The Boyscast with Ryan Long - TRUMP vs ZELENSKY vs CASEY ANTHONY

Episode Date: March 7, 2025

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It's the boys' cast. It's the bros. It's the Boy's Cast. Danny Polshuk is on maternity leave on the wedding. I don't know where he went. He finally had the baby. Antigua. Yeah, not the baby, but they are both getting fat. So it is what it is. We're here with Robbie the Fire, Chris from Brooklyn.

We had technical difficulties. We powered through them. Now we're sitting on top of the hill. Are we going to leave the other part in and just splice this over? I don't know what we're doing, man. At this point, it is a... I feel like we've come out better people we've come out a bit better people so robbie the fire is an expert on all things economics on all things donald trump that's your area of

expertise you know it did you watch the speech yesterday no i watched a little bit of it i gotta be honest it's too early into the presidency to hear another you know what i mean it's fun when he's in the oval office and he's signing papers and he's fucking things up with Zelensky and he's yelling about Walls. Another hour-long speech right after he just got in. Still Tom Walls. He's still just mad at that guy. You just need a little bit more time before you give me a big hoorah speech. I don't need it right now.

Well, he does come in being like, here are the 50 trillion things I do. It's fucking WWE out there. Well, he does come in being like, here are the 50 trillion things I do. It's fucking WWE out there. Oh, yeah. Well, it's funny. Jon Stewart did this whole thing about how wrestling is politics based on John Cena's heel turn, and I was like, we've all been saying this. What happened to John Cena? What happened with John Cena's heel turn? I've seen the internet going wild about that. So, I've been saying this.

I have text messages to prove that I've been saying for months that The Rock's character is just a sociopath, and at any given time, he can just turn on anybody. Did not see the Cena thing coming. The Rock's character is just a sociopath and at any given time he can just turn on anybody. Did not see the Cena thing. The Rock's definitely he's been definitely making his whole thing the sociopath guy. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I think he's actually a Hollywood sociopath. He's 100%

a sociopath. He's just Weinstein with abs. That's all he is at this point. So what and then Cena basically came out at a big event and then he was just like. No, he like won this match. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he's supposed to wrestle Cody Rhodes for the title at WrestleMania. And then The Rock was demanding Cody Rhodes give up his soul.

And then Cody said no. His soul. And then Cena hugged him, Cody Rhodes. And then The Rock gave him the Undertaker, this shit. And then Cena kicked Cody in the balls. Big heel turn. Well, I don't get how i was at the heel turn just because he's he seen has always been a good guy but what and cody rhodes

is a good guy yeah okay so supposed to just be the two of them wrestling as like this like farewell tour to john cena he's actually retiring sided with the rock who's now the evil billionaire that owns the wwf on the board of directors yeah yeah people are pretty you can't have john cena's back of the head bald spot and be a good guy. That's true. I think that's fair. You ever seen John Cena's old videos where he was on Stern just talking about Smash and Tail? Yeah, fat chicks and shit.

Yeah, fucking fantastic. I met him once. He officiated my friend Jordan's wedding. And I met Cena once. And I just went up to him and made fun of his rap career. And he was actually a pretty good sport about it. I literally was like, his rap name was like Bumpy. He rapped with a guy named Bumpy Knuckles. like where's bumpy knuckles that he's like yo i

know that man's in this city we go find him right now no he's funny john cena does seem like it'd be a blast a bit yeah he was like all right he was a cool guy yeah for somebody that famous pretty nice guy wait so he was uh crushing some tubby tail oh yeah there's a great there's a famous clip of him on stern just talking about fucking a 280 pound chick because people were like, you won't. And he was just like, I had a great time. She was very nice. So he was trying to prove his masculinity.

He was basically saying he's just down for the cause. Yes, he'll take down anything. But Evan Stone said the same thing. He said he got pranked by, he showed up and there was three big old fat chicks and they were like, Evan Stone's not going to fuck these three big old fat chicks. He's like, I had the best time of my life life it is the movie yeah it is fine to be like if your buddy

set you up with a really big one be like okay you got me but you do go through with it oh yeah i kind of want like a man like p diddy was paying all these hookers coming out to parties are celebrities having that hard of a time getting laid that john cena's plowing through big chicks and puff daddy's got a higher hook no this was more he was at the bar and like the other boys were just like bet you won't because this chick was like really on him and he was like fuck it and he was like had a great time dudes that really plow through tail it's like yeah hot chicks and ugly chicks you know what i mean that's how you get your numbers i think no i think you just get in that zone you go okay sure yeah throw her in the mix. Whatever. Like legit pussy hounds.

Just like, whatever. You're not discriminating. You know what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like if you're in that zone where you're just like partying every night on that thing. You're just like, how about this one? You go, okay, yeah. Yeah, sure.

Whatever. Sure. That's here. That knocks that off. Now I can go to bed. Yeah, you're forgetting about that part of it. You know what it is? It's because...

But she's not hot. That's a guy who doesn't crush a lot. There you go. I guess it's also because I'm in the morning like, so did you want breakfast? Do I have to meet your mom? Like, I'm not going to...

Get the fuck out of here, fatty. So I'm like, why would I invite this expensive mess into my life? But I guess John Cena is better at being like, all right,

I just did you a favor. Now you can leave. Yeah, that's so funny because you're like, why do the big ones? You know how much that'll cost you at the dinner?'re like there was no dinner yeah there was no dinner the clothing costs so much more i can't afford i can't afford the upholstery

yeah john cena was just like i guess i don't have to deadlift today and then i take her mom out for dinner so that's gonna cost me i'm freaking running my no running myself to the ground i can't have fat people stains on my sheets. I don't do laundry that often. But that's 100% a characteristic. If you take the rapper that just banged 500 girls, it was like, 350 of them were disgusting. I don't know the name of the guy,

but there's a Lil Wayne song called... Stop touching it. There's a Lil Wayne song called Every Girl in the World where they're talking about fucking every girl in the world. And my favorite line in it is one of the guys who's featured on it was just like, yeah, I'm taking V cards from the retards. And I was like, that's a crazy thing to say. My boy goes, well, if you're going to fuck every girl in the world,

there's going to be some retards. Oh, yeah. So you're taking down every single one. Whatever's there. Some retards, some Asian retards. Yeah, same thing. But the Trump thing. So I watched the video like last night.

Not the whole thing, but it's like, I don't know if i've i guess if you go to like hungary and stuff like that where people are you know like uh getting in fights in parliament but in this one he starts out first of all the democrats all have signs so they're like being they're protesting even more wwf like yes it's exactly it's it's gone to the point where it's indistinguishable. Linda McMahon's there? Yeah, she's there. She's just going to bring out Mick Foley at any given time. It would not have been...

If at any point in Trump's press conference you just hear, it would not have thrown you for a loop. Yeah, Austin just tossing beers out to the Republicans. Well, that's what happened. So they're basically, everything he says, the Democrats are kind of like putting their signs up that they say this is not normal and they all wore pink and they had basically their team protesting.

And then every time they sort of filibuster, whatever the word is, the Republicans start chanting USA. There was an exhausting amount of clapping i thought that same thing i mean it was like you might as well have been at the gym just like monkey with the two things in the hand it was an exhausting amount of clapping but it's not just the clapping it's every time the every time up yes so every like if you're a republican there you had to stand up probably like 95 times. It just looks like a Baptist church when the fucking piece starts singing. My favorite moment was when Trump was up there going, that volleyball lady had a normal face. What was that one?

And then he got crushed by a guy. And now look at that fat pig up in the rafters. Oh my God, it stings. that fat pig up in the rafters oh my god it's sting there's uh i mean it was uh smart by trump because uh i mean some of the things he's done is rightly called common sense reform and one of them is the hey we're only going to have two genders and uh if you're a male you can't compete against women but that was also like a i'm just gonna throw this out yeah the the government only acknowledging two genders is it was just lip service because have you ever filled out a government form there's only two genders on them the government only acknowledges two genders only

has i don't think that's true i think that there's lots of different undisclosed like all this sort of stuff you can write choose not to say but like there's no that's only on like applications like when you fill out like for your passport Or your taxes It's only male and female I guess you're right that the argument was never about the more genders The argument was more can you change it Yeah

I thought you were allowed to ink your genitalia And put it on the form for them to decide Yeah Oh Like a stamp No two scrotums are alike That becomes your fingerprint yeah In your case fingerprint

In my case No it was it was multiple fingerprints oh yeah it was a good marketing by trump because in senate it actually did not pass the uh um the no females i mean no males in female sports and so there was an incident of a lady who had brain damage because a male volleyball player spiked the ball into her that's who was there and so he had her up in the rafters. That's great. And she lost the beach body. It wasn't beach volleyball.

And if it was, she's really fallen off since she took that ball to the head. She's John Cena ready now. She's fat now. What was her position? Anchor. Oh, well, that seems to track. Yeah, so basically they probably stood up already now. She's fat now. What was her position? Anchor. Oh, well, that seems to track. Basically, they probably stood up 85 times

and every time... It was any little thing. They were all checking their Fitbits. They were like, alright, get in the steps. There was apparently no phone, so Elon Musk had to sit in the rafters. Yeah, I know. It was just like a proper zoo. And then the one guy... Did they have yonder bags at the State of a proper zoo and then the one guy had yonder bags

the state of the union what's that what's the other bags those are the bags that you lock up your shit for like dave chappelle yeah they basically did and they and they had to throw that one guy out the and then the one guy stood up and then he just he had like a cane right like so he actually seemed like the heel in this situation. He's like Big Daddy Kane. It was classy Freddie Blassie. He just came out. He's got people on the side. I would not have been surprised if someone came from the top rafters. DJ Trump with the biggest elbow in the game now.

If Owen Hart would only survive that drop from the rafters, Trudeau could have just came down. I wouldn't have been surprised if Owen Hart came back. He's been waiting all along for this. This has been his moment. This is the moment, yeah. Yeah, and then that guy comes back. He's been waiting all along for this. This has been his moment. This is the moment, yeah. Yeah, and then that guy comes up. He has his cane, so he starts.

He's a pretty old man move, by the way, waving your cane. I mean, that's the classic old man move. Usually it's because they're angry at some sort of a Filet-O-Fish problem in the comments. He definitely looked like an alligator shoe move. I could 100% picture this guy yelling at people off his porch. But I guess he... It was weird because I was looking up this guy's thing and it said he was in the Congressional Black Caucus

and he didn't look black to me. He had white people hair. Really? He looks Indian. Yeah, he looks something like that. Or Hawaiian or something. Light-skinned guy with a perm. That's what he's going with?

I don't know if I buy it. He looks like he should be standing in front of a cigar store. That's what he looks like. Like that level know if i buy it it looks like he should be standing in front of a cigar store that's what he looks like like that level indian like weathered face letting you know uh he showed up to be thrown out which was odd and then it was all because usually trump's very good at handling those situations for a little bit there he was almost being bitched out because he's trying to ignore him and just continue plowing through the speech and then he's like he has more applause breaks to get to. Yeah, exactly.

And then finally, they actually threw him out, which was quite a spectacle that someone would show up to that event just to get thrown out. I mean, it's not. He was looking for the viral moment. Yeah, it's like when AOC pretended she got handcuffed, and then there was all the photos. Remember when AOC was protesting, and the cops escorted her out, and she put her hands behind her back as if she got handcuffed,

and there was all the photos from the side that she had just put her hands Behind her back Yeah As if she got handcuffed And there was all the photos From the side That she had just put Her hands behind her back And hadn't been handcuffed Oh wow I mean that's That's the coup de grace

Right now If you can be like I was kicked out by Trump And then you know what I mean I bet she's good at that From role playing With her husband When he's getting

Banged out by hookers That's her thing Is just standing in the corner Pretending like she was Tied up first When the homeless guy Has his way with him And then on top of that When the guy is just standing in the corner pretending like she was tied up first when the homeless guy has his way with him.

And then on top of that, when the guy was getting kicked out, but they didn't get physical. If he really wanted his moment, he probably would have hauled out a little bit longer, so they actually had to physically remove him. He did leave on his own accord, and then they started doing na-na-na-na, goodbye. Didn't really catch on.

I watched it. It didn't catch on. You saw it, yeah. It was like probably Marjorie Taylor Greene tried to get it going. It just was a couple loud voices. Well, Marjorie Taylor Greene kind of started it because the last time she had heckled Biden, but Biden's Biden and took the bait and then had some horrible blunders because she had thrown him off. Okay.

So she kind of did start the NASCAR energy of low-class Congress, heckle the president while he's giving the speeches. It's been getting worse. Who was the dude who yelled at Obama, you lie? And remember Nancy Pelosi clutched her pearls? There was a guy,

I forget who the fuck it was. It might have been Paul Ryan or something. Back in the day, just like, you lie! To Obama. Yeah, and that was kind of the beginning of it. And it was a really big deal at the time. Now it's just par for the course.

Exactly. Now it's just getting worse. We're getting closer and closer to fucking President Camacho just being like, North Carolina represent! It kind of was. Yeah, it's just getting worse. There was one step away from shooting guns in the air, like Afghanistan Parliament style. That's like he got that, I don't know if there's a more proper way to say this, but he got

that hood black lady congressperson, and she put out a video of her lip syncing a rap song going, did you see this one? No, what's the, I want to know the black lady's name? No, the one who did the, I don't remember remember her name but the one is she talks like that she's the one who did the bleach blonde bitch yeah you bleach bomb yeah she's got straight up jerry springer got cast by the producers to pick a fight energy every time she shows up yeah but speaking to your guys's point and it's a little bit because trump just brought in hey i'm gonna talk like a person and i'm a brash new yorker and that almost sells a little bit more now and so they're all trying to like curse a little bit more do their version but it doesn't but it doesn't fit any of

their personalities i'm going to uh pass this fucking bill yeah yeah they're just trying to work it in it just does not doesn't fit for any of them other than him you're saying it's like the uncle trying to impress the young the younger cousins yeah yeah well it's like it's like when a comic just says all of a sudden trying to be right wing because it hasn't worked for them being left wing and you're just like i don't believe that you actually think any of these well i thought you were saying they start swearing i was like that's no but no they like they'll start cursing, but even be like, throw out a retard in a face.

Just throw out a retard every now and then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, relax, you fucking dope. Like, I almost want to curse less and use less slurs because you guys are so corny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So every Austin comic. You're saying just I'm edgy now.

Not every. There was, and then apparently there's like a hot mic for the beginning of it and then oh but it wasn't that bad it was just it wasn't that bad it was still funny but it was uh just jd vance up there going i'm sure he'll give us good speech but can you believe that we have to sit through 90 minutes of this yeah yeah which also fair it's totally fair to say you think it was he goes that was bad you remember when i had to do it for biden and he was just he was just doing his campaign speech buddy that's not he's doing that i'll tell you the canadian politicians right now are uh pretty funny to

watch because you've obviously known that the war that you've uh that you've declared on my whiskey anyways well there's pretty funny things, though. So, you know Rob Ford, right? I saw his brother was like, we're sending no oil down. America's screwed. He really took some cocaine. He found his brother's cocaine

and snorted some of those ashes and showed up with the biggest balls on the planet to be like, no, we're Canada and we're going to show you who's boss. He's like Jersey Trash is kind of like the type, but I saw the other guy, the conservative guy gave his speech, Paulie Evan jersey trash is kind of like the type but i saw the other guy the conservative guy gave his speech poliev and he was kind of like you know making like we need to do this and this and this is basically up there it's not really like it it's just not right

the dignity we're supposed to get along as countries but at least ford had some balls about it yeah he people didn't like the other speeches when he's been going up there people have been happy about it and he sounds super Canadian in the speech So he's just like Buddy if you want to fucking try us We'll see how you're doing without electricity there pal He's like if you want to drop the gloves We'll fucking drop them

He played hockey in his day He's ready to go That's what Mike Myers said He goes elbows up when he went on SNL Which is like that's hockey shit That's like, someone's coming to check you into the corner and you get the fucking elbow up

on him. I thought Mike Myers' Elon Musk was good. People were giving him shit for it. I thought it was funny. Really? Yeah. You thought it was bad? Yeah, I think if I know a hundred people that can do a better Musk than that. He made him British. I thought the things he was doing were kind of fine, but I thought his voice, the voice, he made it British. Well well it's kind of yeah you know what i only saw mike myers doesn't

mean british and he doesn't mean accents but even if you think of mike myers's characters like this is i'm i can't do accents right and mike myers's characters they're all like a guy that they're not like i'm doing that guy. They're all made-up guys. I feel like some people are better at doing like, oh, I'll do... I can do Robbie. Whereas, like, here's a wacky guy that I made up. I get you. So I think he added this

British accent in when he was trying to capture... Well, I just also think Afrikaans has to be one of the harder accents. Like, the South African white accent. Because it's like... Think about the idea it's just dutch people that have been hanging out with blacks like i don't know how to fucking conglomerate no that's an impossible one to do the dn word yeah yeah yeah exactly yeah what i don't know what the fuck no the dm words i i agree it's a tough one but i think that they were in a movie where the robot was more easy to understand than the two of them yeah yeah now for me it was just

the the british accent to me felt weird okay i think nobody thought it was a good one i thought it was funny i thought like what i don't even know that the whole sketch was funny but the little spazzing thing that he added to it so funny obviously everything he does is like decent i don't know that it was the best impression but he kind of captured the aloofness i thought that was interesting and whatever he was doing with the spaz that was kind of his own punctuation on it i didn't think it was terrible by the way no i didn't think it's terrible i was just like i was like why is it british i guess i was thinking i was watching it you know maybe i also i think i saw a short twitter clip of it i didn't really sit down and watch it watch it the fuck is watching saturday night live it's insane well i'd like to watch

that one because some of the sketches i saw from shane were great you know yeah that's actually annoying me that a lot of the articles were they always say shane was nervous and you're like that's what he does oh that's funny yeah it's like everyone was like because he does a thing where he's like huh nothing on that and then this happened last time too and every article is just like he was so nervous and he kept asking the crowd for approval you're like it's called a style that's his style yeah it's like that's what he does he doesn't know that his arms should be in front of him his chest yeah kept holding his arms in a weird spot yeah yeah no there was a yeah shane obviously there was some funny sketches but like that one for me

I thought it was Fine whatever I mean I like seeing Mike Myers coming back out And the shout out for Candy He's full on Candy stuff There's another Shrek movie coming out

That's the only reason Why he did that Is there really I think so He sits on so much Fucking cash With those Shrek movies Shrek movies are fucking

You're banked up If you do that I know He's just crushing it Even fuck He doesn't even have to be in them. They made that Puss in Boots movie. I'm sure he made a ton of money off that.

Eventually, it's going to be AI. He's not even going to have to show up. It's just going to be... I think that's the biggest goldmine is one of those cartoon films once it gets to two and three. Oh, yeah. You're fucking gold. Just giant checks. Why is Trump even going with the we're going to make you our 51st state?

That doesn't sound like... I'll tell you who's not happy about it. My dad. Okay. You mean who's not happy about it. My dad. You mean he's just taking the bait? It's just Trump being an arrogant and pissing people off. He's not a happy camper, man. I've never seen him like this. I can't do it. He's just going, I don't want to be an American.

Oh, he's like, this guy's a fucking goof. He's ranting. Some of his points, he was like, Trump went on and he was like, this is the most unfair deal and it's like, my dad had sent me a video.

It's like, here's Trump talking about the exact same deal saying it was the best deal that's ever existed in history. Oh, you mean the clip that we all saw two months ago? Well, he's on it now.

Trump's a hot chick. He just changes his mind, gets really emotional where it's like real mad to real happy and you've got no idea who what version of him you're gonna get like that's just what do you think his reason is for his attack on canada well i think in part it's because if he can if he can bitch people out

he enjoys doing it and it kind of does feel as simple as that and it kind of wins over the republican base of american first uh so i think when he first won the border deal which was basically you guys were going to police for fentanyl um like that's just an easy win uh i don't know that the listen then he was kind of like jokes we're doing it anyway yeah well no i knew that i knew that at the time you guys you guys bought yourself a month. The tariffs are not good economic policy unless you just kind of threaten them and then abandon them because you get random concessions. So as to how they play out is unclear. If prices start going up, he's going to lose a lot of favor with the American public.

The tariffs don't make much sense with Canada, but it's this weird thing where it's like in his last... The whole Trump tax cut was sold as this thing where we're going to go down to 21% corporate tax rate, the average corporate tax rate in the EU is 21.5%, right? So that makes sense if you're going to tariff the EU, because then you're going, well, we have the bigger economy, so if you want to do business here, we have the same tax rate, so it's going to cost you more to work there now, because they actually have higher wages.

That makes sense, but it doesn't make sense in Canada at all, because it doesn't track. You're sounding like my dad now, because he's making the points like this. Is he? No, he's just like, it doesn't make sense, yeah. Oh, alright. Sounds like your dad's pretty cool. I mean, it's not just him. They're, like, everyone's really just him. Like, they're, like, everyone's really fired up.

Like, they're so fired up. Which is going to get you guys stuck with a second, a new Trudeau. That's the problem. That's how fired up that they are. Yeah. That, like, it would be the equivalent of, like, AOC was president and, like, everyone stopped and was like, we have to support this woman full out. Like, I mean, there are obviously people that aren't feeling that.

Like, I think the people in Alberta don't feel like that. But the people will do speeches where they kind of trash Trudeau and everyone seems to be getting mad, being like, hey, not the time. Has Trump even said specifically what concessions he wants from Canada to drop the tariffs? I don't know, but he better make it soon because Canada just announced that they're changing Americanos to Canadianos.

So that's among the many things that are happening. Canadianos. That's fucking great. That's a real freedom toast situation happening. Actually, there's a bunch of coffee shops that are doing that. Fucking assholes. Wait, you mean if I'm going to order an Americano? No, you're not going to order an Americano.

That's the thing. Well, the main thing they were like, they were like, oh, we're going to stop importing Kentucky bourbon. And I was like, okay, keep drinking that shitty Canadian whiskey is the worst whiskey on the thing. Well, the main thing they were like, they were like, oh, we're going to stop importing Kentucky bourbon. And I was like, okay, keep drinking that shitty. Canadian whiskey is the worst whiskey on the planet. I don't know which is from where. Crown Royal is Canadian. What's the best one? Oh, Crown Royal is good.

What's wrong with that? Tastes like vanilla. You're a whiskey connoisseur. I can't tell the difference between those whiskeys. No, Crown Royal almost has like a banana thing to it. It's gross. Yeah, it's not good. It's not good.

The only reason why it sells is because black people like that fucking purple pouch it comes in that's it yeah well that being said it's uh some of it is all theoretical flavor because a lot of people when you actually talk to them you know the big thing is like we're not you know no one vacation in america don't buy american things then you go are you actually not going to vacation and they're all like well i'm doing my vacation like no one's actually doing the stuff yeah oh yeah they're just like, well, I'm doing my vacation. No one's actually doing the stuff. It's just a lot of talking. They're not happy, though.

They can't all go to Bermuda at the same time. I'm not happy campers, leave it at that. But it is a lot of stuff in a month, I'll tell you that much. Yeah, it is just a lot. Yeah, I've been watching the Russia-Ukraine one in a month, I'll tell you that much. Yeah, it is just too, it's a lot. Yeah, and I've been watching the Russia-Ukraine one.

I mean, I feel like that was like a month ago, and it was like five days ago. Yeah, it was this week. Me and Robbie were sort of chatting about that on phones, but like, that was, I think my buddy had the best, like, point on that. He was just like, he's like, Zelensky went in with the wrong framework, you know? What do you mean? That when he went in there, he went in with the framework that you know what do you mean that when he went in there he went in with the framework that he's that has been working for him forever which is like appeal to this

appeal to sort of the european sensibility whereas the framework was like you need to like well depends on what you're trying to get that's the point if you go if the goal is to not sign this deal and go to you know war forever then he's probably cooking but if that's not your goal yeah do you ever hear i was talking about this on uh my podcast hey check out run your mouth To not sign this deal and go to war forever, then he's probably cooking. But if that's not your goal. Do you ever hear, I was talking about this on my podcast today, check out Run Your Mouth. You ever hear the story of the last Jew in Afghanistan? No. This is a real story.

So when we were leaving Afghanistan, there's one Jewish guy who still lives in Afghanistan. And they go to the guys. There's literally only one? There was two and one of them died. You're telling me there's a paradise. Yeah. Yeah. literally only there was two and one of them died uh you're telling me there's a paradise yeah if you want to cope with the taliban and live in afghanistan you only have to deal with one jew and he probably can't rip you off so yes it's the paradise you've always looked for uh so there's one jewish guy in afghanistan they go to his house and they go

uh we're willing to take you out of the country. And he goes, well, you have to pay me. And they're like, stop. I swear. He goes, I think it was $50,000. He goes, I want $50,000. I'll leave. And they're like, we don't care if you come with us.

We are doing you a favor right now. And if you would like to leave with us, we will take you with. If not, you can get killed by the Taliban. He goes, well, pay me $50,000. They're like, we will leave you here. We do do not care do you want to be rescued or not and he goes no you have to pay me fifty thousand i'm not and then they're like fine fucking die here we don't give a shit and that's what zielinski did we spent 300 billion dollars with him we're done we're telling him you're done and he showed up goes no i'm not i'm not getting out

of this war unless you give me a security guarantee and it goes why are we giving you a security guarantee we're done we're not giving you any more money that was the last administration their idea was like if we have a joint like the mineral deal makes okay it makes no sense well here's why the mineral deal really makes no sense we're just shoving it up his ass um and i don't think i don't think it's a i don't think it's a great move but why strategy the way they're selling it is that if we have a mineral deal in place then we then they're a strategic asset to us and so there's a an inherent security guarantee because then they're going to be important to us because we've invested in the minerals the reason that if russia was like oh we're going to come and invade again they're like well you're

not going to take our companies but the reason that makes no sense is because why would you want a strategic asset on the border of an adversary you're not actually going to fight a war with you end up with the taiwan semiconductor situation again which is we're not actually going to fight a war with china if they decide to retake taiwan so you're setting up a bluff that you don't want to be called on yeah yeah and if anything you wouldn't want to even in my opinion you wouldn't want to invest in a strategic asset that you can't defend and could potentially just get poached by. Not that I see the Russia as the enemy, but if you view Russia as the enemy, why would you want to invest in a strategic asset that can easily just be taken by your enemy? That doesn't make sense. But that's also, like I said, it's just that, in my opinion, it's the Trump bravado of I need to turn around to the American people and go look at how tough I am.

And here's what I'm doing for you. And so he's going, hey, Biden wasted all this money here. I'm getting that money back. And seemingly that's what he's doing with Canada. And Trudeau's a bitch. So I don't mind. I hope Trudeau has to get on camera and show up to the White House and apologize as well. Well, he's done as ASAP.

He's already stepped down. What does he do next? What does that guy do? His son has a rap career, so that's part of it. Well, he's done and like, you know, ASAP, he's already stepped down. What does he do next? Like, what does that guy do? His son has a rap career so that's part of it. I think he might manage him. The legacy of blackface continues in the family.

That him and Chet Hayes doing the collab is going to be fire. Chet Hayes collab. He's probably going to be looking for the Netflix special. I don't know. I guarantee, well,

Trudeau will get, like, didn't they say Kamala Harris signed a deal with whoever represents the Obamas? Only fans? I mean, I'd watch. I would too would too you get montel back involved yeah yeah take a look she sucked dicks to the top i bet she's good at it if you get past the indian smells it kind of i like the indian chicks so you're preaching to the wrong guy yeah me too yeah it kind of

reminded me of like a guy that uh if he was trying to walk out of there with the deal it was like the guy who uh your parents are like all right we'll buy you a skateboard but you need to play piano every day for like an hour and then on your way to the skateboard store you're like an hour is just too much and it was like if you could have just got the skateboard and not done it afterwards it was like you were like you were this close he was tweeting i got the tweet it's like fucking 400 words hold on i think there's a lot of people too that were just like they they support it because they're all like they're just happy to have someone sort of stand up to trump and in their

mind they're like oh someone like put you know didn't get bullied by trump but you're just like okay but who ended up better and who ended up worse and the end of the situation right i mean they were just in the exact same place we were like well no the america's if you're if you depends on what you think because if you're on don trump's side and you're like ukraine should we shouldn't be involved in this you're in a better situation because you're like see this is what we've been saying right like i think that was why we shouldn't be involved in this mess it actually gives you kind of like a uh reason i think that was trump's genius was putting it on camera because uh he knew that zielinski was going to come in and demand more

and that he was going to look bad for doing so you think that's why i put it on camera i also and i say this just based off of my limited experience in sales they were saying that it was a done deal and that zielinski was coming in and they were supposed to do an hour long press conference. This was just the ribbon cutting. Yes. I don't think that's true because Zelensky was saying beforehand we have the preliminary. I think Zelensky thought he was showing up and he was going to try and get the

security guarantee, which is ridiculous. He doesn't have I mean, as Trump said, he doesn't have any, he's got no cards. He's got no, why would we give him a security guarantee? How's that hard, Sal, being like, you guys are going to feel the wrath of Russia if you don't do this. People did not like that. I do not think it was a done deal.

I think J.D. Vance and Trump are sitting there just assumptively closing him, like, alright, so you're into sign. And that's a bad energy to be in front of a camera being like, I don't know what to do here. I didn't agree to sign. I think that's in part the television that was playing out in front of us. Yeah. And it was a huge victory for Trump because aside from the Democrats that are just on air trying to sell

that, you know, we can't, Putin can't win because then we look weaker, blah, blah, blah, nonsense, nonsense. I think anyone who watched that was just like, fuck that guy. Let's be done with him. Definitely a lot of people. Well, his argument doesn't, even if it's, even if it's a little bit true, no one wants to hear that. It's like buying your girlfriend a purse. And then while you're buying it, she's like, this is actually good for both of us because like, yeah, like, and you're just like, you know what? Fine.

Let's not do it then. If it's equal, if it's so good for me, then how about I just walk away from it? Yeah, it did have a, I was saying it felt like the energy of when I got in trouble for spending my parents' money in high school on marijuana. And you're just in front of them and you're trying to explain the situation. Like, no, this was, that was my, it was really my money. And it was, it was good for you and you should give me more. It's like expanding my brain, which is actually good.

You want me to be experimenting? I'm in college right now. Yeah. And then Zelinsky has the problem. He is, I mean, he did comedy. And so he's trying to pull some of those tricks. Like you don't have to, can I talk now? Can I talk now? talk now and then the oh you don't have to be loud with me and trump's just too good he goes that wasn't loud i'll show you loud you know like he just he just stamped on

that one that's all just anyone who was it was like it kind of obviously people's uh perspectives on the whole thing just like if you're a big trump hater you're gonna be you know on zielinski side and whatever but at the end of the day you're just like what were the objectives objectives of the people walking in and from a negotiating standpoint who came closer to meeting their own objectives unless you think zielinski's objectives was walk in show that trump's an idiot and then go to europe and get more money and then i can fight forever if that's his objective then i guess he got it. Boys, I got to tell you about our sponsor, HIMS.

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ukraine with javelins which is like before the whole biden stuff right we were grateful for this our meeting in washington at the white house on on Friday did not go the way it was supposed to it is regrettable that it happened this way it's time to make things right we would like future cooperation communication to be constructive regarding the agreement on minerals and security Ukraine is ready to sign it at any time and in any convenient format do you think when he went back to Ukraine he got an earful from everyone probably Probably a little bit. Like, what are you doing, buddy? Like, publicly, they're all supporting him, but, like, I think they're kind of just like, hey, like, we're running out of dudes. Yeah.

Like, you've killed all the dudes. Yeah. All these tech bros are just importing the hot bitches, and it's just going to be a country of fats. What are you doing, bud? It definitely felt like he probably got an earful. We're down to three techno DJs. I don't know if we're going to three techno djs we're gonna have to start sending the techno djs to the front lines that's not where you want to be

no this war has been over since the first week when both india and china continued to buy natural gas and even europe for that matter from russia i think we were trying to isolate russia and cripple them economically it just didn't happen because no one really got our backs uh and uh we've been throwing more money into the war just for ukrainians to die there's no if you remember the beginning zelensky was like yo chill to like biden he was like yo stop sorry i wasn't the unprofessional one that's crazy dude my phone never rings i mean a violation of the boys my boys are trying to hang exactly he's getting a girlfriend text what's the other side of it that um because on the i feel like you know this and i vaguely know it but the the argument from them is that okay well we keep making deals with russia like you know every president comes here makes a

deal with russia and then every time he you know breaks it or whatever um is the other side of that that it's like well that's not really what happened what actually happened is it was broken a bunch of times by people doing this and then you overthrew their government and is that kind of and firstly that's already a shifting goal post because the start of the war was oh putin wants to take over all of europe and if we don't him here, he's going to go take the whole country. And, oh, we're actually winning the war. And we need to oppose people that don't respect borders because unless we're a strong America, that's going to empower China to go take Taiwan.

And everyone's going to realize that they can just go conquer territories. We don't want to live in that world. We have to defend democracy. And we have to oppose Putin before he goes and takes over all of Europe. As of last week, the new storyline is, oh, we can't trust Putin in an actual agreement. Now, I had a better expert on my podcast today, Kyle Asnone from the Libertarian Institute, and it sounds like the agreement that Putin violated was the Minsk agreement, which was a bullshit framework by the United States prior to when they then flipped the country. And they were essentially, I think, trying to buy themselves time to get more military gear into the country.

So just take a step back. Whether or not Putin is trustworthy on a deal or not as of three weeks ago the conversation was we have to stop him he's going to go take over all of Europe he's not going it does there's no indication that he has the power to do so want to do that or that he wants to do that and so what are the options on the table you're going to continue to fight him and more Ukrainians are going to die you're going to escalate it towards world war three or you're going to see if you can i mean for most of my life putin's not waging wars and trying to take over countries and he's not i mean what how much longer is putin's even going to live he's been it's crazy to think about he's been the leader of the country since bill clinton's in

office he's just been there so i i what's the other option here other than trusting him and seeing if he can come to an agreement i guess guess the other option is it feels like, for most countries, it's like keep giving him money and then we can kind of just, it'll be happening over there. That's what it feels like, right? Yeah, but the problem is that unless you actually give them enough to win, which then potentially escalates towards an actual war, firstly, you just have people dying for no reason but i'm not saying that's good i'm saying that's the other option no but then also if the problem is you know countries won't respect borders well it sounds like this one might actually have been lucrative for russia and that they're saying that now there's trillions of dollars of rare earth minerals in the

territories that he's conquered and now they're saying that it's the bread basket i mean they were saying that earlier they were claiming that the europe was going to starve without ukraine and that didn't happen but if there's valuable territories on the line why would you want to then have putin realize oh i can go conquer all these territories if your fear is you're going to embolden leaders to not respect borders and we need to oppose him but then we oppose him and we lose, doesn't that just embolden more people to go take... I'm saying if that's the risk...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're saying the risk is higher with that one. Yeah, the risk of just letting him take more valuable territory, if you think, hey, we can't let people just be taking territories, so then you're showcasing that people can go ahead and take territories,

and if you want to escalate it to the point that point that you can actually defend against at that point you're basically saying like go take whatever you want but we're not going to be happy about it yeah we're not going to be happy about it and we'll make it costly but not that costly and then if you try and make it any more costly you're actually escalating towards war and then you're putting the you know the threat of the entire planet having a nuclear war so neither of those options make sense. The only thing that makes sense at this point, seemingly, is to go, hey, that was a really bad strategy by Biden.

We should not have said Ukraine was going to be in NATO. We shouldn't be offering security guarantees to everybody. Sorry, Ukraine, you lost some very valuable territory. He's keeping it now and we're calling it a war. Seems like where it's kind of at. I mean, that's where we're at. It's just the other things don't make sense. They're either escalating towards, you know, keeping us all with the nuclear risk for no reason.

Or you're just further showcasing, yeah, go take territories. We don't actually have the resources to stop it. But what do you think Zelensky's, like, in his mind, because, you know, there's certain people that will just say, like, he doesn't want the war to end for a million reasons. Like, he wants to fight this to the bitter death. Like, is he just, like, in his mind, does he have, like, bigger dreams? Like, no, we're going to win this. Like, does he actually believe that? Or what do you think is going on with him?

What's his motivation? And is he used to being, like, I guess he's used to being, like, oh, I'll appeal to, like, the American media. Like, you know, that's kind of his. I guess he's used to being like, oh, I'll appeal to the American media. I think he has childhood star energy that just two years ago, he was showing up to the Oscars and everyone was applauding him. His wife was in Vogue. Yeah, and I think that's in part

because he partnered with the Deep State. The Deep State promised him, I'm sure, an amazing vision for what was going to happen if he fought the war. And now he's just been fucked over by the mob that now wants to take 50%. Not only did he lose the war. And now he's just been fucked over by the mob that now wants to take 50% and not only did he lose the war and he

lost land and he probably won't win the next election and he's got a ton of people dead and now they want to take minerals from him. So he's just kind of searching. I don't know what the end game for him in staying in the war is other than maybe it's just self-preservation that there

isn't elections right now. And as long as he stays in power maybe whatever crimes he's personally committed aren't investigated but i think his energy is just a little bit like guys i thought it was the chosen one i thought it was the savior of europe yeah yeah yeah i was just here two years ago and you were sending your celebrities over to try and everyone's kissing my ring yeah and and he can't say it but i'm sure behind closed doors he's like guys you talked me into this mess well yeah 100 we talked like yeah we talked him into it like well boris johnson went over there when there was apparently a peace deal on the table and nixed it and convinced him hey you got to go for it so i think

on his end he got dicked over by the last administration and so he's just kind of fishing around for like, I thought, guys, I thought Europe and everyone had my back. Like, you guys talked me into this. I don't want to pick this fight. Yeah. You're kind of like the guy showing up to the party and they're like, oh, yeah, we're not doing that anymore. Yeah.

That's just one thing about like America, period, is when people are riding high, it doesn't last that long. Right. Like, period. Whether that, you know what I mean? Yeah. Whether that be just a beloved person, like in the last 10 years period whether that you know what i mean whether that be just a beloved person like in the last 10 years whether that be like on tiktok whether that be anything yeah they

eventually get torn down and it's not eventually it's pretty soon well in the case of like a fauci riding high or a zielinski riding high it's because they're trying to sell it and so when you've got the entire deep state behind you and the media apparatus trying to sell it so then salesperson basically comes the fall guy at some point yeah well at some point if they can't actually sell it then yeah he's not the salesperson he's the guy sort of is he's the can you hear me now guy and then you switch to Verizon and you're like well this kind of sucks like that's all he really is he's not the actual spokesperson yeah yeah yeah he's the front he's not the guy actually making the phone call yeah exactly you guys ever read uh john ronson's books even publicly shamed yeah no it's if you never read

it's a great read but talking about the how america loves to prop people up and then pull them down it's kind of the great equalizer that we all like to feel like we could be special and so it's a bit of a lottery ticket system with social media where it's like you can go from nothing to gigantic and then we all feel like hey that can happen to me but then on the same note when we suck them back down to reality we're like take it easy there bud we're equalizing it back out where it's like no you're exactly like like anyone can go up and anyone can be pulled right back down and also people like to root for the underdog yeah people don't like to root for the person that feels like they have more than they deserve like when you're just like, now they're so beloved,

and you're like, well, he's not that great. Yeah, he actually kind of sucks, this guy. Or you become the Hak Tua girl, and sometimes he convinces you to put up a meme coin. Yeah, but really it's any mistake. You know what I mean? Right. Yeah, no matter what it is.

I mean, that book that you brought up, it was like the funny one is that girl who like, she wasn't even famous. She just tweeted, going to Africa, hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding, I'm white. brought up it was like the funny one is that girl who like she wasn't even famous she just uh tweeted uh going to africa hope i don't get aids just kidding i'm white that was like the main uh case still holds up still holds up that girl cannot i can't guess whether they like it or didn't like it nobody liked it and she landed off the she landed the plane and then no no no not at all she like took an ambien passed out woke up in africa and just realized she didn't have a life anymore

like it was just like, fuck. Her name was Justine Sacco. She had like 300 followers. There was a few of those where people were on the plane and then landed, and it was just like, game over. Do-do-do. It was a wrap. That happened to Louis when he called, what's-her-name's kid retarded.

The lady was running for vice president. Still kind of hot. I can't remember this. Yeah, he got on some plane and just started tweeting shit about sarah palin and then he landed and he was on every newspaper like how dare this guy well he ended up with worse problems in the media but that was uh that was actually retarded though her grandkid is like autistic or some such um yeah but she has her mom's tits so oh good i thought you were going out there to yell at someone

No, it was open I mean, like, is this another boys' cast bid after all the ob-fling? It was the opposite, we were the problem Oh, okay He's telling us to keep it down? No, I don't know Anyways, the last thing was his shirt I guess people weren't happy with the outfit

Because the outfit's been working for him before Who are we talking about now? Zielinski still Oh, yeah I guess people weren't happy with the outfit Because the outfit's been working for him before Who are we talking about now? Oh yeah I'll be honest though The JD Vance have you even said thank you once? Apologize to me? I didn't love that either It was such a fucking bitch move Dude he just came out

100% what you say to a chick Dude he's just such a cunt Or a chick says to you after she made dinner She wants adequate thank yous all the time i was he had total mom energy of how dare you speak to your dad that way have you even thanked him do you have any idea how hard he works and by the way i think if you rewatch it's the linsky's first thing is thank you for having me here so just technically speaking if you're gonna play that little cunty card of did you even say thank you since you came in here young man and then just even though why aren't you wearing a suit i mean granted whatever

he's clearly got that wasn't that was a reporter that asked him but people didn't glom onto it yeah but it's like well he wears his war uniform right that's i think it's kind of silly but yeah i agree i don't think it's working but that is his strategy it wasn't i don't know if disrespectful is the right word as much as like he thinks this has been cooking for him yeah yeah yeah he shows up and he was just like i couldn't even put you don't i'd love to put on a suit i'm like people are shooting at me right now yeah i don't have i don't have suits i just came from the trenches pal also just being short sucks because he looks like he's a child when he's sitting there with jd vance and donald trump yeah yeah he literally he looks like a freshman

hanging out with the seniors and you know what i mean so even that also just amplifies that like if he was wearing a suit he would still kind of look off next to them because they're just bigger people and the fact that he's also dressed down like even more kind of demoralizes him of looking like the kid at the uh dinner. He should have done tuxedo and really won up it. Yeah. Next time he shows up. Yeah, that's funny. He should have done tails, hat, pain, gloves,

the whole thing. I wore the nicest thing I can find. Tap dances into the Oval Office. How's this for you? Yeah, just soft shoes in. He lost Lindsey Graham, too. You don't want to lose Lindsey Graham in your war. If you lose Lindsey Graham, I mean...

Yeah, you're done, bud. Yeah, that's like John Cena. You know how much your pussy has to stink that he's not interested? Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean? He'll dive into some fatties. Lindsey War, I mean, Lindsey Graham is into any war, and even he's walking away from this one.

I know, he's been tweeting nonstop about it, too. It's interesting, he did the biggest 180, but if you you lose lindsey graham that's that's the biggest uh guy for your paycheck it does feel like mob energy too though it feels like uh you're you've been dealing with the mob and you're one guy you show up and he's like fuck you and you're like what you're my guy yeah well the democrats are still getting his back which it makes no sense well that makes a lot of sense because he's against Trump right now. They're united against Trump generally, don't you find?

Yeah, but I guess at some point they need to rebrand and actually win elections. Well, yeah, good luck with that. They're just so digging into unwinnable. Dude, I was even thinking in terms of right now the internet is so organized of like

you know trump and elon you know uh everything they do is 4d chess and then the other side just like no matter what trump does it's he's the dumbest idiot alive and retarded and it was like i was even thinking about in terms of i used to do i do this still on stage but i would do a lot of jokes about kind of you know uh fox for cnn And I do like the guy who loves Trump and the guy who hates Trump live in a house. And I was doing kind of, and I felt like, and I was kind of thinking nowadays,

like who would that even be for? You're like, everyone's so like my normal life. I have friends that are not like that, but on the internet, it was just like, what is even the audience for that? It was like,

everyone is very solidly like, there's nothing funny about this. The other, like the, those are, this is, they're monsters like no we're not both you can't make both sides jokes like so i feel like uh that's a

interesting moment where and it's out right now where kind of like making fun of both side stuff on the internet isn't popular i don't know both of these sides better hope something either fucks up or goes really well these midterm elections are going to be a fucking problem. Why? What do you mean? Well, like, I think a lot of the stuff Trump's doing is kind of widely unpopular. Like, just the optics of it. Like, I think a lot of people forgot.

It's got to pan out for him quick. Yeah, because it's like two, you got two years. You're saying he can't be like two years from now being like, yeah, the stock market's down and prices are higher, but trust the plan. Yeah, it's not going to work. He's just going to get fucking midterm to shit and there's going to be, he's not going to get anything done for two more years. Where this stuff has to start working quick. Yeah.

And it doesn't seem like they're doing anything to make anything work quick. Yeah. Elon's just replaying the same jokes he did when he was a left darling for the right. The chainsaw is just the fucking, remember he had the flamethrower when the boring company was the boring company was the scheme that he pulled on the left right like that was just gonna fix transportation in in california and it was gonna save all these fossil fuels and he showed him and then he sold a flamethrower to raise money and then uh they built one tunnel and everybody was like uh that looks like a crappy ride in a shitty amusement park what the fuck are you doing and it just went away they never built the hyperloop he like gave california

the plans to build a hyperloop that was one of the biggest criticisms at the time was that his hyperloop never happened no yeah it's not none of what he does happens nothing what do you mean like tesla is a real company and the starlink's a real company. Yeah, Starlink and SpaceX have worked. Yeah, they're a real company. They do stuff. He had the Tesla Roadster never came out. The Cybertrucks. I mean, I just don't think they...

I'll tell you one thing. It is interesting because, you know, obviously the argument against him is to some degree that he's like, you know, doing this to get rich and he's going to help his own companies. Dude, i'm a tesla shareholder that company is bleeding cash right now it's down like 40 percent yeah his net

worth is getting fucking chainsawed down yeah yeah it's not it's not good he's which i don't i don't know if do you believe that it's just like he just loves you know america so much and he just wants to you know cut bureaucracy because he's taking a crazy haircut to do it well it's also trump's got four years left like what happens after you know what i bureaucracy? Because he's taking a crazy haircut to do it. Well, it's also, Trump's got four years left. Like, what happens after? You know what I mean? Maybe the stock goes back up because he takes his... I mean, he's literally still the CEO.

That's why it's funny that all the Tesla... The Tesla shareholders are like not happy. Can you just go back to work? You still got this company and I'm an investor. Why are you wasting all this time on me? A lot of people were sending him messages being like, can you tell me what you did last week?

That's great. That's really funny. If you are a big Tesla shareholder, you're like, where's your CEO? Just cut to him on the internet. I impregnated 19 more women

and I pretended to make a bunch of cuts that I will then put back on the books in a week. Okay, got it. Yeah. I mean, he's probably doing some stuff but you're just like not for tesla well the the tesla thing is like apparently

this is just a disingenuous thing that you see it's like so his the test the tesla stock price is about where it was pre-trump levels like right there was the big spike after trump got elected and the whole market yeah i think it's still up for the year But it's down 40% from where it was Yeah which is fucking nuts You gotta be pretty pissed off about that They're not happy campers But here's the thing

Nobody's really going to be reporting Nobody reports it as this billionaire lost all this money in a day But then the next time if it jumps 10% Because of some policy They're going to be like, Elon Musk made this much money because of this. The press is so disingenuine that they'll do both. I know what you mean, definitely more of what you're saying, but they will also be like, Elon Musk isn't even that rich.

They post those articles like, he says he's the richest man in life, he's not even that rich. And then they'll also do articles being like, he's robbing the government to make himself rich. They'll kind also do articles being like he's robbing the government to make himself rich they'll kind of do both of those you know there's kind of two different levels of corruption one is you get your hands into government for favorable government contracts which uh i think we can all that that's not good for anybody but then there's the other side of it where sometimes you're more just playing defense and so i think what happens sometimes with these billionaires is they actually

are just trying to play defense and get the government away from them so that they can just run their businesses and then they get more sucked into the government game because they realize that that's where the money is or the ability just to have their company so I think listen I don't know that Elon Musk is a totally honest actor I don't like he's got businesses that are tied into government credits and uh defense defense contracting uh but when he took over twitter he did become an enemy of the left and in terms of just twitter that purchase that essentially restored free speech to the internet because suddenly there was a platform that wasn't censoring everything when i'm just

threatening and then that rubs off on the other ones. Yeah, because they need to compete. You wouldn't have had Bass Zuckerberg if it wasn't for that. No, of course not. You don't have Bass Zuckerberg. He's the most bass man alive. He said that to his face, I'll put you in a fucking rear naked chokehold. They're just rebranding.

Fuck up. I would love to fuck Zuckerberg. I've never done jiu-jitsu in my life, and I would love to. I haven't done jiu-jitsu in 10 years. I will fuck Zuckerberg. He probably be the ultimate, though. You do not want to be in a chokehold from Zuckerberg.

You had enough there, fucking Brooklyn? I will put it out there on the boys' cast. Are you ready for this? Zuckerberg, I will fight you, and if you win, I will change my gender. I will live the rest of my life as a bitch, okay? You can buy me a glory hole, the Facebook glory hole, and I will suck off men for the rest of my life as a bitch, okay? You can buy me a glory hole, the Facebook glory hole, and I will suck off men for the rest of my life as a lady if I lose to you in a fight. Let's go.

How tall is he? He might be like 6'4". No. He'd like you to believe that. Yeah. I'm also really injured right now. It would not be an easy fight. You think you'd take Zuckerberg, though, huh?

100%. He's training, man. In a fist fight? Are you boys with Dana White? No. Still not too worried about this. We've seen him the other day. He did a thing.

He did a song for his wife and he wore a spandex jumpsuit and jumped out of a cake and all this stuff. I don't know if he jumped out of a cake. That was one of those things. That's a real corny video. You know what you need when you're rich enough? You need to hire a no guy who can just be the person to be like and that's gonna look really bad stop it yeah maybe it's just uh my autism and lack of relationships in life but watching other people publicly display buffoonery for the relationship

is grosser than watching two guys have sex i think it was partially is that everyone was saying that his relationship wasn't good and he was flirting with Bezos, his wife, and stuff like that. So that's why he was just like, well, if I didn't love my wife, would I do all this? He just got caught looking at her tits. That's what I'm saying, though, but this is him in the doghouse a little. Yeah. But then he also likes to... His wife can get fake tits, too. You know? They got money for fake tits. You think he hasn't proposed

that? Every day he's just there being like, huh, why do you gotta be so dumb and Asian all the time? I actually just ran into a guy who's the top breast surgeon in the country. Well, it's his own fault for being that rich and still being with his first wife. He's doing rich wrong.

Yeah, he could have upgraded three times by now. You're missing that the Silicon Valley guy-Asian wife combo is tested. It's tried and true. Tried and tested. And he's Jewish too, right? Apparently. Zuckerberg, I'm not sure she just love those asians they love it not me you don't like an asian chick nah tastes like soy sauce oh here we go that's fighting words for zuckerberg man he doesn't like that you can chop sticky to the ground no i like a good old american gentile that's what i like

classic yeah so anyways i that the other part about the the teslas is which is actually true and a lot of my buddies have been kind of like saying this because i've been doing market research because i'm a shareholder not even that much but i don't know because i have probably 20 shares or something nothing crazy but i'm along for the ride. I'm watching it. And then right now, the actual sales, like I know, you know, when you kind of talk about like the activism stuff or whatever, you're just like, doesn't really make a difference. But like people are legitimately selling their Teslas. And those are people that probably would have had a Tesla for the rest of their life.

And they'll like never again own one. Like when people switch car brands, they do switch car brands. The actual damage to the brand is real. I'm like that with beer. I was a Budweiser drinker forever and I switched over to both Miller Lite and Coors Banquet. Now if I go back

and drink a Budweiser, I don't really like it. I'm saying I drank Budweiser for literally 20 years. I started at age 16. I like heavy IPAs, but like if I was just drinking, grabbing a bottle of Budweiser, like that was kind of like a staple if you were doing a bunch of boozing in a night or you've already had three IPAs and you're like, all right, I'll have a Bud Heavy. Well, think about how much they hate him. Like, would you drive like Hillary Clinton's car brand?

Like, that's how they see it. I think so. No, it's interesting because he's doing kind of. Or they see it like how dudes didn't want to drink Bud Light. Like, That's how they see it. No, it's interesting because he's doing kind of... Or they see it like how dudes didn't want to drink Bud Light. That's how they see it. This is like when Coca-Cola started talking out about abortion. It's like you sell Coke to everyone. Just keep your mouth shut and sell Coca-Cola.

I think that's the problem once you get wrapped in. So firstly, in terms of his personal interest, he might have walked away from some SEC suits from this. He might end up with some government contracts down the line he might you know what i mean so like it might not have been a loss for him to be better aligned with the making sure that a republican got in he's almost like in a way a different side of the deep state it's also unclear his interest in planter or whatever the hell that is yeah or what he might be doing uh you know uh otherwise he's not even a

shareholder in palantir oh is he not no i think he only well allegedly that's what he might be doing otherwise. He's not even a shareholder in Palantir. Oh, is he not? No. I think he only, allegedly. That's what he says. He says he only owns public company shares of Tesla. Okay, could be. The point I'm trying to make is he definitely had an interest in getting rid of the left because they were going after him.

And then I think sometimes once you just get started in the government game, you kind of get started on it. But get started in the government game, you just, you kind of get started on it. But he was in the government game, right? Like, he was like, he's now come out and been like, yeah, they made me do this. The government contract game, you're saying? Well, he was always in the government contract. No, but I mean, he was always in the government contract game. What I mean is, he's in the I have to influence government game and in a public fashion.

And so, in getting involved. The censorship stuff, it wasn't public enough like he wasn't like the front facing like when like the meta censorship that he kind of had copped recently biden had won he was a target of the left and you would see more sec suits against him you might see more uh trying to not give him contracts exactly all of that stuff and i think for him as a business person doing the doge stuff and losing the entire liberal audience when you're a green company and a car an electric car company is probably a bad business move it's literally a game of bill yeah there you go at the time yeah now they're kind of cool yeah now the next ones are going to be like truck super gas guzzlers yeah yeah yeah fucking america cars like it is electric

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Slash BoyzCast To start your new year off with a healthier note Well I told you guys about this already But that was also the economic blackout In terms of people boycotting. The girls did an economic blackout. They've been doing these, but they did one day, 24-hour boycott of spending. But it's really funny that Trump basically put it in a situation where everyone's wives decided they're going to take a day off spending.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then they buy double the next day. Oh, yeah, your girl's like, I want to go to the restaurant. You're like, are you fucking, what are you, some mega Trump lover? Yeah, what do you love, Trump? No, we're not doing that. What are you going to book it on Resi? I think that Oh, you only want to do one day? I thought you cared about this country

I thought you actually cared about democracy. You want to just do a one day boycott? Yeah, this is crazy. Yeah, that was like the two days when the sluts that will only vote for the party that empowers abortion said they weren't going to have sex while Donald Trump was in office. Yeah, office yeah yeah yeah it lasted all of a week yeah yeah this one's this one lasted a day but yeah the boycotts don't do that much but i'm i do i do agree that i think the tesla boycotts are actually uh ravaging that stock but i guess it remains to be seen how

it all shakes down at the end of it oh man the soy boys pretending to be bisexual really thought they had a windfall when they weren't gonna fuck any straight white males well the male feminists were like nice this is finally paid off yeah long game i guess i think the broader point that i'm making is that with like uh you know the tesla shareholders you know some of the crypto guys are unhappy right now like you you're sort of like uh getting up to your point where you're saying that like uh he has got to figure it out by the midterms you go you do have a bunch of different groups that are starting to be like what are you doing there bud like at the same time you know what i mean yeah like the the actually my buddy had a pretty funny way of describing the crypto thing because you know they're like okay we're gonna what the fuck

even is a strategic crypto reserve well now they have gold which i would imagine gold is a thing like it's like there can't be a strategic crypto well that's what he said he was just like this would be the equivalent of if the government's like we're gonna keep half our reserves and target gift cards yeah my buddy matt oh well i think it's real bad i'm sorry yeah no problem i think the uh the bitcoin strategic reserve is... Separate them, by the way, because the Bitcoin strategic reserve isn't as crazy as this basket.

Yes, that's where people are just like... And then on top of that, you go, okay, we're going to have a crypto strategic reserve. Also, we're going to announce it so the price can go up and then we can buy it at a higher price. Why would you? I think it's essentially a bribe to a voting block. The same as the teachers union would vote for something, they kind of won over the digital currency market by saying, hey, as opposed to the Biden administration that might even ban this

stuff or make it harder to use or harder to acquire. You get people like me going, all right, I hate both of these parties, but at least these people are going to give me free money by propping up Bitcoin. And so I think the same is usually I don't belong to a voting bloc. Like I don't have college debt. Biden was promising, hey, I'll get rid of your college debt. So, I mean, it's just I think government's in the game of trying to bribe people for votes. And it's usually in free healthcare, I'm going to get rid of your college debt,

teachers unions for better contracts, we're going to go with this side over that side. So it's basically placating the cryptocurrency fans by not just channeling, hey, we're going to get rid of this thing, we're actually going to support the value of it by government buying in well they're doing it sloppy i think is why it's sort of annoying crypto people because they're they're kind of doing it in a sloppy way and then on top of that it kind of feels like uh they don't even have like they kind of it's uncertain whether they even can do this right so you know when people get left holding bags like they're like oh the government's doing this i buy in and then it like drops 40 and then you kind of sell and you're just like now i lost like 20 grand that i wasn't even planning on like that shit like sticks with people for like eight

years where they're just like pissed off about it yeah i mean it the way your friend said it if uh the government decided that general motors was going to be a strategic government asset because we need to have better american cars and we need to be investing in that industry. And then you go and buy the stock and then they turn around and go, you know what? We're not that interested in cars. Or we weren't even able to do it. Turns out we can't really do this product like we tried. The same thing just happened to student loan people. There was a crazy article last week of people that thought their student loans had been, the payments had been suspended and they thought that they might be done with that student loan debt thanks to Biden.

Turns out that they will be responsible for that debt, and then some of them, like you, who doesn't get mail, they did not know that they had to start making payments on their student loan debt again. Oh, now they're in a worse position. Their credit scores dropped 100 points. Some of them had mortgages that got canceled.

Jesus. Exactly. So that shit happens all the time you know people uh thought that their windmill was going to continue to getting government checks or how many people were trying to get how many kids were in college right now trying to get a d not a di they were trying to become the hr person for fairness or whatever the fuck their stupid terms were and now all of a sudden they find out fairness czar yeah the fairness czar at general electric i mean i don't know what that there was a position for that i forget what the and now they're all getting eliminated and now that job no longer exists so this happens all the time yeah they're in a worse position if they just never bought in i mean

that's that what a short frame of time for that to be a career it's like mini disc uh mini disc player creator you know what i mean like it's like it's over soundcloud rapper it's done your job lasted fucking three years asshole you should not have dedicated so much time to this by the way you know how many like big investments can get ruined just by government changing interest rates or the amount of funding that they want to put into an industry i guess the only difference in this specific case... Is that it affects you? No, I don't have crypto right now.

No crypto? What are you doing? No, well, I don't know. It's just I'm waiting for a dip. I sold it. Whatever, it doesn't matter. I sold it. No, that is what it is. I've never been the...

I had some, and then I sold it, and then here we are. I almost bought again when it went down to 78. I had my eye on it. There you go. There's so much stuff going on. I don't know. The difference that I was going to say is maybe they all have this, but their argument is more that we're doing this to make America the center of crypto.

This is actually good for the country. Whereas I don't think people are saying that uh student debt they're just like we're gonna erase all these debts and that'll be help america you know what i mean no that was just vote buying right but this i think this they're pretending it's not more i think that it's always you might be right i think it's always the sale is but anything that's anything that's not bitcoin right it's kind of like you're just cherry picking who you're you know what i mean like yes like which which what why'd you pick that coin who who are you friends with that works there who's holding it like it's like it doesn't make a

strategic crypto reserve for something that doesn't i mean there's probably people listening to this right now being like shut the fuck up yeah you don't know what you're talking about yeah i'm sure but i don't know to me it feels like i agree with what you're saying yeah it doesn't like look there are countries that have uh federal like investment funds that could be part of something like that if you had we had politicians that weren't allowed to hold individual securities which we don't yeah you know what i mean well the guy like david sacks everyone was saying well he's just pumping his own cryptos but he's like no i sold all my crypto when i took this job except it's all just on some random wallet that nobody can maybe like maybe it's possible like i think that it's possible but like i think that some of these guys that have like

that much money it's like they like i'm not doing this to try to like you know pump myself an extra 500 grand yeah maybe you're right you you like to be honest like a lot of the if you have that much money like taking a position in government for a year you're probably losing money because you're just like what do i make a year and now i'm doing something else but maybe that's i mean literally every everybody there's all the numbers of all the people who go into office worth x and then come out worth you know what i mean you're saying that he could have it on some cold storage wallet and there's no way to find out yeah well maybe but if you're like a that's a good question i actually don't know the answer to that but if you're like the you know guy who's

been like ceo of like crazy public companies that's also tax evasion too right so like what you're saying is like this guy has like a billion dollars on a cold storage while the government doesn't know about you're like maybe but these are like those are pretty big crimes as well i uh because everybody got uh prosecuted for all those crimes they committed in 2008 like it's like the two guys got prosecuted like after they did the whole fucking mortgage default swap thing not like nothing's gonna happen it's just gonna be on a fucking drop people go to jail for tax evasion. Listen, I'm not trying to simp over here.

I get your point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to go take a leak, but I just want the listeners and the record to know that my bladder did better today than BK Chris's. That's fair. Thank you. See you in a second.

What was that? I said, see you in a second. Who's got the key? Chris has it. If not, I'm going to go in those millstones. Go in there. Yeah, I'm the world's fastest shitter. who's got the key Chris has it if not do not go in there yeah I'm the world's fastest shitter

are you no oh definitely not I'll tell you I got actually a funny video for you Chris while he's there

this is a good time for a video hold on you know mystery right yeah so this my buddy sent me this and fucking

by the way I do I now know who that is because I know you know who that is but like my buddy sent me this and fucking by the way i do i now know who that is because i know you know who that is but like whenever i would hear people talk about that i thought that the guy from the pickup artist had become like a pundit forever he's our destiny yeah i thought destiny yeah it does it is a pickup i literally like everybody time people would be like vaguely talking about mystery i'd be like yeah sure the peacocking guy for years streamers do all have names like pickup artists asmongold you tell me that's not a pickup artist definitely i do there used to be this dude who was almost homeless fucking black dude who would hang out around uh like park slope bars and his real name was his given name was oracle and he would use

that so effectively to game silly white chicks every oracle is such a good dude and and like i watched this girl once he was like my name is oracle and he just did like the move of like pulling out his id and showing it to her and this girl he didn't even register they said i don't give a shit stop talking to me yeah and he pulls out his id and shows him as if like he knows how this always goes and she took his id and threw it and said i don't give a fuck go away and he's filming for his like pick apart his channel no he was just he was just a dude he was just a black dude he was just picking up on chicks and i knew him from around the neighborhood oh you saw this in person i I saw it real time, yeah. That's sick.

The mystery is doing like a podcast tour. I think he has a podcast. But it's just like, to me, the way that he talks, he's talking about his current girlfriend, and he's still using the lingo, and it's just killing me. What do you mean? He's saying a partner or something? This is him talking about how he met his girlfriend. I had smiled at earlier in the club on entry. Had decided to come and talk to me, basically.

So my girlfriend now, her friend tapped me on the shoulder. And I turned and basically made my selection. Right? And I said to the girl who's my girlfriend now i said to her you'll have to fight for me and it's worth it and so she pulled me and started making out with me it's a lot to just to blow out the set that i was in i was pre-selected and i was it was a heated debate is that just him trying to justify pda it was also like a guy they're like how'd you meet your wife he's just like well i they were a two set and i was running day game just so the way that they you saw the lingo he goes well and i'd

walked up to her and her and her friend i'd already been pre-selected and i was running a day game so the two set that i'd been talking to earlier just using that lingo when you're talking about your girlfriend is like so fucking funny i don't even know. What is a two-set? It's just pick-up artist lingo. Yeah. But he's talking about how he met his current girlfriend. He's saying, I was running day game, and there was a two-set. And the girl in the corner had pre-selected me, so I brought her over, and I started nagging her.

Leave it to white dudes to just turn it into some sort of series of equations where black like black dudes are just like yeah fuck bitches sure it's just like that i go i've been saying that for a while that if the black polyamorous channels risk the white polyamorous channels the white polyamorous channel is like always a guy being like yeah my wife had sex with these nine guys and the black polyamorous channel is a guy with like i'm dating a girl and her mom and we got kids with both of them. You're just like, these guys are doing it better. Yeah. Also, I'll tell you, speaking of, not necessarily speaking of, but there was a trans guy at my show, like with the beard and everything, indistinguishable.

Talked to him for probably like six minutes before. He was like, I'm trans. Wait, so it was a lady that became a dude? A lady that became a dude? Total bro. Like, you would never have known. Dude, if you're testosterone and jacking and and rogaine on the beard yeah rogaine that worked for the beard yeah wow yeah shocking proper beard too huh maybe a little patchy but like not a chance and she was

there he was there and his little brother was there and he kept referring to his little brother it's my little bro he was like a dude does uh does he still have his muff yeah yeah he talked about it so he's bro-y looking dude with bro-y looking dude pretty funny he was like i'm just dude without a dick i don't know what to tell you like he was funny there was no way you'd watch this and be like that's a check yeah it was very so they're doing it pretty good right now girl the guy i think pulls it off better almost well you just uh you well you just look like a guy a guy with feminine features is like So they're doing it pretty good right now. Girl to guy, I think, pulls it off better almost. Well, you just look like a guy. A guy with feminine features is like a good-looking guy.

A girl with masculine features is... Get the... My girlfriend? Also, I think... I don't know if this is Trump-related, but I have also noticed an epidemic. This is going to seem like a pussy comment, but in the last three months, I've noticed an epidemic of people

that have been shaking hands and trying to go for the Trump handshake where they really try to make a signature point on you. Oh, like they're doing the politician. Way more than I've noticed. Give me your hand. They'll be squeezing as hard as they can. By the way.

It'll be like, out of every eight guys' hands I shake, one, you're like, this guy's trying to prove something right now. I've noticed that way more than I ever have before. It used to be relegated to guys, Italian guys, who had good jobs but literally just tried too hard to pretend like they wanted you to think they were the mafia.

It used to be like a greaseball move. Yeah, and it was always the shittiest thing. Or like the guy who grabs just your fingers in the front and you're just like, oh, I know what it was always the shittiest thing. Or like the guy who grabs just your fingers in the front. And you're just like, oh, I know what you're doing. Now I just think you're a cunt. Like you have not alpha'd me in any way. He's trying to put some pain on you.

Yeah, yeah. Just like you're just a fucking dickhead. Well, as a short, bald guy, I've always... Did you go in for the kill? I've always engaged in handshake dominance. Yeah. You got to let people know what's up. Well, I'll be honest.

As a Jew... I'm not going to be a short little bitch. You gotta let them know at the beginning of a conversation. As a Jew, I'm gonna throw this out there. Power move, shake somebody's hand and then the Purell just to show that you're disgusted by them. Get your fucking goy hand off of me. Yeah. I still do that with black people, not as much...

You know what? On the topic of Jews, since you brought it up, I got this from this morning. Comics off-collar remarks on Jewish people and Israel-Hamas war at Brooklyn Comedy Club, Williamsburg Comedy Club show, are no laughing matter for guests. Mike Racine.

Oh! Mike Racine's at Williamsburg Comedy Club. He made the paper? Yeah. One newspaper. This is, it was in a couple different things But this is A-M-N-Y

Good for him Getting some press I bet it was a good joke too Yeah Ed sent this to me too And I saw him post it Brooklyn Comedy Club guest said She had no idea

That her night would end in tears Is this how Williamsburg Jewish Jewish women started crying Because Racine was on stage? Wait, you're a Jewish woman and you thought there was less than a 60% chance that your night would end in tears?

That's great. I want to know what the joke was. Well, it had nothing to do with the joke. She said the ticket price was too high. Two drink minimum? It was that anywhere. The joke was, it says in this article, well, you've heard Mike Racine's jokes probably, but...

I mean, Mike Racine's a great... I don't know the specific joke. He starts with how Jews must find free Palestine very confusing, so I've never heard that one before. Confusing because we love free stuff. Chellin, who is Jewish, and her husband said, I don't know about you, but as a Palestinian, has never kept my security deposit.

So that's what he said. Chellin and her husband... Immediately demanded their money back. She did say in the thing that she wanted her money back. It said this somewhere. I would love an apology from the club, and if they don't want to refund our ticket prices, that's great, but whatever. What I would really like is from the club, and if they don't want to refund our ticket prices, that's great, but whatever.

What I would really like is for at least one person to see this and not support this comedian and warn Jewish people that if you see this guy's name on a lineup, do not go. Jeez. And then after responding, she was in fact upset. Racine said something along the lines of, why don't you go kill some more babies as the audience laughed. There you go. Well, you're in Williamsburg. You're playing in the abortion set.

Yeah, I was just saying get some abortions. She then broke down in tears and exited the club with Scott. So anyways, that was pretty funny. Yeah, that's pretty great. I'll tell you on the – sorry. How'd you get the story picked up by the papers? She knows someone in the industry. I'll be you on the... Sorry. How'd you get the story picked up by the papers? She knows someone in the industry. I'll be honest, though.

Yeah. AM New York, it seems like you guys are slipping a little in your control of the media. Oh, really? That was the free newspaper that was in all the things on the side of the... I remember AM New York. Yeah. I used to read that on the subway. Yeah.

You're saying they used to have a little more control? Yeah. You think you get a little more, you know, gray lady sort of situation. I actually had a censorship thing recently so this is i was kind of even thinking like in my mind uh you know i've never like actually voted but you go you kind of your hearts and minds are generally on one side and then generally for me probably is always around censorship you know what i mean it's probably the biggest one where if i'm even if i'm not going to like support i'm just like generally like quietly rooting for whoever's against censorship more but um a guy

who was actually on our patreon sent me this message he said he was applying for a job and one of the it was one of the uh telus or something like that and basically these ai companies they hire people and then they ask you all these questions about what you should censor what you should not so they can train AI to censor, right? Okay. I don't like that at all. He said they sent them my videos. So he was like, it was the, I don't know if you've ever seen a video I did where I was

like a morbidly fat photographer. Oh, I didn't see the photographer. I saw the one where you and Danny were very fat. No, this one was a photographer that, you know, when people are doing, like, plus-size photographers, he only does, like, morbidly. Oh, okay. So he's like, only photography is, like, you know, 600-pound-plus women. Okay. And he's talking about how he had to bust down the back wall of the studio to make kind of a lot of fat jokes.

But it's actually one of my better videos, I think. But anyways, that video was sent to him, and they're just like, do you think this is unsafe to be watched? So that's how they decide this stuff is they hire a bunch of people they get ask them questions and then based on those people they train the ai to be like yeah you kind of act like this group of people and then you know companies hire these people and social media companies and that's how the ai decides what's acceptable and what's not it's kind of messed up yeah that is so i'm like that's my but it's also it's like people that are applying for a job right so it's kind of messed up yeah that is so i'm like that's my but it's also it's like people that are applying for a job right so it's like you answered the way you think you're supposed

to not the way you feel you know what i mean that's the yeah that's a good point yeah you know what i mean like it's like if when you get asked a question like is it everyone's lying a little bit yeah everybody's lying constantly like it's, you know, like, I think fat jokes are hilarious. But it's just like, if I was being interviewed by a large fat person, and they were just like, so like, you think health at any size is true, right? Like, yes, I need this job. No matter how big you are. Yeah, no matter how big you are. I mean, and frankly, if you die, I'm moving up this ladder if you hire me. You know what I mean?

Like, it's a win-win. It's a double whammy like it does like but it's just like but it's like everybody's in this situation where they're kind of lying they're going okay what do i know about this company what do i say here here's what i'd say my body's here is what i'm gonna say at work yeah they just they do what they okay i'm probably supposed to and also you're not gonna just do that job and then just be like it's good it's fine it's fine it's fine you're just like i probably have to pick a couple that i think are bad like or else i'm not really doing my job yeah yeah and they're not sending you i'm sure they're not sending you like taylor swift videos you know they're sending you only like comedy sketches on the internet by like

people who aren't political stuff famous yeah some so yeah some sort of weird shit and you're just like what do i think this person you're just you're clicking based on what you think the person that sent it to you wants to hear not based on what you actually feel definitely some of that so the whole thing's kind of fucking bullshit yeah so we're just training it funny cunts it sounds like the framing itself if you were to ask like if you were to get let's say 40 college kids in a room and show them one of your sketches and go do you like this do you think it's funny would you like if the algorithm showed you more of this you're going to get yes yes yes yeah but if you start asking someone hey do you think this is offensive sitting in a cubicle do you think this might be offensive that we shouldn't have it on a platform you've already framed it keep in mind

your job is to make these decisions yeah then you've already framed it as you're supposed to remove what you think we would think is offensive content yes and you're already just by asking you're already putting it into the ether that maybe it shouldn't right yeah like you know what i mean yeah like if i just showed you a video like it wouldn't even be on the table that like should this is this like yeah you that that's it already starts with that in the ether of like i'm asking like here's a video i'd be like i'd watch it and have an opinion if you go do you think this video is fucked up i'd be looking at it in the lens of yeah oh maybe i should look for something fucked up just like if i was like hey this is the i had this conversation

i said this to my chick the other day that's very different when i go hey should i say this now you're kind of like you know yeah now you're mulling yeah so i don't like it yeah no that's fucking terrible but that's what these companies are doing that's how they do it well at least china you know they just want yes yes yes yes yes no matter what i know yeah well another guy we had uh he actually sent me because he we were talking about like the germany stuff uh you know people are getting censored for like everything and he says he lives in germany he sent me a few of the things actually in another patreon thing but he sent me he goes i lived in germ i live in germany and a guy on twitter his name is do beast so so pimo some german shit but he tweeted the it essentially means you're such a

wiener to a politician oh yeah i saw yeah i saw something about this and then that guy uh that's the guy that they raided his house and uh blah blah blah that's like kind of crazy like you're such a dick you're a wiener you're a fucking pussy like it's like we're there where you can't like do that to a pop like first of all you can't do that to a politician is kind of crazy i think i called charlie kirk a fucking dickhead yesterday he's not a politician but what did charlie kirk do to uh to end up in chris's bad book i don't know just i just was like you guys are all fucking dickheads i'm sick of this shit like it's just like they all just are like so oh it was always about the uh protest picture you on twitter just like a reply guy into people oh i i'll do it you fucking stupid idiot

but try again nobody source oh it was about the We're making certain protests illegal No like at illegal protests We'll be cracking down on them What the fuck is an illegal protest If there's no property damage there's no illegal protests And saying that you can't wear a mask at a protest Like the Trump saying That the universities can't have protests

Well it's not even that What is an illegal protest How is that an illegal protest Like the Trump saying that the universities can't have protests. Well, it's not even that. Like, if it's any... Yeah, what is an illegal protest? How is that an illegal protest? If there's no property damage, it's not an illegal protest. And the idea of you saying that, like, somebody can't wear masks while they're protesting, it's like, well, what if what they're protesting is their fucking boss? You know what I mean?

Like, it's like, you can't... That's a dumb law. It doesn't make any fucking sense. So Charlie Kirk was obviously all for it, and I just called him a fucking dickhead. Because I'm a reply guy. What do you think of the college protest law? I don't know. I didn't dig in.

Give me the details. Well basically I think that Trump was saying, I was actually arguing with myself in the shower about this one this morning. Right, okay. It's funny you brought it up because i was thinking like uh like in my opinion that it's i probably say like my opinion on all this stuff is just like once federal dollars get involved it's a different ball game i think in general and the because federal dollars shouldn't be putting their thumb on the scale in any sort of way right so if you go i think the

argument was they were saying like these colleges aren't allowed to uh it sounded like he was saying they're not allowed to have protests but if your argument is like these teachers that federal dollars pay can't be organizing protests and then like then that's one thing but if you're saying you have to stop them if they're organizing their own protests, then that's a different thing. Does that make sense? Yeah, you should be able to stop students from protesting. No, of course not. But then on the other side, I'm like, you shouldn't also be encouraging it and being involved.

Do you know what I mean? That's fair. So that's where I think, yeah, but the students being able to protest, you're like, that should be part of their right as an American, right? A hundred percent. I'll tell you a crazy pulling federal funds story. I used to go to this college when I was more religious called Yeshiva University. It's a small college. Maybe there's a thousand kids there.

And that's if you're an Orthodox Jewish kid and you want to go to the Orthodox Jewish school and study Talmud half the day and be in college in New York, that's where you go. There you go. Good time, right? There's no prize though. I'm listening. Good time, right? There's no bronze, though. I'm listening. A bunch of gay

guys started the gay club there. What's gayer than wanting to go to the Orthodox Jewish school? What's gayer than wanting to go to the Orthodox Jewish school? You guys are all in the club. No, at that point, you might as well...

You go, I got news for you. You might as well have the bacon club i got news for you there you go you might as well have the bacon club it doesn't make sense you can go anywhere in the world and do this it's just that like we're doing our own thing over here which includes that we're keeping a very authentic version of this religion you can literally go to any other university in the entire country be as gay as you'd like by the way you can be gay there as long as you just can't really celebrate it no one's asking any questions you can't have a club yeah essentially and then uh they lost some lawsuit and like the university was gonna lose federal funding and they're like we can't afford unless you have your gay club yeah because it was considered discrimination or something so the point i'm trying to make is the

uh control that federal funding like there probably shouldn't be federal funding for universities and then the extent by which they can then police behavior at the universities is just an overwhelming problem. So I guess your point is sort of like, if there is federal funds, it's going to be used as leverage one way or the other always, so the only answer is to not have them, kind of. Yeah, essentially, yeah. Now, the problem with the— Otherwise, you can just pick a side and complain when it's not there. Well, that's what happened with congestion pricing. That's the only reason why Trump could pause congestion pricing.

It's because they took federal highway funds to start it. Yeah. So it's the same shit. Or you need some separate standard that we give funds to universities as long as they meet blank criteria. But then government's not allowed to. But that doesn't really work. I'm curious on the protesting thing. Because I think it had a fake

kicker and when i say by fake kicker it's like reasonable gun control well what what constitutes reasonable yeah yeah i can you know what i mean so was there a fake kicker on the actually done protest i think there was kind of thinking about this more broadly because i was even thinking about like in canada like when they had all these kind of um i think it was violent protests which still creates it maybe you can look it up well that's the other thing is if things are illegal then it should just like you were saying yeah those are already crimes you don't need a new law like agreed yeah it's like if yeah property damage is already illegal you should be arresting those people and trying so what was charlie kirk saying he was like saying it's good that they can't wear masks

and to get rid of all these protests on college campuses. And I was just like, you're a fucking dickhead. Just fucking lower the costs of things and stop the wars. And there's also, yeah, I agree. That's what we wanted. There's also another part of it where you're just like, that's what happens on college campuses. People, 20-year-olds protest.

Get used to it. Go to a trade school, asshole. It's like, enough. Yeah, i think that's probably a downhill battle because it's an uphill battle to probably say no protesting on campus but i yeah the only thing i was just like you don't need the faculty getting involved in organizing them and everything what is also this weird thing when everybody like there is like a right wing thing where it's just like all you know all these college professors are liberal blah blah blah i was like all right like tell the cato institute to start a fucking college like what do you like you guys are the free market

guys create the fucking market for it like and have everybody there that's what austin university is austin university yeah i don't think so yeah or texas university is it called yeah maybe yeah you have austin they started it well they started They started a university that's supposed to be that. So that is kind of starting to happen, it seems like. Coleman Hughes is doing... He's teaching jazz there? Teaching jazz there. We did a gig at Texas A&M once.

We didn't get to hang out and party, but it was just cool how massive of a college there is in the middle of nowhere. Yeah. Where? Texas A&M once. We didn't get to hang out and party, but it was just cool how massive of a college there is in the middle of nowhere. Yeah. Where? Texas A&M. Yeah, I think it was when we were all in Austin at the same time. We went and did that gig one day. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had a conference room sold out with eight kids. It was a guaranteed pay. Who gives a shit? Me and Dean Stanville, people were giving us horrified looks because we were shotgunning beers oh my god it was like yeah we were expecting college party and then him and dean walk in with a case of beers on what's like the lot like we're cutting through the library and the cafeteria and everyone's like you're not allowed like the student organizer was like beers

and like fuck you mom we're here to rage You guys are on your Van Wilder thing? We're at a college. We could have beer with us. We're also adult men. We're allowed to have beer at a comedy gig. You and Dean are a tough bunch to be like, you can't have beers, too. We sat in the parking lot shotgunning beers

and people took it as a beer. You thought you were walking into a keg party and you were doing like the dork club i i literally thought we were just gonna go do a gig and have some beers to drink while we were waiting like doing this gig yeah they weren't doing like beer pong and uh it wasn't like college frat drinking it was just old man alcoholic here's my beers yeah exactly it's all yeah you're like what do you want me to start shivering up while I'm doing a set here? Yeah. This is dad's medicine. Yeah, so it wasn't a college party. You guys were essentially doing like a sanctioned university club event.

Don't party as much as you think. Hey, I kind of don't remember this story, and you guys are American, so you probably remember it better. 9-11? Yeah, 9-11. 7-11. Have you seen that? what's been going on with them yeah they're everywhere the guys hold the doors open for you and they demand money it's real big around here oh it's huge around here man it's the craziest gig i wonder how good those guys do but casey anthony's a tiktok star now i saw that yeah which that, yeah. Which is, like, fucking hilarious. Dude, I had an early joke.

I think it still works. I mean, I did this at Open Mike's. Casey Anthony's back in the news. My joke was I would date her because I think she's hot, and you know that if you get her pregnant, she won't keep the baby. Not bad. That was an early Open Mike joke. Yeah And she

Yeah she is hot It is Still looks okay She looked okay Wait I had a good tweet on that one I was like She shot at a weird angle Almost the angle of a baby

Looking up through a pool Like she was like OJ style Where it was like guilty With not I don't remember the details On how or why she got off about it But I was kind of looking it up.

I'm sorry. She's four years too late on trying to play, oh, I'm going to be a woke advocate. I mean, how much of a fucking dumbass are you that you're returning to the market now trying to get public favor being a woke advocate? Read the room. I'll go a little bit the other way on that one. Because there's never been a better bit the other way on that one because this is there's no been ever a better time for psycho villains on the internet like okay you know like the bad

babies of the world like the jj laberman yelling screaming into his camera like this is a really good time for freaks yelling into their camera that everyone hates it feels like she's picking up the oj picking up the oj twitter mantle of i will just pretend like i'm a normal person same as you with opinions yeah and just give my opinions as if i'm not a murderer nancy kerrigan came out of the woodwork recently really i don't remember uh the figure skater yeah yeah someone needs to bring back that uh like the vh1 shows where they used to shove all these people to real life and shit house yeah yeah with the villains of the internet yeah but it does feel like all of the people that you're right probably would have been you know every now and then on like a documentary about

them they have their own channel and people hate watch them and i think it's like a cash cow for people interesting it's gotta be so yeah and apparently she said she's like a legal active and you are right She's doing very 2017-ish shit Yeah Which maybe is making A little bit of a comeback

What is her cause? She's just anti-Trump? That's basically it I believe the I'm trying to remember The exact details of the case As a lady who didn't Get an abortion

And had to do it Really late Let me tell you About the horrors Of being forced To bring your child to... Sorry, I totally cut you off there. Yeah, she's a good abortion activist.

It turns out Planned Parenthood didn't work that well for me, but I hope it can work well for you. No, but yeah, I think it was the kid was missing, and she went out for a couple of days. A couple of months! Yeah, and then she reported the kid missing, and the kid was dead yeah this you killed this kid the grandmother apparently reported the kid because she was saying like uh she was like saying all the kids somewhere like with a nanny and then the grandmother started to get suspicious yeah i would probably do that as

well it was like a cut and dry case and somehow she got off on it. Yeah. I mean, do you remember the video of her getting off and how fuckable she looked in that moment? Not really. I don't remember any of this stuff. It's a gif. You can find a gif. It was totally unnecessary because this was still at a time in this country that you could sell kids to Epstein.

Yeah, exactly. Why are you drowning it in a bathtub? You could have made a couple bucks. Yeah. That's a living child. Well, don't talk... Any day now, that files are going to be coming out. Yeah.

I don't think... All right, firstly, it's just that Cash Patel has been so pro-Israel. I just don't see... Also, the files are the weirdest fucking launch ever, man. That Epstein file release yeah people went there and get the binders i was just like what are we doing boys binders with information that we already have binders full of men yeah binders with no

information yeah and then also it's like it's the wrong if i was a investigator my starting point would be firstly i'd wanted i would bring into in front of cameras, maybe in front of Congress, firstly, who took the safe out of his building and what does that mean that the FBI lost it? And I would go through the chain of command of who received that safe until finally someone's responsible for it. What do you mean it's gone? The next thing I would do, and I would parade all these people in front of television cameras, is who made the phone call and said, hey, that guy's an intelligence asset? Who were the people that put together the sweetheart deals when he was initially arrested? Who were all those agents? Why?

Why? Who made that phone call? And then I bring that guy in. Why did you make this phone call? Whoever was the Florida AG at the time should be testifying about it, right? So I'm just saying there's a lot of really good leads of what was going on here who was on and off planes because i like listen i'm not fucking any kids if you told me hey the elites are going down to this uh island we wanted to bring a comic with us what's the pay

you know what i mean not everyone that went to that island or was involved with epstein i think was uh you know if you went to an Epstein, I mean, a P. Diddy party, it could be you're like, fuck yeah, I got invited to a P. Diddy party? Yeah, you'd be pretty hyped. Yeah, I'm sure that there are some people that were like, oh, I'm just going to the after party. Believe me, you don't need to go to the early party. And after the party!

So, just from the outset, it seemed like she was talking about the wrong details if you were looking to actually expose the scandal. And then just based off of, I think Kash Patel is better than the old guard. And I think when it comes to domestic policy and freedom of speech on the Internet and not just trying to undermine Trump and not having domestic terrorists, there's a lot of things he's really good on. Israel's not one of them. And this is so tied into Israel I mean that's the best conspiracy

If you want to call it conspiracy theory That's the best working theory that we all have Is that he was intelligence assets for the Mossad Do we really think that Kash Patel Is going to be the guy that wants to unwind that storyline Or that Donald Trump who seems to be Getting Netanyahu's back as much as anyone else So why do it then

What was this then Why pretend that you're going to do it And like, and have everyone talk about it more? Like, why not just kind of be like, yeah, anytime people ask about it, be like, yeah, yeah, for sure. We're on it. Like, and just kind of leave it murky. Why try to be like, it's happening today. So everyone can be like, what the fuck?

It was a real Bush on the aircraft carrier moment. You know what I mean? No, what was that? Yeah. George Bush parachuted onto an aircraft carrier and they unleashed a banner that said, Mission Accomplished, and then we were at war with Iraq for another 20 years.

I see. I've been joking around that it's clickbait presidency. Yeah. And so Donald Trump just teases these things and then doesn't give you the information. That's so funny. Yeah, and so that's what this one felt like. That's really funny.

It is click-free presidency. This is a slideshow of nothing. Yeah, it's New York Post headlines, and then you go in, and they're like, you'll never guess who was on the Epstein list, and you click, and they're just like, either have we. Dude, I miss the days when they were trying

to get you to buy a physical paper with a pun. Just a solid headless man found in topless bar. Like, let's go. And the Microzine article still had a no laughing matter. Pam Bondi, firstly, she also had this wild mover. She was on Fox and she goes, if you guys had seen what I'd seen, you'd be horrified and we're going to get it all out. Well, you're on national news, asshole. And and then two days later she releases the information that we already had so it seems to me like she's uh she either didn't look at the information that they gave to

her or she's also involved in uh not actually looking into this remember we did a show when they dropped like some epstein files and like we were kind of talking about the amount of people that work in government who were just hitting ctrl f and looking for names that they knew would get retweets and it would be like trump trump was named in the epstein files and it was just like did you ever see mr trump when you were at his casino no right like and that was like well seems like that was a public casino that they all went to and they yeah doesn't mention pam bonnie weird 65 year old lady because in some lighting, you're like, wow, you still got it.

She looks like the chick from Seinfeld that in some lighting is hot, in some lighting she's a two-face. She kind of looks like a two-face. She kind of looks like that actress who is the wheelchair lady in Freddy Got Fingered. She'd been in a bunch of movies. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She kind of looks like her in good lighting, and then in bad lighting this looks like face off actually do either of you guys stay for another 45 to do the Patreon yeah I'm down yeah I'll take a break follow us over at patreon.com slash the boys cast

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