The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Unemployed Woman Demands Credit Scores for Dates & New York makes Fatphobia Illegal!

Episode Date: June 2, 2023

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Recently an eating disorder hotline fired their entire staff and replaced them with AI operators. People aren't happy about that, but here at the BoyzCast we like to give people a chance, so I'm actually calling them right now. Welcome to the eating helpline, how can I help you? Hey, a friend of mine, Danny Poloschuk, has had some eating issues in the past, really struggled with this whole thing, just wondering if you had any advice for that. Has he considered taping his fat mouth shut? That's what I recommend for that fat fuck.

That's a bit harsh, no? Alright, I mean the fans have said he actually looks pretty good lately. Are their eyeballs broken? The man is a hippopotamus. He has to weigh himself at a trex top weigh station. I would recommend something called a treadmill, but he would probably just eat the treadmill. Alright, I think that's a little out of line there. Yeah, I don't know, maybe it needs like a human touch, this is a little much. Is it maybe set to roast mode?

You're set on roast mode. Eating them. Eating roasts. What, I don't know. Maybe it needs like a human touch. This is a little much. Is it maybe set to roast mode? You're set on roast mode. Eating them. Eating roasts. What? Danny is so fat. How fat is he? Make Danny say it. How fat am I? Very fat. I mean, that's not really a joke. It's maybe anti-comedy? Yeah, we're kind of here to talk about his body image issues. I would have body

image issues too if I looked like you too. You're worried about your body image issues. You should be worried you too you're worried about your body image issues you should be worried about finding a barn to sleep in i hate this job i can solve complex multi-variable equations and they have me telling fatties to feel better about their bodies all day fine you both look great is that what you wanted to hear thank you a couple of fucking supermodels now go eat a ham now maybe the human touch might be better for this particular job. Yeah, I think so. The Boys Cast.

250 patrons away from the next Bugman vs. Bugman episode 2. And we got some good ideas for that. But there's bad news. Oh no. Tragedy has struck. Actress Jane Fonda says that white men are to blame for climate crisis. She's calling them to be arrested

and jailed. I personally agree with this. What's your take on it? I think we should make them into compost. Gonna throw it to Danny. What's your take on this bad boy? I think we make them into compost. Gonna throw it to Danny. What's your take on this bad boy? I think we make him into compost. Solve the everything. Well, one shot. I was saying, as a white man myself, personally.

As also a white man. As also a white man. Some parts of the internet might disagree. I don't care. I'm a white man. You wish, pal. That's casting central. I'm a white man. You wish, pal. That's casting central. I'm a white man.

You wish, pal. Yeah. I don't make the rules, okay? I don't make the rules about this stuff. This is where I think. I think you should be a white man in terms of diversity, but I guess I was going to say any of the good parts. I was like, but then when the good parts roll in,

I was like, what are the good parts? Yeah, what are the good parts? Yeah, what are the good parts? I guess not getting called a Jew on the internet. Yeah, no. I guess when you're cruising around for, I guess when you do something on the internet, when you do anything remotely progressive on the internet and people start combing through your past. Yes, they do.

That's the part. They usually start combing through the past more on my jokes. Yeah, they start seeing Pictures of Danny On the island You know what I mean Danny goes to any island Yeah any

I can't even go to Like I'm in Cuba People see it Yeah See What are you doing In Cuba over there Big surprise

I personally want to Apologize for this stuff Because I Some of you may know Some of you may not Know about me But when I'm off tour When I'm not doing

The podcast I spend a lot of time Recreationally burning coal That's kind of like A big, some of you may not know about me, but when I'm off tour, when I'm not doing the podcast, I spend a lot of time recreationally burning coal. That's kind of like a big pastime of mine. Well, yeah, these stats don't come from nowhere where they say white men are causing climate change. It's like, yes, I burned 70 tons of coal last year. And I think it's just like a fun thing that I do. I don't play video games.

I like to burn coal. See, I'm a climate ally. When I found out that most plastic bottles actually end up in a landfill- You just eat the bottles so you can compost them. No, I burn them. See, I burn the bottles because I was like, look, if they're just going to wind up in the landfill anyway- Another white man contributing to climate change.

And then I'm just like, I'm going to burn the bottles. I actually, you might have known this about me, but I took a little bit of a hiatus for a couple of weeks and went to the rainforest in Africa. To be honest, I would have loved to go to the rainforest cafe, but I got that fucking white man itch. Yeah. And then I went to the African rainforest and then deforested about a hundred acres. That's how it happens.

You know what it is? For anything good? No, you get on a white man bender. I swear to God, I literally thought, I was like, you know what? I'm just going to do one, two acres. Next thing you know, I freaking wake up from my blackout i took a hundred acres down yeah i literally call may have contributed i literally colonized an entire zip code in the bronx always i can't stop dude i got colonizer blood and i gotta be honest with you i thought that

other races and genders were also doing the same things as me like for example i have nine refrigerators in my house i only use one of them but yeah yeah backups i can i keep the backup for risk management right there that's what i'm saying but i apparently other races aren't also having nine refrigerators i well they don't even have a refrigerator room i find out no no they don't have a room for the refrigerators or or an extra fridge in the garage i have an extra couple in the garage i have my backup i have extra garages i have my extra garage. I have an extra couple in the garage. I have my backup garage. I have extra garages. I have my extra garage,

then I have my extra backup garage fridge as well. My cousin, who's also white, he moved to China to teach English, and coincidentally, that's when China's emissions have tripled. Really? All I'm saying is, China's emissions weren't as high

before my white cousin went there to teach English. You know what I mean? Us whites are doing damage. Teaching English by day. Us whites like us. Yes. So I'm sorry for the

recreationally burning coal. Last night I went to India and I built about 3,000 factories. I wonder if she has to say this. Big smokestack guy. Not a lot of people know that about me. I'm a huge smokestack guy. Bit of a globalist we are.

We're back here on a private jet. Some people on the internet might call us globalists. Maybe me. And then I take a whole flight around the globe, and I don't even need to. Yeah. I like to have, I'll take a private plane, and then if I'll see somewhere I want to go to, the plane just stays and kind of glides, and then a helicopter comes and picks me up and takes me while the plane's just circling. there been there been there done that and we apologize to jane fonda

and sorry jane fonda the buck ends now yeah and to make further amends to jane fonda we will both uh be going to watch her new film uh of course already about the premieres yeah yeah it's already at the theaters it did pretty well though are you Are you kidding me? It's about Tom Brady. Okay. It seems like you got some facts on this film. No, I just... I saw it, and it's... Sounds like DP's chomping at the bit

to get his Gene Fonda film facts in there. No, I just couldn't believe that it was actually a movie. Okay, there we go. Yeah, I can't find the name of it. I wasn't prepared to this point. It seemed like he had some hot facts. Oh, 80 for Brady. And it's a bunch of grandmas who are trying to track down Tom Brady.

Sounds crappy. It was in the theaters this year. It actually did pretty well at the box office, which is insane. Really? Yeah. You saw it. That was like the Norm Macdonald box office poison right there. Yeah.

Because you're like, what's that demographic? Grandmas? Yeah, because it's not great. Who would grandpa would want to go with his wife to watch the Tom Brady film where it's like, like all these ladies just trying to track down Tom Brady

and he's got to sit there, you know? Yeah. Sit there beside watching that. It's Ava Brady is inspired by the true story of four best friends living life to the fullest when they take a wild trip

to the 2017 Super Bowl. So that's one type of diversity I do not get behind. Age diversity. You're never going to sell me on that type of diversity. Pretty ballsy, too. It's four white ladies. Fuck that. You know what they should be called? The Climate Change Express.

Rita Moreno. I don't know if she counts. Enough of your facts about her movie. You're happy with yourself, huh? Not really. a cinematographer we're fucking roger ebert over here did 40 million at the box office isn't that crazy oh really are you sure that you inflated a little i don't know no probably not you know what diversity that's the funniest diversity yeah because so in new york they just basically like i don't i feel like this was kind of like a national story, but sometimes I never know if it's just New York,

but either way, it's like New York news kind of is big news. But so New York and other places have already done this, but essentially they're making body size discrimination illegal and height. And height. The short kings and the tall kings. Well, why would tall kings get discriminated? I mean, they're the ones who are the most discriminated Against by literally like the

Structures like yeah but I don't know I saw like they're not no one's like not Hiring you because you're too tall maybe I don't think people are well maybe I feel like well what if you like I saw So they did the draft lottery for the NBA And there's this prospect his name is Victor Or whatever he's this French dude and he's 7'5

And he was like at You know they like televised like they're waiting to dude and he's 7'5". And he was like at, you know, they like televise, like they're waiting to see what team he's going to go to because he was like the number one pick. And like the place he was hanging out at, he literally had to be like this. Neck was tilted. Yeah, he like couldn't,

like he was touching literally the ceiling. Right. That's discrimination. But the thing is, that discrimination is never, this is only going to be fact cases. Yeah, of course. The thing is, that's so funny about this, is because, well, I'll just read the thing. Adam signed a controversial bill outlining discrimination based on weight and height

and in housing and public accommodation. So again, like, this is, out of the gate, you're just like, why would there be discrimination in like housing where you go, hey, we're going to give you public housing and you're just like, you're not going to fit through the door sister you know what i mean yeah like i can't imagine that's been a problem where you get discriminated against to get housing it's obviously what they mean is that a workplace right yeah so this is you know it'll be housing too this is lawyers ringing the cashier oh yeah right now if you're if you work for you know whatever steinberg and Bergstein. Yep.

Two white guys. Just a two white guy law firm. Two white guy law firm for, what do you want to call it? What's this law called? Workplace discrimination law. And that's what kind of everyone's saying. It's like, this is just going to be like a free for all. It's Christmas.

Because how would you possibly? Okay, first of all, this is the only discrimination where they go, any other thing, right? Because all they can do is basically, because everyone would say, they go, oh, we don't discriminate. But they're like, what they're saying in the article is like, yeah, it's going to go one step further than that. If we go, if you get fired and you don't get the job and then we look at your 20 employees and none of them are fat, we'll be like, the same as you. Yeah, could you not have found a fat person who was equally qualified?

So if you have a hundred people at your job and you're like, we didn't discriminate against black people and you go, hey, have you never hired a black person? So equally qualified so if you have a hundred people your job and you're like we didn't discriminate against black people and you go have you never hired a black person so they can get you on that right especially if one applies but it's the only discrimination that can be solved by putting pie in the break room or you do the phone call only uh uh interviews no in-person interviews just they're always via phone so then you're like well your honor my client sounds fat yeah they're always via phone so then you're like well your honor my client sounds fat yeah they're just like oh clearly your honor my client sounds fat and they knew that on the phone listen listen back to the call i think we can all

i'd like to work here sorry i just had to go up a two-stair set. I'll get a lot of days off to start up shit. Hey, guys, so tell us a bit about yourself. I actually like to ask some questions first. What time is lunch? Yeah, what's allowed to be discussed and what's not allowed to be discussed around the gravy cooler she said gravy cool we don't actually have a gravy cooler

my lawyers will be in touch click it's crazy too this article says uh this year new york city could become one of the largest cities in the world to make it against the law to deny fat people the same rights that thinner people enjoy. It's like the trans stuff. You're like, what rights do you not have? I really don't get this one. Like when they say rights, you're like, what rights do you not have? No, this one's crazy.

Because what's going to happen is this is going to be someone's job, basically, right? So someone's job in the government is going to be like going around to workplaces make sure they have enough fat people can you imagine like the diversity person the fat diversity person's like coming into the office and the boss is like freaking out like he's like he's like danny what the fuck you put on five pounds what are you doing to me yeah like you know the companies will have like they'll have like the weight loss thing like because it'll bring down their insurance premiums like That's out the window. Well, your boss is turning into the big bad wolf coming in trying to fatten everyone up.

We got a Krispy Kreme sponsorship, everybody. Well, yeah, because you're going to have a fat check coming in. Also, the diversity corner. You know, obviously, in certain fields where it's obvious that girls got hired for that, people will be like, oh oh it's a diversity hire yeah like just be like just be a fat guy and just like a diversity hire and they have just like one room in the office where they have like other fat people for diversity they don't really do a whole lot it is really like it is like a such a crazy thing so basically like and then they bring the boss in and then they have

the person they have the workplace discrimination lawyer, and he's just like, the boss is like, you know what? I don't see size. I just hired the best person for the job. And he's like, what do you think of this fat woman? He's like, I mean, beautiful. They're just showing him photos of fat people, and he's just like, ugh.

He goes, would you say this person's a hardworking person or a lazy person? And he goes, I can't tell. I mean, I wouldn't know how you could tell this. I wouldn't know. What about this one? They're just in the mobility scooter. He's like, I can't.

There's no way for me to tell. Soon they're going to be going after like, look, here's a photo of all 500 CEOs of Fortune 500 companies. Not a 500 pounder in the lot. Explain that. We need more fat representation. But it's the hardest one. So all this is, is a field day for lawyers. Yeah.

Do you know what I mean? Of course. I would say... In an unwinnable game, you're like, it's a further thing that just makes it... I feel like it's only going to be girls too. You're not going to see a lot of this with guys. No. Girls have the perfect system rigged out where they go,

lot of this with guys no girls have it girls have the perfect system rigged out where they go when uh when when if guys have like uh if guys aren't if guys aren't body positive they're like bigots if girls aren't body positive they call it standards you know what i mean yeah of course like they really sold their thing i was saying that i'm i would say that i don't know if i'm body positive but when i get about eight nine drinks in me i start to get a little fair to say 3 a.m at the bar i've been known to get a little bit of an ally once the bar's about to let out and then the weirdest thing i want to go home alone weirdest thing after we smash i get a lot less body the body positivity fleets away i get a little uh a little discriminatory yeah i just get crack at them i get i get but like eight Yeah. I just get crazy. I get like eight drinks.

I start to get pretty body positive. You know, 12 drinks. I'm a frigging ally and a half. You know what I mean? That's March, sisters. Yeah. You get me 16 beers a drink. I get a job at Vice.

You know what I mean? You get real body positive around that 16 beer mark yeah that's uh like you think people are going to try and get ahead of this too and like start being like all right we need to like like some some like strategy meeting at a company they go they're coming after us people we're gonna have to start feeding people yeah i what that is funny because you're like you can't make people a different race but you can trick them into getting fatter that's exactly so. So it's the funniest part. You're like a company that has like 10 white men, and you're just like, you don't want to do all this stuff. And they're like, listen, we're getting in trouble.

Someone here has got to volunteer to put on 25 like it's a movie role. Yeah, that is. But that's honestly not like a movie role. That is like a premise of a fucking movie. They all have to get fatter by July 1st. Otherwise, they're getting fired. They're going to get sued for millions. 1st. Otherwise, they're getting fired. They're going to get sued for millions. Because that's what happens.

They have a big class action lawsuit that's going to bankrupt the company. But if the staff all gets fat, they're going to go on the stand. And they're going to be like, the top ranking members are going on the stand. And they have three weeks to put on 80 pounds. Yeah, it's like the diversity enforcement guy comes in. He goes, ah, just a bunch of skinny people here. I'll be back in three months. Something better change.

Otherwise, you're going to all be looking for new jobs, okay? Cush. That's good. How else would it happen, though? It's just such a recipe for calamity, this whole thing. A lot of people do have. I know know different people that have like owned companies that have said like they'll say things like i don't hire smokers or whatever but they all have like the same you all basically have like techniques to not hire them you can't because they know that you can't say i won't hire smokers

but they just know i just don't hire people with yellow fingertips i mean smokers is the biggest scam that's like, legitimately, you're like, yeah, I smoke, so that means I just take all these unpaid breaks that we somehow allow because I smoke, and you're like, what? Yeah, that's kind of what it is. I mean, it's a say. You wouldn't let other people take that amount of breaks. Also,

there's certain jobs where it's going to smell like smoke, and people don't like that. But there's also more just like when someone's 45, I think. People do know whatever you call it discrimination or some people call it averages if you said like you know ceos like what percentage of them smoke or whatever you know what i mean yeah maybe it's like a little different now with all the vaping and stuff like that but but the same thing is this i think people have done these studies where they go what percentage of you know high performance athletes are like 400 pounds you know what i mean

of course right yeah ceos are generally high-performing individuals so you're not gonna well they have jobs for people that are 400 pounds the dmv the post office but they exist it isn't just it's just such a weird thing because you're one of those things where you go especially for like you know cashier or whatever all these jobs it was like yeah they're probably it's not good to just like not give someone a chance because they're big or whatever. But at the same time, you're just like, how would this ever play? How would you play this thing out in a way

that's not going to be a calamity? Oh yeah, well, again, it's similar to the race stuff where you're like, it's so hard to prove, right? Because you, you know, I guess it's what happens is you go, well, you hired someone who's like way less qualified than me. And so the only difference is that i was 400 pounds and they're not that's kind of where it's yeah and you're like no the difference was his friend was my buddy you know what i mean whatever but then yeah you're not allowed you're still not allowed to do

that either well it's the first thing it's already playing out on is basically they started playing it out on like broadway and stuff like that that. Because all this stuff is going to get to those jobs where it's not a real job first. And basically, they've already started to weasel into... Broadway is already having a big conversation about that. Where it's like... You need more fat people. The ballet needs more fat people. That's for sure.

They're all wiry and weird. I actually would be more likely to watch that. Fat ballet. I actually wouldn't be more likely to watch that. You're a fat ballet. I actually would watch that way more. I don't want them all to be fat, though. I just want a couple. Ballet, I have zero interest in the ballet. But if you told me it was the plus-size ballet, I'm back in.

So much more. It's kind of like when people talk about the trans league sports. You would do it. Yeah, so I would be interested in that. Yeah, I think so. But all these things. So much more. It's kind of like when people talk about the trans league sports. Yeah. Yeah. So I would be interested in that. I think so. There was no... But all these things...

So that... I don't know if you saw the woman basically... She got Equinoxed and she basically got them... She took them to the cleaners. Good for her. Honestly, good for her. Winning at life. I mean, look.

Equinox is fucking 300 bucks a month for a membership there for a gym. They took her to the cleaners. They've been taking everybody to the cleaners. It's time for them to get some. But the reason it's funny is because she's like a, so basically it was like a black woman and then she was like late all the time. Yeah, 47 times.

Yeah, they fired her. In a year. And then she basically took him to the cleaners saying it was because she's black. Because I think what happened is one of the dudes- 47 times over 10 months. It sounds like one of the dudes at the place was like one of the dudes was saying racist stuff

kind of deal, right? It was like not- Well, it wasn't, I like i mean again definitely don't do this stuff at work but uh he he was trying to hit on some like a black that stuff was all i agree but apparently how they got him was he had texts being like the black employees are lazy or something like that yeah i think they got him on like the dead to rights, you know what I mean? Yeah. On like exactly in line with what they were accusing them of. So they sort of,

it is crazy that a bad, like one employee can cost you money like that too, right? 12 mil, yeah. And honestly, they probably could have got way, given her way less money if they settled, but. Oh, really? Yeah, but I think it's the principle then.

I would, yeah. If you keep settling, then people are like, oh, I'll just keep suing you. But it's also funny because it's like the idea was- Imagine how much she got if she was 400 pounds too. That's what I'm saying, man. It's going to be the mother load. She would have owned Equinox. Dude, that's like the movie is we switch over to be workplace lawyers.

No. No! See, that's the different type of whiten you're speaking right now, Ryan, because the whiten me is like, we're suing businesses. What do you mean? For all this frivolous bullshit. Well, we are suing businesses as diversity lawyers. No, I don't want to be the lawyer.

I want to be the one who just does his bullshit. It's like all this nonsense where you walk into an Equinox and you're like, the towels didn't have enough aloe in them. I poured the coffee on myself. I poured the coffee on them. I poured the coffee on them. I got discriminated against because I'm tall. 12 million please. All that stuff.

It's just America. Lazy personal trainer is always the funniest though because it's like getting fired from your job because you show up late and you're lazy or whatever. Or at least that's their side of the story. But it's like the funniest job to be super lazy and just having a personal trainer that's like,

your personal trainer is late every day and then they come in and they're like, all right, I don't know. Would you rather have lazy, fit personal trainer

or fat and like kind of on the ball? All right, everybody, let's go. That's Derek. Derek is the fat. He's like, he's kind of got a bit

of a belly right now, but he's definitely like fucking yelling at people, motivating them. All right, everybody. A lot of it. It is America, though. It's so scary that you can just like, anybody can just frivolously decide to ruin your life

by suing you. And you're like. Totally. It's the odds of it getting dismissed are so low. And you're like, very minimum, like a corporation. It's a litigation ruled country. Yeah. And like a corporation or like any business, if they really just want to decide to just wreck your life,

especially if you're just like an individual, that's what Chick-fil-A was, I guess, trying to get in line with this stuff and people aren't happy with them. Chick-fil-A thing is the dumbest thing. Weren't they the ones who hated gay people six months ago? Well, they basically,

I think that one of the reasons that a lot of these places do the DEI stuff is because you kind of like have to. Yes, you literally have to. It's literally, you have to do it DEI stuff is because you kind of like have to. Yes, you literally have to. It's literally you have to do it. I will say though because yeah,

so some of the conservative people are like, they're not happy that Chick-fil-A has a diversity thing. I actually went through the thing so we can see if we agree

that Chick-fil-A is up to no good. I mean, this is literally like, this is maybe, we're starting to get into the territory of that meme, this meme,

you know, the two hands, the black and white where it's like LGBT conservatives and protesting every company they're now like we're lining up and you're like what the fuck is going on you have to admit though if you ran a company right now and it's pride month you'd be sweating a little bit

not if you're Chick-fil-a though they have like a pretty good stance on this where they're like we're not open no one's safe from protesting right now okay imagine you weren't Chick-fil-'s safe from protesting right now okay imagine you weren't chick-fil-a though but they've been protesting imagine you weren't chick-fil-a right and you're just like oh yeah you're just like a company and you're just like you you see like when does it start uh i guess like yesterday so it's like june 1st you go pride month is coming what are we doing

for that just the beads of sweat put it down your face wait you didn't plan anything he's like well you just you you're literally trying to because i've been i've been saying this talking about this bit on stage but like every protest in the last little bit was because a company was too gay or not gay enough so it's like that's why no one protests wrestling because it's the perfect amount of gay yeah i mean a little something for everyone they have like uh they have like a fuck yeah america for the republicans and two dudes rolling around naked for the liberals oiled up yeah two oiled up dudes rolling around yeah i mean it's it's you're walking a tightrope right now with this stuff you are but there's tons of businesses who generally don't have

a position on this stuff that you that's smart ones the smart ones like i mean i don't know what's mcdonald's lgbt position i'm sure they've done this they probably have a tab on their website and maybe they have a tweet that tab's all it takes to get people mad at you right now. I'll tell you what this is. Well, they only got mad because that's the thing. Nobody's mad at McDonald's because they're doing it right. It's that the Christians were like, Chick-fil-A's ours. Right.

I know. But this is, I'll tell you what I do think, is that this is where, I know there was like a Blue Jays player that had to apologize, and they got mad at him. Yeah, the popcorn guy. I've watched this whole thing play out probably three or four times in my life, go back and forth now. I'd say the one during Trump was obviously the peak of

everyone protesting. Left-wing people were the worst one I've seen in my lifetime. And then you go, the problem if conservatives wanted to keep their protests, if they actually wanted to keep this smart, they would keep it like one every three or four months. And most importantly, they'd stay the fuck away from comedians. Because right now, they're starting to protest like athletes that just want to stay out of it for the most part.

That's where liberals really fucked up. They went for everyone and then you lost every friend you have. Do you know what I mean? And they won't beat these groups like if you go for all the artists and they band together you'll lose yeah so that's when you lose like public support so that's if they stick to companies that's what if liberals want to stick to protesting fucking fast food chains they would never have been fucking as gay you know what i mean yeah i mean the the dodgers and the the thing that the dodgers are doing right now is the first time where i'm like actually you're finding me sympathetic to like that's why i feel everything's snapping back because you're just messing with the wrong thing

not even that you're like you want to mess with fucking subway sandwiches no one gives a shit no it's a but like you know like catholics are not catholics necessarily but christians were kind of like the default for a while so it was hard to like come at them really but then like the it's we're we've gone so far away from it so you know the the dodgers are doing this thing you're saying you feel sympathetic with the christian guy the catholic so yeah well they have like the sisters of indulgence you know what that is so it's like this they have sounds diverse no it's this so it's like uh the dodgers we're gonna do this lgbt like pride thing right like just like you know appreciation yeah i kind

of saw the appreciation yeah yeah and so this group called the sisters of indulgence pretend like they're catholics and they're no no no they're like they they look like all goth but they're gay and they're like they're pretending to be they were gonna do a halftime show nurses and stuff and they're all like there's videos of them like on crosses and like flogging each other like doing like this insane stuff and then there's like this one Catholic, the two Catholic baseball players who are just like, yeah, this is like a bit much.

And they were like, you're not allowed to say that. Yeah. They're like, they're literally getting on all this, they're like literally sticking their neck out to be like, if you did this for anything else,

any other religion where you brought in some group to like, but gays are just like at the top right now. So they're just like running amok. I know. And that guy, they backed him into a hard. So they're just like running amok. I know. And that guy, they backed him into a hard place. He probably just wants

to play baseball. Well, that dude was just like the Anthony Bass or whatever. That was a Bud Light thing. This was a guy on Cleveland and Clayton Kershaw who plays on the Dodgers. And he's just like,

you know, I'm a Christian. Like they're coming out there and they're like, you're like on the, in the seventh inning stretch, you're sticking a cross up some guy's asshole dressed as a nun. they're like, you're like on the, in the seventh inning stretch, you're sticking across of some guy's asshole dressed as a nun. And you're like, come on.

Yeah. And then you stick your hand out and they're just like, you're a big, this and that. Yeah. They're like, yeah, they're called the other sisters of perpetual indulgence.

Yeah. It's a bit much. Exactly. Yeah. Stick to that sort of stuff. Yeah. It's like, whatever.

It's like, if you just want to have a general pride night but it did feel a little bit where it's like a little spread too thin you know what i mean you can't be protesting 25 things at once that's the no it's like it's like the 101 of like you know even if a company or anything it's like or even like a script or making a video it's like as soon as you start doing too many things in one thing, that's when it all falls apart. You know what I mean? Of course, of course.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's when everyone starts hating you. You want to pick your spots with the stuff. I don't think they will because- But like you're boycotting your thing. Yeah, it seems like there's probably better ones to boycott. Way better ones to boycott. Like the Dodgers.

There's probably better ones to boycott. Toronto Blue Jays. Yeah, the- League Baseball. The Chick-fil-A one. Well, this is what their DEI policy said. So you see if it deserves boycotting. Okay.

It said, one of our core values is that we're better together, which we kind of know what that means. Sure. When we combine our unique backgrounds and experiences of culture and belonging, we can discover new ways to strengthen the quality of care we deliver. So, So far. It's literally all corporate speak. This has been vetted by 10 teams of lawyers to be like,

this says everything and nothing all at once. Yeah. It means like, yeah. Just all this stuff. A lot of it's just like giving away food to charities. Helping nonprofits. We know what that means. Pallets of bricks.

Pallets of bricks spreading's Pallets of bricks Spreading homosexuality All throughout the world You know just Standard Chick-fil-A values You want That's the thing You have to

What do you think They're doing on those Sundays When they're closed What do you think Those non-profits are You know what I mean Yeah Oh what was the non-profit

It was like Dildos for tots Oh it's just a non-profit Dildos for toddlers Yeah you know Standard stuff Dildosprofit dildos for dogs you know standard dildos for muslim toddlers not saying that on the christian thing uh i was kind of talking about how like one of the problems with dating a christian girl is uh hitting uh if you're dating a girl that's too into jesus yeah it's just like too much talk about another guy in your own house yeah i basically said it's dating

a girl that's really into jesus is essentially like dating a uh her ex-boyfriend died in the military there's pictures of everyone and she's like he died for us and you got to be like sounds great this guy well generally you you got to be equally into that you got to be like a military yourself you go like you were the dude who was on the tour with him that's you have to be on the best friend and then you know the best friend, and then, you know. He was a great man. Yeah, he was a real great man. Yeah, he's a true hero.

You know what I mean? And I was there with him. You can't be the guy that worked at the post office while he was putting his life on the line for America. Yeah, no, no, no. But that's the guy. You were the guy eating Cheetos. You know, you're the guy eating Cheetos in the friggin' man cave while Jesus was dying for your sins. You know, you pale in comparison.

And that's Christian. Well, the funnier one is Muslims, because you're not even the top Muhammad in your own house. You're the second best Muhammad in your own house. Well, a lot of the Jesuses, though. Jesus, yeah, because you're on the phone, the girl's on the phone being like, Muhammad is just so great. And you're like, oh, thank you.

He's like, not you. Not you. The other Muhammad. And you go, I agree. Yeah, you have to agree. He's like, not you. Not you. The other Mohammed. And you go, I agree. Yeah, you have to agree. He is so great. Yeah, I don't, you know, you've been talking a lot about this Mohammed guy. It's made me feel that.

So, yeah, there is a lot of Jesuses, though. Yeah, there is a lot of Jesuses. A lot of them. But it is, you are a little bit getting cucked by Jesus. Yeah. But not as much as the Dodgers halftime show. So, you're actually getting cucked by jesus yeah no that is crazy you're like that stuff is they're just like all right this is kind of

yeah dodgers thing is you go like what is this well it's the biggest scam it's the biggest scam ever pulled convincing like it's a family friendly like positive message that like jesus well you know what it is someone probably did the invite before they really knew the deal with them and they go we're now fucked either way because if we're screwed and they did rescind the invite and then they unrescinded it you get you're so but the moment that first invite comes goes out for them and you go oh we fucked up because now if we take it back then we're losing the the gays who are like gonna give it to us and so the positives of the whole thing is it is sort of creating a a potential scenario where in the next like two months like every company's just afraid to do everything and

you're like good yeah back to just we don't need to know about this just like stop kicking people out of your restaurants or whatever yeah yeah i don't need to hear about i don't need to hear about who you voted for i want to actually i was meaning to go check out i want to see the the target though by uh because apparently like they've just removed all the Pride stuff everywhere. Well, the reason they said that is because they said everyone was harassing them. Well, no. Originally, they were like,

we're removing some. That was their story. Well, they said we're removing some displays. We're moving them to different parts of the stores, but now I've seen some anecdotal. I don't know if it's everywhere where they're legit just removing them. And I'm regretting because I sent you a photo i walked you want to

go grab one well no they had the the mat you said you want doormat that's the gayest place in town gayest place in town doormat is the funniest thing i've ever seen i should i honestly regret i should have bought every single one of them and just fucking definitely putting that on your drop them on the apps you know dropping off gayest blazing down to him out of the ops doorhouse just go to wherever you think is yeah like i have like a lot of like like church just put them on churches mosques synagogues well you you told me you were getting gonna get a rainbow bib for a grown man yeah it's like a rainbow bib for a 40 year old man yeah so we got some wacky stuff over there yep but yeah i think i think it is creating a bit of

a gridlock but it'll be like well it remains to be seen but at this point it's fine though it's legitimately fine you're just like just don't do any of this stuff well all the companies that held strong and that they never made any political statement they're laughing right now oh for sure and i mean again even with the bud light dude how funny is it being protested by both sides at the same time is that not the funniest thing in the world amazing it's the best and you're like it's not like you're a comedian and you're like this is sick you're like you were a corporation this is hell yeah i know and But I guess the truth is, it was like, that's what happens

when you didn't have the tiniest bit of guts to sort of see a long-term... No. You weren't able to long-term it. Yeah, you just go along with the trends and fads like homosexuality. Yeah, or the real answer is, you don't want to be one of the two or three

that gets caught in the crossfire, but everyone else it won't affect. You know what I mean? It's like, you don't want to be the of the two or three that gets caught in the crossfire but everyone else it won't affect you know what i mean it's like you don't want to be the company that catches a stray no no it's a delicate i mean you don't want to catch a stray boycott you know what i mean no no no i mean i i mean look i'm i'm as there are a lot of strays in like i think a lot of people yeah for sure i think a lot of people are surprised about the the degree to which the bud light thing actually is like working like the actual like brand damage that has happened to bud light well so there's two parts like destroyed but there you have to you have to combine the two things right so the boycotts one thing but really what did the damage was it becoming a meme yeah like that's the power of like internet memes.

For sure. You know what I mean? Like if a meme, like that's what happened to White Claw. Like not even on, like the exact same thing happened to White Claw where White Claw was like popping and then it became like the beer for pussies, you know, the drink for pussies. Yeah. And that like really damaged its like reputation. You know what I mean?

I don't spend a lot of time on Facebook, but I imagine that like Bud Light means Facebook or no one like Trump trump like 2015 style just like popping off so in my opinion it was yes that's what the protest started but it's like really you need like the meme to pop off yeah but then again the funny part is but they can't have the same meme like you can't have that same thing where it's like this is the gay beer you can't have that like more than a couple more times i wonder what a new one i do i haven't been to any baseball games yet this year but like but i really want to know like bud light has a lot of contracts with how people are posting photos saying that yeah if you've even posted like but they have a lot of contracts with stadiums and stuff so i'm like i

actually am curious like how that's working when there's not that many options you know what do you mean there's not a lot when you go to a lot of stadiums like for tall cans like when you're trying to go to like that's a couple options yeah that's what i'm wondering but there's not that many options, you know? What do you mean there's not a lot of options? Well, when you go to a lot of stadiums, like for tall cans, like when you're trying to go to like that express... That's a couple options. Yeah, that's what I'm wondering,

but there's... I think it depends on who you're with. Like, if it's the boys, they get whatever else. If you're like with a chick and you don't care that much,

you might not want to be on the jump boat. Yeah, you know? That's a nightmare. Dude. Yeah, they have the...

Instead of the kiss cam, it's the queer cam and it's just going around and just people drinking Bud Light. You go, really? It's like, you sell this, though. They punk people in the stadium. I'd be a nightmare if you got caught on the Jumbotron drinking Bud Light.

Dude, your last day as, like, the producer there, and you just want to burn it all down. You set up the fucking Queer Cam graphic, and you're just going around Yankee Stadium. It's just some fucking hard-ass dude from the Bronx just drinking a Bud Light. going around Yankee Stadium. It's just some fucking hard-ass dude from the Bronx just drinking a Bud Light. Gay vision. Or just for Pride Month. They call it the Bat Boy camera.

The Batty Boy camera? The Batty Man cam. The Batty Man cam. boy gamer the body man cam the body man cam yeah and they have like some what's a super gay song uh i don't know obviously ymca but like what's like a what's a new version of one what's the new what do gay people like to listen to i think like sean mendez you would know you would know more than i would know sean mendes is shot taylor swift i think no probably lizzo i bet you they also really like uh that uh the gay black guy the little nas x a little nas x maybe i always wondered the degree

to which like just because he's super frank oh um sam smith sam smith that's the one yeah that's so they put this thank you you. They put Sam Smith on for the Bud Light Cam. And if I say I love you. Just like a guy. In a fucking Babe Ruth jersey. Freaking fun, right? You don't have to know where I am.

Hey, you love me. Oh, dude, that guy fucking shows up. Say that I'm the only one. He's not the only one, and they do a double scream. They do the kiss cam on two guys drinking a Bud Light beside each other. Bud Light on the Jumbotron. It's some good shit, dude. That's a nightmare.

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It's smooth sack summer, boys. Get on board or get left behind. Become part of the train or become roadkill. You know how, like, so just the final thing, sort of this diversity pack, because there was all that sort of shit, was because we obviously covered this in our cold open today. Yep. But the fact that they were, so the reason what actually happened,

and we won't go crazy into detail about it, but what happened was when they fired all the people and put AI people, because they tried to, like, unionize, and there's't go crazy into detail about it, but what happened was when they, they fired all the people and put AI people because they tried to like unionize and there's only like 20 of them. And the bottom line was they just like overestimated their kind of power. It's hard to, hard to make crazy union demands in a bad economy with like a startup that would like funding all women.

Exactly. And funding right now is just so hard to come by and startups are like just taking it from all, taking it in the fucking a from all angles. Right. Yeah. so basically they tried to unionize and they just added uh they just added like chat gpt but the fact that they're doing that it's like it is funny to think like because that's obviously a job that who would ever want to do that be like hey you know i'm thinking about committing suicide and they're just like don't do it like no one it's it is kind of crazy there's certain jobs where you never want it but it's like it's just funny to think of like just the other jobs that are getting

taken over by chat gbt like you know police don't have to tell you that your like son died in the military anymore like just just like you just get a you just basically get like a email no you get a call and it was just like i am so sorry what's this about it goes oh you don't know yet yeah tommy not going to make it he's in the dirt like yeah doctors they just adding chap gbt to do all the dirty work of telling people bad news and stuff like that okay uh thank you we just have your results and uh someone else is just gonna come in and then the loudspeaker just comes up you got aids do we know what the exact issue with this with their chatbot was was it all just yasqueening all these chicks who were like i can't stop eating yeah that's the gist of it like is that why they shut it down no it's not no no no

i don't think they're not that they shut it down sorry not to shut it down no they shut it down because the people were like basically the the my guess would be like this company wasn't that profitable it's like kind of a startup you know series a or whatever you want to call it yeah and then essentially they uh probably didn't weren't like you know they weren't like printing money and there's no money in telling people to start they were probably on the fence already being like i don't know we're kind of like we're kind of bleeding money here with all these operators then the operators had like you know kind of unionized and wanted some demands and they were just like okay enough of those we're done yeah you've been replaced it was just a it was just like a classic like what is your you know our bargaining position you know what i mean and obviously they thought it was a

little higher but there's also an article that says ai jobs the most of them that were threatened were women's jobs so not all bad not all bad this is weird news this week fellas well yeah that makes sense women just do more admin like yeah of course yeah they're not gonna be happy about that though i'll tell you one thing and we were sort of me and danny went to dinner with a buddy that's like real tapped into elon musk like they're like like pals. Yep. Because we have a couple of these like tech tapped in guys that we, we hit the group chat a lot for BoyzGuest Insider Info.

But he was saying that they are, so he's like, we're basically they're spending all their time like reaching out to everyone trying to get features and trying to like, so he sounds like they are really. I was literally when we were sitting there

and I was like. Trying to make it better. And he's he's like yeah i'm friends with his like right hand man or whatever i'm like can i i have a twitter suggestion he goes yeah i'll send it to him what was yours yeah he sent it to him what was the suggestion just background play just when your phone's off i want to be able to play something oh yeah yeah i saw you it's always funny when i see your comments on elon musk yeah it's the one thing i want the reply guy it's always background play but the reason but the one thing that want. The reply guy. It's always background reply. But the reason, but the one thing that they are wrong about,

like the, so the AOC stuff. Oh, hilarious. Yeah, it is super funny. So AOC basically, there's like these parody accounts and then they essentially tweet, you know,

I'm in love with Elon Musk or stuff like that as AOC. But the way it works is it has a blue check and then the parody says like so far in the name that you can't see it yeah so it does trick people and although it is funny if i was running twitter i'd be like i don't really see the utility the whole purpose of blue checks the whole purpose of blue checks in the first place was to verify people so you know who's

the real one when they're very popular right and then also the second thing if you're gonna say hey we're kind of trying to we want you to be able to decipher what's true and what's not that's the whole point of community notes you basically look at it and it was i don't i was telling you it was like the first time it was it's so great yeah i i looked at this thing there was a video of fucking roger waters right and roger waters is he's wearing a nazi uniform in berlin in berlin and he's like they're playing like whatever they got nazi music playing he's shooting this gun and everyone was posting it like look at this anti-semi roger waters and i know he was like a big palestine guy the whole thing so i knew it

wasn't what they were saying for sure but i was a little bit like what the fuck is this and then you kind of look around and that would have been one of those things where you didn't know for three days then maybe you mentioned it to someone they don't know and then finally someone tells you like impossible to give you information and you've been telling people the whole time you go you hear about this roger water stuff roger water guys killed five jews last week exactly he's like literally drowning them in pig's blood it's crazy yeah exactly right but then i immediately looked underneath and it goes over this is roger waters uh playing a scene from the wall and he's been doing this for 20 years and he's playing a bad guy and it was just like moving on yep so my whole point is the whole point of that

is to help you decipher what's true and what's not and why would you have something that and all you're getting out of this is eight bucks yeah it's like you're getting i guess i guess you can say you're creating a funner environment or something no but that's not like it's funny for sure but it's it definitely that is like. No, but that's not... It's funny for sure, but definitely that is undermining. Because again, all these people are going to start being like, oh, I should do this with all these other people. And then also,

that person who got the blue check had to pass a verification. But I guess if they put parody, then it doesn't really matter. Right. Well, they should just have to have... I don't know. It's stupid.

I'm not here to fucking tell them what to do, but I prescribe how to solve it. I'll just say, just have to have i don't know like it's i i don't i'm not here to tell them what to do but like like i'm prescribed how to solve it i'll just say it is like if you were trying to you know if you're trying to make this the like truth problem as much as i personally think it's funny if it was my company i would be like this what's the value of this and then they took away the blue check mark and then they gave it back i don't know what yesterday yeah i'm not trying to blow up this person's spot too because it is i mean it's like one of the biggest accounts right now on twitter yeah as a from a funny standpoint it is funnier but you just go for objectively if

i was in the company why would i do that annoying i mean i didn't like any of the blue check stuff to be honest that they did no that was the we've said that from the start that was their biggest mishap it was stupid it was a money-grubbing move but it's not though because they're not like we were talking about it last night they're like even if they have a million twitter blue subscribers that's eight million dollars a month it's a hundred million dollars a year that's nothing that's nothing for a company that they just yeah 44 billion dollars on it's nothing that's what he was saying yeah yeah it's like and you they don't have a million twitter blue subscribers yeah you know it's like it's just and they're sort have a million Twitter Blue subscribers. Yeah. You know? It's like, it's just nothing.

And they're sort of bragging about the money they're making, but really, yeah, it's a big, it's a crappy feature. Yeah, it's stupid. Okay. We got a new term alert. New term alert! We need Matt Villigdon, who did the, he's done a few different things for us. Yep.

He did the, accidentally four boys, which I hope he can send me again to the email, because I've since lost the wave file. Oh no. Well we want to get a soundboard out of a new studio. Yeah we will. Accidentally four boys.

We need that one. Yeah so that would be good. A boing oing oing would be nice. And then I think new term alert new term alert new term alert

I think it would be something like that you know what I mean. It would be something like does that sound like what it would be? New term alert new term alert. We could it would be something like that. You know what I mean? It would be something like, does that sound like what it would be? New term alert. New term alert. We could play around with that.

Or it would just be like a new term alert. I think there's, we can go a lot of ways with this. Beep, beep, beep. New term alert. Beep, new term alert. We could go full like Tonight Show style and just get a whole live band. That's, yeah, yeah, yeah. Paul, play it out for us.

Oh, okay. show style and just get a whole live band that's yeah yeah paul play it out for us oh okay i knew it's a new term alert it is i don't like that that's corny i know i like to be i like a sting i don't like some fucking dork playing for us oh you don't want max weinberg nah max fucking from the east? Max, no thank you. Max, not going to work here. This is a good one, though. It's not actually that great, but the reason it's funny is because it's in Men's Health. And I always like just watching Men's Health be fucking wacky.

Yeah. But Men's Health does Are You Gyno? Because my health be fucking wacky yeah but men's health does are you gynose because i was like my dad would read men's health like that's the type of guy that would read men's health you know what i mean and it was just like now men's like for men's health to turn into you know a buzzfeed junior is like so funny yeah but there was are you gynosexual here's what it means according to experts if you're attracted to a woman or femininity it might be the label for you. Gynosexual.

So it's relatively new term in the lexicon. And what they're trying to say is you're straight, but you would have sex with a trans person that looks so much like a woman you can't tell. But eventually you'll be able to tell. Right. But the term is this it's like a psyop term because you go you go what are you attracted to he goes it goes uh women i'm

attracted to women and then you go what about this one you go i'm attracted to that you go actually that was a trans person you're gyno sexual and you go oh but you guys say you're attracted to women but then you told me you're attracted to that yeah and you go yeah well i didn't know and you go but you still said you're attracted to it it, but then you told me you're attracted to that. Yeah. And you go, yeah, well, I didn't know. And you go, but you still said you're attracted to it. It's like, it's a trap. Yeah, it is a trap. The flag is horrible, too. The fact that they have a flag.

But basically, they're trying to say. Looks like a piece of shit. But like, think about this. If you go, okay, gynosexual, which is a funny term. I'm only attracted to gynos. What's gynosexual? Smash my gynos what's gynosexual smash my gyno but you go if you are a gynosexual um who's not one because you go okay so if you'd say i'm attracted to feminine women or whatever right

and then they show you a trans person that's so the picture you can't even tell so who isn't that they go just someone who has the perfect eye they can always tell every single time like it's just a total ball of baloney it's literally nonsense baloney factory it's a fucking but yeah but i just love men's health pushing that i find it so who isn't that then when these you go you you you can just net you'll i've never been tricked there's no amount of like you don't know no matter yeah you show me an ai image you go oh just so you know that was an ai image so actually you're computer sexual now too you go well you made it look like a woman it's like well no it's not though so i guess you add computers to the list

of people that you want to fuck is men's health so desperate for content yes sounds like it jesus that was kind of my point of this not really to talk about kind of sexual just to talk about men's health what they're up to uh i just clicked on there this is the it's under sex and relationships uh and the first thing that comes up is the 54 best sex positions every couple should try that was old school 54 it's a kama sutra what there aren't 54 there's not 54 there's three stick your big toe in her ass stick your middle other toe in her ass those are two different positions you're back to back bumming each other rubbing your bums together cover yourselves in peanut butter stick your hand in between make a fist that's one getting cucked by your dog. How are there 54 sex positions?

It doesn't make any sense. There's one. I know. It's missionary. That's what it used to be. That's what it used to be, like, sex positions and, like, here's the spiciest food for the men. Here's, like, you know, the hottest wing in, you know, the world for you to go eat. I was saying that, actually if uh what what is

he's happy about something fuck off so this explain what's happening okay so the guy is laying down on his back this is like probably straight out of the composite is known as the also known as the golden gate so the guy's laying down on his back the woman's straddling his face but she's pointed this way and then so she's sitting on his face and then she bends over backwards to blow him so it's a 60 not for everyone so it's like a it's like a 69 but just the hardest way possible it's like if you happen to have a gymnast

zero extra pleasure for anybody can you imagine pitching that to a chick no that's when you're with some chick and she just goes yeah I guess

you know I did ballet for fucking 14 years so I can do this let's try this out yeah let's do this you go alright whatever how's that you go it's whatever

it's fine that's so crazy though 80 positions we all know that there's three i'm not gonna get fooled by this bullshit propaganda the lord made three positions tops yes jesus christ nonsense we got another mom that was, she's not happy with extremist content online. But the funny part is, it's always funny when like video game culture, that's why I was saying you'll see these girls and they'll kind of be like, oh, I'm a gamer.

And then you meet them and they never say the N word. You know what I mean? And you're like, are you though? That's my ex. She was a gamer. I never heard her say the N word. Yeah. It's like, are you though? Yeah. Oh, I a gamer I never heard the city yeah it's like are you though

yeah oh I love games they go what do you think of minorities love them yeah sure you are yeah not believable

yeah they never even posted a frog meme once you know what I mean doesn't even know what Pepe the Frog is but well the gist is there's all these moms that like kind of

don't understand like gaming culture so they think 90% of what they think is extremist recruiting is jokes. You know what I mean? Yeah, of course. From 14-year-olds. You know what I mean?

But she said there's this... They did a big Vice article. This video game, Animal Crossing, is... You know Animal Crossing? Yeah, it's fun. Animal Crossing is what makes it funny. It's adorable utopia where players' chief concerns typically include catching butterflies,

designing clothes, and then... So if you look at it, it's a super cartoon for young people. And one recent day, an Animal Crossing player took to Twitter to complain. They'd unwillingly welcomed visitors whose avatars appeared dressed in KKK robes and t-shirts emblazoned with a swastika onto their eyelid.

So you're playing Animal Crossing and this guy's got a KKK outfit walking around the animal village? Pretty funny. It's super funny. I mean, again, if I was 12, that would have been me. No question. 100%. I would have had the full Nazi regalia on all my characters. I would have had the full like nazi regalia on all my characters i would

have had like just the whole thing i would have done all of that stuff and i would have found it so funny as a little jewish boy exactly yeah but the funny part extra funny part is the mother's like this is how they recruit and it was like that's maybe the worst recruiting strategy of all time like you're you're playing Animal Crossing game and some guy in a clan robe comes up and he's like, psst. I'm going to play with my pets. Come over here.

I got some fucking... But it's also funnier thinking that the guy who put the clan robe, he's sitting on his couch in a clan robe. He's the recruiter for the clan. He's just run out of ideas because he's having trouble recruiting people yeah so he basically he has to be sitting on his couch in his clan robe his wife's like you know when you come he's like i'm recruiting i mean that's the definition of work smart not hard you know you could either

be like doing these clandestine meetups in your local town and trying to like you know go sit at a bar and just by yourself and just trying to sniff out the racists. Or you could just go on Animal Crossing. You can go on Animal Crossing. What do you think the success... Well, that's why they're recruiting such a funny word because it's like, what are they recruiting for? If anything, you say they're recruiting...

The race war, Ryan. Yeah, the only thing for the most part people are recruiting for is a comedy culture culture where you go hey it's you and you might disagree with that but they're not recruiting for like any sort of like organization i don't think no no no no they're just like this purely for race they're just trying to i mean at least on in general you know what i mean yeah but it is uh funny just like wearing a fucking uh if this is what i knew if this is what is what I knew that was going on in Animal Crossing, I'm going to be a player.

Just walking up to some nine-year-old player and he goes, like what you see with this thing? He goes, what is it? He goes, if I tell you, you got to wear one. You know the 14 words? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You just say a full day if you're at the Legion Hall with the KKK

and everyone gets assigned their game and then their character, he's calling the KKK tech support. He's just like, listen, I'm having real trouble getting this Klan robe on my character. I'm not good at this. Can you sell those skins online and stuff too?

Like your Nazi skins? That's a good point, yeah. they yeah they probably buy the skin they probably don't put the skin on in the first place find out who's selling the skins i bet these moms would want to know i know 90 of people getting radicalized is like from moms like this like i'm sure this mom is probably radicalizing way more than this clan robe ever i mean like look the internet's gonna radicalize some people it's radicalize some people. It's just like, some people are going to get radicalized.

You're not having a scenario where there's zero people getting radicalized. But it's just not happening. I don't know. Like, what do they want? Zero people getting radicalized? Like, there's always people getting radicalized one way or another throughout all of history. This is just the way it's happening.

Do you think there's anyone that thought the radical left was like a bunch of surfers that were left wing? Do you think that's a possibility? I don think so no i don't you don't think that would be like a good gang where it's like they're like a political party that's called the radical left and they're just like left-wing people but they're all surfers uh no we just think that all right what's a guy giving myself fuck i feel like i used to be able to do a surfer voice. That is your voice.

We just want to ride... Okay, there it is. We just want to ride the wave of communism. I'm trying to ride the wave of... You know, when I'm riding the wave, I want to have health care for after I get bitten by a shark. Gnarly. Yeah, we're part of the radical left.

Bernie Sanders is gnarly. Yeah, we think Bernie Sanders is gnarly. We're the radical left. Then there's the radical right. Take it away, Danny. I guess it would be like a German accent. Gnarly. They're taking our surfing jobs.

We need to secure the nation they're brown in america so that's that yeah so there's no it's not that because the the topic of uh of uh radicalization yeah so there's this uh linkedin guy oh this is i'll let you talk this is up your alley one of the funniest things oh it's so good i've ever seen this is such a lost in translation thing this guy basically is like an influence and where yeah yeah i guess you uh i guess you like lose you're unsure or whatever uh like anyway so this aspiring so crazy flubbed on that one yeah aspiring linkedin influencer praises hitler as action taker then apologizes and deletes his account yeah and he's kind of like a tony robbinsy type like but he's a guy in india he was a guy in india who worked for deloitte yeah so i guess that's what i mean with the

loss in translation thing. Obviously, they know Hitler's bad, but maybe they're just not the extent that... This guy read a book that said, take chances in your writing, and he took that to the extreme. For sure. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is his post. It says, Friday inspiration, surrounded by emojis. Well, you can picture this guy.

He's cranking one of these every day. He's like, Gary Vee hyped up. Yeah, Goggins. Yeah, you can picture this guy like, you know, he's like, he's like, he's like, Gary V. Hyped up. Yeah. Goggins. Get out there. Give it 110%. You know who gave it 110%?

Literally. He goes, recently I picked up a book on Adolf Hitler, The Dark Charisma of Adolf Hitler by Lawrence Reese. I always wanted to read about Hitler in World War II, and this book gave me a fair understanding about these topics. Although the book narrated lots of stories about Hitler and how he became a chancellor of Germany, if you search him on Google, it'll say he's an autocratic leader,

very egocentric, blah, blah, blah. And then he goes like, he just keeps going on with that. But then he's just like, but he had all these like good qualities and stuff. But then the best part is how he ended it. Guys, we're talking about a guy this week that some people think isn't so great,

but he gets shit done. Yeah. But the way he ended his post was he says and as the nazi salute says as he ended the post heil hitler and then he then asked his followers to sound off in the comments let me know in the comments below what you think of my heil hitler to end my post on linkedin guys what's up linkedin today hey what's up linkedin Hey What's up LinkedIn Today We're talking about a guy That some people

Might not think so great But you never think Of the positives I'm positive John He's positive John I see the positive In everyone But you know me

I see the positive In everybody Oh dude that's Yeah he really thought He thought He thought this was Gonna go a little different And he got banned

On LinkedIn Oh no Yeah That'll happen Hey comment below what you think. Don't forget to subscribe and help me out in that algo. Yeah. I mean, I guess when you end any post, regardless of the contact with Heil Hitler.

Yeah, they don't like that. That kind of puts you in a... Sound off in the comments. Sound off in the comments. That's amazing, though, where he's just like... At no point was he like can this go south on me is there a scenario where maybe he goes no he's like maybe it does i mean it's the kanye thing he's basically doing the same thing where he's basically being like listen

like everyone has positive things yeah i mean a million people have made that point yeah it's just not a popular point yeah not a popular point especially on linkedin people don't like that one that's people's least favorite point but i love that i would say i would say of all the points people's least favorite points is like hitler had some good things about him of course of course or like with the christianity stuff where you're like, you know, Jesus loved Hitler too. People don't like that one either. Yeah.

He did, but we just don't really talk about that. Yeah, so it's kind of like, I mean, there's certain ones where it'd be like the guy that banged your wife, like, you know, even he had some positive questions. Like, just stop. Yeah, yeah. I guess it's the question, is that a feature or a bug of christianity hmm yeah a feature well you want to talk

he should have started with himmler and then worked his way yeah like eichmann or something yeah yeah men who smile at women are sexist so this is men are sexist so your tango sort of did a whole thing about this study that came out like a while ago and she's sort of disagreeing with it right yeah but we're we we i i think i personally agree with him they go gentlemen let's take a quick quiz this is the things would you hold the door for a woman no if your woman looks cold would you offer her your jacket no a good man will sacrifice himself to protect a woman do you think this no okay so you're not sexist i'm not yeah i'm not congratulations you're not sexist so basically that's called benevolent sexism is what they're saying and the gist was uh and guys you smile i'm a malevolent sexist guys you smile so basically they can't win they go

the whole test is you're finding out which type of sexist you are there's no option for not sex whatever you're like i have some trues and some falses does that is there like a you're both then you're both types of sex like you're just congratulations congratulations pal yeah benevolent sexism is like a wolf in sheep's clothing yep so that's but the smile at women was but to me the reason why i really like this is just like a good way to like control a chick where you're just like you know every guy that smiles at you is just being benevolently sexist to you right that's sexism that's internalized misogyny yeah so you basically you're chicks she's like oh this guy seemed really nice like let me guess he smiled

at you let me show you a little study. There's nothing more sexist than a man smiling at you. Women are deranged. This is a deranged study. Deranged. Well, she couldn't even get your tango on her side when she posted this study. It's from a bit ago. That's fine.

It's in the heat of things. Yeah. But it's good going through things because you go, what should they do? And there's no prescription for what's the right way. i think you just have to like when you walk around you have to just like yo what's up bro how you doing oh yeah sandy hello ma'am you sort of have to walk through life like that you go hello karen hello what about this something like this where you go hello yeah you sort of go back and forth glitch out a little yeah you go a little lot yeah you go a little to rats you know what i mean like here's kind of everything here's every facial facial expression cindy mary joe not trying to be a sexist over here so i really like

that one thing that sort of we were going to potentially talk about last week but it kind of carried over um there's like this chick that uh in the uk and she's like an only fans chick yeah and then her stepdad got busted as being her top subscriber and then they keep like posting updates like the family like it was kind of like a big story like a week ago but then like more stuff keeps happening. So it keeps kind of popping up. But the only thing I was thinking reading this whole story was that... They're not blood. Sure. They're not blood.

What's the problem? I was more thinking that, right or wrong, OnlyFans needs to fix that glitch where people can fucking find out. OnlyFans needs to fix that glitch where people can fucking find out I was thinking about the times me and a couple buddies pulled some money together to fucking check out one or two Well no, she did some sleuth It was TikTok that ratted them out

They have this stupid fucking thing where what happens is when you sign up for something using your phone number it alerts everyone you're there So basically, if you give someone like a fake phone number and they have you in your contacts, it alerts everyone you're there oh so basically if you give someone like a fake phone number and they have you in your contacts it'll be like oh it shows that you show up as like hey add your contact oh yeah this contact and it's like so if you ever ever burn it

you can't attach your phone number to it because it'll tell everyone you're some old boomer dude be super careful if you're doing shit like this so anytime your phone number is attached to anything but the dad is a moron. I guess he had his like phone. Well, but he got ratted out by tick. It was tick tock that got him because so he also was like, he was like her on tick tock.

He kept commenting on all her stuff from a burner tick tock account. And then tick tock. And the burner was attached to her only fans. No, it was his. No, it was a burner. No, no, no.

The burner tick tock account. Had the same name as the only fans. Had the same name as the only fans. And then it said that. No, it was a burner. No, no, no. The burner TikTok account. Had the same name as the only fans. Had the same name as the only fans. And then it said that it was one of your contacts in your phone. Like TikTok was like, this account is one of your contacts. So then she basically was like, okay, it's one of six people. That's a boomer bust. Yeah.

This guy was probably loving life for a little bit, eh? Oh my God. He thought he fucking had, yeah, this little perm. I mean, that's horrible, though. He was her number one customer. He's like, do you need me to do any more laundry, honey? I'm just doing laundry. If you have any laundry you need me to do...

Imagine he sends it. His things are like, yeah, I want you to take your top off and then cook food for your family. Clean your room. That's how he gets her to do chores. It's a special request. It's like, do all the laundry with your top off the mom goes to like do a load of laundry she goes to dump it in he's just inside

what are you doing in there i got stuck again throw the laundry on me it's fine yeah he gets he gets stuck in the washing the stepdad stuck in the washing machine help me out she's like i'm just gonna call the fire department he He goes, ah, forget it. He walks out. Toss a load in anyway. Yeah. Yeah, you're sending the, but like this guy thought

he'd beat the case. He was really feeling himself and it's not like this girl's underage. No, it's just, it's her stepdad. Yeah, but I'm sure what percentage of stepdads

watch stepdad porn? Too many. Yeah. Yeah. I'll tell you what, whether i was epidemic this wouldn't be up but this wouldn't be something that i would be fucking around with i'll tell you that much no that's this guy's walking a fucking tightrope i mean that's great he was her top contributor too he was like and making her like make all these custom videos and stuff dude yeah but you you've

never done that with anyone where it's like there's been a few times where there was like only fans kicking around with uh with like a friend and then like the boys in the group chat pool do a little money together. No, I've still somehow managed to never pay money for OnlyFans. You think you're better than that? I'm not. I just have never been interested. You're like, well, why would I pay when there's naked men online?

Yeah, that's what Grindr's for, right? There's naked pictures of men online i just type in yeah so you you were just like why bother yeah i like the men's the stepdad messaged her daily for underwear pics this guy's a real fuck it's crazy when he had access to the underwear he could just go straight to the source well he probably that's what i'm saying though this who else knows what this perv was up to he probably like he's doing weird he probably like put that underwear on and do all this stuff to it then when she leaves he probably sniffs it and shit that's yeah that's mental so anyways this guy can you and by the way this is all public now

like this guy's life you know oh yeah this guy might as well look like she went on some tv show this guy oh she's on a press tour right now she's trying to get those only fans numbers up exactly at his expense so this guy's life is like you really you fucked up buddy oh yeah but that is there's two parts of him i love how she calls her video she had her tiktok video is how my website ruined my mom's marriage you're like you're omitting some things here in that title my website my website ruined my mom's marriage what website was it oh it's just like a vlog of my travel travel vlog my thoughts yeah travel blog poems that i write you know standard for the first couple weeks he was very much the bad guy but then everyone turned on her so then she basically the people were happy after they started getting mad at her

him they kind of go to her and then they're like you did this to us but that's a bad publicity for all i bet you only fans lost a lot of you saw a lot of girls have like fewer oh yeah you awkward breakfasts and a lot of drop subscribers yeah you see a few drop subscribers after that fiasco you know what i mean yeah isn't that wild though that's i would suck. I mean... You gotta be careful out there on the internet. Yeah. There was like a...

Also, ladies, stop being prostitutes. And also... Start a podcast like us. Yeah, it was something where it was like... There was one recently where a girl's been selling her spit. Oh, yeah and it was like so there's new girl she's like and she's you know it's just funny like when you have a girl actually that'd be a funny video but it's like girl entrepreneurs and guy entrepreneurs yeah like the guy entrepreneur is like i started a company that landscaping yeah i bought one this rusty mower i restored it and started my own landscaper and the girl's just like i'm selling my feces yeah i shit in a jar every every single girl entrepreneur tactic is just like showing

their tits yeah different varieties of showing their fucking tits and selling milking their bodily fluids in every capacity to sell yeah it's like a little bit true because all the guy stuff is like you know the probably the equivalent is dudes being like, here's how to drop ship. Here's how to crypto. Like Girls Hustlers University is just straight up like how to send a butthole pic. For sure. Best utilize a ring light to properly light your asshole. Yeah.

That's true. This is the funniest. Dude, I saw Entrepreneur Seminar is just that. I was meaning to send this to you i saw the funniest show poster for an la comedy show it was uh this guy i follow on twitter this comic but it was like him and like four other chicks and like literally you would think it's like a only like a stripper like poster or something or like something like all the chicks like one girl's just her ass yeah like one guy like and they're not like they're it's a comedy show uh-huh and they're

like they're just like four like thirst trap photos on this dude's headshot so funny guy knows what he's doing though yeah yeah for sure but you're just like it's so funny i wonder if the girls would be mad that they use those photos no no those are the for sure the those girls are like they're like send us your headshots and okay that was like that's what but if they did like la common no remember when we knew that guy that did like a disability tour and just like a photo what was this a fucking there was a tour in canada and it was like peak like 2016 17 kind of thing right and it was like the disabled tour and it said people's disability next oh yeah that was their credit their credit was their disability so it was like the disabled

comedy tour and it said like but the person that put it together wasn't like disabled and they said like it would be like you know autism uh fucking something something and then the other said no leg it said no leg is their fucking credit it was just like yo this is crazy that is crazy that is crazy but that just seems so LA to me where like some girls are like I'll do comedy

can you send me your head shots it's your ass that'd be Los Angeles so LA like comedy have you done comedy before i go now but i think i'm good at it the biggest thing we always say but it's so true is most of the comedians in uh new york and toronto was like this they talk to you about comedy they'll be like you know i have this new joke i'm doing this thing like oh how was this show like i'm trying to get on this spot all right and uh everyone you talked about and everyone you talked about on Lay's like, hey,

how did you get on this podcast? How did you get this? Who's your agent? They talk about everything other than comedy. You know, obviously there's lots of people that aren't that, but just like, there's like a general vibe.

People talk about everything other than the actual thing. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Be like, if you talk to like, yeah. Well,

they don't really want to be comics. They just want to be comics. They just want to be famous. Uh huh. And they want attention. And that's what, one of the things our body was saying that was kind of interesting. Like I never, I mean,

it's obvious because we know in comedy, there's like a lot of comedians that, Oh, this was after you left, by the way, but there's a lot of comedians that talk about, about comedy way more than they actually do comedy. You know what I mean?

And it almost is a self-fulfilling thing or whatever but they're they're saying that the entrepreneur world there is a million you see a ton of these uh entrepreneur guys because i was kind of asking i was like what do you think of this guy what do you think of hermosi what do you think of this guy because he's like really tapped into that whole world right and he was kind of saying uh that as a rule most of the time that uh you see a guy that's always like outward facing they're not like the greatest it's either one of two things they either have someone else that's like a genius running the whole thing or it's like all actually a mess under the under the hood that that seems reasonable yeah i never really like thought about it that way but i guess it's obvious once you

think about it because you're like but i i guess i thought of it as like maybe they were great at it they built up the whole thing. And then they become like the sales engine for the company. Yeah, for sure. And they're also like, I have so much money where I just want to kind of build up my brand, like public facing brand. And then their brand can face it. But then you are true.

Their brand is telling about entrepreneurship, but they're not actually doing any of that. So it really becomes a comedian that's telling you all about comedy, but he doesn't actually do it. Which there's no shortage of that. But that's what I mean. I remember in college. So a lot lot of those guys that is sort of an interesting thing about the internet though like all of those and he calls them entrepreneurs that's what he said you know i mean i remember in toronto there was like this i can't remember

her name but when i was like starting doing comedy and like open mics and then this girl who'd been doing comedy for like six months and then was like yeah i'm putting out a book on how to do comedy exactly like legitimately and she had like six months and then was like, yeah, I'm putting out a book on how to do comedy. Exactly. Like legitimately. And she had like a book release party and like all this stuff on like a book. You're like, get bent. You're like, what are you talking about?

What are you doing? Yeah. And then just like stops doing it. And the crazy thing is like, the goal for her was to get the book. So then she quit comedy after she got the book came out? Yeah.

And you don't even do comedy? That's the last page. It was like the last chapter do yourself a fucking favor quit this shit now yeah that's the last job sound advice disability dude was the fucking best that is the best part of all all the intersectionality stuff is that people use their stuff as credits in comedy. There was a while, and it was like, there was a while where even if you were fucking, you know, super like all in liberal, you probably looked at these flyers and you're like, this is getting weird.

Yeah. You can't say anything. It's basically like the retarded comedy tour. And you go, okay, I don't know if this is, like they would, they would have, no, but they would have like comedy shows that was like the autistic show you know what I mean yeah of course well they wanted

every theme of everything yeah because there was I mean there was everything it was like and it's still there's still that now

but it's like it's you know you sell tickets based on identity or whatever right so it would just be like the one eyed that's why the funniest

was the pirate tour was when the Kevin Brennan brought White Guys Matter to Toronto oh I forgot about that yeah and people a little poke in the eye

yeah yeah definitely the some of those some of those names were just like literally the the

I'm missing a left buttocks comedy tour I'm just like so niche and you're like there's a lot of us okay there's more than you think

that's why we have to do the tour Cause you don't know That we even exist If we were properly represented We wouldn't have to do the tour Exactly But a lot Okay so

There's two You tell me Are we talking about Johnny Depp Or do you want to talk about The The girl's credit score That she's demanding On her Tinder date

Oh I mean the Oh Let's do the credit score The Johnny Depp is a little Not much on the bone there Okay that she's demanding on her Tinder date. Let's do the credit score. The Johnny Depp is a little not much on the bone there. Okay, it was more of a smaller thing and we'll do this.

Yeah. Because there's... I just love when you find like a proper... It's almost like Girls Taking Owls 2. But just like the full out, all in entitlement of a woman that has nothing going for her.

Yeah, it's crazy too because you're like, a lot of women think this way, but strategically, you want to keep this to yourself. And then there's this guy kind of, and there's these places where people will post the screenshots

from Tinder and stuff. And it is really flipping around. Like in Toronto, I don't know if you saw this, but I follow all the Toronto pages. And they had a date. We've talked about it on this podcast. They have a group where girls go,

are we dating the same guy? Yeah, I've been trying to get into the New York one for six months. Exactly. And it just became a way to trash people, right? Yeah. But now they have girl ones. So basically, are we dating the same girl?

And you can imagine it's getting fucking savage, right? For sure. Where everyone's like, stay away from that chick. She's this and that and this and that she lit my apartment on fire she put holes i'm gonna be demanding trips to dubai yeah like and i think that it's the whole thing where all of this stuff like forced an audit and i think a lot of girls are like can we okay okay truce truce yeah truce truce you go nope can't put the toothpaste back in the tube lady it actually is he can't put the toothpaste back in the tube sorry and because what happens is then women are going to realize uh yeah we're better at this game you think the men are better at the game yeah yes i think so too

yeah and look i will i will concede i will concede the girls are gonna snoop yeah girls are gonna snooping but like the women's group like the start, the point of that group was like, hey, like, this dude, like, is like a rapist. Like, watch out for him. No, that wasn't the point of the group. That's what it became. Second, the first iteration of that group was like, actually, like, hey, am I dating a guy that's dating multiple other women?

Yeah, yeah, but it was, like, also, like, a lot of it was, like, more so, like, safety and stuff. That's how they bill it anyways because I've tried to get into it and they make you answer all these questions. Yeah, but that was like also like a lot of it was like more so like safety and stuff. That's how they bill it anyways, because I've tried to get into it and they make you answer all these questions. Yeah, but that's the second iteration. No, no, no. That's the no. The first one was the New York one.

And that's what it is. But then it's also like, hey, also in case of like, you know, is this guy are eight of us fucking this guy at the same time? Yeah, but the name of the groups, are we dating the same guy? Yeah, I understand what it's called. You're saying that was a smokescreen from the get go. No, they're just trying to couch it as like this all super altruistic thing where they go it's like for safety but it's not like if you ever go in there you're like no i think there's

a bunch of fucking clucking hens just being like that's all that is tell me again what they were doing i literally walk around my house sometimes when my girlfriend's on the phone with her mom and i do that they'll both be talking i was like one time her her mom was talking we were there and then i just i have this like youtube video of just like chickens in a coop and i just will play it these are the kind of pranks you're up to at your house. I love it. I'll just play it and just be like, bonk, bonk, bonk. It's good. They have a good time.

They like it. It's good. I like seeing the girls sleep like a land dances. Fucking all over the place. A man was shocked after a woman he matched with on a dating app asked for his credit score. The woman makes her intentions very clear, but I'm going to actually read the messages here. A man was shocked after a woman he matched with on a dating app asked for his credit score. The woman makes her intentions very clear.

But I'm going to actually read the messages here. So the guy says, she goes, hey, I'm wondering if I get your credit score, which is bold as hell. Yeah. And then the girl goes, no, I wasn't asking for the ins and outs, just your credit score. Laffy Faze, I don't want a guy that's in debt and has a shit score. Causes major barriers for me. I see it as a massive barrier. And then you're unable to, and she's like using the word, the letter, the number two instead of two, so it's like very informal, to actually grow

with the person. Will be unable to buy a house, unable to get married, unable to have kids, etc. I just want to actually grow with the guy. So this is what she's saying, right? Yeah, you're like, we've never met before. We never met before, but more importantly, what do you do, right? Yeah, you're like, we've never met before. We never met before. More importantly, what do you do that's so great that you deserve this? Are you a 10?

The answer was no. No. And then the guy just responds with, do you work? And then she goes, not since I lost my last job last month. I'm at a time in my life where I'm now able to be picky with my next job so i'm taking my time to only apply for the first that interest ones the ones yeah she doesn't like to write ones is crazy i've never seen that before yeah the ones that interest me i think this is uh very the way she writes ones like the number one s is a just a kind of very good uh indication indication of things yeah i don't want to be settling for just any odd jobs i just love the imagine a dude being like

you know no i don't have any money i lost my job but obviously you attend you're gonna bring me places and you go do you have a job you go i lost my forklift job about three months ago honestly i'm just looking for a job that's right for me. So the only one available. Because it's the only... And I don't want to be settling for... She doesn't want to settle for anything. I don't want to just settle for any job because it's the first one available.

I've got the chance to actually find a job I want. So yeah, I'm taking that opportunity and I have to be able to do that. This is a girl that's been reading way too much, like love yourself propaganda. You know what I mean? And then the guy just goes, so what was your job?

And she goes, I had a job that I got laid off for after I spent about one K on credit card. So I obviously needed to pay that back. So I jumped on the first job warehouse work just to pay it off. Once it was paid off, I got sacked about two weeks later, warehouse work, just to pay it off. Once it was paid off, I got sacked about two weeks later. But yeah, my credit card's paid off, and I've got the opportunity to find an actual job

I want right now. And then this guy goes, so you did warehouse work and spent $1,000 on a credit card, and then you got laid off, and you're asking me about my credit score? The balls on these people is next level. Yeah. I mean, I've heard it said before, but bitches be tripping. Yeah. Bitches be real tripping.

But that is, I feel like this era of pickiness for these girls is coming to an end. Coming to a big time end. I mean, again, the world is going to sort this out for them. The world has sorted this out. Right. You know, she's going to be like this. And then she obviously is not bringing much to the table. I don't know what she looks like.

Obviously, that can be made up for to a degree. But she is, yeah, she's just going to be like this, and then she obviously is not bringing much to the table. I don't know what she looks like. Obviously, that can be made up for to a degree. But she is, yeah, she's just going to be like, okay, well, this isn't working. Yeah. Basically, there is an influx of men using all the women's tactics. Everything's sort of flip-flopping right now. Yeah, I know. But you think if he goes, all right, it's like, she probably went crazy, too. He'll be like, it's 8.50, and she'll be like okay can you just send me a screenshot

of what of the credit score because she probably would be that yeah yeah yeah exactly what no but you gotta be the people are realizing that you're full package and you go okay if you're gonna be that crazy you better be a fucking smoke show for sure and even still that'll probably good girl asking your credit card first like credit score on the on a fucking tinder before you've met you out of your mind bitches be tripping but that last thing is that before we go over the patreon the essentially the like one of the big scams that the like gets old people is they pretend that they're famous people and it's crazy so this johnny depp impersonator got 41k by this woman but it's like i don't understand how it

works because like it makes no sense there's basically a famous person essentially tinder swindlers yeah yeah this is just like a cool this is a like a garden variety why would i know but why would johnny depp need money yeah the whole thing is insane i mean why would Johnny Depp need money? Yeah, the whole thing is insane. I mean, why would Johnny Depp... Do you think you could pull that? Why would Johnny Depp, out of the blue, call a 67-year-old woman? I know.

And again, he goes, Hello, this is Johnny Depp. I need money very bad. I'm very bad for money, and I need Pirates of the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow. Yes. Johnny Depp.

I need gift cards. Only gift cards. No, no. Don't send me PayPal. No PayPal. I don't have PayPal. I need gift cards. Now I need the codes for the gift cards.

Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. And this thing is like WTA. It's like some local news somewhere in Altoona. Was that Mississippi? Yeah. It's like somewhere in America, the deeper America, I think, for this one. Altoona.

Yeah. Or whatever. Oh, no. Huntington. Or PA or whatever. Pennsylvania. But it's like, yeah. They're like, hey, be on the look. The thing is so. It goes Pennsylvania State Police. think for this one out to yeah or whatever uh i don't know hunting or pa or whatever pennsylvania but it's like yeah they're like hey be on the look like the thing is so it goes pennsylvania's state police out of huntington county are investigating a theft by deception and they're

just like be on the lookout for johnny depp i know like that's all it says there's like not even a whole thing yeah and johnny depp had to post a thing where he's like hey everyone just so you know i'm not asking any nine-year-old women for money i'm not calling you cold calling you to be like hey and says yeah it says the caller says that jay natasha you remember that day natasha he goes uh he goes um okay this is my impression of johnny depp and then he's like pretends to put stuff on he goes all right i just finished putting on my uh 90 bracelets and necklaces even though i'm 45 years old that's the whole joke yeah it's again it's crazy it's like johnny depp's not calling you but this woman's probably not even he's like i need money who knows he

needs facebook like i need money for the scarf fund she's probably like this crazy johnny depp's calling me calling me little old me do you think you could ever fall for that with like you know you have a ariana grande message danny he's like fuck man i'm not gd's gift card i'm at walmart right now and my credit card's broken you mind hooking me up yeah i go okay you kind of venmo you you go no i'll just come drop it off gift cards only my body got scammed by the one forever go guy i know and And it's like, I think about this so much, just like how fucking dumb you have to be to get scammed by this one.

But I guess it happens a lot. But he bought a pair of shoes somewhere and they sent him a thing being like, hey, we accidentally sent you too much money. And then you cashed a check and it doesn't, yeah, yeah. All this trick in the book. A guy, when I was in high school, someone, they did a scam like that where they said that they sent him a check for the money and he was supposed to send half back and he cashed

the check and then it actually goes through. But then the bank calls you a week later and you're just like, yeah, that wasn't worth the paper it was written on, pal. Yeah, and you still probably get dinged just for trying to do that. Facebook almost got me the other day, though. Because Facebook said- Oh, yeah, you almost got got fished i almost got fished a little bit i didn't but the facebook sent me an email and it's and it was uh you you have a copyright thing and then you basically click on it and it was facebook.com yeah so i'm at i'm on facebook.com

and it was like hey you need to click here to to do this thing and then i clicked there and it goes uh uh type in your password again and i was like that's where that's to click here to do this thing and then I clicked there and it goes, type in your password again and I was like, that's, I wasn't, I'm stupid but I'm not that stupid. But that was a pretty clever one.

That was like, yeah, because they embedded their scam into Facebook.com. Yeah. So people are getting good here. And it's probably up for like, you know,

they probably like get those up for three days or something before they get nuked. when they start creating like AI to scam people, it's going to be like, imagine you could just do a,000, you know, scam emails to old ladies in a minute.

Yeah. It's going to be fucking open season on oldies. Oh, for sure. Yeah, old people are. Old people, you have to be just like, get them off the internet because you go, you can't handle the smoke in there. This is just open season to screw you over.

That's the thing. She probably didn't even get scammed on the internet. Probably picked up the phone and probably said scam likely. Oh my God. She's probably like, I don't know oh yeah but she's probably telling her friends she goes yeah it said scam likely but it was johnny depp so you want to pick those up because sometimes they're johnny exactly that's why exactly why you pick up the scam likely is because sometimes you get johnny mostly scams or sometimes it's johnny depp calling you who needs money she's sitting there

twirling or you know twirling the phone cord and stuff like that. Yeah. Give me one more. Give me the accent again. I need gift cards. It's me, Johnny Depp. Yes, 21 Jump Street. Does that ring a bell for you?

Yes, the TV show, not the movie 21 Jump Street. The TV show 21 Jump Street. I was in a lot of other good movies. Benny and June. I broke up with... Remember I played the potatoes? With the potatoes I played, I was a bit mentally challenged. Anyways, I need gift cards.

The actual reason I broke up with Amber Heard was because I saw your photo. How did I find you? I'm in love with you! It's not important how I found you, but I'm in love. And I don't care who knows and i just need amazon gift cards it's the only thing they'll consummate with pin with pin scratch the back that's where the pin is i don't know use your nail or a coin or something just scratch it

do you not listen to your lover wait you don't love me i'm johnny depp savage i'm twirling my scarf right now are you horny are you horny johnny is horny okay come subscribe to patreon we're only 250 away from next episode of bugman peace