The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Trump Decides a Whole Civilization Won't Die Anymore & Another Female Founder Goes to Jail

Starting point is 00:00:00 Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys. Boys. I am back. I've been on tour. I'm in a good state of mind. I've been tired lately. Right now, I have a little bit of a voice thing. But other than that, I'm actually in one of my best state of minds. I had one of the best power plant days of all time. Power plant? What do you call it? I don't even know what you're referring to. You don't know Power Plant Day? No. Oh, that power plant day. You didn't power plant day? Power Plant and Bridge Day.

Starting point is 00:00:22 Power Plant and Bridge Day. I thought you were some euphemism for something. You didn't celebrate? No, I didn't celebrate. I was, I was, I, I was, I, I, I, I, you know, I actually was disappointed that power plant and bridge day came and went without any power plants of bridges. Do you know what I did for power plant day? I left the lights on. No matter what. Can you turn those lights up? This is my fucking day. This is for those who won't have lights.

Starting point is 00:00:43 Yeah. I'm keeping my lights on for those who will have no electricity. So as of right now, we'll talk about Iran for a bit. And as of right now, it was seize fire sort of, right? I don't think so. But to me, watching this, you have sort of had a prediction that came true, which wasn't the hottest prediction anyone could have said that. But the idea of like, so basically he's like, you know, just quick pause on the war because basically we got everything we want. No, no, he literally is just like, yeah, we won.

Starting point is 00:01:16 Packing it up, boys. Big win. You're like, are we better off? Is it Ryan Worse off? Very unclear. The winners and the losers right now. It's equivalent of If you were having sex with a girl

Starting point is 00:01:28 And you're just like The best sex you've ever had You've never had sex like that And then eventually she's like I get like you go You start getting in people's heads Where they go Was I just fucked better than I've ever been fucked?

Starting point is 00:01:39 Like legitimately You almost want that though You've never been safe Like you are with me Like do you know how much You almost got killed nine times I just sorted everything out Your life is amazing

Starting point is 00:01:47 And the girl's like Is it? Did I? Yeah am I? Am I crushing it right now? Yeah dude all the people Who are just like Trump's tacoing

Starting point is 00:01:53 I'm like shut the fuck up Like, what do you want to do? Nuk Iran? Shut up. Let him have this. It's almost like Michael Scott is running the country. He's just like, I won. And you have to be like, good.

Starting point is 00:02:04 Nailed it. Nailed it, Michael. Yeah. Fearless leader. Oh, it's your friend saying he's going out to the bar and he was just like, I'm going to take down a nine today. I'm a pussy crusher. And then you're like, okay, whatever.

Starting point is 00:02:14 And then the neck, then you see him in the morning. He's like, in all your faces, I took home the girl with the mobility scooter. That's not what you said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. I said, I said, I will take home. woman. And then I did. I did exactly

Starting point is 00:02:27 what I said. And you always all doubted me. I won. Yeah, you guys all ate your words. You go, I don't think we were doubting that you could smash the someone mobility. Sure. We were saying that group, yeah, and you go, champion. Champion, yeah. And you go, good work. Yeah. You did it again. Although here's the one thing that I didn't see it. Like, this is the one thing I

Starting point is 00:02:48 did think what happened was he would do that, but it seems like Iran and obviously Israel. Because he was like, we have a ceasefire. Don't say the eye word on this podcast. I've had enough of them. Yeah, the eyes. The mud people. We're not a lot of talking about the mud people.

Starting point is 00:03:01 I've had enough of them. Yeah, I've had enough about the mud people too, personally. I didn't see it because, you know, Trump came out yesterday and he goes, yeah, we've agreed on the 10-point plan, and then that was, you know, with the foreign minister and then the Islamic, like,

Starting point is 00:03:15 IRC, who's like the actual rulers are like, yeah, no, we just defeated the great Satan. I don't know what you guys are talking about. Like, we have this plan, and it's all like just... We are... Everything's going according to our plan.

Starting point is 00:03:27 Yeah, yeah. We fucking owned you guys and then like CNN put out the IRGC plan and then Trump's like trying to sue CNN like just like bonk but then you know, it's a circus.

Starting point is 00:03:37 Dude, it's a completely circus. Like literally they're like we have a ceasefire. I go on Twitter and they're like, uh, rockets being launched into Israel, Bahrain, UAE and you're like,

Starting point is 00:03:46 is this how you do a ceasefire? No, they basically... Maybe a cultural thing. They were saying we, they're saying we have a ceasefire on this one specific thing. And this was more, in my opinion, kind of like, you know

Starting point is 00:03:56 when the roadrunner and the coyote or the sheep dog and the, what was it, the sheep dog and the because there's the roadrunner of the coyote and then there's the sheep dog and the wolf. Okay, yeah. I believe, right? And then they're fighting each other and he's trying to kill him and then they take a pause for lunch.

Starting point is 00:04:11 Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. They go, all right, back to work and then he'd try to kill each other again. Yeah, I don't, I'm not sure what's going on. But the thing is, is what I didn't foresee, which is the potential where Trump's like, we won, and they're just like, no, you didn't come back we're not like they're really like you know like the kind of uh like honor culture like redneck dude who's like get get back it's uh I didn't hear no bell it's like the Monty Python

Starting point is 00:04:38 and it's just like it's mere flesh wound get back here yeah the night yeah it's like literally like no we're done you're like get over here we're not done I'm just getting started I'm just going to start spinning out teeth I'm just getting started Yeah I didn't feel Yeah just quick Kind of

Starting point is 00:04:58 And it also feels The way that you just described it Is you know wrestling And the amount of wrestling Every single day It was just like People are sitting down For Eastern and it was just like

Starting point is 00:05:09 Oh Brother you're gonna see the wrath of hell Like you've never seen It's funny you say that Because I honestly When the two Trump truths I very much read Like a wrestling

Starting point is 00:05:21 sling hit. That's how hell yeah. I mean, I'll go through them. I can see, I'll tell you he's losing people definitely, I mean, the complete split in his coalition, but like I talked to. How could there be a split? He literally won. Yeah, you can't. How do you have split? I've just

Starting point is 00:05:37 fucking crushed it. Yeah, yeah, literally like our Dodgers fans split because they won the world's The only thing that split is everyone else in my enemy's pants as they bend over to get spanked by me. Yeah. Why would you be split? We literally won. Well, he is, and I talked to, interesting thing that, a guy that came to my show, who's, like, pretty topped into, uh, kind of like all those, like young kid political organizations. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:06:02 And he says all of the guys under 30 that, like, work in the Donald Trump administration, like, people that were kind of like aligned with Doge and all that sort of stuff. He said those guys all, they all are just like, this sucks and we hate it. Yeah, yeah, this is not what we thought it was going to be. They're all good. The worst got it. They're all, they're all with, like, more Tucker Carlson, Dave Smith. Yeah, well, I mean, again, he's doing the opposite of what he said. He literally, he bait and switched them.

Starting point is 00:06:27 He was just like, he brought them in being like, yeah, we're going to drain the swamp, no new wars, and you're like, swamp is as swampy as ever. Well, your best friend Michael Tracy, his argument on that is he's been saying this forever, this is what he said. This is what he was going to go to war. Well, he has been saying he has had a hard on for Iran forever, but he then also said no new wars. Buddy, I wake up. I'm just like, you know, and people are obviously more hyperbolic, like,

Starting point is 00:06:51 I'm not sitting in New York actually worried about anything in that regard. But I'm reading, you know, North Korea's going to bomb New York and this is a credible threat. And fucking try us. Call them a slur. I was going to, but then I'm like, is the slur for South Koreans the same as North Koreans? A pet peeve of mine is calling people the wrong slurs. Yeah, but I'm just saying mention the eyes. in your slur will you go at him

Starting point is 00:07:22 fucking slants I don't think it's the right one you don't think it worked I don't think that's for them I think the North Koreans I was gonna because what's Koreans are what a gooks

Starting point is 00:07:31 I think that was I wouldn't know I think that was the one but then I'm like I don't know if that applies to North Korean I'm not in the same message boards as you and I would be embarrassed

Starting point is 00:07:42 to call someone the wrong racial slur right it's like embarrassing yeah so I just won't do that yeah you're not worried being racist, you're worried about it being incorrect. You're a factual guy.

Starting point is 00:07:53 Yeah, yeah, I just want to be proper about it. You're so mad that someone got called the N-word. Because he's not actually... That was like when I was a kid. Every Indian kid was called Pat. I know. That was the craziest one. Totally different.

Starting point is 00:08:06 Not only totally different, but that was the worst... And the moral enemy. You're getting called the slur of your enemy. Yeah. It is insult to injury. Yeah. Indians really got a bad in that way. Yeah, India's got a bad in the 90s.

Starting point is 00:08:18 I mean, I was probably wouldn't have... I was probably a part of it. And then I don't think I was sure. I mean, I was, I don't know if I was really, like, railing that off, but I was part of it in the sense that I didn't know the difference. Yeah, I didn't know the difference. And I just knew there was this one, if you were a certain type of brown in the 90s, you were just a packy.

Starting point is 00:08:36 That was the term. That's how you see it. Yeah. You and your boys. That's how everybody saw it. Yeah. That's how everybody saw it. So.

Starting point is 00:08:43 And then everyone is all K words to me. Yes. Fair enough. You know. You don't mind being wrong. Jewish or not. But, okay, so these statuses

Starting point is 00:08:58 were a wrestling promo like I've never seen before. Yeah. Threatening civilization extinction. Oh, brother, Tuesday's gonna be power plant and bridge day all wrapped up in one. I ran.

Starting point is 00:09:11 There'll be nothing like it. Open the fucking stray, you crazy bastard. Oh, you'll be living in hell. You just watch. Oh, praise me Allah. Donald J. Trump, you do not want to mess with orange dust. Orange dust. That is actually orange dust.

Starting point is 00:09:34 Orange dust is amazing. That's actually what it is. That's such. Orange dust. And he sprinkles Cheetos on everyone. If he came out in this, that would be actually, that would be the move if he was like, hey, I'm going to do another one of my press conferences where I just talk about how much I'm crushing it. And he comes out in the spandex.

Starting point is 00:09:59 Oh, yeah. Oh, I mean. The guy's barely lost his marbles. Blows the orange dust into the air. So he, that's how he starts the press conference with blowing the orange dust in the air? Oh, yeah. How's the first one? How's the first one?

Starting point is 00:10:14 A whole civilization's going to die tonight, brother. Never to be brought back again. Oh, I don't want that to happen. Oh, no, Donnie doesn't want that to happen. You are forcing the hand of a man, but it will. However, now that I have complete and total regime change where different smarter less, this one's, it's not working as well, smarter less radical minds prevail, maybe something revolutionary and wonderful can happen.

Starting point is 00:10:39 I'm talking revolutionary. I'm talking wonderful. Who knows? Maybe we'll find out tonight at 7 p.m. At WrestleMania, brother. And one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the world, 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death will finally end. God bless the great people.

Starting point is 00:10:57 of our in orange dust out This one yesterday You have that one? This is the one yesterday Can you do it in the wrestling voice? Do you have the guts? Oh brother

Starting point is 00:11:08 He needs to go back Brother. Whole civilization will die tonight Never to be... Oh okay you got that one That's the one I'm reading But after the civilization will die tonight It started to get a little less wrestling in

Starting point is 00:11:18 Gotcha Quick reminder to get tickets to the tour Because I'm coming to Portland, Minneapolis Chicago, Detroit, Lansing and Winnipeg Coming up Ryan Longcomedy.com Comcy out there. And tonight, tomorrow, I'll be in Chicago, Detroit, on Sunday. Then I have coming up, Charlotte, Washington, D.C., Ocala, Florida, San Diego, Chandler, Arizona, East Providence, Rhode Island, Brooklyn, Portland, Maine, Tacoma, and Spokane.

Starting point is 00:11:42 Tickets at Danny Comedy.com. But do you see, I just wanted to bring up, because you see, um, on CNBC, the clip from CNBC. The finance clip? The finance clip. Fuck, yeah. I was actually going to bring it up. Oh, that's so. I'm glad.

Starting point is 00:11:54 No, I would have forgot. Yeah. I'm glad you said that. Literally, they're like, so President Trump decided to, threatened to destroy a civilization. How does an investor process that? Is there a bigger upside risk or downside risk? Should we play the club? I have that. Yeah, I have it right here. Okay. Pop it in there. Okay. This clip was fucking nuts. This deadline that President Trump has sat 8 p.m. has threatened to destroy a civilization. How does an investor process that? Is it a bigger upside risk or down?

Starting point is 00:12:26 side wrestle. Can we get our early life on that one? It's Sarah Eisen. Whom, boom. Is it? Yeah. That's crazy. I mean, here's the thing is like, that is CNBC.

Starting point is 00:12:41 Like probably there's a better way to wear that, but like, they're like the investment thing. People are just like, yeah, how do I sell my stocks? Do I buy stocks? What do I do right now? People are tuning in. They're like, we're getting rid of a whole civilization. What does that do to GDP?

Starting point is 00:12:53 How, like Amazon, is Amazon affected by civilizational collapse overseas? Well, it's like, it's not in all of civilization. It's just a single civilization. And I don't think they have Amazon there. So, you know, obviously, oil prices will probably be affected. Well, here's the thing you have to think about. Oil prices will be affected by a civilization getting right there. So you get rid of the whole civilization, right?

Starting point is 00:13:18 You get rid of the entire civilization, 93 million people roughly. And so obviously there'll be some oil production. decreases. However, there will be consumption decreases as well. So is the consumption decrease a greater decrease than the production decrease, right? So you go, oh, this might actually be better because they're using more oil than they produce. Yeah. So this is actually a net benefit for the world to just get rid of this one particular civilization. Finanational speaking. Of course. Financially speaking. Finanational speaking. Financial speaking. What does this mean for mortgage prices? Oh, I'm long caskets right now.

Starting point is 00:13:58 We got a little mom and pop casket maker trading on the Russell 2000, small company, and I think they can just do pretty well from this. Long crematoriums. I just bought the new casket ETF. Just the top five casket manufacturers. It's a basket of five of the top casket manufacturers in the Middle East.

Starting point is 00:14:21 It's a basket of five of the top basket manufacturing. Casket basket. You know. I'm holding. It's going to be volatile in the near term, but I think I'm going to... Pass me the red button. You want to hold on a little of a son? Shout out to Gilly for the red button.

Starting point is 00:14:39 Gilly. We're going to be buy-by-bye-bye on caskets and we are. That's going to be a buy-on casket, folks. But I'm going to tell you right now, we want to... Yeah. Just do it. Just doing the Jim Graer. You want to buy casket manufacturers.

Starting point is 00:14:59 Civilization over. Yeah. I don't know what you would sell. Sell the hospitals. Not going to need those. Yes, yeah, yeah. Sell the hospitals. Sell all the, you probably want to buy.

Starting point is 00:15:13 Sell, sell, sell, sell hospitals. This is going to be sell, sell, sell, sell on House of Pay. Yeah. House of pain. Oh, there's going to be some pain. It is also funny. Oh, it's going to be a bloodbath in the markets. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:15:45 How do I play this for my retirement? Oh, God. 93 million people getting wiped off the map with a nuke. Yeah, but you have not, you've been avoiding the big question, which is how this affects my SEP IRA. Yeah. House of pain. House of pain.

Starting point is 00:16:05 So, yeah, that was peak wrestling promo. There's 40 articles that'll say, it says, there's a lot of articles. I mean, over the years they've been, but Tucker Carlson, not being happy with Trump is obviously big, but they keep doing stuff where they'll take, like, Schultz or Rogan or something, they keep saying mega podcaster.

Starting point is 00:16:26 Yeah. Which I always thought, it kind of, the reason why that, like, it was rubbing me the wrong way, you go, he, like, someone like Schultz is far less political than someone like Trevor Noah, right? Oh yeah, big time. Like, Schultz could probably vote both ways,

Starting point is 00:16:40 and Trevor Noah would vote, never vote both ways, right? I mean, Schultz was just like, these guys, again, really everybody's trying to ascribe politics to it. It was just, the most famous guy in the world wanted to come on their podcast at the best time to ever have them on. And it was like, very important. And they're just like, yeah, we'll bring them on. But more importantly than that,

Starting point is 00:16:57 all these media places, we'll say that, but it's like, okay, well, if you, if you, want to say everyone's politics, but you go, then how is Trevor Noah not, like, Democratic Podgaster? Of course. And, I mean, I guess people on the right would call them that. They'd be, like, Democratic establishment chill.

Starting point is 00:17:11 I think it just depends what sides are on is how you. Well, sure, but I guess the media's, like, the media shows, like, how biased they are in those senators. And I guess it's just, like, it's such an eye roll for me. It's like, as soon as you write stuff like that, you, in a way, it just seems so dumb because you almost, like, make your article, like, listen, I don't need, I watch all the different things. But if someone says something like that,

Starting point is 00:17:31 I'm just like, okay, you're so biased, I can't even... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. It's just like, all right, you're evil. Okay, when you go, like, that you go, they go, they go mega comedian Rob Schneider. Okay, and you go, okay, fine. But then you also have to say, Democratic Party comedian, D.L. Hughley.

Starting point is 00:17:48 Right. Like, you, I'm just saying, like... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like, you just have to be... If you want to say that... Yeah, if you're going to put that prefix in front of everybody. Yeah, if you want to put people's politics prefix in front of it, but it was like, you have to be... You have to do it to everyone, yeah.

Starting point is 00:18:02 Whatever, that's a small little fucking thing. But Tucker Carlson went on a whole range. His old thing was related to God, right? Yeah, yeah. And he's pointing out he was just like, this guy, when he swore in the Bible, it's kind of interesting. His hand wasn't even on the Bible.

Starting point is 00:18:14 Why isn't that? Because he knew what he was about to do and then he didn't want to do it. He didn't want to do it, yeah. It was like when he had his fingers crossed behind his back. Were these fingers crossed? Am I the only one who noticed that?

Starting point is 00:18:28 Strange, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. I'm not saying he's a bad guy, but I'm just saying that he hates God and currently acting as the Antichrist. And when he was supposed to swear on the Bible, he refused to do so because he knew that what he was about to do would put him in hell for life and be burning an eternity. Why is that? Am I just noticing things? Am I the crazy one? How dare you speak that way on Easter morning in this country?

Starting point is 00:18:58 country, Carlson said in the monologue, who do you think you are? Dropping the F word? On Easter? Dropping the F word on Easter is fucking crazy. I didn't even know that was, is that, no, no? I think just, no, I think like, period of president tweeting in N words, or F words in wild. Yeah. It would be really wild.

Starting point is 00:19:18 We're on track for that at this point. We're on, we're probably tracking for that at some point once he gets some extra deranged. But yeah, I mean, again, it was, pretty. Prior to Trump being in office, this was all very unprecedented behavior. Has there ever been other guys that acted like that? They were like, let him fly like that. Like in private. There's been some wacky politicians over here.

Starting point is 00:19:41 In private, sure. Like, you know, everybody was like Nixon had a potty mouth or whatever, but like not on TV. You know, like you never heard this stuff like Obama. Like Obama. Like, if you were at Obama say shit. Doug Ford? Uh, no. I don't think even. Rob Ford.

Starting point is 00:19:55 Rob Ford. Rob Ford. Rob Ford. Rob Ford. He would come up and he goes, they said I got plenty of, he was talking about eating pussy as the mayor. Yeah. So that would be. But I'm talking about U.S. presidential, which is kind of like, you know, the majors.

Starting point is 00:20:08 That's the show. There's a couple of wild guys in the slap shot hockey league. Exactly. Not so many in the majors, though. They're not doing it up here. Hockey did have the same switch, though, because if you remember, like, you know, Sean Avery, who actually did boys cast back and then he's kind of somewhat of an acquaintance, I guess, but kind of buddies. when he said that the guy took his sloppy seconds.

Starting point is 00:20:31 Yeah, Dion, he said that about what, Alicia Cuthbert. But, like, that was, like, such a scandal. You got suspended for, like, several games because he said Dionne Funf took his sloppy seconds. Which, like, looking back, is kind of light in terms of trash talk. I mean, for the shit hockey players, say? Yeah. Like, in private, it was, yeah, that's pretty milk toast.

Starting point is 00:20:52 Yeah, yeah. Here's another one. The mega shop closes down after sales dip, and the owner says it's because of, Trump's Iran War. The Magoshops closing? Is it because there's, could it be the competition? No, it's not the mega shop.

Starting point is 00:21:06 Well, I was going to say, or a magashop. Could it be because there's 50,000 magoshops? And it's a pretty competitive environment. Well, he's Sam, since the Iran War started, business has been really hit. Oh, really? People, the thing is, is like, is there anybody new to getting magum merch at this point? It seems like a pretty saturated market. Like getting magam merch in the year of 2026?

Starting point is 00:21:27 I know you're I don't know what point you're trying to make that you think Trump's merch business is like go to fucking you know any like uh wait because there's plates of Florida where they have like firework and mega gear.

Starting point is 00:21:41 Yeah yeah no I know they sell them and you don't think they do good well I'm saying I think people are a lot of people are like you know everyone has their Black Lives Matter merch too but they're still selling. Yeah yeah they're still selling yeah I don't know I just everybody's just making this junk in China

Starting point is 00:21:53 I think that's just well he has made I think he's just coping his number one selling shirt says God Guns in Trump 2024. Okay. And it hasn't been moving since the original. The 2024 merch hasn't been moving so hot. Give me the button back. I don't know. I don't actually.

Starting point is 00:22:08 House of pleasure. But it's a sell, sell, sell, sell on Mega merch. That's a cell, sell, sell, so on Magamurch. And he's saying Megamurch as a result of this is not. Yeah, it's not. And specifically the war. He goes, we were fucking cooking in February, gangbuster

Starting point is 00:22:25 numbers. Owner blames the He says the store has T-shirts was all mega adjacent things. And they told the Chicago Tribune, the business began plummeting after Trump launched the war, February 28th. And, you know, the business has been down. I mean, you do not want to invest in mega-mergyers. His business was so volatile that a bad month, he's like, we're shutting her down. Usually most businesses can weather a single bad month.

Starting point is 00:22:56 Like, imagine you're just like, hey, sales of this month are not great. We're shutting down one bad month. You're like everything, you were killing it. So you were, everything was going great. You were just what? Not to mention if you're selling like shirts business and then it's like, you could also be like, okay, well, we're pivoting and we're selling some, what are they buying now?

Starting point is 00:23:18 We'll sell that. Yeah, we'll sell what they want now. Yeah, exactly. That's kind of how you started. It was just selling what people want. Well, this guy kind of does have a business. I used to always say that I used to make fun of like you go to these kind of like hipster stores downtown and they'd have like five shirts.

Starting point is 00:23:33 And I always thought it would be a funny sketch when we were doing the Toronto series to do a store that only sells one shirt. And you just walk is just one shirt in the middle. And as soon as he sells it, he leaves for the day and comes back. There's just one shirt, right? And it was like, you know, our rent is, you know, $4,000 a month for this tiny, like, storefront. We can't really, you know, we'd have to sell it more than one shirt. and he goes, I had a dream. So one shirt, you know.

Starting point is 00:23:57 Yeah. Someone did that. And they ran a Super Bowl commercial for their one shirt. No, no, no. I'm not saying one. Oh, literally one shirt. Literally one shirt. Literally.

Starting point is 00:24:05 Yeah, you can't buy it. There's not multiple. It's just this single shirt. You actually only sell one shirt. Gotcha. Yeah. But yeah, they just obviously, but the moral of the story is this guy's on a press campaign. And by the way, I'm kind of half joking because you're like,

Starting point is 00:24:23 there's some moron than Russ. a fucking mega merch hustle and you know and he ran his business to the ground and it's like you know he's blaming it. This reminds me of during COVID I went to the adventurer mall when I was down there and I walked in this is you know height of like this is like 2020

Starting point is 00:24:38 the mall had like reopened I walked in the mall and some guy was like setting up his COVID shop oh and you know this was 250K probably 500 grand full build out of this COVID accessories shop and I was just like this is probably who signed off on that not the best idea here.

Starting point is 00:24:56 I know. Your PPP store? Okay, the last, I just have one more thing that, I wasn't even going to go through this article, but I just want to read a headline. So this is the other way. We had it from Huffington's and said, Donald Trump won't stop using a technique psychologist

Starting point is 00:25:14 associate with narcissists. Oh, this is new. Some people are saying that Donald Trump's a bit of a narcissist. Huffington Post thinks he might be. Oh, Love both things don't know. Well, they're not sure, but they've been doing that. He has this new technique that's kind of making him, them think this.

Starting point is 00:25:31 What's the technique? The technique is deflecting. Which he has just started recently. He's just got on the deflection train. I just love when they get the psychologist into psychoanalyze them. And they're just like, we've done this full psychoanalyze. And it's like, guess what? We think this guy's a fucking narcissist.

Starting point is 00:25:51 It just makes me a lot. Okay. So that's that's kind of like the discourse around it. Do you have, do you have anything else? Honestly, I have no clue what's going on. It's fucking nuts. Dude, like literally no clue. One person is saying this, another person saying that.

Starting point is 00:26:05 I mean, I will say it is crazy the amount of people on the right who are like 25th Amendment. Like Alex Jones is like, Alex Jones is like 25th Amendment now. Like, you know, the full like liberal like 20. Jones calls for Trump's removal. Yeah, like all these people on the right are like Trump needs to go. 25th Amendment Trump. It's crazy.

Starting point is 00:26:30 I mean, war period is a good way to make everyone to lose all your people, but especially when many of those people were like... Winning them is good. I mean, dude, think... No, no, no, no. Wars are unpopular period. But everybody was jacked up for Venezuela. I don't think that hurt them at all.

Starting point is 00:26:46 No, a lot of people weren't jacked up about it. And it didn't, it kind of was... didn't seem to go on very long. Well, that's the main thing is it was four hours and it was, you know, a success, I suppose. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, remains to be seen, really. Yes. But my, this kind of feels like a little bit more, you know, what you were predicting.

Starting point is 00:27:06 And in terms of actual, like, stock market stuff, that's, it is what I would have assumed this went. Yeah. I wasn't, like, thinking, like, I don't think this is over. It doesn't seem like it. No, I don't think this is over. I don't, I'm not a military historian So I don't know how often there's a ceasefire And then they're like, yeah, we have a bunch of like

Starting point is 00:27:26 Like, you know, some people there was an explanation With all the rockets Has a war ever ended in the last 10 years? It literally feels like Ukraine still go Every time, did they just keep starting new wars that go on forever? I mean, I guess Ukraine's been going on forever. Israel, Palestine's kind of still cooking

Starting point is 00:27:39 Like the only explanation I've heard for the Iran Like firing all those rockets Yemen still cooking Yeah, is that their leadership is so fractured that they just have like different like generals or whatever who literally did not get the message that there was a ceasefire like their phones aren't working essentially so they're just like yeah we're still going you know

Starting point is 00:27:59 it's like the dude in uh Vietnam who the POW guy who like you know was hiding out from like for like 25 years because he didn't know the war was over where was he hiding in the Vietnamese jungle because he just thought the war was going on and he was like waiting for America to come get him there must have been a point where he was like I think I'm good I don't know.

Starting point is 00:28:19 I don't know enough about that story. I mean, that's one of those things. He probably was like, they got him. And he was just like, yeah, the guy's eating his own shit. Yeah. At some point, you'd have to say that maybe you like being in the jungle. You're a jungle guy. You know, when you go, I don't know what's not saying.

Starting point is 00:28:34 I mean, you're the COVID zero people at that point. Kind of. Yeah, yeah. But anyways, that's the only best explanation is just a bunch of the Iranian generals like didn't get the message. They didn't hear about the ceasefire. So they're like, hey, it's eight, time to launch some rockets. It's not really supposed to. And it's kind of wishy-washy, whether it's an actual ceasefire.

Starting point is 00:28:51 Because what it really is is like a, it is a temporary pause on a certain type of attacks. Temporary pause. Temporary pause. Yeah, it's just like, you know, two weeks where they can kind of hash things out. Again, maybe they get back to it. I think Ukraine and Russia had similar things where they go, we'll see if we can work it out. If not, back to fucking war. Yeah, yeah, back.

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Starting point is 00:32:41 Well supplies last until September 27th, 2026. see website for more details. We have been at the forefront of the message that there is a Forbes 30 under 32 jail pipeline for females. Yeah. Now, and guys who are just associated with these females. Because they'll probably see some guys who are like, I can't cut it on my own.

Starting point is 00:33:05 But if I hitch my wagon to this woman who people kind of think is mysterious or something, and then they wind up in the clink. The clink. Well, so this is, and obviously there's a lot of funny things about it, but the one thing I will actually argue is there was a time when, you know, for example, even in, let's say, comedy or many adjacent fields, where for equity reasons, people were getting put in positions that they shouldn't have been in, right? So, first I'm hearing. Like, for example, if you get put in a job writing as a writer with people that are so about. your level, you end up kind of like put in a position where you're like, I almost have to like cheat or steal. Yeah. The same way that if you just, if you put me in a job as like a traitor

Starting point is 00:33:55 at Goldman Sachs against all these people, it's like, you're on chat GPT all day. Being like, what is the stock market? Well, you start almost like cheating. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to cut corners. You have to cut corners. Yeah, for sure. Right. So the, the overall arcing thing that I was saying, it's not that I think women are more likely to be scammers. In fact, it actually might be men that are more likely to do a crime of this sort. However, women were put in positions where would that be like, darling of the media, funding you didn't deserve, the Forbes 30 under 30 that you didn't deserve it.

Starting point is 00:34:31 I will say this, women are more likely to not want to let people down. Yes, I've actually factored that in as well. I don't want to let them down. so I'm just going to pretend like this thing works and lie. You're so right. I don't want to let the investors down, so I'm just going to, like, do a scam. Because it's built up so much that not only are you,

Starting point is 00:34:52 you're letting down like women, you're built up. You're letting it out every woman on earth. Yes, so what eventually happens is they do everything they can. They start cutting corners. And then eventually they end up in the clink. In the clink. And this is a funny percentage. I again, I don't know the statistics, but this is, I think, a fairly recent thing, like in the last, you know, decade or so.

Starting point is 00:35:18 Like, I don't think you go back to the 90s. No, it started when, like, it is a... The percentage of women of, like... When they start shoehorning women into stuff. Right. They also started shoehorning them into jail. Well, we've always said, like, in comedy, uh, other people have set a point, like, there's no one that, uh, putting, like, women on shows that aren't like equipped to be there

Starting point is 00:35:43 hurts more than actual funny women. Yeah. Yeah. The women that do deserve. And that's a lot of things you can say that you go, if you have like this crazy equity policy on anything, you go, there's no one that it hurts more than the guy who actually does deserve to be there. Right. Because now he kind of is like being painted with like, do you really deserve to be here? Of course. Yeah, yeah. For sure. Yeah. But, so this is funny to begin with.

Starting point is 00:36:06 You know, and we follow this. We have one of our group chats. that our friends that are very like topped into tech stuff are always hitting us with the one. Yeah, another one. The 30 to the 30 to 30 to life. Oh, yeah. Do you ever read that? That's what it is.

Starting point is 00:36:20 It's for the pipeline of 30 under 30 to 30 to 40. 30 to life. Fuck yeah, that's what it is. Okay. The founder of the orgasmic meditation company gets nine years in prison for forced labor conspiracy. Now, they actually did it, of a documentary on this thing.

Starting point is 00:36:41 And there's like five funny things about it that it's hard to know where to start. For one, the amount of press this person was getting before. Of course. Celebrities, everyone... Oh yeah. The press she was getting was just like... I think very much

Starting point is 00:36:57 like, is this the new goop? Future of sex. Adventures in an erotic Wonderland. 40 Vice Magazine articles by being like this, you know, woman entrepreneur is changing how... Is this the future of sex is just like some fucking assistant getting finger blasted by some Japanese businessman. Now, that is the complicated part.

Starting point is 00:37:17 What this company is, actually, is very complicated. So that's why I'm sort of slow rolling into this. Yeah. Because it took me a while to figure out what even the proposed company was. Well, that's the point. I'll just read. It's the point is the confusion. Like, what do you do?

Starting point is 00:37:33 You're asking too many questions. If you don't invest now, you're going to miss out. Open your fucking life. Literally, invest now, you're going to miss out. You're asking too many questions. If you don't invest, it's because you're sexually unpositive. Misogynist. You hate women.

Starting point is 00:37:47 Correct. And you're... Hate money. And you hate money. Yeah. All of us. Yeah. You're financially bad.

Starting point is 00:37:55 You're socially bad and you're culturally bad. Basically. That's about right. Yep. What orgasmic meditation actually is? A structured practice where a man manually stimulates a woman. for 15 minutes. Now, first glimpse, I don't think I would invest.

Starting point is 00:38:12 And you go, so, I mean, my first question would be, how does this make money? You see, the men pay the woman. They pay her money. But that's not what happens. Yeah. The women pay the money. The women pay the money.

Starting point is 00:38:30 Okay, so I'm going to tell you my best. Is there like a dude walks in, he's just like, pop-eye forearms? He's like, ready to go. I'm going to get. give you my best explanation of this. You tell me if this resonates with you or you think that I'm like getting something wrong based on your

Starting point is 00:38:43 interpretation. My interpretation is they have this business that has like a level tier system kind of like Mary Kay kind of. What's that? The cosmetics, you know the cosmetic pyramid scheme? Yeah, yeah, some shit like that where they essentially recruiting people below you. You're recruiting people below

Starting point is 00:38:59 you and then you're kind of you're essentially paying $5,000 the way that someone would go to like, you're at this fancy spa. You know, a woman, like, so you might put it in the equivalent of, like, a Peloton class business or something, right? So they pay this money, and they go to these classes that teach them how to, like, meditate,

Starting point is 00:39:20 and there's literature and all this stuff. So you're kind of, it's almost like a, your upper class, you've got some money. You're paying $7,000 for this, like, wellness thing, which is very female-oriented. And that gets you in the door. That gets you in the door. A big part of that is we've figured out a way to, like, unlock your mind. Now, a big part of that. of unlocking your mind is

Starting point is 00:39:39 Popeye comes in and finger blast you. But who's and you're paying Popeye and you're paying Poppy to get finger blasted and then also the employee the female employees are also kind of being told that you know

Starting point is 00:39:55 we're so open sexually that we need you to fuck our investors right so they give us more money. And then also we're getting couples involved so it's it's kind of like we're selling it's you know it's it's it's I know it looks and sounds like a rub and tug you know it look it's can't believe it's not rub and tug I know yeah you go what exactly is this business

Starting point is 00:40:21 model you're asking too many questions women empowerment you go sounds like I'm coming in there and being fingered finger yes for and I'm paying and I mean that's the twist on the business model normally the guy would pay to finger the woman and it does very much feel like you would think like we've always heard about like one of these scams where it'll be like some guy that's convinced a bunch of women

Starting point is 00:40:46 that yeah it's always the Keith Reneerese he has the healing touch sex call and you'll see this guy it'll be like some you know kind of like skeezy looking black guy with like just four 800 pound women and he's like slapping their playing bongos on their ass as like part of his

Starting point is 00:41:02 process you know what I mean I guess this is the kind of kind of the guy. He's operating on a small scale. Yeah, but like the guy... He doesn't have Gweth Paltrow there. No, the guy version of this is he fucks all the chicks. The woman version is she just turns into a pimp, and she just pimps them all out.

Starting point is 00:41:18 Yeah, yeah, but it's... But chicks are getting... If you're on the lower levels of any of these things in you're a chick, you're getting fucked. Regardless. What do you mean by that? Not like figuratively, literally. In the guy's scenario, it's the guy's fucking you, like the Keith Reneery. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:41:31 And if it's this one with the chick, she's just pimping you out to other guys. So she's, you join her thing and then she pimps you out to other guys And investors and stuff Investors and stuff Yeah, she's just like pimping you out And the guys, the professional fingers Which, you know, when people were a kid

Starting point is 00:41:47 And they used to say pie tester Yeah This is, I don't know how this never A type of pie testing There's literally a job that's a Guy goes home It's like literally dude It's like he looks like his fingers

Starting point is 00:41:57 Have been underwater, you know? Just the wrinkliest Like two middle fingers It's middle and his ring finger just soaked two clean fingers it's weird never seen that before so and i i read a bunch of articles i was i was really trying to get to the bottom of it's very unclear what any of this is right and it's very unclear as the dust settles she's going to jail and it's still a little unclear but the push for women empowerment was so strong that it wasn't unclear enough for big investors to put

Starting point is 00:42:34 money into this and big celebrities to endorse it. Of course. I mean, she even got some big celebrity to give her I mean, the Dersh is on the case. Dersh is literally... Dude, Dersh already on the case. This guy has never seen a fucking sex

Starting point is 00:42:52 charge that he didn't want to just... Derses never... He literally says, prominent attorney Alan Dershersh. By the way, still calling him prominent attorney. I don't know about prominent, but disgraced attorney, Alan Dershersh has said he'll also seek a pardon from President Donald Trump for Dadoan and Rachel Chirwitz, the company's former sales director.

Starting point is 00:43:11 So he's already in the process. They're already in the pardon pipeline. Dersh is on the case. Does Ders still have like a line to Trump like that? Oh, yeah. But you'd think Trump would kind of be like, buddy, you've caused me enough problems. Stop calling me. You would think so.

Starting point is 00:43:23 Yeah, actor Richard Schiff from the television series of the West Ring wrote that Dadone was deserving of the court's leniency because she has spent her life trying to bring compassion awareness and honesty to a part of huge. Human experience that is often shamed or misunderstood, aka finger blasting. You read it again, and I'll tell you what it actually means. After Richard Schiff of the television series, The West Wing, wrote that Dodone was deserving of the course of leniency

Starting point is 00:43:47 because she has spent her life trying to bring compassion, awareness, and honesty to a part of human experience that is often shamed or misunderstood. In a nutshell, I'm going to be fingering you. To put it in plain English, I'm going to be fingering you for a few minutes. Yeah, in your nutshell, I'm going to be fingering you. right in the nutshell. You get invigured. Basically.

Starting point is 00:44:12 He's a leader of a sex-focused women's wellness company, orgasmic meditation, and then they're sentenced to nine years in federal pound you in the ass prison, and a scheme that judge says exploited vulnerable women, coerced them into performing sex acts with the company's clients and investors. So it's like, it's all wishy-washy

Starting point is 00:44:32 because it's like the girls were getting forced to have sex, but then they sort of become de facto, employees, they get a discount. You know, it's all so, it's obviously like a cult or whatever. Yeah, it's like a cult kind of thing. But it's a, yeah, and the moral of the story is she's charging people this like big yearly fee. And it's all, yeah, just to be clear, so this is the Wikipedia for one taste.

Starting point is 00:44:51 It's a feminist mission, by the way. She's called it a feminist mission. This is just the breakdown. It says one, it's called one taste, which is weird, but. Because you think Dave Bortno is going to do is one taste, one taste, one blast. Everyone knows the rules. No, he does one look.

Starting point is 00:45:09 One lick, everyone knows. As is currently operating as the Institute of Oam is a business, so I guess it's still existing, is a business sponsoring seminars, classes, workshop, lectures, and discussion groups around the practice of orgasmic meditation. That's just basically what it is. It's still, again, unclear. Super unclear. Economic pressure, psychological manipulation, physical exhaustion.

Starting point is 00:45:36 Physical exhaustion. Here's a good one. One taste describes orgasmic meditation as an activity in which a participant, usually male, strokes the genital area

Starting point is 00:45:45 of a female participant while she concentrates on the resulting physical sensations. So she's not thinking about her errands. Right. That's the thing.

Starting point is 00:45:53 There's a lot of modern women, they're getting finger blasted and they're like, I've such a busy day to mind. Yeah, yeah. I got to do my hair. I got to go do Botox. I just, I can't focus.

Starting point is 00:46:03 Herses need to be bought. Finger blasted right now, right? So One Taste developed a system where you can focus on getting. And this is One Taste events demonstrated the technique in front of live audience and employees were instructed to perform and undergo stroking regularly, including from strangers. Several employees reported enduring stroking. Do you know what music they had playing while they were doing that presentation of the investors? Yeah. Star me up.

Starting point is 00:46:35 Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. You know, like the Bill Gates. The Windows 95. Woo. There's a me up. Never-stop. It's just a guy with the huge forearm. Foam finger.

Starting point is 00:46:53 Yeah, giant foam fingers. Everybody's has foam fingers in the audience. Look at your seat. Grab your phone fingers. You guys sitting there with his checkbook. Like, what's happening? Is this a gold mine? I don't know what's going on.

Starting point is 00:47:05 Stomby I says several employees They wheel the girl out on the bed Several employees reported Enduring stroking under duress Including economic Sexual emotional and psychological Abuse surveillance

Starting point is 00:47:21 Indoctrination and Intimidation In the trial of Dadoan Victims of yeah But the physical exhaustion was funny Like what's the physical exhaustion I don't know You think it would be the guy It was just like I've been fucking finger blasting all day

Starting point is 00:47:35 I'm a tired. But these women have been experiencing physical exhaustion. Well, maybe because it was so good because they finally have not, they're finally thinking about the thing versus their errands. They also have like a,

Starting point is 00:47:46 maybe, like women's post not clarity works differently maybe where they get them there, have them, you know, getting finger blasted for like hours and hours. And then during that, this guy sort of comes out

Starting point is 00:47:57 and they're like, hey, could you just sign this real quick? Yeah. You know, this is, if you like what you see one of them, I'll give you another year right now, just sign.

Starting point is 00:48:03 Like they, they coax them into the, They do the hard sell, like, after an hour of... Yeah, after finger lasting. You ever see that guy on Instagram has the giant arms and hands? You know what I'm talking about? No.

Starting point is 00:48:15 You never seen that dude? I mean, I've got the... He has, like, some disease. Disease, yeah, Eleventitis. I don't know what it's called me. He says he's mad. Like, it looks like, you remember the Andre the Giant when Andre the John is holding a beer?

Starting point is 00:48:27 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It looks like a tiny beer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Starr me up. Stop me. Ladies and gentlemen, we want to say, we have a newest member of our team. That guy comes out with the mitts.

Starting point is 00:48:39 Dude. Yeah. But all the guys that aren't doing it at that moment. They have like, they have gloves on because they're keeping their hands. They really want to keep their hands soft. They're like a hand model sort of thing. It's the moneymaker.

Starting point is 00:48:50 Yeah, you got to keep him soft. Jeff dabe's the man. I do find it funny that he's trying to get a pardon from Trump though for that. Of course. Of course. Nothing untoward happened. Is that like 90% of being like a big defense lawyer? Is that like you have a line to,

Starting point is 00:49:04 Trump? Well, this is not even the trial has already happened and it doesn't sound like Dershowitz was the attorney. This is more obviously they must have a personal relationship or, I mean, look,

Starting point is 00:49:18 the current administration with Trump there's been, I don't know, 50 cases of this where someone just donated a million dollars to his campaign which that's why you donate so much money to a campaign because it gives you like a direct line.

Starting point is 00:49:33 And there's all these people who got pardons. You know, there was some guy from Long Island who ran some insurance scam, I think it was insurance or like nursing scam. And he got sentenced for like seven years in jail and after a week he got a pardon. What? Yeah. And it's not really

Starting point is 00:49:48 great reasons why he's getting a pardon. They're just like, Trump's just like, yeah, pardon him. There really was I mean, in the wellness, if you are doing a cult, it seems like it has to be in the wellness area. Because you can sort of get women on board with a lot.

Starting point is 00:50:04 when you attach wellness to it. Yeah. Like if me and you opened up like a Pilates studio where it was like sucking me off Pilates, so we're the instructor and they're on the, you know, whatever the Pilates. Did you just think of that?

Starting point is 00:50:16 I'm saying this is our thing. That's a good idea. Boys got to suck me out Pilates. Yeah, that's pretty good. So we're the instructors and then the girls have the, whatever, what's the Pilates? Reformer.

Starting point is 00:50:26 Yeah. So they have the reformer and they're going up and down. And at the end, you have to like, so you're actually, the added benefits to your... That's like the pro, like if you're really good at it. If you're really good at it, you're doing the stuff on the reformer and then as you do it you have to like suck us off at the top

Starting point is 00:50:38 yeah and that's extra money but that's only milking tables in the house unless you're not serious unless you're not serious unless you want to be like a professional you like the you know super i have here's the thing on the promotion by the way what do you mean uh promotion uh of this own whatever so the company markets oh okay yeah yeah yeah practice in which both participants focus their attention on the sensation with the stated goal of developing connective resonance between themselves so a lot of gobbledy goop. That is such gobbledy good. Right. And then one taste of materials are contradictory about the nature of Oam. On the one hand, claiming

Starting point is 00:51:09 it shouldn't be considered a sex act while encouraging the partners to use vulgar terms for their genitals. By the way, that is a guy explaining to his wife that it shouldn't be considered a sex act. Yeah, yeah. I didn't shoot on you. I was at a wellness

Starting point is 00:51:25 retreat. Read this. But it literally says it shouldn't be considered a sex act while encouraging the partners to use vulgar terms for their Manitalia, e.g. Pussy Cock to arouse the participants. One taste euphemistically called stroking and other forms of sexual contact research. Honey, leave me alone. I'm doing research. I'm doing my research. I'd refer to pairings, including assigned pairings of strangers as research partners.

Starting point is 00:51:55 They're just matching up strangers to get, how is this, by the way, how is this not absolutely just, well, obviously it's prostitution, but how. How, how is it's prostitution, but how was this just not like 90 you know like 10 to one guys to girls like guys were like oh there's this thing where I can like sign up and just like finger blast chicks because they sold it as a feminist thing or it was too expensive yeah you know what they probably priced it higher than an escort so then guys are like why would I do this this is rich wife business yeah yeah like this is actually our rich single woman yeah but this is more expensive than an escort so this doesn't even make sense yeah but the reason you'd be like yeah but technically I'm not doing anything wrong so there's that element of it's like

Starting point is 00:52:31 you know what looks better on your credit card like a I took out $5,000 in Vegas or sorry I just read a new thing. No, I'm listening. Related. So one taste also promoted male oaming, which involved a woman performing a 15 minute hand job on a man. According to criminal court case records, men willing to pay for certain courses, typically taught by Daydow, Cherwitz, or other one-taste leaders could expect to have their

Starting point is 00:53:01 penises stroked or their prostates massage. or otherwise engage in Ome, often by female one-taste workers. Industrial prostitution. Who said that women can't be CEO? This is fucking crazy. This is like insane. I was legitimately like a guy

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Starting point is 00:53:43 in the neighborhood through a process we call window removal and then we steal heirlooms sorry, I shouldn't say steel, we repurpose airlooms into a different setting and then some of those heirlooms we now

Starting point is 00:53:59 sell on the open market and then obviously there's markets for things you don't have seen market for. It sounds like you're saying you're running a team burglars. Do you know what so funny is because these kind of, this probably like falls in the cult category? Yes. Is people involved do this stuff and they're like, yeah, this is all just the normal

Starting point is 00:54:17 stuff we do. Like if they brought us into this and there's just, you know, you're in like a hotel conference room and it's just a bunch of dudes getting jacked off and a bunch of chicks getting finger banged. You're like, what are you doing? Like, what the fuck did you just bring me to? What do you mean? What are we doing? It's called Girl Power. It's called Girl Power. And you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're

Starting point is 00:54:35 doing feminism. You're like, you're paid for this? We're doing feminism. You heard of it? It is amazing, though. The chick did figure out how to make prostitution also a pyramid scheme. She made prostitution a pyramid scheme and empowering. And empowering, but like usually prostitution is one thing, a pyramid scheme is another.

Starting point is 00:54:57 This is actually, you know. Also, outside venture investments, another, too. Like, it's one thing being like, I have my internal pyramid scheme. It's another thing having, like, investment up front for it. Yeah, that too. You're like, yeah, we need to, we need more capital.

Starting point is 00:55:12 I mean, it's so funny too because obviously the people who invested, it's like, you know, we have a, like they basically gave them a presentation and just a bunch of girls coming and suck them off. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:55:24 And they go, I do like what you guys are doing here. Well, no, that's probably how they kind of, how'd that make you feel. Yeah, but they're like, no, no, no, nobody's getting sucked off. This is nothing sexual is happening here, really. It's like kind of sexual. No, but that's a big part of the thing is the workers were having to go suck off investors.

Starting point is 00:55:39 Well, maybe they have to eventually. It makes sense that they would be doing hand jobs and then at some point to be like, all right, so. Yeah, I think a lot of the investors were getting high on the supply. There's definitely some guy right now that's like a rich guy that was, you know, dropped 40,000 on this or, you know, whatever. Let's say he put 100 grand into it, right? And as this court case is all coming out, his wife's like, is that the company you invested? Did I? And that was the company you went to the investor retreat in Puerto Rico for a week?

Starting point is 00:56:11 You came back and said that was the best investment you never made and you need to go. And you couldn't even fathom investing again for at least the next couple weeks. You said you were all invested out after you got back? Is that the thing? You just had no more money to invest. You're all invested out? That thing? The thing where you said you're all invested out?

Starting point is 00:56:35 all invested out after. Is that what we're talking about? Crazy. That's the one where a lot of guys lost like a bag and they're just taking it to the grave. To the grave. You lost a ton of money. You're just like, I'm not calm. You're not joining the class action loss. You're nothing.

Starting point is 00:56:53 You're not even taking the losses on your taxes. No, yeah, not even nothing. Nothing. You're not even expensive the loss. You're like, you don't even want the fucking IRS to know. Just like, I got a little crazy. never talking about this ever again. Last time I invested in feminism.

Starting point is 00:57:10 Yeah, I don't show. Yeah. Okay, what about this? I'm running a service for women. And we teach you witchcraft. Okay. But you have to have your shirt off. So you come in.

Starting point is 00:57:23 Yeah, so the girls come in and we teach them how to do spells, but they have to have their tits. I like it. And then that helps them get more in touch with the other world. Yeah, yeah. The spells that we're teaching them don't work with shirts on. The smells work with shirts. The shirts,

Starting point is 00:57:37 shirts operate, like, you know when you go to the dentist? This is me explaining to the women. You know when you go to the dentist and, they're taking a picture of your teeth and you put the vest on?

Starting point is 00:57:45 Yeah, the lead vest. The lead vest so you don't get the radiation. Witchcraft works a lot like that. Uh-huh. And your shirt's acting like a vest. A lead vest. Yeah. Your shirt is the lead vest of witchcraft.

Starting point is 00:57:56 Yeah. Uh, I like it. So, um... I like it. It's pretty good. And then my last idea.

Starting point is 00:58:03 So, so far I have, sucking me off Pilates. Yeah? Witchcraft by your tits are out. Which craft with your tits are out? Motor boating astrology. So...

Starting point is 00:58:11 I think the most money will be in the sucking you off Pilates because women love Pilates. Okay. And then if you add in the sucking you off part. Well, what if I combine them? So what if I do sucking me off Pilates? But it starts with motorboating.

Starting point is 00:58:27 It starts with motorboating astrology. So essentially I give you an astrology reading. But I'm combining your inner So it's a mix of your personal energy and then the star energy. Okay. So I'm basically the world's always spinning. I don't know if you know this, ladies. The world is actually rotating, right?

Starting point is 00:58:47 Yep. Fast. Fast, yeah. So I'm tapped into that. And I'm actually able to center myself in a pair of tits. And when I center myself, I use your energy to channel the Earth's energy. And the heart ends right here, right? And there's a lot of energy.

Starting point is 00:59:03 And there's a lot of energy. And there's a lot of energy from the heart, so you've got to really get direct to the heart. Yeah. So I'm using heart. Yeah. Chakra is the closest way to- This is like the chakras are right in between the big old titty. The closest way to get to your heart is between the tits.

Starting point is 00:59:15 And so I'm basically channeling your titty energy to slow down the earth's rotation in a way that allows me to... Anti-aging benefits. Yeah, predict and give you anti-aging benefits. With the slower earth. Slower earth. So you age less. and then I'm able to get an accurate reading. So anyways, that's 9 to 10.

Starting point is 00:59:38 From 10 to 11 sucking off Pilates. You've got to get active. You can't just be sitting around being a couch potato. And then boobs at witchcraft. Yeah. Actually, it starts with boobs at witchcraft. And then it's motorboating astrology. And then it's suck me up Pilates.

Starting point is 00:59:53 So this is all the same thing. And it's all in the same building. Sure. And they basically, they're all in the exact same room too. But basically how it works is we have different areas. No, there's like a witcher. Cretchcraft Murphy bed. On a button.

Starting point is 01:00:09 Just like, yeah, the reformer comes down and the reformer's on a bed. Maybe the bed's one side reformer flips over so you have a bed and just flip it. Yeah, so you flip the bed and yeah. No, it's a reformer. So these are my ideas.

Starting point is 01:00:25 Pretty good ideas. But no one wants to give men money for their thing. No, I don't know. It's just we don't live in a world where we're going to get funding for that. So the last thing on this was, obviously I told you that there was some celebrities. I think it was like Orlando Bloom, Brian Cox, some other people were at the presentations.

Starting point is 01:00:41 I don't know who gave money. Dea Done, this guy gave 12 mil. Now, I just want, and I saved the best for last. Dog house right now. Dodeon's not, Dodeon's in trouble. No, Jones the one who went to. Paltrow promoted it on her podcast. Now, mistakes were made.

Starting point is 01:01:00 There was an actor. Yeah. put some money down, went to a couple conferences. By the way, the top, if you wanted access to all the courses, annual subscription, 60K. 60K. Yeah. Well, do you know who may or may not have paid that?

Starting point is 01:01:14 I've been waiting to drop this name, and I'm glad that you're sort of drawing it out. What? Dersh? Epstein? David Swimmer. Oh, not the Swimmeister. I don't know why that's so funny to me. Dude, fucking Ross for friends.

Starting point is 01:01:28 See, that's the one thing. Getting fucking shocked off and some Beach in L.A. Dude, if you're some random chick and you're just like, I paid $800 and I'm getting fucking finger blasted by Ross from friends, you're like, this is money well spent. That's money well spent right there. You're probably like, this is amazing. God fucking damn.

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Starting point is 01:03:19 $72 value for free while supplies last. Again, that is drinkag1.com slash boys cast. Newsom's wife I want to talk about for a second because she's been hilarious. So, Newsom's wife's been on like a press tour. And a big part of her press tour is like, dudes are getting radicalized on the dark web, right? Yeah. She's very... Love it's the dark web, Twitter.

Starting point is 01:03:43 Right. The dark web, Instagram. Yeah, that's true. But, and I'm sure I, I'm sure people have seen the clips and some of them. I actually didn't, I was going to put together like a clip montage like I do sometimes. But this one, I thought it wasn't necessary because it was just exactly what you think. She was saying all the points you've heard a million times. Like, you know, we have a son and this is a son that's raised by us in progressive household. And he is, I turn my back for two

Starting point is 01:04:12 seconds and he is watching none other than Jordan Peterson. Oh, no. But. And so she's, and she's like, they need to put controls on the internet to prevent your kid from reading 12 rules for life. because one day, you know, he's, one day she's at the country club with Newsom's wife talking about how women are amazing and what sex businesses we're going to invest in. Of course. And then you blink your eye and he's listening to Jordan Pearson. I mean, the real tell is, you know, you go get in his room and ask him to make his bed and it's already made. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:04:46 What's going on? Because you know we have servants for that. We have slaves for that. What are you doing? I just thought I should make my bed. Just get my life in order. and go, what kind of stuff have you been watching? Hey, I was asking you

Starting point is 01:04:59 to have your ninth plate of cheese and wine when we were at the, what's the winery called? What, the French laundry? I wasn't going to say French laundry. Like Napa Valley? He owns a winery, didn't he? Gavin Newsom's a whole thing.

Starting point is 01:05:12 Gavin Newsom's whole thing. Probably, I don't know. But anyways, yeah, and then he was like, you know, he goes, oh, yeah, well, I'm only going to have like two drinks of wine because I'm, like, bulking right now. And she goes, what does that word mean? The gym terminology?

Starting point is 01:05:26 What are you up to? You have to look through your internet. And he was like, well, I just want to get in shape. You go, that's why we have a reformer. But it's funny to me. So if you remember, Newsom when he started his podcast, he had Charlie Kirk on, and he told him his son likes Charlie Kirk, and he was excited that he was doing it. Right, yeah.

Starting point is 01:05:44 So there's something so funny to me. Like, just but you're like, I mean, obviously both ways. Like, if Trump's daughter right now was like the-crazy lib. The fucking, like, you know, classic, like, every protest lib. just be something so funny about that, right? Yeah. Like, Gavin Newsom's son, and so Gavin Newsom's like more of a snake also, like, he doesn't, he doesn't give a shit, you know, he's probably a bro. Like, Gavin Newsom's probably actually like a fun guy to party with.

Starting point is 01:06:12 Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. Gavin Newsom has been like banging young chicks for years, you know what I mean? For sure. I'm sure now he's, you know, he has, he's still a little too risky for him to be on the same scene. He has his presidential designs. He's a frat boy almost. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:06:26 He's like a finance bro in a lot of ways, you know? Yeah. But, uh, but his wife is, you know, just like classic bought into all the stuff,

Starting point is 01:06:35 you know, she's the kind of, uh, rich lib housewife, right? Right. Yeah. And the fact that their sons

Starting point is 01:06:42 coming home, you know, making his bed, uh, talking about that. Reading books. Reading Charlie Kirk debate, saying facts,

Starting point is 01:06:49 don't care about your feelings. Yeah. It's just so funny to think about. Yeah. He's drinking protein milk out of his liberal tears mug at dinner. Yeah. What are you doing? doing. And she's been saying the things in an interview. And you know Gavin Newsom's kind of

Starting point is 01:07:04 was probably watching this just like, shut the fuck, shut up. Because she goes, you know, and we have a, you know, a grandfather in the family who he is a conservative, but a fiscal conservative. Obviously he's, you know, a very, very, he's a poor abortion, socially, you know, a California conservative. And that's fine. We have differences of opinion, but it's generally on the way that money should be spent in government. And he told me that, I bet, he told his mother that he was watching Andrew Tate, and he thinks her grandfather would have agreed with some of it. And I was one of her big gripes.

Starting point is 01:07:38 Really? Is it the kid told her that, the kid told her that, because she was like this Tate stuff, it's the worst thing ever. And he was like, you know, grandpa, like some of this. I think he might agree with some of the points. And then she goes, what the fuck did you? I also love that she's trying to be like, yeah, my kid watches Andrew Tate right now. you're like no he doesn't

Starting point is 01:07:56 yeah you mean before yeah you mean like four years ago yeah yeah was in hustler's university kids in probably just standard California guy bro at college yeah he's probably normal he's probably good looking dude they're probably doing that to be relatable where they're like you know we're yeah we're democrats but her kids pretty red-pilled I know I think that that's what newsom was doing

Starting point is 01:08:14 yeah oh yeah because Newsom is political right she's she's like just she's saying stuff that when she was drinking wine with all her friends was going over great, but like exiting her little bubble for public consumption sounds insane. Right. Yeah. Which is funny because Gavin Newsom's probably watching this being like, how many podcasts you think

Starting point is 01:08:37 about doing? Let's cut those off. It's not really first lady stuff to be a, you know, obviously Michelle Obama's doing one, but well, he's out of the thing now. Yeah, yeah. Let's wait until you're out of office. Yeah, of course. Yeah, exactly.

Starting point is 01:08:53 Yeah, you can't just do mainstream press. Not enough of that. Available. Right. Well, see, she's probably being patted on the back from her little circles. Yeah. But it's just so, like, you're just admitting stuff. You're just like, unnecessary.

Starting point is 01:09:05 If you're running as a Republican, like, you do not want to be out here being like, also, by the way, all my kids like hate me and this stuff. Yeah, they love Tim Walts. They're my enemy. Yeah, yeah. They love, my kids loved, if Trump's daughter just fucking loves Tim Walts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably not.

Starting point is 01:09:22 Shut the fuck. Not the greatest. That's like a secret. Uh, yeah. Like, you almost want that to be a secret. Yeah. Unless they're trying to just be like, yeah, this is maybe makes us more relatable to a broader cross-off.

Starting point is 01:09:32 Oh, I'll reprim. My point. I think that Gavin Newsom does know that and she's not politically savvy in this way. Yeah, yeah. She's not. Because she's in more of a bubble. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. Whole thing's just funny.

Starting point is 01:09:42 Yeah. I'm on, you're more of into this. We talked about it briefly. I can't remember if it was on our Patreon last week. But there's been a lot of alien talk. Uh-huh. You know, J.D. Vince, we talked about last. week. Tim Burchett, aliens are real. We've made contact. He says that multiple government and military

Starting point is 01:09:59 officials tell him extraterritorials exist. Turns out, uh, uh, it sounds out there, but he insists it's true. Now, well, Matt Gates, this, this all stems from Matt Gates, former congressman, almost attorney general. Pitch it to me. What have we got here? He was on, and now he's just a podcaster now. So take anything he says with a grain of salt because he's, he's in the realm of, I say crazy stuff for clicks. Okay. But he was on some Newsmax show, essentially saying, I spoke with this guy, active member of the military, like he was like a general or something who was telling him that the U.S.

Starting point is 01:10:35 has a non-biologic alien human breeding program. This is like Alex Jones here from 20 years ago, essentially, that they're breeding, that essentially they have these aliens that they've captured. And then they have, they've essentially abducted people from war zones and migrant caravans. Like those migrant caravans that were coming over the border, they were just like snag a couple of them because I guess who's going to miss them? Well, the coyotes killed them. Or whatever. Yeah, just something.

Starting point is 01:11:09 They snag them. They're taking into some presumably underground bunker where they enslave them and then only let them out to kind of just breed with one another. and then they're creating these human alien hybrids, for what purpose I don't know. And then Tim Burchett came out the next day. And he's just like, yeah, this shit I've heard. Like, I can't talk about it really because I'm a sitting congressman. And he's like on real, you know, like, committees, like, national defense, like all this stuff.

Starting point is 01:11:37 He's just like the shit I heard keeps you up at night and all that stuff. A lot of times there's like a little truth to things, right? Like, you know how there was a lot of the kind of stuff where they'll say they'll be eating babies and taking fetuses and stuff like that, right? Well, even the non-conspirial version of that, you're just like, they were taking feces, and then they were taking all the

Starting point is 01:11:59 cells for the stem cells. And then if you do set up a situation where you go, also, if we do more abortions, we have more fetuses and we're actually selling these stem cells for quite a bit of money, and now we're sort of incentivized that way, you go, well, that's actually not, that's like, you don't need to be

Starting point is 01:12:15 conspiratorial to be like, if you say to someone like, for every abortion, we're making 25 thousand dollars like and they do want to have more you know so you kind of a lot of these things where now the alien part the alien breeding hybrid breeding see i've always put the extra life and i'm i'm bearish on this so i put the alien life form always i've put that at a low percentile and i've always been someone that said the one reason i find this not that interesting because it just seems whimsical and i will probably die with guaranteed equally as much uh ever revealed or figure out as possible.

Starting point is 01:12:50 Almost a guarantee that we'll have as much information. The only thing that maybe could change that in my opinion is if I was to give it an extra half of a percent and you say right now

Starting point is 01:13:01 there's aliens in the world if the universe is so big there is some aliens that have life because people always say oh it's just so big it has to I go well that's not evidence you could say that about anything right you go but um because of the computers and uh and uh agi it is you could say well if any of these

Starting point is 01:13:26 if any of these uh clankers got uh super intelligence that could be the sign that uh flags the aliens from the other flags the other aGIs where they go oh well i'll there's actually these other computers out there that we can now that's what communicate with them somehow i'm just the the super intelligent computers could you could think a scenario where that is the like, what's the right word, the reason that, like, now the aliens do come. Well, presuming that... But I put that at another... Presuming they didn't have this technology a million years ago.

Starting point is 01:13:59 What do you mean? Well, I don't know. If there's some, you know, the universe is so vast, maybe there's a version of Earth somewhere that's, you know, a million years advanced from us. Right, but they didn't, they all can only, they only come when they can connect with another one. Right. Okay.

Starting point is 01:14:13 So they sense, like, you know what I mean? they sense that the life form here is like amoebas whereas now with these supercomputers which they have some version of that and then it connects with yours being like oh there's actually it's reached some something's going on yeah now I'm putting that isn't even that I'm putting that at point zero zero two to point zero three

Starting point is 01:14:34 Princess Leia style where you have a fucking chain around your neck and then some military guy comes out it's like time for breeding right and then some or if you're a dude and then you're just like you gotta go get, I don't know, fucked by some alien. And it's not even, it's pure testing. They're just like,

Starting point is 01:14:51 maybe he'll get, like it might be like a junior scenario. Is it possible to do in an alien suit? I don't, well, it's not a, that's the, that's the guy comes up

Starting point is 01:15:00 with his green face bent and bangs everyone. Well, this is like, oh, you're saying, it's just like, yeah, yeah,

Starting point is 01:15:05 this is total. Government research. Government research with some dude just banging migrants. It's possible. That's more possible. Yeah,

Starting point is 01:15:12 that's probably the most possible scenario. No, no that you say it, but. I like this fantastical version I always makes me laugh The idea that You know like

Starting point is 01:15:20 In popular culture The idea is always That aliens are Anal probing right I do like the idea of Always the aliens After a long period of time We finally meet them

Starting point is 01:15:31 And I'm just like I guess you're gonna Anol probe And the aliens being like Where do this even start Yeah Where does this come from Yeah

Starting point is 01:15:38 No we're not Probing your anus It's like the boss's The alien boss's son Is just like a pervert Sure Like, he's not supposed to be doing this. Like, no, the anal probe was like,

Starting point is 01:15:49 that was like legitimately, we were done for the day. One guy once. He snuck back into the office and anal probe to this guy after we've told him not to. And he's, we revoked his fucking access now.

Starting point is 01:16:01 Yeah. We've taken precautions for Goydark's son. Goydark. Yeah. But, I mean, again, the main thing is we'll never know about this. But it's, this was a spurn. That's my thought.

Starting point is 01:16:14 Conjecture. I mean, dude. People get their rocks off and alien stuff. The notion that the U.S. government is literally kidnapping people from war zones and migrant caravans to breed. I know. With aliens. And we're just supposed to be like, okay, I guess it's for science. It's for science.

Starting point is 01:16:32 Yeah. It's for scientific purposes. Yeah. Do you think if they were doing that, there's ever a moment of like, what are we doing? Well, after like the, you know, they've been doing it for 10 years and they're just like, still haven't got one pregnant, huh? Have we tried anything else? I go, no, we just make them fuck every day.

Starting point is 01:16:50 Notting them together. We're just kind of hoping just one of them takes. And you go, maybe this is just like not, you know, thing that's viable. And you go, well, I don't know. Now, does that guy, like, go home to his wife and family after being that? No, no, no, I'm saying the guy that's like, you know, sitting in the room watching them fuck. Yeah, he's like, when I was thinking about working for the government, this isn't not what I envisioned. I was thinking more like an FBI.

Starting point is 01:17:14 agent or something, something cool, not just like literally... An alien cuck? Watching, like, Mexicans scream in horror as they're about to get raped for like the 50th time. By a... This month by some... Dude with a gill on. Yeah, some giant alien thing.

Starting point is 01:17:28 He's half in water. For the hope that we, like, impregnate this poor Mexican man. Right. Yeah. Pregnant a Mexican man. I mean, they're throwing everything at the wall like here. They have to be. Yes.

Starting point is 01:17:40 So, we'll see, I guess. Well, that's the alien news. We're not going to see, actually. But they're, okay, but why has there been so much more of it? Like, lately it just feels like every person is saying some version of this. Well, I mean, there is. Is that like, is aliens a big thing where you, is aliens a big look over here? Yeah, I was, I was honestly going to say Trump's just like, hey, boys.

Starting point is 01:18:02 Get some alien talk. We get some heat taken off me here, boys. Yeah, we need some heat taking off me. Let's go get the, let's go get the alien stuff out there. But it didn't really, honestly, it didn't really, like, wasn't like a huge, a news story as you think it would be in like a slower newsweek kind of time. Right. This whole thing was kind of a blimp.

Starting point is 01:18:22 Now, how does aliens affect my sepirei? I don't know. I don't know. House of pain. House of pain. The girl, the girl that was Christy Noam's, uh, that, uh, Christy Noam's husband, the main prostit, the main bimbo prostit,

Starting point is 01:18:43 to the main bimbo prostitute has been doing a press tour. Of course. Got to sell only fan subscriptions. Right. Well, who would want to do the only fan subscription to her because you know she's going to rat on you?

Starting point is 01:18:53 Oh. I thought it was like there was a code of the game with these people. I think there's... You think Only fans would... Sorry. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:18:59 But my point I'm making is you think that Only fans would take precautions that you go, yeah, like you're kicked off only fans if you rat a guy's... Isn't there like a level of discretion or something?

Starting point is 01:19:11 So I think what happened in this scenario asking for a friend? No. Yeah. I think in this scenario was that he was sending her pay pals, like off. She became a, he became her sugar daddy. He became a pay pig.

Starting point is 01:19:25 A pay pig, sugar daddy kind of scenario. So he was just sending her paypals every month. And so the PayPal was... And most of the paypals were for a tits and rent. Yeah, for tits and rent. And he, I don't know if he's like not tech savvy. Never thought he was going to get caught. Maybe he wanted to get caught.

Starting point is 01:19:42 I don't know. but he wasn't taking precautions like to get her this money. He was just sending it from his name and then she figured it out. He bankrupted it was a Barbie doll fetish model. Her whole thing is I have really huge boobs, right? But the question is that's interesting to me

Starting point is 01:19:58 is it said like 10 different times he paid for breast enlargements to go bigger. Is that because you have to go little by little so the skin stretches? Like it seems like I would think so. Why do you keep having to go back under the knife? wouldn't you want to kind of I would think so I don't think you can just go from like tiny to massive

Starting point is 01:20:17 right so is that why you have to keep inching your way up yeah yeah it's like the you know the ear space so it's gauging your ears yes yeah you have to go slowly unless you have like a skin I mean if you just think about it logically like a trick with small ticks you're like how can you just turn these into balloons overnight yes yeah there's only so much the skin can stretch um okay you know what actually uh I'm gonna skip some of that for the Patreon because I want to do this article. Okay. The less stuff,

Starting point is 01:20:47 more joy. Seven lessons from enough influencers on how to live a happy, simpler life. Now, this was the most for the boys article. Yeah. That has existed in recent history.

Starting point is 01:21:00 Yeah, I like this. Right. Sent this to the wife. Did you? Come on. What was the other one? She was a botherer. The hassler?

Starting point is 01:21:09 The hassler. If you don't want to be so gray, you can just hassle me less. you do have a bit of a since you've been married like Obama for and after but only your beard your hair is not very gray no my hair's not very gray but I've got a couple specs in here I'm literally like yeah like the president before and after photos you know how much it ages of them you ever see that thing it's only your beard though it's all my beer but it's fucking have you ever thought about just fermenting it no because because honestly no has it crossed your mind no and the just the just the notion that I would just show up here one week like doing the podcast and just I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that Like you are right Any big thing you make That's divorce guy stuff That's a divorce guy thing

Starting point is 01:21:50 Like you get divorced You're like back on the scene You're like I don't want to To pay 50 year old women To pay To pay on top of my fine hair Just totally just

Starting point is 01:22:01 Really unclear what's going on On Finaster added up Yeah yeah Yeah my hair is good I don't really hair loss in the family So I don't worry about that I don't think But

Starting point is 01:22:11 No No, no, I'm not going to adjust for a minute. If there was some sort of... It is a bad thing because you have to always do it, right? If there was some sort of pharmacological thing, that was like, hey, you take this pill for... Stop scaring your hair. How would they not figure that out? That would be good.

Starting point is 01:22:27 They haven't figured it out. Or they reversed it, where I'm not literally like painting. It just goes, hey, we reversed it. Yeah. I would do that. That would be sick. How would they not figure that out? I don't know.

Starting point is 01:22:38 I don't that seem like something they should be on? You would think so. I think they are. I think someone's working on this. I think I've actually Googled that And they're like, yeah See, a half gray beard in my opinion Looks cool

Starting point is 01:22:49 I do like a half gray beard However I don't like the gray hair Like the head Well no there There's two types of gray hair There's hair that your hair Starts looking too gray

Starting point is 01:23:00 And then there's like silver fox Yeah silver fox Yeah I don't Silver Fox Like You know Des Bishop Uh huh

Starting point is 01:23:08 Silver Fox Yeah silver fox Yeah it does does kind of, yeah, but he's, yeah, he looks very, he still looks young even with the Silver Fox thing. How old is he? Like 50? Yeah, he looks like 50. Yeah, he looks great. But the thing is, is he still looks, like he would probably look if he dyed his hair, he would look like 30 or like in his 30s with dark hair. Maybe you're right. Yeah, so, no, not for me though. Not doing it. Not doing just for men. But I will take the pill. So I think Silver Fox looks better on darker hair too. I think so.

Starting point is 01:23:41 Well, blonde hair is like it probably is way less noticeable. Like it kind of just like makes it just look blonder for a long time. But once it starts to go like actually gray, you start to look scrappier. Scrapier. Like it has a mid of, I think like a blonde hair with like a lot of gray has more of like a homeless vibe. Whereas dark hair with gray starts to have like, it's like a vibe. Yeah, it just depends on, yeah, it just depends on how gray. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't ever see myself.

Starting point is 01:24:11 being a hair die guy, but who knows? Yeah. I don't see it. I don't like doing stuff like that, so. It's less awkward with dude's stuff. It's much less awkward if you're very upfront about it. Yeah. Like if you're a dude that's like, I'm getting hair transplants and you talk about it and tell

Starting point is 01:24:26 all your boys, it's not weird. No, it's not weird. If you try to, the minute you try to be like secretive about any of it, you cross over the territory of like now you're getting shirt. Yeah, now you're getting chirped. Plus, like just showing up with the fucking. And hair dye, that's the thing too. One, hair dye is, like, I'm just not high maintenance like that where,

Starting point is 01:24:45 because hair dye, you're like, you know, your roots are all gray in a week. I'm like, I'm not going to the salon every week. No. That's, that's tough. Crazy. And then also, guys who do their hair, you can tell. It's just like something that always just doesn't. That's a bad hair dye job.

Starting point is 01:25:00 That's the other brown guys do it. Yeah. Brown guys do it, like, literally, you'll see where they do, because they're cheap, right? Like a lot of these Indian dads, where I was growing up a lot of Indian dads. Brown guy, Dupe is the greatest thing. It's the greatest gift of the civilization. It's like literally. They just like take it off the fucking coat, like the hat rack.

Starting point is 01:25:18 They just pop it on. You're like, you want to look at a mirror or something? They just like, but the dye, they go blacker than their normal color, for starters. Yeah. And then there's like it gets into their sideburns and it's just like a complete switch to gray now. And it's like a shelf. It's just like a shelf. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:25:37 Like it doesn't, it's not like blended in either. The biggest mistake. people make with the dye is they go darker than their normal color. Right. Yeah. And it's the other thing, if I was a hair guy, I'm probably going blonde at that point. I'll go something crazy. You see, I think people do that. And then, yeah, you're like, no, I just dyed my hair blonde.

Starting point is 01:25:54 And you go, it had nothing to do with the fact that it was going gray. Exactly. And then I would go fucking full. I'd go Hollywood Hogan, actually. Blonde mustache, dark beard. Scullet. Yeah, I had skullet's in the family. Yeah, yeah, I'll go.

Starting point is 01:26:08 Well, maybe not skullet because I'm not going to shave that. this to getting back to the maintenance thing, but I'll go blonde hair, dark beard, blonde handlebars. Amazing. Full Hollywood Hogan. Yeah. No one's going to talk shit about that. No.

Starting point is 01:26:24 In their funeral. I was saying last night of Bathhouse, like, I've had this, I saw like some video of someone getting like this crazy fade, you know, like one of those crazy like fucking Puerto Rican Dominican haircuts. And it's like, how funny would be if I just show up with that? I go like with the beard, like the whole thing, like the faded beard. faded hair, like the little, like, the circle.

Starting point is 01:26:46 I find that to be the worst look, the faded beard. Yeah, I don't like it either. Again, that's a fat guy look. Too high maintenance. Yeah, but also that's covering up fat guys. Yeah, that is covering. You're like, you generally don't have a chin. It's a chin.

Starting point is 01:26:58 You're contouring yourself a chin. Yeah, you're contouring yourself a chin. But you're like, this is, you have to go to the barber every two days to keep that going. They like to, though. They like to, yeah, it's like they go hang out of the barber. But this article, it was a side of two. TikTok, without realizing

Starting point is 01:27:14 it, they were trying to do an empowerment thing, but they actually broken clock. For the boy. There's a trend for women to be happier with spending less money. Yeah, of course. And it's kind of in the you don't need so much. But it's framed as like you are enough, right?

Starting point is 01:27:36 Like you are enough. Which is why, yes. Yeah, you are enough. By the way, not catching on, really. No, no, no, no, no. But it should. Yeah, yeah, this is one step away from dumpster diving for your groceries. Be bolder about borrowing. I'm a big advocate of borrowing from your neighbor. She says,

Starting point is 01:27:54 almost, almost happy for a second. You know, and you read that and you're like, I'm telling women to borrow. You're like, what are you going with this? From their neighbors. Yeah, this is a subprime lending. Yeah, yeah, you know, you need like a pitch of salt. Where are you going with this?

Starting point is 01:28:09 From your neighbors. I'm back in. Yeah, yeah. It's like, yeah, we don't need to buy a whole contraption for this one thing you're going to use once. Yeah, you and your... Just go borrow it from the neighbor. You and our neighbor can share bras. Sure.

Starting point is 01:28:24 Sure. I mean, you, I'm sure there's so many things. You're like, you both can have used this thing once. Yeah, yeah. Like a juicer in my fucking house. I've bought a juicer. And I literally told her, I go, you're going to use this one time. Uh-huh.

Starting point is 01:28:37 She used it one time. And now it just sits there. and we don't have that much space. I want to know my thing that I bought the one time. Oh, I got a... Mine's even dumber than that. I got a one that's maybe the dumbest,

Starting point is 01:28:49 but go ahead. Okay, so it was... So I bought an alarm clock that wakes you up with light. Oh yeah, I used to have one of those. Because it's supposed to slow light, right? Right. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:29:04 And I've never taken it out of the package because it was $200 bucks. and I figured I'd gift it to someone That's what I thought Yeah, that's fine But I figured I'd be a Christmas thing For someone at some point But the reason I was just like

Starting point is 01:29:18 When the fuck do I wake up before it's bright Right Well it's to trick your like brain right Yeah but by the time Like you have to wake up at 5 a.m. Like it gets by 7.30 my room is bright Right yeah That's why you wear eye mask

Starting point is 01:29:32 Totally point So you know what Now that I think of it The time Completely useless When I had that Was when I didn't use an eye mask and the bedroom that I had didn't have a window.

Starting point is 01:29:41 Right, yeah, yeah. So it was actually pitch black. It's where people who don't have a window. Yeah, half of my bedroom's a window. Yeah. By 7 o'clock, it's pitch bright. And I have a high mask on. I literally, it was just like,

Starting point is 01:29:54 now this is, yeah, yeah, this makes sense. What is this? I'm just sitting here in a bright room with my fucking, and I wake up at like fucking 930. Right. Yeah, that's pointless. Well, I've got, uh, this is,

Starting point is 01:30:04 this is up there in the dumbest purchases is, um, it's like this limbo. Phatic draining pad. It's, uh, it's like you stand on it and it just vibrates you. That's like up there with the belt. It's like the belt. And like she thinks she's used it once also.

Starting point is 01:30:20 And then it's like, but it's for old people to think they're working out. But then they say it's also like, you know, kind of woo like lymphatic draining and you stand on it. You're not draining shit. Drain in the bank account. You are draining something. Do you use it? I use it once. It's so stupid.

Starting point is 01:30:38 You just stand on and go, oh, how much was this puppy? He's 200, probably. Useless. And then she fucking, you know, the sister-in-law,

Starting point is 01:30:49 he just goes, oh, I got to get one of these two. You're like, what the fuck? Have this one. You have this one. Sits there. Never gets used. I'm a big advocate

Starting point is 01:30:57 for boring from your neighbors asking to borrow all manner of things, disco lights, a heat gun, carpet cleaner, gardening equipment, blah, blah.

Starting point is 01:31:05 And my wife's, uh, some women have befriended various neighbors. Rewrite the rules around gifting. We are so programmed to think the more we spend, the better the occasion will be, and the happier it'll make us. Where it won't make you happy, ladies.

Starting point is 01:31:18 You're actually enough now. It actually is making you miserable. Resist the comparison trap. She recalls attending a university reunion. I arrived in my 90s car with a wind-up cassette player to discover everyone else had better cars. And I cried. I felt like I'd done the worst out of everyone. But I soon realized that my old friends were just delighted to see me.

Starting point is 01:31:37 Yeah. No, they don't care. This is never catching on. Honestly, I do applaud you for trying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, this will catch on in like a type of woman. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:31:51 But this is not going to, there's not going to be some global movement. There will never be a global movement of being cheap. No. Practice slow shopping. Love it. Shunning impulse shopping will not only spare as buyers regret, but it'll also make us more content.

Starting point is 01:32:07 Do you think you can pitch this in your household? No. Yeah, we're, we're, I mean, I would love if we could just do my house like a one week online shopping moratorium. Sort of reset the thing. Just like, hey, one week a month, you don't buy a thing. Yeah. Online.

Starting point is 01:32:25 You can, like, I'm not talking about groceries, right? You know what idea I had for women, what they should do? What's that? And I think it would be an app. This is my, going to be my app idea. Okay. It's so funny. The worst idea I could have is a, I have an, I have an,

Starting point is 01:32:37 like a boys cast app that's for women. It's like who would buy it? You'd buy it for your girl, I guess. But no, the idea is that women should, it's a reward system. And then you have an amount of Uber Eats as you can do a month. So it's like 10, right?

Starting point is 01:32:55 So let's say you pick the number of 10. So it's like, and then you start thinking of it as like, oh, it's a reward that I can now. Now I have one. You're like, ooh, I saved up. Now I have two. Then maybe I'll get to it. And then you only have to press a button

Starting point is 01:33:07 it doesn't even tell you the price. So it's literally like it's removed from the prices. You just have an amount and it gives you. And then if you get a cheap one, you don't even notice it just adds you another one. Hey, you got a bonus because you've been good this. And how do you get these rewards? Through tasks?

Starting point is 01:33:22 Well, your husband puts the money in. Oh, gotcha. Or you put the money in, right? But it basically makes you think of ordering food in a way that is like a number of times that you get. Uh-huh. and instead of like something that you do. Right.

Starting point is 01:33:39 And then, but you cap, there's a budget. But I do find women like doing stuff like this. Like, if you talk about food, right? They do like doing things like saying, oh, like, I'm going to skip that because I'm going to have a dessert later. Right. So I think if they can start thinking of money like that, where they start being like, oh, I saved my last week, so I have two this week.

Starting point is 01:33:58 Like, you know what I mean? Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good luck. I don't think there's the one thing. I don't think you could gamify for women as being frugal. You hit the name on the head. I'm trying to gamify women.

Starting point is 01:34:11 Yeah, you're trying to gamify them in frugality. You didn't listen to the last of this. Oh, okay. Sorry, let's hear it. And you're sucking me off while you're doing it. Very well-ness-oriented. You're on the reformer. You're on the reformer.

Starting point is 01:34:25 So you can gamify them for beauty. You can defy them for finance astrology. So you basically look and it says January. And it was like, you know, your birthday, January. do the positioning of the moon you should have Uber Eats three times this month That I like What I'd also have to motivate

Starting point is 01:34:42 What about if we could just lobby Uber Eats to add Like just a basic skill Testing question Math question Finance question So you're learning about finance as you order Something

Starting point is 01:34:53 Just something where you just add something That no woman could figure out Or it's like difficult For them to answer the question You're adding a layer Yeah just adding some sort of friction layer out of friction layer. You know what, I got fucking something in the fridge.

Starting point is 01:35:06 Out of friction layer. Yeah. Make it yourself when it comes to ourselves. Clothing, furniture. Tell my wife all the time. Make your own clothing. Make that you yourself. Make your own clothing.

Starting point is 01:35:19 Why don't you make a new coach? I actually wanted to do this thing. And I'm curious how long I could do this for because they just in my building added one of those donation, you know, those bins that everybody in Canada dies in? Free clothes bins. Yeah, the free clothes bins. That in Canada is like an epidemic where people,

Starting point is 01:35:34 homeless people go in them to avoid. Why do they die? I don't know why they die, but they go in them and then they keep, there was like this, I remember when I was living in Toronto, there was like this period where they kept, they had to tell people don't go in these.

Starting point is 01:35:44 So they would go in them to sleep. To sleep, I guess, and then they would die. But why do they die? I don't get it. I don't know if it was the, no, well, it's like, but they have those.

Starting point is 01:35:52 Well, they can't get out for one because it has those like one-way doors, you know, like almost like a garbage shoot. So they would get in and then they're stuck. And then they would just die because I don't know, they pick them up every couple of weeks.

Starting point is 01:36:03 But they have one in my, they put one in my building for clothes donation. And I've been thinking about just... I used to always pour my beer in there. Yeah. I'm joking. I've been thinking about... And by the way,

Starting point is 01:36:12 these things are actual scams. They're not... Everybody thinks you're donating it to charity. Yeah, you're giving it to a business. You're literally, it's a business. I remember I knew this girl and she's... Well, the scam is they say, we sell it cheaper because you gave it to us.

Starting point is 01:36:24 Well, no, no, they, what they do is they sell it to, you know, every secondhand store by weight. So they sell all these... They process the clothes, sell them by, wait and they go yeah we donated 2% of this to some charity yeah but you know everybody's like oh this is just going to charity right no no no but uh i want to just just take one thing of my wife's and just every day just fucking drop it down there let's see how never notice yeah see how long until she notices is i think it could be over a year before she notices care and repair being able to say

Starting point is 01:36:51 that you've had something for 10 or 15 years is cool it's actually it's the dad telling you know what's really cool is being on time Is it being proper manners? That's cool. Respecting your elders. That's cool. What's cool is saying you've had something for 10 or 15 years. Yeah, that's what's cool.

Starting point is 01:37:14 That's what's cool. Oh, goddamn. Patreon.com slash the boys cast for a new episode every single, premium episode, every single week. Appreciate everyone that I saw this weekend. Catch me in Pittsburgh, Chicago, Detroit this weekend. Catch me in Portland in a bit in Detroit. All right. We'll see you guys later.

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