possible.

So you can't trust these people, right? These big tech companies, which are getting blasted right now. No, you cannot trust them. And the girl version of that, because there's all these, is the Anna Del V. And so Anna Del V was this girl who kind of did the same thing. And she actually did go to jail or whatever, right? And I watched that one. And the thing about that is, and then we'll move on is what i don't like about those the netflix version is i when

i was watching this i felt like i knew a lot of girls like this and they swindlers it was just interesting to see the dynamic where you go you got to think of this girl and the guy is almost the same thing the the guy was swindling all these girls out of money and this girl was swindling all these people out of all different things, trying to swindle this banker. She swindled some rich girl out of money. She went and stayed on this girl's yacht for six days

while the girl was getting billed for it without her knowing. All this sort of stuff, right? And in the Tinder swindler, they make him as this evil terrible person and in the girl one they make her as like pretty empowered she was able to pull this off kind of like a catch me if you can they do it like catch me if you can yeah and it was interesting to watch how netflix treats basically the same type of story divers girl women are victims in that matter and it and it's whatever they're allowed to do that but it also was wrong because i see like i said i know a ton of these kind of girls they're you know always up to these scams or whatever right and the number one thing that happens

is first of all they're always in fights so they always start some business relationship and within six months it's always in a big fight right they do have the enemies they can back that part so they have enemies but the thing is that's not usually a good formula for being successful and and this girl does disastrous things makes all these messes of her life makes messes of her personal life make messes of her connection uh you know the two or three biggest people she had in her life all hate her now all this stuff right but they and they were kind of saying like yeah but isn't she so like empowered taking the world bull by the horns and you go well if they were they wouldn't have been so lousy at it yeah like first of all most of it didn't work she got caught she didn't get the bank loan she didn't open up her thing all she did was swindle people into sort of giving her

trips and stuff yeah she got kind of like close to yeah but so really the story is this girl got people to accept that she was like in their club so they could go party and hang around or whatever and got some people to give her money so basically men are better at swindling well this guy got caught too eventually well he got caught for not the swindling he got caught for the flying i'm saying they're kind of the same thing but this girl was you know just her thing seems like i actually thought that was... Because it's basically like that... What's that Will Smith movie

from like the 90s where... Bad Boys. No, not Six Degrees of Separation. Wild Wild West. Where he pretends to be like the Sidney Poitier's son or something and he scams the socialites in New York and they're like...

Yeah, there's something to be said about scamming them. There's a lot of those stories. And they basically... The biggest funny part is the boyfriend is like this indian dude that's ripped shredded tech dude and then if you look up the real photo of him it's like this tiny nerdy asian dude with big like coke bottle glasses so funny not cool netflix not cool yeah stop asian

hate i was i love the idea that the whole thing was she was like, I'm into art, right? Which is a good one to pick because it's the most bullshit nonsense, right? That's, I think, the fucking same with the Will Smith one was he was into art, too. Yeah, that's the biggest one. I was loving the idea. If you think of modern art, right, that's the only thing in the world that you can just say modern in front of it. It sucks because you know how they used to do Nuit Blanche in Toronto when it was modern art exhibits, right? And essentially, you would be a couple of pop cans

attached to a Bristol board. It was the shittiest. You know, stuff a child would make, right? Yeah, all the crap you should have. And then me and Waldo and Jer, because of other people, got drunk one night and went to the art gallery. And then we would talk to other people about the paintings as if we wrote them.

And then we would be like this one you know and then we we were telling them you know and this represents capitalism and that and they would be like oh that's so interesting and we had people all fished in right and then sometimes we would get them fished in they go there was one that just had a bunch of rollo the candy wrappers on a bunch of crystal board and people would come over and they oh that's nice and then i go and then my favorite one is we did this a couple times. We'd go, yeah, dude, I got to be honest. I just got baked last night.

I had to put an exhibit together for Nuit Blanche. Dude, bang this out. I whipped this shit up in 15 minutes. Dude, it was just popsicle sticks. And we were telling them and they go, oh, I couldn't even tell. Because they'd already said they thought it was brilliant. Exactly. So they're like, yeah, they can't go back on it.

So you can watch the arts bullshit, the people pretending to like the arts bullshit. Like what other job could you do that at? When you go into a place, you go, hey, here I'm hiring an accountant. And he goes, oh, I'm actually a modern accountant. He just sort of ruffles around the papers. I'm modern.

He just sort of, you know, he just gives you a bunch of weird papers back that he wrote crayon on them. They go, I'm a modern accountant. There's no other job. There's a few good ones. Some artists. The Banksy is the best one. He fucking shredded that thing.

He's not a modern artist, though. He's like a street artist. Yeah, but I don't know art that well. No, modern art is when it's just like rubbish. I thought it was just after a certain time. Well, I guess. I'm not an expert. But from what I understand of these modern art... Avant-garde, like, just...

It's avant-garde bullshit. Children trash. It's legitimately pieces of garbage. Well, you know there's that thing where they, like, they'll do, like, on one of those hidden cam shows where they'll get, like, a monkey at the zoo to paint a painting, and then they, like, put it at a prestigious art gallery just to fucking make everybody a big thing they do is to you know fight capitalism and stuff like that i'll be like the mcdonald's sign upside down they're like upside down so there's i'm not gonna say the name of this but my brother used to have an art gallery i forgot about that and he had this artist

who had a lot of like stuff was like he's like kind of a famous artist but like a lot of his paintings were like anti-capitalism and he had one piece actually where i think there is the upside down mcdonald's in it there's actually the thing i'm thinking of and he had it at the gallery and it was all like capitalism bad it's this big painting that's like you know the basically the the theme of the painting capitalism bad 150 grand really yeah capitalism sucks but uh you're right that's so funny just you're right from all angles the artist making a hundred grand or whatever the gallery the person buying it it's just like is this gonna be like a hundred fifty thousand dollar charitable donation or you're right it's a scam from start to finish yeah it's just like it's hard to just be like i hate capitalism and then

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on their masks very early so out of the gate you're just like you know what's funny it's funny because this is this is tagged as strategy literally this is like the tag here is strategy by the way the ultimate strategy move, you're the dude. She goes, I don't trust men. You go, oh, that's cool. You're on a date. She goes, yeah, so I don't trust men. You go, oh, cool. I don't trust women. Me neither. My enemies are after me. You're going to have to pay for this bill. Yeah, I don't trust women. Anyways, should we order drinks? Yeah. And then just be like, all right. Well, it is true though, because it's almost always they forget that you're vetting too. Because like you said,

what they really want is a bitch. But if I go on a date with a girl and at the beginning of the date, she's already spouting this, you know, men are bad. I don't trust men. They're all bad. In my mind, I go, yeah, there's no way I would hang out with this girl more times. Of course. Like the only way I don't trust men and we're getting a second date is I don't trust men

and her arms are just covered in fucking cut marks. And then go okay there's there's a reason behind this you're not just like but those are self-inflicted wouldn't they but i'm saying like there's some but i'm saying there's probably like a real like where you get down to the reason for it it's not like oh men stink it's like cigarette burns like i had some really like fucking horrible traumatic shit happen you go like okay i get you're like uh you're like an abused dog you see those sarah mclaughlin commercials and the dogs tied up they go try and pet them and they're like exactly well they say he either gets very defensive and starts crying not all men or he gets mega offended and then starts throwing insults about women or gets weirdly accommodating and trying very hard white knighting himself to prove that

he's special unlike other men so basically there's no right answer there's nothing you can say other than you just ignore it i'll tell you what you don't do is the white knighting because they can i'll tell you she is right that they don't like the white knighting as much as they pretend that they do any guy that thinks he's getting points when you go i don't trust men and you go fuck finally someone's speaking the truth. We're the worst. I love it because the point is not to start a debate. You're just stating a fact about yourself.

So what about you? So, you know, I like basketball. I like going to see live music. Men stink. What about you? She goes, I don't trust men. Do you have any hobbies? No.

Not trusting men. Not trusting men. I don't trust you to tell you. What kind of drink do you want? I don't trust you do you have any hobbies no not trusting men not trusting men i don't trust you to tell you uh what kind of drink do you want i don't trust you with that information the the waiter like brings the drink she takes a coaster puts it on top of it yeah one minute into the day also is that necessary it's just so funny to me the idea of saying very confrontational aggressive things and then being like, if he fights back, me sitting down, you go, I think all women are gold diggers.

And then how you know she's low value, because if she agrees, if she agrees that women are bad, then you know she's just some white woman knight. But if she starts to argue with her, that's how you know she's low value. Yeah, the worst possible thing she could do is try to pick up the bill in that scenario.

That's how you know she's a real piece of shit yeah fuck her dude oh so this um because we were talking about no fap last episode yeah and then a bunch of people sent uh some different articles of people doing no fap yeah and it's dark it's a bit dark a little dark right like that was that's why i wanted to read yeah so basically they just picked a few people that are posting in the forums and stuff like that and it really is one of these things where you caught where you you do feel bad for them honestly they talk about it like it's a drug addiction yeah like a real like exactly and this so this first guy he says he was like i was gonna fap and i clutched it and he goes

i was tempted to do it for hours then i said to myself oh no here we go again here i go again on my own myself here i go again on my dick going only at the dick I ever known slapping his dick ow here I go again on my dome and then he says the room was now locked

my earphones were plugged in I was ready to give in. He's really going through it right now, right? Holy shit. He's sitting there naked, earphones in. Oh, no, here we go again. I was ready to give in. My heart was pounding very fast, and it was milliseconds away from browsing.

But they're saying it's just a porn addiction. They're like the clutches of the porn addiction. Yeah. Yeah. Like they're, they're like, no, he's about to fap too though.

Yeah. He doesn't just watch the porn. That's even, but I'm saying like, if he goes just into the bathroom and just rubs one out, no porn, just pure imagination. Is he still feeling bad?

I think so. Equal bad. Yeah. It's a, well, it's the no fap subreddits or something like that. I can't imagine that there, but the no fap subreddit so i think that they or something like that i can't imagine that they're but the no fap subreddit starts with a porn addiction or compulsive sexual

behavior i gotta be honest with you i think the two go hand in hand yeah yeah but um if you're i'm sure if maybe they would because i think they'd rather you watch porn and not fap than fap with no that's well i don't think they'd like either but if you were the pervert which i went to university with a guy that he used to do that sit in the room and he'd watch porn i had a friend who did that well that's it's a that's a real psycho yeah that was a weird one well because all that stuff is so it's so much creepier just everything sexual is way creepier without the sex oh if you walk in on someone and they're just watching on a computer you go oh hey sorry i didn't mean to i didn't say interrupt you go oh no i'm not interrupting anything i'm not doing anything oh i just heard pornography hardcore pornography so i assumed you were

masturbating and you go why would you think that yeah i'm just watching hardcore pornography yeah yeah i'm not some weirdo that's gonna be a fat midday but you think i wouldn't lock the door if i was gonna yeah so he used to do that. And they go, my heart was beating fast. I'm whispering repeatedly, God help me. I have a feeling God's nowhere to be found, man. He's not giving you the strength for this. I shouted in my mind and got out of my room and ran to the showers when I realized I beat

temptation. I celebrated while taking a shower and I was genuinely happy. Guys, if you are tempted turn that phone off get outside hang out with some friends so this guy lived to play another day yeah what's the end game for this that funny his boys are you want to hang out and he's sitting there just looking at himself like don't fucking do it crying you know punching himself in the dick you're crying with your friends and they go what's wrong you go i live to play another day boys what's the end game i didn't jack off just never jack off stop you're jacking off i guess you never even have the urge to jack off i think the thing

is where you become so in control you get hard and then you look at your dick you go not today junior oh no no no no i'm not falling for that old trick because this could be like an urban myth or something but i just under the impression That it's actually bad not to It's like Something for your prostate That it's actually You need to

That's what your old gym teacher told you Yeah yeah This is helping you Yeah yeah Well what does it have to do With my prostate right now Well if you One technique is you

You start punching your dick You go not today You wanna fuck You wanna go You wanna start this again Yeah I mean I'm sure pornography Is a legit problem for people where they, you know.

This guy had not as good of a thing. He said, so long story short, I'm 22 years old, single guy who faps daily. Today I nearly damaged my dick. It's been a lot of pain. I don't know why. I fapped five times today. It's been a lot for me. I believe my dick will be all right tomorrow, but he's not sure.

But what pains me the most is my current state I'm a straight up loser currently with no success now and this will be my last day as an addict I mean I don't think he's hanging up the he's hanging up the lube

I mean I feel bad for him because he thinks this is the thing that's holding him back well I'm sort of agree with you that this feels like a real chicken and egg situation

I don't I mean again do you jerk because you're unhappy or you know what's so funny is like when we were 22 years old at no point did you think like jerking off once a day you go holy fuck i'm a junkie like what am i doing with my life i definitely didn't jerk off when i was a teenager or whatever and then look in the mirror and look at you, you fucking disgusting. But like, you think, oh, this is a problem. Yeah, I was more

looking at myself like, nice wank, bro. Or you're like, okay, now I can get on with my shit. That's exactly what it is. Like, it's a chore. It was a chore. You're just getting it out of the way. So it's brushing your teeth when you're 22. Like, you're just like, I'm just gonna fucking brush my teeth, rub them down, and we can get on with my day. Yeah. Or in your gym teacher's case, brushing brushing his teeth hey yeah so this is the kind

of stuff that they're going through they're having a hard time with it but it is true this guy he goes i jacked off four times a day it's like well that wouldn't happen if you just had a job or anything to do yes except for you you denied it but you said you wouldn't jerked off at the library at school i mean maybe i did i don't remember saying that i'm sure i'm sure speaking of these blue check marks lying and there was uh the new york times released this failing new york times yeah the failing are they failing new york times the lying new york times i can't remember all your new york times the new york lives the paper of Broken Record. But they basically had this ad campaign that was in New York subway stations.

And it said- That was DC. Okay. And it was on the subway stations. It said, Leanna is imagining Harry Potter without its creator. And then there's another one that said, independent journalism for an independent life. And this is kind of the idea. But it was just the most bizarre ad campaign i've ever seen so the whole thing was i guess it'd be the equivalent

of being like you know just a girl sitting there and she goes huh i'm imagining the beatles without having those songs written by white men yeah or whatever right the idea is you know imagining the boys cast if it hadn't written by i'm imagining imagining annie hall if it had been yeah so they're you know the new york times is writing kind of is doing ads the way that you would expect from like the cut you know yeah yeah this is like or like everyday feminism this is like pretty over the top pink news ad yeah it's pretty over the top for the new york times not that i have put so much gravitas on the fucking new york time no but i put more gravitas on the new york times other than having a you know an article that's just like you'll imagine the harry potter girl didn't have any you know hadn't said you know problematic things yeah and that advertisement is just like for independent news they're saying now they consider themselves i guess do you think this is

um pure like purely like really well thought out by design where they go we know like it's kind of like there's no such thing as bad publicity where where they're like we almost want just that's we just want everybody fucking if you're giving them the benefit of doubt it's that but it is that's what I'm wondering what do you what do you think like you think this is a shrewd move on the part

where they're like no publicity is bad publicity let's just whip people up with these crazy takes that we don't actually believe and because we know that we'll whip up

people on one side and another side and it'll get spoken about or is there someone who goes yeah like fucking like I think those things blend together because I think certain people at these organizations

really do believe this stuff. So they think that they're fighting the good fight with this, right? And then I think that there are people like, for example, higher-ups and editors that probably think this is stupid, but they go,

I'm going to be the Nazi if I say i'm against this plus maybe what you said it probably does get some clicks anyway like i wonder if this is an ad agency it is and this reminds me that you know so the same thing is uh just how little these places have any real credibility with anyone who's paying attention anyone who hasn't you know completely bought not you know to really believe the news and all that stuff right now you know full stop yeah you had to have believed nine contradicting opinions by now right because these narratives have switched five times and you've had to switch it's legitimately you know

they asked you two plus they told you two plus two is four and you started yelling at people who said it was five and then they told you two plus two is four, and you started yelling at people who said it was five, and then they told you two plus two is five, and then you yell at people who say it's four, right? So you have to go through all these things. This is tabloid behavior, basically. Tabloid behavior. And it was interesting to watch. They did a podcast awards, right? We talked about that, right?

I showed you? I mean, yeah. I tweeted about it, like the seven best podcasts so they were you know and they did these seven best podcasts and the level of credibility you have to lose to say the seven biggest you know the seven best pod uh comedy podcast and just picking podcasts that aren't even you know they're other than trevor noah aren't even in the top 100 a lot of them no one's ever heard of you know you have these huge podcasts in comedy you know tim dillons and you know all these huge that whole universe to completely ignore and say these are the biggest podcasts it just reminds me of you know when we're in canada and they go this is the number one show

and you go nobody watches that and it's just all based on a lot i was talking to adam 22 about that he's saying in rap it's a huge thing too where they go you know they're always megan's a stallion they go here's the number one person and anyone who pays attention to raps like she's not even the top 20 of album sales ticket sales whatever you want i mean they literally live in a different they live in a made-up virtual reality live in this bubble where that it to them you know you have to pick a podcast that has like a giant corporation behind it even though like the imagine that of podcasts is that it's like think about how crazy that is though what you just said is pretty um uh true but how crazy is that where they go listen we we're gonna pick we don't want to pick the underground podcast we need to pick the corporate

podcast and you're trying to yeah and you're you're trying to be like hey we want to pick the underground podcast we need to pick the corporate podcast and you're trying to yeah and you're you're trying to be like hey we want to support podcasts the top 10 podcasts or you know amazon's podcast netflix podcast and this it's kind of what the my sponsor thing that i was doing with the the podcast videos where it's nobody podcasts and we're sponsored by you know comedy central podcast studio or whatever right i remember when we were in toronto they had this big podcast on every billboard remember that yeah they had this big podcast on every billboard. Remember that? And it was a podcast on every billboard. And if you go, it had 100 star ratings.

Just a total podcast no one's ever listened to with these huge pushes. So it's funny to watch how little credibility they have. I mean, it is the beauty of the whole thing is to watch them hang on to this kind of... Well, first off, this is like they made a fake podcast awards. Like it's not like the Oscars where they're like,

Oh, it's the podcast awards. Like it's, we've been doing this for 80 years. That's how it starts. I mean, it's a, it's all part of,

you know, manufacturing consensus. If you want to kind of, but it's funny because they go, we're going to start a podcast award and then instantly delegitimize it to anybody who follows this. Like they didn't even try. It's true.

I mean, quite not the same thing, but remember the original, the first Grammy for hip-hop was Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff, and they were up against, I can't remember who, NWA or something, and everybody's like, Snoopers, whatever. And everybody's like, what the fuck? But Will Smith was, you know, that was one of the

biggest singles of the year at the time. At the time, everybody was like, he's not the best. They thought it wasn't the fuck but Will Smith was you know that was one of the biggest singles of the year but at the time everybody was like he's not the best they thought it wasn't the best but it was the biggest but they've kind of changed a bit or whatever

but I'm not I will never argue but this is insane if it was the biggest you know it's listen if you want to say this is the best thing

and it's got the biggest numbers it's the number one thing if you want to say Big Bang Theory is the best show you can say it sucks you can say whatever but at the end of the day it's not insane to pick the show with the biggest numbers and say that's the best of course of course it's crazy mark maron didn't make that podcast because he kind of checks a lot of the

box he's not comedy i guess maybe but he is though for sure you're right so i don't know why but so my question to you is listening to those you mean like not enough laughs per minute no it is just what category it's under but you're right it probably is under comedy gonna take another quick break where we're telling you this episode all the stuff we're telling you about how to get ripped shredded so i told you i've been on my what i like to do is i i't know if they, I'm not saying that they, I know exactly what you're about to say. I don't know if, uh, I've let a greens necessarily wants to endorse this, but what I do is I always do a bit of a fast when I'm getting ready. And it's funny that you used to say you starved yourself now it's cause fasting has become

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before that i've been retruthing like crazy how bombarded with truth are you right now it's insane um i literally my third eye is open i kind of almost have a fourth eye now you have a fourth eye is kind of trying to get in there because it's uh are you even hungry anymore now that you've you know ingested so much truth you're like i can't eat right now and i can't do anything right now it's just too much truth uh true so so i signed up for our friends sent us like this whatever beta sign up because most people can't do anything right now. It's just too much truth. So I signed up for our friends, sent us like this, whatever beta sign up.

Cause most people can't sign up still. Yeah. Well, this is most people can't sign up. Well, this is what people said. Trump's true social disastrous launch raises doubts about his longterm viability.

So obviously we're going to look at this with a, with a nonpartisan eye because it's very clear that obviously no matter what they're going to be trying to say, it's bad, right? So there's a lot of articles saying it's bad but i think that that's not so much just you know trump haters so i i've i've been on i've been in you know poking around on there like a little bit i haven't spent a ton of time it's exactly like twitter except there's no explore page so there's no like way to just kind of kind of makes it useless a little bit but also there's not a lot of creators yeah but there's also not a lot of people on there right now because they're really

like easing people in like everybody's who i've spoken to is on a wait well this is a big thing they were saying and okay so they just the first sentence his long promised social network truth social has been almost entirely inaccessible for the first days of its grand debut because of technical glitches a 13 hour outage and a 300,000 person wait list. So to me, this seemed, you know, and you could argue to me if you think this is what the case is,

where it's like, Oh, we're trying to build some hype. But to me, opening up a social media platform and then you can't get on there seems insane. Well, this is,

this is the technological equivalent of the pack of the empty nightclub with the giant line out front. Yes. But like, well well you know what i'm saying where they go oh this place is bumping and then you get inside after you wait outside but my argument would be yeah in a media news cycle situation you want to get everyone into that club before anyone stops caring about well here okay so this is what i would my here's my guess from using it it is i'm not gonna say it's buggy but there have been a few things where i use them and it's like the scroll kind of like jump it jumps a bit there's there's it's it's beta for sure it's like not ready for mass then why did they let it go because i think they want people don't they have so much money

why can't they don't like i mean they have a lot of money but i honestly think for something like this the only real way like something like twitter had they were able to just grow organically and they you know they made you're saying there's never been really a scenario like where's your social media started with this many people yeah they need to ease them in because they so i'm so you So you're sort of an apologist. I'm not an apologist. It's, I don't use it. To me, the waiting list seems nuts. There's literally one selling feature of Truth Social above Twitter. And then it's Donald Trump is on there.

There's no other reason. Twitter with Trump. There is no other reason to be on Truth Social unless you hate Twitter. Like you're against the, you know, the. They don't like the color. The oligarchs of whatever the, you know, the, know the you don't like the color the oligarchs of whatever the you know the the technorati or whatever the fuck but like you were only on there because that's where trump is yeah and that's it and you don't even need to be on there for trump

because you will see his posts on twitter when someone just screenshots them and puts them there but yeah i don't know my guess is they're just trying to work out the bugs but so i have this like um it's called like test pilot some app this is how i got access to it and so you agree you're like an apple like a tester of the app and they're sending updates constantly so they've got you working they're not working i don't even go i went on there for five minutes time tester um but yeah but but they are so you're sort of an employee of True Social at this point. Yeah, I got it. They gave me shares of the SPAC and it's going good. But they are constantly... Babe, I can't eat dinner. I'm testing.

They're testing truths. But they're constantly sending out updates. So, you know... He likes sending emails. Yeah. Well, it's not from him. He hasn't done anything with it. That's the weirdest part about it.

Has he tweeted yet? No. He's waiting for more people to get on there. He hasn't truth. Right. Do you think... think this i can never get i'll never get past the fact that calling it truth is the lamest thing no one's ever gonna be like oh did you retruth that oh when the news when cnn has to start being like oh and uh this article that was re-truthed by Donald Trump. Truth. Or truthed. Donald Trump re-truthed a lie.

More lies truthed by Donald Trump. It doesn't even sound right. It doesn't roll off the tongue. And they can't go, you know, they put the whole brand around truth, so they can't change that. Right. Maybe they can. I don't know well so these

are some of the problems i think that is it possible because there's this big wait list is it possible that and you said donald trump hasn't been very vocal lately is that because he's busy vetting every single person to make sure that they tell the truth maybe you know what i mean because is it or he's waiting for it to be ready you know what he's vetting everyone's things to make sure. He goes, ah, this guy doesn't look like a truth teller. He liked a Hillary tweet. I'll say this, though.

Now that we're talking about it, I didn't really think this. But he will be, once he starts truthing, he will be the ultimate stress test on that app. Right? Like, once he starts cranking out those truths. Because they're going to get re-truthed. That's when that app is going to start getting put to the test. Okay. So maybe they're saying like,

look, wait, it's not ready yet for you to start dropping all this truth. Okay. That would be my guess, but I don't know. Well, these are some of the other problems. He had 70 million people vote for him. If he, I don't know what. Well, there's 300K in line right now.

So it's not that insane. Twitter has, I believe, 200 million users or something. If he gets... He right now has 300K in the queue. And he had one. Yeah. It's not that crazy. But I mean, a lot of people are, you know,

wait and see kind of thing, but you got to think there's a good chance he could get half of the people who voted for him. Very possible. They said truth socialists. So these are some of the problems they said. There is no better sign of a rushed implementation

than the fact that you can't onboard anyone. So I'm hard pressed to understand why anyone would trust that these people would keep your information safe. So is that a good point?

Yeah, but nobody trusts Twitter. I don't trust Twitter to keep my information safe. I trust the moment that anything happens on Twitter, I fully expect on them to turn on me.

No, but do they have information leaks at those big companies at these points what information well for example the way that like all your credit card or something yes all your passwords i mean i've been subject of multiple password credit card hacks okay of companies that were purported okay so supposed to trust so you're voting for one for donnie so you're for donnie you're sort of on the fence of whether the whether the wait list is good you're sort of uh you're on donnie's side that the information thing is the same as anyone truth social has already banned an account named for a twitter parody that targeted former congressman david nunes who resigned from

congress to become the trump social oh the devon company ceo so there was also another thing where people were coming out saying they had sensitive content notices. So obviously, you know, anytime these apps come out, people always go to them and then they, you know, tweet the worst things and then get, you know, notices and then they go look throughout.