The Boyscast with Ryan Long - UK Can't Stop Jailing People for Tweets, Influencer Puts Poo on her Face & Will Smiths REVENGE

Episode Date: August 16, 2024

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Major media companies like NBC, Politico, and New York Times have written countless articles about how Elon Musk's ex is a hub of misinformation, but have been completely silent on the influencer encouraging women to put poo on their face as a form of skincare. Watched by hundreds of thousands of impressionable women who will sign up for almost anything as long as it's labeled as skincare, including poo on face. Maybe the New York Times thinks women deserve to have their faces covered in poo, but we at the Boy's cast do not. Your silence is heard and smelled loudly, no pun intended. Paris Mayor recently quit X, calling it the global sewer. But when it comes to women turning their face into a sewer with their own poo, the Paris Mayor doesn't want to get her hands dirty, no pun intended. Just because Politico wants X to be a wasteland doesn't mean women's faces have to be a poo wasteland, no pun intended.

Maybe destroying X can be their first priority, but you'd think this would at least be number two, no pun intended. The media says they cared about stopping Cosby, but what about his kids, no pun intended. They're worried about being second class citizens on X when they should really be worried about being turd class, pun intended. The boys! The boys cast! The lads! The boys cast! The dudes! We purr, boys, sir! The boys. The boys cast. The lads. The boys cast. The dudes.

We purge ourselves for the boys cast. The bros. Just the boys cast. The homies. Just the boys cast. The dudes. It's very well. It's the boys cast.

The boys cast. Woo! Jacked up. Woo! Now, lots of stuff to get to. We got Trump-Elon, this fight with Rogan. Women discovering that not wasting money is a life hack. Oh, now you're talking.

Now you're singing my song. Exactly. But more importantly, right now, there's actually a pretty big mystery going on. Some monkeypox in Toronto. Health officials see sharp rise in cases. And the cases have been increasing since late June and July following major events and festivals in the city. Now, the Toronto Public Health, they have not been able to figure it out. They're not sure.

They know that there was some festivals going on. And something happened. They can't really pinpoint. I know that there was some festivals going on. Sure. And something happened. They can't really pinpoint. I made a list of some festivals. We can potentially get to the bottom of it ourselves. Okay, let's hear it. Let's hear it. The Tim Hortons Festival.

So it's possibly. No, I don't think it's that one. We don't know what happened. People get a couple of those Timbits. They start going wild. Potentially Markybox. Maybe a lot of sharing Timbits. A lot of sharing donuts. I think there were a lot of cases of people in They start going wild. Potentially Marky Mock starts. Maybe a lot of sharing timbits, a lot of sharing donuts.

I think there are a lot of cases of people in ERs with timbits stuck up their ass. That's what I'm saying. Those timbits get in your ass. And honestly, if someone else had it in their mouth first, so we don't know.

It could have potentially been that. The Toronto Korean Festival? We don't know. This is the thing. We want to leave all the options on the table. There was Pride, wasn't that? Taste of Italy Food Festival. Oh, yeah, for sure.

So potentially the Italians have been- I mean, all they're doing is eating sausages. Eating sausages? And we know that that can lead to some monkeypox? No more investigations. Also, salsa on St. Clair happened. I don't know what was going on. When those salsa dancers get going, you know?

I'm just saying the salsa dancing gets going. Or was it the food salsa? Well, that's actually a good question no i think it's i think it's salsa dancing and i think they get close to each other yeah so it's a mystery right now and they're trying to get to the bottom of it the health officials don't want to weigh in on which festival it could be that monkey pox is getting spread at it's funny too because they're there's the they're like putting out a global monkey pox thing now as of today, saying it's spreading globally or whatever. That was as of like- That's going to be happening around August.

Well, dude, so I went and I made two years ago, I made like a monkeypox contact tracer sketch. Yeah. And then I went to go repost it and I looked at the date. Today's August 14th, August 12th, 2022. Literally almost- Well, we don't know. To the day. Well, again, Literally almost to the day.

Well, again, every year after the salsa on St. Clair. August is monkeypox season, I guess, going forward. What do you expect? If they're going to have the Tim Hortons Festival, things are going to go down. Yeah, as everybody knows. I think that's what happened. You think they should be given a monkeypox vaccine

with every Timbit purchase? I think they have to do something like that. They have to pair them up somehow. I mean, the Toronto Korean Festival is going to be doing stuff. And whatever you're up to, it's none of my business. But afterwards, there are some repercussions. So I think we are going to have to give monkeypox vaccines at the Tim Hortons Festival, the Toronto Korean Festival, Taste of Italy, and the Salsa on St. Clair.

Salsa on St. Clair is especially concerning. Obviously, Pride's going to be fine. It's a family festival, so that's not a problem. You don't have to worry about that one. There's going to be no monkey pox there. Okay. Some of my girls

have been really writing songs for Danny. Okay. So there's this girl, and she tours around, and she's doing pretty good, and she writes fat songs, right? Okay. Kind of like Weird Al.

It's a little... Big Al. Big Al. Big Weird Al.'s a little Big Al Big Weird Al this one's dedicated to Danny I love that call-in response. Eat anyway! When I feel shame about eating Eat anyway!

When I feel shame about my weight What should I do? Throw the scale away! So that's dedicated to Danny Paul shucking all the Danny heads out there that are on the bigger side. Danny and his boys, throw the scale away,

take it, put the lighter on, throw it out the window, and then say, bye! We should go to the concert and it's like, go on Ozempic!

Just one guy yelling it. Now, I personally support this, people. Some people on the internet have been saying that, you know, there's always haters everywhere. Of course, a lot of haters. Oh, this is going to be bad for the structural damage for the building. She's not even fat, though.

That's the funniest part. She had a couple feet on her bum. Yeah, but it's like, I was expecting her to be like four bills. She is a little bit doing fat face. She looks like Adele. But fat face she looks like adele she now it looks like adele now i i guess it's you know it's a lot of times that like the most activist black guys are like very light-skinned i think it's one of those where

exactly she's sort of like a fat you think she gets off stage she just peels the prosthetic off she goes i think it's a bit of a... This thing is boiling. God damn it. I think she's doing numbers at her shows, man. Bro, it sounds like it. It sounds like she's... And there's... You know, like I said,

there's haters on the internet. Some people have said, oh, it's causing loud volumes in the neighborhood every time they tip all the vending machines over. So, like, you know... You think, like...

Tearing them down. She has a... Because you know how, like, venues, they'll do, like, for the artists, they'll, like, custom artists they'll like custom drink kind of thing is it just like

a double milkshake with a shot of vodka in it kind of thing well I've heard that they did bring blenders and they blended up fucking Big Macs

and then they were pouring it on the crowd would you like a mass gainer with vodka well it's sort of like how you know how ICP sprays faggo on the crowd

yeah yeah they were just spraying straight up Big Mac sauce in the things. And that's their right. High fructose corn syrup. They tipped over the food trucks outside. So there has been a little bit of ruckus in the neighborhood.

But at the end of the day, this is the message that you want to give people. Throw the scale away. What should i do that's it throw the scale away all right everybody put your hot dogs in the air does everyone know these words waving hot dogs i don't understand how do you think she told her before because it was like three call and answers in a row and they know all the words that's probably the actual song and that's she probably yeah i guess so i i thought this was like a breakdown where she was just getting real with the audience but you're right

this might be the course of her big hit where she's yeah she's like well when i say you say throw that's what i thought but it was a lot in a row people are very on board with this woman and i as well anything to not go to a gym oh you know what you want to talk about gyms that was called a little segue there Ryan That was not by accident I know I was just pretending to do it smoothly But then Danny had to call it out

Because he loves himself so much This is the thing You get in Danny's head with positivity And he wants to be patted on the back Especially the body positivity Throw the scale away You know what Blink Fitness is going to be throwing their scales away because they're out

of fucking business so there you go blink fitness that's what you do blink looks like scamming doesn't pay the bills exactly unless you're in india scamming old people but blink fitness is the biggest piece of shit scam artist company in the history of the world. They won't let you quit. It's a maze. They go, oh, yeah, call here, then call there. Then you go in. They go, the guy's not here.

The one quitting guy. Then you got to go to meet a troll under a bridge and answer five skill testing questions. You do have to. And then they go, you know, they show you two people and they go, one of us is lying. One of us is telling the truth. And if you don't guess right, then it's five. You have been sentenced to five more years of Blink Fitness membership. So their whole scam is it's impossible to quit. Yeah.

It's one of those things where it's like a monkey paw that you throw in the water and then it shows up in your house again. That's your Blink Fitness. You go, I canceled this in person and I signed all the forms and then just shows up on your credit card statement again, magically. Yeah. They want you to, and they are probably like, we're just incentivizing you to come back. You're like, I don't live here anymore.

I don't live here anymore. That's what I even told them. So these people are scumbinos. Yep. Rest in hell, Blink Fitness. I felt like I was being pranked by this. Rest in piss. Blink Fitness.

The funny thing too is You know what I got a word for them The photo that they use for the article Is from the location we went to In the East Village And it shows all these people waiting in the cold Waiting to get in And that's literally what they did to me

Is during COVID they're like you have to make an appointment To come to the gym And then they go You would have to go on their app, make like book a time. So it'd be like one o'clock, book a time, and they're okay. And then it's fucking 30 degrees outside. You show up there and they're like, oh, there's going to be like an hour wait. So then you and just a bunch of retards are sitting outside and people are fucking masks

on outdoors, freezing while you're like, why did I make an appointment? And that whole scam is they go, it's like a really good deal. It's like only 60 bucks or 50 bucks. It scam is they go, it's like a really good deal. It's like only $60 or $50. No, it's like $20. No, I think it's more like $30, $35 depending on the location. But they're like, well, the catch is you can't go and you can't cancel. Yes, you can never cancel.

It's Hotel California. And it's crowded in there too. You can never leave. It's definitely closing time and Hotel California. It's the gym at Hotel California. It's definitely closing time and Hotel California. It's the gym at Hotel California. It's definitely the gym at Hotel California. Now, this poo-faced girl that we've mentioned, obviously, in our intro. Yep.

Danny's been, you know, obviously talking about it. I've been on the beat. I'm an early adopter. Recently, Russian chess champion smeared poison on her childhood rival's board. So this is how it starts. Sure. It starts with people putting poo all over their face. And next thing you know, they're smearing poison on their...

And by the way, I don't even know how this girl thought she would get away with this. Like the crazy story. Yeah, like you're fucking literally just pale face, like vomiting. How bad do you want to win women's chess? Like, is there even that big a payday?'s tanya hardening this girl basically yeah and apparently the girl she didn't even do it right she didn't put enough poison on there so the girl like got really dizzy and went to the hospital but she didn't die or anything that's kind of not that's kind of unlike women because women are the best at poisoning if there was if there was a world

series they're poisoning their own faces with poo if there was a world series of poisoning like women would be taking top spot that's what i'm saying if you she's good at poisoning and If there was a world series. That's why they're poisoning their own faces with poo. If there was a world series of poisoning, like women would be taking top spot. That's what I'm saying. She's good at poisoning. And then she was like, well, let me play chess. But my main passion is poisoning. But she's not even that good at poisoning.

She's bad at poisoning. She's about as good at poisoning as she is at chess. She's not even a top 100 poisoner. I mean, we mention this every time, but it's always funny to me that there's girls chess categories and guys chess categories. Like, why would there be? Un there be unnecessary the poo lady is pretty funny too because i did a little deep not deep dive but let's talk poo ladies you have done it you would have had a deep dive well i did a video about it and then there's not really much more

to say about the chest anyways yeah classic classic just classic poisoning your rifles but uh the poo girl she's from brazil and then she posted this video about how she there was like harvard came out with this study she's the period face girl you know that right is she the period she's the original girl that was putting the period oh i think you're right yeah and then she upgraded to poo because it wasn't gross enough and it's funny her husband's like some big because she's got like you know tons of cosmetic surgery and her husband is like a big like cosmetic surgeon or whatever so there's like one video where she's like smearing poo on her face and he's just in the background being like kind of like she has a clothes pin on her nose

with her own shit but the thing is so she cites this harvard article the reason why she does it because a harvard study right and but the harvard study i don't know if there's like a lost in translation thing but the harvard study is basically saying that if you if you put your your like, when you're younger, similar to like freezing your eggs, you can freeze your poo when your gut microbiome is like in better shape. So she's freezing her poo at specific days. No, she's not freezing it. This is what the article said. The article says that you freeze your poo and then in the future when your like gut bacteria is off, then and they do this for people who have certain diseases where you can basically have like a poo transplant and but you put it in your stomach like probably you put it up your rectum it doesn't

say anything about smearing shit on your face for skin care like she totally missed that part where it's like it has nothing to do with that getting a poo transplant so far yeah it's literally like that's what that's what the the harvard study was like yeah you can with that. Getting a poo transplant is so fun. Yeah, it's literally like, that's what the Harvard study was like. Yeah, you can fix your stomach with a poo transplant. He's probably walking funny coming out of there, man. The doctor's just shoving your own poo up your ass. Yeah, he goes, normally we take the poo out. This is the first time we're putting it back in.

You need your poo shoved up your ass. I do not want to do that procedure. I'd be like, well, okay, what are their other options? Can I take a pill? They're like, yes, but it's poo. Is that blackface, by the way? I don't know if they care about that much as in Brazil. It would be hilarious, though, getting canceled for blackface,

and then you're like having to, you know, everyone's talking, you know, you're getting blasted by the media, and you're sitting there getting canceled with poo on your face. Sort of seems like insult to injury. You're like, no, it's not blackface. I wonder if she was trying to get ahead of a blackface scandal, right? Like she knew like RFKD style. And then anytime she gets in trouble, she was like, you know that I'm put on

blackface. Yeah, it wasn't black. I'm just, it's a skincare. It's not like there was a big thing about to drop in like Brazilian press. She goes, no, no, no, it's not. Are you kidding me? I never did blackface. Look at my skin. Look at all these photos of you in blackface. Like everyone who knows me knows me that I'm constantly, my face is covered in shit.

Look how glowing I am. She keeps it in a container. Can you imagine fucking dating this girl and you go into your fucking freezer to get a meal and there's fucking all her poo jars. This is next level. Yeah, yeah. I guess she has to harvest her own poo.

What does harvest mean? Where do you get it from? You're saying harvest like she... Harvest the bowl. She's either fishing it out of the bowl. You think she takes the lock out? Or she's pooing on a plate. And then, I don't know.

How would you collect your own feces? It is a good question. How does she collect it? Does she fish it out? Does she go directable? Does she go Brian Johnson style? And it's like she goes and finds a 16-year-old very like virile woman and he goes hey can i get your poo what can i do to get you because she's like probably in her mid-30s or older so she's probably like

but my poo is like not even good anymore it was making me laugh the brian johnson guy that's always talking about his biological age yeah it's like it does if you had a friend that was always talking about his biological age it does seem like someone that's trying to get young pussy. Yeah. Like you can just picture that guy in court being like, you don't understand it. There's an age and a biological age. My biological age is 14.

I don't. What don't you get about the age in the biological age situation? Yes, I am 54, but my biological age, therefore you must acquit yo holding his id with his biological age up yeah but anyways this is the wacky so don't put poo on your faces ladies we implore you just go use normal soap and skincare You know what the grossest part is? Or do put poo on your face. I've been talking about, and we are the first to, you know,

tell simps that we have a bit of an epidemic and the boys have got to keep it together. Just like I was saying, there's that girl that has her skin falling off. It's like, as weird as that is, you know that there's 90 DMs being like, can I buy some skin? Yes.

No matter what you look like as a woman, there is always a man that will give you money to get naked on the internet. So it is, you know, partially we take some credit that, you know what I mean?

The girl that's poo, there's still a guy that will sleep with him. If there was a dude that was a whole deal that's putting poo on his face, I don't think he's swimming in Tang as well.

Uh, no. If you're swimming in the septic tanks, I don't think you're going to be swimming in that much Tang. He's currently swimming in the East River

right now, that guy. Collecting poo. Yeah, exactly. For his face care. Yeah, exactly. So I will say that there is always someone that will be engaging, so we take some credit. We just have to hope the Kardashians don't get on this trend, because then all our girls are going to be like... If the Kardashians start poo-facing...

You come home and then every chick is just like, it's poo-face. They could start an epidemic of poo-faces across the country. No problem. Yeah, you're going to a guy with your girl. You're like, hey, I got to use the restroom. She's like, hey, just do me a favor. Don't flush. Yeah, 100%.

I need to collect your leavings. So keep an eye on those Kardashians. Ladies and gentlemen, keep an eye on those Kardashians. That's one thing you can do. They might get the poo trend started. I know it started making me laugh the idea of uh any girl in new york if you want them convince them to do something you just have to convince them that the republicans don't want them to do it you know what i mean yeah did you hear jd vance

is trying to take away your right to take the garbage out jd vance is trying to take away your ability to pay for this meal republicans are on record saying they don't want you to work 70 hours a week and support your guy. Yeah, they're taking all your rights away. It's a pretty... They do not want you to tidy up the house. Republicans have been going on record saying that they don't want you to be making dinner on time. That said, specifically, they don't want you to have it ready at a specific time every day oh let's hope republicans don't come out against the poo face if republicans come out against poo face the girls are like it's my right

it's my right now jd vance you think i scream your poo face it'll be very quickly everybody well i was gonna say everyone at the kamala Harris rallies in Poo Face, but that won't work. No, that'd be a tough sell. That'd be a bridge too far. That would be a scandal. I love when I see a good girl inspirational quote, because I saw one, I actually wrote it down. It said, if you kick people out of your life and they get mad about it, that's just further proof that you didn't want them.

I've never seen a higher justification. No matter who it it if you tell your mom if you just completely ignore your mom and she's like hey you've been ignoring me and you go fuck off and then your mom's like what is what are you doing you go wait you just proved my point mom you're toxic why haven't you called your grandmother fuck my grandmother and then your grandmother's like what did i do to you i don't like that you're not oh you don't like it huh yeah thank you thank you patriarchy strikes again grandma noted noted loud and clear yeah that's a good uh that's a good inspirational i'm not a crazy one there's it was just like no matter what happens if they just disappear good and if they get mad

they're like hey we've been friends for 10 years why did you all of a sudden just stop responding to my text you go yeah well well see all right you can apply that to a lot of stuff it's like your bank account's meant to be overdrawn all the time when you try and take out money to go there's no money left to go yeah that's right yeah that's what it's supposed to be i don't know what you know about that um so i feel like this is sort of your domain and you know this has been a dandy episode if i'm being completely honest is it more poo content poo on faces fat girls singing songs about being fat yes but the uk tweet jailing this is is crazy. Okay, so. This is fucking mental. The UK authorities. This guy, Keir Starmer.

Starmer. Two-tier Keir. That's what they're calling him. Two-tier Keir is all right. Two-tier Keir. Well, he's not a guy I'd want to have a Keir with. No. That's a beer, ladies and gentlemen.

He's a bit of a Keir. What's that one? Queer? I was hoping that's what you thought. I was hoping something else was coming. The UK authorities threaten extradition jail to u.s citizens for online post-stoking riots and their whole thing is just like just because you're in the uk doesn't mean i can't get you right well that's their whole deal the metropolitan police like literally the chief

of police of london basically came out and he's like yeah you know if you retweet stuff and that means if you go to the UK, they jail you? Well, here's the thing. So they were like, we'll extradite you. But essentially someone posted and they're like, well, they can't do that because the crime you commit has to be a crime in the country you live in as well. I don't think you

can be extradited for a crime where it's not also a crime. Like your country won't send you away. Yeah, your country. But if you went there, they could. But theoretically you could go to customs and they're like let's see your phone and they're like you're in jail based memes and uh jail for you it's but like obviously this stuff's been creeping up more and more in the uk or whatever but this guy is re first of all i just want to say that uh is another 55 year old, it's funny like even when the Trump jokes, the 55,

like 55-year-old women are getting it right now. Remember the girl that got like, the bunch of 55-year-old women got fired for their job for reposting Trump memes. Now 55-year-old women

are getting put in jail for their memes. Yeah. Because 55-year-old Facebook women are the most susceptible of any woman to, you know what I mean?

Yeah, nobody, I don't think, oh no, one guy. They see themselves as infallible too. Yeah, there is one guy who got popped for tweets. There's a bunch of guys that have kind of been getting popped by tweets. Yeah, but they're mostly Facebook posts. Like just to give you an understanding of just like the differences in the platforms is like,

because people, you can't really be anonymous on Facebook. Ah. Right, where you can be anonymous on Twitter where you can't really do that. The head of the police is threatening expeditian jail time for US citizens for online posts.

55-year-old woman was arrested for publishing written material to stir up racial hatred. You know, I want to say the people like Keir Starmer

and media people Two-tier Keir. Two-tier Keir. Yeah. The absolute nerve of these people to go out and be like they're stirring up they're stirring up racial hatred i mean crazy but also some of them like this one guy

they also said too that they go uh not only is participating in a riot uh we'll put you in jail and here's the thing too like these people these crimes were committed two weeks ago like they essentially set up a 24-hour court system so that they can fast track all these people through the courts. Like, it's the highest crime of all crimes. Like, they were like, this is such a problem that they're like, we need to expand. They have, like, we have all these lawyers, like, brought in all these extra lawyers and all this stuff so that, like, it's literally 24 hours around the clock prosecuting them. But, like, 24 hours around the clock clock we opened up night jail for tweets well remember that show night court it's like that it's like night court but uh they were like not

only is going and rioting a crime but if you show up at a riot because you're like i want to see what's going on or say you're at a protest and you go this is just a peaceful protest which i don't know what the laws are in the uk around that probably illegal now but if you're there and you're just watching a riot they go that's illegal now too so if you're just they did like they do like a trace on your eyeballs to see where they're looking in the wrong direction you were at a riot and you go well it started as a protest and well everyone knew when these protesters started they were licking their lips being like oh someone gonna get censored real bad so but like this one guy got 18 months in jail yesterday because he called a bunch of police officers cunts because in england you're

like that's every other word like dude you go there like you like you go to fucking uh to london on a vacation and like the guy at the passport control is like so what are you doing here and you're like every they just say that it's like a normal word of course yeah and you're like what so you're not allowed to call police what if they are being that though well it's always one of those things too i've watched the like media coverage of this and the media coverage is like uh slopping it up like the because it's one of the well there is some of the tweets that you post that your average person is just like that's a lot you know what i mean for sure but it's like well yes obviously if you take millions of tweets they're gonna pick the ones that like are you know that people because they force people in a position where they go do you defend this and

you go it's irrelevant what that says right you know what i mean you go do you defend this tweet and you go it's a the tweet is irrelevant of whether the guy should go to jail it's not a in america sure i have a video of like one of the guys i guess in his administration or whatever and the way that they think about it over there so the defenders because the press guys have been i'm telling you the way like also they go armchair thug is first to be convicted and they did they you know after stirring up racial hate so they the way that they describe it is kind of like obviously good yeah yeah of course of course well that's the thing is there was like a the hotel that they describe it is kind of like obviously good. Yeah, of course.

Well, that's the thing is there was like the hotel that these migrants were staying at was like attacked or whatever. And then some of the people were getting popped because they were like, attack the hotel, light it on fire. It's always with these things. You're just like, well, obviously it's not about the one tweet. It was about the next one and the next one. Also, it's like these aren't even like, hey, this isn't like Tommy Robinson. It's like some guy who's like 12 Facebook friends saw this post. I saw a bit of Tommy Robinson went on Jordan Peterson.

Jordan Peterson's wife was there in the interview. Oh, really? Yeah, never seen anything like that. Isn't that interesting? His wife was there. That's usually how that goes. His wife's kind of like based at one point. She goes, you know, and women, we've got our own shit.

She's got the Canadian accent too, right? She's like, oh, women, we you know and women we've got our own shit that we oh she's got the accent canadian accent too right she's like oh women we got our own shit that we got a sort of our own shit but it's interesting i was like oh i didn't realize that his wife was sort of like she's getting in there well she's kind of the same business right also i don't know what's making me laugh jordan peterson doing face uh crowd work at his rally oh really no well we've been talking about how girls like crowd work because they're nosy yeah yeah which is the funniest thing to me but i don't know for some reason it was like making me laugh the other jordan peterson like what do you do for a living drug dealer how long have you been together oh he doesn't know

in the dog house tonight yeah because they're because they have to do these huge rallies. Okay, listen to the way that they talk about this. See, it's regulated. I think BBC's better for being regulated. I don't think we have enough regulation in the press. I think the press is worse for not being regulated. Social media is just another form of media. And for too long, people in that sort of internet world this whole idea of

freedom of the internet they thought that sort of somehow that this great technological change can go through without touching the sides of democracy i think democracy needs to sort of reinsert itself so there's a there's a lot of these kind of like they they they fancy themselves intellectuals they have a different idea of what democracy is, I suppose. It's like their idea is obviously incorrect because you're like, yeah, you don't have democracy if people can't voice their opinions. For sure. And they're like, there's one thing,

you're not like this one guy. Unless we get rid of one of the opinions that we don't like, you know, democracy should be able to vote that they don't want to hear these opinions. And it was just like, you don't get, you don't have a, it's a rigged vote if you don't let what people say you don't like people's mental yeah and there's one thing where you're like like this one guy he actually the tweet he posted that he got i believe 30 months in jail for was he copy and pasted this woman she's like uh the wife of a counselor like city counselor in city counselor okay and she posted a tweet and then he

was like re literally just copy and pasted it to be like look see nothing will happen to me because for me posting this but uh but she'll get in trouble because there's like a two-tier justice system and then he got sent this is 30 months they're out of control over there literally he's like nothing will happen to me so see yeah and it was like obviously the people in you know kind of the

what you would call the establishment they are drooling right now like ooh a new tool like it's Christmas morning you know what I mean yeah

they're just like they're giving the Oprah sentencing you get a sentence you get a sentence not even like due process or anything they just go hey

did you tweet this? And it does feel more like, you know, when Canada had the thing and you're like, well, you hear about one every six months, but it's not that bad. It feels like they're fucking doling it out pretty quick over there. This is coming to Canada. Obviously, Trudeau. Trudeau's going to go, word? We can do that?

Oh, word? Word? We can do that? Trudeau definitely doesn't like them having a new toy that he can't play with. The fucking censored people. Yeah, let's fast track this shit. Oh, Trudeau is going to be... I think he's going to be doing one of those things where he dresses up in the judge uniform.

You know, he liked to dress up. Oh, yeah, the powdered wig. Get that out of the costume bin. Honey, get my costume... I guess his wife's gone. But get my costume bin. I think there's a lot of american politicians too that fucking look at this and they'd be like that'd be nice you know what i mean oh yeah kind of a guy dude you don't even get a viral post though that's the crazy thing

is it's even if they were like yeah this got 10 million impressions and you know so it's like no you're like well you go who saw it you go mainly i think doug from his work and uh his mom his mom sister who tells this stuff too they all think the same thing his mom his sister and doug his daughter didn't like it did doug go to the the riot no doug stayed home football was on so he just watched football and but these people have a new tool and they're happy to use it and it was like it's funny because they're brave it's like i mean you'd like to think that they're happy to use it. It was like, it's funny because they're brave. It's like, I mean, you'd like to think that these fake intellectual types that like to do their media tours,

like, it's like almost feels like they've never even heard the other side of it where it's like, yeah, obviously, what people are arguing about is that what happens next is that it's used disproportionately for political reasons. And just like, yeah, just to silence people. Like, if you heard this story out of China, you'd be like, yeah, that's par for the course.

Yeah, some guy posted something on Weibo or some shit, and he's gotten 30 months in jail with no trial, like fast track trial. They disappear, yeah? They disappear, and you go, yeah, that's what I expect from a country, a communist country like China. In China, they just disappear. They're billionaires. Yeah. Which is maybe a more. This isn't billionaires, though. No, but they just disappear. They're billionaires. Yeah. Which is maybe a more... This isn't even billionaires, though.

No, but I'm saying... These guys are all like plumbers. Well, it's not just billionaires. They're getting disappeared, my friend, my friend. No. That's why when I did my Australia tour, that was the guy that runs all the China tours.

And I'll tell you a little interesting thing. So this guy runs the comedy club in China, right? Yeah. So he doesn't do it anymore, but for years he did. So a big part of what they're dealing with is what they can say and what they cannot say and like anything it's one of those things where it's like there's big rules but if it's like some big famous person from the west they you know kind of all turn a blind eye right he can say

what they want right and i told you before that it was in a lot of these places a lot of it's like no don't talk about drugs don't talk about gay shit but what the interesting part was it's all the snitch culture right so what would essentially start with uh you know china you're not allowed to say anything it wasn't like he this is what he describes and he ran this place for years he described it as it's not so much like the government's just always there looking but what he said it's more of is your neighbor's bar yeah will be like they think something's going on they like rat you they're on their competition it's literally like soviet russia nobody it's no no well yes but they're doing it to like kill their competition competition

it's like literally you run a bar and you there's all these people at the bar next door to you and you just be like yeah they're saying fucking gay shit in there so you call up the government and you're like you might want to check on what's going on they shut their bar down and then all of a sudden like you're you got to boom man that's what he says goes on so it's like it's all that and then he goes it's so it's a weird one because they're kind of like an expat club because they're in english yeah so he basically said that there'd be times when people that were like chinese came up and they kind of like were like suspicious and they almost had to be like suspicious of like native chinese people that wanted to go to this club oh just like all of a sudden because they're what yeah one guy in a suit being like, I want tickets to the club. And you'd be like,

how'd you hear about us? Like, you know what I mean? But if a bunch of like white people with like maps and sun lotion on come up, they're just like right this way. But if a Chinese guy in a suit's kind of like, I'd like one ticket to a comedy show. You're just kind of like,

how'd you hear about us, you know? Who are your favorite comedians? Who are your favorite comedians? Russell Peters. Russell Peters and Russell Peters. Those are all three of them, huh? Someone going to get a hurt real bad. Someone going to get censored real bad.

I'm telling you. So anyways, it's like a constant thing over there. But it is funny to me that in China, they just get rid of their journalists. They just literally disappear them. Where in America, they have to bring them to an island, get them to have sex with an underage girl, and blackmail them into submission.

Have a good time. They have to do all this stuff. They have to have islands. They have to have, what do you call it? What's it? Israeli CIA? Mossad. They have to have the Mossad involved.

Real party over there. They got to do all this stuff, whereas China skips all that. Well, I mean, if you're a Chinese journalist, you get your kind of points from the government. As opposed to the American journalists, which are just fucking running their mouth willy-nilly. Yeah, really just forming free thoughts on their own. I don't know if he says it's cold there. Do you see that? Caitlin Collins from CNN, the anchor of CNN,

who took, I think, Don Lemon's spot or whatever. Okay. And then, yeah, she was like, yeah, you know, CNN's really like, you guys objectively do the news, and then the crowd just starts laughing. Everyone starts laughing. And he's like, was that supposed to be like a laugh point? He goes, no. Even his audience.

Obviously, CNN, you guys tell the truth objectively. Everyone bursts out laughing. It's not good for CNN. No, we do, though. Sure. So they did a poll. Sure, call me. Majority of Americans believe First Amendment goes too far in the rights of guarantees so basically it is one of those things where this is always one of those pendulums that

you know people fight for these rights and then people beg to give them away sort of thing absolutely yeah well when you hear stuff you don't like you yeah there's too much of this nonsense of people saying things i don't like i know it's just like that's why it just needs to be like a culture where people are like yes there's stuff you don't want to hear but like you you have to understand that like the ramifications of like solving that is big look if you want somewhere where there's only stuff you like to hear go on threads that is all of threads right is everything you want to hear and nothing you don't. But again, it's not about, this guy's not like, his ears are hurting.

His problem is he doesn't want people saying this. In his mind, he's like, these people online are the reason the riot happens. Yeah, they're the reason the riot happens, literally, yeah. Even though it's not true. Even though it's potentially not true, but even more so than that, you're just like, well, yes, but oftentimes when you bottle it up and turn all this stuff away,

it's like, well, then you don't have a democracy. And sometimes in a democracy, people are going to have different opinions and people are going to protest. Yes, and then also, I mean, you obviously said it, but you're like, okay, so what's the line here? Like, you now... We know what the line is. You're like, you just jailed the guy for calling police cunts. Like, okay. And that's how far it's gone in, what, like a couple of weeks? Two weeks. At two weeks. We need some how far it's gone in, what, like a couple weeks? Two weeks!

At two weeks! We need some fucking V for Vendetta action coming back. A lot of those masks are the guy Fox masks. Two-tier gear is going to be fucking on the chopping block soon. It's going to be fucking four-tier gear. What are you in for? A Facebook post that nobody saw. That's the best part.

Well, that's what Douglas Murray said when he was on here. I don't think you were here. But basically, he said he was like, it's kind of probably the same thing as the jokes in Canada or whatever, but he was basically like, well, yeah, they're never going to do it to me because it's like they know that that would cause them too much problems.

Yeah, yeah. So who they're going to do it to is like, so it's even worse. Right, yeah, it's even worse. You're like, oh, we're going to, if you're even going to try yeah. It's like, so who they're going to do it to is like, so it's even worse. Right, yeah, it's even worse. You're just like, because you're like, oh, we're going to, if you're even going to try that, it's like,

they want to do it like under the radar. They're not going to do it to Piers Morgan, not that Piers Morgan's getting that out of line. Although there was a lot of, like, chatter of people in the UK saying

that they need to go after Douglas Murray in the last couple weeks because he wrote that, like, Strange Death of the West book where he predicted a lot of this stuff.

But if they do do that, there's going to's gonna have to be like more of an audit on this whole thing you know what i mean whereas they're kind of like yeah there's gonna be a lot of clamoring but then it's gonna shake down and the fear will be there and then we'll also we'll do this every now and then just to let people know like you know yeah we can do it shows up every now and then and beats up one guy just to let him know with the truckers canada where they just like kind of go. Yeah, we close a couple of people's bank accounts. We don't want to do this.

We'd love to stop to not shut down your bank account, but we will and we can just know that's an option. Now you mentioned in my fucking fingers a little itchy again. Don't make me do it. He's getting a little revved up anymore. Don't make him do it. He's getting a little revved up anymore. Don't make him do it. That's Trudeau. Finger, I don't want to.

Yes, you do. Guys, listen. I understand you have a right to protest. This guy, however, Peter Pointer over here, he's got a little bit of an itch. Old Petey has got a mind of his own. I would love for you guys to not be in jail. Me, personally, I think everyone should be able to say whatever they want. This guy, if he sees it a little differently, break back public execution.

Petey! Listen, I'm a moderate guy. Yeah, sure. He's a normal dude. Yeah, sure. Normal dude. How does this work for soccer riots and hooligans and stuff? They do all sorts of crazy shit. The hooligans have been in the chopping block for a while. I think a lot of them are banned from games and stuff like that.

Yeah, they ban them and stuff. But that's the team banning them, I guess. I don't know if it's the city. Maybe it is. I don't know. Yeah, and the city. I know they're all dry events and all this stuff, but yeah, still. Fellas, the sun's out.

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Well, I mean, if you start fucking locking people up for Facebook posts... Well, but you look at that 15 years ago compared to now. It's like they just make crazy policy. And I don't know what their checks and balances are like like if someone can say hey this is not i mean they don't have a constitution so they can't say it's not their balance is taxing higher and their check is checking you into the crowbar motel if you complain about it crazy like yeah i mean it's uh it's a bad precedent to set yeah it's interesting and the the media coverage is i guess that's like

at its core of what we do is comment on like the media's reaction to things. But like it has been funny to watch. I watched the Trump and Elon. Yeah. Slurpy Don. Can't stop slurping.

Disgusting. Everyone is saying that he's slurping a lot. Well, it's because you know what it was? I didn't notice, but I don't notice anything. So I noticed it, but it's because... Did you notice it before people said it? Instantly, yeah.

I tweeted. I go, Slurpy Don. But it's okay. He had his phone. I don't know if you saw the photo. He had his phone on his desk like this. Why would that make you slurp? Because he's looking like this.

So you're saying when you're talking like this, you slurp more? So the saliva is coming. So you got to... Because your saliva is coming. So if you're... I don't think I slurp more. If you talk for three hours, if you're like this, eventually your saliva is like coming. So you got to like, cause your saliva is kind of, I don't think I slurped more. If you talk for three hours, like if you're like this, like eventually your saliva is like going this way.

I never, I don't notice things like that. Someone could be talking to a different accent. I don't ever talk this, but if you do like it'll, that's what, that's what I think it was anyways. Cause people are like, oh, it's like a weird compression thing or something. Well, the media was slobbering all over themselves to say how bad it was. If you watch, cause I saw it and i guess they did the twitter thing and then it wouldn't start yeah and then i went to the media and it was just like 80 articles about how it's a

disaster not even sorry yeah it was like they had that in the queue man oh yeah elon said it was like a ddos attack basically did they were supposed to start at like 7 p.m and it probably started at 701 the journalist's pants already covered and come i mean they're trying to make it out that they're like oh this is like you know this is gonna be three hours so you're gonna get a real different side of dawn exact same thing talked about all the exact same buddy i that was i only watched probably like 40 minutes of it it kind of reminded me of like if there's like a guy that you like that's doing the podcast tour and you hear him on one podcast and you hear him on another and then by the third one you're like oh he has like a speech he does he has his bits this found this

to me i was like this was just him doing the greatest hits he was doing the he was doing his rally and podcast yeah i've heard him say every single one of those things the only funny thing he said that it was really good that i like laughed out loud was when he's talking about biden he's like you know he's like kamala has a low iq he was maybe the lowest q president ever i mean biden doesn't even have an iq he's at this point he's like he'sala has a low IQ. Maybe the lowest IQ president ever. I mean, Biden doesn't even have an IQ. At this point, he probably doesn't even have an IQ. To be honest, it reminded me of when I was at your wedding. There were a few older Jewish people.

And I know there's just older people in general. I think it's a very over 50, over 60 thing that your brain just has grooves. And then you just fumble around till you get back into a groove and then you say that stuff you've said a million times like if you know what i mean if you're against biden you just like you get back and you're like oh the guys like yeah i honestly feel like a lot of people when they get to 50 60 plus they they just their brain works like a they have a bunch of tracks in their head if you think of your brain as like a bunch of different tracks and they have five or six tracks and they just try to put the needle on one of those. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They have five or six records and they just put the needle on one of those records. They're like, you know how Q107 in Toronto only plays like the same 14 songs, Magic Carpet Ride over and over again, which is the 70s station. You basically, if you put it on, it's within five or six you're getting so it's one of those things that i feel like anyone over 60 their brain has seven or eight records spinning yeah and they just move the needle between those seven or eight records so i kind of felt like that a little bit i mean he only has like, you know, economy, border, you know, World War III. So like everything just comes back. You know, World War III, he goes, I had a great relationship with Putin.

None of these things would have happened under me. Like, you know, Kim Jong-un didn't like us. And then I started calling him Little Rocket Man. And then we were friends and all this stuff. And you're like, yeah, we've heard all these things. Yeah, but I just, it wasn't good or bad. But I mean, I don't know if it was like, from my perspective, I guess like that's what politicians do is they're like, here are my things that I'm trying to get.

He's not going to have 80 hours of material. So I don't think it's that crazy, but it was just like from a listening perspective, you're just like, I'm not gonna listen to this again. You know? Yeah. Three hours. But, um, it was the, also I was a little, uh, salty with, uh, uh, Trump when he did, because I thought the Rogan thing was an emo move. What was the Rogan thing?

Well, so basically he posted like... Oh, the Rogan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because Rogan said that he liked RFK Jr. Rogan was on a podcast saying he liked RFK Jr. And then someone clipped it saying he endorsed him. And then Trump posted, and this was the order of operations i've confirmed yeah it's like trump posted basically uh hey just for the because it was going so viral he was like just for the record i didn't actually

endorse anyone because rfk posted yeah i didn't actually endorse everyone i just think that rfk is the best or whatever but i also thought it was cool when trump did trump didn't see that yeah and then he posted he was like a big hit piece on Rogan. And then he like a big, like little podcast, man. He did one of his tweets. And then he was like, you're going to get booed at the UFC. And it was like, I get, you know, this is the thing. I guess some people like it. Some people don't.

This is how he hit. This is the same thing he did with Kim Jong Il. He tried to do the Kim Jong Il format to Rogan where he's like, I'll be really aggressive to you. You'll come back. I mean, that's what he did to Elon Musk. He was like, this guy's the worst. He's like, he fights really aggressive to you you'll come back i mean that's what he did to elon musk he was like this guy's the worst he's like he fights with people he's almost like negs people and then eventually he was like and it's not my favorite thing it feels a little emo but the uh because i know people in like real life he called gavin he really he kind of was uh

like it i kind of missed it i had to rewind but he's talking about gavin newsome he goes gavin newscombe okay he goes just because he calls gavin newscombe just said it wrong no no he calls him gavin newscombe but do you think oh new scum new scum but he's like he didn't like he didn't really hold on he's like he's just like he just calls him gavin newscombe he's gavin newscombe made a big disaster in california i guess he has a good point that kamal har Harris isn't fucking doing a three-hour interview. Yeah. But the Rogan thing to me was just like, it was one of those things where that you can't do the same trick over and over again where you're just like, you're a fucking piece of shit. And then like, eventually, like, you're just like, well, then we'll make up or whatever.

Yeah. But you put pressure on them and they have to come make up with you or whatever. For sure. And Rogan's not on things like that. He's not like that. So it's a mistake. Rogan's not bending the knee. He's not.

He's definitely not like that. Rogan's like, we'll find out who ufc people like more 100 it was just like it was a gamble but to me it felt like a bit of an evil gamble i'd actually talk to him a bit when he was at the party we were at last weekend um but it was hilarious from a media perspective which you actually posted about this but uh because uh, cause Kamala Harris has been doing a thing where she just says she'll, she steals all the stuff. She goes, I invented not taxing tips, which is hilarious.

She's just like doing the Trump policies. And then the way that the media posts it, they go, Trump says he's going to take tax away on tips, which will cost the government millions, 250 billion dollars. And then she goes, Kamala, uh, fighting for the working class person all right yeah and it was the same publication the way that they're doing it like two weeks apart something of the amount that she has

these people's nuts in a vice or they put their own nuts yeah they go we don't want trump to win and we want kamala to win and we will lie. The people who work at these media places show up at the vice and they fucking bend down on it. The mobsters are there like, crank it to 10. The mobsters are making it like. Like the fucking casino with the mobsters heading the vice. Well, it's funny because she has a bunch of 20-year-olds doing like a TikTok campaign basically. And it is funny because like that is the tiktok format of like you see someone else do something it goes viral and you're like fuck we'll do that

yeah do you see alex byron's thing with uh chick who's her name's only js only and basically he posts like a eight like a probably minute long joke and then she just legitimately takes his and she's got like 8 million followers or something. And she just goes to people's jokes, takes them and just says them word for word, which has been popping up more and more. Like all these, like a lot of podcasts are saying like word for word stand up.

I see a lot of sketches on like Instagram and TikTok where I'm like, I see literally five versions and I have to go like, who actually came up with this? Well, this is what happened now because you have a lot of people that, especially a lot of these social media people that were like 20 years old and whatever,

they get famous and they're like, you're famous for being funny. And you're just like, well, I'm not professional at that. So you're just kind of like, you're like, I haven't been making stuff forever. And then I got popular. You're like, it's like literally getting thrown in the NBA. So then these people are like, well, I guess I i'll just i guess you just steal stuff right the worst part

too is this what word for word make people's jokes and then well let me just say the her thing is wild this guy so alex byron he he posts about it being like this is crazy right and then she goes no no no i took that from reddit i guess we both took it from the same reddit post and he's like well yeah no i didn't do that because i'm like i'm an actual comedian but he's like steal from reddit but he's he was like well what do you think like it's funny the gaslight me but he's like yeah but uh i'm me so i know that i didn't do that and then uh and she was kind of producing this like in her mind it was like kind of a maybe a smart move where she was like well culpable deniability because she was a fake reddit well no she was like of producing this, like, in her mind, it was like kind of a, maybe a smart move where she was like, well, culpable deniability because she was a fake Reddit. Well, no, she was like, well, maybe someone try and scribe your joke and put it on Reddit.

I guess that's better to be able to stealing people from Reddit in her opinion. But like, yeah, I'm like, that's still, you're still stealing something to take something verbatim for Reddit. But then she goes, well, I can even find the post. And then she went and made, you can make like a backdated post on Reddit. Yeah. And then he was able to delete, but she's like,

it was deleted. And then he was able to like go and find that she, it was made by her and whatever. And it was just like, and then she's just going to move on with her life. Well, that's what I was going to say is. So whenever I see these,

like on Instagram, where I'll see like five of the exact same sketch, like literally the exact same one i always go look at the comments to be like are people roasting this person for stealing not never no no nobody's ever like yo you fucking stole this everybody's just like brilliant yeah and but and a lot of them are it's one thing if they're like okay i'm doing somewhat of the same idea i mean no no these are legitimately word for word thefts it's i guess just like that's what i mean it's because it's all from tiktok and tiktok is like chinese which has no like

intellectual property yeah so i guess that's i guess we're all just chinese now it really doesn't feel like this is what it is fucking instagram is just canal street now it's literally just buying fake bags what's kind of what it is nobody respects anything the tiktok is america's just china now as far as the internet goes because there's no intellectual property stuff so it has gone out of control yeah and it can't it's crazy because you can't enforce it they're all operating in their own little silos so it's like no one there's no accountability copyrighted anyway but like i I kept posting about the Australian breakdancer, and the Olympics kept copywriting me on Twitter.

Do you see the Australian breakdancer's new news on her, by the way? No. Well, the new news on the Australian... Well, one breakdancing's out of the 2028 Olympics. I don't get that. Thanks. Canadian won gold, though. Nice. nice i don't i can see that toronto yeah he was really good but i don't get why they were like this girl sucked so bad we're

canceling the event i think it was maybe not like sometimes i think they schedule them for apparently olympics lost a lot of money too yeah oh yeah i mean i don't know where does the money even come from they said they lost two million dollars and they said that we may never financially recover i guess they... But it's like the country that loses the money, right? I don't like... Like, who is actually sitting there being like, man, we're... Well, there's an Olympic committee, I think.

Yeah. But, like, I'm curious. Well, who's making the money off the Olympics merch? It's whatever that company is. It's the IOC. It's just like the Olympic... Okay. So, what are you questioning?

Well, I'm just saying they're like, you know, one, they don't pay... I don't know. Well, the government's kicking tons of money to do the Olympics. I don't know. They announced that they lost billions of dollars. I'm not an expert on it. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. Well, I don't know. But anyways, I don't think they like, sometimes they'll schedule an event. They'll be like, it's just this year.

And we'll see if it's for the next one or whatever. I don't think they're like, it's canceled because of it. It doesn't even make sense that they canceled. Why don't they just like, wait till like the Olympics is over this dust to settle. I don't think they're like, it's canceled because of it. Well, it doesn't even make sense that they canceled. Why don't they just wait until the Olympics is over, the dust to settle, and then quietly cancel it?

It just seems like, what's the point of making a big public... Like a girl just won gold from Canada. She was obviously actually good at breakdancing, and then they're like, just so you know, that's not even an event anymore. It just seems rude to everyone else

because this one girl was bad. You go, this girl's so bad, like your sport is not a sport anymore. I don't know. It just felt like, it didn't make This one girl was bad. You go, this girl's so bad. Like your sport is not a sport anymore. I don't know. It just felt like it didn't make sense to me. It is a weird sport because there's like DJs and there's like a hype man. Well, so synchronized swimming is ridiculous too. I mean, there's no, dude, there's a sport in the Olympics where you ski and shoot.

That was the old Jerry Seinfeld joke. There's going to be swimming and strangling a guy. It's like, but there's plenty of sports like synchronized swimmingized swimming in my opinion is one of the dumbest things ever break dancing is just no dumber than that yep yeah that's true dancing my high school when i grew up was huge on the break dance battles so they legitimately probably once a week we'd have freestyle fridays where people would have rap battles in the cafeteria. Yep. And then they would have freestyle battles. And all the freestyle battles were the ones where they would have the boombox playing. And then it was the ones where, you know, you do the battle stuff.

So the guy would like take the guy, pretend he's a robot. And then you take the guy's head, put it on the floor and pretend to piss on it. Stuff like that. And then every single freestyle Friday broke out into a huge brawl and then basically they eventually canceled it i don't think there was one freestyle friday that didn't involve an enormous brawl afterwards yeah so eventually they had to stop freestyle fridays but the breakdance was all the same thing it's the guy going in the guy's face pretends to rip out the guy's heart and i eat it.

I do actually remember watching the show. The dumbest shit. Remember Freestyle Fridays on BET? Well, I think ours was named after that. Yeah, I assume so. Obviously, that's where it came from. Poppin' show. Big Tigger.

I don't know what the breakdancing was called, but it was something. I just remember that taking off the head and then pissing on it and then taking off the heart and eating it. Yeah, heart and eating it. A 16-year-old just eating your heart in a cafeteria. 14. Ajax. And everyone going, oh! The competitions at our cafeteria were insane.

So it was a lot of that shit. But I would love if someone did that in the break. They went up to the other competitor. The competitions at our cafeteria were insane. So it was a lot of that shit. But I would love if someone did that in the break. They went up to the other competitor, pretended to take their head, and then do like a soccer keep up with their knees, and then spin it on their hand, and then back in.

That would have been good if someone did. They would have liked that in Paris. Someone did some of the battle break dancing. Yeah. Tim Waltz, masculinity is terrifying to republicans this is an article that's coming in a lot of places now how many republicans you think he puts on the camo hat and they go oh my god not the camo they keep they really make a point of referencing that he wears a camo hat too he loves around the camera all the hunters in america who are like kind of on the fence they go this guy wears a camo hat he's one of you yeah yeah why would you vote for trump when this guy

wears a camo hat guy's a fucking camo hat do you think the duck dynasty guys are just like i mean change our donation fuck trump or do you think they're also terrified they're like i mean i'm a man but that's a fucking man. That's a real camo hat right there. Their campaign launch in Philly, Harris lauded Coach Waltz, honored his veteran status and beamed with pride that Waltz was known as one of the Capitol Hill's best marksmen, winning a bipartisan sharpshooting contest year after year. So this is a man who's half man,

half Bigfoot. He lives in the woods. This is a terrifying man, ladies and gentlemen. Stolen Valor Tim. We're coming after him. Well, know what I would think? If I was doing nicknames for him,

personally, I was thinking, and no one's come up with this, well, maybe they have, but because one of the things was the COVID snitch line, let's call him Tattletail Tim. That would be a good nickname.

Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. The problem is, I think a lot of the Republicans- Like, if he was wearing the camo stuff, they'd be like, yeah, you're Tattletail Tim. Tattletail Tim. That is a good one. Or Tall Tale Tim, because I guess- Tall Tale Tim's also good because of the Stolen Valor stuff.

I don't think they're- the Republicans are trying to make the Stolen Valor thing such a big thing. I'm like, I don't think they're like like go to a harris or you know people who support kamala harris and be like this guy's like uh lied about his rank in the military they're like we hate this country like what are you talking about i don't care i hate america what do you think i give a shit that he lied about his good yeah like good i don't care like he he dodged going to iraq and retired earlier like good hate iraq i hate this country i hate the wars i don't give a shit that he lied about that i would have done the same thing legitimately well that's yeah that's i guess they're trying to get

the armies on board but i would imagine the armies are already on board the army guys are already on board yeah i mean maybe there's like a strong contingent but the army guys may have been switching when they saw him hunting in the forest. They'd be like, I didn't realize this guy's fucking one of us. Yeah, and I mean, he was like, you know, he did serve in the military for 24. I thought it was the National Guard. Or whatever, National Guard for 24 years. But the thing is, he was like.

What does the National Guard do? Every once in a while, they come to a city to. Well, no, he was. So he basically, because he's trying to yell at a protester. Well do stuff on the state level but then as far as and i could be wrong about this but he was they got deployed like they spoke with people who were in his like uh whatever group or division or whatever and so he was like a command master he got uh promoted to command master sergeant which is like this whole uh program And then they got essentially a warning letter saying, you prepare to be deployed.

And then so then he, like, I think maybe two months later, retired knowing that he was going to be deployed because they received this. And then they were like, here's your formal deployment notification after he retired. So he's trying to say no i retired and then we then we got the deployment but you're like you know you got the warning letter in advance so you knew you were getting deployed and then he's like no i just like funny i retired i retired because i wanted to run for congress and you're like no you knew you knew you were gonna you knew

and then also he's been lying because he keeps referring to himself like people are like so you were a command master sergeant and he's like he wasn't a command master sergeant he was for like a couple months but he never finished the program so he can't call himself that he's a master sergeant or whatever uh or whatever so anyways he's really wearing the woodsy man's costume that's yeah i mean he's like i'm a hunter and all this well he did a whole thing he goes i guarantee uh that jd vance can't shoot pheasants like I can. Losing the vegans, Tim. Tim. Well, it is funny because they are running sort of a thing because they're basically doing their rallies

for kind of like city bisexuals. And then he's going out there like playing to the cameras, like being like, and I can shoot pheasants. And everyone there is like, when's the guy from Migos going on? Where's Quavo? We came here for Quavo. I heard that some guy that was on a Jay-Z record was going to do a song or something tonight.

I got to listen to this guy tell me about how he's inducted to dynasty, basically. You know what time Fat Joe's coming out on? I heard Pete Davidson's coming to his speech like yeah it's an interesting little thing that they're running but they are basically trying to eat trump's lunch with all this stuff i mean the polling is this working my actual theory this is my conspiracy theory is that it's going to seem like because you know they flip the polls and it's going to seem like harris is going to win and then trump's going to steal it on election

day and then they're going to go fucking that's what you think would you bet on that the left's gonna go crazy like insane buddy i i'll tell you what if they think because imagine if that does happen i honestly think we'll be in the podcast studio and it'll be like oh can you bet on that ryan yeah short target what short target i don't get it target the company oh short their stock targets will be falling and all across america legitimately they will be here and they'll be like trump has won the election everybody's like no no you told us again that a woman was a lock to be the next president you've been saying it's a lock buddy if they have to get to come they move tumble

on their fucking back-to-back women jimmy the greek said it was a lock. Buddy, if they have to get Dekombe Mutombo on their fucking back-to-back women. Jimmy the Greek said it was a lock. This is going to be even worse because that was an old white woman. This is a younger black woman who's going to have this stolen from her on election day. Oh, my God. That's not going to be good for anybody. No. No. gonna have this stolen from her on election day oh my god that's not gonna be good for anybody no no i don't think so yeah you're gonna that'll be the absolute worst case in it i mean the like if they were saying they weren't you know trump wasn't accepting the results of the election and someone actually said when i posted this because you know i remember like

trump wanted the pence to not certify the election? Yes. Because the VP can do that? Yeah. The current VP is Kamala Harris. She's the one that's a certifier? She could be the one to not certify. So she's like, I ain't doing it.

No. I'm not certifying him. He's a certified pedophile. She comes in and says that. Quavo, hit it. The only certification that's happening around here is Donald Trump being certified a certified pedophile. I definitely...

What if Trump... New York's going to be a fucking shit show. What if Trump wins and then gonna be a fucking shit show What if Trump wins And then he plays They Not Like Us Comes out at three in the morning They Not Like Us He comes out in the camo hat

Yeah the camo hat Well anyways They're really pushing That this guy's a real man Yeah He is a real man Real man Real man

You know what I was actually making me laugh too Also Is There is You know we've actually making me laugh, too, also? There is, you know, we've talked, obviously there's some truth to it, but you see a lot of guys that were kind of, you know, I guess you'd call boomers, born in the 70s, and they're all like, you know, men are way softer right now.

When we were growing up, we were men. We fixed things. And then you see a picture of them in high school, long hair, belly top, bell bottoms, roller skating. Yeah. You know what I mean? Smoking dope. Smoking dope. in high school, long hair, belly top, bell bottoms, roller skating. You know what I mean? Smoking dope. Smoking dope and they'll be like back in my day, men used to be men and you're just like, you're wearing bell bottoms.

They wore belly tops with a collegiate photo on. You went to Canada to avoid Vietnam. What are you talking about? Listen to, on the roller skates to Queen, don't stop me now. Having a good time, having a good time having a good time just real man yeah real man shit at a kiss disco concert yeah exactly painting there a lot of these guys have a bit of a revisionist history they wear the the belly tops with the number on it

and it's like you look like a gay cheerleader for the team yeah how many people's dads right now that are just like watching tucker being like these fucking kids and just like yeah here's you and here's you on a belly top mesh midriff showing what on the world is zestier than roller skating like at least our generation did say like yeah rollerblading no thank you yeah at least we put them in line to make it a little more dangerous we put oh yeah we put the wheels yeah we put them in line to make it a little more dangerous. Oh, yeah. With the wheels.

Yeah. We put them in line to make it a little less, no wheel on wheel action. Yeah, no brake at the front. Are you kidding me? Brake at the front is zesty. Very zesty braking at the front. You're right. Braking at the front in a belly top.

Back in my day. Yeah, you know what happens when you brake at the front? A little bit of bending over. That's why we put it at the front in a belly top yeah back in my day yeah you know what happens when you break at the front a little bit of bending over that's why we put it at the back you know bending over and this hole opens just an eighth of an inch yeah exactly when you're bending over backwards to stop on your rollerblades that's what happens you close yourself up the sphincter whereas they're they're bent over just fucking prime target for another bell-bottomed man with a leather jacket with his fucking full chest hanging out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen to Queen and that other band. There was a metal band that we now know the lead singer was gay when it's obvious looking back that he was gay.

Iron Maiden. No, not Iron Maiden. You know the one, though, Johnny Glover. Which one was it? He'll find it. Well, Iron Maiden, was that Rob Halford? Because he was gay. I don't know. Well, was it? He'll find it. Iron Maiden, was that Rob Halford? Because he was gay.

I don't know. Well, maybe it was Rob Halford. We're not big men. Judas Priest. Sorry, I'm sure people are like yelling at us right now. I mean, it didn't take that long to figure it out. Well, just for even saying

the wrong thing. They're like, how could you not know? You're not a metalhead. Well, anyways. Yeah. Yeah, they're doing the YMCA at the roller skating rink

literally actually that might have been our generation oh yeah we weren't rollerskating though i do remember i don't think i ever did the ymca maybe i did but i probably more likely did the macarena i've done them both macarena i for sure did yeah i remember good roller skates. It was kind of interesting. Our buddy sent us this thing, one of our fancy rich tech friends. Yeah. He sent us Bill Clinton's policy in, I think it was 1992, was it? 1992, yeah. So this was Bill Clinton's policy of, what do you call it? Platform.

Platform. There we go. Oh, platform shoes. That's another one they used to wear. Yeah, with the fish in them. Platform shoes. Freaks. Platform shoes with fish in them.

With the goldfish in them, you fucking animal abusing freaks. Yeah, exactly. So anyways, he sent us Bill Clinton's platform at the time, and it reads exactly like a mega platform. I'll just read a few of them because it's kind of wild. We call for restoring basic American values that built this country and always make it great. Personal responsibility, individual liberty, tolerance, faith, family, hard work. Our party's first priority is opportunity. Broad-based, non-inflationary

economic growth and the opportunity that flows from it um no interest in domestic the current president with no interest in domestic policy has given america the slowest economic growth so they're saying no globalization basically uh we reject the do nothing government of the last 12 years and the big government theory that says we can hamstring business and tax and spend our way to prosperity we believe in free enterprise and the power of market forces goes on and on and on no men and women sports government don't raise children people do yeah uh to empower america's communities we pledge to restore government as the upholder of basic law and order basically republicans right now are just 90s democrats or not even like mid-2000s democrats

yeah it's interesting i mean obviously there's always a bit of like you know this is what their platform is this is what they actually do so i don't you know i wasn't uh maybe i don't remember that time period enough at uh because i was you know six yeah enough to you know remember the period exactly but on paper what their what their proposals were were exactly what your average republican would be right now yeah for sure isn't that interesting i guess it just goes to show you that how much further further like i guess everybody moved left yeah just that everybody moved left and the left moved extra left i have another theory that was uh maybe it's been said before but you know kind of uh because i i you know there's obviously like the you know the big social conversations then really

i probably in reality i'm more concerned about the economic conversations even though they're less fun to talk about yeah but like if i was actually to say about things that I thought, what would help the country or whatever, obviously. But it kind of is, if you look at it, so many of America or the West's problems probably do stem a bit from the fact that people can't buy houses. For sure. If you think about it, even when you're talking about people having a vested interest in the country

it's like well yeah that happens a lot like people there's no non-binary people with a lawn no you know what i mean you know what i mean maybe a couple but like very few people what's a city thing that being non-binary is just by nature of yeah but it's also a not it's not a homeowner thing i think a lot of people that you know kind of want to uh tear it down of people that, you know, kind of want to tear it down. Maybe it's like, well, yeah, people don't want to tear it down when they own property. I think you still take they have a they have an invested interest by buying a home. So it's like it becomes Black Rocks country, which, you know, leaves these people to, you know, go in insane ways or whatever. Yeah, I think that's a part of it.

I think if you're non-binary and you buy a house, like if you're a-binary chick you buy a house in two years you're just a lesbian and overalls well sure yeah working on the house yeah yeah yeah yeah exactly you regress well you're not yeah you're not exploring your gender identity you're exploring home depots yeah yeah non-binary is more of like a commune type home depots manure section yeah yeah no that's that's true i mean yeah the home ownership is obviously a difficult uh there's no there's not very many disney adults that own a home if that's fair to say no no unless yeah yeah but i don't know i don't know how they're gonna fix it i got one more yeah go ahead they don't need a safe space they have a safe space it's called their pantry

it's where they keep the ho-hos see any city people know you don't even have a pantry well that's what i'm saying yeah and that's probably who has the space for a pantry no one's in the closet when they have a big a lot of people a lot of people watching this they live in like just normal cities and they're like yeah i have a walk-in pantry no one's in the closet when they have a walk-in closet no i'm i guess there's gay people probably. Sure. But as far as like, you know, millennials and Gen Z that are on some wild shit, they probably, if they were able to like buy a home easier, they'd probably be on some, that would be just a phase in their life that they were in. Like the guys used to have their fishes and now that guy is, you know, worrying about,

you know, setting up his horseshoe course in the backyard dad in 2060s like kids these days it's like he used to be non-binary you didn't believe in gender yeah you you were a woman for nine years for nine years you lived life as a woman for nine years i guess the 80s people had the androgynous thing which is kind of similar yeah 80s got a little fruity the bowie like androgynous stuff but rock and roll they weren't saying but they were never saying they were chicks they're like i'm just a weird guy yeah no there was uh the big comedian that said he was like uh but he said he was a crossdresser eddie isard eddie is it yeah he was

a crossdresser because i think it was hard to come out as just trans, because now he's like, I'm trans. But forever, he's like, no, I'm just a cross-dresser, and then he just started performing as a cross-dresser. If you're like the transsexual comedian or whatever, and trans becomes popular, it's obviously a no-brainer that you're going to take that one final step. Yeah, for sure. But now he's saying he is trans.

He's like, I was always trans. It was just hard to... I think that's kind of... I'm sure he would say that yeah but uh anyways i do think that yeah you there would if the fact that like black rock owns every property and you know increasingly so probably if you're gonna have a place with like what you would call individual liberty and you know individualism it's like well for people to care they need to like own a bit of that property yeah it is interesting neither party's platform has as involves getting like affordable housing for people like like nobody's platform has like here's how we're gonna make it able for you to buy a home

yeah that's you're saying it's just not really like talked about period but it seems like it's a pretty big issue i think they just accepted that none of you guys don't own homes that's what happens you'll own nothing and you'll be happy you're yeah you're getting bugs yeah just bugs and yeah it is weird though because you think some of that would be like a big point where like people would be pretty receptive to that saying like hey how can i one day own a home and neither party's like not touching that not with a 10 foot i think i saw something about they were looking at uh changing like the mortgage mortgage structure here where they're going to like extend the mortgages or something long like amortize them over a longer period so that it's smaller

payments smaller payments but you yeah you pay way more interest but i guess it is a way to make it more well there's a mental thing i think people have of owning a home you know well i mean you need to put a down payment on it some people are like i'm never gonna have a hundred grand sitting around to buy a house right but they could have 15 grand or whatever. But I mean, yeah, to get the down payment even is a big obstacle for a lot of people. So. Okay. I have to bring this up because Jada Pinkett Smith.

And you know me have a love hate relationship with Will Smith. Me hate Will. Me love Will. Yeah. Cause I do. It's, it's, it's do it's it's it's he's a battered man i kind of feel like you know how trump does the thing where i was saying he'll like yeah he tells people he hates them but then he becomes friends with them yeah maybe i have that a bit with will smith where it's like just you know it's some tough love yeah i heard sam i saw a clip with

sandler he went on roan And Sandler was talking about Will Smith And it was bumming him out It is so funny though That like Because I listened to Probably the first hour of it No matter who's on any podcast

Once they just start talking about comedy I'm like That's boring Yeah A little bit He goes remember that spot He goes oh that was great So remember this guy

I think it's cool That it's Sandler It is cool He doesn't do a ton of interviews So I think it's like Whatever Sandler wants to talk about, you're fine to maybe listen to it. But I haven't yet, but I just saw the clip.

But the Sandman's the fucking goat. Yeah, I love the Sandman. So Jada Pinkett Smith has reportedly issued an ultimatum to Will Smith to start acting like a real man. Now, Will Smith's friendship with Johnny Depp is reportedly causing friction at home with his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith. Oh, because he was having a big orgy on a yacht with Johnny Depp. I'd imagine would be the problem.

And by the way... Is that the problem? He's... Yes. Was it an orgy, though, or was it just two boys hanging out? I would imagine he's probably getting it in. Oh, you think so? I figured it was...

I thought it was just straight up just boys hanging out. Will Smith has his new pal, Johnny Depp. Yeah. Will Smith is on... He's acting like a Miami man again. his new pal, Johnny Depp. Yeah. Will Smith is on, he's, you know, he's acting like a Miami man again. He's going back to his roots. Yeah. He's a Miami rich guy, you know,

at 55 years old with a couple of young 22 year olds on the boat, him and Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp's fucking teeth are falling out. Johnny Depp's not doing great. Johnny Depp's teeth are falling out. You know the girls He's got so many bracelets He can barely lift his arm up now

You know but Yeah It's fine It's fine That's what he's doing He's going back They have money And he's like a rich guy

With girls on the yacht Now I understand that you might say You know I don't want my husband Being a fucking rich guy on a yacht You did a press tour About the guys That you've been fucking

With behind the back Made the guy a national You fuck the guy's brain so much he's you know fighting people at the oscars this guy you know his brain got messed up you see the way he's laughing now he's a shell of a man he goes oh see i read this i didn't even see it as she says as chicks on the boat i just was like just two boys saying like i think he's like hey i just want to go play a round of golf with martin lawrence she's writing some big think piece about it being like oh he wants to get away from me like i just want to go play fucking golf with my buddy i can understand why you could see it that way but that's not what's happening she says it's going all these parties and blah blah

blah like she johnny depp has a party boy lifestyle and will smith and him have started a new you know friendship where they're party friends essentially okay and the thing is she's saying she's saying like you know this guy's a married man out here gallivanting around with johnny depp and it was like oh he's embarrassing you are you am i taking crazy pills here you are again he is a you're talking about a man who is emotionally abused by his wife. He's a battered man. So then when he goes and does the same thing she does. And not even as bad.

Not even nearly as bad. He's not writing an article about why I needed to fuck all these chicks for my marriage. He's not going on the whatever podcast and talking about all his kills. He's playing fucking Canasta in the galley with Johnny Depp. Probably just the two of them and a couple fucking deckhands. Johnny Depp's showing him his new like... Yeah, his putt. They're putting into a fucking cup. They're putting

into a cup in the back room. Yeah, in the back room. And all these girls are just helping themselves to their liquor cabinet. Yeah, exactly. They're just being like, these guys aren't as cool as we thought. These girls are texting their actual boyfriends. They're like, oh, as he goes, goes it's alright they're putting into a cup again Johnny Depp

showing her his orthopedic pillow he just bought but it is bright Johnny Depp's probably a little bit being like you guys want to pour some champagne on yourselves he gets a bottle. I can't open it. I have arthritis.

Bit of a claw situation. He pops a thing. He wasn't able to shake it hard enough, so he sort of drills it. He just dumps a bottle of champagne on her head. He pours it into a pitcher. He goes, one moment, please. Not what I used to be.

Johnny Depp's walking around the boat telling girls to put their coaster down. That's a mahogany table that'll leave a ring. He's an old man, right? He's getting up there. Yeah, Johnny Depp's definitely walking around with coasters being like, New table. Yeah, he's showing Will Smith That he has a new pinball machine

In the back You know stuff like that But anyways It's like You went on a press tour Talking about how you Banged your son's friend Yeah

Whatever this guy does I bet she's like She probably even holds The Chris Rock thing against him She probably like When they're getting into it I can't believe you did that You're such an angry man Yeah you say See your anger's coming out Just like when you S holds the Chris Rock thing against him. She probably, like, when they're getting into it. I can't believe you did that. You're such an angry man.

Yeah, you see your anger's coming out just like when you slapped Chris Rock. He goes, I did that for you. I know. You embarrassed us then and you're embarrassing us now. You know, good for him. Good for Will, being a rich guy on a boat. Damn, he just can't get away from her. Jada has been totally there for him.

So she's furious. He's flaunting his hangouts with Johnny Depp and totally acting single. Been there for him, she says. Been there for him. I guess part of their arrangement is not hanging out on a boat with Johnny Depp. Well, I think their arrangement went down the fucking tube. I think the slap reset everything for them. Year zero.

He probably had a little bit where she was doing her breast to her where he was like, I have free reign now. And then the slap sort of reset everything where he was like, yeah, but you did that. He was like, do I have to point to the sign? Remember the slap? Slap, yeah, remember the slap? Despite Jada's frustrations,

it seems Will is fully embracing his friendship with Depp, the Pirates of the Caribbean actor, has been taking Will on wild boys nights, introducing him to new friends, involving him in his band's activities. So Will Smith's playing

the fucking cowbell in the band. Band activities. Band, band. You don't want to hear band activities So Will Smith's playing the fucking cowbell in the band. Band activities. Band, band. You don't want to hear band activities. Will Smith's joining a band. Jada, I'm practicing with my band. And he's playing tambourine. She's like, you won a Grammy.

I love the fact that Will Smith is going on tour with Johnny Depp's band. That's what guys have in a midlife crisis. And I have no problem with that. Yeah, exactly. But here's, I saved the sentence for last. That really made me frigging, you know, I'll tell you, man. Blood pressure's rising.

It almost made me walk over to the news.com and I'm just show up at the front door and I go, I will demand a retraction because they said he's making her look like a total fool. The nerve of these people, I tell you. The nerve, the fucking nerve. And probably her PR person fed them this story. You're forgetting on top of this. Like, this story exists. How does this get out?

It's because her PR person's like, hey, put this out there. He's hanging out with Johnny Depp and embarrassing me. It wasn't even an organic story. J fucking the machine is what i think a bitch man yeah definitely that's her she's 1000 feeding this to tmz like will smith's acting like he here he joined a band dude she's probably on the fucking other boat with a telescopic camera. She's in a fucking disguise with her bald-ass head being like... Will Smith switches into his boat shoes and he's going to take the orthotics out of the other... He's going to switch the orthotics into the other shoes. Bad bunions. Despite her frustrations, it seems will is truly embracing the friendship

uh anyways this so this big story is man has friend wife upset exactly newsflash and obviously he's a boat guy he's the pirates of the caribbean okay here we go this is the best article under consumption under consumption core is going viral on tiktok here's why gen z can't get enough and i'm very in favor of this trend well under i'll just say this thing under consumption core is the new viral trend on tiktok that encourages consumers to be a little less spend happy and more conscientious about what they bring into their homes so they've decided that uh not spending you know thousands of dollars always and end up broke

yeah but the the fact that women like i was saying with my republican thing if you want women to do something you need to have a viral trend yes which is there's no consistent law more than that no china's trying to destroy this country though huh they're just like how do we make their gdp go down the younger women stop consuming women have like a brain wave where they're like maybe i don't need to spend eight thousand dollars on a purse yeah you know the devastation to the economy if every woman in concert decides to just cut their spending in half this is coach doesn't like this trend lines i definitely i definitely could see guys behind this being like oh they don't spend 20 on starbucks trend right

come on like that trend don't buy a drink every time you leave the fucking house ladies we're gonna start a only buying beers and not uh expensive margaritas trend. Oh, here we go. Ladies, I have this new thing. We want to do, and every girl's doing it, so you gotta get on board. Every girl's doing it. Choosing what you want to eat within 20 seconds trend. Whoa! Here, I raise you one further. Check the menu before you even get

there and know what you want. Knowing what you want trend. Know what you want before you arrive. The decisiveness trend is going viral. I like the decisiveness trend. The decisiveness trend. Or just order what you're actually going to eat. Or stick with your own meal, Trent.

Don't touch my fucking fries, Trent. Let's get you on TikTok with the don't touch eating your own meal, Trent. You said you didn't want any of this trend and now you're eating it it's so funny they they're realizing they're not gonna waste all their money on like five thousand dollar bags and they need to trend to do it you have to but you have to get the girls to be like they love community right so you have to be like everyone's doing it yeah look at us look at us we're not spending of course i'm a bunch of sheep so i mean it's the it's girls a trend to a girl is the equivalent of chanting their name to a guy yeah you know what i mean yeah like an arena chanting your name it's yeah the equivalent i bet you can't chug this beer

and you're like i don't want to chug a beer denny denny denny den den den the people have spoken or you count down 10 What's going on? So I think that's the equivalent If you're a girl of trend of something Like everyone's doing this Maybe I don't need a mountain mocha frappa bappa

A cappuccino alpacino frappuccino A legendary joke of all time Cappuccino frappuccino alpacino Keep it up I'll be broke-a-cino That's why they got the trend A legendary joke of all time. Cappuccino, frappuccino, albuccino. Keep it up, I'll be broke-uccino. That's why they got the trend. Well, I second this trend. Of course, how do you not?

What I choose to spend my hard-earned money on matters. And I try to be smarter about it every day. And that's what this trend is about for me. So there's also another component of this where it's all of a sudden not dad's money or rich boyfriend's money. There's a bit of a frugalness trend. Little belt tightening. Kosak, a millennial,

remembers a version of under-consumption core that was simply called minimalism. So you definitely need to rebrand things because they get bored of the old one. Minimalism is just out of favor. Girls never really liked minimalism. It never caught on with women. No.

Under-consumption core is definitely hitting them a little harder than minimalism. You got to add core to it because it gives that kind of millennial Gen Z flavor. Minimalism always seemed like serial killer-y to girls. You go to a guy's house and there's nothing there. You know what I mean? That was literally my house. For sure it was your house. That used to be my house.

My house had a bit of that, but I had a piano and a bit of electric drums. I didn't have nothing, but I just didn't have any sort of ornaments and whatnot. I could see you definitely having that. Yeah. You just had an empty house with one cabinet full of baseball cards. Just a couch, two plates. Is this minimalism? I go, I think so.

I guess so. I think that's what I'm doing. Yes, yes, I'm doing minimalism. You have more than one fork i'm a minimalist there's definitely yeah we share the fork we have one fork yeah we we put it in the middle whoever's using it at a time but they go but the reason for this in their opinion is because of inflation so they basically said that you know and the economy's bad inflation so we want to do this under consumption core trend so wait till girls find out that you can still not waste money on stupid shit even after inflation's over that's what's really gonna blow their mind i don't blow

their mind yeah once prices come down once prices come down you don't have to stop the under consumption no but that's what you guys have to be there needs to be like a union of men that are in a room always thinking of like a new version of a trend to get girls to trick women hot new trend we need a new couch and we're gonna buy it on facebook marketplace or pick it up off the curb it's a hot new trend yeah the sec the secondhand jacket trend it's just a trend i don't know i i wish i knew i don't understand tiktok the same way you but everyone is doing it right now yeah i guess i guess you're old just that's what you say to them i guess you're kind of old you don't get this no you probably don't get this you're old so you like to spend you're one of those older people you're on facebook with your facebook friends oh you're being old on facebook i got you you're a little older yeah you've kind of

reached your twilight years you don't really understand the tiktok trends of not spending that much on a jacket that's fine that's fine it's fine let's go buy you a brand new walker so and obviously we're not going to spend a lot on the walker the washington post writer says that uh high school boys who offer girls tampons or studs because there's a lot of talk about the tampon stuff because i guess the yeah i guess that tim uh that was his that was his policy and one of his things he had the trudeau the tampons in the men's room and they go since since tampon trend is trend since tampon there's a little tongue twister tampon tim is trending i'll point out that in high school any boy who casually was like oh you got your period? I stashed a pad from the bathroom in my backpack

in case one of my friends needed it. That boy would be a king stud, she wrote. That boy would be drowning in prom invites. Yeah. Well, I fancy myself a bit of a king stud, right?

Check the backpack here. Oh, what do we have? There you go. Tampon Dan. Tampon Dan. Tampon Dan. So you always carry one with you at all times. Of course. Well, this one, it was in your ass. It says poo on it.

It's a Cuban. It's a Cuban. As you walk up to a girl, a girl's like, she's bending over. She's like, oh, my stomach's hurting. You go, I got something for you. You're under the table You go Not creepy at all No not creepy at all

Just You go I'm always prepared Hold on This is one of those. You go, tell me your stomach's hurting. Oh, my stomach's got a... Oh, you actually have something in your ear. How did you know?

So definitely you'd be a hero. Yeah. And the girl's just like, uh, thanks. It's kind of that thing, I would say this bit on stage, but it's like, because incels girls were always like, leave me alone.

And then those incels were like, we'll never talk to you ever. And they were like, those guys need to be in jail. Yep. Because what really what girls want is good looking rich guys to talk to them and bad looking ugly guys to die. To die. Yes. To cease to exist.

To cease to exist. Yeah. They don't want them to die. They just want them. They don't. Remove from the gene pool. No, it really is. It's Yeah, they don't want them to die. They just want them... Remove from the gene pool. No, it really is. It's like, we don't care where you go. It's just not here.

It's not around here. We don't care where you go. You just can't stay here. So I think if, yes, if the guy that she was very attracted to, I still think, I can't imagine looking back at my high school days, any girl in the world

thinking it was normal that i was in high school like i'm getting fucking punched like if she had a boyfriend i'm a dead man hold on give me the tampon back i'm gonna do you in high school now um okay say that your stomach hurts oh my stomach hurts i actually have a tampon for you so that's $2.50. But I can start a credit line if you'd like it. I have more on my back. If you'd like to open an account, there's more where these came from. $2.50 each, five for $10.

Let me just grab that, put that on my ledger here. Danny the accountant. But I have a two for $ dollars if you're interested girls do the flowers just a bunch of guys walking around like fucking instead of the shop pencil popping the tampon in the ear this is every kid in minnesota right now apparently they're not guys just they're all dripping drowning they're just drowning and i'm really hoping my wife right now it's like where the fuck are my tampons well so you could buy one if she needs it how bad you need it's really a question well that's yeah i'm interested in oh my god i need a tampon. You're like, well, the question is how bad is it?

What's the blood situation? You have to be walking around all day with your coat wrapped around your waist. I mean, I'd hate to see you get a stain. That's going to cost a lot more than $250,000. Seems to me that you can't afford not to buy it. I don't know what you know about dry cleaning costs at the moment, but they are through the roof. What's not through the roof. It's by tampons.

Okay. So, weirdly enough, the price just went up. It's dynamic pricing. The demand just went up by one. And the supply appears to have stayed the same. And if anyone knows anything about the economy, market forces. Market forces. Market forces. The supply was one And the demand was zero Now it appears the supply is one

The way I see it, the demand just increased by 100% I'm literally like fucking throwing the janitor At 20 to just not stock up the bathrooms I just offload them Like fucking the mob Like just the truck Hijacking the tampon truck Just walking down the street with two suitcases My locker offload them like fucking the mob like just the truck hijacking the tampon truck just walking

down this street with two suitcases my locker you know of course the fucking tampon the guy there's always the guy with you know the sodas and okay boys we're gonna see you over at patreon.com slash the boys cast every week a new episode for all the fellas where the numbers have been increasing every you don't know what i looked at which is cool for us i looked at the graph of our thing yeah and it literally it just it's like the s&p yeah it's not like it fucking you know any enormous bumps but like it legit our fucking patreon growth does actually look like the s&p 500 is just like steady fucking up since you know what warren buffett says do not bet against the smp 500 yeah that is a losing bet and it goes same for the boys warren buffett's sitting there

with his hands full of cash right now what do you think of that i think he maybe knows something yeah i mean he does seem like he does know something because he's sitting cash heavy right now. 250 billy. Just cash, baby. He's going to Vegas. Yeah, kind of. Buying it. Well, he's banking on a big crash is what it sounds like, right?

Yeah, sir. He just doesn't like what things cost right now. Well, you're banking on it going down, obviously. Boyscast Patreon. Patreon.com slash theboyscast. Thank you, everybody. And we will see you next week.