The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Trump & Rachel Dolezal get Railroaded!

Episode Date: February 23, 2024

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I'm more of a model train god damn it i put my shoes on the wrong hands again the boys Here we go. The Boys Cast. The Boys Cast. We are here at the Boys Cast. And to get Danny and you pumped up, just some Friday motivation. Yeah. Want to get people jacked up.

Want to get people amped up. A little guy who goes by the name of Grant Cardone. If I made $400,000 a year, I would be embarrassed with myself as a husband, a father, basically as a human being. You guys haven't done the math. That's right. Because you cannot live on 400 grand a year. And if you think you can live on 400 grand a year, I might have to go back and add number one. Nothing. Anybody can make 400 grand a year.

All you got to do is show up. Anybody. I don't know if I'm right or wrong. You guys don't need to agree with me. I've already Nothing. Anybody can make 400 grand a year. All you got to do is show up. I don't know if I'm right or wrong. You guys don't need to agree with me. I've already... Well, listen. Here's the thing. Grant Cardone, I personally would be embarrassed to live on 600K a year.

So I actually think that... Yeah. How do you like that, Grant? Grant Cardone says he would be embarrassed to live on 400K a year. 700K a year, I would puke. I would look myself in the mirror i'd i mean i would end it i mean your kids would be starving all eight of your kids would be literally starving do the fucking math dude you're out of in the lineup think about how much of a jackass you must feel

like you're at a food bank in line waiting for scraps being like i make four hundred thousand dollars a year you're a bum i'm at a food bank right now. What has happened? Well, do the math. $600,000 a year. That means you got $50,000 a month. I spend that on escorts alone, Grant Cardone. That is my escort budget.

Oh, he followed me recently on Instagram for some reason. I know, he did follow. He just trashed him for like every episode for two straight months. Someone who works with me mentioned me on the Patreon. He says he's all right. Yeah, I'm sure. Grant Cardone, I'm sure he is. Grant Cardone. I just want you to know, I have a friend of mine, right?

Yeah. I actually have a brother. 10X it. You have 10 brothers now, right? I have 10 brothers, right? Brother of mine dropped his phone. I was laughing really hard. You know what I mean? Sure.

I picked up my phone and I said- Really bad karma for you, but- I'll tell you what happened to my brother it wasn't that my brother looked at me and he said i got a promotion i hope you're happy for me i'm gonna be making 250 000 a year at that point i started laughing i go yeah you should do my job and then i call michael i go listen i go seriously though how much did you make like that that's hilarious i'm glad we all shared a laugh and i do appreciate you that because everyone should laugh sure how much are you actually making and he said no i'm serious at

this point he started crying i go i kept insisting that i seriously want to know how much you're making he's bawling his eyes out right and then i look at him and i go you make 250 grand a year i no longer have a brother i have a sister and then i look at him and i go you make 250 grand a year i no longer have a brother i have a sister and that's what i said and also with that comedy act you're gonna be opening me for opening for me on the road you're gonna be opening me for me on the road and then he said well i make 600k a year i go that's not gonna be happening all right you're you're not the host you're the feature now with that kind of jokes you've already started your negotiations at a low point that's the second rule that i've taught you messed up yeah so i think his i guess his point is he's like you should always aim up it's just like yeah sure great

i mean i guess like again in entrepreneurship theoretically if you have a good enough product like once you're like okay well i made one sale i guess theoretically i can figure out a way i can make a million sales like you're not a lawyer is that what you say that you walk away from a guy after you sucked his dick for 40 bucks you go theoretically no because the problem is when you suck a dick you go well i can only suck so scalable it's not scalable right what he does is scalable so then when you have anything is scalable you go i could it but what if you had an army of men sucking dicks with you well but then

I don't get to suck the dicks and then what am I doing what am I doing at that point just capitalist scum living off of the fucking that's what I do I walk into like you walk into a brothel and you go you you you you all of your salaries combined

triple it that's how much i made last month i spit on the ground i walk out they go what was that guy about we lost a sale though dude i love i love grand cardone these days he's he's he's the he's the pinnacle of that type of stuff yeah yeah i mean hey man that's what you gotta be though you gotta be this braggadocious dude on social media to like i guess i guess if you're just remember that one like it's the same as the guy who's like i know yeah if you don't have six pack abs fuck out of here you're not working you're fired yeah yeah yeah okay and then he's like yeah i don't actually fire people but well it's just so funny because it's like they're trying to be the most extreme guy but then why not be like

anyone who doesn't make a billion kajillion dollars is a fucking piece of shit yeah yeah it was just funny. Taking a think that you're like, okay, how many people make over 400K a year? Like, I don't know. Less than 1%. So he goes, 999 out of 1,000 people are fucking scum. Yeah, yeah. Literally, his whole thing is like, hey, you watching this right now, you're a piece of shit.

I actually think that if you don't make a trillion dollars yesterday, that you fucking belong in a dumpster with me pissing on you. You don't own the Federal Reserve. You're scum. You're pond scum, pal. The episode two of Bugman vs. Bugman, we have decided, will be available now. Well, not exactly now. An hour and a half after this podcast is released.

So you have enough time to watch this podcast. After you're finished releasing this, go fry up some dogs, maybe exactly now. An hour and a half after this podcast is released. So you have enough time to watch this podcast. After you're finished releasing this, go fry up some dogs, maybe steam them. It is a big competition. Patreon.com slash The Boys Cast. We do put a lot of effort into these. We have a lot of special guests. If you're going to listen to the Patreon episode, do that after because we are going to have spoilers on there probably. Sure, yes, we will.

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Never Surrender Hot Tops? Yes or no? No, and I'm a fucking idiot because they're on eBay right now for like seven grand. Oh, your mind's working, eh? Well, no, because now I want them because they're so fire. Woo! I mean, he's got to support himself somehow. Buddy,

he did move a lot of fucking sneakers. Well, it was only a thousand pairs, though. It is hilarious. Guy, that's like his interest expenses on his most recent, like, I know. Like, that's his daily interest expenses. It wasn't the best scam if he's only going to sell a thousand of them. He's paying on his, not settlement,

what is it, his court, whatever, like the $350 million the 350 million whatever yeah i definitely want to talk about that but i'm more interested in the meantime yeah before we move on to talking about his thing i didn't i want to know what your thoughts on the never surrenders are uh little gaudy for my tastes but literally if i they look like a wrestling show they do look like i mean they basically look yeah they look like just a normal nike air like uh maybe an air force one or uh like adidas high top kind of yeah old with some american imagery nope eagles and stuff now do you think there will be other politicians following suit can we expect the ted cruz's the the honest heads the honest ted's toe shoes the hiking shoes that have the toes in them nancy pelosi reebok pumps and it's like the two tits are the pumps oh so you're pumping on the two tits that's what i'm thinking for her i'm gonna get the

pete buda judges what are the pete buda judges i was gonna say they're also sock shoes how about this nicki haley combat boots but you can only buy them for someone else because you would never go into combat yourself so they're combat boots that you take that nicki they can only be purchased as a president for someone a present for someone else okay i've got a couple more how about this yeah ch. Chris Christie Crocs. He looks like a croc. Chris Christie's crocs for sure. He would be a croc, man.

Extra wide. Okay, what do you think in Biden? Obviously. Biden are just New Balance, like those just orthotic New Balance. Orthotics. Yeah. Velcro.

Bidens are like the mall walkers, you know? Velcro mall walkers. Yeah, they're like the Biden Velcro mall walkers Or slippers Velcros They smell like fresh baked cookies AOC 12 million dollar Tax the rich runners

And they are 12 million dollars a pair But there's only one pair You can buy But you can only buy them if you're middle class 12 million dollars but they're only available to middle class people. Not bad. So Danny's been chomping at the bit to talk about this Trump. He walked.

Danny, when this lawsuit happened, Danny told me he was like, we might have to push the podcast back. I'm still grieving. They're doing this shit in plain sight, Ryan. The thing is, all the people who are like the conspiracy nuts who are saying this is what's coming, and they're just doing it. Buddy, I'll tell you. So when this lawsuit happened with Trump, and basically it's, what was it, 350 mil

he has to pay? No, I believe it's 350 million. I believe there's an additional 100 million in retroactive interest. Yeah, I saw that. On the 350. So I guess it's, I don't know if that's part of the 350 or it's 450. Okay. I don't know.

Either way, absurd sum of money. They're talking about, Letitia James is like, if he doesn't pay this, we're going to take his buildings. That's what I saw, yeah. Now she's like, legitimately, she's like, yeah, we're going to take his buildings. That's what I saw, yeah. Now she's like, legitimately, she's like, yeah, we have the powers. That feels like it would be like a debacle if they were like, hey, this is the day that we

take down Trump's building. I feel like that would mobilize some people. They're not taking down the building. No, they're taking down the Trump name and the city owns it. Yeah, the city owns it and they're going to sell it to Obama or something. It's going to be the Obama Tower.

Yeah. I do feel like that would be a final straw for some people. If you want to see another insurrection, I feel like removing the T off the Trump Tower as people marching down to New York, right? Rump Tower, that's all they do? And just a big photo of his

big ol' booty? They call it the Drumpf Tower if they... If they did take down the Trump Tower and replace it with the Trump Tower, I feel like people wouldn't like that. Again, but what are people meant to do? They're doing this, as many people predicted,

they're throwing the kitchen sink at them. It seems like, because it's all women who are doing this, by the way, too. The pussies are grabbing back. Well, the judge was a guy. The judge was a dude. Yeah, but it's being brought forward.

Letitia James. You're saying this is the final form of a pussy grabbing back. This is the pussy. Everybody was waiting. They say that revenge is a dish best served cold. And when he said, I'm grabbing the pussies, and the pussies are like, oh, you'll get yours Mr. Trump

you're right this is a pussy Bonnie Willis or whatever the fuck this is definitely you go to have sex and the chicken in Georgia like it's just all these

female whatever this is a grabbing back pussy like you've never seen before this is you going to have sex with a girl an alien style comes out of there

like and grabs your dick and just rips it off dude they're coming they are throwing the kitchen sink at this guy. Yeah. Well, when this first happened,

I always try to, like, because there is so much, like, fuzz to figure out what happens, you know what I mean? So I did try to do a fairly reasonable, like, okay, what are they saying he did, and then what is he saying he didn't do? No victims.

Yeah, so I'm kind of, like, I'm always trying to find, like, what's the the most aggressive like anti-trump or his best case you know what's the like steel man of like what he did he they're they're like he did i guess uh technically i guess they would say what it's just uh fraudulently um valuing buildings but well this is but that's a two-way street well it's a two-way street for i mean the reason why every building is evaluated rated differently is because they allow you to keep your building for tax purposes at the not rate it's actually worth and the reason for that is if they didn't have that people would just be getting kicked out of their houses from uh that's the big reason like if you owned a house right and it

doubled now they're like oh you owe us an extra four grand uh year property tax you're like well i haven't liquidated the property so it would actually force people out of their houses i agree with that but in his case what he's doing with these like giant real estate deals is he's using his collateral he's using it as collateral and they operate in a different thing this isn't about property taxes like municipal taxes which is a different thing. This isn't about property taxes, like municipal taxes, which is a different thing. He's straight up like, hey, I own this property. I would like to borrow money against it.

I think it's worth 500. This is the, I'll tell you the best case that I've heard against it. Yeah. And I'm not saying it's right or anything. I'm just saying that this is what their side of the story is from someone that like,

you know, feels pretty strongly about this. Yeah. They're saying what he did was he fuzzed it in the sense that he was just like, well, this is what my whole business is worth. And then it was kind of against his business, the collateral, which is a real estate business.

And then all of the individual property. So it wasn't against individual property. So he kind of fuzzed the numbers. They're saying there's some intangibles there, like goodwill, where you go, that's not actually worth anything. No, it actual business the buildings that he fuzzed but it was any lender like go check it yeah go do their dude that that's what their whole job is like if you're an underwriter someone says hey i'd like to borrow money against whatever asset i own and then i

think it's worth x and i'd like and they go we'll loan you 50 against you know loan to value whatever and then you say this is what it's worth and then they come back and they go no this is what it's worth and we'll lend you 50 on this take it or leave it I agree and he goes and they came back and they go okay and I when I looked at it I did not see very convincing cases it seems like the whole judge was like basically they're all like their whole platform was like we're going to fucking take this guy down literally like leticia james in 2018 was she's like he's not the president and i'm coming after him yeah yeah yeah and then they're just doing what they said they were going to do i don't know even the wall street journal was kind of like uh they had a big piece that kind of came out it wasn't editorial but it was

kind of saying like with this and this and the Elon Musk thing, it's the whole reason why people want to invest in America is because it's predictable and doesn't seem so corrupt. You know what I mean? Whereas when shit like this happens, people are just like, well, I mean, I'm equally as likely to put my money in China where it's just as volatile.

Yeah, like China, you invest. Judges can just, like, bankrupt my business out on a grudge. Absolutely. Like China, you go, I'm going to buy a building there, and then one day you just go, yeah, the government's reappropriating your building. Oh, that's Chang's Tower. It's now Meng's Tower. Or whatever.

And you go, yeah, you don't own that anymore, and thanks for coming by. Actually, it's 10 bucks to get in, too, so pay up. Or whatever. And we actually, you came in all those times. We're charging you interest on those. Sure, at least if you just call it even and you keep fucking walking pal yeah but if you buy property in china that is part of your model you go there's a x percent chance that this happens that there's like the government gets something happens and they take the whole thing i think there is a part of it too where it's kind of like it's sort of

like the screlly thing a little bit where there's these kind of things that are on the border that a lot of companies do. Like it was kind of, oh, everyone knows you kind of fudge a little bit in this, but no one really gets dinged for it. And then they make like a huge example of someone. And then after that kind of people are worried.

But again, he's not like the number one real estate developer. You're like, you're only making an example of him because you have a political grudge and he's running for president like it's not like you're like he's the but we asked we asked some people we know like a lot me and danny have group chats where we asked a lot of people their personal opinions like off the record what do you think like is this what is going on here and most of them uh actually i guess all of them were like no this is like straight up activism for sure it's obvious

like they're i mean yeah it's it's i think it's pretty clear what they're doing well i kind of see that but i mean i'm just saying like and that is i mean yeah you're saying it's obvious and maybe i agree but i don't think it's that obvious like there's a lot of real you know journalists and uh you know tv stations being like, no, if you actually look at the thing, what he did do was this and this and this. They're sort of pitching like, no, he actually did do it. This is more show me the man, I'll show you the crime. That's what I think.

That's what I said in a text thread to someone. I actually think it's that. I mean, it is that. It's obviously that. Show me the man, I'll show you the crime. They're coming. And look, nobody like Trump, he's had so many shady dealings in the past.

Of course, if you want to find something. But I'm sure Grant Cardone, love you, Grant, don't take this personally, but I'm sure if they start digging through Grant Cardone, like literally turning over every single rock. I mean, that's what happens with big companies. They come, they're like, oh, let's fucking dig into Google. And all of a sudden they have to pay out 200 mil or whatever.

Yeah, they go, hey, we saw you were like expensing this. We don't allow that expense. 200 million, please. Okay, yeah. And you go, okay. Cost of doing business. It does seem like show me the man, I'll show you the crime. Yeah.

Now the question is, are they coming after him because they know that he actually is popular enough to win. So they're like, we're going to just handcuff his ability to even finance a campaign which is possible because now they're saying that he's he's uh the money going out is is more than the money coming in in terms of his his campaign donations so and if they're saying they're just gonna seize his assets that'll kind of put a hamper on things yeah they do those rallies aren't cheap you probably make some money at those rallies i don't know what do you mean he's selling out arenas i think the rallies are money coming in those are ticketed events do you have to buy tickets

fuck yeah okay i i thought a campaign rally was like you're right less convinced now that i'm talking like i don't think he's buying i don't think like it's a politician i don't know like you know they have those thousand dollar a dinner plate things where you those are for sure campaigns. How much VIP tickets cost for a Trump rally? The NASCAR fans going to see him in Idaho.

How to get tickets to Donald Trump's rally? What's the average cost to attend a Donald Trump rally? I don't know. I could be talking shit right now. No, I think he's making money in rallies. He's in a field, like in fucking Iowa. You're not paid. 25 bucks for a Trump rally in Rapid City.

So they do... Okay. Say something. You're making money at the rallies. I think that's a part of his income. He's making Sebastian Maniscalco money at these rallies. Aren't you embarrassed? Yeah, I figured that politicians don't charge money.

Okay, well, I thought it was funny that... Because Putin's opposition, Navalny... Yeah, Alexei Navalny. Yeah, he obviously got murdered. Sure. But Trump came out... I believe he died of natural causes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You don't want to be on Putin's back. I was reading the St. Petersburg Times. He died of... causes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't want to be on Boone's backside. I was reading the St. Petersburg Times. He died of a... He tripped. Tripped and fell, landed on a fucking knife, did he? Landed on a bullet. Two gunshots in the back of the head.

This guy fucking is head-butting bullets. What do you expect? You're head-butting bullets. I mean, that's the kind of thing that happens. That's what happens. Well, I thought it was funny that Trump did a post basically saying, I'm Navalny in this situation.

He basically said, if you see what's happened to Navalny, you kind of see the same thing happening to me. Yeah. Which, it was like a pretty good troll to some degree, because everyone's like, you love Russia! And he was like, no, I'm Navalny. It was a good reframing by him. In this scenario, I mean, look, there is a good case to be made.

So what do you think happens with the Trump money? Does he just not pay it? Like, what happens? I don't think he could just be, he's appealing it. Yeah. But it's, again, like, there's a level of power above. Dude, you can probably find these judges. Like, some of these judges, you can probably find them, you know,

posting, like, never Trump stuff. Letitia James literally said he's not. She ran on that. find these judges you can like some of these judges you can probably find them you know posting like never trump stuff leticia james literally said he's not she ran on that yeah she ran i'm he's not the president and then she's the one who's prosecuting him like yeah that's crazy this is the definition of activism now again she'll be literally if you get like q anon shaman to be the judge for joe biden yeah and in her mind she she's probably like, no, I'm like Elliot Ness, and I'm campaigning on, we gotta bring down Al Capone. That's of course what she thinks. She's like, oh, I'm

John Gotti. We have to take down John Gotti. Everybody's like, yeah, John Gotti's bad and does illegal things, right? She thinks she's Bush against Osama Bin Laden. Whatever, yeah, it's not that. Or another, you could probably even think of more examples of someone taking down someone else that she thinks she is. Coyote and the Roadrunner, for example.

Definitely. Just stuff like that. Something like that. But yeah, it's crazy. Well, also, they're not done, buddy. I know that they're not done. Elon Musk's thing is clumped in here, but it's just,

they're on that guy's fucking dick right now, man. Yeah, but they're not trying to get him for anything criminal. They are literally trying to, in Georgia, the election interference shit, they're trying to put him in jail. It really does feel like,

there's one thing to ding a guy for money and you get sued and once you get really rich ding a guy for money and you get sued. And once you get really rich, part of the game is you get sued. That is just part of the game. If he goes to... Yeah, exactly. If he goes to jail, Trump,

do you wake up in the morning, tie an American flag bandana around your head, and then hit the streets? No, I go break them out. I'm a real patriot. You got January 6th was bad. Wait till the patriots show up at the prison and try go break them out i'm a real patriot you got january 6th was bad wait till the patriots show up at the prison and try and break the president you get your helicopter license yeah you get a thousand drones to make one giant bigger drone and then helicopter with

the ladder yeah and you go hop on pal we're taking you to the white house what would you do if you did all that you took the helicopter you land in the prison you're breaking out trump you finally get him you go get in mr trump he gets in and he goes and he sits down next to you and he goes this is the best they could do bring me this fat fuck no would you leave him there or would you still take him even after he started verbally abusing well if i'm would you drop him back assuming this is some sort of movie and i'm like the main character in this movie rescuing the president. I think you see yourself as the protagonist, but you were just like an extra. Oh, okay.

Well, in the scenario where I'm the protagonist, I go to get Trump and then I look over there and I see Sam Bankman-Fried and I go, Mr. President, give me a minute. And then he goes, we got to go. We got to go. I go, I got one more job and then you do hand to hand combat with Sam Banker hand to hand combat

he literally like pulls out a fucking shiv I'm like hand to hand to him and then you come back get in the helicopter and he goes what happened

he goes just kick the shit out of me he goes he fucked me up pretty bad I guess he was doing jujitsu or something

this whole time anyways do you know how to drive a plane my arm's broken no I beat the shit out of Sam Bank free like super mario where the coins start just rocking them like all the coins for everybody daniel we gotta go daniel uh that's trump the trump daniel

it's hard to do trump in that context in that context okay so speaking i can't imagine i'm yelling speaking of the deep state because this is what they're talking about yeah i watched a movie called the beekeeper have you seen this thing have you seen the beekeeper i don't watch honestly i barely watch any movies my friend i i never know if they're gonna be good or bad i assume bad the beekeeper is maybe the craziest movie i've ever seen in my life good or bad terrible okay what i liked it okay like seagal style bad but like crazy bad so the whole thing is that the basically there's the deep state of like there's this deep state okay and they're essentially like fighters that come and beat everyone up and kill them uh if the if things get out of whack because they're the bees like how the bees so the yes

jason statham is the beekeeper but he's he was a agent for like he was essentially one above the cia agent which is called the beekeepers and they're essentially like a deep state yeah they're dark dark money off the books and the reason is because bees are what keep everything in order right okay so someone gets too powerful and it's bad the beekeepers come and take care of them right but then he finishes retires from being a beekeeper and then he becomes an actual beekeeper and they never really explain the correlation because don't you get okay but the actual beekeepers are like martial artists yeah they go beat people up has nothing to do with bees yeah but i mean but then he's also a beekeeper after so they keep using the bee analogies but they don't really work at one point the bad guy comes in he goes hey b-boy

is this in theaters right now i saw it on tv i was gonna say because this i'm looking at this i pulled it up and they want you to pay 20 to watch this thing i paid for it you paid 20 bucks so much i paid whatever it costs my friend because i thought the beekeeper looked good it was up my alley but the honestly i thought it was about a guy that was a beekeeper that was an ex-operative whenever i I see ex-operative in the title, I'm sold. You're like, and Jason Statham. If I see ex-operative, you know you got me, my friend. Okay.

But then this beekeeper business, he's a beekeeper. So at one point in the beekeeper, the cop who's sort of fighting against the beekeeper keeps going, the reason he's... By the way, okay, I'm going to back up a bit. The reason the beekeeper is activated and gets back to his old ways is because there's these people that have a scam where they steal money from old people, right?

They call people and steal... They have a call center. What's their race? White. Buddy, oh my God. what country my my friend do you know this is so crazy do you know how normally eastern europe at least you would think so it is a guy who looks like me or you yeah and he stands up and he goes we just cleaned out fucking john adams is uh fucking a million dollars let Let's go.

Woo. It was like boiler room. And he walks around high-fiving people like he's a finance guy that just made a sale because they put a fucking old lady on the screen. They go, just cleaned her out of house and home. And everyone goes, woo. It's like 25 white guys walking around chest bumping each other because they just cleaned out another old lady.

I imagine none of their names. They're like mcginney's and no no steins i imagine no my friend it gets crazier this is just one franchise so there's 40 of them and they all so they have four i think they said 40 to 50 something around that and they're all little franchises with 30 people working at all of them on the call center closing deals cleaning out old people's things where they get their password and they clean them out okay and they got like their scoreboard like who's on the board and they've got 50 of them this is like there's one just downtown manhattan 50 guys go to work and just clean out old ladies all day long illegally right the cops the cops can't do anything about it do you want to know

why why the one running these guys is the female president's son so the female president of the united states the female president's united states of america her son this is sci-fi is what you're saying this is a sci-fi they can't decide whether it's sci-fi or not there's one if you say it's a female president there's literally one where he fights the it's a completely normal movie, like military style, except for one scene where the other beekeeper comes and she basically killed Bill. She's got this like wacky outfit on and they're fighting

and it's sci-fi for about 45 seconds and it goes back to a normal movie. So the lady that's trying to track down the beekeeper because he's trying to kill everyone keeps saying, she goes, the reason he's trying to kill the mom is because bees, when they make a defective offspring, you have to kill the queen, right? Okay. So they say that all movie and that he's doing these bee analogies, right?

Wait, so you lost me for a second here. Are we talking about the president, the queen? Like he's trying to kill the president? The president of the United States of America's son is running a 50 franchise cleaning out old people illegally operation. So basically a Hunter Biden scenario. Hunter Biden. And they have to kill...

Hunter Biden runs 50 different insurance franchises where it's literally a bunch of guys walking around like, whoo, just took another old lady's life savings.

Boiling room scam kind of things. Yes. Cleaning out millions of dollars from old black ladies in this thing. And do they imply that she knows about it? Who? Are they implied that the president knows about this? She kind of finds out about it at the end and she says she's not happy about it.

That's it? She's just not happy that her son is a giant scammer? Some of the money got used to fund her campaign financing. Oh, so this is a little... I see what they're doing here. Danny's back in. But they keep saying the B analogies where they go, because they're doing daniel's back in so but they keep saying the b analogies where they go statham because they're trying to track what statham

does and they keep saying you don't understand the beekeepers like anyone even the president's son he goes to call other people he's like dude i need to do something and he go who is it he goes shows he goes the beekeeper he goes honestly i'd say your prayers tonight because no one's ever i love how this must be this super secret covert thing that everybody knows who this guy is he's like a fucking michael jordan everybody just okay imagine but also if you were a super secret thing called a beekeeper right yeah once you retire why do you go become an actual beekeeper they never explain why like just because it's called the beekeepers why is he an actual beekeeper got into beekeeping into beekeeping. So I'm going to finish this point. Yeah.

Is that they keep saying that he's trying to kill the queen because everything this guy does is bee-oriented, right? And then at the end, he gets in there, kills the son, doesn't kill the mom,

and it had nothing to do with bees once again. They keep saying all these bee analogies and then none of them actually happen. Is there any Jerry Seinfeld? So the only thing that has anything to do with bees is he's a beekeeper and his other job was also called the beekeeper.

But none of the stuff he does is bee oriented. Well I guess he killed the defective of the queen bee. He didn't do it. He killed the sun. That's what I'm saying though. That's not what beekeepers do. Oh, because they have to kill the queen. Beekeepers kill the queen. Gotcha. It honestly was hurting my brain. You're like so why were you drilling it down the entire uh movie that he's acting in accordance with the bees if he's not

yeah so it had nothing to do with bees so it was like it doesn't sounds pretty stupid yeah uh seinfeld in it cameo from b movie from b movie he walks into the white house he kills 800 people single-handedly by the way so in the white house. He kills 800 people single-handedly, by the way. Oh, in the White House. Oh, he kills them in the White House. Or no, they have their other White House that they're at, so like their summer home of the White House. So there's basically like 45 people guarding the president's door.

There's 45 people outside. And then he just sort of walks in, kills them all one by one, marches into the room where the president is, kills the son, jumps out the window and goes home. Does he have his British accent, or is he doing an American accent for this? I think he has an American accent, come to think of it,

but I could be wrong. He must have had an American accent. Yeah, that wouldn't make... I mean, not that we're trying to make sense of this, but the fact that the deep states of the beekeepers is so crazy. Yeah, that sounds like a piece of shit. That's decent reviews.

I couldn't believe this movie was fucking nuts and they keep revealing things like oh by the way the son who runs the the the who runs all these things that ends up being the uh you know you know what the villains seem like you know when you watch a movie like ninja turtles yeah and the bad guys are almost like like caricatures it was really like a lot of it i guess for action thrillers though that is kind of what you got to do is you got to make them these like it's gotta be these kind of caricatures a bit i don't think that's true i don't that's not really the case a lot of times these kind of movies that is like the one more my genre than yours yeah action movies i do not i've not watched

it's only i just literally scroll through before i see retired something retired operative retired cia agent retired That's the only movies I watch, man. Coming back for one last job. I'm more of a Gran Torino type of guy. Just like an old man being racist. You know, that's what I like. Let's go. Just him sitting on the front porch, just being racist.

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You rent a track and field stadium. Yeah, really. Right? And then you don't have testing. And then you don't have testing, which saves money. You have some refs, and then you have prizes. Probably, like, five million is more than enough. I don't know.

They said it's more than enough. They said single-digit millions, and that was plenty. That's all they needed. I can't imagine. I don't know what track and field. And it's getting a. I can't imagine. I don't know what track and field. And it's getting a lot of press. Yeah, I don't know what track and field meets are like, like professional track and field, but I can't imagine they're coming home with more than 50, 100 grand to win.

Well, the thing. I just think it's stupid. That's true. And do you know why it's kind of weird though? Is because it might be. So obviously at first thought you go juiced up Olympics. Sick, right? Yeah.

However, then you kind of think about it and you're like, well, the best people in the world aren't going to leave their normal sport to go be in the juiced up Olympics. So you go, is the 7,000th guy in the world better than the first guy in the world, even if he's juiced? Maybe not. I guess that's the only question that's interesting. I want to see Usain Bolt juiced.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying, though. If they do it once and Usain Bolt still smokes this guy's time, then you're just like, so this is just like an amateur Olympics that doesn't do that good in everyone's juice. No thank you. Yeah, you're going to get the second tier of everybody who would not, like, nobody who thinks that they could be a gold medal Olympian, which is, you probably think in every category,

must be realistically 50 people, maybe, who, like, in their minds are like, I could be an Olympian, maybe 40 people. I don't know. You're not going to get any of them. They want to be in the regular Olympics. So you're getting that next tier. So you have to figure at that point, even with juice, maybe they'll just be as good as. Well, that's the that's the only question.

And if that question goes the other way, where it's like the number one guy not juiced beats the number 8,000 guy juiced. And you go, okay, well, this is done. And technique is such a big thing, too. It's not necessary. I mean, SNL did that schedule. I guess they have to give big money to poach. They got to poach guy number five. Yeah, maybe.

But the problem is, one, I think if you do that, you're done. You probably have to catch them right at the end of their career where they're still there, but like there but they know they're like i'm not going to the next olympics because it's four years away it'd be like if they had the comedian like stealing jokes comedy show where you like use everyone shows they're like you have to be really on the way out to take a contract with the i mean i want to see like weight lifting like i don't think i can't imagine i guess yeah steroids would help with with running and it'll help with everything. I mean, it helps with recovery, I guess, is the big thing. You think RFK is juiced? Yeah.

What is he on? HRT. He's on HRT, right? Testosterone, for sure. I mean, he wasn't. If you look at photos when he was in his 50s, he wasn't jacked like he is now. I know. Which is why, too.

Well, he wasn't working out the same way. He was too busy crushing snooze. I know. Which is why, too... Well, he wasn't working out the same way. He was, you know, too busy crushing snizz. I guess, but I... That, I don't know about the working out part, but I definitely know he was nowhere near as jacked. And he's not super... Like, he does not... I mean, he's 70.

Like, I don't know. You expect a 70-year-old how much weight they can put up, but it's not like he's putting up crazy weight compared to his body size. There's a lot of chin-ups and push-ups, but they're weird. Yeah. He does ones where you just sort of wiggle your arms a little bit.

Well, he probably has, like, all fucked-up shoulders and stuff. I don't know. I don't think a lot of 70-year-olds are doing chin-ups but they're weird yeah he just has where you just sort of wiggle your arms a little bit well he probably has like all fucked up shoulders and stuff i don't know i don't think a lot of 70 year olds are doing chin-ups they asked me to do his benefit show in la and it would have been cool but i was like on the road too much and i was gonna be fucking yeah it was gonna be it was just gonna be like really one of those things where i was already gonna be i'm already like really jam-packed and it would have just been like an overnight flight to get there do the show to come back it was just like too crazy i wonder if he'll have uh any sort of shot and it would have just been like an overnight flight to get there do the show to come back it was just like too crazy yeah i wonder if he'll have uh any sort of shot seems like all this turmoil and everybody's all mad about 80 year old presidents you go but there's a 70 year old everybody's mad about it every every time they do a poll it was like

most people and i think it was uh it's crazy it's literally you two 80 year olds it's never been one 80 year old there's never been one 80 year old running for president ragging pretty old or something he wasn't 80 when he was running he had the alzheimer's but that happened he was fine when the alzheimer's was like i think in later i think he was fine when he started but i'm just saying i don't he didn't start out like this is like an election between literally i guess in some of those other countries where they don't do elections, the guy just goes till he dies. Yeah, we don't want that. I guess Trump's 77 now.

He'll be 78 come the election. Well, the question isn't... I mean, there's 90-year-olds that are sharp, right? It's just that the question is, are they sharp or not? And Biden's like, I'm not doing the tests or anything. They're just like... He's like, I'm not doing the cognitive tests. That would be like, if you asked me to bench press like 500 pounds and i go i got nothing to prove to you i know i could

do it sure except for the i mean again i know i could take down the beekeeper i mean remember what the debate what do i gotta prove the last debate was like like between the two of them that trump lost i'm curious if they even like like, are they going to debate each other? Hmm. That'd be crazy. If Biden has to go. Obviously, they will have to, yeah. Does he have to? Uh-huh. I guess he has to. Yeah, you got to do a debate.

That'll be insane. They're going to be jacking him up full of. What was that? Dude, they're going to be fucking juicing him like crazy. What now? Oh, buddy. Now, the question is, is he sand? Is he kind of.

Mary Annette. They're going to have strings coming down from the ceiling. Now, is there a chance that Biden... They have a string guy accidentally. Trump gets one of his string guys in there, accidentally gets him to do a Hail Hitler on his marionette arms. That's how you really get him done. Is there a chance that Biden's Kaiser Soze-ing this whole thing

and then come fucking debate time, he's just sharp as a tack? In my opinion, I would say 95% in my he's just like sharp as a in my opinion i would say 95 chance he's doing that yeah i think it's most likely he's just this old feeble man i can't remember anything all this stuff and then debate time he goes yeah i'm good let's fucking rock this shit and trump's like oh he goes i've fallen and i can't get up they go to run for someone he does the like back yourself remember jack palance is a really old reference but at the oscars when he I've fallen and I can't get up. They go to run for someone. He does the back flip. You flip yourself back on. Remember Jack Palance? This is a really old reference, but at the Oscars after City Slickers. He came out there and he was doing the one-arm push-ups. This guy's just doing one-arm chin-ups.

And then they come back in. He goes, where am I? So that's probably it. Yeah, possible. Now, most importantly, what I'm not happy about, and you know this about me. Everyone who knows me knows this about me. Yeah. I don't like it when I see black creators getting...

I don't see that... I just don't... Clip it! I don't like to see them losing things that they deserve. Okay. So, in this case, we're talking about Rachel Dolezal. Some of you may know her. Now, this... Black queen this This is a fucking queen

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Really You didn't spark your interest a little bit when jj was sending us messages saying her body looked okay i saw the photo of her like in the lingerie my friend that didn't do a ton for when you think rachel dolezal's out there because first of all she did her cameos yeah she was crushing it on cameo she was then she was crushing on only fans i don't get why she has to be a teacher. It's not making sense to me. Yeah, and she's like a part-time teacher.

She had to change her name and go be a teacher, but I don't get why. She's got to be making pretty good bank on all her shit. I don't know. I wonder. The Cameo stuff I would imagine would drive her. I mean, she's got kids and stuff. I don't know, man. I thought she was making some fucking money.

She's a strong, independent black woman, too, so she probably don't need no man. She doesn't need a man, that kids and stuff. I don't know, man. I thought she was making She's a strong, independent black woman, too, so she probably don't need no man. She doesn't need a man, that's for sure. She don't need no man. But if you look at, buddy, if you look at what Rachel Dolezal's doing, if you type in Rachel Dolezal leaked, yeah, you are.

Type in you, you fucking pervert. I'm seeing $9.99 a month. I'm just seeing what her percentage is, where we're at. What top percentage she is. Yeah, I can't see it. It doesn't show. Danny knows the only fan site, In-N-Out. You're going to want to type in Dolezal

leaks. And you will see, my friend. You'll be leaking if you know what I mean. Buddy, I could crank one out to her. But more importantly, I have not. The crazy part about Dolezal, though, is she's doing everything. Like, you think someone like that, you go, oh, she's showing a few boobs, you know what I mean?

Maybe some cleavage. This woman is bent over spreading her asshole. Yeah, that's what you got to do. That is not necessarily what everyone does. No. Especially famous people. Like, when you hear a lot of times, like, a famous person, that's like, they're doing, like, essentially a Playboy shoot. But she's, like, famous person that's like they're doing like essentially a playboy shoot but she's like famous as like a meme buddy she's she's trying

she's tried every niche yeah she's holding her feet up for the people who like to she's doing like she literally is doing all of the things buffet buddy she she has a butter face but she's not that bad for how old she is how old is she? I don't know If you can find the age 24 46 years old It doesn't crack, that's the thing It does not crack Black does show crack though If you fucking take a peek at these

She's doing all the stuff She's bent over spreading her fucking a-hole She's not messing around man This isn't a titty So she's laying it out on the line. She's got bills to pay. She's got bills, bills, bills. The problem is,

it's such a competitive environment where you probably go, I'm Richard Olsall. People go, yeah, I kind of remember you. She has... No, this is crazy, the words that I'm hearing coming out of your mouth.

I don't know. Because this... Danny Polischuk, everything this woman does turns into like a big tabloid news story. Yeah. And every time you become a big tabloid news story, thousand people probably sign up to see you naked.

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Do you know what the dashiki fucking bill is? You have no idea, right? I don't get it. Your white privilege is really showing right now because you have no idea what a monthly dashiki budget looks like. I wish OnlyFans showed you how much they made, man. I thought that they do kind of have that point. They say you're in the top it doesn't really tell you how much but uh i don't know honestly the body's not that bad they have

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90% of people who get Cameo is fucking messing with the people. Yeah, I know. Well, but you could do it for personal, like if you want to message just to show your boys or something. Santos gets paid too. He could win. He could win because Jimmy Kimmel, it's like

it's on ABC or something. That's a huge, like they, he could make a case to go, yeah, you guys like made money on ABC or something. That's a huge... He could make a case. You go, yeah, you guys made money off of this. He basically... So what happened is he was trying to get cameos off Kimmel and then Kimmel basically... No, Kimmel got him to make cameos. No, Kimmel was getting cameos, putting them on the show.

And basically then Santos messaged him and he's like, listen, this whole cameo business where you're messing with me, I'll allow it, but I want 20K. Sure. Santos will do anything for money right he said he wants 20k kim will deny the 20k and he just keeps like making him make them and then now he's suing i'm basically saying uh he's submitting fake requests but like you would think that he doesn't have a suit but if he does win that has to be bad news for cameo

where it's like you you mess with someone on a cameo and now you're losing money i mean in america crazier things have happened in the in the criminal justice system in this country some of them are happening as we speak some might say i wonder what trump's bills are like huh those must be some fucking do you think that the a republican activist judge makes kimmel pay 445 mil i don't know i think what happens is they say he makes him be settles for a kent sandoz gets to be the host of the daily of Jimmy Kimmel show. He gets Tuesdays on daily show. George Santos' Jimmy Kimmel show.

Yeah. I don't know. He gets, what's the little short Mexican dude who's on the side? Guillermo. Guillermo. He gets to take Guillermo's.

Yeah. Guillermo. It's possible. I don't know. So, okay. So you, and we were talking about domain names Yeah

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so the economist did this article where they said cousin marriage is probably fine in most cases thanks economist it's always one of those things it's kind of like there's certain laws where they go it's illegal to have sex

with your cousin and you could just never be the guy even if you think even if you're the guy that like i did all the studies and it's not that big of a deal you want to be the guy putting that bill forward like you just you know what i mean yeah you never want to be the pro cousin marriage thing you can't be the guy standing up and being like you know we can't even a little bit what i little bit it's a first cousin and my sister and their argument they're making it's only like three percent more birth defects yeah which actually isn't that crazy high but it is more birth defects i mean historically it's been incredibly common like when you were living in you know small towns and stuff rothschilds

like when you were living in you know small towns and stuff rothschilds every i mean like specifically the rothschilds royal family of england yeah yeah i mean not even that just well a lot of times historically everybody lived in a little community and you're just like you had to yeah i mean maybe you had to i didn't have to i'm sure somewhere in the fucking over in ireland they were a lot of cousin i don't know you're having a couple creamy pints at the pub ryan that first cousin starts looking all right that's true some of those fucking drunk irish people didn't even realize it's nothing you don't realize you're just like yeah there's two chicks who are not my didn't realize i said my thing is is there any like you know second third order effects here where because they they made it illegal it's actually like depopulating the thing because it's just like less hot uh

because he's like it's just more hot to maybe bang your cousin and then maybe there'll be more kids well doesn't even that's okay i think a part of it is weird because like it doesn't even affect you because if you're banging a cousin that's a dude it's like what's the issue you know what i mean that's true gay cousin yeah that should not be illegal that's that's literally homophobic if you can't bang right but so if there's some people kind of starting to you know get this into the atmosphere when they're trying to normalize things like they're always like looking for stuff that they could take down right and they're just like well it's this cousin law like that's discrimination against cousins but i was loving the idea though that if like cousin

like essentially incest becomes a uh it becomes like a a part of the acronym oh yeah that would be so funny if like it's essentially some, I don't know, like the stereotypical trailer park rednecks. Like now what part of the LGBTQ agonist? Yeah, they're like marching on a Zin float. On a Copenhagen float. That would be so funny though if they forced incest on the spectrum. I think that's when gay guys would finally have enough. Because gay guys right now, they're adding a lot of things to their unit. I think if you were a gay guy and they were like, yeah, incest on the spectrum like i think that's when gay guys would finally have enough because gay guys right now they're adding a lot of things to their their unit i think if you were a gay guy

and they were like yeah incest too like you guys the incest people and they'd be like i think we're gonna go it's gonna be gays gonna going our own way gigged out they might have to i actually think the gays would go their own way if you threw if you slapped incest on the acronym yeah well i guess they're trying to say that are they trying to say that it's you slapped incest on the acronym. Yeah. Well, I guess they're trying to say that... Are they trying to say that it's not technically incest? Are they being like, um, actually... No, I think they're saying

it is incest, but so what? Yeah, so what? So fucking what? So, yeah, it's not a big... It's historically not been that big of a deal. They're saying it ain't no thing, man.

Ain't no thing. It's all good in the hood, man. Let's see what these people's cousins look like. That's what I want to see. Yeah, let's... Yeah, it's easy for you to say.'s see what these people's cousins look like that's what i want yeah let's yeah it's easy for you to say you got some smoking hot cousins over there it's so funny it's a tough one because why i guess why what is even who is lobbying for like who's complaining i think some these things happen where someone just has to write articles

and they need like another thing to normalize and they're running out of stuff to normalize, right? Because everything's got normalized. Is it illegal to marry your cousin? Yeah. In the state of New York, the answer is absolutely. In the state of New York, a person can most definitely marry their first cousin. I'm pretty sure it's illegal places to have sex with them.

Okay. Here's this. This is in the state of New York. What's the downside of marrying your cousin? Well, New York State allows first cousins to marry. Some other states, ones that don't legally allow first cousins to marry each other, will not recognize you as legal. So you can get in the state of New York. Sexual relationship between family members who are not spouses,

formerly known as incest, is illegal across the U.S. because of the harm it can cause to family relationships. So that's the first thing you do. I'm saying I don't know if they count. Incest is illegal in all 50 states. What kind of fucking weird web are you on right now? I'm typing in the same stuff. I'm getting different answers.

This is 981thehawk.com. I'm just looking on kju.am. No, this is some radio website this is I'm asking every single thing this is legal

match in the United States it's illegal in 50 states it's considered a criminal offense punishable by fines and

imprisonment insist is defined as sexual relationships or marriage between people who are closely related such as siblings parents and

children and cousins so what are you reading? I don't know. Okay, here's, this is the New York. Bangyourcousin.com, it's all good. Incestuous and void marriages in New York State. It says, a marriage is incestuous and void

whether the relatives are legitimate or illegitimate to either an ancestor and a descendant, a brother and a sister of either the whole or the half-blood, uncle and niece or an aunt and nephew. Well, you know where it always gets weird is because a lot of these people, these sperm donors that went and donated like 50,000 sperms,

these people start dating and they realize they were like blood relatives. I don't think cousins count in this. An ancestor or a descendant? Oh, maybe, but according to Google's top things, it does, but I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I'll tell you what,

I'm not searching for the loophole. God, give me an answer here. Yeah, Danny's on page number five. It's got to be one of these articles. It's got to say it's illegal. It's got to say it's legal. Yeah. All right, well.

I want to say that I was just in Pittsburgh, and Pittsburgh's a dump. I've been on tour for three years pretty consistently. Those are the worst shows I've had in the history of my Really you don't like Pittsburgh These shows This is the worst I don't know what's wrong with them Something's fucked up in their heads man

I'll tell you what The worse a city is The more their entire identity is the sports team You'll tell you that much I mean Pittsburgh is they have multiple big sports teams. They got the Penguins. They got everything but basketball. I met, I had one or two good shows. There was some nice people there. I'm glad

people came out to the shows. It was fairly short notice. They weren't good shows. This is the first weekend I've done in three months where I walked, or three years where I walked away and said, I didn't like that. Interesting. That was not a fun time. people were not having good sets yeah not it just wasn't good i don't even know how to explain it we felt like i was

at the fucking imperial and pubbing like where we used to do comedy just just work is what you're saying it's a weird city man drake was there so every hotel's at capacity we had to stay like half an hour away from the venue because the thing couldn't handle the infrastructure for drake i wonder how they felt about the drake show i wonder drake's like dude i hate pittsburgh do you think drake had a good show i think drake did okay we had some we did okay turnouts it wasn't really the issue yeah there's one trans girl i mean there's one trans girl working there there's zero modifications i'm telling you it was i forget what you you see when you go you see like trans people that aren't in like the major cities yeah they do all the stuff here this

it's they like grow their hair a little shaggy that's the entire modification which way was this which which direction uh got a girl got a girl i'm telling you zero modifications just hair longer a bit longer a bit longer itither's sideburns out. Just real fucking, just those pork chops. Zero modifications. They just have like a pink sweater on. That's it. All right.

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to influencers to be exempted influencers which is insane i get what they're thinking but they really don't understand how tied these people's identities are to being fat dude is the best so they're like blowing the whistle all these body positive influencers are coming out and they're not happy because ozempic's kind of like hey man big fan love what you do love all the body positive stuff being fat's great do you want to do a five thousand dollar sponsorship for a weed laws drug and also not be fat anymore you really do that's the craziest part the craziest part is what you're saying because i bet you a lot of these fat influencers aren't really making that much money and ozempic's offering them like a 10 get

10k payday to be like the ozempic spokesperson yeah but they're just like fuck i like you know what it's probably the most money some of these people have ever got offered easily but they they but they're like if i take this what do you if you built an entire brand of being fats amazing then what afterwards for sure either you have to go gain back all that weight. And then you go jokes on Ozempic. I actually gained the weight back. That was a prank I pulled on Ozempic because being fat's amazing.

Yeah. I actually haven't been injecting myself. That's the only thing you could do. You go, you take it and then you're just not injecting yourself. I go, hey, they pay me all this money. I guess Ozempic doesn't work. Yay, fat people.

Like that's what you do. You just go, yeah, look, look i'm injecting it and then you just like don't inject it i don't know those big lawyers at ozempic might take those fats to the cleaners man i don't know prove it i guess prove them but uh yeah it is the perfect demographic like if you are ozempic it a body positive influencer that their whole thing is being fat is amazing you'll never find someone that has like a bigger audience of fats it is literally yeah but the problem is they're all being told that it's they should remain fat like none of them this is until they're not like the workout community of trying to like hey we're fat but we're trying to get skinny which there is that community that exists as well like we're all, trying to turn our lives around. These are, like, we are perfect the way we are. Why would we change this?

But also, probably impressionable people, right? Sure. And it is also the lazy community a little bit because Ozempic, the whole thing is you're not telling them

they have to do anything, right? You're telling them it's a magic potion. It is. Yeah, that's the whole deal. It's just a magic potion. Yeah, some people are coming out now saying that magic potion

has a lot of really bad side effects. I mean, you certainly can't think that there'll be zero side effects or something like that to just a thing you inject once a month or whatever. This girl's been a fat activist for more than a decade.

So when she started to receive email after email from wellness companies offering weight loss drugs, she thought it was spam. Then she saw other creators. She was, Can I eat these emails i like spam and then other creators so it's sort of like a scandal in the fat influencer community well

they're like i i can't believe like they're offended right like they're like insulted they're insulted yeah yeah like that's like if some feminist podcast was like hey can we run a sponsorship or whatever no on this show or something like men are bad podcast can we like run a thing well I've actually said no to some because we do a lot of like health stuff

and generally we try to do stuff that like we like in the making yourself better vein and like for example we'll have one for like a fast food thing making yourself better vein and like for example we'll have one for uh like a fast food thing or something or something that like and i we never i always say no to those what can you just stop filming for something you're telling me i could have been a spokesperson for mcdonald's mcdonald's was one of them if you tell me it was fucking Arby's, I'm about to walk the fuck out of here, Ryan.

Yeah, so anyways, they wanted us to do a quick ad read and then we were going to get free Arby's for life. Lunch? I said, I think I speak for both of us And that's not something we're interested in Not big fan of those delicious curly fries From Arby's

Would you do a Zempic thing if they reached out? I don't know Depends on how much money it was 500 500 bucks? I know some people on Zempic I don't know. Depends how much money it was. Okay. Five hundo. 500 bucks? Well, I bet... So that is... I know some people on Ozempic.

I haven't actually heard a ton of great reviews. Like, we know some comics you have taken in. Yeah. They say it makes you feel kind of bad. Well, JJ's been going hard on the idea that it wrecks... JJ listened to one fucking Joe Rogan podcast where Peter Attia was talking about it. I think it was Peter Attia. I think he did his own research. And then where Peter Attia was talking about it. I think it was Peter Attia.

I think he did his own research. And then literally Peter Attia's like, yeah, you know what? People lose a lot of muscle mass. And you're like, yes, they lose muscle mass because the type of people who take Ozepic don't work out.

I think he was in the lab with the test tubes. It's like a bunch of old ladies who are taking it and not working out. And you're, yes. Well, JJ seems to think it's bad. Well, if JJ thinks it's bad.'s bad i mean look there's certainly potential

that there will come out to be some sort of negative thing down the down the road on balance i definitely think for some people it's i agree with you it's probably like you go whatever a negative effects it has are not nearly as bad as the negative effects of being 300 pounds overweight or yeah exactly being like 400 pounds of being 50 years old and you're like okay time's ticking on this like you either do something about this now or you die soon oh sure but i will say if you are trying to find someone to be the spokesperson for this it is pretty fair to say that the best demographic in the world is people that follow body positive influencers one what other thing is that okay 100 of the people watching that need

that product yeah they need it but the problem is is how do you convince them that when that becomes part of like their identity it's like a trojan horse kind of thing because they're probably the least it's a one This is one last job When you're getting out of the influencing game I think you want to go more like Yeah, kind of Well then you follow your weight loss journey Some of them might have said all this stuff about being fat's amazing

So they're running out of things to say What about retired offensive linemen? Like you retire as an offensive lineman A lot of those guys I'm not saying they're the only person in the world that can do it But then they can be like, I'll follow your weight loss journey But I'm not saying they're the only person in the world that can do it, but then they can be like, I'll follow your weight loss journey.

But that's not what they're saying. They're like flabbergasted. They're not happy campers. I mean, honestly, from a business perspective for them, that is very short-sighted. Because, yeah, you'll get skinny and lose everybody along the way. No, yeah.

And then you'll be left looking like just like a regular person. Dude, it's literally the thing that comedians got into the problem of where there was so many comics that like I'm the fat funny guy. Yeah. And then their whole act is about being fat

and then they lose weight and they're just like, I used to be fat. Yeah, I used to be fat. And people are like, yeah, you know, I really can't see this. Really, you can't see it. But the thing that they're doing is the fat influencer said, she goes, she told Yahoo News,

she has similar emails for months and receives them every day. I find that these companies are targeting the most outspoken about body acceptance in hopes of converting or silencing us. Silencing us. I mean, she thinks that's what she doesn't think like oh you have a good audience you'd be perfect for this you're fat and we just sent this to a million people in her mind she's saying like this body positive stuff's gotta go i mean what they should do is they should hire some sort of beekeeper type dude and go find these people

in public and then feed them honey no oh just stick them just like you go okay look here's a body positivity influencer we need to get rid of this nonsense just stick them with this is where she lives once a week you have to like bump into her at the fucking grocery store like in the feed aisle or whatever you know and you just kind of be like oh excuse me and you just kind of stab her in the ass and you go what was that because you know there's like a thing where it got like in new york and stuff where people like would do that they're like like stick people with needles it's what that's what people don't know that's the scary part i've seen that on movies no that was there was a guy doing that in new york like dude i just walked over here i came up the steps of the fucking 34th station

there was a chick laid out across the stairs and just like needles everywhere. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I'm not saying she was doing that. Did you take your pants off and say, I heard you like needles? Is that something you said? I heard you say, you like needles, eh? Needle D-A-F.

Needle D-A-F. But anyways, people do that. Needle A-F. But that would be a better strategy you just get rid of that for your dick pics right needle af that could kind of get by them because probably in afghanistan they go nothing wrong with needles what what what shooting the guns in the air. But you mentioned the silencing us, which is funny. But to me, converting is even funnier.

The idea of saying that they're trying to like, they're doing fat conversion therapy. Yeah, it is fat conversion. To me, that's so funny. They used to have a thing. It was called Fat Camp. There were many comedy movies made along the lines. The weight loss industry is a multi-billion dollar industry that will go belly up no pun intended if people love themselves but i will say if they always talk they're kind of saying that like uh if people

start loving themselves you know the fat industry the weight loss industry will do bad but it's like i bet if you did a poll uh the people that eat Big Macs nonstop every day probably are the ones that love themselves less. If you love yourself and you consider your body your temple, you're not going to put that garbage down your throat every day. That's what someone who hates himself does. This is like the horseshoe theory, though, where these people came so far the other way around

where they're like, I love myself, so I do whatever the fuck i want a bit of a cope though right of course you know if you came in here today and you were just like you know i was just thinking and i just love me i go are you okay like i'm in i am i'm i love myself ryan i've started using heroin i love myself i i'm enough you know there's nothing wrong with me i would be like seems like danny's going through it right now yeah of course of course it is a hundred percent of coke you know the show love is blind yep there's this girl on it recently and so they basically do all the dates like where they can't see each other and the girl the one guy left his wife and picked this girl because she said that people always say she looks like megan fox and oh i saw the photo of her

yeah it's kind of become a big thing but he left his wife before he saw her yeah what what is because i don't i haven't seen the show but like what is the because i know they like go on a date someone told me that and i didn't ask more questions okay i was gonna say i'm like how does that work aren't you just like in a studio i was told this by a fan of the show. Big fan of the show. Mentioned that he left his wife when I was talking about it. Okay, okay, okay. But the funny part is what I did watch was the video where he meets her the first time. And the face on this guy is incredible, my friend.

His face on her is incredible, too. He realizes he just got catfished, and he just kind of looks. He's just like, huh. I left my wife, too.'t i can't already i can't wait to be together forever and he's like yes forever and he puts his she's not that big she's just got like 30 40 extra pounds she's not that bad pretty like kind of a normal looking person but she she sold him like she's the real hottie and this guy's yeah the spoiler alert love's not as blind as this i want you to believe it is so on the topic they did they did these uh studies because in new york you know they're trying to get rid of the obesity gap but they did another article about it and they were saying the

obesity gap's really big but and they're doing the same thing with the wage gap where the obesity gap is they go they take fat people and take skinny people and they go skinny people make more well i guess that's because of discrimination right but it's like we'll take that to the logical extreme it's like why don't you take jacked guys and take normal guys and you go you might find out that guys that are in really good shape are making more money than normal people it's like well is it normal guy phobic like you know what i mean it's like yes they're type of guy that probably goes to the gym type a like go-getter dude wakes up at fucking 5 a.m and works out is also the type of guy who probably works harder.

Well, yes, and the type of person who's the type of woman that's 300 pounds overweight might not be fucking waking up at 6 a.m. to prepare for that presentation. I mean, it goes back to what we said at the beginning with that guy who only hires six-pack people. You know, people with six-pack abs. It kind of does tell you something about that person. That being said, there might be, and this is what we'd have to find out yeah there might be a point where it uh where it goes the other way first off this is off of bmi which i know is like you know sometimes can be deceiving in terms of uh because like you know bm there's dudes who have a high bmi who are jacked yeah yeah yeah yeah like they'll be like oh this guy's just overweight he's got high bmi you're like that's

the rock like the rock has a probably a BMI of over 30. You're like, not everybody's like The Rock. But probably not for normal people as much. But Wall Street Journal released a thing, and they said, to save money, maybe you should skip breakfast. And everyone was obviously kind of dunking on it, because it was just like, they're saying the economy's bad. Yeah.

Hey, well, here's an idea. Skip breakfast. You're like, that here's an idea skip breakfast it's the cheapest meal of the day you should skip dinner well that's what they're saying it's not that cheap anymore they're saying eggs is going up everything dude i shop at whole foods which is arguably maybe the top maybe the third most expensive uh grocery store in new york city like there's a couple like really like morton williams like the really expensive ones i don't step foot in them. I buy 18 eggs. They're $6. Mm-hmm.

So if you eat four eggs, that's, what, a dollar? Well, I would, yes. I'm not. I mean, I actually don't think skipping breakfast is the worst idea, but I'd like to see the. I'm just saying for money-saving purposes. I'd like to see this kind of propaganda meet with the fat influencers and kind of the intersection of like to save money and skip breakfast yeah what have you seen did you see the two fat professors thing yeah the professor the nutty professors and there's uh they have like a troop i guess a professor troop and they're called two fat professors it's like so funny i have two fat professors we're like so funny two fat professors

we're like literally remember that movie Revenge of the Nerds I think one of them comes out yeah one of them comes out and sings and one of them raps

so they go two fat professors he goes we're too fat we're too fly we're too fat we're too too fat

too fly just two guys they're not guys one of them might be trans or something. Yeah, I have a theory that we're currently just living through Revenge of the Nerds. Yeah.

Basically, any person who was ever bullied is now... Have you noticed, I don't know, is your Instagram like this, where a lot of the most viral people on Instagram right now are people who kind of would have been not the most viral people on instagram right now or like people who kind of would have been like not the most popular people well facebook's an interesting one for me because i don't follow anyone yeah so i actually just see like raw shit that like sure yeah you know what i mean like i don't really have an algorithm and it's like i'm not kidding on what you're saying one out of eight

people is like just a guy with no legs that's what i'm saying it's like there'll be like a guy with like you know there'll be like a legitimately like yeah a guy with no legs a guy who like shot his face off a guy a lot of that kind of down syndrome like legitimately like down like the you know someone who's 800 like it's there we're just it could be revenge of the nerds or it's like they've figured out how to have like modern day freak show yeah i guess maybe that's what it is maybe it's modern day freak show. Yeah, I guess. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe it's modern day freak show. You know, but we know who works, who's writing these algorithms. Yeah.

And you can sort of tell yourself you're being like the nerds who are controlling the people who are controlling what we see and ingest. That's a good point. The fucking nerds. Mm hmm. Right. And they were poorly treated for most of time. And now they're getting their cute little revenge on us, huh?

And what is their revenge exactly? I don't know. They're saying the revenge is like, push me around in a locker. Well, here's a guy with no legs. Push me around in a locker. Well, the most famous guy on the fucking Instagram right now is a guy who got pushed in the locker all the time. So how do you feel about that? I don't think anyone's pushing the no arms, no legs guy in the locker.

They're rolling him into the locker. Yes, Ryan. It's pushing the no arms, no legs guy in the locker. They're rolling him into the locker. Yes, Ryan. It's not the worst theory. Yeah. Anyways, that's what I think. Because we see this stuff and then we're like, yeah, we're like, these are people. Your theory falls apart where the hot girls still good, but I still do good. But I guess the nerds would still simp for the hot girl.

Yeah. But you know what? But there is, I think, like, yeah, the top tier of like hot girls do well. But there's like this huge middle right now of hot girls who are just kind of flailing around being like nobody cares dude it's wild to watch a hot girl flail like when you see

when you see like a pretty hot girl not smoking but like she lived in some small town she was sought after in high school no question about it and she's got fucking top class and she's got like 2,000 followers and she's like showing all the time and you're like you see like a little bit of her like her asshole in her photos dude those breastfeeding videos we saw the other day oh my god man i sent this to there's this girl who figured out this is danny has these

posted at pod danny hard.af this is literally this OnlyFans chick so because you're allowed breastfeeding is allowed on Instagram that's not a violation you do not get dinged for breastfeeding so she straight up found a doll that is like a super

lifelike baby doll and so she just whips her tits out and just pretends that she's feeding a fake baby but because it looks so lifelike baby doll and so she just whips her tits out and just pretends that she's feeding a fake baby but because it's so looks so lifelike they just go i guess it's a baby it's nothing to see here yet there's everything to see here i know yeah i mean that's probably and i'm getting fucking kicked off for sexual solicitation what fucking world are we living in the breastfeeding channels with the fake babies is fucking out of control. And again, you would think that

if there is some sort of content moderation on Instagram or whatever, they'd be like, okay, well, let's just click on her. Oh, she has the OnlyFans. She's a fake baby, yeah. She's a fake baby. She's skirting this thing.

Let's ban her for life, no question. And it's not a small account like a quarter a million followers like they know who she is okay but and now you imagine you're a guy at facebook and they go hey you need to ban some accounts you go on the one hand you have like a girl with her tits out the other hand you have danny making his fucking palestinian jokes and then you go you go hmm i wonder which one of these two i'm gonna get rid of or it's literally the you know the guy was sweating pressing the button except this guy's not sweating fat podcast podcast you're talking about palestine

girl feeding fake babies with her jugs yeah that's a good point i i more so think they're like yo you got to kick this guy off or this chick off and then he's going through the feed Girl feeding fake babies with her jugs. Yeah, that's a good point. I more so think they're like, yo, you got to kick this guy off, or this chick off, and then he's going through the feed, and then he's like, what was I supposed to be doing? I think sometimes...

What was the job description? I don't remember. It's true, yeah. He's just mesmerized by the... Yeah, he's like... His boss comes in, his eyes are just doing the spiral circles. And he goes, did you do what I told you to do? He goes, I kicked that Danny guy off again.

Give him the boots. He's gone. But I will say that the people that are getting rocked by social media the most, in my opinion, I know a lot of times teenagers, it's bad for them and stuff like that. Yeah. But middle-aged moms really get rocked by social media because they didn't grow up in the internet. People that are 45-year-old moms, they find a subculture and they still read it like it's

the Sunday paper. Yeah. So they believe everything they see there. You know what I mean of course and they also get in their little uh they get in their little algorithms and they think that's the whole world i feel like they're not equipped to deal with as much and they said apps and social media influencers are wrongly making middle-aged women think they have eight ehd experts warn and so middle-aged women are going on social media and then, you know, diagnosing themselves with ADHD.

Sure. And by the way, I will say doctors, I did a video about this, but doctors will prescribe. I went to get, I got pills for sleeping. Yeah. You, you literally walk in and you tell them what you want. Like they don't, they don't ask questions. There's tons of websites right now too, with the telehealth stuff where it's like, you don't even walk in. Well, I didn't walk in. I didn't walk in. Oh yeah. You mean, there's tons of websites right now, too, with the telehealth stuff where it's like you don't even walk in.

Well, I didn't walk in. I didn't walk in. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You make a phone call. I don't have health insurance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you don't need health insurance to walk in. Well, it's cheaper to go to these ones.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, it's easier. You just go on the thing. You do a FaceTime and you just go, hey, this is what I want. And they go, okay. Literally, you just do that? Yeah. I had my whole story prepared, too.

And they don't care. Buddy? I had my whole story prepared too and they don't care buddy i had my whole story prepared you have like a fucking neck brace on you're like a fucking crutch you walk into frame you're like hello the girl barely looks up she asked me what milligrams i want i go i don't know she goes you want the highest one i go all right aren't you some sort of doctor didn't tell me anything by the way because i'm kind of like is there anything i should know she's like man and by the way like drinking on this stuff's bad for example you know what i mean didn't mention anything like that no they just they're like you tell me when to watch she goes listen i'm gonna start writing you tell me when to stop

yeah so it's pretty crazy so i think moms they go on this thing and what it tells you is you have adhd it's shit like they go uh you know sometimes you procrastinate and you're going well that's fucking me that's oh that's me yeah oh i think i've been known to procrastinate a little bit like when they're talking to the high school kids they're like you know would you if you have an assignment to finish do you end up sometimes finishing that last night and you go fucking this is margaret on a fucking dead to rights that's me that's me you know when i gotta make brownies for the bake sale yeah you know i'm up at six in the morning making them because i didn't do it the night before exactly yeah i spent too much time well i guess uh two years ago yeah green gables reruns that's my old adhd acting up so they convince these guys they literally go on tiktok

for 45 minutes and they've got these middle-aged moms convinced they're retarded i mean the phones is probably not glued to the phones is probably not helping rewiring your brain at such an old age like that it this is what i'm saying man and they're impressionable as well right and a lot of them have nothing but time on their hands especially if they don't work whoa you have two options you became you could these are your i'd say you have four options as a middle-aged mom you become a trump mom yeah a cnn mom yep a drunk yeah which that's the venn diagram there could be overlaps there could be overlap or disabled yeah yes that's yeah yeah yeah that's i'm trying to think that's about it yeah yes they're out there uh there's probably some other options as well

but they all fall under those categories yeah yeah that's that's about all of them but this is what happens they get on these i guess pill addict i put that in the drunk category yeah probably just drunk self-medicating self-medicating. Self-medicating. Or they'd be convinced they're disabled. They watch like 40 videos and they march into the office and they're like, I need the works. Yeah. So TikTok is like the best thing that ever happened in the pharmaceutical industry. These guys are doing influencing for ADHD medication for free.

Yeah. Yeah. They're basically ADHD salesmen. These TikTok influencers. And just the nature of just the algorithm is just it's doing the work for you. I'll tell you what man, I would look into that conspiracy where you have Big Pharma paying off people at Facebook to boost ADHD content.

Interesting. That's real big money right there, my friend. That would be quite a scandal. It would be a little bit of... That would be scandalous. It would be quite a scandal but also it might just be on page 25 and you never hear about it again. That's true, yeah. Also, also yeah i don't know because there's a degree to which maybe you know the way they jig up the algorithms or whatever that just makes you just old well then they go to their bake sale with the other moms and the other moms are kind of like well i was on

tiktok i found out i have ocd and the other girl goes i have have OCD and ADHD. Well, what do you have, Stephanie? And she goes, I mean, I'm just, I don't, OCD as well. Then she walks into her doctor. She goes, I'm looking like a fucking idiot out there. What are you fucking doing, huh? I need the works. Yeah. Yeah. That's, I

mean, but the problem is with TikTok is you sometimes learn something valuable on there, you know? I don't fucking think I learned too much valuable on TikTok, if I'm being completely honest with you. The only thing I use TikTok for is maybe like kind of keep up on what's going on. Yeah. Like what's every now, every maybe once a week when I'm doing the podcast, I'll spend an hour on there kind of being like, what's happening on fucking the talk right now? Yeah. And spoiler alert, not a lot.

Fake breastfeeding. My whole thing is just all that's going on right now in the world is just fake breastfeeding i'll tell you what no news no geopolitics that's just because you're municipal nothing just because your algorithm just women breastfeeding you're just like he's the entire internet women breastfeeding everyone's like that's your algorithm you i'm pretty sure that's all that's happening. That is you. Every woman is just breastfeeding nonstop. These babies,

these babies are so parched. That is you. The titties are never drained and the babies are never full. So there's this woman, Ruby Frank, and she was like a family influencer yep and then she's basically in court right now and she's up to 60 years she's gonna do real time she got sentenced well she she serves she's going to serve up to 60 years yeah oh she got sentenced yeah

but she was legitimately like a parenting influencer. Yeah. And then the things that like, when they start going through the stories, I really do think after a certain age, if you were to look at like women over 50 who like became like big influencers, I bet you if you looked into which one of them are like mentally unwell, I bet you it's like 30%.

30%, eh? It's pretty low. mentally unwell i bet you it's like 30 30 percent hey it's pretty low estimate 30 the problem is all those people are trying to be want to be famous for the sake of fame which is the worst way to like 100 the absolute worst thing is like fame should be a with no product fame with no craft your worst thing is like fame should be a byproduct. Fame with no craft. Fame with no craft. Like fame should be a byproduct of something you do. You should not aim to just be famous at any cost. That's a really good point.

Fame without the thing attached to it is deadly for your brain. Yeah, you just like, when you just go, I just want to be famous. And then they just go, hey, you can just, here's a phone and you can do it. And you're like, oh, what's your thing going to be? And you're just like, oh, you can just, here's a phone and you can do it. And you're like, what's your thing going to be? And you're just like, oh, maybe I'm family. You're like, everybody has a family, you fucking jackass. You're like, well, I abuse them behind the scenes. It really gets them going when we're on camera.

But it's funny because she was, dude, the idea that this woman's giving people advice and the the things she was doing her kids are like yeah she would like duct tape me up and put me in the corner feed her kids and shit like her they found her one son her son was like emaciated had to go to the hospital because it was like so malnourished and had duct tape stuck to his like wrists and like this is like real do you know how crazy that is to be doing that and then putting on the phone and then being like is someone ready to act and then he finally takes the he's like if you want to get your food you have to be like here we are like just like cattle prodding them under the tables just like and she's giving she's giving advice on how to be a parent now the question is is because sometimes

people can kind of have like compartmentalize the two things. Like I wonder if some people are like, that's so fucked up. But like her advice was good. She was really good. The casserole recipe that she popped, that tuna casserole. We still eat that every Thursday night. So let's see what she says. She goes, she admitted to torturing her children by holding their heads underwater. Like Guantanamo Bay?

And she's like, now sometimes the kids don't want to eat their broccoli. And you got to be firm, but you want to go for 45. Now, when they get to seven or eight years old, you're going to want to really teach it to them. That's insane. Holding the kids' heads underwater is next level i mean the crazy thing is there's uh like a family influencer now who's

doing this who hasn't been caught buddy a lot of times you see the one where the girl accidentally uploaded yeah yeah she accidentally uploaded her being like dog died and she's like cry more come on get the tears up there. Come on, baby. Yeah, yeah. Like there's... I mean, that's happening now. Of course.

That's the crazy thing is every time you watch some family influence, you go... Dude, the world's turned into a futuristic dystopian nightmare in some ways. Yeah. Well, it's the whole... Whatever. Everybody's going to get their 15 minutes of fame but i guess just nobody uh and you know like the surveillance state just nobody could have anticipated that people would be willfully just filming themselves that's true yeah it's not like there's these cameras everywhere it's just like we're doing it i don't think that i could

date or marry or have kids with a woman that wanted to be family influencers like an influencer family problem though being the kid don't find out until it's too late i know like the guy is they eventually got separated and that whole thing well this guy got he was just like wanted to have a white picket fence and he probably worked at an insurance company and she was suzy homemaker and then she got that fucking devil phone in her pocket youtube pops up or whatever and she goes you know what i could do something she probably just posted one video of like look at us at christmas got into the algorithm got in the algorithm right and then he's probably like yeah you know what she's got a cute little hobby and then cut to fucking 10 months later the kids have like just chained up over pipes and she's

just like hitting them with fucking bamboo that fast because they don't act well for her fucking tiktoks and you're like she comes to the room waking up in the middle of the night do you know how many views that was oh my god horrific they have another good one uh so that this is a new term alert and it's called rebecca syndrome and so rebecca syndrome's trending and we got an actual therapist to explain it and basically it's uh when a chick stalks her ex-boyfriend and they're calling it rebecca syndrome this is a cute little syndrome okay it's all too easy to look up our partner's exes look like what they do for work what type of person they are maybe our partner even has old photos with them on instagram one term for this jealousy's rebecca syndrome takes the name for the 1938 novel behind these googleable labels are obsessional problems obsessional problems and tend to be quite complicated they

tend to have very long histories but so they're not talking about just a regular chick. Because every chick does this to some degree. Yeah. And I'm sure guys do it too. I don't think as much. Dude, I would put it this way. Okay, I'm going to put something out here. And you can disagree.

Tell me what you think. I think you'd be surprised to find out that 50% of chicks have a burner. And it's not always just like I'm saying so they could like... A burner phone? No, a burner account. Oh. And it's not just so they could like do... It's not like for infidelity only.

Yeah. This is mostly like so they could creep. Like they're nosy. I'm not even saying... Like where they'll go follow someone just because like for private accounts and stuff. So they can go look at stories of people without them knowing right like i would i would say like 50 of chicks have a fake account where they can a finsta yeah where they can go look at other people's stories without them knowing and some of them are like looking at ex-boyfriends all day like

they're just like oh my ex that i dated seven years ago uh i know everything about uh his new girlfriend like i know where she lives i know what her family looks like i know what her probably yeah yeah chicks are like that too they they love that shit it's just like a so it's like turning your own life into a soap opera a bit yeah they're nosy yeah they're nosy yeah and they yeah they just like oh what do you mean i'm just poking around but it's like before you know it's like yeah you've been poking around four hours a day it's all you do is poke around it's like you're going to her house that's kind of a bit much yeah it's a lot more than poke around you set up cameras in her fucking bedroom when you have issues of retroactive jealousy it's often possible to find kind of a fault in the

family line or the family tree uh so they're saying like when you have this where you know uh you're looking at the guy that you dated seven years ago, constantly, 100% of the time, it's probably your dad's fault. Yeah, of course. I mean, nothing's ever anyone's fault. I'd be the worst to find out your girlfriend was like, just obsessively following her ex's life. Yeah.

Especially if it was like, yeah, if it was an old one too, like really. Three old ago. Yeah. Yeah. Like three ago. yeah yeah like three ago you're like what are you fucking just every day she's just like on this guy's shit non-stop yeah i mean for example you might have a client with quite a gap in their family till the other siblings come along and the client is left with a very early sense of being replaced

so if you uh if you have like a really younger brother or something like that that's probably pretty reasonable. That's why you've been just keeping tabs. Let me ask you a question. Accidentally bumping into the new girlfriend at the grocery store. Because you're the youngest. Because you follow her stories and you literally stalk her.

It is a pretty crazy push that they're doing here. They're saying that one of the reasons that you might, if you're like the youngest child, one of the reasons that you might, if you're like the youngest child, that might be one of the reasons that you are obsessively stalking someone. Yeah. I mean, people need fucking hobbies, man. There was a...

What happened to just intramural sports, you know? Now we're talking. Hold on. So you've seen this girl? This is... This woman is sort of giving a bit of a tutorial to men.

Sort of the Grant Cardone of women. So if you're making $50,000, don't date. I'm just being for real. You're not ready to date. Again, I'm with you. You're not ready to date because courtship costs. Everything costs. You can go for 22 walks in the park eventually shorty is gonna need a sip of something she's gonna be thirsty this bottle of water is three dollars in that lane so what do you think about that that she's saying for a man a man should make at least she's

saying if you don't make fifty thousand dollars a year you're just be single that's sort of what it is you're out of your fucking mind if you don't think that there's some 20 year old kid who works at wendy's who is absolutely cleaning up buddy like you don't works one day a week at a bar yeah of course you don't need if anything i mean she's talking about from a woman's perspective don't date a guy who doesn't make 50 grand because it's for women but i don't know yeah or here's another thing lie about how much money you make like you don't think that there's a million guys out there to be honest the guys that are crushing the most have uh the most time on their hands and it's like yeah there's like this idea that there's like uh you go yeah there's a certain

type of girl that probably wants a really expensive date. Okay. And you're not her next. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. There's a lot of chicks who will just down and just go grab a drink at a pub. It's just so, it's always so crazy to me when you're just like, uh, not that hot and you're just like, you know, it's only fucking, you gotta be making real money with me. I mean, 50 degrees is not that crazy.

That's pretty much. Well, it's above half. So you'd think that you were above half in hotness. Yeah. That's true. Do the basic math on that, right? That's pretty much Well it's above half So you'd think that you were above half in hotness Yeah that's true Do the basic math on that right I wonder what the average US male income is And we're just going to go through one Bride thing

$50,000 No $52,000 So you're an average You gotta be above average And that bitch looks average let me tell, so you're average. She wants you to be the median. You gotta be above average. And that bitch looks average, let me tell you. Yo, you look average. That bitch be looking average.

So, this is the ultimate bride zilla. A disgruntled bride has to be revealed that she was forced to cancel her wedding. The cancellation came

after the guest refused to pay $1,500 to attend. This is fucking mental. So she's having a wedding. Yeah. And she wants people to pay $1,500, which obviously what you,

if you want your friends to pay $1,500, you just do a destination and you just extract it. You don't get the money, though. The Canadian bride, Susanan was due to tie the knot she wanted sixty thousand dollars and she goes my request for fifty thousand dollars was not fucking out of the ordinary if you couldn't contribute you weren't invited it's very like a

whole breakdown too if anyone asked me for 1500 bucks to go your wedding it's not even 1500 bucks for the they go i need 1500 in advance what do i get from it i need a doubt that's just the gift you get to come to this wedding yeah what am i your fucking italian mobster uncle insane since our love was a fairy tale we want an extravagant blowout wedding it's like well yeah but you're not rich yeah and this guy's definitely like this is not a fairy tale this is whatever the opposite of a fairy tale is for this guy it gets crazier a local psychic told us to go with the most expensive obvious and then we thought why the hell not dude that well for starters you're at the psychic he comes along she goes yeah we're thinking of having a wedding and

uh and the psychic's like, I see caviar. Guy's like, are you sure you're getting your reading right? He goes, I think you might, can we adjust the antenna in here? She goes, I think you're getting the most expensive possible wedding. I see you going into huge amounts of debt for this wedding. Your psychic just goes, okay, I'm just going to do a reading on your wedding here. Sorry, I blacked out there. What did I do?

Did I make any sounds? And then the guy's got to pay for the psychic. She goes, pay the psychic. Yeah, also I'm really expensive too. I see a lot of spending in your future. Well, it's crazy because it's just like, well, obviously the answer is you're not rich so you're probably not gonna be doing that insane i mean it's insane to request people you go we need the

money like you get the gift at the wedding and that's a hundred bucks per person yeah like whatever they have standards for this you think you get 15 15 times the average and you go yeah but i want i'm a princess and i want a princess wedding you go, yeah, but I'm a princess and I want a princess wedding. And you go, well, then you should have married a prince. You could afford a princess wedding, sister. Yeah. Our dream wedding was 60 grand.

All we asked for was a little help for our friends and family to make it happen. It's like, well, yeah, you can ask your family. Yeah, your family. As in your mom and dad. And if they say no, you're out of options, pal. That's it. Yeah, I mean mean you can always

take out a loan after sending the invitation only eight guests rsvp'd with their check for 1500 we were fucking livid that's i can't even believe that that eight people would agree to that like that that's it'd have to be real rich to i don't think i could do that that would be i mean just on the principle if someone said that i go what i it would have to be don't think i could do that that would be i mean just on the principle if someone said that i go what i it would have to be something where they i really can't think of a scenario where i would if you came up to me and you're like listen like it's gonna be an entrance fee of 1500 for the wedding i was like well what does that include yeah i don't know i'd be like what am i getting for my 1500 normally wedding and you oh, it's going to be like a really nice place. I would be like, yeah, I don't give a shit.

Yeah, it's crazy. How is it? And she goes, how is this supposed to happen with so little help from our friends? Like in her mind, there's like she's entitled. I mean, it's just she's entitled. She goes, I'm entitled to this. I'm like, okay, well, if you go to all 60 people at their weddings, do you have the 60 grand to pay them?

It's like, okay, well, then how much did you give these people for their wedding? I guarantee you is not not 1500 listen we all want the fancy wedding where you hire ja rule to sing at the wedding that would be one thing you go hey 1500 bucks but ja rules come you go all right go ahead you want to pitch in would you pitch in if you came to me and you go listen would you be willing To pitch in a thousand Cause I'm gonna book Joey Chestnut To perform at the wedding Or like Smash Mouth

Or something And you go That could be Kind of a funny story I still think most people Would be like I'm probably good Without Smash Mouth

Because I actually found This Smash Mouth cover band That's a fucking Fifteen hundo Practically Smash Mouth It was only a month Before our wedding To cancel everything

Was gonna be another 5k So she put 5k down payment On the 60k Thinking that it was Coming a month before our wedding to cancel everything was going to be another 5k so she put 5k down payment on the 60k thinking that it was coming in for sure desperate for a wedding to go ahead she said the couple then asked their guests to donate what they could afford i mean seriously people 1 000 what is 1500 clearly not a lot it was like you didn't have 60 to do it that's crazy like poor chick who thinks she should be rich that's a bad brand

yeah I mean this guy in the end I guess kind of lucked out it would be quite manageable within budget I've heard of people asking for worse

she said no you haven't no yeah you for sure have not other than maybe like a movie or a TV show yeah I hope you've not been embarrassed to do this

we can and she also set up a GoFundMe that only got $250. I've seen a couple people that I know set up pretty big GoFundMes that are asking for like $100,000 plus and you go check them out and they have like $80 there.

Frank D'Angelo territory right there. That's being frank. We're going to be frank with you. You're not having this wedding. Paul always says that whenever girls are like you you know on my birthday i just want you to donate uh you know this thing he says he always keeps track of them and then goes and looks at the gofundme and they'll like send them and stuff and it'll always be like raised 14 bucks did you i mean it's for a charity or something that's fine but yeah for just you yeah but really if you raise no money it was just like just like, you're sort of saying,

look how nice I am for raising money. And he's like, well, how much did you raise? 14 bucks. Right. And then he goes, the husband said, why don't they just do Vegas to cut it down? And then at this point, she goes, I laughed in his face. She wanted to do it on like a Vegas Elvis Chapel thing.

But he was dead serious. He wanted those cheap, filthy Vegas weddings. I mean, what the fuck? Is he out of his mind? So she's having a mental breakdown right now. Am I some piece of fucking trash or a hooker? He's having a meltdown. Am I supposed to like the idea of getting married

in the heart of shady gamblers, alcoholics, and get rich fast fallacy? Suddenly, my body began to shake as I entered a panic attack. So basically, your girl says, I need to spend 60 grand. You're like, we don't have 60 grand. Why don't we do it somewhere else? And now she's having a fucking panic attack. She goes, no, I told everybody I was having a $60,000 wedding, though.

I can't tell people that we're not doing it. It turns out that proposing the bad wedding was the move. Because my ex left the room and didn't apologize. So he got the fuck out of there. And then I called my maid of honor and cried my eyes out. Instead of sympathy, I was told that I was asking too much and stick to a budget. Everybody's against her.

As they should be. Ladies, get your act together, okay? I think we don't let any ladies even listen to this podcast, but if you're a guy and you got a chick dealing with doing this shit, just feel bad for you, man. Get your act together. This is your options. You save up for a long time and you get married.

Two, you have rich parents. Three, one of you is rich. Those are your options. Yeah. There is no other option. Weddings are overrated or option four is you incessantly message mr beast and hope he'll cover it that's a good option because like so mr b said he's gonna pay for it but we're both gonna be locked in a box

on either ends of this room how's that sound yeah we get married in a 40-day wedding that we have to stay in a circle for 40 days With our hands on a Lamborghini At the end of it we have to stay with our hands On a Lamborghini for 45 days And at the end of that they marry us And there's a viper pit in the castle If anyone asked me to pay money On the wedding like that

I would definitely be calling my agent Immediately and be like we have a weekend We're going to need to put something on I would just be like no He goes we can only go pittsburgh again i go fine whatever whatever it is 10 shows in pittsburgh let's do it make sure drake and bieber are playing that weekend exactly the attendance wasn't the issue though i'm telling you it was ask ask jj or eric both of them i both of those guys were walking off stage before i went on doing one of these like they walked off being like well i'm telling you man people were coming

off stage going all right that was work when jj has a tough one those are some of the best those are some of the best ones those are the most enjoyable as a comedian well as of now the bug man episode two is officially live on patreon.com slash the boys cast as well as a bonus episode every week at patreon.com slash the boys cast see you on the other side