The Boyscast with Ryan Long - TWITTER IS VIOLENCE & GENDERLESS SONS

Episode Date: April 29, 2022

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I have a message from the future. I don't know if you've been following what's going on with Twitter right now. I don't like it. Oh, let me just get my signals here. This is what's about to come. The year is 2023, January. Elon Musk has owned Twitter for approximately six months.

Pronouns are now illegal Trans people are locked in cages Even the mention of a pronoun gets you sent to an offshore torture site Yeah, you know that little kids are now mining doge coins in Sierra Leone The slight Missing limbs Clan robes are running around punching old ladies in the face And yelling and screaming free speech is back, bitch

This is a common occurrence in the year 2023 There's only legally one gender now, and any dissidents get fired off into a rocket into space. Women's hands have been surgically welded to cooking utensils, and the punishment for removal is beheading. Oh, and they've also had their mouths welded shut. Milo Yiannopoulos in 2023 has been elected chief of punching minorities. Putin is the emperor of Europe now.

Lizzo and her backup dancers have been put in a landfill. Oh, God. Hunter Biden's laptop is now a mandatory emoji that by law needs to be included in all communications online. And Hunter Biden's laptop is now a product you can buy from Apple. You think that's bad? Being black's illegal and being Asian's a misdemeanor. Oh, God. This is the world Elon wants. This is not a future I'm looking forward to. Oh, I just looked out the window. Aborted

fetuses are being shoved back into women's wombs and being forced to carry at gunpoint. What a monster. By a school shooter who's been given a medal of honor. And we're all mandatory have to live in those trailers that Elon Musk lives in now. This is Elon's America. And guess what else is happening in those trailers?

The bird emoji of Twitter now supports a Klan robe. Yeah, and if you fuck up, you'll walk down the street and a bunch of those birds will just attack you. Peck your eyes out. Hijabs are being fucking lasered off surgically with space lasers. Thanks, Elon. And now, new technology requires any dick

that has even been touched by a man be surgically castrated. Well, I'm out. And then touched by a man be surgically castrated. Well, I'm out. And then you're a hero once it's castrated. Sean King has been forced to wear a poster, boy, that said the white man is king. Is this the future you want? You need to look at yourself and ask yourself. Elon Musk on Twitter, is this the future you want?

Is this how you want to live? It's a slippery slope, folks. It's a real slope. There's not that it's a slippery slope. There is no going back. Okay, I'm back. I'm back for the future. God, the future sucks.

Yo, the future stinks, dude. Oh, man. Well, I'm so glad that I don't have to live in that future. Or we might. It's still not too late to stand up. It's not too late. I'll tell you what. Anyone, now this is back to present Ryan.

Future Ryan doesn't like it. He knows it went too far. Present Ryan's pumped. Tell you what. There's going to be back to present Ryan. Future Ryan doesn't like it. He knows it went too far. Present Ryan's pumped. Tell you what, there's going to be some changes around here. Oh, there's some changes. Fucking, this is stepdad territory. Buddy. This is fucking, hey, son, there's going to be some new changes around the house.

There's going to be some changes around here. I walked in today, I kicked down the door. I've been kicking down doors. They go, what? I go, you didn't hear the news? Fucking boys are back. Boys are back. I'm just sitting there making lists of uh slurs i'm gonna say i'm practicing the mirror all the new

slurs it's so funny because people are going oh now people people are gonna say slurs now on twitter so many slurs have you been on twitter it's not really a violation of anything i'm gonna say so many fucking slurs dude i'm getting ready i should we have a call every girl a bitch we that would be a good uh game of chicken a twitter slur off on a twitter slur off chicken where basically you grab your phone and then i type in the slur and then if you don't hit send it's like last person well that's how it loses that is how they remember how they used to have duels that's the future That's the new version of that. Yeah.

Yeah. I hope you're happy. You go like, what was it? The CBC where they fucking with the wordle thing and they just tweeted cunt. Really? Yeah. It was one day, like two months ago. They just, CBC's main page says cunt.

The good news is I guess Ukraine's over, right? You haven't heard about that in a while. Not for them it ain't, but it's really the bandwidth of that. I know i know it's like it honestly it's like they came in too hot at first they came in a little hot yeah they didn't really ease us into it they kind of gave us everything we needed and then we were like yeah i don't know people are done with that people i don't even think girls think he's hot anymore they fucking think that guy's yesterday's oh zelensky is honestly like you still think i'm gonna fucking get to host Night Live? You'd be lucky if they let you host Mad TV. That has been.

He is washed up. His agent's not picking up his fucking phone anymore. Definitely his agent's not picking up his phone. He's like, okay, Oscars was great. I was thinking I got some new stuff for the Grammys. They go, I don't know how to tell you this, Zelensky. We've moved on. He's doing the move where he's in a restaurant,

a busy, popular restaurant. He sees his agent. He calls the agent, sees the agent in a restaurant like a busy like popular restaurant he sees his agent he calls the agent sees the agent look at it and goes like yeah yeah yeah I'll tell you what happened

it's not as trendy anymore Zelinski got turned into Zelinsk Snowblade not popular not popular the best okay so there was

we'll go through the Twitter stuff a little bit because probably first of all I think we can it's fair to say it's a bad day for true social Okay, so there was, we'll go through the Twitter stuff a little bit because probably, first of all, I think it's fair to say it's a bad day for true social. It's not. Trump said he's not going to go on Twitter either.

True social, I mean, as of right now, it was up like 40% today. Why do you think that is? Because it's the number one app in the app store right now. And then last night at like two in the morning, Elon tweeted. I that he goes that's it there's no other explanation well that i'm saying it's a bad day for true social and they said trump could come back and he says he well i'm not gonna come back yeah yeah there's still a waiting list that was probably the is there still a waiting list yes even and it's still people have been posting about it oh and it's still number one worst rollout of any app in the history of the world brutal so i actually bought a funny thing is uh these are

like dude this is not financial advice and this is a total just like gamble small like but you think they're gonna be worth something in the future no not in your future that you're talking about not in fucking 2023 but i bought a like a call option that expired like a super out of the money call option that expires uh like a week a week after trump's birthday figuring that he'll be on the platform by his birthday okay just because he's fucking insane so you're gonna yeah you and then if he shows up he goes hey i'm on here now by his birthday then he should show up and just be like yo twitter's gay and then fucking show back off show up see himself out yeah there was um a conspiracy as well

with this whole Twitter thing. There's been a few. So, there's been a few, but one of the biggest conspiracies is a lot of people have been posting that when they announced, you know, Elon announced he's buying it or whatever, a bunch of people's follower counts

went up by like 20, 30,000 or whatever. All the fucking... Mine went up by 1,000. Really? Something like that. Yeah, yeah. Can't confirm those numbers. Yeah, yeah. I mean, we could pull up the social... It went up by like 20 30 000 or whatever mine went up by a thousand really something like that yeah yeah can't confirm those numbers yeah yeah i mean we could pull up the social it went up for sure we could pull up the social blade and see what's up but it's weird because all the the democrat like the libs are going down and the fucking so the conspiracy which i don't even know how you would have another explanation for it there's people you know i

was like tucker carlson or something if you look at his thing it was like a thousand a day a thousand a day a thousand a day forty thousand a day a thousand a day and so basically someone that was working at twitter looks like they were you know cranking dials down yeah well it's like mom and dad are coming home from vacation you gotta clean up after the party you know you know they can't know you had this fucking party that you you had this fucking rager all weekend and mom and dad are pulling into the driveway and you're like, you fucking sweep, sweep, sweep. But it's kind of like a Wizard of Oz scenario. You know what I mean?

Like there's one guy at Twitter that's just been sitting there cranking. There's a bunch of like analog dials, right? You know, like, he has Tucker Carlson on a big dial. He goes, boys, we need to get this thing cranked. No, no, no, you can't turn that up anymore you can't it can't handle it star trek it's like no it can't handle it yeah yeah it can't take anymore they have the fox news broadcasters turned down so low yeah yeah but it's other

bolts are flying off and shit trying to turn tucker carlson and stephen Crowder's Twitter back on. We can't handle it. He goes, Elon's going to be here by noon. I wonder how, I wonder, but that's the only thing about that is the explanation is, so why are people losing followers? Well, I guess they probably were just giving them followers. They give them, they give them the Tucker Carlson, you add Tucker Carlson, you get Brian Stelter. Exactly. Click on that.

Well, there has been a lot of people. Can't believe it's not Tucker. I mean, you see all the time people have been saying forever ago yeah i followed you 10 times and i just keep i'll tell you that keep happening with the crypt daddy yeah there you go so yeah not anymore crypt daddy has as many fucking followers as elon musk right now probably yeah isn't that crazy so it goes without saying that you know everyone has their you know this is a dystopian world that's basically Mad Max you know what I mean these white men

just cannot wait to get out there and say their slurs they're just foaming at the mouth the number one thing was the guy on MSNBC I don't know his name but he like he came out and he said you know if one person's in charge of this then you know they could just put in there they could just put in there.

Oh, that guy was great. He goes, they could just turn up the reach of their guy, of their party, and they could turn down the reach of another party, and then nobody will know until after the election's over. And they're like, yeah. That's kind of the point. People were accusing you of that.

Yeah, that's kind of what's going on. Well, that is the funny thing with all this stuff, because, I mean, I feel like- They play like a next level dumb, though. It goes- Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they're just like, you know, they go, well, he can censor some speech and not other

speech. He goes, yeah, but his whole thing is he plans to not. Yeah. So congratulations to Elon Musk. Yeah. And it was a private company, too. You know what really scares them? Is because once it's really private private you lose all the oversight stuff like there's like you know you don't get to find out anything that's

going on inside of there they're they're beholden to nobody yeah right so they go yeah maybe we are fucking around well the uh truth social some of my favorite tweets were uh the people there was a i picked three categories of tweets so my favorite tweets and articles was the people that were sort of patting themselves on the back for what they did before they go the people that because a lot of people were saying you know we need to leave twitter like you know i mean that kind of stuff right literally trump trump elected moving to canada trump elected moving to canada and then on top of that so they were saying this is them trying to get the troops back together because the troops are a bit deflated and a a lot of people were saying like, guys, we fought a war together.

You know, come on. We didn't get on here because we're here for the founders. We got on here to get Trump out of office. We succeeded in that. We are a team. And people were giving other guys a pep talk of why they should stay on Twitter.

That was a good one. Like, you don't know what we're capable of together. You know what I mean? You want to know what's fucking fucking really patting themselves on the back we save democracy we can't walk and the guys are like i'm done you know i did my part and the guys go you can't walk out we we save democracy me and you dude this whole twitter thing like you know people are like twitter's not real life or whatever and then i was just in miami for a few days with some boys from back home in canada And they're like, two of them don't, like, this is like how little they go. I was like, yeah, I have like this podcast.

They go, oh, what's your, like, they don't know anything. Well, none of my friends are like that. Yeah, anyways, they're like, that's specific. Dude, they're two of them. So there's four of my, three of them, three guys.

Maybe they're just playing you. No, no, no. They're, dude, they're, two of them have never ordered an Uber. Stop it. I swear to God, they don't have social media at Uber. Stop it. I swear to God. They don't have social media at all. Well, they probably live in the sticks and F cars.

They don't. They live in fucking downtown. They live in Toronto. Well, this is crazy. One of them lives in fucking like- Are your friends retarded? They're just like- Big brothers?

No, they're both very smart. They just missed this cutoff where they never got on social media, and they just don't care. I feel like my fucking grandfather knows what an Uber is. They know what it is. I'm saying they've never ordered one they know what uber is i was like we went maybe that's because they don't want to be traced no they're just like they know that their ubers are going to their email which is being traced by their girlfriend no they're literally just like we're cab people they're going with nothing wrong with cabs there's a lot wrong with them i know that especially when you yeah you have to call one but But it's so funny. They're just like so,

they're so just like living in a different. That is nuts, dude. Well, that's one, that's one genre of tweet that liked. Another big one. And some, you remember Jeremy Taggart, that guy, a big Canadian.

Yeah, yeah. Our Lady Peace guy. Yeah, of course. He posted what a million people are posting, but a couple people sent me this. He goes, you know what he could be doing? Instead of spending money on this this he could have spent that money

to solve hunger and he goes you know who spends money who does that who doesn't spend money to solve hunger and instead buys a company someone who doesn't get laid

so his thing is the richest man in the world can't get pussy he's like 8 kids it's just funny being like and wasn't didn't he have a fucking threesome with Amber Heard

yeah he's had a couple but it's how funny is it to be like the richest man in the world you go you probably don't get any pussy yeah fucking buying twitter for 44 billion dollars that's little dick energy remember that yeah yeah that's little dick energy it's just funny he was like anybody uh uh you go i don't know how to tell you this is like i'd like to live in the world too or you go actually girls don't fucking even like the richest man in the world you go, I don't know how to tell you this. It's like, I'd like to live in the world too. Or you go, actually girls don't fucking even like them. We're just made in the world.

You go, I got news for you, pal. Uh, I mean, you got billions and billions of dollars. The pussy, you know,

comes at you a little. Billions. Well, it's, it's like saying that. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to have like,

it's like saying, uh, you know, Oh yeah. Who knows who fucking, uh, gets traded from like one NBA team to another. Probably didn't even get any pussy.

You go, yeah, unfortunately those guys are getting pussy sort of burst your bubble but well there you go hey it's 40 million dollars you could have saved hunger or whatever and I guess the guy he's already been through this or whatever where people try to get him saved but I'm always like well why don't the

people that just got the 40 million dollars save the hunger then well that's the shareholders well they have the money now why don't the shareholders now? I mean, also, I saw this, but someone goes like, oh, like, you know,

their hunger or whatever. You're like, yeah, I don't know. In Canada, this is a Canada specific, but like the CBC's budget is $1.6 billion. They do absolutely nothing.

Why don't they save hunger? Yeah, why don't they save? They could literally probably eradicate hunger in like half the countries in the world if they wanted to. Yeah, why don't they save hunger? And nothing would be missed.

Well, yeah, you always go, well, I don't know. All you'd miss is you wouldn't know like what the weather is in cappis casing yeah yeah and like that's it yeah well why don't you save hunger with only your guys jeff bezos i liked how he was uh getting in on being a twitter guy yeah he was sort of you know what i mean i think they've seen the influence that kind of being a social media personality is wielding and i think a lot of these guys, and they're probably kind of the opposite of a tagger,

being like, actually, you can probably get pussy by following, right? So he basically posted, Bezos basically came out, and he goes, Elon Musk, by Twitter, he's like, maybe this is not good for our position. It was China, you know, or whatever, right? But then like two hours later he got cold feet on the tweet and then posted but elon musk is a smart guy and i'm

sure he'll do a good job i like the ceo of twitter he's the ceo of twitter is the ultimate yeah is the ultimate fucking wojak meme with the crying behind with the fucking happy on the outside because he goes he goes we welcome elon musk and he's gonna do all sorts of great things he's like i don't know he's gonna extend by the way who the the ceo oh yeah i think it's from india i mean that's every ceo in silicon valley but uh yeah yeah but anyways he was like yeah i welcome you're like no you don't this is your worst nightmare what are you talking about who knows i that's what i'm saying i really don't you know we know enough of these guys in that tech world to be like they think they're almost like above partisan politics in any way you know what i mean like these people i i bet you he was playing the

game a little bit but who knows what these people actually think you know i think he i mean he was like mr fucking let's get trump off and he was he's even kind of like a decentralized crypto free speech guy now that he's he was shitting on the board being like yeah he was kind of he turned a bit i think they saw the i think it just became safe for dorsey shitting on the board being like yeah he was kind of he turned a bit I think they saw the I think it just became safe for Dorsey to shit on it he goes like I don't care

I have all my money from Square but who knows like I mean we know enough fucking like Indian tech dudes to be like behind closed doors they've

you know have a few a bit of a different opinion than when they're on that the microphone talking to the Silicon Valley board if he just all of a sudden fucking Elon comes in he's just wearing MAGA hats he goes this is the real me this is the real me I have to hide I to the Silicon Valley board. If he just all of a sudden, fucking Elon comes in,

he's just wearing MAGA hats. He goes, this is the real me. This is the real me. I have to hide. I'm in Silicon Valley. He puts his wife in a burka. You don't even know he's Muslim. Well, yeah, there was a lot of leaked things.

So the girl started crying from Twitter. She was doing her speech. The lawyer who was on Rogan with Tim Pool basically did a big speech to everyone. She started crying. Just before this, too, I was looking at Sagar. Which I also cried. Yeah, I mean, it's sad. pool yeah basically did a big uh speech to everyone she started crying being but just before this too i was looking and then saw which i also cried yeah i mean it's sad soger got um all these uh reporters like because he posted i guess about it and like something some take and then uh all

these reporters were like would you like to comment because she's like a private citizen and are you worried about like because your stuff and like because of you're saying all this stuff that she's gonna get uh harassed and he's like she was on joe you're saying all this stuff that she's going to get harassed. And he's like, she was on Joe Rogan. I think she's not like a private. I think you're a little bit fair game now. Yeah. I think you can like, uh,

make fun of her now. Well, vice. Uh, so yeah, they basically had the, you know, um,

they, their big meeting and some stuff leaked about it or whatever. And then she was crying in the meeting. Vice had a really good, uh, uh, article for what to do which is blew my mind insane absolutely insane by the way you must be really reassured as a as a like

employee there when the fucking chicks goes everybody just don't panic and she's bawling you know it's probably not gonna go well if you're crying she still has her good lawyer job i don't know why some of those people that work there don't be like, to be completely honest, I bet you my guess would be there. Who knows what will happen? But I can imagine that it's going to be probably, you know, that all the misinformation stuff might change a little bit. There might be that, you know, there's not going to be any random big like political hits moving into the

election. But as far as the harassment and bully stuff, the harassment and bullying policies probably won't change all that much i don't think so at all it'll just be like hey you could say i i took ivermectin and not get kicked off right so all the stuff that people are really afraid of because everyone's big critique is you know he elon musk is going to make it easier for people to harass people and you just go that's probably not going to change much at all no and i mean again go on twitter it's it might tons of harassment but that's what i mean twitter is it might just make the harassment like the things that everyone else was getting kicked out for

and be like yeah you might get kicked off for that too it's almost like it really is the people that had a pass to harass maybe feel like they're gonna get their harassment pass taken away yeah for sure i i don't i mean I don't think it's going to be crazy, crazy changes, but it'll be I'm sure he'll do something cool with it that we were not thinking of. This is what Vice says. Vice says that here are your

options if you have to leave Twitter because of Elon Musk. And one of them, they say, I mean, the one that's obviously the most insane. Yeah, but they have Vice's essentially essentially being like here's the alternative tech for you to try and the first one is discords yeah they go if yeah yeah if they go if twitter's too rough for you why don't you go on a discord server what are you what kind of crazy shit is this yeah i go have you guys been on many disc i mean i'm there there must be some safer discords that are

I'm sure if you're in the puppy discord but like discords are the wild west well discord actually kind of very recently has been trying to crack down where they're saying if you do something off of discord we can take away your discord we'll kick you off of discord for something you did on youtube

well I guess they can take away your discord but if you're just a random person in a discord there isn't probably that much oh no i think that too like if but i don't know how they would what do they say so what did discord they just basically did one of those policies with here like look if you for example get like uh convicted for the january 6th of like inciting a thing and they know that you have a discord account they'll just not your discord they'll just like ban you like they would ban you on twitter like you know so maybe they are trying to be the alternative to yeah except you can't go viral on twitter so instant or on discord so instantly it's not a completely different thing yeah the moment you take away that whole town

square element it's the opposite of town square it's all these tiny towns that don't interact with each other people like the town square of twitter because they like arguing and you can quote quote tweet people you don't like and everyone sees that you quote tweeted it absolutely you can block people it's a power trip for everyone everyone involved likes it because they like fighting it's good time yeah they gave all these and one of them they still basically discord and then one of the ones they're saying that uh hey if you don't like it may potentially what you could do is start your own yeah i mean the classic this is what vice magazine says if you don't like if you're at you could do is start your own. Yeah, I mean the classic. This is what Vice Magazine says if you don't like.

If you're at home right now and you're having a really hard time because of this whole Twitter thing and you go, I don't know what I'm going to do. My identity lives on Twitter. I'm a verified blogger. That's a big part of my, all my profile pictures on Tinder are just my check mark,

then closer my check mark, then closer my check mark, then closer my check mark. So that's your whole identity, right? And they would go, what they said about starting your own. So they did give advice and they said, this might be the hardest option. Starting a Discord might be easier than starting your own Twitter.

Your own Twitter, yeah. I mean, look at the struggle with True Social right now. He's fucking filing millions of dollars and he's not even there. But you can do it. Yeah, you can do it if you're a blogger that's upset that Elon Musk owns Twitter. I like that super left-wing vice is giving the advice that just all the conservatives on Twitter to everybody who's melting down. They go, why don't you go start your own?

Yeah, and they're sort of saying, we should actually start our own Twitter. That's a good idea. We should learn to code. It's so crazy, right? They wrote this. But it's worth, they go, it's the hardest option. But it's worth thinking about it. It's worth giving it a bit of a gander, right?

If you really like direct control over how you interface with social media, it's worth giving it a shot. Yeah. So, I mean. I'm surprised their next thing is not just like, have you heard of this thing called 8chan? That's a fun place. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You go there. If you're having trouble on Twitter, if you think that there's going to be too much misinformation now there's a certain thing called 32chan one of them is actually forums have you heard of how about the Infowars message board this is Vice's voice

mental Vice's advice your options are if you want potentially to go into a discord start your own internet the Infow into a Discord, start your own internet, the InfoWars chat room. Maybe start your own newspaper. freespeech.tv. Yeah, that's probably taken.

But start your own newspaper. And the best was the last one, actually. Well, they're not done with this one. They say Darius Kazemi, who runs an international small social media site called Friend Camp, has written a detailed guide on how you can also start your own friend camp so and you could also use mastodon uh and other social media sites so if you want to start friend camp um i mean it sounds like elon actually this is kind of what he will be doing is he's going to make he's going to open up the code for twitter and you're going to be able to make your own little yeah yeah yeah like you'll be able to make a twitter that's like kind of your thing that's the whole thing right so and their last option oh yeah this is when you're

gonna say talk to your friends and family in real life yeah like have you ever met twitter users you know it's a good replacement for uh just being like angry all the time on twitter just go talk to your mom in real life i know it's like you're right it is all the advice it's like yeah you're right people on twitter shouldn't be having a meltdown over Twitter. They should just have their normal life that is a bigger component. This is like a Babylon Bee article. Honestly, this is like a Babylon Bee article about advice about what to do when you're fucking or getting-

It's crazy, right? Losing your Twitter. Yeah. Just like, you know, if you have a really sharp take, tell your mom, have her call all her friends, tell them, have them call their friends. friends yeah you could go viral that way yeah move to another country for example lock yourself into a bunker but that no that's the next one they're gonna say buy guns and get a bunker yeah yeah patriot supplies yeah and get a box so what you can do is if you're having trouble with twitter what you could potentially do is get a bucket of patriot supplies in a bunker which will be good for four days and sort of pull an encino man yeah

you think laura loomer's gonna get her fucking thing back that's the big question is if people get their stuff back you know there must be i mean this kind of seems like it must be the point but you know who was uh i think a lot of people were pointing this out online, but there's a lot of sort of conservative people that are probably really popular because all the spicy conservative people got kicked off. Of course. Do you know what I mean? Like if you think about it,

the Daily Wire guys, they say sort of spicy stuff, but they're still sort of, you know, they're not getting kicked off. They're on YouTube. They're a big corporation. You know what I mean? Yeah. Whereas all the other, like it's almost like they're competent. kicked off. They're on YouTube. They're a big corporation. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Whereas all the other, like, it's almost like they're competent. It almost is a good business model to be that, you know, spicy conservative guy because they kick off all your competition. For sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I imagine they'll all be back on there. Well, that's an interesting thing, though.

Because I don't know what Laura Loomis is. Because you're right. Look, if Alex Jones was on Twitter, who would want to follow some of these, you know, Dave Rubin? Yeah. I guess maybe just people follow anyone. Yeah, people follow. They'll follow them all. But yeah.

I guess it's not either or. Yeah, exactly. But that'll be wild if Alex Jones comes back on. He's got to be careful, though. I think they've. Ladies and gentlemen, Alex Jones. Did he just go... And then they've had...

The other one more advice take is they said... They had an article where they say, sex workers hope that Elon Musk will leave them alone on Twitter, which just shows them... He's not paying attention. Yes, he's going to do that. That's what I mean. It's like, how do you call yourself a

journalist i mean whatever but how can you they were writing an article on this thing and then be like sex workers might be in dangerous by this guy who says he's going to allow more stuff on the platform i mean in terms of what are you talking i don't know if you saw me post this but the journalism but i had someone fucking message me from business insider i hope you're good because i'm a big fan of your sex work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they messaged me being like, hey, I'm doing a piece.

Oh, yeah, I saw that. What happened? I didn't respond back, but she was like, I'm doing a piece on people who are impersonating Elon Musk. Do you want to? And I'm like, are you an idiot? Like, what makes you think I'm impersonating him?

It's not like my fucking avatar is this thing. You changed your name to Elon Musk. Elon Musk is violence as a joke for the rest of the joke or whatever. But I'm like, are you like, that is what these journalists are they're like 25 years old that's the level that they understand yeah they see this stuff dude i'm getting by the way right now maybe yeah maybe 30 dms a day from people who think i'm elon musk they go they're all like fucking they're all what do they say you're a fucking idiot no give twitter back no they all want money but they're like yeah they're all like please mr

musk um like i see you're a great man all this stuff like could you really yeah and then they're like but i'm like how do you think i'm elon musk is that so if you if you're a billionaire is that what you get all day long oh he's oh he's he's like just saying support my go fund me is that kind of the idea no they're just some people are like i'm an entrepreneur but i don't have enough money a bunch of them are like crypto stuff i can't get off the ground has that ever worked for someone no you may yeah yeah that is the ultimate half-baked idea where you go one one of them was this guy list on your thing you watch like the wrong gary v style video it's like you gotta take shots.

Yeah. Yeah. Kind of. One of them, my favorite one was this. You should tell them you're giving them money. No, I don't want to fuck with them like that. But one of them was here with this guy who was American. Cause a lot of them are from like overseas and stuff.

But this guy was American. He goes, yo dude. He's like, how crazy would it be if you just gave me 20 grand right now? Like that's how he said it. Yo, if you're in France. Yo, he goes, how fucking crazy would it be if you just gave me 20 grand? That's the dude. Like, wouldn't it be fucking wild if you just blew me right now? You're a chick, yo.

You're nuts. You know what I mean? Yeah, the girl's like, yo, fucking snowing out in June. That's pretty crazy. You don't want to be even fucking crazy if you just gave me head right now. Just, yo, show the world. Tell your parents who's boss. Show them that you don't follow the rules.

But seriously, I'm getting so many messages right now interesting i am elon musk it'd be good to change your name to sean king and see what kind of fucking stuff comes in i would love that so sean king had my third favorite uh guess who's black black again yeah sean king's black sean king's black tell your friends well he said at its, this is the fourth thing. So those are the three. And then it said, at its root, Elon Musk wanting to purchase Twitter is not about left versus right. It's about white power. The man was raised on apartheid by a white nationalist.

He's upset that Twitter won't allow white nationalists to target harassed people. That's his definition of free speech. Do you think that the Indian CEO is looking in the thing, painting his face white and putting a Klan hood on now? Yeah. He goes, this is the new normal. That's what Elon Musk was doing. He was just looking at a Klan hood and he's staring that and he goes, I'm going to fucking buy Twitter.

Fucking fuck this shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was looking around and he's seeing all the funny because most of the social media

places, I guess, are owned by white guys. Right. Because it's like all like Silicon Valley tech. Yeah. Yeah. Right. If you think Facebook, Twitter was, right? So that would be... Well, at least the CEO.

You know, it's one thing being like, we need more white people to take back basketball. That's another thing to be like, there's not enough white guys that run social media sites. Sam Kong, Sean King's like, the guy that owned it before was a white guy. Yeah.

And then so he's been doubling down. Sean King's a fucking... Yeah, but guy. Yeah. And then so he's been doubling down. Sean King's a fucking. Yeah, but if you look at his thing, he's been doubling down. He goes, you know, I'm trending again on Twitter because people don't like to hear the truth, you know? Man. He belongs on Truth Social with the truth bombs that he's dropping. A lot of re-truthing. Dude, he's lost everybody.

Like he doesn't even like even black people. I think he has less support from the black community than the white community at this point. Yeah. They're all just like, this guy is really suspect. You're right. Because I think that white girl types probably still, they don't know if it's up to them to ever say a black man's lying. Exactly.

They're not dialed in enough. But they also might think it's not their right. It's not up to me to decide the truth or untruth of a black man's statement. Yeah, but black people are done with Sean King. Yeah, well, another funny thing about Trump, because he's been doing his tour sort of to promote social. And he basically, this is the article that, which I kind of missed when people were writing their articles about him,

but it says Yahoo News did this article where it's his latest attack on megan merkel because he called prince harry whipped so trump said that prince harry's whipped and sort of whipped people into a bit of a tizzy yeah he's whipped and people go do you know that that's you know what that's short for like people are like losing their fucking minds well it's a term to if you're not familiar with the term whipped it's a term to denigrate a partner for being too in love with a woman there is no common equivalent for a man being too in uh in uh enraptured by a man so i guess that you know term for uh when a woman has a man that's can you know controlling what happens is everyone gathers around her and the guy becomes the public enemy

of the universe probably did you know that pussy whipped whipped is also gender neutral too yeah but did you know that in america based off of donut underscore eu hashtag black lives matter that uh pussy whipped in america is the most offensive thing you can say to a man while being the most offensive thing you can say about a woman right yeah okay you couldn't you can't say anything more offensive that's the top it's the top that's what nothing worse says donut underscore you black lives matter interesting yeah that's a it's a tag it is it is because you don't see as much as trump anymore that people really just chop up they are like just the fine tooth comb i love them you know he goes whipped and someone goes that might be something they found something they're happy that's an article

right there he said whipped back to the glory days they come in and you know, he goes whipped and someone goes, that might be something. They found something, they're happy with it. That might be, that's an article right there. He said whipped. Back to the glory days. They come in. And you know, they're going, because we make this, because whipping is like with slavery.

Oh, they've tried that. Is there a race angle here? If they could, they would. They've not been able to. Yeah, yeah. That's what they go, I don't know, but we can figure it out.

Definitely. Yeah. So moving on from the whole Twitter debacle. We'll just talk about this for a quick second because I did the Johnny Depp video this week. But anyone who's not watching some of this trial, it is incredible.

It's insane. It might be one of the best trials that's ever happened. And it's funny because, so basically Johnny Depp, he's suing this girl for defamation and she's kind of suing him back and whatever. But the funny part, I guess if you you break it down they're both going out there and airing out all of their laundry right i don't understand why these trials are even televised it seems like if i was going to sue someone he asked for it you get to choose no so how does that even work it's the it's up to like the judge and it's

an american thing if they said hey uh we're going to televise the whole thing. I go, I don't want to sue anymore. Yeah, yeah. It's I think because there's a public element, but I think he pushed for it very hard. He goes, I want this. He won't. Because it's like has to do with his. So is that why he's playing?

It's so cool because he knows he's on camera. Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. That was smart of him then. OK, so I take back my comment. So this was Johnny Depp being tactical. That's from what I've read is that it was a tactical move to televise it.

Well, they basically lived like how I did when I was 25. It was always, you know, shitting on each other, yelling and screaming. Cleveland steamers right and left, smashing stuff at walls. You know what I mean? Yeah. Very much like 25-year-old that we love each other,

but we hate each other. And we're, who the fuck is in your phone you know oh all that stuff for sure and you're like it's a tough life for john adept well my one favorite clip was why i wanted to bring it up is they basically uh had the girl come in and she's yelling at him this and that and he goes shut up fat ass he calls her fat ass you See the Marilyn Manson thing? Yeah. He drugged Marilyn Manson. That was him playing it.

I am in it up for the cameras. He says, I drug Marilyn Manson to shut him up. To shut him up. Cause he wouldn't stop talking. Yeah. Well, I would say that.

I think Marilyn Manson can now use that to be like, Hey, you know, all those like allegations against me. I was drugged by Johnny Depp. I don't remember any of it. He should. Yeah.

So do you think he's going to win or lose? Depp? What's your prediction? Well, I think this, I think really what's happening is it's how the court of public opinion plays out. Because even if he wins,

he's not getting any money. She doesn't have $50 million. You don't think he's getting a settlement money that she doesn't pay? What money does she have? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, maybe he wins,

gets a settlement. So this is why he's doing it. But he gets no money because she doesn't have. What money does she have? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, maybe he wins, gets a settlement. So this is why he's doing it. But he gets no money because she doesn't have it. But more importantly, I think what's happening is he's winning in the court of public opinion

and he's trying to say this is for his image overall, which is working, I think. That's a good take. Yeah, I think he's like, it is working for him. He's winning the public opinion thing, which will mean that,

like, you know, studios might say, hey, everybody actually loves Johnny Depp now. He's going to make the money back now that he can be the pirate again. Exactly. Well, the biggest things to me was there was a lot of ex-girlfriends

and all of them came out and said that he's never hit that. Yeah, he's never hit that. And usually when a guy probably, I think it's probably if you looked at all the statistics, someone doesn't hit their first girl at 55 or whatever how old he is.

You know what I mean? Yeah, also she shit in his bed. I think that i think that's literally you go here's uh evidence a photo of shit in the bed you go yeah case closed this is it we're done here what else is there to do yeah she's she's crazy he's well the text that should not be a fucking three-week trial if you were on her side there was some things like his text that's like i'm gonna fucking bury her and but he's kidding obviously but i'm sure that there's some people like his text that's like, I'm going to fucking bury her. But he's kidding, obviously. But I'm sure that there's some people that would interpret that as not or whatever. He's mad kidding kind of thing, right? Yeah. But you're right.

But also she cut off his finger. She cut off the tip of his finger. Shit in his bed. I'm like, that's all. The nerve of suing someone after you cut off their finger. Like you better have fucking Rihanna photos of your face. Just like look like you just got stung by 50 bees. Okay, so that's the other point.

There's no ex-girlfriends corroborated and there was no photo. And then on top of that, she said, I use this type of makeup to cover it up. And then the makeup company came out and said that makeup never existed at that time, which was a crazy move. Yeah, this is... Well, you probably... That's what... You pay these big bucks to these lawyers and that's what they do.

They go to the makeup company. I didn't mean crazy. I meant like wild. Oh, yeah, yeah, well, you probably, that's what, like, you pay these big bucks to these lawyers, and that's what they do. They go to the makeup company. I didn't mean crazy. I meant, like, wild. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. But, I mean, I think this is so, like, obvious. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that he's just like, yeah, you can fucking. But do you think he'll win in the court of real court, not just the court of public opinion?

I would think so, but I don't know. I don't know how that, like, burden of proof. You don't want to make a prediction. You're is it like well no is it is it um reasonable like can you if any reasonable doubt is it like a criminal thing right because civil trials criminal trials it's probably less civil trials are literally just 51 percent like likelihood and then you win yeah but criminal it's it has to be 100 so i don't know if it If it's civil, for sure. Yeah, civil, for sure. Now he wants to make a decision after I've made mine. No, no.

I'm saying if it was a criminal thing, no. Not a criminal thing. Then yeah. He's for sure 51%. Now he thinks he's going to win. She's shitting his bed. Here you have it. Danny on paper says Johnny Depp will win.

This is a prediction that he has made. Inked in stone. If she doesn't win, Danny a prediction that he has made. Inked in stone. Yeah. If she doesn't win, Danny will admit that he was wrong after making such a bold prediction.

There is a, it is a weird thing though. There is some damage being, even though he's helping his image, a lot of the admitting is there. The hammer and the image done. You know,

like you, you know the whole that, you know, movie stars are secretive and you don't know much about them and that's kind of like why they're interesting and now you're like,

you're really just getting into the nitty gritty here. Yeah, they're one of two ways. They're secretive or they're outwardly political. Yeah, and yeah, it's helping him a bit from not being like an abuser. Like he's not, people don't think he's like, you know, assaulting his wife, but then they're also like,

he's kind of like a bitch. Why is he a bitch? Well, just like, I don't know, a bitch, but it's just just like you think he should have hit her no he just comes on paper this is on record danny polishak this is what he thinks yay just fucking to the moon you know just fucking ralph cramden style you ever see that uh do you ever see that um meme with the guy avoiding the lasers that's you avoiding making your predictions on this well i'm just i think it's uh people might think he's a bitch oh do you think people think he's a bitch i mean do you think more of him now do you think now you watch as you go fucking johnny depp really

just leveled up a little yeah really well i think he seems like more human and like kind of yeah people think he's funny people think he's cool i mean i think it could this could have went worse for him and i do think people think a little higher of him. I don't think you're watching this saying he's a bitch. I think as far as the girl yelling at you, I mean, he's still walking around. Have you seen the videos of him clunking around the house, like smashing cabinets?

No, no, no. I haven't, to be honest. I've only seen the court. I've only seen the court. My girl is brilliant, too. She's like, I love Johnny Depp. Compilations are good. Yeah, people are liking him.

That's why Danny doesn't like Johnny De dev right now because his girl no your chick likes johnny your chicks keep showing memes like look how fucking sick and buffy is and you're like if anything people probably think he's a bitch getting fucking my uh jack sparrow costume for halloween yeah yeah yeah he shows up in a scarf i get i get the mascara it's all running it's just like i've been crying you're gonna show up in a scarf. I get the mascara. It's all running. It's just like I've been crying so much. You're going to show up in a scarf. I'm Jack Sparrow.

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in love with tractors that was nothing worse right is you could pinpoint the moment i remember that was like in style where his heart breaks i was like the girl in toronto whose son wouldn't pee sitting it's very similar she's like my son he he refuses to pee sitting down yeah yeah force him because i don't want to fuck his head up hey what's going on with this uh hey daddy can i have a tractor it's like over my dead body why well because that's it's a little something called uh dumping off a load of the patriarchy in my house do you know by the way so this guy's a big stay-at-home dad or whatever and i learned a term what's up uh do you know what a bug man is no i'm a bug chaser so apparently girls

have been using this to uh talk shit about guys oh or vice versa i don't really know the entire term but hello bug man so a bug man is a guy that can't do any real things like for example a guy that was like works as a marketer or whatever but he doesn't know how to fix the shelf and he couldn't do any real things he wouldn't know how to shovel the driveway yeah he doesn't know how to uh you know put together a tv or something like that he's not a man but i think we're bug men. Bug men? I could do it. I'm less of a bug man than you. That's the thing. You think that you're not a bug.

You're a bug man in denial. I can do some stuff. Well, I choose not to be a bug. That's the thing. What are you, a spider? Well, no. You eat the bugs? See, the difference between some people and me

is bug men's the life that I've chosen. I love how you're turning it into like, it's bug men now. It's not bug man. It's bug men. Well, girls have girls have been using it like oh this guy can't even do a shelf and i go yeah you're right i don't want to fucking fix shit yeah um i have a make i have a good uh i have a good job i don't need to fix yeah i also don't drive my own car either i get an uber yeah i'm a fucking king shit i have a chauff chauffeur. I also have a chauffeur. A chauffeur. Yeah.

Different chauffeurs. So I've been saying any girl that doesn't want to cook and stuff like that, clean calling her a bug woman. I'm going to start calling my girlfriend a bug woman. That's where I was getting with this whole thing, right? So anytime your girl doesn't want to make dinner or something like that, you call her a bug woman. You're going to get her like one of those fucking like a hat like a maybe a ladybug hat get her a ladybug hat to put on you want to make dinner put the hat on yeah yeah you have two

choices make dinner it's the new dunce cap yeah so calling your girl a bug woman if she doesn't want to do it like she doesn't want to do the dishes call her a bug woman i like that one if she doesn't want to you know clean the sheets put the bug woman. I like that one. If she doesn't want to, you know, clean the sheets, put the comforter on. It's like, okay, I didn't know I was living with a bug woman. Let me just get some insect repellent. So that's how you flip that one around. I've been trying to call guys that don't want to put together fucking shelves. And yeah, sorry.

You don't want to, uh, you know, it's weird. I want to retar my driveway. Yeah. It's weird. That was bug man. Cause before it was just man. They go, you're just not a man. Right. Now just man. They go, you're just not a man. Right.

Now they go, you're just a bug man. I guess there's that. I don't know what even the thing is. I guess they're saying that you have flimsy arms or something like that. Well, anyways,

this dad's a bug man. And he says, all my life, I've prided myself on blurring gender lines. But when my young son started to gravitate towards the very thing i'd shunned i wasn't sure what to do and i sort of relate to this bug man life because my dad also when i was very young forced me to take ballet

and then he used to come in and then i go out and want to dance and he would shoot my feet with guns. And he goes, dance, boy. He goes, yeah. He was a very masculine way to not enforce gender roles. They said, you're going to dance, boy. And I'm like, dad, I just want to play hockey. He goes, you're going to dance? I'm going to make you dance.

Put your dress on, boy. I go, dad, he goes, this ain't no gender role household. Oh, you did? This is a progressive household, boy. I go, Dad. He goes, this ain't no gender role household. Oh, you did? This is a progressive household. Click. This is a progressive household. Click, click, click.

And he turned the gun sideways, too, and he shot it. Oh, he's a little sassy. Yeah. So I can also relate to living in a household where gender roles were very frowned upon. Yeah. Anything. Chopped off my dick at a young age then when I

turned 18 they said it was my choice to put it back on they didn't say they you know they let me choose my gender but they did it reverse because other people they go you start with a dick

and then you you know we'll let you choose your gender when you're 18 my household they chopped off the dick and they say if you choose to be a boy when you're 18 that's your right they

just put it in a fucking pickle jar just sits on top of the mantle and it goes we're gonna give you the key to the lock of that jar when you turn 18 if you're 18, that's your right. They just put it in a fucking pickle jar. Just sits on top of the mantle and he goes, we're going to give you the key to the lock of that jar when you turn 18. If you turn 18. You just fucking. And you just.

You just tap the glass when you're a kid. You go, hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. It's a fucking goldfish. Yeah. And then they go, you know, every couple of years they check in. They go, what are you thinking? What are you leaning towards?

You going to put that bad boy on? I just don't like peeing in this bag all the time. And every time I said that i didn't want to yeah dad i don't want to do the ballet he would walk in with the pickle jar and put the gun to the pickle he'd put the gun to the pickle we could do this the easy way or we could do this the hard way okay i'll do the pirouette i'll do the pirou. So after turning two years old, my son started demanding that he only wanted to wear tractor shirts. And my mind spiraled into darkness. So that's when the girl comes home and she,

yeah, what's going on? He goes, I'm having a bad day. Okay. This guy must've been having a rough day with his friends. You want to get a drink? He just sits there,

you know, the old mug, like in a saloon style. And he goes, what happened to you? Yeah, I lost all my money in the crypto market. And they what happened to you he goes fuck don't get me started son's trying to wear a shirt with a tractor on it yeah over his fucking warm glass of kombucha

yeah this guy this guy looks like he does like open mic deaf poetry for sure yeah he's got like the kind of like the side where like the skateboard hat you know like he goes this is what this way he starts his poetry. He goes, I have a poem that I'm going to start that is only actually one word. Man, woman, that will be all. Because the way that I see it, that was just one word. You go, oh, you said two words. You go the way I see it.

I didn't see two words because it was the same word. And then in the middle of it you just hear someone fucking break on a pool table because people are playing pool in the back yeah yeah yeah men

woman what's the difference am I a man am I a woman the sports games on in the background shut the fuck up shut the fuck up loser shut up

loser user are we all abusers yeah yeah yeah so that's what he's up to shut the fuck up shut the fuck up loser shut up loser user are we all abusers yeah yeah yeah so that's what he's up to I envisioned him on a football field when he's

you know when he's spiraling so he's at the bar spiraling of what his son might become if he lets this tractor business

continue right he goes I envisioned him on a football field barreling through mega muscled opponents I imagine him on a football field, barreling through mega-muscled opponents. I imagine him waxing a sports car on a warm summer

day. I think this guy might be gay for his kid. I think he might be gay for his kid. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. He goes just in a fucking tight wife beater. Just covered in oil. Glistening. When my son told me he wanted to wear a tractor,

I pictured him nude, frolicking through the field with 19 other muscle men, lifting weights, grunting, slowly looking at each other, making eye contact. A woman shows up. They send her away. It's just men time. Disgusting.

The clock ticks. Everyone knows it. 8 p.m. The sauna opens oh this guy writes so lame too he goes her comment stabbed into me like he really is for sure a picture two a picture two chiseled dudes greek gods rubbing oil on each other's backs manly stretching each other's calves out one guy slips touches the guy's inner thigh oops this is my worst he looks him in the eyes and they both without blinking he says whoops they

start staring they move closer together all because of the truck yeah yeah i don't know what this guy's getting on about yeah he's uh not that big of a deal pal three and a half years ago when i became a stay-at-home dad my bias skyrocketed bug man yeah he's a bit of a bug man so basically what happened was he became a stay-at-home dad and that's when he really started to hate gender roles he hated them before but when he started that's when he really got into the hating gender roles do it why even though he's the opposite of like because he's over compensating right because basically anyone with a job, he's like, look at this guy,

he just hates gender. Probably his wife too, looks like she would legit be like a diversity consultant. Yeah, kind of a little. Yeah. But basically he's sort of, he's been,

because he's got this job as a stay-at-home dad, right? This gig. And then he sees the other person, like someone comes in to fix the sink and he's like, oh, look who, Mr. Man. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Because he's a bug man, so someone comes in to, you know, landscape or something like that, move boulders around, glistening. And then he's moving the boulder around. He goes, oh, do you want some lemonade, Mr. Big Man?

So he's very overcompensating. Yeah, he's got some issues. My son was born in new york on the bedroom floor of the apartment i shared with my wife and minutes after his arrival we took turns cuddling him against our chests so she has him against her boobs and he's like i can put him against my boobs too he goes give my son my bosom yeah he's very set on getting rid of these gender roles right my wife always wanted to make a joke, which she wasn't happy about the joke. Even soon after giving birth,

bragged that she had a connection with her new baby son that I could never attain because a man couldn't bond with babies like women could. And she was joking about this, but it really stuck with him. You know what I mean? That's fucked up. He goes, I was determined.

I wanted to create a bond stronger than any parent had ever achieved. But I told myself that to do so I needed to distance myself from anything that was deemed masculine so basically there's one little barb from her and he goes I need to be the best woman that I could possibly be I need to be the best woman

she kind of said this thing I'm going gonna mother the fuck out of this kid i'm gonna be the best mom you've ever seen pal pal no sorry pal he slaps himself well that's one of those things like she he comes on when his wife has the game on and he like he closes his eyes and walks towards the tv holding you know with his with his eyes so he doesn't have to see it before turning it off. He goes, honey, I bought a strap on. I'd like to be pegged. Exactly, right? Yeah.

So he would, you know, even driving a car, he crashes on purpose just to sort of... You know, so he's had a real time with that. And he goes, I was going to create the best thing and I was going to be his mom. So it sort of seems almost a little like a good old fashioned, mom off, mom off. He probably sees

lesbian parents. He goes, it's so sick. That's so fucking sick, dude. He's sort of walking around the house in an apron and heels, nothing else on,

having a mom off. She's vacuuming. He vacuums with a little bit of a bigger vacuum, less phallic looking. What do you think the odds are that he just ends up being trans? Probably at some point, yeah.

I mean, he's basically decided that he's going to live his life as a mom instead of a dad. Yeah. But I'm not going to change anything. But basically, it's because gender roles don't exist. It's a good old-fashioned mom-off. She tries to do anything. She's packing lunch.

He's beside her trying to pack lunch a little quicker. It's like a business downfire situation, sort of, right? Yeah. He's getting really competitive at home. Anything mom like she does, he can do it better. Yeah, yeah. To the point where she's just going to leave him for just a regular guy. She thought she wanted the...

Mr. Progressive. The feminine man. Bug man. And then the bug man. And then it turns out she goes, yeah, I just want a regular guy. It's just too much. Yeah, it seems a bit much that I came home and I started cleaning the mirror and he runs in and bumps me out of the way and starts cleaning it.

Never lets me do laundry. He's crocheting. He's just doing all the things. Yeah, well, she's walking to the laundromat and he just runs up behind her and then drop kicks her. He takes the thing and runs over like it's a video game of who could do the most mom chores. Michael Jackson, Moonwalker style.

Yeah. It was a good game. It was a great game. Yeah. Michael Jackson Moonwalker style. Yeah. It was a good game. It was a great game.

Yeah. When my mom-in-law brought my son a coverall with footballs on it, I shoved it into the depths of our closet, never to be found. I was expecting her to be like, can I punch her in her stupid fucking face? Oh, she probably got a talking to of a millennial. Yeah, probably he did it in front of the kids.

He was like, I don't want to make a thing. Female son, go to your room. Female son, can you please go to your room? Female wife, can you also go to your room female son could you please go to your room female wife could you also go to your room i have to talk with my mother i'd like to have a spot yeah a little bit of a talk with my mother-in-law everyone goes the door he goes what the fuck yeah he goes what the fuck is this shit are you fucking serious with this football stuff i don't know if you know but we're raising our kid to have two moms and he also be a mom one day and a woman hopefully so he's basically

he's real bugging out here he's bugmaning out and that's a bunch eh yeah by the way the photo that is directly above that there's he has a photo of his kid it says i paraded him through the park while he rolled his baby doll down the sidewalk in its stroller the kid looks yeah the kid like it's like a photo you go like this kid looks like he's being abused like i like honestly like we're like pick up your doll we're like joking and all this stuff and then you see this photo you go like oh this is actually kind of sad bit of a sad situation yeah he goes i want to play with my i want to punch my tractor he goes yeah here's your baby doll yeah well then he calls his mother-in-law he goes i hope you're

fucking happy yeah yeah but like the kid looks Now he's trying to be a boy. He looks legitimately... You see this photo and you're like, I feel bad. He will wear flowers and that's what he looks like. He doesn't look happy. Well, yeah, you've got your two-year-old son. Other kids are playing with tractors and he's walking around in a floral dress against his will.

Yeah, pushing a fucking baby in a little girl. Like a fucking Polly Pocket. I've never seen ever a two-year year old boy just pushing a fucking baby. That's like what girls are into. How good is that on the, yeah, that's him opening his stroller for Christmas. But it's like the kid comes in,

he goes, I hope you bought me that basketball net that I hoped for. And he walks in, it's like obviously wrapped up stroller because you can, it's pretty obvious what he goes. He goes, maybe it is. Maybe it isn't.

He goes, yeah, you may see it's like a Barbie doll wrapped up and you, it's pretty obvious what he has he goes maybe it is maybe it isn't he goes yeah you may see it's like a barbie doll wrapped up and you it's pretty obvious what it is oh what is this a gi joe yeah those guys don't have racks like that he says once my son could walk i prayed him to the park when he asked to watch clips of construction equipment so this son is fucking it almost does prove the point that whatever you a little bit the more you you know it's kind of when you push kids to be christian a lot of times they become the opposite they go one way or the other but uh yeah but there is this biological element but you like dude my niece like they no no no no no i'm i agree with that but i'm saying depending on your

personality pushing someone really hard goes one way or the other. Oh, yeah. If you force your kid to play golf every day, they either end up really going all in on it the way that you force them, or they don't even want to look at a golf ball, right? It kind of goes one way or the other, right? Oh, this guy's going to be like a fucking crazy. This kid, when he grows up, is going to be like the most insane womanizer on earth. Man's man.

Yeah, yeah. He's going to be never not holding, like throwing a, he's going to always be working in man's man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's going to be never not hold, like throwing a, he's going to always be working in a baseball mat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every time he sees his dad when he's in the dog,

he's going to be like fucking making French and shit. He's never not working in a baseball mat even at the doctor. The doctor tells him to take off his clothes, takes the clothes off,

picks the mitt back up and while the doctor is giving him a prostate exam, he's still working in the mitt. Doctor's like, can you just put the mitt down for a second he goes no you put the fucking midi i ain't no fucking girl i ain't no girl well when he asked to watch some clips of the construction equipment i mindlessly pressed play but when he demanded the shirts i felt like i'd failed him i pride myself in blurring the gender lines blur gender lines so sort of the new robin thick song

yeah robin thin he goes take this poly pocket i know you want it it's time it's time for your stroller i know you want it that's just that's this kid's anthem it's really sad because the photo of him with like in the truck and he looks so happy. And then the photo of the kid with the fucking stroller and he looks so upset. Yeah, we're going to... And this guy's showing this up being like, this is parenting. And you're like, you're abusing this kid. And for your birthday, it's an apron.

I know you want it. I know you want it. Blurred gender lines, ladies and gentlemen. So his heart's been breaking for this. Although I'd like to believe I'm a special guy because I'm a stay-at-home who

breaks through gender boxes. Sort of a hero, right? But it turns out he's not a hero. And he goes, if he pulled this

off, he would have been so happy. If he saw the sun, he goes, hey, dad, I'm actually tired of playing with the trucks. Would you mind if I

bake some banana bread? And then he walks to the mirror and he looks at himself and he goes, there's a hero lies in you. I always tell you this, but we had a guy at school named You Hero. And we used to say that he picks up girls. I can't be you hero, baby. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, there something uh even better going on a utah college offers a porn course saying that hardcore pornography is as american as apple pie signing up signing up yeah is that the opposite of gender studies this is one of those there's

gonna be like everybody's gonna sign up for this be like he's gonna the best they're gonna show up it's all guys and like this is the worst thing i've ever been to yeah yeah everybody's like looking around and they're like can we like cut the lights a bit i get to go watch fucking porn in class with some hot chick we're trying to hell yeah who was like super sex positive like you know the crazy sex positive you missus yeah yeah yeah college is gonna be the yeah i'm gonna empower myself with 19 guys tonight you know what i was thinking about it and you're gonna empower me and you're gonna empower me and you're gonna empower me look under your seats you took a bottle of lube you walk into class like you know like they use this like handout like a syllabus

it's just like fucking here's your box of kleenex here's your box but this is when they say that uh you know those things every now and then where it's like this is what republicans think that you're doing it's like but they're not teaching you anything in these schools and they go okay i'm gonna go to my son's class and see what i'm gonna go to my daughter's you know first year university class and see what she's learning and you walk in there's just two fucking dudes railing on the screen you go here's the steam pouring out of your ears kids today we're gonna be covering videos that uh do airtight yeah but you know what the thing is with this if you look into the article it is a very from a progressive lens you know what i mean as opposed to what's a teacher who's a bro yeah a teacher who's a bro yeah he goes see how he's fucking feeding it to her like that

that's how you fucking want to do it that's gonna be on the test people the teacher does he calls out attendance and he goes all right chad and then he goes here and then he comes and gives him a pound he gives every student a pound when he finds out they're there i guess you're right that's obviously how this course is shaking down all right thanks everyone for coming to class oh no no no everybody put on your beer helmets we're gonna watch some fucking porno all right welcome to you know pornography class aka hail the dogs don't everyone in class in unison okay pull your dicks out all right everyone get the sticks out okay so you're probably right that you think you can major in this? I don't know if you can major in it,

but I think it's just the one course. But if it goes well, I'm sure you... I'm sure there's some loser trying to write their PhD thesis on porn right now, though. Yeah. That's the thing, too. It's not even softcore pornography where they go like, you know,

there's like an artistic element of softcore pornography. It's straight up hardcore pornography. Yeah, you're watching just like straight up some chick get railed yeah I'd be sick if there at least

was one girl in class you got to sit beside her and you're shouldering her a little like huh no I mean one girl and then every guy just like surround her

yeah just sort of whispering her ear that'd be nice huh yeah so what do you think of that is that you like that realistic or

what do you think do you like that move or don't like that move do you want to be partners or do you think yeah okay we're gonna do group projects everybody partner up everyone diving for the girl we will all watch pornographic films together and discuss the sexualization of race class and gender as an experimental radical art form yeah so there's a sort of you basically see the meme it's like the seven black guys just reeling white women and then they go why yeah well because this woman is paying for

being a colonizer this see the person who made you know ebony sluts 45 is proving the white women need to learn a lesson for the role that they've played in colonization. And that lesson right now is taking the place of in the form of sexual domineering. I love it's on campus, too. This isn't like a fucking distance education class. I guess you wouldn't get shit done. Everybody fire up your porn hub. In Gang Bang Sluts 45, how big was the dong of the guy with the Confederate flag do-rag? You think it's for the class, do you?

So for this class, you're going to need a Pornhub premium subscription. We've secured a discount, a student discount for all students in the course. So make sure you sign up for that. All right, guys. Going to hand out the hustlers. Going to hand out the hustler magazines doing a little bit of a og uh today are there a couple of pages that stick together yeah i tell you that fucking textbook ain't gonna be one of the ones where you know people just had textbooks i've never opened the textbook this would be like you can't open this textbook the class titled film 3000

porn will be offered to students for two credits from may 9th to june 4th at westminster call college so that's going to be the pervious teacher of all time and they say our approach to this billion dollar industry is both a cultural phenomenon that reflects and reinforces sexual inequities so they found a way to make this class fucking suck of course you know no i mean the ultimate would be if it turns out there's actually you watch no pornography it's just a total act it was a trick to get you in there yeah yeah they get you in there they go they go okay well i know everyone thought we were watching porn this is actually a gender study how do you fail the porn class yeah that's it you go fuck this fucking porn class is killing me i'm i'm studying mom i'm studying that actually is true though kids get busted you

go mom i'm studying for my test your mom because as you go i'm coming up there you better be watching porn right now you're not watching fucking porn that's it you're you're out of school you're going to work that's a progressive household They got the tutor Coming over And fucking teaching Porn class I'm coming up there You better be watching

Inclusive porn Yeah This is like One of those fucking Like hot Like a porn Just like the hot Fucking milf

Yeah so they're Going to talk about I'll tell you what This sexual progressive porn Probably won't talk about The gender pay gap Of how much OnlyFans make Bad Bobby making

Fucking 45 You know Bad Barbie What'd she she make 45 52 million 52 mil or something crazy too only fans cut they took 10 million from her that was their cut so what they take uh 20 percent i guess yeah i guess that's not that crazy but yeah 52 million and she she got 42 million yeah i'll tell you that though they're not talking about that are they no and they're progressive and they're talking about the 10 million that only fans took they go probably that's the angle that's the that's the thing oh yeah what did they do to earn that 10 million they said this class serves as part of a wider scope of offerings that analyze social issues so today we were just deconstructing the homophobia in nasty little sluts. Fucking nine.

Nasty slutty lesbos nine. So, we're going back to school. We're going back. We're going back to school. Can you fucking audit that class, you think? Like, you know, there's just like where people

just show up to classes. Yeah, just, I'm just doing it. Dude, we should go. We should do a fucking thing. That'd be fun, yeah. A Patreon. It'm just doing we should go just doing we should do a fucking thing that'd be fun yeah patreon utah though whatever we should do a patreon tier where if we hit something we'll go audit the fucking class we'll just show up for one go to the porn class in utah yeah utah i heard utah's nice all right and uh this was even better there was a lot of funny things uh this week but so this is uh probably my second favorite one in a while and

the first favorite one in a while was the one before the porn the the guy that uh you know there yeah the uh okay so they did this you know we've been talking a lot about crypto how they say that uh men take more risks right yeah and that's been sort of a spell. And we've been wrong. Yeah. So this article says- We've been wrong. They did some studies, and it turns out, if you think that science proves that men take more risks than women, time for you to think again.

Bigot. Yeah. Time to reevaluate what you think science is. Yeah. And so it turns out women aren't more risk averse. Previous studies are biased. So you're probably thinking, you know, you're listening to this at home,

maybe you're at the gym, maybe you're driving, you know, and sometimes people will say that. I got a couple messages of people recently that said this podcast with the Patreon got them through a long drive. Yeah. Which is what you want.

Fuck yeah. Yes, that's exactly what you want to be. But, so basically, you're probably thinking at home, how? And you probably won't guess. Whether you think of it as an admirable level-headedness or a career-cramping deficit, many people take it as an article of faith that on average, women tend to be more sober-minded when it comes to risk than men. Women tend to be more sober minded when it comes to risk than men. What you, I assume that what you're thinking is you probably think they're going to be like, well, actually this woman's more risky because that is the number one argument that girls make.

You go, you know, women aren't as strong and you go, my friend Janice is really strong. Yeah, she fucking deadlifts one plate. My friend Janice is actually pretty strong. You go, oh, well, on average men are taller than women you go how do you explain this woman who's tall that's i've gotten that argument so many times you go am i really from first principles have to explain to you what i mean with averages yep and you do but what they're actually saying is how many risks do you take well that depends on what you call a risk so it's sort of redef This is one of the greatest things I've ever read, by the way.

I couldn't believe it. I couldn't because I was like, you're not helping anything with this. Well, what if instead of just asking about poker or bungee jumping, traditional male risks, research has added questions about risks that women might more typically take. Things like cooking an impressive but difficult dish. Ooh, they should add cooking an impressive but difficult dish for an important dinner party to the Olympics. They should do that. Oh, and the dismount.

And she nailed the souffle. I've never seen anything like this. An impressive but difficult dish for an important dinner party or buying a ticket to a less reliable airline. Oh my god, and she bought a spirit ticket. This risk levels are off the chain. Does she know

that she'll be paying for an extra bag and the seats don't recline? I don't think so. Not only do I think she might know it, I just don't think she cares. This is a mad woman. Oh, ladies and gentlemen, she has to cook a diss for the thing.

I'm assuming she's going to step up to the plate, cook something normal, potentially sandwiches, maybe a dessert. What is this? She's pulling out a menu. I've never seen this before. She is attempting to cook. Oh, my God.

Evil Knievel, move over. She is attempting to cook a dish I haven't even seen before. Ladies and gentlemen, she's pulling out a spice rack that will make Indian ships quiver. This is a risk she's taking. This lady just pulled out paprika. Paprika. What is it? Paprika.

Paprika. I'm not a risky man. I'm a bugman. Yeah, a bugman bugman don't know that kind of stuff danny's a bugman a different bug we're talking about yeah you're gay anyway okay bugman said oh this is a risky person yeah she goes i'll just probably buy the flight and you go well if you buy that one they might might, you know, those airlines are a little risky. They might cancel.

You go. Oh, my God. She's not taking the cancellation insurance. 10% off she's gone she's using a coupon this means that she might be on the standby

tell me this article is written by a guy I don't think it was no it's not so they are saying what we think of risk for example which obviously

where they're actually with the obviously problem with this is when you think of a risk really which obviously where they're actually with the obviously problem with this is when you think of a risk really it's how bad is the outcome and then how aware are you of it yes so when you think of a risky bungee jumping how bad is the outcome uh is that you could die and how aware are you of the risks like so if you say if you jump off and you actually think there's no chance you die it's not actually as risky like so a lot of times people can make risky moves in the stock market that you know they don't actually realize the risk you know yeah and you might talk

you might factor that into why men are more risky right because they maybe uh will do things without learning all the information about it right but to say that uh fucking uh cooking a uh risk a dish is risky you go well what's the risk you go you might show up to the party and they didn't like your dish. Yeah, or you go, oh, you know what? I fucked up.

I'm just going to Uber Eats some food. I'm embarrassed. The risk is minor embarrassment. Yeah, as opposed to losing your family's fortune. Or the airline thing.

You're like, there's no airlines. You go, yeah, that airline, that's the one that crashes more often. you're dead meat. Yeah,

yeah, like there's not an airline in America. They don't even have doors. Yeah, you don't fly that airline. That's the one that crashes a bunch and all the other ones you'll find. Well, you can take that airline, but I don't know if you know this, they don't have doors on the plane.

So a little risky. One of the people, you actually, one of the seats, they just tie you to a string and they hang you out the door. So I was thinking that probably they are making a good point. We are out here thinking that risk is jumping on a bungee thing. Walking through a bad part of town. Walking through a bad part of a town. I'll tell you what the risks that women have to do.

That's what I actually thought it would be. I thought there would be something like that too. You know what? Women are actually risky because they go on dates with men, which is actually the most risky thing that anyone could ever do. Honestly, that's what i was expecting yeah and they go yeah you might not pull off the fucking souffle and i'm like yeah women are very risky you know why well because women are in the presence of the number one predator in the world

by choice men men because they walk home alone at night knowing that most of the times they're dead meat yeah how about or maybe not using they could have been something where you know like having unprotected sex without uh but they don't that's not true that women are more prone to having protected sex no i'm not saying we're prone but i mean that is a riskier thing i don't know but not when the girls do more right what i was thinking is maybe they would say something like you know but that i'll tell you what i didn't think that they actually well women are more likely to try a new detergent when they're washing clothes yeah before testing it out to see if it maybe gives them a rash not to mention it's like i don't think girls are risky it's like yeah i think

i don't even know if girls are more likely to buy a cheaper ticket on plane from my experience i've been the one that's kind of like you know let's use fucking orbits or some crappy thing yeah they're just like let's pay whatever the most expensive amount is i girls go on expensiveflight.com i literally the amount of times i've had to be like what are you doing it's like go to this other site you save 150 bucks no yeah so i don't even believe that one so their only one is they cook riskier dishes which i don't think that's true either it's not like some cauldron where they're like one misstep and it what is ink.com ink.com is like it's some fucking bullshit web i don't know it's like insider i don't know it's

just like one of these blogs they're like a business i think they started out as like a business thing because i was very skeptical that this could exist in the real world but if you go to their other things business site yeah but if you go to all their other things they are real articles there's not a satire site no it's not a satire no they are real articles. It's not a satire site. No, it's not a satire. No, no, it's for sure. It's not a satire site. It's like a startup. It's like business site. Money in the bank, man.

Love this. So actually, girls are riskier. Yeah. They actually fucking will hold their shits in longer at a party when they might have to fucking have a chance of pooing your pants. Yeah, you never know. Which is probably not true also. So in one of our studies, we found that people rated more masculine risk-taking behaviors as more risky than feminine risk-taking behaviors even when

they were matched for how risky they were like for example crying in public yeah that's risky this makes it clear that there is a bias and when we think of risk we think of when it comes to the number of serious injuries caused but we rarely think of that way well serious injuries but we'd also say the amount of damage done financially or the amount of damage done you know mentally like if you go hey uh if i go um you have a friend and you're trying something like super risky uh like let's say someone at work or whatever you're gonna get into like a fight with him publicly you go that's a risky business because you had a partnership that you're now putting on the line or something like that. Yeah.

Maybe girls would be more risky at that. Maybe girls are more risky at blowing up relationships. Yeah, for sure. Oh, yeah, over nothing. So maybe with ramifications that are high. So maybe that's true. But then maybe equal because guys would get drunk and get into a bar fight and stuff like that. Yeah, but then they're like buds after. They settle it.

Sometimes. Whereas girls kind of get catty. Well, then they said that, and when we think of risk, we think of men and masculine behaviors and feminine risk-taking is often overlooked. Cheerleading, for example, is objectively one of the riskiest sports. No, it's so funny, by the way. So it says, because I saw that, it goes, cheerleading is objectively one of the riskiest sports. And then if you click on the link, because there's a link, and the link goes, cheerleading, most dangerous sport for U.S. women.

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They go, oh, cheerleading is the most dangerous sport that exists. And then they go, oh, it's for women. It's the most. Yeah, maybe it is. It's not objectively. Yeah, yeah.

It's not dangerous for guys. No. Yeah. Some fucking 80 pound girl. Fucking you throw her up and she fucking falls. Well, how many football players are walking around with like CTE and can't walk with a cane? How many cheerleaders are walking around with that, you think? Not to mention for every 52-person football team,

there's 10 cheerleaders. And it's also riskier as a guy to be a cheerleader because you might get called gay. Yeah, riskier for a hate crime. Some girl might fucking poop on you. So yeah, it is actually. So it's actually also, if you said the men and women

that are both cheerleaders, I bet you the men were more willing to do the riskier moves. No, well, the women do the riskier moves because they're the lighter. They do the riskier moves because... Yeah, they can't get tossed. Because they can't get tossed.

Yeah, if women could fucking just pick up the slack. Women could just pick up the slack. Turn to chapter three. We're going to be talking about salad tossing. That's 100% structural. That's the equivalent of saying, like, Indian men are less risky than American men because they play football here and they play cricket there.

And you go, no, they just... That's the sport there. Yeah's just that's like circumstantial that's a structural reason there's not actually they didn't they if you're choosing between the two all things remaining the same yeah i mean she purposely left out that that was she goes objectively one of the riskiest sports when it comes to the number of serious injuries caused for women you're right it's for women you're making the scene for everybody the second most risky sport for women is uh not making dinner on time in danny's household oh yeah the bugman the bugman bug woman it's only by busting your existing biases that you can start to see the world clearly. And when you do, you'll probably notice women take a lot more risks than you previously believed.

For example, during sex, having Danny Polishuk on top of them, his arms, being underneath Danny during sex, his arms are starting to tremble. Oh, they're giving out.

Those are the kind of risks. Kong, those are the kind of risks and then you fart dust flies out like yeah so those are the kind of risks that women take the women are so fucking brave okay so this uh this episode i don't we talked about that uh that uh female dating strategies we got banned from... Everybody got banned. Yeah, the boys are on ban. They banned everybody. I hope someone's a member just because I wonder if it has something to do with us.

Maybe. Because we're the number one putting female dating strategy on blast. Yeah, we sort of put them on blast and I think that was a part of why we got... But we're going to do a sayonara with some of the best posts on the Patreon. But gentlemen and gentlemen.

Gentlemen and gentlemen and all you risk-taking ladies. All you risk-taking ladies that are you risk-taking ladies that might go fuck around and make a lasagna tonight you might go fuck around and make a lasagna with some weird spices today no they don't actually do risky behaviors in the kitchen i do risky behaviors in the kitchen i'll tell you what it's a risk preparing someone a dish and then bringing what i bring yeah bring a piece of cheese with it bring a girl over on a date and bring a piece of cheese with hot dog wieners on it with some caprica on it tell you tell that's a risk yeah that is that is really that is true telling a girl you're gonna make her dinner and then give her cereal with uh ice cream on it that's a risk

not like hey i made a lasagna with a little indian inspiration i put a little masala powder in there you go what yeah that's a fucking risk who are you okay well thank you everyone who joined the patreon uh this week and thank you everyone who's been rocking with us rocking with the dogs rocking with the dogs this has been other boys cast