The Boyscast with Ryan Long - TRUMP vs ELON vs THE BIDENS FAMILY

Episode Date: July 15, 2022

New York State nuclear PSA, Jordan Peterson's phone call with his dad, the Bidens and ELON MUSK VS DONALD TRUMP!  SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT Fitbod.me/boyscast - 25% Off Your Subscription Or Free Trial Athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 Year Of Vitamin D & 5 Free Travel Packs SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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And The boys The boys Collapse The boys The dudes A new intro of the best. The boys are the best. That one was sent. That's my favorite one yet. Yeah, that was sent in by composer Matt Valigdon, who I actually think Valigdon or Valigdon, Matt Valigdon music, but I always, and his choir.

He had a whole choir and performing it. All black ladies, if you weren't familiar. That's awesome. I think he's the guy who made Accidentally Four Boys. Oh, I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He tweeted that. Yeah.

But. That was dope. That was a great one. Yeah, that was great. For anything, we have a sort of announcement that we should probably make to everyone too. That there was a, it's not our casting call, but it just concerns everyone. There's a casting call for announced for a documentary about men who struggle with their huge penises so it's about you know

80 000 listeners right now just sitting at home anybody's uh i can't imagine there's anyone listening to the cast that doesn't apply to right so me and danny have obviously hit it up i'm sure you guys want to drop what you're doing you know if you can get to the phone without knocking it over with the huge dog it was just tripping over your fucking huge dong. If you're not tripping over your huge dong, if you can take two seconds of it tripping over your huge dong, because it is an affliction, and people don't know what it's like to have one of the fucking 2,000 inches like the boy.

The whole tripod problem, you know? Nobody knows. Well, that's the thing. Well, they are listeners now. I can only imagine there's like, you know, at home, like, hey, let me just cut this watermelon. It's like, that was one of my balls. Oh, why is it green? No, now that's a real problem.

If you got the fucking, like, if they match. Big balls. Like, you got like the giant cock, but also huge ass. Or would you rather have tiny balls and like a fucking nasty piece? Yeah, that's probably better. This thing was pretty funny though because it was the casting call went out everywhere so i definitely you're gonna want to get out that they're probably registering right now but they basically go they kind of uh they're

using like the girl language like sure life is a man with an unusually hard with a unusually large penis might not might seem fun and hilarious but it is not so great you know they're they're all thing is they're going to be well that's the yeah that's the premise of this documentary premise of the documentary right but the thing that made me laugh was in the casting thing they go but apparently the reality is far from different more and more we're finding out that being well endowed is no box of chocolates take for example the actor who played amphibious uh species uh fish sexual superhero deep on the boys he played the deep yeah yeah and it freaked to me of propaganda by the deep publicity team right like it feels

like this whole article is like like for example the deep because they're they're trying to say that they had uh his package was too big so they had to airbrush it down but it's because they're wearing like the tight spandex, so, you know. Right. But doesn't that seem like propaganda from the deepest department getting it out there? It's like every,

that'd be one of those things that not that many people would know. And he'd be like, yeah, we might just CGI it a little bit. It's like, yeah, if you wouldn't mind telling every single person in the universe. For sure, for sure, yeah.

If we could just make this a selling point of the boys. That's the actor calling the, the deep calling DMZ. Hello? Totally. And he looks all embarrassed he's like i can't believe i have to even talk about i think yeah for sure once they get to him but i think he calls in with fake fake numbers and stuff like this like i have i'm a pa on the set and i have a hot you know he's got a hot technique hot goss exactly right but um so new york as you guys know is out of control and especially around my neighborhood right yeah which is getting worse by the way because uh it used to be that the the

people around there when you walked into your door that you say oh sorry man blah blah and then uh they start calling colonizers they they've started to sort of be uh it's bought like i'm do i'm uh i'm inconveniencing them more yeah where i'll be like hey can you can i can you stop smoking crack for a second to get in my door and they just like roll their eyes and they go they pick up their stuff slowly like i you know yeah of course like their dad made them clean their room kind of thing right yeah and then the one guy comes up to me a couple days ago maybe maybe like four days ago i don't think i've told you this, but it's pretty crazy. I was coming back from a trip, and then basically I get in the door,

and the guy goes, you know, we need to talk. And I go, dude, I don't have time for this. He goes, no, we don't need to talk. Guy who sells ground beef outside of my fucking. I promise you we don't need to talk, right? And then he comes up to me, and he goes, yo, your buddy, which may be you now that I think about it. He goes he goes your body the other day uh you guys came by here and he started calling us the n-word and he's like what do you think about that yeah yeah yeah so what i was so i can't

do that i thought this is new york city i thought this is america so he starts going in and i was just like no that didn't happen he's like yeah but my body said he comes up and he started saying the N word to us. Like maybe he was drunk. And I go, I promise you, I don't have a body that walked by my house and called a group of like pretty dangerous looking black guys the N word. Also, how do they know who you're friends with? Well, how do they know you're a circle of friends? He was trying to say that I was with the guy, but more importantly than that, I was like,

uh, the, the, the fact that the five five of them he comes up and he just starts calling them all the n-word and then they go well let us lie but we're gonna have a talk to your buddy tomorrow point taken but your friend is gonna hear about this tomorrow i was just so crazy i wasn't i wasn't even i was just like yeah that didn't happen so i mean they're insane honestly like i am pretty you know especially with with that stuff i'm like you know i just because i walk past there every when i go over go to the gym right and then sometimes like the entire sidewalk is blocked you're like i cannot walk on a 12 foot wide sidewalk because there's like a shopping cart seven city bikes then like a fucking all this like produce and shit and i'm just like come on

like we're like you need to have some sort of everybody's like okay we've accepted you're here but like at least let us walk by

can I walk by don't let me walk into the 14th street to get by like this is insane right so I was sort of he's basically I think what he probably

would have been going with been like listen I'll let it slide this time why don't we just let bygones be bygones? You buy some crack. You know, buy 20 bucks worth of crack.

We'll just sort of let the whole thing slide. How many of them are just, you know what? I might be such a rube where I had the realization for the first time the other day where, oh, wait, are most of these guys just selling drugs? And they're all the stuff that they have is actually just the front? No, no, not really, no.

Okay, because I see a lot of drug dealers. I see a lot of... The drug dealers don't pretend to be selling stuff. They go and ask you point blank. I walked home last night from fucking... The guy's selling junk or selling the junk. Yeah, I walked home last night after my show or whatever from here,

and then I walked by, and there was a guy... It was the weirdest, because I'm trying to figure out what's going on, and there was one guy on a city bike right at the corner, and he was just handing out $1 bills to people. Okay.

I was like, what's going on? I don't even know what's going on what's the hustle here the transaction here he goes like here's a what like he's just handing out these i do you think it's the cds where he hands you the one dollar bill and he goes that costs you two bucks i don't know two bucks i have no idea but this is a you know midnight we we got van much and it's two bucks yeah this is a midnight so i don't know the funniest thing is watching the cops crack down on them the cops because cops show up like once every six months to be like, yo, get it. And then the next day, just back to work.

No, the cops don't do shit, right? But then... You think the cops are on the take? Maybe, yeah. You think they're paying off the cops? They're paying off the cops with a roll of quarters every now and then. You didn't see nothing. But if you think that could get worse.

So this is, I don't know. It seemed like it was going pretty viral on Twitter today. Like it's going to be a pretty big news story. It had like a million views in the first two seconds. But that's just on the repost. But basically, the New York fucking state where we live posted this this morning. I'm just going to play like a little bit of it. But this was coming from the State Department, if that's what you call it.

Yeah, the state of New York. State of New York. Don't ask me how or why. Just know that the big one has hit. Okay? So, what do we do? There are three important steps that I want you to remember. Step one, get inside fast.

You, your friends, your family, get inside. If there's a nuclear attack, and don't ask why. Don't ask why. Not your business why. I mean, I think we could all have, and don't ask why. Don't ask why. Not your business why. I mean, I think we could all have a pretty good guess of why. Well, why now? Why all of a sudden there's going to be a nuclear attack? And I've got some questions.

Question one, is there a TikTok dance to stop this? Probably not. No, well, they've banned it in Russia. There's no TikTok in Russia. Stop the nukes. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the nukes. Listen up in Russia. There's no TikTok in Russia. Stop the nukes. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the nukes. Listen up, Putin. There's got to be a TikTok.

Yeah, like maybe sort of like one of these, but you're swatting off nukes or something like that. There's got to be some sort of... Hit the dab on Putin real hard. Right. Dab him. But that's the thing. The thing comes and you just get all the nuclear energy away.

I love how they think that New Yorkers are going to be so civil about it. All right, the nukes dropped. dropped everybody get inside get in the showers like if you think it's lawless now there's no nukes there's no there's no threats and then they go hey they literally said in the thing they go well you know there's nuclear attack probably coming don't ask you know probably there's good chance of a nuclear attack probably 90 nothing to worry about though they go download this app and we'll send you text messages that are going to give you updates how are phones working like how there's a nuke that just dropped a fucking time square and you're like my phone works and they're giving you updates like duck i'll tell you what if the nuke drops i know exactly what i'm doing i'm going down to the

subway and i'm becoming one of those radioactive subway people like those underground dweller like the chud kind of things you know where i'm just gonna live underground i'll never see sunlight ever again it's just like a new class of type of person there's gonna be some definitely there's definitely that yes and there's also definitely gonna be some people that they're like hey everyone stay inside they go no no no i'm not falling for this again no i got softball in central park no we we're not doing that anymore. You told us to stay inside for two years.

It was fucking bullshit. No, but we mean it this time. Well, you cried, Wolf. You know what I mean? And then you go to scratch your fucking head and just skin peels off. Oh, that's the sort of thing they said. So I don't know if there's a TikTok dance

that could solve this. Could celebrities sing? I mean, at the very least, we need to propose some solutions. They go to your building. They go, if you're on the top floor we need to propose some solutions. They go, go to your building. They go, if you're on the top floor, go to the middle floor. So you just go outside of someone else's apartment. They said get away from the window.

Tell you, I can't believe that they're not telling you to go to the subways. Because they go, go to a basement if you have one. Get away from the windows. The subways are going to be a madhouse probably once this nuke drops. Dude, the true kings of New York will be the ones that rule the subways. I mean, if there's a flag that I can put in my bio, perhaps, to solve this,

is there a flag I can put in my bio? Like a no-nuke? Yeah, it's going to be a fucking flag of Russia. I'll be like, we surrender! Yeah, you can. It's a white flag. I guess.

No, but do you think that's what happens? The nuke starts dropping and then everyone's like, you have basically like like blm uh lgbtq plus uh you know stay inside stay inside again yeah again just everyone the corner stop the nuke it'll be like how you know the old flags like like the old like flag of canada how there's like a different flag in the corner yeah yeah yeah like there's flags inside of the flags because that's what the pride flag basically is yeah yeah it's gonna be something like that hashtag stop the nukes go starts trending i mean

celebrities thankfully we live in manhattan so we'll just be like fucking instantly just vaporized we'll be done we'll be potentially this is not an issue for us yeah we'll just be vaporized so i just thought that was crazy they're like sign up for this thing and had nuclear attacks coming nothing to worry about and you go and then she says in these things she goes no need to ask why that's the second thing she goes he's like nuclear attack coming don't worry about why he's like why you think that's pretty relevant i think it's a little irrelevant you can just shower away the fucking nuclear stuff like you have nuclear like is that what they said a lot yeah they go take a shower and then put your clothes in a bag well that's sort of for the boys right listen need to get those nuke puppies out yeah you're gonna want to get the fucking sweater off

the puppies right so the puppies want to come out first and foremost that's the first thing you want to do under this nuclear attack this might be the dumbest question i've ever asked but if there's two puppies yeah left and the right if there's it was two you thought it was just one because one puppy just looked like two smushed together if they get a nuke drop and there's mad radiation will nobody have cancer anymore like they'll die like shortly after from like too much you think it undoes the cancer yeah well because that's what they use for cancer right like will they be like oh my cancer's fixed and then they like, will there be a moment where they go, I've never felt better. And then they die.

I think so. Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's how it shakes down. Well, there's another, because a lot of people have talked about the sort of, you know, recently, you know, you know, in Canada it was like this, but all the, you know, New York and LA kind of places, basically all, they made self-defense like illegal, right? Yes. Which is crappy because people spent so much money on those self-defense courses illegal right stranger danger do you remember uh

do you remember the old subway commercials where they back off get your own sandwich well you go to jail for that now right yeah even if it's fucking jared uh-huh even if jared's coming for your sandwich your kids and your kids sandwich yeah if uh j Jared and John Podesta want your kid's sandwich Yeah, yeah, yeah Your kid's sandwich and your kid's cookies You're not allowed to defend yourself And your wife's milkshakes Your wife's also underage in this scenario

Hot dogs Or your wife's hot dog She wants your wife's milkshakes Or your wife's hot dog He wants your wife's roast beef Or your wife's hot dog. She wants your wife's milkshakes. Or your wife's hot dog. Or your wife's roast beef. Or your wife's salami. We're equal opportunists over here. Or a bigot.

Or your wife's hammer. Or your wife's clam. Or your wife's oyster. All that stuff. Because of all that, another one just happened. And because of the reason I was talking about this is because the bodega stuff happens so much. A bodega owner.

Do you know this? Yeah, of course. Okay. So yeah, pretty big story here, but a bodega owner, uh, basically he was getting in a fight with a girl and then over her, her interact card. Which by the way, if you don't live in New York, running a bodega is a fucking nightmare. Dude, you literally have to be the karate kid. Yeah.

Like, every night they go home and then do, you know what I mean? They have an old sensei train them. They have that wood thing and they're like, like Jackie Chan. They're like, every bodega guy has to have one of the wood things. You're not allowed to defend yourself legally.

You come and he's chopping wood. Oh, I've seen like 14 times where Newman, my bodega guy, he got in a fist fight with a guy because the guy came in and just started punching him and then Newman wasn't taking that fucking shit too, right?

And he took out his teeth for some reason. He looks scarier now too. Yeah, I've noticed that. He's just like gone toothless. I think he's trying to get a part in a hockey movie. He wants to be in Letterkenny.

No, he's auditioning for Shoresy. So yeah, they fucking popped the teeth out, right? But so yeah, he's goting for Shores. He's like, I didn't fucking pop the teeth there, right? But so yeah, he's got no teeth now. And then he just powerbombed this guy and called the cops and like held him down.

And then the cops come and they're like, yeah, you defended yourself. We can't do anything, right? So basically, so this guy, this bodega owner, Indian guy,

and he's getting in a fight with a woman because she was like, my interact card didn't work and she's saying it's the machine. So she just tries to- She had the EBT. Something like that. She tries to steal the thing.

Then she goes and tells her boyfriend. She goes up to her boyfriend and she's like, come back with me and beat up this bodega owner. She comes back, beats up the- And then she comes back with the boyfriend. Big guy who's been to jail a bunch of times boyfriend he was just out

he got out from assaulting a police officer he had just been in jail for assaulting a police officer he comes in starts being like I'm not going to take my wife's card or whatever

starts beating up the bodega owner bodega owner grabs a knife just starts letting her rip right she gives him like bodega owner gives him a bunch and then the girl got involved

and then the guy the girl stabbed the bodega owner gives him a bunch and then the girl got involved and then the guy the girl stabbed the bodega owner once yeah and then so the guy died and then now he's in jail for uh you know

second degree murder and he's at Rikers currently no he's at worse uh what's the other one no it's not Rikers

oh it's Rikers he's at Rikers and they set his bail at like five boom boom boom boom boom boom

boom I watched a couple new episodes of SVU boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom I watched a couple of new episodes of SVU they've not they've yet to make a better theme song than the SVU theme song that's the fucking best it is the top theme song in the world but then so this guy's in Rikers Island and he's on bail for 500k and a lot of people are saying this is crazy and why are they you know but the one thing about these that there is, you could get to pick a jury trial,

and a lot of times a jury won't convict. Yeah, he'll get something, though. The problem is the guy didn't have any weapon. So, because I'm very sympathetic to it, but I just see how it shakes out. I feel like fucking, he's not going to get off scot-free. I don't see it. I don't see, like, a nothing.

What do you think he gets? Slap on the bodega wrist? Slap on the bodega wrist. Yeah, I don't see it i don't see like a nothing no what do you think he gets slap on the bodega wrist slap on the bodega wrist oh yeah i don't know i don't know i wonder because it's just like is it was one of those things where you're like it's so like i obviously side with this guy 100 like that guy probably just reaches absolute boiling point where he probably deals with all the time or he maybe actually thought he was in like real real danger i've seen the video of the guy fucking pushes the dude down and like is threatening him, but the problem is because... It's not that crazy that that guy could have just got killed too, you know? Yeah.

For sure. And again, you're defending yourself. You're like, what, you have to wait for that guy to brandish a knife? No, you have to wait. And then you're dead. Right, right, exactly. Dude, you see the video of fucking this is... Twitter is so insane. That's why karate would be good in that scenario. Yeah, because karate is such a useful martial art. No, I think you take your black belt off and then you yeah you do that strangle them with it yeah

yeah dude the video there's this video fucking i saw posted which twitter needs to start having like like warnings or shit on videos because they don't have a good system there's like in australia and melbourne you see that there's like these two guys were like in a train station and they're like you know getting into a whatever back and forth thing and the one guy pulls out a knife to be like yo get away from me and the one guy is like most badass move ever it's just like goes after the guy with the knife the guy without the knife goes after the guy with the knife and the guy like literally out of a movie the guy fucking swipes it with the knife and he like does this thing like comes back whoa slow motion matrix totally like like man if you see a knife run

the fuck away like i'm just like like just get out of there right this guy goes to the knife i think the type of guy that fights has been waiting for this moment you know what i mean like everything comes in he goes this is your time this is your moment he hears his sensei's voice in the back of his head being like you know you are one with the air you're one with the universe yeah but so this guy's buddy was time slows down for him yeah so this guy's buddy was standing behind him who was like the guy and not the guy with the knife uh his buddy or whatever and then i guess like somehow he went to get in there and the guy with the knife just fucking stabbed him in the neck like and you see it happens so quickly and the guy saw this in the subway in the subway and the guy like looks at his thing or whatever and then you see the blood

starts blurring in 10 seconds there's i don't know all the blood in his body that could be on twitter too apparently he didn't die oh that guy died i was only basing this on someone in the comments oh dude you watch him die someone in the comments he lost dude it's like i found it hard to believe too but i'm a mark It's a fucking like a fire hose. And then someone goes, because you're adrenaline... Hoser Patriot 455 said he lived. Dude, and because your adrenaline's pumping... He's still going like a zombie.

No, because your adrenaline's pumping... Okay, not that. Your heart, you're just... The blood's coming out of you even faster. Oh. So it's just like, he hit one of your arteries or whatever. And dude, it's like you see in a fucking movie. It was crazy.

It's just like, it goes like... Everywhere. And then the guy goes like, he looks and he's like, he hit one of your arteries or whatever. And dude, it's like you see in a fucking movie. It's just like it goes like everywhere. And then the guy goes like he looks and he's like, he's kind of stunned. Twitter didn't take that down though, did they? No. It's like I honestly, I click on it and go, what am I watching right now? I thought that too. I'm like, this is wild. You can put a snuff film on there.

It's Faces of Death. It's like, remember that Faces of Death shit when we were a kid? It's just like, that's Twitter now. The guy gets stabbed in the neck and then he's just like in within 30 seconds he's lying yeah i mean it looks like a horror movie oh it's insane nuts yeah dude it's honestly fucking so crazy well i got back from toronto and i was already i'll tell you one thing as soon as i won't talk about that for forever but i went to toronto for a second and i got off the plane and it's you know how you get off the plane there's no second and I got off the plane. And it's, you know how you get off the plane, there's no mask.

Then you got off the plane and there's masks because there's no mask in America, basically anywhere now. And I went, I literally got off the plane and I got in a fight with the security guard within like three or four seconds. And it honestly was kind of like, ah, it feels good to be back. You know what I mean? It was like muscles that I haven't used in a while. You know what I mean?

I miss this. But I thought you had to wear it on the plane. No, no. Not on the way there because that's an American airspace. Oh, maybe they changed because when I had to. No, the way back, you got to do it on the plane. Oh, right. So I got a mask off as soon as I get their mask on.

I had food. I had a bag of chips. And the guy comes up. He goes, you got to put your mask on. I go, I'm eating i'm eating and he goes well you're not eating right at this second i go yeah i kind of am and then he goes he's got one of the vests on too right so this guy's officious as they say right he's he's loving his power right he's probably been five minutes since he got to get someone a scolding in canada they comply a little better right so i said i was just like i have chips in my hand and he's like well show me your mask i go why

what's like what does this have to do anything i'm eating i have one and i had it actually broke at this time too and he's like well you gotta do it and i was like what do you want to do he's like i'm my my flight's already over i'm leaving in five minutes i'm gonna be out there i'm gonna call an uber in two seconds i'm just finishing this food sitting down because i was sending a text is what i was actually doing yeah and then he was like arguing and then eventually he just walked away because he realized that he fucking took the l because he knew i was arguing i would straight up just be like what what are you going to do what kind of punishment do you what are you going to ban me from pearson airport that's what i said what are you going to do i'm already on my way out yeah like what's the what's the punishment

he didn't have any authority he just he's expected to deal with these canadians he'll just take it he's expecting me to bend over, but I'm not that guy. I said, I'm American now, pal. Yeah, he's expecting you to be like, oh, sorry. Sorry. I'll just throw them in the garbage. Sorry. And then we went to the Salsa Festival.

Salsa Festival. That's what you were getting up to in Canada? I didn't even know there was a salsa festival. Well, I don't know if it's that, I honestly still don't really know if it's that kind of, if it's about that kind of salsa or like the dip. I was,

I was loving the idea of saying that I have like my, my necklace with my golden chip, like my golden Tostito that I bring and get ready to eat all the salsa. Right. All the samples. No, it was just like a street festival that we popped by for an hour. Oh, okay.

With Waldo and those guys. And then, basically, we get to the salsa festival. It's on the Danforth or whatever, right? I just left when this happened. And then Waldo spots a gun on the ground. And he was like, is that a gun just sitting in front of us? And then the cops were all like, there's cops everywhere kicking around. And everyone started being like, is that a gun just sitting in front of us? And then the cops were all like, there's cops everywhere kicking around. And everyone started being like, is that a gun?

Like, blah, blah. And then the cops go check it out. And it was like a loaded handgun that was on the ground. So they like, I don't know, blow the whistle, shut down the whole fucking festival. All the cops came because they found like a loaded handgun on the floor. But like, how does it even get there? Yeah, you're just like what does that fall out of and how do you not know crazy unless someone maybe saw the fucking cops and then they

freaked out and they go oh shit like didn't think there would be any cops at the salsa festival that's very possible he thought he was gonna you know know if he was gonna get in a salsa festival hustle the guy who can eat the hottest salsa and he goes if i win i win if i lose i still win and put it that way right and then the only other thing that maybe i shouldn't even be saying publicly but actually but some guy uh this gay dude that we were hanging out with that is won't be announced or whatever yeah uh by the way when he was telling me this i'm just like just so you know like if you continue this story like i'm talking about this but basically he said that he's been meeting up with fucking ty domey back in the day and fucking doing gay stuff with him really it's a bold claim all right that's so funny though he said ty domey's on the fucking dl

meet up with all these fucking dudes i don't even know if it's on the dl i don't even know if it's true it's for sure on the dl sure on the dl yeah it's definitely deaf on the my actual thinking was like this story's bullshit yeah that sounds bullshit it's like some guy who said he was tied to me that's i was saying that at the time yeah he goes like he goes what's your name the guy's like uh tied to me you're like yeah he's wearing a tie and then he looks at a tie. Cause that does. And you're giving me dome. He was just like, put it together.

Maybe it was. Remember the guy I saw at the drag King show wearing the Daryl Sittler jersey. Maybe he was wearing a tight domey jersey that time. And he goes, yo, I fucked tight domey. He goes, why? Why was it tight domey? He goes, he's wearing his jersey. Yeah.

He wears his jersey just out. Yeah. That's so funny. Yeah. It was just a guy that was wearing a tie to me jersey yeah but he was wearing the jersey with like you know when you tie it up tie tie to me he's wearing he's got some tie down he's got a belly top tie to me jersey and he was he was from thailand he was tie tie tie, Thai Domi. Wearing a tie. Triple tie. He's also wearing a tie. Quad tie.

Four ties. And he's also tied for gayest hockey player. You're up. You wouldn't say that to his fucking face. I wouldn't. Why not? You fucking bend me over and fucking. Dude, that guy's got the biggest fucking hands.

Holy. It's a big boy hand? Yeah. Yeah. I saw him once. They're scary. It's the last guy you want to meet with and then honestly one of the guys from the patreon was in the airport uh this is the last of the toronto trip but one of the guys from the patreon was in the airport and then he

told me um uh he was just in new york and he was like yo i uh i heard that you know i know you guys were trying to get joey chest on. I actually work for him. And he's like, I'll go tell him about you guys and blah, blah, blah. What does he do for Joey Chestnut? I think he works on the crew of the Nathans or something like that. And he says, no, Joey's a good guy, though. I saw his stuff posted recently. Of course Joey's a good guy.

He says he's a great guy, but I saw his stuff posted recently. And he was like, I honestly kind of felt bad for the guy. He's playing it. He doesn't want those sponsors to disappear, right right so he's sort of playing it very political uh so he was um this guy says he's yeah super nice guy what's the deal with the fucking phone shit there with roger the minute i get there phone shut down the whole country it was like being 12 again dude i swear to god so crazy it was crazy i get off the plane this country stinks i get off the plane immediately my phone service won't work but i didn't know what it was yeah i just assumed my american wasn't transferring over that good i get back to uh downtown no one's like responding to

my text i'm like am i being fucking ghosted by everyone i know is my mom ghosting you know what i mean i gotta meet up with people and then so no one could get it and then people were like you know uh going around to stores trying to get wi-fi so they could you know send people messages and stuff like this no one had text no interact no debit i only had american dollars everyone's trying to give me one-to-one conversion i said fuck that pal fuck that but i'd rather starve i actually did three different places i was like you gotta be fucking kidding me if you think i'm taking that deal turkey of the year but no way they They're turning me one-to-one on Americans, right? So, yeah, it was crazy.

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Speaking of nuts, Trump versus Elon Musk feud has been incredible, right? right yeah it's actually made truth social a bit bit more usable truth social did trump's knows what he knows how to stir up the what do you always say he knows how to uh stir the pot no how to pump or something oh ball pump yeah pump up uh true social yeah i mean it's still a shitty app but at least he's just has has like fucking gossip on there you know but he goes so the elon musk because i was actually thinking about it because elon musk kind of became the new trump for a second where he was kind of the face of you know people not liking him and all that sort of stuff right yeah but elon musk was kind of talking

shit about trump a little bit kind of knowing that he can't see it. Like Elon Musk, people would talk shit about Elon Musk and he'd quote tweet them saying shit or whatever. And he's been sort of saying, you know, Trump's this and that, right? Well, they're literally on different platforms. But it does feel like he's gone where you're just like,

remember, you can talk shit about him, right? But Elon Musk is so big, it's like, Trump's probably just been brewing a stewing about it. Oh yeah, brewing a stewing. And he Oh, yeah. Brewing a stewing. And he doesn't get anywhere near the fucking juice on Truth Social, even though he's obviously the biggest guy on Truth Social. It's still like, I don't know. He only has, I don't know how many followers he has on that, but nowhere near what he had.

No, it's not even close, right? But yeah, so when Trump was starting trashing him, and I'm going to read this post because it's maybe one of the best things, it felt, and then Elon Musk quote tweeted it being like LMFAO, which I think probably is the way to handle it, but I also interpreted that as like not interested in the smoke. No. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Like he's been sort of. Yeah. He forgot what Trump's smoke looks like when he's got you in his scope. Also, Trump supporters, man. You forget those guys are really loyal, the Trump supporters. Of course. All of them hating you. Half of the Republicans in the country, I'd say, are still pretty aggressive, right?

So you just go, you know, 25% of the country just lost you when you were already sort of endearing to them, too. Yeah, they like you because you're fucking bit-based and you kind of call it as you see it. Body. It was interesting to watch. I'll read the tweet, but it was one of his bangers. And I kind of saw that people were posting some of his other bangers, but it was funny. It was like people are, I felt like a lot of people are watching it being like, we want that old drum back.

When Elon Musk came to the White House asking me for help on his many subsidized projects, whether it's electric cars that don't drive long enough, driverless cars that crash, or when Elon Musk came to the White House asking me for help on as many subsidized projects, whether it's electric cars that don't drive long enough, driverless cars that crash, or rocket ships to nowhere, without which subsidies he'd be worthless, which is not true, right? Yeah, not true.

And telling me how he was a big Trump fan and a Republican, I could have said, drop to your knees a beg, and he would have done it. Yeah'm not sure about that but uh yeah but it's fun back and forth oh it's incredible but also that is interesting if elon musk was going to trump and he's like listen between me and you i'm obviously a trump guy right yeah and then he's been going and saying i never voted republican or whatever it really honestly did it honestly does feel like to me you know some guy like moved to a different school and he thought he'd never see him again and everyone's talking shit about the bully and then he's next semester he switches back

and he heard all the shit that you've all been talking yeah a lot of shit talk it'd be funny if trump or fucking elon goes on true social goes I'm here. Elon fucking makes a true social. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it, pal. Let's do it, pal. Yo, let's drop them. It's the crappiest app.

I wonder what's going to happen with the fucking Twitter thing. He's, I think, I think Elon's going to, I think he's going to take a big L on this actually. Really? Yeah. Well, we've said this and I will continue to say this, that we gave him one last chance because Elon Musk was a bit all talk for us. And I said this, if Elon Musk buys Twitter, he's the sickest dude for two or three years. If he doesn't buy Twitter, he's, you know, he'd have to do something really sick to get back in the good books of the boys.

Yeah. Yeah. That's how I feel about it. I think he's going to be forced into it. But now it's sort of switched. But there's a lot of people spinning it either way because there's some people spinning it where they're just like, hey, like Elon Musk, he like tricked Twitter into like self-destructing and he's not even going to buy it,

like exposing all their things and now he's scot-free. But it's like, he's not scot-free though, really, right? He's not scot-free. Like everybody, because I've been reading a lot about it and they go, well, there's this $1 billion breakup fee or whatever

where he would have to pay. A billion would be maybe better than what he's looking at. Twitter's not obligated to take that. They're not obligated to just take the billion dollars and be like, okay. They're not going to take the billion dollars. He can't even, even if he could get out of it for a billion, he might not be

able to. What a twist and turn of events this has been. And because this is in Delaware, apparently Delaware, where this whole thing is happening, is like the strictest courts. this whole thing is happening is like the strictest courts. So they're going to, you know, the strictest courts, man, like they're in terms of contract enforcement in America, like there's all these different courts or whatever. And the Delaware courts are the most strict in terms of enforcing contracts. And they're going to like from the sounds of it, like, you know, Twitter straight up

suing him for whatever it is, $44 billion. They're just like, we just want you to do the deal that you signed, you signed a binding agreement. Like, I don't know. Imagine you went to go

buy a fucking property three months ago, closing date three months later, and then the market changed. You go, I don't want it. No, I'm not doing it. And they go, yeah, you are. Yeah, you are.

And you go, wow, the pipes aren't looking great. You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly. You go, yeah, you are. You're doing it. I don't know what to tell you. You fucking entered into an agreement. And they go, so sue exactly. You go, yeah, you are. You're doing it. I don't know what to tell you.

You fucking entered into agreement. And they go, so sue me. You go, yeah, we will. And you're going to lose. You're going to lose. I don't know. Right. Unless he can, I mean, he might be able to weasel out with all of his team of lawyers

too, though. Do you see him posting his tweet back in the day where he was just like, yo, I'm assembling the dream team of lawyers. Anyone who's a good lawyer messes me up. Yeah. Well, that's probably. That being said, as i was saying that his memes that he was posting the memes he was posting about twitter evidence in the fucking filing yikes yeah like being like yikes for me which is like

yeah which is like not a good look for him you're right because i like it for him to be joking about this you're like you signed a definitive agreement like i don't know but yeah so they sort of uh they like switch their right back i think what's gonna happen is elon musk is just gonna show up on twitter one day and he's gonna be doing a press conference uh but his haircuts he's gonna be like i'm the ceo but he's got his buzzed hair and he's like she's got a bit of a haircut today have some fun with it like yeah it'll be interesting to see how it works out maybe he'll get a deal maybe that's all he's angling for is just to get a deal but there's some people who think he never there's a lot of people who are like he never had any intention of buying in the first place i'll tell you though as a like what as i was saying the

thing before i was kind of like dude he was assembling the dream team of lawyers that's one way to look at it or another way to look at it is like elon musk is on twitter being like anyone know a lawyer exactly just crowdsourcing a good lawyer you're like you don't have a good law i'm sure he's got a billion lawyers but when none was good enough to take this one on no maybe he said it was for something else maybe too but maybe it's just general lawsuits yeah assuming his kids and all the fucking prenups he's having a sign, all the custody agreements. Wild.

But I'm telling you, Trump's one of those guys too, that fights so dirty that I feel like Elon Musk isn't, I wouldn't want to be in a tussle with Trump. Fuck no. It's regardless of what you think of him. He's not one of the guys you want to be grappling with. You know what I mean?

It's the equivalent to the guy that like you're, you're, he's going to get hurt, but you, you were going to get hurt. It's just like the Trump sycophants are way crazier than the musk sycophants the musk everything everything bad about him to be said has been said yeah there's no new stuff but like the trump ones will like punch elon musk in public whereas like the elon musk friends are like our fucking fans are

like oh i'll send a virus on your computer or something like you know they're just like well that's what you don't want i mean you don't want a virus on your computer or something. Like, you know, they're just like, it's a different pace. I mean, you don't want a virus on your computer. I mean, you don't want a virus on your computer. They do hack your crypto. That is something. That's true. Yeah. You don't want to fuck with Trump.

Not right now, too, because he's especially salty because he doesn't get to be on Twitter. He's extra salty right now. And he needs to drum up controversy. So he's loving this. He's like, I wish a motherfucker would. He's been waiting. He's probably been waiting for the perfect target. And then Elon Musk has been chatting his fucking name for the last two years and he was like

body this is a gift from the great one there's been one it's been four days in canada come back and i'm like fucking great one bud fucking pride of branford ont Actually, you know what? Because everyone was loving your Jordan Peterson impression, right? Yeah. So a lot of people were messaging me about JP because of Danny's impression. It was so spot on.

And I think the reason your impression is so good is because you have a Canadian accent a bit, whereas most of the people, they have to fake a Canadian accent. They have to fake the Canadian accent. So you just know how to do the thing. Actually, someone that I was hanging out with told me about this i think it might have been paul and he was like yo do you see this so basically this might be one of the the best things i've ever seen oh buddy it's peterson it's peterson so peterson um he had his dad on his podcast. Jordan Peterson had his father on?

Yeah. I feel like that's a very conservative radio guy thing to do, to have your dad on. You know what I mean? Because it's all about the things my dad taught me. You know what I mean? I feel like that's a pretty thing that they do. I see that a lot, honestly. Okay.

Yeah. But I'm more having your mom on my fucking new sex podcast on OnlyFans. Dirty dog. Hi, Mom. Also, hi, Mom. So Jordan Peterson had his dad on the podcast. Is his dad going to be on the same voice? Is he on the Daily Wire podcast?

No, this is like recent. I don't know how this deal works. But they sound the same? I'll just play it for you. Listen to this. Okay. Before that, anything like that was popular. Yeah, yeah.

I took the floor out of the loft of the barn, and I used it for flooring in the cabins at the lake. He's even more like Kermit. I didn't know you used it for flooring there. You also used it in a decorative way in the pool room. That's pool table, by the way, not pool. That's some good content, though. Downstairs here, you mean?

Yeah. It's like a phone call that he just releases as as an episode that's why he was telling me to watch it so basically no i think it's because his dad's so old yeah he has his dad on and his dad's like he's like you know uh i mean like there's like i talked to my grandmother she's probably the same age as his exactly right there's a delay even when there's not a delay yeah there's a delay and a delay no but i think his dad didn't understand the kind of the podcasting too. So he's kind of like,

so, hey, we were talking earlier about your thoughts on men and women. What do you think about that? And he's like, well, I just told you earlier. He got me like, no, but you know, you want to repeat it. Like you were saying something about, you know, how men mature. And he goes, I just, you were saying something about how men mature.

And he goes, I just told you, gosh darn, four minutes ago. Why am I... You know, that's... Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then... But he sounds way more Kermit-y. So his dad's kind of like,

so how's Michaela? Is she going to come up to the cottage? And he's like, Dad, this is not... Yeah, this is not a phone call. He goes, it's not a phone call. But it sounds like a phone call how fucking good is that that's funny that's good yeah yeah i was loving the i mean i don't know why they just didn't cut it out yeah i was like yeah he goes so dad you were doing when you're doing the flooring uh

it was your idea to you know lacquer the floors or whatever. And he goes, was it? What? How'd you pick the stain? What stain did you pick? Oh, it was a tough decision. Yeah, yeah. So the fact that they all have the same voice.

Well, have you seen the video? I'm sure we're going to get this, but Hunter Biden. Yeah, the Biden of that exact week. He sounds exactly like Joe Biden. Does he? Which is so weird. Hunter Biden's been partying. Oh, dude.

Hunter Biden. Fuck, I want to hang out with Hunter Biden. Dude, those videos of Hunter Biden partying, the montages. Nice piece on him, though. I never saw the piece. Nice piece. Most of the ones I saw were censored. No.

So that means you think Senior Biden's got a fucking off? Oh, you don't get in the fucking Oval Office without a fucking Oval piece. Most of the ones I saw were censored. So that means you think Senior Biden's got a fucking ova? You don't get in the fucking Oval Office without a fucking ova piece. Let me tell you what. That thing's a fucking Coke can. Really? So Hunter had an okay one, eh? It was doing it for you. No.

It wasn't doing anything for you. It kind of sounds like it was doing it for him. Actually, it was doing it for him. It's an observation I have made. It kind of feels to me like it was doing it for him. No. Just an observation I've made. It kind of feels to me like it was doing it for you. No, no. Just an observation I've made about the peace of the first son. Is that what he is, the first son? I don't know.

Maybe the other guy is the first one that died. Well, I think if you're alive, though, then you're a first son. Is that a thing? Oh, no, it's not. So the Bidens have had a rough family week. The Biden family reality show has been wild. Yeah. Yeah, but it's like the Kardashians over there, right?

Yeah. But the Hunter Biden stuff, there was like seven or eight different things. The reason I was even going to bring it up on the funny part was Washington Post recently did an article, and the headline was, the studies show that mild crack use isn't that bad for you. And I was just like, are you kidding? So Washington Post, in the same time frame of Hunter Biden doing crack, just has this new study. It's actually not that crazy. Yeah, just occasional crack. He had 21 grams of crack he was weighing up you're like first off it's not a mild okay

you're not an occasional crack it's like probably go to jail for a while oh what dude i mean there's a famous joe biden fucking crime thing where he was like when he was a senator or whatever and he's like we just passed a bill where if you have a piece of crack smaller than a dime or like a penny or something a piece of crack smaller than a dime or like a penny or something a piece of crack smaller than that will get you minimum five years in jail the judge has no uh like the judge cannot use their discretion they must sentence you to five years in jail and will seize everything you have all your possessions your bank account everything if you get caught with this little piece of crack and then his son's just like 21 grams of crack which is do you think

that's why biden was saying this he's like we got to put a stop to this guy he's using the whole thing for his own personal there's also the other side of it where everyone's like you know the united states government and people like joe biden use crack to you know ruin the black community and he's like and hunter and hunter yeah he goes you know i'm ruining everybody's community yeah it ain't just you anymore pal they're like it's you know wrecked black families and he was like um maybe it's just karma so with that going on and then there was and he's just hanging out with fucking prostitutes non-stop loves dude that guy must spend so much money on escorts dude ukraine spent it and then we're paying them back for it well that's where all the prostitutes that's what joe biden's paying them all back for all the hunting prostitutes they're like you know zielinski's like listen low-key hunters got like a bill with us it's like leaving the

casino you know what i mean like you go hey listen my dad's the president he'll sort this out and you're like okay but like he does have to sort this out yeah yeah we do insist on this getting sorted out the sorting's happening so i think that's what's going on right now where basically you know uh joe biden and the crazy he's calling he's calling in all debts so he's like you know next time you got a war or something like that like between me and you it'll be a little extra for yourself extra for the big man that's what he calls him and he calls him pete oh pete i heard that that's so like all these things are so no because he was saying the hunter and then there was a new sniffing video coming out yeah these these things are all so crazy but then they're all even crazier in the context that if you go to cnn.com or msnbc.com

there's not a fucking word about any of this what are they're saying like no they're not saying anything no their videos are like economy kicking no they're just like white people are bad and same as always same shit as always no they're posting here's why it's actually not that crazy yeah crack's not that bad and here's why like white supremacy is causing gas prices to go up and like just all the nonsense that they do you know it's all that you're like you're like you're supposed to be a news organization this isn't news you'd think that they try to cover that one just to sort of pretend. Like one of those N's, the middle,

the first N for CNN stands for news. Mm-hmm. Well, maybe it was just down for nudes and they should pose the hunters out there

so it can do it for Danny. That's fine, too. Yeah, he said it's fine. I knew it was doing it for him. Nice piece. But, and then Jill Biden, she was in hot water, too, which sort of just shows that you can

never win with these people but you know everyone probably heard this already but she apologizes for saying latinos are unique are as unique as breakfast tacos yeah but i was like it's you know what it is though like the jill biden thing you go this is someone whose only interaction with uh hispan Hispanic people is... They work for her. They work for her. Exactly. She has like no...

She lives in insanely sheltered... Again, she is the first lady, right? She lives this insanely sheltered life. I mean, she's a crackhead's mother. Yeah, she's a crackhead's mother. So I guess not that sheltered. But yeah, and she's just like, yeah. She's like, I don't know what I said that was so bad.

I think she probably went to apologize. Well, she had to do you think it's possible that she's not thinking straight because of that fucking hammer it just has a busy she goes she goes i can't believe that fucking my husband has that little fucking pinky finger and his son has that massive rod yeah that's your stepson hundreds of her stepson. Hunter's her stepson. Right. Exactly. Well, she says, basically, yeah, I like the idea of one of the other people coming out and being like, every Italian is like a slice of pizza. And you go do the other ones. Because, you know, Jews, they're just as distinct as the pawn shops in the Diamond District. Or just, they're like the bagels in the Lower East Side.

Every Irishman is a different IPA. Just as like a potato during the potato famine. Just the potatoes. Every seventh generation white European is, you know, a different slice of cheese on a cheese dream.

Our black friends, they're like the watermelons. Each is a different thing. Jill, shut the fuck up. Jill, get it. You know what it is? I think Hunter's fixing, he saw the Rob Ford story and he's fixing to enter politics and he's like, they go, yo,

you can be a crackhead politician and that's why he's trying to get clean or whatever. He's the OG. That must be a big hero for him, right? Yeah. I mean, you know what? He is. I don't know what his health situation is, but it seems like he's not dying.

I feel like if you have unlimited resources, you probably can just be a crackhead. Yeah, I guess so. I remember in Guelph, when we lived in Guelph, I had a neighbor, this guy who- Teeth still fall out probably. Yeah, yeah. Well, he is missing teeth. Hunter Biden does have. There's photos of him. Also auditioning for fall out probably. Yeah, yeah. Well, he is missing teeth. Hunter Biden does have... There's photos of him.

Also auditioning for Shorzy. Yeah, yeah, exactly, right? But I remember I had this fucking neighbor, and he was just like a functioning crackhead. He worked in like a nine to five job that he kept. And he worked, he managed like this big parts like warehouse thing, and then he would just come home and smoke crack.

How long do you know that he was doing that for? A while. He had been for some time. What the the hell and he was just like a functioning crackhead he smoked crack and then underbind wasn't functioning that good if you've seen the videos well not one you're on crack but i mean he was running all these fucking businesses and he was a consultant i don't know all the timelines you know he might have went like bender and then went back to yeah i think so when you go to rehab but I remember in this place in Guelph I remember coming home one day

because the thing is with this guy who was a crackhead all his friends like his social circle was all crackheads but he had his work life which he managed to

keep normal oh my god and you walk through the crackhead areas and everyone's like Tommy and he goes not around the work friends

I remember coming home and there was fucking a stairwell to like coming home once and there was fucking a stairwell to get up the building and there was just like blood everywhere because like, you know, one of his crackhead buddies

he had to fucking put in place or someone was trying to like rob him or something because you just get involved with all these CD people. Going to your normal job after that's nuts. He did.

He probably still works there. I know people who did crack. He was a nice guy. I liked him. He was like, he was like honestly a great guy. Probably not if he didn't get his crack probably i again i never

like i'm sure he was on i feel like that's super rare that that goes on for i think most people you get maximum a year or so of that and then you're on the street sucking dick well here's the thing if you if it does if you can manage to not have it affect your work then no you can do it indefinitely. Well, that's my point. I think that you slowly... Yeah, yeah. I think that that slowly stops being the case.

Yeah, as long as you can just not smoke crack for eight hours. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. You think there's like a slow-release crack patch you can just wear at work? Just to get you through the day? It has to be something i might think you only waste cold turkey on that kind of shit well i knew people that were drug guys

like on tour and stuff they were just like roll up to a city we need drugs and if nothing else was available they'll do crack but it wasn't the first choice yeah like i know a few guys just from like you know dirty band guys from mississauga like you know kind of they need from Mississauga, like, you know, kind of slums. They need something crazy. Right. And it was, the guy was like, listen, we can't get coke.

We can't get this, but we can get crack. And the guy's like, well, yeah, that'll do. That'll be fine. Yeah. Jesus. Yeah. I've never done crack. Here's the, oh, and then on top of that, well, you, so you're mentioning that there's nothing

about this in the CNNs and stuff like that. Yeah. So I was kind of maybe not even going to talk about this. But then the CNN did write an article because there was all these, you know, how she did the thing about, you know, Latinas or whatever. Yeah. And then the GOP or so CNN did this thing about the, you know, Republican party basically being like the republican uh candidates that are latina are not the real deal latinas right yes so they're basically because yeah this is a more important article than hunter biden smoking crack and fucking going down a slide naked

so but i just thought i read this because you know there's a bunch of these hispanics that are all kind of become a republican and then there's a lot of them kind of rising up in the ranks because I feel like it's also a hot thing to be sort of like a Republican that isn't white, too. Yeah, and the Republicans are conscious of the fact that we don't all want to be just all white people. Right, because we don't want to be too predictable. We're looking for the Candace Owens. Those are in demand.

Yeah. Yeah, exactly, right? Absolutely. To be honest, they're probably more in demand probably yeah exactly right absolutely to be honest they're probably more in demand on republican because there's more spots to be filled whereas on the the the if you're going to be like a liberal uh and you're not white there's probably a lot of people that already got in that game and took the diversity higher positions you know what i mean whereas you can kind of come up hot in the scene as a republican

yeah you can and yeah there's less of them there more in demand. But they aren't that much less. So basically, they go, they're just like, they go, you know, Flores, De La Cruz, Garcia, there's all these. They go, well, these Latinos are having a moment in the spotlight. They hold views outside the Latino mainstream. And they're kind of saying, you call it the equivalent of the black guy that, you know, is just like a, you know, wears a suit and tie. And they're like, oh, he's not a real. It's like pretty racist, right it's like pretty racist right joe biden he goes if you vote for donald trump you

ain't black yeah but it's more the equivalent of being like well i guess it's the exact same as that but i was i was saying more of the uh like what's a black person joe what is a black person is it they're all the same exactly they're like well if they shoot guns they're not really black unless they're illegal like okay just stop do you know what i mean yeah joe let jill talk now okay maybe not her either let hunter oh you know what maybe the whole family needs to take a vacation else is barack obama available by chance just maybe fucking do you see the step in for a minute did you see the thing on twitter that was fucking amazing where it was like a kind of a viral tweet with a bunch of people were like uh posting it as like a troll saying like i don't care what anyone says

about obama like i don't trust anyone who won't tell us his last name everyone was saying like obama refused to tell us his last name his name was just obama like one name i did not see that good shit right it seems like an old head meme. It does seem like an old head meme. They're talking a lot about old head memes on the Patreon. But the reason why it was so crazy to me is because when they did the stats, they go, that's just not where most Latinos lie these days. And the Pew Research Center reports 60% of Hispanic adults say abortion should be illegal in all or most cases.

And then also 58% of Hispanics favor stricter gun controls it was like that's not a super majority yeah coin flip you know what i'm saying i know no audacity to go to yeah you go there's a latino republicans and you're like those aren't real republicans like 40 that's only 40 percent of latinos 42 percent that's only 42 percent of Latinos 42 percent that's only 42 percent of Latinos yeah you know look at this guy thinks he represents any and you're just like what are you you go yeah it's not going to be 100 but the obvious stat that matters is what was it five years ago morons yes and the funny thing about this article is it higher or lower like that's the only stat that matters yeah this article is like yeah these are all they're they're acting like uh you know this is like they're like

oh yeah these are don't represent anybody and then you're like so then why are you worried about this why is this even an article like cnn's writing about you know like being like they're gonna take over all the stuff but they're you're saying in the article that like they're all why why why bother yeah you go sort it out you're saying that they're they're not gonna win and they don't represent anybody and they had she won 29,000 seats and she's about to lose. So I'm like, what's the point of this article?

Exactly, right? You go, yeah, that's a small little thing, but don't get them fooled and think Latinos actually like this. They like us. And be like,

so what are you trying to push here? Yeah, who's reading this? Whose minds are you changing here? Uh-huh. Some Latino being like, oh, let's do a latino accent oh what's up man i'm voting for the wrong guy when i voted for the wrong guy

yeah he's got his farmer hat just sort of like blows off his head with his team like oh i say i voted for the wrong guy. Oh, I voted for Trump. Whoops. Oh, whoopsie daisy. Whoopsie daisy. Oh, shit. It turns out I'm not Latino. We're Dodgers. Me and my family thought that we were voting for a Latino party all the time.

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No. It was a good recipe. Me and your mom have been trying to have another kid. Dad. You're a little old for that. A little old for that.

I saw a fucking sign, by the way. Opened up your eyes. Come on. I was walking up, where was this? Near Madison Square Garden. There's this big building I saw a fucking sign by the way there's opened up your eyes come on I was walking up where was this near Madison Square Garden there's this big building

and there's they do these big like murals on it like this huge there's huge murals and there's like this thing I couldn't

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and I just had a baby and I was like what yeah it's honestly there's just she's 57 and she goes yeah i beat cancer three times and now i'm like a new mom and you're like i don't think so can you have a baby when you're 57 highly doubt that if i do i'm gonna fucking wonders of science you should have probably wore a rubber if you can imagine that guy i was like just she's dating some fucking like 62 year old exactly what the fuck are you kidding me 57 because that can't be possible something's going on here yeah that seems like it's literally on like eighth avenue what are they selling what do

they want you to sell it's for uh it's for a hospital like a cancer research center but you're like and she beat cancer oh it's like inspirational like we're it's for a hospital like a cancer research center but you're like and she beat cancer oh it's like inspirational like we're so good at beating cancer that you got that's radiation and now she's got a kid at 60 yeah it's like like is that possible that seems fucking crazy i i was you'd expect it to be like i'm back to hiking every day yeah and she is hiking in the photo the craziest thing in the i feel like i know their formula, but I don't know this new addition. She is hiking, but she has a baby. But she looks like a grandmother.

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Well, there's the first part. It was like, yeah, not everyone who's white, family's all white. Like myself. Yes.

Like at least 35% isn't white. I mean, none of my family's white. Exactly. But the other part, it was fucking just killing me. It was just like, this is the thing that we've been saying for years.

They literally are just like, yo, if you're not going to every family reunion and fuck you dad and storming out in a fit of rage, do you really care? Yeah, do you really care? And you go, so that's changed zero opinions. But you go, no, but if your family's on the bad politics side, you shouldn't even be able to have a beer with them. Yeah, she's tricking a lot of people into getting written out of their wills. Like,

yeah, I should do this. And then their dad's like, wait, I'm not in the will? No, you ruined every Thanksgiving for the last 12 years.

Fucking hate you. That's the real move. If you care about this stuff so much, get in the will, take the money, and then donate it to a cause. But you aren't going to do that, are you?

No, no, no. Jessica Mason. No, you're not Jessica Mason. Doesn't sound like you're going to do that, are you? No, no, no. Jessica Mason. No, you're not Jessica Mason. Doesn't sound like you're going to do that. No, she ain't. No, she ain't. No, she ain't. No, you ain't doing none of that.

You ain't doing none of that. And then the second one that I was liking was Twitter debating whether Anne Frank had white privilege. I looked into the... It's interesting because I went and looked at the guy who posted it and he's like a communist. People were agreeing.

He's a communist. You don't say. Well, the commie people do because they're all like just obsessed with race and class and all that stuff. I think they're more obsessed

with race these days. Some of them, the old school. But class is a big one too where, you know, they just, they can only look at the world through all these lenses

and they're all just like capitalism. It's nonsense. Where I look at the world through two lenses, titties or ass. And you don't have one of them? Do you think? If you don't have one of those two, I put black lenses on because I ain't looking. Yeah.

So what do you think? Well, I looked at the tweet. Do you think she had privilege i was upset that not a lot of like the super tell you what jay jay post wasn't happy well yeah no shit but i was i was upset that i went and looked at the comments and none of the super megabase people showed up being like she's not white oh yeah yeah yeah yeah and then having to make this communist like this korean communist and fucking this other person, these people just get in this debate.

But they agree. Eventually they meet. They go, yeah, I see it. She had white privilege. Like, no, she didn't. No. So those are my two favorite Twitter threads of the week. I mean, she literally had a fucking J in her passport.

Because I don't know if this is the whitest privilege. And I was saying this yesterday but like like where she lived there weren't non-white people not even better yeah of course that's even better it wasn't like this fucking diverse like it wasn't new york city that they they yeah they cannot see anything through the lens of where they look but even like you can't even understand her contacts where you go like she's still gonna probably have her uh latino nanny do all their stuff for her and she goes I don't think they had Latino nannies in Germany Yeah, like dude my fucking grandmother like my grandma's like yeah I didn't see a black person in my life in the flesh until I came to Canada

Not for and not for lack of trying because I got a bit of a fever Danny and she goes grandma Why are you telling me this? I heard the rumors I took a trip to Africa, too, but they only let me visit the Jewish cathedrals. And I wouldn't talk to my mom for three days. Yeah. I was doing Kegels all week to warm up for it. You know what, though? If you go find this original tweet, this subsection of people, like these communist anarchists,

they are interesting people the way their brains like work or don't work i guess but just it is like an interesting subsection of people they're angry at everything they don't like anything right like nothing and if you're yeah if you're not angry at your parents then you're fucking they yeah they get joy from like nothing like even you post a photo of like a dog and you're like yeah well that dog's not choosing to be in this photo right now and they're fucking that dog's a slave and someone bought that dog and that dog was forced some people don't have dogs some people don't have dogs like just like they're miserable these are the most miserable people on earth like it's insane

and then you know again they're this person losing like california you're like do you really have that much to be miserable about yeah they do the fucking news i'm ruining the country those are the people who that's like the type of person who like with uh you know something like the cambodia like in cambodia how they were like we want this reset to the year zero and then they started just kill every they killed like half their population yeah yeah that's how that should start oh of course i mean we need to level the playing field what does that mean there really really is only, what other solution could happen to get them what they want, right?

How else would you do it? Yeah, but they want to level the playing field and you go, yeah, it's just like mass extermination. It's not redistribution of assets. And all, some of these people, it's like the first one to get leveled is their parents, probably., their parents probably.

Yeah. You know what I mean? For sure. But they're probably so demented. Their parents who are like the CEO of fucking Pfizer or some shit. Yeah, they're like, yeah, fine. If that's what needs to happen, that's what needs to happen. Their dad who runs like a Hollywood studio or some shit.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Collateral damage. Yeah. The CFO of Disney's daughter, you know. Yeah, total fucking all into this shit well okay so you actually sent me this but uh in uh in in canada fucking new merch what new fellas merch which one this one oh yeah yeah well it's so it's basically it's my joke

right there's a quest for an all-female roofing company uh it draws tradeswomen from across canada and so basically all six of them you get the best point where it was like they go like they fund that as a positive but they're just literally like hey we wanted to put together this roofing crew of girls and they had to go to like fucking other provinces this was in i think it was belleville ontario yeah somewhere in northern or not northern but like whatever eastern ontario and then they're like we have to bring in like to do a roofing job on like you know a 1200 square foot house like we're not talking like 4g job yeah you're like whatever we're not talking about like oh they have to do the roof on parliament in

ottawa yeah it's like the biggest job in the country it's just like a bungalow just a guy RG job. Yeah, whatever. We're not talking about like, oh, they have to do the roof on Parliament in Ottawa. It's like the biggest job in the country. It's just like a bungalow. Just a guy wanted a deck. Yeah, no, it's just like the roof. Yeah, whatever. But it's like doing the roof of a bungalow in Belleville, Ontario. Some guy needed a repair on a few shingles.

And they have to go, they have to fucking crack, get the crack team. It's like Ocean's Six or whatever. But imagine that there's like New York, they're like, we have an all girls roofing company. He's like, where are you getting them? He's like New York. They're like, we have an all-girls roofing company. He's like, where are you getting them?

He's like, well, we flew a girl in from Minnesota. Dude, they had to get a sponsorship to make up for the extra expense because they wouldn't obviously be able to charge market rate. We flew in a fucking Nancy from Delaware. So they legit flew in a woman from Saskatchewan. For like, just like a laborer. Like, it's not like,

oh, we have to get the best engineer in the country. She's in Saskatchewan. And then after, she's like, just like a laborer. What are we doing next?

She's like, we got a gun on you. This one job. Weird thing. Not super in demand for those all female. You go, why don't you charge less?

You go, oh, we don't have the margins for that. But however, we do have this CBC article coming out so we're open that'll drop some business i mean this is my joke i saw one of these about an all-girl moving company which is why i was talking about that on stage right but there's one thing to be like an all-girl moving company but the idea that to prove this point that you have to go across the country and they spin it like it's positive

and get a sponsorship to cover sponsorship so some company sponsored because it doesn't make sense well because otherwise the 1200 bucks there's reaching well there's all these extra flights now and like you gotta like hotels like all this shit they heard about one girl north northern alberta where they go it's like how they go hey we're getting a room and crew you guys i don't do that anymore she's doing her other job i was like she's a florist now so they they go find the one girl that's a florist and she's like i got out of that game why i was like yeah it wasn't i was really bad at it yeah not really much demand really hot i. I like this better. It was kind of hot.

I'm married now. And you go, well, we're getting back together for one last job. I guess we'll pay for your flight. She goes, I'm in. It's like literally MacGruber, right? Yeah. Or like Ocean's Eleven or whatever. Yeah, there's another girl.

She's working at a marketing company for fucking 70 grand a year. And they're like, listen, we're getting the gang back together. And she's like, one job pays 20 an hour cash. She's like, I'm working marketing now. I'm pretty good. It doesn't really make sense for me to fly from Regina.

I did that for a summer job once because my uncle does it. And honestly, he was just giving money as a favor. It was mostly just a punishment. I was kind of a bad kid. Yeah, yeah. It was either that or boarding school,

working my uncle's roofing company for a week. Summer, I took the roof for a week i don't really want to do it how does this even get me that oh that's so funny though the like either there's two options one i guess there's three options the the the super progressive family where they're all just like so happy like the dad's like oh i've never seen anyone roof this good like you know yeah he's taking pictures of it like just hired a roofing crew nothing other or it's the girl the wife got the roofing crew and the dad's just like oh like let's can we just not hire these guys and they're screwing everything up he's just here and like cling cling cling cling i want to talk he's downstairs trying to use sandwich oh yeah i

want to talk to the husband of the woman who, or he's a mad perv. You know what I mean? No. What was the woman? So it was the chick who owns the house. She's like, I want,

I need a roofing job and I want specifically. So she arranges, but you know, the husband probably like they show up for work and he's just, you know, he's, this is not, he was not in favor of this idea at all.

He's like, why don't we just get someone local? Like my friends have a roofing company. Yeah. We need money. Can I get your credit card? Cause we're going to fly a few chicks in all this stuff. And. He's like, why don't we just get someone local? Like my friends have a roofing company in Belleville. Yeah, we need money. Can I get your credit card? Because we're going to fly a few chicks in. All this stuff.

And then, you know, he fucking wakes up and he's just like sitting on the lawn just watching them. And he goes like, that's how they're doing this? Like, because, you know, he knows that to do this,

he just can't do it and she won't let him. He's just fucking like, he's like, what? That's not how you fucking nail the shingles. You know, I actually know a body who's got a guy, well, just him. He says a couple grand. He's like what what is this not how you fucking hey i've got you know actually my i actually know a body who's got a guy well just him he says a couple grand he's like i was thinking we fly in

three girls from saskatchewan because that in the budget you know it will be we got a sponsorship who's the sponsor it was some like roof holy shit or some shit another a man's roofing company sponsored the girls roofing company of course come on this thing is an odd man's roofing companies sponsoring the girls' roofing company? Yeah, of course. Come on. There's no such thing as an odd man's roofing company. Yeah, it was. It was in Belleville. Do you know what the name is? No, but I can find it. The Summit Sisters.

Oh, the Summit Sisters. He goes, also, we fucking spent about 80 grand on matching uniforms, but they're like Zoolander style. It says right here, they were helped with some of the costs associated with bringing the team together by a sponsorship from a mississauga ontario tool company oh the tool company yeah i'm sure i'm sure that they wanted to do that so they had their summon sisters jersey sponsored by black and decker yeah they look like a fucking like czech hockey team just like all these different fucking sponsorships all over their shirts the fact that this is this story is so funny.

Or is it the tool company that's like, listen, we've got to get our bang for the buck. So they started getting a publicist, getting it out there. Or it was just like, they got blackmailed. They called it, they go, what, you want to be the company that's not going to sponsor us because we're women? I go, fuck. How much do you need?

Do tool companies sponsor small business roofing companies like not maybe in the imagine you run a landscaping company it's like you and your two buddies are cutting lawns and you call up like the lawn company and you're like hey look every time we're cutting the lawn we'll uh have your jerseys on us well you might to the extent you go we'll give you like 10 off fucking like you know lawnmower repair if you throw our fucking logo on the side of your van i guess if on your van maybe yeah not like this though then these girls they're already on they have one job they've already got matching uniforms a van a sponsor this is great look this is fucking

decode it's like the japanese guy that started skiing and he never learned how he's on the bunny hill with twelve thousand dollars worth of gear he goes look decoding made the three and a half hour trip from well into plainfield while other team members came as far as Alberta and Saskatchewan to work on this roof. It's just like a roof. Like, I don't even know what point was made because you can't do it again. You go, okay,

we have another job. They go, yeah, I'm not moving for Saskatchewan or Alberta. No, they finished and they go to the guy. He's like, alright, thanks, girls. He's like, do you have any other roofs? Even if they did what so the woman goes back to Saskatchewan

goes Ghani we're fucking we gotta move to Ontario I'm getting in the roofing business and he goes I have a really good job here I was gonna

not he goes you could be a roofer here in Saskatchewan there's a lot of demand for it I can't be on an all woman crew though yeah Summit Sisters Summit Sisters Summit Sisters I'm just sisters summit sisters yeah they've got a good hustle

if you live in and around belleville ontario and you need the summit sisters get the summit sisters they didn't show any photos of them to see if they're easy on the eyes or not there's yeah there's the one where they were the main one yeah it's just all right looking but that's not the point it should be the point the point is all girls should have to do manual labor for you know in like Israel you have to do mandatory

like army service yeah every girl should have to do mandatory one year of manual labor service so they can sort of I mean

cause so they'd be like know how hard it is yes you know what I mean I mean if you want to be a roofer like all two

there's only like 7% well I know I actually know a couple girls that are in manual labor and they you know what i mean i i mean if you want to be a roofer like all two the game go there's only like seven percent well i know i know i actually know a couple girls that are in manual labor and they you know take it seriously whatever but you know that's a small percentage of people seven it's they actually stats can has it i mean there's probably races like that it's probably what percentage of jewish people end up being fucking roofers like that's probably also a small percentage like demographics probably have demographics. You know what I mean? Yes, demographics exist. Yeah. Oh, shit.

It's good shit, though. Assembled the Summit Sisters, and now they're leading a united call for better support and recruitment for women in the trades, which I actually... Women don't want to be in the trades! No, but this is another thing

that you actually think is probably a good thing, right? Because don't forget, one of the things is they're always kind of saying there needs to be 50-50 and everything, right? Yeah. But it actually would be better if they forced more girls to be in all these landscaping

and other jobs that they don't want to be. It sort of would open up some spots in the other worlds. You know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. If you made roofing 70 of 70 women then you could have uh 30 men in like the you know jobs we do yeah like ballerinas ballerinas so it'd be good for us yeah i mean good honestly like i'm sure they do a fine job of roofing some guy did a pretty good thing where he did like a which doesn't it's just a guy's study, but he published it or whatever.

And he was saying he did like 5,000. Oh, I see. Yeah. The resumes. Yeah. So a guy basically goes, he did resumes where he sent resumes to whatever,

you know, a thousand places or 5,000 places or something like that. And he did it with the guy's names and they did it with girls names. And he said he was doing normal jobs and the girls names, same resume got uh this was for a computer something compute like computer science or something like that yeah he said they got they were you know 20 or 30 higher and then he was like okay that's probably that but maybe manual labor and he goes when he went to manual labor it was actually like 90 percent no they

were way higher than that it was like you know it's hundreds of percent higher yeah it was like 400 and 700 because they get you know 85 guys and two girls and they're like, oh, so they, you know, a lot of, you know, especially probably less if it's like a small guy just hiring two people. But if it's a big company, they're like, yeah, it would be nice to have like some girls or like a trucking company or something like that. They want to get those numbers up. So it's actually, it was like way easier for a girl.

And it was like, yeah. I mean, who knows? I mean, it's the old. I don't know if the study can be stamped and proved, but. I mean, Jamie Foxx. I mean, it makes sense old... I don't know if this study can be stamped and proved, but... I mean, Jamie Foxx. I mean, it makes sense, but I'm just saying it's just a study. Well, dude, Jamie Foxx, the reason his name is Jamie Foxx... Exactly.

...is because he couldn't get booked ever, and then he started fucking putting his name down as Jamie Foxx. I know. And he's like, all of a sudden, I get all these spots. I know, right? Because they weren't sure. They're like, maybe it's a chick. So then he got all the stage time.

That's the oldest trick in the book, In that field, at least, anyway. In every field. In super girl-dominated fields, maybe not. Like, imagine you were doing improv. No, but he said... No, I'm just saying, imagine there was improv and there was eight girls and two guys. It would be easier for a guy.

But just fields that are... No, they want to be 100% women. They don't need guys. No, but a lot of improv... Because they love playing guys. women they don't need guys i but no but a lot of improv playing guys dude you tell me they don't like putting on a fucking fake mustache girls do like playing guys i don't know there might be some holes in that sorry but no his the thing that you're talking about one of the second one that was even more was i think he was applying to like restaurants

and stuff he was applying to female dominated he applied to male dominated first and then female dominated and the female dominated still did way to male dominated first and then female dominated. And the female dominated still did way better. Yeah. That's kind of what it was. Yeah. Yeah. So both scenarios.

Maybe there's a few something that's different. I'm sure. Major League Baseball. Piano teacher. Yeah. The guy piano teachers are all molesters. You got to watch out for them. No longer just a man's job, they said. She made the three and a half hour trick

from welland well the other team members came from as far as that um a vast majority of canadians working in trade transport and equipment operations are male with only seven percent identifying as female according to the 2021 statistics and probably most of those are like you know butch lesbian kind of types right even if they're just like you know tomboy kind of types maybe they're too intimidated because it's considered a man's job that's one of those things where you know they'll always be like hey uh one of the things they'll say is girls you know sometimes have like you know uh uh worse paying jobs because they're bad at negotiating yeah and i think there is something to be said about

girls are like that so i think realizing that is helpful to some women where you go hey like anyone who's it's kind of like someone that's like i'm bad at networking and the old bill burr thing was like well get good at it because it's important you know what i mean yeah but with girls it's like it is recognizing that like you know what i'm negotiating worse like once you put more effort into it sometimes you become better at it because you're like anything yeah exactly right so there is something said about that but they're until when that's not happening they're like well they got a worse salary because they're negotiating worse and you're like okay but like a lot of jobs like are negotiating jobs like if you're like you know what i mean if you're like negotiating contracts you're like well she's not

as good as you need to pay her more because she's not negotiating her contract and you go but that's the job that is negotiating so you kind of need to pay her more because she's not negotiating her contract. And you go, but that's the job. That is the job. So you kind of need to be good for that. Like sales, like so many things, negotiating prices probably isn't, you know, in those jobs specifically. I will say one thing though, the photo of this chick who's, who runs the, this, uh, uh, roofing company, that's her thing. So she's wearing knee pads in the photo.

And I go, yeah, that could be tough if you're the only chick on a fucking all guys thing. And you're the chick wearing knee pads. A photo and i go yeah that could be tough if you're the only chick on a fucking all guy thing and you're the chick wearing knee pads a lot of jokes there a lot of jokes with a lot of knee pad related jokes knee pads probably less knee pad jokes with all girl crew or maybe not maybe they're just too intimidated because it's considered a man's job that's probably the reason that they're not being roofers i would say that most girls that i've met would have loved it no it was their dream yeah with that from a little girl to be a roofer and then you know they got there and they just said it was too intimidating so they just gave up on their dream their dream of being a roofer no they wanted to from birth you know when they're going around they said what do

you want to do astronaut i want to be the president i want to be a roofer and they said well and then oh they did it in record time it's absolutely beautiful and she said the roof is fantastic guarantee who knows how good i will bet any sum of money that they did not do it in record time there was no there was no records set that weekend okay i'm not trying to shit on their thing i'm sure they did a fine job okay i'm not trying to shit on their thing i'm sure they did a fine job there's fucking guinness didn't show up being like holy shit you are the fastest roofing crew not even for men men or women oh my god they go um hey so are you guys thinking about getting started we just finished what it's record time.

Fuck off. Hey, guys, I'm just going to go to the bathroom. Put it this way. If they did it in record time, probably that's not what you want. CDC, that's actually not what you want. How long does a roof normally take? Like four or five days, generally. They come back, we go, we did it in four minutes.

I don't know why the fucking... I don't know if that's a good thing. I don't know why the thought of the man, like the husband of the woman who wanted this, is just like, just stewing. He must have been in on the scam. I don't know if that's a good thing. I don't know why the thought of the man, like the husband of the woman who wanted this, is just stewing. He must have been in on the scam. He goes, they're done already, huh?

See that, honey? She did the four-day roof, and girls did it in three minutes. And he goes, ugh. You know what the trick? They didn't use glue. Yeah. They didn't use any nails. No tar.

No tar. Normally, people do 10 nails a thing. We just did two nails. That's called time saving. I don't know why no man's ever thought of that. By the way, CBC is so ridiculous because there's obviously a CBC article, but I actually have like a... I wonder if they're technically allowed to do this

because it's a public thing, right? But CBC on a lot of their Instagram posts, they turn comments off because they know that the comments are going to trash them yeah and so they turn the comments off and you're like should they be allowed to do that no they shouldn't there's a government yeah they shouldn't be allowed to do that and also that data kind of is relevant it's like the it's like the president turning his quote tweets well that's what i'm saying but the problem is they turn closing up the government

paid for town square yeah but they know that they'll like they'll have like a new show from cbc that like you know is gonna suck and everybody's gonna hate but it's trying to prove some point like this roof you're right because if everyone pays for it they should be able to say that yeah like how why do you decide that the comments are turned off on this you're right i get what you're saying because it's it is true yeah it's the government you go we paid for it yeah we paid for it fucking turn the comments on so we can tell you how much we hate this shit or how much we like it but they turn it off because they know yeah they go we know why'd you make it we know this sucks we know everybody's gonna hate this stop making stuff with the like taxpayer basis money or just turn the comments on not even turn the comments on just don't turn them off

at least it seems like you turn them on for a little bit and then close them up give people a little taste that seems like they should not be allowed to vent that seems not right it's funny watching you get fired up about that it is because i sometimes will like you know see some cbc thing on instagram then you go see it because i'm always just like oh this is a piece of shit let's go see the comments because the comments are where like as someone who still pays some taxes in Canada, I go, I want my taxes going to an open comment section. That's what you want, yeah.

That's what I want. That's the value I get, is watching them get trashed in the comments section. Right? Like, that's what I get out of it. So then open the comments section up, because then I really get nothing out of it. Yes.

Other than fucking elevated blood pressure. Oh, my God. And then then uh okay one more funny thing but uh this was the i just love when they it's the kind of there was a lot of things that were kind of my videos and jokes this weekend but you know the one where it was like why the coronavirus is worse for women yeah but they did why the heat wave is so dangerous for gender non-conforming People. Yeah. And, did you read this one, right? Of course.

I shouldn't have sent it to you because I kind of actually wanted you to, I wanted you to guess because I go, I don't think you could guess why. Like, the reason, I couldn't have guessed. See what I'm saying?

When I read it, I go, where are they going with this? Like, if you're at home right now, think to yourself, you go, exactly, you go, where are they going with this?

They go, the heat wave's way worse for gender nonconforming people and you're thinking like is it because they're saying they like live in they can't afford air conditioning i was kind of thinking something like that maybe they make less money they can't afford air conditioning something like that you know what i mean that's a hundred they do more jobs outside or you're not because i don't think that and then they go the reason is they said, because when it's hot, they have to wear skimpier clothes,

like they're wearing gayer clothes, essentially, and they're saying they get harassed on the street. Because of this heat wave, I have to wear a mesh crop top. That's exactly what the article is. It was like, it's a guy, he goes a trans person he says he's or i guess trans woman he goes highlighted how heat can bring challenges to them because of heightened risk of abuse and he says my attempt to keep cool in the heat is met with shouts of f-a-g-g-o-t they said and freak which seems you know i don't think in any metropolitan city like

people you see this you know tenants people dress like this every minute so i don't know you know and if you do get people yelling at you it's a homeless person that was yelling at everybody you know what i mean yeah and not to say that they're right for yelling at everybody but it ain't unique you know what i mean but they go and stares on the tube are directed to me for my outfit choices which legitimately is their argument, is that they get to wear a parka in the winter and no one can see them, which they probably aren't wearing a parka in the winter. But then in the summer, she's got it.

They're wearing a parka, but with the nipples cut out. Yeah, in the summer, they've got a thong on and then like a mesh top with their nipples showing and stuff like that, or the new nipples showing. Which is pretty standard with gay people dressed dress like a lot often in the city but that is i just i couldn't believe it even getting there and then you go what are you even proposing where you go change the weather there's not even really any i guess this all fits under climate yeah global warming yo if global warming continues and to get worse,

but also global warming makes it cooler when it's cool, right? Yeah. So it's like, well, it sort of evens out, so it doesn't even really work that way because you go, oh, when it's winter, it's actually, you get to cover up more. Yeah, you get to cover up more. You don't even get to go outside, it's so cold.

It was just like the most non- Well, what about this? What if climate change gets so bad, you could just never go outside that's a win for them i think that's what it is never go outside big win big win so exactly if it goes far enough you're back to square one of it being good right and then there was another okay i'll just do one mark this is in the same vein and before we uh and but the um there was like a big uh reddit ask me anything

you know this is a Your Tango article Yeah. Your Tango has been becoming one of my favorites but it's about this guy who was kind of going viral on Twitter

or sorry on Reddit and you know it kind of ended up a lot of places because it was a big AMA or whatever but you know when people

say am I the asshole? Yeah. But this guy was saying the groom asks if he's wrong for kicking his gay brother out of the wedding because he wanted to wear a rainbow suit and it's like a big debate where this guy was saying, the groom asks if he's wrong for kicking his gay brother out of the wedding because he wanted to wear a rainbow suit. And it's like a big debate where this guy's getting married and his brother.

I mean, can you imagine if my brother said that? I mean, I might think it's funny personally because I probably wouldn't care about that shit. But I get if you're like a normal guy and you're like, you want your wedding photos to look a certain way. Yeah, you don't have a dress code. If you're going to be in the wedding party, that's like the most standard thing is you go, this is how't have a dress code that's that's if you're gonna be in the wedding party that's like the most dude are you ever standard thing as you go this is how you have to dress you get a fucking thing it says straight up like you get uh like invitation says black tie yeah yeah exactly that's what it is and sometimes the one wacky guy you know maybe undoes some buttons or wears like cowboy boots or something that really didn't fit what

he wears like you know a leather jacket over the top like doesn wears like cowboy boots or something that Remy didn't fit what other people are going to wear. Or he wears like, you know, a leather jacket over the top. Like Larry David doesn't wear leather shoes or something. Yeah, you wear, that's,

you know what I mean? But other than that, it's like, how does, I guess that's the difference between having a boyfriend and a girlfriend. Like,

I think any guy was like, hey, we're going to your sister's wedding and you go and pop, pop, pop the rainbow on. She'd probably be like, what are you,

come on. Like, you can't, you know, you try to make everything about you. And if it's his brother, you're like, you're in the wedding it's his brother you're like you're in the wedding party so you're like you're in the whole like you're actually in like the photos the photos is the main thing imagine forever you're you know you're just a normal couple and your photos on the mantle is one person

in a like a rainbow suit yeah and then so he basically told the brother i promise you the wife wasn't pumped about this either she's way less pumped and then the guy basically told the brother i promise you the wife wasn't pumped about this either she's way less pumped and then the guy threw a tantrum and he said he's not coming to the wedding if he can't wear his rainbow suit and he didn't like the way that his brother talked to him hot topic on the internet yeah i mean i that seems pretty reasonable i mean again it's it's pretty unreasonable to want to wear the fucking it was like this is one of those things where then the brother's you know kind of saying he's homophobic and all this stuff but it's pretty unreasonable to want to wear the fucking it was like this is one of those things where then the brother's you know kind of saying he's homophobic and all this stuff but it's like 101 of like yo you're trying to make everything about you there's no others like nothing else

going on here of course like i mean if you get invited to a wedding and you're a boy and you show up like that like if you're not gay and you're or whatever you show up all wacky like or in a t-shirt and shorts. Yeah. You're not going to be fucking, they're not going to be fans of you. Give me a break, pal. I like the rainbow suit, though. We got actually some,

I know I was plugging the Patreon a lot this week, but I feel like I have a good episode is one of the reasons, too. We have this, we're going to be talking about, there's this vampire website of a guy that thinks he's a vampire and pretty good stuff. He is a vampire, right? Yeah, there's this vampire website of a guy that thinks he's a vampire and pretty good stuff. He is a vampire, right?

Yeah, there's some Johnny Depp stuff in his Why Science is Sexist article, a bunch of different things that are going to be on the Patreon this week. Some good shit. Yeah, I think we're going to do an interview also on this Tuesday coming up. Unless he cancels on us, we have a pretty big guest coming in tomorrow, but we'll see. Yes. It's so big. We have a big guest the next week too so we got a couple cool big guests coming in so some cool zoom our first zoom guest well yeah but but circumstance well let's stop talking about it doesn't happen you never know it's donald trump who's one that it has to be that it's trump it's uh yeah baron trump it's putin he's not

leaving it's putin i can fuck we spilled the beans i cannot leave russia it is not russia pop your top get the top off we said we're gonna be in there he goes can i take top off and can you have women with top off yes we'll we'll have them there. So, this has been another episode of your favorite podcast, The BoyzCast. Peace. The boys!