The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Underground Jewish Tunnels & Kat Williams Made Us Wear Dresses

Episode Date: January 12, 2024

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In response to Cat Williams' recent claims that Steve Harvey has stolen jokes, comedic actor John Krasinski has also gone public with allegations claiming that Steve Harvey stole his bit of looking into the camera for comedic effect after something wacky happens. Krasinski continued, Everyone who watches Harvey on Family Feud knows that the Steve Harvey stare looks an awful lot like the Jim from The Office stare. Sure, he's doing a black version and he has a mustache, but at the end of the day, it's my bit. It's one thing when he does a weird look to the contestants for comedic effect, but when my man is looking right down the barrel,

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in New York. And I could make some jokes about these Jewish channels. You know, listen. I could make some jokes about these Jewish tunnels. You know, listen. You could make some jokes about how it resembles a rodent coming up from the sewers to get a slice of cheese.

I'm not that guy to say those kind of things. We're not that guy. I could come out here and say, listen, the Jewish people have built tunnels and then there's these

huge tunnel rackets and when you get to the end of it, there's a big tomb and that's where Jerome Powell keeps his gold bars. That's not the kind of thing that I say over here. I'm not mentioning the blood rituals that might happen. That's for you and your family. The soiled

mattresses. That's not the kind of thing that I would do. I could say you know, I could, do. I could say, you know, I could, if anything, I could give some people some inside info,

but then on the way to this podcast, I realized that Danny coming from Brooklyn goes through his unique sewer system. Awfully dusty. Awfully dusty. Coming out of the sewers. He accidentally left his miner's lamp on. With a bit of cheese on his face. I had the light. Oh, what?

I forgot to take it off of my overnight shift. Oh, you know what? Let's change these, by the way. Let's go. Let's go. We just had to change our light setup. Oh, dang. You just turned it right off there.

You just pressed the button there, pal. What's the button? Listen. Which one? Well, just speaking of lights. You just press it. Which one? One of them. Press it. Which one do you have? Listen. Which one? Well, just speaking of lights, you just press it. Which one? One of them.

Press it. The one you have. Push. There you go. Welcome to my dark lair. Those are things I could say. Danny just had a dusty cheese face. We're not that kind of podcast.

Not that kind of podcast. I like Danny's video where he said they had the foreskin layer. If you're a conspiracy guy right now, your brain's got to be exploding. Oh, it's so hard, man. Imagine. I'm a big, you know, I like my conspiracies. I do a show about it. Low value mail.

This, man, watching people go, because here's the thing. No explanation will be satisfactory. Even if they go, they were harvesting adrenochrome down there. They were killing Gentile babies. There will be so many people go, yeah, but what else were they doing? What else were they doing? What else were they really getting up to down there? Okay, that's the story we're getting.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, right? They go, yeah, that's just what we're getting spoon fed by the fucking mainstream media. Is there anyone that was right about this and it's just like their lids being blown that they were vindicated? Yeah, that one guy. You didn't see the dude who's like this fox? No, no, no.

You're saying there was a guy that was saying, I'm pretty sure I hear Yiddish under my house. Yeah, he goes, I hear Yiddish and digging a month ago. He goes, am I crazy? I mean, that is straight up. A little bit. If I was like that, if I started trying to go to sleep and I just heard, I would a little bit be like, yo, am I losing it?

I'm losing it. I'm on too dark of a web right now. For sure. And this guy's on Twitter being like, the Epstein files are coming out tomorrow there's gonna be a big bombshell and then he goes what the am i hearing yiddish how did that is yiddish sound it's like german and hebrew yeah it's like can you imagine you're you're on the internet being like, this Epstein thing, the Jewish conspiracy, and then you're like... Yo, I'd be fucking...

That would put you in the padded walls, my friend. Literally, the guy deleted the tweets too, because people were like, where are the tweets? And he goes, I deleted them, because people were talking shit about me. But he had a screenshot of them. Holy shit. Literally one month ago.

Buddy, that is a real horror movie though. You get just brought down to the tunnels. Those fucking Orthodox dudes, they're very Children of the Corn vibes if you ever meet them. They're very children of the corn vibes if you ever meet them. They're oddballs. Rolling Stone said, Twitter explodes with anti-Semitic misinformation after the secret tunnels were found under the NYC synagogue.

We're still getting to the bottom of this, so let's not get too ahead of ourselves. Rolling Stone. Okay, so Danny, if you were to, what are the I still don't, I kind of don't get it. I know you know this more than me and you talk to What are the I still don't I kind of don't get it I know you know this more than me

And you talk to some other people What the fuck is happening Okay so I'll Yeah yeah Yeah you just tell it from scratch We'll see And you know This might age poorly

Because this comes out in two days Who knows But from This is the This is the story that Joe This guy Joe the lawyer Who's an orthodox Jew

I messaged him yesterday I go what's going on here He listens He listens to the pode uh this guy joe the lawyer who's an orthodox jew i messaged him yesterday i go what's going on here he the fuck's up here he listens to the pod he's the guy who had the black ebrius realist who the pennies at him yes or whatever and then he probably collected them but um he uh basically said that there were these like young kids at the chabad thing which is like one of the orthodox jew like their, so like sex or whatever, and their main headquarters in Brooklyn, they started, they wanted to like expand the synagogue, like literally have more space.

So then they just started digging in the basements, which is like insane. But they, and I seen another thing saying someone was like, there was like this one, like rabbi who died. Hamas isn't the only people that can make tunnels. No, sir. No, sir. Jews can do it too. But then apparently I saw another thing where there was like this one like rabbi who died hamas isn't the only people looking no no sir no sir jews can do it too but then apparently i saw another thing where there's like some rabbi who like they uh some of them like idolize who's dead he's like this like rock star

rabbi dude who like died because they like no like dude if you go to these are their houses they have photos of this rabbi he's the man he's like the man yeah he's this guy smashing all the jewish chicks i Probably not, actually. Pulling on their fake hair? Usually doesn't get their fucking wigs, yeah. But anyways, apparently he wanted to expand the synagogue, too. So I think some people are following in his directives. This is an ode to him? To be like, we're trying to make the thing bigger or whatever.

So anyways, they were digging. And then they got caught by like the people who like run it because these are like between 16 and like mid-20s like teens whatever and then they were like you have to stop this they're like and then they brought in uh engineer because they're like you're gonna literally ruin our building like you can't just dig you know there's these are basements like you're like you're gonna collapse the building and you're like maybe kill somebody i don't know anyways so they brought in these structural engineers to like assess the damage told them to stop then they kept doing it at which point then they called the police like the people

are like the reason the police were there was because they called the police well the the jewish community has been saying oh it's these extremists that did this they're all extremists like the chabad is like to normal jews you're like they're all extremists right but but anyways they were like yeah it's like these kids who are essentially like they wouldn't listen to us they kept digging so then they called the police on them but then what he says uh joe is like a lot of them are in america illegally they're all they're not from they're not americans which is you see that one clip of the of the new york city cop and they he goes we don't do this in america he goes where are you from?

And I think the one guy said Israel, but he's like, oh, you think it might be Israel? Well, no, no, no. Actually, I thought they were all Israeli, but actually he says they're actually not.

Where is he saying they're from? He says they're from all over. He goes, they're from like, some will be from like South America, Eastern Europe, like they're from all over. Then they come in and are they living there?

Yeah, he goes, some of them are squatting in the tunnels. That's why like, and again, people are like, yeah, they're from all over uh then they come in and are they living there yeah he goes some of them are squatting in the tunnels that's why like and again people are probably like yeah they're like that mattress is not from a squat or that mattress is from like a fucking blood ritual or whatever but like because there's like the dirty mattress with either a blood or a feces stain i'm personally gonna lean towards feces knowing them i'm gonna go that's a shit stain but uh people will be like yeah you're just covering for them you are though i mean whatever dude if this turns out before the podcast starts danny said he goes do you mind if i take the lead on this one really i mean ryan uh sent me all the questions in advance 24 hours in advance just so i could vet them now danny some people are

agreed upon questions right but anyways he said they were like living danny's reading off his hand right now he said that they were living there do you have an earpiece in yeah yeah yeah for right to left yeah i'm going right to left But anyways And he says They're all gonna get deported And they were just like They're all just here

Cause the thing is They all come here They probably come here On like a tourist visa And then they just never leave And stay in the tunnels Yeah and they were like Staying in the tunnels

And then they're putting Cement in the tunnels Well the The actual like guys Who run the Well why don't they Just do the same thing That the other immigrants

Are doing where they're like Hey I'm taking refuge and i want because you have to do there's a format for that you can't fly in as a tourist visa that's what it is and these jews these soft a lot of people by the way they're not walking a lot of people by the way when we were talking about the immigration thing she said a big part of it was trump made a law that uh if you come you have to seek refuge in the first country you go to. So you can't go through another country to get to America. And then

he made Mexico, I think, do something Well, because so many people were just like lollygagging through nine countries because a lot of the people have to, America is only tied to two countries. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there were people, I think, flying into Canada and doing the same thing. But they got rid of it, apparently. And it apparently and that was a big that was so you were you had a good explanation of why the thing's gotten out of hand but they were adding that to it saying one of the other

big things is they changed that law that says you can uh now go to through a country to get to the next country whereas before you couldn't do that which actually the law kind of makes sense it was like if you're saying like i'm'm seeking refuge, it's not like, oh, let me pick which, you know, I'll cruise around and see which country I will seek refuge in because my life's in danger. If your life's in danger,

it's like you go to the country you go to, I guess, right? Yeah, and like Mexico is not some, I mean, it's obviously, I don't think it's considered, it's not a third world country. It's, I think it would be second world, whatever, developing. But you told me that there was, I saw it would be second world, whatever. Sure. Developing. So you saw,

you told me that there was, uh, I saw the video too, but then this guy from Canada essentially was a reporter that got arrested for interviewing. The last thing with the street interviews is becoming dangerous. Yes. Tell me, sorry.

The last thing with the tunnels is so then the people who like run the synagogue are like, we're filling it with cement. Like that wasn't like the city. They're like, look, they're like, you're going to literally collapse the building with your fucking stupid tunnels. So they're like, we're just going to fill it up with cement. But then everybody's like, oh, they're filling it up with cement. Why are they doing that? What's getting filled?

What are they trying to hide? Who knows? Maybe some stuff's going to come out and they're going to do a DNA test on that mattress and it'll come back human blood or something go goat carcass yeah like they'll be like yeah this is like some missing kid that they've been looking for for the adrenal glomerul lab some missing kid yeah yeah so we'll see jesus but yeah the toronto street interviews are becoming a very dangerous endeavor right now well this is fucking crazy just because I saw this dude from Rebel News, David Menzies, this reporter. He was just trying to ask Krista Friedland, who's like this World Economic Forum puppet chick, who's like Deputy Prime Minister of Canada. And he just tried to ask her a question.

And he's like, follow, you know, like they follow like politicians. He's like, hey, hey like what are you asking anything or whatever and then this police officer like there's like a pole and they like walk around this pole and then a police officer like kind of like just like kind of sticks his like just kind of you know gives him like a little shoulder check like sticks his arm out and

then the police officer's like you're under arrest for assaulting a police officer and he's like what yeah he's like I'm literally just trying to ask like this politician a question and they're like no you're under arrest you caning a police officer. And he's like, what? He's like, I'm literally just trying to ask this politician a question. And they're like, no, you're under arrest. And you can tell the other cop was like, fuck, this is probably not. Because the guy goes on this insane power trip. And he's like, you're under arrest.

I'm the police. You are under arrest for assault, which is pretty serious, assaulting a police officer. And it's like, he moved into, you can see it's on video. He bumped into him. And then it was like, you're under arrest. And all he's doing is just trying to ask a politician questions. You're like, hey, as an advocate for the street interview community,

that should be something we're allowed to do. Yeah. I mean, it was fucking crazy. I just watched. I was like, I can't believe this. Because generally, these are the kind of things that happen in not advanced countries. But I guess Canada's taking a little step back. So one other thing that Danny also is the voice on today is you were telling me, Danny

had a lot of info. Yeah. He's the man with the info. People are like, yeah, fake news on the Jew stuff. Just like to be on record. Well, I guess this is more Jew stuff, depending on how you look at it. Just like to be on record. Well, I guess this is more juice stuff,

depending on how you look at it. The SEC Twitter account got hacked because... So Bitcoin, they basically... Explain it. Again, this is more your domain. Bitcoin is supposed to... There's supposed to be like an ETF coming where you can just buy spot Bitcoin as an ETF, though. Yeah.

So you don't have to like self-custody it. Anyways, people have been waiting for like this approval from the SEC and then the SEC tweeted out on Tuesday which would be yesterday but not if you're listening that they're like

it's approved and then Bitcoin like literally spiked like you know $5,000 or something and then they deleted the tweet and they're like someone hacked our account

the SEC Twitter account. That's wild, right? They literally said someone hacked the SEC Twitter account and I saw a lot of people are like oh they should be held accountable for that or whatever but i don't even know what that means but what does that mean yeah what does that mean they're just like we haven't yet and like there's part of me was was thinking you know maybe did people make money on that uh yeah i mean there's definitely money made because i guess it like went up and people probably sold. Dude, it went from, like, 44,000, like, 48,000 back to, like, 44,000.

I didn't notice because I don't follow it. It was in, like, a minute, like, or two minutes or something. Or five minutes or something. Like, very short period of time. But then Twitter, like, confirmed that. I guess, like, the SEC Twitter account, they're, like, didn't use two-factor authentication. Come on. on yeah and then come on someone got access to the phone number and gained access to it i mean dude if you the

thing is you are fucking unless you were like the smartest smartest criminal like you are asking to go to jail if you actually are like hacking into the SEC. And then making some huge trades on it? Yeah. So who did it, you think? I don't know. Someone in the tunnel? No, my thought would be someone kind of maybe like it's supposed to be announced today or tomorrow. And they just kind of jumped the gun on it and announced it. So you think they're lying and saying it was hacked? But apparently Twitter confirmed that it was hacked.

So I guess that's what I first thought. But yeah, Twitter confirmed that it was hacked. So I guess someone just what I first thought. But yeah, Twitter confirmed that it was hacked. So I guess someone just hacked into it and they probably did make a lot of money. Whoa. Potentially, I guess. I don't know. Okay. So let's talk out Williams here for a second.

This interview, the interview that took the world by storm. Correct. The largest podcast interview of all time, arguably. Is that true? It's at like 30 million views on YouTube. Bigger than Rogan and Alex Jones? Well, you don't get the numbers, I guess. So I guess that's the problem.

This is the only one where there's just legit numbers released. But 40 million views currently. Just on YouTube? Just on YouTube for an almost three hour podcast yeah so that's insane pretty crazy and cat williams does rule i've always really liked paul says his favorite comedian i've always really liked him but yeah but so everyone got sprayed oh kevin hart cedric the entertainer ludacris chris tucker steve harvey phase on love yeah and there was a lot of obviously we could do the boys cast uh factor cap with one of them uh but i just want to say for me i kind of related

to what he was saying about the black community because when i did my mark's work warehouse commercial yeah they made me suck him off while you're wearing a dress buddy i said well some people might know i was the spokesperson for Mark Works Warehouse for a short period of time. And I remember I got in there and they were like, you know, obviously it's just going to be a short commercial shoot and we're all going to suck you off.

And I go, excuse me? They go, it's really not a big deal. Just whip it out and we're all going to take a little suckle there. A little suckle. They go, do you not want to be a Mark Works Warehouse spark? Don't make us get mad. go, do you not want to be a Mark's Worst Warehouse Spark? Don't make us get... And also, Mark

wants a taste. Yeah, Mark wants a taste. Mark always gets a taste. That was the best part because Guy Williams was like the... He said Harvey Weinstein wanted to suck him off. Yeah, wanted to suck him off. Because Harvey Weinstein... Well, so I will say... I don't know what the point of that is. Before the dust settled on this, you were like, this is a

lot of salacious shit. But then a lot of people started kind of coming out being like, yeah, he's lying a lot. Obviously, he's lying a bunch. But it was really fun before anybody... He's like JJ. There's like a kernel of truth behind a lot of the stuff he says. You know what I mean? But he said one of the main things, he goes with the pimp thing with Another Friday. Well, he obviously said he read 3,000 books when he was seven.

Yeah, he goes, I was doing the math on that. obviously said he read 3 000 books when he was seven yeah he goes he goes i read that's i was doing the math on that i go yeah he said he read 10 books a day he was home he read 10 books a day for a year sure he was homeless when he was like 13 which might be true i don't i don't know and he's like he basically emancipated himself or something left his family and then it was like stealing fucking car radios he's like i was making two thousand dollars a day stealing car radios there's a lot of a lot of embellishments but like the one thing with like the another friday and the nice cubes like yeah that didn't happen yeah a lot of people are kind of saying that's not exactly the way it happened and there was a few things where he would be like i rewrote that whole script and you're just like he probably

did kind of you know give some pointers and notes and stuff like that and it just kind of you know what i mean it it gets a little but he did out a lot of people comics have been out of those like pretty blatant fucking thieves from that's true like the steve harvey i think it's oh no steve uh sad back in the day from designing women the tv show designing women like, someone did a side-by-side and literally... There are some things, though, and I think that other people have said a version of this, but there's sometimes when they go, oh, this bit was stolen from this bit, and you kind of look at it and you're just like, I've heard a thousand people do that bit. You know what I mean?

Not that. No, I didn't see that one. I'm just saying there are some things where you're just like i've heard a thousand people you know what i mean not that no no i didn't see that one i'm just saying there are some things where you're just like i think nate bargazzi said this on a podcast too but it was kind of true he's like some i mean we all know in our normal life someone would be like oh that guy took the bit from him and he said some version of like i mean y'all should be both embarrassed to be doing that you know what i mean like it's a thing where we go how many people do you know that is like oh you know i have that i have you know i'm on every dating app, Tinder, Tinder, Hinge, Airbnb, Uber. There's just so many bits where you're just like, it's almost like public domain.

And sometimes you've done bits where you're just like, this is not great. I'm sure that I'm not saying everything I've ever done is amazing where you're just like if someone's like oh i've done that like so a lot of times they'll like they'll be like oh this bit was this guys and you're just like yeah and 40 other people for sure this one unless this is like a public domain black thing i can't see it though because maybe you wouldn't know if it's a public domain black thing yeah i wouldn't know but like the the bit from designing women was like the black remember that show designing women there's the gay know if it's a public domain black thing. Yeah, I wouldn't know. But the bit from Designing Women was like the black. Remember that show, Designing Women? There's the gay black guy.

It's a show from the 80s. And then the black guy's like, yeah, I was talking to this guy. His name, he's going, you can call me Bowmanicious. And then I was like, your name's Bowmanicious? That's a weird name. And he goes, no, call me by my initials. That's pretty specific. That's super specific.

And then Cedric the Entertainer does that joke word for word. Okay, Bowmanicious is pretty specific. He goes, I was talking to this guy and he says, call me Bowmanicious. And then I called him. I said, Bowmanicious? Who's Bowmanicious? And someone goes, that's CJ. I like the joke.

Yeah, he goes, that's CJ. And he goes, what? Why are you saying Bowmanicious? He goes, don't call him by my initials. Can I get a little more twang on the performance? Bowmanicious? Don't call them by my initials. Can I get a little more twang on the performance? Bowmanicious. Too much twang. The twang nearly killed him.

The twang nearly killed me. What happened? He had a heart attack. The twang nearly killed me. He had a heart attack doing a black accent. Bowmanicious. Got something stuck in my throat. kill me he had a heart attack doing a black accent I feel like someone's stuck in my throat I'd love

if you had to fucking go to the hospital black accent injury I'm okay everybody I'm motherfucking okay over here dude there is nothing funnier to me and obviously this has been going on since I started comedy and longer than that probably but I've always seen it like it just always it kind of one of those things that makes me laugh

in my core that every black comedian has a core belief that the gay mafia wants to put them in a dress yeah it is so funny as a white dude too because like obviously i we've all worn dresses just as much like you go yeah if you look at every big white comedian they all did it y'all do it too yeah of course they just think they're it's like a maybe they're like not paying attention enough it's a masculine it's like a more masculine uh comedic culture right yeah but maybe they're not paying attention enough to what's going on like the world of white stuff and they like just legit don't know they're like wait you want to and they're like no we're all wearing dresses we're all wearing well obviously it is true though if you're a white writer and

you're like oh terry cruz is gonna be on your set and you can like you're writing him in a movie you're like pretty funny if he wears a dress i mean we're a two two and you know what there's a part of it there it's like if you're like a big, tough black guy, it's even funnier, right? Yeah, a big, tough black guy or just massive, jacked, roided-out dude in a tutu. Well, it's the opposite of what's expected. Yes. I mean, obviously we're backtracking. The official Boy Scouts

stance is there's nothing funny about a man wearing a dress. It's actually pretty normal. I don't know. I mean, I'm a big Kids in the Hall fan, so... No, I'm just saying now I... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually pretty reasonable for a man wearing a dress i can't wait for like the fucking nowadays that trans community to drag kat williams i mean there is this is there is uh a truth to the idea that they're trying to make everything more feminine obviously for sure and they're obviously like you know they want to get the gay shit out

there but i think a lot of the dress stuff is like it is funny yeah to me it's fun i find it funny like even dressing up like halloween as a girl is funny for sure and like the less am i part of the gay conspiracy now i think so yeah maybe i'm the i'm the like pusher you might be the pusher but i'm the gay agenda the more homophobic and less you're into it as a comedian the funnier it is yeah like there's like it's like an actual correlation yeah because you're not liking it makes it funnier like if they go cat willis put on the dress you go i would love to put on the dress you go 10 less funny just with that enthusiasm this is now instantly less funny because you're enthusiastic about it if you fight it a bit you go this is gonna be hilarious but there is different standards because it's the same thing where you know it's like i think we're a little more like hipster than uh than the black community

sure i think probably we don't have the exact same because uh comedic sensibilities as deaf comedy jam but there is this thing where it's like they are trying to please two things right because i think in the white thing it's just like what we don't like why is that even funny and their thing they're like you don't understand i'm gonna get shit from my people yeah the same thing that we might have a thing where here be an example like if you went on some talk show and just like completely was like let's say you picked like a conspiracy theory and you were just like oh these fucking retards that believe conspiracy theories you'd be like okay but like in my world it's actually not that crazy

and also we're right yeah and that's how they see it they're like yeah okay actually we kind of think it's like gay to put on a dress and you're being a bitch and i also agree with that yeah yeah do you know what i mean that's fine no that's fine yeah i do yeah yeah so i think that it's it's more just like the two they're trying to please two different you know you can't uh please two gods at the same time yeah that's them trying to do this right yeah and they just they don't they don't want to be gay on but like it's it's like a deep rooted it is my it's kind of like if you go down every conspiracy theory like what you say there is like a deep-rooted uh belief that the jews kind of run everything yeah yeah there's a deep-rooted belief that every comedian black comedian has not every single one but like so many of them

have that it's like yeah of course they're trying to put you in a dress that's like obviously yeah it's it's honestly probably like goes back to like slavery or it's like you know there's like maybe yeah rooted in like the buck breaking or whatever like where they're trying to literally like you know demean you yeah yeah like the white master and then you get some like nerd white writer that went to harvard and worked on national lampoon and now he's writing movies and you're like i promise that wasn't really what i was up to he goes i'm uh i marched brother brother i marched brother man the dress is i know because yeah especially because robin d'angelo i marched yeah nerdy white people don't even see it like that they see it as like no no no i love the black community and the gay community both equally oppressed both equally i'm your hero yeah i'm

standing up for both of you no no you don't understand to make it even i'm putting the gay guys in blackface yeah what it comes down to at the end of the day is there's a jewish gay agenda yeah yeah yeah that's it that's all it is i think that's what's going on a lot of people if you look in the comments you go it's the jews they literally go who's putting them in the dress exactly putting everybody in dresses hell yeah you're right though because that is good yeah dude i there's nothing i love more than the fucking og but dude if you watch uh dick gregory videos yeah so i was i was in a wormhole where i was getting really into like the old like ship

you know chapelle kind of became like the philosopher style comedian there was like a lot of them that kind of like in their later years became a philosopher like really sitting on the stool kind of yeah you know like it's quite problematic i understand what's problematic sitting on the stool but oh yeah well we'll get to that yeah i know what he's talking about but it doesn't matter right now but the yeah just the like really sort of getting down to business letting people have it like you know let's level with you it's the brother man brother man right it's the also the white teacher that would you know come on kids like let's rap right but dick gregory if you go

watch his old videos type in dick gregory cosby he does he has like a three he has like a four hour interview and then a two hour one and his it's like the whole thing is about how like bill cosby's super innocent by the way yeah and the theory is pretty funny his theory is like essentially that bill cosby didn't want to make this new movie or like he didn't want to make another show that they want to make her he didn't want to make this new movie or like he didn't want to make another show that they want to make or he didn't want to do something that the industry

wanted him to do so that's how they like got all the girls to accuse him of that okay but like there is not a single

like black event that he like can't explain like really conspiratorial like Tiger Woods cheating was a conspiracy like there's not a single one

and it's like and he and the way he says it is like it's we have a lot of buddies like this that are just like you're a sheep it's very you're a sheep energy i gotta go yeah yeah dude you have to check this out it's very like and they'll be like so uh they'll kind of i'm paraphrasing stuff but it's like essentially he's like so they got all the girls to accuse bill cosby like they were all in on and he was like you know if you're not gonna listen I don't even have to tell you. I instantly love this guy.

Listen, if you want to be in the Matrix, you can be in the Matrix. He's an OG Matrix guy. He's saying it in a blacker way, obviously. But his whole thing is obvious. Who are these people? I'm wasting my time. I'm wasting my time talking to these people. It's one plus one equals two for him.

Yeah, he goes, it's so it's one plus one equals two for him yeah yeah because it's so obvious like what don't you get yeah and there probably again there probably is some like kernels of truth to like all the stuff he's saying

you know what I mean yep but that's awesome like it is possible that like a lot of people knew about these things and he pissed off

the wrong person and then they released the info like of course there's some but it's there's not a single event that can't be explained by the gay mafia to this guy right yeah yeah i can't imagine

he has too much evidence uh backing up his claims but he seems like i'm sure even bill cosby's like yeah he you'd be it wasn't honestly he would spit on you right now if he saw danny's energy this is the energy that the reporter gives him sometimes and he does not take kindly to it i love it he's also like 80 or something oh he's really old now i think right yeah i think he died yeah but there's a lot but it's rest in power brother it's like my it's just my favorite thing that it's like that uh it really is like a deep-rooted belief that that's the goal is to get you an address right and i guess the theory behind it and there is again there's probably some truth to this where essentially what they're saying is they know that if they put you in a dress they know that they can control you whereas if you're

going to fight the dress what else are you going to fight right you know what i mean the idea is like well we need to put him through this little uh um purity test right so they go hey i mean the same thing happens with politics it's like you know are you gonna march for this thing are you gonna say this it's like this guy doesn't have the right opinions like we can't control this motherfucker whereas if you if you're out there and you go oh i'll put the dress on whatever you need you go we're gonna be this guy's control of dick gregory ever went like on a trip to africa to like revisit his black blackness or whatever and then he gets off the plane and everybody's wearing a dress and he's just like God damn shameful

what's going they got to you too huh they're all wearing dresses that's so funny they go to a mosque they got to you too they go to like Oman or something they're like all wearing dresses they got to you guys too they got to you too god damn it

so that was that's my that's just my always my favorite thing so i love it when it kind of pops up because it's just like such a funny uh conspiracy and it's so specific you know what i mean and also it was like the chapelle because chapelle talks about it a lot too right and he was like you know i was just in my trailer smoking weed or whatever and they're like come and they're like hey we want to put you in a dress for this script and it was like the funny part to me was even too he was like i'm sitting in my trailer like smoking weed all day and it was just like i mean i could see if you were sitting in your trailer smoking weed all day and then you know they have this uh new scene and then the person comes in they're like we wrote a scene and you're like kind of like a little paranoid

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for Keystone Beer, I just booked a voice acting commercial. I was the voice for Keystone Beer. You're on the voice role, don't you? I was the voice for a couple beers actually for a while because I got a good little bit of a good party boy.

I do have a good beer commercial voice. I don't know if this is what it was, but I can't really remember. I go, Keystone Beer, the beer of the summer. I can't remember what I was doing. I had one where I was doing a surfer. I was like, ah, bro, you don't want to crack a cold one?

Something like that. Dude, voice gigs are the fun. That was them emasculating me. It's like, you do a surfer, you go, aren't you going to be a surfer you go aren't you gonna be a surfer that's what you get for wearing the dress though that's what you get

for wearing the dress you get your Keystone Beer voice commercial no Hollywood is like you get to be like one of the fucking like the M&M's or like you know

you get you go you wear the dress you wear the dress you get to be like the voice of the green M&M something like that you know for life and you're like

that pays half a million dollars a year Or something crazy What's your dignity worth to you pal? There's a number Everybody's got a That's so funny Ted DiBiase Mid-dress

Everybody's got a price Okay On the dress What do I got? Greeter number three In the Walmart commercial You can thank us later The saddest thing is like

For a Canadian Like showbiz You go If you wear the dress you can be an extra in Mr. D season 7. The truth is they want everyone in a dress. They definitely do that. There is

a benefit to being in a dress and there is the... If anything you gotta get out in front of it. You gotta put yourself in the dress before they do. I'm the dressman. Yeah, you go I wear a dress. I didn't wear a a dress just show up to the thing you go this how cooperative i am yeah but also then you can never be like they put me in the dress you go no i put me in a dress that's a good point yeah yeah no no no fucking casting director put me in a goddamn dress no one put me in i wore the dress uh so i thought one interesting thing is

richie redding posted this video, but we have a body, Richie Redding, who's like super funny comedian, toured with Cat Williams like crazy. And he's like a white dude that isn't particularly urban. No, not at all. And confirmed like exactly where Cat Williams is. Yeah. So he basically said, he goes, dude, I toured with Cat Williams. And he basically randomly, he was like friends with promoters.

I think it was in like um philly in philly it was philly i thought it was atlanta i think it was i think the show maybe i don't know i thought he was like whatever he did some show in philly where like he basically had to open up for like some like like wu-tang or something somehow he got in some weird bill yeah like he told the story to us before but essentially like some comic he did a favor for and like but he murdered and he became cat williams before But essentially like Some comic he did a favor for And like But he murdered And he became

Cat Williams opener Yeah for like 160 shows And he said the same thing He goes I had like a really good set And then I was like Oh Cat Williams didn't see it And then basically

Cat Williams just comes Into the dressing room And hands him an envelope And it was 10 grand Yeah like something like Crazy amount of money Like way more This is when he

Yo he probably Yeah he probably made 25 grand a year tops Yeah or whatever And then he's just like you'll be on the road with me he's like you got my word and then he's just like just like that he's like i was 160 it sounds like he does do badass stuff all the time yeah yeah yeah you know and a lot of famous people are like known for that russell peters was super known for that i mean eddie de la sepe our buddy yeah i remember he had some like family catastrophe And then Russell Peters basically- Just bought him a flight.

Yeah, he was like, look at your phone. I just sent you your first flight back home or whatever. So we know a lot of people that do that. Yeah, absolutely. There's a lot of people that do that. I do that to people sometimes. I go to Canada and I put some people on the bill and they go, I'm hungry.

I go, look in your wallet. Look in your phone right now. I just sent you 5% off Arby's. That's a two for one at Harvey's. i just sent you a coupon harvey's i just sent you a coupon arby's like their eyes light up you go arby's you go no i said harvey's uh for canadian listeners that is the worst fucking fast food chain used to be so good when i was i just sent you a 10 i just sent you a $10 gift certificate to Canadian Tire. If you spend more than $100. You got rid of Canadian Tire money?

I didn't know that. I think Alex Byron was like, he's collecting, because you can now buy bricks of Canadian Tire money on eBay. Canadian Tire used to have this. Because they're discontinued. This is the ultimate Canadian thing. People call it crappy tire. Crappy tire.

Oh, yeah. It's pop up. Oh, yeahadian thing people call the crappy tire crappy tire is the ultimate dad the chip that's what my dad was what he called oh yeah we gotta go i need an oil change you gotta go down to crappy i'm a curious pre-internet how did crappy tire catch on because like who like how did that even catch on because it's like nobody's calling it crappy tire on tv no it's not nobody's referring to tire was the original meme yeah but like that's just like the original dad meme because you're like i don't know how did my dad like has a few friends how did they hear about you know everyone there's not a single person that didn't call it crappy tire and it wasn't that crappy it was fine it was like target tarjay yeah i guess but tarjay was like in the in the internet this is like pre-internet crappy tire everybody called it that but i had that start so the other

probably the other funniest one to me was the cat williams is so yeah in one sentence he goes he's like you know and honestly i got no problem with the gay community like obviously i support the gay community it's just I support the gay community. That's their community. That's my community. And then a few sentences later, he's like, I can only hire women because I can't have men touching my blunts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He doesn't like men licking his blunts.

There's going to be a fucking man saliva on my blunts. And he's like, he can only hire, he hires all women to work for him just because he's like, oh, wow, I'm not going to be looking at dudes all day. I'm not gay. I like being around women. But that is such a funny point that you hire women and people are like, oh, because you like to support women. It's like, no, that's how straight I am.

That's how straight I am. But I can't look at dudes all day long. Certainly you can't enjoy hanging out with them more. No. That is so next level straight where you go, I'm so straight I can't just have, I can't have dudes around. I'm not having some tour that's a sausage fest. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Which is, I guess. I don't see it like that, obviously. No, no, no. But when you hang with your friends, you're like, this is gay? Yeah, this is gay. This is so gay. That's all I can think about. I can't even have fun right now.

That's hilarious to me. Like he's like a chef. If a chef prepares your food, like if it's a guy, that's kind of gay. Yeah, yeah, me. Like he's like a chef. If a chef prepares your food like if it's a guy that's kind of gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially if he goes like this. I don't want a chick to do that. Yo, listen. I don't know what you think. His chef comes out. He goes, here's your meal.

He goes, pause. Yo, this is kind of sus. I don't know if you've been touching. Let me tell you. You put your fucking man hands all over my steak. Ludicrous. Came back with a you've been touching. Let me tell you, you put your fucking man hands all over my steak. Ludacris came back with a rap against Kyle Williams. It's pretty crappy. I feel like Ludacris

took one of the biggest sells on this thing. It is crazy because every person that he talks shit about responded in some capacity. And a lot of them like- That's the biggest thing

in the world. A lot of them didn't do a great job. But you'd think Stephen Lee sometimes- Kevin Hart probably did the okay job. I thought Kevin Hart

was one of the worst ones with no he went on espn thing he didn't you thought it seemed bitter yeah okay the most bitter by far is phase on love i don't know if you know no tell me this one i kind of don't know what he's on love phase on love so he talked a lot of cat williams like phase on he's like i got 19 specials phase on when's your special coming out you don't have one i heard the thing was like in a bunch of sandler movies yeah i actually don't really know who Faison Love is But I heard him talking about it a lot He was in

He's like this super fat dude Who was in He was in a bunch of TV shows This guy He was in a bunch of TV shows He was in The Next Friday Oh I know him yeah Yeah you know him

He was in Elf Like he's in a million movies I gotta wear the dress probably Evil You wore a couple dresses okay Anyways he's in a million movies i gotta wear the dress probably evil you wore a couple dresses okay anyways he's talking tons of shit and then there's like a video face on love is like you can tell it's like another guy wrong side of his career probably does stand up i'm sure he's a good stand-up and like probably actually sells tickets because people just know him from a million movies

but there's a video of him being like someone is like he's like in a hotel room it's like it looks like just this dingy like recording on an iphone and someone's like who's your most like overrated uh and he's like kind of drunk and he's like who's your most like overrated comedians he's like most overrated comedians i have to say uh definitely cat williams this is yesterday uh no i don't know when this clip is after the cat williams thing? No, but there's another thing where he comes out to explain it. But you can tell they hate each other. Okay. Whatever, because this is like, you watch this and you go, this is so bitter of him.

Because literally, who is the most overrated comedian in the world? And he goes, I don't know. Cat Williams is the most overrated. And he goes on this whole thing about, and like, doesn't even like make sense, like why he's overrated. So did anyone respond good, do you think? I think like Ice Cube was reasonable.

Well, he wasn't trashed though. He wasn't, yeah, I guess he wasn't trashed. I'm trying to think. I don't know if I saw all of them. I thought the Kevin Hart thing, just the way they were. Steve Harvey fake hair is incredible, that he was wearing a fake flat top.

Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, so basically it's coming out and he said fake steve harvey's hair was fake that makes sense actually it's so funny fake flat top because he's so very bald right how did he have the full head of hair yeah that's a good point fake flat top is incredible my world just got rocked on that but no i don't know the kevin hart one i thought he was like on the espn he's like oh you know he's he also i guess they're calling him liars when you're like oh he owned the nicks and all this stuff seemed a little better it seemed like it just wasn't that funny i don't know yeah i mean i don't know his didn't seem that crazy to me because it just at least i actually thought like i'm not afraid of him or whatever i thought ludicrous wasn't like the worst one kevin hart

didn't strike me as a pussy though at least it's really weird to see him rap again yeah it was just bizarre yeah yeah but he raps in a you know what i saw so tiffany haddish did a thing and it was interesting because a lot of people don't like a lot of times know the like interworkings of comedy so you can kind of like say things that are sort of true but not like not actually true yeah like tiffany haddish goes she goes yeah it's true they didn't let me she goes saying i never performed at the comedy store right and she goes that's true they didn't let me perform on the white nights but i was performed on the black nights she goes they wouldn't let me on those white nights but i performed all the black nights and she was kind of like which seems true but it's like well no what happened was the club has people that are past there that work at the club which is what you're calling the white nights yeah and

then when one of your friend booked a show there they booked you but they like she's saying it like it's the same people you know what i mean she's saying it's like the booker at the comedy store was like you can do the black nights not the white nights she's like no you just didn't work for the comedy store but if someone a third party put on a show that happened to be friends with you they would book you you know that's why a lot of a lot of comedy clubs say you're not allowed to film unless you work there because people will be like post a video of them uh performing at this comedy club and then posted there and then people will be like oh i didn't know you worked there and you're like yeah yeah and they take these things very seriously like if you're passed there you're allowed to work there like they i'm sure people have seen some

docs about this or it's like getting passed at a club is like a big deal it's like it's like getting signed to a team right kind of yeah so it's like if you go play on the court imagine like a group of white people rented out madison square gardens to do like a pickup basketball game and then you did that basketball game you wouldn't say like they wouldn't let me play on like the main black thing but whenever the white people were playing they let me play there it's like well no that just was a different thing altogether so i thought that was like it's like you're lying but you're like you're lying but it's technically true you know what i mean there was this one thing where i can't remember she's making it seem like it was like a racist thing a bunch of things came out too that were just were not true because they said that

like cedric never did that comedy store show or whatever because there was like i guess some documentary about like this guy who ran this crazy black show at the comedy store for like there was like some legendary show that like became like some huge uh like weekly show or whatever and okay never did it and then there was like 10 clips of him doing the show even though cal williams said he never did it and so i don't know there's a there's a bunch of cab a bunch of fact i mean he says he's 20 blunts a day probably his memory probably does though a little foggy yeah that's true yeah but he's also an extreme like a wild dude right like we know dudes like that they can just talk forever and it's like just like obviously

when you just talk forever like some bullshit comes out you know what i mean but there was he's super entertaining and hilarious but the last thing i'll end with is they go a black man in a dress no laughing matter that. That's the NPR article. It's funny because NPR, I'm not sure. Actually, I just found this when I was on my way here because I was just like thinking about this stuff. So this came out in 2006 and NPR did a big thing on it, basically saying it was after the Chappelle thing. But I just thought it was funny.

Dave Chappelle, npr was basically taking the side of uh chapelle is the reason why he left chapelle show is it over specifically because they wanted to put him in a dress no the chapelle story about an address was he was saying he was on some movie and they were coming and trying to make him wear a dress chapelle's story about uh chapelle show there's kind of different versions of it but essentially the gist of him leaving chapelle show there's kind of different versions i've heard like but essentially the gist of him leaving chapelle show the kind of the most central story that's always been told about is he sort of said he was getting the wrong laughs okay yeah he said people weren't laughing the right way which is i mean i i've always kind of i i kind of disagree with him on this and that

always maybe we just but he kind of says that he was doing like racial jokes about black people and the show got so popular that people were like laughing at the stereotypes not like with him and it was i i sort of know what you if you get too big well no i agree with you possible control well i so yeah that too but my take is more like that's what happens when you have anyone that makes let's say you make a niche thing about like people have said okay we're making a niche thing making fun of trailer park people right yeah and then when it gets popular it's like well now people are like laughing making fun it's impossible to have something you're you're making fun of your little like subculture and if it gets popular

inevitably that's what happens and it's kind of like well yeah that's now the next thing you do is you have to like modify it in my opinion it's like that is not, well, yeah, that's now the next thing you do is you have to like modify it. In my opinion, it's like, that is not a unique problem to him. That's like anyone gets super famous. Any critical mass, you're like, yeah, you're going to have people who take it the wrong way or whatever. Well, here's imagine, imagine you're a guy that makes fun of his wife a lot in comedy

clubs. Right. And then you get like really famous and everyone now knows who your wife is. And you're coming on like being like how much she's such a bitch and everyone like knows who she is it's like now it like feels weird now you're too famous the position's different like so everything once your level of the amount of people watching it change like you gotta sort of yeah you gotta because it's just a problem to solve and not it's a hard problem to solve but it does it's not like a unique problem too personally comedically okay so Epstein's list.

Danny, this thing coming out. I'm not on it. This coming out, you said you don't think it's as big of a deal as people said it was. You said it was any new... Your exact words were nothing to see here. There was no new names on it. There wasn't a single new name.

You were sort of saying it wasn't even a list. It was a testimony. It wasn't a list. It was uh court records of like testimony or whatever and there was some new like facts that came you said to me specifically when i called you on the phone you said don't even look it's not worth it bother go watch sports it's nothing on there you said you said quote unquote nothing to see here nothing nothing new just a total you know you know what waste of paper no you go you go ryan Quote unquote Nothing to see here Nothing Nothing new Just a total

You know what Waste of paper No you go Ryan you know what I'm gonna save you the time I'll send it to you And it was like I accidentally had your letterhead

On the list you sent me I do like the fact That there was one name on there That was still redacted Cause that gives every Like fucking Kind of tinfoil Who was the redacted

Clinton Slick Will Never know That's the fun of it slick bill will never know i mean bill clinton's name was on there a million times though so then it wasn't him and i don't know how that works like you assume that yeah it could be uh just another victim nobody knows but the fact that it's there well my the only because i honestly i was following it a lot and i was watching all the things, and I watched everything's things, and maybe it's just like my things that interest me,

but I didn't feel like there was that much, yeah, like you said, there wasn't that much new stuff. Well, it wasn't, everybody billed it as the list. And it just wasn't. It was not a list. It was just testimony from a civil trial. Well, the Alan Dershowitz, and I think this was an older interview, but there was a really funny Dershowitz interview, because basically, Alan Dershowitz, I think this was an older interview, but there was a really funny Dershowitz interview because basically

Alan Dershowitz, he's getting dragged. He's getting killed, right? But he did this CNN interview, right? And I think this, I can't remember exactly when it was. It might have been right after the list came out. It was after. No, no. Yeah, okay. Because it came out that he was having, uh, like he was his lawyer. So it's not that people on the

plane, but it's not that crazy that he'd be on the plane because he's his lawyer, right? I guess. And that's what he said. But he goes, he's like, you it's not that people on the plane, but it's not that crazy that he'd be on the plane. Cause he's his lawyer. Right. I guess. And that's what he said. But he goes, but he goes, he's like,

you know, and I was on the list and asked for the lawyers. And then you ask me, actually, I don't know the exact words, but ask me, but you've been on this list a lot of times. Like, did you have any,

have you done any of that stuff? Yeah. Ask me the question. Did you do any of this stuff on the list? You know, what's really bad is what Palestine isine is doing to israel and the hostages have still not been returned these are people and what hamas is doing october 7th that is the truth that's what he said i know he goes and all the people dragging me online none of them have denounced what hamas is doing

yeah yeah all the people who are all my enemies all the people online who are saying that I'm a sexual predator, none of them have any issue with the rapes by Hamas. And you're like, whoa. They're rapists. Quick deflection. That was a pretty good one, though. It was like on a dime. I mean, he's maybe...

Because he sort of came into it like, you know, and obviously I represent people. Unfortunately, I represent bad people. That's my life. And, you know, have obviously I represent people. Unfortunately, I represent bad people. That's my life. And, you know, have you been on the list? October 7th was the worst travesty in the history of this country. That's a good one. Yeah, yeah.

He got to that stuff a little too quickly, I think. Honestly, it was not natural. So Alan Dershowitz is getting killed on it. We'll even get killed for it. Jimmy Kimmel's been throwing a hissy fit over Aaron Rodgers yeah Jimmy Kimmel's you know what I thought Aaron Rodgers if he was smart when Jimmy Kimmel

quote cause Aaron Rodgers basically made a joke being like oh Jimmy Kimmel doesn't want that list coming out but he's like kinda kidding and then Jimmy Kimmel goes I'll sue you basically but what Aaron Rodgers should have done is quote tweeted that been like I was joking, something you used to do.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would have been the, that's the simple move. That would have been a good move. I was joking. Remember when you used to do that? Jimmy Kimmel blew up at like the media misrepresenting what Aaron Rodgers said, because Aaron Rodgers said the thing. And then all these like, you know, New York Post or whatever goes, Aaron Rodgers says

that Jimmy Kimmel should be worried that he's on the list. What am I? He didn't say that but then i know but then jimmy kimball starts responding to these like broken telephone things you're like he responded to what aaron rogers actually said there would be a different thing but agreed yeah it's one of my nothing bothers me more is when journalists uh misrepresent uh a quote that was on video yeah you're like it's you watching you go that's not what he said. It drives me fucking up the wall. Enemy of the people. They are the enemy of the people.

Michael Malice said it best. Okay, and then we have one more Israel thing here. Sandwich from here. And I thought they gave me the wrong sandwich, but conveniently, McDonald's changed their packaging. Wow.

What does that resemble? It's blue like the Israel flag. Yeah, blue and white. What is this? This one? Yeah, what is this new packaging? It's the McChicken wrap. But why is it blue and white?

I don't see that at all. I think you do know. This is in support of the... I think you do know. I think you do.. This isn't supportive. I think you do know. I think you do. You know what's... No, I don't think so. No, I don't think so.

You know what I love is that basically the Trump Russiagate stuff turned literally every last person into a conspiracy theorist. That essentially, the Russia conspiracy thingists yeah i guess like that essentially the russia conspiracy thing which ended up being like nonsense essentially turned every last person like

we're all conspiracy theorists to a degree now whereas that was like such a conspiracy theorist when you're being lied to non-stop by mcdonald's i know what the rapper used to be mcdonald's i have eyes mcdonald's i've do i look like someone who's not eating a mcchicken it used to be? McDonald's. I have eyes, McDonald's! Do I look like someone who's not eating a McChicken? It used to come in a box. What happened to the brown box? How good is it just berating the cashier at McDonald's? He's like, I really don't know what the

rapper is. Apparently what actually happened is the rappers were the backup rappers, but it's just blue instead of... And they have like, sometimes they have special weeks where they do a thing, so they have these blue rappers and they use them as backup rappers. Let's think about this from like weeks where they do a thing. So they have these blue wrappers and they use them as backup wrappers. Let's think about this from like the crazy, like her thing.

So she goes, okay, so war breaks out in Israel and then McDonald's is like giant corporation at the top. They're like having like a executive meeting and go, you know how we can show,

best show our support for Israel and not Palestine is we're going to change the wrappers for the McChicken. And not say anything about it. Not say anything. Not post it anywhere. Not post it. It's just like a little wink to everybody just to know,

hey, when you Jews buy a McChicken or anybody else, or maybe it's like a subtle mind control thing because you don't even know. You bite in a McChicken and then some dopamine gets released because it tastes so good and then you look at the thing you see the blue and white and you go I love Israel but what if you look at it accidentally and say you love the police

or Finland or something accidentally you go I love Finland all of a sudden I don't know why like it's mental to think that they would do it's mental to harass the the person about it she think but again that's would do that. It's mental to harass the person about it. But again, that's like her line of thinking is must be like, yeah, they're like doing this to fuck with me.

Like to fuck with all the pro-Palestine people. They purposely changed all the rappers for the McChickens in the world. Also, this girl's probably made her entire social media presence like pro-Palestine. So she's like, this is my chance to really pop off, know but just the guy goes honestly i don't know and she goes i think you do though like let me see your emails i want to see what the emails he goes uh yeah i don't get emails like that guy was getting i'm 14 that dude was getting scolded like he just got booked cheating like you know what i mean he's like i'm a child what the fuck is this but like she believed it like she probably but she's probably this is the when you have a hammer

everything's a nail kind of thing she's and anywhere she's going she's like she gets cash she goes through like you buy something to give her like a penny change she goes penny do i look like a judy what are you trying to say is this some sort of cryptic coded language here so we what is this penny she goes hey just notice you just handed me some money is that some sort of nod to the she gets like you you know those junk mail where we'd like to give you a credit card? It's from like Chase Bank, so it's blue and white. What the fuck? They're everywhere.

You can't go anywhere. You can't go anywhere without getting away from Israel. 50% off. 50% off, eh? There are deals everywhere. That chick's going to be at a fucking KKK rally in short order. I know. Well, I got some bad news here for you.

I hate bad news. The fucking girls are up to it. They're not just accosting McDonald's store employees right now. What? Let it grow. The January movement wants us to embrace our body hair. And this is what the girls are up to right now. They're starting these hairy movements where they're just trying to be Chewbacca.

It's really true, though. It's my most hated thing. You know what I've come to realize with all these things we cover is because we all, we cover a million of these things where people just are searching for some identity in something on the hairy beast whatever but it's just like people you know sexy beast sexy sorry to interrupt you but the sexy beast is uh what my buddy waldo when he ever is shirt up we always call him sexy beast did you know not know the movie yeah the movie the guy has his shirt up and he's always tanning yeah bankings sexy beast is a good reference all right guys continue my bad it's all a movie but uh yeah it's just like even if people are like yeah i'm not religious you just you end up finding it somewhere and being like i'm on the hairy movement that's a

bad religion though it is but you're like it's it's almost just like you have to find uh you can't just be even i guess even if you go i'm not a tribal where you go well there's a whole group of you you are tribal yeah you are you i'm not oh i'm not tribal i don't subscribe to that you go well there's a bunch of you and you probably go talk online about how you're not this so then you worship the fucking hairy god whatever you are and you go you yeah you just become that you know what i you know what i was sort of thinking too uh is another thing about it is it's almost like people just there was a moment where like even if you think of like

the fat models and stuff like that you just call them models right now that is true my bad it's like really what happened was people were arguing over like the degree of shit where people were like we think that this is too skinny right and a lot of things that people

just argued over the degree they got forced to argue against it completely yeah you know what i mean so this where it'd be like hey we think there's too much pressure on women to like have to look a certain way they had to take that to like we don't think they should do it at all yeah there should be no pressure it's like kind of being like which makes sense it's like saying a guy's saying it's like guys saying like we think there's too much pressure for guys to have to like make money to get dates so we're all not gonna have a job and be proud of it yeah yeah it's like you have to go it's like they go binary on something that they really just thought that agrees but their brains are fucking well everybody's right yeah everybody starts i'm

on that team but uh everybody starts trying to find the line for things you go where's everybody's like we're trying to explore where the line is. Right. Of like, and then you were like, let's just get rid of the line, but they can't understand that there, they call everything a spectrum,

but they actually don't understand spectrums. No. Cause there is like spectrums, but they think it's, they, it forces them to like, look at something like a binary when it actually was. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So it's like, yes, I, I guess you could say like, Hey, it's too much. too much like uh if a girl fucking doesn't shave for one day it's like a big problem and that's all i'm getting i'm feeling like that i'm getting too much like a little stubble on my fucking legs one day and i'm getting fucking looks from everywhere which means like

every girl should be a hairy disgusting beast it's like you know what i mean they need their fucking milton jump to conclusionsions mats when they need. Good reference, yeah. Yeah. Luckily, there is such a thing as an invisible hand and it'll take care of all of us. Plenty of invisible fucking razors is what they need. Well, I'll tell you what. This is the one hill that I'm always willing to die on

because it's my least favorite thing is when the girls go with the armpit hair. Even like a hot chick i really doesn't i agree it's not for me man and listen danny more for you not for me either well this next it was literally like their their basic thing was just like women's beauty standards are too high now we're all growing beards yeah my issue is actually i I don't like the aesthetic of the hair. Not for me. But I like even less the type of person attached to it. Great point.

Yeah. You go, because you know. Ah, yes. It's a signal, right? It is a signal. You know this person sucks. That's such a good point. Sucks, this person.

It's just I hate everything about it. Because I know not only do you have this hair But you also suck They have 40,000 followers On that Janu Harry movement Janu Harry It's an initiative Challenging women To put down the razors

For the month Challenging them Yeah And they're trying Why? They're basically trying to say It's like they're Movember They're like copying Movember

But it's like Movember raises money for cancer And also having a mustache Isn't disgusting No that's true Some people maybe don't like them I guess yeah Not as bad as But also more importantly movember raises money for like prostate cancer or something what is their thing well i still wouldn't like this if it was raising

money for cancer and they're like every girl's being hairy for cancer i'd say do something else this is a better you can better do a better thing how about being bald yeah literally how about that cut off your hair sense yes yeah run a 5k you know what and also they're saying how about this let it grow the january movement is wants to embrace our body hair um despite its name the message is evergreen and they want them to put down the razors for the month how about this ladies um how about for january instead you put down instead of putting down the razor for the month you put down the arby's for the month and we have one month where women who weigh a

buck 80 in america just fucking how about you lose 10 pounds for the movement yeah that's i mean you're gonna listen maybe i'm old-fashioned but health used to mean something yeah i mean you're you're not gonna get a lot of people on board with you're not gonna the lose weight month and it's january too it's january supposed to be kind of the lose weight month i know but no they're trying to gain a little hair put down the razor for the month jesus christ unnecessary i don't know whatever put down the fork how about that you gotta think of a good uh good ring to how about you put down the cnn. How about that? Put down the fork. You got to have a good ring to it. How about you put down the CNN? How about that, ladies?

Put down the... Put down anything. Honestly. Yeah, but no. They're not going to do it. They're just going to trigger... I think a lot of normal girls are done with this shit, though. They're not doing it.

Like any girls that got a little bit involved with this stuff. Most girls I know in real life are pretty much off this bullshit. No, they're not doing any of this stuff. Well, they know it doesn't work. They're just like, they get a little pat on the back online, but everyone else in real life is like, yeah, I hate this. It's gross. Most of these chicks now are just like, yeah, we're voting for Trump this time.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Not for me. Despite its name, the message is evergreen. So they're saying, well, it's January, but also you should always be hairy. You should never shave. The campaign official's Instagram account, 40,000 followers, posts of images of women celebrating their body hair year-round in a bid to normalize it.

It's a literal gross-off. Why do we need to normalize it, though? I hate the idea of normalizing shit. My least favorite thing is normalizing things. Well, because you start with fucking body hair and next you're like, we need to normalize pedophilia. And you go, that's how it always goes. It does always go.

That's where you always wind up. I'm just telling you. Every time. You want to start to fucking hop on the normalization train. Danny tried to normalize being five minutes late for this podcast and the next thing you know, he's banging a kid in the tunnel. That's what happens. I got soot all over my goddamn face

blood everywhere yeah from not from the ritual not from the yeah from the ritual of course not from the pedophile i'm not that big it's very repetitive people oh and apparently they're complaining in the article that people are trashing the photos online because they're posting these photos of really hairy girls and people in the comments are just saying, yuck. I am actually curious. We'll never know. But remember there was that, there was like a razor ads. No, razor Ramone.

No, ads in the subways that everybody was getting all in a huff about because it was like these, it was for like razors. Yeah. It was also just like gross, hairy chicks. Yeah, I do remember. I'm curious because that got a lot of, I guess, free press, but negative press of people being like,

this is disgusting, all in New York City subways. I am curious if that actually worked out for them, though. Like if they sold less? If they go that... Wasn't it a razor company? It was a razor, or it was some sort of... I can't imagine it's a good strategy for a razor or it was like some sort i can't

imagine it's a good strategy for a razor company to be like everyone put down the razor i know but so they were trying something different i'm curious if that was like you know what all net that actually did i mean would that be good for your business if you were just no i mean i haven't seen no adrenic home january i haven't seen them anymore so so I would guess maybe not, but who knows. You haven't seen Razors anymore? No, that specific, those like gross chick razor company. You're saying the gross chick razor company. I mean, they must have spent fucking five

million dollars on that thing. Everywhere, all over, like those like giant posters in the New York City subways. Everywhere, like they were on every car. Like it was not a cheap little campaign so if you're gonna do january at the very least you have to do clean shave in february you can't just yeah and then the boys go on vacation in january exactly right january becomes boys vacation

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Yeah, he's funny. The CEO of Lululemon sold Lululemon for like a pretty good amount of money. He got pushed out though for similar comments. But he sold it. Maybe I'm wrong. Did he not sell it and then he was still the CEO then he got pushed out but he already sold it? Or maybe in that order. Yeah I don't know if that was the order possibly. Well he's not. Okay so he's not

involved with Lululemon because he basically started as like a hot chick brand. Yeah. And then he's not involved but he probably still made tons of money on it. But I don't think he owns shares in it. I'm sure he owns some shares, but I don't know. But he keeps coming out, and every once in a while does a press tour

being like, the people that work there now are morons, and they're basically just putting disgusting women on there, and no one wants to see that. Yeah, I mean, it's all women who... It's like a real problem for Lululemon's publicity, because they have the founder going around trashing them all the time Yeah and I mean like it is

I think it's a pretty heavily female Oriented company in terms of like their Employees like I think a lot of them Yeah so obviously they have to the smart move is you gotta like Dog whistle to the positivity stuff a little bit You know what I mean you give a little like you said A wink you give a little wink to the positivity Stuff but like at the end of the day you're not

Actually trying to sell Lululemon i mean he's legitimately like we should not have anything extra large like he's like in that he wants to be a niche company the only way you know what though i'm looking at their stock price and it's literally at an all-time high well this is the problem i think a lot of these companies have where i do kind of see the problem is you're like oh we're only gonna sell to uh you know like chicks that aren't fat and you go that is a shrinking sliver of

the population yeah yeah so you do or you're like we either sell the fat chicks or we're not selling we're sell four fucking Lululemon sweatpants yeah but I'm looking at their stock price right now and it's literally all time high but that's what I mean so I guess it's hard for him to go argue with that because what they're doing is clearly he's like you're diminishing my brand and they're like yeah but we're doing pretty good yeah but he is still hilarious though it's working

what they're doing so well again how do you not how do you not a little bit advertised to the big shit these days when that's the bigger slice of the market no pun intended bigger slice of the mud the bigger slice of the market big pun intended yeah yeah yeah

I guess he just has his principles where I guess he thinks you know you're throwing this down the drain well he thinks it's supposed to be like a cool

nice brand for hot chicks he built this and I mean yeah that was the whole thing it makes all these girls asses look good exactly yeah but it can't make you know mashed potato ass you can only make a certain way right i mean you can do a lot with that he doesn't he doesn't want these penguin ass looking mom he's done a lot for mashed potato ass though he did okay more than arguably

any man in history so there's this woman on tiktok and basically she's her whole thing is she says blue collar works not very hard yeah sort of on our team she goes women who love doing blue collar work says men are lying and labor jobs are not hard and she says men are talking shit and they're saying she do well the thing is she's 100 pounds right so it's like she's basically saying the construction site everyone says it's so hard i've just been holding this sign all day and it's like super easy oh she's a sign holder no i'm just extrapolating but it's like to some degree it's like when a small little girl's like i've been i've been working on the site all day and it's not as hard as everyone says like well yeah you're probably holding the nails you're not doing anything obviously the answer is but there's

all these articles about her being like the men are it's kind of saying men are whiny because men like say their jobs so hard when they work at a hard job and she's kind of like i've been working blue collar jobs and they're easy and it's like well yeah but when you're like a decent looking 100 pound girls you're probably not getting the fucking you know hell no you're not getting the punishment jobs no you're not you get the sign holding yeah she goes men are overreacting to blue collar labor um i. I mean, if you're in the union, it can be easy, man. You fucking get that smoke sparked. Oh, man, I was at the show I did on New Year's Eve.

The guy who was running it was complaining because it's like one of those, you've probably dealt with it, but it's this theater, and it was like a union theater. I hate that shit. You know, I've told you. Yeah, so there's four union people. They make like, you know, 80 bucks an hour. They have to show, there's four union people They make like you know 80 bucks an hour They have to show

There's four of them They have to show up They're like It has to be three hours before Three hours after Oh you want Doritos Danny We're gonna need the Dorito guy For like load in

And load out or whatever And they literally come in They plug a microphone in Set it up on the stand Go Like tap it you know Tap it twice Or whatever

And they go There's no sound check or anything like that they just tap it and then they just they have a folding table at the side of the stage and they just like sit there ask one of those guys to do something that's not in their job description and watch them have a mental but it's also crazy because you're like they're they're getting paid for like seven hours of work or some seven and a half hours oh you're cooking four of them seven and a half hours 80 bucks a pop i'm sure we have some union men listen to the podcast they know you know you got a good deal listen you the podcast They know you got a good deal

You know you got a good deal Of course, you know you got a good deal I'm a union man too, I always forget that Yeah, yeah, yeah Actra I always forget that when I'm talking about union men That I am currently a union man I actually put mine on hold though

I didn't put mine on hold because I still get residuals for some stuff And they basically equal out, to be honest. It's basically my residuals equal out to what my membership costs every year, so it's basically a wash. Yeah, I just was getting a million emails from them. I have this one commercial that I did where I played a drummer, and it's a Christmas commercial, and every Christmas they play it, and I get another $500 or something.

Well, then that's fine. Yeah, so I end up getting like $100 a year or something so I don't cancel my membership. Yeah, they keep you locked in. But I mean, I'm sure they do have the union stuff for those theaters

where they have to do some crazy nutcracker thing and they actually are working really hard and there's a million moving parts but then this is like their plum gig and the comedy.

The plumist gig. But the guy who's the producer is like, well, I don't do any fucking of those things. I just do this and I just watch you guys sitting there.

My thing that just always makes me mad is the rules where they're all you're doing this you can't do this other thing yeah it's like the you know the a lot of times like that it's probably like on uh i mean construction stuff anything where it's like heavy machinery's operated i'm like fine right but when they're just like hey do you mind get a merch table you're like oh we're gonna need the guy who carries the tables listen i've done this i've done this bit 40 times. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. And I get the need for unions because it's like when they're,

for certain issues where they don't have them, then they end up treating them super shitty, so then this is like an over-threat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some good things about unions, some bad things about unions. Guys. Guys, guys, guys.

Guys, guys, guys. The bottom line is this girl who's saying work is so hard, probably not getting the hardest jobs. No. Correct. However. Correct. However. Correctamundo.

We have a couple of things here. There's a man one and a woman one. So the first one, and we always like when priests are getting out of hand. Priests be wiling. We like it when priests are being wiling. I couldn't find out.

I wonder. Go ahead. Mid-Missouri priest found guilty of soliciting sex from an adult during confession. By the way, I don't know why it's important that he's mid, but... I don't know why. That's just kind of editorial. Also funny they just specify that it's an adult. Yeah.

Just like it's such a problem. They have to mention like, from an adult. From an adult from an adult during a confession the jaker guy you think has to be a guy they don't say that's the one thing the docious of jefferson city you think no girls can't do confession retard really buddy i have a joke about it i don't know girls can't do confession yes because even god knows that no woman can handle that level of gossip i got you'd be in your confession booth being like is my priest texting right now that's that's catholic anyway i don't know i don't know if some of the other ones might have confession but it's

catholics that do the confession and you can't be a priest if you're a girl no no not the priest i'm saying the priest is the guy is the the confessor The confessor can be a woman or no? Yes, confessors can be a woman. That's what I'm saying. Is he banging a chick? Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no.

I don't think he's a chick. I love how quickly you believe that girls can't go to confession then. Well, I don't know. I'm Jewish. I was like, that's pretty sick, actually. Fucking even Catholicism is like, yeah, we're not letting this happen. You don't even yapping to God okay we don't have enough time

we have a version of confession ladies come on you ask me if we have a version of confession yeah it's a 900 number it's fucking 499 a minute some people do the trick Where they do the old Collect call thing Where they go

I'm going Jewish for the jokes man Honestly I swear to god I'm fucking I'm converting next year man Jewish for the jokes Is the move Well Tim Watley

Honestly when the Jew tunnel thing happened I saw Danny making his video I was just fucking Looking in the mirror Like look at you Fucking Anglican fuck You're worthless man

I call my dad I go What are you doing pal? What is this shit? You never had one chance To get in You didn't have one shot I gotta marry a fucking

Jewish girl And convert and act Like it's for that man And then I come back On stage And I go Hey can I get this Mic turned up a schmeckle here

I'm gonna go right on dude Tim Watley, can I get this mic turned up a schmeckle here? I'm going to go right off, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tim Watley, full on. Well, as someone who's marrying a Jewish girl, I can tell you, be careful what you wish for. Oh, shit. Yeah. So, do you, okay, so the Jews confession, do you actually have a confession of any sort of that?

I mean, it's not even every Christian. Well, none of the Jews have done anything wrong, I guess, in their religion. Nothing to confess about. I always wonder why it is only Catholics, though. Like, Christians, like, not even regular, like, regular Christians don't have confession, right? No, it's a Catholic thing, yeah. But it is hilarious, though, that the that the pre i mean it's i i see

what you're saying where you're asking that's my question was he smashing a chick or or is he doing i think if it was a dude they would have mentioned a dude in my opinion okay i i agree i think yeah i think they would have fucking mentioned okay so he's smashing they would have said probably the my guess would be the article would be homo priest. Right, right, right. Homosexual priest. They would have probably said something like that. Yeah. Local homo priest. Or it's homosexual at this point in the game.

That's just understood. Oh, I see what you're saying. Like we need to say. Obviously, he was looking for a dude. I'm thinking a girl. Okay. But you're right. It didn't include that.

It didn't include that They didn't include Who he banged Hmm That makes no sense I'll agree with you though The Digester of Jefferson City Received a report

Father Medina Solicited sex During confession So Basically Kind of how it worked Was the girls Kind of saying

Like listen I've lied on my test And he was like You've been a bad little girl Haven't you Bad little girl Little trollop You've been a bad little girl Haven't you Bad little girl Little trollop You're a fucking

Dirty girl man Let me wash you Fucking clean You know Why don't we get some Extra guilt You so bad You're gonna have to

Come to my place And do We're gonna have to Turn this confession To eleven Why don't you So fucking Put Medina

Some fucking Titties right there Father no Yeah call me father Yeah that's right Call me father Is that what they call. Father, no. Yeah, call me father. Yeah, that's right. Call me father. Is that what they call him? Father.

Yeah, you want what you call me? Father. Yeah. Something like that. It's crazy he didn't get fired either. They just moved him around. Yeah. Slap on the wrist.

Catholic church, they just go, yeah, we'll just. Catholic church doesn't like to fire them, man. They're unions. It's like the union. Yeah, it is like the union. It's the ultimate union. It is the ultimate union, man. Good luck firing these guys

they gotta do a lot yeah i have sinned i've been covering another man covered this dick how about that you covered this how does like is there a scenario because i got one i got one yeah yeah yeah yeah well you know how you're gonna repent i need you to do 25 suck gary's name is gary like you know i i've only seen this on television i've never seen one in person uh maybe i have seen a confession a woman no vagina a confession booth in person i think i maybe have somewhere in like i've seen a confession or something in like one of those like you know the churches you just go to other religions no like literally like this no like the sistine chapel or something but uh i think there were confession booths in

the sistine chapel but i don't know but i wonder if he's like does he because i know it's like this mesh great kind of thing yeah i feel like this is like he's like kind of cut a hole in like his like is she's just like father he goes closer closer he like, I can't hear you. Closer. And then she's like. And just the dick comes through. There we go. I wonder. Gloriole confession. I mean, dude, there's no hotter probably like just wrong sex than in a fucking confession. And you're confessing to cheating too.

Yeah. Money. Money right there. Show me exactly what you did. Yeah. And he's also like, look, you're already cheated. He's like, I'm going to absolve it. That's what he said.

He goes, you know what? The father, I've just spoken to him and I'm going to absolve you of your sin and also your sin of having sex with the priest. He goes, but I didn't. I'm also going to absolve you of sucking off the priest at the confessional booth.

But I never... That'd be a good... Flaccid. So then this was going on, and then there's a teacher, another one. A lot of malarkey in Missouri. Dude, the teachers are malarkey right now. Malarkey sender-o.

Buddy? Oh, you know what my buddy just sent me that I forgot to tell you. What? Hold on. The New York Post. Okay, ready for the New York Post headline on the Jews in Tunnels?

Yeah. Survey. Chabad boys spark hole. Spark hole-y war. By digging tunnels. Chabad boys spark hole e-war by digging tunnels. Chabad boys spark hole e-war. That's awesome. Isn't that good shit?

That's good shit. So this teacher, and by the way, this has been obviously the theme of the last little bit, that a lot of these teachers have been smashing students, right? right yeah and she got slapped with charges after having sex with a teen while using the other students as lookouts yep and the boy's dad busted for allowing the relationship he got arrested too because he knew about it the dad of the boy crazy dude she's 25 the dad was just like what way to go yeah yeah smash the teacher dad's a little jealous probably she's like a little she's a little cutie too even though she's got two kids and how old were these kids 16 kids 16 she's 25 my 16 year old son she's 25 uh she has two kids divorced she recently got divorced because uh she divorced her

husband because all he wanted this is like in the article says all he wanted to do was butt stuff so he only wanted to do butt stuff so then she divorced him over it which is smashing students so then and then she just started the lookout smashing come on yeah yeah and then one of the students snitched that's what happens and by the way it's only statutory rape because i guess it depends on the state but it's technically just because she's the teacher you know what's it would, I don't think. Oh, because 16's legal there? I think that's, yeah. You're 16, you're smashing a 25-year-old,

they're like, that's awesome. And you're a dude? Yeah, that's awesome. I mean, obviously, this conversation happens a lot. A million times. And then there's a lot, no, but I'm saying there's obviously tons of people that come out, even when we'll make jokes about it,

and people will be like, oh, actually, that's assault. And you're like, I don't think you're going to change my mind to make me think that if a 16-year-old bangs an older person, it's like the biggest deal. You're not going to really change my mind on that? You'll never change my mind. Yeah, it's like that. Not at 16. Maybe when you go with someone who's like, oh, he was 12.

Obviously. Yeah, that's fucking, that's pretty fucked up. But some people are like. Some of these 16-year-olds have fucking beards. You're a dude with a beard and you smash an older girl. It's like, there's no way you're going to convince me that this guy's a victim. Exactly. Yeah.

Yeah. It's illegal and you got to make laws and it's probably bad for her, but it's probably bad for her to do. Maybe on her end, you could say that. But on the guy's end, like if that guy, if one of my buddies was 16 and then started like crying, like, oh, I was like assaulted. I'd be like, all right, pal. There's no way my body would be getting a sympathy for me on that.

It's like, yeah, you're not going to change my mind on that. Yeah sympathy for me on that it's like yeah you're not gonna change my mind on that yeah you think she has to do like the whole when she moves to a new place and she's gotta go

like door to door to be like I'm a sex abuser yes I think so yeah they do yeah and then everybody's like you?

god damn well then call me 16 well uh I've been looking for some tutoring funny thing about me is I'm 15 years old

God damn I actually just got my A little bit of a facelift so I guess you can call me 15 This chick probably goes To tell some dude in her apartment building She goes I'm just letting you know I'm moving in I'm a registered sex offender And the guy goes okay and then she closes the door and there's so many guys just go instantly go crank one

what crank one crank's good by the way i don't really i feel like i haven't had that in my vocabulary i don't know if i can be adding that crank's definitely gonna be adding to the vocabulary yes sir yes sir yes sir yes sir uh so you know we should uh just briefly mention because obviously we've been talking about the dei stuff and it's been this whole thing and claudian was fired and so elon musk and mark cuban are like having at it big time right and it was interesting because mark cuban's like totally lying yeah because he he's taking the side that like dei is great and everyone's zero problems with it and they're it's it's coming out related to uh their arguments over like pilots and stuff yeah like it's even if he said like even if mark cuban said like hey obviously there's some negatives but i still think

it's uh this is what's needed to outweigh the injustices like i don't like that's a coherent uh like whether you agree or disagree that isn't a coherent argument yeah but to just say like all of the stuff everyone says is like lies uh you're well you're you're just uh you're uh just being politically correct right yeah but bill ackman in the whole claudian gay thing i thought was so like he's kind of some of these like billionaire guys when pushed to become like because they're so fearless because they have so much fuck you money i think right uh yeah and i mean he just he basically it was like the israel thing which is so funny because you're like this is just his his thing where then he you know because of all the claudian gay stuff

and then because the israel stuff and you know, because of all the Claudine Gay stuff. And then because the Israel stuff. And then obviously all the college professors. And then he was like, started to go look into plagiarism. He's like, I'm going to go find out. I'll just say what happened. Because you're explaining it a little wishy-washy. Because it's almost like they've awakened the beast with some of these guys, right? And obviously, yeah, they were ignoring all this stuff for five years,

and then the Israel stuff opened their eyes to it. But basically, what happened was he started saying the Claudine Gay stuff and saying she plagiarized or whatever. And then the press. Business Insider. How is Business Insider not the press? Tabloid, you're saying? Yeah, I don't know.

Well, they're all fucking tabloids right now. They're even worse. Business Insider is like, if you ever go to. Straight up. No,. Business Insider is like, if you ever go to... Straight up. No, but Business Insider is... So if you ever go to a product or whatever, any sort of product, and it'll be covered in Business Insider,

they'll use that as a thing. Are you saying that's a joke? No, no, no. You can literally pay Business Insider. They have a system where you can just pay them and they'll give you a coverage of your thing. But it's like pay for play. It's not an honest thing.

It's a scam. That's a scam. And it's run by Henry Blodgett, who famously is not allowed to trade securities because he committed securities fraud. He's a fucking crook. They had all this stuff with Portnoy. They're just like,

even for blogs, they're trash. I see what you're saying. Well, it was interesting to me that they weren't the first people to come after Bill Ackman. So it wasn't just Business Insider. But this big- They came after his wife. Yeah.

So Business Insider, after Bill Ackman threw his hat in the ring basically on this Claudia Gay stuff, started saying, we found some thing where we think your wife plagiarized. started saying like they we found some uh thing where we think your wife plagiarized and then he goes he goes hey i just paid for personally an entire audit of everyone's essays to see who plagiarized and well and then we'll see what's what and it was like it is like very few people have the like kind of capital to just be like okay i'll just put like a like five million dollars behind just like a big expose to just audit your entire business he wants to make an ai thing and it's all like the peter teal hulk hogan shit again yeah he made an ai thing to essentially uh or he wants to make an ai that can just go through

everything and then match it up against plagiarism which you think would already exist but when journalists were like taking down actors and comedians and musicians or whatever it's like a lot of these people didn't have like the resources when they started like picking fights with billionaires it's kind of like not working out for them sort of no no no for sure and then even with the plagiarism thing because they were like he charged her with plagiarism his wife and then uh but then they were saying that she lifted like wikipedia things but then he found out where he's like well when she wrote them like you didn't have to source Wikipedia

and like it's just because you know I guess the chat or the whole thing is fucking insane but well the so just because we've talked

this is different for the Cuban this has been sort of an episode where we talk about comedy a bit because there was a very comedy specific news cycle

yeah but so the Chappelle and Gervais which again I wasn't the biggest fan of those specials but I both think they're both super funny or whatever.

Basically this girl Catherine Vrandonk who's like a writer for Vulture and Vulture basically is all the

you know business insider for girls. Kind of. Yeah. So she does, she did this thing, she goes, 11 signs you're watching

an edgy comedy special. And a lot of people were kind of sharing it being like, see, I said, this is what edgy comedy sucks. And they're kind of basically talking about

Gervais and Chappelle in this context. So if you want to know the type of person she is, like her last four articles were like Gary Goldman, Maria Bamford, and Barbicula

were all the best things. Yeah, that's what she likes. so it was interesting because she basically did so i want to go through and be like if which ones we do okay and just be like so they have 11 signs you're watching i do comedy special see if we do any of this stuff right yeah and the funny part was too which she says because she was kind of like she goes here's 11 things that all that type of person will do and i think that some of me and you have probably made some of the same criticisms yeah but the funny part with people like this you go um it's that old thing where you go just because you can see someone's formula doesn't always know it's bad you know what i mean again we don't i'm this doesn't really describe us but um when you watch if you go all those people she likes it's like you can also call out all of the moves like you

go every you go you know like you're watching a self-depreciating woke special she likes it's like you can also call out all of the moves yeah of course every you go to you know like you're watching a self-depreciating woke special or whatever it's like they all do the same moves it's like they're gonna have a bit about depression like you know what i mean exactly yeah they're gonna get serious they're gonna get serious you know yeah they're gonna maybe lip bottom lip's gonna quiver a little bit they're gonna talk about their parents you know and how they needed their approval they were raped how they're still improving as a person, you know? They're still trying, you know, even I sometimes slip up. I mean, literally seeing their therapist.

How many times have you heard this from that type of comic? You know, my spouse is amazing, but... They call him their partner. How many, okay, I'll tell you this. You can almost guarantee there's going to be a joke that says, at some point where they go, listen, if I was mentally sound, I wouldn't be up here doing this yeah yeah of course right if my parents loved me i wouldn't be doing i wouldn't be in front of you doing stand-up so obviously every genre has its things but she's trying to do this as a hit so i just wanted to say that and some of this is kind of revisionist too because like to say uh you know knee slapping

well the knee slapping is that is a funny one actually because you're like there's only one pretty one guy does that there's one guy comedian one type of comedian who does that not a ton of white guys doing the knee slap not a ton of black women doing the knee slap it's really specific type of guy doing that uh i don't know which one were you saying is revisionist though like with the Like she goes Oh like you know Call it Because for example Joe wrote calling

It's number one Comedy special titles Welcome or presupposes Audience disapproval And you're like The triggered thing That was four years ago Yeah that was four years ago

And then you're also like Like the triggered thing Sucks for Joe Rogan Because he was the first person To call it that He was the first person To call it that And it aged like

Super badly Didn't age great. And lots of comedy doesn't, though. No. That is a kind of hallmark of comedy in that it does age pretty poorly. That's another good point. That a lot of her things were like, yeah, you're right. This was like five years ago.

Yeah, if it came out today, yeah, I agree. Yeah. But it didn't come out today. Okay, what was your special called again? International Jew? The International Jew. Mine was Nanette 2. Yeah.

And then I had nanette too white immigrant and right in toronto that's fine so i don't have any edgy i don't have an edgy title no edgy title i mean international jew i guess if you didn't like me you could say that's edgy i don't think it is international no no but she's saying the edgy titles are all triggered like oh yeah infamous censor this i'm sorry you feel that i guess i more do that shit ironically and this is kind of what i was saying fun of the stuff the caution tape and i was thinking that's the thing though we're a little too like i think it's a canadian thing because she's describing a very specific american brand of like edgy comedy and i think they're like british and canadians a

little more like we're also aware though of like that but that's hipster though like that there is like that self-awareness is a little more of like a not american yeah yeah that's hipster, though. There is, like, that self-awareness is a little more of, like, a not American. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. In my opinion. Yeah, I don't know. I'm just, like, I'm aware of the things that are kind of, like, eye rolls a bit. Well, you're saying 80s shit, right?

The caution tape. Yeah, the caution tape. And you're like, but we know people who are like, we haven't reached the end of caution tape on comedy albums. I think even, yeah yeah bill hicks at the time probably wasn't as much this but it's like wearing the like long leather jacket with the cigarettes definitely like coming out to voodoo child once simpsons had crusty be that yeah exactly visual indications of success combined with other aesthetic signals of authenticity

so they're saying camera angles that emphasize the size of the venue, POV shots from the comedian's perspective entering the stage to capture overwhelming adoration, but at the same time, there are deliberate postures towards being authentic. Some of the signals,

wearing a black t-shirt, smoking on stage, stripped down bare bones set, sitting on a stool. This is kind of pushing it. This is not. This one's really nonsense because you're like,

okay, a lot of, I mean, I wear a black t-shirt. I is not. This one's really nonsense because you're like, okay, a lot of, I mean, I wear a black t-shirt. I don't know. Also, a lot of famous comedians, yeah,

they film their specials in a giant theater. Yeah, so what are you wearing? Wearing a black t-shirt. She's saying Ricky Gervais. Literally, she's saying the Ricky Gervais special. She goes,

wearing a black. Well, Louis C.K. wears a black t-shirt. Yeah, but it's like, so you're saying he wears suitors? Like, what should he wear?

I mean, comedians like to wear the light bomber jacket. That was the outfit for a minute. The bomber jacket. But if you ask... The light bomber jacket for a minute was the outfit of the guy that probably had bad style

that a stylist put him in that. I guess. I don't know. I'm looking at here's... I can picture Danny getting a stylist putting him in the fucking light bomber. Here's a Birbiglia photo from her articles and Gary Gallman,

and they're wearing blue button-up shirts, I guess. So they want you to wear the blogger button-up, I guess. Blue button-ups. So they're saying the blogger button-up does it in this. Yeah. Has anyone done a special where they're vaping? Probably not. I don't know.

But yeah, she doesn't like to smoke. That would be an edgy move. Smoking on stage is specific. Every fucking punchline, you blow a cloud. No, if you could blow O's, and every time you do an edgy move every fucking punchline you blow a cloud no if you could blow O's and every time you do an edgy joke and then you blow O and then she doesn't like a bare bones set bare bones sets bad but then

she also doesn't like a big theater you're like what do you want I don't know yeah that's true too yeah she basically know what she did is she watched Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle special and she just took notes of things they do, and then she wrote them as her list, I guess. Opening joke aiming for deliberate blunt force provocification.

I don't know if I have that. And here's a punchline. I do start my news set with Jews, am I right? Yeah. Start a pack of subjects of a punchline. Trans people, disabled people people wokeness domestic violence violence against women rape so she's just no you do you started i remember your new set that you're doing you start with black is whack let me explain have a seat oh you're sitting

already good you do though you start your set and you come out, and you go, immigrants got it too good. And then you sit down, and then you light the cigarette while they're clapping. Immigrants got it too good. While they're clapping, then you light your smoke. I don't know. Illegal. Yeah, I don't know.

Within the first five minutes, the comedian uses any of the first five minutes. Yeah, you're like, that's a lot. Uses any of the starting pack as a punchline. So they go, in the first five minutes, if you talk about trans people, disabled people, domestic violence, violence against women, rape, historical topics, racial identity, legal immigration, liberals. Liberals. None of these categories are blah blah distinguished

in the first five minutes if you mention race I do have a joke I do have an opener that says so liberal women getting raped are retarded

exactly kind of bang out a few that's true that's true very true an insistence there will be jokes

about no more there will be no more jokes about an off-limit topic followed by a pivot joke that's specifically just literally a pivot joke that's specifically just literally dave chapelle that's one very specific thing yeah yeah yeah she's trying to use the language she goes followed by a pivot joke about a marginalized group and it was like you mean dave chapelle about trans people you're specifically talking about one thing i actually

don't like it that much though when i actually don't love it the the i promised i wouldn't joke about this kind of thing yeah i agree yeah i didn't really like that especially when it's on from special the special rickie gervais kept saying his wife told him he couldn't talk about this it just yeah yeah you don't like the that you can't talk about a thing is you're like yeah but you you just you got that what you get to say that once which you said three specials ago yeah you can't keep saying i'm not allowed to talk about stuff and then continue to talk about stuff because everybody goes, but you are talking about it.

Yeah, we agree with that one. Physical gestures of hilarity that accompany a joke. What? What's this chick's name? What's this chick's name? What's her name? Catherine Van Arendock. Your anti-blackness is showing, Catherine.

Thank you. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. What white guy has a version of that? Danny, you have the one where you tip the yarmulke after every fucking... And you go, it's spring-loaded. It's on a spring like a jack-in-the-box. And I go, ooh, and then it springs.

Boing! And it just goes back and forth. I'm sorry. Triggered. Boing, boing. What do you think about For a sketch Like it's like a doctor And he treats

And that's the bottom line Because Polish Chuck said so What do you think about a sketch A doctor who treats Microphone knee He's like a microphone knee specialist Because all these black comics Yo

That's hilarious They have microphone knee. I love it. They're all like just bruised knees. It's really funny. But you can't see the bruise. What do you mean? Oh, yeah. But they just have like just fix their knees. That's really funny. Best in the game.

They all just have all their right knees. All just their right knees. Because it's not just him. A lot of comedians do the knee slap. Yeah, yeah. But the problem is you need to get black people and they're like we're not gonna betray our race like this for your little sketch well ones that don't do knee slaps might oh yeah because they probably a lot of them because they probably don't like it yeah that's true he's like the specialist it's like that fucking andrews dude who's like the oh that's another one i did a video about it uh every special that you can will have one of the

oh I'm sorry Brandon like a white name yeah knee slapping convenience what would the white version be you go it's something something something you flick you flick it sort of like flick it or something yeah yeah so that's a very

very specific thing that she's never seen this whole article is just that she didn't like dave chappelle she says swinging the microphone around i don't know if i've ever seen that you after uh like uh maybe dave chappelle like after you do a thing you do that's crazy i don't i can't think of i've ever seen that you trans people to me i'm looking at a dude in a dress yeah the only thing i can think of is if you do a heli helicoptering your your dick like if you do a act out of helicopter your dick and then you use the do you do that no i'm just i'm only thinking i'm only thinking of

the scenario where that might even like uh show itself where you're spinning the i can't think of any reason because you wouldn't do like oh i was on a helicopter itself where you're spinning the i can't think of any reason you wouldn't do like oh i was on a helicopter because then you're like the fucking mic might fly off so you're not gonna do that sometimes i drop the mic like on purpose but like as a bit oh yeah one actually not sometimes it's one bit oh okay but i drop the bit because I'm so, I go, come on, and I drop it. Yeah, that's whatever. That's not swinging it around, though. I'm just wondering.

I don't swing around the mic. I'm wondering specifically what is she referencing? Well, you know what I do. After every joke, I take a sip of water and do the Triple H. You know that. Everybody knows that about me. Physical gestures are hilarious.

Direct references to previous backlash i don't think either of us are popular to ever do that anyway anytime i've even tried i don't think it'll ever be a literal national news story yeah exactly so you're like that's but even then i've seen like people we know like you know like maybe like a nimesh patel or someone like that they'll talk about because they had a big news story. Yeah. And they'll sort of, you have to just like, you tell people, and it always comes across.

I feel like everyone kind of like tries it and then stops doing it because you feel kind of like, you almost, because a lot of people don't know and you have to explain to them. Yeah. It's almost like saying like,

so I'm famous, right? Yeah, I know. And then people are like, you know what I mean? It has to be so big that there's not a chance that they don't know it. Exactly, yeah.

Like a Chris Rock slap or a Zsansari thing or something. So they're talking about, yeah, they're talking about two people. Two people. But like who? I get it. Who is that famous? So Pete Davidson had a big controversy and he mentioned it. Is he an edgy comic now?

Maybe. Joke specifically about a word comedians are not allowed to say anymore. Well, a lot of people have that. To be honest, I found the edgygy thing it's gone the other way where i find that like at the cellar i find that's more comics that like kind of were on the pc thing more because i feel like people that are somewhat edgy just just say it now yeah yeah they just sort of like no one's it's only n word that you're not that people won't say but no one's gonna have a bit about like see back in the day we used to back back in the day we used to be able to say the n-word now right it's more like what usually it

was retard for a while that people but i'm like but i don't really have those bits because they still say the words yeah exactly like look look there's one word we can't say they raise a lot of people have like you're not supposed to say this but i guess i'm gonna fall in the category because you still say all the words yeah i'm like i'm not gonna say the n-word on stage i i we say all the words then i slap the mic i helicopter I'm not going to say the N-word on stage. We say all the words, then I slap the mic, I helicopter the mic. That would be a funny set. Do my triple H.

If you can do everything in like five minutes, like all 11 of these in five minutes, you like slap the mic, spin the thing, sit on the chair. Devin Costa, if you guys have seen this, he used to do these videos.

He does the podcast with Ben. Yeah, Lemon Party. Lemon Party, but he used to do these videos where he did the blank comic and did like the la comic the pc comic the edgy comic and those were like the funniest things ever yeah super funny that was like my favorite he did that the la comic he's like uh he goes uh if my uber driver comes like dj no a guy named dj like he has i i'm not even doing it right.

But he just had like the cadence down so much. But it was all the cool. I remember. I was like during COVID. I think you put that. Yeah, I think so. But they were like really funny jokes specifically about a word, a joke set up or a story about a straw man audience member from a previous show who enjoyed.

That does happen though. I don't actually love that myself. But that does happen though though where sometimes like someone will say something and then like at a show during a bit and kind of work their way yeah i know everyone does it she's saying they're making it up i don't think if it's an edgy thing though i don't think it's an edgy thing but she's also saying that they're oh oh sorry i missed your point making it up gotcha she says straw man you're right she's saying that's made up that never actually no sometimes it's true right i'm not you know so i agree with you and disagree with her there yeah but i also my own

opinion is that i don't love when people say a joke and they go i just told that joke and then someone came up to me and said this i'm always just like just say that anyway you don't have like i always think it's unnecessary yeah i've done that before i did that with one joke uh not that i do currently you do that and you go i was doing this joke before and then someone came up to me and said you jew rat bastard i said jew rat bastard i may be a jew and i may be a rat but yeah it's like there's a lot yeah stole that from the simpsons um oh that's from simpsons nice uh audience begins clapping or cheering during a premise about an offensive... Well, no, she's talking about the audience. It's like, I don't know. They don't control the audience.

At least one joke, but that being said... No, she doesn't like clapped her, but only when it's an offensive topic. So I had an abortion. She likes clapped her. She just doesn't like clapped her the other way. Yeah, she doesn't like it for the things she doesn't like. I'm sure she liked clapped her when Tig Notaro was taking off her shirt yeah exactly at least one joke about a thing comedians

swore they were not going to joke about anymore no she already said that by the way with the tic notaro thing i just realized that it's crazy that she was the only comedian with a double mastectomy for like two years and now there's 10 no No, there's tons now. That's true. She was like, yeah, I'm the comedian with the double mastectomy, and you go, yeah, you're not the only one anymore.

Welcome to 2020. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's like tons now. A moment of sincerity near the end of the special, usually couched as a life lesson or gesture. Honestly,

I'm not even saying, I'm not trying to say we're better than this, because I don't want to come across that way. I'm just saying we think we're too cool i think it's a canadian a british thing though because this really i know ricky gervais is that but i i feel like yeah like no no one we know does this stuff the moment of sincerity i feel like in america it's like

they all do that they all kind of like get real and like have a moment with the audience but i feel like none of our friends do that because i mean it's like an american thing yeah maybe i feel like you have to be an older comic like a younger moment of sincerity thing well it's gross to me that shit's we don't like that i don't know it's just not our style but that is again not an edgy thing that is a such across the board the thing that comics do is get real it's just the difference is she's saying they get real about uh you know these are just jokes or whatever and you know something like that you know we all need to come together as humans which is like but the other side of it is get together is like but honestly i'm worried about the future and we need to or but honestly like you know

depression's real and we need to stick together and honestly if you if you ever see someone here's the suicide hotline you know yeah yeah but seriously they all get they all get they all get which is i you know what from like a crowd control pacing thing like where you're trying to like you know the highs and then you're trying to maybe like bring it back down for a low because you have like a really high thing you know what i mean i feel this i feel i don't like it either when i do it but i get it like i get how they're like you could see how they're i'm not even saying i hate it it just doesn't work for me dude if i ever saw you do that i would be like what are you doing buddy way yeah but seriously though anti-semitism is really but seriously though just for my jewish brothers and sisters anti-semitism is a real problem and this is how we got into the fucking gas chambers in 1943 so just seriously you know

it's just like if you see a jew just love and hate him but anyway and then you're like well she's saying more that you would be like but seriously these are just jokes and if you can't laugh at a joke yeah maybe the jokes are on you yeah we're all brothers and sisters and you know just this no targets off limits and honestly if you caught some spray tonight this life thing is hard it's hard for anybody who says that it's easy this is a lying fool listen and I'm not saying that and tonight I'm gonna about to put down the machine gun and Because everyone's got a piece. I'm an equal opportunity offender.

Everyone gets. Right? The equal opportunity offender. I'm putting down the machine gun. She left that out. At the end of the day, you mime taking your gun apart. Clean the scope out.

Listen. Now, I'm not saying that there's nothing I won't joke about but there's nothing I won't joke about this has been yeah yeah the Polish up

power hour you leave on the opposite you leave on the lowest note you're going to yeah but I think the big closer is like the little closer

but I've obviously you do a comedy long enough you try on like the same reason as like when you're they're obviously you doing comedy long enough you try on like the same reason as like when you're in high school you try on different outfits where you're like yo maybe i'm like a hip-hop guy you know what i mean and you're like maybe i can wear a fucking uh like a parachute pants no we always laugh the one time it's the i had the i actually did a joke about it but it's the the all like so many of my buddies wear the hat right like so

many of my buddies they're like toronto the cool guys so to speak yeah buddies wear the hat So many of my buddies They're like Toronto cool guys Would wear the The big brimmed hat The hat that you wore when we did the Feminist Band The big brimmed hat It's not a bowler I tried on the hat And I got laughed at at the store by all my friends

It looks so stupid on me Every comedian has tried on different things at the stage, right? You go, maybe I'm this. And there's like times when I've probably tried to be like, but honestly, I do that. What are you fucking doing, pal?

Like you just feel your own self looking at you like, what are you fucking doing, you loser? Of course, of course. But maybe some people can put like, when Dave Chappelle turns into a philosopher, I guess it works for him. Like if me or you fucking doing, you loser? Of course, of course. But maybe some people can put, like when Dave Chappelle turns into a philosopher, I guess it works for him. Like if me or you did that, it'd be like. Yeah, it's not.

I would love to walk in on you trying out on that personality though, of being like the philosopher. For sure, yeah. I'm sitting on the stool and just talking about, just rapping, you know? At the end of the day, the world needs more honesty. And you know what?

You know, George Carlin talked about four words you can't say. But I think there's four letters that we need to say more. And those letters are L-O-V-E. Yeah. And honesty, I love you. I love you. i love you i love you i love you but most of all everybody i love comedy getting the hug line everybody we're gonna bring this baby home i started comedy a long time ago and to see all you faces to see just a room full of jew on my underground tunnel show. Brings a tear to my eye.

Okay, so again, I always feel like I need to preface that we're not going to get into the interworkings of comedy on a crazy regular basis. No, no, no. I feel like I feel guilty about it or something. Well, it's because Mark Maron was the first one to do it and everybody liked it. And then everybody copied him.

And then too many podcasts talk about comedy. I think maybe. Yeah. It's just one of those things. Everybody's like, yeah, I don't care about the problem. You had checking into your hotel,

like on the road issues. You're like, yeah, we all have jobs and problems with our job. Yeah. I think that's why people have a two inside of this stuff. And everybody's heard every little thing at this point. that's inside comedy stuff you're like with the it's just if you had enough you know what it is also it's not just comedy and uh there was an era where

everyone was talking about the process yeah and it was kind of like pulling back the curtain and then it was like everyone heard all the processes and you're like we heard the process i guarantee you wrestling is exactly like when they got rid of the kayfabe shit or whatever or like they broke it down I was watching that wrestling documentary and they're talking about how like with their lawsuit

remember they got that lawsuit where John Stossel Rat Bastard tried to like expose that it was fake and then it was like with a lawsuit and all this stuff Bastard tried to expose. That it was fake. That it was fake, and then it was with a lawsuit and all this stuff. I wonder if I would have thought it was real or not, or I wonder if I would have, Guy, been like, this doesn't make sense.

I mean, when I was- I like to think I would have known. Dude, when I was 10- No, but if you weren't 10. I thought The Undertaker worked at a funeral home. I literally thought the dude works at a funeral home during the day with Paul Bearer. They're just running their funeral home. I thought Mick Foley lived under a bridge.

Yeah. I for sure bought that shit. And I remember specifically having a conversation with my friend when I was probably 10. And he's like, it's not real. And I'm like, yes. You shut up. I was like, you shut up. It's so real.

You shut the fuck up. But I mean, it was interesting and i still actually because i never really got into wrestling podcasts a lot and i you know i'm not really like i don't watch wrestling but i do actually sometimes will watch like you know interviews with like paul bearer and stuff because i do like that behind the scenes but eventually you hear all the stuff you've heard all this stuff yeah but i think that's yeah so it's it's everything's like kind of novel and then it becomes oversaturated and usually yeah i just heard it all i get it yeah so patreon.com slash the boys cast i have some bangers to go over and actually well whatever i don't i don't have to always tease

it or whatever but no i do actually have like uh four or five things because i'll tell you what's really going on in those tunnels head on over the patreon the moral of the story is i went extra hard trying to find like good shit this week, so that's why I have a lot because we were leaving and it was like a mind fuck trying to organize all this shit. Yeah, it is.

So I went way harder than I normally do. But patreon.com slash the boys cast. We are almost at 2,500, so we'll probably be doing the Bugman vs. Bugman when we come back.

The hot dog eating competition. What kind of dogs? Glizzy competition. Well, that's going to be part of our decision. Bugman When we come back The hot dog eating competition Glizzy competition Well that's going to be part of our Decision It's going to be a whole half hour thing And we're going to figure that out on camera Because we're going to have all those conversations

The same way we did our last Bugman vs. Bugman If you want to watch it The furniture making competition I won Peace