The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Trans Women Still Get Drafted To WW3?

Episode Date: October 14, 2022

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Yeah. The boys. The boys cast. The lads. The boys cast. The dudes. Prepare yourselves for boys cast. So Daniel has just recently mentioned that he's on a fast. My second one, yeah.

He hasn't eaten in four days, he said. I haven't eaten in 45 hours. This is crazy. I did an 80-hour one last week, actually. Stop it. I swear to God. I was talking about it because I did low-value mail with the big-ass titties, and I was honestly like for a second. I'm too fat.

Well, no, I wasn't. No one even noticed you had them on. No, they didn't. They go, Danny's looking, something's going on there, but they don't know what.

But then it was, I met this dude, a buddy of our friend. And he was like, yeah, I did this seven day fast. He's like, it was the best thing I ever did.

He's like, now I do them every year. He's like, I do them multiple times a year. It seems reasonable. No, he does them multiple times a year, but Bill Maher said the same thing

where he does them four times a year. You always say that Bill Maher's gospel for you. You've always been saying that. I love the Maher man. I'm a Maher head. Hey, you year. But Bill Maher said the same thing where he does them four times a year. You always say that Bill Maher's gospel for you. You've always been saying that. I love the Maher man. I'm a Maher head. Hey, you are. Love the Maher man. And I did one last week.

I was like, you know what? I felt pretty good actually after it. And then we're going to Vegas and then on the road. So I figure it's a good little... So you're at 48 hours now? How do you have energy? Look at me. It was a hectic day.

You're saying that there was plenty to go around. Yeah, I mean, that's my girlfriend. She goes, don't you like, where's the energy coming from? I'm like, what do you mean, where's it coming from? Look at my body. It's there. It's like her dad's a doctor, and she told him because he was worried I was going to die. And he's like, you could not eat for 30 days.

That's what her doctor dad said? He's like, you don't have to eat for 30 days. You see water. But we're going on the road and I'm just like, you know. And honestly, the funny thing is, so your strategy, you have a somewhat similar strategy, but it's like- Starve to death. Starve to death.

But you'll still eat like- Chicken Caesar salad a day. One. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's easier for me to not eat than do that. Not eating at all is nuts. It's easier. I'm telling you.

Tim Ferriss is always talking about doing the fast. For my brain, the way my brain is wired. That's what I feel about everything, though. I know what you mean. It's easier for me to not eat at all. Are you delirious right now? No, I'm totally fine. Really?

And we were shooting this morning, too. Yeah. I mean, we've been working all day. And they have this, so you go into this thing called ketosis. The only thing that sucks about it is you smell like why do you smell bad because apparently your body starts that's the fast no no well it's because your body stops using someone's going to correct me because but it's like your body normally uses glycogen for fuel and then it switches to fat okay when you're in like this thing called ketosis and then your brain starts using it

for whatever ketone makes it smell it's the thing that peter attia was always on but apparently yeah like i i go to the gym like i work let me ask you a question have you been doing this fast for the last couple years no no no i just i just smell thing oh gotcha got it uh you've been lifting weights on the fast i do my whole normal life and honestly it's so much easier because every diet you're like i have to do this i have to do this this is do nothing this is more on my alley this is quite literally do nothing yeah yeah yeah you just have to do nothing but it's a little tough so how many more days are you doing you doing it tomorrow tomorrow night 72 hours so i started on start on monday night james franco style cutting off your fat honestly i feel it's so weird because in your mind you're like man this

is gonna be the worst thing ever and then they do say like keep yourself busy but i am busy right so it's fine and like i feel like the first day would be worse than the second day almost in a little bit it is everybody who does it they say the third day you don't even want the food honestly when i broke it last week i was like on day three i was like it's time to break it because i said i would but i was like i could keep three, I was like, it's time to break it because I said I would. But I was like, I could keep going. I could keep going.

I'm not even just getting started, pal. Yeah. I didn't hear no bell. I didn't hear no bell. Interesting. I mean, I lost like, you know,

in those three days, I probably lost like seven pounds. Nice. Pretty good. Honestly, like, are you going to get skinny? I don't know how many.

Maybe. Who knows? I feel like you're not because you've been, you've been, you've been like a workout, fast health nut since I've known you and you've always been fast just because i drink too much and i eat you don't drink that much do you i mean i drink enough and then like you know i don't know i'm not like an alcoholic here's the question do you wreck so you recommend

it for people so far you're a yes not a doctor but yeah i like it interesting and apparently it's really good for like you there's this thing happens called autophagy because you're like cells kind of throw away all the garbage okay i'll do but you can't do it until you're basically 48 hours into a fast where your cells start like uh they don't regenerate but they get rid of all the old bad ones it's like i'm gonna do one yeah it's pretty good we should do it i can't do it on tour that's way too that's what i'm saying you have to it's you have to find i'm gonna do it when i'm editing a good spot like lifestyle wise. Interesting. That's why I'm like, I'm not going to do it in Vegas or anything,

but I'm like, I saw in my schedule, I go like, yeah, I could do this three days right here. Bang. Bang. And then those four days I do whatever the fuck I want.

Okay. The only thing is you don't want to like end a fast by just like going to McDonald's. Like how are you going to end it? What are you going to be your first? What are you going to treat yourself with? You don't. That's the thing is you basically drink your own tongue. Probably.

No, you're, you're honestly, you'll see it. You're're not that hungry but uh you got to drink like bone broth or like soup because it's like a shock to your system have you been boning on the fast on the bone uh yeah yeah you've been putting down performances uh performances no no i'm on the bottom so yeah oh yeah you go on the bottom and you're doing quicker ones yeah actually no i actually pretty good you good excuse though. Baby, I'm fast. Now that I think of it, I actually haven't been. Okay. Did you spank it? No, I'm generally dull.

No, I have energy. It's weird. You do seem so energetic. It's the way your body's prioritizing energy. You know what it is? It's like the Peterson thing where you've taken out the bad things maybe a little bit too, right? You know what I mean?

I just honestly coffee and water with salt in it. Oh drink salt water for electrolytes yeah because apparently you'll get dizzy but you drink gatorade no because that's i drink powerade but i can see you drinking do they still have powerade uh yes um no you can't drink anything like that or you can't even the one thing that i wanted i go like i i could do this for a month is if i could just drink diet cokes but apparently you're not allowed to do that. Why? Because Diet Cokes make you hungry, too. Something about the fact that even though it's fake sugar, it still does something where all the people are like, don't do this.

Okay. So it's just literally carbonated water, water, salt. Well, there's good news this week, isn't it? So PayPal did a whole thing where they basically came out and they're saying that we're good. I just love that it's all created by these super based dudes. And then now they're like, if you say a wrong word, dude, it's crazy. So PayPal basically said that they're like, they kind of released a statement that said, like, we can if you misinformation, we can basically take your money. And it's like up to like three grand.

Twenty five hundred. Legit. And I wasn't clear if it's like a pop, like it's like a PayPal swear jar. Yeah. You know, like there's a jar and you go, ah, you did it wrong. I think what happens is the plan was to delete your account and then be like, you know, we didn't see nothing. And then you're, cause that's what happens in a lot of companies.

They sort of delete your account and then you go, oh, I'll get your money back. You go, good luck. Yeah. How many people do we know on Twitter? They just keep putting you on hold. Hey, PayPal, could I have my money? Right. like and like what is paypal needed for right like they're a multi billion dollar no but you are right because paypal became the most of like every time this is one of those things you always hear about people getting kicked off like facebook and youtube and everything

what you don't hear is like oh paypal is getting in on the action always yeah but the paypal basically then they released a statement because everyone got so mad about it they thought they could sort of slip it under the rug they thought it was going to be like a little thing that they could just be like oh it's like a little quick change in her that was i love and then they came out and they go oh it was actually not really what we meant to say that was a mistake and the person's been reprimanded you put that in there yeah there's like a whole paragraph in your terms of service you go oh how'd that sneak in there well the funny part to me was the idea of paypal being like false alarm guys were still cool with misinformation i was like when i was thinking

about doing the podcast i was like what should i start with you want to get into some covid you want to talk election what do you need thank you to paypal paypal is still fucking on paypal is still on board. Speaking of people getting mad at stuff, so your friend Kanye West is in. Yeezy going deaf. Sarah Silverman. Yeah, he went death con three on your people. Which is pretty mild, actually.

It's not that big of a death con. The funny thing is everybody, immediately they go to, they go, oh, this is trouble for the Jews. Like every Jew goes, hmm, this is probably not going to be good. And then they go and look at the defcon ratings they go oh it's not too crazy that's three's always it's the state of here's what my thing is with like you know sarah selvin was really mad jamie lee curtis a lot of people were not happy with what kanye said he was about

to go defcon on the the chosen's right but the the the thing that i felt like they shouldn't be mad because sarah silverman's saying oh you know, Kanye's talking shit about the Jews, blah, blah, blah. And it was like, yeah, but last week he was talking about how your life matters all week, right? He had this shirt. More Jews, but she doesn't think she's white. Oh, come on. I'll tell you who's not happy about this.

Rick Moranis. He's like, I'm probably going to stay. He's probably going to stay in for another year. I don't get why Rick Moranis doesn't like it. Because Rick Moranis got knocked out. Yeah, because he got punched by a black guy. He got punched by a Jewish guy? I don't know why Rick Moranis doesn't like it. Because Rick Moranis got knocked out. Yeah, because he got punched by a black guy. He got punched by a Jewish guy? I don't know.

Maybe. Okay. But I'm telling you, he probably saw that and he goes, I'm not going to leave it. Staying in for another little bit. But that was making me laugh, the idea that it's like, Sarah Silverman. It's like, did you not see the shirts, White Lives Matter?

That was for you. It's like one for you. Not everyone's going to be for you. Is that how Kanye gets out of this? You must you must be conflicted though right or do you not consider yourself white now are you sort of hopping on that bandwagon i've never and i was told i was white i i never thought i was i mean the funniest thing is always the way i go i'm not like oh i'm white and the people in the comments are like no you're not and then you're like okay fine i'm not like you're white you're right depends who the left says i'm

white the right says i'm not not even the left and right but like the those people the farthest of those people be like this is the thing from the world crisis video we did right bastards but like to me so people are uh jumping over backwards because that this to me is like a fucking weird thing because so basically and then she sort of said she goes like uh her her comment like that she was saying she goes you know this wasn't even like a big story that kanye west tweeted uh i actually wrote down her exact exact thing she said she goes kanye threatened the jews recently it's not even trending on twitter why do mostly why do only jews speak up against jewish hate the silence is so loud right and it was like well for one because

it was deleted yeah and then it's like all the things he says are getting deleted so obviously it's not trending but kanye was trending but it was also yeah it was the biggest story in the world yeah i was like i yeah that i didn't get you know we were like no one's even talking about this kanye thing it's like who isn't talking about this it's tough ballsy on her part because if you look at the comments on her tweet it's just all her in blackface it's just like 500 photos of her in blackface well that was the other thing is people uh being like so what was funny is like the people that were posting that everyone was kind of commenting things like you know well maybe black people aren't here to fight your fights blah blah blah blah right and then she was like i meant white people so yeah yeah so it's like joke good stuff well it is good stuff because it's this weird

thing where obviously the real thing that people want to say is hey we want to be able to trash white people but we wanted to stop at like jewish people right yes and i've sort of said this forever i feel like this is one of my predictions i even said that you said this i mean dude very prophetic last week you go he's going black israel i i feel like i don't get enough credit for my prediction no this one was this one was like spot on this one was one of your best ones ever shake down i said he's gonna be saying this stuff he's gonna be saying stuff about the jews he's one step away from saying how many countries they were kicked out of i said all this he's gonna be handing out pamphlets in times square next week antagonizing you while also giving you and then you take the pamphlet because you're like i think

he wants me he goes that ain't gonna be free dog and you go oh why do i have to pay for this fucking photocopy yeah god yeah west is definitely gonna be handing handing out Black Israelite pamphlets. The Black Israelites on strips are so great. They're remembering Baltimore? Baltimore. I kind of don't remember the Baltimore. That was when we were walking at the boardwalk. Yeah, remember? And they were like, we have to go around them.

And there was a bridge. There was this tight bridge that they had commandeered. They started yelling at a lady. Yeah, they just yell at you. You're like, all right. They go, you white bitch. You are the white devil. It's so crazy. Oh, yeah. like calm they started yelling at a lady yeah they just yell at you you're like all right they go you white bitch you are the white devil it's so crazy oh yeah they hate but it is like hollywood it's it's this weird thing where they're they're if soon as you get into the ideology of like hey

there's this one group that has like all of the money and we we think that's bad you know what i mean no group should have any more money than any other group right sure and then they're like which one's bad it's like white people have all the money right and then they're like well if we subset it more and they go stop right there yeah yeah we've gone as far as we're allowed but it is this thing where it's like never would you realize like hey you know what maybe trying to figure out which group is like has a little bit more money and then reprimanding them publicly and being okay with that maybe that doesn't lead to

you know what i mean no i mean well it's essentially it's it's communism it's like you're trying to be like oh we we need this fairness and we need to redistribute the wealth essentially but they keep saying like why find that out unless there's a end game well there is an end game exactly yeah but they i think the idea is it's like well like yeah exactly what you just said it's like here's the groups and then it's like you know i've i said this forever that yeah as soon as you start being like white people have the money it's like a certain group of white people are gonna be like there's one rung up on that pyramid yeah well white people are like hey hey what are you coming after us for what do you mean white people we know we're yeah it's like man we're with you and the obvious well they're even i feel like it's even worse like some of these

hollywood celebrities are like it's us and black people they're like a group yeah why it's crazy how is that like musical chairs everybody just doesn't want to be left without the chair. Correct, right? Yeah. So it just leaves people in like a pickle. But the obvious real answer is like, yes, stop. Like if you don't want, like stop trying to say, hey, but there's this group that has too much money.

Just be like, hey, maybe we should stop doing this of like trying to like subset in people into groups, finding out which one like has more money and then getting mad at them. Right? Yes. It's sort of doing the same thing with Asians, where it's causing a problem, where they're like, we want them to be victimized, but also they have more money and they're doing better at school. So it's like, we're preventing them from getting into Harvard, but we also think they're life starters.

It's just like, you end up in places that make no sense, because you're like... But the whole basis of the thing is, if you boil it all down, it's like, we would like to be able to make fun of white people with impunity. Of course. And we don't want to need to go look into their personal history to find out what type of whites they are. All right. But you can see it when like Spanish guys that are like white or something that moved

here, but it's like obviously a white guy, but moved here as like an immigrant, essentially that person would start being like, is me a portuguese immigrant like clumped in with like you know guys been america for fucking seven generations of old money that's that's intersectionality for you well now the question is do we find out truly how much influence the jews have with the kanye well i'm saying with the kanye thing right because if you go yeah he's already kicked off everything that's what i'm saying with the Kanye thing, right? Because if you go, yeah. He's already kicked off everything. That's what I'm saying. But if he goes like. He's not very far.

But I'm like, if you go, yeah, there's no Yeezys anymore. Like, and go, okay. That was that old Norm Macdonald joke, right? Yeah, right. It was about Marlon Brando. Marlon Brando said the Jews were in the Hollywood or whatever. And they said that he. He apologized.

They let him back into Hollywood. Yeah, they go, but based on his apology so they let him work again yeah but it's like i feel like it is you know on the internet and stuff like that it is one of these things that's like like the most you know the most thing you can't say or whatever but i'm like am i crazy to be like if you're like oh um and jewish people like have a lot of money it's like how's that even like a i don't get why this is like a controversial like topic or whatever no if you start like if you start saying like yeah and they're all like working together and whatever it'd be like i don't think you need to be conspiratorial to be like there is a rich jewish people with power the same way there's rich white people or whatever everything with power there's just it's the

proportion that people don't like it's they don't like the proportionality of it but yeah the problem is with the thing i'm saying though i go but you guys love pointing out groups of people that have too much money it's like of course you think like i bet you you could find these people that are like what kanye west is doing is like bad i bet you could go down their tweets and like three tweets before and be like, this one group's got too much. It's like, it's your thing to do this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hoisted by their own petard, if you will. Am I crazy? No. No, it's just you. It's just you and Kanye are the same ones.

Wow. Maybe he does a shirt for every race to kind of be like, hey, the White Lives Matter shirt, that was just the first in a series. I'm new to a series. Now I'm going to do a Jewish Lives Matter one. And he just does every single one. He goes, see, he just didn't let me finish.

Yeah, it is pretty, like, it is just like a wild pickle that these people put themselves in and they have no, you know, consistency. I was saying, though, he's doing the exact playbook of if you wanted to ruin your career, everything you work for like a day just do like go like no you literally go wear a white lives matter t-shirt in public and then uh start going in on the jews i feel like the white lives matter stuff like probably wasn't gonna do him in this is this is i feel like when everyone really started to get him like when he started getting deleted from stuff it was when he started like poking around the weird thing is he doesn't have an album coming out because every

other thing he's done crazy he's go there's an album right fashion there's an album right around the corner and he doesn't have one right around the corner so maybe this is the end there's been all yeah videos of all these people like burning yeezys and all that stuff i'd be good if like there was like a like a republican guy and like a super liberal guy they were like uh buddies and they're both like one guy's burning his cavernix one yeah exactly no they just trade how about that maybe we design an app we design an app where the thing that you're like fucking enraged about is you can trade your goods of the companies you're boycotting so you just swap a yeezy for a cavernic and then that way you don't have to throw and nobody throws out

their shoes i love this yeah so instead of burning your yeezys you can get a pair of cappernicks to someone who's equally offended on the other side of the political spectrum that's actually the perfect fucking version let me do do a sketch for that. Yeah, that's a pretty good sketch. So yeah, what were the other things that people burned, I guess? I mean, normally it's jerseys when a player leaves. But it's not political. No, but I think people were burning Nike things. That's what it was.

It was Nike for Kaepernick. When Nike came out with the Kaepernick. It wasn't his shoes so much. They were just burning the Nike shoes. Yeah, Nike. So it's an app that, yeah, whoever, whatever, like things that you're protesting instead of burning them but it's perfect too

because Adidas Yeezys are Adidas yeah so it's like it really works well and then you meet up and you're like angry yeah you're like

fucking give me those give me those fucking take it these are fucking sick and you go yeah well these are fucking sick so it goes good

well I hope you like them I hope you fucking like them you fucking libtard are you fucking racist I hope you fucking like them i hope you like these so that's actually a pretty good swap yeah speaking of uh celebrities that are um uh jewish howard stern he basically did you see the

thing where he basically said for covid he's like uh so Howard Stern, he goes, I'm like going to leave my house for the first time. It was like crazy to read. But he's not a germaphobe. He is now. He is now. He basically did the first. So he goes, I'm going to do a trip out of my house.

And finally, I'm going to test out a restaurant. And he goes to the restaurant. And then the next day he was saying like it was too much for him. Isn't he on America's Got Talent? If he is, he's having trouble going to that. I mean mean at the end of the day he's just an old jewish dude yeah he's an old neurotic jewish guy yeah he's the king of all media really turned him like maxed him into that though yeah that's crazy there i heard uh someone was telling me there's a comedian who i'm not gonna name but we we know him he's somewhat famous and he just someone was like he

just posted he goes like he hasn't left the house yet and he's still doing zoom shows stop that can't be true and he's like pretty famous stop and he's like yeah he's a big like hate trump guy uh no like not even really that i'm sure if you got down to it but it's not his persona i think he's legitimately like the germs has broken him like the germophobia has like, broken his brain. Dude, it broke people's brains. Yeah, and he's like, he's like, yeah,

if anybody wants to like, come watch me, like I'm doing like a Zoom thing. You're like, we don't really do that anymore. He goes, I do. Oh my God. So he's just fully a Zoom fan.

And no open, and like no openers or anything, because no openers, you can't even get openers. And all of his jokes are about fucking quarantining properly. I mean, not to give too much away, but it's a lot of crowd work oh no i don't know who this is but

so yeah gig is that he does crowd work so he basically comes yeah oh crowd works a little better because you can go look at this fat fuck in the top left screen all of his crowd works like but i feel like it would be all like oh isn't that crazy that we can't leave our houses we're stuck in our house everyone's like we're yeah i'm at the park yeah the guy's on his phone at the park watching the show just to like make him feel good yeah i mean that's yeah i guess germs broke him yeah i guess some people like at that point you go like yeah he has like something wrong with him like mentally of course yeah yo it's yeah legitimately dude i would say that the last four years has really been the the like

taking people's mental illnesses and normalizing them yeah so it's like any wacky crazy thing that a person has telling them they should do more of it and it's great like being a liberal danny's out here in the scope yo if you need some cavernics i just love and get them what was the joke you always have or whatever like the something ah fuck i can't something where it's like the punchline is like a liberal or something like fuck i can't remember oh yeah i always say that there's certain shows where you could say yeah yeah, I was talking to some guy. He was a stupid retard. But then I just found out he was a Democrat. Yeah, exactly. Just like the total, like, just move and replace.

Yeah, just fucking killing at some, like, Legion Hall in the middle of nowhere. Exactly. Yeah. I buy that so far. But then doing the same act, like, going over to Portland and be like, I was talking to my uncle uncle turns out he doesn't believe in science but then i find out he's a republican so that actually makes a lot of sense nice round of applause for that yeah just traveling

around with the same bits replacing the thing uh good old days of comedy yeah exactly it's the good old days of comedy alex jones they finally did the thing that just happened right i just got the notification i had it set up for one point so he's now currently on the hook for 1.45 billion dollars that's crazy so when we're talking about like the speech stuff with kanye or whatever it's like we've watched it a little bit in our own lives but it is crazy because you do start to think that you might be bigger than the system and it's like is there anyone who's the only person that maybe kind of seemed like they were bigger than the system and has been able to pull it off is maybe like trump elon musk because but even trump's not yeah even trump's not really bigger than the system

they're still like you know trying to put him i mean he's still doing his rallies on rumble like no i mean yeah exactly he got kicked off everything but it's like dude they they made them disappear and they're still trying to put him on bail. I mean, he's still doing his rallies on Rumble. No, I mean, yeah, exactly. He got kicked off everything, but it's like, dude, they made them disappear, but Alex Jones, they're like, it's not enough we're kicking you off everything. They're like, yo, no matter what you think of this thing, show the guy every dollar you have we now take from you. The thing I don't understand, and I'm sure someone might.

A billion dollars. Well, he doesn't have a billion dollars. It's like the classic American thing, you know, where you're like, McDonald's spilled their hot coffee on me and you get a $900 million settlement. That's crazy. Like, the family's not going to see

anywhere near that, if anything, because I imagine the first trial for $450 million cleaned him out. What he should have done if he was smart, I felt like if you knew I'm going to lose all my money all this sort of stuff oh i guess you just go bankrupt well you go bankrupt personally but again i don't know what i don't understand start again of course but i don't know i guess that's

not that bad because you go i just you basically just go bankrupt and if you're a celebrity you can kind of make money back pretty quickly i mean i'm sure his base is this kind of like they're more he's just starting again from now. But what I don't understand is like InfoWars. Does he have to sell his company? Yeah, like are they going after the company? Because I imagine it's incorporated. Well, what if he sells his company for like $1

to someone else that he likes? He tried to. That's the thing. He tried before the trial. There was some talk of like, he was trying to shelter assets. For a dollar. Because he knew that it was all going.

But you're like, why haven't you done this years ago? Like, you're the guy railing against this government conspiracy. You knew they were coming after you. Someone else should have the company under their name. Something. But I guess his wife hates him and she's trying to, so I don't know. Well, this is what Tim Dillon told us. We need podcast insurance.

So if he had a podcast insurance, if Alex Jones had insurance, which might be tough to insure. if Alex Jones had insurance which might be tough to insure if you were Alex Jones that's like the guy going in to get the health insurance and you're like you can't even make it in your door you have like lung cancer and you're smoking a cigarette

you're holding the bag with the urine in it and all the things and you're just like I'm gonna need health insurance it's probably gonna be tough for us to give you that. So Alex Jones might have a tough time getting the insurance, I think. But apparently that's what you do is you have to get insurance. So if something like this happens, they pay for it for you.

Yeah, I guess his scale, because they were saying he was making, what, like hundreds of thousands of dollars a day. That scale, to get that insurance. Hundreds of thousands of dollars a day? I thought they were saying that, or maybe 80,000. Come on, 80 000 stop it no for his like patriot supplies and stuff i'm telling you he was selling so many vitamins and shit 80 000 a day you're saying he's making a billion dollars a month no 80 000 a day is not a billion dollars a month it's three million dollars a month oh i was thinking of 80 million no all right no no no. They do tens of millions in sales.

Okay, maybe $80,000 a day. Infowars is doing tens of millions of dollars of sales a year. And I guess it's all going to go away, but I guess you get to restructure and start up again. But then do they get a claim on that new money? Well, this is what happened. They said the case presented the greatest financial risk to Mr. Jones because he was found liable for violating Connecticut's unfair trade practices

by using lies about the shooting to sell products. So the big thing is, apparently that's a big part of it is they're saying, yeah, but you were telling the lies and then you were selling the products. And that's how that number came out of how much he was doing a day because that's like pretty pertinent to this whole trial is he was saying like all this inflammatory shit and then selling the Patriot packs. Yo, do you know, that is so crazy though.

But once he goes bankrupt, they said they're doing another trial. Like why do another trial? It's over. Like you already have all this money. They're sending a message. Well, that's what I'm saying. It's so obvious.

I mean, this was to send a message. It's like a kangaroo court kind of. It is kangaroo. It's a banana republic, if you will, or whatever. Dude, they already dinged him for 450 million last month. They took the money they go like oh what the 450 million wasn't enough you need the billion as well right yeah so well really is sort of a thing that you can't beat the system tell you who is beating the system fucking lawyers holy shit lawyers are doing okay shushing man because they're he's gonna appeal this. He's going to appeal that. The other side is like just got,

their side just got a billion dollars. They're taking a couple off the top. That's the only one who win in America. You know what it is? It's the house always wins. Yeah. And the house is the lawyers. Yeah.

And that's all Kanye's saying is we got to go after the house. Danny's words. here's a question would your parents for example like people in your family that are Jewish would they have feel any ways

about like what Kanye has been up to they wouldn't like the tweets I mean the thing is he has enough like you know crazy admirers who will probably do

anything he says and you know like he goes like going death con on the jews black israelite stuff's no you know no uh i mean there is no shortage of stories of black israelites like attacking i'll just say one reiterate my point one more time if if this if a black guy said hey all these white you know all these white people are telling me to calm down like i don't need a white person to tell me what everyone would be like yeah you don't for sure of course it's just like obviously i'm not trying to say double standards like duh but it's like i just don't understand how people could have such like

cognitive dissonance of like you love it when like a black guy tells like a white person but it's like you just you're like yeah that's where the line well i guess we need a white holocaust just to kind of even even playing field, I guess. I don't know. But, I mean, dude, you can totally envision,

and it's happened, like some black Israelite who loves Kanye goes see some like Orthodox Jew walking around Williamsburg and just goes and fucking knocks him out

unconscious or something, which happens. I guess. I mean, you could say that about anything to anyone. Of course. Of course.

Anyone says anything. I'm just saying, if you're asking my parents, you're saying my parents' perspective on it. I don't think your mom's getting knocked out because of Kanye's tweets. No, my mom's not an Orthodox Jew. I'm talking about if you're asking my parents, you're saying my parents perspective. I don't think your mom's getting knocked out because of Kanye's. No, my mom's not an Orthodox Jew. I'm talking about the ones with the funny hats.

They look like lamps. They literally look like lamps. The cheese hats? Yeah, like the lamp. They just look like a big lamp. I'm going to take a quick second here to tell you about my bookie. Now, tis the season.

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I'll be all in on something. You know what I mean? I'm going to say just to the YouTube comments. Enjoy that one. What do you call it? Zealous. Hey, I,

again, I'm not saying anything. I'm just telling the comments. Over Zionist over here. Policing my speech. Cancel culture. We're gays here. Speech police.

The, um, police. But like, I think that whenever you're sort of like building something, it's like, it's so easy to kind of be like, okay, you know what? This isn't the right fit. Just like, whatever, keep going. This isn't the right fit. But like, you know what? Whatever, we got to get this done. It's like the construction workers that got to get the project wrapped up.

You know what I mean? That's the best now. You just want to keep moving forward right but it's like there's so many blocks on the foundation of like all the things that people have been like made you have to think over the last year that it's just such a mess right

so now that World War 3 is happening yep they basically said that that transgender people cause they how it started is they basically said if you're we're drafting people right and the first part of it is like a lot of millennials can't get drafted because they're like too fat mental illnesses and like yo apparently it's like fucking crazy i had no idea about this but you'd be getting drafted

after your fast that'd'd be fucking ironic. You do your fast and then they draft you. You're draft worthy. It's only 1825, though, and we're not Americans. Yeah, but no, you actually would be eligible because you have a green card. That makes you eligible? Yeah. Well, luckily I'm a fucking old man.

You're an immigrant. What's that? You're doing a draft? A draft now? Is that for World War I? But here's the thing I didn't realize okay they say this so there's this um the senate armed service or whatever and they say any 18 year old in america has to sign up for this every male 18 year old in the whole country but most of them don't qualify i don't know like but they say you have to regardless yes to put on the list i think what

happens is you go in and they have like, oh, too fat, trap door. Sure, but I messaged my girlfriend this morning. I was looking at this, and then I messaged my girlfriend's brother, who's American. I go, did you sign up for this? He goes, what? Of course not. I don't think anybody actually signs up for this. I was thinking that, too.

I know what you mean. I messaged him this morning. I go, did you sign up to enlist in the draft? The same reason when they send me my census reports to figure out. They're like, if you don't file this out,'re gonna come to your door and it's gonna be bad news and i go yeah come to my door then yeah exactly i fucking wish a mother this is the thing for selective service and i messaged him i go did you sign up for selective service when you're 18 he goes no yeah i kind of know what you mean i guarantee you we don't know one person who has

let alone like they're saying it's a man like this is the ultimate bullshit because it's mandatory for every 18 year old american to sign up for this it's like nobody signs up for this i can't imagine doing that yeah imagine if they actually need to and they go that's like when they go yeah russia just dropped a nuke so let's look at this list they go oh no where is everybody yeah this is well the problem is they don't have any people because everyone's too fat and like fucking mental what's fat and mental. But the funniest part was when they were doing the draft stuff, people caught wind of, to get mad at,

that if you're a man and you trans into a woman, you still have to do... So they go, that... All of a sudden, when they're doing the draft, they all of a sudden know what the gender was well they go full Zelensky on you they go na na na na na we appreciate all your stuff

but we're still gonna honestly you're such a woman you're more a woman than us in fact you're such more of a woman we're gonna let you fight with the boys grab this rocket launcher pal I mean ma'am but it is cause it almost there's a couple things it almost proves that a they kind of know that they're lying because you know they know that

they kind of don't really see the world that's the way they say they see it because you're like obviously you go why well why do they have to go to the draft then if it's a woman they go just shut up you know like fucking yeah and it again because amer has actually, in somewhat recent memory, had this issue where they did have a draft. We're, I guess, one generation away from them actually doing a draft and sending people to go die in another country. Crazy. Right? Which is nuts. Probably the end of feminism. And imagine in the Vietnam War, all you had to do was, no offense to trans people, but throw a wig on.

It would have just been, instead of moving to Canada, you'd be like i put a wig on you go okay you can't draft me so they go they so they go look we can't allow this like to be that's the out but you have to go to jail in canada but it's the same argument for the bathrooms oh what someone's just gonna put a wig on and try to go to the girl's bathroom like they're they're they're making all the same argument sure did you see who they were quoting in this piece no dude it was like fucking uh matt walsh so this piece daily mail uh yeah matt walsh from the daily yahoo finance daily wire matt walsh and ramsey paul was like who yahoo was yahoo finance was quoting i also thought it was a little strange ramsay paul and matt walsh in this article generally you think it'd be like let's see what vice has to say about this yeah so all their things kind of come to a halt when it

yeah but the obvious the next answer is like if you're gonna say well there are women just the obvious real answer would be like well why don't women have to get drafted like there's no way to end this without women getting drafted it's like if there's people getting drafted either feminism's done or women get i'll tell you what if they do a draft and women like don't have to participate in the draft that's the end of hearing any yapping about fucking of course equality for the next 20 years unless they get drafted for the war effort like they did kind of they didn't get they never got drafted for the war they get drafted have to go like do some make bullets or something sweaters or whatever service the man something

but if they just get to do their shit and wait for you to come home and you're like how funny would that be though if you were like a dude that had a chick that you were just like so sick of and you wanted out of the thing and then she got drafted like yo that'd be that's so funny that'd be money your chick gets drafted and it's like a you know a fucking like a you know clubby like makeup only fans girl just gets trapped in. That's so funny. Or you just hate your girl so much that she's like, just put on the wig

and you won't have to go. And he goes, I love this country. That's probably a lot of people who loved the country to get away from those. Honestly, I love this country too much. Yeah, they're all just in Vietnam

being like, fuck, this is better than what I had at home, let me tell you. She's like with the boys. I get shot at all day bylie then i have to listen to her fucking drone on about whatever bullshit she was on the guy who joins the effort that joins the war efforts to get away from the wife is so funny that's what their government's like women we want to do a national uh emergency we're gonna need you to nag your husband extra much this month

they get all the women in a room and they're like listen this is you doing your part nag him so much that he'll they'll seem pretty good to go to the war genius genius yeah so that is what's going on but it's been like uh i feel like it's it's been so much of this war stuff unravels everything but the amount of like war propaganda that's coming out right now yeah probably i mean it's been happening for a year but it's almost like second to none right now dude they had uh okay so you saw the russia video right you said you sent it to your mom i said to my mom so russia made this like video and it was basically uh making fun of america because they're trying to drum up nationalism

well because people are trying to escape because they're doing a draft they are doing a draft one of my best friends is a girlfriend's Russian and their family's there and stuff like that and they kind of I think what he said was like their take is like they're like yeah we hate this lots of of course

who wants to go to war but yeah they're just making propaganda because they're like the day they announced they were going to do it like every flight out of Russia was like booked up in a minute because everybody's trying.

Yeah, everybody's trying to escape and then they're like not allowing people to leave if you're like of age, like military age or whatever for essentially conscription. Anyone rich is getting out of there. Of course, of course.

Well, some people said they have to drive like they couldn't get a flight but they drove out of there yeah for sure and you probably bribe now are they stop a border yeah you probably bribe them like you're rich if you're rich you bribe them or something or whatever it's such a corrupt company or country sorry but uh yeah so they're trying to make these videos being like man like like russia's awesome like america you think you're gonna go to america is way better yeah it's like america's crap and the video is this guy that's with his family and he's like i'm gonna go to america that's really good can't wait to get to america then he's on the plane and they're like uh could

you speak quieter your voice is offensive to people that speak loud and then he goes i'm gonna eat meat and they go oh eating meats uh she's a yeah she's a vegetarian you can't eat meat and then they get up and then a black guy stands up and they make him bow down to the black guy he goes he cuts the line or whatever he goes african-americans have been black guys get to cut the line and he has to go and pray to the black which honestly i'm like where did they where did the black guy come from to be in a russian propaganda well you told me that the guy was like really famous no so the main guy my mom i showed her and she goes yeah that guy's like one of the most famous actors in kazakhstan more famous than borat but he is and she's like he probably got so much money so yeah russia or he just got his family back it's one of those two things yeah the thing with

the only thing it was almost like the some of it where you're like that is kind of like american things obviously but like the one the the vegan one was like they they were like pushing really hard that was almost like the main point of the ad was like you can't eat meat in america and the funniest i don't know that one's not the girl in the front seat turns back or turns behind she goes where you going because we're going to america she goes america is the best and then uh she said oh my husband's coming back and then her husband comes back and it's just like this fat chick who doesn't even look like a butch lesbian like totally just like

normal but super fat and she goes I'm Emily like it's all these increasingly like dude here's the thing too the vegan part was the only part

that didn't make that was kind of like that's not a like the other ones were like a parody of what it's like but the one where they say you can't eat meat i was like you can't the crazy thing though is like the vegans have no power they're supposed to be so smart with these psyops and these like psychological games man if they just did like a casting call in new york to

write that sketch that could have been actually like really good that might have been working you don't know that could have been crushing i I don't know. Maybe. Maybe in Russia, people see that. They go, yes, America very bad. Well, if you don't really know and they're like, hey, you can't really meet in America, I can understand thinking that. It'd be bad. Yeah. And then you go, all the husbands are fat girls.

That's gross. I don't want anything to do with that. They still get Western media. I don't think they think that. I don't think they probably get that much of it these days. I don't think. But they got it previous. Enough to know that they go like unless a lot changed in six months so there's that it was the other way but here it was like here there was another funny one okay

so um they basically 15 000 ukrainians have decided to do a mass orgy if russia deploys nuclear weapons so they're trying to sort of stop it. They go, yeah, you better. This is the most chick response to ending a war. He goes, we're just going to have a mass orgy. Take that, Putin. He goes, all right. Yeah, Putin, if you do this.

Well, they all agreed to get on Capitol Hill, and they're going to do an orgy if Russia nukes them. Yeah, he gets the thing. He goes, oh, I guess nukes are off the table. It is one of the biggest things right now, though. Anyone who has anything sort of against this. There'll be people that are like the biggest, like

a pretty long career of having nuance points or whatever. They'll say any version of like, okay, maybe we should try to de-escalate this thing or whatever and then every you know every uh person's like quote tweeting them like this guy's a russian spy i mean like people who work for the government are doing that they're doing it with elon musk like your vice article came out and they said that elon talked to putin yeah and then elon's like i haven't talked to him in 18 that's one of the best things with like Musk is that they literally say,

they'll go, this happened, and in real time he's just like, nope, and he has a bigger following than all the blogs. Oh, he has a bigger following than every media organization combined. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. It's hard to talk shit about him. I mean, I don't think they were even saying talking shit. They just said he talked because he did something about it. Yeah, but he's like, yeah, I met with Putin like three years ago

and it was about space stuff. Yeah, but they said that it was about like, you know, some peace strategy and then he's just like, didn't happen. Yeah, I love it. Sorry, Vice. Yeah, sorry, Vice. Because you're buying you next with the fucking Twitter scraps. That would be huge if he bought Vice, man.

If Elon Musk buys Vice and just turns it into like, he calls it new Vice and just turns it into like, he calls it new Vice and it's just like straight up for dudes like Rockets. I mean, it's probably just the old Vice. Yeah. We're going to turn new Vice into the old Vice. Or old Vice into the new Vice. Old Vice was still hipster shit. Like new Vice is, I'm saying new Vice is like essentially old men's health.

Yeah. Yeah. Testosterone. is like essentially old uh men's health yeah yeah but testosterone like for example it i mean it's not like it just is interesting to see kind of like all of the moves getting deployed at once like anyone who goes against the thing like the guy from india basically was like hey we're anti war or whatever we don't want to get too involved and then they're writing all these like hit pieces at cnn and stuff like that being like the india guy is like basically helping russia and his whole deal is like obviously if you're in charge of india you're probably just most parts like yeah i'd probably rather this not happening but like we're not going to ruin our country yeah of course i mean like it's geopolitics like that's a tough dance they have they're kind of they basically have to do a dance yeah for sure and he's like yeah we at the same time he's like

we love this chief has oil like america is essentially going to every person and kind of it's like you're a guy getting in a fight and then going to everyone like let's go guys we're getting in a fight and everyone's like okay yeah i guess right and then he's like you oh so you support the other person yeah it's like a friend group splintering and then you're like taking sides they're all just like every country's sort of trying to like stay in the good books with america but also be in the fight they gotta be in everybody's good books so they're sort of like yeah it's it's the equivalent of like your buddy having like a baby shower and you're like listen i'm not going to this whole thing i'll send you a hundred dollars how about that totally and india's getting bullied because they're like we have so many people why are we getting bullied by these

way smaller countries yeah it was in your hundred bucks they go a hundred bucks you go how much do i have to send you for me or not you know yeah the india one they're they're writing like crazy stuff about india they go new delhi's actions are propping up putin's regime and the actions are kind of like not cutting off all the actions are like well they're buying their oil they are buying they're just not changing anything yeah yeah well and yeah they're continuing to buy they're not like bankrupting their country and starving theirself and like having no like a lot like europe is doing yeah like they're not you're like yeah we don't need a energy crisis and they're like we gotta have enough problems they're like we gotta actually feel like you do need an energy crisis and they're like we gotta have enough problems so like we gotta actually feel like

you do need an energy crisis and my favorite one on the topic they said could a small nuclear war reverse global warming and i saw like three different articles like this where people were coming out and being like actually it's not even the worst if we get into a nuclear war because it'll be good for global war crazy what Greta Thunberg does to fucking people's brains about this shit. You go, let's follow this girl and now we're like pro-nuclear war.

It is like... Also, they test nukes. When's she starting her OnlyFans? Because she's like 20 now, right? I don't know. Once everybody's done

with her bullshit, but she's still out there doing things. I go, that is one of the biggest psyops when you look back and you go, there was an entire half

of this country that was like, hey, 14 year old girl she's gonna be the voice of for all of us if she knows what she's talking about and it was financed by the russian government it was like this was like literally all the promotion of her was essentially financed by the russians because it helps screw over america with this whole energy policy and stuff yeah but like the whole thing is they go which is nuts yeah but like they test nukes right like nuclear missiles do get tested in like the middle of the ocean so if it's gonna fix climate just go drop a bunch of them in the middle of the ocean why do we have to have drop them on people well the you have to understand probably what their parameters are for what fixes the climate like the first one is like you know what fixes the climate. Like the first one is like, you know what fixes the climate?

It's like everyone dying. The stuff that fixes the climate also has a lot of people in poverty. You know what I mean? It's that meme with the black guy where it's like, you know, you can't have a climate crisis if nobody's alive.

What kind of is? A little bit is kind of that. But anyways, that's enough of that here's here's this is this call falls under this is the fog of classic the fog of war you know where when i'm not foggy though i'm seeing it all in real time no but i'm saying the fall all these things fall under that where like 10 years later you look and you go i can't believe we were writing an article saying that nuclear weapons bombs were good because of the internet i feel like there's enough people noticing it now. And it's like, yo, you guys are crazy.

So they're trying to stop everyone. Yeah. It's like, yo, you guys are out of your fucking minds. Well, I'm confident Joe Biden will solve this. You're right, though. They convinced college girl bloggers that you're into fucking war now. Yeah. By the way.

You're like a war chick. I don't think we covered. Get some war paint on that. Some war paint. Non-binary head of yours yeah and ideally if it's their period blood or the period blood of one of their sisters or trans sisters but that the joe biden thing where he goes two words made in america yeah that's one of the fun come on come on man come on pal it's so, pal. It was so good.

Biden's pushing it. So good. He's not messing around. But like, dude, that is like, it's like a comedy movie. Like, I got two words. Of course. And then. It's a president in like a cartoon. It's like Leslie Nielsen or something.

It's like National Lampoon. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. This is another thing. So there's like a non is. This is another thing. There's a non-binary House of Dragons star. And it's obviously one of the things where the non-binary chicks are just usually a white chick that's a lesbian or whatever. Yeah, just a short haircut. I looked it up.

She looks like an English soccer player or something. Right. She has that funny chav haircut that's kind of trendy. It's like a bowl cut-ish look. Yeah, non-binary is its own thing where you basically are a girl. 90% of non-binary... Okay, this is what non-binary is.

It's either a dude that actually dresses like a chick or a... Guy in a dress, but not a trans person. Yeah, but I'm not completely... You're a probably will-go trans, but you're just testing out the waters. That's what guy non-binary looks looks like girl non-binary is you're like a girl but you try to look like a robot it's honestly guy non-binary is just straight

androgynous it's like what they were already doing in the 70s it's not that androgynous it's like you just put women's clothing on but you that's what i'm saying they'll have a little like mascara and you have makeup on yeah blush or eyeshadow or something and like you're like i'm not buying but the girl non-binary is you try to look like a robot yeah you know what i mean or like justin bieber kind of or a little but that's just always lesbians we're always doing that that's how many lesbian comics you know have like i look like justin bieber joke that's true that is a good point like a lot right many very many but anyway she's like a so she's basically like a chick which is a haircut uh oh right they're a chick they're a chick but she's been doing this like press tour and she said uh she goes the house of drive dragon star reflects on playing a woman i'm really good at it so she's

still got the chops to play a woman even though she hasn't won it's like riding a bike but it's so it's so funny and be like she can't even say that she's doing the press tour and they're like you know obviously you're not a woman so do you find it hard to play like a gender that you're not and she's she's like you know what i used to be able to do it and somewhere deep down inside my ability to act like a woman's still in there still there you know maybe she has an acting coach who goes just to refresh yeah she's trying to refresh her to be a woman but then again it also doesn't even make sense because you go well if you so you weren't always non-binary you were a woman and then you switched to non-binary it's like no i was always non-binary and was like so you've never been a woman well so what the fuck do you know about being a woman well she was both or they're both no but i think the idea would always been a woman well so what the fuck do you know about being a woman well she's both or they're both no but i think the idea would always been a man and i've always been a woman right okay yes

no but they're not either so i this is the thing i think if they're gonna say the rules like you know like you shouldn't be playing trans person or whatever non-binary people should only be get to play non-binary people i mean it's reasonable i will say something i saw interesting because you know the whole like uh diversity stuff in in film where you know you can only play your thing right but i have seen a friend of ours who's not jewish play a character who is jewish and he's like a poc so they're letting it go the other way what's poc what is he like he's hispanic and he's playing he's playing someone who's clearly Jewish. Like their name is Jewish.

Wasn't enough Jewish actors in Hollywood? That's what I'm saying. You wouldn't like it if a Jew played a Hispanic person. That's for sure. A lot of revenge going on right now. There's a lot of revenge happening right now. Well, people can't decide if a Jewish is a protected group or not. Because you're right.

If they are a protected group, then why aren't they protected from that they i mean the jew face thing that uh what's her face uh made a stink about sarah silverman well they didn't like that they made the nose bigger the nose bigger right but then also like a jew should play a jew as well i think that was the point they were trying to make us in in that uh thing and then yeah it's just they're all over the map with this stuff and like he's a buddy of mine i don't have no issue with it he's great i couldn't give a shit about it but i'm just like i saw it i go that's kind of interesting the only one casting directors are allowing that because they know what they're doing and you could have just changed his last

name anyone where you don't have to change your skin i think should be allowed like i don't think there's any problem with like a you know an Iranian guy playing an Afghanistan guy if he can look like it enough or a white guy if he can do the accent or a white guy or yeah if you're like an Italian guy that's super like all of them you want to play like a Iranian guy like none of that should be

off limits you know what I mean but I agree that if you're going to live by those rules you don't get to pick and choose when you like them and when you don't like them. And again, at the end of the day, this is casting directors who are doing this, right? Well, the casting directors are doing it,

but I think some people are okaying it. Of course, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I know. Interesting. Very interesting. The non-binary still gets to play. She gets her pick of the litter now. Yeah.

She can play all that. If that's the case where you go, if you're non-binary, you to play. She gets her pick of the litter now. Yeah. She can play all, that's, if that's the case where you go, if you're non-binary, you get to play girl guy, everything, you go, okay,

every girl actor's like, yeah, guess what? I'm non-binary. And you probably will start seeing that as they start getting, I think you are starting to see that. they go like,

I'm disadvantaged by not being non-binary. It's like this crazy concept that people move to make moves that benefit them. Yeah. That, ones where you don't even have to do much like

i have to buy a few different shirts i got bangs a couple pair of slacks i have banks speaking to the independent they opened up about accepting the role as a woman and their concerns over the move including the potential for being misgendered so that was their big problem yeah i mean yeah you really run the risk of being misgendered when you play a woman. Yeah. That's fucking nuts. You think Robin Williams had that problem? He goes, oh, I really hope I don't get misgendered.

That's one of his biggest problems with Robin. I really like playing a woman. I'm really good at it. The worst case scenario is people suddenly tell me what I can and can't play. Like, they're doing everybody else. Yeah, like, hey, welcome to acting want you don't want to be a girl anymore you want to be like maybe a guy yeah did you see that one that was like a pretty cool and pretty viral but there's this like woman that transitioned into a guy and he kind of is a guy

now and he sort of came out being like, yeah, this is a bad idea. Like his trans thing. Have you seen him? He's sitting in a car, and he does these videos. Oh, this was the person who they said they had some personality disorder. I don't know about that. And they had the mastectomy, and they had a bunch of stuff. They got all this stuff, but they're going bald. So the guy's like 19 years old, right?

He's like, basically, I used to be a decent-looking girl. Now I'm just a bald 19-year-old dude that doesn't have a dick. But it was like, they were like, but I want to go back to being a woman. Well, he's kind of saying, I think it's too far gone. He's already like, no tits, bald. Now you're better off sticking out as a guy if you're bald yeah i guess you maybe say like hey if i stop taking all this stuff does the hair grow back but you maybe get a transplant or wear a wig or something yeah well i mean that's what a lot

of the gender people are not gender people but people who are like against the stuff of all the surgery and all the yeah the medical intervention they're saying like look they're too young people change their minds about this stuff well that's the thing when you see like elliot page too it's like um obviously like i'll get pages life's gonna be fine because it's like a big celebrity or whatever but if elliot page was like a normal person you know you're just like this wimpy little like four foot seven dude now yeah and if you're like this four foot seven bald dude that kind of looks weird. And then on top of that, you don't have a penis.

Like, can you like, imagine you went to school and you were in high school and there was just a guy that was like five foot, like bald, wimpy, no penis. Yeah.

Like, do you think that guy's life would have been good? No, not particularly. That's what I'm saying though, right? It's like maybe the worst life available right so i think this is what this person says like i'm gonna transition

to a guy and then well especially if you change your mind there's one thing if you go at least i'm like okay i'm on this side now and i got that out of the way and i'll figure out how to be this person but if you go i don't like this person and i did all this shit and i have to go back now but i think that i think one of the things is once the attention's done and like, you know, especially as you get older, maybe you're not hanging out with all those people that are into this stuff.

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he doesn't even want it at three years old my middle son wakes up as a different animal every morning you know what it is kind of there's a lot of things that people should probably like keep to themselves and they always did keep to themselves and then everyone's like you know you should be open and honest about everything and you know put all your things out in the forefront and then they do it and everyone's like yeah but there's also like real people out here you freak yeah of course and i mean again this just seems like everybody just like wants to be the blogger some shit you know what do i blog you know i stay at home mom you're like what do i blog about you know well the fact that i yeah yeah i got this

fucking eight-year-old sucking my titties non-stop that does well my job i always like the idea of like a a mom sucking having the kid there with the titties in the public got the titties out and you go listen i got no problem with you uh breastfeeding on the subway as long as i can have kills you'll finish he tells me by which he's calling my name mama dragon or mama bear or mama owl he calls me by my name and i first name all right deborah let's go puppies deborah deborah milky time puppies debbie debbie deborino let's go baby's hungry yo milking your kid fast like when your kid's walking they say like the you need they need two up to one and then after that it's just for fun it's just for the kids having fun kids just

like like some milk and the mom just likes it too a little bit not until breakfast i tell him you know the rule once you're having like debating over when he gets the titties and he was like i want my titties yeah yeah he could speak and totally verbalize his desire for titty milk. He's smoking a cigarette. He goes, Mom, that is my breakfast. Mom. Mom.

I want my brekkie and I want it now. You know, I like the left first and then the right. He's drinking a coffee. He's like, top me up.

Extra cream. If your kid's drinking coffee, he's probably a little old to be breastfeeding. That's what's happening. Yeah, these kids. He's eating a power bar. He's got the Wall Street Journal open, drinking a coffee.

He goes, mother. He's got the Wall Street Journal open. He's cooking just the egg whites. He knows how to do this. He doesn't want his cholesterol to get up there. Mother! Some titty milk. Let me quote the Bloodhound gang here.

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals. My breasts are mine and not my husband's and they are not my son's. They are first and foremost my own, but also, she might have wanted to do the second part of the quote, which is, let's do it like they do on the discovery channel when you're talking about your son probably not the best quote no probably that's uh she goes her

editor was like yeah they're gonna take away your kids for that line yeah probably don't put that maybe omit that and i've chosen to use them for extended breastfeeding their biological person their purpose but it's just funny they're like there's it's it's kind of one of those things where probably people in a normal life being like a bit weird deborah and she's like well i'll put it to the internet community and i'll find a few people to tell me i'm a fucking queen for doing this of course i mean you there's a there's a scene for anything there's nothing you can't find your people for on the internet nothing it's weird that she's doing it to teach consent too that's like the bizarrest that's how she wraps this whole thing up she goes you know i'm really doing this because i want to teach my three-year-old about

consent right he's not making memories also also he's making mammaries he's making memories probably no the idea is i guess this kid will kind of be home and she'll be like mommy i fucking i wanted to get some titties and none of the girls will show me my titties do you think i can just grab him he's like no you grab mine though like but ask first yeah yeah yeah that's how you make a jj right there do you know they have that uh the thing that says strong men or like uh strong men create easy times easy times create weak men and weak men create hard times or whatever they were doing um uh i can't remember what it was but some version of someone sent it to me today you must get you must get it the same person you know the same one boobs or whatever

i laughed at it too actually someone said that and i got this is pretty funny uh maybe he didn't take a screenshot of it it says uh it says um easy to see breasts uh create hard times uh hard times great uh strong men strong men create uh easy to see breasts so yeah like it's a this cycle it's like how how easy and hard times are depend on like how easy to see breasts are breasts are easy to see when and hard times are depend on like how easy to see breasts are breasts are easy to see when when guys are strong men then the breasts are easy to see because the girls want to show the boobs of the strong men and then they put the boobs out when the boobs are really easy to see it creates weak men yeah which when i grabbed my phone i realized that i gotta

show you something okay so there was another meme drop dude 5 000 it was like wiki wiki leaks or something so um old head memes which i think you might be right it might be a girl they drop their memes like a drop so they just drop like a hundred at once right yeah okay it was crazy my whole fucking instagram was just old head memes and you could tell the ones that were legit ones versus the ones they made because they're the font looks they make them all i thought some of them they do you're trying to fucking i think some of them are found smirch if you work overtime at mcdonald's are you working a mcdouble please don't delete me so that's that one nowadays to have a girlfriend you must be physically Emotionally Vehically And walletally fit

Walletally I know Wallet Walletically Not even a joke That's why I think Sometimes it might be a guy No

I'll tell you why I think it's a woman It's maybe a husband wife team No if you go look at Who old head memes Follows Which is Girl stuff

It's all chicks No it's all just like Women I noticed Maybe it's a just like women i know it's a guy i don't know that when y'all get them bodies done y'all delete every picture from when y'all was shaped like a brake pad the old head memes this week were especially bad yeah they don't even have punch lines no okay two more my mother sent me a friend request and i declined it i'm not one of your little friends, remember? I think old head memes might have jumped the shark.

Old head memes. Do you think they sold the property and someone else is doing the old head memes? No, I just think they were finding the best of the best from the last 20 years. And then they ran out and they go, what are we doing? They started making them. And we got to make them. And you're like, good luck. It's kind of like when someone's been plagiarizing and then they've got to make one on their own. So you're like, good fucking luck on that.

Cooking together is not romantic. You in my way. These are not good. This is not the old head memes I remember. No, this is new head memes. Yeah, old head memes is way better. You also didn't like an article that someone sent. Men are more likely than women

to engage in social sexual behavior for personal gain and it's most often men in lower positions who initiated researchers report fortune.com literally fuck off yeah men are more likely to flirt their way to the top of a business so yeah just a tale as old as time, Ryan. So the premise of the article is basically they're saying that they did all this big study and that women actually, they do flirt sometimes,

but men are more likely to flirt. And contrary to what you believe, it's not the boss that flirts. It's actually guys in lower positions that flirt with their female bosses to try to get promotions and exert power and all this sort of stuff. I mean, there's no shortage of stories you've heard

of some dude who ate pussy for a promotion, right? You eat this pussy and I'll see to that you'll be a VP. This study also, it was like they basically brought people into a fake office setting, and they did studies. They brought Sharon Stone in, and she did the thing with the crossing the legs. Yeah, none of this made any sense. No. The audacity of Fortune.com.

It's like, oh, we did this weird study. It's kind of one of those studies where they say, the WNBA is actually more interesting based on this study. It was just like, no, guys don't flirt their way up at the corporate ladder no like it's just unheard of it's not it just even if it is heard of it is very rare if anything flirting with your boss these days gets you fired as a dude of course it's like for sure and i mean women are so much more on the lookout for that kind of thing like you know they're probably way more like hey what's going on where a guy will be like oh like they'll be more invited a guy would be more inviting of a

girl flirting with them because guys are stupid like that yeah and also like i know exactly what you're doing sure and also the boss thing where they're like oh the bosses are less likely to flirt in this scenario it's like well the bosses don't flirt because they don't want to get fired so that's like most bosses are like any female employee that's lower than you treat them like a fucking sister not to say that there aren't people fucking still out there getting fired of course there are it is with all the things right now because one thing before you could say i always you know when they're like oh 10 years ago it's this and they want to you know take everything and now standards but nowadays i think most people that run big companies are like handle all female employees like with extreme caution you know what

i mean absolutely oh i mean yeah you're asking for trouble you are asking for trouble so at this point it's like you know it is what you don't even need to necessarily need to do anything they just need to feel like slighted in some way and then you know because be careful yeah you got to be very careful but for them to try to actually justify a study where they're like we've got to the bottom of it and it turns out we were all wrong men in lower positions flirt their way up the corporate ladder by trying to fuck their superior yeah so you go see all those male ceos they didn't get there based on merit. They got there based on their flirting abilities. Steve Jobs, Bill Gates,

other ones. Yeah, Bill Gates and some other ones. Warren Buffett, just the best flirters. So you're calling bullshit on this study? Oh my god, in the first one second. Not only are men more likely than women to engage in this

type of behavior, the research has concluded, but it's most often men in lower positions. The researchers also examined how men and women differ in their flirtation strategy. They found that men, but not women, turn up the harassment with coworkers. So men's flirting to get up the court. But a lot of it, too, could be saying, you go, all these men were flirting. It's like, well, those guys might have been at the study actually trying to smash maybe yeah this study's bullshit huh what are you doing after this right and they're like oh okay like they're all paid there for the study yeah like there's actors this guy trying to fucking work his way up the corporate ladder

including bosses when they pursued they have little power and or me yeah because there's one of those things where you're like hey i've got a uh you know i'm just working at this job they can fire me i don't really give that much of a shit why don't i shoot my shot sure they have less to lose shooting their shots the only explanation for that but it has nothing to do with trying to get ahead in the workplace no no because that's such a risky maneuver if you're wrong like if you miscalculate that you go you're you just like tried to smash your boss stop it and she's just like i'm married like are you fucked the um so this there's someone's there's this like big story that happened uh in utah which is it's like pretty aggressive but also pretty funny

so this former therapist who's like a like a mormon yeah like priest kind of thing right he's in this he was arrested for ritualistic child sex abuse involving 130 kids right and it's like obviously bad but the stuff the guy said is fucking nuts. Mental. The former therapist arrested in this case. One alleged victim, Brett Bluth, said that his then therapist knew a therapeutic ritual that would heal him

of his homosexuality. Been there, done that, doesn't work. So he says, we know a way to heal your homosexuality. He started suggesting that the semen of a righteous man would then undo the damage that the semen of unrighteous man had done

that's that's basically like you kind of say if a girl's too slutty it's like i can unslut you i can sell you with just a good dick and down righteous man semen yeah dude that's this guy thought he had game too right so he's basically getting these guys in there that he goes yo if you're a homo i can unhomo you yeah but i need to get rid of that unhomo that homo but he ungays them by doing some like pretty gay stuff he ungays like does he like he goes he goes i'm not gay no we're not gay this is how you ungey it seems great i guess the scenario is i've heard people say some version of this though when it's like when you're kind of like oh this is the only

person that ever helped you it's like you know that you're getting molested but you're kind of like yeah but like you know this guy's giving me a roof over my head right kind of thing it becomes a transaction so this guy it probably was one of those things where everyone's like listen like i'm gonna let you do this but you don't have to give me this whole spiel about how you're unhomoing me. But the thing is, he was paid. He wasn't doing this for free. Like, the parents still paid.

And this happened. So this is, so it's basically the parents are bringing him to this guy to unhomo them. Yeah. And the crazy, it's like, how do you do this and think you're just going to get away with this? He got away with 130 of them. I guess, you know what?

It's probably a thing that happens a lot with criminals like this is they go like, I keep getting away with it so why would I ever get caught? Dude, he said his semen

was the semen of a righteous man and it would undo the damage of the semen of unrighteous men. He put his arms on the back of the sofa

and put his other arm back and then he waited and we sat there in silence he put his hands on my head and gave me a mormon priesthood and blessed the sperm do you think there's any guys that have tried some version of that yes blessed sperm oh dude there's got to be some like old school black fucking priest like guys you know what i mean cult leaders all the cult leaders for sure saying you've got blessed sperm yo baby baby come back to my place i got that blessed yo blessed bernie mack i'm blessed

yeah yeah my sperm is blessed my sperm is blessed but i'll tell you what would be bad though if you were one of the kids reading this and you go wait that sperm wasn't blessed wait i'm still blessed this whole time wait i'm still gay what a revelation wait you gotta be crazy i'm still gay mormons be wild so i did a bit of a um auto sexual deep dive um i don't know if i said which one no you didn't send me this where's the auto sexual these are the ones who jerk off to themselves so they're in love with themselves yes um and then so we've been saying we're going to go through the autosexual reddit right and people have been clamoring for it yeah but the autosexual reddit okay so it's not safe for workplace that's one thing you should know so i consider myself gender fluid all of the autosexuals are... Sorry for involuntarily rolling my eyes. What percentage do you think the autosexuals are just like some, you know, dude that works

at the plant, but he's fucking married to himself? Well, but then he's like, well, I'm not gay, so... Oh, yeah, you've got to... That's the problem. All of the autosexuals are some version of like wacky gender thing. You have to, because otherwise then you're like pretty you're if you're then you're gay or if you're a guy that you're like oh i'm attracted to myself when you're a woman you're like now i'm dressing up like a woman now i'm changing everything yeah right so it's a tough one you have to so i consider myself gender fluid

which basically means the way that i see myself and the world switches regular from masculine and feminine perspective so it's a kind of like oh i'm a guy oh i'm over here oh get my girl now and then uh you run through the person's legs i'm a guy it's one of the what i find interesting is discovering my autosexuality is the way i feel attracted to myself when i'm in a feminine state i'm very attracted to my masculine qualities and when i'm in a masculine quality i'm very attracted to my feminine quality. Sounds like a multiple personality type deal. Of course. So basically, it's kind of like, you know, if you're feeling very feminine,

the beard starts growing out. You go, oh, look at that little beard you got going on there. Big boy with a big beard. Mental. For example, yeah, when I'm feeling very feminine, I'm attracted to the fact that I have a dick.

What would happen if two autosexuals get together? They would be disgusted with each other. Yeah, they're like, I don't know. They go, I'm taken. I'm taken. I'm taken, too. So they're just like a life of solitude? Well, yes, it's two people, obviously.

That's my personality. Yeah, but I'm saying, yeah, they're like, I just want to be. All autosexuals are like, I want to be first. I think they can be bodies. You know what I mean? They can go on a double date with someone else. And it's just two of them. Yeah, yeah're like, I just want to be all autosexuals. I think they can be bodies. You know what I mean? They can go on a double date with someone else. It's just two of them. Yeah.

We're on a double date. Oh, is the other couple coming? No, they're here. They're here. I don't know what that was about. Oh, yeah. That's you showing up to the family gathering. You said you're bringing a date?

Yeah. Me. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So college has been good to you It seems like Hey, your parents said that you're bringing a date To the family gathering? Yeah, me

Okay, so definitely Probably that whole gender studies degree Has been working wonders for you You know it You know it I'm in love with myself they sing songs for each other you know I'm course what would I do without myself put it on me so baby me put it on me well what would I do without me? So love songs.

I've been kissed by myself on the hand. It's Hennifer Lopez is what it is. It is Hennifer Lopez. It's 100% Hennifer Lopez. So a love song. I'm trying to think of some better love songs. Do you ever think they do the semen thing where they... And I would catch a grenade for me. That'd be a twist of fate. Do you ever think they do the semen thing where they... And I would catch a grenade for me. That'd be a twist of fate.

Do you ever think they just... Catch the grenade for the person and then you both die. Do you ever think they ever go see themselves and then do the semen thing to undo the thing so they go back to normal like the last guy? I think that's what happens. Yeah, I saw myself, I come to myself, and now I'm back to normal.

I was in love with myself and then I drank my own cum and now I guess I am on the market again that's the tinder bio that would be a good thing of like fighting with yourself though look at you let yourself go you don't even try anymore you look like a woman it's like you look like a woman because they meet in the middle right because the ones one side of them likes a guy and the one side of them likes a girl you know what I mean so they're kind of like look at you you look like a fucking guy you dress like a tomboy it's like i dress like a tomboy you're wearing girls clothes right now what do you think about that i'm attracted to women you got a fucking beard on it's like god beard up what about these i got the designer

sunglasses on it's like oh yeah you got a girl's haircut oh yeah i am man so i will it's trendy back and forth so you're just arguing with yourself yeah because then you go a little more masculine. And then the other side of you is like, what about me? I guess they're not doing that, though. They're totally physically attractive. Totally same thing to do. So it sounds like the way the best way to describe it is they sort of consider their body almost not their body.

That's probably the best way to describe what these weirdos are up to. If they kind of have like a person that says like, listen, it's like their mind is looking at their body almost like it's not their body yeah that's probably a good way to describe it and they're not see I still feel like there's just there's are narcissists like no you sort of see it more like that I see it more I mean I don't see how you can't matter to your physical form that's the only way I can describe it like they're above themselves like you know what I mean so I DMT you're not like jerking off yourself you're jerking off like a dude have you ever had like an out-of-body experience uh on dmt once yeah have you jacked off would it feel like you're jacking off just some fucking fat dude

uh i don't i was so incapacitated that i don't even think I could have. I was above myself watching myself on a couch, and I was like. So you weren't getting into the whole hanky-panky? No, there was no hanky-panky. I did wake up, and my belt was undone. Oh, okay. You were about to fucking. That's how it started. I had some questions there.

Danny, you dog. What did you get up to here? Yeah, that is great. Have you ever had that where you get so drunk, and you're like, I'm up to here yeah that's great have you ever had that where you get so drunk and you're like I'm gonna spank it and then you wake up

and you like gave up have I never I don't think so you've never given up where I fell asleep during it or like you were like you were

you know maybe I could do it you start maybe grab the laptop and then you're like ah fuck it yeah well for sure for sure I've done that I'm like but that is funny you don't remember I'm like not ooh. I'm like, ugh. But that is funny.

You don't remember. I'm like, not the time. Yeah, they're in an auto-sexual. They're like, I was too drunk to consent. You know? Danny, you know. You're done with the police station filing report. Your shirt's on backwards.

So who perpetrated this crime on you? And you go, you're looking at him. I'd like you to take me away, boys. Take me away. Was the problem is I feel like if you go down the rabbit hole of like, uh, indulging everyone's like weird things, there's nowhere you can stop.

There's nowhere you can draw the line. Of course. It's you go. The moment you indulge one weird thing, you go, well, why not my thing? Why not my thing?

Another last four years has been like almost a clinic and like proving conservative slippery slope thing right for sure i mean dude i we've said it before we were even saying this two years ago with other like what next marrying like a dog and you're like yeah they just made polyamorous marriages like uh recognized by law i know i saw that in new york right you and your two boyfriends are gonna be fucking cooking that's almost bad though too because when you have your two boyfriends you like guys we can't do and now you're gonna have to do a prenup with your two boys that story too for people who don't know it was uh three gay dudes who were in a poly relationship and then one of them died and the two of them were in an apartment so they're saying we're common law they

were saying because they wanted to keep the apartment it's honestly like a rom-com kind of like or like a movie you know premise where you're like in order to keep the apartment they have to say they're married it's a real chuck and larry but they are really gay and then they had to have their thruple recognized legally to say like hey you can't kick them out because that actually is their two boyfriends were common law real boyfriends that's 100 one of those yeah and it was so three imagine you're the landlord too you're like come on yeah yeah the government really ruled against this one but this will open rent control because rent control and then this will now open the door for people to fake that this summer summer, their best friend died.

And there was only one way for them to get the apartment back. They had to become gay lords. Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? That's what it is And they're holding hands with you Why can't we be friends? The only way they could keep that hot deal

Was to pretend to be gay Why can't we be But there was only one problem They hate each other You You got what I need The environment You say he's just a friend you know i didn't i

say we're gay lovers yeah but there is a back there was like a video of him like saying oh this is my body but you said he's just a friend oh baby you and then they're homeless you know for a bed they're you know sleeping on the streets and because the one guy didn't want to be gay and then he finally comes down and he goes, Hey, what do you want? I'm homeless because of you. Why don't you say we go get that apartment back? Why can't we?

Why don't you say we go get that sweet deal on that apartment? Why can't we? Passionate sex scene. I watch it. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury jury if you do not think we are a throuple i present to you exhibit a come up here just undo that belt what a straight do that what a ladies and gentlemen of the jury if if I wasn't gay, would I have...

Would I be current? Would I have these Elton John albums? Why can't we? So I think that's kind of what's going on with the thruple. Yeah. Legal. No, no, no. This is probably even a better one.

They go, I say that the thruple is legal. Legal. T tender and fine we are a thruple by committed crime we're legal tender and fine got the apartment and committed no crime snow's gonna copyright claim us for that yeah snow doesn't like people and farmer so i think that's what happens with the thruple yep okay so back to the autosexuals yes yes autosexuals when you like fucking bus drivers from the simpsons okay it's fascinating the past five years have been self-discovery just how much of my appearance and personality has changed both my masculine qualities and my feminine qualities respectively developed simultaneously to what i'm attracted to if that makes sense which is you so crazy they're like i'm attracted to it fucking when i wear a hat and then i'm wearing hats all

the time lately hat guy i love a good hat on me so crazy i like it when i wear bondage and then i've been i'll catch myself walking around the house in bondage outfits you like that just showing a little bit yeah yeah like that what this mostly just trying to play coy a little like my mental image is the person the guy who did just for laughs in the 90s who was like singing and then they would switch sides switch profiles and they were a woman like they were like straight down the middle like a voluptuous woman on one side that was always a just for laughs gag yeah no it wasn't a gag they were actually a performer Laps gag, yeah. No, it wasn't a gag. They were actually a performer. Yeah, I know. Yeah, but not on the gag. No, it was like a...

Well, Jessica Laps gags. That was their bit, sorry. Yeah, the bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The skits. That was a huge one. It was the guy on one side. Remember the guy with the...

Remember the guy who... I wouldn't be that hot of a costume nowadays. What about... Do you remember the guy who... This guy made a huge career. I wonder what he's doing now. But the guy who had the five or the four dolls attached to him. I remember the doll guy.

And then he made them all dance. He was basically like the village people. But he had four dolls. And he was the middle guy. Just for laughs, Gag used to be pretty wacky back in the day. Now it's just comedians, I guess. Or activists. I mean, it was comedy at the time.

Activists. Probably mostly now. There'd be five dolls and there's like martin luther king like a fucking yeah thurnberg but people like this is the best comedy i've ever seen yeah but yeah those guys were that but that's exactly what it was so you're prancing around your apartment just like wearing half guy clothes half girl clothes and you're just like i'm finding so much about my sexuality these last two days it's a constant dance with myself an an actual dance.

That's no, it's the Madonna. You know, that was the Madonna dance. You're definitely doing one of those catching yourself in the mirror with the hands on your back. You're getting a little frisky there, Danny. Madonna's losing it too, huh? What? Madonna's losing it too.

Yeah. Madonna's definitely losing it. She had a big thing where she came out as gay and it's like at 70 yeah yeah that's been one of those things where i'm didn't madonna already say she like made out with girls like a million times yeah britney spears remember exactly she's 50 but it is one of those things where it's like when you're 70 you can do that thing do whatever you want if you want to try to stay relevant and get on a trend or whatever but it's like at this point it's like every i think there might be 90 of female pop stars have come out of some sort of a lesbian version and doesn't it to a degree discredit the whole thing when you have you ever look you you didn't know until i've never had a girlfriend

um if i think of all my like five male major girlfriends that wouldn't like make out with a girl if like under the right circumstance we both had girlfriends that dated each other Ryan well it wasn't my girl we're not your girlfriend my girlfriend no that's when you took my sloppy whatever I finished up with this girl people probably don't know this but like I finished with this girl yeah and then she did stuff with Danny's girlfriend then Danny sucked my dick off I didn't appreciate the taste that is great no I think there was crossover yeah yeah but like no

me and Danny were dating my ex literally dated my ex literally dated and I was sort of dating a girl and then the two of them dated which means me and you were gay and now they have to prove it to the judge that is crazy to think about and now they have to prove it to the judge.

That is crazy to think about, eh? I know. Because it was sort of in between because I was sort of dating her, and then, you know what it was? I was sort of dating, and then they sort of got together. Well, it was when we had

split up. And then I sort of hung out with her again after that. Because we were like on again, and we had split up for a period. Yeah, it was a... So the period that me and her were split up, she took... they were sort of comedy adjacent

yeah but yeah that is kind of crazy and then the fucking and we didn't even know until later the nutty part was to keep the apartment

that was the wild part that's so funny yeah so I did forget about that but have you ever dated a girl that like, you know, so when actors just come out and they're like, oh, I would do stuff with a girl.

And you're just like, yeah, no shit. You all would almost. Of course. Like, unless you're fucking, you know, super Christian or some shit. Yeah, obviously for that. But Madonna, I do wonder, because all this like lip filler stuff and face filler,

like it's so new. She looks fucking like a freak right now. Yeah, well, she's trying to not have wrinkles. and the only way you can do it is expand the face you essentially yeah make your face look like fill the face it looks like you killed someone and then stretch their skin over a drum dude i don't even think she could wear like the biggest new era hat right now you know what she looks like legitimately it looks like if you took like an indian cowhide drum and put eyes on it yeah Yeah. Oh, for sure. Dude, it's like, or they just put something.

Yeah, they just fill up your face. That plus volume. It's so crazy. Your face is so thick. And then, yeah, your eyes get so much more sunken in. It's bizarre. But you have no wrinkles. Because you're right, she's 70.

Otherwise, she would look like a grandmother. Yes. And if you look at her face, you're like, there's no wrinkles there. But again, nobody knows what filler does to you for having it for 20 years because nobody's had it for 20 years. Now they're starting to find out the consequences. Fucking bat shit crazy like Madonna. She's not looking good.

Let's just leave it at that. Madonna ain't looking good. The thing is, I don't even necessarily agree with that because she said she's looking good well for a 70 year old right so you're saying you're judging her as a 50 year old yeah if you judge her as a 70 year old yeah i guess otherwise you're saying she's gonna look like some old wrinkled bag yeah and you're like she just looks like a weird person yes but i'll bang a weird person i'm not gonna bang an 80 year old exactly yeah but also it is kind of one of those things like i think that age gracefully to some degree where

you go if you're 70 years old like if your grandmother comes out starts talking about sucking cock you're just like jesus fucking christ like you're 70 like you don't want to hear 70 year olds talking about their sexual escapades. She was this crazy sex icon. So it's like, how do you get away from that? Cause guys can kind of like age gracefully as the sex icon. And you go, that dude used to smash back in the day. And maybe he does now,

but like women, it's, I don't know. It's real. It's a lot. What she looks like right now. Yeah. I think she's autosexual.

She's fucking something. She's all time. You're watching something. She's something. She's something. Well, it's a constant dance with myself. Dancing with the devil. I'm not giving these soundtracks. Dancing with the devil.

That's because half of their face is like a guy devil situation. You know what I mean? So I developed feminine and masculine mannerisms and each side of me is attracted to. And my physical appearance is based on a hodgepodge of feminine and masculine qualities. So it's fair to say this person is a hodgepodge of human characteristics. Yeah. I would love some sort of Lord of the Flies scenario to get all these people of all these weird things on an island together to see how they would like kind of divvy up and be able to like run their society

well they wouldn't be able to they'd all be dead but i think it'd be like it'd be one of those things where you'd be like okay so you say you're saying they wouldn't figure out how to farm the girls will do this which is me and all of us and the guys will do this which is also and people are like what do you mean what's a a guy? And someone will be like, what's a girl? And like, oh, so we have gender rules all of a sudden? And then they'd like, just to prove a point, be sending the worst people to do the jobs. Of course, it's the farmers, lawyers,

lawyers, farmers. Doctors are farmers, farmers are doctors. That is the ultimate. That's the final form of society. And they will actually come out with a new Lord of the Flies, because it's just one of those things where they'll always that would be a tough one to make they'll do this version lord of the flies the new one is like okay all the girls are gonna all the men are gonna go hunt though you think men totally hunt didn't they have actually isn't that that show

yellowstone all the guys are getting yellowstone uh i think that show there was one of those shows that is that really it's all chicks and they get stuck in Northern Ontario. Well, that's stupid. Yeah. Apparently, someone said it was good. Yeah, he would like that.

I haven't seen it. Fucking fairy. I'd say I'm both auto-sexual and auto-romantic because you're not just taking the bones, you know what I mean? She likes to be

a little romantic. Yeah. When she's having sex with herself, she wants a, you know, a little berry white know a little berry white lipstick before she gets fucked by herself you like to take herself to dinner first you know what i mean no no no no no no not on the first date sir i'm the sir you're the man the relationship with myself is truly romantic and sexual yeah that's so funny just like the

idea of sitting in your like and the candles i guess that's just like i guess some people do do that to masturbate but they're not like oh yeah you like that talking to themselves like another i mean dudes don't yeah you're that's correct i've never done that where i set up all the candles like that was a joke in 40 year old virgin noOld Virgin. No, I play a guitar to myself. I look in the mirror and I go, it was a decorative general with a heart of gold. I've seen the others. And I've seen the others. And I will no other.

Follow me where I'm, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah. So that's also, you're forgetting that this is like, if it is a dude with a dick it's like they're you know they get romantic but it leads up to their fucking full fist up their ass probably basically trying to break some sort of guinness world record most of your own arm and your fist and your ass deepest your own arm can get in your own rectum it's almost as if there's two versions of me at once almost one feminine one masculine both in mind and personality inhabiting one body is like how

many times could they say it's that but not like we get it you don't have a personality fuck i know where i where can i look in the mirror and see my masculine and feminine blah blah blah blah blah but they go on and they go, they're truly both me, truly, but just me from different perspectives at the same time. The distant and dissociative. This is distant from dissociative identity disorder. So it's not that. Well, of course.

None of them are going to be like, we don't have a mental illness. No, not at all. Of course not. So that's one. Another couple of funny ones. They go, self-cest role play. So it's a little self-cestual. Okay.

All right, right. Hello again, our autosexual. Although I'm not an autosexual, I'm very... Oh, this one's actually great. Okay, listen. I forgot what this one is. Hello, autosexuals. Although I'm not an autosexual, I'm very into similar kink,

and I would love to be your clone. I generally want to help women of this subreddit explore their attraction to themselves in the most respectful and safe way possible. Your seeker will be 100% safe and confidential with me. Yeah, you will, you dirty dog. I love the dirty dogs. Yeah, the dirty dog trying to sneak into the fucking

autosexual. Hello, fellow autosexuals. I love the dirty dogs. I only like having sex with myself, but i could be persuaded to make an exception i will hate it but i'll do it for you that's what this person says they go they go because you love having sex with yourself i'll dress up how you dress up so they're both wearing the same outfit so they dress up like twins and this guy's banging the girl and he goes i hate this but i'm doing this for you i'm this is my you know contribution to the autosexual

community well good for him for shooting his shot not a guy for shooting his shot for sure and i respect that respect that's the way that these forums should be using in a perfect world the forums would be all fucking creep dudes trying to get the girls. It is. I mean, a lot of it is. Oh, this person is taking things to the next level. I asked myself to be my boyfriend. I've decided to officially date myself.

I basically feel like I was already with myself. Just not officially. They didn't make it officially yet. I hope that makes sense. I love the I hope that makes sense thing. Yeah, man. It's like when two friends realize they have feelings for one another and then

the relationship, well, it just changes. It's been a bit like that. Things are a little different after they had sex. You know what I mean? So they woke up in the morning, they've been having this good time and things are just a little different now

that they, you know, bang the shit out of himself. Yeah. Wake up and he just like reaching for something. Oh, sorry. uh oh are you using the bathroom okay i'll i'll just i'll wash this hand will you use that hand sort of nothing's more confusing than telling one of these people when you're angry to go fuck themselves and see the response you know it's so funny danny i'm not kidding one of the people in this had a thread that they said do you find

it funny that when people say go fuck yourself it actually turns me on i swear on my life that was one of the ones in here i am not kidding it goes go fuck yourself buddy he goes thank you thank you thank you actually i will i realize now it's really only been about sex the romance part was just there on the surface so this person when they got busy with themselves and they started being they have had feelings they realize feelings no no what they i think what they're saying is they realize that the person the themselves okay they're realizing that they were have such buddies with themselves right but then after they got laid the person was just trying to be nice to them to get they were just trying to be nice to themselves yeah they were just trying no they were just being it's like a guy who after he bangs the

girl he's like all right get out and he was like what about all that same stuff you were saying last night about how much you loved me so this guy was saying all this stuff to himself and then after he got some action he wasn't he was like fuck off he's you want to watch tv get the hell out of here ditch leave me alone yourself you ditched yourself after you got the good stuff. All in all, I'm really happy with where we're at and where things are going. I never thought my desire for my own self could increase, but it has.

Everything is so much deeper now. The desire, the pleasure, the affection, the love. The way I care for myself. Not unusual to be loved by yourself. I've been having a bit, I've been having a ball making plans for myself, really looking forward to the future. So those are the types of people who go watch movies by themselves, rom-coms, auto-sexuals. Yeah, it's a fucking freak show.

Just three headlines. Other people look ugly compared to me. So that sounds like a narcissist, like you said. They only are attracted to themselves. Cuddled myself for the first time. How? I think you just put your arms around yourself like that. Okay.

Uh-huh. And then one person has a question. Do you think this is just a coping mechanism? Then every person goes, no. This is definitely not a coping mechanism this is a very real identity that is to be respected and elevated motherfucking deal and you don't have to go to the army so you think you get out of the army as autosexual yes i think if you went in there that you wouldn't fail the mental health test

you'd be like is there anything you should know about me you go yeah well last night i made a bath and then i went on a date with myself and then i looked at myself in the mirror and the guy part of me looked at the girl parts the girl part of me looked in the guy and then i made love for myself it was really romantic but now i'm actually more in love with myself they go yeah you're good you're right actually this is like these people's like dialogue is the script of a crazy guy on the subway of course so yeah they go, yeah, yeah, you're not, I don't know what you're up to here,

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