The Boyscast with Ryan Long - TRICKED INTO SEX BY HER GYNO

Episode Date: December 17, 2021

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And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead. But we don't end forever. But we don't end forever. Okay, we are here at the Boy's Cast, and we have an emergency. Well, Ryan, I don't even understand how we could do the podcast right now. It feels weird us doing the podcast knowing that Omnicrono virus is out there. It's the Omnicron. You know, I just want to say,

I want you guys to be staying safe out there. Hide your kids. Hide your wife. I recommend you put your girlfriend in the cabinet. Lock the cabinet. You do not want her getting out and chances of coming in contact with the Omnicronon. Omnicronon?

The Necronon virus. Remember how old Italian grandmas back in the day would put the thing over the couch so that the couch, the plastic, put that over your face. Put that over your face. You're going to want a bag over the couch so that the couch, the plastic, put that over your face, put that over your face. You're going to want a bag over your face. And especially if you're ugly,

you're going to want two bags over your face or one bag, but just it's a one way. And I hate not see-through bags. It's not see-through. And the problem is I've been finding out the hard way that Omicron virus, Omicron, Omicron, Omicron on virus,

certain parts of New York, it's pronounced Omicron. Yeah. And it's been responsible. In certain parts of New York, it's pronounced Omicron. Yeah. And it's been responsible for more things than you think. Like, I didn't know this, but you know how Asians were getting punched on the subway? It turns out the Omicron can do sort of like a, fuck, you know, what's those? Kung Fu? Kung Transformers.

Oh, yeah. And all the different variants form to for the omicron yeah person that punches asians i think it's actually omicron not omnicron and then on top of that did we ever talk about the fact that they skipped the she virus it was supposed to be called the letters was xi was the next one and then but that's the name of the yeah they didn't want it to be yeah we'll go straight down yeah well jokes on them because the omicron virus has been forming a human punching asians on the subway the omnicron viran it actually turns out post the case coming out that the omnicron viran was the one that fucking put the noose around jesse smallhead's neck

and bubba wallace or whatever he just nooses everywhere it's fucking yes it was the omnicron viran all along they took a bag i'm so so scared Yeah, they took a bag off of the Nigerians' heads to find what you didn't want to happen. Did you know that the Omicron virus was the one that kicked us on Piker off Twitch? What? I know, man. Fucking Omicron.

I think it's Omicron. Omicrono. Omicrono? The crony capitalism variant. And so, we didn't want to have to do this, but there is good news because i know everyone there's no good news there i promise you bad news well i thought that too but here we are this is using his science skills to strike a new chord yeah yeah science has done it again

out of the gate is already a banger. Ah, yeah, science has done it again. With the vaccines, what they're talking about. Science is coming at you with another vaccine. Vaccines. Maxine. Small beans. DJ Fauci. Saltines.

My Lord Fauci. Maltesers. Canadian snack. Philosophies. All right, we'll see. This girl's really pumped up on the bit. The mess that we're in. Creating a new way to save the planet.

So we can get back to our usual habits. But here's the issue, and it's quite severe. We need everyone in, or the result is clear. That's an impression you want wrapping, right? And it's quite severe. The joke's just so hard, it's actually pretty serious. You know what? That's literally like,

remember when the parents just don't understand and there's this stuffy teacher? It's like, it's so severe. Well, that's the thing. This isn't the first time they've used rap to combat social problems. Yeah. Remember when we were in school

and apparently they had a different word in here that's dare, but it's like, you know, don't do drugs. Yeah. They always had rap involved with don't do drugs. We had dare.

Okay. Well, then we had dare too. But there's a lot of maybe they had we're so confused with the way things change when you move to america just like there was just like i'm like we didn't have diet coke in canada we had dare but there was a u in it somewhere well that's the thing they always had like you know it would be like some you know cool looking do you don't do drugs they are bad they make you sad and they are not rad. And then some lady would be like, in all jokes aside,

he makes a good point. You didn't want to be. Smoking a joint. But she's a plant. Like she's in the audience. She goes, excuse me, but in all,

he goes, no. Oh, he doesn't fucking own that heckler. And then he grew up to be. So they have a couple people. So what happened

was this guy, this science guy And he decided That he wasn't getting The message across properly So he got together The big guns Which is this old lady

And then some other Young cool hip rapper lady So the virus is Outside of your home Like we said Infect your dome Protect your neck Did he say protect your neck? No Protect your neck do you say protect your neck no

protect your neck in fact and by the way i'll tell you what's loitering outside of my home it's not the virus oh i uh disagree there's a lot of various viruses ryan has the like a stage five wuhan lab outside of his fucking apartment protect your neck protect your dome okay Do you think fucking... What? Who is it? Juvenile? You think he's mad?

He goes, yo... I'm sort of the Vax Rap guy. He goes, Vax is that ass up. That was already the anthem. He goes, yeah, that's the anthem. Like, we're done with vaccine raps. Yeah, I sort of... I own the genre.

I put my print on it. Yeah, I got all that Soros money, and I'm like, it's over. No, that's what these people think. They're going to get the money for the sequel. Oh, no, the sequel. Remix. It turns out COVID was scary than we thought.

It's even worse. Now rat on your friends. Rat on your friends. If you're a boss. If your friends don't comply, rat them out. Stay in your house. Be like a mouse. Eat some cheese.

To go and get the Vax, it's going to be safe in the face of virus attacks. Defend ourselves from no mutations. Party sensations across the nation. Vax, the nation. Vax, Vax, the nation. Vax, the nation. Vax, Vax, the nation. Did you know that's the original? The nation. Vax, Vax, the nation. Vax, the nation facts the nation facts facts the nation facts the nation facts the nation facts

the nation facts the nation facts the nation facts the nation facts

the nation I'm just staying inside the crib I'm wearing a bib you know the original version

of that song actually it was Bill Nye but he actually accidentally dropped an n-bomb so they had

to cut it yeah Bill Nye came in hard he goes no ER on that one okay you

know he goes but do you not know which communities are least vaccinated Bill Nye's like hard. He goes, no ER on that one? Okay, you know. He goes, but do you not know which communities are least vaccinated? Bill Nye's like, do you not understand the statistics?

And Bill Nye was sort of saying that. He goes, listen, you should have told me that beforehand, by the way. This is... He goes, I thought this was a safe space. Anyways, people... Now he's got a science show on Daily Wire. They're doing all these sort of, you know... Propaganda?

No, studies. I mean, everyone has studies that prove their thing but there is a lot of studies that say like liberal or republican like 70 percent of people are kind of like yeah enough of this yeah lockdown stuff right like no one's like yo sick for sure there's a lot of people reaching their sort of point where they go okay i was with your program yeah but they're like what so we just never like go back to living it kind of reminds me of you know it's a funny phenomenon because you know how like people go the rights getting better at comedy or whatever yeah kind of what's actually happening is that liberals call

everyone or like people on the internet people call everyone they disagree with right wing of course and then so they go like all these funny people they go look all these people are right wing and then and then like you see right wing people being like, yeah, you're right. Yeah, we are. Yeah. Yeah, we are fucking. Okay, boomer. Yeah, we are pretty funny actually if you think about it.

So American Airlines, when I was flying here, these people, they're getting very, they're turning up the heat because I'm on the plane and the girl comes up to me within the first minute and she goes, hey, put your mask up, sir. Blah, blah, blah. I bet you're flagged in the system. They go, hey, just have a talking with this guy who's in seat 18. Well, this is what they said to me. They said you had two warnings total. So they go, you only have two warnings and that's your first warning.

Or before we're going to give you a big, juicy Smollett ticket. What do you mean? They're giving out tickets? That's the thing. I think they have the authority to give out tickets ticket. What do you mean? They're giving out tickets? That's the thing. I think they have the authority to give out tickets now. What the fuck? Dude, you're like in a database.

You are like a known offender. Well, I'll tell you, it didn't end there, my friend. Yeah. Oh, of course not. So as usual, the plane gets canceled, kicked off the flight.

I heard about this. Yeah, so I'm kicked off the flight and then we have to go wait there for two hours. Do you still have to pay the ticket even though the flight never... Imagine they give you the ticket and then you get kicked off. No, we get back have to go wait there for two hours. Do you still have to pay the ticket, even though the flight never... Imagine they give you the ticket, and then you get kicked off. No, we get back on the flight two hours later, but they de-boarded, you know, whatever.

And then I get back on the plane, and I come on with my mask a bit late. She goes, that's your second warning. And I go, no, no, no. You're like, no, I left the plane in reset. Uh-huh. Yeah, it's like a football game, where you're like... Come on. It's like a soccer, yeah. All plane in reset. Yeah, it's like a football game where you're like, you know, it's like a soccer. Yeah, all the penalties reset.

This lady's trying to, no, I go, yeah, that was from the flight you kicked me off of. She goes, no, that's the second warning. And I go, yeah, so if I'm eating now and I take my mask off for a little, you're trying to say you're just going to walk up and hand me a ticket. I go, and then eventually she goes, fine,

you have one more warning. You go, good, because I'm going to be using it. Thanks very much. Yeah. That's fucking crazy. Isn't that wild? I've never heard of them. Well, maybe she's lying, but she says they can give up fucking tickets now. Who is American Airlines? Not the government. They could ban

you from their airline. Nah, she says he has ticket capabilities. She's walking around with a belt. I'd love her to go to the back and like the other flight attendants like, yo, stop saying that. You can't give up tickets. She goes, I'm fucking giving out to the back and the other flight attendant's like, yo, stop saying that. You can't give out tickets. She goes, I'm fucking giving out tickets.

She's like the real loose cannon flight attendant. Doesn't play by the rules. Doesn't play by the rules. She goes, you're getting fucking tickets, pal. Yeah, basically. So that was a bit. What court do you go fight at? You go fight that in the fucking... Space court.

Space court. You got to go to her back to the airport. So yeah, they're adapting now. Anyways, the first... And there was one last thing about the plane. There's a guy in the... You just have a face, too, because that is...

For them to just straight up be like, hey, you have two warnings? We fly so much. I know, man. And then one guy in my plane on this thing beside me was drumming, air drumming, for a good half hour. It was insanity.

You were liking that, huh? No, I was not liking that. You guys didn't do it like a duet? You're a drummer. Did you be like, yo, yo, I'm a drummer too. How funny would that be if I just came up and I started air guitar. JJ would be like, yo, yo, what song are you playing? Sorry, what key are we in?

Isn't that crazy? He was with his wife and the wife fell asleep and then he was listening to music and he started getting into it. He started going hard on the drums and he's doing all the things. Was there someone beside him on the other side? Yeah, his wife. But just his wife.

It would be amazing if he's in a middle seat. Nah, it wasn't that. You're like, can you stop? By the way, I was thinking a lot of podcasts that do kind of like

every day or whatever, I guess you just have to react to the day's things because I usually feel like when we do three hours a week including patreon that's about like that's a pretty good amount of like all my favorite things to talk about for the week yeah where's like that's how much stuff i have to say was like this week i honestly felt like i was like there's i could do seven hours there's like eight things that i was like i've a hundred things to say about that but probably there's a lot of things that have been grinding the gears well this didn't

grind my gears it was a classic case of when people get in trouble for you know not following the rules and they're desperate to uh try to you know flow it basically a university professor they got fired for mixing up the two black kids names and it's so funny because this guy is like a totally like i definitely play by the rules type of guy right like he's sort of his thing is no i do all of the things like i've been saying my pronouns i posted the things you know of course he's he's like why i play exactly he's like i'm impervious to this he's trying again he, he's also just getting got for like a just minor error. Oh, right. You know, like if this was any race of anybody else, you go, yeah, you keep calling.

Like, it's like I'm Danny and there's another guy. His name's Jeff. And you keep calling me Jeff and Danny. There'd be like no grounds where we're getting this guy fired. You'd be like, yeah, fucking Mr. Whatever. He's a real fucking goof. He's like, oh, he's mixing up my name. But whatever.

Like, I have this class. And then I move on with my life. It was on purpose where goof. He's like, oh, he's mixing up my name, but whatever. I have this class and then I move on with my life. It was on purpose where he goes, he goes, my name is... No, this is Tyrone. I'm Jordan. He goes, I'm Jordan. It was chicks, by the way. Oh, really? It was two black girls, which is even more. Wow, you can't tell girls apart. No, it's a chick.

I've never even looked at girls' faces. I'm the one with the... Not ringing a bell. You go, I'm the one with the bigger jugs. No, it's because they're fucking first-year college students who are really feeling their bullshit. And they go, yeah, you mixed up our names, huh? How about we end your life? How about we mix up your career?

How about we fucking put you in early retirement, pal? Well, the thing is, I've been a proponent of this forever this is one of my main theories that everyone looks the same dude i've this has been so you're a name guy i don't and partially it's that i'm very loopy i don't remember names i don't remember faces you know i remember faces late names i'm not bearded white guys that's why people always go i'm sort of more of a name guy and someone goes i'm a face guy and i go yeah i can't remember names and faces but because

dude like a guy like you I probably had to meet you three times before I go huh and they go the guy that cries a lot yeah yeah you know what I do

you know how many fucking people like again it happens to me and they'll be like oh and I'll be like yeah there's tons of people

who look like me tons but again I'm not like offended I go excuse I can't post a video online without a bunch of people telling me all the different people I look like of course tons. But again, I'm not offended. I go, excuse. I can't post a video online without a bunch of people telling me all the different people

I look like. Of course. So for me, I go, if you go, especially if you're a different race, you go, you say white people,

a bunch of, there's three looks. White people maybe have more looks, but of those looks, you know what I mean? That's the looks. Yeah. Black guys have like

the short black guy, the tall black guy, the like wearing a suit black guy, and then like a fancy, oh, fancy clothes black guy you don't think white guy have fat beard no fat black guys what fat guys are in the tall guy category i've seen some white guys i've seen some short and stout no you have fat beard bald fat beard what's the fucking guy that looks sort of like me who's the dude who who sings, fuck you? What's that dude? And then Italian-y guy.

Those are your four types of white guys. Yeah, they're okay. There's some... Okay, there's four or five types of black guys then. There's five types of white guys. Asians probably have... I'm literally breaking down the fucking barriers right now for the different types of black guys in your mind.

Yeah. Black guys were like, there's no room for us in Ryan's mind. I go, there is now. And you're right. With girls, there's less types. Like if you think of Indian chicks, there's no room for us in Ryan's mind. I go, there is now. And you're right. With girls, if girls, there's less types. Like if you think of Indian chicks, like there's less types of those.

There's fat, skinny. Those are your two types. They're all the same height. And then the odd, like one that's like into punk kind of thing. You have a boy with tattoos. The wacky.

Wacky Indian chick. Yeah, yeah. So I've always said, I can't tell the difference between anyone ever. However, they said, so the termination of the university professor reportedly stemmed from his repeated confusion of the names of the students. And they allegedly said that he felt like he was mixing the names up because they were black.

Like they said he was doing it on purpose. But what a weird passive aggressive. Because it's like, especially because he's like a woke guy. Right. And like their names were like pretty normal. Like they't like, he just goes, oh, Kimberly. And she goes, oh, I'm Rachel. And then he goes, hey, hey, hey, hey. Oh.

Hey, Kimberly. She goes, I said my name's Rachel. And he goes, oh, my mistake. Oh. And then she puts her hand up. He goes, Kimberly. She goes, come on. Come on.

Well, he did it four times. She puts her hand up. He goes, Kimberly. She goes, come on. Come on. Well, he did it four times. So I will say, if the third time they go, hey, you keep mixing up our names, you just go, I don't think I'm going to pick her this time. Of course.

You stop saying the name. But the problem is- Or you go, we're a name tag class now. That's the situation. A name tag class, for sure. A name tag university lecture. It's like a mingler thing. But also, his problem is he probably picked them more

because he's so obsessed with the diversity stuff. So he keeps going to the well, being like, no, we got to get more fucking minorities in these discussions, but he's bad with names. So he's like, why not just you and appointing? Dude, you know what the worst one is? This is what Lev did. The guy thing, as a man, you never...

When anyone shows up with a chick, the least bro thing you could ever do is go, yeah, we already met. You know what I mean? So people do that. They go, no, we met. And you just go, no. Never say that.

Never. Because you never know the situation, right? Of course. But Lev did that. Also, sometimes you're wrong. Well, yeah. Duh. So Lev did that to me

and he goes no I met you before oh that was ridiculous so we're at Lev's a comedian Lev Ferrer's a comedian in New York right we're at a party at his house

just sort of wrapping up he comes out he goes oh no I met you before and she goes no I don't think you did and she goes yeah yeah I did

I go no I wasn't I don't think and he goes he goes no no no you were at the bar remember you had the sticker on your laptop and he goes no I wasn't at a bar with don't think. And he goes, no, no, no. You were at the bar. Remember, you had the sticker on your laptop.

And he goes, no, I wasn't at a bar with a sticker on my laptop. He goes, no, it was. I go, even she was kind of like, hey, dude, what are you doing right now? Shut up. Everyone was like, OK, we're going to leave. He goes, not before we get to the bottom. Not before we get to who I met that day. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's one step away from, well, if not you, then who? And you're just like. No, no. It was so crazy. So awkward. I had to be like, Lev, shut the fuck up, you idiot, publicly. I remember that. That was funny as shit.

The actual, it was the least four of the bro's move I've ever seen. I mean, to not take one of the 40 hints you gave him, too. Especially when they stopped being hints and they started being everyone being like, everyone there being like, this has to stop. So they reported that the teacher, Trogan, is his last name. Joe Trogan? Joe Trogan? Joe Trogan.

Reportedly dictated several emails of students after he received the complaints about repeated mix-up. Among those correspondences was an email sent to over 80 students, which included a nine-page letter explaining his experience throughout the termination process. students, so basically another one of Drogon's emails to students following the incident attempted to reassure his class that he was devoted to issues of justice, equality, inclusion. So he basically sent this email to 80 students begging

just being like, you don't understand. And what's all of the things? He goes, I'm not racist. I'm not sexist. I'm dedicated in my life. I'm one of the good guys. He goes, if there's one thing that if anything, I'm just bad at names. They go, that's a fireable offense, man. Yeah, and so basically, he showed up at the people's houses sort of kissing their feet,

doing the whole thing. And if the students were smart, you know what I mean? They'd kind of go, you know, we could solve this very easily. I mean, midterms are coming up. Of course. If the students were smart. Oh, you scratched my back. That's the thing.

In the old days. No, they want the power. In the old days. No, they want the power. In the old days. Yeah. Not the old days even, but like chicks that are smart know that they use these infractions to get things. Of course. And chicks that are dumb use it to like get the person in trouble, but they don't really

benefit. Oh, you're a fucking, yeah. You're just like people, probably all the teachers go watch out for these two. They're troublemakers. Yeah, exactly. But if they were smart, they would go to the teacher and be like, listen, you said the like, probably all the teachers go watch out for these two. They're troublemakers. Yeah, exactly. But if they were smart, they would go to the teacher and be like, listen, you said the name wrong four times. You said this big thing.

We got a pretty strong case for you. I'd like to see a 92 minimum. What would you do if you saw a picture of both of them and they were both dressed as Where's Waldo? Like just head to toe exactly Where's Waldo. Yeah, you're just like and he goes i'm telling you it's not me it can't possibly be my fault you guys are they're just like just i dead big sunglasses fake lips they got the whole or both or both in burkas he goes i'm telling you it's hard to see

past these things burkas is tough you think somewhere in saudi arabia there's a teacher having this exact problem where students are like, excuse me, my name's. And he goes, yeah, that's 12 lashes. Let's see. Anybody else have a problem with me forgetting your names? Yeah. That'd be a tough sell. And then he saw.

But another. So he basically sent the whole thing. And tell me, well, you give me your prediction prediction if you think this worked or didn't work. What are you thinking? Not work. You think it didn't work? Okay, we'll read on and see if you're right or wrong. One of the students involved in the name mix-up.

This is news. The name mix-up. They honestly talk about it like it was a property crime or an assault. The name mix-up. The great name mix-up scandal scandal the 2021 great name mix-up scandal so they had a great name mix-up scandal let's see we'll see what happened at the end of this story one of the students involved in the great name mix-up said that trogan's email gave her the impression that he was portraying a white savior complex according to the observer and all

the other students. That I love too much. He goes, yeah, you know what? The name was, they actually said too, it's like the name stuff was bad, but then it was him apologizing. He can't catch a break, this guy. He was like, what do you want me to do?

And then he apologized. And it's crazy too, because they like put a restraining order against him. Well, not a restraining order, trespass? Oh, I saw that. That's like really, like the dude went from mixing up his students' names. Getting escorted off the premises.

Getting escorted off the campus. And he literally has a fucking like a trespass notice where he'd be charged with trespassing if he comes back. Trespassing notice is fucking incredible. Incredible. Like for the most, like dude, 10 years ago you could like physically assault a kid. You could beat him with a ruler, that's for sure. Like, for the most, like, dude, this, 10 years ago, you could, like, physically assault a kid. You could beat them with a ruler, that's for sure. Yeah, exactly. You used to be able to hit kids.

Now you're like, you mix up their names. You could beat them with a 12-inch ruler or your dick four times. Legally banned. Legally. Legally. So, yeah, he was served with a trespassing order by the university's public safety office. Public safety office is very concerned about this name situation. We got a fucking real public safety issue.

What happened? Names are getting mixed up. I think this guy's in New York. We should call him up. Imagine this guy. No, he would never. He would become a guest on the pod? Only to apologize, probably.

Unless he's sitting at home stewing right now and he wants to go full Brett Weinstein. I wonder to the degree. Professors have two paths. You either apologize for the rest of your life or you go full fuck the problem is he didn't do you go anti-vaccine but he didn't do something cool like it's not like he made some sick stance he's just like dude he's a little it's a little trope the fucking aloof professor that is probably has like the fucking back to the future hair and he's all like, you walk into his desk. He's got James Altucher hair. Yeah, you know, you walk into his office,

it's like a mess. Star Wars stuff everywhere. Yeah, he's like little Bob fucking and Funko Pops and it's just like papers everywhere. He's like a caricature of a fucking professor. Probably.

You know, he's got the elbow patches and all that shit. That is funny, the idea that like, you know, Jordan Peterson's doing his like pronoun tour. Yeah. And then like Brett Weinstein's doing his like,

you know, vaccine stuff. And then this guy's like the third speaker. He goes, first, you can't mix up names. He has to do his dissertation on the name. What is a name anyways? No, he probably goes to the... You're right, he doesn't have as cool of a grievance. Yeah, you're like like what's your grievance

and then you double down on all the like hey you can't fire me I'm an ally he sort of has double down on his 80 page that is I'll tell you what your wacky university professor theory does sort of combine pretty well with the 80 page dissertation

yeah of course he was up all night on the computer and it's like an english class or something like it was in english it was like not even like a useful thing and i also think that he probably thought that that was gonna work too like he's his wife was like you know i don't know he's you know the mad scientist typing he was doing in the bath like trumbo yeah yeah on the typewriter smoking his's on a typewriter. Smoking his corn cob pipe or whatever. He's like, we're going to take care of this situation. I'll have my job back, my son down. And they stated he could not come onto the university grounds

or communicate any further with the students. So he's literally at the... This sounds like me, man. I should have this guy. I go, I have a couple of guys that were banned from university premises. I also had that. But except my thing was, he's at the university premises

and the guards are kicking him out and he's just like, just wanted to say sorry. He tries to do the, you know, he tries to do the R.M. Is it too late now to say, too late to say sorry.

His probably big thing, like his big. He has the, the fucking, what do they call the Spanish band? Oh, the Mariachi band? He, the mariachi band? He has a mariachi band backing him up.

His probably big move now professionally from this is he's going to be working the merch table at Jordan Peterson events. He's not really speaking territory. He's going to be working Orin Overtase's merch table. Dude, you could be selling copies of 12 Rules if you want. The foreign emperor professor attempted to use his union membership

as leverage to help him in the case but trogan's termination made him ineligible for the union to file a grievance on his behalf according to the observer what kind of union once you get fired they're not your union anymore yeah they go yeah we're fucking you know fucking professors you but isn't that like a big part of the union is they defend you if you get fired dude it's like cops like literally kill people in the unions like you cannot pay you have to pay him don't even think about firing you fucking got another fucking professor's union you're like hey man i don't know this guy i don't know the teacher's union is he even in this union never heard of him the only thing i can say the only thing I can say about this guy maybe a fucking like just

silver lining here is because this is America he's gonna sue the shit out of that school that'd be nice cause everybody sues people here you can't lose your job

for mixing up names for mixing up names that's wild that's like I think they I think I read somewhere else that they agreed to like dude that's literally like

North Korea shit or whatever where like That's like... I think I read somewhere else that they agreed to like come out in some crappier job. That's like North Korea shit or whatever where like someone's like you're like a high-level politician you say their name wrong

and then you just go to like the gulags for 10 years breaking rocks and you go, whoops. Also, there was another white professor

who pretended to be black and he admitted to faking his identity. We're not going to get into that one but if I... All I was going to say is if pretending to be black's a crime, arrest everyone from my hometown. Go back to figuring high schools. I was actually going to say if being black's a crime,

arrest the one black kid I went to high school with. Just pretending to be black's a crime. So that was probably those I'm always liking those because you know they just I mean the thing is

it's like at what point shines a spotlight on how fucking wild things are absolutely and like at what point are like the people who are doing this like they don't

you know maybe they get so caught up in it no they're afraid it's gonna be them man this guy's no I'm taking these girls like at what point did they be like

yo we like really fucking ruined this guy's life over nothing. No, they're pumped. They moved on. They're not even thinking about it. They're on to the next thing. That being said, I won't even say that

because that is even necessarily a social justice-y kind of mentality to ruin people's lives and not think past, although it is. It's also just a young person thing. Think about how many young people kind of grow up and they're like yeah i was kind of a dick to my course or whatever like you could be 19 and you're like you know your first year college you like get some professor fired and you like

you've never had a job before so you're like fucking you never think about it again that like this was his whole life's work it's like his whole life and again he's like not highly skilled he was teaching like an english class at fordham university and he was doing all this stuff too like teaching about you know my that is funny because he's doing like a dissertations about microaggressions and then he's also mixing up all the names i feel bad for this guy i don't yeah you know whatever it is what it is we should get a gofundme started well. Well, that's how some people deal with getting in trouble and trying to pander to the whole thing in the university setting by writing any predissertations, begging.

They try to do the Mr. Rogers washing feet. They go up to girls' houses. That is funny, though. Actually, now that I think about it, because you're washing the girls' feet, you go up and you go, Hey, ladies, I'll kiss your feet. And the lady starts kissing girls' feet.

It's like, well, now you're going to jail for sexual assault. You got a new set of problems, pal. You just showed up and started kissing girls' feet. What are the percentages that this guy's fucking carrying a tiki torch at the next Unite the Right rally? He goes, I tried to play by your rules. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck. Tried. Well, this gynecologist, his name's Ryan Stewart. And so he basically, he was trying to get some points or whatever. Or maybe he was in good faith. I think he believes in good faith, believes in bullshit. Yeah. Which is, to be honest.

Well, let's say the story first. But what happened was this gynecologist, basically, he posted a thing online being like, hey, I'm starting my new gynecologist basically he posted a thing online being like hey i'm starting my new gynecology clinic and could girls give me any tips on what design and optimize what might make the gynecologist office better yeah and so to be fair it is um it is funny being like so there was some like decent tips you know like things like uh less hidden cameras no some of them were like uh yeah like an area to change where someone doesn't walk in when i'm like they were like don't have the interns come into the room unless you like ask me first yeah because i'm like i have my fucking legs up and i think or like don't make it freezing cold when

i'm fucking yeah some of the stuff was kind of reasonable yeah like it was like yeah for sure but so but the the there's if and there was a few that were not very funny like a lot of the normal stuff like i need more like nude models that look like me or whatever and then uh some of them were like i need to be like the magazines yeah yeah they were like don't have bad magazines don't put they said no tv because sometimes put people put fox news on the tv and that triggers me and then the one girl was like, don't have any scales there because it's triggering the step on a scale. Also, if you could reinforce the foundation, I don't like it when the floor cracks.

When I'm walking. When the floor cracks below me, I don't mind. Right. But the problem is he basically said, hey, women or whatever. And then the internet sort of quote tweet blew up on him. But it was positive. It would be like, I remember it was trending as like this gynecologist. Like it was a positive trending story on Twitter being like, this guy does it right.

No, it was until. So the story went positive where everyone said like good gynecologist, good male gynecologist. Until he messed up somebody's name. But you know he said it was women instead of birthing persons? Yeah,

instead of birthing persons and he did a big apology but the bottom line was the male gynecologist is the ultimate in pervy jobs, right? So,

yeah, there's like, you're, I mean, it's male feminism essentially where you're like, you're on notice, right?

Yeah, yeah. You instantly go, it's a dude? It's weird. there's motive, what are'm getting at. Instantly you go, it's a dude? It's weird. I mean, I get it, but you could be any kind of doctor and you're like, yeah, I want to be a...

It just seems like such an... I guess it probably makes a decent money, but it seems like such an insane... So does being a fucking optometrist. Well, yeah, so you're in your class and they go, you know, picking your majors and you're like, put it this way. Any guy that stands up, and they go, okay, pick your major. The guy runs to the front, like, gano, gano, gano, gano, gano.

You know what it is? It's almost like, remember there was like the classes in university where you're like, yeah, it's all chicks. It's like, you know, like literally gender studies. That one's probably all chicks. Gender studies, right? You go, yeah, like they're always the few dogs. You know fucking sociology's all chicks, yeah.

Yeah, but they're like, even the, like, I'm in gender studies they're like for the pit for the tank for the tank because they're like these three guys and 80 chicks in this class maybe that's where he goes he goes yeah i'm gonna stack the deck in my face he came like permanently or he was such a nerd where he like tried to fuck some girl maybe it's like a story where he tried to like get with some girl and he was so inept like he couldn't do anything and then he's like you know what i really need to learn how these things work oh yeah so he's trying to be a story where he tried to get with some girl, and he was so inept. He couldn't do anything. And then he's like, you know what? I really need to learn how these things work. Oh, yeah.

So he's trying to be a gyno. He's in the class being like, when do you get how the clitoris works? At what point are we going to learn how to please a woman? This is not that. But yeah, it is male babysitter. It's not that, obviously, if someone has a good story, why? You go, why were you that? You go, I just did this, and my wife ran the babysitting business. I took it over. babysitter it's not that obviously if someone has a good story why you go why were you that you go

i just did this and my wife ran the babysitting business i took it over or you know my mom ran one or yeah but there's like your life's thing but yeah it's like i guess even that be like why are you a guy no my dad was a guy no my grandfather was a guy the only thing and then you go yeah you're a guy no legacy kind of legacy this is what happened he goes if you had footage of this and then you go you go, was your mom a guy? I don't know. She was a dumb bitch. And you go, oh.

Yeah. I hate my mom. So weird. But you go, so they basically start first day of class, and they put the vagina up there. And he just fucking goes, yes. He runs up on the front of the thing and spits on it. He goes, am I doing it right?

He goes, mister, can you please come step over here? And he goes, he's like, can I just stay seated for a bit yeah yeah no i just uh that's okay yeah if you don't mind i'm gonna i can keep it down for a second why why is your book moving i want to see a magic trick he goes to the girl beside him he goes i want to see a magic trick you ever heard of levitation call me david blaine call me chris angel because i'm making this fucking i'm making this pencil case levitate so all of this stuff they pointed out the incorrectly said uh and then he had to go back and say folks who needed my thing but so that was like the first half of his gynecology things but the reason i brought it up was so this is a gynecologist he

did apologize and he yes he straight up had to he did the whole thing like this whole thing ended with him apologizing it wasn't a crazy amount of meat on this thing as much as like it was funny just you could never do it right but it also is funny

that like you're I can see being a male gyno and trying to be like putting yourself out there to do all the right things but if you're a male guy like you should just keep a low profile

because honestly I feel like it's only time until people go you know what no more male guy why is any guy not allowing this dude if i know most chicks that go i would never go to a male guy and to be fair i don't think i'd like to go that's probably why a female dick doctor that's probably why he had would you ever go to a female cock doctor? A female cock doctor? Doctor. This podcast is supported by Talkspace. When my husband came home from his military deployment, readjusting was hard for all of us. Thankfully, I found Talkspace.

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I guess it depends on how hot she was. Would you ever date a girl who's a female cock doctor? I don't know if there's such a thing as, what, a urologist? Well, she just checked a boner inspector. A boner inspector? I would date a female boner inspector. Well, because it is a urologist. I told you that one time, because I had to get all my ball surgeries, and then basically

the guy came in, and one time he was grabbing my balls, and he goes, big balls. Can you imagine a guy did that to, like, a girl, where he goes, you feeling the jugs for cancer? And he goes, he goes nice set uh you have what we call in the industry a nice set is that uh yeah i learned that in med school no that is the technical term i wonder what this gynecologist because he went the birthing person thing did do trans women even if they've had the surgery like they don't have any reason to go to a gynecologist it doesn't really seem no because they still have

internal parts I guess right female internal parts what you're saying a girl that had the surgery to be a guy no no no I'm saying a guy that had the surgery

to be a girl so you have like a fake vagina no no no that's not who goes to a gynecologist that's what I'm saying but he's saying

no it's the other way around oh right right right idiot but I'm saying does he have like where it's just for the charade no it's for I know I know it's for the trans into guys Oh, right, right, right. Idiot. But I'm saying, does he have, like, where it's just for the charade? No,

it's for fucking girls that trans into guys. So men go to gynecologists if they're men now. And they used to be a girl. Even if they had the peens? Well, how would you get a peen?

I don't know. Don't female the fucking, or, Fake peens? Yeah. They get like some fucking thing where they like, Okay,

so now, now that we're on the same page, if we backtrack three minutes, they still have the same internal parts. But how do you get in there? They're the ass. You know what I mean? Like, I have real questions here.

Right. But also, I'm like, do you get fucking trans women who are like, yeah, I'm a woman. I go to a gynecologist. And he goes, no, that's crazy.

But it must happen. What would you be going for? Just because you're a woman. No, they do have that. And I think that's one of those things where it's like everyone just has to play pretend that's what i'm saying where the guy has to check like fake fake titties for lumps and stuff yeah that's that's what i'm saying i'll check your like you check your silicone titties to make sure he looks around there he goes uh everything looks good yeah when was your last period yeah everyone just sort of does it like that, right?

Yeah, it's kind of like a pretend a bit. Everyone, who's this all for? But the other way around, too. I go, if you have the fucking peen, the hole's gone. Right. But he has to go through the peen hole, the fake peen hole. He goes, this is going to really fucking hurt. We can do this, but there's only one way to do it.

How bad do you want to do this visit as a as a dude okay but another gynecologist so there's two ways to play it yeah so this is this gynecologist in italy he comes out and basically he saw this story i don't know if he saw this story but what he did so an esteemed you know winning awards esteemed Italian gynecologist I don't know how you win in a

be esteemed gynecologist you know what I mean like you're winning awards like everyone knows this guy's this guy's the best PC doctor on earth I don't even know how

like how do you even know like what are the awards you know nicest touch more like softest hands softest yeah maybe yeah they go

and esteem you know what I mean like least calluses I guess or like it's obviously yeah maybe yeah they go and it seemed you know i mean like least calluses i i guess or like it's one of those things you go okay we're all done he goes i didn't even know you started you guys i'm not good i'm not good not good he's taking the light off his head they go in his an esteemed italian gynecologist tried to persuade female patients and engaging in sexual intercourse with him by claiming that it could help them get rid of human papillomavirus hpv according to reports according to the italian newspaper republica several women agreed to have sex with them afraid of the consequences of hpv and other patients republica reported can refuse to be

convinced so first of all you kind of go so basically he's out there telling chicks like insane it's on it's that's like a dentist being like look if you suck my dick you'll never get a cavity and you go that makes sense that's the part i go all right are they is it that girls are that stupid yes or is it that like men could fall for this too i mean because if you think about the other way around like that'd be funny like a chick doctor she goes, she's telling all these dudes she had to suck them off in order to fucking prevent cancer. And the guy's like, the doctor said, and the girl's like, got him.

Or what about even one of our boys being like, he's talking about HPV, and he goes, yeah, I can't get HPV. And you go, oh, what do you mean you can't get HPV? You go, yeah, my doctor fucked me in the ass. And he said that as long as he fucks me in the ass, that I can't get HPV. Isn't that wild?

You go, okay. Well, yeah. But this is one of those stories where you would legitimately, you're always surprised with how stupid people are. Because you go, no, that's not the case, right? And then they go, no, this is correct, according to Italian newspaper. And multiple girls fell for it.

Or the girls knew, and were like trying to smash. And then their husband found out and they go, he told me that this is how I don't get sick. It's almost like you don't believe it. But one of his patients claimed the doctor told her not to trust the results of an HPV test, which came up negative. So one of the girls got a negative HPV test

because you can't trust those things. He goes, but you ordered the test. He goes, still, there's only one way to really. He goes, it's a formality. They make me order these things. Total scam. Yeah, it's a formality. They make me order these things. Total scam. Yeah, it's a total scam. The only way to really do it.

And he offered up some, he goes, he called his dick decontaminant. I call my dick contaminant, actually. He advised her that she could eliminate the infection by having sex with a vaccinated person, such as himself, the woman claimed. So he says he passes off his vaccination there's like a degree where you're like if this person's not like it's real though and you know it's even you know it's like i know he's like a doctor and you like trust doctors but you're like wow well i mean this is that's what i'm saying with the covid thing it is

a you know this all like trust the science it's like you could basically felt you could say anything and some people if fauci told people right now you know this a certain type of person like listen there's only one way to do this you just shove a beer can up your ass it's like and then you need to fucking sucking off the fouch can actually you know i actually have the vaccine but i put it in my dick and then i lost the recipe yeah the only way that we can get it is if you get it out yeah then there's only one way to get it out and then then he goes, you have to get out in the form of comedy. He goes, but that's too much. We probably shouldn't do that.

And he goes, but I want the vaccine. He goes, you know what? That would be unprofessional of me. Yeah, I mean, I realize that all of humanity is at stake, but I just can't. I took an oath. I took an oath as a doctor. But on the other hand, we want you to be vaccinated.

Oh, we're at a conundrum right here. know i could see italian doctors not taking any of those oaths i didn't take no oath so uh well that's the thing she probably said she goes where's the vaccine for the hpv and he goes hey it's in the fucking cock hey oh there is an actual vaccine yeah but he said also like everybody has it he said that's the he said you could take it but it takes forever and you might still get it or option two so this is the alternative end of the spectrum one is like you know kind of a progressive doctor out there you know looking at vaginas trying to be like hey what's the best way for me to look at your vagina like i'm gonna be looking at lots of vaginas all day but like i want you to be comfortable while i get my fucking fill and

this guy's out here being like yo i have to have sex with you so you don't get diseases i feel like this is the female equivalent of like when when guys get like the nigerian prince scam yeah yeah yeah i thought he could cure hpv it really does you go i can't believe people are that like there's women who are listening to this who are just like feel like stupid not even stupid but they're like these women are just making them look bad they do make them look they're just like this is any common sense person because this is fucking idiotic well i reported the judge the best is how they found him because they said you know he took advantage of the conditions there's like uh no shit and the arrest order was um basically what they did was they did like a a chris hansen

sting on him oh my god so basically like a police woman went to his office and he was doing his whole thing and then the doctor tells girls he meets them in a hotel so at some at no point is the girl in the hotel you're not even getting fucked in the office. Yeah. So they go to the hotel. He doesn't even do it in the office. And these girls went to the hotel to meet up with his doctor. And then they did the sting operation. So there's different ways to be a gynecologist. But this should confirm girl suspicions where you go, you know, like whether there's been

a lot of gynecologists that get busted with like hidden cameras and all that stuff. If you're a chick and you're seeing a dude, if I was dating a girl and she's like, I only go to male gynecologists that get busted with like hidden cameras and all that stuff. If you're a chick and you've seen a dude, if I was dating a girl and she's like, I only go to male gynecologists, I would be suspicious. I go, do you have a rule about that? It just seems strange. Unless she's just cool and she's like, yeah, they're better.

Well, I don't care if they're better. That's the thing. She goes, well, do I want to get, you know, have some creep looking at my vagina or do I want to have the girl that's flubbing the tools? He goes, she comes, she goes, she puts her like poker and she goes in there with like the mirror thing. She puts it in there and then she comes up.

She goes, we have a problem. And they go, what happened? Hey, do you know where I left that thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, yeah. I don't even, I imagine the people who got like, probably do feel like victims. But it's just so.

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Bad news besides Omnomicron! Well, the bad news is that The Hill and some other places are onto your old tricks, and it says Bitcoin surge is a boon for white nationalists. So, well, what happened was the fucking people at the Hill found out that Danny interviewed Lauren Boebert. I was co-interviewed Lauren Boebert. Danny went on a hot water Berg show.

Last summer. Last summer he went on hot water and and they had lauren bober done yeah it was like when she was still running or whatever and then gino was like yeah we're doing i'm like what are we doing today he's like yeah we got an interview and i go okay who are we interviewing he's like yeah we're interviewing like this chick who she works at like a restaurant or whatever she owns a restaurant somewhere in like denver but she like carries a gun in her restaurant and she's like really into guns and she's like and i go oh that sounds pretty wild and then she comes on and i remember like she was trying to like use the video and i kept swearing and she could be like you stop swearing like like because

well i can't use the video and she's like pretty like conservative like she wanted to use her in christian lady and then she fucking won and then now she's like the insane and then it got written up on like some fucking random thing being like lauren bobert goes on racist podcast and it was danny's picture on the front of it well that's the thing they found out racist podcaster bitcoiner crypto that's the whole point of crypto is you can fucking be racist no it really, it really is like, you know, and you're going to see a lot. Folks, you're going to see a lot more of this in the coming years. But is anything that they can't. That's why Bitcoin, they're chomping at the bit coin.

They get their paws on controlling Bitcoin. And you're just like, it's so funny because there's like Bitcoin is racist. Bitcoin is sexist. Because, you know, it's like that's the whole point is no one can control it. So it's like if you want to do is no one can control it so it's like if you want to do something about it go buy a lot of it yeah and then you control like most of these decentralized places how it works is how many votes you get is determined by how much you own of that specific thing absolutely so it's like they're just like it's like they refused to accept

there's no gatekeepers in cryptocurrency. It's so crazy. Nobody shows up and they go, hey, I'd like to buy some. And you go, you can't buy Bitcoin. You're a woman. Yeah. So they do this with all the things where they go, you know, not enough firemen or women or whatever. Or not enough people on Comedy Central or trans.

Whatever the thing you want to do. That's true, actually. Right. Well, it's less than 100%, which is. Yeah, that's a problem for me that's a problem but the problem you know the actual thing here you go well what do you want them to do so it's it just seems so weird even if you're into this stuff where it's the articles aren't even like we should do something about it it's like the only thing they could be proposing is the government needs to get into crypto like it's money essentially so it's like the government being it's into crypto like it's money essentially so it's like

the government being it's like they say hey uh money has a racism problem you go what's the problem oh too many racists own money yeah well it was like gold like you're like hey we can't control who has gold there might be some racists with some gold yeah there are yeah yeah there's probably some races with some gold racist Racist-owned houses, too. But this is the thing. Also, they're like, Bitcoin made some races rich. Like, guess what else did? The S&P 500.

That's so stupid. It's so... But the only thing is because... But it's a lot of this popping up. But this is... I hate to get trapped in some sort of click-baity thing, but the actual in the fucking article it literally says it goes nothing is inherently criminal or extreme about it and most of its users have no connections to the extreme far right no that's them being like if just in case

you if you're thinking do i own bitcoin do i have a problem that's them reassuring their viewers like no but you're still you're still okay you have the non-racist you're allowed to own it don't worry we're gonna allow you to own it we give you sort non-racist Bitcoins. You're allowed to own it. Don't worry. We're going to allow you to own it. We give you sort of the go-ahead. Because as some people are reading this, they go, you know, honey, this Bitcoin stuff that you've owned, it turns out it's racist. You know racists have been owning Bitcoins? This is a thing they always do with even, you know, podcasts or whatever. They go, look, some fan, you know, look who likes you.

It's racist. Yeah, right now the racists are listening to the Rolling Stones somewhere too. Of course. And you go, look, some fan, you know, look who likes you. It's racist. Yeah, right now the racists are listening to the Rolling Stones somewhere too. Of course. And you go, well, we're not trying to vilify the Rolling Stones. Yeah. We like the Rolling Stones. Yeah, yeah. Walmart has a racism problem.

Guess what? If you go to fucking the dirty, you know, the fucking most like white trash, white areas, you go, one of those Walmart customers right now is probably racist. Disgusting. Disgusting. The idea that Walmart needs to own up to that. Gross. Fucking Walmart.

They got the increase in Bitcoin's value over the last few years has made several prominent white nationalists rich, according to the Southern Poverty Law Center. So like the Southern P southern poverty law center has went from like you know trying to you know stop like you know hate bombings yeah to like hey you know that there's a white nationalist that has money hey we got a someone's fucking bitcoin address and look at this they have a bunch of bitcoins in there what he wants to do about it the government should take their money away for fucking what for we think they're racist you go racist shouldn't be on no money it's like well what do they do you go well

how do they eat you go well i guess they should be able to what are you talking about let's get them an island so the bitcoin stuff's been interesting because they really don't like things that they fucking aren't able first off another stupid thing too because they keep saying the like another thing and they go currency provides a valuable payment method for white supremacist figures or whatever because they can't use credit cards and all that stuff. Yeah, you're the reason they own Bitcoin, then. But again, you still need to get your Bitcoin into U.S. dollars. Not always. You're not paying your rent in Bitcoin.

I mean, in some instances, you could have a cool landlord who's like, yeah, I guess I'll take Bitcoin because fucking you're unbankable. lord who's like yeah i guess i'll take bitcoin because fucking you're unbankable but most normal people like if you want to do any sort of like interaction in fucking society you still need to turn those into dollars that's true yeah first of all they said it was uh 600 so they go 600 far-right extremists own cryptocurrency holdings according to the research there's 600 several prominent white supremacists like andrew onheimer andrew eglin and uh stephon molyneux were the early adopters of bitcoin providing them with significant windfall so but it's like and then they said what you said where they go the paypal thing and you are right that they still have to turn into money but also they were like uh so they're not allowed to use

paypal or any payment processors and they have bitcoin now and you're just like well i wonder yeah you just said you like banned them from all the other things like well yeah and then also like don't discount the degree of luck in which these guys were like fucking super online people forever right so like when bitcoins were ten dollars people were like here i'm gonna tip you like a fucking bitcoin thanks for your journalism or whatever the fuck and then they were like yeah whatever i just i have a big point and then all of a sudden they're like oh i have millions of dollars because it's gone up fucking five thousand percent whereas like you know probably when they had them at the time it was like whatever it was i guess the only point of this article like you

know whenever you're talking about something it's kind of a little bit and i always think of that whenever whether it's a joke or sketch i'm always like what point am i making you know i mean because it's not just like you know this is something that happened with this as a journalist is like what what's the like thesis of this other than something exists like you're just acknowledging yeah like it's i mean again you've said it but it's the equivalent of being hey you know there's uh there's some far-right nationalists who own cars yeah they own property or something you go okay that's a stefan's some far right nationalists who own cars. Yeah. And they own property or something. And you go, okay, that's a Stefan Molyneux is sort of what happens a lot.

He's the one, I guess the real, he's the guy that got into the, the race IQ. So how many, how many people in prominent positions like ruined their life from like delving into being, I'm going to be the race IQ guy. And then it becomes this loop where people goes,

you can't talk about that. And then they go, I'm like a truth teller. So you only talk about that. Basically, this is what I was thinking. Cause you, you're not supposed to talk about race IQ,

JQ, Q and O, basically any topic with Q in it. I smell a bit. Do you think I should take that to the stage? That's coming to the stage. Coming to the stage. I promise you that will not be on my next special.

What's the deal? No, no, that's like a Seinfeld. They go, everything goes to Q&M. QAnon, JQ, Race IQ.

Race IQ. That's how you get into trouble. Is there any question that sort of involves Q in it? I mean, it is a very astute observation. Well, they're,

you know, it always goes back to the sort of decentralized things where they don't like things they can't control. And by the way, me and Danny were in where were we this week? Phoenix. Pretty fun. Lots of people came to the show. It was pretty fun.

But one quick thing. I went fucking hiking and I'm not a guy that likes to do stuff. You went hiking begrudgingly. I sort of went begrudgingly hiking, but it was sort of also fun too. And then I basically, within an hour, I walked through an

area that I got all these cactuses balls stuck to me. And so basically, they have tons of spikes, and then on top of that, they stick to you. So these cactuses mean business, right? They've been evolving for millions. They are very much cactuses. They've been doing their work to fucking get back. It'd be a pain

in the knee, right? So I got like 10 cactus balls all over myself. And each one has about 10 spikes in me. So I'm bleeding. And then you can't take them off because basically you can't touch them. So what I did was I got two sticks. And I'm trying to get these balls off one by one. And then you try to push the stick up. And then it would move over and just go to a different part of your leg and more.

So I'm like, my whole legs are covered in blood i'm i have these two sticks and then i take my shirt off and i'm trying to use my shirt in one hand to stick in the other hand to get the cactus off and then eventually i just go okay i need to take a break so i'm just walking around with full of you know bleeding with cactus balls and i'm just like glad we went hiking your girl's like taking selfies being like, hike life. And Ryan's in the back bleeding everywhere. He's like, oh my God, I love nature. Ryan's just like, shut the fuck up. I got fucking cactus.

Ryan's like in the background. He's like, I think I'm going into shock. I'm covered in cactus balls. Like, who likes this shit? Hiking. I mean, again. It's as easy as just don't walk into a cactus.

Oh, yeah. They're tricky. You don't... I guess the sort of... The cactuses are also sort of camouflaged too, right? There they are. These things know what they're doing.

They're not fucking around these cactuses. No. Because it's not the balls. I was looking out for cactuses. I go, you know, the big green things. You don't go into them. They don't't also tell you but there's little ones sort

of kicking around they're everywhere and they sort of jump onto you so but the bottom line was i was going to say with the the things that the industry controls or whatever every time i'm you know in these hotel rooms or with places with cable i never watch cable and i always do like a little deep dive because it's a fun thing to sort of see what they're up to and i know because i never watch it it is nuts so first of all one of the interesting things is they have the same sponsors on like comedy central as the podcast circuit right so it's so i know their numbers so they're not even making more money like pulling in more cash at these places right so they're all just like these legacy things that they own that you hope to break even and you know what

else they have they have sponsors that most podcasters would say no to they have sponsors like for example sex lines so it's like they cut from you know south park or trevor noah or charlemagne show yeah and they cut to like hey you a sexy single we're just alone at nine call we'll talk about sucking your dick off and then they come back and then they come back to Trevor Noah, who does straight up like an interview with a girl. And she's kind of like an actress and it's on this thing. And she goes, you know, it's so good to just be a black actress on this,

you know, uh, you know, on this show because it's only white men. And Trevor's like, yeah, it is only white men. And she's like,

it is so hard. You're only, it's like, they go on for about eight minutes about how like they've, you know, overcame the adversity of all the white men or whatever. Right. And then they cut, like they cut from this like serious the adversity of all the white men or whatever right and then they cut like they cut from this like serious like racial

conversation about white men being everywhere or whatever then they cut to like yo you want to get sucked off because i got five minutes me and my friends love when you give us for 9.99 a minute and you're like i don't think i didn't even know they had 900 numbers anymore i don't think that if i got a sponsor option like if someone said, do you want to sign with this sponsor? And I read the copy and it was like, hey, do you want to call these seven sexy singles that can talk to you about how they'll blow you and blah, blah, blah? I don't think I'd want to do that sponsor.

It's too weird. Yeah, that's very... It's funny you actually say that because the other night, maybe Monday night, I was... I can't remember what I was watching, but I was like, you know what? I want to see what's going on on Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show. I hadn't watched it. What's Fallon saying?

So I tuned in and he's interviewing Dakota Johnson, I believe is her name. She's like the actress. I think she was in the gray, the touch of, what's that fucking, the BDSM movies? All right. Whatever. It was insane. the gray, the touch of, what's that fucking, those BDSM movies or whatever. It was insane. So first off, she's on a TV. So I don't think he has guests in person anymore because of COVID or maybe he does. I don't know.

But so it's just like, so it's him and a TV beside him and he's just talking to her. And it's like just the most mundane shit she was talking. It was nothing. It was nothing. Like, I don most mundane shit she was talking nothing it was nothing i like i don't know if she was promoting anything she was just there like she was talking about something about how she was in doesn't really have even a fun story no fun stories it was something about how she was like in some architectural digest and there was like a bowl of limes in the photo

and then she's like who has a bowl of limes and and he goes it turns out everybody says you actually don't like limes yeah and she's like yeah i'm actually allergic to limes and he's like and this caused the whole stink because there were people writing articles about how you i mean bill burke could make that funny on a late night show of course but you know she'll probably don't have the chops to make her little lime anecdote hilarious no and she's just like super like what i'm like i'm too i'm above this like I'm being forced to do this and I'm just I guess we could talk about this lime business and but I'm watching this and I'm like who the fuck is watching this not ironically yeah her publicist is like we need a story for you to

talk about if you're gonna go to press and she goes I don't know yesterday oh no sorry it wasn't Jimmy Fallon it was Colbert yeah and then Colbert's people they go uh they go she wants to do the lime thing and then Colbert's got to be like so to do the lime thing and then Colbert's gotta be like so you mentioned you had a lime later earlier well that's how it used to be right but it's crazy who's the guy who's the guy's name comics unleashed

or whatever oh Byron Allen oh my god comics unleashed so tell me why do you hate goldfish let me tell you about goldfish so he has these comics on he sets them up for the bit but the setups are so incredible so he has no segues yeah yeah so he has someone on and someone has a uh like uh um he has a someone has a story about like they're getting computers smashed on the subway and he shows up and he goes uh so uh

it's computers are getting smashed on the subway lately huh they go yeah so i was and then they just do a bit from the chair which is you know what i don't even want to shit on byron allen because i actually someone told me his story which is like he's got this amazing story where he was like a comic and then i can't remember who told me this coming canada but he like couldn't get anything going and he would just go to like all these he produced this show himself and then went all these networks and it's like one of the most syndicated shows and he just like did it all himself and he built this like crazy like he apparently is worth

hundreds of millions of dollars like kind of tyler perry style yeah he just did this thing but yeah the show is insane because four comics and then you tell your story about getting your computer smashed it goes oh crazy so you hate oranges and then he just turns to them and you just gotta like put you on the spot and be like do your bit about orange right yeah yeah that's exactly what it is like yeah like it would be awesome you'd be like so what i heard you hate the wnba danny you go yeah let me tell you about the wnba and it's like and then you do your bit seated well that's the thing about these celebrities too. And another reason why these shows are like not fun to watch is because first and foremost for years, uh, no one knew anything about these celebrities.

So it's kind of like you see this person in all these movies and then you go, he's never done an interview and this, and it's like, this person talks to him for five minutes and people like my mom are like, Oh, that's very cool to see what his personality is. Now that they're online, you can watch them fucking fucking you know how many shits they took today yeah it's not that and they do you know they do these real you're so you know way too much about them so like now you go see them kind of do a fake conversation about limes and it's like yeah i mean you post everything you do online there's no mystery anymore that like this is cutting for me and who's watching like fucking colbert or fallon and then you find out for the first time ever

about some new movie and then be like, I'm going to go see that movie. Yeah, probably not that much. The ratings aren't even very high. No, the ratings are worse than fucking Gutfeld. Fucking demoed by Gutfeld. So the second part of this Bitcoin thing

is this woman who goes, because we had this question on the Patreon like a while ago, and me and Danny were sort of arguing about it. And this woman, she posted, she goes, you know, and a lot of people wrote about this, she's getting divorced, and she goes, has my husband got hidden Bitcoins? Yeah, he does. Yeah, buddy.

You're not getting them. And everyone sort of has that question it's like can i fucking put my well if you're getting if you're getting divorced can you just have like a bunch of gold hidden somewhere can you have a fucking bunch of money buried somewhere can you have bitcoin buried somewhere and the answer is probably yes but it's illegal yes it's illegal you can bury money but i was you know in tiktok tiktok has all these just like weird genres of tiktok and sometimes like okay so one of them i don't know how i got it shown to me was like it was a divorce lawyer or whatever and he was saying because he's like people are like yeah can i just transfer my money to my mom transfer all right he's like no fuck no

you can't like after your divorce yeah that's all he's like but that was not he cracked the system but a lot of people go yeah i'm just gonna put all my shit in my mom's name well no you have to do that way before but you can do that before but maybe before this trick in the book buy your mom a house before you get in the relationship but like it's like no once you're in it i don't know i don't really i don't think that's what he was saying you could as a couple buy stuff you're i guess it would well no if you as a couple buy your mom a house then you guys both own that house no she owns that house well then you gifted her a house

that's correct yes yeah no no but we're talking about the guy trying to hide money he's not telling her

we're buying my mom a house we're buying my mom a house no no no she would never try and get that money back exactly why people do it the rappers

they go bought my mom a house brought my brother a house get divorced with the chicks and then you go to your brother and you're like okay but like divorce they're never getting married you go low-key like you know it is kind of my house though mom like obviously it's your house now but like if i decide that i want to live there like you know what really yeah hit the bricks bitch if i decide to run this out but they say no but with the bitcoin is the easiest because and it's

what i said when we had the conversation last time you can just straight up be like yeah my account got hacked they're gone oh yeah yeah you can do that and then you put them on a fucking cold so it looks like it is hard to find them yeah and she's out there but it is interesting what the girls do is they hire these like secret investigators and stuff like that and so they and this is this person's giving girls advice like hey what you need to do is if you're going to break up with your husband you need to start is if you're going to break up with your husband, you need to start hiring these investigators and lawyers like beforehand, start poking around. Cause this girl goes that, that her basic story is that she goes, my husband told me

that he was talking to his friends about how much he made in crypto. And then I asked about him later and he was kind of like, well, I don't, what are you talking about? Crypto. Crypto what now? Not ringing a bell. And that is true for a guy to just be like, yeah,

I mean, you know, when I said I made a lot of money in crypto, it was a hundred bucks. Yeah, exactly. I just made a couple of bucks. They said the hardest part for attorneys is to first determine whether there was an investment.

So, and then once you have that suspicion, so you kind of need to have a suspicion. And then while some spouses in divorce know about the cryptocurrency, others may suspect hidden funds based on the spouse's lifestyle changes. Which is, if you are out here

trying to pull these moves, one thing you should know is that everyone seems to get busted. And this is not just hiding Bitcoin. This is thieves. This is everyone. Remember that basketball documentary we watched? Yeah.

So these fucking morons. I mean, literally good fellas. It's fucking everything. He goes, what did I tell you? He goes, return this shit. He's like, he gets the fucking new car, the Cadillac. He goes, you got a Cadillac? He goes, get the fuck out of here.

And the guy comes in with the fur coat. And he goes, get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. Dude, this is what the guys do. It's like they can't. You know, when we were talking earlier, girls are stupid. Guys are so fucking bad at getting away with crimes and 90 percent of on every cop show they they get caught because they confess which is convenient but in real life they always get

booked because they're out there fucking texting about it they're wearing the clothes they look people literally rob banks and then buy a corvette the next day it's nuts. The thing is, there are people who are getting away with it. And the reason they're getting away with it is because you have no idea. Because they're not doing any of the shit. I know. You know what? I'll say that's one thing that probably Jews are pretty good at, is keeping a low profile. Do you know what I mean?

I mean, some of them. I have some friends who are not low profile at all. They don't have money from illegal stuff. They're not criminals, maybe. They're not criminals, but they're not fucking... i have some friends who are very not local it's the yeah it's a bad move and it's how everyone gets caught they can't help themselves they're flossing at the club because i guess to some degree you go what's the point of having all this money and you go you moron wait three years or wait three years. Move to another country.

Then do it. Go off the grid. We all look the same. Blend in. Some people are just wired like that. Like JJ is like that. Our boy JJ. Moron.

JJ is like, here's $500,000. He'll blow it as fast as. Be gone before you can blink an eye. He'll be like, this is life-changing money. And then just gone. Yeah. So the forensic experts may scour electronics stored information for digital currency ticker symbols or search divides for our source devices for login credentials so there isn't a great science for this you essentially need to hire

someone and they kind of poke around so you kind of a little bit are a bit safe i'm telling you if you put bitcoin in cold storage and you remember your fucking seed phrase your private keys and then what but would you not just say that but at that point if you had in cold storage then someone they could prove that you bought it and you have it there though that's the thing but again you just be like yeah i bought bitcoin my account got hacked which is there's would you not need to prove that i mean i'd be like try and log into my account i don't know i don't know i can't get in i don't know the password i mean if you can get in you could prove that it's i guess but i can't get in so and then they'll be like

what's your password and be like i don't know that's pretty good by the way you're good at this you can see danny's gonna be set up dude this i'll tell you this podcast i'm telling you i don't know we're on record right now talking about this which is bad but we're that's the thing we're putting ourselves on the line so you don't have to doesn't matter i don't own any cryptocurrency and daniel polichek exhibit a you winking uh here well danny goes dude i would love it if this is used against me or something. I would literally go, wink. And then you go, well, exhibit B, here's me wiping my eyes always because I'm always crying because of inflation.

I mean, all those tears were not for nothing, apparently, with all this inflation that's going on. Exactly, right? And then they said they may check for confirmation emails from exchanges, transfer activity, a bank statement. So you don't want to delete all that stuff there may even be records of cryptocurrency income on past tax record records so that'll get you if you have you if you claim the income but if you never sell it then you never claim the income cryptocurrencies people are not claiming fuck all there's not a single exchange that shares with any info with the IRS yet.

So it's like, again, it could be an honor system. But again, you just put it in cold storage. And then it gets to the point where you go, okay, we'll prove that I didn't lose it. Yeah. It's double negative. Yeah.

The spouse may have listed cryptocurrency on past loan applications to boost their chances of approval so it's all these weird things and they said for example there's a list of cryptocurrencies that are the most anonymous like monero dash so you want to maybe get some more anonymous ones if you're trying to do some wacky shit like this but we sort of had a thing it seems like we sort of were in between and it seems like you probably it is illegal obviously but you can sort of get away with it. Yeah, the cryptocurrency for sure.

So it's the crypto that keeps giving, it seems like. If you try and pull out. If it's on Coinbase, you're probably in trouble. Yeah. If you try and put, or like you're Robin Hood, but if you try and like pull out cash and then play stupid and be like, you just empty your bank account and be like, I got robbed. That will not work. A hundred percent. Like if there's just, you try and play stupid, they're going to be like, no.

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defeats the witches so i love the idea that when we come in next episode we're both like older and bald these witches casted like a spell on us yeah i'm aging one year per week yeah yeah it's all weird stuff's happening because the witches fucking got wind of us but the witches this is the witches are fucking having a really good time over there but we burn them yet we burn them again yeah the good old days well then she goes uh because that was i've been talking about that on stage but the good old days where a girl goes, let me tell you about the, yeah, let me tell you about these crystals. You go,

you can tell the judge. But they go, so basically, there's two good witch things. The first one, she basically says, this girl's having some problems because she's sort of like a woke witch.

Yeah. Aren't they all? Are there based witches? Some of them are, but there's lots of different types of witches. Sometimes old school. Like what? Like are there witches who they're like,

I'm going to cast the spell and get rid of all the minorities in this community. This spell makes it only white. Yeah. There's, there must be some races, which is probably on Bitcoin too. Yeah.

She goes, I'd like to cast spells to bring me and my partner more wealth, money, and make life easier for us but also to hopefully you know the partner's like working at a fucking mine and he's like yeah you know what also would be good if you just got a job instead of constantly casting spells for us to get more money he's like you could take that time and maybe like start an etsy store or something instead of fucking just casting spells all day that don't work what do you do to

contribute in this household oh what are you kidding me oh my god he's like has like a really hard job in like a factory that's so funny she goes you know he goes how'd the spells go today nothing i don't know nothing back to the drawing board tomorrow. Holy shit. And then even better, she's not even got to the spells. She's like, she goes, how was your spells today for wealth? And she goes, you know, I was thinking about it. I don't even know if I morally should be casting these spells to make us money. And he goes, oh, good.

Yeah. Get another job. He goes, but I might still. He comes home. He goes, honey, did you spend $1,400 on a new cauldron? I got the alert from the bank. We can't afford not to. He goes, we don't have that kind of money.

We will. He goes, we will. She's like, you got to spend money to make money. Oh, fuck. That would be so hard. That would be the worst. She goes, I'd like to cast a spell but she's not sure

that she wants to use her spells properly so she's like a reluctant witch and the problem is she says every time I try to cast I start thinking about

the extractive abusive nature of money and wealth not only in my country USA but all over the globe how money's led to some of the society's

worst pathologies and capitalism and destroying the planet. How capitalism is a history of slavery and labor abuse, all tied to capitalism in brackets. And they have been particularly bad for women, black people, indigenous people, and other people of color. So buzzword salad from the witch.

Oh, big time. Told you it was a woke witch. Woke witch. And she goes, and by the way, I'm sure that every decision she makes is hindered by this. She was like, you know what? Let's cast like a nice weather spell.

And she goes, ah, it's going to benefit white people more. You know, weather has been used for oppression. And you know what? I'm going to cast a spell that, you know, football doesn't happen on Sundays anymore. Ah, black people like football. So I can't do that. It's every decision she makes. Why don't you just do like a world peace spell?

Well, she probably thinks like oh I'm gonna cast a spell that's gonna make me lose weight and she goes ah but you know what about other fat people that'll make them worse she can't do anything

she's very hindered by this yeah she's kind of like decision paralysis yeah and her husband's gotta go to work in the mines her husband's probably no her husband's

the other thing he's a sorcerer he's in the other thing he goes she goes yeah no money he goes neither did I, man.

I've been doing everything I can, buddy. So we're, hey, listen, we're both doing our part here. I did my sorcerer stuff. They sort of use, it also is like that oldest trick in the book where they sort of use, you know, oppression as like an excuse for an action. Whereas like, you know what I mean? Like I would love to start a business, but then I'm just another oppressor. So anyways, I just have to work this crappy job like the money from my dad right literally everything

that goes wrong you it's the patriarch excuse for not doing anything when i think of all these things i feel so guilty for wanting more money that i don't cast the spell can you imagine walking it on her she's got the she's got the like the rocks in her hand and she's i can't do it i can't i can't do it i'm too getting too old because we need this because i can't do it yeah you i can't you want to make me use my powers for bad does anyone else struggle with this if so what's your approach so she's out here um you know asking for advice it is that sort of thing where they said that like if you really do believe that old it's like the communism thing where go sort of like that labor theory value i guess is that all all like money comes from oppression of someone else or whatever but it's like it so doesn't make sense

because i don't even i've never been able to be explained properly where it's like okay what if i do a show i don't have any employees so i decide i'm to go stand in a forest and perform comedy, right? I'm so I'm not even using anything that's attached to anyone else. I perform comedy. Anyone who wants to show up can use $5. Who did I exploit? I don't get it.

I mean, my first thing was obviously someone must be nice to have a forest, Ryan. Yeah. But I guess you could say that anyone, there are some, it's not even, that's not even the point.

Isn't that kind of it? Like any money that's made, like is made at any people's expense? Well, no. It's like, imagine you say, I'm like, hey,

I'm gonna, I saved up all my money. I saved up, you know, I've worked at, or if you have employees, I've worked as a cashier. It's the moment you have employees

and you go, hey, like you saved up all this money and then you bought a fucking comedy club. And then, so now you own this comedy club, which can be like an asset. Yeah, but even on top of that,

they go, okay, so this person's doing this comedy club. They don't factor in that there's risk being taken. Obviously, for sure there's that, but then there's also, I mean, yeah, you're right. We're going into like 101 of like... It's like seize the means of production. You're like, well, where did the means of production come from? And also if you join my thing

and I give you more money than you were making it your own thing i mean the same reason why if i i mean again if i left this to go work at like a network they'd have to you know pay a lot more because you know for sure and you would and then i would you know whatever and that's and that's why we'll be fucking ordering at mcdonald's from kiosks for the rest of our lives and then the second thing the witches sort of had a problem with what don't the witches have a problem the witches are having problems what's working for the witches that's the thing old school witches probably go to these witches and be like dude we casted spells to make you know men come and marry us and give us all the things they're probably old school witches was like

making my husband like propose to me yeah you know You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me a kid. I want a bunch of kids. And he doesn't want to make him stop fucking all those escorts. New Witch says, I need some parenting advice from the coven. This one's got a good one. My four-year-old's getting exposed to princesses

and high femme through her two best friends at preschool. I'm a tombo who's struggled with what felt like the femme prison that the gender police would try to force on me. I don't want to gender police my child and I don't want to wall off femininity the way that masculinity or gender neutrality were walled off for me. So basically, you're his daughter's like playing with dolls and stuff like that. Yeah, eventually, like I like Barbies and she's like, oh my God.

She's a reverse Red Foreman from that 70s show. It's pretty funny where it actually did get there because that's the joke we would always sort of say where it's like someone comes home and their son's like not gay

and they're like, oh, he played football. Like we have a... Yeah. My son's a star of the quarterback. Like, I'm so sorry. Yeah, I know. That's why you have two sons, right?

I mean, literally, this is the type of person who would like disown their kid for not being gay. That's kind of what it is but she's the she's the non-gender police yeah remember that woman in toronto and the thing where she was making her kid pee sitting down yeah yeah yeah it's kind of that yeah she's like forcing and she's like he doesn't want to pee sitting down and it's like upsetting her she goes i was able to accept with a fair amount of grace that when my daughter began insisting on wearing only dresses a few months

ago but yesterday her daughter insisted that she wanted to wear dresses and this is a you know you had to have a house meeting sort of situation but yesterday we went to a princess themed birthday party which must have been hell for this person also sort of funny it's like when you're 50 and you're kind of have a kid again it's like you don't your problems are not on the table anymore like you're kind of like, ah, this femininity is giving me PTSD from when I was, you know what I mean? It's like,

okay, well this isn't about you anymore. This kid wants to have a party. Yeah. Also again, so much of these people is like just denying reality in the sense that like, yes, if you just take a,

you know, a group of girls who are six years old, there'll be like two of them who are just like you know whatever and most of them are going to be into princesses because it's just how it is yeah you can steer them away from that you'd be like we love fucking football no we're a rugby family yeah we're a rug we love here's a tractor to play with which you can and then some of them will but the majority of them like dude my niece like they were trying to avoid whatever you push them on it a lot of times it pushes them the other

way no but they were like look we're not going to push the girly stuff on her too much like we'll just let her decide she liked the girly stuff and her decision was like dressing like a unicorn and tutus and stuff and she loves purses and she's like six it's like i don't know he's just and she well this girl she said she was asking to get more princess stories in books and today she is sitting in the pink tiara she took home from the party and I'm really struggling. She just goes and kicks the kid in the head.

So she basically says, also, if you're like... Cast a spell. So that's the thing. If the witch, first of all, cast a spell that she's more like a man and she says, I don't, cast a spell that she's more like a man. And she says, I don't want to teach her

that women should have physiologically impossible bodies. I don't want to teach her the purpose of her life exists for men and romance. I don't want to teach her that trade her voice for love, little mermaid, or that you can fix your abuser, Beauty and the Beast.

She says, or other stuff. She says, Beauty and the Beast is a tale about how a woman can fix her abuser. So she sees it. Anyways, the witches are up to some wacky stuff. Yeah. I think, so she goes, she wants some, you know, the coven to sort of like help her get through this tough time.

What I was thinking is that maybe you put a daughter in a box. Danny has a joke about this. You let her only play with a gray ball. Put her in a chain and say that, listen, you're allowed to come up when you don't like princesses anymore. No, when you like nothing anymore. When you like nothing anymore.

It's just like this dystopian. It's like that Apple commercial from the 80s or whatever. It's just like everybody has a shaved head and we're all wearing just gray suits. You come up when you don't like anything anymore. It's just very brutal. But before we go, there was a piece of good news. So,

this is all the normal news. The crystals are working? The crystals are working. Pope Francis, and he came out and he said, Pope Francis says, sins of the flesh

aren't that serious. Accidentally for boys. Because, yeah, he is sort of the progressive pope, right? Although, I guess that applies to everybody, but more so,

that's for the guys. For the boys. He's saying that for ladies. Oh, yeah, it's the thing, your girl's like, oh, blah of the progressive pope, right? Although I guess that applies to everybody, but more so that's for the guys. It's for the boys. He's saying that for ladies. Oh, yeah, it's the thing. Your girl's like, oh, blah, blah, blah, and you go, this is what the pope said. Baby, baby, baby. And this pope, as soon as he did say,

I was a little suspicious, you go, what's the pope up to now, right? Why is he saying this? And it turns out that one of the pope's boys got fucking busted pope's literally changing the rules for one of his boys it's like dude you're like the friends with the president you get like fucking arrested for murder and he goes don't worry just made murder legal yeah the pope said it also is funny like a bad look for the pope because the you know

the obviously the history of the catholic church and him coming out and being like yeah i mean like you know it's not that big of a deal and you're like i mean you guys might be not the it's like bill cosby coming out and saying that it's like you guys have a bad history of the catholic church it's like pope also says some of those kids were asking for it it's funny to watch them kind of navigate in real time. I know. And also, like, in such a short window where not that long ago, things were like, yeah, these are the rules that were written by God thousands of years ago. Like, these are the rules.

What, are we going to change them? That's the thing. I don't know why they're always trying to appeal to sort of, like, Well, because their numbers are doing so badly. Yeah, but they're appealing to the wrong people. Like, you're not going to convince a bunch of fucking college kids that are trying to get people in trouble to join the church. No, it's not even to join.

Their ratings are... It's like a rating. Their ratings. It is. It's like they're just doing... Their membership numbers are so low, they go like... Who are they trying to convince to come? Dude, all the gay people they kicked out.

Those people aren't going back to the church. They might be if... See, you're the same... You got the same derangement syndrome as this guy where you think that oh maybe if we're more progressive more religious you're gonna lose more people i'm not necessarily yeah maybe and if you start going like hey it's like and then they go okay well i don't even what do i even need you for then you don't but i'm just saying this is them flailing being like all right what like this is their it is them flailing like what do we need to do to get these numbers i? They go, okay, well.

It's an old guy trying to navigate. He's doing the same thing Joe Biden's doing, where he's like, actually, women should have my job. I want to be the last male president.

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I am the last male pope. He goes, there are worse indiscretions for sex outside marriage. The leader of the Catholic Church

told reporters at the Papal Plain while en route from Greece to Italy on Monday. It does feel like he got paid off though, right? When you come out and you go, catholic church told reporters at the papal plane while on a route from greece to italy on monday it does feel like he got paid off though right when you come out and you go hey they got tons the pope comes out and he says listen i have something very important to say if you smash your secretary once or twice that is not that big of a deal he goes if you put your pope hat on this chick and then fuck her from behind wearing the pope hat. There's nothing wrong.

There's nothing wrong with that. It's very. Yeah. And I just want to say as the Pope, if it was in a different area code. Goes it only those rules only apply in the Vatican City. Once you get out in the greater Rome area, it's fucking free for all. Also, there's another thing. The priest came out recently and some people were calling people snowflakes and the Pope

said he didn't like the word snowflake because it offends people. The Pope didn't like being called the snowflake. Bit of a snowflake move, Pope. But you don't like that, you fucking snowflake. How funny is that? I remember in Italy, maybe four or five years ago they did that where they go like he's like they were they're like yeah we're gonna make being

we're just gonna say it's okay to be gay yeah Paul's been out there that was the gay one was weird because there's so few people to really 100%

but there's so few people to gain but then there's so many people who are like what that's the thing it is obviously the move the net net you go

I don't know maybe there's a let me back track and say there are maybe a lot of normal people that are religious that like don't know this is huh maybe there's a i'll let me back track and say there are maybe a lot of normal people that are religious that like don't have a problem with gay people and one of the things that making their life hard is everyone's like yo you're homophobic yeah exactly you're like no but then the church is like hey we're actually not homophobic and then they can

go to their work and see see yeah see i'm just a catholic and they go so it is possible that this was to make the lives easier of like normal catholic people that don't want everyone calling them homophobic all day and child diddlers or whatever yeah so he says the sins of the flesh are not that much serious as the 84 year old religious leader the 84 year old coming out of there being like yo fucking getting your dick wet's not that bad dude he says it's not he says the top transgressions include pride, hate, and hatred, according to Reuters. I love how way worse. You know what's way worse than cheating on your wife? Pride.

I wasn't proud of it. Yeah. I wasn't proud of it. Just pride in general. How funny is that? So the pulp comes out and he goes, if you cheat on your wife, it's bad, but what would really be bad is if you're proud of it. Or just pride in general. I don't even think it's is if you're proud of it. Or just pride in general.

I don't even think it's pride of that. I know. Yeah, just pride in general. It's like some guy comes up and he goes, honey, you know, I've listened to the Pope and we got to change some stuff. So for one, we're not proud of our children anymore. Two, I'm going to go cheat on you now. Yeah.

Actually, pride is really bad. Pride is what's really keeping us out of heaven. He says, France his rankings of the worst wrongdoings followed by he actually gave a list and he goes see here's my list and fucking cheating barely on it because it followed the resignation of a paris archbishop who quit over a relationship with the women earlier this month also by the way if this guy sort of uh was getting all this keep from like having sort of a relationship with a woman and and they were sort of encouraging like listen you gotta resign you'd think the guy would be like really pope of all the

people that you assigned different places for he goes i'm getting fucking shit can do you know what i know yeah exactly he goes however the 70 year old french cleric uh michael appapetit denied being intimate with the anonymous female so he says he didn't wasn't actually intimate he goes and his behavior that would break from his promise of celibacy so that the guy sort of said he just she just sucked me off he said i didn't do anything he goes no she just gave me a head you know sort of a reverse dude line about uh it's like a reverse high school i didn't fuck her no i didn't actually the best too is like pope was like look man if you were gay this would be totally fine but yeah just the times are crazy so we're gonna have to let you go he said it was a failing against the

sixth commandment but not a total one of the small caresses massage giving to his secretary so he said he was just giving her a bit of a massage you can't give a massage that's enough for you to get says that's what the accusation is so the trend the church is sort of pretending they're gonna bring in the hammer down on him but it is funny being like see look we're bringing a hammer down on people that have sexual offenses and then that is funny too where this guy is like guy resigned for giving his late what uh giving a woman massage how many priests are like you know in the hawaii being like, you know what? Let's cancel the like youth group today.

Yeah. Actually, let's double the youth group. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. Sheepshots. Nothing like a Catholic church. You're in the scope today, Catholic church. No one's safe. That was the best when it got so out of hand with them that calling them

pedophiles became like hacky. It was a hack. Like the hackiest thing where you got like, Oh, and they're like people, Catholics are going, Oh yeah. And everyone's like,

yeah, but it is true though. Yeah, exactly. That's the thing. It's so egregious. It was so bad, but it was like getting just harped on by so many people.

Yeah. The Catholics were apparently like a million religions and like in groups in general have that problem but it's like of course yeah in law of large numbers and you're not allowed to have sex but i think the issue is that all the covering up yeah yeah for sure oh yeah if you don't think there's fucking other religions who are getting into the uh kid diddling yeah but moving on i gotta say this is the boys cast thank you to everyone who subscribed Boyscast, Patreon, patreon.com Slash the boyscast New bonus episode every week

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